Saying Horrible Things w/ Dave Blunts!

Summary

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DOPE AS USUAL Podcast: "Saying Horrible Things w/ Dave Blunts!"

Hosts: Thomas “Dope as Yola” Araujo & Marty O’Neill
Guest: Dave Blunts
Release Date: February 24, 2026

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Overview

This episode of “Dope As Usual” brings back frequent guest and controversial rapper Dave Blunts for another uncensored, humor-laced deep dive into music beefs, meme culture, viral moments, creative process, and the chaos of the pop culture landscape. Leaning into the show’s “say anything” vibe, the trio swaps stories—from industry drama and social commentary to childhood trauma and movies—riffing on cancel culture, boundaries in art, and the war stories of online gaming, all in their signature irreverent style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dave Blunts' Return & Podcast Legacy

• Recurring Guest Status: Dave is now a three-time guest, vying for the most appearances on the show.
  • [00:55] "Welcome back. Our friend. I’m just excited to sit here and say horrible things. Possibly just ridiculous stuff." – Thomas
• The group jokes about podcast “regulars” and multi-season history.
  • [01:14] OG, another frequent guest, is mentioned as the reigning "most time" guest.

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2. Music Industry Drama: Kanye, 50 Cent, Cat Williams

• Splitting from Kanye West:

  • [03:35] Marty shares how he professionally, politely stopped working with Kanye due to conflicting values, expecting backlash but getting a calm response.
    • "The text was like, I'm not aligning with what you got going on. And then his response was like, okay. Thank you." – Marty ([04:02])
  • Dave expands: His split with Kanye was about conflicting visions, mental health struggles, and rejecting being a mouthpiece for someone else’s ideology.
    • [05:03] "I just put a swastika on it. Yo, that motherfucker's wild as hell." – Thomas

• Cat Williams Standup Meme:

  • Cat Williams used Dave’s image in his touring standup, which Dave finds both annoying and oddly validating.
    • [02:30] "This morning I saw Cat Williams talking about you in his stand up special." – Thomas
    • [18:43] "I'm kind of conflicted...somebody says something about me, I'm getting on the ass...But I’ve just been chilling...do I want to respond or say something?" – Dave

• 50 Cent & Rap Beefs:

  • Dave reflects on engaging in beef out of loyalty to Kanye and sees now that those battles weren't worth it.
    • [11:47] "That just wasn’t needed, you know what I'm saying? Like, if that was a lifelong friend—cool. But…I’ll take it, I was dick riding." – Dave

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3. Cancel Culture, Online Outrage & Pushing Boundaries

• Offensive Content & Artistic Autonomy:

  • Dave recounts pushback about the explicit non-PC language in his upcoming song “Unnecessary.”
    • [30:36] "Every single thing that just happened—yo, mute. Every word that just came out…the storm." – Thomas
  • He defends his approach as uninhibited self-expression and faces an existential crisis about commercializing his sound.
    • [36:10] "Do I want to make my music more catered to what others want? Or make the shit I want?" – Dave

• YouTube, Monetization & Slurs:

  • They riff on which words can get monetized on YouTube, joking about the perverse incentives and platform rules.
    • "Can I get you to sit into every video I post in the background? Just saying the N word constantly…That would be incredible." – Thomas ([34:51])

• Dave’s Philosophy:

  • Pushes back on conforming to industrial trends, aiming to “pave a new normal” with his controversial content.
    • [41:47] "You can't necessarily—I've spent enough time being mad…now I just gotta prove them wrong." – Dave

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4. Viral Culture & Childhood Stories

• Meme-ification in Real Life:

  • Revisiting the viral Cat Williams vs. kid fight meme, humor and humiliation in the public eye.
    • [24:43] "Yeah, he had him in a choco, short him up, man…" — Dave
  • Notable Moment:
    • [13:09] "That's a permanent case of dick riding right there." – Dave (referring to Ja Rule beef)

• Childhood Trauma and Class Identity:

  • Thomas and Dave trade stories about getting lost, abandoned, or dropped off on the wrong street as kids.
    • [84:12] "Getting lost as a kid... Like, 'what if they can never find me again?'" – Thomas

• Race, Slurs, & Gaming:

  • Unfiltered talk about language in online gaming and making fun of racist trash talk.
    • [96:20] "I'd knock through doors and be like, I smell n**rs in here." – Dave (on the abandoned Friday the 13th game and proximity chat)

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5. Movies, TV, and Streaming: Deep Nerd Out

• Sequels, Reboots, and Batman Debates:

  • In-depth debate about best/worst comedy sequels, superhero movies, actors, and the history of Batman on film.
    • [133:22] "Who's the best Batman? Ben Affleck." – Dave
    • [134:02] "Ben Affleck is a good actor." – Dave
    • [134:15] Thomas (skeptical): "You know what? I'll watch it now that you say..."

• Streaming Recommendations:

  • The Boys, Invincible, animated Batman, X-Men 97.
  • Anime: Attack on Titan gets high praise from Thomas.
    • [69:09] "It is one of the coolest shows I’ve ever seen." – Thomas

• AI in Film & Music:

  • Discussion on the rising impact of AI on movies, memes (like MLK as battle rapper), and ghostwriting for music.
    • [108:41] "Are you down for AI beats, bro?" – Marty
    • [109:28] "You think there's rappers out here putting whole AI songs out?" – Thomas
    • [109:45] "That’s who it benefits the most...bigger artists." – Dave

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6. Social Commentary—Pedophiles, Cancelled Celebs & Outrage

• Dads Against Predators, SPM, Jared Fogle:

  • Ongoing dark humor about predators being caught on camera, with grim jokes about vigilante justice.

    • [56:15] "Get the pedophiles to come there and slap each other." – Dave

  • SPM (South Park Mexican) and freedom debates

    • [117:05] "A lot of Mexican people are on the Free SPM movement. Where do you stand?" – Dave
    • [117:30] "If somebody is a pedophile… Free nothing." – Thomas

  • Jared Fogle prison stories

    • [120:13] "I watched this tatted Aryan white guy on TikTok... JFO got smashed, stomped out last year..." – Thomas

• Cancel Culture, Outrage & Online Backlash

  • The group laughs about social media dog-piling, using “rescue” for dogs, and how attacks spiral.
    • [123:11] "People are DMing my wife how mad they are." – Thomas

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7. Music, Upcoming Projects & Life Updates

• New Single (“Unnecessary”):

  • Drops Feb 20th; video and album (titled “I’ll believe it when I see it”) are in the works.
  • Discussing the creative process, meaning behind lyrics, dilemmas of self-censorship, and shifting from chaos to focus.
    • [112:09] "February 20th. And I’m gonna be shooting a video to it. That’s gonna be a really good, crazy video." – Dave
    • [113:04] "I got [tracksuits] ready…I’m just trying to package them with the album." – Dave

• Staying Independent:

  • Rejecting genre trends and outside voices, intent on defining his own lane.
    • [42:10] Thomas: "No one is rapping like you. Keep pushing at it."

• Future Plans:

  • Healthy Stuff water line, merch, and keeping physical/mental health a focus.
  • [156:46] "I’m coming out with my own water—Healthy Stuff." – Dave

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [05:03] Thomas (on Kanye): "I just put a swastika on it. Yo, that motherfucker's wild as hell."
• [13:09] Dave: "That's a permanent case of dick riding right there."
• [24:43] Dave (on Cat Williams meme): "Yeah, he had him in a choco, short him up, man. Damn. By a 12-year-old at over the age of 30."
• [36:10] Dave: "Do I want to make my music a little bit more, you know, catered to what other people want me to make or do I want to make the shit that I want to make?"
• [41:49] Dave: "I’ve spent enough time being mad and angry, like, 'Oh, then nobody understands me.' Like a fucking teenager. But it's like, who gives a fuck? I just gotta prove them wrong."
• [96:20] Dave (about Friday the 13th video game): "I'd knock through doors and be like, I smell n****rs in here…They didn't kick nobody, bro. They abandoned that game."
• [133:22] Dave: "Ben Affleck [is the best Batman]."
• [146:14] Dave (on Deadpool): "It was good, man. I went to see that. I think I was 15, 16 when it came out, man. I went to see that in theater like four times."
• [150:19] Dave: "[Strongest superhero?] Either Batman or fucking Omni man from Invincible. One of those two."
• [151:05] Dave: "Think about it. Spoiled millionaires. All I hear, bro, Batman, I'm telling you, he can beat all them, bro. But prep time."

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:46 – Dave’s guest status, show open ("saying horrible things")
• 03:35–06:10 – Splitting professionally from Kanye; mental health talk
• 10:28 – Dads Against Predators & vigilante justice debate
• 11:47 – 50 Cent/Uncle Murda beef and self-awareness about "dick riding"
• 18:43–21:10 – Cat Williams stand-up meme & to respond or not to respond
• 30:36–38:00 – Previewing "Unnecessary," language taboos, creative dilemma
• 56:15 – Power Slap, vigilante justice fantasies
• 84:12 – Childhood stories: being lost/left as a kid
• 96:20 – "Racist gaming" & roleplaying on proximity chat
• 109:28 – AI in music, ghostwriting for major artists
• 117:05–118:08 – SPM (South Park Mexican) controversy
• 120:13 – Jared Fogle prison gossip
• 133:22–136:00 – Best Batman debate (Ben Affleck, really?)
• 146:14 – Deadpool’s cultural status and Dave’s film fandom
• 156:46 – Merch, Healthy Stuff water line announcement
• 157:01 – DaveMonst.co website, future plans
• 158:34 – “Little chapters of your career”—planning for when Dave’s too big to return

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a wild ride—crude, unfiltered, and unapologetically honest. It explores cancel culture, the cost/benefit of controversy, inside stories on music feuds, pushing boundaries in art, and the evolving relationship between artist and audience. The pod thrives on its freeform “anything goes” energy, coming alive most whenever guests and hosts riff unscripted about real moments and public perceptions.

Fans of Dave Blunts will get insight into his current headspace, upcoming releases, and outlook, alongside trademark irreverence and industry anecdotes. New listeners will find a barrage of pop culture references, wild humor, and relentless authenticity.

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Quick Links

• Dave Blunts Instagram: @ilovedaveyou
• Official site: davemonts.co
• New Single “Unnecessary” – Drops Feb 20th
• Merch: Healthy Stuff tracksuits & water line coming soon

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“You can’t necessarily… I’ve spent enough time being mad and angry, like, ‘Oh, then nobody understands me’ like a fucking teenager. But it’s like, who gives a fuck? I just got to prove them wrong.”
— Dave Blunts ([41:49])

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Transcript

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Getting choked out.

[Dave Blunts]

Yep, Right there. Yep. Look at that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Damn that Kodak black.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that is him.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Dude, that's him in the meme where

[Dave Blunts]

he got up by Kodak.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's him. Dude. That's the meme.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It really does look like Kodak.

[Dave Blunts]

That's crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's like a young Kodak.

[Marty O'Neal]

It might be Kodak black belt.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Black belt.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That was a good one. Perfect,

[Dave Blunts]

Perfect,

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Perfect,

[Dave Blunts]

Perfect.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the dope as usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dope as Yola, whatever you want to call me. And this is my co host, Marty o'. Neal. What's up, guys? Sober as could be. How we doing, guys?

[Dave Blunts]

What's up?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Welcome back. Our friend. I'm just excited to sit here and say horrible things. Possibly just ridiculous stuff. Welcome back. I think for the third time now.

[Dave Blunts]

Third time.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Welcome back, Mr. Dave Blunts.

[Dave Blunts]

Hello, sir. How's it going, man?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I like healthy stuff. Thank you.

[Dave Blunts]

Thank you, Switch. Thank you. I appreciate that. Is. Am I the most person who's been on here the most times?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, this is Mexican fool named OG that's been on here so many since season one. So many. He's one of my homies and he's just.

[Dave Blunts]

Wait, se. What season we in now?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

About 5 as of last. As of this week.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Last week on Sunday was our year five. Yeah, you're the. Yeah.

[Marty O'Neal]

I'm getting up there, though. Definitely a favorite.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. What's up, man? How's everything been going?

[Dave Blunts]

Well, man, I just been working, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Real quick. You left. Last time you were here, we were saying ridiculous things. And then two days later, we're. Last time. I don't know if it was on camera. Off camera. Like, you should do a video where you're like, upside down. Like 50 Cent doing sit ups. He'd be like, yay, I'll talk. And then like two days later, I'm like, yo, this was beefing with 50 Cent and he's the biggest troll of all time. What is gonna happen? Because he's up for. He's up against somebody that can really make fun of the. You know what I mean? If you really want to get down, you. You, I feel like could really burn a. So that's what happened as you left.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And then you told Kanye that you weren't doing anything anymore with him.

[Dave Blunts]

What.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What else has been going on? There's so much. We just talked about that.

[Dave Blunts]

Right.

[Marty O'Neal]

There is a lot to focus on.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

This morning I saw Cat Williams talking about you in his stand up special.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Which is crazy. Not only that, can you get money out of him using that picture like that?

[Dave Blunts]

I could try. I could try.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like. All right, man, just shoot my 30 bucks.

[Marty O'Neal]

Did you know that that was gonna happen, man?

[Dave Blunts]

He's been on tour for like a year and a half, so that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, he's been using that.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, he's been using. People will send me videos of it. I think one of the last time I seen it was on like a Carnival cruise or some. For it was a Carnival cruise. Big ass screen. Like, like sweet life on deck and

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

get out of here, Cody.

[Dave Blunts]

Is that what it was? Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That was just like three years, a little too young. It was like I was just getting out of my. Watching more Nick at night, you know.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, George Lopez.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

George Lo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember. I remember George Lopez came on Nick at night. Yeah, Nick at night, man. I watched a lot of Roseanne. Oh, yeah. So, Marty, as we were talking about earlier, you told Kanye to. To step off. And we said, you're the only person we've ever seen, like, tell Connie I don't want to work with you anymore. And he went, delighted. For what? Why? Can you please tell me what? This didn't align. The. The guy I thought we thought would have lost his mind on you.

[Marty O'Neal]

The text, it was just so polite in both ways. The text was like, I'm not aligning with what you got going on. And then his response was like, first of all, I was surprised. He's like, okay, thank you.

[Dave Blunts]

Okay, thanks.

[Marty O'Neal]

What seems to not be in alignment. Not what I would have.

[Dave Blunts]

You know, I mean, you.

[Marty O'Neal]

You hear such wild about this dude. Not what I would.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

His.

[Marty O'Neal]

I would have thought his ego would have been just hurt.

[Dave Blunts]

Well, I, you know, I hear people say they have a lot of, you know, like, they'll say that he like went off on them or I. I never really went off on me or really even like disrespected me ever. Really just kind of like. Yeah, never really disrespected me or anything like that or talked to me crazy. But, you know, just when I realized kind of that we didn't have the same, like, vision for the music and like that. I just had to get the on up out of there.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Was it. Was it the swastika?

[Dave Blunts]

That's the start. I wish it was just that, but it's. It's more than that. That's. Yeah, that's.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I just put a swastik on it. Yo, that motherfucker's wild as hell.

[Dave Blunts]

But. But, yeah, that. Yeah, it was the. That and just a whole lot of, you know, like, man, I thought we was just making some. I didn't know there was a whole, like, agenda he wanted to push. And when I realized that, then I'm like, oh, I don't.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

We were just making.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I thought we were just. Yeah. I don't know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Whatever that was.

[Dave Blunts]

Whatever that was at the time. Yeah, I think it was. I think he's apologized since then, and, you know, and I've definitely said some things that probably I was didn't. I don't know. I said some bullshit. But I think during that whole time, you know, I was just really manic around that time. So afterwards, you know, when I stopped aligning myself with him and, like, that, I just kind of was, like, real manic. I mean, you've seen the. I was doing. I was making those crazy songs. And then after that, I went on, like, a shroom bender.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, since I saw you last.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I didn't see that.

[Dave Blunts]

I went on, like, a shroom bender. And then I, you know, asked my girlfriend to marry me on stage. And, like, it was just real automatic decisions at that time. You know what I'm saying? So then manic or just on point.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm kidding. You know, and then you're forward.

[Dave Blunts]

Man, that was just real, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Mar.

[Dave Blunts]

Marry me. You know, we got each other's names tattooed. You know, I'm saying out of all that whole mania, that was, like, the only thing that I don't regret is getting her name tattooed on me.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Nice.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Also, we can't just glide past shroom bender.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I take mushrooms. I take mushrooms. Never done a bender.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It was better, like, more than one day in a row. Two days.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Yeah. I think it was a good, like. I don't know. I was just waking up and taking them every day. Oh, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Were they different strains?

[Dave Blunts]

No, the same ones.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They still hit the same. Same.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell, yeah. It was the first time I'd ever did shrooms, so. Yeah, that was pretty fun.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

How much are we talking?

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, bro, at least more than, like, an eighth a day.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh.

[Dave Blunts]

Because I'm taking them, and then once I feel it wearing off, I take more.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Probably the cat. Another cat. Another.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hell, yeah. Okay, so not staring at the sun. Talking to you. What did you see?

[Dave Blunts]

Hey, man, I had. I mean, it was just. I didn't, like, see anything.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, so it's the body high.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, it was a body high. Hell, yeah. I just felt like. You ever See the movie Limitless?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. I feel like I took the limitless pill.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, they said you felt like a white man. That's crazy, dude. That's the.

[Dave Blunts]

The.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The raccoon from Guards the Galaxy.

[Marty O'Neal]

I said albino penis.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Penis.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. But I just said a lot of things at the time. I think I had went out there and said like, that he, like, groomed me and some shit, and the Internet was like, oh, like, what do you mean he groomed you? And I just, you know, I just. I don't necessarily think that he groomed me. I think, like I said at the time, I was just really manic and just really not taking accountability for the situation. But. So, yeah, I. Sorry about that. Sorry, I didn't mean to say that you groomed me and.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Groomed in what ways? I know it's not okay. I'm trying to fuck.

[Dave Blunts]

No, no, not that, not that. I just feel like, you know, like,

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

in my way, at the time, at

[Dave Blunts]

the time, I was thinking like, you know, he had an ideology that he wanted to push on the world and he was using me to push that ideology. But at the time, you know, just someone who was really around him, he really was going through something like mental health wise, and he was really manic at the time as well.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So not a good mix.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, not a good mix. No. I don't think he's trying to groom me, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I like that.

[Dave Blunts]

I was tripping. I was tripping.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

All right. Groom is a wild word. Yeah. Get on my side, I think is this.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. And it also, like, you know, that was also very frustrating because it's like, you know, everybody is giving this a pass. Like, oh, he's. He's very manic right now. It's very crazy. It's like, damn, who. Like, you're not the only one that's manic. Like, how come ain't giving me that pass, you know, But I didn't make graduation, so. Yeah, it's okay.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hey, you moved on.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Well, also, real quick, since the last time we have seen you, I always call Puff Daddy. That motherfucker's in jail. He got out of doing some. Some dirty dookie. And then what else? The files are out. All this shit's happening. I can't wait to hear your single about the EP files.

[Dave Blunts]

Hey, bro, listen. Hell no, bro. I'm staying far away from that, bro. Look, look, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Pedophile. You already have a song where you say. You say he's a pedophile, and now you have direct proof of some of These giant are. Oh, come on, man.

[Dave Blunts]

Hey, but these is going missing from. Speaking up about that, you know what I'm saying? No ghost rights, all that. Damn it. Yeah, I don't know, man. I might have.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I want to laugh is basically what I'm saying. Take that and send it to our DM. Dude, give me a 30 second sip.

[Dave Blunts]

Maybe I'll say something. But you know, I just don't really know a whole lot about that situation or what they got going on. And I know me saying this, people are going to be like, oh, shit, they got him. He's one of them.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, I don't know much about it except be. Be.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, there's some freaky ass niggas out there, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They could just get like 18 year olds, but they don't. And that's why everybody's mad and they should be because they're creeps. But other than that, like, what are we supposed to do? Like, they're still not in jail of the fight.

[Marty O'Neal]

Is Dave Blunts a Dad's Against Predators fan by chance?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hell yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

I With that. Hell yeah. Remember last time we were talking about the. He threw that dude up in the air and smacked him. Hell yeah. That was funny, bro. I watch those videos all the time.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, yeah, I love them. We're watching at dinner last night. We watched it at dinner.

[Dave Blunts]

It's great. It's. Bro, it's good entertainment, bro. My girl be tripping about me always watching that. She'd be like, like, what do you got going on to where you're always.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

She thinks that they're getting me like. Yeah, it's the opposite. If I was like these guys, then you should check.

[Dave Blunts]

But. But no, I think. Yeah, they're. They're. I with Dads Against Predators Death Inc.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

All right, so we don't have an Epstein.

[Dave Blunts]

So I think you had. You had mentioned the 50 cent thing. Yeah, that was. Yeah, that was also another. Well, I don't say that I regret that, but I just don't think it was needed, to be honest. No, no, it wasn't. You know, if. Well, I'm definitely not like backing down from anything. You know, if he wants to say something back, I'll have another response, but.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hey, get your ass in here.

[Dave Blunts]

But I just think that. Yeah, I really only did that because he had said something about, you know, that's when I was cool with Kanye at the time. So he had said something about Kanye and then, you know, Kanye had mentioned to me that he didn't really appreciate that. And I knew that Kanye had a lot of things going on at the time, so he was just like, Yeah, I like, 50. I don't know why he said that or did any of that. And he was like, I don't know what to say back. And then me, you know, that was my. That was my bro at the time. So I'm like, hey, don't say nothing back. I got you. And then. Yeah. But it's like, now I'm not even cool with the. No more. So, like, that just wasn't needed, you know what I'm saying? Like, if that was a lifelong friend, cool. But, like, yeah, that was definitely. I'll take. Hey, I'll take it. I was dick riding. They run, my bro. But standing up for.

[Marty O'Neal]

If you got a dude putting you on in the music business you're working with, you're supposed to stand up for him like that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, no, to Water Chug was awesome.

[Dave Blunts]

But. But, yeah. And then I think I seen something the other day that. It was Tony Yayo and Uncle Murder had.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

We were just talking about them bullying Ja Rule still.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's been 30 years, dude.

[Dave Blunts]

That's crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They can have grandchildren right now.

[Dave Blunts]

That's crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hey, what's up?

[Dave Blunts]

But they. To him, dude, they had a podcast where they was talking about me.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah, they were just like. I think they was talking about. I think Complex made a list of, like, the best first day out songs, and I think my name was on the list. I didn't see this, but, you know, I had first day out the hospital, and then it was just, you know, Uncle Myrtle was like, Dave Bluntz him. You know, he's. His shouldn't count because he's. I was in the hospital and not jail, and I'm like, oh, okay. I wasn't in jail. You know what I mean? Like, all right.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Sorry, man.

[Dave Blunts]

But, you know, they was just saying a bunch of. And I'm just like, hey. I said, hey. Like I said, I admitted to my dick riding. Now I want them to admit to theirs.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So it's not gonna happen. It's never gonna happen. You realize that those fools are in their 50s. That's not going to change. They're not going to be like, you know what? I see my ways after five decades of this.

[Dave Blunts]

That's a. That's a permanent case of dick riding right there.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, it's not. It's. It is what it is. Oh, you're not smoking still?

[Dave Blunts]

No.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Right.

[Marty O'Neal]

I'm going to figure out how to smoke one of these things. Thank you. Thank you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

All right. Just making sure. All right. So healthy stuff. I saw you the other day going up the stairs on your hands and your feet. That's just hard. You're really trying. You're really doing this.

[Dave Blunts]

Trying.

[Marty O'Neal]

Trying.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What's going on, man?

[Dave Blunts]

You know, trying to change my ways, you know, trying to get my health right. Really trying to at some point, go on another tour. So I want to make sure that my health is right when I do.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Have you ever considered that? GLP. We just had Dr. Dubrow on here. That's the only reason I'm talking about it. That fool's an expert. The guy from botched, we had him on here. The doctor.

[Dave Blunts]

The doc. Botched? No, I've never. Wait, botches. Where they get like, botched?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, where he used to come.

[Dave Blunts]

Surgery, like, fix them, but they already got bad plastics.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's the big show he was on. But his show, like, he actually, like. Or he's an actual doctor.

[Dave Blunts]

Okay.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, he's actually. He's an actual plastic surgeon, but he's a. He's. He got a spike degree. You ever seen. You ever see curvy enthusiasm?

[Dave Blunts]

Bits and pieces.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. Okay, well, this fool hates his coffee shop. The owner, he's like, I'm rich. I'll open a coffee shop next door and sell it better. So he's like, as a spike store. So he opens up a store next door and puts him out of business.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So this guy was going back and forth with some online, and she's like, you don't even have a degree. And he goes, you. And went and got his degree at, like, 60 and was like, now I'm a expert scientist and GLP. So now I do know what I'm talking about.

[Marty O'Neal]

Just to talk in the weight loss, in the way.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Because he's a. He's. That's what he does. He's a weight loss doctor. He's like an expert. And we just had him on the show and he's telling me all this crazy about it. I don't know.

[Dave Blunts]

I don't know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, I'm still trying, still working out, but, like, that shit's incredible. I didn't realize. Like, I'm like, it's just a drug that makes you see. He's like, that's not what it's for. He's like, if you're overweight, it's a disease because your body's not working, it's a disease. He's like, think about this way. If you give a diabetes patient medicine, it's not Cheating, right? No. He goes, you're treating the illness, which is being obese. It's messing up your. He's talking to me. He's telling my weight. He's like, it's medicine for a person that h. That is sick because your body's sick. The way he broke it down and went, you bastard.

[Dave Blunts]

He's basically shoot me up in the arm right now.

[Marty O'Neal]

Universe is using me right now to tell you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Tell you that this is not cheating. It is a medicine. The way I'll show you a timestamp. It blew my mind, man. No, I didn't know that that's what this was doing. He's an expert. So I was like, okay, I'll listen to you.

[Marty O'Neal]

Didn't he say that? It was like they found that. The GLP show. They found that when they were looking for something else.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They found it because they were like, yo, all these diabetes patients were giving this to regulate the blood sugar. How come they just dropped 80 pounds? He goes, why don't we just give this to people for weight loss? Like, no, it's been around for 20 years. He said it just got popular. I didn't know that. So I don't know. We'll see. We'll see how the summer goes if I can't keep. We'll see. But, man, that'd be sick if it actually works. I mean, I. I've seen it work on people, but is it real? Like, I've seen it work on some people, but on tv, you know what I mean? Like, is this.

[Marty O'Neal]

We're getting it sound like it was a. Like a life changing life.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Because I have a up back. So I was like, well, I can't really move that bad move that much because of my back. So how am I supposed to get smaller if I can't move my bag? And that's when he's talking about like that, because I'm like, all right, that's a shortcut, I guess. But I don't know, the way he says, like, it's a medicine. I don't know. Just throw it out there. It's wild, dude. I don't know. We had an expert on you. That's why I bring it up. He's an actual expert. Yeah.

[Marty O'Neal]

Did you imagine a doctor in here taking us seriously?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's a real doctor. That was cool as he started off with smoking. No, but he started off with his ecstasy stories from college because he's talking about pure MDMA out of ucla. He's a nerd with that. It was pretty Cool.

[Marty O'Neal]

Man came in talking about dabs and.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. Yeah, he did. I've never dabbed. I've smoked marijuana a lot, but not dabs, dude. When someone says marijuana or cannabis, I'm like, oh, you're square.

[Dave Blunts]

But I like it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't know. Okay, sorry. Talking. Not talking no more.

[Dave Blunts]

Tony A.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And them talking. Cal Williams is being a dick.

[Dave Blunts]

Williams thing is, like, I'm.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It didn't really make sense for the flow of the. Of the set either, as a comment.

[Dave Blunts]

Not really, but you know, that he's a comedian. I'm not saying, man. You know, he was making jokes. It's.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, but it's also one of the best evers. Like, yo, meme. Let me meme you in real time.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Like, what the.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's like, not comedic.

[Dave Blunts]

I mean, I'm kind of conflicted, you know, I. I'm having like a. Like an interpersonal battle with, you know, because it was always, like, somebody says something about me, I'm getting on the ass. You know what I'm saying? No matter what. But it's like, you know, just got to the point where I was just responding to people who, like, wasn't really worth a response, and I'm like, let me just chill. So I kind of just been chilling recently. I haven't been. I just been working. Just really just working. Working on hella music. Getting ready to drop an album at some point. But it's like with the Cat Williams thing, I was like, man, like, do I want to say. Do I want to respond or say something? And then if I do, do I necessarily want to attack him? Because it's like, I'm not necessarily mad, but it's like, I don't know. It's just. And I know these people don't know this, but it's like, shit like, this always comes out, like, the worst time when I'm already dealing with some other shit. And then that, you know, saying, but they don't know that. You know, saying they don't know me personally. So, yeah, they're just trying to, you know, get their jokes off or whatever, which is which. That's his job. He's a comedian. I can't really get mad at him for that. But, yeah, so I don't really know. I might. Shit, I might leave here and respond to him. I might not. I. I don't know. I haven't decided yet.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Cryptic answer. I don't know.

[Dave Blunts]

I really don't know, to be honest. Like, I always. I always will say, like, I will always be like, nah, I'm not gonna do something, and I'll end up doing it. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I really don't know. But when it comes to. To, you know, the Cat Williams thing, it's just like, I was. And I was reading the comments, you know, and it's like, I feel like just by reading the comments, I've already done what I needed to do. The only reason that I was, you know, responding to those people is, like, you know, I was a new artist in the game. So these narratives about you run quick because people don't know you. So if you got a narrative that whenever a motherfucker says something about you, they can just get their jokes off and all that shit, it's like, nigga, you're gonna be an industry punching bag. That wasn't gonna happen to me. I've never been a punchy bag before the industry. I'm not gonna be while I'm in the industry. And so when I go to the comments and people said, damn, Dave Munson about to get your ass. You don't want to fuck with Dave once. I'm like, what do you say? Do I even need to say anything? Niggas already know that I can do it if I wanted to. But, yeah, we'll see. Maybe. Maybe he'll get a couple of bars.

[Marty O'Neal]

Is there part of you that's, like, cool as shit? You see 50, like, kids are legends that are, like, taking time out of their day to fuck.

[Dave Blunts]

I mean, sure, but it's like, man, it's like, just imagine. Just imagine you meet, like, your hero, you know?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I know you're talking about you're here,

[Dave Blunts]

and they fucking spit on you. You know what I'm saying?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Basically. Did, you piece of shit.

[Dave Blunts]

What did Brett Favre do to you?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He left me in the fucking rain.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

For four hours. And as I walk, he walked by. He's right there. He just doesn't even look at me. Just right on the fucking bus. Perked out two old ladies right here. Remember I told you singing a bread bar song. They made up for three hours.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

With signs. Just us three in the rain. And did this like, you damn one. So that's why I was like, good. What the fuck did I do? So fuck Red for him. And he steals from kids.

[Dave Blunts]

And then it's like, you know, my mom had called me yesterday because I remember I used to have these talks with my mom before my music blew up. And I would say, oh, like, I wouldn't care if Somebody was talking, talking about me online. Cause that would be more views towards me. And it's like I was speaking at the perspective of a nigga who had no views, you know what I'm saying?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So it's like I didn't wish this.

[Dave Blunts]

It's like, okay, now I was speaking of an outsider perspective. I didn't really know all this shit went on. But now that I got views and I can get views on my own, you know what I'm saying? Now it's of okay, I'm not just gonna do anything for views and, and like I don't want people talking shit about me, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, yeah. And in a certain sense it's like, okay, it's cool, but not really. It's like they're just shitting on me, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I mean a part of it me is like, yeah, it's cool. But then a bigger part is like, fuck this thing. I think he is. You know what I'm saying?

[Marty O'Neal]

Makes sense.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So what he's saying.

[Dave Blunts]

Cause none of that shit doesn't mean nothing. Like that doesn't mean nothing to me. Whenever somebody's like, oh, like bro, that's. That person's like a legend. They've done this, this and that. I don't care. I don't see them as better than me. I don't see me as better than them, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't care who you are. You talk that. I'm on that ass.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So yeah, all right. Cat Williams to get beat up by an 11 year old boy.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, bro, that video was hilarious.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No matter what, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

He was in the hood playing kickball.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Look like, like.

[Dave Blunts]

And they beat that kid, beat the

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

shit out of his tracks. His was all up no matter what. I love cow. He's hilarious. But that was funny.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, he did get put in the Choco by 12. I forgot Jiu Jitsu.

[Marty O'Neal]

Right?

[Dave Blunts]

Damn again.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's not a big guy. What if I get beat up by 10 year old the 6:2? I mean like, dude, what am I supposed to say? Like there's always somebody bigger than you, dude.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm like, you just remind him. Damn. Rob might have something to say.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's why I brought up. So if you are going to find instigating over here, please remember.

[Marty O'Neal]

Or some he was like foot racing them.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Or some, I don't know, they were playing kickball.

[Dave Blunts]

Like he went to the hood, it was playing with the kids.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And something like that, right?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. And then. Yeah, bro, I guess he tried.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He.

[Dave Blunts]

He punched the kid first, I think.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, he needed the advantage.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's a big kid.

[Dave Blunts]

He had the advantage, man. Oh, he hit first, gave him that one tap policy. And then he got up that kid,

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

put him on his back, sprawled him out, put all his weight on him. And was he looking at the camera for a second?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, bro, he had him in a. Short him up, man. Damn. By a 12 year old at over the age of 30.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Either go over here, lick this white dog.

[Dave Blunts]

They put his ass in that step, brothers.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Can we please just go the other way? I don't want to talk about it. Can we just try not go down that street?

[Dave Blunts]

Gave that to Will Ferrell.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, man. Oh, okay. Okay. So the responses I might get on him, I might not. I like it.

[Dave Blunts]

I might. Really, I.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's like a shark bite. Is he gonna bite me or are we chilling? Hey, you never know, man. I don't know. That motherfucker puts out five specials a year and it feels like now.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

I haven't really been that good since he went on.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Shannon Sharp was like, are looking. Let me drop 15 specials right now. Hey, man, you got a deal. Probably. That's probably why.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I mean, talking brings a lot of eyeballs, man.

[Dave Blunts]

It does.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

People love drama.

[Dave Blunts]

They do.

[Marty O'Neal]

If that's his set, that. That he did when he put your picture up on the.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It has to be part of something.

[Marty O'Neal]

Like, I was like, me and my wife were watching that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, it has to be bigger than that. Yeah.

[Marty O'Neal]

Like, this is.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It doesn't make sense.

[Dave Blunts]

I don't know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's an actual comedian. I'm sure you wouldn't be like, look at this.

[Dave Blunts]

Like I said, he's been touring that for over, like, year and a half. Like, I've been seeing this since like maybe late 2024.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So I'm like, it has to be a part of it.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I knew it was part of something. I'm like, yeah, this is. Yeah, this is crazy.

[Marty O'Neal]

Can they just put you on Netflix without asking?

[Dave Blunts]

I guess so.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I might have to check in the mail. Yeah, that's gonna be it. Run it up again. Make fun of all day.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Get me. Okay.

[Dave Blunts]

This is my second time being on Netflix, by the way.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Was the first time.

[Dave Blunts]

The first time they did like some like year end rap at the beginning of like 20. 2025. Like events that happened at the end of the year last year. And and it was just me when I did the juice roll day and I was on stage and. And they had, like, different comedians come out to talk about events. Oh.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, you're a dick. You're a dick.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, it says, see? Yeah, he punched him first.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

7th grader. Whoever captioned this is a dick. Cat Williams fights a kid and gets choked out by a seventh grader. Yeah, whoever wrote this is still in

[Marty O'Neal]

school or something was talking about that quick one.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, man.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Cfc.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They. Oh, man, look at that. That kid's trained. He's a wrestler. Dude, by the way, he hooked him with his legs him up bad. Yeah, he's talking about it. We love you, Cat Williams, but what the you talking for? Because that picture right there looking up. Click it, Marty. Click right in the middle when he looks up, when he's on his back. That's all I remember the caption if you're looking up getting choked right there.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Just the picture of him getting choked out.

[Dave Blunts]

Yep. Right there. Yep. Look at that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Damn that Kodak black.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that is him, dude. That's him. In the meanwhile, he got up by Kodak.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's him, dude. That's the meme.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It really does look like Kodak.

[Dave Blunts]

That's crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's like a young Kodak.

[Marty O'Neal]

It might be Kodak black belt.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Black belt.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

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[Dave Blunts]

Oh, hey, man, I've been previewing this new song. It's called Unnecessary, and it's dropping. February 20th. February 20th. Okay, this is the time for Black history month. I'm 20 days in.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Just like black history month. I'm 20 days late. Sorry for being late.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, no, for real. Sorry. I was late here, too.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Sorry.

[Dave Blunts]

Sorry I was late here. I was late getting here. But, hey, you'll see my skin color.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Man.

[Dave Blunts]

Man, you okay? You guys probably originally had it for the time that I actually got here.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, we told you it was 5:51 or something. Yeah, like uber black. Have you seen the new uber black? No. What is 11 minutes late and loud as. But this is Armenian driving, no matter what.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know what I mean? That does not change.

[Dave Blunts]

But now this song, it's been, you know, a lot of people, it's been going crazy on, you know, just getting a lot of views. And I just snippeted it. But, yeah, it means a lot to me, you know, the song is called Unnecessary, and in the song, I say a lot of. I open it off with some crazy. You're probably.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Every single thing that just happened. Yo, mute. Every word that just came out of the storm. Every word that came out will exterminate this channel, bro. Especially this is into my mic and you don't see who's saying the shits. Yeah, no, we'll get in trouble. Unnecessary. I haven't heard someone say moon cricket in 25 years.

[Dave Blunts]

Exactly.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I heard it once from Preston, this black dude from the South. What does that mean? And he said other things I shouldn't say on you. You should probably bleep what I just said right now.

[Marty O'Neal]

Oh, it's a slur.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, it's a slur. Marty. Marty's like.

[Dave Blunts]

That was a slur.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Monkeys on the porch were like, a fun thing.

[Dave Blunts]

Jesus Christ.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

When I found out all these things.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Jesus. There's no jungles inside of the. There's no bunnies in the jungle. What are you talking about?

[Dave Blunts]

Damn. That's one jungle bunny you never Heard that? No, that makes sense.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

My. My friend. My best friend Preston.

[Dave Blunts]

Add that to my Rolodex.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

His dad's from the south. He says some wild, big, tall cowboy Blackpool. He said a lot of wild things in front of me growing up. First time I ever saw cocaine I ever told you the story. I walk in, we're all playing. I'm drinking hose water. Oh, you know, we're kids. I'm running around, I'm sweating like, I gotta pee. But there's girls out here. I can't be by the tree. Yeah, I'll go in the house. I go in the house. My mom's best friend Wendy, her husband Preston. I walk in, and there's two tatted Mexicans at the table pressing 6. 6. He's like, I'm just tall as Michael Jordan. That's why I thought he was cool. Like, damn, Michael Jordan. That's cool. Space Jam. I was a little kid. Anyway, yeah, I walk in, I just go, what the is this? I. I level the table, and there's two Mexicans with cards, and there's a pile of coke maybe this big, and they're scooping it with cards, and they stop. And I look at him like, what the. And then Preston's right there and see him. And he puts his hand on my face. Get out of the house.

[Dave Blunts]

Get out.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He walked me back by my face, and I walked back, and he pushed me back. He's like, your mom's gonna me up. Get out of the house. Go play. And then I told my mom. I'm like, I don't know what. But there was a pile of, like, powder white flower everywhere. They had cards and. Oh, man. I told on. I guess I told. I didn't know I was doing.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Anyway. Yes.

[Dave Blunts]

Back to moon.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Back to slurs. That's where I learned it from.

[Dave Blunts]

But no, man, it was just when I. When I started. Because I've been working on this album since, like, June, you know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's gone through many different phases and different delays, right? You're like, I'm gonna put it out, actually. Hold up.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You're in the hospital, right?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. A bunch of shit had went down, you know? So I finally am like, all right, now. I'm like, I got it to. I got the sound of what I want it to sound like. That's what I was going through. I was just making a bunch of shit different sounds. But I finally honed in on what I want it to sound like. And when I'm sitting down with my team, you know, Creating the album. I just remember there was one person who was like. I played them a song and they had said. I think in the song I mentioned, like, Cancan being a faggot or something like that. And it was like, yo. Like, that was. That's just, like, unnecessary. Like. But I'm like, is it anything, like, all music unnecessary? Like, why specifically that? You know what I'm saying? And it's not nothing. You know what I'm saying? It's not anything that's, like, out of the ordinary for a Dave. One song. You know what I'm saying?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Everything you said, I expected almost exactly.

[Dave Blunts]

Exactly that cadence.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I was like, oh, we're getting flat. Get a stop. Press mute.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, my bad.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's crazy.

[Dave Blunts]

All right, my bad.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, it's hilarious. But crazy.

[Dave Blunts]

Can. Can is an F word. My bad. I mean, I'll edit myself.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's funny that. That's the word you thought. That was the worst. That's the best part about this. The F word was the worst. That's not the worst.

[Dave Blunts]

But.

[Marty O'Neal]

Does YouTube demonetize your.

[Dave Blunts]

No. No, they don't.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Can I get you to sit into every video I ever post in the background? You're just saying the N word constantly. And I can get paid off YouTube because I don't get paid. And if they would pay me, that would be incredible.

[Dave Blunts]

I think it's different for, like, music, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Can I just say all my weed. Musically, I just picked up an eight.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Music video in the title. You should be good.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like the MTV Pops up music video.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marty O'Neal]

People would like videos, huh? That's what it's called.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Me and you. You stand the back. Called this the N bomb. He's just gonna say it constantly, and I'm gonna roll. That's the beat joint, and I'll smoke it. It's gonna be called the ounce joint with Dave Blunt, and then we won't get demonetized. Not restricted. 100 million views. You ready?

[Dave Blunts]

But, yeah, man, I was just like. And then I just was going through, like, some sort of, like, existential crisis of, like, damn, do I want to, like, make my music a little bit more, you know, catered to what other people want me to make or do I want to make the shit that I want to make? You know what I'm saying? And it's like, you know, when that person had said, you know, oh, it's like, unnecessary. I'm just like. That just shows it right there that you don't understand what it is that I'm trying to do here, you know what I mean? So it's like, damn, do I want to conform to the industry or, you know, try to pave my own way and create, like, a new normal? And then I just had this studio session to where I was, like, dreading it. I just. I didn't want to go. I didn't want to go at all because I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to make the wrong decision. But, you know, so I heard the beat, and I had some shit that I had wrote to it. And me, I don't ever write music. I haven't written a song in, like, four or five years. You say it, I just say the shit. Yeah. So this is like the first time I sat down. Like, all right, I'm gonna do what they want me to do. I'm gonna try to write to it. But then I was like, I don't like what I wrote. I'm just gonna go in there and say some shit. And that's when I came with that. And then I named it Unnecessary because, you know, that person had told me that it was unnecessary. I'm like, well, yeah, it is unnecessary. Every like. And there's no necessary song out there, you know what I'm saying? Besides that shit that they played at that alternative super bowl, man, that shit is necessary.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That was very necessary. Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

Fuck out of here.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The best thing I saw was Kid Rock is the nickname for Epstein Island. That's the best thing I've heard in a while, actually.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, bro. What was it? Turning Point USA or some.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hey, man. Charlie Kirk over there, just debating. And now they're putting Kid Rock and tainting his legacy. His wife's over there doing the splits, and what the, man, She's. She's a wild. I know, but promise me, if I get shot in the neck and my wife is out there doing backflips and crazy like Hunger Games, you guys have the right to karate chop, chin check or chin check.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Not full blood. It's like karate chop or chest kick, because that's some. And hold on. Are you trying to get shot in the nectar point?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah. Knock on wood.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, I'm not doing that.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Turning Point usa. You know what it was like? It was like an episode of south park. And the. They took our jabs, were like, nah, we want our own Super Bowl. And that's what happened. Yeah, I couldn't understand a word that said. But I get it. People like his music run it. I can't understand Shakira when she. Or not Shakira. What's that?

[Dave Blunts]

Who's that?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, Shakira can speak. Understand her?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Now I feel bad. Speak perfect English. I feel bad, damn it. I find out the other foreign lady I was thinking of, I'll let you know. I can't remember her name.

[Marty O'Neal]

Her.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I saw everybody was mad about a foreigner playing the Super Bowl.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, who gives a.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And then I saw this tweet and it's like Rolling Stones, Kylie, Manow, the weeknd, and like 12 other people. Like, oh, they're all foreign. That's right. Just because you're Canadian don't mean you're American. Exactly. The. It's just. Hey, you want to hear English is why they were mad.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, they were.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know, it was just some. Some fools that aren't going to watch the super bowl halftime anyway. That's when you get up and do for real the you. You wait to have time to go. All right, I'll be back in half an hour. Not like I hope Janet Jackson's titty falls out. That already happened. It's never going to happen again, I promise. She's owned by somebody in Saudi Arabia or something now, right? Oh, I didn't know that. Sold her soul to that man. Oh, she wears a burka and damn.

[Dave Blunts]

I didn't.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Janet Jackson. Where's a face mask because her husband's Middle Eastern. What? That must be rich. Janet Jackson. How rich? Okay, I'll obey everything you said.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that shit's crazy. I had. Yeah, like I was saying about the unnecessary song. I. I just. Yeah, I just went in the booth and just start saying, I am not a F. I'm an N. I'm a moon cricket.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You could say all those words. What doesn't bleep that?

[Dave Blunts]

Cuz you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You censored yourself. Well, and then just drop the slur in the end anyway just because they're too nice words.

[Dave Blunts]

I think you can say that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But spic is bad. Tan, Mexican. Oh, oh, it's two words. It's too nice.

[Dave Blunts]

But no man. But man. Yeah, that song though. I love that song. He'll get the contact guy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, I love it. No, I really start saying I really

[Dave Blunts]

do love that song though. Because. Yeah, it's just like once I start previewing it and people loved it, it's like, okay, now I know what to do. Like, I know. Like I should have already been known like that I should just do what I want to do and people fuck with it.

[Marty O'Neal]

But did you have hella people like in your ear trying to get you to change your music.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

A bunch of people, you know, but try to change. Why? Because it was offensive or something.

[Dave Blunts]

Just because they think that, like, you know, they think that I should make more commercialized music. You know what I'm saying?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

For them to look at you and go, hey, I know what your music is like, can you change everything about it?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

All the words. Don't say those.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's fucking crazy.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. I mean, you know, more people commercial. I think. I think it's. You know, I've realized that you can't necessarily. Of course I was frustrated and still kind of am frustrated about that. But it's like I'm doing something that's not necessarily been done in the most recent times. You know, I'm trying to, like, you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Do this on your own.

[Dave Blunts]

Pave my own way.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's how you do this. With you being the one doing it. You don't have to be like, well, there's. This is the sound right now. So, like, I'll be popular because of the trend. No one is rapping like you. No one's making music like that. And like, you're saying, keep pushing at it. And then like you said, it'll be a new normal when it comes to the record companies, like, oh, the Dave Blunt sound. That's when it's like, okay, now I'm on to some. Where people are trying to buy.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, exactly. That's. I mean, you. You almost again. And this is my first time explaining this. I didn't even fully explain. And you got it, so.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, but.

[Dave Blunts]

But, yeah, you know. Yeah. Then people are just trying to. You know, it's just people that want what's best for me and shit like that. But, you know, you also have to. I just. You. I've spent enough time being mad and angry, like, oh, then nobody understands me like a fucking teenager. But it's like, who gives a fuck? I just got to prove them wrong. You know what I'm saying?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

For sure. So it's like, yeah, where's your emo song? That was a. That was a very emo thing. I like it. You need to get some bangs. Oh, and rock it out. An emo song. Go popular on Tick Tock. That's commercialized.

[Marty O'Neal]

Do it in Spanish too.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, yeah. Might be able to make the halftime show next year.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Could you imagine? The fake bushes start to move and this was just sitting there with a cup. It's not even that crazy.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, it's not. Yeah, she could do that. I could. And if Not. I know. Turning Point USA will have me.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Erica Kirk is going to be your backup singer.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Damn. That is a.

[Dave Blunts]

So that singer to back up.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

She's a. She's a. She's a spy, huh?

[Dave Blunts]

I don't know what they got going on, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I've seen a bunch of stuff, and I'm like. I just know if my husband got publicly executed, I would be sad.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

For longer than, like, three days.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I know a lot of people. She was sad for weeks.

[Dave Blunts]

You don't know what's going on. People grieve different. Shut the fuck up, bitch. I'm fucking around.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't know her real story. That's why I think it's funny. God, people are dumb. I made fun of people saying, did you rescue your dog from a fire?

[Dave Blunts]

No.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Then you just adopted a dog. You keep saying rescue like you saved it from a. A pedophile or something crazy. Or a chop shop. No, he didn't. So that's why I was like. And then people attacked me for it.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. I'm just kidding. It's fine. Say rescue. I don't give a. They're called rescues. That's the name for them. I'm just talking.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neal]

People got so butthurt over there.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, people got touched. Oh, yeah, yeah. We. Hey, man, it's funny to me. No, if it makes you laugh, I think it's funny as long as I hurt nobody.

[Marty O'Neal]

Okay.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So this was the one about to show me right now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard the song at the gym. I heard the song at the gym and I went, who is this? What is happening? This young thug went, oh, you ever heard this? You have to. What?

[Dave Blunts]

Where. Where is the part I can't where

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

he says the N word million times?

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, the part where he says the N word bunch of times.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, that part. Yeah, that's the part we're talking about.

[Dave Blunts]

Why is he white?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What does he look like? You know what he looks like? He looks like Ivan Ooze from the Power Rangers. The purple guy.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, God. That's who he looks like.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I was wondering, like, why do we look familiar? It's Ivan Ooze. Gross. Oh, yeah. He stole that for sure. Also.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Jail was like, this is the. I got for you. You ready for this? Prolific. It drops it. I was in the gym the first time I heard it.

[Dave Blunts]

I stopped with, what is.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What is this? No, Remember, like in Austin Powers, they all see the dick spaceship and they all just stop that was everybody.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neal]

What the.

[Dave Blunts]

Is that.

[Marty O'Neal]

Was that the first time? You're like, this motherfucker's bite my.

[Dave Blunts]

That wasn't the first time I've ever seen that from him. Yeah, but that's not the first time I ever said that. And I don't even. I mean, can we even say that he got that for me? I don't know. I mean, I would say.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. Ready? You're not. Say you don't exist. He ain't putting that out. Are you kidding me right now, guys? He was like, oh, somebody else did it. I'm gonna drop this crazy ass.

[Dave Blunts]

Maybe, you know, maybe, you know, I just. I try not to be like the ether.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You were like, it's okay. I think you doing what you did. I mean, to think about it, then.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, he.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He says that maybe 90 times straight.

[Dave Blunts]

Probably got that from me.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know what I'm saying? Probably. Thanks, man. Thanks.

[Dave Blunts]

Maybe I'm not even necessarily mad about that. It just means that this is that. See, what I want about the N words. Yeah, yeah, about the N word, the origins of it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

White young thug.

[Dave Blunts]

What I. What I want to do. What I want to do in the. In, you know, the rap game is like, you know, I want to make my mark, you know what I'm saying? Like, leave somewhat of an indent. Or people can be like, yo, Dave once contributed this. You know, I feel like I've been in here such a short time. I'm already doing that. So who knows, you know, a couple years down the line, what other indents or marks that I'm going to leave one.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So 100%. You know what I think you should do? Diss track on yourself. Say all the funniest shit that nobody else is going to say. Like, can you do. I've heard it before.

[Dave Blunts]

I think if you just listen to any of my albums, that's. No, no, I mean, like, no. Like a straight myself.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

This is a battle. This is an inner battle. Or like I'm about to roast my. There's got to be an intro to it. Like, please, you guys are not better than I am at roasting myself. Here's a three minute song, a nice montage, 300 bars of running. Yeah, like you need like your. Your YouTube legendary, like, don't with me, dude. I already said everything you can think of. Because who's gonna roast you harder than yourself? Nobody.

[Dave Blunts]

Nobody.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I could say some horribly funny things about myself because who's gonna know besides me, right? What the. You just find out, like, yeah, I'm supposed to. Pedophile. What the Is it going on here?

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What the. He's admitted to some.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, all right.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't know where we're going with that, but yeah, you're gonna leave a mark. And then we were talking about this. My bad. I have an ooze. That song was crazy. That just threw my whole. I can't remember what we're talking about, but that definitely stopped it.

[Marty O'Neal]

What's your experience been like with, like, meeting rappers and other people in the music industry? Has it been positive, negative overall?

[Dave Blunts]

Gotta say, man, it's been mostly negative, which is why I don't really. Yeah, I don't really, like, socialize with a whole lot of my peers, per se. Kind of just do my own thing. And I'm just, you know, there's a. I've had a bunch of stories about, you know, going to meet other artists or shit like that. It's been a lot of run around and shit, so I kind of just do my own.

[Marty O'Neal]

Just goofy ass shit overall.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, just goofy ass shit that I'm not, like, trying to entertain or fuck with, so I really just do my own thing. And not that I'm not open to, you know, meeting other artists or doing songs with him, but I don't really want to do what it takes to do that. These, we want you to jump through hoops and bow down to them.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, like grooming. Grooming, dude. Yeah. I would do my own thing too. Yeah, I understand. Especially you're just talking about like, that. There was way more to that out here. Like, come over in three hours. I'll be there like you. I'm out of here. To me, I'm like, oh, I'm on rapper time. No way.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, rapper time is a real thing.

[Dave Blunts]

It is.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I know you know that. Yeah, Real existing thing. I think Snoop Dogg was like, yeah, I invented that. Wait for 12 hours for me. I've heard some crazy about that food. Like, I have 15 hours late, but I'm here, dude.

[Dave Blunts]

Holy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's some superstar.

[Dave Blunts]

That's crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I gotta be honest, though. If I was a superstar like that, I would want to get paid and go home. So I'd show up for sure.

[Marty O'Neal]

Yeah. He was prompt for the super bowl commercial.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They filmed that three weeks ago. Oh, your shoot. Yeah, that's different. They paid his ass. Okay. Do you watch sports?

[Dave Blunts]

Nah, man, I gave up on football. I. Maybe it was the Justin Fields year of the Bears. I gave up on that, man. Oh, I threw in my flag, man. I was I'm not no more. I don't watch that. Oh, that for me, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They got a new guy. The emo kid. The guy from what's that band? Ah, don't remember. I saw that.

[Dave Blunts]

And people were telling that the Bears are doing pretty good this year. I just said that was f Super Bowl. I don't give a man. I don't. I don't. They're not gonna make the super bowl, man. Ever again. Like, ever. Never. Never.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

This is the closest that they all history.

[Dave Blunts]

They're done. Yeah, bro. I think the last time they were a super bro was like 2007, maybe 8.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I can't tell you something like that, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

Like. And then before that, it was in the 80s, 80s. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

All that, bro. I can't keep rooting for losers, bro. Like, bro, I can't.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Why don't just be a free agent fan?

[Dave Blunts]

Because that. That should turn me off of the whole thing.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Just because the Bear sucks so bad, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

Just imagine I'm watching almost every Sunday and they're. We're getting nowhere with the ball. Not only is the team trash, but we're not even, like, making it yards.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, you sound like every Bears fan I've ever met. My mom's a diehard Bears fan. So I hear this. She didn't even want to watch football. She's like, every time I watch, they lose. So why watch football anymore?

[Dave Blunts]

I'm just like, why?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I watch every week if they're gonna lose. I just showed Rocco the best super bowl endings ever. He's from Buffalo Bill's fan.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Do you think you have it bad? They've went four times in a row

[Marty O'Neal]

and lost some unheard of, unprecedented.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's crazy. I would burn my jersey at that point.

[Marty O'Neal]

But you got to respect my childhood. I'm 6, 7, 8, 9. This is like formative years, but I'm saying 4. This is why I am the way I am.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You ever watch Ace Ventura too?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Remember the kicker was Laces out. It's about the Bill's kicker. He. They up so bad that they made a movie about the guy up.

[Marty O'Neal]

One of the greatest movies of all time.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The first trans ending we've ever seen, Dude. Dan Marino got kidnapped. Everybody made out with a trans chick. That was a crazy movie. There was a monkey in there. Yeah, man. 90 Jackson was in there. What you just said dam. That was crazy as. I didn't say snakes. I said. I didn't say snakes.

[Dave Blunts]

This mother. Don't put.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Don't put that on me, Ricky Bobby. Don't you put that on me, dude. I didn't say that. Tomorrow I'm. You know, I don't give a.

[Dave Blunts]

Don't care.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I cancel me. I don't give a. I didn't do anything.

[Marty O'Neal]

Samuel Jackson, you come on here and cancel us your damn show.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

If Samuel Jackson comes on this show, we need to arm wrestle, break dance,

[Marty O'Neal]

fight and do some heroin and do something.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, shit.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Only between the toes. I want it to set in later. I wanted to work its way up my body. My back hurts, you know. Dad, could you bro, could you imagine heroin? And wherever you shot it up is where you get high at. Can you hit me in the back 40 times? That'd be sick as I'm tired. Hit me up in the face. See my eyes. I'm wide awake with my eyes closed.

[Marty O'Neal]

I was holding laundry.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn. Yeah, that be a self inducing coma

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

for two days and it cost me $80. Dude, heroin sounds sick.

[Dave Blunts]

No, bro. Hell no, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You should drink that basically, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

No.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yo, heroin sounds so ready. What do you like about getting high? Oh, you know, you're getting high. You're like happy.

[Dave Blunts]

You're for.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Feel like I'm floating. Heroin. According to Jesse Pinkman, you float above your bed.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

With some goth OD in next to you. Yeah, that sounds cool. I'm down to fly. I see Peter Pan. Yo, dude, Dustin Hoffman dies in the end. Like we. We win is what I'm saying.

[Marty O'Neal]

That sleep that Jesse and his were having when Walt was shaking them, trying to.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm like, that's the sleep I'm never in.

[Dave Blunts]

Sleep like that off Xanax though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

See, that's another drug. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I want a drug.

[Marty O'Neal]

It goes.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hey, shut the up and go to sleep. Like. Oh, for real? All right.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Just as soon as it works through my lower knees and gets into my cat or to my quads. Could you imagine Shuts off.

[Dave Blunts]

Some of the best sleep I've had in my life has been off Xanax.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Cuz you almost died. It was preaching the brink of death. And it's like, actually come back, man. We need you to buy more Xanax. So we don't want to kill you. Pills are scary, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

Ready?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Something this big just took me out. No thanks, dude. I don't want that. I don't want anything that's microscopic that can kill my dab. That's not killing me. That's I'm watching power slap after. Oh, how about a dab? Right now? Yeah. Fuck yeah. I'll take a dab right now.

[Marty O'Neal]

Is that what you're saying?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'll pack that up now. Yo, I've been addicted to drugs and Power Slap. Do you watch Power Slap?

[Dave Blunts]

I've seen the clips online. Yeah. Them slapping the out of each other.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So. So I just thought it was barbaric.

[Dave Blunts]

It's dumb.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's stupid. There's no skill. These are badass. I have watched almost every fight as of now. I watched every night and Dads against Predators. Every. I just watched people get brutally slapped. I watch people get willingly slapped every night.

[Marty O'Neal]

Basically, we're trying to do a collab with that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. So I was thinking we had dads against Predators here the other day, and I love Power Slap. And I was like, yo, what if you went on Power Slap as a judge? Because you slap the out of people and you could be a judge for Power Slap and. Or you stand up there and be the ref, which would be sick. And then you collab and get the champ from Power Slap to go beat the out of pedophiles with you.

[Dave Blunts]

Or have the. The get the pedophiles to come there and slap each other.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No pedophiles willing, like, all right, you caught me, dog. Put me on more cameras in the stadium.

[Dave Blunts]

But you see, those people are stupid. Like, they should just. They should not leave when they see a camera. But you, like, I don't know.

[Marty O'Neal]

They just stand there frozen and let

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

you know what I think it is. They're going. Every single person I've ever known is going to know I did this. They're scanning everybody in their. And they're, like, scrolling through your contacts. And then.

[Dave Blunts]

Plus, the people. That people are like, yo, like, we're not going to call the police if you just let us. Like, okay, I'll be all right. Now come with me to the stadium with people.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Keep roping them in. Yeah, Like a dog with food. Like, I won't call the cops. Yeah, like, follow me.

[Dave Blunts]

Some James Woods Family Guy. Oh, a piece of candy. Candy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Piece of candy. Or is it the south park where they have the Chris Hansen episode? There's not really brownies. They got sho some. When they see, like, 80 dudes walking and blast themselves. You know the only reason Chris Hansen canceled? Because some guy killed himself.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn. Yeah, but he still does, like, variations on the show.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay, we shouldn't talk about this. Never mind. I'll say. I'm saying never mind. What's. I'll tell you after. Anyway, Chris Hansen's a wild he has his own show now, and he does it on YouTube, I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does.

[Marty O'Neal]

Goofy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Why isn't he back on the. Was he on tv? We'll never know. I'd give him a deal right now. Maybe he's a liability. I don't.

[Dave Blunts]

We'll see. I don't know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But there's got to be a reason. Come on. We need Dap to be on tv.

[Dave Blunts]

Would you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Wouldn't you watch Public Slapping?

[Marty O'Neal]

We need Dap to hop out on. On Chris Hansen over these allegations that you're mentioning.

[Dave Blunts]

I don't know.

[Marty O'Neal]

I was just saying if you have a podcast. I'm not talking about this show, but if you own a podcast, don't book Chris Hansen in a situation where you're putting them up in a hotel or some like that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Don't put your card up.

[Marty O'Neal]

Don't put your card on file.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The more you know, then they can

[Dave Blunts]

order, like, room service. Like Macaulay Culkin and.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neal]

Yes.

[Dave Blunts]

Squatters rights and $100 room service. Damn. Squatters rights on somebody else's car. That's crazy. Crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. But also, what really did Kevin McAllister's dad do?

[Dave Blunts]

What really did he do? I don't know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And why was he bugged? About 1800 on the rooms or 800 room service just flew. 19 white children on first class.

[Dave Blunts]

The. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You see your house. He's a Bears fan. First off. They are in Illinois, right? Oh, that's what we were saying. The Bears fan. Yeah. My mom quit watching. Every single Bears fan I've ever met does say, I can't watch them anymore. And that's sad, but I started to rehash your sadness of football. But you guys are doing okay. They're probably never going back. It's okay.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm done. Even if they, like, win the Super Bowl, I'll be like, cool. I'm just not.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's not the same anymore.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm invested anymore, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Not even. Because I just thought, football's a little different, dude. I feel like it's not as exciting as it is used to you whatsoever. I think it's the rule changes.

[Dave Blunts]

Rule changes. And then, you know, like, man is retiring. You know, the greats is retiring. You know, Tom Brady's gone.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's not gone. He's just transformed into another thing. He's gonna take over whatever it is.

[Marty O'Neal]

I thought you meant the clone.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yo.

[Dave Blunts]

Did you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Have you seen the article? Tom Brady talked about how he cloned his dog. He said he cloned his dog because he loves his dogs once. He cloned his dog so he can have his dog again. Right.

[Marty O'Neal]

I just saw a commercial on TV for that. You can own your animal.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Clone your animal. As you talked about, he talked about how he has a clone of his own DNA that's 23 years old now. Have you seen the tight end for the Patriots? Bring him up. Oh, no, no, no. You're gonna lose your.

[Marty O'Neal]

What's his name?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't know. Put in Patriots tight end. The looks like Tom Brady. Nah, he looks like Tom Brady and He says he's 23 years old. They did a cloning trial 23 years ago and he said he's somewhere in the United States. That's all it said. He's somewhere in the United States with his DNA.

[Dave Blunts]

Bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

This feels like kind of Tom Brady. Dude. Look at him.

[Dave Blunts]

Look at his bro. He looks ugly as. Bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He looks like Tom Brady's ugly son. Wait, that's not the same guy that says 31.

[Dave Blunts]

That looks like Andy from Child's Play, bro. Gross.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Child's play reference. Chucky's disgusting. I hate him so much. Much.

[Dave Blunts]

I'll find Chucky movies, bro. You do?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. That was the scariest thing in my life as a kid. That came out when I was a kid. Dude, that scared me to death.

[Dave Blunts]

That did not scare me. I always thought those movies were funny as hell.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

How old were you when you watched them?

[Dave Blunts]

Young, bro. Like six, seven.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, you that up? You that up?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, like eight or something like that. Eight. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. I think he skipped the. I like that. No, when I was a child, it was scary as. And my sister, for some reason, they. She always got porcelain dolls for Christmas. So there was dolls all over our room we shared. And Chucky's scary. You know why? Cuz he murders grown adults. And I thought if he can murder grown adult, he could definitely kill me.

[Marty O'Neal]

He's a pedophile.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I always thought that he only wants to chill with the children.

[Dave Blunts]

Well, he was trying to get. He was trying to be reborn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. Into a child.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So you could jack off a kid. That's crazy, man.

[Dave Blunts]

I just always thought those movies was funny. Like there was one. This my favorite one is child's play, too. There's a scene. Bro, bro, I'm telling you, this scene is hilarious. There's a scene where Chucky is like. He's kidnapping this teenager to like drive to a location, right? Okay.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yes. He's behind him.

[Dave Blunts]

No, no, no. She's like on the side. On the side. Like on the Bastard seat. And he just is like. He just keeps on. So, like, punch that shit front. Kick your goddamn teeth in. And then there's a part where she floors it and Chucky goes flying out of the window. And when he's flying, he's like, you goddamn women drivers, bro. That's hilarious, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He has always been funny, but that

[Dave Blunts]

shit was funny as. No, scary. He was talking to her the whole car ride, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He buried him. He still got out alive, dude. You know how many things I bury oh deeper because I thought they would come back. I broke my sister's doll before she even noticed that was gone. That was scary.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, hell no.

[Dave Blunts]

Where they come back alive, bro. Chucky. Movies are hilarious, yo.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's what scared you as a kid. What movie scared you? There has to be something.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm trying to think because, like, Freddy

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Krueger was everybody who's scared. I was like, just don't go to sleep, stupid. Chucky's here.

[Dave Blunts]

I gotta say, maybe this is like, stupid as. But Texas Chainsaw scared me.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

How is that stupid? That's a real movie. That really happened. That's the only realistic thing.

[Dave Blunts]

You should be scared.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm afraid of murder and home invasion.

[Dave Blunts]

Yes. You know, now that's the type of. That's scaring. Like, when I was a kid, like, the Scream movies, like, scared me and. Yeah, I. With all the screen movies, though. The new one's coming out this month.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's funny. I was talking about that yesterday with you. Do you remember Scary Movie?

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay. I think Scary Movie. Scary Movie one's always going to be the best. But do you remember when he started getting to like, Scary Movie four and five with Charlie Sheen?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That it started getting wild.

[Dave Blunts]

No, I think the. The mar. The Wayans brothers left.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

After they left, it was done.

[Dave Blunts]

I. I like three. I like three and I with four. But then, like, the fifth one, I. I didn't with that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. When Shaq was in there for, like, saw a movie or something.

[Dave Blunts]

That was number three. That was number three, I think. Or four. It was number four. Yeah. Four. One was actually. I with all of them. Except for the last one. Except for the last one.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. Last one. I remember.

[Dave Blunts]

Last one was stupid as hell. It was dumb. But number. Yeah, I With all of them. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You're into movies, right? You're in the car already. What's an actual sequel to a comedy? That's good.

[Dave Blunts]

22 Jump Street.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Good dancer.

[Marty O'Neal]

Right?

[Dave Blunts]

Jump Street.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Going in.

[Dave Blunts]

I didn't think Neighbors too. Neighbors too.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I wasn't a big fan of Neighbors. I thought it was predictable. That's all. Like, I know what's gonna happen next. Yeah, but

[Dave Blunts]

it's like, comedy movies are always predictable. You know what I'm saying? They're not Inception or some.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I get. I get you on that, but I'm talking about in the terms of like. Like.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, like, beat by beat type show.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

This is gonna play out exactly.

[Dave Blunts]

Okay, okay, I see what you're.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But, like, for him, flying through the house was, like, the funniest thing.

[Dave Blunts]

I thought the airbag thing was pretty.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's what.

[Dave Blunts]

Airbag was good.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's what I'm saying. Okay, so neighbors two. Okay. Neighbors two. 22 Jump Street. That's a good answer.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Not very.

[Dave Blunts]

Think. Trying to think.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I mean, I can tell you, Alyssa's terrible ones.

[Dave Blunts]

Let me hear him.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Joe Dirt 2 was dog.

[Dave Blunts]

I didn't watch that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Don't.

[Dave Blunts]

Didn't say.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Don't ever do. Don't ever watch it. Zer 2 Awful.

[Dave Blunts]

That was bad. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

2 oh, my God.

[Dave Blunts]

Well, hold on, hold on.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Anchorman, too.

[Dave Blunts]

Is that the one where he went blind?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I think so. There was sharks out of nowhere.

[Dave Blunts]

I didn't hate it. But keep in mind, I was, like, 12 when that came out.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't remember.

[Dave Blunts]

So I'm a little. I was the kid. But it wasn't a. It wasn't. Kanye west was in that movie, was it? Kanye west was in that movie. Anchorman 2.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Don't even remember.

[Dave Blunts]

They had, like, a scene where they had a bunch of cameos. Like, Will Smith was in there. Kanye west was in there for a couple seconds. It was pretty funny. Okay, name some more. Name some more.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You said double number two. WW2 was not good. Despicable was not good at all.

[Dave Blunts]

No.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay.

[Dave Blunts]

But there was a prequel that came out.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, that one wasn't great either, though. I didn't really think it was that good. That's the dub and dubber.

[Dave Blunts]

Er, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, that one was okay. I don't know, man.

[Dave Blunts]

There's a lot of Those, like, early 2000s movies that was, like, widely hated. Good one.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I love, though, Do Spigel European.

[Dave Blunts]

That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's a good one.

[Dave Blunts]

But, yeah, like, there are a lot of, like, comedy movies from, like, the early 2000s and mid-2000s that, like, critically, people didn't like. But I kind of. With, like, Freddy Got Fingered.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Are you talking about with Tom Green, bro?

[Dave Blunts]

That movie, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Daddy, would you like sausage?

[Dave Blunts]

And he had the organ.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And then when he broke his bone shooting and he licked his broken bone.

[Dave Blunts]

Bro, that movie is. Blew my mind.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's who I was explaining to you the other day, Tom Green. My brother's way younger than me, so he's Know who Tom. There's a lot of different things he doesn't know. And Tom Green is. He's the inventor of podcasting, basically.

[Dave Blunts]

Okay.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He basically was like, yeah, I'm basically doing a podcast. It's my own show.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Malibu's Most Wanted buddy. Hilarious. You wrote that, Jamie Kennedy? Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Dick Swartz.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, he did. Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, he wrote that movie. That crazy.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, it is crazy. The.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's crazy. Yeah. Melbourne's one is funny as hell.

[Dave Blunts]

I just watched that. Yeah, I showed my girl that. It was her first time seeing it. She was funny.

[Marty O'Neal]

What about, like, Netflix series this past six months? What you been liking or, like, streaming?

[Dave Blunts]

Hey, man, I'll be watching, like, the boys and. Yeah, that's my.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't want to spoil it. We got one of these coming to the show next month.

[Dave Blunts]

For real?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

I think I' ma guess which one after the kid, after we turn this off. But yeah, his. You know what's funny about that? Homelander. His son follows me on Instagram.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Really?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Australian. And yeah, he'd be like.

[Dave Blunts]

He's like. He's like a big fan of my music. He was gonna come to one of my shows, but I had canceled my tour. And. And, you know, sometimes he'll like, slide with my story sale. This song is fire. I'm like, yeah, thanks. Give me some spoilers about the like.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Thank you.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, appreciate that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So who dies?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, who dies? Is Butcher finally kill that or what?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I know he's gonna. Yeah, he took too much Compound V that dead. He had nothing left to do but kill him, man.

[Dave Blunts]

But so Invincible. That's my too.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

My brother watches that. Heavy. I just got in. I just watched my first full animes. You watch any animes?

[Dave Blunts]

No, I don't watch any anime.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't. Until my brother was told me, have you ever heard of Attack on Titan?

[Dave Blunts]

I've heard of it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'll just say this. It is one of the coolest shows I've ever seen in my entire life. It is so badass. Anime or not, that shit's crazy. Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

Because I remember I'd watched. I was like watching Invincible, and I'm just waiting for the new season to come out. I'm like, I need that fix. Like, I need something like Invincible. So I started watching like all the older animated Batman.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like the 90s ones?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, like Batman Beyond. That's my damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I used to watch when I was a kid. I used to watch the X Men show when I was a kid.

[Dave Blunts]

I heard that's good too. I'm about to start that. They brought that back, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

For real?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. X Men 97. Yeah, that's what it's called now.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I was about. Yeah, that's exactly.

[Dave Blunts]

That shit's on Disney plus.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Is it really?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I haven't seen it, but I. I do know that that shit's out.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, you knew the streaming service. It's on too. I haven't seen it yet, but I know third row.

[Dave Blunts]

I really like, like movies and shows, so I. Okay up to date on what's coming out. Even if I don't watch it, I still want to.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay. So I just watched Begunia Begonia.

[Dave Blunts]

Bro, that movie was so fucking stupid.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It was stupid, but it was weird as.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, but when I seen the trailer for that movie, I'm like, I know exactly how this is to be going. Gonna end.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Did you?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, yeah. I didn't see the trailer. I just watched.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, you just watched it. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So the whole time, like, what the is going on?

[Dave Blunts]

This movie? Maybe if. Maybe it would have been better if I didn't see the trailer. If I didn't see the trailer. Maybe. But even if I seen the tr. Even if I didn't see the trailer watching, I'm like, I know this is gonna end. Like, I knew it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

See, I didn't understand.

[Dave Blunts]

But then the movie. I knew the movie was gonna make you believe. Spoiler alert, by the way, in case. Oh, don't you want to watch this shit?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Close your ears.

[Dave Blunts]

So I knew that the end was gonna reveal that the is an alien all along, but I knew the movie was gonna make you think that these is crazy and she's not an alien.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Thing is, I believe the whole time

[Dave Blunts]

you believe that she was alien the whole.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The whole time. Like, these guys aren't crazy.

[Dave Blunts]

That's. Yeah, exactly that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Spoiler alert again. You don't castrate yourself on a whim.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, no. All right.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know, you make sure you're right.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So I think that's why I believed them. I'm like, oh, they're. They're dick's doing it. They're serious.

[Dave Blunts]

But people like, that's what I'm saying. It's like, I don't necessarily go by the reviews all the time because, like, people. It Did. Yeah. I got like a 97 on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm like this. That sucks.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I wouldn't go that high, but maybe.

[Dave Blunts]

Maybe like high 80s or 90s.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Very cool concept though. I've never seen that before. I'll say that.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. It's.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I can't compare it to anything I've ever seen before. And that's hard.

[Dave Blunts]

Like that's movies like that before.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Have you.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Kids. I'm kind of blanking, but I've definitely seen movies like. Like that before.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

Like doing Wild. That's pretty much. You ever see Tim Cloverfield Lane?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yes. With John Goodman. Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

It's pretty much that same kind of.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Kind of. But the concept of going out is death. The concept of she might be. Yeah, I get what you're saying.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay. So damn you. Movies heavily. Okay.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What did you. What did I just receive recently? Did you with. Did you like the new Running Man? It just compared to the back.

[Dave Blunts]

I didn't see the old one though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh.

[Dave Blunts]

But just basing off of this movie, I'm like.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm sitting there going just like the old one, but bad.

[Dave Blunts]

But I'm seeing other movies like that. And then it's like there was just

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

so many on Running Man.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Because that came out so long ago.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Maybe that genre of was like we got to make it like Arnold. Running Man. Yeah. So they came. I was like yo, let's do our new version of Running Man.

[Dave Blunts]

And then the. The main actor. I don't like that dude.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But you don't. I like the Glenn's up blend Powell.

[Dave Blunts]

I don't know man. I just. I don't he buy into the man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know, he looks like to me. Who feels like Cotton Hill. Hank Hill's dad. But young. Oh. Like with the little eyes and stuff. The scrub, the scruff. He just looked. He just reminds me of Hank Hill's dad. The young pictures of him when he's in war.

[Dave Blunts]

That looks like him.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Dude. I like that guy. He's like.

[Dave Blunts]

He just seems like such a. Like a. Like a. Like a low budget film actor. I don't.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, I. I get what you're saying. Kind of like the. The throwaway bad guy.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I get it. Like on a Con Air or something.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. But they for some reason give this a shot.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's cuz he's pretty dude like him if like you. You could act like Keanu Reeves. You know why? Cuz Keanu Reeves is famous as he. We all love him. He's one of my favorite Guys, he's a bad actor.

[Dave Blunts]

He is. He's horrible. Like, he can't like talk.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Come on, man. He's not a good actor. You just know that's Keanu Reeves.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, man. Speaking of Keanu Reeves, he's that movie that he put out with.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's like. He's not a bad actor.

[Dave Blunts]

Seth Rogen.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Good. That was funny as. Oh my God, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

That was not a good.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I loved it.

[Dave Blunts]

You didn't like it? No, man, that was. Bro, it wasn't fun.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It was Trading Places.

[Dave Blunts]

Funny.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Trading Places.

[Dave Blunts]

I. I haven't seen that either.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What the. So it basically was Trading Places.

[Dave Blunts]

New. Yeah, I just.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I liked it.

[Dave Blunts]

It wasn't.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I like the Keono Ree played something different. He played like a Labrador. I liked him, dude. He played like a real goofy, fun dog. I loved him in that movie.

[Dave Blunts]

Movie?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Keanu Reeves in that Bill and Ted Babes in Toyland. Love it. Him and Devil's advocate. Good ass.

[Dave Blunts]

But my thing is like, you know, I used to be like growing up, I was a big Aziz on Sorry fan.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Me too.

[Dave Blunts]

You didn't like it? He wrote, starred and directed. But. But it's like, this is your comeback movie, man, and this is what you came back with.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, wow. I thought the opposite. I thought I was like, oh, good job. It's a good.

[Dave Blunts]

Like an indie film. I don't know, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

With big actors though.

[Dave Blunts]

I don't know. I just really.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I thought it was cool.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn it. I don't know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I mean, I must say it's the best movie ever. I thought it was cool as dude. I thought the concept was cool. It's like. And you got John Wick to be here.

[Dave Blunts]

But me, I'm like. I'd be like overly critical on movies. I don't know. Oh, me, it just takes a lot to get me.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But I gotta give it a shot. I gotta. You have to up for me to go.

[Dave Blunts]

You.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Your sucks. Because there's some movies. I'm like, this is.

[Dave Blunts]

You ever see the Black Phone movies? Black Phone.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Can I say this real quick?

[Dave Blunts]

Go ahead.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm not gonna let a 12 year old choke me out. Unless I'm Cat Williams, you know, I mean.

[Dave Blunts]

No.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No 12 year olds choking me out

[Marty O'Neal]

ever.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That was an organic callback. I'm sorry, Cat Williams. I had to say it.

[Dave Blunts]

That was funny as hell. Because.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What the. Because I watched Black photo with no child is killing me. I swear to God, I'm coming back as a ghost to haunt you if a child kills me. Which is basically Part two. There's a part two to that movie

[Dave Blunts]

now you know that? There is. Yeah. Did you see it?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That was terrible.

[Dave Blunts]

Stupid as dumb as.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Bro.

[Dave Blunts]

It took me like three months to. I started watching it. Me and my girl started watching it and we're both like, this is like slow as hell. Like, why is it taking so I'm. I'm 40 minutes in. No Ethan Hawk. Where's Ethan Hawke? Bring the grabber.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Come on.

[Dave Blunts]

Grab some shit. And then when he shows up, it's like. I don't know. There's some things in the movie I liked. I like how they connected. Like the mom's death to it and shit. I thought that was.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But like, you're depending on paranormal depending on paranormal to save you. I'm gonna fucking die. Like saw no ghost that I know is gonna be like, hey, dog, let me save you. No, it just doesn't happen.

[Dave Blunts]

It was. You didn't like the first one?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh shit. Now the first one's good.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't like the first one.

[Dave Blunts]

You know why?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

There's no 12 year old's gonna just choke me to death in my own home. It's just not gonna happen.

[Dave Blunts]

But he outsmarted him though, man. He.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[Dave Blunts]

Basically. Death. Death. But he had the dead. He had the other dead kids helping him out. That's what I'm saying.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No ghost is gonna be like, dog, let me help you. I'm so. It's not Scooby Doo, man. It just doesn't work because they.

[Dave Blunts]

They can't pass on until that is dead.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I. I get the concept.

[Dave Blunts]

So it's like, I'm gonna help you so I can get the.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

On this. Magic basement. Yeah, they should call it Magic Basement 101. Death. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Basement edition. Because he's not. And he got choked to death and outsmarted by a child that he could have just killed. He hasn't changed.

[Dave Blunts]

But the thing is he liked to. He liked to.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He.

[Dave Blunts]

He was probably touching them. Kill. They. They. You think he wasn't.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They just wanted an okay rating for that movie. They suggested the original film.

[Dave Blunts]

They didn't show it, but they suggested him.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. That guy's a creep.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, he was.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Lock boys in your basement and not try to with him. You're a creep already.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The. Do you have them down there for.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So that movie, I did not like it. Actually at the end of it, I got. I got up and went, what the Is This.

[Dave Blunts]

Watch the second one.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, I haven't. Oh, I just saw the trailer.

[Dave Blunts]

Okay, he's back. Yeah, the second Freddy Krueger. Second one's stupid. It pretty much was. What? It was pretty much like Nightmare on Elm Street. That's insane.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, he did that.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, he was, like, attacking in their sleep. And. And then there was, like, a way that he was attacking Pete Idol. It was like. I don't know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, I don't watch scary movies. That's one of the, like, only, like, scary movies I've watched in a long time. I don't watch that. That.

[Dave Blunts]

You don't like scary movies. No, man, I like a good horror film.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I hate them.

[Dave Blunts]

I used to hate him as a kid, but as I got older, I hate them all. Appreciate them. They're good, man. Hell, yeah, we're good.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't like unjust murder. This is me. That's why I like Dads Against Predators so much. Because, you see, what, again, every movie should have turned out like. Like, hey, get some big guy to beat him up. Yes. And that's. That's against.

[Dave Blunts]

But I only. I really only like realistic horror films. Like, the Black Phone is kind of crazy that I like that because it's not realistic, but like, Scream. Texas Chainsaw, you know, the Stranger.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, I don't watch any of that Scream, man.

[Dave Blunts]

You don't. You don't fuck with Scream.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't watch them because it's like, yeah, I don't want to see people get stabbed. Also, it's the. You least expect it's the from Roseanne.

[Dave Blunts]

And it was.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And it was the from Roseanne. Dude, no, listen.

[Dave Blunts]

Each one. I've never been able to guess who it is. I swear to God. I swear.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Usually in that, I guessed from Roseanne. Why? Because she's the new character of the cast of this movie.

[Dave Blunts]

That's not necessarily. Not necessarily true.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Not every time I'm talking true.

[Dave Blunts]

But yeah, yeah, the killer.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But are you ready for this? I was talking to my homie. We had Duno on here. He's like, harry Potter's my favorite. And I'm like, oh, I've watched. I've never seen it before. Right, yeah. Watch the first one in sixth grade, by law, they made us watch that. And then I never seen another one. It's always just Voldemort. Every movie, it ends up just being him. How do you make eight movies?

[Dave Blunts]

Have you seen all of them?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm at number six. Only because I was on a plane.

[Dave Blunts]

Look, I. With the Harry Potter Movies I with all of them, but like, dragged out. I, I, I just, I wish I missed. When they were at a certain point, they started getting dark. I'm like, man, where's the fun family movie? Like, the kids is dying at this school.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And yeah, I saw down. Yeah, all those kids are dead now.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They start, that's like an American school. Yeah. Not a Hogwarts school. Everybody's getting shot down over there.

[Dave Blunts]

Wizard on Wizard Magic. Yeah. Wizard on Wizard Magic. And dude, that shit's crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

This let every child die. What was the payout number? 9 is just civil suit and it's a bunch of parents giving speeches in court. Oh, fuck. Harry Potter. No, it's okay. It's okay. We're talking shit.

[Dave Blunts]

Star Wars.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm okay with it. It is what it is, you know, it's okay. I think it's cool. And people like it for. They like it because it was only cool out back then. So it gained a cult following, I think.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And Lord of the Rings. Not a fan, man.

[Dave Blunts]

I. I've seen all the movies. It's boring as.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, there's no rewatch ability for me. I watched it all once and went, good.

[Dave Blunts]

I want to re watch that because I want to, like, appreciate why people like that. Because when I was forced to watch it, like, my friend just kept on asking, come on, man. Look, just. I'm like, all right. And then he put the extended versions of each movie so that each movie's like four hours long, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The extended version, extended editions.

[Dave Blunts]

And I'm like, bro, this is eight. What is it, like 12 hours walking?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, it's like, it's half a day, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

When the second movie is over, they're only halfway there. I'm like, bro, we got one more movie left.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, damn, you know what the biggest disappointment in the world is? Or a second one besides getting weed. And it looks good. It sucks. Go into a movie theater and it says to be continued on the screen and doesn't wrap up. I will lose my mind and never come back. That pissed me off when the Lord of Rings went part two. And everybody's like, yeah, of course. Like, I don't read. There's more to this. I've been here for half a day, dude. Yeah, I watched that with my whole class. You know what they did? You know what they do in the ghetto when you, like, you're poor? We're going to walk to the movie theater. Oh, you guys ever walked to Field Trip before? I remember we walked like two and a half Miles as a class, all the way to the theater, dude.

[Dave Blunts]

From Tenaya Middle School all the way to Main street as far as. God damn. What the.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I remember, I was like. I was sports. I was hitting every little parking thing. I was jumping up, pretend I was skating. I was playing Tony Hawk like a monster. Do you ever do that face skate when you're a kid?

[Dave Blunts]

Everything's a grind. Damn, you're not moving. I would have, so. I would have. I would. Nah, mom, you don't got to fill out this permission.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'll be in the prison. Yeah, no, dude, that was not fun. And. And then we. We walked back.

[Dave Blunts]

It was dark.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's how long that movie is, bro. Bro, we got there like 10 in the morning and like the school was over. We got. Which was cool. Yeah, actually, I'd rather be watching my

[Dave Blunts]

mom pick me up from the movie theater.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And no, I walked back. We walked back. Yeah, we walked back. You ever been abandoned? You like that? I'm sorry. The last time I was at the roller rink, my dad left me there and just never came back.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Not like he went out to.

[Dave Blunts]

That is. I lost my mom in the grocery store. And when I found her, you know, I was like, bro, I was like nine when I found her. She was just checking out groceries.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, it didn't like, nothing.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm like, damn, I'm here. Like, I thought you would be worried.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You're panicking. It's been three minutes.

[Dave Blunts]

For real, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You just hit every aisle. So six seemed like a panic.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, bro, I don't know. That was crazy to me, yo.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Getting lost as a kid. Didn't you think, like, what if they can never find me again, though? That was the fear. Like, what if?

[Dave Blunts]

For real, bro. I was like, genuinely, like, scared as, bro. I'm like, damn, how the am I gonna get home?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's. Yep. I don't think I know how to get home. That was another scary thing. My mom once dropped me off at a friend's house, and she's like, this is the house, Go. I don't think this is his house. I don't remember what street. I dropped you off here before. I'm like, all right. I get out of the car, my friend Eli's. I walk over the door. I'm like, this is. This is not his house. I walk back, my mom, she's driving off. Oh, four hours. I was lost for four hours. Cuz I thought I knew where I was at, so I'd keep walking here. I keep walking here and I keep Walking here. And I finally just walked all the way to the middle of town and started over and went, now I know where I'm at. Walk back. It was terrible. She just dropped me off at a random street. She was completely wrong. It was half a mile difference. When I finally found his house, they had said, are you okay? We thought you would be here hours ago. Isn't that crazy? Oh. And then I get there, and he never told his stepdad that I was spending the night. So he was all pissed off. And then he's like, you can't spend the night.

[Dave Blunts]

You never asked.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So I had to walk home.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But I knew where I was at this time, at least. Eli, his dad was a sheriff racist. Oh, yeah. My stepdad, the one that in the park. My stepdad used to be a real. He's a real scary, wild prison person. And we were walking in one day to Albertsons, and I was walking with him, and I saw Eli and his dad. His dad's a sheriff. And what's up, Eli? You know, sixth grade. Like, you say hi to your friends, you're in the wild.

[Dave Blunts]

Holy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I ran into you in town. Wow. You know when you saw a friend in town, it's like, crazy. I ran, what's up? And I look back, I'm like, what's going on here? And my stepdad and his stepdad were looking at each other, and my stepdad was just smiling at him, and his stepdad was doing this. And then my. My stepdad goes, you remember me? He goes, yes, I do, sir. I remember you. I remember you. Have a good day. And he grabbed Eli by the neck. And when they walked off mid conversation with me and him, and I looked at him, was like, oh, what happened? Because this stepdad's scary. You spot what just happened? And then, like two years later, my mom and him were getting divorced. When I was older, I asked him, so whatever happened, he's like, one time I stripped his ass naked. I was gonna stab him.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I was like, oh. Oh. He's like, well, he said some off the wall. Okay. Like I said, we won't get into it, but he has done horrible, murderous things. I'm like, I believe every word. Because he looked like he was gonna his pants. He's like, he was young. I was young, so I haven't seen him since. I'm like, oh, my God.

[Dave Blunts]

This is what I sleep next to in the house. Jesus Christ. Got a murderer.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

A pit bull in my mom's house. Yeah, that's not even this.

[Dave Blunts]

Jesus Christ, dude.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Bro, that just scared me.

[Dave Blunts]

A pit bull, bro. I see this meme of a. It's like a pit bull with, like a. He's got a little. What is that thing you put on? Bib. He's got, like, a bib. He's got a fork and a knife, and he's like. More toddlers, please.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I have seen that. One more little Mexican children, please. You know what it is?

[Dave Blunts]

I'm sleeping next to a pit bull, dude.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I swear, like, in the next room. That guy. Because the whole life I'm like, yeah, this guy's cool. I know he can fight. He's buff. That's all I know. And then when I got older, I'm like, why is everyone scared of this? And when they got divorced, I'm like, oh, damn.

[Dave Blunts]

This was murderer.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. So that. That happened.

[Dave Blunts]

Valentine's Day is coming up, man. You guys do anything special for the. The.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Your ladies Must be the Shad. Just try to spend the night free somewhere in jail. At least get something out of it.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Trying to bond with my friend. He's in jail, and I. So I figure a week with him, we'll reset the clock. Not in the face or anything.

[Dave Blunts]

This is gonna be my first time, you know, being in a relationship on Valentine's Day.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Really? Wait.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Are you doing that on purpose?

[Dave Blunts]

What do you mean?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Are you breaking up? I knew one dude that would break up with his girlfriend every Valentine's Day. Every week before he would break up with her and get back with her the next week. Every time. So he'd have to buy her. I'm not. This is not a joke. He's a bastard. So this is your first. You weren't doing it on purpose?

[Dave Blunts]

No, I wasn't doing it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay. This is the first time.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

This won't come out to after Valentine's Day. We won't spoil anything.

[Dave Blunts]

Well, I'm kind of planning some things. I've got some. Some things that I have planned that I'm trying to.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I like your planning things that are

[Dave Blunts]

planned, but, you know, I don't want

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

to see domestic violence. His present.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, but, you know, I got some. I don't want to spoil the plans because my girl's in here, but that was whisper, dude. Yeah, but. Yeah. What you guys got any suggestions? Any ideas.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Right now?

[Marty O'Neal]

My first 10 years of taking April places was, like, me trying to do nice. But we got there, and it was just like a way, gotta wear version than what I imagined it was gonna be.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hooters. Who's everywhere, bro?

[Marty O'Neal]

No, no. Like when?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm kidding, Marty.

[Marty O'Neal]

I thought I was like, when I went to propose to her, I thought I was taking her to like the Niagara Falls Hilton, but it turned out it wasn't even in Niagara Falls.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It was just by the airport in Buffalo. And she just a regular ass hotel called Niagara type. She proposed in the random show by the airport.

[Dave Blunts]

Yo.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You could have just waited like dog.

[Marty O'Neal]

There was no option. I think that's too deep.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's funnier. That you're like, I don't care that we're at the airport Niagara Falls hotel and there's people checking in next to us. I'm proposing.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marty O'Neal]

No, I was in the restaurant. I had the two people that worked there all coordinated.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Did she eat the ring because you didn't tell? No. Could you imagine when you that out of time. Wait till tomorrow. I'm gonna put that ring on you.

[Dave Blunts]

You gotta go to the bathroom with it. Every time she go, hey, it going,

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

no, I'm into this. I'm into this in my head.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah. Believe they call this a dirty Sanchez.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, she's into it now you just have to do that forever. Damn it. But he proposed to me this way.

[Marty O'Neal]

You got to set the bar low early on. Oh. You know what I mean? So that as time goes on, that's

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Marty's advice for you. You got to set the bar low.

[Marty O'Neal]

So over time, you're on an upward trend. Doing cool on Thanksgiving.

[Dave Blunts]

If you're.

[Marty O'Neal]

If you go and do the best you can think of the first one, you're downhill from there.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Party's a terrible, terrible music manager that. Okay, give me that trash bar. Okay. Bar.

[Marty O'Neal]

We're gonna build from there.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

End it real good, but start off with some. Okay, go out there and just do. Okay. Okay, man.

[Dave Blunts]

You don't got to be good. You don't got to be great. Just. Okay.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Don't win or anything, but just last a couple rounds at least.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Damn, you're a wild ass.

[Marty O'Neal]

That's how you position yourself.

[Dave Blunts]

You're stupid.

[Marty O'Neal]

Long term success.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Set the bar low.

[Dave Blunts]

Like, I think my thing with anything, like in the, you know, in like my relationship, I. I try to just like with like gift giving or like surprises or anything. I. I try to go all out,

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

you know, like, cool. What's the craziest thing you thought of or saying the craziest thing you could think of? That's like, yeah, that's something I would

[Dave Blunts]

actually want to do for Valentine's Day

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

or just as a gift in general. Oh, like something wild as hell. Like, you don't have to be like, yo, she's in this room, so I'm an airplane. You can't say, like, hype it up. Like, what's something you're, like, original cut from Rugrats, like some. That the animators did. I don't know what you're into.

[Dave Blunts]

Well, when I say go all out, I don't mean like. Like an extreme vert, you know, like extreme. I just mean, like, you know, if

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

they say they, like, kind of go all out, like Marty said it, you

[Dave Blunts]

know, like, you know, if my girl says she likes something, I'll make sure that I. I get that you're paying attention. The exact thing. You know what I'm saying? Or, oh, like a couple different versions of that. You know what I'm saying?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, yeah. That is going all out. Actually, give me different versions of some in case you wanted it. Yeah, yeah, all that. Yeah, you better like red. I hope you like red, because that's the one I bought.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, but. But yeah, I just try to. When I say go all out, I just try to make sure that it's, you know, she has a good time and the thing is perfect fun.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hell, yeah. All right, hold on. What do you do for fun besides make music and movies? Do you have hobbies? Are you, like, a secret Pokemon nerd?

[Dave Blunts]

Hell, no, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No.

[Dave Blunts]

No. Hell no. Not Pokemon.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's full, pops. A pack out.

[Dave Blunts]

That's for Pokemon.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's for I. Only with holographics.

[Dave Blunts]

I mean, bro, I really. Like you said, I'd just be either

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

making music, but there's nothing for my childhood. You're like, yo, if I still had time, I would be doing. Doing that a little bit sometimes. Like, me, I like to be racist still.

[Dave Blunts]

You know, like, when I was a

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

kid, I was a bad racist man.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, me too.

[Dave Blunts]

Me too. I just do it anonymously online.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, video games. I play video games sometimes.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I just noticed racist online video games.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that's.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It reminded you that you're racist online.

[Dave Blunts]

And I need to. I need to change. I keep. I need to change my username on because it's just.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No. What is this? Oh, it is Dave woods, but not Dave.

[Dave Blunts]

But they keep on finding out it's me, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. You know how

[Dave Blunts]

I didn't know my voice was that recognizable? I just didn't think that my voice was that recognized. Like, I've played with people that have, like, singing. Yeah, yeah. But I've played with people who had, like, the Rock is there. I'm like, oh, it's Dwayne Johnson. Like, is it? Cuz you're.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I never know what I'm saying as a kid. Like, did the rock really DM me?

[Dave Blunts]

Holy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You have 48 followers. This is the Rock. When people used to think that fake pages of me. Like, are you kidding me? It's not even a picture. It's a picture of me in the profile, but that's it. There pictures of other people in the.

[Dave Blunts]

In the page.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

People are dumb.

[Dave Blunts]

But yeah, I love being racist on. On video games. That shit's fun, man. Bro, it's like the game. Oh, hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like over the.

[Dave Blunts]

Over the Voice. Oh, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know what you're gonna really like? What? VR.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, we just got them.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What's it called? Meta quest 3.

[Dave Blunts]

Holy. Bro, I need to get on.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You could do on there is devious.

[Dave Blunts]

I need to get on that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I need to get sad. I shoved a knife slowly into a guy's ear by holding in the neck and went. And you can hear.

[Dave Blunts]

Horrible.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's horrible.

[Dave Blunts]

There's. They used to be Friday the 13th game.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, there's still a Friday the 13th game. I probably was just playing the other day randomly.

[Dave Blunts]

No, that's just like, not online. You can't. He was just playing online.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, two. Who was playing that online in Texas this weekend?

[Dave Blunts]

Hell no. That is offline, bro. The servers is offline, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It was a guy and you put that. He put you on a hook.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, that's dead by daylight. That's a different thing. But he probably. They have different killers. You can be on.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, he had the hockey mask.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, but that. That's not the. That's. That's like a. A. It's like a Skin in Fortnite. Like you can.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, I thought that was the. I only saw one level of it, so I was like, damn, they have a Jason. I thought this was old.

[Dave Blunts]

That one. The Jason game I'm talking about is like they. They took it offline. But, man, you could be as Jason and you're killing down the closets, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can like either play as the campers or as Jason. And I love playing as Jason because I'd like knock through doors and be like, I smell niggers in here.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I didn't get kicked off.

[Dave Blunts]

No, they didn't kick nobody, bro. They abandoned that game. They didn't give a. That's why it was so funny.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You're still allowed to do whatever you want.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yeah. You could do whatever, say whatever the you want it was proximity chat, so you could hear the other players and you can hear the killer. I'm knocking through doors, I smell n here. And they'd always be like, hey, come on guys, let's not do that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's like, hey, let me time.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm like, shut up. Yeah, that was a fun ass game, man. I. I love spouting out slurs on the game, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Slurs is a neck.

[Dave Blunts]

But like I said, I gotta change my thing, man. And then here's one thing, here's one thing. I love playing the game. But man, whenever there's a Mexican person in my game, they said, no, no, there's always a vacuum in the background. Yeah, bro, I'm like, why the. I'm like, just bring your kid to work, dude.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, they're at work. Yeah, he's playing on a psp.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah, bro. They always have like the late, the like the, the oldest version of the console.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And there's always a Mexican key with the vacuum. And there's always a new baby crying.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Cuz at any time at Mexican a person's house there is a new baby, a infant.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Every 12 to 14 years there's a new baby from the new baby. I knew a girl who got pregnant when she was 12 years old. Oh, that was crazy.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know what's crazy? She could do that three times. Be a grandma at 36. Damn, technically.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh my God, that's crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, that's that Mexican math right there. Are you old enough to almost drive? You can have a child.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hey, at 15 we're have a party for you because now you're a woman.

[Dave Blunts]

Like, damn, dude.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's what keeps happening. That's the difference between white ladies and Mexican ladies. Mexican ladies have no chance of being kid free. They're just like bound by honor and like have this kid. You have to have this kid even though you don't know this guy that well. Keep it because of your religion. But we can do cocaine and beat the shit our wives. Yeah, stay with it. You can't have an abortion, bruh.

[Dave Blunts]

And then like I said, they keep finding out it's me, man. Like I know they're gonna know what's you, dude. I'll be like, nah, is this really dead? I'm like, nah, this ain't me.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, this is.

[Dave Blunts]

I can hear you breathing pretty loud.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You're breathing heavy. That's definitely Dave.

[Dave Blunts]

It's time to leave. Leave the game now.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Damn it. That's an unreleased song I hear in the back.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

If.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I mean, I would think I'm also playing with Dave. Once if I heard your voice and

[Dave Blunts]

your name was Dave, I just didn't know my voice was that talking. I didn't know the. I didn't know the talking voice was that recognizable. Yes, it is. I didn't know that. Damn. Yeah, I thought maybe for sure if I was singing, but I'd be on there talking.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Who else would be bold enough to put that name and drop the hardest of ours?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I gotta change that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

Who do you hate?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Put their name. Drop all these hard R's as them Scout Master Dan. Oh, my God. This just got dark.

[Dave Blunts]

Now I'm around.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

This is. I never went to the first seven.

[Dave Blunts]

Harry Potter, the Civil Suit.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, the Civil Suit, Exactly. That's Harry Potter 9.

[Dave Blunts]

Dude.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yo. I never really watched that. They treated Harry like dog at that house.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, bro. He lives under the stairs, bro. That's just like a maid that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like. Like a living foreign maid. He lives under the stairs to take care of the white children.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, bro. They treated Harry Potter like.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, also Hagrid or Haggard.

[Dave Blunts]

I think there was a. When you get to the last. I can't remember because it's been a long time, but they kind of like, explain why they treated them like. There is a reason why.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Still check.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Doesn't get a check for.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, it's really what happened.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. And then there was like, a bunch of theories, like, Harry was never a wizard. He was just, like, abused so much that he created that word. Yeah. He's really still under the fucking stairs.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That'd be so sad.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He never did any of the cool.

[Dave Blunts]

He knows.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No owls or hawks. There's no ball pedophile chasing him.

[Dave Blunts]

They're supposed to be making, like, a new series on hbo. That's Harry Potter. Really? Yeah, but it's like a reboot. It's like a reboot. You're doing it with, like, other British

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

kids and that doesn't sound very fun.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm. I'm down for it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I.

[Dave Blunts]

With reboots, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

Best reboot. Hey. 21 Jump Street.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Vastly different from the first. 21 Jump Street.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Besides, say, 21 Jump street, what else?

[Dave Blunts]

There's some other good reboots, man, like

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Johnny Depp and sequels of Jonah Hill. 21. 21 Jump Street.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, man, I'm trying to think.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's hard.

[Dave Blunts]

No, it's hard for me to think on the spot. But now these movies, people don't necessarily like. But I fuck with Them.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's fine.

[Dave Blunts]

The Nightmare on Elm street reboot that came out like 2011, maybe 10.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Fought like Jason.

[Dave Blunts]

No, no, no, no. This is when they had a new actor play and he had like fish eyes and never saw that. That's good. The Friday the 13th reboot that came out in like 2009. That was good. Yeah, it's a bunch of them, man. It's a bunch of them. It's a bunch of good reboots out there also.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Only we've already talked about.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I'm blinking. I'm blinking, man. I'm like really blinking.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's hard. But for reboots, man, I'm. I'm heavily into movies. I like them and we have vastly. Okay, real quick, what didn't you like about good fortune?

[Dave Blunts]

Good fortune. Okay, what I didn't like. The comedy wasn't necessarily that funny.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, no, I don't think it was super funny. It was. I don't think it was supposed to be super funny funny. I don't think it was, but that's

[Dave Blunts]

what I'm saying it. It. I think it was supposed to be. Cuz keep in mind it was the comeback movie though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

Like, why would you come back with that? Is what I'm saying. It's like I think his.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

His next one he comes out with is going to be like a more serious movie. He's going to be more trying to come out.

[Dave Blunts]

So is that you were saying, like, just go do. Okay. Yeah, yeah, just go do, man. Yeah, you're on the right path.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, but I think by saying. I think he's trying to be more. Seriously, it wasn't like slapstick in any way whatsoever. It wasn't like Observer. Well, it was like observer report.

[Dave Blunts]

Nah, man. I thought observing report was hilarious.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It was hilarious. There was more pop. Laugh out loud. Funny, wild. But I'm saying like they're both actually in the movies, the same two people.

[Dave Blunts]

Aziz is in Observer Report.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. My dick is brown.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh yeah, you're right, man. I gotta watch that when I get home. That's a good ass movie. Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I just felt like it was a more on that like slow. The slow comedy, like the. I guess it'd be dark hue. I guess it is because like he's in a coma and all this. I get what you're saying. It was. You knew what was coming next. But I did like the fact that John Wick was. Was in the movie as a little laughter.

[Dave Blunts]

What movie did you see?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It was John.

[Dave Blunts]

He was in that movie.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He was No, I said when he was in.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, you said John Wick. Oh, you know, like he's in the movie. Okay, my bad movie. I'm gonna have to go do a double take and re. Watch that movie.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You remember when you talking about tacos, he's smoking cigs. No, because Kean Reeves, man. Back to what we're saying. He's a bad actor in terms of certain movies, but like certain movies, that motherfucker's perfect for.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, like John Wick. Yeah, John Wick is perfect.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The devil's advocate. He was. I need to see that vampire. He was hella good.

[Dave Blunts]

I need to see that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

When he's with anything that he has to be mad serious about I with him. But when he's like playing a human, it's not. It doesn't really come off. Like, it doesn't come off right, let's.

[Dave Blunts]

No, it doesn't. He doesn't talk, right?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, it doesn't. He talks in like.

[Dave Blunts]

He talks like. Like an alien who's like learning the language. Like the Day the Earth Stood Still. You see that one?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yes, I have.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. He's pretty decent that cuz he's alien in that one. Yeah, they picked the right to be in that movie.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's great, man. And the. I mean, since the Matrix, man. The Matrix. He's Neo. Yeah, he's been playing Neo for a while.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that most recent Matrix movie was not good.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's not the one. Yeah, I just watched. You ever see that, that wraparound theater?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

We just. Not the Sphere, but the one in la. The Cosm or whatever.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, the Cosm. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

We just went and watched the. The Matrix there. She was stupid.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I. I had a friend who went to see that one time. She was cool, said it was good.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Uh, it's just I forgot that the Matrix. You remember this starts off saying that AI took over in 20. What was the year?

[Marty O'Neal]

It was. It was like 2000. Oh, when it said.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

When it said it's like 20. 20 something. AI took over the Earth and started harvesting. And that's how the Matrix starts. Did you know that? I don't remember that as a kid.

[Dave Blunts]

I didn't remember that either. I remember that I just recently watched it for the first time maybe three, four years ago. And I'm like, I didn't know this. This was about like AI and aliens

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

or as a kid. I just remember the.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that's all I remember. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like crazy.

[Dave Blunts]

But. But now if is like tripping over, like they just released a New AI. Did you see that? Where it's like they released a new AI and like, now you can make, like, whole movies and that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, where Tom Cruise is fighting Brad Pitt the other.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah, they were fighting over Jeffrey Epstein.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That shit looks real.

[Dave Blunts]

That shit looked too real, bro. But hey, listen, me, I'm actually excited for AI movies.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't.

[Dave Blunts]

I am, man. Because, like, I feel like movies nowadays suck. So any way we can get some better films out there, man? I watch that. Hell, yeah. I'm with it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't know.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm with it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't like AI. The fact that it could look the same, that's scary, dude. They can make you look like you're doing anything.

[Dave Blunts]

That's true.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And if you're sleeping and don't catch the tweet, it's just like seven hours of you not saying no. You could be overnight. That's scary. There's no proof or way to go. Hey, AI detector. Like, this is AI video. Like, yo dar. That's just real.

[Dave Blunts]

They do have AI did, like, for a video. Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'll tell you back then.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I think. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They do post on Twitter, three minutes later, post that it was fake and

[Dave Blunts]

people still don't give a. Yeah, they're not. Yeah, they'll latch on to that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, they will.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. They'll make little gifts of it. Every time you make a post, they'll put the gift in the comments. Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

People are dumb, but also hilarious. Yeah, I watch Tick Tock some just for the comments, man.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, bro, I remember when they did, like, the. They were doing, like, Martin Luther King AI videos. That was funny. They had him as, like, a battle rapper.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. When he's talking to people, that is one thing I do like the historical figures. And AI, that shit's hilarious. Where they have Moses. Like, all these aren't coming with me. He's walking through the boat. It's like only two at a time. And he's talking. Yo, that's. That's pretty great.

[Dave Blunts]

That shit's funny as hell.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

AI is good for that. And throwing old rap songs into 60s. Yeah, that's just hilarious.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, they did it. They. There's been a couple of songs. They put a few songs of mine through the AI.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Wow. I want to hear, like, Motown as Motown. Yeah, but the new song. Yeah, I want the new one.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Motown style.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I just want to hear the cricket.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

In Motown styles or some do up. Exactly.

[Marty O'Neal]

Are you down for AI Beats, bro?

[Dave Blunts]

I'm down for all that people are already they've been, been using AI and music like that for sure. Happening. Yeah, for sure.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like lyrics and whole songs.

[Dave Blunts]

Like whole song. I can make a whole song right now, run that through AI and have it be another artist.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that's. That happens.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh yes, yes. You change the voice. Sorry, sorry.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, but like, but even on like the like production side, like with beat making and then with like, yeah, all that there's been AI music for. I've been hearing about it for the past maybe three years, three, four years now. But who knows if it was before that. I don't know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You think there's rappers out here putting whole AI songs out?

[Dave Blunts]

Yes, I know that for a fact.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I can 100% say like major people.

[Dave Blunts]

Yes. Those are the ones that are doing it. Those are the ones that are doing it. Like you know, there's, there's not like smaller artists doing that. There's smaller artists doing it for the bigger artists.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Can it be a ghost writer for one of you big ass rappers? Just give me a chat. GBT login. I'll your up. I' ma slip in some, some secret jokes though, just to call them out a little bit.

[Dave Blunts]

That's the thing is like you don't even like that's what I'm saying. It's like those are only for the bigger artists because that's who it benefits the most. You know what I'm saying?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

So it's like you're a bigger artist, you don't even have to go to the studio anymore just. Or you don't even have to say anything. You just got to listen to like I make a song, I send that to you, you run it through AI and there, there's your album. You know, you don't even got to go to the studio or nothing. Like yeah, that happens all the time.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That sounds like. Is that why people are falling?

[Dave Blunts]

You said I don't like that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Do you feel like rap is kind of on its way down in terms of popularity?

[Dave Blunts]

I don't think it's on its way down.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I think that like there's a popularity.

[Dave Blunts]

No, I don't think so. I think because there's always been moments to where people like, oh, rap is dead. And then it'll be another, you know, high. So I think it's just maybe stagnant at the moment. And I think that it's, it's whenever it's moments like this, it's always ushering in the new whatever is going to be the new age. Or generation or whatever, so. So a. Like, me's trying to drop this.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, yeah, say it like that, too. I want the hard R. I need the. The hardest of ours. You gotta drop it at the very beginning of your album.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And be like, oh, yeah, you still here? All right, let's album drop. You know, wait eight seconds.

[Dave Blunts]

There was a. One of my. One of my friends who's a really good artist, and Purdue, like, does everything in music. His name is Bobby Raps. I remember he told me something that kind of like, that I use nowadays. Like, told me, like, two years ago, but I use it, like, even now. He's like, man, your music's, like, really good. You know, you say the crazy shit, but you say it at a certain point in the song, I think just come out the gate saying that. Like, as soon as it starts, I'm like, all right. And so then I tried. Then I'm like, yeah, I like that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I like that you did it on this one.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So when is our. So you try. You show a snippet of it. When does that actually drop?

[Dave Blunts]

February 20th. And I'm gonna be shooting a video to it. That's gonna be a really good, crazy video. I'm gonna tell y' all after the camera's off and. But, yeah, shit's gonna be. It's gonna be crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Anything else on the horizon for you this year? Anything, like, not music wise? Any, like, side quests and.

[Dave Blunts]

Side quests.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Are you gonna have a song of GTA or something?

[Dave Blunts]

That would be cool. That would be cool.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Is there anything like. Yeah, randomly. I'll be at the. At FIFA World Cup. You never know, man. I like to ask. I do. Wild. That doesn't make sense all the time. So.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, well, me. That usually just pops up, like, I'll get randomly, hey, man, you want to do this thing? Sure. And then I'll go do the thing, then go home.

[Marty O'Neal]

Last time you were here, you were talking about having the tracksuits for sale. Are they up?

[Dave Blunts]

Not currently, but they're going to be selling me. I mean, they. They be for sale, and then they sell out quick. And then, yeah, I got them. They're ready. I'm just trying to, like, package them with the album type. So really, the album's coming soon. The name of the album is gonna be I'll believe it when I see it, you know, because that's just, like, the era in my life that I'm in right now. You know, a lot of people saying, like, oh, you're gonna Lose weight. I believe when I see it. Oh, you're gonna be something without Kanye. I'll believe when I see it. You know, So I just kind of feel like I. That's just like, the era of my life that I'm in. Just, you know, constantly having to prove to people that I am. What?

[Marty O'Neal]

I said you were something before Kanye. That's why.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, that was recent. Nikan.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, what about it?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

We're saying, like you said, people say you're not gonna be without coming, but you were doing before that.

[Dave Blunts]

Exactly. But, you know, you got that are, like, you know, like, really die hard fans of him who heard about me from him.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, I get you. Yeah, you're out. I get what you're saying.

[Dave Blunts]

There's people who don't. Who didn't know who I was until, you know, they learned who I was from him, but. And so they're that loud minority just be saying, you're not gonna be without him. You're nothing without him. I'm like, he wasn't the. That put me on. You know what I'm saying? Like, I put myself on. You know what I'm saying? So, like, yeah, I kind of see that. You know, that whole thing is, like, because there are a lot of people. What are you going to do now that you're not working with them? Hey, nigga, I kind of see that shit is like, picture me a really good TV show, and we have, like, a special celebrity guest star. Like, nigga, Brad Pitt was on an episode of Friends.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's true.

[Dave Blunts]

You see what I'm saying? That was a good episode, nigga. But Brad Pitt didn't make that motherfucking show. It was just a good episode, nigga. And guess what? There wants to be plenty other classic episodes that people fucking recite and note. So this is regularly scheduled programming. We back to the show.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I like your comparison to Friends.

[Marty O'Neal]

That was great.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, I like your comparison to when Brad Pitt was like, I'm trying to this Jeffrey, and if I do a cameo on her show, she legally has to have sex with me. Do you know who I am? I just played a vampire dog.

[Marty O'Neal]

The Kanye show was like a side 97.

[Dave Blunts]

It really was a side quest, though. It was.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, for sure.

[Dave Blunts]

It really was a side quest. So we'll see how many more of those I got. So many more side quests I'm gonna do. I'm kind of focused on main story right now. Just me getting my health together, finishing this album. You know, another thing about the album is I really just Want it to be like, you know, my albums are always like, what I'm going through in my life at that time. So just a lot of, you know, give people an update here. Hey, here's what I've been up to. Here's what I've been dealing with. Here's what I've been doing.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Good.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

All right. So sometime this year.

[Dave Blunts]

Sometime this year, I'm taking my time with it because I want this to be like my magnum opus, like my greatest work yet. So I've been like learning how to make beats and this new song that I'm about to drop, I actually made the beat to that. So.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Unnecessary one or.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, unnecessary. Yeah, unnecessary. Me and my producer, I've been like, we've been co producing shit together. His name is Victor, he's from Belgium. Pretty cool kid.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Have you met him?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, he stays out here. He's from.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay. Because I met so many people that make huge songs. Like, he's in the Netherlands. We never met, but we FaceTime.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know what I mean?

[Dave Blunts]

Like that. Yeah, but this, this kid, man, I met him at one of these sessions that I call like pitch sessions that I don't like is where you go to like a studio. There's a bunch of producers, there's. They start playing you their beats and shit.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Bite each other's.

[Dave Blunts]

No, they just have like pre made beats. Like, oh, here's some beats that I got. Here's some beats that I got. Just a bunch of people and you see which ones you like. I don't like those because they never play. Like, this one dude was playing me some SPM beats and shit. Yeah, bro, I get this shit out of here, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Why would you play pre made? Things that are to use, you can't use.

[Dave Blunts]

No, like, he made the beats. Oh, he made the beats.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He made the beats. Old school. Cholo. Yeah, yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm like, bro, this isn't.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I can't see the hard out of this.

[Dave Blunts]

Well, where do you stand? Because a lot of Mexican people are on the Free SPM movement. Where do you stand?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay, this is where I stand. I have friends that are like, yo, Free spm.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, yo, you're allowed to believe whatever you want and feel however you want. Yeah, I feel if somebody is a pedophile.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Free nothing.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What is the actual case behind it? He went to jail. Oh, my God.

[Dave Blunts]

Like a 12 or 13 year old.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Is that. Can you Google that?

[Dave Blunts]

That's what happened.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What is actual chart.

[Dave Blunts]

He's getting out soon. He's Getting out soon, bro. I. Don't look at me. I'm not the one. Freedom

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

as he texts. Let this out.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, let him out a little.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The. Yeah, it's his ear. What is the actual. What? Because I thought it was a statutory case.

[Marty O'Neal]

Convicted of aggravated sexual assault of a child.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, he like got a 12, 13 year old pregnant.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Is that what it says?

[Marty O'Neal]

Assaulting two 14 year old girls in a hotel.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

For real. And like, is it like he got caught?

[Marty O'Neal]

Yeah. Then he got a 13 year old girl, gave birth to his son. He was accused more than half a dozen underage girls.

[Dave Blunts]

I didn't see. I didn't know all that. I didn't. I thought there was just one.

[Marty O'Neal]

Sentenced to 45 years in prison.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Does it say his release date?

[Marty O'Neal]

Let's see.

[Dave Blunts]

I think it's within the release date.

[Marty O'Neal]

His projected release date, if parole is not granted, is April 8th, 2047.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, fruit. Damn. I thought it was soon. No, I'm confused with Jared Fogel. That.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That guy is from Subway. The guy from Subway?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, he's my oak.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, I'm just kidding. That's my uncle. I'm gonna beat his ass when I see him.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Not because the kid. Thing like that. Never gave up a sandwich, a card, a gift, nothing.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, bro, he's tripping.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Was he getting out? He's getting out.

[Marty O'Neal]

Receiving hundreds of death threats. Hopefully child images and videos.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, sorry, I thought you meant hidden cameras.

[Marty O'Neal]

Six year olds.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

All the key words that get the

[Dave Blunts]

documentary on that, bro. He's up.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, he's. I did see that. My w. Watched some of it and it was disgusting. The he was asking.

[Dave Blunts]

It was nasty, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He was trying to gain a bit

[Dave Blunts]

so he can get with her daughter. Yeah. Then they made that go undercover. They made her go undercover. And you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I saw the. The article about him getting. I watched this tatted Aryan white guy on Tick Tock. This dude, he talks about prison a lot. He talks about updates of prison. He talks about jfo, got smashed, stomped out last year, horribly hospitalized in the prison that he's in.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn. Why'd you. When you pointed. It was a picture of me.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That is true.

[Dave Blunts]

That is true. Something else up there, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's true. It was there. Yo, wait, you see the title of this episode?

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's what it is.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, but no, man. Yeah, he. Yeah, that dude's disgusting.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yo. That f. Is disgusting. I don't think he can get out. It was just looking at images, right? It wasn't with a kid. Right?

[Dave Blunts]

I. I don't know, man. I. I forgot, but he. Hey, man, I seen something online. That nigga's getting out soon.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's scary. Yo, you saw the Hyde. Danny Masterson got wrecked.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He had to get transferred, too.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Damn, that fool's awesome.

[Dave Blunts]

That dude was sentenced to, like, what, 30 years. Damn. Yeah. Yeah.

[Marty O'Neal]

Jared Fogel's earliest possible release date, March 2029.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, my God.

[Dave Blunts]

Years.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He only got that.

[Dave Blunts]

A little bit of time for that.

[Marty O'Neal]

He did 15 years in eight months.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's been in there for.

[Marty O'Neal]

He was sentenced to 15 years and eight months in federal prison in November 2015.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Damn it. Federal?

[Dave Blunts]

He's been there for 11 years.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, time flies. Yeah, right.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. But the thing is, he's in the Fed, so he's probably got, like, a PS5 in there, and you ever see those videos where they got with.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's out there talking to you?

[Dave Blunts]

It's in the Fed.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Call of Duty.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, yeah. Talking to you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And it just says, Jared Ford Fogle.

[Dave Blunts]

For real. Jared Fogel and Littlest Jeff won. Yep, it's really me, Jeffrey Epstein, both on Call of Duty, talking to me.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yo, Jeff was dead.

[Dave Blunts]

Jeffre Epstein.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I seen a lot of images of that. I was like, is that for. Is that from now? Why? Is that from now?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, they're getting ready. It's like. It's almost like they're rolling out something. Like, they just think. It just keeps on break. He keeps popping up, right? For real, bro. I'm like, why is there interviews now?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like this?

[Dave Blunts]

Dropping interviews. And I've seen them on Tick Tock,

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

too, and my Twitter.

[Dave Blunts]

Why does he keep showing up?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Why does the guy from the 10 bill keep showing up?

[Dave Blunts]

My.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I swear to God, that feels a

[Dave Blunts]

vampire or something, bro. I don't know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

This literally looks just like that guy.

[Dave Blunts]

It's weird. It's.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's weird.

[Dave Blunts]

Do I think he's. I don't know, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You ever seen into Batman?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Yeah. Hell, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I think he's alive, dude. Pretty sure you can just go to Paris, drink coffee with a. I don't

[Dave Blunts]

even want to talk about that for. They put me on some sort of. They get me going.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hey, man, being on list is okay. As long as it's not their list, it's okay.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Actually, I don't want to be on any list they make. I take it back. Do what you're gonna do. I'm not. I'm just making fun of you. It's funny. It is funny. Right? Right. That's Fine. Don't get too butthurt. You're over there making other people butthurt.

[Marty O'Neal]

Literally, like the dog kennel people.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Get out of here, man. Unless you say, we'll go back into it. People. Dog people go. Go insane. I wasn't even talking about them.

[Marty O'Neal]

It was an Asian joke.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It started off as an Asian joke. Nobody and nobody acknowledged that. They just got mad at. You know, there's kill shelters, right? I got my dog and I saved his life. People are violently.

[Dave Blunts]

They're DMing my.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They're DMing Rosie. People are DMing my wife how mad they are.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

For real. And it's also, like, you hear the first word that he says in a song. That's what you are. That's what you are. Starts with F, ends with a capital T. Dude, that's you.

[Dave Blunts]

Capital.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What's wrong with you? Making fun of the word rescue or adopt is insane. And then it's like, you adopted a used dog.

[Dave Blunts]

A used dog.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, also. Yeah. Somebody called me, like, you just adopted a used dog. I'm like, I'm gonna keep that. I like that. Also, other people like, yo, you don't want to say, yo, I just rescued a child. Yeah, it's my rescue. My new adopted son. Yeah, he's a rescue from Kenya. Like, what the is wrong with you? You say adopted even if you saved him from a fire. You say adopted.

[Dave Blunts]

You don't say, I rescued my child rescued from Kenya.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm saying, people would like to adopt black children from America because they want to look cool. Oh, there's Angelina. Brad Pitt thing back. I'm circling back.

[Dave Blunts]

Can you put this dick in your mouth? Yeah,

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I just saw him fighting Tom Cruise. Dude,

[Dave Blunts]

Little is Jeff Woollen. That's crazy that people think he's alive because of fucking Fortnite account.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Is that real? I saw that picture, bro. I said, Pete's popping up. Like, do you think he'd be logging back in? And if he is, that motherfucker's bold. He's the boldest man.

[Dave Blunts]

Fortnite came out and said this was somebody that changed their name to that. This wasn't the original name.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's what I would say, too. If Jeffrey Long.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, no, no, it was. It was actually not Dave Blunts.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah. Changed my name on there. Oh, two. Littlest. Jeff. Jeff Two.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, my God. Okay, enough about these guys. Enough about pedophiles. What about you? Switch it over. It's a good transition.

[Dave Blunts]

I like that. No, we were talking about, like, the album and. Yeah, I'm just trying to make this my best work. I've been like, you know, producing and, and yeah. Really just taking my time with it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm talking about Masterpiece Goes Writing, kids. Yeah. My grand, grand opus. What'd you call it? Master Opus?

[Dave Blunts]

Magnum opus.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Magnum opus.

[Dave Blunts]

That's like a movie that is like hailed as like the best movie of all time.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's what the movie's called.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that's what people like say is

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

like, was that a Kevin Smith movie?

[Dave Blunts]

No, Kevin Spacey was movie.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Speaking of pedophiles.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn, dude.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You keep bringing it back.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, bro. Hey, he's. He's going to be starting in movies again, man. They're. They're putting him in a film again, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Is it the epine documentary? Is that crazy, bro?

[Dave Blunts]

That came out and said.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And said he would. Yeah, bro, that's why I said it.

[Dave Blunts]

They're like, nobody asked this. Like, who asked that? You're just volunteering the information. That crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

If you volunteer your information, you might have did something wrong. And what if he did do something wrong?

[Dave Blunts]

Kevin Spacey.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm kidding, bro. He came out was like, yeah, I did that. Can you forgive me? That's all he did was like, can you guys forgive me?

[Dave Blunts]

I made America. And then like people who accused him like just died.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

All of them.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's that, that's mafia, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that's that. Getting somebody knocked off the map. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't even want to keep talking about this, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You make great movies. Just leave me alone. Yeah, American Beauty was great in that movie. You're trying to have such a 15 year old white kid.

[Dave Blunts]

It is. Yeah, exactly.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, it was great. It was one of my favorite movies ever though. Oh, I used to stick weed in that double disc VHS we had. I used to sneak we to the airport with. I used to bring a bunch of movies. VHS before there was Netflix. So people used to travel with CDs and throw a bunch of movies and I'd stuff it the double pack with. With two zips and I'd bring it like that. I never got caught. Damn. Ever. I almost. But never did.

[Dave Blunts]

You're just like the luckiest person when it comes to weed. Nobody stole your. No. You didn't get caught with it? No.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Twice they searched my bag and didn't get it. Yeah, that shit's crazy. Crazy, right?

[Dave Blunts]

Like God on your side.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I think the I when I like pick up trash when no one's looking. The universe like, like, all right, well we'll get you out of jail. You're doing good. No one's here. Something's got to be like, you let that bug out of your house and didn't kill it.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You can smuggle drugs.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Something, something.

[Dave Blunts]

Not an SPM fan.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Not an SGM fan. Yeah, I didn't know that, dude. I didn't know that. That's what he did. That and. No, not even that. Convicted and sent to a federal prison without an overturn of your case. You did that?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

How is he? Oh, how's he still alive in Texas?

[Dave Blunts]

A lot of fans, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But I'm not wishing anything bad. A lot of people, they're like, that would have. Something would have happened.

[Dave Blunts]

He's got a lot of fans, bro. Like, but if you're that big and

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

you did something like that, you have a lot of fans in jail too. Like, oh, I want to get that one. He's the famous bad guy.

[Dave Blunts]

I don't know, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's scary, dude. I mean, I hope nothing happens. I wish nothing bad on people, unless it's like, dad's against predators. That's just slapping.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You're not gonna get slapped up in prison. That's gonna be different story. So I wish nothing bad on that guy because I don't know his story, but I didn't know that's what he did. That is very scary. That's very gross.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I'm probably gonna have some hate messages when this comes out.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, leave it alone. I just didn't know that. Yeah, I have homies that love that fool. I just didn't know that's what he did.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn.

[Marty O'Neal]

Was he YouTuber or some. Oh, he's a rapper.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, like the Mexican rapper when I was like five.

[Marty O'Neal]

Oh, gotcha. I'm.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Well, he's very stock rapper, but, like, his raps are not like that. But that's like the big shirts like Dickies kind of rapper. He's. I can't lie. He's hard. What are we talking about here? I'm not a fan of the human, but SBS raps are hard, dude. It's very backyard smoking. Not for real. He has some actual raps, but that's the people that listen to spm. The fools with beanies down to here.

[Marty O'Neal]

Huh? The dude off the neighbor off next Friday.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Next. Next Friday. Exactly.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Nobody puts money in a hydraulic pump. You put in a backpack and you have a garage. Why do you. Or a shoebox.

[Marty O'Neal]

The only.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And then take it out in the garage. You have a nice House plot holes. Plot holes, sir. Also, why didn't Craig just go, hey, man, mom, this guy's gonna shoot me tonight. Let me borrow $200 and I'll pay you back when I get my last check. I just got fired, so they have to give me my check. I'll give you the whole check on Friday. Oh, perfect. Here's the $200, son. Don't die. Movie over.

[Dave Blunts]

Hey, man, that's. Hey, black moms ain't on that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hey, no, no.

[Dave Blunts]

You got yourself in this situation. You're gonna get yourself out.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They got their house sprayed. I'm pretty positive they're like, I'll let you. They're not even that. Can you give me 200? Loan me 200? Like, I just got fired. I'll get my check.

[Dave Blunts]

Man, she ain't had that 200. But he didn't say it. He could just be like, both of my parents work.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Let me borrow a hundred each, then. That's crazy. He's got nice shoes. Hey, Big Worm, how about I just give you this gun? It's worth 400 movies over, right? Actually, let me get a dub out of that because I gave you a 400.

[Marty O'Neal]

I didn't realize there was only 200. Yeah, it should have been 2000.

[Dave Blunts]

Dude.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He also. That's crazy. He could have sold his car.

[Dave Blunts]

That's how it be, though. I know of who's died over and ate the weed before. Like, that's how it be.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay, yeah, I get it. I'm saying, I don't. I don't think Big Worm was playing. I'm saying the fact that they couldn't have been like, I'm gonna die, or. So I sell my car real quick.

[Marty O'Neal]

I guess I'll just die.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I guess I'll just die.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. What the.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He still had weed to smoke all day.

[Dave Blunts]

Sell the weed.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Sell the weed, man. It's just. As a kid, even I was like, don't you just. Just sell it. Sell it. Fun. I don't know. It always. But it always. Ask that Mexican fool that made you smoke PCP. Unless you borrow 200, I'll give you an extra.

[Marty O'Neal]

There's something there.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Something. There's something there.

[Dave Blunts]

All right.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Still a good movie. I love the movie, but there is big gaping hole in that. It was only 200. Should have been like, four bands. Like, yeah, you're gonna get shot the up for four bands in 1994. Dude, you're dead. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You're dead.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yes.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

100%. Okay. Is Friday a good trip? Do you like the trilogy of Friday?

[Dave Blunts]

I do, I do, I do.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

A Part four is coming.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm hopefully.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, I've seen it. Come say yes. And then it's not production, and they say they're starting, and then it's not production, man.

[Dave Blunts]

They've been doing that ever since the last one came out. Like, for real.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, damn.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. And then there's members of the cast dying. Like, they gotta hurry this up, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

These getting old, but three of them already passed.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah.

[Dave Blunts]

Rest in peace, man. Damn. Yeah, this. Yeah, I like those movies. I feel like they get let. Like, each movie gets worse, but they're still good. No, for real, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, the first movie, they're good, but just each one gets worse.

[Dave Blunts]

It gets worse than the last one, but they're still good. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, the last one's great, but it gets better if you watch it backwards.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, these movies are getting better.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, okay. All right, my last question about movies. Ready? Who's the best Batman? Not because they have more movies. Who's the best Batman?

[Dave Blunts]

Ben Affleck.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'mma throw up on this table right now.

[Dave Blunts]

Ben Affleck, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'mma puke in a all over this table, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm telling you, bro, you're tripping.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I've never even seen it, all right? I've never seen the Ben Affleck one.

[Dave Blunts]

You never seen Batman vs Superman?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, and that's why I'm being a hater. I love Ben Affleck, but there's no way. The fool from all the movies, Ben Affleck, the same guy I know is the best, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

Ben Affleck is a good actor.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

First of all, crazy.

[Dave Blunts]

He's a great actor, but not Batman, bro. I'm telling you, that is Bat, bro. There are a bunch of people online who agree with me. That is the best.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hey, we can't be going

[Dave Blunts]

over the worst, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I did never. It's the only one I've never seen.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Because I went Ben Affleck. I don't know.

[Dave Blunts]

Maybe.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know what? I'll watch it now that you say if he's that. Because now that I say it, think about it. This dark, slightly scruffy American man, that is Batman. He is pretty much Bruce Wayne in real life, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

If that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's just dating wild named Jennifer Lopez in the day, and at night he's fighting crime.

[Dave Blunts]

And then it's like, I love the Christopher Nolan movies, but, like, as I get older, I find things about Those movies I don't like. Like what As I like Dark Knight Rises, bro. That movie, it's just not that good, man. Just not that good. First you have let me sit up for this. You got Joseph Gordon Levitt's character as Robin. Yeah, but they don't tell you to the end. Some random reveals that to us, like, oh, I think you should go by your middle name, Robin. Get that out of here.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You're the tweak.

[Dave Blunts]

You've been the tweak this whole movie.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Nobody.

[Dave Blunts]

And then. And then who the is this? He comes from nowhere and he's just like. He knocks on Bruce Wayne's door. Hey, I know you're the Batman. You. Who the are you? Like, nobody else figured this out besides this rookie cop.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And in real life, Batman would have just started stabbing him and disposed of his body.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, he would have got the instantly.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, I'm not gonna partner up or kill you.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I don't think Batman kills, but yeah, he does. He definitely would have.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's on the list.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, the Bruce Wayne is on the list, but we still don't know where the Batman's at, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Exactly. Two different guys.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, but no, man, they found out that the Batman. And then. And then the way that fucking Commissioner Gordon found out that he was the Batman, he was like, how am I supposed to help all these people? And he's like, hey, sometimes you're just supposed to help a kid whose parents died. And then he leaves like, oh, my God, Bruce Wayne's the Batman. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? And then halfway through the movie, Batman, first of all, Batman's getting his ass kicked the entire movie getting fucked.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He go to another country, get fucking beat.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, but here's the thing. He gets. He's. He goes to another country, they throw him in a pit.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The guy from Shawshank or from fucking

[Dave Blunts]

Schindler's List beats his ass Tom Hardy. He throws him in a pit and he's like, yo, man, like, I'm gonna make you watch the destruction of Gotham in this pit. And you'll have to climb your way out. You won't be able to get out of here. And then I'll kill you. When it's all done, it's like, bro, they're in the middle of another country at the bottom of a fucking well, and there's a TV that has access to. Bro, there's access, bro, you can't.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I can't even stream sometimes.

[Dave Blunts]

I can't. If I'm in la, I can't access the news channel for Iowa in la. He's accessing public news for. From Gotham. From another country. This was in 2012. That shit's not possible.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Isn't that the guy from jailers list? Teaches him how to fight, it breaks his back.

[Dave Blunts]

I don't know. Wait, you're talking about the first one, Liam Neeson? Yeah, he's not in that. The one I'm talking about.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I thought it was the same.

[Dave Blunts]

Oh, no. But, yeah, man, it's. That movie just had a bunch of plot holes and it was stupid as

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

the Peaky Blinders guy spraying everybody with that poison to the face that.

[Dave Blunts]

You're also talking about the first one other one, right? Yeah, yeah, that was the first.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's Christopher.

[Dave Blunts]

No, mix those up.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, but I'm not a huge fan of the Christian real ones.

[Dave Blunts]

I with them. I with them. But it. Over the years, they just get less and less great.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'll say this. They're cool.

[Dave Blunts]

They are cool.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Keaton.

[Dave Blunts]

Overall, they are cool. I haven't seen any of his. Yeah, I need. I need to go back and watch this. What is wrong?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What the.

[Dave Blunts]

I don't know, man. I got. I gotta go back and watch this. And Batman.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Going back and watching. Watching old Batman and. You haven't watched the best Batmans.

[Dave Blunts]

I haven't. I haven't. I need to see that. There's two. Yeah, I need to see that. You know who's in them?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Jack Nicholson. He was the other one.

[Dave Blunts]

Danny DeVito. Yeah. Holy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You're gonna have so much fun, Bruce. Michael Keaton was the best one for me. I'll watch Ben Affleck. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. I'll make sure. I'll watch it. But you gotta watch the Michael Keep ones, man. Those are, like, what made Batman's popular as, like, 1980s and 90s.

[Dave Blunts]

I've been on, like, a real, like, superhero movie binge that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You gotta watch it.

[Dave Blunts]

I just watched. You ever seen Kick Ass?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Of course. I just saw the actual guy the other day.

[Dave Blunts]

Aaron Taylor Johnson.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, this white man dressed like Kick Ass on skid row by himself with bear mace, looking around the city like this, all black tactical gear on. I was trying to make my car. He looked like he was ready to fight the zombies.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And I was like, oh, my God. Kick Ass. So, yes, I have seen Kick Ass. You Kick Ass, too?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. I didn't like it as much as

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

that was the first one.

[Dave Blunts]

No, no, but it was good. But not as good as the first one. Yeah, I'VE been watching hella. I'm trying to go back and re. Watch all the Marvel movies for. You know, they got the new Avengers movie coming out this year.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I haven't watched them all yet. I'm at like the fifth or sixth one or something.

[Dave Blunts]

I mean, I've seen them all up until like Endgame. And then after that I stopped.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I see the word that fool was like, you're dead. Yeah, that's it. That's the last one I saw.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. I need to go back and watch like everything after that because I started watching it, I'm like, this sucks. And then I stop. But I want to be all caught up, so I got to go and even watch the. That I don't want to watch. So I know what's happening.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, I don't have to watch the Chinese dude.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I heard that movie's good. But I just at that point that movie came out, I'm like, I don't even. These movies are so bad now. I don't care. But yeah, I'm gonna go back, watch that. Excited for the new Spider man movie coming out.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Saw the preview this morning. I thought it was a damn AI trailer.

[Dave Blunts]

But wait, wait, that's. That's a. That's like a TV show that they're doing.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

The one with Nicolas Cage.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, that's a TV show.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that's a TV show. They have another movie that's supposed to be coming out with who? June? Like Tom Holland.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay.

[Dave Blunts]

Hey, he's cool.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's a good Spider Man. He's like the friendly version. You expect that?

[Dave Blunts]

Like, you know, I don't. I don't. No, I don't. Nah, man. Look, I like all the Spider man movies, but it's just like that had everything handed to him.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Who?

[Dave Blunts]

Tom Holland, bro. He got. He's like Iron Man Jr. Bro. That shit's not.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You talking about him in real life?

[Dave Blunts]

No, in the Spider Man. What the. This high as hell. But. But no, man. Yeah, him Spider Man. But yeah, he just had everything handed to him. He had like a billion dollar Spider man suit made by Iron man. And it's like Spider man is supposed to be a Who's broke as hell gets. No, like he gets the. And every. Like the wanted him and his Spider Man. The wanted him. You know, that's never like supposed to happen like that. Like he got the. In every single movie.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Well, you know why? Because there's no counterpart. Toby Maguire had pretty ass James Franco to take that attention off his ass. Yeah, he looked Like a nerd. That movie. He was the ugliest guy's willing to fall.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So like in Tom Holland, the only guy, I got this Samoan fat friend. Of course I look cool. Of course a diet wants to bang me.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm like, bro. And then he's not getting bullied either. He's got like a, a friend of me. He's got a friend of me, a Indian kid calling him Penis Parker. And like, come on, man. This is stupid as hell. They're all nerds. He's getting bullied by another. They're in a debate club. These are nerds talking about other nerds. And I'm like, what the is this, bro? This is not, not my Spider Man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You're right. He did have it.

[Dave Blunts]

But I do like. I do like the movies, though. There are entertaining films. But just. He's the weakest Spider man, bro. He sucks.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Really?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Wow.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, I did not think that before you said this. I thought I was like, I love something. Well, he's great. He's so friendly. You're right. He didn't have to do nothing. Toby Wire got bullied to death. Damn near.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, bro. I mean, I mean, if we're going through everything that the went through.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He watched his uncle die for real. He had to fight Macho Man. That's scary.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Yeah. I will say, technically, Tom Holland did die, so he did go through a lot of.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Technically, he did disintegrate.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. He came back, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But he dematerialized.

[Dave Blunts]

He died and then they brought him back, but. And then everybody forgot. No. Now it's like nobody knows that he's Spider Man. They don't know that Peter Parker exists at all. So, yeah, he, I think he's lost the most, but who gives a.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, he's gotten beat the up for sure. He definitely gets to the hits that you're like, he's dead, right?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah. The Toby Maguire's over here holding trains and turning.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Now that's my Toby Guard is the best Spider Man. That's my Spider Man.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I mean, that's what I grew up to.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's part three. Lost me.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

As soon as he started walking with that.

[Dave Blunts]

Wait, no, I like, I like three. I like three. I I. It has its problems.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

A lot of them.

[Dave Blunts]

It has a lot of problems. But I like it, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's like saying you have a lot of problems with your cousin, but he's a weirdo. But he's my cousin.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know what I mean? Like, I Actually do, though.

[Dave Blunts]

I actually do, though.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

We all do.

[Dave Blunts]

We all do, I think. And then like, Andrew Garfield's Spider man, it's like that wasn't like he was just a cool dude the whole movie. Like.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, I wasn't a big fan of that one.

[Dave Blunts]

The. The. With him immediately.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Was it Emma Stone? He was banging.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's not losing.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I'd say he had the. Yeah, he probably had the baddest out of all the spider mans, the first one had the.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

From Jumanji and we know all about that. She was actually a vampire with Brad.

[Dave Blunts]

She was not. Not attractive at all. But the second. And then. And then Tom Holland's Nah, man. Nah. Zendaya is not all that.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But we went into this to judging women.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm just saying.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I love it, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm just saying. Andrew Garfield did have the baddest, though, and he had the coolest suit. I'm not gonna lie. That amazing Spider Man 2 suit is. Is the best Spider man suit.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay. You're not gonna. You're not. You're not wrong. But also, what about the Iron man one?

[Dave Blunts]

The Iron man nerd out. I don't like that suit that much.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's just hard.

[Dave Blunts]

Tom Holland suit.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It'll kill you.

[Dave Blunts]

Not the iron Spider suit, you mean? Yeah. Nah, man. That shit looked ugly as hell.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Looks. I'm talking about, hey, I'm gonna die.

[Dave Blunts]

Okay. I mean, I guess it's the. That. But his suit still sucked.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Disagreeing in the fucking distance over there now, look. Fucking nerd.

[Dave Blunts]

The. The newest one that they got, his suit looks pretty good, though. Then the one that's getting ready to come out, they showed you a sneak peek of it at the end of the last one. And I'm like, there we go. He made this suit himself. He made this suit himself. See, she looked pretty good.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Made himself, dude.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. And he basically. He based it off of the previous two Spider man suits that he met. He met those two guys in that last movie.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He met those two guys, you know, those other guys that don't want to do these stunts. So they hired me.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, they had one Spider man doing the stunts for all of them. Because all the niggas are like 40 and 50.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

How do you feel about Deadpool?

[Dave Blunts]

I fuck with Deadpool, man. The. The most recent Deadpool. Wolverine. I fuck with that movie. That shit's good.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It sure was great.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yeah. Deadpool 2 is not the greatest.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Nope. But Deadpool was still raining.

[Dave Blunts]

I love Deadpool 1. That's just a classic. That's a classic movie. Then Deadpool 2, not the best. I give that shit maybe like a. Like a seven out of ten. And then. Yeah, Deadpool 3, that was good. I fucked with it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Do you feel like. I mean, it's the highest grossing superhero movie ever, right? Part one.

[Dave Blunts]

Part one? I think so, yeah. I was grossing like R rated film.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

There you go. R rated film.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Which is kind of every like historical big movie of all time. This talk about dick jokes and.

[Dave Blunts]

It was good, man. I went to see that. I think I was 15, 16 when it came out, man. I went to see that in theater like four times.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

We should walk around in a Deadpool suit all the time when he's a kid.

[Dave Blunts]

Kid.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, like before the movies came out like three years ago.

[Dave Blunts]

Three years.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It's Ryan Reynolds like, damn, they're going to make Deadpoint. That was years ago.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that was. That was good.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I with back when he was boring, he had the no mouth fighting over and remember that?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Oh, that sucked.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That was dumb.

[Dave Blunts]

Damn, that was. I actually like that movie though. But it sucks that they did that to Deadpool. I know that's not like a popular opinion, but it's a fun movie. You know what I'm saying? It's not the best, but it's like fun. Kind of like what you were saying about good fortune.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it's fun.

[Dave Blunts]

It's fun. I. I like it. It's not.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I hope you wick it. I hope it works out. I'm sitting there like, oh, hell yeah. I know. If I'm not like talking like I'm watching.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, I've been. Did you like the new Superman that came out?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I think the best part was the actor that played Lex Luger.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, Yeah. I wasn't, man. Look, the movie was good. It was a good movie.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But how's he gonna run from Superman at the end? He tried to run for the door. He's fast as.

[Dave Blunts]

And then the Superman is like skinny as hell. He's not like buff like bro. Henry Cavill, nigga. That's my Superman. Man of Steel. You seen that? Yeah, man is still. Okay, I'll say. Superman was a more. The newest one. That movie was like more fun. But man of Steel, that's like real cinema. That's like cinema. That picture of Martin Scorsese where it says cinema that. Oh, man, the movie starts out good. Krypton being destroyed. I could watch a whole movie based on that. The destruction of Krypton. That shit's good as Fuck, man. They did my Henry Cavill wrong, bro. They brought him back in the fucking Black Adam movie. And it was like, okay, yeah, Henry Cavill's back. And then they canceled it two weeks later. Like, no, we're rebooting the whole thing. And it's like, damn, bro. Like, y' all had this on limbo for, like, nine years, brought it back, and then they canceled it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, you know a lot about Marvel movies, but, yeah, there it is. Yeah, same to me. Like, oh, where's X Men? That's the different way. I don't know. Can't Spider man fight Superman? Yeah, Hulk beats you guys. That's all I know.

[Dave Blunts]

Henry Cavill that. That he is Superman, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

So I've had this argument. Yeah, who can beat who. Who beats every. Who's the ultimate at Superman, right? That's what I said. I'm like, it's. It's Superman. And he keeps saying Flash, right? Didn't you say Flash? Who was it? Speed Flash out of here.

[Dave Blunts]

No thumbs. Speed Flash, you nerd.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Sorry to say, Speed Flash first.

[Dave Blunts]

No, no, I'm saying in speed. He beat Superman.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No. Oh, that's what he said. He's faster. Yeah, but he's not, though. Yes, he's. Can the Flash turn dime back? Yes.

[Dave Blunts]

Yes. Oh, he can travel through time. Yeah, way faster. Yeah, he can for sure. You tell me he's faster Superman, and it's like, Superman. He can't. He only did that out of anger because his got like. Okay, he's got, like.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

If he can do that out of anger, he can harness that and do it if he wants.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, but now every time I want to go back in time, okay, somebody killed my. I can get angry, go back in time.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

If he could do it, he could do it. Is he faster? That's the question. Not if someone's getting cheated on. How do you know the Flashes is not getting banged all the time? And that's why he's constantly looking for running fast as. That's the real story.

[Dave Blunts]

No, I think. Yeah, I think you said one that could beat them all. I'd say. Honestly.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

It has to be Superman, right?

[Dave Blunts]

Nah, man. I think either it's two people. And hear me out. Two people. It's either Batman or fucking Omni man from Invincible. One of those two we'll throw.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

There's no way a billionaire orphan, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

Listen, if you. If you give Batman prep time, that nigga can destroy Genghis Khan and his whole army. I'm telling.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Khan was a regular buff Asian.

[Dave Blunts]

Do not understand Like Batman. That nigga is unsustainable.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

You know what? I know he can't stop his parents from getting killed. He can't do that. Before, I couldn't even stop them from dying.

[Dave Blunts]

Well, I'm glad you said that. He was given the opportunity to be able to do that, but he was

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

like, nah, I need that money, because

[Dave Blunts]

that's what made me who I am. My parents died.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What a piece of shit. Go, dog. I can save your lives, but I. I want my character. You're a bad child, that's all. A spoiled billionaire.

[Dave Blunts]

Think about it.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Spoiled millionaires.

[Dave Blunts]

All I hear, bro, Batman, I'm telling you, he can beat all them, bro. But prep time. He's like the great. He's like the greatest detective in the world, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, that detective's driving through your chest at 3,000 miles an hour, bro. He's going to be like, oh, my billionaire, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

They in the comics. In the comics, right? They put this thing in a straight jacket, buried him alive in a coffin with his parents, and he fucking punched his way out. That bitch.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's only a regular guy, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

No, he's not a regular guy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's not superhuman.

[Dave Blunts]

He's not a regular nigga. That's not a regular nigga right there.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Batman is superhuman.

[Dave Blunts]

No, he's not. He's not. But I'm saying he loses. No, he's not, man. Okay, spoiler for the Batman versus Superman movie, bro. He was getting ready to kill that Superman. I'm telling you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He was getting ready to kill him. Lasers out of his, bro.

[Dave Blunts]

Obviously, if you watch the movie, you'll see, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Ben Affleck directed that.

[Dave Blunts]

He beat that fight.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He directed that one, dude. JLO was a producer of that movie.

[Dave Blunts]

No, bro, I'm telling you. Puerto Rican flag in the back when you watch it. Come on. All you gotta do is get your hands on some. Some kryptonite, bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, I'll shoot you my laser from 90 miles away.

[Dave Blunts]

No.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

How about I turn it back?

[Dave Blunts]

Because they.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

What?

[Dave Blunts]

He wasn't trying to fight Batman. Batman kept on, so he. Like, I'm just talking. Not in the movie. I'm just talking.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, if they had to fight each other, Superman wins.

[Dave Blunts]

No, no, no, no. Bruce is coming prepared to that fight, bro. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, bro. If you look at the comments, Will believe me, bro. When this drops, man. I'm telling you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, that's crazy.

[Dave Blunts]

It sounds crazy, but I'm telling you, Batman, it does.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

All right, cuz? Like, that's like saying the best fighter on planet Earth can beat a super human alien. That's not true. He dies just because he's Roy Jones. Or Roy.

[Dave Blunts]

Unless you're Will Smith, you punch alien in the face. Welcome to Earth for talking about joy.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, like Chris Rock got his papers. What are you talking about, man? Punch alien in the face.

[Dave Blunts]

That's.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That's insane.

[Dave Blunts]

But no, man, we're talking babies, not

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

full grown men, dude.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, but then Omni Man. Omni man is pretty.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I don't know who Omni man is, though. Invincible Rocket watches it. I don't know anything about it.

[Dave Blunts]

That is like, destroyed whole civilizations of planets.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And he could be. He could be Superman, then Batman. No, Superman.

[Dave Blunts]

No, probably not.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

No, Superman can. That's the ultimate, right? I don't know much about all this shit. I just know Superman can fly. And yes, he can do everything everybody else could do, man.

[Dave Blunts]

Probably flexes that. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, he probably flexes that. Yeah, probably.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, well, there. There's no.

[Dave Blunts]

Ready?

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

There's no way. He's the best. He's the best detective in the world. Back to Batman. He couldn't be like, we're billionaires. Let's not walk through the alley at night. What the. You're gonna tell me that kid's smart? No, he's.

[Dave Blunts]

No, bro. That's what made him smart, Bro.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I'm telling you to be like, dog, I'm smart.

[Dave Blunts]

I mean, he was nine years old, like my dog.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Let's not walk down the alley. It's dark, dad.

[Dave Blunts]

The.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

There's might be murderers. You're a billionaire. Get the car to get pulled around.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, right.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

He's a billionaire. Why they just watching their home theater.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

There's a lot of things here, man.

[Dave Blunts]

That's what I like about the Batman versus Superman. Because they die right in front of the theater. Good. As soon as they come out.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

That makes sense.

[Dave Blunts]

Exactly. See? Watch the movie.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

I will watch it. You got to watch the Michael Keaton Batman.

[Dave Blunts]

I will. I promise.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

They're really good, man.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yeah. I gotta check that out.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Prince to the soundtrack to. To the Batman Forever. Oh, Batman Returns. Oh, you'll. You'll hear it. You'll hear it through the whole movie.

[Dave Blunts]

The Purple Rain.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, you'll hear it. There's a whole scene of it, too. It's good. Jack Nicholson's great. All right. So anything new besides the music dropping? And you said you're filming on the. On the 20th, right?

[Dave Blunts]

Dropping on the 20th? Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Drop it from the Video. You film it on the 28th. I'm.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm about to shoot the video video soon. I don't know when, but soon, very soon. It's gonna be. It's gonna be great. The video is gonna be great. I've been really like. That's another aspect that I'm focusing on is really making my videos like. Like almost like a movie for real, you know? I feel like the. The fifth, the 50 Cent disc song. I feel like that was my best video. Maybe not my best song, but my best video for sure.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

For how much effort went into that.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that. That was. It was like a two, three day shoot. And yeah, hell yeah. And fucking. I made sure all that was right. Made sure it looked very cinematic and shit. And then after that, I released a song called Bigger where I'm like Godzilla and shit. That was like really good. I. With that, I shot a video for this song I'm gonna have come out soon where me and my girl are like Mr. And Mr. Smith trying to kill each other and shit. That shit is a good one too. And so I'm really just trying to like each video more leveled up and have it be something great.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Sick, dude.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh yeah. And do you have any other merch for sale right now?

[Dave Blunts]

No, but soon. I got shit I'm gonna let you know. I got coming soon. So I got the double cups, but it says healthy stuff on it. The healthy stuff. Tracksuits, of course. And then I'm gonna have tracksuits for women and children, you know. And then, hey, I'm coming out with my own water. Healthy stuff.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Oh, what?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Sick is gonna be like online or trying to get the stores.

[Dave Blunts]

I'm gonna try to get in this. It's gonna be online though. If I get into stores. That would be cool. So buy that when it comes out.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And when it comes out, when all this drops. Where can you find it? What's a website?

[Dave Blunts]

Hey, davemonts co some took the dot com bastards. Yeah, bro, it was actually a fan that like when I first started blowing up, he's like, hey, bro, I brought Dave ones.com just for you. I bought it so nobody else can get it, so if you want it, let me know.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

And now he's trying to charge you for it.

[Dave Blunts]

No, I just can't. I couldn't remember the nigga's name. Oh yeah,

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

whoever I talked to a couple years ago that owes Dave Ones dot com. Yeah, just DM me.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, just let me know you get it back. You can get it back in two seconds.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Yeah, you need that because people are gonna type.com and gonna be 404 page.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Like, oh, dot com. So it's Dave co. All right, good. I don't know how long we've been here.

[Marty O'Neal]

It feels like damn near three. Three.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Talk about racism. And Batman.

[Dave Blunts]

Batman. Hey, he can beat everybody, bro. Telling you.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

All right, maybe bad Affleck in real life, kid. Because he's got connections. He dunk a donut sponsorship dude. He's got that a lot. All right, let's get out of here. Thank you for being here. I appreciate you. Dave Blood co. Dave Blood on. Is it just day blood on Instagram, Right?

[Dave Blunts]

I love you, Dave. I love you. Y, O, U.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

But if you do type in Dave, you'll. That will pop up.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, that'll pop up. That'll pop up. Hell yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Okay.

[Dave Blunts]

Hey, man, looks like we're doing this every six months, so.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Hey, is it really every numbers another six?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, pretty much. I think this last one was. I can't remember, but.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Can't remember either. I just remember we were over there on the other set. That's all I remember. I love it.

[Marty O'Neal]

We're getting these little chapters of your career.

[Dave Blunts]

Hell yeah. Yeah.

[Marty O'Neal]

Little check.

[Dave Blunts]

Pretty soon I'm going be too big to come here. Y' all going to have to start paying me for this. I'm around the place.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Get this. Don't soldier boy ass. No. Only ever was like, I ain't coming unless you give me $5,000. Was like, dog. What? You still got to come. It's okay to not come. I'm not paying you $5,000.

[Dave Blunts]

The.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

How about five bands and your Nintendo Switch thing you made so I can sell it to China or something?

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah, console.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Or give it to the small Mexican kids that don't have the regular consoles

[Dave Blunts]

like you talked about.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Call of Duty, sell it to them.

[Dave Blunts]

Yeah. Little as Jeff one.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

There we go. Sell on Santee Alley. Santee Alley.

[Dave Blunts]

Coming soon.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

All right. Thanks for being here, Marty. Anything else?

[Marty O'Neal]

Appreciate you say this was fun and hilarious.

[Dave Blunts]

Yes, sir. Hell, yeah.

[Thomas Dope as Yola]

Appreciate you for being here. Thank you. Thank you, guys. It's been the dope as usual podcast. Have a dope ass day.

[Dave Blunts]

Perfect.