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To you.
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Perfect.
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Perfect, perfect.
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Perfect.
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Hey, Mikachu. Yeah. Victory.
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How long you guys want to do this?
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It's a Fluffy soundboard. We've never hit that button, so.
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I got a whole bank.
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I got a whole bank.
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I'm pretty sure these are all from one comedy special. I could be wrong on that.
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I don't know. We can stop. Definitely stop. Oh, my God. Why do you have that dude?
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He's just on deck. Fluffy's on deck for whatever.
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Oh, my God. All right.
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You ever need a.
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Welcome back to the dope as usual podcast guys, My name is Thomas Dope as yolo, whatever you want to call me. I am not high, but I feel like I'm lost. I don't know what's going on. This is my co host, Marty o'. Neill.
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What's up, guys?
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Hello.
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Hi. What's up?
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How are you?
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We're back.
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Welcome back to the show. Thank you guys for being here. Shout out to this platform for burying us. We appreciate you guys. We'll still be here every single week, but if you want to come support us on Spotify, that would be awesome, too. They really help out. Spotify likes us and they put us on the front, which is awesome. They don't restrict us. It's really cool. So shout out to Spotify. Thank you. Every Friday, Dope as usual. Unrestricted. Marty and I have been getting it down to where we're doing it remotely so I can have my rigs, I can actually have all my stuff at home. It's. It's great.
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I need everybody to listen very carefully. Next week's Unrestricted is going to look amazing and it's remote and it's going to look so crisp and amazing. I need everybody to lock in and be ready for that. We got some huge improvements going down.
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Damn. I thought you were about to say the improvements were with that noise.
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Nope.
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So that's what's going on. Unrestricted every Friday. It's really fun. I wish we could do that here, but it is really fun. Excuse me. Sorry. I officially can go to sleep tonight. I said I'm going to be busy to the 14th. That was on the 1st.
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Yeah.
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I've been so tired on the drive here. No, this morning I woke up to come here. I text you my hour. Good. And I started stretching my back. I put my head down on the blanket while stretching, went, oh, no, that was it. I was done. I wouldn't have woke up. I could feel my body do this.
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Just shutting back down.
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I've been on a run. I'VE been sleeping, like, four or five hours every night, which is. We'll just chill. But, like, we've been at it. And let's start it off, guys. Ready? Boom. The first of the month. Let's go through chronologically what's been going on in our lives, man. Actually, first, before we start, Marty, what's.
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Going on with your show, guys? I'm actually producing three shows. I'm. I'm producing three shows. One of the shows is actually going to sprout off into a whole label in a different category of shows. Just behind the scenes of all this right now. It has been a lot of work, and it's going really super amazing. We don't have hard dates on it because we're still in the process of editing some things, but I've been making pitches and presentations and just this whole idea, being able to present, produce a whole show, basically with just me. It's coming to fruition, and it's pretty sick. And I'm gonna keep everybody posted. I'm gonna start hooking up across the board with situations, and as I can. It's already going down.
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Let's go. Imagine if we just did podcasting. I think we could crush it even harder.
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We're.
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This is the 10 of our lives right now, which is kind of crazy, dude. But it's like the 10 equals 100 in most times.
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This is scale mode for me. Like, this is. I feel like we've kind of entered a new chapter of life here. And I'm just really excited about it because, like, for me, for me, personally, like, I was running up drastic graphics, ran that up about as high as I could run it. Then we ran up dope, as usual. And now I have a plan to kind of just like, run up both of them. I've never ran up both before at the same time.
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I've ran it. Okay. With that, I just want to know, let you guys know what's going on with Marty, what he's doing. We've been doing a lot of stuff. Like, a lot, almost too much at a fault. But let's. Let's.
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Let's.
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Let's light this donut.
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Oh, and one. I think we mentioned it, but for anybody, I might not have heard. Okay, we're. You might have seen about the Ethical Partnership. We've been talking about it. We will be at the Ethical Warehouse event. It's going to be. It's gonna be the 17th of the 18th. I think it's coming up. It's like.
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Okay.
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Like a couple days. Yeah.
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I'll say. Oh, wait.
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Actually passed. Wait, no, no, no. It's gonna be this week.
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It didn't pass.
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Didn't we. It didn't pass. I mean, I meant by the time this comes out, it's coming out tomorrow.
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Oh, okay. Okay.
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So check out the Instagram for more information because we're gonna be hosting this, their first ever warehouse event at the Fantasy Factory Style HQ Ethica. Now, beyond that, they also confirmed that our first drop, the first dope as usual times Ethica drop, is gonna be somewhere around Black Friday. And we're pushing for it to be in motherfucking Z Zoomies in November.
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Black Friday, all you racists out there, it's a holiday.
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So we're going to need everybody to support that. We're doing the staple. If you ever bought a pair of Ethas before and seen them in the stores or whatever, the. The boxers, they're. They're proprietary boxer that. They have these ones.
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You couldn't look away with that one, huh?
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We got a custom dope as usual pair that we'll be dropping. We're going to need everybody to support.
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Comes with stain.
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Super sick. Yeah, it comes pre. It's okay.
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Comes pre. I don't know why that's such a funny little tagline. Appreciated. And let me get your pants. They're in them. That's all right, dog. I. My pants, too. I like that. You ever share friend clothes with your friends at them? Next time, like, yo, let me know your opinion about it. Damn it. I've been thinking about the dairy products guy. A lot of. Oh, yeah? Yeah, sorry. I'm spaced out. I'm not even high. My brain has never been, like, lapse. Like, I'm on full click mode and I hate it.
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I can't.
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I hate. I was just in New York.
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Went to New York. It's gone.
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Yeah, it's over. I hate the way time's flying lately, dude. So basically, this is what's going on. Have we talked? We haven't talked. We had havoc. I ate on stage so bad recently that I wanted to just laugh my ass off because I. Because you can't see what I'm seeing. This crowd hates me. And what I'm looking at, it's like, yo, you hate me so much it's making me laugh. You and you. That's how I felt, dude. I did a show. Shout out to our LRM management. Shout out to other Marty.
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Shout them out.
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Shout out to Marty and Concrete. Shout out to them. Concrete and Marty both, like, just open the door. Like, yeah, do a show. Come do a show. Come do a show.
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It's a different guy that we're talking about.
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Different Marty. They didn't have to do that. So shout out to Concrete. First off, for introducing me to Marty. And anyway. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. November 7th and 8th, four shows. I'll be at the left. Laugh Factory Covina. Four shows with David Lucas. Come watch it. Lucas is hysterical. He's really funny, dude. Okay, continue. I booked this. They booked me for a show. This lady called Chonga. Chonga E. She's a popular skit. Like, comedian. Like, she's comedian, but she does a lot of skits. She has a character of an old woman. Like an old lady with gray hair. And she does like all these Mexican skits and she's really popular. My grandma loves that. Rosie's mom is a fan. Like, they love that. They don't particularly like me. So I went to this show, I walked in and the demographic was 65 and up, maybe 10 people under 50.
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You're the opener.
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No, no, I wasn't open. I was a feature.
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Gotcha.
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Anyway, I walk in and go, oh, my God. I described it as. Every lady looked like the tree from Pocahontas. Old as is what I'm trying to say. Dude. One lady had like a blanket and she walked in with a blanket. No, like a straight blanket. Mexicans don't use shawls. It's a blanket with a tiger on it that they got from the flea market. Anyway, now you tie hail hay bales. That's how they tie the blankets at super. At flea markets. Anyway, I walked in with all these ladies are so old, I don't know if they're gonna like me. And Narciso went up and he's the most flamboyantly gay dude. They don't with that old. Mexicans don't like gay. They don't like gay drugs or anything like that. So the first comedian came up, she went, they are tight. All right, all right. The host went out, he came back, goes, damn. Judging me. I was like, damn, it's gonna be bad. And I went out there, I looked around. Oh, my God, let's see how this goes. And it went how I thought. I started talking and like, I started talking about a little gang banger thing in the front. And I went, come on. Which one of your sons a gang banger? I know one of your sons is doing bad. And I looked at these front four ladies and they all like, we all have bad sons, actually, don't Talk to it. One lady, the second I said it, did this, got on her phone. My whole set, front row, dead center.
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Started calling her son.
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Just text like this, though. It's old lady text, front row. I just let it be. She looked just like my grandma Dolores. I'm like, I'm not gonna belittle you. You look just like my grandma. I'm gonna let it happen. I'm let it slide. You. Anyway, I'm doing my set and I get past the first part, I'm like, what about the second part? And I said the punchline at first hits, and it was great, kids. You know what's weird? Being in a room full of people not laughing. You know what's weirder? Having pops of cackle. I can hear where the young people were. It was like that. And you're from a little pop. My people that were there in the back, I was like, shout out to you guys, man. I got into my story, and as soon as I said the word drugs, they all just went checking the out. There was only two old ladies that were hackle laughing. They were old. The rest of them looked at me as if I asked them for money and to stay in their house. They hated me. But as I'm up there, I remember looking around going, don't laugh. Don't lie. I wanted to go, you guys, they're at a point. I went, all right. Like, they. They did not.
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Like, the crowd goes to, you know, be made to laugh by the comedian, not opposite.
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And I almost laughed. I wanted to be like, you guys think this is going bad for you. You should see your faces. And as I got off the stage, I didn't even say bye. I was like, all right, bye, guys. I walked off and went in the back and went, oh, my God. And everybody in the other community's like, dude. And two more went up. Ch. Gary Garcia, I've never seen him performs with a concrete. And Duno. Oh, he went up there, and you could see that he was like, all right, all right, you guys. You could tell. He was like, what else we're talking about, man? It's like, don't worry. When your medicine kicks in, you'll start laughing. He's like. Everybody was like, this is terrible. Jay Valentino came back. It was just like he spoke Spanish with his mom. He's brought his mom up there. Old lady. She spoke Spanish only. And the crowd loved it. She was saying old lady stuff about dating as an old lady. Oh, my God, that crowd. When the Chunga lady came out, the lady had to hope, help an old lady stand so she could appropriately cheer. I saw her trying to get up a few times. Then her friend helped her out, like, that's how old these people are. Not that the old people can't laugh. Old Mexican grandmas only. That means I'm a loser. That means I suck. I said drugs. I said the word dick. It's over, dude.
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Spanish.
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I can't speak.
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Oh, God, you're the weed guy.
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I have no kids. Oh, they hated me, dude. Anyway, I really am immune to bombing. It's. It's that. It's gone. It's after that crowd of me going, it's just not for you. Now I get it. If they don't like it, they don't like it. It's fine. The I said worked everywhere except there. And I went, sometimes it's the crowd. And I came back like, dude, some crowds just don't with you. I'm like, all right. Arizona loved me. A bunch of racist old white people loved that. Not the Mexicans, dude. They really hated me. Can I see your lighter?
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Speaking of racist old white people.
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Go then.
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You had your show last night.
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Oh, okay, hold on. Let's. Let's go. Let's go across Gordon. Then day after puffcon. All right, Day after, we did puffcon. Guys, shout out to everybody at puffcon that came up and said, what up? It was awesome. Real quick, hash house of the best booth of the entire event, and I don't see anybody talking about it. There's a lot of recap videos and I don't see John in them. What did he do to piss people off? I don't know. We talked about it. Because John's booth on Everybody Times five. Like Annihilate. Held down, molested every other booth.
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Okay.
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Date drugged, molested every other. Jesus.
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John's booth. John Wolf killing all the other booze. God damn.
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I like that. That was good, dude. Shooting all the other ones in the back of the head. Anyway, best booth, our booth was. I told you guys, it was a VHS store. A couple people came up with her. Too young to know what that was. That was a trip. So we had a VHS. So we printed all of our designs on VHS's. And you walk through the aisle, grab. Grab what shirt you want. You take it to the front like Blockbuster, and you would give you your stuff. It worked great. A lot of people loved it. Honestly, it worked great. Anyway, I have fully decided. I'm not trying to be a dick. I cannot walk around events anymore. I can't do It. It's not reasonable. It's not possible. It is. I can't. It doesn't work. It doesn't work anymore. And I love talking to fans and I love saying what's up to people that watch my. So it's never going to change. Like, you weren't, were you? Wait, I don't remember when you got there, but I was coming from a.
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Commercial shoot, so I got there probably about 3:34, I think maybe even 4:35.
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Yeah. It's not like. It's not bad. It's the best problem ever. I cannot walk through events. It does not work. It doesn't work. It's a walking meet and greet. There's a point where I spun in a circle and shook hands of everybody. Because remember, I'm consciously, like, this guy's been waiting for how long? This person waiting for how long? Let me turn to them first. Let me turn to them and then it gets so bad. There was a point where there's 40 people in a circle around me. I was like, oh, my God, how do I say hi to everybody? It doesn't work. I was gone for three hours walking to John's booth. It's 150 yards away. I could not walk. Not in a bad way. I'm not talking shit. I can't run a booth or vlog at events. It just doesn't work. I cannot be there. It was too. I don't even thought. Yeah, it was too much, man. It hurts my back so bad. Standing. Because I have to be moving for my back to hurt. So standing and talking for three hours in a circle. And then it was a twist. No lie. All this was sore. Like, I worked out for five hours, six hours. Like, it really. Like, my back was bad. And then that was one day. I did two days of that. My bad. But I did hide day two, for about two hours. I hid in between boxes in the back of my booth and I sat down.
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Yeah.
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Didn't work at all.
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Shout out to everybody.
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No, it's the best problem ever is, like, there's so many fans and they all have a story.
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Yes.
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I gotta run this booth and I gotta go vlog. I didn't vlog. I had Rocco go by himself. That's how bad it got, dude.
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Yeah.
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Like, in a good way. Like, it's just. It's just impossible. Just people are fans. And I'm gonna talk to you. I'm not gonna be like, no later ever. I'm never gonna do that. Ever.
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Full conversation.
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Never gonna happen. I'm not go. Hey, what's up, man? Thanks for watching. Bye. It's not gonna happen. I'm gonna ask you where you're from. I'm gonna ask you what you watch. I'm gonna ask you what your name like. It is what it is, dude. And that's why our meet and greets take so long. But every single person matters to me because they watch my. I watch beard meets food. I was watching him at 4 in the morning last night and I'm like, man, I can't wait to run this guy. I'm a high five and say thanks for the laughs and I'm gonna walk off. And if he went later, I'm like, oh, you, dude. I watch all your you. That's how I'd feel. And I'm just not a dick in the. In. In life, so it doesn't really make sense. You gotta light that, Marty. Like it's a child. Not like a child on fire, but baby, it like this. Look at. Ready like this. Do this rotation like.
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Guys, this is number 8 of 100. This is some exclusive right here.
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Like the last one you lit, you lit that one. Perfect. Thank you. Like this. That has a lot of hash right here.
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Gotcha.
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And puff that. I smoked one last night. Red roots rolling co from. From Colorado Fire. Also real quick, skip forward. Sweet doinks shout out to you. I met this. This dude outside of Archie's Fire. Really? Fire Janine lighter.
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Oh, I got one.
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Okay, so puffcon. It was super sick. But like I said, guys, a lot of my friends I haven't seen in a while came out to me like, I can't believe what it's like now. I got. Because they've been to all these events for me for 10 years and I used to have a lot a line of fans. I get it. It is not the same anymore. This. I think the podcast and everything has just transitioned this into something so much bigger.
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People had like heartfelt. I had the most amazing. Puffcon was one of the coolest nights of my life. Between all the conversations with the fans that came up and were like genuine.
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Like, you see, you can't just be like, yeah, later. Like I want to hear what the.
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It's a 10 minute thing of them every time. Yeah, we. I sit down, we're smoking, chilling. Just like really like understanding what's. I got nowhere to be. Like, we're chilling. I'm by myself. We're chilling. It was great. I've never been able to just, you know, at the Palm Springs show, like we Were too much hustling too much. These other events. It's like kind of a line, but I don't know. It's cool. Just walk. I just by myself, like bumping into people. Nobody's doing anything but wanting to be like, bro, thank you for this. Like, I was going through some. The dealing with death episode. Like, people. I don't know. It was really meaningful. And then. Then we get escorted to the back of the stage, followed by one of the coolest moments of life ever, which was not only getting to go out on stage in front of damn near 9,10,000 people for the biggest group dab of all time.
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Yeah, that was awesome. World record.
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That was pretty cool. Everybody showed love. But that alchemist comes out and starts just busting out his hits.
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Back to back to back to back to back.
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Evidence comes out. We're just chilling. I'm. We're basically standing next to him, literally just feet away from him, still on the stage, vibing out with alchemist as.
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He'S going through all his hits, taking hella dabs.
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Just chilling there with a ratchet and Rocco and me and Thomas, like, come on. She was legendary dope.
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It was. I mean, puffcon was. It was. I just don't remember. Was just. Yeah, person after.
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You were working too Push trees, booth as a job.
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I remember it, dude.
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It was a lot.
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But I remember being on stage. I remember all that stuff. It was just. I took. This is the thing with Puffco, people. Let me give you a dab. Like, oh, man, I gotta wipe the mouth. No, no, let me just put a dab in your Puffco. I had it sat, like quarter way full.
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Oh.
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Walking around, people. Let me give you. Let me give you one. Let me give you one.
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All right.
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And I kept just opening it and it was a bucket.
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Damn.
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Like an outhouse.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Starting to fill.
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They had the bar. James came and pulled. I was talking to Spencer. Shout out Spencer. And Colin came in from.
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Let's go.
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James took us into the Creator bar. It was the Bass Pro Shop logo. Parodied is like a. Yeah, it's. Then they had a bar. You literally just pull up with your daybreak or whatever. And they just had all this hash they're just serving up.
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And like, every time I saw the puff. Need jar. No, I'm good, man. Thank you, though. I felt bad. Like, I'm not taking your jars.
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Then they gave me a book bag and they were like, all right, just take whatever you want. It was like all the drinks and snacks and just all the up there, like a lot of love. Shout out to James. Shout out to everybody at Puffco. Shout out to Roger. We met for the first time. Like, that was cool. Key Glock, Action Bronson. All them were back there. Was cool. The Russell.
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Yeah, dude, it's just got to be different next time. Me and you got to be like, yo, at this time, we will be at this booth. At this time, we will be in this stage at this time.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This is too much. Dude. I get why OT got on the golf cart last time. Totally understand it.
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Yeah.
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It's like, it's. I'm never complaining ever. Come say hi to me. Every time. Everywhere.
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You see, it's just a logistics thing of what you're trying to do.
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Exactly. I couldn't run a booth and I couldn't vlog at all. Not even a little.
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You got to do one or the other. You got to. First of all, I don't think there's any more running the booth for you. You got a team now. They did a great job.
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I didn't run the booth. Isn't that cool?
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Yeah.
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I didn't get shirts. I didn't.
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But you were like standing there.
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Yeah, I'm standing by. Yeah, what's up? What do you need? Blah, blah. And then, hey, can you give him the shirt? And then they'd go. But like, usually me getting the shirt and doing the money and saying hi and then taking a picture and then putting the box.
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We need like a dope as usual booth next to it with like a step and repeat and like a something. Some cool.
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Do a little beat GRE right there for two hours.
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Yeah, exactly. And you put a sign. We'll be here at 3pm that's what I'm saying, dude.
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Put post it the way I did. It was a running gun like I used to. I haven't been to an event like that. Just walking around now. You know, people want to be there. Since I stopped doing booths, the fan base is so much bigger now. Not even comparable. Used to be like, yo, taking pictures. Taking pictures all day. But this is like taking 45 pictures all day back to back in a circle. As soon as I'm done, I'm shaking. Nothing. They're. Wait till you see the video. There is not one second in between talking to f. Thing is, I can remember almost everyone's like, name or where you're from just by your shirt. And then about two days later, I lose it.
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But like, so many people there too.
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Oh, man. Like, the next day, people come back what's up, Mike? Oh, what the. Like, yeah, I remember you had the shirt on. I just try to remember everyone's name as much as I can. Especially that's why I asked, where you from? What's your name? And they say something like, oh, this, oh that one video. And then I'll remember the person I'm trying to like, yeah, lock it in. But it's too much at this point. It's really up. But I cannot. I can't do it no more. It's not going to work. If anything, I'm causing a nuisance in front of someone's booth with that many people. Like the other people couldn't walk through the aisle, be able to go around the whole section. Yeah, that's not cool.
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Like, yeah, just got to make it. Be smart about it.
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Yeah, but shout out to you guys, how cool is that? I can't walk around weed cubs anymore. Like, let's go. Yeah, that's cool.
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As did the exclusive Push trees drops.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. The booth went great. We made. We made more money than we ever have at any booth ever combined. Not combined, but like four day event. Never even done that. Finally. Holy dude. Cuz we only used to be able to afford shirts. We never had hats. We never had a mat. We never had this. We never had bags. Never had nothing. It was just a table and a cloth. Yep, it was a table and a closet. Is all we ever had. Puffcon was cool, dude. So many people coming to chill.
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Packed so many people in there in the middle of downtown LA and did it so well. Is insane.
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What an event. Puffcon was awesome. But I did like really hurt my back.
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We need OT next year again.
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Yeah, that was that. That'd be the most fun. But the next day I started with my trainer. All right. I started my trainer the next day to like fix my back.
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Oranges.
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Let me see the. Let me see the tube. Let's see what it is. Hold on, guys. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh, it doesn't say what kind of fly. I mean, how could you.
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Oh, it's on the bottom of the tube.
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Oh, I would say, how could you if you. If you're doing all these. Oh, lemonade and hibachi.
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Tastes like a cream skull.
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Nice. So next day I started my trainer. Shout out to my trainer. It was cool. Started our. But the next day. Guys, you know, my back is really sore. I'm just giving you a chronological order of what's been going on lately and we'll get to it. I went to Disneyland With Rosie's whole family the next day. I haven't been to Disneyland since he was about five is the last time I went. I didn't ride rides, so I've never really been to Disneyland. Apparently. I watched Josh Wiseman. I saw him eat all the food. Where the is all that food? I only saw popcorn and lemonade. And you also saw lemonade and popcorn. That's it.
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What were you looking for?
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Anything. There was no food. I wanted to eat something cool.
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Gotcha.
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I don't really eat that often, so when I'm like, oh, I want to go eat something, I'm like, oh, fool. Keep that going. Keep that going. You never want it. I'm fat and I'd hate eating. Isn't that crazy? Like, I don't care, but I'll eat it because I know I have to eat. And then I'll eat something stupid because it's late. I went to. I went there as Josh Wiseman. Like, I watched this Disneyland movie show episode. I got to see where I want to get one of those. Nothing. So I'm walking through Disneyland irritated. Why? I'm an. I think I'm just an. I don't like. I don't not mean to people. Yet in my head, I am a piece of. I can be doing, hey, nice to meet you. And in my head I'm like a.
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That's in the worst saying.
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The worst. You're lame. Get away from me. In my head, Disney adults. I've never experienced this. Last time I took him, he was 5. Disney adults are a different breed of human being.
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White human being.
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I don't appreciate you. I don't like it. I don't dislike you, but I don't like what you are the Disney adults. Marty, there's full grown people with the ears. I get the ears. You want to hear something crazy without kids. You're saying there was. Remember we talked about it or. No, me and Rosie's dad talked about it. I saw almost no kids at Disneyland. How many kids did we see, Rocco? Every 50th person. They were all adults. Everybody, everyone was an adult. There was no kids at Disneyland. Every out of shape. I saw with ears on. It went. What do you do with your life? Like, you have an all Mickey Mouse outfit, shirt, shorts, this. Probably have a tattoo. Why do you keep coming back? You rode that ride. It's not that fun. You've seen that mouse. There's a Mexican in that costume. There's. You might as well be Speedy Gonzalez. I don't understand, dude. Disney Adults.
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I.
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I don't like you. You need to be eradicated.
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You don't respect.
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Then again I'm an. Who am I to judge you for liking your stuff? I'm gonna judge you, but who am I to tell you to stop? You're not hurting anybody. Check their computers, but you're not hurting anybody that we know of. Check those hard drives, dude. If your neighbor rocks Mickey Mouse ears and or tail, check that fool's hard drive any furry. I can't trust you, man. I feel so weird around you seeing grown men do this. My joke. Get the away from me. Dude. I damn.
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You don't want adults in Disneyland without kids, right?
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No, hell no.
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I wanted to go to have California go have fun. But also don't lurk around like you're looking at kids.
A
Yeah, I just wanted to have fun. It wasn't. Oh, sorry. I didn't say what happened?
B
Did you go on the cars ride?
A
No. Can I tell you I didn't talk to you. I got to one ride in Star wars land and slit my disc so severely. Mark.
B
Okay, okay.
A
Oh my God, guys. I go on this fucking Star wars thing. Rock was controlling left and right, I'm controlling up and down. We hit left and up at the same time and I float for summer because we're on a little like VR ride, right? I'm sitting there the seat belt today and I'm like oh, this is fun. And we go up and out and I just feel my disco pop right the out on my left side and went. I could feel it when it takes my breath and I try to hit my seat belt to get out. And it works way to get out. And we were like 40 seconds left. So there I am just ah with the seatbelt holding me back. There's a point where I'm putting my arm against this ride and my feet so I won't fall anymore or bounce. And I'm just screaming. It usually doesn't hurt that bad. It hurts so bad. Rosie started pressing the emergency button. Marty. I get it. I understand why there's safety precautions. My disc came out so hard so bad. And it shot through my whole my whole back. And I'm like that and I'm holding Rosie like ah. And I'm just screaming dude, because I can't get off the ride. And I'm just smacking and like every movement is just. Oh God, Marty. I was sweating so hard when I got off just from like the pain going through. And when I got off I was stuck. And the guy's like, you need a nurse. Like, they. Even the workers were like, what the is happening? I walked out like a 90 degree angle.
B
Did they stop it?
A
No, they couldn't tell we're inside of a ride when they came to get you guys. You all right? Because I'm like, I'm sitting there. Couldn't breathe. No. I hurt myself so bad, Marty. Like right now, my left side. My left side's never the side. And when my left side popped out, I knew that it was bad. Anyway, my whole hit popped out. It was super sick. I made it another hour, went back to the hotel and dab for about seven straight hours while they were at Disney. That was awesome. Just dabbed out my window that opened. Only opens this much because Untrustworthy.
B
Yeah, that's not.
A
It only opens this much. I was just like.
B
Just kill themselves at Disney. Yeah.
A
I'll just blow my smoke at this little window all day just watching stupid things.
B
You should have seen me when I went to Vegas. I was in the bathroom with it. I realized I was extra stupid because they only had the sprinkler in the bathroom. I don't think.
A
There's no vent.
B
There's no sensor on the sprinkler, right? Yeah, there is a sensor on the sprinkler.
A
The heat one, I think.
B
I wasn't trying to with it, but I was in the shower and I was just like, take a dab and like blow it in my shirt and down the toilet. Flush it down. I'm not going face to face with the toilet.
A
You have to put your face on it. Just stand over it.
B
Flush it down the toilet.
A
It works for me.
B
Okay. It's better than the show I was doing literal. I was doing that. And then I got the door. I'm just like.
A
Marty. So I was taking a and waffle, stomping it through this vent, and I realized, like, this smoke is not gonna go with it. Jesus Christ. Marty's a smoking addicts. He's never had to like, hide the smoke. He went straight from his parents to hiding it from children, which means, like, you don't box the room. He's just like, why do I get the smell out immediately?
B
Always?
A
It's not like, how do I get this room to stop smelling? That's my problem. It's never. How do I stop?
B
How can I act like a never?
A
Yeah, no, that was never my thing.
B
As if, like the cops were in here at all times. The worst.
A
Yeah, Disneyland sucks.
B
Did you go out of nice time? Nighttime? Have a nice stroll around the Lights are low.
A
No, the night before, I went to Disney. Downtown Disney, though.
B
That's cool, right? Get you a nice hot chocolate, stroll around?
A
No, I try to get a fucking churro and it tastes like dog shit. There's no toys at Disney. They won't let you buy the statues. I'm fucking out, dude. The only things I wanted, the statues in front of your store. Everything else is a little toy. I don't want that bitch ass toy. There's no toys at Disney. Anyway, I'm gonna complain. Left Disney the next day, I had a speaking panel shout out to Bazinga. Cannabis ignite. Ignited cannabis at a speaking panel.
B
Sounds funny to hear you say that.
A
I went on a speaking panel of a cannabis industry speaking panel. There's a bunch of dudes in suits and me. Everyone had the shoes on that, like, you know, those, like, suede work, like, nice shoes that have skinny, skinny laces. And you wear them with suits, loafers. Yeah, everybody had, like, those kind of shoes on. I'm looking around like, all right, I'm here. Do they want to hear me? What the. So I'm there, and my back is just in shambles, dude. And every. Remember, every night's a hotel bed. So, like, I'm not used to my. I have to. I have to sleep my legs at a certain degree because my discs are. So I'm. I'm there. And I describe it as like. Do you remember in Step Brothers, the beginning of the movie where the dad meets the mom and he's given his. His thing and he looks up. Oh, sorry, I lost. That is the conference. I was at a conference where graphs and bars are prevalent or fiscal numbers, whatever the that is. Stocks matters. Okay, okay, so. Oh, yeah, by the way, guys, remember, my back hurts. I probably smoked almost a gram of hash already by this time. And Rocco was driving his car. I didn't drive because we were ready in Disneyland. Oh, I was dabbing my face off. I genuinely was too high to do what I was doing. And I looked at rock and go. When's the last time I said I'm just too high? I was so high walking up to this thing. I went, what is the topic? And I'm sleep deprived. I've been at it. I've been at it for days. No, not yet. About to be jet lag. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, that's a topic. I'll just go out there and talk. And as they're talking, I'm like, I'm talking about the. The panel as I'm talking. I'm like, wow. I am genuinely way too hashed out to do this enough to where three people went, damn, you good. Oh, is it that bad? I was so high, dude. I never, I never feel it like that. But I was like that. Yeah, like I never forget like that, I guess. Couple grams of hash, no sleep, back pain, the exact combination for me to go. I mean, I was so high. It was an all OG hash. I killed the whole jar actually. And he was driving. I didn't do nothing.
B
It was great.
A
Anyway, yeah, so that's going on, guys. Oh, do you have a picture? Let me see, let me see.
B
You're contemplating.
A
Oh, God.
B
What was the best picture I got?
A
All the other ones, your eyes were closed. Can you see that on this camera? I want you to see that. That was my face the whole time. I look so and then back out. Enthusiastic ass Josh next to me, crystal clear. There was times when people were talking. I looked off to see where Rocco's camera and I just stared at his camera like that. I'm done, dude. I was like, I'm so God. Oh my God. Very few moments in my life where I'm like, well, anyway, the speech went, I left, went straight to the airport, got home, went straight to the airport.
B
Boom.
A
Went to New York, guys. I went into New York to do some interviews. This is what happened. Sway in the Morning, I was supposed to go do that. Got pushed off. Now we're doing in la. Sway moved to la. Did not know that he's been showing New York no more. He does his part of the show here. Crazy, huh? So anyway, Sway in the morning, would you do that? But that got pushed off. So automatically the this didn't happen yet. I have to go do that here now. We went shout out to hall of Flowers, went to Hall Flowers, did another meet and greet. Basically walked into Hall Flowers, started doing a meet and greet, basically. So I, I, we just left. I was like, let's go do something else. Like, let's go. To be more productive than just do another meet and greet. Basically I was meeting a bunch of fans, a lot of cool ass fools out there in New York. And people I saw at buffcon were in New York. I met two people that drove from LA to New York after Buck.
B
Oh.
A
Hall Flowers. Right on the water, under a bridge, you can see the Statue of Liberty. It was a pretty damn cool. Damn, where do you got that ash going? Good job, dude. You haven't ash that yet.
B
I've been like, yeah, try not to.
A
Try not to that's awesome. So it's going on hall fires is really cool. I met a lot of. I just meet meeting fans everywhere. Dude, I love it. It's so sick. Anyway, from there I can't remember what we did that night. What did we do after fall? Flowers. That was the on the Radar there. We went to on the Radar, the show on the Radar where all the rappers are there for my paper. When does this come out? Tomorrow. I'll wait till next week. The paper company drops November 3rd. First Monday of November we went out there to do a press run. My homie DJ Afterthought Ryan is DJ does a lot of all the Mac Miller he does stuff was cle for he went to go do his DJ set for on the Radar and I was going to do like basically story time for on the Radar. The first time on the Radar is doing something that's not music, which is kind of crazy. Shout out to Calvin walked in one of the dudes. That dude was a fan. Let's go. All right, so we're there, they're doing their set, we do our little thing and it's real. I just love New York. I really love it so much. You're allowed, you can just wear jackets, walk around. Nobody gives a. I can walk to the store and it's cool. Let's go. Yeah, if you don't walk, you're kind of lame. Like, oh, that's cool. Everybody walks. Everybody's walking. I love it. Anyway, we did on the Radar. That went good. That went good. That went cool. We left, we smoked, blah blah blah. Woke up in the morning, went straight to Comic Con Guys. I, I, I'm just a nerd. I think it was just very cool to see how many people like stuff. And all I saw out there was like every one of these people bought a ticket to a movie, bought a shirt, bought a this bottom. And that makes me think, oh, there's a lot of money in the world. I never thought about it. Like there's a lot of money to be made aid. That guy has to drink water and pay a bill and buy shoes and buy food, go to a movie, go buy a video game. Like that one person is generating how much revenue for stuff they like. That's how businesses keep going. Like that's how toys are still in in play. Like I'm buying toys, that guy's buying toys for his kid. She buys toys for a dog.
B
Because people have disposable income cuz they've. I see what you're saying.
A
Just in General Somebody might win there for a hundred extra over their rent. Like, I got a hundred dollars to spend. How many? You remember that? Like, oh, I got 100 bucks. I used to do that at dispensaries or cannabis. Because, like, I have 150 bucks. What can I get for 150? You know, it's like grocery shopping when you're poor. When I was a kid, like, we have $80 count. You know what I mean? Like, it is what it is there. People just love stuff. Like, they just. They just. Fans. It was really cool. I met fans at Comic Con. It was really cool. A great time. I bought a shirt. Me of all people. Didn't buy one toy. The one toy I wanted, she goes, not for a sale way. Well, you, man, get out of here. Don't. Don't display it. Don't. Hey, smell this. Can't buy it, man. I tried to get Omar something. They wouldn't sell it to me. Damn it. Anyway. Left Comic Con. That was awesome. Left Comic Con and then we went to barstool sports. Went to barstool Sports. A little tour of their area. Totally gonna rip off one of their set ideas. Not rip off. Everyone does it. Seeing it and seeing that they do that set made me solidify, like, all right, if they're doing this style set, it's not a dumb move because basically one of their sets is exactly how we want to do our set over there. When I saw, I went, this is exactly this setup that we want, so it makes sense. But I just felt like if they're so big and they're doing that, we're. We're fine. You know what I mean? Like, we're gonna be good. Saw their set, did a little quick little interview with them for the papers dropping and. Yeah, where else do we go? I can't remember. We just walked around, ate sandwiches. I can't remember the rest. I was so tired. What did we do after that? Oh, with the Astro Club.
B
That's what it was.
A
That's right. Went to Astor Club, saw Roger from Puffco, randomly saw the toad vet of the east coast toad venom. Apparently there's this big ass ordeal about the toad venom, and I guess the originators of the guys had this cut. There's a big old. It's weed nerd. I saw the other cut of toad venom or the cut of toe venom grown by this other company. My God. But that's not some of the best weed I have ever seen in my life. I mean, this. It was perfect. Wow. So shout out to whoever's growing the toad also because that is fire. Shout out to Jake too. The original of the toad. Hey, man, it's my homie. But whoever that. Whoever grew that of the badge. Oh, God. The was alive still. Like it looked like it looked just a lot. I don't know how else to describe it. Like it had a personality. If we say something, that's how much it was like as a human. I personified this pack. And it was just so good. Anyway, yeah, then we left. We went straight to the airport and came back. But as we come back, I slept on my whole flight. Let's go. I slept my whole flight. I'm getting over this flying thing. It was so sick. Then we got back and did what? Oh, Ratchet Man's birthday. And then we had my next topic.
B
But hold on, I didn't. I came in today and Ratchet was like, I did mushrooms last night or some.
A
Well, it was Ratchet Man's birthday.
B
I don't know.
A
He was Ratchet Man. I don't know.
B
Oh, wasn't nothing offshore.
A
Focus high off anything. I don't know. We went to Archie's and that's where I got this donut.
B
It had a good run.
A
Watch Marty try to pick up a knot. Solid object. You see it? It was ashy. Went like he was gonna stay together.
B
Kind of did. Sure was thick. Oh, hey, thick ass Ash.
A
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B
It's like, kind of manipulative.
A
Watch it. Be Donald Trump, a pro Trump thing. And he's like, yeah, yeah, do anti this. They'll vote for it. And, you know, like, Ice Cube, you know what I mean? Like, it works. I. I want to know what the prop is. Vote no on 51, stick it to Trump. It's like, fool, what is the policy if you're stupid enough to vote for that, not even know what the policy is. You just hate a guy more than you know politics.
B
It's the Internet.
A
I. I don't give a about him either way. I just think it's so funny that I've never seen a parody political commercial. Like, it was funny because how dumb it was. Like, whoever believes this chugs fucking Mountain Dew all day. And it's just. There's no way that you think that was like a good political thing to post. It was so stupid, but made me laugh. We saw. We all look at you like, is this I hate? And you hear the voice like, there's no way this south park make this fucking ad, dude. This. That's how it feels like a South park political party ad. It was really funny. Sorry. Next topic. Speaking of racism. Ready? So last night I did a show with David Lucas and Matt Dameron. Shout out to both of them. I did a show at a place called Mom Said yes in Torrance, California. I walked in and I went, this is a sports bar, and everyone's watching a game. This is going to be a horrible comedy show. No one's gonna want to watch. And the first thing I was thinking, like, hey, I know you don't want to watch fat Mexicans talk. You want to watch fast black guys run, but can you guys pay attention? Like, that was I was going to come out to. But by the time we came out, they shut the TVs off. Like, thank God it turned into a nightclub, a comedy club at the end. Like, okay, this is a comedy venue. Let's go. So I hosted. Went great. It went good. It was fun. I did my set. I got off thinking, like, all right, yeah, they were laughing. Let's go. And I'm hosting. So, you know, I bring up the next comedian. He gets off. I bring up the next comedian. Matt Dameron has a joke where he says, I don't want to give his joke away. But he says something like, without the punchline, like, is he racist? And he says the punchline go, oh, you're not racist. This crowd. I don't know about Torrance. Do you guys know about Torrance? The pretty wide. Not white. They're white.
B
Like, biker gang white.
A
Not biker gang white. Like, I work construction. Boy, you better get over here. You work under me. That's how the vibe I kind of got. But everybody was Nice. There was one black guy in the front, very light. His light is the blue of your hat. That's how light. This black guy. Light black guy. Marty's blacker than the guy last night. And he's sitting front row. And as I'm doing a bit, I look right at him. I'm saying something, and in my head I'm like, oh, this is some regular dude. He's not faded. Nothing. Two sets later, the man was in so fucked. Anyway, Matt says a joke punchline. He says something kind of racist, but once he finishes it, you're like, oh, that wasn't racist. That was awesome. The second he said it, the crowd, yeah, it was like a making fun of black people thing. The crowd. And even I looked around like, what the fuck? He didn't say the punchline yet, dude. All right, There was one table right here, and I said something about LA gangsters and there's something, something. And this guy. Yeah. I'm like, we got a Michigan State jersey on. Calm down. He's like, yeah, all right. I was just making fun of him, but I remember him because this the jersey. So Matt finishes up the joke, and I'm like, damn, these fools are racist or they just love up jokes. David Lucas comes out, one of his first jokes, ends in the hard R. And I mean, people, like, tearing shirts off, like, drawing stuff on their chest, how hyped they were. And David even stopped, went, what the is going on? He's like, you're not supposed to cheer for that because it's like a really up joke. He does it again, and even he stops, goes, you are racist. This is the most racist room I've ever. They were. They weren't listening to jokes. They were listening to opinions they agree with. The black jokes weren't a black joke. They were like, yeah, exactly. Oh, I'm in the back watching. I'm like, oh, what the. Is this gonna turn into a fucking rally? It might. Anyway, David's still talking, and this guy shout out to Jay. This black kid in the front would not shut the fuck up. Would not stop talking, would not stop interrupting. And David asked him 47 times, hey, man, shut the up.
B
Like, what's he saying?
A
Just talking. As he's talking. Drunk. Just talking. And his. He has a white girlfriend, okay? And David would not let that go. And then there was a point where he'd ask him a question, she talk. He asked him a question, he talk, Ask him question. He look at her, and then she talk. And then he started going in on him like, yo, she just talks for you. Like, blah, blah, blah. He's like, you're not really black. Look at you. It's like any black. And then somebody's all that fool's a in the crowd about him. And he's like, you're really not black. Look, if someone called you a, you didn't say a word. He's like, you're not a black guy. And like, he just kept roasting him. Kept roasting him, kept roasting him, kept roasting him. And then he started getting him, like, where his girlfriend started, like, clapping, talking too to him. Oh, the whole room turned every time there was standing, clapping when they were burning him, the whole. And he kept turning around. Like when people. Jerry Springer, you don't know me. That was when he was. You don't know me. I'm not leaving. That's what he was doing.
B
And then everybody in the crowd.
A
Everyone, dude, everyone. Somebody was like, shut the up. And the white crowd behind the white table behind him was just like, keep talking, boy. That's how I felt. Like, that table has watched American History X for advice, not because it's a good movie.
B
It's a lifestyle.
A
It's a lifestyle. My God, this is. We're right next to Long beach, where American History X was. There's a lot of proud boys out here.
B
Never thought about that.
A
Yeah. So anyway, they're talking. He won't stop. David won't stop. And he's about to start his roasting. Things like, get up here, Jay. You want to shut the up? Or, get up here, let me roast you. And he won't stop. And then Jay starts trying to roast him. Talk about, I can see fat coming out of your jeans. He had ripped jeans. Like, bro, shut the up. It wasn't funny. Not at all. Shut up. Anyway, he won't stop. And then the guys behind him start saying something to him under the breath or whatever.
B
Is there security at all?
A
Or like, look at that.
B
Okay.
A
And now he's turned around talking to this table of white dudes, and the white dudes are talking to him, and he's like, shut the up. While the set's going on. Look like, full volume. Then he turns back. You can see him. Me and Rocco are looking at him from the side. He's like this, frowning. I never seen someone actually frown. He was at a conference, shirt frowning, looking down, pissed. And then somebody said something again, and he turned around, started again. Then the full stood up, and then the full J stood up. And then they got each other's faces And I was like, no way. After, like, seven times of them yelling at each other, it's still going. I don't know how David kept his composure that way. Hey, shut the fuck up or leave. Like, you guys are. You're fucking this up. And then they got each other's faces. Then Dave's like, hey, stop this. And then the people from the place walked over. I didn't know who was who. They had no security shirts. I don't know who was who. And David has the mic in his hand. So he walks off the stage, jumps down to stop it. It's a comedy show breaking him up. And you can hear every word everyone's saying because David has the mic in the middle of breaking it up. Snake, you, you, you. And then a girl. You try to step to a what the. Because the guy was trying to fight.
B
A girl who was.
A
I don't know. Okay, the guy. The black guy and his girlfriend were there. There's a tape told. Five dudes and a girl. And I could hear them talking. Somebody said something, and it somehow calmed it down. And they sat down. They're this far from each other. He's looking this way, so he's right there. Someone says something else, and they erupt again. Get in each other's faces. I'm sitting there like, oh, my God. Right inside the stage. I was just watching. Like, if they start fighting David, I'll get up there. But if they fight each other, I'm gonna watch. And then Jay couldn't handle it. I mean, dude, he was belittling Jay, this guy so hard, Marty, that the guys that worked there went up and started doing this. You killed him. Stop. But laughing like this.
B
David Lucas.
A
No, the guys that were there, like, that worked there. They're like.
B
But I'm saying.
A
Because David was shitting on him so bad. Like, he ended it with like, you look like you sleep in her shirts when you go to bed. Like, it was the he was saying was so up, dude. She's like, you. You. Her with a strap on. Oh, baby, get my dick off the dresser. Like, the he was saying was so good. And it was so back to back that I'm cackle. Dying, dying, laughing. Rock wasn't even recording. He was just dying. Everybody's dying. And then eventually he's like, all right, get him out of here. As they get up again and they yoke this kid, Walk him out. He's talking as he's getting thrown out of the building.
B
Damn.
A
Then he starts the roasting section, and one of the Guys that was in there, the white dudes is shit faced. And David, after the show, when he's roasting, Dave's like, I heard him drop the hard R on stage. I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, he said it about Jay, but he called him the hard R like under his breath. All faded on stage. Get down here. Not done. So he's roasting everybody. Oh, this is mid. When he's roasting people. This is happening. So he kicks him out and he's like, all right, this is over. And some other comedian was there. He's like, I got a bunch of roasts for you. And he gets on stage and starts roasting Dave. And he killed it. 80 of it was gold. 20 was just dog. But that kind of like, alleviated the show and like, hyped everybody back up like, oh, that was great. End of the show, doing the meet and greet. I talked to David and he's like, dude, that fool said the hard R to Jay. He's like, I think that's why he got pissed. So this Full called in the hard R under his breath, and that's why the Full lost it rightfully. So I get it. None of us heard that. As I'm like talking to fans at the end, the one white guy that dropped the hard R, I told everybody else, because nobody saw it. He's just like this. All his friends are somewhere else. And he's just like a drunk guy standing by a table. And I look back over, he's like this. I don't know if he went like that, but I saw the end and he was like this, like, whether it was like, yeah, the song. But he was like, it was a straight. It was pretty straight. And he was doing that. And I'm sitting here like, are you saluting in the bar? It's time to go. This guy is a crazy. Like, he was. He just needed to extend the arm back and it was like, whoa, you're going hard in here. Nobody batted an eye at him because everybody's like doing their thing. He's just drunk at a table. He kept like stiffening his fans like, what the is happening, dude? I was like, yeah, we get the out of here. And then I see him two seconds later, he's walked up to one of the comedians. Grabs by the neck. Yeah, but shit face. Like, like, like a giant autistic. Someone's giant autistic teenage son. You know when someone has like autistic son, he's like 6, 10 y and he's like full throwing his sisters. And that's what he was doing to the comedian. You're funny. Oh, my God. Oh, God. It was so bad, man. It was so bad. The cops came. I think he got arrested outside. But the show kept going. So I didn't see. But the cops came and I had a good set. It was fine with me. Like, I had a good set. I had to come on after David got off. Like, all right, so you didn't feel.
B
Like they were being racist to you at all?
A
No, no, no, no.
B
So it's not like they were.
A
They were just like, we're gonna say it's funny to laugh. It's good to laugh. Like, yo, that shit's funny, bro. Just because the hard heart doesn't mean it's not funny, dude. That is funny. Not the other guy. What? David said not the other guy. His hard heart was not called for that. David said it perfect. Is this a rap show? Exactly. A brawl ensued, bro. What the. And as I walked in with, this is gonna be a bad show, dude. The only time I ever played a bar, I'm like, people were drunk and not paying attention. And this one went great. I can't believe how racist Torrance is. Like, in a funny way, like, they love. They ate that. When I said the Dominican, they were like, ah, Dominican. I was like, I'm not even saying anything negative, dude. Like, oh, yeah, black people, right? It's like the. There was a 90 year old woman in the dead center front row. She sat there the whole show, did not leave. My cousin came, my little cousin Jojo. He got up on stage to get roasted. And as he's getting them, like, he's not going to be able to roast you. Like, there's nothing about you to make fun of. Like, you're like a good looking dude. There's nothing here. He went up there, he's like, you pretty much, where are you from? Hey, you're Mexican. I was like, yeah, he got nothing.
B
He's got.
A
I knew he was gonna have nothing. And when he came back, he's like, nothing. I go, I know, dude. If you're. We have to. We have to hear you say something dumb to make fun of you. It's like, what are you gonna say? You're in shape, kind of tall, young. What are you gonna say about this kid? I should have been like, you used to shit his pants all the time as he's on stage. That would have been funny. Like dropping some fucking insider shit. But, oh, hater.
B
Ashes. Ashes.
A
Yeah, Some lung power.
B
When there's a kids party, and they bring the pool inflatable toys, and they think they need a machine to blow that shit up.
A
Please post his chest like Mighty Mouse. Hey, thanks, man. Thanks. I tried to get it out of frame, and it was out of reach. Yeah. So that was last night's show. Last night's show was wild. It was the most wild comedy show I've ever. The crowd was so fun. And the first thing I said, like, when that was happening, I looked at Matt. I go, thank you. Thank God I went first, dude. And he's like, dude, the first time anyone's ever said that. I'm like, thank God I went first because these fools weren't that faded yet. One set later, the guy's completely blacked out talking to the comedian.
B
And the.
A
The thing is, the proud boy group table. I had to. I didn't have to shut him up. But I was, like, a couple times. Yeah, but they were, like, just interacting. They weren't being dicks.
B
So if the black dude would have just been chill and not. The whole show was gone, it would have been fine.
A
Perfectly fine. He was talking to them. Shut the up. And that's when they were like, what the did you say? You know what I mean? They kind of like, boy, do you know you're insurance. That's how I felt. Like, there's no minorities in here, Just the performer. That's not good. And the only white guy.
B
Oh.
A
As he gets kicked out, his girl follows him. He's yelling, getting kicked out. And David. All right, man. If you don't like David Lucas, you need to go see his live show because he is funny. He is funny. He ended with Keep my wife's name as he's getting dragged out of the building. Dude, it was too good. It's like it was planned. Every time he burned him, it got worse and worse. I've never seen anybody get belittled so much and stay. Not even in a comedy show. A guard to a prisoner, kid to an adult. I've never seen that in my life. Ever. Ever. Oh, my God. Oh, he ate it and started doing the. You don't know, man. He was doing the Jerry Springer boring thing. He was so embarrassed he couldn't get up. If he got up, he would have been more embar, like, you know.
B
Wow.
A
What a show, dude. So next month, I'll see you at the Covina Laugh Factory. November 7th and November 8th. Two shows both days. Let's go.
B
Good. Oh, wrong one.
A
Evil laugh.
B
Evil laugh. How long we've been here, like, 120ish.
A
Ah. Let's go.
B
Chilling. Did you see the rocks new movie?
A
It's out.
B
I think so. Check the Smashing Machine's out because I.
A
Really want to see it trying to.
B
Get that on here.
A
If the rock I'm a arm wrestle that fool. First of all, hey, lock him up. Lock him up. As I'm staring into his eyes and his Hawaiianness is leaving and he's getting shorter as I.
B
As I his main landing.
A
Yeah. Like yo, yo. Loser gets rock bottomed. Winner gets to people's elbow. You two, I'm going to wear just an elbow sleep pad when we have the rock on. And as soon as we. As soon as we're over, I think it's about time to get out of here. I know the whole thing. It's so sad. I know every move to the damn people's elbow. Also the people's elbow, it just has narcotics in it. Cuz a motherfucker's never moved. And the whole 92nd thing he does. Nobody ever just goes, I'm get up. They're always just knocked out enough. Like always just half asleep. I've never been hit to where I'm like that. Like it's just trying to pee. People's elbow. Okay. And when you elbow me, I've never kicked my leg straight in the air. Every time someone gets elbow dropped, the whole body jumps off the ground. That's the opposite. You're not supposed to pop up. You just break in. I love wrestling, dude. It's so funny. The Rock. Speaking of wrestling, I told Mari before we started, if you haven't watched Peacemaker, go watch Peacemaker. John Cena has to be, hands down the funniest wrestler that's ever been an actor before. A wrestler and then turned into an actor. He is the funniest dude. Shout out to John Cena. Everything about the guy. Love that guy. And Peacemaker is so awesome. Go watch Peacemaker. It's great. Go start from season one. Season two just ended. What a show.
B
I was just telling Thomas and Rocco we just got done watching Monster. Do not watch Monster. It is disgusting. It's like, I think it's the story of Ed Gain, who I think is the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He was into like.
A
Watch this.
B
This is the number one show on Netflix right now.
A
Is it?
B
Bro was into digging up bodies, taking their flesh off, wearing their skin, having sex with their bodies.
A
Eating cereal.
B
Yeah. And live people eating cereal out of their skull. All while being a very.
A
Gay man. Like, is he a gay man? Is he Ned Flanders.
B
He's. He's a cannibal transvestite lesbian.
A
That just made me a conservative. All what you just said. I'm Republican now. Dude. Now I'm kidding. A lesbian. That's a man. So he's transvestite, which is totally cool. He just likes wearing girls. But a cannibal dog. What kind of vitamins you getting? Like what kind of vitamins you get from human.
B
Might be. It might be good.
A
Turns out it's the.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
Like Monsters Inc. Remember the screams is what powers the city. And it turns out the laughs were times 10 better. I don't know where I'm going with that. But we need to find that for violence. But it turns out being nice to people gets you more money. And then all the game managers start being nice to people and all the cartel starts being nice to people. That'd be so sick. I watched Peacemaker. There was multiple universes last night. Sorry.
B
I like horrible. Gory. This was disgusting and it was horrible.
A
You like horrible Fake.
B
Yeah.
A
Not real.
B
I like over the top. Like it's so horrible it makes you laugh. Like that's kind of where I'm at. This was disgusting.
A
You should watch something called Holocaust. She would laugh your ass off if it's horrible things make you laugh.
B
But yeah. Unreal. Horrible.
A
Holocaust. Damn. That was up. Here we go.
B
But this was inspired. The show Monster was inspired by the Holocaust because the theme of the show was that Judaism. He saw photos of the Holocaust as a kid and it deranged his mind so bad that it essentially drove him insane.
A
That is an excuse. I've seen some too. I never went damn dog, I want to do that.
B
It triggered his schizophrenia and then it.
A
Sent him into soft schizophrenic, soft ass little boy is all I hear. I'm schizophrenic now. Shut the up. That thing made me scared.
B
All right. I hear.
A
Now I hear stuff because I was so scared. Shut up, dude. Shut up. People that kill. Serial killers love killing so much they never kill themselves. Wouldn't that be the ultimate win for you? Like damn, I killed the ultimate person. Easiest one. He'll fight back. Stabbing yourself by fighting yourself at the same time.
B
Jim Carrey.
A
It's a split personality murder. Oh, that's great. Like Idle Hands. You ever seen Idle Hands?
B
Yeah. Yeah.
A
Let's go Martin. It's a good movie. Devin Sawa or the quarterback from Little Giants Final Destination. Amongst other things. Casper.
B
What Devon saw do was monster for a second. These.
A
These 11 year old actor we're talking about. This is. It's all about how you say it. Oh, I think the 12 year olds was hella hot when I was 12. That pause can get you in trouble, man. That pa. Man, I was in the bathroom the other day with this little boy. His dick was out. My dick was out. She was crazy. What did you say? I was in the bathroom taking a. And this kid came in his urinal. It's all about how you say it.
B
It's like my famous line, besides my wife, though all the other verses I've heard for underrated.
A
Say that again.
B
Besides my wife, I've only underage.
A
Oh, yeah. Besides my wife, I only have. I've only had sex with underage girls before you. Because before my wife. Okay.
B
I've been loyal for 20 years.
A
That's funny as.
B
Hey, man.
A
It's all about how you say it. For sure. There's my opening thing. It's all about how you say it. Like, for example, the other day, I had my dick out. This little boy, he had his dick out in the same room I was. My ass was shitting, actually. I was taking a shit and I saw a kid come in for the urinal. Yeah, I have no door in my stall in the story. Yeah, I saw him come in to use your. I looked through this hole in the urinal just to make sure no one was coming. A dick went in my eye.
B
Say my tear.
A
Say my dear. Oh, my God. Not even good. Yeah, I brought my rig and even busted out. You want dad?
B
Sure. You got your customization going down the little bong Tapa.
A
Shout out to Tim. I believe his name is.
B
Is this. Am I just new to this or. They've been customizing the puff girls like this.
A
They started. All right. It's already packed. Because last night it died when I was trying to watch stupid things. So it's already packed. All right, guys, so what's going down right now? Do me a favor. Go follow Marty's Instagram.
B
Boom.
A
Go follow my Instagram. Stay up to date. Excuse me. On what the.
B
We're doing a lot of cool.
A
A lot of cool stuff going on. Push trees. We just dropped. We did like six drops in two and a half months. Yeah, that's the most jobs we've ever done. The bongs are gone, the shirts flew, the lighters were gone, the grinders were gone. I don't even know what's next. Honestly, I don't know what we're dropping next.
B
This is cool.
A
I don't even remember. Yeah, it hits like A little ball, but I know. Be on the lookout for the papers. I don't want to say the name. I'll say everything yet, but coming. November 3rd, the first week of November. I'm excited, dude. It's like a new chapter. I'm. I'm very excited. I have the seating list come in that, like, all the people we're sending it to. We had everything. We're ready to go. We're a real company. I'm excited. Website's almost done.
B
Avoided a small disaster on the release.
A
Yes. I think that's it, man. Unless you got something else. Yeah, that's definitely out. He's huge.
B
Is still kicking her.
A
I didn't see any smoke going through that. Let me see. Go. You know what I think you're doing? I think you might be clicking it on again because that was a long rip.
B
No, no, I felt it at the end. It vibrated.
A
Oh, okay. Because I think I thought you were, like, holding it by this.
B
All right, all right.
A
Anything else you want to add before we get out of here?
B
I am certified dabber these days, so shout out to all the squeezers and pressers.
A
You guys do squeezes? I like that. Squeezes. Oh, you.
B
Yeah, we need to reinforce those. The sticks on those.
A
Yeah, it's not working very good.
B
I need titanium sticks on my Q tips.
A
Oh, you just dip a titanium stick into a. A spool of cotton. Just knock off the tip of the cotton.
B
I was thinking, what if they sold the. Like, the jars? What if they had little, like. Like a little grid and they came in little balls? Well, you just, like, were able to. Just like, little.
A
Of choo. Choo.
B
No, the. Like the. Of the rosin. Like, instead of it just being a jar, you got, like, little balls. You just grab a little ball and, like, predetermined dry out.
A
They do have those other little dots.
B
Yeah, yeah, just like that.
A
They've done that before. It just dries out.
B
Even in a jar, it just dries.
A
Out just because it'll dry out. It's like cutting pre. Cutting a bunch of steaks. It's like, oh, if it's together, it'll kind of keep all the moisture. But once you cut them, like, it will dry out more because it's in separate spots, if that makes sense. I've seen somebody do that before. I have seen that. The dots, like the dot candies.
B
Yeah, exactly. Just like a little. Yeah, well, like, almost like, you know, a little. The little. The what? The. Is it the pearl picker upper thing? Yeah, almost like if you were to put that in a little thing of jar.
A
Like a little holy. Get it. People have done this before. I just haven't seen it around in years. That just means nobody liked it. But I have tried it before.
B
So now that I'm used to it, it's so much less harsh than the bong rips. It's like. Like, what the am I doing?
A
I told you that, man. Your lungs are going to save your. You're going to save yourself. And you just hit straight lighter.
B
No, not. I'm. No, I'm. I'm a hemp assassin.
A
There we go. I'm high. This video comes out tomorrow. Thank you guys for being here. We appreciate you. I think that's it.
B
Appreciate you guys. Got some super big things in the works I'm really excited about. We're going to close off this. You're super strong. Relaunch in a lot of ways. Come back even stronger for 2026. That's the plan.
A
Liar. We'll be that up right now. We're actually stopping the show right now.
B
It was actually. No, we stopped the show like 10 minutes ago. This has all been AI filler. I said finish this episode off.
A
AI with that. I do not like these videos. I don't like any of that. Shit's too realistic. Out of here with your Olympic. Don't like it.
B
Watch last. Watch the Fridays on Saturdays. Unrestricted if you want some funny AI though.
A
Nah, I like it. Dude. That's just too close to looking real. I'm out. All right, let's get the out of here. Thank you guys for being here. This has been dope as usual. Unrestricted. Talked about a bunch of random today. I don't even remember what we talked about. I need to go to sleep. For sure. I need to sleep for like a full 12 hours or something. And I keep forgetting your brain's a computer. And I haven't shut my computer off in like 22 years, you know? And I keep unplugging and plugging it back in every time the power goes out. And that's where my brain's just. Over your window.
B
Does not eject properly. Did not.
A
Over. Over and over. Over. Fat. You're getting fatter. This computer's getting fatter. Yeah.
B
Storage.
A
Storage. I don't know. More computer terms. Or else I would have threw some more. I don't know. I was thinking, like, what other things? I don't know. Any more stuff. All right, guys. Loves cookies. Too much cookies.
B
Except all.
A
Except. Except all cookies. Oh, I love it. I love it. Okay. It's good idea, Marty drinking the remnants of foam. Ice. It was just ice and foam.
B
He drank that right now was delicious. And I'm getting jacked off this.
A
Why is protein.
B
Oh, yeah, Protein in it just means.
A
Yeah, there's pro. Yeah, there's protein. I did say that that's how you were made. You were just a protein powder. Let's get out of here, guys. Thank you so much. Appreciate you being here. This has been dope as usual from Marty and I. Have a dope ass day. Perfect, perfect.
Hosts: Thomas Araujo (Dope as Yola) & Marty O’Neill
Date: October 14, 2025
This episode is a freewheeling, highly personal conversation between Thomas and Marty, blending behind-the-scenes updates on their booming podcast, entrepreneurial moves, event recaps, stand-up horror stories, and wild, unfiltered takes on everything from Disney adults to the comedic minefield of performing for "racist old white people." Through banter and storytelling, the duo reveals both the highs and frustrations of being creators deeply connected with their audience, the surreal realities of viral success, and the bizarre world around them.
“Highly Disrespectful” offers an unvarnished, hilarious look at what goes on behind the scenes in comedy, cannabis, and influencer culture—with no topic off-limits. If you’re a fan of authentic storytelling, wild crowdwork anecdotes, and hearing how viral success warps even the most ordinary days, this is a must-listen episode.
Full episode available on all platforms — Unrestricted Fridays on Spotify for unfiltered cuts.