Locked & Loaded w/ OGEE!

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Locked & Loaded w/ OGEE!" | DOPE AS USUAL Podcast

Episode Information:

• Title: Locked & Loaded w/ OGEE!
• Release Date: June 3, 2025
• Hosts: Marty O'Neill & Thomas Araujo
• Guest: OGEE (OG)

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Introduction and Lighthearted Banter [00:18 - 04:17]

The episode kicks off with Thomas and Marty welcoming listeners back to the "DOPE AS USUAL" Podcast. The hosts engage in playful teasing about everyday frustrations, such as the rising cost of services:

• Thomas: "I used to be like, damn, you paid 16 to mow your lawn. Now it's like, I can't get somebody to mow my lawn for 16. Inflation is real." ([00:40])

Marty chimes in with witty remarks, setting a humorous tone for the episode.

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OGEE's Acting Ventures and Commercials [01:05 - 05:46]

Thomas introduces OGEE, highlighting his recent foray into acting and commercials. The conversation delves into OGEE's portrayal of a character reminiscent of Matt Foley from "Saturday Night Live":

• Thomas: "Matt Foley for those. It's the guy. It's the motivational Chris Farley character in Snow. That was you today. Good job." ([02:07])

They discuss the physical comedy involved in OGEE's roles, with Marty humorously questioning his wardrobe choices:

• Marty: "What clothes? [...] I have no idea." ([02:43])

OGEE shares his experience of balancing sobriety with acting commitments, revealing his recent decision to drink for a friend's birthday despite a long streak of sobriety.

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Personal Stories and Birthday Revelations [07:13 - 08:35]

The hosts introduce a personal segment where they discuss a photograph taken by Thomas's friend, Rocco, during OGEE's birthday celebration. The image becomes a focal point for jokes about OGEE "coming out of the closet":

• Thomas: "Our friend came out of the closet last night. It was great. [...]" ([07:14])

Marty humorously critiques the photograph, emphasizing the lighthearted nature of the episode.

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Paranormal Experiences and Childhood Memories [10:11 - 14:10]

A significant portion of the episode explores OGEE's experiences with unexplained noises and apparitions on his property's property in Mexico:

• OGEE: "People still see them till even till now. People still say, oh, yeah, with a man smoking a cigarette with the hat right there." ([11:12])

The conversation shifts to childhood fears of moving dolls and haunted toys, with both hosts reminiscing about their own spooky experiences:

• Thomas: "I was scared. [...] If I slept, if I was taking precautions every night securing these animals." ([15:07])

These anecdotes add a nostalgic and slightly eerie element to the discussion.

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Deep Fakes and the Future of Media [26:04 - 32:20]

Thomas brings up the topic of Deep Fake technology, discussing its implications on media and celebrity likenesses:

• Thomas: "They take a face and put it on. Like for music videos [...] It's so on point. It's scary." ([26:09])

They debate the ethical considerations and potential future scenarios where faces of celebrities like Bruce Willis could be used digitally, raising questions about authenticity and consent.

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Tattoos, Team Loyalty, and Humorous Challenges [50:00 - 89:58]

A recurring theme involves the hosts and OGEE discussing tattoos related to their favorite football teams (Raiders vs. Niners). They humorously negotiate hypothetical sums for OGEE to get team tattoos, complete with playful banter:

• Thomas: "$5 million, you would do it." ([10:18])
• Marty: "I would get an SF, but not the way they have it." ([102:09])

The segment includes creative ideas for tattoo placements and designs, highlighting the hosts' deep loyalty to their teams while maintaining a light-hearted approach.

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Cultural Linguistic Segments [20:00 - 28:50]

Thomas and Marty explore linguistic quirks, particularly focusing on words that Mexicans might find challenging to pronounce correctly. They playfully dissect common mispronunciations:

• Thomas: "Mexicans say sandwich instead of sandwich." ([21:22])
• Marty: "My mom would always be up saying some upwards." ([21:56])

This segment provides cultural insights wrapped in humor, celebrating linguistic diversity and shared experiences.

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Social Media Nostalgia and Reflections [23:08 - 27:40]

Reflecting on their past interactions with social media, the hosts discuss reopening old Facebook accounts after years of inactivity. They reminisce about the changes in their friend circles and the whimsical nature of old online content:

• Marty: "I didn't even look at my messages or nothing, bro." ([23:53])

The conversation touches on the evolution of social media platforms and their impact on personal connections.

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Sobriety and Personal Struggles [05:25 - 07:04]

OGEE shares his challenges with maintaining sobriety, particularly highlighting the recent relapse triggered by his daughter's birthday celebration:

• OGEE: "I haven't drank in how long did I tell you? That was yesterday. I drank." ([05:28])

The hosts offer support and empathy, acknowledging the difficulties of personal growth and addiction.

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Upcoming Projects and Merchandise Announcements [98:00 - 113:59]

As the episode progresses towards its conclusion, the hosts discuss future plans, including merchandise launches and upcoming acting projects. They tease potential collaborations and product lines, infusing their trademark humor:

• Marty: "We're gonna do ninja stars." ([99:56])
• Thomas: "Oh, yeah, we have something coming up, right? What do we just do today?" ([98:12])

The episode wraps up with playful sign-offs, emphasizing the camaraderie between the hosts and their guest.

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Notable Quotes

• Thomas on Inflation: "I used to be like, damn, you paid 16 to mow your lawn. Now it's like, I can't get somebody to mow my lawn for 16. Inflation is real." ([00:40])

• OGEE on Commercials: "I thought you would just put a shirt on. I have to have it for life." ([10:07])

• Marty commenting on Clothing Choices: "Why? Because. Why? Why?" ([02:15])

• Thomas on Deep Fakes: "They take a face and put it on. Like for music videos [...] It's so on point. It's scary." ([26:09])

• Discussion on Tattoos: "What would it take you to rock a Niners jersey for the day? Just for the day." ([02:34])

• Cultural Linguistic Fun: "Mexicans say sandwich instead of sandwich." ([21:22])

• OGEE on Sobriety: "I haven't drank in how long did I tell you? That was yesterday. I drank." ([05:28])

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Conclusion

"Locked & Loaded w/ OGEE!" offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and cultural insights, showcasing the dynamic chemistry between hosts Marty O'Neill, Thomas Araujo, and guest OGEE. Through their engaging conversations, they tackle topics ranging from acting and sobriety to cultural linguistics and technological advancements, all while maintaining an entertaining and relatable atmosphere. This episode highlights the podcast's commitment to delivering fun, authentic, and engaging content to its global audience.

Transcript

[Thomas]

Perfect. Perfect. What's up guys? Welcome back to the dope shoot. Believe that. What's up guys? Welcome back to the dope as usual podcast. Today I'm with some illegal immigrant and Marty.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, buddy.

[Thomas]

This will mowed my entire lawn.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas]

For 16. I used to be like, damn, you paid 16 to mow your lawn. Now it's like, I can't get somebody to mow my lawn for 16. Inflation is real.

[Marty O'Neill]

Did my tax return.

[Thomas]

Did he.

[OG]

Wrong guy.

[Thomas]

He should help us. Welcome back to dope user podcast. My name is Thomas. This is my co host, Marty o' Neill.

[OG]

What's cracking, folks?

[Thomas]

What's up guys? We're back. We're here with I don't know what edition, but this is a different kind of edition. It's a new edition. Not like the group. This is a new edition, right?

[OG]

You asked, we listened.

[Thomas]

You guys asked for segments. You guys asked to do some segments with OG and that's what we're doing today. So today this is. I don't know what number episode, but welcome back. OG Right before we started, he went, oh, get this ugly feeling before I do talk shows.

[Marty O'Neill]

He's a legit guy.

[OG]

You're a legit actor.

[Thomas]

Yeah. You're an actor now. You just. We just did a commercial in the.

[OG]

Oh, gee. Just started in a second commercial. First of all.

[Thomas]

Yeah, second. But this one physical comedy.

[OG]

He. Matt fully the table.

[Thomas]

First touch broke the table. Matt Foley for those. It's the guy. It's the motivational Chris Farley character in Snow. That was you today. Good job. Oh, amazing pinky ring. You change your clothes to get into that?

[Marty O'Neill]

What? What clothes?

[Thomas]

You put. You put that on.

[Marty O'Neill]

What? Well, you want me to down wear a Raider jersey again like a fool? Why?

[Thomas]

Why? Because. Why? Why?

[Marty O'Neill]

No, because I already. What, like two podcasts I'm wearing Raider jersey.

[Thomas]

I have no idea.

[Marty O'Neill]

So yeah, it would be the third one, you know, just it off.

[Thomas]

Should have wore a Niners hat. Raiders jersey.

[Marty O'Neill]

Never that, my boy.

[Thomas]

What would it take you to rock a Niners jersey for the day? Just for the day.

[Marty O'Neill]

What? I'll do it for a good meal.

[Thomas]

A meal? This fool. If someone gave you 50k, you would do it. What are you talking about? Anybody would you just put a shirt on.

[OG]

10 mil back tat call back to last episode.

[Thomas]

Oh, full back tat number one Niners fan. $5 million in the bank right now, though. Yeah, I know. The thing is, he wears no shirt all the time. He's always going to have to talk about removed quick. No, that's the thing. You can't. That's the stipulations. You have to have it for life. 5 mil. You wouldn't do that.

[Marty O'Neill]

I think I can make 5 mil.

[Thomas]

It's just a back T. You'll never see it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, no, only the.

[Thomas]

Only your husband will see.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

I'm wearing Hulk shoes.

[Marty O'Neill]

Big fool.

[Thomas]

As an adult. You're sick, man. You're sick. You're sick.

[OG]

Hopping out the Maybach with the Hulks.

[Thomas]

Hulks. It makes me laugh, dude. I feel like Willy Wonka. But damn you. You do all this stuff and you're just eating candy and pulling pranks, pretending to be handicapped and then not. That's me. That's me. Every other week I'm handicapped. My back hurts. No 5 mil back tat. No. Really? No.

[OG]

5 mil.

[Thomas]

$5 million.

[Marty O'Neill]

And. And put a tad on me and leave it there.

[Thomas]

The whole back team that. I don't like the whole back. At least you can say California dog out of here. What do you mean you can't support California?

[Marty O'Neill]

No. Not with the damn 49ers. No.

[Thomas]

Why not?

[Marty O'Neill]

Nah, I just don't with my team, bro.

[Thomas]

Just because they're better than the Raiders all the time.

[Marty O'Neill]

It won't be for long.

[Thomas]

They won't be when I'm an old man. We're gonna get through it.

[OG]

Raiders got a better stadium.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Wait, wait. You should go one day. I know you don't know what it looks like, so you should go to the Raider stadium one day.

[Marty O'Neill]

I do know what it looks like. You cherish.

[Thomas]

What's it look like?

[Marty O'Neill]

Looks pretty nice.

[OG]

So how close was he channeling his inner self for this commercial?

[Thomas]

Nothing. Not even close. We need to get you Raider game drunk, and then you should have did this commercial.

[Marty O'Neill]

Think so? Yeah. No, bro.

[OG]

Pretty sure we'd still be filming right now.

[Thomas]

For sure. Anyway, OG Was supposed to be a drunk Raider fan in this episode, and he played moderately sober. Raider Enthusiastic.

[Marty O'Neill]

Really? You didn't say that.

[Thomas]

No, no. It's usually. It's usually you're so drunk that we have to do that in real life.

[OG]

It's the first time it's been reversed.

[Thomas]

Yeah, it's the first time we're like, yo, crazy.

[Marty O'Neill]

I know. I haven't been drinking as much. It's been a minute, actually. You know, same. When we went to the game, that was a minute, too, and got all up. And then I've been.

[OG]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Marty O'Neill]

I've been cutting down.

[Thomas]

We were drinking last night.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, but that was. I haven't drank in how long did I tell you?

[Thomas]

I don't know.

[Marty O'Neill]

That was like. I mean, since February, Valentine's Day.

[OG]

Months at a time.

[Thomas]

You haven't drank since Valentine's Day?

[Marty O'Neill]

That was yesterday. I drank.

[Thomas]

It's a lot.

[OG]

No, I'm bleeding.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's true. But yeah.

[OG]

You break him out of his like.

[Marty O'Neill]

Like.

[Thomas]

I showed up to a house and he was.

[OG]

First it was your wedding that broke the streak. Then it was the Raiders game.

[Thomas]

Yeah. Excuses. He uses excuses, bro.

[Marty O'Neill]

What happened at the Raider game, bro, is that I started off drinking one tequila, and then when I went in there, they gave me that.

[Thomas]

They gave me. You bought it. You went to the.

[Marty O'Neill]

I know, but I thought they would have some good. You know what I mean? They brought out some, you know. What's that crap everyone has now? That. Anyways, Tequila. What was that?

[Thomas]

Joint just went over the edge.

[Marty O'Neill]

Really? My joint?

[Thomas]

Perfect. Let's go.

[OG]

Thank you, sir.

[Marty O'Neill]

You're welcome. Yeah, bro, just to get. Just. I got all up and then I. Not to lie, but I was on medication the day before because, you know, I was up from my arm and. Dude, I. I cross quick.

[Thomas]

Isn't it that arm?

[Marty O'Neill]

What?

[Thomas]

Isn't that arm that hurt?

[Marty O'Neill]

Both.

[Thomas]

Okay, cuz you just touched the wrong one.

[Marty O'Neill]

That was messed up by both times, bro.

[Thomas]

Do it again. Show me how your shoulders hurt. Do it again. Yeah, and then show me how your head hurts. And then show me how your elbows hurt.

[Marty O'Neill]

Let's go, you little freaking jerk off. Oh, there you go.

[Thomas]

What are you reaching for? There's no lighter.

[Marty O'Neill]

I thought I. Later. Right there.

[Thomas]

It's a bomb, dude. There's no lighter. I thought there was a lighter.

[Marty O'Neill]

You looked. There was a lighter because I had my. Right here for rolling.

[Thomas]

All right, all right. Ready?

[Marty O'Neill]

All right, let's.

[Thomas]

You drank last night? Our friend came out of the closet last night. It was great. Let's just leave it at that. It was kind of crazy. Our friend came out of the closet last night in front of all of us. We did not. We suspected.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

It's final.

[Marty O'Neill]

I didn't expect.

[Thomas]

It's final. That was pretty abrupt.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas]

That was out of left field.

[OG]

Og See the photo.

[Thomas]

Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Ready? Let me bring up our first segment picture. Can you look at this picture real quick? Just look. I want you to look. Just. I want to see your face when you see this picture. Rocco took this from last night. Ready?

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, hell no. Oh. What? Oh, damn, bro. It looks like his boy just text him some. Something dirty. Something. Really?

[Thomas]

Nobody asked him. Sorry, guys. It's just an ongoing joke. My friend was here 40 seconds ago, just walked out. Now he's part of the show.

[OG]

Happy birthday.

[Thomas]

We outed him on his birthday. Can I get that lighter?

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh.

[OG]

Great job on the commercial, though.

[Thomas]

Yeah, he did. He held you from the back perfectly.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas]

And shook you real hard. Okay, that was great. Incredible picture. We can move on. We really actually had that for you because Rocco took so many pictures last night. I went, no, we're showing this. It's too good. He's gonna be so upset. All right, ready? Go. You haven't drank since February, and then you drank last night for Aaron's birthday. That's what you broke it for, to eat Fruit Roll ups and eat pizza with us?

[Marty O'Neill]

Nah, just I. You know, don't get me wrong, I feel like drinking, but, you know, with. With my shoulders are up sometimes.

[OG]

What's wrong with your shoulders?

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, I had this, like, a pinch nerve. So that was, you know. What?

[Thomas]

Jerk off so much, it's kind of crazy shitty, you know?

[Marty O'Neill]

Pitch nerd.

[Thomas]

She. Her. You. Jesus Christ. Marty's gonna be doing this, just editing and bleeping. Remember, you're gonna go full keyboard cat again and just gonna be thinking. Are you ready?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Let me see the time. See time this time.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, bro.

[Thomas]

You wait six seconds.

[Marty O'Neill]

Hey, we didn't even start it yet, man. That fresh.

[Thomas]

Ready, go. All right, exactly at 14 minutes.

[Marty O'Neill]

All right, we're good.

[OG]

All right, all right, all right.

[Thomas]

So no back tattoo. The NER's tattoo?

[Marty O'Neill]

Heck, no.

[Thomas]

10. 5 mil.

[OG]

5 mil in the bank.

[Thomas]

How about. How about 10 mil right now, tax free, after taxes, 10 in. Damn. You went 13 seconds to cuss again. That's crazy. You didn't even. You didn't even last the question.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, I didn't finish it. I just said.

[Thomas]

You just said. All right, everybody. All right. Ten seconds. Let's go. All of it. Ten seconds. Come on. That's what he's doing. The snow.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah, I remember.

[Thomas]

I remember the tricks.

[Marty O'Neill]

Huh?

[Thomas]

They're illusions, not tricks. Oh, actually, let's talk about this. We've never talked about this. I don't think. Unless we have. You go to Mexico often because you have family down there, big property, whatever, right? Can you tell everybody who walks around your guys's property at night? Your memory sucks.

[Marty O'Neill]

Could I tell. What do you mean?

[Thomas]

Can you tell into the microphone who walks around your guys's property at night?

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, I mean, yeah. That was before I Don't know. I haven't. Lately. I haven't heard anything. But, yeah, my grandfather and he did. Yeah. People still see them till. Even till now. People still say, oh, yeah, with a man smoking a cigarette with the hat right there.

[OG]

Oh, yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

And we're just.

[Thomas]

Oh, we did talk about that.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we did.

[Thomas]

Okay. We did talk about it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Because you.

[OG]

Recent trick trip still going. You're still out there.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, you're still. No, I'm not gonna lie, bro. You. You. Even this last time we were there. Yeah, we hear. We always hear, like, if you're in the room sleeping or just chilling in the room, and it's like maybe 2 o' clock in the morning, 1 o' clock, it sounds like there's literally people out there talking in the kitchen. Literally. You could hear.

[OG]

You've heard with your own ears.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, you hear, like, it sounds like if they're literally having conversations, laughing, and.

[Thomas]

You open the door, no one's there.

[Marty O'Neill]

And then, you know, you come on, like, what the.

[Thomas]

No one's there.

[Marty O'Neill]

No one's there. Yeah.

[Thomas]

Is it welcoming or is it scary?

[Marty O'Neill]

You know what I want to say?

[Thomas]

You know what I mean?

[Marty O'Neill]

It's not. It's not. No, it's not scary like that. It's not like we're not getting, like, falling and crazy, like, crazy like that. No, it's more like we just hear, like. And we're like, oh, what the. Did you hear that? Oh, yeah. Something like that. We don't. Well, I mean, it's not like. It's something.

[Thomas]

No, you just described. What the. You cuss so much. It's so tight. Oh, my God. How your kids don't just cuss. Constant one word to the other is. You know how monkeys swing from vine to vine?

[OG]

Put the bread on the soundboard.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's him.

[Thomas]

Yeah, yeah, that's him. With cussing. It's just breath. Cuss breath. And this was crazy, dude. Keep going.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, but, yeah, that. That's basically it. Nothing scary? No, like. Like, I'll say. It's not like no enemy, bro.

[OG]

You know, you're not like hair standing up on your neck. Like.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know, just comes. Because sometimes you're like. You trip out. Like, what the. Yeah, you could feel it. Sometimes you get the, like. Oh, you know, little hair stand up and you get the little chills.

[Thomas]

Get that Uncle Afterlife touch.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. You know, I'm not gonna say there's times where I, like, you know, like. You know what the trippy part is? Like, when you have to. When you Know when you go to restroom at night, like, it's like, it's pretty. Like, you know, it's pretty. Like there's a little distance and I don't know. For some reason, you know, I don't feel like I'm scared and like, I feel more like it. I could go. There's nothing, you know, I mean, because sometimes you hear. You're like, what the was that? But, you know, I don't know. It just doesn't scare me like that. So I know who it is, you know, I mean, I believe I know who it is, you know? Cool.

[Thomas]

Mexico's different. You know, there's. It's where it's like the. The spirit world's open down there for some reason. Do they have, like, toys and scary that moves out there? Do you guys have those tails?

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah. All that little. The little doors.

[Thomas]

No, no, those are the wendes or whatever. I'm talking about, like, toys and movements and like old toys and like dolls and. Do you have any of that? Have you ever heard stories of that?

[Marty O'Neill]

No. No. I mean, because we don't have nothing like that. Like in a pad like that, like, to see, say. Oh, it should move like that.

[Thomas]

The guy that plays Chucky just died.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah, I heard.

[Thomas]

And my sister just texted me the second she saw it. And I finally saw and I went down. I'm like, what are you talking about? She says, you're free. What? And then she text me that thing. Everyone knows I'm afraid.

[OG]

My kids even know you're afraid.

[Thomas]

Yeah, you're free. What are you talking about? And I check my dm, go, you. It just had the death thing of Chuck. Yeah, but you ever seen a Natural Born Killers? Remember when she. She kills the moms, you light her on fire. She's a little brother. You're free. That's how I felt when she texted me, like, oh, yeah, I am a little fire burning. Yeah, exactly. When he's got the kiss makeup on his eyes. Dude, Roger Dangerfield in that movie was disgusting. Great movie, though.

[Marty O'Neill]

Dope ass.

[Thomas]

Good movie. All right, hold on. The re. Another reason I brought it up is because I. My sister. For some reason, Shereen, my sister does not like dolls. Porcelain dolls. But everyone.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah.

[Thomas]

Just said she does as a kid. Every Christmas she's getting new porcelain doll.

[Marty O'Neill]

She gets.

[Thomas]

She. When she was a kid, she'd get poison dolls for Christmas and her birthday. And she's like, I don't even like dolls. Who told everybody I like dolls. Me and my sister share a room and there'd be 15 porcelain dolls in the room at night. And I had to share a room. And I would just put stuff like pillows on front of their legs. So when I slept, if it moved, I knew what was going on. You know what I'm saying? I would turn them upside down, put stuff on them just in case, you know, I was taking precautions every night securing these animals.

[Marty O'Neill]

Hey, check this one out.

[Thomas]

I was scared.

[Marty O'Neill]

My sister used to. In her room, you know, because we used to stay. When we were kids. We still stay in the room, right? So they. She literally. They would have. We had a rocking chair with a doll. A sick ass, like, doll, bro. Every night, no matter what, I'd get up, get that doll, put in the closet, close it.

[Thomas]

Same.

[Marty O'Neill]

I give a same. That doll's going in the closet every time, right? Every time, bro.

[Thomas]

Thank you.

[Marty O'Neill]

If that door for that closet open.

[Thomas]

I'm gonna start shooting. I don't even have a gun, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna do something.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know, I was a kid, but.

[Thomas]

I was like, oh, pillowcases, pillows, blankets. Over the. A lot of them. I put a blanket so I wouldn't have to get so many little things to put them on it.

[Marty O'Neill]

I could have. I could have sworn I seen that. I seen that move, bro.

[Thomas]

I've seen it. Do I come back in the room, go, yeah, bro. Is your head changed?

[Marty O'Neill]

The reason I bring it up, this.

[Thomas]

Little piece of the other day scared the hell out of me. From Friday night to Sunday night, I had my gun in my hand. I had it near me. I think I showed you. I'm like, I have my gun by me now. Rosie was gone all weekend. I walk in to my kitchen. It's two. Am I all right, cool. I look in my corner, am I like four and a half foot? Ninja Turtle? Stand up toy. His knife's out, and he's looking straight over at me. I didn't touch that. Rocco's out of town. First thing, I thought somebody was in my house. Yeah, who's in my house? That's how I felt. Like, I can smell it. The toy was literally turned looking straight at the kitchen. I'm like. And I went up. I went, I really don't want to get rid of you. Don't. Don't move. And I walked up the stairs. I'm by myself. Rosie and Rock are out of town by myself. My back. My back was thrown out. I'm just hurt. I went and got my pistol out, had put it right by me. I was dabbing till like five in the morning. I told this while stretching my back in the living room upstairs for three hours. I'm stretching, stabbing, chilling, staring at the top step, expecting to see this full come up the stage. I don't know why. I'm like, am I gonna get attacked by a toy? Legitimately thought this. Guys, I'm in my 30s. You guys know this. This is last weekend. My high as. I'm like, dude, I really hope I don't see this thing come my stairs. I didn't touch it. I know I didn't touch it. I'm very meticulous in how I put my.

[OG]

You got a.

[Marty O'Neill]

You expect something.

[Thomas]

There's ring cameras everywhere. And that's why I went. I didn't turn. The thing is, I forgot to turn my alarm on when I got home. It didn't go off.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh.

[Thomas]

Now I search the house. Okay, someone's in here. And I didn't. I was like, I'll be all right. So I was like, Dan did my. I got it from an old. That the toy store. I'm like, did I get some gremlin scary voodoo on my toys? Dude, I've thrown away a lot of old.

[Marty O'Neill]

Walk around like the freak show. Yes, it's a freak show.

[Thomas]

Freak show.

[Marty O'Neill]

Creep show, creep show.

[Thomas]

And you know, I have that big army man in the front that looks like creep.

[Marty O'Neill]

Dude, I thought about that. When I see those videos, I was all like, okay, all. You need these to come alive.

[Thomas]

If all my toys came alive, I would. I would not be able to get them all off. There's too many big toys anyway. They. Would you have a text message in case you didn't know? Just in case you didn't know. And you're gonna read it.

[Marty O'Neill]

I'll just make sure that.

[Thomas]

Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah, you're gonna read it. Somebody zoom in on his glasses and get it off his glasses. I hope it's. I hope it's Aaron. Hey, guys. No, no worries. Just taking, you know, full text messages in the middle of the show.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's okay.

[Thomas]

What do you mean? Don't trip.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, it was nothing else.

[Thomas]

But you read it all. Okay, got you. Anyway, that was my weekend. I had my gun by me the whole night just being weirdo. Just. No, no. Just in case. I couldn't. My back was hurting so bad. This. Did you just put that down?

[Marty O'Neill]

No. Just put it. It's going to lay back for a minute. It's a layback joint right now. It's a layback joint.

[OG]

It's Understandable.

[Thomas]

I don't like that.

[OG]

I think he wants a Cross Jordan as well.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, actually, I'm. I got some OG with. I'm og. I think that was with like, some gelato or something kind of. What is that?

[Thomas]

Jelly gelato, cross with lemon tree.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay, that's good, but come on, man.

[Thomas]

Don't lay back, Joy. You're getting old, fool. What's wrong with you?

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, I think I smoked the joint right before this, too.

[Thomas]

You know when you see your dog, when you first get your dog. I'm about to compare you to a dog. You know, you first get your dog. It's like, dad, Apple's running everywhere. He keeps messing up the house. He's trying to hump everything. And like, damn, this fool doesn't even jump now. He doesn't want to come outside. He can't even finish a joint. I think it's time to put him down, dude. I think it's time to put it down. I think it's over, dude.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Are you ready? Marty and I thought about this earlier. Marty first said, it's like words that Mexicans can't say. And I went like, oh, she's just gonna say the N word. I don't say the N word. No Mexican should say. His feathers would come out.

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't feel that no one should say it.

[Thomas]

No Mexican is saying, no.

[Marty O'Neill]

I mean, it just. I think it sounds disrespectful.

[Thomas]

Okay, ready? Stop. That's not what we're talking about. I went, damn, Marty. You know he's just gonna say that. Say N word. No, he meant things Mexicans can't pronounce. And, you know, you know, black people. An ambulance. And I went, oh, like black people and strength and heroin and X. Hey, name me one black guy over 50 that says heroin and I'll give you fucking $5,000. They all say heroin and strength.

[Marty O'Neill]

Strength. All right.

[Thomas]

And Mexicans say sandwich. What's it again? Sandwich. Instead of sandwich.

[Marty O'Neill]

Sandwich.

[Thomas]

Sandwich.

[Marty O'Neill]

All right.

[Thomas]

Pizza.

[Marty O'Neill]

Pizza.

[Thomas]

It's not pizza, it's pizza. And Rocco brought this up. No Mexican has ever said, I saw that. I seen that. I seen it. I seen it. I already seen that. It's never. I saw that. It's never right. It's always, I see that.

[Marty O'Neill]

I seen that.

[Thomas]

All right.

[Marty O'Neill]

I saw that.

[Thomas]

So what are some other words off the top of your head that you find funny? Hearing Mexicans say that. They don't say. Right. It's hard, huh?

[Marty O'Neill]

I say a lot about my. Well, cuz, you know, my mom used.

[Thomas]

To Putting it out again?

[Marty O'Neill]

No, it just. It just had to. My mom was. You know, we go through the drive thrus. My mom would always be, you know, she did not speak English, so she would always be up saying some upwards.

[Thomas]

So, like what? I know what my grandma says. My grandma says something. Oh.

[Marty O'Neill]

Just.

[Thomas]

It's hard off the top of your head, huh? It took me a minute to come up with those, like, pizza sandwich.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. I say just basically, anyway, all works well if they're right. Yeah, bro.

[Thomas]

There's a little tweak. My brother Martin was born and raised in this country. And that fool speaks like. Like those girls. Give me your balloon. He talks some of the words. He says, bro. Sometimes it's like when he was younger, I'm like, bro, stop. Just stop. Say it right. You live in the same house as me. There's no way you're catching an accent. I just think it's funny that Marty had that segment. Even if we can't think of more.

[OG]

It's goddamn hilarious.

[Thomas]

It's really. It is really funny, actually.

[OG]

Drop it in the comments.

[Marty O'Neill]

It is.

[Thomas]

You know what else is funny? Do you have Facebook?

[Marty O'Neill]

You know what? It's funny you say that. I just. Just made my Facebook from. I think hadn't opened his Facebook in about eight years. Nine years. No, no, no. It was 2014.

[Thomas]

11.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's time I opened it.

[Thomas]

Okay.

[Marty O'Neill]

And I opened it just like just now. So. Yeah, it's about maybe 11 years, bro. Yeah.

[Thomas]

So what's fun?

[Marty O'Neill]

It was just a trip because, you know, like, who are these people? You know, I'm like, who is this? And then I say, oh, okay. But a lot of people I didn't recognize, I was like, damn. Back then, I guess 11 years worth.

[OG]

Of messages and notifications and like, what's that even look like?

[Marty O'Neill]

Do you know what? I didn't even look at my messages or nothing, bro.

[Thomas]

Just like, it's like a separate app.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

In case you. I'm good.

[Marty O'Neill]

I didn't have time for all that. I just wanted to see, like, you know what I could see how you know it's gonna be again? Same.

[Thomas]

I was like, oh, I suppose I was gonna be again.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, you know, not only that, but. No, you know what? It was that why I liked it because I got some of my old pictures that I didn't have that I had lost. So I was like, oh.

[Thomas]

Gumness.

[Marty O'Neill]

Gum it. Give me some comment.

[OG]

Facebook's got the goofiest, dumbest clips. It shows you of all the platforms.

[Thomas]

I feel like the reason I brought.

[Marty O'Neill]

And with Facebook.

[Thomas]

Did you know that Facebook for old people is a swindle machine? They're just making old people think things are real left and right. My grandma showed me a video the other day. You know those really, really, really bad Russian skits where a guy will be walking with his girlfriend. A guy would go grab her, grab her shoulder. She turns around, and it goes to the boyfriend. It's like, my grandma thinks that shit's real. So the other day, there's obviously a fake plane set. And the guy goes, I don't want your drink. Actually, give me that. And leave me alone with captions. And she's like, look, he's being so rude to this lady at work. And in my head, like, there's no way you think this is real. And then the lady does this. Don't worry, sir. I'll get your soda. Goes on this side, gets, looks at the camera and shakes the soda up. And she goes, look, shaking it up. And I'm like, oh, wow. She's gonna shake it. Because you know my grandma. I'm not gonna be like, grandma, this is fake.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

And she gives it to him. The guy goes, get out of here. And the lady walks away. And I'm like. In my head, I'm like, grandma, where do you think the camera was? Nobody knew the camera. I was like, grandma, this is the thing.

[OG]

I would love to be able to get lost in reality.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh.

[Thomas]

Oh, it's incredible. And then I went to Trent's house, and his dad was like, yo, check out this video. This lady leaves her baby and a bear's there. I'm like, bear is, like, glitchy and, like, not even fully. And I'm like. I was like, no, it's. Say hi. No, it's not like, no. See right there how the baby's face keeps moving? Like, that's AI. Oh, thank God. I thought this lady just let it buried her kid.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Where's the camera? In my head, like, where's the camera? Everybody ever remembers like, yo, where's the. In these situations, you go help to the guy with the camera. You don't just go and shake the soda. I don't know. I just thought it was.

[Marty O'Neill]

Hey, that AI really scared the. Out of these old folks for sure.

[Thomas]

The Google, whatever the. That is creepy. You tell it's fake, but it's close.

[OG]

Oh, the new videos.

[Marty O'Neill]

Crazy videos now. You're like, it has you. Like, is it real? Is it not?

[Thomas]

Like, our friend works with Deep Fake. You know, Deep Fake that does. Like, they'll take a face and put it on. Like for music videos when they make the co. The. Remember the Kendrick Lamar where he turns into Kobe and he turns to Nipsey Hussle.

[Marty O'Neill]

The face one.

[Thomas]

Now they did that one. Like that is so on point. It's scary. You do anything with a grainy video from a cctv.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[OG]

So do you think it's going to be like all just digital, like people.

[Thomas]

And like Bruce Willis license his face. If you saw that. Because he got Parkinson's. What? He has super bad dementia. Well, and that's. He can't act no more. He can't talk. I think his speech is gone now. Oh, and he licensed his face so his face can be used as voice and likeness on people's.

[OG]

Will that just be Bruce Willis is.

[Thomas]

I think so.

[OG]

Like, if you want me to be there in person, it's going to be a million dollars.

[Thomas]

Oh, my license, my face. Five. Oh my God. That sounds really disgusting.

[OG]

It's probably not that far off.

[Thomas]

You like it? You like it? All right, here we go. Heard you're in a movie.

[OG]

We got a movie star.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, this guy right here.

[Thomas]

No, break it down. No. What do you mean? You have to. You want me to tell everybody? You want to set it up?

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, what do you mean? I thought the one we just did.

[Thomas]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, you mean.

[Thomas]

What, are you scared?

[Marty O'Neill]

That other last, like.

[Thomas]

No, of course the other movie.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's. I believe it's going to. It's like an episode. It's more like a series, I think maybe like a bounty hun.

[OG]

Okay.

[Marty O'Neill]

Some type of series like that. It hasn't came out. I haven't seen it yet. You know what I mean? So that's what I'm saying, you know.

[Thomas]

OG plays a gay process.

[Marty O'Neill]

I haven't really. And you know me, I probably won't even watch it myself, bro. I can't see myself watch it.

[OG]

Well, start from the top.

[Thomas]

Yeah, he didn't explain a damn thing.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, I don't know.

[Thomas]

Just like tell everybody ready? The audience.

[OG]

You're walking in a 711 or some. Right?

[Thomas]

You are at a store. You see a guy you haven't seen a long time. Take us away. The guy, the director. Wait a minute.

[Marty O'Neill]

He said 11. That's all I'm like.

[Thomas]

He said 11.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, okay.

[Thomas]

I told him.

[Marty O'Neill]

I go. When did I go? I'm just trying to think.

[Thomas]

Okay.

[Marty O'Neill]

I walked in the center.

[Thomas]

Yeah, you smoke it out all the time.

[Marty O'Neill]

I see an old friend from back in the days. You Know, went into some, some clothing store.

[Thomas]

He was break, dad's battling, you know.

[OG]

Nice.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay. Went in there, looked around. All of a sudden I see this dude, he's like, oh, what's up? Oh, what's up? Haven't seen him in a minute. And we used to work back in the days, you know, the freight lane and you know, truck companies and. Yeah. And he just, just started timing like, oh, what you been doing? I was like, I'm still, you know, I'm over here working, you know, doing this, working at the shop. What you doing, man? He's. Oh, he's filming. And I already, I know he already had filmed some other movie. Some other movie, I think mundo or something on YouTube. So, you know, so, you know, oh, hey, you know, I could use you for some skit. And you know, you look like. I was like, oh, really? I'm down, bro. So went for. What the. You pulled up. Have you ever?

[Thomas]

Have you. You ever. I swear to God, I was. He was like, should be in my movie.

[Marty O'Neill]

Some like that. I don't know. Fucking. You hit me on left field with that one. I was like, oh, I know. I even told everybody about that. I was waiting for it to come out. Then I was like, oh, yeah, check this out, you know.

[OG]

Okay, so then, then what happened?

[Marty O'Neill]

Thank you. He just, I guess, you know, the look, you know, you like, all right, I could use you for this show I'm doing. And I was like, I'm down, bro.

[Thomas]

It's about a social media dude that skates and drinks juices.

[OG]

Okay, you going?

[Marty O'Neill]

So basically that was it, bro. And then we just went on. He came through, he, we're going to do this next week. I'm like, oh, all right. You know, could we use your pad? And I was like, yeah, yeah, let's do it. And we end up using our pad. You know what I mean?

[Thomas]

Pretty good.

[Marty O'Neill]

Not dope. Pretty, pretty dope.

[Thomas]

Can I, Can I. You want me explain it the way you explain it to me in a good way.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, what.

[Thomas]

So you didn't explain what happened, man.

[OG]

Let's just start from the top. So hold on. You wake up the morning of the shoot, now they're just coming, Marty.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, now he just calls me. What's up? Ready? It's. No, I'm going shoot down. All right. Yeah, it come on down. You know what I mean? And you know me, I'm already like, we're. I'm already all tripping, like, damn, bro. What the hell is going on? I still don't even Know how it's going to even be? He's just like, what? Thomas did the same.

[OG]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know, you're gonna do this and then pulls out and then he has a. Oh, this. I'm like, same.

[Thomas]

You know, he had lines and everything.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, but that's all the same thing, you know, he didn't tell me nothing. I didn't know what else. I didn't know my role was gonna. But I did until after he said, well, you know what?

[Thomas]

I take that back.

[Marty O'Neill]

I take that back. You know what? He did tell me one thing. He goes, you know what? He goes. He goes, you're gonna get tased, maybe. So you have to know how to. You know, you're gonna have to drop like, you really got tased, so.

[Thomas]

Not me.

[Marty O'Neill]

I'm thinking about it.

[Thomas]

Talking about the other guy.

[Marty O'Neill]

What?

[Thomas]

You're mixing stories here. You're talking about the other guy getting the director, dude. Not what I. Not what I told you about today, though.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, no, I'm saying he hit me the same thing like Thomas did.

[Thomas]

That's my fault.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, he just tell me, you know what I mean? So, yeah, he did tell me. He goes, you know what? He goes, you know, you. You're gonna get taste. Not right. Real taste, but, you know, he goes, we got that. You know, looks just like it, whatever. So I was like, oh, you know what it. Then I thought. No, I thought about it after. No, you know, just like next, next week, I'm just thinking about, like, wait a minute, I can't get taste and just drop on the floor. I'm gonna my up, you know, I mean, like, that's. I think it's gonna happen, but you.

[Thomas]

Gotta make out to get him on the ground.

[OG]

That's in your writer. Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

So no, after he pulled up, he goes, oh, we're gonna do this. We're gonna pull up, we're gonna be, you know, we're gonna. We have like a, you know, warrant for you and come get your ass, you know, you jump. What your bounty. Whatever. Off. So criminal.

[OG]

Is it a huge crew or is it just the guy?

[Marty O'Neill]

No, bro, it's just him. It was just him. It was my boy, his. His. His assistant, which was another dude. And was that recording? I said four people.

[Thomas]

Julian. Julian, where are you, buddy? That's what he just did to you. If you ever feel scared, put these glasses on, nobody can see you. Well, then what happened? What happened once you got there? He really walked you through that. That was good. I already told Marty everything that happened, so keep going.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay, well, basically, that's it. And then we did it. We did the show.

[Thomas]

Oh, the show.

[Marty O'Neill]

Little. Yeah, we did the scene. Everything cool, everything worked out.

[Thomas]

What happened after? Did anything happen, Any real life things happen when they were filming?

[Marty O'Neill]

What do you mean?

[Thomas]

Did anything happen? Extracurricular. Did, like, anybody see your house get raided and think you were getting raided?

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, the thing that before they started doing all this, they go to all the neighbors and they let everybody know that they're gonna do this. So that way the neighbors don't trip on me.

[OG]

Oh, they did.

[Marty O'Neill]

Or, you know, you know. Yeah, they told everybody. But don't get me wrong, you know, my. My daughter recorded it and. And she was saying it to everybody. Everybody said, oh, he got arrested. What's going on? It looked pretty real. So, like, all right, it.

[OG]

So they had police pull up and boot down the door?

[Marty O'Neill]

No, they had like, they had like a. Like a charger. Like, you know, they cover all the way they look.

[OG]

Oh, gotcha.

[Marty O'Neill]

Or something like that. And they came in like one of those cars because they're not. They're not cops. They're like those bounty hunters, you know.

[OG]

Gotcha, Gotcha.

[Marty O'Neill]

So they have their car to me, white people.

[OG]

So then you just had to wait in there to. For them to come arrest you?

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, basically, yeah. They come with my pad and they're. They're asking for me. And, you know, I mean, and I'm hiding in the house somewhere wearing. They're not trying to let him in, but one of his partner goes around through the back, jumps in through the window. Boom. Opens the door for his partner. They go in, find my ass, and.

[Thomas]

You know, in the washer.

[Marty O'Neill]

They have. Hiding in a washer, you know, a little scuffle and then, boom, pull me out.

[OG]

Was it easy?

[Marty O'Neill]

Like, actually, it was pretty easy. But you know what, what happened was the first. The first. First time we did the first clip, we. They put the handcuffs tight. Well, hey, he didn't. But for me, moving from having a little scuffle, yeah, I tightened them on myself. So then while he's doing that, I'm really like, literally like, oh. Like. And, you know, I mean, I'm really saying it because it's really hurting the out of me. And then I guess they finally caught on. They're like, oh, loosen this. You know what I mean? So with that being said, we had. We had to do it all over again because it's just basically like one hole, you know what I mean? Make it look legit.

[Thomas]

And so it starts off boom. He hides in the shower, right? They're like, mom, put your. Put your dick away, bro. Put your dick. And then they put, boom, towel on him, all right? And he's just screaming Ricky Ricardo style on the way out.

[OG]

He already had the handcuffs on before. They got.

[Thomas]

Yeah, yeah, before. Because he was doing. They're furry hands on my memo. Furry handcuffs.

[Marty O'Neill]

This is what you be watching.

[Thomas]

Furry handcuffs. I only watch the Patriot, like you told me. Yeah, furry handcuffs and a towel. Hulk slippers. So I was just gonna be. Oh, she's gonna be in a movie or a show. Because now he's telling me it's a show. You would know if you had the headphones on. You think you're too cool for headphones, but you would have heard our sound effects. This guy feels way too cool for headphones. I can't do it. It, like, covers my ears.

[Marty O'Neill]

I know. Damn earphones.

[Thomas]

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[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, put it smaller.

[Thomas]

Smoke it. I would have smoked it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, it's all smoking right now. It's a roach, my boy.

[Thomas]

I wrote these things down. And as I wrote these things down, I go, damn it. Both of these things are og so it's not, it's too accurate.

[OG]

Okay.

[Thomas]

These are things. Things that will. Will always be. All right, here's a little segment. Things that will always be Mexican edition. It's just funny because you already did these things. So it's kind of like redundant Mexicans. You will always eventually turn your garage into a spare room. You just did. So it doesn't matter. It doesn't work. My, My grandma, every. Everybody that's ever done anything does that.

[OG]

What is it like a sun room or like a living room or.

[Thomas]

No, it's just a room for an in law of some kind.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. Make a room for you, build one extra office or.

[Thomas]

It always happens. It's just funny because he just like reap the garage. We were always. And he built it like a nice room. Now you haven't been over there on the side. It's his daughter made it look like a different house. It's kind of funny. That whole time it could have looked like that on the side with the lights. Just move the trash cans. That's all it took.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's all it took, though. That was my little. That was my little trap shot.

[Thomas]

I know, but it looks so nice.

[Marty O'Neill]

Make it look too. You know what I mean?

[Thomas]

Make it look too good with me.

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't know, maybe. I know. And you know, at the time it's. I just had too many people. It's just like, bro, it was like.

[Thomas]

No, I just thought it was funny.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know what I mean? But yeah, I converted that into a room and you know, I did it myself quick.

[Thomas]

One part of your lawn will never grow because you're always parking on it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, no, actually we don't park the one.

[Thomas]

I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about Mexicans in general. And I said it's so specifically. Look at him.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's so my grass. Oh, you park on your grass if there's no parking. Because you know, it's everybody's problem. You got people having like 10 cars and for sure, you know, that's one thing you could say makes sense. I had like 10 cars and only one of them works.

[Thomas]

That's true story too.

[Marty O'Neill]

And then, you know, I mean, black guys too though. Yeah.

[Thomas]

And they'll Frankenstein all of it, put in one big ass engine.

[Marty O'Neill]

The craziest old school ever with parking, bro. But yeah, if there's no parking. Like on your lawn about. No, not anymore. You haven't been to my pad no more. You just went like there was a party and there was nobody on my grass.

[Thomas]

I thought because it was a party.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, no, no, no.

[Thomas]

Oh, okay. So four years at a time. You parked in the lawn. I parked on my lawn for seven years straight.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, no, I'm not going to say I would park under, like, more than like, before my grass would really them.

[Thomas]

Now.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's. It's just not.

[Thomas]

I get it now, man.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Why Years straight, it would never in.

[OG]

Life dawn on me to depart. Park on the grass like that.

[Thomas]

Because you're white.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

You guys put sod and seed on your lawns.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. You don't got concrete, man.

[Thomas]

Do you see OG over here trying to lie? And I sometimes park on my lawn. That is your parking space.

[OG]

No, no, no.

[Thomas]

For years.

[Marty O'Neill]

It was for a minute. But I. I put my truck. I put it my. I put my truck away in the storage. So recently. No, it's been already like a years. No, three years, my boy.

[Thomas]

Oh, my. My time has been bad.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yes.

[Thomas]

So. But for five years straight, you parked in the hallway.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, 15 years, maybe 10 years straight.

[Thomas]

Why is he arguing with me? He's like, actually triple. What you think?

[Marty O'Neill]

I thought you meant, like, now, like, my grass looks like. I go, no, it don't.

[Thomas]

I said, Mexican people. And I said, it's too specific because.

[Marty O'Neill]

It'S you also, I guess, you know, I do get you. There we go.

[Thomas]

Drunk Raider fan over here, man. I just saw this guy get thrown out of a casino.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's up. That's up, man.

[Thomas]

I can't wait for the comments. Why are you making fun of. That's the problem. I mean, that's the point. He's not. That's why I think it's funny. If you heard. If you knew what happened last night, you'd be like, your friend's not gay.

[OG]

Making gay decisions.

[Thomas]

Wait, everything you do points to not heterosexual right now. And that picture didn't help, dude.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, that's. I mean, that's the picture of him. You guys still got that picture up there?

[Thomas]

Yeah, right there.

[Marty O'Neill]

I thought you were still looking at. Also the same foot up top. Yeah.

[Thomas]

I almost got you. Look again. I know I did. It'd be okay. Ready? Another thing. Advice or advice? Ready. Hypothetical advice. Well, you already have your kids. Now. Advice to hypothetical future grandkids. Because you can't do the same. Like, I'm your dad. Here's advice. Now, if you were a Grandpa of some kind. It's different advice.

[OG]

Oh, yeah. What kind of grandpa would OG be?

[Thomas]

Because one day you are gonna have grandkids.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

And one day this guy, someone's gonna look at this guy and go, that's my grandpa. One day it's gonna happen. You have four kids. It's gonna happen.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

I just think it's real funny.

[Marty O'Neill]

Not only that, but I mean, that's.

[Thomas]

What going to happen.

[Marty O'Neill]

I've thought about this ring because. Or even. It's like, Thomas, like, we're on the Internet. It's forever, bro. So it's like no matter what generation, they're going to say, this is my great, great, great, great grandfather. Look at his.

[Thomas]

Look at his hat burn from the dad.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's on fire in his. You know what I mean? So, I mean, yeah, it's going to.

[Thomas]

Be carried out of the Raider game right here. Look at. By his elbows, too. Just like the look of video today by himself.

[Marty O'Neill]

We're. We're set in stone, all of us right here, like, set in stone. You know, it's.

[OG]

That's real. No, that's.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know, they'll be watching us from space later on. You know what I mean? Straight up, you know, looking half AI grandkids.

[Thomas]

Oh, what do you mean? Like, half black, half a they. Alan Iverson.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh. Oh, no, no, no. What the.

[Thomas]

I got his ass. You see, it went. What the. It took a second glitch for a second. He glitched AI ass.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, well, you know, we're. We're.

[Thomas]

Marty, do you like bubblies?

[Marty O'Neill]

Holy. All right, that's.

[Thomas]

This foolish keeps moving because he's got a piss.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's why he moves so much. You know, he told me right before it started, he told me that he liked bubbly water. And I was just like, like, all right, bro.

[Thomas]

It's funny because usually that would be a lie, but you guys really did talk about that before we started.

[Marty O'Neill]

We did, but I didn't know there was three empty cats.

[Thomas]

Oh, I told you. I told him this recently at this. At the birthday party.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Watch Andrew Callahan's Channel 5 interview with Lefty Gunplay, and you will see a young OG and his humor and the way this fool's brain goes. I don't want to listen to you right now. I'll come back, shout out to my mom's dog, bro. What the. That's you. You don't listen to 96% of what's going on. And then you just answer and we go, what are you talking about? And you go, what are you talking about, Brody? And we go full.

[Marty O'Neill]

You're.

[Thomas]

You're. What do they call them? Gaslighters?

[OG]

Okay. Yeah, I think so.

[Thomas]

Some torch lighter. Torch lighter will not stop, bro. He won't stop. He'll. He'll tell you you're wrong at the end. But no, that's not what happened. Yes, we actually have it on camera. Why am I explaining this? You guys know this. This is like episode six with this guy. They have watched this full so many.

[OG]

Times at a high level.

[Thomas]

They get it. But what we're saying is. What I'm saying is when I watched it, let's go and play interview, I realized I think this guy might be hilarious. Spooky for sure. But he might be hilarious, too, because he reminds me of this jerk. No, the fool's like, where were you at on 9 11? Before he says, 911 finishes this full at the company's looking left because you know what? Shout out to my mom's dog. Yo, that's you. That's you, dude. I'm telling you. Can we actually. Can we. No, you'll get headphones. It's like, can we play it right now? I'll throw them on, throw them on, throw them on. Can we? It's a clip. Go to Tick Tock Lefty Gunplay, Channel five. It's worth watching, bro. It's you.

[Marty O'Neill]

I think I've seen it, too. You know what?

[Thomas]

Shout out to my mom's dog that made me cackle. Laugh. Ugly laugh. Immortal techniques to. You want to fly to the moon?

[Marty O'Neill]

I'll build a rocket on violent street.

[Thomas]

I got that, Kobe.

[Marty O'Neill]

You got it now. He says, like, one thing and literally something else, and he'll make you laugh. What the. Like, he's so random.

[Thomas]

Were you alive during 9 11? Know what? Shout out to my mom, man. Yeah, that's you. Oh, man. Yeah, it makes me laugh.

[OG]

Did you hear his new album yet? I didn't hear yet, but I heard a lot of good things about it.

[Thomas]

Oh, good. All right. I don't know why we brought that up. I can't remember what else we were talking about.

[OG]

That he's him.

[Thomas]

That he is him. That is true. That is you. That is you. Are you rolling the joint, you said?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I was in a rolling butt.

[OG]

Dude, what you been cheaping on lately?

[Thomas]

Don't be scared. We get like this.

[OG]

What you been cheaping on lately right now?

[Marty O'Neill]

Some. I have some og.

[OG]

Okay. All right. I'm brand.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, I mean, not that I don't like smoking Thomas's but you know, just. Bro, it's too. Too much hybrid for me.

[Thomas]

What's your future advice to your future hypothetical grandkids for.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, oh, well, wait, you. You went on something else, but yeah, we're back. Okay, so. What do you mean? So let's go again. Say it again. What's. What's my what? What's my future?

[Thomas]

What you going Future the rapper.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah.

[Thomas]

What's your advice to future the rapper?

[Marty O'Neill]

Better start doing some real rape. Creature is pretty dope. I fuck with him and.

[Thomas]

No, you have them on your playlist. Yeah, that's gonna be stuck to your bottom of your sleeves. Everywhere. Can't wait.

[Marty O'Neill]

Dude, this grinder, bro. This is like the first grinder you ever made.

[Thomas]

It's the first grinder ever made, actually.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I know.

[Thomas]

60 years.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's what I'm saying. You gotta. You gotta have a little different one. That's it.

[Thomas]

You gotta have a different one.

[Marty O'Neill]

Great, man. Little upgrade. That's.

[Thomas]

It's okay. OG only likes.

[Marty O'Neill]

So anyways, okay, so what we saying about the work? The advice you would want me to.

[OG]

Give to, as a wise grandfather, hypothetically.

[Thomas]

One day, when you eventually have grandkids, when someone calls you grandpa and then you got into the Internet is forever dog. And then here we are. What's your future advice? Because it's not the same. When you gave your kids because you were 20 years old when you.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, well, I mean, just to now stack it up. Stack your money up. Don't waste your money on stupid.

[Thomas]

I mean, that's cool advice to somebody that's never made money yet. Come on to the kids when they're kids.

[Marty O'Neill]

To kids. I don't know children, like say basically I have to tell them, go play outside and you know, no more Internet for you kids. That's what I probably tell them. You know, take them off that. Well, I don't know, bro. Why can I give advice to you know what? And how old are they anyways?

[Thomas]

I already said it. What I said they're like 10 or lower.

[OG]

10.

[Marty O'Neill]

10. All right, I'll give them some. Maybe some good little advice, huh? You know.

[OG]

Like. Like my kid. You got a 10 year old, you got a nice kid. He's dealing with bullies, getting ready to go in the middle.

[Thomas]

But it's different. It's different because it's not his girl.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's different. They're dealing with boys. Yeah. I'm gonna tell him straight up, punch him in the nose. That's it. That's what you gotta do.

[Thomas]

Kiss Them so hard they run away from you.

[Marty O'Neill]

Give them that flashbang. Right when you hit him in the.

[Thomas]

Nose, give them that Flashbang.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Flashbay means something different here. That's.

[Marty O'Neill]

That was weird, you fool. Better stop smoking that.

[Thomas]

What's the advice, man?

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, what I thought I just said. What? What? What you.

[Thomas]

You put across the T. Stop playing on that. That was your advice?

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't know. I mean, I'm just saying, like, you want some ash for some advice? For like what, a 10 year old getting bullied, you're saying? Or just basically for a 10 year or anything. So, you know, get the jerk off.

[Thomas]

He can't do two things at once sometimes. So I could just like shave his mustache off. As long as you keep talking to him. As long as you're engaging conversations like that. No, I really do like the dude. I love the Raiders. I can shave his off.

[Marty O'Neill]

Stupid.

[Thomas]

Come on, let me tap. Let me tap your face. All right, so ready. $5 million. You can get a Raiders tattoo, but it has to be in your face, easy.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Oh, you would look so whack.

[Marty O'Neill]

I mean it.

[Thomas]

$5 million, you would take a raider face tat. Hold on. Done by a dog artist. Oh, over. Over a 49ers back that no one will see.

[OG]

Interesting.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Crazy that the. The brand loyalty. This one loves that pirate. Really loves that pirate. Owned by a pirate. Yo, Al Davis son. Looks like this was rock steady from.

[Marty O'Neill]

Or.

[Thomas]

Or sloth.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, right.

[Thomas]

There's no way he does that haircut and goes dog. Perfect.

[Marty O'Neill]

There's no way.

[Thomas]

Come on, dude.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yes.

[Thomas]

He knows better than that.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's.

[Thomas]

He was that Jamie Lee Curtis and everything everywhere all at once. Same haircut. I hate his haircut. He's a billionaire with a dog haircut.

[Marty O'Neill]

Right?

[Thomas]

It's kind of crazy, dude. CeeLo Green's haircut's way sicker than his. And that is bald.

[Marty O'Neill]

Where's that?

[Thomas]

You know what I am saying?

[Marty O'Neill]

What is that guy? Where is it from? Who?

[Thomas]

CeeLo Green?

[Marty O'Neill]

No, Al Davis or something.

[Thomas]

Why do I know that?

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't know.

[Thomas]

Why wouldn't you know that? No, you're a diehard fool.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, I wouldn't care whether I eat some. Why not?

[Thomas]

You're die hard.

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't know. Not like that. To worry about that guy. I'd rather, you know. Hold on. It's not ready yet. What up? What are you gonna.

[Thomas]

I know there's no tip in there, fool. No, no. You know how I feel.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Don't mess it up by burning it like You. You do that to me on purpose, guy. Hey, man, what's the advice? You give it to a 10 year old. 10 year old boy going in to middle school and it's your grandkid. Ready? Go.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, don't take no from nobody.

[Thomas]

Did you burn the paper off the mouth tip?

[Marty O'Neill]

No, it was sticking out. So instead of like I just asked.

[Thomas]

That, did you burn it?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

No, I did it like this.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas]

Why'd you say no then?

[Marty O'Neill]

Because, I don't know, you said it different. No, it sounded like you were talking.

[Thomas]

No, I didn't. I promise you. I promise you. It's pcp. We'll hit it. Oh, it's very explosive. It's a pre roll. Hit it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, I was gonna say bro. You kidding me, bro? Nah, this is.

[Thomas]

It actually tastes good.

[Marty O'Neill]

Hit it. Okay.

[Thomas]

Yeah, try it. Look at that oil ring and white. White ash. The fact I haven't complained, it's cool for a pre roll.

[Marty O'Neill]

I mean, I mean, I guess.

[Thomas]

I mean, I guess. Keep doing that. I know you can't hear it, but it sounds like thunderstorm when you drag your sweater across the mic like that. It sounded awful.

[Marty O'Neill]

Really?

[Thomas]

Yeah, it was horrible. Somebody in their car just took a hard left. Scared of. Sorry, guys.

[OG]

So on your way up here, you had a little altercation.

[Thomas]

La molestation altercation.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, you on the way over here.

[Thomas]

That cop made you kiss him, remember?

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, no, that was me leaving work. I ran into a damn.

[Thomas]

Oh, you kissed him.

[Marty O'Neill]

There. Ran into a checkpoint and I didn't know the checkpoint. Bro.

[Thomas]

Are you under influence? No. Let me suck that neck. All right, that's the checkpoints Energy's neighborhood, they call it keeping you on point.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's what it's called.

[Thomas]

Stay on point. Kiss your neck really hard, right? Do you see his face? I got him.

[Marty O'Neill]

Dude.

[Thomas]

It's like when you're jumping on a piece of ice for forever and it finally cracks all the way through. That's what I just did to him. He went. He was all overloaded.

[OG]

Yeah, it was rebooted.

[Thomas]

Eat this. Eat this.

[Marty O'Neill]

That joint.

[Thomas]

See, he took a minute for him to go, no, you see, that's crazy, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

It's like.

[Thomas]

It's like the one second delay on old phone lines.

[OG]

Hey, remember that?

[Thomas]

Or when reporters have to wait a second. Okay, I heard it. Where's the lighter? I don't know. Oh, think it was over there.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's not over there. See?

[Thomas]

Well, it's right there by your leg.

[OG]

Was it the last.

[Thomas]

How would I see it?

[OG]

Was it the last OG episode that, like, truly.

[Thomas]

How would I see it? By your leg.

[OG]

We were talking about. He got scolded by the cop.

[Thomas]

Yeah. That's like two times ago when you were drinking and driving. The cop says, go home and tell your kids what you did. Did you tell them?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Did you tell your kids?

[Marty O'Neill]

You know what? I didn't tell me kids.

[Thomas]

You didn't. You should text them.

[OG]

Is that the wildest of cops ever said text them?

[Thomas]

No one was like, get out of me. That was the one. That. That was the craziest one for sure.

[Marty O'Neill]

I've been from being smacked in the head for running away from them and some justifiable. Yeah, just like, you know, been pretty. Pretty local.

[Thomas]

We're really gonna have to cut around that weed. So YouTube doesn't rape us. You have to bleep that too.

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn it. You didn't up. What you up. You should. You should have threw all this out.

[Thomas]

Don't throw it away. It's weak.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, no, no.

[Thomas]

Put in the grinder. Just gonna put it on another table. That's why I said, don't throw it away.

[Marty O'Neill]

You don't want to throw it away.

[Thomas]

No. Put it in the grinder, I guess, and all the stems. Thanks, man.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, no.

[OG]

How many times per year are you getting pulled over?

[Thomas]

14.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, you know what? I don't get food over like that. Like. Like, you know, but leave the joint.

[Thomas]

Your mouth and keep talking, though. It's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't know. I don't get with the cops like that, but yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I did get put over when I was drunk, and I guess, you know, I was. I was racing at the same time and I was working a joint and I was, you know, so, yeah, it was pretty local.

[Thomas]

Hypothetically, was that when I did the.

[Marty O'Neill]

The. The sobriety test, they. They. I did it on right off of, you know, temple, you know, the streets of their hills. And that's what I think for me, being like at a hill angle when I was doing everything, it just kept me.

[Thomas]

That's what I think happened.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's what I think.

[Thomas]

Yeah, I'm sure. Let's go on this hill. All.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know, everything the. They make you do count this backwards and this.

[Thomas]

That in east delay, you got to do the worm correctly. That's one of the sobriety tests, dude. We'll hit it.

[Marty O'Neill]

But yeah, I passed. Everything was cool. Then at the end. He's okay. All I need you to do now.

[Thomas]

Didn't even like the Joint all the way.

[Marty O'Neill]

Had me. The. I'm just.

[Thomas]

Joints is burning.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know what? I'll be honest with you. I go, I just had. I just told. I had co two weeks ago. And my breathing, I can't. I don't think I could, you know, blow it. And he's all like. He looked at his partner, he took the little tube off and he goes, here, go home and tell your friend. Go home and tell your family what you were doing. Get the out of here. I was like, all right, cool.

[Thomas]

And then they went, all right, you can have your take back. You're holding like that the whole time. Go and tell your family what you. What we let you do. You ever see that? You remember Boys in the Hood? Was it Boys in the hood, right? Or Bernie, Matt or.

[Marty O'Neill]

No.

[Thomas]

Or the guy the cop is hella racist. Toward the. Toward the Blackpool. It's Boys in the hood, right? Or is that men's society?

[OG]

I want to say it's boys with Ice Cube.

[Thomas]

Then it's. Then it's boys in the hood.

[Marty O'Neill]

Which part?

[Thomas]

Remember when the black cops like, I hate you. I wish I could kill you.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's boys. No, it's not Boys in the Hood. That's.

[Thomas]

I thought you were sleeping. Slowly reaching.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, that is poison.

[Thomas]

Like you sit in Tyson's chair to take a live Tyson's throne. I was like, stop. Oh, that was good. That was funny. What are we talking about, man? You got pulled over and you guys necked.

[Marty O'Neill]

So I got pulled over. No, they let me go, actually. So that was that time. And then I got pulled over about maybe, I want to say, a year later.

[Thomas]

Again, you made him get matching tattoos.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, same. You know what I mean?

[Thomas]

Take it. Or matching tattoos.

[Marty O'Neill]

I was drunk.

[Thomas]

Stop doing that.

[Marty O'Neill]

And well, we're not talking about now. This is. Well time it happened. But anyways, yeah, I got pulled over. I wasn't. Yeah, I was drunk and the same thing. No, but not like a drunk. Where you're saying like, I can't. You know, I mean, it's just I was always buzzed. Hold on.

[Thomas]

Before you can. Anyways, you do realize that regardless, you lie and then go. Actually, I did lie in the same breath. I wasn't sure I was drunk. As if we rebuttal. Your we. You're telling the story.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know it Drunk buzz. They shouldn't be doing it. But I was. I was it, you know, and tackle yourself. She couldn't. She couldn't get me for that because she already had told me what she pulled me over for Should I pull you over? Because you. You don't have no front license plate.

[Thomas]

She can still say, hey, you smell like alcohol.

[Marty O'Neill]

No. Well, wait a minute. So she did. She goes, no. This is what she said.

[Thomas]

You already pulled me over for a speeding ticket.

[Marty O'Neill]

Rules. She couldn't. Anyways, I. I had just sparked. I sparked a joint. Literally. We're. We're driving down the block and had a joint spark, and I seen the cops and what.

[Thomas]

Luckily, she already charged me with the crime, so I've been drinking all day.

[Marty O'Neill]

She just couldn't. It wasn't. It wasn't like a development right there. She just said, oh, she's. I guess they were at some. They were taking care of. And I came down the street. My car was a little loud. I made some. You know, I made some noise with it, not knowing that they were there. She seen no front license plates. Boom. She followed me. I. I was parking a joint. Literally, like, probably like this. As I'm about. I'm all. I'm throw the joint out when I do the turn, because she's trying to do a U turn. So as I'm doing that, my girl rolls up the window, and I throw the joint, and it hits the window, and it just falls, right?

[Thomas]

No.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

It's firework.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, bro. Literally, straight up. I threw it, and it hit the window, and it fell down.

[Thomas]

Incredible.

[Marty O'Neill]

And my son reached down and he's all, wait, wait, I got it. I got it. And then they're already throwing the lights on us, bro. And I still wouldn't pull over because I go. I have to let the air out, you know, because, you know, so I still drove all the way to the end. I'm like, it. And then that's when I rolled. That's when she pulled up, and she's like, the. Like, what's wrong?

[OG]

Wait for, like, how long?

[Marty O'Neill]

Nah, I want to see, like, a whole block.

[Thomas]

Oh, that's not too bad.

[Marty O'Neill]

Lights. No, no, no, not that long. Just like, another block. I just let it watch. Let it all air so they can.

[Thomas]

See it come out.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, well, I know they couldn't actually see because it wasn't like we. Like I said, it was, like, about this. Bernie had started it, and I'm like. And threw it out and just made a spark.

[Thomas]

And that's funny.

[OG]

She pissed when she pulled you over.

[Marty O'Neill]

Like, no, she actually wasn't because she seen that. Like, I kind of, like, when I went, like. I kind of, like, acted like, well, I didn't want to pull over. Somebody's Driveway. It's kind of disrespectful. I waited till I got to like to the end of the street, parked it right there and she was actually, she was sorry.

[Thomas]

I was loading my gun. I didn't want to pull over yet.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, she was cool. I mean, it was cool, but yeah, actually not bad.

[OG]

What's the most out of pocket goofy? You've just walked up to a cop.

[Thomas]

And said, oh, he won't remember it. He's always blacked the out when he does it.

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't black the hell out.

[Thomas]

Yes, you do. What's the Raider Stadium look like, Dude.

[Marty O'Neill]

I wasn't blacked out.

[Thomas]

Yes.

[Marty O'Neill]

I just couldn't. Wasn't. Bro. Blacked out. I would have been doing all kinds of. I was. I couldn't even like walk, bro. Cuz I was like. It was more like a. It was more like, you know that now. Not a blackout, you fool. It was more like, you know when you get the spins and you're like. But you can still hear and see everything and you could cope but you just can't pick. If you pick your head up, then you're going to be like, you know, I couldn't see. So I was more like. I just had to keep my head down so I didn't get that dizziness to throw up, you know what I mean? Or some. I don't even throw up. But you know, I didn't want to be in that position where I'm dizzy. So that's why I had my head down the whole time. But I can hear and hear everything was going on, bro. I was in blackout.

[Thomas]

I call it coma.

[Marty O'Neill]

Blackout is like, yo, hear me? Like a blackout. I haven't. I blacked out. Maybe. I'm not gonna lie. I blacked out. I blacked out on February. That's was the last time when I said I drank. I did black out, bro, but I hadn't blacked out since I was what, like 21, maybe 20 years old. Yeah, bro, you don't remember. You're the next thing. You're like, what happened? And they gotta tell you, bro. You.

[Thomas]

I've done that to you so many times.

[OG]

Hold on, you remember what I done.

[Marty O'Neill]

When you remind me? I'm like, like, oh, yeah, I remember that. It's not like, what the hell?

[Thomas]

Blackout Ready? If you weren't reminded, you would have never remembered. No, bro, blacked out.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay. I mean, I don't know. I mean, have you drink. Do you drink a lot or. No, you have a drinker. Oh, you see that's what I mean. But I mean, like.

[Thomas]

That's what you mean though. I met you, Marty.

[Marty O'Neill]

It takes a lot for me to get like a blackout, bro. Because like I said, bro, I used to around. I used to around with pills back in the days, you know, I was a pill popper. So, you know, I was. I gotten so up vitamins. The alcohol won't get me, you know, I mean, like, I've been lower than that. So the alcohol doesn't really do it unless it's like some whiskey and hard liquor. If I'm doing that, I'm. But not with beer. And beer won't do that. You know what I mean?

[OG]

What's that? Like, how many beers are we talking?

[Thomas]

65.

[Marty O'Neill]

I could. I could. I could drink pretty good amount of beers. It's just. It's just more like. Try this one. Try it. I like it.

[OG]

Are you just sitting there drinking beer by yourself, like of the house?

[Marty O'Neill]

No.

[Thomas]

Listen to the cure in the dark.

[Marty O'Neill]

I can't do that. That's too boring for me. I gotta be. I have to drink like with somebody.

[Thomas]

Easily three cops at her be somewhere.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know what I mean? No, I can't sit in my pad and drink a beer because I'm gonna watch a movie. That.

[Thomas]

That's too much because I'm gonna watch a movie. Movies are the eat a dick.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, but I mean just sit down and drink a beer.

[Thomas]

That was terrible. I know. You need to fight somebody, right? At least another person of another race.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, you fool.

[Thomas]

Argue with a waiter, at least disrespect me, dog. You'll bury my stuff right now. Sorry, it's only been 30 seconds. I don't give a you.

[Marty O'Neill]

Even though you know what? I think I did that actually. He's one of my best waiters and. But I did that to my first week. We didn't start off good, but you know.

[Thomas]

You know what's crazy? The fact he treated someone like knew it and still went back to the restroom. We started off on the wrong foot. I treated him bad. That's what you.

[Marty O'Neill]

I think we both. I think he knew what he was doing by ignoring me for so long. And so, you know, like, I'm like this, you know, And I told him, hey, bro, what the. I've been here for over 20 minutes. You gave me a table and you haven't even came up to me. It's kind of weird, right? But anyways, after I thought about it the next day and. All right, you know what?

[Thomas]

It.

[Marty O'Neill]

We'll go back Next week.

[Thomas]

And you yelled.

[Marty O'Neill]

I. I'll apologize.

[Thomas]

You called him a chicken probably too.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, I called them. I did probably. Todd, more than that. I probably. No, no, nothing. Like crazy. But I did probably tell him. Idiot.

[Thomas]

I wonder how much is. And spit.

[Marty O'Neill]

I mean. No, no, I wasn't. I didn't mean. Then after, when I went back, I. I straight on. Hey, man, I can't. I apologize for putting.

[OG]

How many waiters have you had conversations with? Like, all of them.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, there's a lot.

[Thomas]

You know how many I had? Zero.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, you just didn't tell him nothing. That's it. You come out bad. You're like, this place. That's it.

[Thomas]

You know what I do. Don't go back. You know what it does.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, I mean, I. If I'm gonna tell. I'll tell you this, bro. Like, that. This one waiter, it was. It was. It was like. Okay, I can see he was busy. I thought about it, and then he, like, he told me. He goes. And my bad. He goes. I did see. You know, but. All right, bro, it. What we both said. We both up. Cool. Cool. I went back. But I'll be honest with you. If I'm gonna talk to a waiter, I'm not going back to that place. Back. I'll. Trust me. I don't give a. But you know what I mean? That's like, that.

[Thomas]

Didn't you go back to Boston, Nova?

[Marty O'Neill]

No. Yeah, I went, but not to that one, okay. No, no, bro, I didn't go back to that one. Actually. I did go back.

[Thomas]

Yeah, I know.

[Marty O'Neill]

I went one time. No, I went one time, and it was actually. It was. It was like five. It was like four in the morning.

[Thomas]

People got arrested, rested there because they bitched out on him, and it wasn't even his fault. And he still went back to give him their money. To give him more money. No, no. Bossa Nova is a restaurant.

[OG]

What happened?

[Marty O'Neill]

God. So I guess somebody seen the gun on my. On me or, you know, my waist and. Or some. Hold on or something like that. Whatever. So I went to the restroom.

[OG]

Like somebody just in the restaurant eating.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah. You know, a superhero.

[Thomas]

A very cowardly, scared, transparent superhero.

[OG]

So they noticed what was like, probably like a concealed. Just like.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, yeah, I guess they probably said, this guy's not a. This guy shouldn't be having that, you know, on him or whatever. So anyways, yeah, it. So, yeah, so, you know, the cops get there, whatever, but the restroom and I hit was. It was just a. It was just a. It was a Up situation. Because I shouldn't have even gotten arrested. I wouldn't have got arrested. I wouldn't have got arrested.

[Thomas]

If I would have got away with it.

[Marty O'Neill]

If I would have. No, if I would have made me explain to the sergeant, he would have. He would have just came.

[Thomas]

If I didn't spit on him and call him a chicken, maybe he would have listened.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, you know what it was? It was a. That was the day when the COVID had just started, bro. Because when I went. When I went to jail, they were filling up the 50 gallon tanks with water because they were all scared, saying, yeah, this and that. They had us all in separate. They had me in one style, one big ass, like, big ass out that had like, like maybe six beds in there. Then they had another dude over here and they had us all separated. And that's when I just started covert. Literally. Next day, it was like full crazy already mask and everybody's all scared. So it was one of those. So they would. The. The sergeant didn't even want me to go in, and she's like, come on, talk to me. You know, like, so whose gun is this? You know, I was just like, don't worry about. I'm not gonna tell you, bro. I'm not talking to you. I'm just like.

[OG]

They all came in the restaurant and pulled you out and.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, outside. No, actually. What was it? How was it?

[Thomas]

I'll tell you.

[Marty O'Neill]

Standing outside.

[Thomas]

I got you.

[Marty O'Neill]

And right when he pulled up, he.

[Thomas]

Tried to leave outside and got you before you got your car.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, yeah, no, I went outside and I was already like, what the. I go, really, bro? You guys called the cops? And then he's all like. I'm like. And no, at first he's like, oh, you're not. You know, we're. We're good, bro. We're just talking. All a sudden, the cop woman. I go like, what the. I go, really, bro? You brought the cops? I go, you called him? And he's just like, sorry, bro, it's procedure, whatever. And then the cop, right away, who. Where is it? And I'm like, I'm. It's me, man. He's all like, come here, turn around it. And then after. That's when. At first, the first thing he asked me goes, yeah, so it's your gun? Whose gun is that? I go, look, man, all I could tell you is an honest mistake, that I had it on me, that I have that have it on me. And that's it. And after that, I was cool until they fucking put My girl in handcuffs. And that's when I was like, what the fuck? Now you guys are. You know, it's. There's only one fucking gun, man. What the fuck's wrong with you guys? You know? And they started acting more like being jerks now. So that's all like that. That's when I just started talking shit to all of them, like, out of here.

[Thomas]

See, I knew it. I knew it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Rookie.

[Thomas]

He didn't tell me that. How did I know? He called the chicken spit on him. And how did I know. He never told me that part of the story, but I knew it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I. I was. I was pissed, bro. Because honestly, like, bro, I mean, there's.

[Thomas]

No way you're doing that.

[Marty O'Neill]

Wasn't supposed to be. No, I was giving it to you.

[Thomas]

No, you were.

[Marty O'Neill]

I kind of moved the ass broke. It's on. You don't have to.

[Thomas]

Well, I asked it. Why you lying right off the bat, man? He lies immediately. What's wrong with this guy? Actually, I passed it, all right. I didn't pass it.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, no, I did. All right. All right.

[Thomas]

Michael Jackson did not go over to use the bathroom.

[OG]

So how long were you in there for?

[Thomas]

How long was he in there for?

[Marty O'Neill]

What? Oh, in jail, 24 hours.

[Thomas]

Next day, they would have been a couple hours. But he kept talking to everybody.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, actually, yeah. Even at the end, the sergeant came back to me one more time, goes, are you sure you want to talk to me? I don't want to talk to you, man, because I. I just didn't want. I didn't want to get. No, because I know they're gonna. They're gonna try to give me. Okay, I fell in carrying a firearm. So I was like, bro, like, you know, so I'm just gonna try to stay quiet. And actually, it helped me out. You know, my lawyer was like, hey, that was kind of cool, because, you know, he took care of it now. He talked. Him. Yeah, it was. At first, they got me. They were saying it was a felony. They're trying to get me for a felony. And then after that, they just dropped it to misdemeanor. And then before you know it, community. Community service. And I had to wait.

[Thomas]

You know what's funny?

[Marty O'Neill]

Two years.

[Thomas]

What do you think what kind of community service they gave him?

[OG]

Any kind would be.

[Thomas]

What? Just get one guess.

[OG]

Working with the elderly?

[Thomas]

Nope. Pickup artist. They make him go through a bunch of, like, geeks, and he has to teach him how to pick up girls at the show. That was. You're waiting to hear what?

[Marty O'Neill]

You did? Yeah.

[Thomas]

I'm just like, all right, what did I do? What is he gonna say? I don't remember. Oh, no, I definitely didn't do that. Have you seen that show? That was you. So what you want to do? Dogs. You grab by the back of the hair and go, let's see.

[Marty O'Neill]

Just got it done. Just got the fucking whole expunged, bro. Fuck that. Like, right off screen. I was cool.

[Thomas]

Like spongebob.

[Marty O'Neill]

I was like, all right. It let me go. I actually, I didn't believe. I go and I go, they didn't take off my record. And yeah, I went and about me a gun. And yeah, right there. I was like, all right, cool.

[Thomas]

And I pulled out my gun, I.

[Marty O'Neill]

Guess, you know, I was like, all right, that's cool. So I guess it did. I. That was the first time doing that.

[Thomas]

You know, that's cool, dude. I'm gonna hold it like this. I'm gonna flick it like the paper footballs.

[OG]

You've seen your record. You got like a printout.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, well, my records all from, like before from, like the 90s and, you know, I mean, like when I was younger.

[Thomas]

It says all these things for 20 years. It's soft.

[Marty O'Neill]

That was like 30 years and then bam. So I got that taken off, you know. All right. It's cool. It. At least I have to worry about this.

[OG]

You should put that on a tear.

[Thomas]

Shocked right now. This wasn't talking about his new job once been here for an hour and a half.

[Marty O'Neill]

Chef.

[Thomas]

He's a chef now? Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

When was there. Oh, because I was cooking the barbecue chicken.

[Thomas]

Oh, yesterday.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah. Is that what you're talking about?

[Thomas]

No, I. I was just talking out of my ass. Can I show you a video? OG was cooking yesterday, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

This guy, here he goes.

[Thomas]

He's the chef. He's the one doing it. Here's. Here's the tortillas. And then look at this. Look at the tortillas. Ready? That's. That's what happened to the tortillas. It crumbled like someone from the mummy. When the spell goes off and it breaks into pieces. It was a corn tortilla. This was so black and crunchy. Did you see it disintegrate? Yeah, it was funny the way it disappeared and just. Just, just disintegrated. That's you. OG ate a third of the meat while cooking the. And overcooked the for so long and then burned the only vegetables. It was so tight.

[Marty O'Neill]

Wait, your vegetables?

[Thomas]

No, the only vegetables, man.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah, it was your vegetables.

[Thomas]

Yeah. Like you specified that.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah. No, your vegetables were good, weren't they?

[OG]

Like how bad? Like medium rare.

[Thomas]

Percy Terminator 2. When she's getting the fancifence, she gets burned. That's all the vegetables, they're all dashes and disintegrated.

[Marty O'Neill]

Give me a shitty.

[Thomas]

Oh, my God. All right, ready? Here's a segment. Fill in the blanks.

[Marty O'Neill]

Fill in the blank. You ready?

[Thomas]

You know he's a cholo. Fill in the blanks. You know he's a cholo wind. Now go.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know he's a cholo win. I don't know what. When he wears high socks.

[Thomas]

Too easy for him.

[Marty O'Neill]

Too easy.

[Thomas]

You can't hear any of this.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, what?

[Thomas]

We just made fun of you. It was your own voice. Sound bite. Oh, look at him. What a nerd. What a nerd. Look at his headphones. He looks so dumb. No one's saying that you can wear them, man.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, I know, but I just don't like this.

[Thomas]

The other like. Like six months ago, you know, gee, were a place. I'll just leave it at that. We're somewhere. And this guy came up. I was like, hey, what's up? My name is Thomas. And then he proceeded to tell me his entire gang bang crew in the same breath of his first name. And I went, what the. That was unnecessary. Yeah, he said, you see those words in the middle? That's how long his gang name was. I was like, damn. Well, you know when black Girls have like 60. 60 names as a joke. It was like that. Except it was like, damn. Well, I know what street you live on. I know it's an avenue. And like, damn, I. I haven't had anybody do that to me in a long time.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, that's pretty.

[OG]

Like, that's just how he explained his name.

[Thomas]

Like, hey, what's up? My name is Marty. I'm from Buffalo. Blocking block, block. 17 Streets, Montana Street Avenue. My God, he's. But the thing is. You ever seen there's a thing in the office where Bob Vance introduces himself. It's Phyllis's husband, Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. And he says to five guys in a row. That's what that fool did. I knew it because he said it to him. And he was standing next to me and I went, is he gonna say it all over again when he says. He said like, what's up, man? Thomas so and so. Shut the up. You really said it all.

[OG]

Every time.

[Thomas]

Not a pimp. A pimp name. Slick back has. Say it together. That's. That's what it was like. No, it's not Prince. It's an artist formerly known as Prince.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, that was pretty random.

[Thomas]

That was pretty funny.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's been a minute.

[Thomas]

It's been so long since someone said that to me. It's like, oh, I got like nostalgia.

[OG]

Run their credentials.

[Thomas]

Yeah, he read his credit report and right when he hit me up. By the way, dog, I'm a good co signer. I'm a great roommate. That's what he should have added at the end. Or like, yo, we gotta do that. Remember them show next on mtv where they walk out the bus, they freeze and give three facts about them. You got to do that Freeze Creeper from 16th Street. Blah blah, blah, blah. 1984, my dad is something. Serenity is this. Oh my God. People are crazy, man. I mean, it's just. It's just wild. Like, oh, I forgot some people do gotta do that. Like, I gotta let you know where I'm from, like full. It's okay.

[Marty O'Neill]

I think you'll just.

[Thomas]

No, I just thought it was funny. I haven't had that happen in so long.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, Thomas was tripping out.

[OG]

It's insane that he did it over and over and over again.

[Thomas]

There was like seven dudes there, dude. And he did it to everyone. And the thing is, as he was leaving, you see every face go the. As he went down the line, everyone, they kept looking back. Did he say that you too?

[Marty O'Neill]

Like, what the tripping. Like, oh, what the. All right, cool. We'll let it slide.

[Thomas]

You know, it's just funny. I was like, damn, dude. I haven't had anybody do that to me in so long.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah, that was kind of been a minute.

[Thomas]

I haven't heard that many syllables in. In an intro in a minute.

[OG]

Right? Like, I'm not going to remember any of this.

[Thomas]

Yeah, for real. Like, dog, you think I remember that? I already forgot your first name. All I remember is the end word. Cuz the whole time, like, is this for real serious? Yeah, it's like when somebody's telling you to repeat back and you're like, dude, I don't remember half the. You said, we're going to do this 30 times.

[OG]

For damn sure.

[Thomas]

For sure, though. Good memory on that guy. That's like remembering your passwords to stuff because you didn't have a computer and you had to do remember passwords to stuff. I don't know.

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't know.

[Thomas]

I'm all scared. I don't like it.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, they're cool, but they're not after A while they kind of. I don't know how they get a little.

[Thomas]

So I get a little what?

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't know.

[Thomas]

Continue. I want to know what they do. I don't know.

[Marty O'Neill]

It feels kind of like too hot. Like that's getting your ears warm.

[OG]

I don't. Claustrophobic and you know, like I feel.

[Marty O'Neill]

My ears are getting hot and hot and. Yeah, but. Yeah, that was pretty. Yeah, that was something different.

[Thomas]

Okay, ready? That's a pretty funny line. You know, it's a setup win.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's pretty funny.

[Thomas]

I like that. I think that goes for everyone. I think it's just Mexican people. I think it's pretty fun. I've been seeing some wild ass Twitter clips like that.

[OG]

People setting people up.

[Thomas]

I saw this clip the other day. Like this guy sells weed. I don't know if you saw on Twitter. Full sells weed. Big ass fool lets these two kids, like younger dudes in the house. Full turns around to the kitchen and pop. Pistol whips him. You've seen that one. Hits the ground. Looks like he starts popping it. But he wasn't. He was just holding it because there's no sound. I didn't realize. They ransack his whole house and they crack his ass again. You could tell. I was like, oh, that was your friend. You could tell because they went to every spot immediately. Like that was crazy. So for that, you can't really tell. There's no. There's no way to tell on that one. But I like that, you know, what it's set up with, you know, she. He's a cholo, you know, she's a hood. When. Don't look. What the. That you were turning around to look.

[OG]

Man, I like the videos where people realize that it's like a setup and they.

[Thomas]

I've only seen a couple of those. Everybody died, somebody dies back down the street.

[OG]

Reverse type.

[Thomas]

Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of those.

[OG]

I have dreams where I like get the drop on somebody before they realize, like, they're about to do some. But then they don't know that I peeped them.

[Thomas]

That's your recurring dream? Marty's a vigilante?

[OG]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Thomas]

Every night he's executing some.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, so you could actually. Could you hit somebody in your dreams? Because I can't, bro.

[Thomas]

No.

[Marty O'Neill]

I can't even shoot nobody.

[OG]

All I remember is the moment me like seeing them getting ready to do. And they don't realize that I see them. But then I get to go act on it. Like that's what I remember from it over and over.

[Thomas]

What's your reoccurring dream? Right now?

[Marty O'Neill]

Right now?

[Thomas]

No, no reoccurring theme. Because the same thing could be happening in a different setting. In dreams. I know you have wild dreams, too. You have a reoccurring vigilante stopping burglars. That sounds terrifying. Every night, Marty's just fighting for his life.

[OG]

It's more like an adventure movie.

[Thomas]

You wake up.

[Marty O'Neill]

You wake up sweaty, holding a gun. But when you have a dream, oh.

[Thomas]

It'S not scary because you're the threat. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Every night, I'm on someone's neck going, you should have broke into my house. Sliding a knife in his chin this way, so it doesn't hurt. Kill him. It just hurts. Then I drag him around the house like this. Then April comes, starts body shot, body shot. Cam comes, knife, knife, knife. Emmy screaming, blood, blood, blood.

[OG]

She put him in the pool. She's dragging him around the pool with a knife.

[Thomas]

Innocent chin. And Marty, if you. If you mouth. And at the end of the day, we burn it. We burn him to death. We just got. We just got flagged really hard, huh? We just talked about a brutal murder.

[OG]

This episode's been cooked.

[Marty O'Neill]

Every.

[OG]

This episode's been.

[Thomas]

It's just not. It's 2 million views unrestricted. Incredible. Then OG goes and reports us. Oh, I like this one. Ready? Back in my day. Sounds like you.

[Marty O'Neill]

It does.

[Thomas]

Back in my day, we didn't need therapy. We had. That's a weird ass.

[OG]

That's a weird1.chat GBT made these for you, by the way.

[Thomas]

Yes, because we said.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, that was the question.

[Thomas]

OG from the podcast. Back in my days, we didn't have therapy. We had. We asked Chat GPT to do the segment. Drugs words you're looking for.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, I mean, yeah, I guess. What else? I mean.

[Thomas]

Oh, I want to hear this. This should be your grandparent future advice. Back in my day, if you liked a girl, you had to. I'll start you off. Size 46, pants creased. Go.

[Marty O'Neill]

Back in my days, if. What? If you wanted to grow.

[Thomas]

If you liked a girl, you had to.

[Marty O'Neill]

I thought you said girl. I don't know. What the. Why would you. All right.

[Thomas]

Oh, you were listening.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

That's crazy.

[Marty O'Neill]

Almost. But anyway.

[Thomas]

Almost.

[Marty O'Neill]

I spaced out for a minute, but, yeah. What? Again?

[Thomas]

Wow. Really?

[Marty O'Neill]

No, no, you said. Wait, a girl. What?

[OG]

Back in my day.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, back in my day, what?

[OG]

If you wanted a girl, you had to.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah. You have to look sharp.

[Thomas]

Isn't that crazy that he gets it? Okay, go ahead. You had to look sharp as attack. What is that the expression you're giving?

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't know. I would say you guys have to look sharp.

[Thomas]

Sharp dress, man. Like ZZ tops, I guess. ZZ Tops. A band. I know you didn't know. I know you didn't know. These. He tops the band with the two guys with the long beards, the guitar.

[OG]

Oh, gosh.

[Thomas]

I knew you would know. Yeah, let's go. I love. I don't even have to look at your face. And I know you don't know what the. I'm talking about, Marty. I already knew. Like, it's Easy Times Band. And the guy that's name's Beard is the guy with no beard in the band. The guy clean shaved with his mustache. His last name's Beard. Isn't that funny? Well, you can't just say have to look sharp, bro. What the.

[Marty O'Neill]

Is it? Yeah, I mean, what.

[Thomas]

In the 90s, there was no Internet. There was no social media. You had to go talk.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, you had to.

[Thomas]

What was the plan? You're 14 years old.

[Marty O'Neill]

Grow your hair out, comb it back, you know, slick.

[Thomas]

You had to slick back all the time.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I had my hair back. Well, I mean, as a once, I. You know. After 13. Yeah.

[Thomas]

Why after 13?

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, because that's when I. That's. I think, when I. I think what? I was like 14 when I joined the gang, so.

[Thomas]

The Warriors.

[Marty O'Neill]

13. I was like, you know, a little cleaver still, you know, learning everything and what's what. And I think about 14 right before I turn 14, I believe.

[OG]

And they jumped you in chest bumps.

[Thomas]

Chest bumps. Bam, bam, bam.

[Marty O'Neill]

Chest bumps.

[Thomas]

Trivia, bloody nuggets, rock, paper, scissors all the way.

[Marty O'Neill]

That would be a secret. No, you know what? I think I seen one. Like the video with that one dude who. That Cholo Fitness dude, I think.

[Thomas]

Oh, Eddie couldn't wear. He's hilarious. Creeper, his real name. He's. We saw his ass in stand up. He's funny as hell.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. Actually, we did. We. We did go see him, right?

[Thomas]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. So, you know, I mean. Yeah, so we always had slick hair and coming back, and then I want to say about maybe about 90, a little bit like, in between. Like maybe 91. That's when you started seeing more people balding their hair, you know? You know, and that was already different. You bald your head. I was more like, all right. That's like, you really. You're really. Yeah, you're in it now.

[Thomas]

No, you're gang banging now.

[Marty O'Neill]

It was like cortez you wore Cortez. Oh, it's done.

[Thomas]

You're look like you came out of a.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know what I mean, machine.

[OG]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

Bald. Your head. You're. Oh, for. I was like, yo, crazy.

[Thomas]

What would it take for you 6 months? No cut your hair.

[Marty O'Neill]

What would it take for me for you to.

[Thomas]

Six months? No haircut, bro. Mindy.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

What if he's six months, no haircut? Would you be. Would you be interested to be like, wow, I haven't seen you with hair in 25 years? No. Did you meet him with hair?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, but he had a really, like.

[Thomas]

Was it cool? Yeah. What did he do?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah. I think I showed you a picture of me, right?

[Thomas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be kind of weird. Oh, yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. No, you see, my hair wouldn't grow like. Like, your hair that comes out and grows my. Is like tight and nappy or some. Yeah.

[Thomas]

Like, come out of my head.

[Marty O'Neill]

My will come out like. Like tight. More tight.

[Thomas]

Like, be real. In the 90s. Get that little fro.

[OG]

Oh, yeah, do have a fro.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, it grows real tight. And like, you see this where you guys, like, grow your hair? You can comb it. I wouldn't get that. It's weird. As a kid, I. I had hair like that and I could comb it, but once I just bald it one time as I got it, just. Just turn like a mo.

[OG]

You started gang banging. You got an afro. And like.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, no, actually put a beanie on, slick it back. You know what I mean?

[Thomas]

No, you should do it. That would be sick.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, actually, I would always do it during the winter time.

[Thomas]

See what would happen if you've got.

[Marty O'Neill]

A man, I would do it.

[Thomas]

If you just put a little man bun underneath your hat, Nobody knew. But if you took it off, people like, whoa, look at this guy. At first I thought he was a gangster. Now he's an artist. No Mexican guy like that would ever rock a man without being some kind of artist. Oh, I bet you he tagged that thing in the side of that mural without it. Like, I bet she's the one that did that graffiti over there. But with the mammoth, like, I bet you he did that mural. See the difference?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yes.

[Thomas]

You wear some pumas, one day, life might change.

[Marty O'Neill]

I know I can make myself look different. Harvey, bro.

[Thomas]

Yeah, I know. Change your clothes.

[Marty O'Neill]

Stay by taking this off. That's it. And leave my hair grow. Yeah, do it.

[Thomas]

I wouldn't even recognize. Excited. Oh, my God. Who would you look like? You'd look like Nacho Libre when he grew his up I'm imagining curls and a little.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, no, no, not curls like that.

[Thomas]

Well, you said it.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, no, no. It's more like it grows more like tight and nappy. Like you know, like it don't grow.

[Thomas]

Out like curls automatically gets a hidic Jew curls. He only grows hair from his sideburns.

[Marty O'Neill]

N. This is so it just gets like tight and nappy and like I can't grow it out. Like grow out here. So that's why I always have to cut it and so I have to have it like at a short. Comb it back and that's it. But yeah, I'll do it. I'm going do it. I'll do it this summer. No, not the summer.

[OG]

Did you hit up the stripes on the eyebrow when you're a kid and did I what?

[Thomas]

Did you put cuts in your eyebrow when you were a kid? Remember kids that used to do that?

[Marty O'Neill]

You know what that, that was like after your time? Yeah, that happened like maybe. Cuz I remember back in the days my. My ex girlfriend, her little brother did that. He came out with slashes and so that was so. So yeah, that was a little bit. Maybe a little bit.

[Thomas]

Do you remember when the kids did it bad and it was too wide?

[OG]

Oh yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, bro.

[Thomas]

And it wasn't straight. It was like fat to skinny. Oh, they didn't do it with a razor. They did it with a bicycle.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

So it left a little stubble that it clean like. Like you're supposed to do a straight razor. I don't even have a straight razor, dude. That's what happened. I remember a kid came to this kid in sixth grade, came with this big ass cut in his face. I don't know if he was kidding, but it was like this. What happened? He's like, Scarface has a scar right there. And I thought it'd be cool to like have the same scar as Scarface. I was like, there's no way. I was like, no. He goes, yeah. Are you ser. He had a big gauze bandage on. There was blood in the middle. I go.

[Marty O'Neill]

So he actually.

[Thomas]

I was like, there's no way. And then after like two weeks when he headed off, there was a gash in his face and it was like a Scarface scar.

[Marty O'Neill]

Wow. It looked like it.

[Thomas]

And I was like, there's no way you do that on purpose. Kid was a though and so he did. I think he might have did it on purpose, dude. Oh, what a down ass kid. Also ready? Ready. Your kid's normal chill comes out of the room gushing Blood. Go. Alino is such a good actor that I think I want to be like that. And you go, hey, you're dumb. Do you trust your kid ever again or do you think that your kids just.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, that kid's going to be. It's a me.

[Thomas]

But other than that he's normal.

[Marty O'Neill]

Blow up your pants.

[Thomas]

No, other than that he's normal. He doesn't even get in fights. He's really into cinema.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, hell no.

[Thomas]

He's just super.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay, so you think okay, no, that's still stupid, bro. Smack you stupid.

[OG]

Hold on. What's he think about Al Pacino?

[Thomas]

I'm just talking. Yeah, this part he's like, if that happens to me, I'm gonna be pissed. He's over here. Wait, what did he say about G so I could see, see the signs before it actually happens.

[Marty O'Neill]

I'm gonna have a dream of him tonight.

[Thomas]

Ow. Pacino.

[Marty O'Neill]

Get him. Yeah, yeah, okay.

[Thomas]

Damn. We had notes and this guy.

[OG]

Some brand new segments for this episode.

[Thomas]

You ready? Can you bring up the pictures? Did you know in Japan there is a strong, strong LA Mexican gang maker culture? You did know?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, they all go to work and, and that's like their, their after work. They get together and they dress like that and you know, they don't bang, but they just dress all right. I don't think they bang.

[Thomas]

Look at these fools.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, they look local. Yeah, bro.

[Thomas]

Isn't that crazy?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, you know? Yeah.

[Thomas]

And what Nico say earlier, Hey, I put on one geisha hat and I'm the racist.

[Marty O'Neill]

The guy in the chair is not playing it up, huh? He's really.

[Thomas]

That fool really was gay, banging and.

[OG]

Yeah, right.

[Thomas]

That's what he's like. That comes with it.

[Marty O'Neill]

I got to work.

[OG]

The one dude without the glasses on.

[Thomas]

Oh yeah, he looks all messed up. Damn og, that's like eight dudes I've met.

[OG]

I would have never known this existed in the world.

[Thomas]

Oh, you didn't know about this?

[Marty O'Neill]

They even use the talk language like little thumb shooting. Hey, food.

[Thomas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do too. Look at this. Those are Mexicans, Marty. Yeah, no, those are. God, those gotta be Mexicans. There's no way.

[OG]

Yeah, they came up. They're. They're SEO, right? For Japanese.

[Marty O'Neill]

Because sometimes, you know. Yeah, yeah, it's just. It does look. They are. It could be Asians.

[Thomas]

Look at those girls.

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn. Which ones go up, Marty?

[Thomas]

The girls up, up, up above that picture.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's crazy.

[Thomas]

Look at the low rider show behind him.

[OG]

Dude, I wouldn't even look.

[Thomas]

It's a Lowrider show.

[OG]

Think twice about this.

[Thomas]

Yeah, that's crazy. And you know, these got the structure for that. That liner. They make that pop. Look at that girl to the right. She does it. Exactly. Every girl tries to do it, dude.

[OG]

Oh, yeah, I know what you mean.

[Thomas]

She already got the flair. I don't know. But look at the guy on the right. Look how he's standing still. Like our homie. Happy birthday. All episode. We're just on this guy. It's the best part about it. And if you get offended, it's okay. You can just watch another show. It's funny to me. Oh, hell yeah. All right. I didn't know. I didn't know you knew. I didn't know you knew about this.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah, yeah. No.

[OG]

Are you culturally appropriated or offended?

[Thomas]

Oh, yeah. All right. You know how people get offended by people doing stupid? Like, well, you wore a sombrero. But it's fun.

[Marty O'Neill]

I mean, you know what? Yeah, well, sometimes I do like it. Like, it's like the same thing. Like now, like how you got this. This new little generation, you know, dressing, like, actually like that. And, you know, they're just doing it for show. Like, oh, it's like.

[Thomas]

But those are Mexican kids. Yeah, he's talking about Asian people.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, it's the same thing. They fall in the same category, too, if they're, you know. Because, like, you don't even, you know, you guys don't. They dress like that probably, like, for a Halloween and all. Right, cool. But I mean, I don't know. I guess that they're in their own country. It's cool.

[Thomas]

She is throwing the west side on the farthest east you could be, which is kind of crazy.

[Marty O'Neill]

If you're here and you're dressing like that and you're not really like that. That. That's. I don't like that.

[OG]

It's like some Tik Tok show.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, it's like. Yeah, that, you know, I mean, I don't play that all.

[Thomas]

Oh, love 143. Remember that stupid ass song? Is that what they're doing? 143. These are coded.

[OG]

A lot going on.

[Marty O'Neill]

They're good. They even be throwing the LA sign and all that.

[Thomas]

Crazy, huh?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

And the other guys in the other picture we saw first all had LA hats.

[OG]

Okay.

[Thomas]

And then we found a video of a guy from Japan, flies to East La Santee Alley, buys up everything, goes back to Japan and resells our. Like, it's the opposite. The only guy went like, what if I did that here? He caught A spark. Do you think people want authentic? Yes, they do. Those guys. You could tax those. They're like the hipsters of Japan.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

You know, they like. You know what I mean? Like, that's what it could be.

[Marty O'Neill]

I think there's a video. Didn't you see? Well, there's one where like they literally talk about like, oh, yeah, we go to work and once we get off work, we put on like a costume and you know, then we all come, we meet out here, start game.

[Thomas]

Oh, he talk us.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, this is. It's pretty crazy.

[Thomas]

And I start gang banging after work. Not at work, dude. Well, tapped up face parents are here.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's pretty local. But I mean it. I mean, it's cool for them out there.

[Thomas]

It. You know, you guys got to be.

[OG]

Cool to make them wanna, I mean, wear your costumes and chat.

[Thomas]

Oh, no, no. Gang banger clothes are cool. Baggy pants. It's high fashion. Everyone wears oversized in high fashion.

[OG]

Okay.

[Thomas]

And cool stuff and that. They all dress like Justin Bieber, just different patterns.

[OG]

Okay, Think about.

[Thomas]

Everybody just got big oversized coats.

[OG]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas]

Big pants and house shoes. Slipper. I'm wearing hulk feet right now. Keep forgetting that they are hard. I could have swore I ordered the red ones though.

[OG]

It wouldn't look right.

[Thomas]

They look like Mountain Dew. Code red. So I just thought that was cool. I don't know.

[Marty O'Neill]

All right.

[Thomas]

Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Marty O'Neill]

That makes sense.

[Thomas]

All right, man. What's up? What do you got coming up?

[OG]

More acting? More commercials? More movies?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, we have something coming up, right? What do we just do today?

[Thomas]

Oh, no, man. I know, I know that.

[OG]

Well, I mean, that's gonna be dropping on.

[Marty O'Neill]

You have coming up.

[Thomas]

Do you have any plans?

[Marty O'Neill]

Anything new? We do actually.

[Thomas]

Last time you hear you're talking about.

[Marty O'Neill]

Your clothes coming out with some, you know, something a little different, you know, some clothing line, maybe some shirts, some hats, you know, also tasers. Maybe a few tasers.

[Thomas]

Pepper spray.

[Marty O'Neill]

Pepper spray.

[OG]

That'd be sick. Yeah, that's something you could, you know, really brand well.

[Thomas]

Very handy.

[Marty O'Neill]

We're gonna do ninja stars.

[Thomas]

Ninja stars. Oh, appropriation. If they can do that, we can do ninja stars.

[Marty O'Neill]

Right? Yeah. Now I'm gonna do some. Maybe some. Some dope merch.

[Thomas]

If you merge that culture in this culture, it's just Filipino culture.

[OG]

Oh, gotcha.

[Thomas]

See, so education stupid, but it works. Mixing the Japanese Chicano ladies and Mexican culture and mixing Japanese culture. I said is Filipino culture because Mexicans and Asians together is basically a Filipino. Pretty on point.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's what I look like, my family. Yep.

[OG]

Okay.

[Thomas]

True. All right. One day, I promise. You know what a hot foot is?

[OG]

One day, stuffing some water when you.

[Thomas]

Just light someone's sock on fire or their pant leg. Okay, one day, when we get different setup, I'm going to pay somebody at the end of the show, give you a hot foot. So, like right now, as we're wrapping up this and OG Runs up on.

[OG]

Fire Rock Army Crawl. Okay.

[Thomas]

Over time, Rock was just hitting with those little. Those little lasers that light fires. You see those?

[OG]

Oh, a magnifying glass.

[Thomas]

I'll do an outdoor podcast. Man, we gotta do it behind you. Just burning a hole through your shoulder. You could. It's sad.

[Marty O'Neill]

You could.

[Thomas]

If you fell asleep at a certain angle, a magnifying glass would burn right through your skin.

[Marty O'Neill]

With their boys like that, they'd be putting. That's propane. And then lighting them up and supposed to sleep. I'm like, murder. You haven't seen those shits. There's a few of them. They dude gets up all crazy, then they're all laughing. I'm just like, you almost.

[Thomas]

Oh, like a prank.

[Marty O'Neill]

Probably burn his.

[Thomas]

I saw Prank yesterday. Like five of their homies. One guy was asleep. They just stabbed him so many times. Like, prank, prank, prank. It was so tight. It was a prison video. Praying prank.

[Marty O'Neill]

Was it the one that. Where the dude gets made? No, I just see one.

[OG]

There is a famous prison video of a dude getting stabbed right now.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I just seen it, right? And dude just gets up and then they're just.

[Thomas]

Did they yell prank, prank, prank?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

I can tell the way you say you're lying. And it wasn't the same video I made up right now.

[Marty O'Neill]

I mean, it sounds like it hit this fool.

[Thomas]

How much? Niners tattoo on the chest. Small, but you gotta flaunt it hard. Like when you take your shirt off and people come over. You haven't seen a while. You see my new tattoo?

[Marty O'Neill]

No.

[Thomas]

That's all you gotta say. Did you see my new tattoo? That's all you have to say. Nothing crazy.

[OG]

How about the Niners tattoo? Like teardrop area. It's got to be the Niners icon right here.

[Marty O'Neill]

Kidding me.

[OG]

Never either.

[Marty O'Neill]

There.

[OG]

Right in the third eye.

[Thomas]

Oh, my God. You had to get Savage Cross SF. Small SF. $30 million.

[OG]

30.

[Thomas]

30. No, no. If you don't pass it. If you pass it up, you're a selfish human being. Give up your face for your family.

[Marty O'Neill]

I would get an sf, but not the way they have it.

[Thomas]

The logo no, no, I need it to be the sf the way they spell it.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, that's the deal.

[Thomas]

Jerk.

[Marty O'Neill]

Both.

[Thomas]

No stuff. These are covered up right now. Elon Musk walks in because he's our new. Our next guest next week, by the way. And he's like, yo, I'm lying. I'm. And he's like, yo, $10 million in cash, tax free. And you see it, and it's six giant shopping bags full of hundred stacks, and then go just get the sf.

[Marty O'Neill]

No. Why not, like, that's the deal. Why not, like, get a rocket shuttle on your face?

[Thomas]

It's something that we want.

[Marty O'Neill]

Nobody saying Elon Musk. Want me to guess?

[Thomas]

Don't give the hypothetical. Try to change your tattoo.

[OG]

He's just the bank.

[Marty O'Neill]

What's.

[Thomas]

What's wrong with you, man?

[Marty O'Neill]

Why is it got to be because.

[Thomas]

You don't like it?

[Marty O'Neill]

That was your boy yesterday.

[OG]

He lives in San Francisco, too.

[Thomas]

I want to see your limits. That's the point of this. Not like, oh, really bad Raiders tattoo. No, full.

[Marty O'Neill]

All right, I'll be honest with you. If it's going to be a tattoo, it's going to have to stay there.

[Thomas]

Stay there on your face, SF and forever. And he's in here with literally buckets of money. You could fill your car up.

[Marty O'Neill]

Nah, bro.

[Thomas]

That's the dumbest I ever heard in my life.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's crazy, bro. You would not do it. You would not. Well, you probably like the team. You're good, but I'm saying I don't have tattoos. No, don't give me that coverage.

[Thomas]

It's not like I'm asking for your first tattoo and only you're covered. That's why I said, you're back.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, I'll tell you what.

[Thomas]

Compromising.

[Marty O'Neill]

The hypothetical question, if someone said 10 million, I'll keep it on for 10 years.

[Thomas]

That's not the. You don't get to pick. It's not the case.

[Marty O'Neill]

Hey, what if they tell me, hey, 30 million, that's 30 years.

[Thomas]

I just gave you the question for the rest of your life. No, Mindy, would you be mad at him, right? You take care of generations of your family. What right for that two letters. It could just be. Every time someone goes, you're a diamond fan. I go, no, super fresh. Super, super fitted. That's what it means. Super fitted, Super. But every time you walk away, I go, he's a die hard nighter.

[OG]

This means, sup, fool?

[Thomas]

Sup, fool. There you go, Marty.

[Marty O'Neill]

No. You know what? I'll be honest with you. No, I wouldn't do it, man.

[Thomas]

That's the dumbest I've heard you say. Okay, ready? A little dick and balls out of here. 30.

[Marty O'Neill]

$30 million out of here. No. Here way. Not even for 50 million, I would.

[Thomas]

What?

[OG]

No, you can make that co.

[Thomas]

This feels wild.

[Marty O'Neill]

What am I going to do? Have $50 million and then have a dick on my face?

[Thomas]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, right?

[Thomas]

Yeah, dude.

[Marty O'Neill]

A dick with balls on my face.

[Thomas]

Every time someone makes fun of you, go, I have 50 million. Actually, 48, cuz I gambled a million yesterday. Cuz I'm an. Boom. That's crazy. Mindy, if. If we got him up, faded, passed out, would you tap the SF on him for $30 million? Yes. Right. Of course you would. And he'd wake up and go, we don't have to worry and neither does our bloodline ever again. Right.

[Marty O'Neill]

Say, well, sorry, bloodline, but all right.

[Thomas]

Just do it anyway and keep the money. He could be pissed and leave.

[Marty O'Neill]

Keep the money?

[Thomas]

You're a wiener fool.

[Marty O'Neill]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't put.

[Thomas]

No, you're whack as hell.

[Marty O'Neill]

I wouldn't.

[Thomas]

I'll take bullets my whole family.

[Marty O'Neill]

Unless you take it. Unless.

[Thomas]

$30 million.

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't know. No, no, not that. No, no, no. I don't play this.

[OG]

It's gonna be the Raiders year this year.

[Thomas]

All right, all right. How about this? On the sides of your nose? SF, how about compromise? You got the word 49ers, but it's under your mustache.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, my mustache should cover it.

[Thomas]

Under it, yes. As long as you grow hair on your face, it's okay.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas]

Let's go. We compromise. That's what I want to hear.

[Marty O'Neill]

You're talking, what, 30 million? What you say?

[Thomas]

$30 million.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas]

But it's under your mustache.

[Marty O'Neill]

You'll never see it.

[Thomas]

Let's go. You know what's crazy? If he didn't take the face tight, he could just cover it with his hat or something.

[OG]

No, the glasses are covering everything.

[Thomas]

Yeah, he just always wears glasses. He does now. And took that 30 mil anyway, underneath. Right here. San Francisco 49ers.

[Marty O'Neill]

This.

[OG]

This.

[Marty O'Neill]

I didn't the whole.

[Thomas]

But why not? You're not going to see any of it. It's a little block letters and then a little dick right here. But you can cover it with your goatee.

[OG]

What about the Chiefs?

[Thomas]

No, no, for real, though.

[Marty O'Neill]

No.

[Thomas]

49, you. You said yes to it. You said yes to it.

[Marty O'Neill]

I'm saying if it was. Yeah. If I cover it, you can't see that.

[Thomas]

Yep.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas]

And a little dick. No, but you can cover it. You can cover it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Give a.

[Thomas]

All right, then. You don't get no money.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. It.

[Thomas]

Nope.

[Marty O'Neill]

Hell, no.

[Thomas]

Bigger.

[Marty O'Neill]

I wouldn't.

[Thomas]

He's just. All right, look, look. How about two circles and a line right here? It's the same. You'll never see it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Hell, no.

[Thomas]

You know what's crazy? I'm gonna hit him's ass every time he gets faded with some Nair. I'm a Nair. His face every time I hit him. So over time, his follicles die and he has to rock 49ers on his.

[OG]

Oh, that's where you're going with this.

[Thomas]

All right, OG we realize that you're terrible business, friend. Because if, like, yo, I need your help. You got a tattoo SF on your face. And my whole family dies for this.

[Marty O'Neill]

Guy.

[Thomas]

Your whole family needs it. You can't do it. No, I'm not a Niners fan, dog. My family. That's all I heard. My kids.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. It wasn't it, though, Crosses. This wasn't it, man.

[Thomas]

Rage died.

[OG]

If it were Chief's logo. I'm, like, really thinking to myself, marty.

[Thomas]

You wouldn't get a Casey on your face for $30 million. Are you joking me?

[OG]

I mean, it's 30 mil. Okay?

[Thomas]

It's 30.

[Marty O'Neill]

30 million. You're gonna have that forever.

[OG]

Yeah, I'll just throw my face on the grill afterwards.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, no, no, you can't do that. No, you can't do none of that.

[Thomas]

No, you gotta keep it.

[Marty O'Neill]

You gotta keep it on there.

[OG]

I can't carve it off my vest.

[Thomas]

No, no, But. But also, what's the big deal?

[Marty O'Neill]

I mean, if that's the case, I would do good, too.

[Thomas]

No, no, that full back tap. Mom's like this.

[Marty O'Neill]

Guy. Let's think of. That's it.

[Thomas]

With his tongue coming out. Not like that.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, my God.

[Thomas]

Yeah, like that. But hold on. The bar joint.

[OG]

All right, I'm going to do it. I'm going to get the money, and then I'm just going to it.

[Thomas]

No, no, hold back. But you got to keep it. Only when you go to the pool, people will know I'm gonna kill myself in the face up. So nobody knows until they're dressing me. For real, though. You wouldn't do it. Back to Stevo.

[Marty O'Neill]

Big Stevo.

[Thomas]

Yo. Steve has a cell phone. His back. Yeah, that's how big I want. The Mahomes. You know how the.

[Marty O'Neill]

The.

[Thomas]

The. The. The tattoos of Jordan, like, crying on. On the trophy. I Want it detailed like that.

[OG]

Oh, like super H. Dude, I need.

[Thomas]

Pat Mahomes in the background, his brother doing a tik tok dance. $30 million, Marty, if you don't take super rings.

[OG]

And on the back, 30 mil.

[Thomas]

Hold back.

[OG]

Yeah, yeah. On the back 30 mil.

[Thomas]

Run it. You know why? Cuz he cares about his family's well being.

[Marty O'Neill]

Tell me on my back, these D can and balls out of here.

[Thomas]

F. Yeah, Are.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Hit me with right.

[OG]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Okay. You get it too. As long as you off, everyone else gets it but him. Man. We started off this conversation talking about a back tattoo. That was the whole start. And you said no to it. So he says, yeah. He goes, you didn't give me that option, but guess we did. We talked about it for a long time. Yes, we did. It was funny. You're back lit so everyone can see your eyes because the light's going through your glasses. So it's like there's no tent.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's cool.

[Thomas]

So it looks like you have big clear frames. Like a door.

[Marty O'Neill]

They look like. Sorry.

[Thomas]

He's panicking right now.

[Marty O'Neill]

Stupid.

[Thomas]

This fool's like, what do you mean? Snapchat save. You can save Snapchat. That's what faces with. My eyes are shut. Thank you. All right, let's get out of here. Ashley. 20 minutes ago. What do you got coming up? I don't know. All right.

[Marty O'Neill]

I set the merch.

[Thomas]

I sent the merch. I said the merch, kid. Anything else you want to add?

[OG]

Appreciate you coming through and crushing commercial number two. That was iconic. Legendary. We'll be dropping on Friday.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Appreciate you.

[Marty O'Neill]

Nope. I didn't know what it was even gonna be.

[Thomas]

Thomas, you know, I told you the whole thing yesterday at errands.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well, he didn't tell me what my lines were gonna be.

[Thomas]

No, I didn't tell you. I said, you're gonna yell, get out of here. That's literally what your line was. That's literally what your line was, but we changed it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Really? I still want to see what it was.

[Thomas]

I thought.

[Marty O'Neill]

I want to see what you guys first thought.

[Thomas]

Would you give me first one? I thought I didn't tell you what what you're going to say, but now you're telling me the lines. I told him. That's great.

[Marty O'Neill]

What did you guys. What you guys really wanted me to say. Cuz I know that.

[Thomas]

Why don't you recite Malcolm X speech full.

[Marty O'Neill]

Here you go. Yeah, There you go.

[OG]

You nailed it.

[Thomas]

But thanks. It was good.

[Marty O'Neill]

All right. Appreciate it.

[Thomas]

Anything else you want to Say, before we get out of here.

[Marty O'Neill]

We'Re going.

[OG]

To drop that TV show.

[Marty O'Neill]

What about. What about the. We're going to drop the. The papers.

[Thomas]

Papers. Next 35 days out.

[Marty O'Neill]

There you go.

[Thomas]

Oh, we have some glasses coming out from Push trees soon with OG oh, yeah, yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah. Sorry. I forgot about those.

[Thomas]

Yep. It's going to be sick. I like it. They're gonna be. I don't think we're do it with lokes, but we're gonna do our own lokes. But we talked to them. It's gonna be sick.

[Marty O'Neill]

Pretty sick.

[Thomas]

All right, let's get out of here. Thank you for being here, man. You wore the headphones a little bit today. That was cool.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I'll wear them next time. A little bit. Oh, cool.

[Thomas]

Like that. Just hold them like that. Just one.

[OG]

We need like a full freestyle 16 bar session. Next time you come too.

[Marty O'Neill]

I'm put on some beads from you, right? Some turntables, you mean?

[Thomas]

No, I said bars.

[OG]

Bars. We need break dancing. We need turntables.

[Thomas]

I need you to do an American enthused song while braid dancing. Next time, like, talk about America and how we were founded. And really, I'm getting. I got into some trouble, so I'm trying to make them look like I'm from here. Hey, man, I need that card. You never know. Look at green feet. Green card manifestation. All right, let's get out of here, man. I'm gonna be delirious like a little kid. And thank you for being here. Appreciate it, guys. I'm not sure which episode this has been, but this has been OG and he's back and we talked about a bunch of stuff. This is Marty, that's OG thanks for being here.

[OG]

Appreciate you guys.

[Thomas]

We appreciate you. Drop a. Like, let's get out of here. You ready?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Next episode. One more. Let's go.

[Marty O'Neill]

Cool.

[OG]

All right.

[Thomas]

Thank you guys for being here. Appreciate it. Have a dope ass day. You're hilarious.

[Marty O'Neill]

Good ch.

[Thomas]

Guys, you're delirious. Marty's vis been here for 12 hours. Perfect, perfect, perfect.