DOPE AS USUAL Podcast - Episode: Never Scared w/ David Lucas!
Hosts: Marty O'Neill & Thomas Araujo
Guest: David Lucas
Release Date: May 27, 2025
1. Welcome and Equipment Banter (00:18 - 05:00)
The episode kicks off with David Lucas jestingly critiquing the podcast's microphone stand, setting a lighthearted and humorous tone for the conversation.
- David Lucas [00:18]: “Y' all too rich for this Raggedy ass mic stand.”
- Johnny Carson [00:27]: “You don't like the mic stand?”
This playful exchange segues into a discussion about setting up a home studio, highlighting the hosts' dedication and the challenges they face in creating quality content amidst their busy schedules.
- David Lucas [00:56]: “We have half of this that I'm setting up in my house to make a studio. That's how busy we've been.”
2. Touring Life and Evolving Comedy Sets (05:00 - 21:05)
David delves into the rigors of touring, emphasizing the relentless schedule of performing multiple shows a week to establish his name and generate income.
- David Lucas [01:28]: “When you're doing these comedy clubs to make money, you do Thursday through Saturday. Then if you're lucky, you might have a Sunday.”
He discusses his approach to maintaining fresh and engaging sets, balancing rehearsed material with spontaneous additions to keep performances dynamic.
- David Lucas [02:03]: “When I film my special, I did that set for like a month. I didn't alter it at all because I knew what I was gonna say… I'm always tinkering with something or writing something new.”
The conversation highlights the importance of adaptability in comedy, referencing fellow comedians like Bobby Lee who continually evolve their acts to remain relevant and entertaining.
- Johnny Carson [03:05]: “I've watched Bobby Lee do the same set for six years straight. Somehow keeps getting better.”
3. Skip Advertisements (21:05 - 48:06)
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4. Post-Advertisements: Personal Stories and Social Commentary (48:06 - 105:02)
a. Drug Use and Personal Experiences
The hosts openly discuss their experiences with substances, focusing on weed and its varying effects.
- David Lucas [48:15]: “I do with weed… I only smoke CBD dominant.”
- Johnny Carson [48:29]: “CBD dominant weed, which is crazy. How did you even find it?”
They explore the differences between CBD and psychoactive strains, sharing personal anecdotes about their usage and its impact on their lives.
b. Social Media and Authenticity
A significant portion of the discussion centers around the authenticity of social media followers, expressing disdain for fake followers and highlighting the negative impact of superficial online metrics.
- Johnny Carson [30:01]: “I'm just talking because only fat people.”
- David Lucas [30:18]: “Anybody who's on Reddit threads and leaving negative YouTube comments, you ain't got much in life.”
They critique the superficiality of online interactions and promote genuine engagement over inflated follower counts.
c. Comedy Career Highlights and Special Releases
David Lucas shares milestones in his comedy career, including his upcoming special and performances at prestigious venues like Madison Square Garden.
- David Lucas [63:18]: “August 15th, me, Tony and the boys were actually doing stand up at Madison Square Garden. Oh, that'll be the biggest venue.”
- Johnny Carson [63:29]: “We put it in the description davidlucascomedy.com.”
The conversation underscores the dedication required to succeed in stand-up comedy, balancing personal life with professional aspirations.
d. Reflections on Family and Parenting
Personal reflections on family life and parenting emerge, with David discussing the joys and challenges of raising children amidst a demanding career.
- David Lucas [66:47]: “Their happiness makes me happy… Scraping up money to go buy her fucking Pampers and formula…”
- Johnny Carson [86:18]: “All right, that's it. Have a dope ass day.”
These heartfelt moments contrast with the comedic banter, revealing the human side of the hosts and their commitment to their families.
e. Views on Politics and Social Issues
The hosts venture into discussions about politics, race relations, and societal perceptions, offering candid and often provocative opinions.
- David Lucas [55:19]: “They basically make the silent majority go away… They're supporting this white. We don't give a fuck.”
- Johnny Carson [55:41]: “He stabbed this kid to death. How did he get out?”
This segment reflects the hosts' frustrations with societal narratives and their desire for more nuanced conversations around sensitive topics.
f. Upcoming Projects and Tours
The conversation circles back to future endeavors, including upcoming shows, podcast appearances, and collaborative projects.
- Thomas [91:07]: “Where would you like to film at? If you could pick anyone?”
- David Lucas [91:17]: “We on Netflix. The number two podcast on YouTube after jail.”
They discuss their aspirations to expand their reach through various media platforms, aiming for broader recognition and success.
Notable Quotes
- David Lucas [02:48]: “But then if I sit in that pocket of that joke and continue to say it more, you start adding more stuff and you go in depth with it more.”
- Johnny Carson [03:10]: “Everybody's just late. Nothing's rad.”
- David Lucas [09:38]: “And then at Christmas gifts… stole them. Broke into our house two days before Christmas, stole the Christmas gifts.”
- Johnny Carson [21:05]: “[Skip: Advertisement Segment]”
- David Lucas [48:15]: “I do with weed… I only smoke CBD dominant.”
- Johnny Carson [55:44]: “He's a horse.”
- Thomas [90:12]: “She's not distracted.”
- Johnny Carson [101:44]: “I've never seen this person.”
Conclusion
The "Never Scared" episode of the DOPE AS USUAL Podcast offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and candid discussions on various aspects of life, comedy, and society. David Lucas brings a unique perspective, balancing the demands of a comedy career with personal responsibilities and social observations. The hosts engage listeners with their authentic interactions, making the episode both entertaining and insightful for those who haven't tuned in.
For more information and to catch up on upcoming shows, visit davidlucascomedy.com and follow David Lucas on all social platforms under the handle David Lucas Funny.
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