Saying Horrible Things w/ Dave Blunts!

Summary

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DOPE AS USUAL Podcast

Episode: "Saying Horrible Things w/ Dave Blunts!"

Hosts: Marty O'Neill & Thomas Araujo (Thomas Dope As Yola)

Guest: Dave Blunts

Date: March 4, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode welcomes back viral rap artist and internet personality Dave Blunts for his third appearance on the show. Known for his candid, wild, and provocative takes, Dave dives into everything from wild industry stories to the line between comedy and controversy, internet beefs, mental health benders, making "unnecessary" music, movie debates, and much more. The conversation highlights blunt humor, critiques of pop culture, and the blurred lines between art, offense, and being authentic. Listeners get unfiltered tales about the rap industry, content creation, current fandom drama, healthy lifestyle shifts, and plenty of hilarious, jaw-dropping anecdotes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dave Blunts’ Return & Podcast History

• Dave returns for a third time, nearly making him the most frequent guest ("No, this is Mexican fool named OG..." [01:12]).
• The show celebrates five seasons and a growing cult following.

2. Industry Stories: Kanye, 50 Cent, Puff Daddy

• Leaving Kanye: Dave describes why he distanced himself from Kanye, citing differences in vision and uncomfortable associations (swastika incident), but clarifies, “never really disrespected me... just realized we didn’t have the same vision” ([04:13]).
• Kanye’s Reaction: Unexpectedly polite—“His response was like, okay, thank you. Not what I would have thought” ([04:02]).
• Mental Health & Shroom Bender: After parting with Kanye, Dave goes on a mushroom binge, proposes to his girlfriend onstage, and reflects on accountability: “...just really manic... I was doing, I was making those crazy songs, and then after that, I went on like a shroom bender” ([06:09]).
• 50 Cent Beef: Dissecting a viral online spat. Dave admits he was “dick riding… standing up for my bro,” but doesn’t regret roasting 50 at the time ([12:41]).
• Puff Daddy Case: Avoids deep commentary on Diddy’s scandals (“Hey bro, listen, hell no bro, I’m staying far away from that…” [09:35]) and jokes about writing songs about the fallout.

3. Comedy, Memes, and Being a Punchline

• Dave reacts to Cat Williams using his picture in a standup special (“I might try to get $30 out of him…” [02:41]) and unpacks his conflicted feelings about being joked about publicly.
• “Do I want to respond? Do I necessarily want to attack him?... a bigger part is like, fuck this thing. I think he is” ([22:10]).
• On becoming a meme & industry punching bag: “I’ve never been a punchy bag before the industry, I’m not gonna be while I’m in the industry” ([20:02]).

4. Controversial Lyrics, Censorship & Artistic Intent

• “Unnecessary” (New Song): The origins behind Dave’s provocative new single, which he says contains intentionally inflammatory content as an act of defiance and authenticity:
  • "In the song I say a lot of...I open it off with some crazy...You're probably..." ([30:36])
  • “That just shows it right there that you don’t understand what I’m trying to do here... do I want to conform to the industry or pave my own way and create a new normal?” ([36:29])
  • Turning criticism into fuel: “I named it Unnecessary, because that person had told me that it was unnecessary. I’m like, well, yeah, it is unnecessary...” ([36:29])
  • Battle over “commercializing,” resisting pressure to change art to suit others ([41:08]).

5. Cancel Culture, Slurs, and the Edge of Humor

• Dave and Thomas banter extensively about racial slurs in music and gaming, the double standards in censorship, and why Dave deliberately pushes boundaries (...sample: “I love being racist on video games. That shit’s fun, man...” [95:04]).
• They joke about YouTube demonetization and testing platform limits with music and commentary.
• Meta conversation about what can/can’t be said in music vs. podcasting.

6. Health, Sobriety, and Lifestyle Change

• Dave details why he’s not smoking or using substances now and is focused on “healthy stuff” and training for touring ([14:32]).
• Conversation about weight loss drugs (GLP), toxicity of obesity discourse, referencing recent expert interviews ([15:46]).

7. Internet Culture & Dads Against Predators

• Lengthy endorsement for vigilante anti-predator YouTube channels (“Bro, it’s good entertainment, bro. My girl be tripping about me always watching that...” [10:55]) and the catharsis of seeing justice.
• Ties to wider cultural obsessions with public shaming, accountability, and reality media crossovers ([55:28]).

8. Pop Culture, Sports, and Movie Debates

• Raucous debates over best/worst movie sequels and superhero films:
  • On Friday series, Batman casting (Ben Affleck is “the best Batman” - Dave [133:22]), Spider-Man, and Marvel vs. DC hero strength ([147:02–151:30]).
• Movie reviews and recommendations, with widely differing opinions on comedy sequels, reboots, and recent releases ([64:46]).
• Candid talk about not keeping up with sports since the Bears’ heyday: “I can’t keep rooting for losers…” ([51:00]).
• Vivid childhood stories about getting lost, family trouble, and memorable moments growing up ([83:12–87:57]).

9. Behind the Scenes of the Music Industry

• Dave’s negative experiences collaborating in the rap world, preferring to work solo: “It’s been mostly negative... They want you to jump through hoops and bow down to them…” ([48:24]).
• Comments on rapper time/tardiness, and why many relationships in the industry feel transactional.

10. AI, Streaming, and the Future

• Discussion about AI in music and movies, and how leading artists are using AI-driven lyrics and beats (“There’s rappers… putting whole AI songs out. Yes, for a fact” [109:28]).
• Positive and skeptical reactions to AI-powered deepfakes, fake music, and the implications for culture ([104:06–108:41]).

11. Media, Merch, and New Projects

• New single “Unnecessary” drops February 20.
• Dave’s next album: "I'll believe it when I see it"—reflecting skepticism about public opinion and personal progress ([113:04]).
• Merchandise: “Healthy Stuff” double cups, tracksuits for all genders and kids, Dave’s own water brand ([156:26]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Kanye’s reaction:
  “The text was just so polite in both ways. The text was like, I’m not aligning with what you got going on. And then his response was like, okay, thank you.”
  – (Dave Blunts, [04:02])

• Reflecting on being a meme:
  “I’ve never been a punchy bag before the industry, I’m not gonna be while I’m in the industry.”
  – (Dave Blunts, [20:02])

• On the controversy of his music:
  “That just shows it right there that you don’t understand what it is that I’m trying to do here... do I want to conform to the industry or pave my own way and create a new normal?”
  – (Dave Blunts, [36:29])

• On pushing limits:
  “I love being racist on video games. That shit’s fun, man.”
  – (Dave Blunts, [95:04])

• On Cat Williams’ jokes:
  “I’m kind of conflicted… Do I want to say something?... They’re just shitting on me. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. So I mean a part of me is like, yeah, it’s cool. But then a bigger part’s like, fuck this nigga.”
  – (Dave Blunts, [21:22])

• On Dads Against Predators channel:
  “We’re watching at dinner last night.”
  – (Thomas, [10:50])
  “My girl be tripping about me always watching that. She’d be like, like, what do you got going on to where you’re always...”
  – (Dave Blunts, [10:55])

• On criticism and internet narrative:
  “If you got a narrative that whenever a motherfucker says something about you, they can just get their jokes off and all that shit, it’s like, nigga, you’re gonna be an industry punching bag.”
  – (Dave Blunts, [20:02])

• On AI in music:
  “There’s rappers out here putting whole AI songs out. Yes, I know that for a fact… those are the ones that are doing it. Like you know, there’s, there’s not like smaller artists doing that. There’s smaller artists doing it for the bigger artists.”
  – (Dave Blunts, [109:28])

• On Hollywood reboots and movie classics:
  “The Nightmare on Elm Street Reboot that came out like 2011… that was good…the Friday the 13th reboot… that was good… There’s a bunch of good reboots out there.”
  – (Dave Blunts, [101:59])

• On superhero hierarchy:
  “If you give Batman prep time, that nigga can destroy Genghis Khan and his whole army… Batman… can beat all them, bro.”
  – (Dave Blunts, [150:06])

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Noteworthy Timestamps

• [01:06] – Welcoming Dave Blunts, podcast banter
• [04:02] – Reflecting on ending things with Kanye West
• [06:09] – Dave’s shroom bender, manic behavior, marriage proposal
• [12:41] – Story behind 50 Cent beef, industry loyalty
• [16:47] – GLP-1 weight loss drugs & body image
• [20:02] – Becoming a meme, internet narrative, and punching bag
• [29:14] – Announcement: new single “Unnecessary” (dropping Feb 20)
• [36:29] – The origins and intent of “Unnecessary” as defiant art
• [41:08] – Pressure to commercialize and industry expectations
• [48:24] – Dave’s negative experiences with music industry gatekeeping
• [55:28] – Crossover ideas: Dads Against Predators & PowerSlap
• [64:46] – Comedy sequels and Hollywood reboot debates
• [95:04] – Talking about gaming, slurs, and online persona
• [104:06–108:41] – AI in media, deepfakes, and future of entertainment
• [109:28] – AI-produced music and ethics
• [113:04] – New album details and personal era: “I’ll believe it when I see it”
• [156:26] – Upcoming “Healthy Stuff” merch, tracksuits, and water brand

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Conclusion

This episode dives deep into the wild intersections of music, internet culture, and authenticity. Dave Blunts remains unfiltered and unapologetic about his art, public persona, and controversial takes, sparking both outrage and admiration. With stories ranging from surreal industry beefs to the existential crises of being a viral figure, listeners get a blend of comedy, candor, and chaos. The pod closes with hype for new music, upcoming visuals, and a promise that the next phase of Dave’s career—“My magnum opus”—is just ahead.

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Find Dave Blunts’ new single “Unnecessary” on all platforms Feb 20.
Merch & updates: davemonts.co (dot com pending, maybe).

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“You don’t got to be good. You don’t got to be great. Just... okay.”
– Marty, [91:39]

This was the Dope as Usual Podcast. Have a dope ass day.

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Transcript

[A]

Getting choked out.

[B]

Yep, Right there. Yep. Look at that.

[A]

Damn that Kodak black.

[B]

Yeah, that is him.

[A]

Dude, that's him in the meme where

[B]

he got up by Kodak.

[A]

That's him. Dude. That's the meme.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

It really does look like Kodak.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

He's like a young Kodak.

[C]

It might be Kodak black belt.

[A]

Black belt.

[B]

Damn it.

[A]

That was a good one.

[B]

Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect.

[A]

What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the dope as usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dope as Yola, whatever you want to call me. And this is my co host, Marty o'. Neal. What's up, guys? Sober as could be. How we doing, guys?

[B]

What's up?

[A]

Welcome back. Our friend. I'm just excited to sit here and say horrible things. Possibly just ridiculous stuff. Welcome back. I think for the third time now.

[B]

Third time.

[A]

Welcome back, Mr. Dave Blunts.

[B]

Hello, sir. How's it going, man?

[A]

I like healthy stuff. Thank you.

[B]

Thank you, Switch. Thank you. I appreciate that. Is. Am I the most person who's been on here the most times?

[A]

No, this is Mexican fool named OG that's been on here so many since season one. So many. He's one of my homies and he's just.

[B]

Wait, se. What season we in now?

[A]

About 5 as of last. As of this week.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

Last week on Sunday was our year five. Yeah, you're the. Yeah.

[C]

I'm getting up there, though. Definitely a favorite.

[A]

Yeah. What's up, man? How's everything been going?

[B]

Well, man, I just been working, man.

[A]

Real quick. You left. Last time you were here, we were saying ridiculous things. And then two days later, we're. Last time. I don't know if it was on camera. Off camera. Like, you should do a video where you're like, upside down. Like 50 Cent doing sit ups. He'd be like, yay, I'll talk. And then like two days later, I'm like, yo, this was beefing with 50 Cent and he's the biggest troll of all time. What is gonna happen? Because he's up for. He's up against somebody that can really make fun of the. You know what I mean? If you really want to get down, you. You, I feel like could really burn a. So that's what happened as you left.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then you told Kanye that you weren't doing anything anymore with him.

[B]

What.

[A]

What else has been going on? There's so much. We just talked about that.

[C]

Right. There is a lot to focus on.

[A]

This morning I saw Cat Williams talking about you in his stand up special. Yeah. Which is crazy. Not only that, can you get money out of him using that picture like that?

[B]

I could try. I could try.

[A]

Like. All right, man, just shoot my 30 bucks.

[C]

Did you know that that was gonna happen, man?

[B]

He's been on tour for like a year and a half, so that.

[A]

Oh, he's been using that.

[B]

Yeah, he's been using. People will send me videos of it. I think one of the last time I seen it was on like a Carnival cruise or some. For it was a Carnival cruise. Big ass screen. Like, like sweet life on deck and

[A]

get out of here, Cody.

[B]

Is that what it was? Yeah, yeah.

[A]

That was just like three years, a little too young. It was like I was just getting out of my. Watching more Nick at night, you know.

[B]

Oh, George Lopez.

[A]

George Lo.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I remember. I remember George Lopez came on Nick at night. Yeah, Nick at night, man. I watched a lot of Roseanne. Oh, yeah. So, Marty, as we were talking about earlier, you told Kanye to. To step off. And we said, you're the only person we've ever seen, like, tell Connie I don't want to work with you anymore. And he went, delighted. For what? Why? Can you please tell me what? This didn't align. The. The guy I thought we thought would have lost his mind on you.

[C]

The text, it was just so polite in both ways. The text was like, I'm not aligning with what you got going on. And then his response was like, first of all, I was surprised. He's like, okay, thank you.

[B]

Okay, thanks.

[C]

What seems to not be in alignment. Not what I would have.

[B]

You know, I mean, you.

[C]

You hear such wild about this dude. Not what I would.

[A]

His.

[C]

I would have thought his ego would have been just hurt.

[B]

Well, I, you know, I hear people say they have a lot of, you know, like, they'll say that he like went off on them or I. I never really went off on me or really even like disrespected me ever. Really just kind of like. Yeah, never really disrespected me or anything like that or talked to me crazy. But, you know, just when I realized kind of that we didn't have the same, like, vision for the music and like that. I just had to get the on up out of there.

[A]

Was it. Was it the swastika?

[B]

That's the start. I wish it was just that, but it's. It's more than that. That's. Yeah, that's.

[A]

I just put a swastik on it. Yo, that motherfucker's wild as hell.

[B]

But. But, yeah, that. Yeah, it was the. That and just a whole lot of, you know, like, man, I thought we was just making some. I didn't know there was a whole, like, agenda he wanted to push. And when I realized that, then I'm like, oh, I don't. We were just making. Yeah, I thought we were just. Yeah. I don't know.

[A]

Whatever that was.

[B]

Whatever that was at the time. Yeah, I think it was. I think he's apologized since then, and, you know, and I've definitely said some things that probably I was didn't. I don't know. I said some bullshit. But I think during that whole time, you know, I was just really manic around that time. So afterwards, you know, when I stopped aligning myself with him and, like, that, I just kind of was, like, real manic. I mean, you've seen the. I was doing. I was making those crazy songs. And then after that, I went on, like, a shroom bender.

[A]

Oh, since I saw you last.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I didn't see that.

[B]

I went on, like, a shroom bender. And then I, you know, asked my girlfriend to marry me on stage. And, like, it was just real automatic decisions at that time. You know what I'm saying? So then manic or just on point.

[A]

I'm kidding. You know, and then you're forward.

[B]

Man, that was just real, man. Mar. Marry me. You know, we got each other's names tattooed. You know, I'm saying out of all that whole mania, that was, like, the only thing that I don't regret is getting her name tattooed on me. Nice. Yeah.

[A]

Also, we can't just glide past shroom bender.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I take mushrooms. I take mushrooms. Never done a bender.

[B]

Yeah, man.

[A]

It was better, like, more than one day in a row. Two days.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. I think it was a good, like. I don't know. I was just waking up and taking them every day. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Were they different strains?

[B]

No, the same ones.

[A]

They still hit the same. Same.

[B]

Hell, yeah. It was the first time I'd ever did shrooms, so. Yeah, that was pretty fun.

[A]

How much are we talking?

[B]

Oh, bro, at least more than, like, an eighth a day.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Because I'm taking them, and then once I feel it wearing off, I take more.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Probably the cat. Another cat. Another.

[B]

Yeah. Hell, yeah.

[A]

Okay. So not staring at the sun. Talking to you. Yeah. What did you see?

[B]

Hey, man, I had. I mean, it was just. I didn't, like, see anything.

[A]

Oh, so it's the body high.

[B]

Yeah, it was a body high. Hell, yeah. I just felt like, you Ever see the movie Limitless?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I feel like I took the limitless pill.

[A]

Oh, they said you felt like a white man. That's crazy, dude. That's the. The raccoon from Guards the Galaxy.

[C]

I said albino penis.

[A]

Penis.

[B]

Yeah. But I just said a lot of things at the time. I think I had went out there and said like, that he, like, groomed me and some shit and the Internet was like, oh, like, what do you mean he groomed you? And I just, you know, I just. I don't necessarily think that he groomed me. I think, like I said at the time, I was just really manic and just really not taking accountability for the situation. But. So, yeah, I. Sorry about that. Sorry, I didn't mean to say that you groomed me and. Groomed in what ways?

[A]

I know it's not okay. I'm trying to fuck.

[B]

No, no, not that, not that. I just feel like, you know, like, in my way, at the time, at the time, I was thinking like, you know, he had an ideology that he wanted to push on the world and he was using me to push that ideology. But at the time, you know, just someone who was really around him, he really was going through something like mental health wise, and he was really manic at the time as well.

[A]

So not a good mix.

[B]

Yeah, not a good mix. No. I don't think he's trying to groom me, though.

[A]

I like that.

[B]

I was tripping. I was tripping. All right.

[A]

Groom is a wild word.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Get on my side, I think is this.

[B]

Yeah. And it also, like, you know, that was also very frustrating because it's like, you know, everybody is giving this a pass. Like, oh, he's. He's very manic right now. It's very crazy. It's like, damn, who. Like, you're not the only one that's manic. Like, how come ain't giving me that pass, you know, But I didn't make graduation, so. Yeah, it's okay.

[A]

Hey, you moved on.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, also, real quick, since the last time we have seen you, I always call Puff Daddy. That motherfucker's in jail. He got out of doing some. Some dirty dookie. And then what else? The files are out. All this shit's happening. I can't wait to hear your single about the EP files.

[B]

Hey, bro, listen. Hell no, bro. I'm staying far away from that, bro. Look, look, man.

[A]

Pedophile. You already have a song where you say. You say he's a pedophile, and now you have direct proof of some of These giant are. Oh, come on, man.

[B]

Hey, but these is going missing from. Speaking up about that, you know what I'm saying? No ghost rights, all that. Damn it. Yeah, I don't know, man. I might have.

[A]

I want to laugh is basically what I'm saying. Take that and send it to our DM. Dude, give me a 30 second sip.

[B]

Maybe I'll say something. But you know, I just don't really know a whole lot about that situation or what they got going on. And I know me saying this, people are going to be like, oh, shit, they got him. He's one of them.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know much about it except be. Be.

[B]

Yeah, there's some freaky ass niggas out there, bro.

[A]

They could just get like 18 year olds, but they don't. And that's why everybody's mad and they should be because they're creeps. But other than that, like, what are we supposed to do? Like, they're still not in jail of the fight.

[C]

Is Dave Blunts a Dad's Against Predators fan by chance?

[A]

Hell yeah.

[B]

I With that. Hell yeah. Remember last time we were talking about the. He threw that dude up in the air and smacked him. Hell yeah. That was funny, bro. I watch those videos all the time.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I love them. We're watching at dinner last night. We watched it at dinner.

[B]

It's great. It's. Bro, it's good entertainment, bro. My girl be tripping about me always watching that. She'd be like, like, what do you got going on to where you're always.

[A]

She thinks that they're getting me like. Yeah, it's the opposite. If I was like these guys, then you should check.

[B]

But. But no, I think. Yeah, they're. They're. I with Dads Against Predators Death Inc.

[A]

All right, so we don't have an Epstein.

[B]

So I think you had. You had mentioned the 50 cent thing. Yeah, that was. Yeah, that was also another. Well, I don't say that I regret that, but I just don't think it was needed, to be honest. No, no, it wasn't. You know, if. Well, I'm definitely not like backing down from anything. You know, if he wants to say something back, I'll have another response, but.

[A]

Hey, get your ass in here.

[B]

But I just think that. Yeah, I really only did that because he had said something about, you know, that's when I was cool with Kanye at the time. So he had said something about Kanye and then, you know, Kanye had mentioned to me that he didn't really appreciate that. And I knew that Kanye had a lot of things going on at the time, so he was just like, Yeah, I like, 50. I don't know why he said that or did any of that. And he was like, I don't know what to say back. And then me, you know, that was my. That was my bro at the time. So I'm like, hey, don't say nothing back. I got you. And then. Yeah. But it's like, now I'm not even cool with the. No more. So, like, that just wasn't needed, you know what I'm saying? Like, if that was a lifelong friend, cool. But, like, yeah, that was definitely. I'll take. Hey, I'll take it. I was dick riding. They run, my bro. But standing up for.

[C]

If you got a dude putting you on in the music business you're working with, you're supposed to stand up for him like that.

[A]

Yeah, no, to Water Chug was awesome.

[B]

But. But, yeah. And then I think I seen something the other day that. It was Tony Yayo and Uncle Murder had.

[A]

We were just talking about them bullying Ja Rule still.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's been 30 years, dude.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

They can have grandchildren right now.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Hey, what's up?

[B]

But they. To him, dude, they had a podcast where they was talking about me.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, they were just like. I think they was talking about. I think Complex made a list of, like, the best first day out songs, and I think my name was on the list. I didn't see this, but, you know, I had first day out the hospital, and then it was just, you know, Uncle Myrtle was like, Dave Bluntz him. You know, he's. His shouldn't count because he's. I was in the hospital and not jail, and I'm like, oh, okay. I wasn't in jail. You know what I mean? Like, all right.

[A]

Sorry, man.

[B]

But, you know, they was just saying a bunch of. And I'm just like, hey. I said, hey. Like I said, I admitted to my dick riding. Now I want them to admit to theirs.

[A]

So it's not gonna happen. It's never gonna happen. You realize that those fools are in their 50s. That's not going to change. They're not going to be like, you know what? I see my ways after five decades of this.

[B]

That's a. That's a permanent case of dick riding right there.

[A]

Yeah, it's not. It's. It is what it is. Oh, you're not smoking still?

[B]

No.

[A]

Right.

[C]

I'm going to figure out how to smoke one of these things. Thank you. Thank you.

[A]

All right. Just making sure. All right. So healthy stuff. I saw you the other day going up the stairs on your hands and your feet. That's just hard. You're really trying. You're really doing this.

[B]

Trying.

[C]

Trying.

[A]

What's going on, man?

[B]

You know, trying to change my ways, you know, trying to get my health right. Really trying to at some point, go on another tour. So I want to make sure that my health is right when I do.

[A]

Have you ever considered that? GLP. We just had Dr. Dubrow on here. That's the only reason I'm talking about it. That fool's an expert. The guy from botched, we had him on here. The doctor.

[B]

The doc Botched. Now, I've never. Wait, botches. Where they get, like, botched? No, where he used to come surgery, like, fix them, but they already got bad plastics.

[A]

That's the big show he was on. But his show, like, he actually, like. Or he's an actual doctor.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, he's actually. He's an actual plastic surgeon, but he's a. He's. He got a spike degree. You ever seen. You ever see curvy enthusiasm?

[B]

Bits and pieces.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, well, this fool hates his coffee shop. The owner, he's like, I'm rich. I'll open a coffee shop next door and sell it better. So he's like, as a spike store. So he opens up a store next door and puts him out of business.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

So this guy was going back and forth with some online, and she's like, you don't even have a degree. And he goes, you. And went and got his degree at, like, 60 and was like, now I'm a expert scientist and GLP. So now I do know what I'm talking about.

[C]

Just to talk in the weight loss, in the way.

[A]

Because he's a. He's. That's what he does. He's a weight loss doctor. He's like an expert. And we just had him on the show and he's telling me all this crazy about it.

[B]

I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

Like, I'm still trying, still working out, but, like, that shit's incredible. I didn't realize. Like, I'm like, it's just a drug that makes you see. He's like, that's not what it's for. He's like, if you're overweight, it's a disease because your body's not working, it's a disease. He's like, think about this way. If you give a diabetes patient medicine, it's not Cheating, right? No. He goes, you're treating the illness, which is being obese. It's messing up your. He's talking to me. He's telling my weight. He's like, it's medicine for a person that h. That is sick because your body's sick. The way he broke it down and went, you bastard.

[B]

He's basically shoot me up in the arm right now.

[C]

Universe is using me right now to tell you.

[A]

Tell you that this is not cheating. It is a medicine. The way I'll show you a timestamp. It blew my mind, man. No, I didn't know that that's what this was doing. He's an expert. So I was like, okay, I'll listen to you.

[C]

Didn't he say that? It was like they found that. The GLP show. They found that when they were looking for something else.

[A]

They found it because they were like, yo, all these diabetes patients were giving this to regulate the blood sugar. How come they just dropped 80 pounds? He goes, why don't we just give this to people for weight loss? Like, no, it's been around for 20 years. He said it just got popular. I didn't know that. So I don't know. We'll see. We'll see how the summer goes if I can't keep. We'll see. But, man, that'd be sick if it actually works. I mean, I. I've seen it work on people, but is it real? Like, I've seen it work on some people, but on tv, you know what I mean? Like, is this.

[C]

We're getting it sound like it was a. Like a life changing life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because I have a up back. So I was like, well, I can't really move that bad move that much because of my back. So how am I supposed to get smaller if I can't move my bag? And that's when he's talking about like that, because I'm like, all right, that's a shortcut, I guess. But I don't know, the way he says, like, it's a medicine. I don't know. Just throw it out there. It's wild, dude. I don't know. We had an expert on you. That's why I bring it up. He's an actual expert. Yeah.

[C]

Did you imagine a doctor in here taking us seriously?

[A]

He's a real doctor. That was cool as he started off smoking. No, but he started off with his ecstasy stories from college because he's talking about pure MDMA out of ucla. He's a nerd with that. It was pretty cool.

[C]

Man came in talking about dabs, and.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, he did. I've never dabbed. I've smoked marijuana a lot, but not dabs, dude. When someone says marijuana or cannabis, I'm like, oh, you're square.

[B]

But I like it.

[A]

I don't know. Okay, sorry. Talking. Not talking no more. Tony A. And them talking. Cal Williams is being a dick.

[B]

Williams thing is, like, I'm.

[A]

It didn't really make sense for the flow of the. Of the set either, as a comment.

[B]

Not really, but you know, that he's a comedian. I'm not saying, man. You know, he was making jokes. It's.

[A]

Yeah, but it's also one of the best evers. Like, yo, meme. Let me meme you in real time.

[B]

Yeah, like, what the.

[A]

That's like, not comedic.

[B]

I mean, I'm kind of conflicted, you know, I. I'm having like a. Like an interpersonal battle with, you know, because it was always, like, somebody says something about me, I'm getting on the ass, you know what I'm saying? No matter what. But it's like, you know, just got to the point where I was just responding to people who, like, wasn't really worth a response, and I'm like, let me just chill. So I kind of just been chilling recently. I haven't been. I just been working. Just really just working. Working on hella music. Getting ready to drop an album at some point. But it's like with the Cat Williams thing, I was like, man, like, do I want to say. Do I want to respond or say something? And then if I do, do I necessarily want to attack him? Because it's like, I'm not necessarily mad, but it's like, I don't know. It's just. And I know these people don't know this, but it's like, shit like, this always comes at, like, the worst time when I'm already dealing with some other shit. And then that, you know, saying, but they don't know that. You know, saying they don't know me personally. So, yeah, they're just trying to, you know, get their jokes off or whatever, which is which. That's his job. He's a comedian. I can't really get mad at him for that. But, yeah, so I don't really know. I might. Shit, I might leave here and respond to him. I might not. I. I don't know. I haven't decided yet.

[A]

Cryptic answer. I don't know.

[B]

I really don't know, to be honest. Like, I always. I always will say, like, I will always be like, Nah, I'm not gonna do something, and I'll end up doing it. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I really don't know. But when it comes to. To, you know, the Cat Williams thing is just like, I was. And I was reading the comments, you know, and it's like, I feel like just by reading the comments, I've already done what I needed to do. The only reason that I was, you know, responding to those people is like, you know, I was a new artist in the game. So these narratives about you run quick because people don't know you. So if you got a narrative that whenever a motherfucker says something about you, they can just get their jokes off and all that shit, it's like, nigga, you're gonna be an industry punching bag. That wasn't gonna happen to me. I've never been a punchy bag before the industry. I'm not gonna be while I'm in the industry. And so when I go to the comments and people said, damn, Dave Munson about to get your ass. You don't want to fuck with Dave once. I'm like, what do you say? Do I even need to say anything? Niggas already know that I can do it if I wanted to. But, yeah, we'll see. Maybe. Maybe he'll get a couple of bars.

[C]

Is there part of you that's, like, cool as shit? You see 50, like, kids are legends that are, like, taking time out of their day to fuck.

[B]

I mean, sure, but it's like, man, it's like, just imagine. Just imagine you meet, like, your hero, you know?

[A]

I know you're talking about you're here,

[B]

and they fucking spit on you. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Basically. Did you piece of shit.

[B]

What did Brett Favre do to you?

[A]

He left me in the fucking rain.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

For four hours. And as I walk, he walked by.

[B]

He's right there.

[A]

He just doesn't even look at me. Just right on the fucking bus. Perked out two old ladies right here. Remember I told you singing a bread bar song. They made up for three hours.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

With signs. Just us three in the rain. And did this like, you damn one.

[B]

So that's why I was like, good. What the fuck did I do?

[A]

So fuck Red for him. And he steals from kids.

[B]

And then it's like, you know, my mom had called me yesterday because I remember I used to have these talks with my mom before my music blew up. And I would say, oh, like, I wouldn't care if somebody was talking Talking about me online. Cause that would be more views towards me. And it's like I was speaking at the perspective of a nigga who had no views, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

So it's like I didn't wish this.

[B]

It's like, okay, now I was speaking of an outsider perspective. I didn't really know all this shit went on. But now that I got views and I can get views on my own, you know what I'm saying? Now it's of okay, I'm not just gonna do anything for views and. And like I don't want people talking shit about me, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, yeah. And in a certain sense it's like, okay, it's cool, but not really. It's like they're just shitting on me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I mean a part of it me is like, yeah, it's cool. But then a bigger part is like, fuck this thing. I think he is. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Makes sense.

[A]

So what he's saying.

[B]

Cause none of that shit doesn't mean nothing. Like that doesn't mean nothing to me. Whenever somebody's like, oh, like bro, that's. That person's like a legend. They've done this, this and that. I don't care. I don't see them as better than me. I don't see me as better than them. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't care who you are. You talk that. I'm on that ass.

[A]

So yeah, all right. Cat Williams to get beat up by an 11 year old boy.

[B]

Yeah, bro, that video was hilarious.

[A]

No matter what, bro.

[B]

He was in the hood playing kickball.

[A]

Look like, like a.

[B]

And they beat that kid.

[A]

Beat the shit out of his tracks. His was all up no matter what. I love cow. He's hilarious. But that was funny.

[B]

Yeah, he did get put in the Choco by 12. I forgot Jiu Jitsu.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Damn again.

[A]

He's not a big guy. What if I get beat up by 10 year old the 6:2? I mean like, dude, what am I supposed to say? Like there's always somebody bigger than you, dude.

[B]

I'm like, you just remind him. Damn. Rob might have something to say.

[A]

That's why I brought up. So if you are going to find instigating over here, please remember.

[C]

Or some he was like foot racing them.

[A]

Or some, I don't know, they were playing kickball.

[B]

Like he went to the hood. It was playing with the kids and

[A]

something like that, right?

[B]

Yeah. And then. Yeah, bro, I guess he tried.

[A]

He.

[B]

He punched the kid first, I think.

[A]

Yeah, he needed the advantage.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's a big kid.

[B]

He had the advantage, man. Oh, he hit first, gave him that one tap policy. And then he got up that kid,

[A]

put him on his back, sprawled him out, put all his weight on him. And was he looking at the camera for a second?

[B]

Yeah, bro, he had him in a. Short him up, man. Damn. By a 12 year old at over the age of 30.

[A]

Either go over here, lick this white dog.

[B]

They put his ass in that step, brothers.

[A]

Can we please just go the other way? I don't want to talk about it. Can we just try not go down that street?

[B]

Gave that to Will Ferrell.

[A]

Oh, man. Oh, okay. Okay. So the responses I might get on him, I might not. I like it.

[B]

I might. Really, I.

[A]

It's like a shark bite. Is he gonna bite me or are we chilling?

[B]

Hey, you never know, man.

[A]

I don't know. That motherfucker puts out five specials a year and it feels like now.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

[B]

I haven't really been that good since he went on.

[A]

Shannon Sharp was like, are looking. Let me drop 15 specials right now. Hey, man, you got a deal. Probably. That's probably why.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

I mean, talking brings a lot of eyeballs, man.

[B]

It does.

[A]

People love drama.

[B]

They do.

[C]

If that's his set, that. That he did when he put your picture up on the.

[A]

It has to be part of something.

[C]

Like, I was like, me and my wife were watching that.

[A]

Like, it has to be bigger than that. Yeah.

[C]

Like, this is.

[A]

It doesn't make sense.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

He's an actual comedian. I'm sure you wouldn't be like, look at this.

[B]

Like I said, he's been touring that for over, like, year and a half. Like, I've been seeing this since like maybe late 2024.

[A]

So I'm like, it has to be a part of it.

[B]

Yeah, I knew it was part of something. I'm like, yeah, this is. Yeah, this is crazy.

[C]

Can they just put you on Netflix without asking?

[B]

I guess so.

[A]

I might have to check in the mail. Yeah, that's gonna be it. Run it up again. Make fun of all day.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

Get me. Okay.

[B]

This is my second time being on Netflix, by the way.

[A]

Was the first time.

[B]

The first time they did like some like year end rap at the beginning of like 20. 2025. Like, events that happened at the end of the year last year. And. And it Was just me when I did the juice roll day and I was on stage and. And they had, like, different comedians come out to talk about events. Oh.

[A]

Oh, you're a dick. You're a dick.

[B]

Yeah, it says, see? Yeah, he punched him first.

[A]

7th grader. Whoever captioned this is a dick. Cat Williams fights a kid and gets choked out by a seventh grader. Yeah, whoever wrote this is still in

[C]

school or something was talking about that quick one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

Yeah. Cfc. They.

[A]

Oh, man, look at that. That kid's trained. He's a wrestler. Dude, by the way, he hooked him with his legs him up bad. Yeah, he's talking about it. We love you, Cat Williams, but what the you talking for? Because that picture right there looking up. Click it, Marty. Click right in the middle when he looks up, when he's on his back. That's all I remember the caption if you're looking up getting choked right there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just the picture of him getting choked out.

[B]

Yep. Right there. Yep. Look at that.

[A]

Damn that Kodak black.

[B]

Yeah, that is him, dude. That's him. In the meanwhile, he got up by Kodak.

[A]

That's him, dude. That's the meme.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

It really does look like Kodak.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

It's like a young Kodak.

[C]

It might be Kodak black belt.

[A]

Black belt.

[B]

Damn it.

[A]

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[B]

Oh, hey, man, I've been previewing this new song. It's called Unnecessary, and it's dropping. February 20th. February 20th. Okay, this is the time for Black history month. I'm 20 days in.

[A]

Just like black history month. I'm 20 days late. Sorry for being late.

[B]

Yeah, no, for real.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

I was late here, too.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Sorry I was late here. I was late getting here. But, hey, you'll see my skin color.

[A]

Man.

[B]

Man, you okay? You guys probably originally had it for the time that I actually got here.

[A]

Yeah, we told you it was 5:51 or something. Yeah, like uber black. Have you seen the new uber black? No. What is 11 minutes late and loud as. But this is Armenian driving, no matter what.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean, that does not change.

[B]

But now this song, it's been, you know, a lot of people, it's been going crazy on, you know, just getting a lot of views. And I just snippeted it. But, yeah, it means a lot to me, you know, the song is called Unnecessary, and in the song, I say a lot of. I open it off with some crazy. You're probably.

[A]

Every single thing that just happened. Yo, mute. Every word that just came out of the storm. Every word that came out will exterminate this channel, bro.

[B]

Especially.

[A]

This is into my mic and you don't see who's saying the shits. Yeah, no, we'll get in trouble. Unnecessary. I haven't heard someone say moon cricket in 25 years.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

I heard it once from Preston, this black dude from the South. What does that mean? And he said other things I shouldn't say on you. You should probably bleep what I just said right now.

[C]

Oh, it's a slur.

[A]

Oh, it's a slur. Marty. Marty's like.

[B]

That was a slur.

[A]

Monkeys on the porch were like, a fun thing.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[A]

When I found out all these things.

[B]

Damn it.

[A]

Jesus. There's no jungles inside of the. There's no bunnies in the jungle. What are you talking about?

[B]

Damn. That's one jungle bunny. You never heard that no, that makes sense.

[A]

My. My friend. My best friend, Preston.

[B]

Add that to my Rolodex.

[A]

His dad's from the south. He says, some wild, big, tall cowboy Blackpool. He said a lot of wild things in front of me growing up. First time I ever saw cocaine I ever told you the story. I walk in, we're all playing. I'm drinking hose water. Oh, you know, we're kids. I'm running around, I'm sweating like, I gotta pee. But there's girls out here. I can't be by the tree. Yeah, I'll go in the house. I go in the house. My mom's best friend, Wendy, her husband Preston. I walk in, and there's two tatted Mexicans at the table pressing 6. 6. He's like, I'm just tall as Michael Jordan. That's why I thought he was cool. Like, damn, Michael Jordan. That's cool. Space Jam. I was a little kid. Anyway, yeah, I walk in, I just go, what the is this? I. I level the table, and there's two Mexicans with cards, and there's a pile of coke maybe this big, and they're scooping it with cards, and they stop. And I look at him like, what the. And then Preston's right there and see him. And he puts his hand on my face. Get out of the house.

[B]

Get out.

[A]

He walked me back by my face, and I walked back, and he pushed me back. He's like, your mom's gonna me up. Get out of the house. Go play. And then I told my mom. I'm like, I don't know what. But there was a pile of, like, powder white flower everywhere. They had cards and. Oh, man. I told on. I guess I told. I didn't know I was doing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Anyway. Yes. Back to moon, Back to Slurs. That's where I learned it from.

[B]

But no, man, it was just when I. When I started. Because I've been working on this album since, like, June, you know. It's gone through many different phases and different delays, right?

[A]

You're like, I'm gonna put it out, actually. Hold up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're in the hospital, right?

[B]

Yeah. A bunch of shit had went down, you know? So I finally am like, all right, now. I'm like, I got it to. I got the sound of what I want it to sound like. That's what I was going through. I was just making a bunch of shit different sounds. But I finally honed in on what I want it to sound like. And when I'm sitting down with my team, you know, creating the Album. I just remember there was one person who was like, I played them a song and they had said. I think in the song I mentioned, like, Cancan being a faggot or something like that. And it was like, yo. Like, that was. That's just, like, unnecessary. Like. But I'm like, is it anything, like, all music unnecessary? Like, why specifically that? You know what I'm saying? And it's not nothing. You know what I'm saying? It's not anything that's, like, out of the ordinary for a Dave. One song. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Everything you said, I expected almost exactly.

[B]

Exactly that cadence.

[A]

I was like, oh, we're getting flat. Get a stop press mute.

[B]

Yeah, my bad.

[A]

It's crazy.

[B]

All right, My bad.

[A]

No, it's hilarious, but crazy.

[B]

Can. Can is an F word. My bad. I mean, I'll edit myself.

[A]

That's funny that. That's the word you thought. That was the worst. That's the best part about this. The F word was the worst.

[B]

That's not the worst, but.

[C]

Does YouTube demonetize your.

[B]

No. No, they don't.

[A]

Can I get you to sit into every video I ever post in the background? You're just saying the N word constantly. And I can get paid off YouTube because I don't get paid. And if they would pay me, that would be incredible.

[B]

I think it's different for, like, music, though.

[A]

Can I just say all my weed. Musically, I just picked up an eight.

[B]

Yeah. Music video in the title. You should be good.

[A]

Like the MTV Pops up music video.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

People would like videos, huh? That's what it's called.

[A]

Me and you. You stand the back. Called this the N bomb. He's just gonna say it constantly, and I'm gonna roll. That's the beat joint, and I'll smoke it. It's gonna be called the ounce joint with Dave Blunt. And then we won't get demonetized. Not restricted. 100 million views. You ready?

[B]

But, yeah, man, I was just like. And then I just was going through like, some sort of, like, existential crisis of, like, damn, do I want to, like, make my music a little bit more, you know, catered to what other people want me to make or do I want to make the shit that I want to make? You know what I'm saying? And it's like, you know, when that person had said, you know, oh, it's like, unnecessary. I'm just like. That just shows it right there that you don't understand what it is that I'm trying to do. Here, you know what I mean? So it's like, damn, do I want to conform to the industry or, you know, try to pave my own way and create, like, a new normal? And then I just had this studio session to where I was, like, dreading it. I just. I didn't want to go. I didn't want to go at all because I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to make the wrong decision. But, you know, so I heard the beat, and I had some shit that I had wrote to it. And me, I don't ever write music. I haven't written a song in, like, four or five years. You say it, I just say the shit. Yeah. So this is like, the first time I sat down. Like, all right, I'm gonna do what they want me to do. I'm gonna try to write to it. But then I was like, I don't like what I wrote. I'm just gonna go in there and say some shit. And that's when I came with that. And then I named it Unnecessary, because, you know, that person had told me that it was unnecessary. I'm like, well, yeah, it is unnecessary. Every like. And there's no necessary song out there. You know what I'm saying? Besides that shit that they played at that alternative super bowl, man, that shit is necessary.

[A]

That was very necessary.

[B]

Yeah. Fuck out of here.

[A]

The best thing I saw was Kid Rock is the nickname for Epstein Island. That's the best thing I've heard in a while, actually.

[B]

Yeah, bro. What was it? Turning Point USA or some.

[A]

Hey, man. Charlie Kirk over there just debating. And now they're putting Kid Rock and tainting his legacy. His wife's over there doing the splits, and what the, man?

[B]

She's.

[A]

She's a wild. I know, but promise me, if I get shot in the neck and my wife is out there doing backflips and crazy like Hunger Games, you guys have the right to karate chop, chin check or chin check.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Not full blood. It's like karate chop or chest kick, because that's some. And hold on. Are you trying to get shot in the nectar point?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Knock on wood.

[A]

Yeah, I'm not doing that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Turning Point usa. You know what it was like? It was like an episode of south park, and the. They took our jabs, were like, nah, we want our own Super Bowl. And that's what happened. Yeah, I couldn't understand a word that said. But I get it. People like his music run it. I can't understand Shakira when she or not. Shakira. What's that?

[B]

Who's that?

[A]

No, Shakira can speak. Understand her?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now I feel bad. Speak perfect English. I feel bad, damn it. I find out the other foreign lady I was thinking of, I'll let you know. I can't remember her name.

[C]

Her.

[A]

I saw everybody was mad about a foreigner playing the Super Bowl.

[B]

Yeah, who gives a.

[A]

And then I saw this tweet and it's like Rolling Stones, Kylie, Manow, the weeknd, and like 12 other people. Like, oh, they're all foreign. That's right. Just because you're Canadian don't mean you're American. Exactly. The. It's just. Hey, you want to hear English is why they were mad.

[B]

Yeah, they were.

[A]

You know, it was just some. Some fools that aren't going to watch the super bowl halftime anyway. That's when you get up and do for real the you. You wait to have time to go. All right, I'll be back in half an hour. Not like I hope Janet Jackson's titty falls out. That already happened. It's never going to happen again, I promise. She's owned by somebody in Saudi Arabia or something now, right? Oh, I didn't know that. Sold her soul to that man. Oh, she wears a burka and damn, I didn't. Janet Jackson. Where's a face mask? Because her husband's Middle Eastern. What? That must be rich. Janet Jackson. How rich? Okay, I'll obey everything you said.

[B]

Yeah, that shit's crazy. I had. Yeah, like I was saying about the unnecessary song. I. I just. Yeah, I just went in the booth and just start saying, I am not a f. I'm an in. I'm a moon cricket.

[A]

You could say all those words. What doesn't bleep that?

[B]

Cuz you.

[A]

You censored yourself. Well. And then just drop the slur in the end anyway just because they're too nice words.

[B]

I think you can say that.

[A]

But spic is bad. Tan, Mexican. Oh, oh, it's two words. It's too nice.

[B]

But no man. But man. Yeah, that song though. I love that song. He'll get the contact guy.

[A]

Yeah, I love it. No, I really start saying, I really

[B]

do love that song though. Because. Yeah, it's just like once I start previewing it and people loved it, it's like, okay, now I know what to do. Like, I know. Like I should have already been known like that I should just do what I want to do and people fuck with it.

[C]

But did you have hella people like in your ear trying to get you to change your music.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. A bunch of people, you know, but try to change.

[A]

Why? Because it was offensive or something.

[B]

Just because they think that, like, you know, they think that I should make more commercialized music. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

For them to look at you and go, hey, I know what your music is like, can you change everything about it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All the words. Don't say those.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's fucking crazy.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, you know, more people commercial. I think. I think it's. You know, I've realized that you can't necessarily. Of course I was frustrated and still kind of am frustrated about that. But it's like I'm doing something that's not necessarily been done in the most recent times. You know, I'm trying to, like, you.

[A]

Do this on your own.

[B]

Pave my own way.

[A]

That's how you do this. With you being the one doing it. You don't have to be like, well, there's. This is the sound right now. So, like, I'll be popular because of the trend. No one is rapping like you. No one's making music like that. And like, you're saying, keep pushing at it. And then like you said, it'll be a new normal when it comes to the record companies, like, oh, the Dave Blunt sound. That's when it's like, okay, now I'm on to some. Where people are trying to buy.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. That's. I mean, you. You almost again. And this is my first time explaining this. I didn't even fully explain. And you got it. So.

[A]

Yeah, but.

[B]

But, yeah, you know. Yeah. Then people are just trying to. You know, it's just people that want what's best for me and shit like that. But, you know, you also have to. I just. You. I've spent enough time being mad and angry, like, oh, then nobody understands me like a fucking teenager. But it's like, who gives a fuck? I just got to prove them wrong. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

For sure. So it's like, yeah, where's your emo song? That was a. That was a very emo thing. I like it. You need to get some bangs. Oh, and rock it out. An emo song. Go popular on Tick Tock. That's commercialized.

[C]

Do it in Spanish too.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Might be able to make the halftime show next year.

[A]

Could you imagine the fake bushes start to move and this was just sitting there with a cup.

[B]

It's not even that crazy. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, she could do that. I could. And if not, I know Turning Point USA will have me.

[A]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Erica Kirk is going to be your backup singer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Damn. That is a.

[B]

So that singer to back up.

[A]

She's a. She's a. She's a spy, huh?

[B]

I don't know what they got going on, man.

[A]

I've seen a bunch of stuff, and I'm like. I just know if my husband got publicly executed, I would be sad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For longer than, like, three days.

[B]

Yeah, man.

[A]

I know a lot of people. She was sad for weeks.

[B]

You don't know what's going on. People grieve different. Shut the fuck up, bitch. I'm fucking around.

[A]

I don't know her real story. That's why I think it's funny. God, people are dumb. I made fun of people saying, did you rescue your dog from a fire?

[B]

No.

[A]

Then you just adopted a dog. You keep saying rescue like you saved it from a. A pedophile or something crazy. Or a chop shop. No, he didn't. So that's why I was like. And then people attacked me for it.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Yeah. I'm just kidding. It's fine. Say rescue. I don't give a. They're called rescues. That's the name for them. I'm just talking.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

People got so butthurt over there.

[A]

Oh, people got touched. Oh, yeah, yeah. We. Hey, man, it's funny to me. No, if it makes you laugh, I think it's funny as long as I hurt nobody.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

So this was the one about to show me right now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard the song at the gym. I heard the song at the gym and I went, who is this? What is happening? This young thug went, oh, you ever heard this? You have to. What?

[B]

Where. Where is the part I can't.

[A]

Where he says the N word million times?

[B]

Oh, the part where he says the N word bunch of times.

[A]

Oh, that part.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's the part we're talking about.

[B]

Why is he white?

[A]

What does he look like? You know what he looks like? He looks like Ivan Ooze from the Power Rangers. The purple guy.

[B]

Oh, God. That's who he looks like.

[A]

I was wondering, like, why do we look familiar? It's Ivan Ooze. Gross. Oh, yeah. He stole that for sure also.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know.

[A]

Jail was like, this is the. I got for you. You ready for this? Prolific. It drops it. I was in the gym the first time I heard it.

[B]

I stopped with, what is.

[A]

What is this? No, Remember, like in Austin Powers, they all see the dick spaceship and they all just stop. That was Everybody.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What the.

[B]

Is that.

[C]

Was that the first time? You're like, this motherfucker's bite my.

[B]

That wasn't the first time I've ever seen that from him. Yeah, but that's not the first time I ever said that. And I don't even. I mean, can we even say that he got that for me? I don't know. I mean, I would say, yeah.

[A]

Ready? You're not. Say you don't exist. He ain't putting that out. Are you kidding me right now, guys? He was like, oh, somebody else did it. I'm gonna drop this crazy ass.

[B]

Maybe, you know, maybe, you know, I just. I try not to be like the ether.

[A]

You were like, it's okay. I think you doing what you did. I mean, to think about it, then.

[B]

Yeah, he.

[A]

He says that maybe 90 times straight.

[B]

Probably got that from me.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? Probably. Thanks, man. Thanks.

[B]

Maybe I'm not even necessarily mad about that. It just means that this is that. See, what I want about the N words. Yeah, yeah, about the N word, the origins of it.

[A]

White young thug.

[B]

What I. What I want to do. What I want to do in the. In, you know, the rap game is like, you know, I want to make my mark. You know what I'm saying? Like, leave somewhat of an indent. Or people can be like, yo, Dave once contributed this. You know, I feel like I've been in here such a short time. I'm already doing that. So who knows, you know, a couple years down the line, what other indents or marks that I'm going to leave one.

[A]

So 100%. You know what I think you should do? Diss track on yourself. Say all the funniest shit that nobody else is going to say. Like, can you do. I've heard it before.

[B]

I think if you just listen to any of my albums, that's. No, no, I mean, like, no. Like a straight myself.

[A]

This is a battle. This is an inner battle. Or like I'm about to roast my. There's got to be an intro to it. Like, please, you guys are not better than I am at roasting myself. Here's a three minute song, a nice

[B]

montage, 300 bars of running.

[A]

Yeah, like you need like your. Your YouTube legendary, like, don't with me, dude. I already said everything you can think of. Because who's gonna roast you harder than yourself? Nobody.

[B]

Nobody.

[A]

I could say some horribly funny things about myself because who's gonna know besides me, right? What the. You just find out, like, yeah, I'm supposed To pedophile. What the. Is it going on here?

[B]

Oh, damn.

[A]

What the. He's admitted to some.

[B]

Yeah, all right.

[A]

I don't know where we're going with that, but yeah, you're gonna leave a mark. And then we were talking about this. My bad. I have an ooze. That song was crazy. That just threw my whole. I can't remember what we're talking about, but that definitely stopped it.

[C]

What's your experience been like with, like, meeting rappers and other people in the music industry? Has it been positive, negative overall?

[B]

Gotta say, man, it's been mostly negative, which is why I don't really. Yeah, I don't really, like, socialize with a whole lot of my peers, per se. Kind of just do my own thing. And I'm just. You know, there's a. I've had a bunch of stories about, you know, going to meet other artists or shit like that. It's been a lot of run around and shit, so I kind of just do my own.

[C]

Just goofy ass shit overall.

[B]

Yeah, just goofy ass shit that I'm not, like, trying to entertain or fuck with. So I really just do my own thing. And not that I'm not open to, you know, meeting other artists or doing songs with him, but I don't really want to do what it takes to do that. These, we want you to jump through hoops and bow down to them.

[A]

Oh, like grooming. Grooming, dude. Yeah. I would do my own thing too. Yeah, I understand. Especially you're just talking about like, that. There was way more to that out here. Like, come over in three hours. I'll be there like you. I'm out of here. To me, I'm like, oh, I'm on rapper time. No way.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, rapper time is a real thing.

[B]

It is.

[A]

I know you know that. Yeah, Real existing thing. I think Snoop Dogg was like, yeah, I invented that. Wait for 12 hours for me. I've heard some crazy about that food. Like, I have 15 hours late, but I'm here, dude.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

That's some superstar.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

I gotta be honest, though. If I was a superstar like that, I would want to get paid and go home. So I'd show up for sure.

[C]

Yeah. He was prompt for the super bowl commercial.

[A]

I filmed that three weeks ago. Oh, your shoot. Yeah, that's different. They paid his ass. Okay. Do you watch sports?

[B]

Nah, man. I gave up on football. I. Maybe it was the Justin Fields year of the Bears. I gave up on that, man. Oh, I threw in my flag, man. I was. I'm not no more. I don't watch that. Oh, that for me, bro.

[A]

They got a new guy. The emo kid. The guy from what's that band? Ah, don't remember. I saw that.

[B]

And people were telling that the Bears are doing pretty good this year. I just said that was f Super Bowl. I don't give a man. I don't. I don't. They're not gonna make the super bowl, man. Ever again. Like, ever. Never. Never. This is the closest that they all history. They're done. Yeah, bro. I think the last time they were a super bro was like 2007, maybe 8. I can't tell you something like that, bro. Like. And then before that, it was in the 80s. 80s. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All that, bro. I can't keep rooting for losers, bro. Like, bro, I can't.

[A]

Why don't just be a free agent fan?

[B]

Because that. That should turn me off of the whole thing.

[A]

Just because the Bear sucks so bad, bro.

[B]

Just imagine I'm watching almost every Sunday and they're. We're getting nowhere with the ball. Not only is the team trash, but we're not even, like, making it yards.

[A]

Like, you sound like every Bears fan I've ever met. My mom's a diehard Bears fan. So I hear this. She didn't even want to watch football. She's like, every time I watch, they lose. So why watch football anymore?

[B]

I'm just like, why?

[A]

I watch every week if they're gonna lose. I just showed Rocco the best super bowl endings ever. He's from Buffalo Bill's fan.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you think you have it bad? They've went four times in a row

[C]

and lost some unheard of unprecedented.

[A]

That's crazy. I would burn my jersey at that point.

[C]

But you got to respect my childhood. I'm 6, 7, 8, 9. This is like formative years, but I'm saying 4. This is why I am the way I am.

[A]

You ever watch Ace Ventura too?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Remember the kicker was Laces out. It's about the Bill's kicker. He. They up so bad that they made a movie about the guy up.

[C]

One of the greatest movies of all time.

[A]

The first trans ending we've ever seen, Dude. Dan Marino got kidnapped. Everybody made out with a trans chick. That was a crazy movie. There was a monkey in there. Yeah, man. 90 Jackson was in there. What you just said dam. That was crazy as. I didn't say snakes.

[B]

I said. I didn't say snakes. This mother. Don't put.

[A]

Don't put that on me, Ricky Bobby. Don't you put that on me, dude. I didn't say that. Tomorrow I'm. You know, I don't give a.

[B]

Don't care.

[A]

I cancel me. I don't give a. I didn't do anything.

[C]

Samuel Jackson, you come on here and cancel us your damn show.

[A]

If Samuel Jackson comes on this show, we need to arm wrestle, break dance,

[C]

fight and do some heroin and do something.

[A]

Oh, shit.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Only between the toes. I want it to set in later. I wanted to work its way up my body. My back hurts, you know. Dad, could you bro, could you imagine heroin? And wherever you shot it up is where you get high at. Can you hit me in the back 40 times? That'd be sick as I'm tired. Hit me up in the face. See my eyes. I'm wide awake with my eyes closed.

[C]

I was holding laundry.

[B]

Damn. Yeah, that be a self inducing coma

[A]

for two days and it cost me $80. Dude, heroin sounds sick.

[B]

No, bro. Hell no, bro.

[A]

You should drink that basically, bro.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yo, heroin sounds so ready. What do you like about getting high? Oh, you know, you're getting high. You're like happy.

[B]

You're for.

[A]

Feel like I'm floating. Heroin, according to Jesse Pinkman, you float above your bed.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

With some goth OD in next to you. Yeah, that sounds cool. I'm down to fly. I see Peter Pan. Yo, dude, Dustin Hoffman dies in the end. Like we. We win is what I'm saying.

[C]

That sleep that Jesse and his were having when Walt was shaking them trying to.

[A]

I'm like, that's the sleep I'm never in.

[B]

Sleep like that off Xanax though.

[A]

See, that's another drug. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I want a drug.

[C]

It goes.

[A]

Hey, shut the up and go to sleep. Like. Oh, for real? All right. Just as soon as it works through my lower knees and gets into my cat or to my quads.

[B]

Could you imagine?

[A]

Shuts off.

[B]

Some of the best sleep I've had in my life has been off Xanax.

[A]

Cuz you almost died. It was bringing you the brink of death. And it's like actually come back, man. We need you to buy more Xanax.

[B]

So we don't want to kill you.

[A]

Pills are scary, bro.

[B]

Ready?

[A]

Something this big just took me out. No thanks, dude. I don't want that. I don't want anything that's microscopic that can kill my dab. That's not killing me.

[B]

That's.

[A]

I'm watching power slap after. Oh, how about a dab right now? Yeah. Fuck yeah. I'll take a dab right now.

[C]

Is that what you're saying?

[A]

I'll pack that up now. Yo, I've been addicted to drugs and Power Slap. Do you watch Power Slap?

[B]

I've seen the clips online. Yeah. Them slapping the out of each other.

[A]

So. So I just thought it was barbaric.

[B]

It's dumb.

[A]

That's stupid. There's no skill. These are badass. I have watched almost every fight as of now. I watched every night and Dads Against Predators. Every. I just watched people get brutally slapped. I watch people get willingly slapped every night.

[C]

Basically, we're trying to do a collab with that.

[A]

Yeah. So I was thinking we had Dads Against Predators here the other day, and I love Power Slap. And I was like, yo, what if you went on Power Slap as a judge? Because you slap the out of people and you could be a judge for Power Slap and. Or you stand up there and be the ref, which would be sick. And then you collab and get the champ from Power Slap to go beat the out of pedophiles with you.

[B]

Or have the. The get the pedophiles to come there and slap each other.

[A]

No pedophiles willing, like, all right, you caught me, dog. Put me on more cameras in the stadium.

[B]

But you see, those people are stupid. Like, they should just. They should not leave when they see a camera. But you, like, I don't know.

[C]

They just stand there frozen and let

[A]

you know what I think it is. They're going. Every single person I've ever known is going to know I did this. They're scanning everybody in their. And they're, like, scrolling through your contacts. And then.

[B]

Plus, the people. That people are like, yo, like, we're not going to call the police if you just let us. Like, okay, I'll be all right. Now come with me to the stadium with people.

[A]

Keep roping them in. Yeah, Like a dog with food. Like, I won't call the cops. Yeah, like, follow me.

[B]

Some James Woods Family Guy. Oh, a piece of candy. Candy. Piece of candy.

[A]

Or is it the south park where they have the Chris Hansen episode? There's not really brownies.

[B]

They got sho some.

[A]

When they see, like, 80 dudes walking and blast themselves. You know the only reason Chris Hansen canceled? Because some guy killed himself.

[B]

Damn. Yeah, but he still does, like, variations of the show.

[A]

Okay, we shouldn't talk about this. Never mind. I'll say. I'm saying never mind. What's. I'll tell you after. Anyway, Chris Hansen's a wild. He has his own show now, and he does it on YouTube, I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does.

[C]

Goofy.

[A]

Why isn't he back on the. Was he on tv? We'll never know. I'd give him a deal right now. Maybe he's a liability. I don't.

[B]

We'll see. I don't know.

[A]

But there's got to be a reason. Come on. We need Dap to be on tv.

[B]

Would you.

[A]

Wouldn't you watch Public Slapping?

[C]

We need Dap to hop out on. On Chris Hansen over these allegations that you're mentioning.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

I was just saying if you have a podcast. I'm not talking about this show, but if you own a podcast, don't book Chris Hansen in a situation where you're putting them up in a hotel or some like that.

[A]

Don't put your card up.

[C]

Don't put your card on file.

[B]

The more you know, then they can order, like, room service. Like Macaulay Culkin and.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Squatters rights and $100 room service. Damn. Squatters rights on somebody else's car. That's crazy. Crazy.

[A]

Yeah. But also, what really did Kevin McAllister's dad do?

[B]

What really did he do? I don't know.

[A]

And why was he bugged? About 1800 on the rooms or 800 room service just flew. 19 white children on first class.

[B]

The. Yeah.

[A]

You see your house? He's a Bears fan. First off. They are in Illinois, right? Oh, that's what we were saying. The Bears fan. Yeah. My mom quit watching. Every single Bears fan I've ever met does say, I can't watch them anymore. And that's sad, but I started to rehash your sadness of football. But you guys are doing okay. They're probably never going back. It's okay.

[B]

I'm done. Even if they, like, win the Super Bowl, I'll be like, cool. I'm just not.

[A]

It's not the same anymore.

[B]

I'm invested anymore, bro.

[A]

Not even. Because I just thought, football's a little different, dude. I feel like it's not as exciting as it is used to you whatsoever. I think it's the rule changes.

[B]

Rule changes. And then, you know, like, man is retiring. You know, the greats is retiring. You know, Tom Brady's gone.

[A]

He's not gone. He's just transformed into another thing. He's gonna take over whatever it is.

[C]

I thought you meant the clone.

[A]

Yo.

[B]

Did you.

[A]

Have you seen the article? Tom Brady talked about how he cloned his dog. He said he cloned his dog because he loves his dogs. Once he cloned his dog so he can have his dog again. Right.

[C]

I just saw a commercial on TV for that. You can own your animal.

[A]

Clone your animal. As you talked about, he talked about how he has a clone of his own DNA that's 23 years old now. Have you seen the tight end for the Patriots? Bring him up. Oh, no, no, no. You're gonna lose your.

[C]

What's his name?

[A]

I don't know. Put in Patriots tight end. The looks like Tom Brady. Nah, he looks like Tom Brady and He says he's 23 years old. They did a cloning trial 23 years ago and he said he's somewhere in the United States. That's all it said. He's somewhere in the United States with his DNA.

[B]

Bro.

[A]

This feels like kind of Tom Brady. Dude. Look at him.

[B]

Look at his bro. He looks ugly as bro.

[A]

He looks like Tom Brady's ugly son. Wait, that's not the same guy that says 31.

[B]

That looks like Andy from Child's Play, bro. Gross.

[A]

Child's play reference. Chucky's disgusting. I hate him so much. Much.

[B]

I'll find Chucky movies, bro.

[A]

You do? Hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. That was the scariest thing in my life as a kid. That came out when I was a kid. Dude, that scared me to death.

[B]

That did not scare me. I always thought those movies were funny as hell.

[A]

How old were you when you watched them?

[B]

Young, bro. Like six, seven.

[A]

Oh, you that up? You that up?

[B]

Yeah, like eight or something like that. Eight. Yeah, Yeah.

[A]

I think he skipped the. I like that. No, when I was a child, it was scary as. And my sister, for some reason, they. She always got porcelain dolls for Christmas. So there was dolls all over our room we shared. And Chucky's scary. You know why? Cuz he murders grown adults. And I thought if he can murder grown adult, he could definitely kill me.

[C]

He's a pedophile.

[A]

I always thought that he only wants to chill with the children.

[B]

Well, he was trying to get. He was trying to be reborn.

[A]

Yeah. Into a child.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you could jack off a kid. That's crazy, man.

[B]

I just always thought those movies was funny. Like there was one. This my favorite one is child's play, too. There's a scene. Bro, bro, I'm telling you, this scene is hilarious. There's a scene where Chucky is like. He's kidnapping this teenager to like drive to a location, right? Okay.

[A]

Yes. He's behind him.

[B]

No, no, no. She's like on the side. On the side. Like on the bastard seat. And he just is like. He just keeps on. So, like, punch that shit front. Kick your goddamn teeth in. And then there's a part where she floors it and Chucky goes flying out of the window. And when he's flying, he's like, you goddamn women drivers, bro. That's hilarious, bro.

[A]

He has always been funny, but that

[B]

shit was funny as. No, scary. He was talking to her the whole car ride, bro.

[A]

He buried him. He still got out alive, dude. You know how many things I bury? Oh, deeper because I thought they would come back. I broke my sister's doll before she even noticed that was gone. That was scary.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Oh, hell no.

[B]

Where they come back alive, bro. Chucky movies are hilarious, yo.

[A]

That's what scared you as a kid. What movie scared you? There has to be something.

[B]

I'm trying to think because, like, Freddy

[A]

Krueger was everybody who's scared. I was like, just don't go to sleep, stupid. Chucky's here.

[B]

I gotta say, maybe this is like, stupid as. But Texas Chainsaw scared me.

[A]

How is that stupid? That's a real movie. That really happened. That's the only realistic thing.

[B]

You should be scared.

[A]

I'm afraid of murder and home invasion.

[B]

Yes. You know, now that's the type of. That's scaring. Like, when I was a kid, like, the Scream movies, like, scared me and. Yeah, I. With all the screen movies, though. The new one's coming out this month.

[A]

That's funny. I was talking about that yesterday with you. Do you remember Scary Movie?

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

Okay. I think Scary Movie. Scary Movie one's always going to be the best. But do you remember when he started getting to like scary movie 4 and 5 with Charlie Sheen?

[B]

Yeah. That.

[A]

It started getting wild.

[B]

No, I think the. The mar. The Wayans brothers left.

[A]

After they left, it was done.

[B]

I. I like three. I like three and I with four. But then, like, the fifth one, I. I didn't with that.

[A]

Yeah. When Shaq was in there for, like, saw a movie or something.

[B]

That was number three. That was number three, I think. Or four. It was number four. Yeah. Four one was actually. I with all of them. Except for the last one. Except for the last one. Yeah.

[A]

Last one. I remember.

[B]

Last one was stupid as hell. It was dumb. But number. Yeah, I With all of them. Yeah.

[A]

You're into movies, right? You're in the car already. What's an actual sequel to a comedy? That's good.

[B]

22 Jump Street.

[A]

Good dancer.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Jump Street.

[A]

Going in.

[B]

I didn't think Neighbors, too. Neighbors too.

[A]

I wasn't A big fan of Neighbors. I thought it was predictable. That's all. Like, I know what's gonna happen next. Yeah, but

[B]

it's like, comedy movies are always predictable. You know what I'm saying? They're not Inception or some.

[A]

I get. I get you on that. But I'm talking about in the terms of like. Like.

[B]

Oh, like, beat by beat type show.

[A]

This is gonna play out exactly.

[B]

Okay, okay, I see what you're.

[A]

But, like, for him, flying through the house was, like, the funniest thing.

[B]

I thought the airbag thing was pretty.

[A]

That's what.

[B]

Airbag was good.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Okay, so neighbors two. Okay. Neighbors two. 22 Jump Street. That's a good answer.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Not very.

[B]

Think. Trying to think.

[A]

I mean, I can tell you, Alyssa's terrible ones.

[B]

Let me hear him.

[A]

Joe Dirt 2 was dog.

[B]

I didn't watch that.

[A]

Don't.

[B]

Didn't say.

[A]

Don't ever do. Don't ever watch it. Zer 2 Awful.

[B]

That was bad. Yeah.

[C]

Two.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Well, hold on, hold on.

[A]

Anchorman, too.

[B]

Is that the one where he went blind?

[A]

I think so. There was sharks out of nowhere.

[B]

I didn't hate it. But keep in mind, I was, like, 12 when that came out.

[A]

I don't remember, so I'm a little.

[B]

I was the kid. But it wasn't a. It wasn't Kanye west was in that movie, was it? Kanye west was in that movie. Anchorman 2.

[A]

Don't even remember.

[B]

They had, like, a scene where they had a bunch of cameos. Like, Will Smith was in there. Kanye west was in there for a couple seconds. It was pretty funny. Okay, name some more. Name some more.

[A]

You said double number two. WW2 was not good. Despicable was not good at all.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But there was a prequel that came out.

[A]

Yeah, that one wasn't great either, though. I didn't really think it was that good. That's the dub and dubber.

[B]

Er, yeah.

[A]

Yeah, that one was okay. I don't know, man.

[B]

There's a lot of Those, like, early 2000s movies that was, like, widely hated. Good one. I love, though.

[A]

Do Spigel European.

[B]

That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. It's a good one. But, yeah, like, there are a lot of, like, comedy movies from, like, the early 2000s and mid-2000s that, like, critically, people didn't like. But I kind of. With, like, Freddy Got Fingered.

[A]

Are you talking about with Tom Green, bro?

[B]

That movie, bro. Daddy, would you like sausage? And he had the organ and then

[A]

when he broke his bone shooting and he licked his broken bone, bro, that movie is.

[B]

Blew my mind.

[A]

That's who I was explaining to you the other day, Tom Green. My brother's way younger than me, so he's. Know who Tom. There's a lot of different things he doesn't know. And Tom Green is. He's the inventor of podcasting, basically.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He basically was like, yeah, I'm basically doing a podcast. It's my own show.

[B]

Yeah. Malibu's Most Wanted buddy. Hilarious. You wrote that, Jamie Kennedy? Yeah.

[A]

Dick Swartz.

[B]

Oh, he did. Damn.

[A]

Yeah, he wrote that movie. That crazy.

[B]

Yeah, it is crazy. The.

[A]

That's crazy. Yeah. Melbourne's one is funny as hell.

[B]

I just watched that. Yeah, I showed my girl that. It was her first time seeing it. She was funny.

[C]

What about, like, Netflix series this past six months? What you been liking or, like, streaming?

[B]

Hey, man, I'll be watching, like, the Boys and. Yeah, that's my.

[A]

I don't want to spoil it. We got one of these coming to the show next month.

[B]

For real?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think I' ma guess which one after the kid, after we turn this off. But, yeah, his. You know what's funny about that? Homelander. His son follows me on Instagram.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Australian. And yeah, he'd be like.

[B]

He's like. He's like a big fan of my music. He was gonna come to one of my shows, but I had canceled my tour. And. And, you know, sometimes he'll, like, slide with my story sale. This song is fire. I'm like, yeah, thanks. Give me some spoilers about the like.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Yeah, appreciate that.

[A]

So who dies?

[B]

Yeah, who dies? Is Butcher finally kill that or what?

[A]

I know he's gonna. Yeah, he took too much Compound V that dead.

[B]

He had nothing left to do but kill him, man. But so Invincible. That's my too.

[A]

My brother watches that. Heavy. I just got in. I just watched my first full animes. You watch any animes?

[B]

No, I don't watch any anime.

[A]

I don't. Until my brother was told me, have you ever heard of Attack on Titan?

[B]

I've heard of it.

[A]

I'll just say this. It is one of the coolest shows I've ever seen in my entire life. It is so badass. Anime or not, that shit's crazy. Yeah.

[B]

Because I remember I'd watched. I was like, watching Invincible, and I'm just waiting for the new season to come out. I'm like, I need that fix. Like, I need something like Invincible. So I started watching, like, all the older animated Batman.

[A]

Like the 90s ones?

[B]

Yeah, like Batman Beyond. That's my damn.

[A]

I used to watch when I was a kid. I used to watch the X Men show when I was a kid.

[B]

I heard that's good too. I'm about to start that. They brought that back, though.

[A]

For real?

[B]

Yeah. X Men 97. Yeah, that's what it's called now.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I was about. Yeah, that's exactly.

[B]

That shit's on Disney plus.

[A]

Is it really?

[B]

Yeah, I haven't seen it, but I. I do know that that shit's out.

[A]

Like, you knew the streaming service. It's on too. I haven't seen it yet, but I know third row.

[B]

I really like, like movies and shows, so I. Okay up to date on what's coming out. Even if I don't watch it, I still want to.

[A]

Okay. So I just watched Begunia Begonia.

[B]

Bro, that movie was so fucking stupid.

[A]

It was stupid, but it was weird as.

[B]

Yeah, but when I seen the trailer for that movie, I'm like, I know exactly how this is to be going. Gonna end.

[A]

Did you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I didn't see the trailer. I just watched it.

[B]

You just watched it? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

So the whole time, like, what the is going on?

[B]

This movie? Maybe if. Maybe it would have been better if I didn't see the trailer. If I didn't see the trailer. Maybe. But even if I seen the tr. Even if I didn't see the trailer watching, I'm like, I know this is gonna end. Like, I knew it.

[A]

See, I didn't understand.

[B]

But then the movie. I knew the movie was gonna make you believe. Spoiler alert, by the way, in case. Oh, don't you want to watch this shit?

[A]

Close your ears.

[B]

So I knew that the end was gonna reveal that the is an alien all along, but I knew the movie was gonna make you think that these is crazy and she's not an alien.

[A]

Thing is, I believe the whole time

[B]

you believe that she was alien the whole.

[A]

The whole time. Like, these guys aren't crazy.

[B]

That's. Yeah, exactly that.

[A]

Spoiler alert again. You don't castrate yourself on a whim.

[B]

Yeah, no. All right.

[A]

You know, you make sure you're right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I think that's why I believed them. I'm like, oh, they're. They're dick's doing it all. They're serious.

[B]

But people like, that's what I'm saying. It's like, I don't necessarily go by the reviews all the time because, like, people. It did Yeah. I got like a 97 on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm like this. That sucks.

[A]

I wouldn't go that high, but maybe.

[B]

Maybe like high 80s or 90s.

[A]

Very cool concept though. I've never seen that before. I'll say that.

[B]

Yeah. It's.

[A]

I can't compare it to anything I've ever seen before. And that's hard.

[B]

Like that's movies like that before.

[A]

Have you.

[B]

Yeah. Kids. I'm kind of blanking, but I've definitely seen movies like. Like that before.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like doing Wild. That's pretty much. You ever see Tim Cloverfield Lane?

[A]

Yes. With John Goodman. Yeah.

[B]

It's pretty much that same kind of.

[A]

Kind of. But the concept of going out is death. The concept of she might be. Yeah, I get what you're saying.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. So damn you. Movies heavily. Okay. Yeah. What did you. What did I just receive recently? Did you with. Did you like the new Running Man? It just compared to the back.

[B]

I didn't see the old one though.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

But just basing off of this movie, I'm like. I'm sitting there going just like the

[A]

old one, but bad.

[B]

But I'm seeing other movies like that. And then it's like there was just

[A]

so many on Running Man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because that came out so long ago.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Maybe that genre of was like we got to make it like Arnold Running Man. Yeah. So they came. I was like yo, let's do our new version of Running Man.

[B]

And then the. The main actor. I don't like that dude.

[A]

But you don't. I like the Glenn's up blend Powell.

[B]

I don't know man. I just. I don't he buy into the man.

[A]

You know, he looks like to me who feels like Cotton Hill. Hank Hill's dad. But young. Oh. Like with the little eyes and stuff. The scrub, the scruff. He just looked. He just reminds me of Hank Hill's dad. The young pictures of him when he's in war.

[B]

That looks like him.

[A]

Dude. I like that guy. He's like.

[B]

He just seems like such a. Like a. Like a. Like a low budget film actor. I don't.

[A]

Yeah, I. I get what you're saying. Kind of like the. The throwaway bad guy.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I get it. Like on a Con Air or something.

[B]

Yeah. But they for some reason give this a shot.

[A]

It's cuz he's pretty dude like him if like you. You could act like Keanu Reeves. You know why Cuz Keanu Reeves is famous as he. We all love him. He's one of my favorite guys. He's a bad actor.

[B]

He is. He's horrible. Like he can't like talk.

[A]

Come on, man. He's not a good actor. You just know that's Keanu Reeves.

[B]

Oh, man. Speaking of Keanu Reeves, he's that movie that he put out with.

[A]

He's like. He's not a bad actor.

[B]

Seth Rogen.

[A]

Good. That was funny as.

[B]

Oh my God, bro. That was not a good.

[A]

I loved it.

[B]

You didn't like it? No, man, that was. Bro, it wasn't fun.

[A]

It was Trading Places.

[B]

Funny.

[A]

Trading Places.

[B]

I. I haven't seen that either.

[A]

What the. So it basically was Trading Places. New.

[B]

Yeah, I just. I liked it. It wasn't.

[A]

I like the Keono Ree played something different. He played like a Labrador. I liked him, dude. He played like a real goofy, fun dog. I loved him in that movie.

[B]

Movie?

[A]

Keanu Reeves in that Bill and Ted Babes in Toyland. Love it. Him and Devil's Advocate. Good ass.

[B]

But my thing is like, you know, I used to be like growing up, I was a big Aziz on Sorry fan.

[A]

Me too.

[B]

You didn't like it? He wrote, starred and directed. But. But it's like, this is your comeback movie, man, and this is what you came back with.

[A]

Oh, wow. I thought the opposite. I thought I was like, oh, good job.

[B]

It's a good. Like an indie film. I don't know, man.

[A]

With big actors though.

[B]

I don't know. I just really. I thought it was cool. Damn it. I don't know.

[A]

I mean, I must say it's the best movie ever. I thought it was cool as dude. I thought the concept was cool. It's like. And you got John Wick to be here.

[B]

But me, I'm like, I'd be like overly critical on movies. I don't know. Oh, me, it just takes a lot to get me.

[A]

But I gotta give it a shot. I gotta. You have to up for me to go.

[B]

You.

[A]

Your sucks. Because there's some movies. I'm like, this is.

[B]

You ever see the Black Phone movies? Black Phone.

[A]

Can I say this real quick?

[B]

Go ahead.

[A]

I'm not gonna let a 12 year old choke me out. Unless I'm Cat Williams, you know?

[B]

I mean. No.

[A]

No 12 year olds choking me out

[C]

ever.

[A]

That was an organic callback. I'm sorry, Cat Williams. I had to say it.

[B]

That was funny as hell. Because.

[A]

What the.

[B]

Because I watched Black photo with no

[A]

child is killing me. I swear to God, I'm coming back as a ghost to haunt you if a child kills me. Which is basically part Two.

[B]

There's a part two to that movie now you know that There is. Yeah. Did you see it? That was terrible. Stupid as dumb as.

[A]

Bro.

[B]

It took me like three months to. I started watching it. Me and my girl started watching it and we're both like, this is like slow as hell. Like, why is it taking so I'm. I'm 40 minutes in. No Ethan Hawk. Where's Ethan Hawke? Bring the grabber.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

Grab some shit. And then when he shows up, it's like. I don't know. There's some things in the movie I liked. I like how they connected. Like the mom's death to it and shit. I thought that was.

[A]

But like, you're depending on paranormal depending on paranormal to save you. I'm gonna fucking die. Like, saw no ghost that I know is gonna be like, hey, dog, let me save you. No, it just doesn't happen.

[B]

It was. You didn't like the first one?

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh shit. Now the first one's good.

[A]

I don't like the first one.

[B]

You know why?

[A]

There's no 12 year old's gonna just choke me to death in my own home. It's just not gonna happen.

[B]

But he outsmarted him though, man. He.

[A]

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[B]

Basically. Death. Death. But he had the dead. He had the other dead kids helping him out. That's what I'm saying.

[A]

No ghost is gonna be like, dog, let me help you. I'm so. It's not Scooby Doo, man. It just doesn't work because they.

[B]

They can't pass on until that is dead.

[A]

I. I get the concept.

[B]

So it's like y. Help you so I can get the

[A]

on this Magic basement. They should call it Magic Basement 101. Death. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Basement edition. Because he's not. And he got choked to death and outsmarted by a child that he could have just killed. He hasn't changed.

[B]

But the thing is he liked to. He liked to.

[A]

He.

[B]

He was probably touching them. Kill. They. You think he wasn't.

[A]

They just wanted an okay rating for that movie. They suggested the original film.

[B]

They didn't show it, but they suggested him.

[A]

Yeah. That guy's a creep.

[B]

Yeah, he was.

[A]

Lock boys in your basement and not try to with him. You're a creep already.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The. Do you have them down there for.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

So that movie, I did not like it. Actually at the end of it, I got. I got up and went, what the is this?

[B]

Watch the second one.

[A]

No, I haven't. Oh, I just saw the trailer.

[B]

Okay, he's back. Yeah, the second Freddy Krueger. Second one's stupid. It pretty much was. What? It was pretty much like Nightmare on Elm Street. That's insane.

[A]

Yeah, he did that.

[B]

Yeah, he was, like, attacking in their sleep. And. And then there was, like, a way that he was attacking Pete Idol. It was like. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, I don't watch scary movies. That's one of the, like, only, like, scary movies I've watched in a long time. I don't watch that. That.

[B]

You don't like scary movies. No, man, I like a good horror film.

[A]

I hate them.

[B]

I used to hate him as a kid, but as I got older, I hate them all. Appreciate them. They're good, man. Hell, yeah, we're good.

[A]

I don't like unjust murder. That's why I like Dads Against Predators so much. Because, you see, what, again, every movie should have turned out like. Like, hey, get some big guy to beat him up. Yes. And that's. That's against.

[B]

But I only. I really only like realistic horror films. Like, the Black Phone is kind of crazy that I like that because it's not realistic, but like, Scream, Texas Chainsaw, you know, the Stranger.

[A]

Yeah, I don't watch any of that Scream, man.

[B]

You don't. You don't fuck with Scream.

[A]

I don't watch them because it's like, yeah, I don't want to see people get stabbed. Also, it's the. You least expect. It's the from Roseanne.

[B]

And it was.

[A]

And it was the from Roseanne.

[B]

Dude, no, listen. Each one. I've never been able to guess who it is. I swear to God. I swear.

[A]

Usually in that, I guessed from Roseanne. Why? Because she's the new character of the cast of this movie.

[B]

That's not necessarily. Not necessarily true.

[A]

Not every time I'm talking true.

[B]

But yeah, yeah, the killer.

[A]

But are you ready for this? I was talking to my homie. We had Duno on here. He's like, harry Potter's my favorite. And I'm like, oh, I've watched. I've never seen it before. Right? Yeah. Watch the first one in sixth grade, by law, they made us watch that. And then I never seen another one. It's always just Voldemort. Every movie, it ends up just being him. How do you make eight movies?

[B]

Have you seen all of them?

[A]

I'm at number six. Only because I was on a plane.

[B]

Look, I. With the Harry Potter movies. I. With all of them. But, like, Dragged Out. I, I, I just, I wish I missed. When they were at a certain point, they started getting dark. I'm like, man, where's the fun family movie? Like, the kids is dying at this school.

[A]

And yeah, I saw down. Yeah, all those kids are dead now.

[B]

Yeah, bro.

[A]

They start, that's like an American school. Yeah. Not a Hogwarts school. Everybody's getting shot down over there.

[B]

Wizard on Wizard Magic. Yeah, wizard on Wizard Magic. And dude, that shit's crazy.

[A]

This let every child die. What was the payout number nine is just civil suit and it's a bunch of parents giving speeches in court. Oh, fuck. Harry Potter. No, it's okay. It's okay. We're talking shit.

[B]

Star Wars.

[A]

I'm okay with it. It is what it is, you know, it's okay. I think it's cool. And people like it for. They like it because it was only cool out back then. So it gained a cult following, I think.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Lord of the Rings. Not a fan, man.

[B]

I, I've seen all the movies. It's boring as.

[A]

Yeah, there's no rewatch ability for me. I watched it all once and went, good.

[B]

I want to re watch that because I want to, like, appreciate why people like that. Because when I was forced to watch it, like, my friend just kept on asking, come on, man, look, just. I'm like, all right. And then he put the extended versions of each movie so that each movie's like four hours long, bro.

[A]

The extended version, extended editions.

[B]

And I'm like, bro, this is eight. What is it, like 12 hours walking? Like, it's like, it's half a day, bro. When the second movie is over, they're only halfway there. I'm like, bro, we got one more movie left.

[A]

Like, damn, you know what the biggest disappointment in the world is? Or a second one besides getting weed. And it looks good. It sucks. Go into a movie theater and it says to be continued on the screen and doesn't wrap up. I will lose my mind and never come back. That pissed me off when the Lord of Rings went part two. And everybody's like, yeah, of course. Like, I don't read. There's more to this. I've been here for half a day, dude. Yeah, I watched that with my whole class. You know what they did? You know what they do in the ghetto when you, like, you're poor? We're going to walk to the movie theater. Oh, you guys ever walked to Field Trip before? I remember we walked like two and a half miles as a class all

[B]

the way to the Theater dude from Tenaya Middle School all the way to Main street as far as. God damn. What the. I remember.

[A]

I was like. I was sports. I was hitting every little parking thing. I was jumping up, pretend I was skating. I was playing Tony Hawk like a monster. Do you ever do that face skate when you're a kid?

[B]

Everything's a grind. Damn, you're not moving. I would have, so. I would have. I would. Nah, mom, you don't got to fill out this permission.

[A]

I'll be in the prison. Yeah, no, dude, that was not fun. And. And then we. We walked back.

[B]

It was dark.

[A]

That's how long that movie is, bro. Bro, we got there like 10 in the morning and like the school was over. We got. Which was cool. Yeah, actually, I'd rather be watching my

[B]

mom pick me up from the movie theater.

[A]

And no, I walked back. We walked back. Yeah, we walked back. You ever been abandoned? You like that? I'm sorry. The last time I was at the roller rink, my dad left me there and just never came back.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Not like he went out to.

[B]

That is. I lost my mom in the grocery store. And when I found her, you know, I was like, bro, I was like nine when I found her. She was just checking out groceries.

[A]

Like it didn't like nothing.

[B]

I'm like, damn, I'm here. Like, I thought you would be worried.

[A]

You're panicking. It's been three minutes.

[B]

For real, bro.

[A]

You just hit every aisle. So six seemed like a panic.

[B]

Yeah, bro, I don't know. That was crazy to me, yo.

[A]

Getting lost as a kid. Didn't you think, like, what if they can never find me again, though? That was the fear. Like, what if?

[B]

For real, bro. I was like, genuinely, like, scared as, bro. I'm like, damn, how the am I gonna get home?

[A]

That's. Yep. I don't think I know how to get home. That was another scary thing. My mom once dropped me off at a friend's house and she's like, this is the house, Go. I don't think this is his house. I don't remember what street. I dropped you off here before. I'm like, all right. I get out of the car, my friend Eli's. I walk over the door. I'm like, this is. This is not his house. I walk back, my mom, she's driving off. Oh, four hours. I was lost for four hours. Cuz I thought I knew where I was at, so I'd keep walking here. I keep walking here, and I keep walking here. And I finally just walked all the Way to the middle of town and started over and went, now I know where I'm at. Walk back. It was terrible. She just dropped me off at a random street. She was completely wrong. It was half a mile difference. When I finally found his house, they had said, are you okay? We thought you would be here hours ago. Isn't that crazy?

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And then I get there, and he never told his stepdad that I was spending the night. So he was all pissed off. And then he's like, you can't spend the night.

[B]

You never asked.

[A]

So I had to walk home.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

But I knew where I was at this time, at least. Eli, his dad was a sheriff racist. Oh, yeah. My stepdad, the one that in the park. My stepdad used to be a real. He's a real scary, wild prison person. And we were walking in one day to Albertsons, and I was walking with him, and I saw Eli and his dad. His dad's a sheriff. And what's up, Eli? You know, sixth grade. Like, you say hi to your friends, you're in the wild.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

I ran into you in town. Wow. You know when you saw a friend

[B]

in town, it's, like, crazy.

[A]

I ran, what's up? And I look back, I'm like, what's going on here? And my stepdad and his stepdad were looking at each other, and my stepdad was just smiling at him, and his stepdad was doing this. And then my. My stepdad goes, you remember me? He goes, yes, I do, sir. I remember you. I remember you. Have a good day. And he grabbed Eli by the neck. And when they walked off mid conversation with me and him, and I looked at him, was like, oh, what happened? Because this stepdad's scary. You spot what just happened. And then, like, two years later, my mom and him were getting divorced. When I was older, I asked him, so whatever happened, he's like, one time, I stripped his ass naked. I was gonna stab him.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

I was like, oh.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

He's like, well, he said some off the wall. Okay. Like I said, we won't get into it, but he has done horrible, murderous things. I'm like, I believe every word. Because he looked like he was gonna. His pants. He's like, he was young. I was young, So I haven't seen him since. I'm like, oh, my God.

[B]

This is what I sleep next to in the house. Jesus Christ. Got a murderer.

[A]

A pit bull in my mom's house.

[B]

Yeah, that's not even this. Jesus Christ, dude.

[A]

Bro, that just scared me.

[B]

A pit bull, bro. I see this meme of a. It's like a pit bull with, like, a. He's got a little. What is that thing you put on? Bib. He's got, like, a bib. He's got a fork and a knife, and he's like. More toddlers, please.

[A]

I have seen that. One more little Mexican children, please. You know what it is?

[B]

I'm sleeping next to a pit bull.

[A]

Dude, I swear, like, in the next room. That guy. Because the whole life I'm like, yeah, this guy's cool. I know he can fight. He's buff. That's all I know. And then when I got older, I'm like, why is everyone scared of this? And when they got divorced, I'm like, oh, damn.

[B]

This was murderer.

[A]

Yeah. So that. That happened.

[B]

Valentine's Day is coming up, man. You guys do anything special for the. The. Your ladies?

[A]

Must be the Shad. Just try to spend the night free somewhere in jail. At least get something out of it.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Trying to bond with my friend. He's in jail, and I. So I figure a week with him, we'll reset the clock. Not in the face or anything.

[B]

This is gonna be my first time, you know, being in a relationship on Valentine's Day.

[A]

Really? Wait.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Are you doing that on purpose?

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Are you breaking up? I knew one dude that would break up with his girlfriend every Valentine's Day. Every week before he would break up with her and get back with her the next week. Every time. So he'd have to buy her. I'm not. This is not a joke. He's a bastard. So this is your first. You weren't doing it on purpose?

[B]

No, I wasn't doing it.

[A]

Okay. This is the first time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This won't come out to after Valentine's Day. We won't spoil anything.

[B]

Well, I'm kind of planning some things. I've got some. Some things that I have planned that I'm trying to.

[A]

I like your planning things that are

[B]

planned, but, you know, I don't want

[A]

to see domestic violence. His present.

[B]

Yeah, but, you know, I got some. I don't want to spoil the plans because my girl's in here, but that was whisper, dude. Yeah, but. Yeah. What you guys got any suggestions? Any ideas.

[A]

Right now?

[C]

My first 10 years of taking April places was, like, me trying to do nice, but we got there, and it was just like a way, gotta wear version than what I imagined it was gonna be.

[A]

Hooters. Who's everywhere, bro.

[C]

No, no. Like, when?

[A]

I'm kidding, Marty.

[C]

I thought I was like, when I went to propose to her, I thought I was taking her to like the Niagara Falls Hilton, but it turned out it wasn't even in Niagara Falls.

[A]

It was just by the airport in Buffalo. And she just a regular ass hotel called Niagara type. She proposed in the random show by the airport.

[B]

Yo.

[A]

You could have just waited like dog.

[C]

There was no option. I think that's too deep.

[A]

That's funnier that you're like, I don't care that we're at the airport Niagara Falls Hotel and there's people checking in next to us. I'm proposing.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

No, I was in the restaurant. I had the two people that worked there all coordinated.

[A]

Did she eat the ring because you didn't tell? No. Could you imagine when you that out of time. Wait till tomorrow. I'm gonna put that ring on you.

[B]

You gotta go to the bathroom with it. Every time she go, hey, it going,

[A]

no, I'm into this. I'm into this in my head.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Believe they call this a dirty Sanchez.

[A]

Oh, she's into it now. You just have to do that forever. Damn it. But he proposed to me this way.

[C]

You got to set the bar low early on. Oh. You know what I mean? So that as time goes on, that's

[A]

Marty's advice for you.

[B]

You got to set the bar low.

[C]

So over time, you're on an upward trend. Doing cool on Thanksgiving.

[B]

If you're.

[C]

If you go and do the best you can think of the first one, you're downhill from there.

[A]

Party's a terrible, terrible music manager that. Okay, give me that trash bar. Okay. Bar.

[C]

We're gonna build from there.

[A]

End it real good, but start off with some. Okay. Go out there and just do. Okay. Okay, man.

[B]

You don't got to be good. You don't got to be great. Just. Okay.

[A]

Don't win or anything, but just last a couple rounds at least.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Damn, you're a wild ass.

[C]

That's how you position yourself.

[B]

You're stupid.

[C]

Long term success.

[A]

Set the bar low.

[B]

Like, I think my thing with anything, like in the, you know, in like my relationship, I. I try to just like with like gift giving or like surprises or anything. I. I try to go all out,

[A]

you know, like, cool. What's the craziest thing you thought of or saying the craziest thing you could think of? That's like. Yeah, that's something I would actually want

[B]

to do for Valentine's Day.

[A]

Or just as a gift in general. Oh, like something wild as hell. Like you don't have to be like, yo, she's in this room. So I'm an airplane. You can't say, like, hype it up. Like, what's something you're, like, original cut from Rugrats, like some. That the animators did. I don't know what you're into.

[B]

Well, when I say go all out, I don't mean like, like an extreme vert, you know, like extreme. I just mean, like, you know, if they say they, like, kind of go

[A]

all out, like Marty said it, you

[B]

know, like, you know, if my girl says she likes something, I'll make sure that I. I get that you're paying attention. The exact thing. You know what I'm saying? Or, oh, like a couple different versions of that. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Oh, yeah. That is going all out. Actually give me different versions of some in case you wanted it. Yeah, yeah, all that. Yeah, you better like red. I hope you like red, because that's the one I bought.

[B]

Yeah, but. But yeah, I just try to. When I say go all out, I just try to make sure that it's, you know, she has a good time and the thing is perfect.

[A]

Fun. Hell, yeah. All right, hold on. What do you do for fun besides make music and movies? Do you have hobbies? Are you, like, a secret Pokemon nerd?

[B]

Hell, no, bro.

[A]

No.

[B]

No. Hell no. Not Pokemon.

[A]

It's full, pops. A pack out.

[B]

That's for Pokemon.

[A]

It's for.

[B]

I.

[A]

Only with holographics.

[B]

I mean, bro, I really, like. You said I'd just be either making

[A]

music, but there's nothing for my childhood. You're like, yo, if I still had time, I would be doing. Doing that a little bit sometimes. Like, me, I like to be racist still.

[B]

You know, like, when I was a

[A]

kid, I was a bad racist man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, me too.

[B]

Me too. I just do it anonymously online.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, video games. I play video games sometimes.

[A]

I just noticed racist online video games.

[B]

Yeah, that's.

[A]

It reminded you that you're racist online.

[B]

And I need to. I need to change. I keep. I need to change my username on because it's just.

[A]

No. What is this? Oh, it is Dave woods, but not Dave.

[B]

But they keep on finding out it's me, though.

[A]

Yeah. You know how

[B]

I didn't know my voice was that recognizable? I just didn't think that my voice was that recognized. Like, I've played with people that have, like, singing. Yeah, yeah. But I've played with people who had, like, the rock is there. I'm like, oh, it's Dwayne Johnson. Like, is it. Cuz you're.

[A]

I never know what I'm saying as a kid. Like, did the rock really DM me?

[B]

Holy.

[A]

You have 48 followers. This is the Rock. When people used to think that fake pages of me. Like, are you kidding me? It's not even a picture. It's a picture of me in the profile, but that's it. There pictures of other people in the.

[B]

In the page.

[A]

People are dumb.

[B]

But yeah, I love being racist on. On video games. That shit's fun, man. Bro, it's like the game. Oh, hell yeah.

[A]

Like over the.

[B]

Over the voice. Oh, yeah.

[A]

You know what you're gonna really like? What? VR.

[B]

Oh, we just got them.

[A]

What's it called? Meta quest 3.

[B]

Holy. Bro, I need to get on.

[A]

You could do on there is devious.

[B]

I need to get on that.

[A]

I need to get sad. I shoved a knife slowly into a guy's ear by holding in the neck and went. And you can hear.

[B]

Horrible.

[A]

It's horrible.

[B]

There's. They used to be Friday the 13th game.

[A]

Oh, there's still a Friday the 13th game. I probably was just playing the other day randomly.

[B]

No, that's just like, not online. You can't. He was just playing online.

[A]

Oh, two. Who was playing that online in Texas this weekend?

[B]

Hell no. That is offline, bro. The servers is offline, bro.

[A]

It was a guy and you put that. He put you on a hook.

[B]

Oh, that's dead by daylight. That's a different thing. But he probably. They have different killers. You can be on.

[A]

Oh, he had the hockey mask.

[B]

Yeah, but that. That's not the. That's. That's like a. A. It's like a Skin in Fortnite. Like you can. Oh, I thought that was the.

[A]

I only saw one level of it, so I was like, damn, they have a Jason. I thought this was old.

[B]

That one. The Jason game I'm talking about is like they. They took it offline. But, man, you could be as Jason and you're killing down the closets, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can like either play as the campers or as Jason. And I love playing as Jason because I'd like knock through doors and be like, I smell niggers in here.

[A]

I didn't get kicked off.

[B]

No, they didn't kick nobody, bro. They abandoned that game. They didn't give a. That's why it was so funny.

[A]

You're still allowed to do whatever you want.

[B]

Hell yeah. You could do whatever. Say whatever the you want. It was proximity chat. So you could hear the other players and you can hear the killer. I'm knocking through doors, I smell n here. And they'd always be like, hey, come on guys, let's not do that.

[A]

He's like, hey, let me time.

[B]

I'm like, shut up. Yeah, that was a fun ass game, man. I. I love spouting out slurs on the game, man.

[A]

Slurs is a neck.

[B]

But like I said, I gotta change my thing, man. And then here's one thing, here's one thing. I love playing the game. But man, whenever there's a Mexican person in my game, they said, no, no, there's always a vacuum in the background. Yeah, bro. I'm like, why the. I'm like, just bring your kid to work, dude.

[A]

Yeah, they're at work. Yeah, he's playing on a psp.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, bro. They always have like the late, the, like the, the oldest version of the console.

[A]

And there's always a Mexican key with the vacuum. And there's always a new baby crying.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Cuz at any time at Mexican a person's house, there is a new baby, a infant.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Every 12 to 14 years there's a new baby from the new baby. I knew a girl who got pregnant when she was 12 years old. Oh, that was crazy.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

You know what's crazy? She could do that three times. Be a grandma at 36. Damn, technically.

[B]

Oh my God, that's crazy.

[A]

Yeah, that's that Mexican math right there. Are you old enough to almost drive? You can have a child.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, at 15 we're have a party for you because now you're a woman.

[B]

Like, damn, dude.

[A]

That's what keeps happening. That's the difference between white ladies and Mexican ladies. Mexican ladies have no chance of being kid free. They're just like bound by honor. And like have this kid. You have to have this kid. Even though you don't know this guy that well. Keep it because of your religion. But we can do cocaine and beat the shit our wives. Yeah, stay with it. You can't have an abortion, bruh.

[B]

And then like I said, they keep finding out it's me, man. Like I know they're gonna know what's you, dude. I'll be like, nah, is this really dead? I'm like, nah, this ain't me.

[A]

No, this is.

[B]

I can hear you breathing pretty loud.

[A]

You're breathing heavy. That's definitely Dave.

[B]

It's time to leave. Leave the game now.

[A]

Damn it. That's an unreleased song I hear in the back. Yeah, yeah, if. I mean, I would Think I'm also playing with Dave. Once if I heard your voice and

[B]

your name was Dave, I just didn't know my voice was that. I didn't know the. I didn't know the talking voice was that recognizable. Yes, it is. I didn't know that. Damn. Yeah. I thought maybe for sure if I was singing, but I'd be on there talking.

[A]

Who else would be bold enough to put that name and drop the hardest of ours?

[B]

Yeah, I gotta change that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Who do you hate?

[A]

Put their name. Drop all these hard R's as them Scout Master Dan. Oh, my God. This just got dark.

[B]

Now I'm around.

[A]

This is. I never went to the first seven.

[B]

Harry Potter. The Civil Suit.

[A]

Yeah, the Civil Suit, Exactly. That's Harry Potter 9.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

Yo. I never really watched that. They treated Harry like dog at that house.

[B]

Yeah, bro. He lives under the stairs, bro. That's just like a maid that.

[A]

Like. Like a living foreign maid.

[B]

He lives under the stairs to take

[A]

care of the white children.

[B]

Yeah, bro. They treated Harry Potter like.

[A]

Oh, also Hagrid or Haggard.

[B]

I think there was a. When you get to the last. I can't remember because it's been a long time, but they kind of like, explain why they treated them like. There is a reason why.

[A]

Still check.

[B]

Yeah. Doesn't get a check for.

[A]

Yeah, it's really what happened.

[B]

Yeah. And then there was like, a bunch of theories, like, Harry was never a wizard. He was just, like, abused so much that he created that word. Yeah. He's really still under the fucking stairs.

[A]

That'd be so sad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He never did any of the cool. He knows no owls or hawks. There's no ball pedophile chasing him.

[B]

They're supposed to be making, like, a new series on hbo. That's Harry Potter. Really? Yeah, but it's like a reboot. It's like a reboot. You're doing it with, like, other British

[A]

kids and that doesn't sound very fun.

[B]

I'm. I'm down for it.

[A]

I.

[B]

With reboots, though.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Best reboot. Hey. 21 Jump Street.

[A]

Vastly different from the first. 21 Jump Street.

[B]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[A]

Besides, say, 21 Jump street, what else?

[B]

There's some other good reboots, man, like

[A]

Johnny Depp and sequels of Jonah Hill. 21. 21 Jump Street.

[B]

Oh, man, I'm trying to think.

[A]

It's hard.

[B]

No, it's hard for me to think on the spot. But now these movies, people don't necessarily like, but I fuck with them.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

The Nightmare on Elm Street Reboot that came out like 2011, maybe 10.

[A]

Fought like Jason.

[B]

No, no, no, no. This is when they had a new actor play and he had like fish eyes and never saw that. That's good. The Friday the 13th reboot that came out in like 2009. That was good. Yeah, it's a bunch of them, man. It's a bunch of them. It's a bunch of good reboots out there also.

[A]

Only we've already talked about.

[B]

Yeah, I'm blinking. I'm blinking, man. I'm like really blinking.

[A]

It's hard. But for reboots, man, I'm. I'm heavily into movies. I like them and we have vastly. Okay, real quick, what didn't you like about Good Fortune?

[B]

Good Fortune. Okay, what I didn't like the comedy wasn't necessarily that funny. No, no, I don't think it was super funny.

[A]

It was. I don't think it was supposed to be super funny funny. I don't think it was.

[B]

But that's what I'm saying. It. It. I think it was supposed to be. Cuz keep in mind it was the comeback movie though.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, why would you come back with that? Is what I'm saying.

[A]

It's like I think his, his next one he comes out with is going to be like a more serious movie. He's going to be more trying to come out.

[B]

So is that you were saying, like, just go do. Okay. Yeah, yeah, just go do, man. Yeah, you're on the right path.

[A]

No, but I think by saying. I think he's trying to be more. Seriously, it wasn't like slapstick in any way whatsoever. It wasn't like Observer. Well, it was like observer report.

[B]

Nah, man. I thought observing report was hilarious.

[A]

It was hilarious. There was more pop. Laugh out loud. Funny, wild. But I'm saying like they're both actually in the movies, the same two people.

[B]

Aziz is in Observer Report.

[A]

Yeah. My dick is brown.

[B]

Oh yeah, you're right, man. I gotta watch that when I get home. That's a good ass movie. Hell yeah.

[A]

I just felt like it was a more on that like slow. The slow comedy, like the. I guess it'd be dark hue. I guess it is because like he's in a coma and all this. I get what you're saying. It was. You knew what was coming next. But I did like the fact that John Wick was. Was in the movie as a little laughter.

[B]

What movie did you see?

[A]

It was John.

[B]

He was in that movie.

[A]

He was. No, I said when he was in.

[B]

Oh, you said John Wick. Oh, you know, like he's in the movie. Okay, my bad movie. I'm gonna have to go do a double take and re. Watch that movie.

[A]

You remember when you talking about tacos, he's smoking cigs. No, because Kean Reeves, man. Back to what we're saying. He's a bad actor in terms of certain movies, but like certain movies, that motherfucker's perfect for.

[B]

Yeah, like John Wick. Yeah, John Wick is perfect.

[A]

The devil's advocate. He was. I need to see that vampire. He was hella good.

[B]

I need to see that.

[A]

When he's with anything that he has to be mad serious about I with him. But when he's like playing a human, it's not. It doesn't really come off. Like. It doesn't come off right, let's.

[B]

No, it doesn't. He doesn't talk, right?

[A]

No, it doesn't. He talks in like.

[B]

He talks like. Like an alien who's like learning the language. Like the Day the Earth Stood Still. You see that one?

[A]

Yes, I have.

[B]

Yeah. He's pretty decent that cuz he's alien in that one. Yeah, they picked the right to be in that movie.

[A]

He's great, man. And the. I mean, since the Matrix, man. The Matrix. He's Neo. Yeah, he's been playing Neo for a while.

[B]

Yeah, that most recent Matrix movie was not good.

[A]

It's not the one. Yeah, I just watched. You ever see that, that wraparound theater?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

We just. Not the Sphere, but the one in la. The Cosm or whatever.

[B]

Yeah, the Cosm. Yeah.

[A]

We just went and watched the. The Matrix there. She was stupid.

[B]

Yeah, I. I had a friend who went to see that one time. She was cool, said it was good.

[A]

Uh, it's just I forgot that the Matrix. You remember this starts off saying that AI took over in 20. What was the year?

[C]

It was. It was like 2000. Oh, when it said.

[A]

When it said it's like 20. 20 something AI took over the Earth and started harvesting. And that's how the Matrix starts. Did you know that? I don't remember that as a kid.

[B]

I didn't remember that either. I remember that I just recently watched it for the first time maybe three, four years ago. And I'm like, I didn't know this. This was about like AI and aliens

[A]

or as a kid. I just remember the.

[B]

Yeah, that's all I remember. Yeah, like crazy. But. But now if is like tripping over. Like they just released a new AI. Did you see that? Where it's like, they released a new AI and like, now you can make, like, whole movies and that.

[A]

Oh, where Tom Cruise is fighting Brad Pitt. The other.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, they were fighting over Jeffrey Epstein.

[A]

That shit looks real.

[B]

That shit looked too real, bro. But hey, listen, me, I'm actually excited for AI movies.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

I am, man. Because, like, I feel like movies nowadays suck. So any way we can get some better films out there, man? I watch that. Hell, yeah. I'm with it. I don't know. I'm with it.

[A]

I don't like AI. The fact that it could look the same, that's scary, dude. They can make you look like you're doing anything.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

And if you're sleeping and don't catch the tweet, it's just like seven hours of you not saying no.

[B]

You could be overnight.

[A]

That's scary. There's no proof or way to go. Hey, AI detector. Like, this is AI video. Like, yo dar. That's just real.

[B]

They do have AI did, like, for a video. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I'll tell you back then.

[B]

Yeah, I think. Yeah, they do.

[A]

Could post on Twitter three minutes later, post that it was fake and people

[B]

still don't give a. Yeah, they're not. Yeah, they'll latch on to that.

[A]

Yeah, they will.

[B]

Yeah, they'll make little gifts of it. Every time you make a post, they'll put the gift in the comments. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

People are dumb, but also hilarious. Yeah, I watch Tick Tock some just for the comments, man.

[B]

Oh, bro, I remember when they did, like, the. They were doing like, Martin Luther King AI videos. That was funny. They had him as, like a battle rapper.

[A]

Yeah. When he's talking to people, that is one thing I do like the historical figures. And AI.

[B]

That shit's hilarious.

[A]

Where they have Moses. Like, all these aren't coming with me. He's walking through the boat. It's like only two at a time. And he's talking. Yo, that's.

[B]

That's pretty great. That shit's funny as hell.

[A]

AI is good for that. And throwing old rap songs into 60s. Yeah, that's just hilarious.

[B]

Yeah, they did it. They. There's been a couple of songs. They put a few songs of mine through the AI.

[A]

Wow. I want to hear, like, Motown as Motown. Yeah, but the new song. Yeah, I want the new one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Motown style.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I just want to hear the cricket.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

In Motown styles or some do up. Exactly.

[C]

Are you down for AI beats, bro?

[B]

I'm down for all that. People are already. They've Been, been using AI and music

[A]

like that for sure.

[B]

Happening. Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Like lyrics and whole songs.

[B]

Like whole song. I can make a whole song right now, run that through AI and have it be another artist.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah, that's. That happens.

[A]

Oh yes, yes. You change the voice. Sorry, sorry.

[B]

Yeah, but like, but even on like the like production side, like with beat making and then with like. Yeah, all that, there's been AI music for. I've been hearing about it for the past maybe three years, three, four years now, but who knows if it was before that. I don't know.

[A]

You think there's rappers out here putting whole AI songs out?

[B]

Yes, I know that for a fact.

[A]

I can 100% say like major people.

[B]

Yes, those are the ones that are doing it. Those are the ones that are doing it. Like you know, there's, there's not like smaller artists doing that. There's smaller artists doing it for the bigger artists.

[A]

Can it be a ghost writer for one of you big ass rappers? Just give me a chat. GBT login. I'll your up. I' ma slip in some, some secret jokes though, just to call them out a little bit.

[B]

That's the thing is like you don't even like that's what I'm saying. It's like those are only for the bigger artists because that's who it benefits the most. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it's like you're a bigger artist. You don't even have to go to the studio anymore just. Or you don't even have to say anything. You just got to listen to like I make a song, I send that to you, you run it through AI and there, there's your album. You know, you don't even got to go to the studio or nothing. Like yeah, that happens all the time.

[A]

That sounds like. Is that why people are falling?

[B]

You said I don't like that.

[A]

Do you feel like rap is kind of on its way down in terms of popularity?

[B]

I don't think it's on its way down.

[A]

I think that like there's a popularity.

[B]

No, I don't think so. I think because there's always been moments to where people like oh, rap is dead. And then it'll be another, you know, high. So I think it's just maybe stagnant at the moment. And I think that it's, it's whenever it's moments like this, it's always ushering in the new whatever is going to be the new age or generation or whatever. So, so a like me's trying to drop this.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, say it like that, too. I want the hard R. I need the. The hardest of ours. You gotta drop it at the very beginning of your album.

[B]

Hell, yeah.

[A]

And be like, oh, yeah, you still here? All right, let's album drop. You know, wait eight seconds.

[B]

There was a. One of my. One of my friends who's a really good artist, and Purdue, like, does everything in music. His name is Bobby Raps. I remember he told me something that kind of like. That I use nowadays. Like, told me, like, two years ago, but I use it, like, even now. He's like, man, your music's, like, really good. You know, you say the crazy shit, but you say it at a certain point in the song. I think just come out the gate saying that. Like, as soon as it starts, I'm like, all right. And so then I tried. Then I'm like, yeah, I like that.

[A]

I like that you did it on this one.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

So when is our. So you try. You show a snippet of it. When does that actually drop?

[B]

February 20th. And I'm gonna be shooting a video to it. That's gonna be a really good, crazy video. I'm gonna tell y' all after the camera's off and. But, yeah, shit's gonna be. It's gonna be crazy.

[A]

Anything else on the horizon for you this year? Anything, like, not music wise?

[B]

Any, like, side quests and side quests.

[A]

Are you gonna have a song of GTA or something?

[B]

That would be cool. That would be cool.

[A]

Is there anything like. Yeah, randomly. I'll be at the. At FIFA World Cup. You never know, man. I like to ask. I do. Wild. That doesn't make sense all the time. So.

[B]

Yeah, well, me, that usually just pops up like, I'll get randomly. Hey, man, you want to do this thing? Sure. And then I'll go do the thing, then go home.

[C]

Last time you were here, you were talking about having the tracksuits for sale. Are they up?

[B]

Not currently, but they're gonna be selling me. I mean, they. They be for sale, and then they sell out quick. And then, yeah, I got them. They're ready. I'm just trying to, like, package them with the album type. So really, the album's coming soon. The name of the album is gonna be I'll believe it when I see it, you know, because that's just, like, the era in my life that I'm in right now. You know, a lot of people saying, like, oh, you're gonna lose weight. I believe when I see it. Oh, you're gonna be something without Kanye. I'll believe when I see it, you know, So I just kind of feel like I. That's just like, the era of my life that I'm in. Just, you know, constantly having to prove to people that I am. What?

[C]

I said you were something before Kanye. That's why.

[A]

Yeah, that was recent. Nikan.

[B]

Yeah, what about it?

[A]

We're saying, like you said, people say you're not gonna be without coming, but you were doing before that.

[B]

Exactly. But, you know, you got that are, like, you know, like, really die hard fans of him who heard about me from him.

[A]

Oh, I get you. Yeah, you're out. I get what you're saying.

[B]

There's people who don't. Who didn't know who I was until, you know, they learned who I was from him, but. And so they're that loud minority. Just be saying, you're not gonna be without him. You're nothing without him. I'm like, he wasn't the. That put me on. You know what I'm saying? Like, I put myself on. You know what I'm saying? So, like, yeah, I kind of see that. You know, that whole thing is like, because there are a lot of people. What are you going to do now that you're not working with them? Hey, nigga, I kind of see that shit is like, picture me a really good TV show, and we have, like, a special celebrity guest star. Like, nigga, Brad Pitt was on an episode of Friends.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

You see what I'm saying? That was a good episode, nigga. But Brad Pitt didn't make that motherfucking show. It was just a good episode, nigga. And guess what? There wants to be plenty other classic episodes that people fucking recite and note. So this is regularly scheduled programming. We back to the show.

[A]

I like your comparison to Friends.

[C]

That was great.

[A]

Yeah, I like your comparison to when Brad Pitt was like, I'm trying to this Jeffrey, and if I do a cameo on her show, she legally has to have sex with me. Do you know who I am? I just played a vampire dog.

[C]

The Kanye show was like a side 97.

[B]

It really was a side quest, though. It was.

[A]

Yeah, for sure.

[B]

It really was a side quest. So we'll see how many more of those I got. So many more side quests I'm gonna do. I'm kind of focused on main story right now. Just me getting my health together, finishing this album. You know, Another thing about the album is I really just want it to be like, you know, my albums are Always like what I'm going through in my life at that time. So just a lot of, you know, give people an update here. Hey, here's what I've been up to. Here's what I've been dealing with. Here's what I've been doing.

[A]

Good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, so sometime this year.

[B]

Sometime this year, I'm taking my time with it because I want this to be like my magnum opus, like my greatest work yet. So I've been like learning how to make beats and this new song that I'm about to drop, I actually made the beat to that. So.

[A]

Unnecessary one or.

[B]

Yeah, unnecessary. Yeah, unnecessary. Me and my producer, I've been like, we've been co producing shit together. His name is Victor, he's from Belgium. Pretty cool kid.

[A]

Have you met him?

[B]

Yeah, he stays out here. He's from.

[A]

Okay. Because I met so many people that make huge songs. Like, he's in the Netherlands. We never met, but we FaceTime.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[B]

Like that. Yeah. But this, this kid, man, I met him at one of these sessions that I call like pitch sessions that I don't like is where you go to like a studio. There's a bunch of producers, there's. They start playing you their beats and shit.

[A]

Bite each other's.

[B]

No, they just have like pre made beats. Like, oh, here's some beats that I got. Here's some beats that I got. Just a bunch of people and you see which ones you like. I don't like those because they never play. Like, this one dude was playing me some SPM beats and shit. Yeah, bro, I get this shit out of here, man.

[A]

Why would you play pre made? Things that are to use, you can't use no.

[B]

Like, he made the beats. Oh, he made the beats.

[A]

He made the beats. Old school. Cholo.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I'm like, bro, this isn't.

[A]

I can't see the hard out of this.

[B]

Well, where do you stand? Because a lot of Mexican people are on the free SPM movement. Where do you stand?

[A]

Okay, this is where I stand. I have friends that are like, yo, free spm.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, yo, you're allowed to believe whatever you want and feel however you want. Yeah, I feel if somebody is a pedophile. Yeah, Free nothing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What is the actual case behind it? He went to jail. Oh my God.

[B]

Like a 12 or 13 year old.

[A]

Is that. Can you Google that?

[B]

That's what happened.

[A]

What is actual chart.

[B]

He's getting out soon. He's getting out soon, bro. I don't look at Me. I'm not the one. Freedom

[A]

as he texts. Let this out.

[B]

Yeah, let him out a little.

[A]

The. Yeah, it's his ear. What is the actual What? Because I thought it was a statutory case.

[C]

Convicted of aggravated sexual assault of a child.

[B]

Yeah, he like got a 12, 13 year old pregnant.

[A]

Is that what it says?

[C]

Assaulting two 14 year old girls in a hotel.

[A]

For real. And like, is it like he got caught?

[C]

Yeah. Then he got a 13 year old girl, gave birth to his son. He was accused more than half a dozen underage girls.

[B]

I didn't see. I didn't know all that. I didn't. I thought there was just one.

[C]

Sentenced to 45 years in prison.

[B]

Yeah. Does it say his release date?

[C]

Let's see.

[B]

I think it's within the release date.

[C]

His projected release date, if parole is not granted, is April 8th, 2047.

[B]

Oh, fruit. Damn. I thought it was soon. No, I'm confused with Jared Fogel. That.

[A]

That guy is from Subway. The guy from Subway?

[B]

Yeah, he's my oak.

[A]

No, I'm just kidding. That's my uncle.

[B]

I'm gonna beat his ass when I see him. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Not because the kid. Thing like that never gave up a sandwich, a card, a gift, nothing.

[B]

Yeah, bro, he's tripping.

[A]

Was he getting out? He's getting out.

[C]

Receiving hundreds of death threats. Hopefully child images and videos.

[A]

Oh, sorry, I thought you meant hidden cameras.

[C]

Six year olds.

[A]

All the key words that get the

[B]

documentary on that, bro, he's up.

[A]

Oh, he's. I did see that. My w. Watched some of it and it was disgusting. The he was asking.

[B]

It was nasty, man.

[A]

He was trying to gain a bit

[B]

so he can get with her daughter. Yeah. Then they made that go undercover. They made her go undercover. And you.

[A]

I saw the. The article about him getting. I watched this tatted Aryan white guy on Tick Tock. This dude, he talks about prison a lot. He talks about updates of prison. He talks about jfo got smashed, stomped out last year. Horribly hospitalized in the prison that he's in.

[B]

Damn. Why'd you. When you pointed it was a picture of me?

[A]

That is true.

[B]

That is true. Something else up there, man.

[A]

That's true. It was there. Yo, wait. You see the title of this episode?

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[A]

That's what it is.

[B]

Yeah, but no, man. Yeah, he. Yeah, that dude's disgusting.

[A]

Yo, that f. Is disgusting. I don't think he can get out. It was just looking at images, right? It wasn't with a kid. Right?

[B]

I. I don't know, man. I. I forgot but he. Hey, man, I seen something online. That nigga's getting out soon.

[A]

That's scary. Yo, you saw the Hyde. Danny Masterson got wrecked.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

He had to get transferred, too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Damn, that fool's awesome.

[B]

That dude was sentenced to, like, what, 30 years. Damn. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Jared Fogel's earliest possible release date, March 2029.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Years. He only got that. A little bit of time for that.

[C]

He did 15 years in eight months

[A]

he's been in there for.

[C]

He was sentenced to 15 years and eight months in federal prison in November 2015.

[B]

Damn it.

[A]

Federal?

[B]

He's been there for 11 years.

[A]

Yeah, time flies. Yeah, right?

[B]

Yeah. But the thing is, he's in the Fed, so he's probably got, like, a PS5 in there. And you ever see those videos where they got with.

[A]

He's out there talking to you.

[B]

It's in the Fed.

[A]

Call of Duty.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Talking to you.

[A]

And it just says, Jared Ford Fogle.

[B]

For real. Jared Fogel and Littlest Jeff won. Yep, it's really me, Jeffrey Epstein, both on Call of Duty, talking to me.

[A]

Yo, Jeff was dead.

[B]

Jeffre Epstein.

[A]

I seen a lot of images of that. I was like, is that for. Is that from now? Why is that from now?

[B]

Yeah, they're getting ready. It's like. It's almost like they're rolling out something. Like, they just think. It just keeps on break. He keeps popping up, right? For real, bro. I'm like, why is there interviews now?

[A]

Like this?

[B]

Dropping interviews. And I've seen them on Tick Tock, too, and my Twitter. Why does he keep showing up?

[A]

Why does the guy from the 10 bill keep showing up?

[B]

My.

[A]

I swear to God, that feels a

[B]

vampire or something, bro. I don't know.

[A]

This literally looks just like that guy.

[B]

It's weird. It's.

[A]

It's weird.

[B]

Do I think he's. I don't know, man.

[A]

You ever seen into Batman?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Hell, yeah.

[A]

I think he's alive, dude. Pretty sure you can just go to Paris, drink coffee with a. I don't

[B]

even want to talk about that for. They put me on some sort of. They get me going.

[A]

Hey, man, being on list is okay. As long as it's not their list, it's okay.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Actually, I don't want to be on any list they make. I take it back. Do what you're gonna do. I'm not. I'm just making fun of you. It's funny. It is funny. Right? Right. That's fine. Don't get too butthurt. You're over there making other people butthurt.

[C]

Literally, like the dog kennel people.

[A]

Get out of here, man. Unless you say, we'll go back into it. People.

[B]

Dog people go.

[A]

Go insane. I wasn't even talking about them.

[C]

It was an Asian joke.

[A]

It started off as an Asian joke. Nobody and nobody acknowledged that. They just got mad at. You know, there's kill shelters, right? I got my dog, and I saved his life. People are violently.

[B]

They're DMing my.

[A]

They're DMing Rosie. People are DMing my wife how mad they are.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

For real? And it's also, like, you hear the first word that he says in a song. That's what you are. That's what you are. Starts with F, ends with a capital T. Dude, that's you.

[B]

Capital.

[A]

What's wrong with you? Making fun of the word rescue or adopt is insane. And then it's like, you adopted a used dog.

[B]

A used dog.

[A]

Yeah, also. Yeah. Somebody called me, like, you just adopted a used dog. I'm like, I'm gonna keep that. I like that. Also, other people like, yo, you don't want to say, yo, I just rescued a child. Yeah, it's my rescue. My new adopted son. Yeah, he's a rescue from Kenya. Like, what the is wrong with you? You say adopted even if you saved him from a fire. You say adopted.

[B]

You don't say, I rescued my child rescued from Kenya.

[A]

I'm saying, people would like to adopt black children from America because they want to look cool. Oh, there's Angelina. Brad Pitt thing back. I'm circling back.

[B]

Can you put this dick in your mouth? Yeah,

[A]

I just saw him fighting Tom Cruise. Dude.

[B]

Little is Jeff Woollen. That's crazy that people think he's alive because of fucking Fortnite account.

[A]

Is that real? I saw that picture, bro. I said, pete's popping up. Like, do you think he'd be logging back in? And if he is, that motherfucker's bold. He's the boldest man.

[B]

Fortnite came out and said this was somebody that changed their name to that. This wasn't the original name.

[A]

That's what I would say, too, if Jeffrey Long.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Like, no, no, it was.

[A]

It was actually not Dave Blunts.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Changed my name on there. Oh, two. Littlest. Jeff. Jeff Two.

[A]

Oh, my God. Okay, enough about these guys. Enough about pedophiles. What about you? Switch it over. It's a good transition. I like that.

[B]

No, we were talking about, like, the album, and.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm just trying to make this my best Work. I've been like, you know, producing and, and yeah. Really just taking my time with it.

[A]

I'm talking about Masterpiece Goes Writing, kids. Yeah. My grand, grand opus. What'd you call it? Master Opus?

[B]

Magnum opus.

[A]

Magnum opus.

[B]

That's like a movie that is like hailed as like the best movie of all time.

[A]

That's what the movie's called.

[B]

Yeah, that's what people like say is

[A]

like, was that a Kevin Smith movie?

[B]

No, Kevin Spacey was movie.

[A]

Speaking of pedophiles. Damn, dude, you keep bringing it back.

[B]

Yeah, bro. Hey, he's. He's going to be starting in movies again, man. They're. They're putting him in a film again, man.

[A]

Is it the epine documentary? Is that crazy, bro?

[B]

That came out and said, and said he would.

[A]

Yeah, bro, that's why I said it.

[B]

They're like, nobody asked this. Like, who asked that? You're just volunteering the information. That crazy.

[A]

If you volunteer your information, you might have did something wrong. And what if he did do something wrong?

[B]

Kevin Spacey?

[A]

I'm kidding, bro. He came out was like, yeah, I did that. Can you forgive me? That's all he did was like, can you guys forgive me?

[B]

I made America. And then like people who accused him like just died.

[A]

All of them.

[B]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[A]

That's that, that's mafia, bro.

[B]

Yeah, that's that. Getting somebody knocked off the map. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't even want to keep talking about this, bro.

[A]

You make great movies. Just leave me alone. Yeah, American Beauty was great in that movie. You're trying to have such a 15 year old white kid.

[B]

It is. Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Yeah, it was great. It was one of my favorite movies ever though. Oh, I used to stick weed in that double disc VHS we had. I used to sneak we to the airport with. I used to bring a bunch of movies. VHS before there was Netflix. So people used to travel with CDs and throw a bunch of movies and I'd stuff it, the double pack with, with two zips and I'd bring it like that. I never got caught. Damn. Ever. I almost, but never did.

[B]

You're just like the luckiest person when it comes to weed. Nobody stole your. No. You didn't get caught with it?

[A]

No, twice they searched my bag and didn't get it.

[B]

Yeah, that shit's crazy.

[A]

Crazy, right?

[B]

Like God on your side.

[A]

I think the I when I like pick up trash when no one's looking. The universe like, like, all right, well, we'll get you out of jail. You're doing good. No one's here. Something's got to be like, you let that bug out of your house and didn't kill it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You can smuggle drugs.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Something, something.

[B]

Not an SPM fan.

[A]

Not an SGM fan. Yeah, I didn't know that, dude. I didn't know that. That's what he did. That and. No, not even that. Convicted and sent to a federal prison without an overturn of your case. You did that?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

How is he? Oh, how's he still alive in Texas?

[B]

A lot of fans, though.

[A]

But I'm not wishing anything bad. A lot of people, they're like, that would have. Something would have happened.

[B]

He's got a lot of fans, bro. Like, but if you're that big and

[A]

you did something like that, you have a lot of fans in jail too. Like, oh, I want to get that one. He's the famous bad guy.

[B]

I don't know, man.

[A]

That's scary, dude. I mean, I hope nothing happens. I wish nothing bad on people. Unless it's like, dad's against predators. That's just slapping.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're not gonna get slapped up in prison. That's gonna be different story. So I wish nothing bad on that guy because I don't know his story, but I didn't know that's what he did. That is very scary. That's very gross.

[B]

Yeah, I'm probably gonna have some hate messages when this comes out.

[A]

Oh, leave it alone. I just didn't know that. Yeah, I have homies that love that fool. I just didn't know that's what he did.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

Was he YouTuber or some. Oh, he's a rapper.

[A]

Yeah, like the Mexican rapper when I was like five.

[C]

Oh, gotcha. I'm.

[A]

Well, he's very stock rapper, but like, his raps are not like that. But that's like the big shirts like Dickies kind of rapper. He's. I can't lie. He's hard. What are we talking about here? I'm not a fan of the human, but SBS raps are hard, dude. It's very backyard smoking. Not for real. He has some actual raps, but that's the people that listen to spm. The fools with beanies down to here.

[C]

Huh? The dude off the neighbor off next Friday.

[A]

Next. Next Friday. Exactly.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Nobody puts money in a hydraulic pump. You put in a backpack and you have a garage. Why do you. Or a shoebox.

[C]

The only.

[A]

And then take it out in the garage. You have a nice house. Plot holes. Plot holes, sir. Also, why didn't Craig, just go, hey, man, mom, this guy's gonna shoot me tonight. Let me borrow $200 and I'll pay you back when I get my last check. I just got fired, so they have to give me my check. I'll give you the whole check on Friday. Oh, perfect. Here's the $200, son. Don't die. Movie over.

[B]

Hey, man, that's. Hey, black moms ain't on that.

[A]

Hey, no, no.

[B]

You got yourself in this situation. You're gonna get yourself out.

[A]

They got their house sprayed. I'm pretty positive. They're like, I'll let you.

[B]

They're not even that.

[A]

Can you give me 200? Loan me 200? Like, I just got fired. I'll get my check.

[B]

Man, she ain't had that 200. But he didn't say it. He could just be like, both of my parents work.

[A]

Let me borrow a hundred each, then. That's crazy.

[B]

He's got nice shoes.

[A]

Hey, Big Worm, how about I just give you this gun?

[B]

It's worth 400 movies over, right?

[A]

Actually, let me get a dub out of that, because I gave you a 400.

[C]

I didn't realize there was only 200. Yeah, it should have been 2000.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

He also. That's crazy. He could have sold his car.

[B]

That's how it be, though. I know of who's died over and ate the weed before. Like, that's how it be.

[A]

Okay, yeah, I get it. I'm saying, I don't. I don't think Big Worm was playing. I'm saying the fact that they couldn't have been like, I'm gonna die, or. So I sell my car real quick.

[C]

I guess I'll just die.

[A]

I guess I'll just die.

[B]

Yeah. What the.

[A]

He still had weed to smoke all day,

[B]

man.

[A]

It's just. As a kid, even I was like, don't you just. Just sell it. Sell it. Fun. I don't know. It always, but it always. Ask that Mexican fool that made you smoke PCP. Unless you borrow 200, I'll give you an extra.

[C]

There's something there.

[A]

Something. There's something there.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Still a good movie. I love the movie, but there is big gaping hole in that. It was only 200. Should have been like, four bands. Like, yeah, you're gonna get shot the up for four bands in 1994. Dude, you're dead. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You're dead.

[C]

Hell yes.

[B]

100%.

[A]

Okay. Is Friday a good trip? Do you like the trilogy of Friday?

[B]

I do, I do. I do.

[A]

A part four Is coming.

[B]

I'm hopefully.

[A]

Yeah, I've seen it. Come say yes. And then it's not production. And they say they're starting, and then it's not production, man.

[B]

They've been doing that ever since the last one came out. Like, for real. Like, damn. Yeah. And then there's members of the cast dying. Like, they gotta hurry this up, man.

[A]

These getting old, but three of them already passed.

[B]

Yeah, man.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Rest in peace, man. Damn. Yeah, this. Yeah, I like those movies. I feel like they get let. Like, each movie gets worse, but they're still good. No, for real, though.

[A]

Like, the first movie, they're good, but just each one gets worse.

[B]

It gets worse than the last one, but they're still good. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

[A]

Like, the last one's great, but it gets better if you watch it backwards.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, these movies are getting better.

[A]

Oh, okay. All right, my last question about movies. Ready? Who's the best Batman? Not because they have more movies. Who's the best Batman?

[B]

Ben Affleck.

[A]

I'mma throw up on this table right now.

[B]

Ben Affleck, man.

[A]

I'mma puke in a all over this table, bro.

[B]

I'm telling you, bro, you're tripping.

[A]

I've never even seen it, all right? I've never seen the Ben Affleck one.

[B]

You never seen Batman vs Superman?

[A]

No, and that's why I'm being a hater. I love Ben Affleck, but there's no way the fool from all the movies, Ben Affleck, the same guy I know is the best, bro.

[B]

Ben Affleck is a good actor.

[A]

First of all, crazy.

[B]

He's a great actor, but not Batman, bro. I'm telling you, that is Bat, bro. There are a bunch of people online who agree with me. That is the best.

[A]

Hey, we can't be going

[B]

over the worst, bro.

[A]

I did never. It's the only one I've never seen. Yeah, man, Because I went Ben Affleck. I don't know.

[B]

Maybe.

[A]

You know what? I'll watch it now that you say if he's that. Because now that I say it, think about it. This dark, slightly scruffy American man, that is Batman. He is pretty much Bruce Wayne in

[B]

real life, bro, if that.

[A]

He's just dating wild named Jennifer Lopez in the day, and at night, he's fighting crime.

[B]

And then it's like, I love the Christopher Nolan movies, but, like, as I get older, I find things about those movies I don't like.

[A]

Like what?

[B]

As I like Dark Knight Rises, bro. That movie, it's just not that good, man. Just not that good. First you have let me sit up for this. You got Joseph Gordon Levitt's character as Robin. Yeah, but they don't tell you to the end. Some random reveals that to us, like, oh, I think you should go by your middle name, Robin. Get that out of here. You're the tweak. You've been the tweak this whole movie. Nobody. And then. And then who the is this? He comes from nowhere and he's just like. He knocks on Bruce Wayne's door. Hey, I know you're the Batman. You. Who the are you? Like, nobody else figured this out besides this rookie cop.

[A]

And in real life, Batman would have just started stabbing him and disposed of his body.

[B]

Yeah, he would have got the, like,

[A]

instantly, like, I'm not gonna partner up or kill you.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think Batman kills, but, yeah, he does. He definitely would have.

[A]

Rich. He's on the list.

[B]

Oh, the Bruce Wayne is on the list, but we still don't know where the Batman's at, though.

[A]

Exactly. Two different guys.

[B]

Yeah, but no, man, they found out that the Batman. And then. And then the way that fucking Commissioner Gordon found out that he was the Batman, he was like, how am I supposed to help all these people? And he's like, hey, sometimes you're just supposed to help a kid whose parents died. And then he leaves like, oh, my God, Bruce Wayne's the Batman. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? And then halfway through the movie, Batman. First of all, Batman's getting his ass kicked. The entire movie getting fucked.

[A]

He go to another country, get fucking beat.

[B]

Yeah, but here's the thing. He gets. He's. He goes to another country, they throw him in a pit.

[A]

The guy from Shawshank or from fucking Schindler's List beats his ass.

[B]

Tom Hardy. He throws him in a pit, and he's like, yo, man, like, I'm gonna make you watch the destruction of Gotham in this pit. And you'll have to climb your way out. You won't be able to get out of here. And then I'll kill you when it's all done. It's like, bro, they're in the middle of another country at the bottom of a fucking well. And there's a TV that has access to. Bro, there's access, bro. You can't.

[A]

I can't even stream sometimes.

[B]

I can't. If I'm in la, I can't access the news channel for Iowa in la. He's accessing Public news for From Gotham. From another country. This was in 2012. That shit's not possible.

[A]

Isn't that the guy from jailers list? Teaches him how to fight, it breaks his back.

[B]

I don't know. Wait, you're talking about the first one, Liam Neeson. Yeah, he's not in that. The one I'm talking about.

[A]

I thought it was the same.

[B]

Oh, no. But, yeah, man, it's. That movie just had a bunch of plot holes and it was stupid as

[A]

the Peaky Blinders guy spraying everybody with that poison to the face that.

[B]

You're also talking about the first one other one, right? Yeah, yeah, that was the first.

[A]

That's Christopher.

[B]

No, mix those up.

[A]

Yeah, but I'm not a huge fan of the Christian real ones.

[B]

I with them. I with them. But it. Over the years, they just get less and less great.

[A]

I'll say this, they're cool.

[B]

They are cool.

[A]

Keaton.

[B]

Overall, they are cool. I haven't seen any of his. Yeah, I need. I need to go back and watch this. What is wrong?

[A]

What the.

[B]

I don't know, man. I got. I gotta go back and watch this. And Batman.

[A]

Going back and watching.

[B]

Watching old Batman and.

[A]

You haven't watched the best Batmans.

[B]

I haven't. I haven't. I need to see that. There's two. Yeah, I need to see that. You know who's in them?

[A]

Jack Nicholson. He was the other one.

[B]

Danny DeVito. Yeah. Holy.

[A]

You're gonna have so much fun. Bruce Michael Keaton was the best one for me. I'll watch Ben Affleck. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. I'll make sure. I'll watch it. But you gotta watch the Michael Keep ones, man. Those are, like, what made Batman's popular as, like, 1980s and 90s.

[B]

I've been on, like, a real, like, superhero movie binge that.

[A]

You gotta watch it.

[B]

I just watched. You ever seen Kick Ass?

[A]

Of course. I just saw the actual guy the other day.

[B]

Aaron Taylor Johnson.

[A]

No, this white man dressed like Kick Ass on skid row by himself with bear mace, looking around the city like this, all black tactical gear on. I was trying to make my car. He looked like he was ready to fight the zombies.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, oh, my God. Kick Ass. So, yes, I have seen Kick Ass. You Kick Ass, too?

[B]

Yeah. I didn't like it as much as

[A]

that was the first one.

[B]

No, no, but it was good. But not as good as the first one. Yeah, I've been watching Hella. I'm trying to go back and Re watch all the Marvel movies for. You know, they got the new Avengers movie coming out this year.

[A]

I haven't watched them all yet. I'm at like the fifth or sixth one or something.

[B]

I mean, I've seen them all up until like, Endgame. And then after that I stopped.

[A]

I see the word that fool was like, you're dead. Yeah, that's it. That's the last one I saw.

[B]

Yeah. I need to go back and watch like, everything after that because I started watching it, I'm like, this sucks. And then I stop. But I want to be all caught up, so I got to go and even watch the. That I don't want to watch. So I know what's happening.

[A]

Yeah, I don't have to watch the Chinese dude.

[B]

Yeah, I heard that movie's good. But I just at that point that movie came out, I'm like, I don't even. These movies are so bad now. I don't care. But yeah, I'm gonna go back, watch that. Excited for the new Spider man movie coming out.

[A]

Saw the preview this morning. I thought it was a damn AI trailer.

[B]

But wait, wait, that's. That's a. That's like a TV show that they're doing.

[A]

The one with Nicolas Cage.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Oh, that's a TV show.

[B]

Yeah, that's a TV show. They have another movie that's supposed to be coming out with who? June? Like Tom Holland.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Hey, he's cool. He's a good Spider Man.

[A]

He's like the friendly version. You expect that?

[B]

Like, you know, I don't. I don't. No, I don't. Nah, man. Look, I like all the Spider man movies, but it's just like that had everything handed to him.

[A]

Who?

[B]

Tom Holland, bro. He got. He's like Iron Man Jr. Bro. That shit's not.

[A]

You talking about him in real life?

[B]

No, in the Spider Man. What the. This high as hell. But. But no, man. Yeah, him. Spider Man. But yeah, he just had everything handed to him. He had like a billion dollar Spider man suit made by Iron man. And it's like Spider man is supposed to be a. Who's broke as hell gets. No, like he gets the. And every. Like the wanted him and his Spider Man. The wanted him. You know, that's never like, supposed to happen like that. Like, he got the. In every single movie.

[A]

Well, you know why? Because there's no counterpart. Toby Maguire had pretty ass James Franco to take that attention off his ass. Yeah, he looked like a nerd that movie. He was the ugliest guy's willing to fall.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So like in Tom Holland, the only guy, I got this Samoan fat friend. Of course I look cool. Of course a diet wants to bang me.

[B]

I'm like, bro. And then he's not getting bullied either. He's got like a, a friend of me. He's got a friend of me, a Indian kid calling him Penis Parker. And like, come on, man. This is stupid as hell. They're all nerds. He's getting bullied by another. They're in a debate club. These are nerds. Talking about other nerds. And I'm like, what the is this, bro? This is not, not my Spider Man.

[A]

You're right, he did have it.

[B]

But I do like, I do like the movies, though. There are entertaining films, but just. He's the weakest Spider man, bro. He sucks.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, I did not think that before you said this. I thought I was like, I love something. Well, he's great. He's so friendly. You're right. He didn't have to do nothing. Toby Wire got bullied to death. Damn near.

[B]

Yeah, bro. I mean, I mean, if we're going through everything that the went through.

[A]

He watched his uncle die for real. He had to fight Macho Man. That's scary.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. I will say, technically, Tom Holland did die, so he did go through a lot of.

[A]

Technically, he did disintegrate.

[B]

Yeah. He came back though.

[A]

But he dematerialized.

[B]

He died. And then they brought him back, but. And then everybody forgot. No. Now it's like nobody knows that he's Spider Man. They don't know that Peter Parker exists at all. So yeah, he, I think he's lost the most, but who gives a.

[A]

Like he's gotten beat the up for sure. He definitely gets to the hits that you're like, he's dead, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. The Toby Maguire's over here holding trains and turning.

[B]

Yeah. Now that's my Toby Guard is the best. Spider Man. That's my Spider Man.

[A]

I mean, that's what I grew up to.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

That's part three. Lost me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

As soon as he started walking with that.

[B]

Wait, no, I like, I like three. I like three. I, I. It has its problems.

[A]

A lot of them.

[B]

It has a lot of problems. But I like it though.

[A]

That's like saying you have a lot of problems with your cousin, but he's a weirdo. But he's my cousin.

[B]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean? Like, I actually do, though.

[B]

I actually do, though.

[A]

We all do. We all do.

[B]

I Think. And then like, Andrew Garfield's Spider Man. It's like that wasn't like he was just a cool dude the whole movie. Like.

[A]

Yeah, I wasn't a big fan of that one.

[B]

The. The. With him immediately.

[A]

Was it Emma Stone? He was banging.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

He's not losing.

[B]

Yeah, I'd say he had the. Yeah, he probably had the baddest out of all the spider mans, the first one had the.

[A]

From Jumanji and we know all about that. She was actually a vampire with Brad.

[B]

She was not. Not attractive at all. But the second. And then. And then Tom Holland's. Nah, man. Nah. Zendaya is not all that.

[A]

But we went into this to judging women.

[B]

I'm just saying.

[A]

I love it, bro.

[B]

I'm just saying. Andrew Garfield did have the baddest, though, and he had the coolest suit. I'm not gonna lie. That amazing Spider Man 2 suit is. Is the best Spider man suit.

[A]

Okay, you're not gonna. You're not. You're not wrong. But also, what about the Iron man one?

[B]

The Iron man nerd out. I don't like that suit that much.

[A]

It's just hard.

[B]

Tom Holland suit.

[A]

It'll kill you.

[B]

Not the iron Spider suit, you mean? Yeah. Nah, man. That shit looked ugly as hell.

[A]

Looks. I'm talking about, hey, I'm gonna die.

[B]

Okay. I mean, I guess it's the. That. But his suit still sucked.

[A]

Disagreeing in the fucking distance over there now, look. Fucking nerd.

[B]

The. The newest one that they got. His suit looks pretty good, though. Then the one that's getting ready to come out, they showed you a sneak peek of it at the end of the last one. And I'm like, there we go. He made this suit himself. He made this suit himself. See, she looked pretty good.

[A]

Made himself, dude.

[B]

Yeah. And he basically. He based it off of the previous two Spider man suits that he met. He met those two guys in that last movie.

[A]

He met those two guys, you know, those other guys that don't want to do these stunts. So they hired me.

[B]

Yeah, they had one Spider man doing the stunts for all of them because all the niggas are like 40 and 50.

[A]

How do you feel about Deadpool?

[B]

I fuck with Deadpool, man. The. The most recent Deadpool. Wolverine. I fuck with that movie. That shit's good.

[A]

It sure was great.

[B]

Hell yeah. Deadpool 2 is not the greatest.

[A]

Nope. But Deadpool was still raining.

[B]

I love Deadpool 1. That's just a classic. That's a classic movie. Then Deadpool 2, not the best. I Give that shit maybe like a. Like a seven out of ten. And then. Yeah, Deadpool 3. That was good. I fucked with it.

[A]

Do you feel like. I mean, it's the highest grossing superhero movie ever, right? Part one.

[B]

Part one. I think so, yeah. I was grossing like R rated film.

[A]

There you go. R rated film.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which is kind of every like historical big movie of all time. This talk about dick jokes and.

[B]

It was good, man. I went to see that. I think I was 15, 16 when it came out, man. I went to see that in theater like four times.

[A]

We should walk around in a Deadpool suit all the time when he's a kid.

[B]

Kid.

[A]

Oh, like before the movies came out like three years ago.

[B]

Three years.

[A]

It's Ryan Reynolds like, damn, they're going to make Deadpoint. That was years ago.

[B]

Yeah, that was. That was good. I.

[A]

With back when he was boring, he had the no mouth fighting over and remember that?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, that sucked.

[A]

That was dumb.

[B]

Damn, that was. I actually like that movie though. But it sucks that they did that to Deadpool. I know that's not like a popular opinion, but it's a fun movie. You know what I'm saying? It's not the best, but it's like fun. Kind of like what you were saying about good fortune.

[A]

Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it's fun.

[B]

It's fun. I. I like it. It's not.

[A]

I hope you wick it. I hope it works out. I'm sitting there like, oh, hell yeah.

[B]

I know.

[A]

If I'm not like talking like I'm watching.

[B]

Yeah, I've been. Did you like the new Superman that came out?

[A]

I think the best part was the actor that played Lex Luger.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I wasn't, man. Look, the movie was good. It was a good movie.

[A]

But how's he gonna run from Superman at the end? He tried to run for the door. He's fast as.

[B]

And then the Superman is like skinny as hell. He's not like buff like, bro. Henry Cavill, nigga. That's my Superman. Man of Steel. You seen that? Yeah, man is still. Okay. I'll say. Superman was a more. The newest one. That movie was like more fun. But man of Steel, that's like real cinema. That's like cinema. That picture of Martin Scorsese where it says cinema that. Oh, man, the movie starts out good. Krypton being destroyed. I could watch a whole movie based on that. The destruction of Krypton. That shit's good as fuck, man. They did my Henry Cavill wrong, bro. They brought him back in the fucking Black Adam movie. And it was like, okay, yeah, Henry Cavill's back. And then they canceled it two weeks later. Like, no, we're rebooting the whole thing. And it's like, damn, bro. Like, y' all had this on limbo for, like, nine years, brought it back, and then they canceled it.

[A]

Yeah, you know a lot about Marvel movies, but, yeah, there it is. Yeah, same to me. Like, oh, where's X Men? That's the different way. I don't know. Can't Spider man fight Superman? Yeah, Hulk beats you guys. That's all I know.

[B]

Henry Cavill, that. That he is Superman, bro.

[A]

So I've had this argument.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Who can beat who? Who beats every. Who's the ultimate at Superman, right? That's what I said. I'm like, it's. It's Superman. And he keeps saying Flash, right? Didn't you say Flash? Who was it? Speed Flash out of here.

[B]

No, thumbs. Speed Flash, you nerd.

[A]

Sorry to say, Speed Flash first.

[B]

No, no, I'm saying in speed. He beat Superman.

[A]

No. Oh, that's what he said. He's faster. Yeah, but he's not, though. Yes, he's. Can the Flash turn dime back? Yes.

[B]

Yes. Oh, he can travel through time. Yeah, way faster. Yeah, he can for sure. You tell me he's faster Superman. And it's like, Superman. He can't. He only did that out of anger because his got like. Okay, he's got, like.

[A]

If he can do that out of anger, he can harness that and do it if he wants.

[B]

Yeah, but now every time I want to go back in time, okay, somebody killed my. I can get angry, go back in time.

[A]

If he could do it, he could do it. Is he faster? That's the question. Not if someone's getting cheated on. How do you know the Flashes is not getting banged all the time? And that's why he's constantly looking for running fast as. That's the real story.

[B]

No, I think. Yeah, I think you said one that could beat them all. I'd say, honestly.

[A]

It has to be Superman, right?

[B]

Nah, man. I think either it's two people. And hear me out. Two people. It's either Batman or fucking Omni man from Invincible. One of those two we'll throw.

[A]

There's no way a billionaire orphan, bro.

[B]

Listen, if you. If you give Batman prep time, that nigga can destroy Genghis Khan and his whole army.

[A]

I'm telling Khan was a regular buff Asian.

[B]

Do not understand, like, Batman. That nigga is unsustainable.

[A]

You know what I Know he can't stop his parents from getting killed. He can't do that. Before, I couldn't even stop them from dying.

[B]

Well, I'm glad you said that. He was given the opportunity to be able to do that, but he was like, nah, I need that money, because that's what made me who I am. My parents died.

[A]

What a piece of shit. Go, dog. I can save your lives, but I. I want my character. You're a bad child, that's all. A spoiled billionaire.

[B]

Think about it.

[A]

Spoiled millionaires.

[B]

All I hear, bro, Batman, I'm telling you, he can beat all them, bro. But prep time. He's like the great. He's like the greatest detective in the world, bro.

[A]

Like, that detective's driving through your chest at 3,000 miles an hour, bro. He's going to be like, oh, my billionaire, bro.

[B]

They in the comics. In the comics, right? They put this thing in a straight jacket, buried him alive in a coffin with his parents, and he fucking punched his way out. That bitch.

[A]

He's only a regular guy, bro.

[B]

No, he's not a regular guy. He's not superhuman. He's not a regular nigga. That's not a regular nigga right there.

[A]

Batman is superhuman.

[B]

No, he's not. He's not. But I'm saying he loses. No, he's not, man. Okay, spoiler for the Batman versus Superman movie, bro. He was getting ready to kill that Superman. I'm telling you.

[A]

He was getting ready to kill him. Lasers out of his, bro.

[B]

Obviously, if you watch the movie, you'll see, bro.

[A]

Ben Affleck directed that.

[B]

He beat that fight.

[A]

He directed that one, dude. JLO was a producer of that movie.

[B]

No, bro, I'm telling you. Puerto Rican flag in the back when you watch it. Come on. All you gotta do is get your hands on some. Some kryptonite, bro.

[A]

Like, I'll shoot you my laser from 90 miles away. No, how about I turn it back?

[B]

Because they.

[A]

What?

[B]

He wasn't trying to fight Batman. Batman kept on, so he. Like, I'm just talking. Not in the movie. I'm just talking.

[A]

Like, if they had to fight each other, Superman wins.

[B]

No, no, no, no. Bruce is coming prepared to that fight, bro. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, bro. If you look at the comments, will believe me, bro, when this drops, man. I'm telling you.

[A]

No, that's crazy.

[B]

It sounds crazy, but I'm telling you, Batman.

[A]

It does though, right, cuz? Like, that's like saying the best fighter on planet Earth can beat a super human Alien. That's not true. He dies just because he's Roy Jones. Or Roy.

[B]

Unless you're Will Smith, you punch alien in the face. Welcome to Earth for talking about joy.

[A]

Oh, like Chris Rock got his papers. What are you talking about, man? Punch alien in the face.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That's insane.

[B]

But no, man, we're talking babies, not

[A]

full grown men, dude.

[B]

Yeah, but then Omni Man. Omni man is pretty.

[A]

I don't know who Omni man is, though. Invincible Rocket watches it. I don't know anything about it.

[B]

That is, like, destroyed whole civilizations of planets.

[A]

And he could be. He could be Superman, then Batman.

[B]

No.

[A]

Superman.

[B]

No, probably not.

[A]

No, Superman can. That's the ultimate, right? I don't know much about all this shit. I just know Superman can fly. And, yes, he can do everything everybody else could do, man.

[B]

Probably flexes that. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, he probably flexes that. Yeah, probably.

[A]

Yeah, well, there. There's no.

[B]

Ready?

[A]

There's no way. He's the best. He's the best detective in the world. Back to Batman. He couldn't be like, we're billionaires. Let's not walk through the alley at night. What the. You're gonna tell me that kid's smart? No, he's.

[B]

No. That's what made him smart, bro.

[A]

I'm telling you to be like, dog, I'm smart.

[B]

I mean, he was nine years old, like my dog.

[A]

Let's not walk down the alley. It's dark, dad.

[B]

The.

[A]

There's might be murderers. You're a billionaire. Get the car to get pulled around.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[A]

He's a billionaire. Why they just watching their home theater?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

There's a lot of things here, man.

[B]

That's what I like about the Batman versus Superman. Because they die right in front of the theater. Good. As soon as they come out.

[A]

That makes sense.

[B]

Exactly. See? Watch the movie.

[A]

I will watch it. You got to watch the Michael Keaton Batman.

[B]

I will. I promise.

[A]

They're really good, man.

[B]

Hell, yeah. I gotta check that out.

[A]

Prince to the soundtrack to. To the Batman Forever. Oh, Batman Returns. Oh, you'll. You'll hear it. You'll hear it through the whole movie.

[B]

The Purple Rain.

[A]

Oh, you'll hear it. There's a whole scene of it, too. It's good. Jack Nicholson's great. All right, so anything new besides the music dropping? And you said you're filming on the. On the 20th, right?

[B]

Dropping on the 20th? Yeah.

[A]

Drop it. To film the video. You film it on the 28th. I'm.

[B]

I'm about to shoot the video. Video soon. I don't know when, but soon, very soon. It's gonna be. It's gonna be great. The video is gonna be great. I've been really like. That's another aspect that I'm focusing on is really making my videos like. Like almost like a movie for real, you know? I feel like the. The fifth, the 50 Cent disc song. I feel like that was my best video. Maybe not my best song, but my best video for sure.

[A]

For how much effort went into that.

[B]

Yeah, that. That was. It was like a two, three day shoot. And yeah, hell yeah. And fucking. I made sure all that was right. Made sure it looked very cinematic and shit. And then after that, I released a song called Bigger where I'm like Godzilla and shit. That was like really good. I. With that, I shot a video for this song I'm gonna have come out soon where me and my girl are like Mr. And Mr. Smith trying to kill each other and shit. That shit is a good one too. And so I'm really just trying to like each video more leveled up and have it be something great. Sick, dude. Hell yeah.

[A]

Oh yeah. And do you have any other merch for sale right now?

[B]

No, but soon. I got shit I'm gonna let you know. I got Coming soon. So I got the double cups, but it says healthy stuff on it. The healthy stuff. Tracksuits, of course. And then I'm gonna have tracksuits for women and children, you know, and then, hey, I'm coming out with my own water. Healthy stuff.

[A]

Oh, what?

[B]

Yeah, Hell yeah.

[A]

Sick is gonna be like online or trying to get the stores.

[B]

I'm gonna try to get in this. It's gonna be online though. If I get into stores. That would be cool. So buy that when it comes out.

[A]

And when it comes out, when all this drops. Where can you find it? What's a website?

[B]

Hey, davemonts Co some took the dot com bastards. Yeah, bro. It was actually a fan that like when I first started blowing up, he's like, hey, bro, I brought Dave ones.com just for you. I bought it so nobody else can get it. So if you want it, let me know.

[A]

And now he's trying to charge you for it.

[B]

No, I just can't. I couldn't remember the nigga's name. Oh yeah,

[A]

whoever I talked to a couple years ago that owes Dave Ones dot com. Yeah, just DM me.

[B]

Yeah, just let me know you get it back. You can get it back in two seconds.

[A]

Yeah, you need that because people are gonna type Dot com and gonna be 404 page.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like oh, dot com. So it's Dave co. All right, good. I don't know how long we've been here.

[C]

It feels like damn near 3. 3.

[A]

Talk about racism and Batman.

[B]

Batman. Hey, he can beat everybody, bro. Telling you.

[A]

All right, maybe bad Affleck in real life, kid. Because he's got connections. He dunk a donut sponsorship dude. He's got that a lot. All right, let's get out of here. Thank you for being here. I appreciate you. Dave Blood co. Dave Blood on. Is it just day blood on Instagram, right?

[B]

I love you, Dave. I love you. Y O, U.

[A]

But if you do type in Dave, you'll. That will pop up.

[B]

Yeah, that'll pop up. That'll pop up. Hell yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Hey, man, looks like we're doing this every six months, so.

[A]

Hey, is it really every numbers another six?

[B]

Yeah, pretty much. I think this last one was. I can't remember, but.

[A]

Can't remember either. I just remember we were over there on the other set. That's all I remember. I love it.

[C]

We're getting these little chapters of your career.

[B]

Hell yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Little check.

[B]

Pretty soon I'm going be too big to come here. Y' all going to have to start paying me for this. I'm around the place.

[A]

Get this. Don't soldier boy ass. No. Only ever was like, I ain't coming unless you give me $5,000. Was like, dog. What. You still got to come. It's okay to not come. I'm not paying you $5,000. The how about five bands and your Nintendo Switch thing you made So I can sell it to China or something?

[B]

Yeah, console.

[A]

Or give it to the small Mexican kids that don't have the regular consoles

[B]

like you talked about. Call of Duty.

[A]

Sell it to them.

[B]

Yeah. Little as Jeff one.

[A]

There we go. Sell on Santee Alley. Santee Alley.

[B]

Coming soon.

[A]

All right. Thanks for being here, Marty. Anything else?

[C]

Appreciate you say this was fun and hilarious.

[B]

Yes, sir. Hell yeah.

[A]

Appreciate you for being here. Thank you. Thank you, guys. It's been the dope as usual podcast. Have a dope ass day.

[B]

Perfect.