Hemp Ban, Scams, & Extortion!

Summary

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DOPE AS USUAL Podcast

Episode: "Hemp Ban, Scams, & Extortion!"

Hosts: Thomas “Dope As Yola” Araujo & Marty O’Neill
Date: December 16, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this candid, energetic episode, Thomas and Marty dive deep into the looming hemp ban in the U.S., share inside stories from the cannabis business, expose industry scams and extortion schemes (including a wild account extortion scandal), unpack tumultuous family drama, and riff in their signature, unpredictable style. The conversation bounces from serious industry insight to surreal and hilarious tangents, offering both vital updates and the offbeat camaraderie fans love.

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Key Topics & Discussion Highlights

1. Podcast & Set Updates

• Set Redesign: The set’s been upgraded, giving Marty his “own space” and exciting plans like a bong mount in the wall are teased (00:27).
• Spotify Milestones: Celebrating top 1% status, major awards, and 252,000 people marking Dope As Usual as their No. 1 show of the year (01:35–02:00).
• “We’re a work in progress right now…this show is a work in progress but the love we get is crazy.” – Thomas [02:18]

2. The Looming Federal Hemp Ban

• Farm Bill Risks: Thomas breaks down how the 2018 Farm Bill currently allows sale of THCA products, and how a new bill could soon end this entire market (09:47–13:13).
  • “If the hemp ban does pass…Dopest Shop will no longer be around starting November 12, 2026, if it does happen. So until then, go nuts. Go nuts.” – Thomas [13:13]
• Impact on Consumers: Serious concern for medical users in non-legal states, loss of convenience, and fear returning to the black market (12:00–13:13).
• Big Money’s Influence: Thomas suspects billionaire interests may stall or stop the law, referencing how hidden money often sways outcomes (10:27–11:11).

3. Cannabis Industry Insights (and Proper Rolling Papers)

• Product Updates: Thomas boasts about the positive reception to his rolling paper brand “Proper,” soon expanding with cones and 12-inch papers (07:09–08:25).
  • “Not one complaint…Try our paper and tell me that it doesn’t smoke perfect, because it does. And I never say shit like ‘we’re the best’…But I will say it for this.” – Thomas [07:09]
• Hashmakers’ Egos: Insightful, funny take on cannabis breeder culture and “grower flex” egos. (05:00–06:19)

4. Thanksgiving & Family Drama

• Thomas shares a raw recounting of his family’s Thanksgiving, marked by disarray, illness, and old grudges (16:20–20:58).
  • “Does anyone else’s family have permanent beef? I don’t get how people just forget who did shit for you. My grandma took care of everyone…when she’s gone, it’s gonna be too late.” – Thomas [18:50]

5. Marty’s Holiday & Psychedelic Experiences

• Marty details a classic Thanksgiving, then describes a mellow, introspective mushroom trip, enhanced by a hot tub and stargazing app. Offers funny and honest takes on tripping and holiday traditions (22:07–26:39).
  • “It made me be like, oh, this is the point of photography. This is what photos are. I’m not seeing them for what they are.” – Marty [23:13]

6. Government Overreach and Corporate Takeover in Cannabis

• Thomas expresses concern over government efforts to “Monsanto all of our weed,” pushing consolidation and standardization through official channels, possibly threatening the culture and quality (16:13).
  • “They’re turning everything we smoke into McDonald’s, and we’re gonna have side effects from weed, I guarantee it.” – Thomas [16:13]

7. Absurd & Dark Tangent: The Gerbil Urban Legend

• The duo riff on the infamous “gerbil in the ass” myth, led by Marty’s irrepressible curiosity, diving into South Park references, animal absurdities, and comedic horror at the legend (34:28–37:59).
  • “That’s not even gay. That just happens to be a gay guy with a weird-ass fetish. It is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard.” – Thomas [35:40]

8. Announcements: Stand-Up, Collaborations, and Travel

• Thomas plugs upcoming comedy shows in San Diego and Las Vegas and shares excitement about a glass collab with Matt Robertson after a Denver trip (39:17–46:20).

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Main Feature: Cannabis Industry Extortion & Scams Exposed

Thomas’s Explosive revelation:

• Decade-Long Instagram Extortion: Thomas recounts how his social media accounts were repeatedly deleted—at least 32 times on one account—and how he was forced to pay various shadowy figures to get accounts back (54:00+).

  • “I have to pay to get my accounts back because I’m getting extorted by somebody that I can’t see. And a lot of people like, ‘yeah, right…’ I finally have proof that every word I ever [said]…is exactly what happened.” – Thomas [54:28]

• Industry-Wide Scamming: Reveals that meta (Facebook/Instagram) is suing Dan Folger, a once-trusted cannabis influencer, for running such extortion rackets (54:27–61:53).

  • “He was deleting people and then extorting them and getting them to pay him to get put back on…in all actuality, he was the one deleting it.” – Thomas [58:22]

• Behind the Curtain: Explains how scammers, some with ties to industry insiders, can charge $3,500-$5,000 to delete or restore accounts, targeting influencers and brands alike.

  • “It could be $200–$300K. I don’t know. So I only made the estimate, like, damn. And then people flooded me: ‘Why are you lying for views?’ You know what? Don’t care.” – Thomas [56:21]

• Colleague ‘Q’ Confirms Attempted Sabotage: Thomas’s current ‘fixer’ shared that just before Thomas’s paper launch, an offer was made anonymously for $10,000 to permanently delete Thomas’s verified IG—more than double the usual rate (61:53–62:30).

  • “He kept saying, ‘A lot of competition in the paper game…a lot of deep pockets.’ Like, why wouldn’t you just tell me who did this to me instead of leaving me in a riddle?” – Thomas [63:15]

• Lingering Industry Suspicions: Thomas feels certain someone within the rolling papers space—someone wealthy enough to dump $10k repeatedly—wants him out for competitive reasons.

• Personal Toll: Reflects on the emotional and business fallout, including lost opportunity and connections (like Rihanna formerly following him) due to mass deletions (70:34–72:12).

  • “This person has ruined [it] for me. I’m only still here because I’m so butthurt at whoever’s doing it that I’m not gonna let him win. I’ll do this till I’m 80…” – Thomas [70:40]

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Notable Quotes

• “If the hemp ban goes through…after 2026, it’s over. What a run. I’m not even mad.” – Thomas [12:11]
• “I have to pay to get my accounts back because I’m getting extorted by someone I can’t see.” – Thomas [54:28]
• “I promise you, I will never delete your page…even if I hate the person. …I know what it’s like to lose all your shit.” – ‘Q’ (Thomas’s account fixer), paraphrased by Thomas [61:53]
• “Deleting anybody, that’s fucked up, dude. That’s insane. It’s people’s livelihood…All you’re doing is lining the pockets of dudes that are good with computers and have no morals.” – Thomas [71:00]

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Memorable Moments

• The Micro Bong Test: Thomas demos the smallest bong he’s ever smoked out of, brought back from Denver (46:06).
• Mexican Family Dog Truth: Tongue-in-cheek take on how “all Mexican families just find dogs, never get them from the pound.” (77:13)
• Riffing on RuPaul’s Drag Race: Thomas admires the bravery and showmanship, flipping the script on how people perceive drag performances (72:20).
• Meta Lawsuit Insight: The moment Thomas realizes public confirmation of his stalker/extorter—vindication after years of being doubted by followers and peers (59:20).
• Wild Family Stories: Thomas’s unfiltered holiday story about throw-up on the Thanksgiving floor and generational family beefs (16:20–20:58).

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------|---------------| | Set & Show Updates | 00:27–03:00 | | Hemp Ban Explained | 09:47–13:13 | | Proper Rolling Papers Discussion | 07:09–08:25 | | Thanksgiving & Family Chaos | 16:20–20:58 | | Marty on Psychedelics & Stars | 22:07–26:39 | | Gerbil Urban Legend Tangent | 34:28–37:59 | | Denver Trip & Micro Bong | 43:01–46:20 | | Extortion/Scams Segment | 54:00–65:00 | | Q’s $10,000 Delete Offer Story | 61:53–64:56 | | Reflections on Lost Opportunity | 70:34–72:12 | | Final Jokes & Wrap-up | 80:12–end |

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Tone & Style

The episode is as raw, irreverent, and unpredictable as fans expect—balancing serious, often alarming industry revelations with wild humor, spontaneous deep dives into odd topics, and the stoner camaraderie that has built the show’s global audience. Thomas is forthright and emotional when discussing personal and professional betrayal, while Marty’s understated wit and playful tangents provide comic relief throughout.

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Closing Thoughts

This episode is a must-listen for cannabis industry insiders, creators wary of social platform extortion, and fans of Dope As Usual’s unique blend of hot takes and offbeat humor. Thomas’s exposé on account deletion rackets is hugely valuable—and vindicating—while the rest of the show delivers equal measures of absurd laughs and hard-won life insights.

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Have a dope-ass day.

Transcript

[A]

Told you.

[B]

Perfect.

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Perfect.

[B]

Perfect, Perfect.

[A]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to the dope as usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dopas. Yolo, whatever you want to call me. This. This is my co host, Marty o'. Neill.

[B]

What the is cracking, folks.

[A]

What's up? We're back. Look at the set. It's not wide, but we redid the shelves. We redid everything. The wall's getting redone. As you can see, there's some holes in it because we took the TV down. We're about to paint this entire wall right after. So much cooler. The set looks sick. The lights are sick. We have depth. Marty has his own space. Go to your side, Marty.

[B]

What the is cracking?

[A]

Yeah, Marty. Marty has his whole space, whole setup. We're about to plug a bong into the wall so he could just take rips.

[B]

How epic would that be?

[A]

It would be very cool. And a hose. We have everything but the. But the screws in the wall. We have the mount. We have everything. Guys. This is sick. If you're watching on YouTube, thank you very much. If you're watching on Spotify, thank you very much. Again, we are back on YouTube. Even though everything's on Spotify, we still posting here on YouTube. So thank you so much. Thank you for being in the chat. Thank you for everything. The only thing you won't see is like, we bust out pounds or something crazy. Cut that out of the YouTube version. So for everyone watching on Spotify, thank you very much. We appreciate you.

[B]

Shout out to Spotify.

[A]

Just.

[B]

Sorry, let me just go ahead and toot our own horn real quick. Back to back, top 1% shows on the platform.

[A]

Two years. I don't have headphones today.

[B]

One of the most shared shows, one of the most watched shows, one of the most talked about shows. Come on.

[A]

For 252,000 people were their number one show.

[B]

God damn. Yo, that's pretty.

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It's pretty crazy.

[B]

Shout out to everybody that tagged us on Instagram showing that we were like the top that they watched. And just all the support. It feels really great.

[A]

We went to the Spotify party and then they're like, take pictures. Oh, you got badges. You can view these. And went, oh, my God, we're special.

[B]

Holy. We got multiple ones.

[A]

Yeah, we won three awards this year. Let's go, dude. Sick. Guys. We're a work in progress right now. As you can see behind us, there's a hole in the wall. Why? Because we're not fully ready. We're gonna be ready right after this. If you're watching this episode. Do yourself a favor. Go watch last Week's episode with Dr. Dubro. It was epic. It was awesome. It was sick as hell. It was so informational. The guy was badass. He's super sick. Nice ass, dude. There's not much else to say. One of the best episodes, if not the most informational episode we've ever had in ever. Finances, health, rock star life, anything you think of, this guy's pretty much lived through it.

[B]

So who's in a celebrity death match? Dr. Drew and Dr. Dubro.

[A]

Dr. Drew. Oh, Dr. Drew's ribs.

[B]

Yeah, he is.

[A]

Do you remember that?

[B]

But so was Doc.

[A]

I feel like no doctor. Dude. Bro's buff too. Dr. Drew's ripped. Dr. Drew's like.

[B]

Yeah, he is, like, shredded. Yeah, he is.

[A]

Sorry, I gotta pull my arm all back. He's like that. Need some advice? That's how he was. He was just coming like this. In a shirt, sitting like that. Meme of that kid. That's how he is. In his body, his neck down. Dr. Drew's like this. Like the Hulk about to change. Oh, Yeah, I take Dr. Drew on that one. But rather chill. Rather chill. Dr. Dubrow seems cool. Like a bro. Great episode. Super fun. Super sick. It is on YouTube. This is what we're doing every Tuesday. Same thing post on YouTube. Two days later, you're gonna get clips. Two days later, you're gonna get more clips. There it is. Instead of going to the clip channel, now, it's all on this channel. So thank you so much. And if we do see another Spotify page pop up that says clips, that is ours. It's verified. Spotify dope as usual. Clips channel on Spotify. I think maybe the first clips channel on Spotify.

[B]

So that's what I was going for.

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Yeah.

[B]

Why the not super sick?

[A]

Okay, guys, are you ready? Are we ready to get started? I want to start talking. How long we've been here? Like three minutes. Yeah, he doesn't matter here.

[B]

There is no more nice guy clock. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[A]

Let me Matilda carrot. All right. Like this.

[B]

All right. I'm doing my fingers out my Keon Coleman, but I'm not going to complain about this afterwards. Try to get sleep with it.

[A]

That was. That was crazy, dude. And then it shot back up. Damn it. Okay, almost. No, I'll smoke the little baby joint after.

[B]

Hold on. You what? What did you roll up here?

[A]

That is weed from Aaron that he left at my house. My friend Aaron already. My friend Aaron. Ever heard of Platinum cherry Pie? Super popular strain From west coast gear a long time ago. My friend Aaron is the breeder of that. And here's a little known fact. Growers and hash makers have the egos of LeBron James. Every one of them. That's how they act almost every grower I ever met. Yeah, my shit's so much better than that. Every time I could go like this, put a nug of their. A nugget, somebody else's, hand them their. They're like, my shit's way better than that. Like, dog, that is your. Anyway, my friend Aaron has been talking the Platinum Cherry Pie is the best weed ever. Best weed ever. Watch. Watch when I grow it again Watch when I grow it again he's been saying that for nine years. Years. I just cleaned out the garage. I just cleaned out the garage. I just set the room up. He's been saying that forever. Anyway, he found this other guy that sells fire, and he left two jars in my house for the past three weeks. And I'm like, yo, it's time to smoke them. Not hanging on to these anymore for you. And I'm like, yo, I'm gonna smoke your weed. He goes, I thought you smoked it already. Okay, cool. So that's this that you're getting, the purple something. This is that from Third Eye Genetics. This is half skunk beer beer funk, half blue sushi. And then this little baby is white raspberry mixed with a little bit of slushy beer.

[B]

What the. Where. Where are we going with these strings?

[A]

I don't know. It's a bunch of strains. Bunch of strains all rolled in proper.

[B]

How's it been going? It seems like it's been going really smooth.

[A]

This. This has been going awesome, guys. We're in some stores. We're in some stores. I'll start releasing when we get more than 50 stores. I'm gonna make a page locator page on the website so you can click and go, oh, perfect. This shit's in my town. And go and get them right now. You can do shipping map. We have a shipping map on the website. You click it, you hover over every state. I'll show you if you ship or not. You hover over all the countries. Zoom in. It'll show you if you ship or not. Everything. Everything's going really good. The number one thing I've gotten for feedback is positivity. I haven't gotten one negative piece of feedback about the paper yet.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

I will eventually. Not one person. Too thin, burns too slow. Didn't work. Tasted with nothing. I've given these to all the heady. Heady, heady. Hash rollers, hash hole rollers, joint guys. Everybody you can think of. Every. Everybody Dan's rolling up. The only thing he said was the tips. He's like a little flimsy on the packaging. Go. That's funny you say that because that's one of the things that's getting changed. This right here, guys. Not one complaint. If you are a heady and you love to talk. Try our paper. Try our paper. And tell me that it doesn't smoke. Perfect. Because it does. And I never say she like we're the. I never say that. This is the. I want you to compare us to other people. I'll put us again. Pepsi challenge, dude. I'll put us up against any other paper brand. We're doing a good job. We're doing a good job. Oh, also on the way cones. 12 inch papers. I'm getting the samples in next week. 12 inch papers.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh yeah. And I'm. We're solving one thing about the big joints that I've always have a problem with. We're solving that for you. I don't want to say what it is because other people might take it. We're solving it and I'm very, very, very excited. Proper's doing great. I'm stoked too.

[B]

Sick.

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Amazing.

[B]

It never goes smooth.

[A]

No. No, it doesn't. I think the two year weight of all the mess ups is what the mess ups was.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

You know. Okay. Here we go guys. My first topic of the day. Look at this angle. Holy. You see this angle, man? Oh my God. Oh my God. What about this? Epic. Super sick. How's it look, Marty?

[B]

Looks amazing. Yeah?

[A]

My lips are so dry. Cracked. I was in Denver. We'll get into that. Oh, my phone's on one person. 4%. Okay.

[B]

Want me to charge it?

[A]

No, I text it to you. It's okay. I need the notes. Yo. Technology. Wise up bad. We go first topic. First topic. A topic I've been getting asked about every day. And how weird is it? I'm staring down the barrel again. Because I'm always talking straight to Marty across the table. And now that we switch. Yo, how much better does this flow camera wise? We're not crossing paths.

[B]

It makes a lot more sense.

[A]

Season one, we had it perfect. We. We had it right? And this is season one. It's the only way on earth it works.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Let's go. We just need one more thing. 360 cab above you. She can have you smoke and you see the smoke rise to the camera.

[B]

Yeah, I concur.

[A]

Oh, I concur. He says, all right, you ready? First topic, hemp ban. What's going on? Non stop getting constant questions. What's going on? The hemp band, Is that legal? Can you still ship to me? Can we still ship? Can we still ship? This is what's going on. 2018 farm bill allows us to sell THCA. That's how we're able to do this. That's how all this works. That's how it's legal. That's how I can ship you stuff. That's how you can smoke pens, everything. It's a legal loophole. I've said this many times, it's a legal loophole. This is just not illegal. That's it. It's just not illegal. That's really what's going on. So also, I put the mic on the wrong side. I'm left handed, so I'm over here trying to smoke around. So I think November 13, 2025, this year, they always try to do this. They always try to pass the law that's going to outlaw thca. They want to redo the farm bill. They always say they're going to do it this year. This time. It just passed. It went through, but I don't think it's fully finalized. I believe someone, and this is just. I'm not. I do not have insider information. I don't know stuff that other people don't. This is my opinion. I think out there, there's a billionaire that's making money off of thca that's gonna go, hey, here's 200 mil, shut the up, kick the law back. I think that's what's gonna happen. I think someone's gonna save the day. Because if not, starting November 12, 2026, I can no longer ship weed. I can no longer produce the dopest. I can't do pens anymore. No edibles, no THCA flower. We will cease to exist November 12, 2026, if this goes through. So I'm just letting you guys know right now, if this goes through, it's over. What a run. Like, what a sick run we had, man. I'm not even mad. Like, who else in the world is allowed to just legally sell weed to their fan base of potheads? I. If it got, if it got taken away tomorrow, I'd still, like be so grateful. How cool has this been? It's been amazing. But the number one reason, like, money. Yeah, we're losing money. I lose a lot of money. Who cares? I'm not. I wouldn't expect to make money so let alone if I lose it, it's like, dude, I never even thought I'd make it. At least I had fun doing it. For me, it's the people that are in Arkansas that have super bad flare ups for whatever thing they have. And thca pens and edibles helps them. Now they got to go back to being scared, being pulled over and arrested for the shit they have because they have to go get a black market. We solve a really big hole in the market, which is fear. Some people don't want to go meet a dealer. They don't want to go to an illegal dispensary or illegal delivery or find the sponsor, someone's uncle that grows and goes by an ounce off them or some that they don't even like. Or maybe they're getting way better weed. There's always, there's variations. But what about that person, you know, Like, I have a cousin that just retired, hasn't smoked in 30 years, and he's like, you can ship weed. Like, yeah, let me ship you stuff. Like, no way. So I don't have to go meet somebody. I don't go get a cannabis card, I don't have to go to the dispensary, I don't do anything. I don't have to meet anybody. Goes right to my door. Perfect.

[B]

It's the most convenient gift of all time.

[A]

It's the best gift. Hey, here's some weed. No, no. Here's a box of weeds to your door.

[B]

You didn't expect the shirt coming?

[A]

Didn't even know it was coming. And guess what? Legal. No. There's no security guard or there's no sheriff coming in after that box. So that's the thing that bugs me. It's like it's gonna that off and everybody's gonna suffer that benefits from it. That's the number one reason. Like dog, for real, you're gonna stop this? Okay, so if it does go, if the hemp band does pass, guys, the dopa shop will no longer be around starting November 12, 2026 if it does happen. So until then, go nuts. Go nuts. Marty, you're gonna edit this?

[B]

I mean, I might. I mean, I'm definitely gonna edit.

[A]

Okay, Marty, if you're editing this, bleep this just in case. But John's been. John's kids go to school with somebody, go to school with somebody else, and he just locked in, come on the show and everything, and he's fully down to come hang out and do a collab with us.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You met him the other day at a kids party. Oh, yeah. So he's all down. He already watched all our. And he's down.

[B]

Amazing.

[A]

Sick, dude. Just in case he lags, I'm bleeping the name. Yeah, so I'm tired of going. I know. Jaleel canceled five times on us, and then he fell off a ramp in Nitro Circus. We never heard from him again.

[B]

I thought Jaleel White when you said that.

[A]

No, Jaleel White would never do that to us. Guys, remember I talked about there's only one guest that's ever, like, jerked us around. It was Jaleel, the big buff guy that does backflips twice. I get three times. Okay, dude. But the fourth time, we're sitting in this room, notes up, ready to go, like, he should be here within five. And they cancel on us again as we're set, cameras rolling, like, this is number four. We do not respond anymore. This is ridiculous. And then two days later, I saw him eat in the Nitro Circus video. Knocked himself stiff out. Like, when goats get scared, they fall. That's how stiff he would knock the out. Don't cancel us on us or you'll fall at Nitro Circus is what I'm saying. That happened because he. I was kidding. Could you imagine? That happened because he canceled on us. Dude, I swear, I put a hex Jing murder Jia Ying summers. Okay, so we have the hemp band. I just want to go over that topic just because in case it happens, okay?

[B]

Really goofy, really stupid, Real evil, real corruption, real dumbass nonsense.

[A]

What?

[B]

Them banning it.

[A]

Oh, what are you talking about, man? Okay, okay. Yes, yes. Weird. This goes for THC products, too. About seeds, because you can ship seeds. You're allowed to ship seeds. Are legal to ship. Most cases now they're trying to get that out of there. The government's cracking down, trying to Monsanto all of our weed. Like, you can only buy from these government officiated buildings, which are dispensaries. And it can only be grown by the government officiated nutrients, which we own. They're turning everything we. We smoke into McDonald's. And we're gonna have side effects from weed. I guarantee it. We know it's coming. The government knows it's coming. That's why they took over. Okay, so my next topic. We haven't seen you guys in a while, and I'm just gonna get into it because by this time, it's gonna be Christmas. How was your Thanksgiving? Yeah, sorry. Went to Berset, did the Thanksgiving thing. My whole family's being. I guess you. I guess you would call it lame as no. L7. My family's being L7 weenies, right? So my sister's not talking to my mom. My mom's not talking to my sister. My mom and her boyfriend is not talking right now. Nobody's going to the houses. My dad's mad at my grandma. My dad's wife so sucks. It's mad at my grandma. My little sisters are mad with my dad and united with my grandma. My uncle and all his other kids don't come over to my grandma's anymore. My uncle is destroying my grandma's house with hoarding, and it looks disgusting. And. And I go over there and there's throw up on the ground next to the table, the kitchen table. I tell you this. Next to the food. And my uncle's like, oh, yeah, he threw up. His son, like, cleaned it up. So I was letting it soak, like, in Big Daddy, he covered it. And I'm sitting there just. Everyone's not here, and they throw up on the ground. I'm going to lose my mind. I didn't drive down here for this. That's how I'm like, this is. Nobody's talking on any side of my family. My aunt didn't come down. My mom's always half asleep in her room and. Or complaining. So basically we went to Rosie's families this year. Dude, this Thanksgiving, everyone was butthurt at each other. My grandpa's about to die, and everybody's mad at each other. Doesn't go over there because I'm mad at my grandma, even though she takes care of everyone and always has. And you guys disagree once. And now you're like, I don't talk to my mom anymore. I want to call forgets. They're being real French forgets. Because I just don't understand. Like, my uncle. My uncle grew up being a piece of shit. Bad kid. He's always a bad kid. My grandma bailed him out. You get in a fight with my grandma now you don't talk to my grandma. What the fuck is going on? Do people forget? Do people forget who did shit for you? I don't. I. I don't. My grandma took care of everyone constantly. And people forget. And it's okay because my grandma's not gonna be here forever. When she's not for you forever, you're gonna be complaining, oh, I should have done this. But shut the up. You had your chance. And now she's gone. Like, it's gonna happen one day. And you're the fucking lame ass fools that were being dicks. That's why I tolerate my mom, even though she pisses me off. It's like, some people don't have their parents. And I should appreciate this because, you know, she's here. She also pisses me the fuck off. So that's why I'm just like, it's okay. Marty didn't have a sister. This is what I tried to like, you know, I have a sister. At least she's funny. She's a bitch, but at least she's funny. And now it's like, ugh, we kind of get along because I tolerate things. What I'm saying is, how was everyone else's Thanksgiving? Mine was full of family turmoil. Family turmoil. Unwarranted family laziness. Turmoil. I over it is what I'm saying. My grandma's cool. It's the first time I didn't see my grandpa. He didn't come out of the room because he couldn't get up. I didn't see him all Thanksgiving, dude, that's sad. That's why the house and there the family's in disarray because he's not there to shut the up. Go work. He's like, why aren't you working?

[B]

Not in good enough shape to go.

[A]

No, he's all up, dude. My grandpa's, like, getting old and withered. Remember he was having a blood clot? Jamaican blood clot. He was on a blood clot in his head. And they're like, yo, you have to go to the doctor. He goes, you. I don't listen to you. And then he's like, all right, I can't see right now. I'll go to the doctor. Two years later, like, dog, it's too late. Remember I told you they told him. Don't. Just don't get mad. I was trying to get pissed with the clock moving. That's all he's doing now. He's trying to get mad. My grandpa has psychotic anger issues. He takes antipsychotic because he's so furious, he'll break his teeth. He's cracked his teeth. Anyway, Thanksgiving was crazy. There we go. On to my next topic.

[B]

All right.

[A]

I just want to do Thanksgiving because it's been so long.

[B]

By the way.

[A]

What?

[B]

Turkey.

[A]

Oh, for the first time.

[B]

One time.

[A]

Weird. Did you take the baby out of it? All turkeys come with an unborn. Yeah, like, turkey in it.

[B]

No, that was like, the appetizer. I ate that right down the first. Like.

[A]

Like. Like an oyster.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He ate the bones and all. That's how I feel now. Like a little baby in a. In a. In a matrix bubble.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Tube and suck down a turkey body.

[B]

So I did that.

[A]

Then I had a little shooter of raw turkey.

[B]

I took a shot of turkey, ate his hearts. Yeah. I roasted him. I, you know, I heard his feelings before I did all that. I went out, you know, I finally.

[A]

Roasted the turkey and then I cooked him.

[B]

So, yeah. Was slamming. We had some nice stuffing going. You know, we had an actual nice Caucasian Thanksgiving.

[A]

Did you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Was the dog have. Did dog have a sweater on?

[B]

Probably had his bill shirt on.

[A]

Oh, that's right. He does have a bill shirt.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That's Caucasian.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was it.

[A]

Incredible. You ate turkey.

[B]

How.

[A]

How do you feel? Did you get stronger?

[B]

In my mind, I did.

[A]

Nice. All right. You've got another layer of skin.

[B]

It was simple.

[A]

Layer of skin grew. Yep.

[B]

I. I took a nap. I got a little tipsy. This is I look forward to all year. Nap during the day, watch some football. Me. Probably had a couple of drinks. Had me a nice little mushroom trip about two nights ago. Not on Thanksgiving.

[A]

It was cool.

[B]

It was cool. Those little. Those little bars that somebody I know gave me. It only took two of the little squares, whereas before I was wolfing down one bar. Two bars.

[A]

Wolf Cola. That's true.

[B]

At the. The night before, some. I took one square. Nothing. The text time, I took two squares. Something like. I. I was just watching tv and you know how when it just does the photos.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

On your screen. It was. That's what it was doing. And I was like. It made me be like, oh, this is the point of photography. This is what photos are. I'm not seeing them as for what they are.

[A]

Normally you, the director of photography on sh. Shoots.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is what photography is.

[B]

Yeah. It was one of those, like. Because the was, like, moving and like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Depth of field. And I'm zooming in on little pieces of the photo.

[A]

Oh, with your eye?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I thought you meant, like, it was moving.

[B]

My eyes are doing all this. Seeing it for what it is. It was pretty sick. But I actually started being kind of a dick, though, because I realized I'd get annoyed when I'm, like, trying to, like, focus on, like, I'm, like, realizing I'm tripping out and trying to focus on it. There's any, like, noises or sounds or like a phone conversation or somebody talking or. It kind of annoys me.

[A]

I'LL do your dick. I wouldn't consider that dickhead even.

[B]

Just the littlest little sounds are.

[A]

Basically, I smacked April because she took a phone call.

[B]

Something like that. Oh.

[A]

Oh, sorry. She.

[B]

As.

[A]

She's leaking now she's quiet.

[B]

Yeah, it was. So I achieved my silence.

[A]

I like it.

[B]

No, that was cool. But then we went outside, and that's when I actually started enjoying myself because I started, like, getting too annoyed inside.

[A]

Then we went outside already furious on psychedelics. It just unlocks his inner Nordic blood.

[B]

And we got in the hot tub and then started looking at the stars.

[A]

Dub on mushrooms at night. Oh, too many senses going.

[B]

It was. It was good. It was actually. It was nice. It was freezing out too, which added a different layer to it. But then I busted up.

[A]

So you start looking at myself. So warm and cold and like, oh, no, that hot tub. I would have pulled a can forest and shake in the hot tub. You know, that's had to have happened to that at least one time. Yeah, doggos are so.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

That's cool.

[B]

It wasn't as trippy as my first one, but I was definitely still tripping. The lights were doing iridescent or the. The stars were doing iridescent, like, like flashing colors and. But then I bust out the star app that shows you all the constellations I ever heard.

[A]

You say, keep going. Keep going. It shows having white children. That was the whitest. You. Did I bust out the star app in my Jacuzzi.

[B]

Like, because I saw. I saw Orion's belt. I know. Orion's belt for men in black.

[A]

Yes, me too.

[B]

And April's like, damn, like, you know a constellation. I was like, yeah, I know what I'm like. I'm pretty sure Big Dipper. A Little Dipper is over here.

[A]

That's the moon.

[B]

Yeah. Basically. I'm like, yeah, you know, I know, I know. But then, like, so then I bust out the app and then I start. This starts bringing back all these things that I haven't heard since elementary school. Like, you know, all the different constellations. Then I realized the constellations are like Virgo, Aries, like astronomy.

[A]

Also, the constellations don't even work. It's just like, yeah, that. That one. That's the Big Dipper. Why? Because it goes like a ladle. Like, it doesn't though. Okay. It was like an upside down piece or that.

[B]

Yeah. It could be a push trees logo.

[A]

It actually, that's. That's actually what it is. I licensed that. A long, long contract, dude.

[B]

The trippiest thing about the star app. So you're looking up in the sky, you're finding all these constellations, but then you look down and you see the sun and more constellations, and you realize like, oh, yeah, there's no up and down. Like, I'm just looking through Earth and there's just more space down there. Things. Actually, the sun is down there right now. Kind of trippy. Made me feel.

[A]

You dig far, though. You dig far enough, you can get the best orange chicken on the FL Count.

[B]

Come me in.

[A]

Count me in. And communism. Whatever.

[B]

As long as I get that good general s orange chicken from.

[A]

No, it's dictator style chicken.

[B]

Oh, it's not.

[A]

There's no voting over there, dude. Nothing was that. What? Oh. How did I come up with the movie Juice? So I was with this. I was. My friend Pot, you know, Pac. I was with my friend Pac. That's why I call him Pac. And he was like, dog, I really want to get into acting. I'm like, dude, you know what you should do? You should do this movie. You should go audition for this movie I wrote. What is it called? Well, it's called. It's called Juice. And he said, man, he looked back into that. I go, you're hired. The rest is history. Hold on, hold on. And the rest is history. I don't know what my high ass did, but I did that 40 times yesterday.

[B]

Just the Jew. Just the general or just anything.

[A]

No, no anything.

[B]

Just speaking as the director of some.

[A]

Just. No, I don't know what happened. What was that? What was that? Ah. Yo. Ah. I think you should invade Poland. And I think you should do full. It's 1942. You better start planning. Hey, what'd you say? I mean, they all. There are accountants. I would try to leave them alone. We're eventually going to need him come April. All right, just a.

[B]

At the end of the day, leave.

[A]

Us a couple million Dave Blunts are.

[B]

Just gonna be singing about you.

[A]

And the rest is history.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Every time. Every time I say something horrible. And the rest is history. Yeah, she had 40 miscarriages. And the rest is history. What's up, guys? Taking a moment for this episode to talk about one of our sponsors. And this is Puffco. First off, thank you for entering all the giveaways. Thank you for following. We did a giveaway about two weeks ago. It went great. So thank you guys so much. And just a little reminder, Christmas is coming. This is the Puffco Peak Pro. This is the black version. This is. This is the more undercover look you Know what I mean? Like there's more bright ones. Colors. I personally don't put the colors on mine because I want more dabs out of my battery. But for those that you do, there's like 70 different color options. I highly suggest you download the app. I use the app every time, keeps track, lets you know when to clean. How many dabs have you taken? It has a chart of, hey, how many did you take this month versus last month? It's super legitimate. Guys, go ahead and download the Puffco app for the Puffco Peak Pro. So we all can't take a rig and torch everywhere. So for the next best thing on earth, I. I swear by this thing, it has everything you could ever want. It keeps track of everything. The app is amazing with this chamber. It's unstoppable. Thank you for listening to Spotify. We appreciate you. Back to the episode. You know what's crazy? Rocco was there and I was doing that yesterday just to do it. I would do I do that alone? Do you guys leave in the comments? Do you do stupid when no one's around? Do you still audibly laugh? It's kind of like in the tree falls in the woods kind of situation.

[B]

I audibly laugh at the. I'm thinking for sure.

[A]

Oh, that's fine. I say it out loud. Is that it? What are we talking about? Is this. Is this like. What was it like the whole time? I've just been schizophrenic. I can never not just be thinking of another movie while someone's talking and have a whole thing moving playing and I'm over here. What was that? What was that? How did I invent? Okay. So I was like, dude, we need some type of liquid that we can drink that would keep us functioning. What about the stuff in the ocean? Yes. And I was like, yo, we should start it H2O. So that's how I invented water. And I decided to make it free and then some started charging for it. Was that I just keep going non stop forever.

[B]

Then I tried to make an automobile out of it and they killed me.

[A]

Yeah. Well, was that. What was that? Yeah, you should go back to earth and die for everyone's sins. I think it would solve a lot of things. And no, everyone's going to believe. They'll all believe you at once. There'll be no other gods. No. No one's going to fight over it. Do you think? Come on, man. There's only one God and just keep going. There's only one way to think. There's only One God. No. Those guys in the east are wrong. They're real wrong. There's not even 72 virgins up here. Just keep going on some horrible. No, they're all in hell. They killed a bus full of people. There's no versions for you. You like that. And just keep going. Just decipher every religion was that keep going over and over again.

[B]

You're like working the pearly gates like a bouncer. Damn nearly.

[A]

Gates. Bouncer. What was that? What God do you believe in? Turn around. Starts falling.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You definitely. You definitely got the money burns button. Send him straight to hell.

[A]

The.

[B]

You think.

[A]

Come on. The prejudice. Pearly gates bouncer as you walk up. Like, we. We already have a lot of Indians in here. And we're kind of. We're kind of at a. We're kind of maxed out, right? It looks at his watch. We're kind of maxed out right now.

[B]

Doesn't even get to say nothing.

[A]

He just drops or just puts his foot on his head like in Christmas Story. Kicks him down the side. Everybody that doesn't. Well, you don't deserve to go to hell, but we're going to send you back. Welcome to India. And that's how you get. That's how Indians are born. My eye is on fire. I rolled weed. I touched weed. They got it on my finger and touched my eye, and here we are. Damn it. Like the priest that drinks too much in Constantine. Trying to get this thing out of my eye.

[B]

We are 4K in your eyeball right now.

[A]

Oh. Oh, it hurts so bad. Okay. It feels like there's a leaf under my lid just getting rolled every time my eye moves. Ow.

[B]

Can you imagine when we were in Hawaii last time and I was trying to get my goddamn vowels renewed and I couldn't keep my eyes open because the sun was too bright?

[A]

Sud glasses. Marty.

[B]

April wouldn't let me rock the shades for the following.

[A]

How you supposed to look here? April covered her eyes. Like. Do you like this? Is this how you want to experience this? Then just shut the up. Putting glasses on. Because this is the same thing, except also hurts. I have the most sensitive eyes in the world. I cannot see if there's white concrete or sand. I just.

[B]

So you feel me? Yeah.

[A]

Instantly. Just gone. I'm dead. You could. You can molest the out of me if you. If I'm around any sand or concrete and the sun's out, but the second it goes down, you might be the one being penetrated. Let's just. Let's just.

[B]

Just be Clear.

[A]

Let's be clear.

[B]

All right.

[A]

I will. Jeff Hardy Swanton bomb die.

[B]

Reverse penetration.

[A]

Damn. Like that elbow drop. I will people's elbow.

[B]

Your.

[A]

Throw that right in your end your ass. Or both knees jump up, pick my feet up, and both knee dip right in.

[B]

Might be that. Might be into that.

[A]

I think they'll die if I both knee dipped right into your ass. I think you're gonna die. Or just learn from it.

[B]

You remember the 2000s trope of gay dudes letting gerbils loose in their Lemmy Winks?

[A]

There's an entire storyline of South Park.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Or there's Lemmy Winks, the gerbils inside of Mr. Slave's ass. And he finds other animals that have died in the track of his intestine. His name is Lemmy Winks and he talks like this. He talks like one of three munchkins. It's ridiculous. Yeah. So, yes, I do remember that. If you don't know what we're saying, there's a thing where gay dudes would put live animals, like live gerbils up their ass so they can run around their intestines because there is a sensation that they got from moment.

[B]

How does that end?

[A]

They die in there.

[B]

But then what?

[A]

That's it. You it out.

[B]

Don't they have claws and teeth? They're fighting for their lives, butthole.

[A]

Yo, dude, that's like gay too. That's. That's. That's hyper.

[B]

That's not gay.

[A]

That's not even gay. That just happens to be a gay guy with a weird ass fetish. Oh, my God. Oh, gerbils up in my guts right now. Oh, wow, that feels terrible. It's cutting me open. Like, what the. You gaining from that? It is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. That is actually true.

[B]

You need two guys for it to be gay. You get a drill. This is bestiality.

[A]

Yeah. It's animal cruelty.

[B]

Yeah. It's the worst way on earth for the gerbil to die. Suffocate me with your dude.

[A]

I want to know the first guy that was banging a guy, and he was banging him and then a gerbil fell out of him and he went, oh, my God, was that coming out of me? Did I just poop a gerbil out of my dick because it's covered in shit. Yo. This entire conversation is disgusting. Thank you, Spotify, for having us on your platform, and we really appreciate you letting us be on this platform, but sometimes gerbils die in hot, dark, shitty places, and it is Right now, there could be a really well dressed man at your restaurant with a gerbil inside of his guts. That is dumb. There's no other words besides dumb. That's dumb. This is not a topic. Why would you bring this up? You start eating meat again. That's what happened. All these thoughts and hormones are going through his body. That has to be.

[B]

I don't remember how he even got there.

[A]

Up his ass. That's how it got there.

[B]

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

[A]

You're. You're dropping. People start that.

[B]

How do you get.

[A]

How do you start it? Like, come here. Stay still.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Stay still. Close your eye. Put your teeth away. Let's. Let's tape them. Put a little muzzle on him.

[B]

You gotta put a muzzle and some mittens on them. And then.

[A]

All right, hold on, hold on. Stay still. Don't break your neck. I'm not flexible enough to even bend over enough to go, this is how this is gonna work.

[B]

Thing is dead.

[A]

I'm gonna crack its neck first. Like, yo, what if he bites me from the inside out and just comes out of my chest?

[B]

Alien.

[A]

I'm dead because I was very, very weird and gay.

[B]

What's that movie where they put the. They put the rat?

[A]

Oh, no, that's that ocean's 12 or some. No, it's like Men in Black or something.

[B]

They, they.

[A]

I mean, I'm in Black. Bad Boys or something like that. Where they put the rat on his stomach and then he eats his way through.

[B]

If they can eat their way this way, they can.

[A]

They didn't do rats. Gerals. I think it's gerals for a reason.

[B]

Okay, all right, all right, that's a good point. They're cousins, though.

[A]

I want to see a full size dog. It's just a. No, no, full size Labrador. America's dream. I want to see a golden retriever. Just a tail sticking out of somebody. It's like the Russian dolls. Lego entrance. Yeah. This is so stupid. We got to another topic. What the man? Oh, okay, okay, okay. What date does this come out? Next Tuesday. Let's see, let's see, let's see.

[B]

All right, the 23rd.

[A]

No, this is next week, the 16th. The 23rd was 13 days away. And then he goes, you know what? How about six? Okay, so this is coming out the week of. If you are in San Diego, I will be at the American Comedy Company. I'll be performing at the American Comedy Company. 7:30 and 9 on Friday, 7 and 9 on Saturday. Four different shows. Matt Dameron, David Lucas, and I Will be hosting. Come by, come say what up. Come check out the show. I'm gonna switch my setup after this month, so I'm gonna keep working, doing other things. So come check it out. Come check out what we got we got going on. Also, if you're watching this and you're In Las Vegas, December 29, Monday, December 29, I will be at the Jimmy Kimmel Theater performing with Josh Wolf. So come by, come check it out. I've never performed in Vegas. Should be pretty cool, man. I'm excited too.

[B]

Sick.

[A]

Yeah, super sick.

[B]

We watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas yesterday.

[A]

You never seen it?

[B]

I realized I hadn't seen it before. Whoa, what a. I realized this is Josh and Jake Wolf right here.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A way crazier version. But what a weird movie, huh?

[B]

Yeah. I had to really wrap my mind around. I had to actually look up. I knew who Hunter S. Thompson was. Yeah, I knew a little bit about him, but I didn't really understand what was going on in the movie where he's like inserting himself into this. Like he's the character. Hunter S. Thompson is just going to Vegas to do a journalism shoot.

[A]

Something very easy. But when you're on drugs, it turns into that.

[B]

Yeah, that's the. The plot of the movie is actually very simple. He goes to Vegas to do a shoot with his attorney.

[A]

That's all. That's all they were going to do. I just love how prepared he is in the beginning with how many different drugs he's got. Yeah. You know, adrenochrome.

[B]

Uhhuh.

[A]

Penal gland. Like all these things are talked about now they're over there dropping them in the 80s, taking penal glands and adrenochrome. Then the guy turns into the devil when he's on adrenochrome. Oh, that movie's saying some weird ass. Adrena Crow's been around for so long. It's in the COVID I think, of Clockwork Orange. When they're walking, this says all the chemicals. One says adrenochrome right above.

[B]

I don't know anything about that.

[A]

You see that movie Clockwork Orange?

[B]

I've seen Clockwork Orange. I don't know about adrenochrome.

[A]

And Junior Chrome is supposedly like, you know, it's some flaggable, but it's supposedly some weird Satanists elites. They drink it. It's like blood. It's weird. It's. It's adrenalized blood.

[B]

Oh, he said that in the movie. Like it's from a pancreas or a live person or some.

[A]

Yeah, pineal gland, too. Oh, he eats that gland.

[B]

Yeah, just like I said.

[A]

Third eye. You're eating someone's third eye. What the. I don't want a part of that. Oh, all right. You finally saw it. What a good movie. Great movie.

[B]

Super safe. One other cool thing we did, which was April's 40th birthday party. That's true. That's true. It was super sick. We thought there was an incident between one of my neighbors and one of.

[A]

My friends, and it turns out nothing happened.

[B]

Yep. Turned out that did not actually happen.

[A]

This is. Oh, it's turp hogs. But Z runs.

[B]

I got April a pretty sick birthday present. Thomas helped me coordinate so she wouldn't.

[A]

He tied her tubes when she was asleep.

[B]

Got them shits.

[A]

He got her tubes tied.

[B]

Got them shits tied up tight. Tom's all coordinated that coordinated her sleeping tube.

[A]

Tight.

[B]

But anyway, come April. April and Maui is what's going down. Planned us a nice little five day getaway for the perfect little weather out Maui and do it up real proper.

[A]

Yo, you got a pin? Yeah. Something I can clear like. Like a safety pin? I feel like you do.

[B]

I thought that was like one of your rhetorical questions.

[A]

No, no. I feel like you have a safety pin. Okay. So real quick, guys, while I do this. Got it. That's perfect. Thank you. This. This past week, I took a little. I took a little trip to Denver. Right. Sorry, one second. I went to Denver for like two days this week. I went to go do a podcast, the Robertson Stash. Matt Robertson, the glass artist, he has his podcast shot very nicely. And I went down there. He's like, yo, come do my show. We'll talk about a piece and I'll make this crazy piece for you. So that's kind of like me announcing it. Matt Robertson's making me an insane ass custom piece right now. Went and did a show. We did over a four hour episode, so get ready for that. We did. We did a lot more stuff, but I went out to Denver. It was such a quick trip. I literally did nothing else besides that podcast and came right back. But while I was out there during the show, he let me hit this and he gave it to me. This little baby bong. Look at this thing. It's tiny. You know what else is cool about this thing? It's functional. This is a functional piece. Yes. I just put a little bit of water in this. Let's see. There's no bowl. It's just a hole. So you have to pack enough weed so it gets stuck creating the bowl.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Like, you're not really supposed to smoke out of it, but if you want to, you probably can. I'll tell you now you can. The world's smallest little little rip.

[B]

You want the hamburger?

[A]

Yes. Throw it. Hey, Tanks. Okay, so Matt Robertson, we're making a piece. I'm very excited. If you haven't seen it, Google Matt Robertson glass, you're like, yo, shut the up. This. This glass. This works. He makes animals doing stuff. Like, amazing stuff. Dude, I'm very excited about that. But besides that, here's the piece that I got. The smallest bong I've ever ripped in my life. And you know what's crazy? You don't need abundance. A big bong is great. Huge bowls. That's cool. This one little thing will rip. You will get a rib. And if I was in a hotel and I had no wheels in another country, this thing would come in such handy. Are you ready?

[B]

Okay. There you go. I shrunk the bonga type. Too fucking cool. You should. You gotta put that next to one of your, like, action figures.

[A]

It actually works. Isn't that crazy? Sorry. Oh, and look, that's it. You gotta kind of push the ash in.

[B]

Pretty cool.

[A]

Pretty cool, huh? Pretty sick, dude. Wow. I can see the reflection of the set behind me. It's like a spaceship. It looks incredible. Damn, the new set looks nuts. Okay, so I'm like this baby joint. So we got. We talked about that. Went to Denver also when I was in Denver. Guys, you know when you wake up and you're kind of like, you didn't sleep enough. I kind of had a headache. And then you never wake up. Didn't sleep enough. And you smoke right away. Kind of feel like I'm a little off. That's how I felt. And I was driving up to the mountains a little past Denver to go to this podcast. I'm high. I'm not driving, which is rare. My friend's driving, so I'm just chilling. I'm smoking a hash hole. I just woke up first thing in the morning, I'm smoking a hash hole, which I don't do often. I'm like, damn, I'm. I'm high. I'm high as hell. I'm hitting this joint. I just. I'm hitting this joint. I'm in Denver, right outside of Denver, just looking at the mountains. Everything's all snow filled. It looks cool. There's huge mountains, big tree. There's just looks like a. Like a Christmas card. I'M looking around and what do I see? My high ass. I got a joint. I look over and there's a full herd of buffalo. Like it's 18, 10. There's a full 60, 70 plus buffalo in a herd walking right on the side of the freeway. And I see them and I kind of have to like, yeah, no, I got up, I'm out of the hotel. I'm in my friends. I'm awake. Like, it didn't. I was like, wait, I thought these were dead. Like, I didn't think that there was just wild buffalo walking around, like, in abundance. It really, like, blew my mind. I've never seen anything like that in my entire life, let alone been around snow. I picked up a snowball and threw that. It's pretty cool, Marty. Snow, snowball here. Yeah, yeah, it blew my mind. So anyway, I went to Denver. It was awesome. It was cool. Quick trip. Just want to say it because that's where I got this little piece.

[B]

How was the reefer? Did you bring your own? Did you get some?

[A]

I always bring my own. Denver has some of the worst weed on earth. It could be very good fireweed. And it will turn into the crunchiest crunch you've ever seen in your. It's called the Colorado Crunch. I could bring an ounce, leave it out of the bag for 15 minutes and then do this. You know when you freeze dry candies and they turned it. That's what Colorado does to weed. Hash, fire, great hash. I brought my own everything. I always bring my own everything. The only thing I had from there was the red roots. Rolling co fire, shout out fire joints, always fire for the donut.

[B]

And smoke that. Yeah, I will. Was that the donut they sent?

[A]

Oh, you haven't smoked it yet? No, smoke that. Okay, so. Oh, how long we been here, Marty?

[B]

About an hour.

[A]

An hour? I have something to talk about. I want to talk about it. It's a very long, ongoing thing. This may or may not get tricky. This clip may or may not be awesome. It might piss people off. It might make people think, oh, my God, am I caught? A lot of things are about to happen. Let me lay this base. Think of yourself when you live your life and do things. Are you being scandalous? Are you being weird? When you go home and go to sleep, do you think, oh, my God, I hope no one ever finds out about this. Oh, God, I gotta keep this under wraps. Or do you go to sleep and like, oh, yeah, I got over on that person and you're fine with it? What I'm Saying is, we all have to go to sleep at night and live with ourselves. When you die, we're all going to be judged by the things we've done. And I want to make sure I'm good. And what I'm saying is, there's a lot of shitty people out there. Some of them might smile on your face. Someone might be your friends. Some of them might. You might never, never know. Some you might think are cool and nice to you online. Some might support you, but secretly they're not. This is what's going on. How many times have I talked about, I'm getting blacklisted, I'm getting in trouble, someone's out to get me, something's going on. And how many you fools that never did anything with their lives? This guy's a weirdo. That guy Thomas, he always talks about, someone's out to get him. Maybe you should just do more. Maybe shit's just not doing well. Maybe people just don't like it. He's getting deleted because he's selling packs. He must be illegally doing something. You know how many times I've gotten deleted and people go, you must be doing something. Or, yeah, dog, I doubt it. I doubt someone's out to get you. You're just a weed guy. Like, I know that. That's why it took so long for me to believe it. So you guys know I've been starting to delete it. In 2016, I'm gonna do this whole story. I started getting deleted in 2016. The first time I ever got deleted was in my house on Poppy Hills in Merced, right there by Yosemite. I remember where I was standing. I remember where I was looking at. I remember everything. When it happened, I started getting deleted for the first time. Got it right back. I then started working for Raw. I was like, yeah, I'm moving to la. I think you guys should start paying me. It's been like six years, I think. I think. I think I wore being paid. I did the whole math thing. I was making a couple hundred bands a month off of just advertising versus what was coming in. I was getting not a dollar. You guys know this whole story. I didn't get a dollar. I never thought you should be getting paid for that. But now I know, like, oh, you're a marketing team. Should be getting paid, man. I didn't know that. I was just doing things. I thought it was fun. It was fun. It's weed stuff. I love doing it. So I was like, raw, I think you should pay me $3,000 because in my head, I'm like, my rent's 2800. They could cover my rent. I'm doing. I'm going to Cannabis Cups. I'm flying to Cannabis Cups. I'm getting hotels to go hand stuff out for raw. Because I'm like, I'm going to the Cannabis Cup. I'm gonna do it for them. In my head, I'm like, now I'm like, oh, they probably should just pay for my expenses. I'm going to do it for free. You have to pay people to do that. I'm willing to do it for free. And I have the biggest, biggest weed account, and I'm doing for free. And I'm doing this for free just because I with you guys. So I was paying for everything out of pocket. So I was like, you know what? If I'm gonna move to la, they need to help me. Like, I do too much. I. I think it's after five years I deserve to be paid. So I put in the contract $3,000, but if I'm ever deleted, don't pay me a dollar because I don't want anybody going. When you got deleted, who was helping you? Nope. No, no. I was gonna get two more jobs. I'll go work at U Haul again. I'm not gonna take a hand out from somebody. I'll go work, and if I really need help, I'll get help. But I'll work first. All expenses, all options will be exhausted before I ask for help. So I'm here for like a month. I get deleted, and Push Trees gets deleted. So I'm super nervous, super worried, right? I hit up some homies. Mike, yo, how do I get my account back? How do I get my account back? I hit up raw. Mike, yo, how do I get my account back? And they said, hey, I have somebody that you could Pay, but it's $20,000. Like, do you have 20K? I went, you know, I don't have 20K. You pay me $3,000 a month. Most money I've ever made, legally. Oh, well, if you can pay, let me know. I'm like, raw. Like, come on, guys, you know, I don't have the money. You should just pay for it. I'll pay you back. What? The guys are millionaires, but I didn't ask for him. It's like, you know what? I'll figure it out. So I started paying this guy small amounts. And this man's name was Dan.

[B]

All right?

[A]

This guy's name was Dan. I never met him. I knew of him, but I Never met him. I saw him one time at a cannabis or at an event. I don't know if it's cannabis cup. Anyway, this guy's name's Dan. I stopped paying him about a year after that. I started paying somebody named X and they started paying somebody named Q, who I currently pay. If I need a help for my account getting my. Yeah, listen. That I have to pay to get my accounts back because I'm getting extorted by somebody that I can't see. And a lot of people like, yeah, right, you must be doing something illegal. You must be doing something wrong. You. I finally have proof that every word I've ever. And this is the thing. When it comes to, like, story times and people like, you're exaggerating. That didn't happen. This is the most insane story, the most unbelievable one that I've done, and it's word for word exactly what the I said, down to the names and dates and are telling me I'm a liar. Eat a dick. I finally have, like, the biggest proof. First off, the bootleg HEV1 where I'm like, see, I did tell you guys I was buying weed from some industrial place. If I'm gonna lie, I'll just not do a story. What the the point of lying? I'll just do my story times. So this. This is. This is why I'm like, oh, yeah, I got proof. I was paying this guy named Dan and X and Q. I did a bootleg Kev podcast, and he asked me about getting deleted. And I had talked to somebody recently, right? I talked to my connect and he said, I did the math. I know it's 3, 500 to $5,000 to delete an account. Like, if I'm a wee company and I hate your weed company, I can go pay a guy and go, hey, here's 5K. Can you delete his entire Instagram? And they're like, yeah, yeah, thanks. And they're gonna go, flag it, delete it. That's how easy it is. But if I'm paying this guy to get my account back, who's to say he's not in the back end going, I kind of want to take a trip. I need 5k. Let me hit Thomas's account, wait for the text. And I text him, yo, my account's gone. Can you help me? Yeah, I'll get it back within 24 hours, 5k. And then I just take 5k from you. Can I just do that to 30 people? What about a hundred people? That's $500,000. Do you see what I'm saying? Every time I do it, if I want 5k, just do it real quick. You want a verification? Any 20 bands? Oh, let me Google this band. Oh, Thomas Dopas always have a big following. 8K instead of 5. All right, let's work down to 65. And they originally wanted 5. These guys are pieces of kind of scammers if. If that's what they're doing. So guess what happened? I want to bootleg Kev. And I know the math. I've been deleted 32 times on one account, 10 times on another. Like 15 other accounts I've gotten deleted. What's that, 60? 60 times 3. 500 is almost a little over 200k. 35 to 5,000 every time. It could be 200 to 300k. I don't know. So I only made the estimate, like, damn. And then Boulevard can't put it as a headlight. Dopa. Jola claims someone paid $200,000 to get his Instagram taken down. And all flooded of people like, damn, this one was smoking way too much. Why is he wanting views like this? Why are you lying for views? I kept getting that. Like, why do you guys think I'm lying? You know what? Don't care what happened two days later. Two days later. You can Google this for yourself. Meta is suing someone. What's their name? Dan Folger. The exact same that I was paying. And I tried to pay, but I didn't have enough money at the beginning for my Instagram. Who's Dan Folger? How did I meet him? Who is he? He's Whiz. He's Taylor Gang's old photographer. And the where I met. Where I met him the first time was at the RAW booth. I met him at the RAW booth because he was Ross Connect. And that's who RA connected me with, was Dan. I'm not saying RAW knows he was extorting, but what I'm saying is I met them through RAW and my new guy I met through raw. So I'm sitting here thinking, why would they with me then? If I'm the RAW rep, why would they delete me knowing I'm helping out? It just doesn't make sense. So was this guy Dan. So what I'm saying is you can Google it right now. Meta is openly suing Dan Folger. Go Google it. The exact person that I said I used to pay now is in the news for getting sued. You know what's going to happen? He's a piece of so he's not going to want to go in trouble. He's extorting people. This is fraud. He might go to jail. It's going to come out because he's obviously not a good guy. He's going to snitch on every single person that's ever paid him. You know that. He's going to tell on every single person that's ever given him money. And you know what that means. I'm finally gonna find out exactly who the been doing this to me for over 10 years. I've been getting played online for 10 years. Who knows? I'm on my 30 second Instagram. I probably got like 7,8 million on my account right now. That 7,8 million might have gotten me a bigger sponsorship or, or more this. Or maybe I reached out and did this. Maybe I got a, a role in something like 7 million followers and like that. And he's getting 80 million views on stories and. Because why wouldn't I? My was climbing so rapidly and it keeps getting cut down 32 times. That's a lot of times. So I was, I'm told, you guys, I was dead on, right? He was paying. He was deleting people and then extorting them and getting them to pay him to get him put back on, saying, oh, you got deleted because of this. In all actuality, he was the one deleting it. And you know what? This has corruption because Dan, it doesn't work at Instagram. He has a connect at Instagram that goes in and deletes the accounts and he gives them a payment. That's how this works. So all the times you guys thought I was insane, you're choking too much weed. It's exactly dead on. Exactly what I said. So I responded to a comment when people like, Dan, this fool's just milking for views now. I left a comment, I go, oh, I guess I didn't pay Dan X and Q. The next day, this article came out. The next day after I left that comment, you know who hit me up immediately? Q, my other Instagram guy. Text me, hey, can we talk? Right after I left that, that comment, I'm like, oh, no, I never met this guy. Did I just piss him off? Like, yo, I guess I don't pay. I was just saying, like, I guess, yeah, I'm a liar. Q doesn't exist. That's what I was saying. I was in that room, remember, I was in that room and he hit me up and I answered the call. I'm like, what's up, dude? He goes, dude, I'm not deleting you. I'm not the one doing. Because that article came out. So now he's probably thinking, oh, does Thomas think I've been doing this to him? So he hit me up as, dude, it's not me. I'm not deleting my Q. I don't think you're deleting me, dude. I didn't think you were. I'm saying that you exist now. I'm trying to say, like, I guess I'm tripping. Q's imaginary. Then I guess I'm a liar. Like, that's what I was saying. And he told me, he goes, hey, I'm let you go right now. I like your page. We've been talking for a couple years. I don't know you personally, but I'm not going to do your. I'm not going to play you. And I go, I appreciate it. He goes, I do take accounts down in my head. Like, no.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

He goes, I mean, it's money, dude, but I have no moral about it. It's not my page. I'm like, oh, that does suck. But I mean, it's a business. I get it. It's a business. This fool. I'm like, so my account's getting flat. Oh, the day I dropped the papers, my entire page got flagged and I got like 5 posts deleted. Rosie got her post deleted and she never gets flagged. All of our got hit the morning we dropped the papers. So two days later is when this article came out. No, the next day the article came out. So two days later. This is when Dan called. Or not Dan, this one Q calls me and I'm like, hey, what's up? It's like, I'm not deleting you. I promise you I'm not deleting you. And he goes, but I'm gonna tell you something right now. Just hear me out. I'm like, oh, no. What? I know it's 3500-5K to delete somebody. I will never do it. I promise on my life, I will never do it. Even if I hate the person. No, I will never do that to somebody because I know what it's like to lose all your. It sucks. He said, so three days before your papers dropped. He's like, I always have the email, I always have the account. And which account? Which person? The. The requests are coming through. Hey, can you turn this page on? Hey, can you leave this page? Hey, I need a verification on this page. Hey, this guy has an old page, but I need that name. Can you delete him so I could take the name? That's the services people offer. I just get the check mark, and he helped me get my check mark, and then it got deleted and it got taken away so I didn't have to pay him. And then I got my check mark by myself. What are the odds of that? Like, I ended up getting approved. That's why I didn't say Thomas Araujo on Doba Ziola. They recognize me as an actual person from the Internet, so that's why my name didn't have to have it. I got approved, which is fucking insane. They. I'm recognized under that name because I have a dba. I guess I didn't have to put my actual name or driver's eyes, nothing. It's nuts. I'm an actual Instagram guy. Isn't that cool? Anyway, he says, three days before your papers dropped, I got an anonymous link. And I'm like, oh, what does that mean? Because I know the anonymous on the Internet. So it's like vigilante dudes. This comes from an anonymous link. He's like, I could trace it. Of course I can trace, like, hacker. He's like, but it's just gonna take too long. It doesn't matter to me. Like, so what about. He goes, three days before your papers dropped, I got an anonymous Link offering me 10,000 with all your information to take down your social, the one you have currently with the check mark. And I'm like, damn, dude. I did just start getting hella post flagged. Usually I would be deleted getting that many post flags. I always lose the account. I didn't lose anything because I didn't post anything wrong. I'm not posting weed. And. And I got the real check mark. And I think Instagram's like, hey, hey. Not deleting this account. It's a verified account. What are you talking about? No. So I got to keep it, right? He said, three days before, somebody offered me 10,000. And I said no. I only said. I didn't say no. I left it open, didn't respond. I thought, weird off the bat, offering me more than double my. Who is this? He's like, next day, same thing, same request. Around the same time, another request, 10,000 urgent. With my screenshot, my name, and my Instagram handle. Please delete this account. Wire the money when done, just like he normally gets. Oh, check mark, wire the money. He's like, day three, three days in a row, I got hit up by an Anonymous account saying 10k for this account, will you do it? And he's like, I left them all open, never traced it. He's like, I'm just want to let you know something is going on with you. I don't know who you pissed off, but nobody offers me double and anonymous. Something's going on. I'm like, and I'm in that room right here. I'm like. And I'm like, oh. I'm like. He's like, who'd you piss off? Go, dude, I'm just living my life. I have no idea who I pissed off. I didn't do nothing wrong. He said, because, you know, I have to hit up my Instagram connect to delete it. It's like, I'm promised. And that's. We said, I promise you, I will never delete your page. We've talked for too long. You. You've helped me out with hell other people. Because I. Every night someone gets lead, I give them the information. I'm like, yo, get your page back. I know it costs money, but you have businesses and just do it. Not everybody doesn't. That's why Twitter's getting bigger. But he's. But I'm in the room. Like, oh, man. He goes, who did you make mad? Can you think about anything? Like, no. He's like, 10,000 off the bat. No one's done. No one does that. Nobody does that. What did you do? I'm like, bro, what do you want me to say? Like, if I knew, I would tell you so I can avoid doing it ever again. And then he said, I'm going to let you know now, though, if they offer me more. And in my head, I'm. I'm thinking, you piece of. Before he even finished his sentence, I'm like, what are you about to say? Goes, I'm just letting you know if they offer me 25 or 50. He's like, because it has gone up to 50. It's like, if they offer me 50, can you just deactivate your page for the day so it looks like it's deleted? And I'll give you 25, and I'll keep 25. I'm like, you want to scam the scammer? He goes, why not these guys? Plus, it's anonymous. I don't even know who they are. Yo, I'll totally do it for a day. Just take my page off for a day. Activate again. Like, let's do it again next week. This whole time, I'm just juicing my own scammers. Oh, my God, I would. And you know, they. They're. Watch this. So you should just get another Instagram connect because he's not going to do it. So I'm on the phone and I was. I was right there, actually, when he said it, I laughed my ass. Like, no way. I would totally do it, dude. I don't want to. But I was just like, I'll do that right now. Just to go, wow, you. You spent times 10 the amount and just to get it, not delete. Like, somebody's got money, basically. And he said, this is what he said. He said it two times back to back. And that's when I'm like, what are you saying to me? He goes, anything new you've been doing lately to piss people off? Go, no, dude, I'm just said again, I'm just living my life, getting high. He goes, didn't. Did you start a. Didn't you start a paper company? Like, yeah. He goes, a lot of competition, huh? And he said it like a little kid. Like, bet you can't pick that up. Like, the way he said it, like, a lot of competition in there, huh? I go, yeah, but I know everybody goes, a lot of deep pockets in the paper game. Go, yeah, but like, I know everybody that is big and we're. It's chill. And he goes, did you start a paper company? He said it again. I go, yeah, dude. He goes, a lot of deep pockets. Just think about it. And I left it like that. Like, why wouldn't you just tell me who did this to me instead of leaving me in a riddle that's gonna leave me like this? Is it him? Is it them? Who is it? Because I don't know. But there's only a few people making that much money where they can dump it on him like that. Dump it on him. 10k. 10k to delete my page, knowing I'll get it back tomorrow. Let's throw away. That's crazy money. But he kept saying it, and I'm like, dude, why do you keep saying it? And I go, can't you just trace who sent it to? He goes, it's anonymous, but I can trace it. It's going to take hell along. And he goes, I got to be honest. Not really worth it. It's like, not really worth it to me. And whoever sent is probably not the person that's sending it from. It's probably from another email. I'm like, okay, yeah, you're right. You're right. It's a lot of work just to go, could be this guy. But one day when that court case with Dan Foger and Meta. It's Meta. You think they're not going to get to the bottom of this? I promise you they're gonna get to the very bottom of this. And you know what's gonna happen? I'm gonna find out who has been messing with me this all these years. And I hope to God it's somebody in this industry so I can smite them in my head. I will turn into a petty bitch and go, anybody that has their product, I'll give you $5. You throw it away on camera and unfollow them right now. I will go so hard. I will go above and beyond despite people you've done. This person has done so much to me. I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell you where we'd be. Marty, could you imagine if I got to promote every podcast episode with a 6 to 7 million Instagram followers that actually listened and watched?

[B]

Yeah, I could imagine. That'd be nice.

[A]

A quick 20k spike.

[B]

Super sick.

[A]

Oh, drop a shirt. Sold out. Yeah. This person has ruined for me. I'm only still here because I'm so butt hurt at whoever's doing it that I'm not gonna let him win. I'll do this until I'm 80. I will go back and forth with you until I'm 80. I'm not gonna let you beat me. It's not gonna happen. I'm not gonna wake up in the middle of night like, damn, they won. Never. It's never gonna happen. I will never stop. And I don't sleep often. I win. I will be here longer than you, whoever the you are. I'm gonna beat you. I'm gonna win. Pack it the up. Spend your money on something else. Go give it a charity. Go buy a car and give it to some college kid. Do something productive because all you're doing is lining the pockets of dudes that are good with computers and have no morals. Basically, for deleting people, because that's up. Deleting anybody, that's up. Dude, that's insane. It's people's livelihood. Sometimes the whole business, it was mine. I almost had to move back to Merced. You've heard the stories. I almost moved back to Merced over this. I couldn't afford it anymore. There's been a lot of crazy things that have happened. Dude. I've lost all my pictures, all my stuff. I've lost pictures of people that have passed away. I've lost everything, all of it. Rihanna used to like all my Who's. No. We could have Rihanna here getting high. She follows me. But not anymore because I have a different account. What am I going to do? Hey, Rihanna. Dm. Remember you used to follow me, like, five years ago. Hey, follow me again, dog. Like, no, it just doesn't work that way. Like, man, we could have been having Rihanna and all. Asap, Rocky. And all these here. It's a lot easier when famous ass fools go. I'll go. This podcast, Seven Million.

[B]

Follow.

[A]

What the. Before I got to Le, I was getting 60,000 likes on pictures. Every time I get deleted, it comes back a little less, a little less. And then people always hit me up. Damn, I forgot I followed you. New page. Like, how many times this happened? Like, 300,000 times. So it's crazy. It's crazy. You know, we see people. I meet, Damn, dude, I haven't seen your pages. Kept going, and I just couldn't keep up. Like, I know whoever's trying to do it is not doing a good enough job. I'm always going to win. This is as simple as that. I'm always going to be whoever you are. I'm not. Come on, we want to arm wrestle for it. I'll do arm wrestling. Arm wrestle for, like, RuPaul was it. Marty doesn't watch RuPaul's Drag Race. Chasse away. What is it? Dance for your life. So I was doing a whole RuPaul thing yesterday. I've watched a lot of RuPaul's Drag Race with Rosie. A lot of people, like, that's gay. Like, you know what's not gay? These fools can do the splits and kick over their own head while lip syncing and land in splits. Can you do that? No. Then shut the up. I'm not brave enough to put on a dress and makeup and go out there and sing. I know. Like, that's gay. Like, that's brave. You know why? Because you're calling everybody gay. And they know you're gonna call them that. And you know how hard it is to go up there knowing everybody's like, hey, but you still go up there. That's a brave man. And he can take a dick. That's a strong man. I'm not doing any of those things. So, yes, RuPaul's Drag Race is very entertaining. I don't know how he got into that, but I will beat you. Sashay away. I'm gonna win. I'm always gonna win. Whoever's paying to delete me. You go buy some papers. Spend the money on papers. Go get Some papers for me. Support me. Stop with me. Stop being a dick. Nobody cares. That's it. This whole clip.

[B]

My Facebook memories just popped up with a meme I made a couple years ago. The little kid. All I want this year for Christmas is the best movie.

[A]

Yeah, it's messed up. I remember that. I heard that exact picture.

[B]

Yeah, it's been an issue.

[A]

Small, little yellow. Different. Exactly. Listen to Wayne's World, man. Have you seen the Wayne's Worlds? Both. Okay, so you have Garth's glasses on. So I had to ask, you know, get the glasses the dog wears, and Rocco's wearing glasses that looks like he's pretending to be a student. Yeah. Watch this. I still have my long hair. I look like Kim Jong Un. Watch this. Nurse's assistant. Dead on. Hold on. I need one sleeve with trees that start here and go up and then turns into an animal in the sky. And then I'll be like, veteran. Veteran brother. That's when I'm just like. I'm Hector Bravo at this point. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Glasses a lot.

[A]

Yeah. Makes me dizzy. God, get out of here. Oh, I made me feel sick. Okay. That guy Dan Foger, really, really played me. And you know what's funny? Justin Boyd, which is Mac Miller's photographer, does all the Taylor gang been around. I posted that. He just texted me. Dan Foger is a piece of. Because that guy's the worst. And then I sent him the article, the full articles. Oh, my God. He's like. I remember meeting him at the booths. Me, too. If this is one big orchestrated thing, I'm gonna lose my mind. If people that are my friends actually turn out to not be my friends. And we're doing this to me, I'm gonna lose my mind. Mind. That's all. That's it.

[B]

Simple insanity.

[A]

That's. That's all. Just go. I'm going to. I'm going to rip this skin, and underneath it's going to be something different. It's going to be all scary. I'll still smoke weed and. But I'm going to be pissed.

[B]

It just reminded me of the golden retriever from earlier.

[A]

Just the tail sticking out.

[B]

I'm going to rip the skin off. It's going be cold retriever in there.

[A]

Do you think any Mexican people own golden retrievers? No. Like, got one, not found one. Do you think any Mexican families went and actively said, let's get a dog golden retriever? Because all Mexican people just find dogs.

[B]

I didn't know that.

[A]

Marty, have you ever seen a Mexican family at the pound have you ever seen a Mexican family with puppies that aren't giving them away?

[B]

I guess not.

[A]

You haven't. You haven't? No Mexican dogs are found. It's true, though. It's so true. Dude, I never heard a Mexican go, I went and got a dog today. I've rescued an animal. Like, nah, dude, Mexicans actually do rescue animals from the fucking street. Get out of here.

[B]

Come here.

[A]

And then just fucking tie it. And they. They feed it and it's over.

[B]

Found not pound.

[A]

They it. Found not pound. I like that, Marty, you're a wordsmith. You're a real wordsmith.

[B]

Could have done something.

[A]

I could have been something.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Okay, I think that's all my notes. What time are we at?

[B]

Hour and a half.

[A]

Perfect. Like, what's the actual time?

[B]

137.

[A]

Okay. And we had to clip something out right around 1:30. Let's go. All right.

[B]

I can't wait for you guys to see this wide angle. Next guest.

[A]

Episod. It's gonna look sick. Like, just looking at the lighting right there is incredible. Go wide. Go wide.

[B]

That's not the one. We must know the wides. On me.

[A]

Okay, okay. It's okay. At the end, we'll tilt.

[B]

Hold on. I got it. I got. I got it.

[A]

How?

[B]

I'll splice this in.

[A]

Okay, like, but how. That was so confusing. All right, nice. Look at this. Look at Tony Hawk. Backlit. Dude. Nice, man. YouTube plaque actually does something there. We got Professor Backlit.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

These little neons do so much. Look at that. Ashley. Backlit. Look at her hair. Backlit. Stupid. Sick. Anyway, guys, stop trying to delete me. Leave me alone. Let me be. That's it.

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

Pokey Main. Oh, that's the girl, Huh? I thought I only saw memes where she was being really mean. Yeah, well, they just pitched her, so I just looked down at my phone. I saw a name. Like, I know that name. Okay, I'll say next week's guest. I wouldn't look that down. I just see the booking. Do you want Pokimane? Okay, maybe I'm mixing her up with somebody else.

[B]

Then.

[A]

I could have swore this lady was mean. Oh, this is not the same person then. I'm sorry, but that. Okay, guys, this has been the dope, as usual. Podcast. We have been here hanging out. We've hung out, and we're hanging out. You like that? I'm a wordsmith too.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

All right. Yeah. Twitter, Instagram, Go follow our dopest usual podcast dot com. We got merch. We Got stuff. Dope as usual. Podcast times ethica dropping this month. Get ready for that. A lot of more guests. We have the new season coming up. New year 2026. We're about to hit the end of year four. No, we started February 8th, 2021-2022-2023-2024, 2025. About to start. Yeah, we're about to end year four. February 8th will be the end of year four, start of year five.

[B]

We did like a high level college program.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Time has really flew by. We've been here since 2020. End of 2020 or 2021.

[B]

Yeah. I'm burn this right place in the ground.

[A]

I'm lighting this place on fire.

[B]

I had a kid in middle school that's about to go on to college through the show. Wow.

[A]

Oh, yes. For you. Yeah. Yeah, wow. I had a kid that was just a dad. Now he's a grandpa through the show. I called LG today. Yeah. I'm like, hey, man. I told him, hey, man, 49 years ago today, I took you home from the hospital, man. It's OG's birthday. Tell him happy birthday today. And he just had his first grandkid. So OG's a grandpa now. Literally. Truly an OG now.

[B]

Triple quadruple OG.

[A]

What a trip. Size 64 pants, big, creased, starched.

[B]

It was so funny having OG come down to my house for the party and we're just chilling.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, we're just chilling. It was cool. I like the video you took. You see where I fake pushed him in the pool. He. He got scared. He really thought I was pushing him into the pool. Why would I do that to somebody? That's so mean. If it goes. I would never do that. I would say it. I'm not gonna do it. He was wearing a Pendleton. Can you imagine? A heavy wet Pendleton with big pants, jeans, and having to keep your sunglasses on at night. That sounds terrible, dude. Sounds awful. All right. Yeah, let's get out of here, man.

[B]

Appreciate you guys.

[A]

Let's go. We're about to repaint this entire thing and Rocco's gonna paint it. You see these holes? They're not gonna be there anymore. All right. We'll get rid of them. We're doing all that today. Thank you guys for being here. This has been the dope, as usual podcast, Leave a, like, drop a notification bell, subscribe, whatever. Go watch last week's episode. Thank you guys for being here. Thank you for supporting the channel. This is awesome. We're about to end the year, so it's a trip went by fast. Thank you guys for being here, Marty. Anything else?

[B]

Appreciate everybody on Spotify, on the website. The forum is back. You know, we're. We've been working really hard on the new website. A bunch of the new pages are done forms back on unrestricted. Brand new unrestricted dash coming. Appreciate everybody. Instagram's been going nuts. Appreciate everybody supporting.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Sweet baby raised barbecue sauce is the only way to go. You ever had that?

[B]

No.

[A]

What? Sweet baby raised barbecue sauce. You're gonna be real. You're gonna be whiter than you are now. Oh, you're gonna love it. We're going to have Marty with a straw in that, just sitting here sipping it. Okay, I'm hungry. I was thinking, what can I. My brain keeps thinking, eat meatloaf. Like, my brain keeps doing the Green Goblin. Like, turkey, eat turkey. My brain. My.

[B]

My.

[A]

My insides are like, you need protein in there. My bones are screaming like, let's go to the movies. Let's go to the snack bar where they all talk. That's what my organs are doing. One's like, we're just fat over here, the liver. And the other one's like, dog, we're starving. Even though this guy's fat, he's starving. Like, that's me. There's not enough Greek yogurt in the earth to give me enough protein to not die. I withering away over here, pass out. I'm anemic. Just pass out, have a job, and the rest is history.

[B]

Oh, all right.

[A]

Let's get out of here. My freaking homie just text me like, I'm in a bunker, dude. I'm in a bunker. They're gonna get me. I'm like, dog, dog, just get out. I'll meet you in Argentina. You'll have a long life. And then. Then they said, Pokemon. So here we go. Ah, go meet my homie. Ah. In Venezuela, he says, his lips so cold from his new style. He's like, my lips so cold. Usually this is the out of here. Later, guys. If you have any Venezuelan, German descent, you might be from evil. You might be a product of evil. Venezuela doesn't just have other products. They also have products of evil. If you're German and South American, question your heritage. No, I'm just kidding. Let's get the fuck out of here. Just let's go. Your grandpa was a Nazi. All right, guys. Thank you guys so much for being here. I appreciate it. From Marty and I, this has been the dope as usual podcast. Have a dope ass day. I can't hear myself. That's not like metal. My lips are so chapped still. It's like elephant skin.

[B]

Let's have a look.

[A]

Metal. Oh, perfect. Eight minutes later. Yeah, it's pretty metal. Ish. All right, cool. Nice.

[B]

Good shot.

[A]

Look at the way we do stuff now.

[B]

Perfect.

[A]

Perfect.