Stereotypes & Fights!

Summary

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast: "Stereotypes & Fights!"

Hosts: Marty O'Neill & Thomas Araujo
Episode Date: September 9, 2025
Episode Theme: Exploring cultural stereotypes, personal growth, and wild stories—plus uncensored sports talk, fights, and the push for self-acceptance.

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Episode Overview

This episode bounces between raucous comedy, introspective moments, and unfiltered discussion about everything from racial stereotypes and gritty early life experiences to coping with physical decline, running businesses, and NFL drama. True to form, Marty and Thomas offer a chaotic but sincere blend of banter, self-deprecation, and earnest advice—occasionally punctuated by memorable one-liners.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Stereotypes, Humor, and Identity

• Coffee, Pumpkin Spice, and Whiteness:
  • The guys joke about Marty’s transition into "white people Starbucks season," poking fun at things like Reiki, credit scores, and family dynamics that often get stereotyped as "white."
  • Quote: “All my chromosomes getting activated. It’s like Moana. They’re all dancing in the sky.” – Marty (00:47)
  • The riff continues with funny self-awareness, e.g., “As soon as Marty started drinking pumpkin spice, now his credit score’s going up!” – Thomas (10:56)
• Stereotypes Across Races:
  • The hosts break down “negative” white stereotypes versus others, landing on the idea that most stereotypes are ghetto/poverty linked, not race-linked.
  • Quote: “Dirty white people do what dirty Mexicans do, dirty black people do, dirty Asian people do. They’re just ghetto.” – Thomas (11:58)
  • They also touch on how stereotypes and inherited privilege play out:
    • Quote: “It is really easy to just wipe out whoever, everything before Google.” – Marty (13:47)

2. Gross-out Tales & Teenage Chaos

• The “Herpes Toilet” Story:
  • Thomas shares a wild, graphic memory of reckless teen drug use at his friend Brady’s house, spotlighting shocking childhood freedom and filth.
  • Quote: “We called it the herpes toilet because it had so much gunk. There was no way you’re gonna sit on it... looked like a public restroom where the park doesn’t have stalls.” – Thomas (03:12)
• Feeling the Aftermath:
  • The misery of being hungover/high and walking home at dawn, comparing it to “trying to take off a wet shirt after falling in a pool.” (06:51)

3. Cultural Observations

• Front Yards, Back Yards, and Community:
  • They muse on why different ethnic groups congregate in front or back yards—concluding it’s mostly about having space.
• Random Life in the Snow:
  • A dissection of childhood trauma involving dirty snow, black ice, and the universal dread of soggy shoes. “There’s nothing more disgusting than what? Soggy shoes. And you gotta walk it out.” – Marty (07:39)

4. Politics & Public Debate (41:20–49:00)

• Refusing to Argue Online:
  • Thomas details why he doesn’t engage with political arguments anymore, emphasizing the futility and emotional toxicity of social media fights.
  • Quote: “If you disagree, you can’t have a cordial argument... If you disagree with me about one thing after following me for two years, now you hate me? That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.” – Thomas (19:22)
• Staying Principled in Disagreement:
  • “I have a friend that’s insanely, insanely homophobic. Still my friend. We don’t talk about the situation… you can still be my friend just because you have a flaw, and that flaw’s not hurting anyone.” – Thomas (21:28)

5. Self-Improvement & Accepting Help (24:51–41:23)

• Physical Decline and Mental Blocks:
  • Thomas talks candidly about overcoming shame around getting outside help for health and business, discovering the need to accept cleaners, trainers, modern medicine, and meal prep.
  • Quote: “If people in the 1400s could do this, how come I can’t?... They also died at 30, I gotta remember.” – Thomas (39:07)
• The Fat Guy Mentality & Changing Habits:
  • He discusses the difficulty breaking old eating patterns (“the one thing I’ve never been able to get over”) despite success in other areas.
  • Notable mention of Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) saying weight was his unconquerable battle.

6. "What's Good" Segment (49:15+)

• Japanese Chromosome Breakthrough:
  • The guys riff on a scientifically groundbreaking (and comically misunderstood) story about deleting extra chromosomes related to Down syndrome.
  • Quote: “Japan: shoutout to you for doing something that helps. Appreciate that. You guys also sell used women’s underwear inside of vending machines on the street, so I don’t know how far advanced you guys are.” – Thomas (54:55)
• Stereotypes and Kinks:
  • Spirals into a sidebar about vending machines selling used underwear in Japan (“How do you know they’re used? Smell ‘em?”).

7. NFL & Sports Deep Dive (67:08–87:29)

• Cowboys vs. Eagles Recap:
  • Detailed and biased breakdown of the recent game, focusing on Dak Prescott’s sudden “come up,” CeeDee Lamb’s skill, egregious dropped passes, and the infamous “spit incident.”
  • Spitting Incident:
    • The guys debate on-field decorum after a player spits at Dak Prescott.
    • Quote: “That guy right there has no integrity at all. I don’t like him. He shouldn’t even be on the field right now. That’s… football—but spitting in someone’s face? He should be out for three games.” – Thomas (75:12)
    • Thomas shares an intense personal anecdote about a kid spitting seeds in his face and the revenge exacted in football practice (77:05–82:49).
• Sports Fandom and Hate:
  • “Whoever’s the biggest contender for the Bills, I hate.” – Marty (85:16)
• Other Sports Moments:
  • Jalen Hurts, Saquon Barkley, Lamar Jackson, and Patrick Mahomes are named as exciting generational players.
  • Marty provides hater color, e.g., “The Eagles shifted into my second least favorite team after this game.”

8. Pop Culture and Business Moves

• Kanye West Coin (Yeezy Money):
  • Some skepticism and jokes about Kanye’s new efforts to launch a banking/crypto ecosystem.
  • Quote: “You think the guy that went bankrupt should be helping us with our money? No. You couldn’t even keep your wife, dog.” – Thomas (90:07)
• Collabs and Product Launches:
  • Announcements around Thomas’ new rolling papers company, collaborations with brands (Puffcon, Ethika), and future plans for “Dope as Usual” branded products.
  • “I’m already decided to give away a quarter of the inventory—just to get it out there. Even if you’re gonna buy, I’m just gonna like, here, first to get it out there.” – Thomas (101:33)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Stereotypes:
  • “Every white stereotype that’s negative is just the ghetto version of anybody else.” – Marty (11:52)
• On Online Arguments:
  • “You could be like, ‘Yo, here’s why you’re wrong, here’s the fact,’ they’ll argue their way out of it… Some people are so prideful they’ll fight you to the death for it.” – Thomas (18:19)
• On Self-Acceptance:
  • “I finally need to accept, I can’t do it all… My trainer starts next week.” – Thomas (35:21)
• On Grimy Rivalries:
  • “Eagles shifted into my second least favorite team after this game, their fans were being pieces of shit.” – Marty (84:36)
• On Product Launching:
  • “All the shit I used to do for Raw, I’m now doing for myself. And that’s just a fact.” – Thomas (101:33)
• On Growing Old / Remembering Who You Are:
  • “You gotta be reminded who you are.” – Marty (42:30)
  • “How much you want to bet I can throw a football over them mountains?” – Thomas (47:16, joking on rediscovering youthful swagger)

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Key Timestamps

• Stereotypes and Pumpkin Spice: 00:25–11:00
• Gross-out/Teen Party Stories: 03:05–07:13
• White/Mexican/Black Stereotypes: 11:14–13:54
• Politics and Online Arguments: 15:24–22:12
• Health, Accepting Help, and Routines: 24:18–41:23
• ‘What’s Good’ Segment – Japanese Tech & Riffs: 49:15–57:40
• NFL/Spitting Incident/Personal Fight Story: 67:08–84:15
• Business Announcements & Product Drops: 100:59–112:26

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Tone & Style

• Tone: Unfiltered, self-mocking, brash, and occasionally self-aware; sincere in discussing self-improvement and loyalty.
• Style: Rapid-fire anecdotes, jokes that walk the line between irreverent and insightful; equal parts “barstool banter” and genuine life advice.

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Conclusion

Whether riffing on racial stereotypes, detailing scarring party stories, or diving into NFL controversy, this episode finds Marty and Thomas at their sharpest on the mic—witty, frank, relatable, and always riding the edge between comedy and real talk. There’s plenty for fans to laugh about, think about, and anticipate (including big news about new ventures and upcoming events).

Listener Takeaway:
You’ll get a healthy dose of laughs, some wild sports opinions, and honest self-examination—plus a reminder it’s okay to accept help and never forget, as one guest’s ring read: “Remember who the fuck you are.”

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For next episodes, the hosts want to know:
Who should come on the pod? What topics do you want to see covered? Drop your ideas in the comments!

Transcript

[Mario Neil]

Oh, you can. Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. Why?

[Marty]

Damn. This is delish. Is this.

[Mario Neil]

Damn. He started drinking Starbucks. Said delish. This, this. All of it changed up. Everything's different now. Dude, this fool got a sister. A white family was like, this is delish. Oh, Spice. His hat just goes backwards. Sup, bros?

[Marty]

On it. Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

Said Delish. Pumpkin Spice has a white. Some white nieces and nephews.

[Marty]

Dude, all my chromosomes getting activated. And ancestry. It's like Moana. They're all dancing in the sky.

[Mario Neil]

And guitar riff. Out of nowhere, Marty reached his pocket. Why do I have crystals in my pocket? Like, whiteness activated.

[Marty]

I know. Reiki. Now I start the track that.

[Mario Neil]

You know what Reiki is? Means that you're on your way.

[Marty]

Right? Thank you, Rob.

[Mario Neil]

What's a good credit score?

[Marty]

I know all about a good credit score.

[Mario Neil]

What's a good credit score? Because if you know right on the bat, who'd you vote for? I'm not telling you that.

[Marty]

We're not there yet.

[Mario Neil]

This was all the way.

[Marty]

I am an adult. I do understand taxes and credit to the point of, like a child at this point. So I feel good about that.

[Mario Neil]

I understand credit. He friends me a qp. Paying back for a qp. That's what I know.

[Marty]

Yeah, I know. I got a one credit in the streets. That's what really matters.

[Mario Neil]

I met these coke dealers once. His name was A1. It was so good. It was like 15 or it was New Year's Eve. I was so, so drunk. And he gave me like a free gram. I'm like, I remember. I've elevated. I was doing so many drugs in that bat. We used to call we at my friend Brady. Sorry, sorry. Brady. Brady. Brady's like, looks like a gang banger now, but he grew up like. His name is Braden. He was like a white little boy. He was super cool. I mean, still is cool. But he looks different now. He looks like a Norteno now. And. And his. His mom let us do drugs there. Hey, what's up? We just started what's up? As usual podcast. Welcome back to the channel. Marty o'. Neal. What's up, guys?

[Marty]

What's up, guys?

[Mario Neil]

What's. Cracking right into a story.

[Marty]

Do they let the white boys into the Mexican gangs under any circumstances?

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, Okay.

[Marty]

I didn't.

[Mario Neil]

Nazi Low Riders in prisons. Nazi Low Riders is. That's their name. They can be black, white, or Mexican. And they're serious.

[Marty]

They're just in to the just.

[Mario Neil]

It's just the game. Collective races.

[Marty]

I respect that.

[Mario Neil]

Crazy. Yeah. I saw a black Hell's angel once. Okay.

[Marty]

I don't think of them unless he.

[Mario Neil]

Stole a cut and just put it on. It fit. It fit. Must have been a big white guy. He's like. It was huge.

[Marty]

I don't think of them as being like a racial gang. I just think like a biker gang.

[Mario Neil]

I don't know.

[Marty]

Who knows? God. Last week we talked about a bunch of ignorant. We're right off to it this week, too.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. Here we go. Ready? At my friend Brady's house, there was something called herpes toilet.

[Marty]

Okay.

[Mario Neil]

This is a regular home with like a mom. There's kid there. Like, there's an adult. Bobby. Bobby was older. Brady and their stepdad in the garage. They converted the garage into an extra room. And that's where we all did drugs. And the whole family did drugs back then. I'm not about now.

[Marty]

Wholesome.

[Mario Neil]

So we're like. But they're all, like, on their work for the city. Work for that, work for that. But we're going to hit rails, you know, but get faded every weekend. But it's cool. I mean, live your life, dude. But I was 15 being allowed to do giant rails off anywhere. But it was a. It wasn't. It wasn't a crack house. It wasn't a coke home. It was nothing like that. It. Crack house or a coke home. I like coke home. And there was a toilet right outside of the garage. In the garage. Here's the garage. You walk back, take a right into the house. Slight left. This is a toilet. Close the door. And no one had ever cleaned it. Like, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever clean. It was the dude's toilet. The boys sit out there. No one. I'm not clean that. You're not. I'm not claiming the mom's like, I am not cleaning the toilet. You guys do that. We called it the herpes toilet because it turned black. It had black mold. It had goop. It had. It looked like a public restroom. A park where the park doesn't have stalls and there's no toilet seat. It's just a metal toilet. You ever been there? That's what it was like, except it was porcelain. It was called the herpes toilet because it had so much gunk. If you had to sit, you. We didn't sit on it. There was no way you're gonna sit on it. There's no way in hell you're sitting on it, dude. It's just not gonna happen. There's nobody's down to do that.

[Marty]

I don't sit on any foreign Toilet, by the way.

[Mario Neil]

I used to, because I had to. And it's the worst. And I remember it was New Year's Eve. I got sad. I was so, so, so, so drunk. I remember I was starting to spin, but I was doing hello rails. I was talking to this dude, A1, what's up? His name. I was like, this is like. I kept describing what it was. I was so fucked up, like this go get so good. And then I was like so bored. At 2 in the morning, everybody was out drunk. I was so bored and nobody was awake. And I text like four dudes for weed. I'd have no weed, nobody would drop nothing. No. And then finally like 2:30, someone's like, all right, yeah, I'll drop it off. 2:30am A 10 sack. What a saint came and dropped it off. This kid named Alex, he was a black and German kid. He was like 6:3, super light skinned black kid. But you're looking like you're not. What if. What are you like? He spoke German, he was a black kid, but he was kind of ghetto. Even though he had a nice family. I just remember about him, like, yeah, you have a nice family, right? Why you acting like that? He was kind of like trying to be. Anyway, I remember I woke him, I'm like, alex, I got a dance sack. He's like, no way. Like, yeah, can you roll it? Because I couldn't roll blunts and this fool split it. And I'm like, careful, careful. Like, I'm not gonna drop any of this once I have it. And I remember the first time I was like, why you know how to roll, huh? Not gonna try out a struggle. And he was half asleep, he rolled it and he hit like twice. And I just smoked that all twacked out by myself. Stayed up till I couldn't tell you how long. Walked home in the sun Walk, Walking home in the early, early morning hours where there's still a cold breeze, but the sun's coming out, but it's where I live, so it's. You're getting that sweat because you're walking, getting that sweat, but there's a cold breeze still. And you feel the drugs come out of your skin and you taste beer. One of the worst feelings in the world. I can't tell you how much I don't miss that. It's like jumping into. It's like getting super wet. Like we're jumping in before you fall into a pool with a shirt and then you try to take it off, he goes, it's hard to get off all you fat people. You know, I'm talking about like that.

[Marty]

David Lucas footage you posted in the car.

[Mario Neil]

Yes, that is the worst feeling. And then your pants are starting to fall down because they're wet. And then soggy shoes. I'll fight you right now for to never feel that again. I don't know where we. Why we went to this video. This video, this episode, this way. But that's all I remember. It's just that feeling of this one in the morning. I have nothing.

[Marty]

There's nothing more disgusting than what? Soggy shoes. And you gotta walk it out.

[Mario Neil]

I know, I know One. A sticky neck. Never had it. You never had stickiness right here as a kid, like drinking Sony spilled juice. You're at the pool. Are you, like. Are you, like, sticky or you get sticky, like, right here.

[Marty]

I was a sweaty, nasty probably. So. Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

She brought some snow on it to snow clean stuff like you done. I mean, how do you not know?

[Marty]

In theory.

[Mario Neil]

Like, have you ever had stuff on your hands playing outside? You'll give me some snow.

[Marty]

You could, but you got dirty snow, too. Depends how long it's been out there. Cars are driving by at the exhaust. It's gonna get kind of nasty.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, the exhaust will mess it up.

[Marty]

It'll turn brown and gross.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, brown and gross are brown. And helping the country, man. Jesus Christ. Hey, man, they're trying to.

[Marty]

You got dogs, animals, walking all in the snow, pissing in it. You might not know. There could be bugs.

[Mario Neil]

Have you ever jumped on some snow, Marty, and there was a rock under it?

[Marty]

Oh, of course.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, oh. Oh, dude.

[Marty]

Or when you're, like, sledding.

[Mario Neil]

That's my biggest fear.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

Is to do an elbow drop onto a brick because I want to do a flip if I'm in the snow. What if you land on a rock.

[Marty]

You can tell if it's nice, deep, fluffy snow, or if it's like. And it could just be ice. It could be, like, icy, hard snow underneath the fluffy snow.

[Mario Neil]

Too deceitful. No, I don't like that.

[Marty]

Then you got black ice you got to worry about.

[Mario Neil]

I know.

[Marty]

They're right.

[Mario Neil]

They're there to steal. Is that where you're going with that black guys?

[Marty]

I don't know.

[Mario Neil]

You can take that black ice. They're just coming, taking and deporting black people. Whoa. Black ice or black eyes. The air freshener in all the old schools. Yeah, I used to have that. Yeah, it's one of the best smells ever. Smells like a Gillette deodorant.

[Marty]

Yeah, it does everybody's.

[Mario Neil]

It does. I have one. Exactly.

[Marty]

It's always like, second or third best in new car smell. And then like, just like your stock. Good smell. And then black ice.

[Mario Neil]

Black ice. I don't like driving on black ice. Why does it have registration? What other jokes can I say about black eyes? If you have an accent, you're gone. If you're a black guy, you have any kind of accent, you're out of here with black ice. They're getting deported real quick. There's just a black undercover black guy for ice, and he just talks to black people. Like, where you from? Oh, Nigeria. Got one. It's just constantly going around, like New York just snagging up fools that aren't brown. Because I talked about that. I talked about that. Miami. Miami doesn't have ice like that. I mean, they're not doing raises like.

[Marty]

Then they do Vanilla Ice. All the Russians and Armenians. Come on, we're out of here. You got.

[Mario Neil]

We're out of here. This guy. You mean off the Internet after that one. Damn Vanilla Ice as he drinks a pumpkin spice coffee. Marty just got put onto Starbucks, guys. So did I. Never had Starbursts.

[Marty]

I've been drinking steaming hot black coffee since I was 12. That's it.

[Mario Neil]

And Marty's been rapping his ass off ever since. Cold gloves.

[Marty]

Exactly.

[Mario Neil]

Blunts, coffee.

[Marty]

Painting a picture right now.

[Mario Neil]

Look at him, dude. Watch. Watch. What's going to happen now that Marty starting drinking pumpkin spice latte?

[Marty]

Credit score is going up.

[Mario Neil]

Credit score is going up. You're going to start wearing slacks.

[Marty]

I. I just figured out how to, like, do my taxes.

[Mario Neil]

Exactly.

[Marty]

You know, I mean.

[Mario Neil]

Start talking about Mickey Mouse instantly. Rap music.

[Marty]

Well, if we could just talk about the stocks and what's going on in the market.

[Mario Neil]

I'll be white right now. If you can tell me about the stocks. White people. Is there any negative stereotypes of white people? Because they're always really funny, but, like, positive. I don't. Every time I talk about it, I don't have a negative. What is the negative?

[Marty]

A lot of shitty stepdads out there.

[Mario Neil]

That's true, too. But like, like, like a stereotype of whites. What's a stereotype of whites?

[Marty]

Shitty Karen. A shitty white mom. Pissed off about nothing.

[Mario Neil]

Like pissed off or overly concerned. That's still positive. I feel.

[Marty]

Okay.

[Mario Neil]

What's a negative, dude? Like, what's a negative white people thing? I don't. I don't. I don't know if there is.

[Marty]

You got to take it to the trailer park. You got. You Got to go down to our, to our lowest denominator.

[Mario Neil]

But like, they do what other people do, Dirty white people do, what dirty Mexicans do, a dirty black people do, dirty Asian people do. They're just ghetto.

[Marty]

Yeah, I mean, the trailer park is our project thing.

[Mario Neil]

What's the thing you could take away like, besides like, oh, is your sister your cousin?

[Marty]

We sit in backyards and don't do and we complain. That's what a shitty white does.

[Mario Neil]

I know, but people always make fun of black people sitting in the front yard complaining. Now sit. Oh, the white people just in the backyard. Like we just don't want to show that we're busy, that we're not busy. Is that, Is that what it is?

[Marty]

They work on the car, chill.

[Mario Neil]

In the front yard, on the lawn, working on the car. It's because black white people have backyards. Black people, Mexican people don't have the room for backyards. It's all in the front where the lawn is. Maybe like some steps. You ever see New York hella people sitting on steps. No one's got a backyard.

[Marty]

There we go.

[Mario Neil]

You got white people in the backyard doing nothing, complaining. I've never heard that stereotype Marty. That's all Marty does at home. Just complain in the backyard about the neighbors.

[Marty]

It's just me and the jacuzzi.

[Mario Neil]

It's all pissed. Just luxurious and I gotta hate this. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know anyone any bad one.

[Marty]

Drop it in the comments, guys. I'm sure there's something out there.

[Mario Neil]

Thanks.

[Marty]

Help us watch American History X and drop it in the comments.

[Mario Neil]

Hey man, that. That's just history. I'm talking about stereotype. Talking about stereotype like something like, uhhuh.

[Marty]

That's what you guys do, Invade countries and pillage.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, but that's almost a positive. When you, when spending all 100 years later though, and you're like, look at us, our land.

[Marty]

Okay, all right.

[Mario Neil]

Like, wow, your whole family has land. Yeah. What happened? I don't know. We've just always been here because all you gotta do is move the books to the left. Go. I don't know. We've always been here. How easy is that?

[Marty]

It is really easy to just wipe.

[Mario Neil]

Out whoever everything before Google.

[Marty]

Yeah. You know what? You guys actually didn't exist.

[Mario Neil]

You never know. Dude, Aztecs, man. They were on top of mountains like, or pyramids. Sacrificing people. What if they didn't? What if they're all just smart and they never did that. People just wrote that in book because right now I started rumor about Marty and never let it die. What happens in 150 years this full. Marty was out there doing the podcast. He would try to assault every guest all. You know, we could do whatever we wanted. Really. It's true. I just erase the channel real quick like books have at it.

[Marty]

That sounds kind of cool. My legacy will live on.

[Mario Neil]

What was your name? Your other. Your other name that we said today? Martyr. Martyr. Martyr. I like that. Okay, we have welcome to the Dope as Usual podcast. I don't remember. We didn't do an intro. Welcome to the Dope Usual podcast. Thank you guys for being here. We appreciate you. Let's get started about something. Politics. We never talk about politics because it's stupid. If you really care, you're the one that when you leave the room, everybody's like, sucks. You can care. Just don't force other people to care. If they don't care, don't get mad at them for not having the same amount of care as you. What if they love football and you're like, I don't really like football. Well, I hate you. You're supposed to. Look, people only like you if you agree with them. It feels like if you disagree, you can't have a cordial argument of why you disagree, and that's okay. We spoke about politics last week because it's funny to me.

[Marty]

It's funny the idea of us talking about it once.

[Mario Neil]

That's why it's funny. And a lot of people stick to the weeds. I'm talking about that. We don't have a politics show. We don't have a political show. It was to make fun of it two weeks ago. We said, if we're ever going to talk about politics or have someone on, it's so we can on them and make fun of them. Kamala Harris, I called her a side. I said, dude, it's kind of weird wishing death on people. And then people said that I don't care about human rights because I said, I don't want somebody to get murdered. What the. That doesn't even make sense. I have so many people like, damn, dog. I've never been more disappointed. You're a Trump supporter. Like, I just said, this guy's an idiot. I don't. Like I didn't vote. I wish you didn't win, but I don't want the other lady to win more by default. You know what I did?

[Marty]

This is stupid.

[Mario Neil]

Walked away because I don't care. Didn't even vote. Didn't watch it. Didn't watch the election. Didn't watch. I don't care. It's gonna happen with or without me.

[Marty]

You should care.

[Mario Neil]

You don't care enough. You should stop caring every. Can't make Everybody happy. There's 90 people that heard me say, you shouldn't wish death on somebody. And 90 people went, you're an idiot. He kills people. Like, why we just jump. I said, I don't care if he's a bad. I still wishing death on somebody. There could be a murderer on death row. By damn, dude, you're gonna go murder him. That sucks. But I mean, I get it. He got convicted of murdering a lot of people. He's been. I get it. I don't condone it. But do your thing. It's just weird that people are like, you're anti. Like, not sympathetic because you don't want this person to die. Yeah, that's. That's the gist of the Internet. I now will never argue with anybody again. It really solidified that people are stupid. People are ignorant. They are biased. They can't see both sides because I can. I'll see all the sides and go, I'm gonna make my decision from what I gather. And every time I make a decision, well, what about this and this and this? Well, you didn't display that information for me. That's like trying to get someone your side. And at the end you're like, I didn't say everything but oh, and they didn't pick you go, well, what about these? Well, you should have said that shit. Stupid. If you're trying out to be on the Eagles and you're like, yeah, yeah, do all the drills. And they're like, n. You're cut like, but I can throw 90 yards. Why you try for quarterback? Stupid. Well, you didn't. Well, you didn't say that. Well, now you're out. And now you hate the Eagles because you didn't throw right?

[Marty]

The Eagles there.

[Mario Neil]

There you go. They Jaylen hurts.

[Marty]

We're going to get to it.

[Mario Neil]

Is a badass. Wow. No, no, no. He is. I don't care if you're a bias Bills fan. That is a badass quarterback. I did not know about. I don't watch football like that. That's a threat. That's a Michael Vick threat. Here we go. People are insane, so there's no reason to argue. I. I honestly believe that some of them are just with me. There's not everybody could be that stupid because there are some. I watched an argument go on on the Donald Trump Post and, oh, my God, there are some stupid people on earth. It's shocking, dude. It makes me sad. Like, some people are stupid, and you could be like, yo, this is why you're wrong. Here's the fact they'll argue the way out of it. Some people are so prideful. I'm saying, okay, I was wrong, that they'll fight you to the death for it. And those are the people that you got to keep away from your life. Just keep them away from you and the Internet. Oh, man. You know how many funny things I can make up about politics and world? There's other things I can make fun of. Too many people want to talk about it when it's supposed to just be funny. If you don't like it, you don't have to follow. You didn't even follow. You don't follow. Just keep moving.

[Marty]

We hit on every horrible subject you could Last episode. We appreciate everybody just laughing along. For the most part, people were just laughing on YouTube.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. For the most part. There's a couple of you in here. Go. I can't believe you can't believe it. Have you ever watched a show before? Sorry. When I made fun of the other people, you laugh. But when I made fun of the thing you like, you don't like it. Now it sounds like you're a. It sounds crazy. It sounds crazy, dude. No, like, for real, it's always, remember, if you're arguing, are you solely right? Are you in the wrong? And if you're in the wrong, can you admit that you're in the wrong while still being right? Two things can be right at the same time, and two things can be wrong at the same time. Just got to see that. Oh, your faults. Oh, yeah. I was wrong. You're right. I was wrong about that. This I still stand by. Or, you know what? You changed my mind. That's happened to me many times. Because I'm a logical human being. A lot of people try to argue with me. Do you really just talk to people for a living? And, like, this is what I do, and I can speak to people, and I break down, solve problems. That's what I do in my life. And people are over here telling me things like, no, you have to speak factual to me or you're gonna hate me at the end because I'm gonna make you look stupid. And that's where I lose a lot of, like, fans. Well, they'll have an argument with me. A lot of them, like, you're right. Oh, good. Or like, you know what? Agree, disagree. I'M like, that's fine. You don't gotta hate me now because you follow me for two years, but now you don't like the political or whatever I had. And now you're like, you're all bad. Even though everything about you I like, this one thing makes me not hate you now, bro. That's the dumbest I've ever heard. It's like, all this one nug is like. It's like, messed up. Throw the whole pack away. Pick it out. Keep the pack. I have a friend that's insanely, insanely homophobic. Still my friend. We don't talk about the situation. And every time it comes up and we talk about it, I try to enlighten him. He's still standing on his political and, you know, religious belief. That's totally cool. We can still be friends, man. He's not out there going, I hate you. He's just like, I don't want to go to a gay club. I don't want to go to a gay. I don't want to go to Pride. I don't want to. I don't want to hang out with, like, four gay dude. It's like, I don't care personally, but if you care, that's your choice. That's totally cool. He's like, I don't hate him. I just. I don't like guys like, you're not. You don't have to them, dude, but, you know. Close your legs. They're not gonna. They're not gonna molest you. What do you think is happening? You're six' three, bro. You're big as. No one's taking you down. And it's just funny. It's just, like, not talking about me. No. No, it's not. But I can still be your friend. I can still. You can still be my friend just because you have a flaw. And that flaw's not hurting anyone. You just don't like that. You don't go out of your way to. To embellish or encourage it. That's fine. I don't like coffee. I'm not at Starbucks going, dog, I hate you. I hate this. No, just let people do what they're gonna do.

[Marty]

Have you tried the pumpkin spice?

[Mario Neil]

No, I don't like coffee at all. Tried when I was, like, 10. Done.

[Marty]

Might activate your Jewish side. You might not know. I had no idea. I didn't even. I didn't know what it was. So Rocco told me.

[Mario Neil]

The smell of coffee and coffee breath in the morning reminds me, go to the prisons and it makes me feel sick.

[Marty]

Damn those prisons for ruining that for you.

[Mario Neil]

Makes me feel sick just thinking about like early morning air. Not enough sleep. Because I don't. I never slept as a kid. Waking up at five to leave and being up for like sleeping for one hour and just being awake because with that, you know that headache? Yeah, that early morning headache and you breathe through your nose, you get that cold air and then just go into the thing, smelling that. Because my mom's husband drink coffee. Straight black coffee. Straight black. Mustache. Smells, stinks. Coffee. Cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarette. Inmates, coffee. Buzzers and doors. It's just coffee. It reminds me of coffee. Damn, I can't do it. So nasty, dude. Not because it was traumatic. That reminds me of coffee. But my grandma Dolores coffee reminds me of like hello creamer. And that coffee was like my skin. It was like damn, she put hella stuff in it so it didn't stink. Yeah, my grandpa Tom drank coffee black as night. It just stinks. And my mom drank coffee in the morning. It reminds me of waking up early and I haven't slept. That's really what coffee reminds me of. Interesting. Because I had insomnia real bad as a kid until I was like till four years ago and I'd be up till seven in the morning. I had to leave at eight and I'm like trying to fall asleep for 20 minutes because I can't sleep. Something about the sun makes me fall asleep in the early morning. If the sun's peeking in, I know I'm going to sleep Weird. Like the other night I went to bed at 5:50. Two nights, trust me, the out see the sun come up, go, wow, let's go to bed till like 10. I don't know why, it's just like a. It's a weird gap. I can see this and go to sleep.

[Marty]

I'm the opposite. I woke up the other day and it was like 7am and the sun was peeking in. And as soon as I woke up I was like, why are all the lights on? And I realized I haven't woke up. When the sun was out in so long, my body thought the lights were on.

[Mario Neil]

Whoa, yo. You know what's crazy? You forget about parts of your life. I feel I asked Rosie this morning. I know. Last night I go, hey, when we started dating, was I still doing this thing? I used to do this thing when I was a kid. The second my eyes woke up, I throw my body up and stand up immediately before my alarm for anything, just get up. And now I'm just Like, oh, my God, no. And I just try to go to sleep because I'm like, I went to bed two hours ago because now I don't have to do that. So, like, I feel like I'm getting cheated if I don't sleep in now.

[Marty]

That's what happens when you have a kid too.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. I feel like I'm like, nope, not fair. I do too much for me not to be able to sleep. This is. That's how I feel. But then I asked Rose, like, did I used to do this? Yeah, the first, like, two years. So she remembers that I forgot about myself for a long time. I don't know what happened. I could lift this building. What am I doing? Like, in my head? I. I. I am the Hulk. What the is wrong with me? I'm like, all my back hurts. I can't do that. I've never. Yesterday is when I realized, like, wait. I used to just get up this morning. I just was done. I went to bed at 4 in the morning last night, immediately just got up and went. I have to. When I. When now? When I get up. Like, the past five number has eight years. When I get up now, I think, what time is it? 7:30. Would have been at 4. I could sleep tonight. Oh, and I had to get up tomorrow early. All right. I can sleep in two days. That's how I remember writing things back, because I know I'm gonna be busy all day. Who cares? Like, I used to go so. And get up. And Until I was, like, 17. I told Rocco, I think until I was, like, 17, if I slept in, I was furious. I mean, pissed, dude. Especially if I was sleeping on a Saturday, and I'd wake up, nobody woke me up. I'd be so pissed, violently mad that I missed the day. I don't know what it was. And now it's like, the day, dude, let me go to sleep if I could sleep for five days. That's how I feel now because I've been going at it so much. Am I. I think it's really, like, my backer. You just broke that light, you jerk. You can't lean against. Okay, Trent. Thanks. It was taped in. He says, oh, God. Oh. Anyway, so what I'm trying to say is I've been acting like a straight French construction worker dude. Like, I've not been going hard on lunch. Yeah. A French construction worker around noon. That's how I've been acting. And I realized that I've been being a. All this, like, oh, my back's messed up. Well, My back gets better. Like, my back's never going to get better if I don't try to move my back while it's messed up. It's already packed up for you. So what I'm saying is I went into the. The sculpting, where they do the Bruce Lee thing. They put the pads on you. It contracts your muscles as if you're working out. I put that on my lower back and the back of my legs because I can't bend. You know what I realized, guys? I think I have atrophy in my hamstrings.

[Marty]

Damn.

[Mario Neil]

Because I can't. I can't bend. Like, my back's messed up. You know, I can't bend. So when I bend, I open my legs up and grab stuff because I can't bend. If I bend my knees, all those weight goes right to my disc. But they're never going to get stronger if I don't build it. So I've been doing this thing where it's like. It represents a thousand crunches in half an hour. But if you put on your lower back, it's as if you're doing back workouts. And I don't have to, like, mess that disc up. So I'm doing that. Sign up for the local pool so I can start going, start doing laps, start. My trainer, I think, like, the 12th or 13th. Let's go. Finally.

[Marty]

At the Beaver gym.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. And I don't know what it is, guys. I felt like in my 10th grade year, we were doing 180 bench, and we would throw it up and do a clap and catch it. Throw it up and do a clap and catch it. Why? Because we were strong and it was fun. Now I don't want to try that. What if I mess my leg up? Or what if I mess my arm up? Or what if it hits me in the chest? Or what if I can't catch it? I don't know where my confidence in myself went. Like, I. I used to get drunk and fall flat and catch myself before I hit the ground. And we try to throw ourselves up. I never got all the way up without bending my knee, but I used to throw myself back to standing. I used to be a little monster. And what happened? Turned to a little fat. Not even like, oh, you're overweight. Like, you're saw what happened. I get cold now. I used to be freezing, too, but I would just do this. Who cares? And tough it out.

[Marty]

It's a little kid shit, though.

[Mario Neil]

That's how I used to. When I was like 18. Like, who cares? Who cares? I'll tough it out.

[Marty]

It's because you're a fucking have not. At that point, you don't know any better.

[Mario Neil]

Yes, there you go. That's true, too. That's true, too. But I don't know what happened. Dude. And the sleep thing, and it's like, oh, I'm tired. Oh, I do that. Who cares? I keep trying to do all this stuff. I told you. I keep trying to do all this stuff without help. Like, guys, I don't take medicine. I have a. I should be addicted to pharmaceuticals. How bad my back is. I don't take medicine. I don't take painkillers. Don't take a shot. Don't do the cortisone shot. I don't take numbing anything. I don't drink caffeine. I don't drink coffee. I don't drink. I don't take. I don't take extra stuff. I'll drink creatine. I don't drink this. I'll drink. I always think, if people in the 1400s could do this, how come I can't do it? I'm soft. If I can't get through the day without a protein thing and a caffeine and, like, ointments and. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like I'm a caveman. Like, I'm just brute force walking around just like, yo, I'm sick. All right? I'm sick. Sweat it out. Like, I feel so stupid sometimes now. And the reason I say I do with everything, I clean our house, cars. I stopped recently. Clean our house, the cars. Well, now we can't do the lawn because we're not allowed to do the lawn unless you have your damn own electric lawn. And I'm not doing that. Right? Clean the house, do our dishes, do our stuff. Do our house. And a lot of you, like, yeah, all of us do. But I'm saying, like, when I'm running all these businesses, like five businesses, right? I'm trying to do it all. All constantly. And then I go, okay, I gotta clean the house, gotta clean the warehouse. I gotta do the. Gotta do the packages, clean up this. Clean up the spot, reorganize, do the pictures, do the. Do this before memoir. Do the editing, send the orders, do the pictures, upload the stuff, do the new video, the next promo, the next podcast coming out this. Com. And I'm like, I have to do all today or in two days. And I'm like, okay, cool. But I can't let my house be gross. So I'm like, all right, I clean my house. That takes that to four hours. This took three hours. This doing this. And I'm multitasking between all of this because I can't get it done in time. Hire a cleaner. I hired cleaners one time two years ago, and I felt like the laziest in the world as they cleaned my house. I was cleaning before them. I was like, I feel so awkward letting you clean my house. And then someone's cleaning my car, then mowing the lawn. I'm like, who am I? What? What a lazy ass fool. And then I thought, all of that took six hours. I filmed, went to the back doctor, did all my. One other thing while they were doing that. And then I thought, dude, like, I can get the reason. What I'm trying to say is, like, I can accept help. I'm tripping. I wish I do everything by myself. I am tripping. So what I'm saying is, like, that's why I'm getting the trainer. Because I'm like, no, I'm gonna do it myself, build my backup. As soon as I'm good, I'm gonna go. I'm never gonna build my backup by myself. I can't bend. I can't move. So that's why I'm going to the. The pool. And that's why I'm letting them do the. The shocks on my back and stuff. I might do some stem cells. I might start taking a weekly lubricating disc vitamin thing. They have. Like, I don't know why I'm not, like, taking that. And then I thought, in Resident Evil, you start off with your hands, grab a stick. That stick is help. When you get the ointments, you mix them together. That ointment set. Like, why am I not. The world is. I eat fruit. That keeps you alive. And how am I not accepting help to help myself? I don't understand. I'm like, so blatantly like, nope, do it yourself. If you're not doing yourself, you. I always goes back to my dad. My dad could do it himself. My dad would work. That's why I always pop up. Like, my dad pops up, he's older than me, he works his ass off. I. If he can work, I can work. And that's what always motivated me. Like, I can't be lazier than this guy. He's older than me. I gotta get up. And now it's like, what am I doing? Like, I feel like I'm just wasting away. My body's hurting so bad, so it hurts so much. Constantly too. It's never not hurting. So I just got to fix it. And I'm, I've. I told Rock. I've been stretching constantly for two days. I don't know what happened, but my. It bands like. I think I pulled my. My. It's and hamstrings, dude. Like when I stand, it feels like my leg wants to curl up. Like it's like. And I feel like it's, it's Charlie horsing in the whole side from my, like my, my hip muscle into my stomach all the way to my knee. Just goes like that quick like yank. As if it's too short. Like when a rubber band gets old, you're like, oh, it's not. There's no elasticity in this. That's how I feel. So anyway, I've been stretching for two days. This morning I woke up, put my leg over my knee and stretched. I have not been able to put my heel on my knee on my back in probably 10 years. My back is so stiff. This doesn't bend, this doesn't bend. And I got it when I got it was like, oh my God. Consistency. Holy. I can move my back because I'm always afraid like my disc is going to pop out. I started. It did pinch something this morning, but it went away like an hour. Isn't that crazy? It could pinch and be done like an hour if I move the right way. Yeah, my back's really bad. It's literally broken. So I'm taking help. I got the cleaners and as the cleaners are done, I'm like, dude, the house is spotless. I could do all my things. I'm gonna start taking help. I'm gonna start accepting help and doing things and I'm gonna hire somebody for the papers to help me. I'm just gonna. I have to. I can't do it all. I've been trying to do it all and I'm getting so overwhelmed running in circles trying to get things done. It's like I'm going around my house and picking up one thing in this room and then go to the next room, pick up one thing. But there's 60 things in each room. I can just hit one room at a time or ask somebody for help.

[Marty]

It's fine.

[Mario Neil]

I can't. I'm always sitting here like trying to like. I haven't done my stand up stuff. I haven't thought about it like full. You have five other jobs you're doing. You're never going to be able to do it. And I'll never be able to consistently go do stand up if I'm working this way. This. What I'm trying to say is I'm finally like, I need help, and I'm accepting it, and I'm. Here we go. My trainer starts next week.

[Marty]

Oh, yeah. Shout out to everybody that responded to my drastic graphics post I put up. I already got about 20 applicants I'm looking through.

[Mario Neil]

You need help because I need help to scale.

[Marty]

Exactly.

[Mario Neil]

And your time's worth more than little things. That's what I'm like. You know what my times I could do? I can do many more things without cleaning my house. Let somebody clean my house. And I don't mean, like, pick up my clothes. I just meant, like, deep cleaning the tiles, the. This. Wiping the walls. I do my laundry.

[Marty]

And, like, the way guys clean is different than how you're supposed to actually clean. Usually in my case, at least, like, deep cleaning, a scrubbing shirt clean if.

[Mario Neil]

I have OCD real bad. Like, if things are off. Like, if. If something's miss. I think that's why I like pottery so much much.

[Marty]

It's all symmetrical and perverted.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, my God, dude. I'm sitting there going, 0.1 off. Here we go. Done. The teacher came over like, you're good. And I was like, all right. This is what I'm supposed to do. It's a symmetrical, organized. My whole station, spotless. I have OCD so bad. It sucks. I can't think if this stuff. Something's dirty or out of place. I'm just, like, staring. There's some ash over there. I want to reach to my back. It's bugging the out of me. I can see it's just one speck on this whole clean table. There's a speck. You see it right there? Little. There's one right there, too. Okay, that's. That's not. That's not ash. Never mind. Anyway, yeah, 100. What I'm saying is, guys, if it can help you scale and help you grow, do it. Get help. I can't do it all myself. I'm trying my best, and I just can't. It took me seven hours yesterday on the computer doing all this stuff for the papers and doing all this stuff for puffcon. Like, why am I doing this? It's because of my business. But I should totally go hand it off. Here's a list of things I would like to do. I'm gonna go film a video or get something done or go to the back doctor. Like, I need to start Thinking, like, how can I make myself better? And I've realized, like, I think I not an eating disorder. I have a brain block. I don't know if you guys have this too. I can't think of what to eat. Do you have that for sure? Okay, like, I don't know. Like, I know what's good for you. How do I get to that?

[Marty]

Being vegetarian makes it completely worse.

[Mario Neil]

And it's like, how do you get there? Like, oh, I love a salad with grapes and strawberries and this and that. Like, I've been to a restaurant. Like, why do I eat this all the time? And I go home, go, what was in that? Crave strawberries. What kind of dressing? How do you even make that kind of dressing? I was going to get a sandwich. Dude, this is. I'm busy.

[Marty]

That's.

[Mario Neil]

You see what I'm saying? It's so fast for me to go. Just do it. So I told Rosie and we swore off, I'm not eating more burritos anymore because that's my go to. I haven't eaten burrito in over a week, dude. I'm feeding it.

[Marty]

What's wrong with burritos? A little rhinosol beans.

[Mario Neil]

It's my go to. I'll eat two three bean cheese ritos in a day, one in the morning. Like, I'll just go, like, I'm so busy. Order it done. I'm. I'm so busy all day and it doesn't feel like I am, but I have 50 things on my tasks and I'm like, okay, yeah. Oh, I didn't call him. These eight tasks can't get done without this one guy. Give me this unlock. Oh, cool. Half my list is done. But you're gonna take four days. I have ocd. I want you to get done and be categorized now. Not, oh, everything's ever cleaned your room. And then just one thing was all dirty and you're like, leave it. I can't do that. It'll drive me crazy, dude. So that's why when I clean my house, I like, I clean. That's why it takes so long. So anyway, what I'm saying is if you're like me, it's okay to have help. You're not a. You're not soft. Take some medicine, dude. I don't take medicine. Like, what the is wrong with me, man? I'm here sweating out sicknesses like an idiot. I mean, I suppose supposed to do, but I always go, well, the Indians do. The native Americans did that. They used to do that. They also died at 30, I gotta remember, like, these fools passed away because of how now nourished they were inside. Like, so basically, I don't. I'm not. My new rule with myself and I told Rocco and I stick to it. If I eat something, it has to have an effect. Being cheese burrito doesn't do anything for me nutritionally. You know what I did yesterday? I ordered corn, sweet potatoes, pasta, and Brussels sprouts all in one thing. And it was so. But I forget, like, yo, this is fine. I think I have the fat guy mentality. Like, well, I didn't eat a big thing, so how am I gonna be not full?

[Marty]

Like, yeah, I know what you mean.

[Mario Neil]

I don't have it, dude. It's the one thing in my life I can't. Like, when Fluffy was here, I think of it all the time. Every time I see Fluffy and I think, I think of what he said. He's like, the weight is the one thing I've never been able to get over. I cannot conquer. It's the one battle. Like, you're a millionaire. All the money in the world. Sell out theaters for a long time. One of the best communities to ever live.

[Marty]

Be so weird if he was skinny Worldwide.

[Mario Neil]

Loved. I can't get over the weight thing. It's like, it's not a sense of means. Like, you have the money to do it. It's the brain click of going, I don't do that anymore. That pizza, all that. I don't do that anymore. I don't eat Pizza Hut. No, I do this now. That's when it changes. And like, pizza so damn much. It finally clicked, though. Finally click. Oh, Gwyneth. Yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow. She has some restaurant or something called Goop, Bro. I've been ordering for this place for like three weeks. It's so bomb. And I'm like, gwyneth. Gwyneth something, something. Why is the chef putting her name in every description? That's why I thought, like, you conceited ass. Like, oh, it's Gwyneth Paltrow's goo. So I. I got a restaurant. It's like a. It's a restaurant meal plan. It's like a Uber Eats thing, but it's a meal prepper thing. I didn't know they do meal planning. There's such a long wait list. You could pay an extra fee to skip numbers. That's how many people are on the wait list to get on. Like, you want to pay 300, you can skip 20 people to get access. To get access to pay them to let you be a part of the monthly or weekly. They'll come every three days. Drop food. The food was so good.

[Marty]

Oh, gosh.

[Mario Neil]

Holy.

[Marty]

Super expensive.

[Mario Neil]

No, not at all. Not for what you think it. I mean, it was real food.

[Marty]

You.

[Mario Neil]

You meal prep. Oh, bomb powder. Shit's good as hell. Hoop. Anyway, sorry. Back to what we're saying. Yeah, we just take some help, man. If you need it, take it. Take a class. I wrote down every single thing I have with this doctor. This doctor, this guy. I want to go. This guy. One of this. I went to the. The cryotherapy. I did the cryotherapy standing thing. It was negative 120. I stood in that. I had frost all over my hair and supposed to suffer the inflammation. The red light therapy. All these things I read and go. That would be helpful. I'm starting to do them. Like, I don't buy stupid clothes. I need to start just making myself a Mario Lopez. And I know I said like 90 times. I get it. I understand. But I think it finally clicked. I forgot. Yeah, dude, you're strong as the. Wrong with you. I'm tripping. I don't know what happened. It happened. Fell off.

[Marty]

That happens to everybody. Everybody goes through times. You got to be reminded who you are.

[Mario Neil]

It's been like seven years. No lie, dude. I almost got a bone broth soup yesterday.

[Marty]

No shot.

[Mario Neil]

Just because I'm like, I. My body is screaming. Like I know it. I don't know what it is. You remember in Beauty and the Beast when he turning into a guy from the beast. That's how I feel. Like if I did some bone broth in me, dude. Like I'll just. And I'll have no shoes and just cut off jeans. Oh, man. Or I'll look like Shrek when he turns into a guy. Something's gonna happen, dude. I feel it. I don't know what it is. I feel like the corn and broth will go and just fill in all the little dismissing pieces. I don't know what it is, guys.

[Marty]

We should go hang out on a farm until some of the animals just wrong us. And then we'll like, we'll be cool.

[Mario Neil]

Until some of the animals wrong us. The only animals gonna wrong me is a horse. Because I don't like their eyes. They look like doll eyes. They have no emotion. There's a big wet doll eye.

[Marty]

They can. A frantic horse eye. Or do they always just like frantically.

[Mario Neil]

They always look like you just broke in.

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mario Neil]

Horses always look like they just cover their dick with a towel at all times. That's a horse. Shannon Sharp, dude. Jan Sharp looks so much like a horse, it's crazy. He has the head of a horse. He's so big. He has horsepower in those legs. Like he's a. He's there. That's Danish sharp right there. Dude, that's Shannon Sharp right there. Welcome back to Club Shay. Welcome back to Club Shay. Shay. Look at that picture. That's. That's a Club Shay Shay Else right there. He can run as fast as a horse. He's got muscles on his muscles. Like, he's like. He's like the black Johnny Bravo. But, like, I shouldn't say that. He's gotten accused of some sexual. I take it back. Johnny Bravo's a terrible example.

[Marty]

Holy.

[Mario Neil]

He's like the non violent Blade. Blade was ripped. Yeah.

[Marty]

The shirt Sharp could function up if you wanted to.

[Mario Neil]

No, non violent Blade was just killing a bunch of Russians. Russian vampires. I'm saying, like, he's not out there murdering. He's like the nice version of Blade.

[Marty]

Okay.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, you got that nice blade. Blade. I like him. Yeah. She had a sharp Europe beast. He could lift us up with the table attached, easy like Gaston.

[Marty]

You could easily squat everything in the room, probably.

[Mario Neil]

You know what's funny? My life has always been, I can lift up anything in this room. And now I'm looking around like, my back hurts, though. I almost reverted back, so I can't lift that up. I'll lift anything in this room up right now.

[Marty]

I like it. Thank you. Goddamn right.

[Mario Neil]

Yep. I'm over it. No more. I'm done. I told Rocco we used to do 180 bench, roll the lineman, and we throw it, clap in between, catch, throw it, clap in between, catch it. A bench like idiots.

[Marty]

Never. I never did any. Any type of like that.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, dude, when you're so strong, like when you're like, you're doing 200, watch this. And we'd all just do the diamonds where you connect your hands. You ever do those?

[Marty]

Nah.

[Mario Neil]

The bench like that, it ruins your wrist.

[Marty]

But I wasn't even paying attention to how much weight I was. All I wanted was that little cut right here.

[Mario Neil]

I just wanted my Justin Timberlake.

[Marty]

I just wanted little. Yeah. That was all I cared about. I remember asking the coach, like, yeah, no. How do I get that, like, shadow right here, though, that shadow?

[Mario Neil]

What a kid thing to say. I want my bumps, our little nephews to say that. You got bumps. My dad has bumps like. Oh, because his dad's Swole. But yeah, when I get my bumps, like, my bumps. That's hilarious. How do we get that shadow? That nice shadow right here? Marty's over there putting toner and foundation on his arms. Do you think dudes do that?

[Marty]

Not with my pasty, freckly arms.

[Mario Neil]

You know, I'm saying, like, hit it with a little contour.

[Marty]

I'm probably.

[Mario Neil]

Probably because girls do that to their boobs. You know, that girls will wear low cut and then contour this part.

[Marty]

Shadow it in.

[Mario Neil]

Yes. It's like. It's a thing that's evil. It's shocking. Shocking, you know? Don't start. No, no, never mind. It's not gonna draw under my. Who I take my pants off for that. Never mind. I take it all back.

[Marty]

We'll start pencil shading.

[Mario Neil]

I'm starting pencil shading. Another dick on. It's like, look, lady, this is. There's two. And she's gonna say, also, why are you showing me that? I'm sorry. It's a Whole Foods. I thought. I thought this was chill. I don't remember. We were. But stop being a little. I forgot. We all forget who we are sometimes. I don't understand why we do, but I'm pretty sure I could throw a football over the mountains, and that's how I feel right now. How much you want to bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

[Marty]

I saw our friend Adam, his daughter performed at the Viper Room, and she was talking about. She went on stage and she was like, everybody goes through rough patches in life. And, like, I was going through a rough patch. And my dad came out and she was living in New York City, and he gave me a ring that says, remember who the you are on it. And she started crying on stage and. And I was like, damn.

[Mario Neil]

Started crying on stage, and that's what I'm gonna start doing.

[Marty]

No, it's real, though.

[Mario Neil]

I don't know what happened. When did that happen to me, dude? Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I don't remember when that happened, but it did. And. And I. And at least I see it. It took two days ago. What's wrong with me? I don't know what happened, dude. It's.

[Marty]

It's because you're gritty and grimy your whole life, and then you experience some success where you can actually chill and relax for a second, but then you're like, oh, I gotta dip back down into this gritty.

[Mario Neil]

I just started making money three years ago. This has been like a seven year ordeal.

[Marty]

Gotcha.

[Mario Neil]

I remember at the met. I started feeling like this LA made me soft as I got out of the country. I think is what it was. Like my grandma Grace. I haven't seen a patch of land in so long that I just started becoming soft or something. I don't know what happened, guys, but I know I'll never let it happen again. And if it happened to you, there is a wake up call. It is possible. I keep telling Rosie I feel like an old man. I'm walking up my stairs with stiff legs going, ah, you know what I mean? Sitting down watching for three hours, like, what am I doing? Tripping, dude. Just getting on the treadmill in the middle of the night has been helping so much. It helps so much. Like I'm just. I don't know. All I'm saying is recognize it. Let's get on to our notes. We haven't even started this episode yet. Are you ready? How long we been here?

[Marty]

48, 52. Pretty good.

[Mario Neil]

Pretty close. Here we go, guys. Ready for an episode. You ready for the segment? We have this segment we made up in season one. We're bringing it back and it's called what's good. What's Good. Let's go. Menacing sound for what's good. Still a little not scary. Let's see what else you got. I love it. What's good? All right, I got Nelson talking. Here we go. What's up, guys? Taking a moment to talk about one of our sponsors. And this is my bookie. Football is officially back and remember to use our code. Dope as usual. If you're betting at all on my bookie. And why do you want to use our code? Because right now if you use our code and you place any bet up to 500, if you lose using our code right now, only my bookie will give you your money back up to 500. Use code. Dope as usual. My bookie will give you your money back if you lose. Nobody in the world is going to do that. Shout out to my bookie. First off, I don't know how they're doing that. Their accountants are the the awesome. That's crazy. To give everybody their money back is the is the best deal of all time. You can only win. So get ready, guys. NFL season is back. There's a bunch of new people. There's a bunch of new stuff. Bunch of new prospects, bunch of new teams hoping to win the Super Bowl. Who's in the chase? I don't know. If you have a good feeling, bet. And if you're going to bet, bet with my bookie. And if you bet $499 or $500, remember, you'll get your money back if you lose, but only if you use code. Dope. As usual when you check out. College football's here, UFC's here. Every. You can bet on anything, guys. So thank you so much for supporting the brands and support us. Have a dope ass day. Ready for a segment of what's good? This is not fake. This is real. What a groundbreaking experience. Holy Japan. Japanese scientists have discovered a way of deleting extra chromosome in people's brains was. I mean, in their DNA.

[Marty]

I'm sorry, the ending of down syndrome post I saw.

[Mario Neil]

So down syndrome, not saying it's eradicated, but these fools are on their way.

[Marty]

It's going down.

[Mario Neil]

Yep. And of all people to solve it, the people that you sometimes look at and go, that fool got down central. Always Japanese. No, no, we're good. We're good, we're good. Am I lying, dog? No. Did you like that? I'm just kidding. There's a lot of Mexican fools that look like. There's a certain face, there's a certain puffy face that some people have like, dog, do you have down syndrome in your head? But you don't want to ask. And then you hear him talking like, oh, no, you're. You just got a bat. You just got a. You got a cloak. You got a don't beat me up cloak. That's what it is. Hey, man, I kind of look like I have down syndrome. Like Shane Gillis. He goes, you gotta. Don't beat me up cloak. Like, you can't hit. That guy's got down syndrome. I like that Harry Potter invisibility cloak. The invisibility cloak. What? I kind of look like I have down syndrome, so nobody wants to fight me at bars. I've stepped on so many air forces, never been beat up once. I get a lot. Oh, it's okay, buddy. I've gotten called Buddy 80 times, stepped on so many forces. I'm actually doing it on purpose now to see what I can get away with. So that's what it looks like with people down. God, dude. Sorry, Japan. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So sorry. Yeah. These fools have found a way to delete an extra chromosome. What if you have, like three extra. I don't know. They deleted one.

[Marty]

Where's it go?

[Mario Neil]

They throw it. They. They recycle it. They recycle it. What does a chromosome look like? Does it dissolve? Does it zap like in Willy Wonka? Like when the kid gets big to little in the tv.

[Marty]

Probably going on the black market.

[Mario Neil]

Who would buy it as your chromosome? Yo, dog, my life is. Eat a. Eat a pill that slows your cognitive thinking real quick. Could you imagine prank while you were sleeping? Justin, we added a chromosome. You lost your life, your family, and you can't work anymore because you're a heavy machine operator, right? I'm Justin from New Jersey, and I was just like, now I got an extra chromosome.

[Marty]

I'm starting to realize I don't know what the hell a chromosome is.

[Mario Neil]

Shiny. It's for sure. Shiny.

[Marty]

One on, like, a nice, like, chain, like the one John has.

[Mario Neil]

Spin.

[Marty]

It definitely spins.

[Mario Neil]

What's a chromosome look like? It's shiny.

[Marty]

We're the guys to come to for your political.

[Mario Neil]

That's what a chromosome looks like.

[Marty]

A chromosome is a DNA strand is what we're saying. All right, guys, it's a clip.

[Mario Neil]

It's a piece. We don't know anything, okay? Go to school if you really want to know. Don't come at us for being stupid because we're stupid. The chromosome is a thread, like strand located inside the nucleus. Oh, damn. That is in the middle.

[Marty]

So you get an extra one and.

[Mario Neil]

It messes everything up. Too smart. You're too. You're just too good. You got extra wiring, extra wires. Exactly. And you know you'll get extra wires when you're putting something together. You go, well, just leave them unplugged. It works. Extra chromosome.

[Marty]

That's what's going on in our shelves back here.

[Mario Neil]

We have an extra chromosome back here for sure.

[Marty]

So many extra chrome.

[Mario Neil]

Our friend with an extra chromosome that lives in Hawaii threw it on there and was like, you know what? It's extra. Leave it on. But every time it touches something, it shorts. Super sick. Oh, sorry. Japan shout out to you for doing something that helps. Appreciate that you guys also sell used women's underwear inside of vending machines on the street. So I don't know how far advanced you guys are. And you guys can't really process alcohol that much like the Koreans. You ever know that lot of Asian people can't drink alcohol or they. They have allergic reactions? A homie. My homie. K. Sorry. K. He. He's. He once he drinks alcohol.

[Marty]

K for Korean.

[Mario Neil]

No. AI. Ki. Korean. AI.

[Marty]

He's the K. Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

Korean. Kai. Yeah, Kai. Oh, yeah. Kai. Yeah. He says it different anyway. He would get bright, blotchy, bright red, whole skin like this color. Blotchy, blotchy. Watch. If you're an Asian Fool, Type it in the comments. Or if you have homies that you've seen it, it's real. They can't process alcohol for some reason. Certain. Certain Asian people. Isn't that a trip, dude? I thought they were joking with me until I saw like three dudes. Like, I'm drunk. I'm like, is that why your blotch red like reaction blotch bright red, red, red, red. Oh no.

[Marty]

Alcoholic style.

[Mario Neil]

Yes. Crazy though. Oh yeah. You guys, you guys are deleting chromosomes and selling women's underwear inside. Yep. Inside of vending machines. You're advanced. But don't think vending machine. There's girls that get their used underwear, put them in vending machines like Pepsi machines and guys go and buy them off the street like they're buying a soda just to have.

[Marty]

How do you know they're used? Smell like it has a picture of.

[Mario Neil]

The girl next to it. Of who? Where the underwear came from. I could. Yeah, you could. But this is on the street. Mario. No, it's the fact that you went. Which one do I want? Oh, she looks nice. Why the do you want that?

[Marty]

I know we talked about that. You know, nobody should be put down last episode and everything, but if you're ordering these out of this video.

[Mario Neil]

No, no, you're not hurting anybody. If you're not hurting anybody, do your thing, dude. If you're not contributing to hurting anybody, I mean, then what about the girls dropping off the. He's not physically first hand hurting. What about the milk you drink? Cow. What if he had a ulcer in his stomach and when you milked him. Shut up. Everything can hurt somebody if you're not doing it on purpose.

[Marty]

Some random underwears can definitely hurt you. I don't even like hotels. You're gonna. What are you doing?

[Mario Neil]

Isn't that crazy? They're used as face masks over there.

[Marty]

Oh, that's what it is.

[Mario Neil]

Gross. Gross. Shout out to Japan, guys. Good. Good job. What's good? Let's go. Yeah. Yep, exactly. So we talked about it earlier, but let's touch on it again. If you care about politics, do not listen to us when we talk about politics because I will piss you off. And that's all it is. I'm gonna make fun of the guy you like or the girl you like. I'm gonna talk about where they're from. I'm gonna make fun of the stupid things they did then. That's just a fact. The guy, J.D. vance. Did you know he. He still won the. He still won Vice president. It got out of that. He. I mean, is this true? It's like articles on it that he, like puts his dick inside of couches. He's like one of those guys attracted to furniture.

[Marty]

To stick inside of couches. Like for safekeeping. Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

It takes it off. Keeps it there. Like packs. No. Isn't.

[Marty]

Is that taking couches?

[Mario Neil]

Like bangs a couch in between the cushions. Bangs the couch. Some people are attracted to furniture. You never heard of this? Fools are weird, Dude. Some people are attracted to furniture. There's furries out there. There's people attracted to inhabited objects. People attracted to cartoons so much they'll put a cartoon face on a dummy. People are weird, Dude. And apparently our vice president. Couches. I don't know if that's a fact. I saw a little article on. I'm like, is this real? Also? Whatever size Republican this is. Democrat or liberal. What's the other side? Could be making up too. Or it could be his own team making up just to get some talking about him. I don't know. Everybody call a guy a couch.

[Marty]

That's getting out there.

[Mario Neil]

Suspect. Everything is suspect.

[Marty]

Couch. Huh?

[Mario Neil]

I just don't. I don't. I don't trust anybody's online thing because it's like the person deleting me might be the person closest to me. Or a person doing this might be the person that you think is your friend or on your own team. Just disturb controversy. Like when people do bad publicity stunts.

[Marty]

Did you see that insane Netflix documentary about the moment? Trevor Wallace just put up a really funny. Did you see the clip that Trevor Walsh was.

[Mario Neil]

I did. I didn't get it.

[Marty]

It's because he was making fun of this documentary.

[Mario Neil]

Oh. Yeah. I don't watch documentaries like that.

[Marty]

It's just. It's like the number one show on Netflix right now.

[Mario Neil]

People just love drama. Huh?

[Marty]

The mom was.

[Mario Neil]

I know it's dramatic.

[Marty]

Just texting her daughter all this horrible. Like all this really disgusting. But it was more. But not letting. The daughter just thought it was somebody random. But it went on.

[Mario Neil]

Cyber believers.

[Marty]

Yes. It went on for years. Telling her to kill her. Kill herself. And telling her all this. All those horrible stuff.

[Mario Neil]

I bet you shit your pants a couple minutes ago and your mom had to wash it. Huh?

[Marty]

She wanted to fuck the girl's boyfriend and was all infatuated with her boyfriend is what the issue was. Spoiler alert. She looks like one of the gnomes off Jim Carrey's Grinch. One of the elves. The mom. But she's absolutely. She was absolutely insane. And. But yeah. It went on for years. And then the FBI found out it was her. She like was. Yeah, it was like. It was horrible. It went on for years to her daughter. And then like they all excuse. There really wasn't any excuse. She was trying to play it off and act like, oh, I. I wasn't really me when I was doing that.

[Mario Neil]

I was.

[Marty]

I don't know what. It was really weird and frustrating watching her.

[Mario Neil]

They're not friends though.

[Marty]

Now right there, there. She's audit. She went to prison for it, but she's out.

[Mario Neil]

Why?

[Marty]

Because it was cyber harassment.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, harass. Okay, Harassment. Okay. Blocker.

[Marty]

And it was like stalking and like. Yeah, I know.

[Mario Neil]

I'm like, I bet you just went to your room, huh? Just saying a bunch of. Nobody could ever know, but God, someone's watching me. You would never think it's your mom. There's an episode of south park where Butters is getting bullied at school and he's telling his parents, but he won't tell him who's doing it. And his grandma keeps coming over to stay and everything. And there's a scene where every leaves room and then she looks at Butters. Hey, little forget.

[Marty]

Huh?

[Mario Neil]

Huh? Little. It's her. She's been punking him and bullying him this whole time. Beating his ass, spitting in his food. Crazy. That's what that is. I love it.

[Marty]

That's funny. It's a reverse what's called Eminem taught me this word. Munchausen syndrome. Huh?

[Mario Neil]

Eminem taught me this word. I thought you'd say she just feel.

[Marty]

Ketchup on her shirt because when she's causing that. It's like when a parent makes their kids sick so that they can take care.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, that's just. That shit's weird, dude.

[Marty]

She's. She's reversing the most horrible. This girl's like 14 also.

[Mario Neil]

Does the daughter suck?

[Marty]

Well, imagine you're 14.

[Mario Neil]

I've been. There's 14. She's a shitty. I'm talking. Guys, what'd the daughter say?

[Marty]

But the mom's texting her like, your boyfriend doesn't love you because you don't give him enough head. And y' all all this like she's saying horrible sexual to her daughter. To her 14 year old daughter. YouTube.

[Mario Neil]

Whoa.

[Marty]

Really, really dark. Horrible. Really frustrating to watch. Almost couldn't watch it. They shouldn't. They should have just stomped her out.

[Mario Neil]

Whoa. No, that's another level of weirdness.

[Marty]

And then there was the dad. So the dad fought like they. I'm pretty sure there was like, dad did it too. No, the dad was mortified. The dad was really shocked when the FBI or some. Like, there was a scenario where they were. I think it was the cop. The cop told the daughter with the mom right there. And the way that the cops said it was very confusing. Like, he didn't really. The mom was sitting there holding the daughter, and, like, he was a kind of, like, explaining to her, like, you got to go with your dad, and we got to figure this out, and, like, very weird situation.

[Mario Neil]

That's what I'm gonna do to my kids, dude. That's what I want to do. It's called Tough love.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

When I get caught, it's called tough love.

[Marty]

And then we're gonna put on Netflix so the whole world really knows.

[Mario Neil]

I'm gonna take POV when you sleep and smack him in the face. Upload it. Like, I broke into your house last night. Nothing can stop me. That's it. And then the next one, I said, put him up. I'm gonna write in lipstick on his face. Put him up. Two fists. Like, the black. The Black Lives Matter fist that everybody was doing. Painting. I'm gonna paint two of those and put.

[Marty]

Put him up on his face.

[Mario Neil]

On his face? Yeah, on his face. You ever seen a Full Metal Jacket, Matai? Blindfold them. Soap. Soap in a sock. Text them, stay. Stay on or stay ready so you don't have to get ready. And then I'll wake up. Like, I heard someone in the house. Psychologically torment. That's horrible. I was thinking of that, and, like, it's one of the worst things that was.

[Marty]

That's your mom. What's up?

[Mario Neil]

Crazy. Yeah, I can see my mom doing that for sure. Yeah.

[Marty]

It's not too far off. I know. It's like, it seems so insane. Then you start thinking about people. You're like, yeah, okay.

[Mario Neil]

I can see that happens. Okay. Oh, yeah, we talked about that. We talked about the politic thing. We talked about a lot of world news things. Guys, once again, ever seen Groundhog Day? When or like, when a groundhog comes out, he's like, oh, it's not spring or whatever, or fall, and whatever it is, and he comes back into the hole. That's us. When we talk about world problems. Because when we came out, a bunch of mad people went, well, I was bored, and I needed something to be mad at. So this is what I'm picking today. I don't care enough about Paul. I love making fun of it. I'll do it on stage. You. I'll do it on stage with a couple hundred people getting mad. That's fine. I'll stop talking about the Internet because I don't care enough to open this floodgate of unstable people. And there's truly unstable individuals out there. And I've met some and they blow my mind that they're real. It shocks me. Every. Every protester that has a phone in their face and they're screaming in it. You know those ladies, not like the protest with mass. The ladies that are freaking out, staring at the camera and following the people around all day. Those people had nothing better to do with their lives. Do you want to attach one of those to you?

[Marty]

No.

[Mario Neil]

No. So that's how I feel like I don't want those people even knowing I exist because they're insane. Don't care about them. I don't smoke weed with them. I don't want to hang out with them. I don't want to give them some weed. I don't want to hear what their favorite movie is. I'm good. Stay on that side. Couldn't care less. Like Fluffy said, don't talk about religion, sports or politics. I'll talk about anything I want, but I don't want to talk about politics. I don't care enough about it in the beginning. Like it's such easy. It's such. It's low pick. It's easy pickings to make fun of politics. Like it's. It's too easy, dude. So I'll just leave it at that. If we talk about it, it's because we've really needed to talk about it because it was. And other than that we're good. Go ahead, Marty, what's next? Oh, Jalen Carter is the guy that plays for the Cowboys.

[Marty]

Did you watch the game?

[Mario Neil]

I watched the highlights. Dax Prescott is the quarterback for the Cowboys. I watched the highlights. When did Das Dak Prescott get good again?

[Marty]

I don't know.

[Mario Neil]

Dropping dimes on this. In this. No windows this small. I watched all the highlights.

[Marty]

Yeah, I know his receiver, his receivers.

[Mario Neil]

That C.J. lamb guy is so good. I don't know who these players. I don't watch football like that. Who is that?

[Marty]

The receiver. The. The dude with the dreads.

[Mario Neil]

I don't know.

[Marty]

I don't know these guys name.

[Mario Neil]

Oh my God, he's good. Dude.

[Marty]

Listen, everybody needs to understand that I am a hater. I will hate yes at every corner on every team equally so.

[Mario Neil]

But ready? You're playing Madden. You're playing with this guy. Holy CJ Lamb. Don't know who He Is that his name? That guy right there? 88. Wow. This catching out of. No, you might.

[Marty]

Did you watch the fourth quarter?

[Mario Neil]

No.

[Marty]

The Cowboys had a chance to beat the far. At least the. The Eagles barely beat the Cowboys.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, they lost.

[Marty]

The Eagles won the super bowl last year. They barely beat the Cowboys. This. I'm pretty sure it was 88. I could be wrong. Badass Jack Prescott was. There were. I've never seen drops like this before. In the fourth quarter it really counted.

[Mario Neil]

You mean when he dove and dropped the ball?

[Marty]

No, when they landed in his hands and the game was on the line and he just dropped him. Like when people say sports are rigged.

[Mario Neil]

Oh no, I didn't see that. I saw the nine incredible catches before that.

[Marty]

I'm a hater, so I'm going to highlight the ones that he dropped. Cuz I'm also hating on the Eagles at the same time because they won.

[Mario Neil]

The super bowl and they're the reigning champs. What a hater.

[Marty]

And they barely could get past the Cowboys. If this fool would have caught those.

[Mario Neil]

What do you mean? What are the Cowboys just better this year? I even. I watched it with Dax. Prescott's throwing dimes. Since when? He's been dog for three years straight. Yes. What is going on?

[Marty]

I don't know who Prescott is.

[Mario Neil]

He's the quarterback right there.

[Marty]

I mean I physically. After this game, I know who he is.

[Mario Neil]

Wow. Dude. No, I'm saying there was like three pass I saw. I went. That was a Peyton Manning corner. Only your guy could touch that ball. And I even thought they got a new quarterback and they came in again and went in the next play. If you watch NFL YouTube, it'll only show you positive plays over 5 yards, interceptions, big tackles and returns. It's a 14 minute game every time. I love it. It's. It's great. I'm shocked that dad's Prescott's getting older and getting better. Since when does that happen? And then it's one game. I'm not a big fan of football like that anymore. What? I saw number 88. I don't know who that is. That guy's a superstar. Yeah, he dropped that pass. I didn't know passes. Wait till you see it. Dude. There was one word. This full laid out like it was 1991. Completely flat. Didn't get it. And I thought that would have been the catch of the year game one. If he caught that. I don't know. But I do know this. The Eagles quarterback, whoever that is, the hurts Jalen hurts guy.

[Marty]

They couldn't stop him when they were doing. First of all. First of all, I don't like how the whole league took our tush push. First of all, that's very. We need a better name. It's one.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. That sounds like gay sex.

[Marty]

Yeah. It couldn't consist.

[Mario Neil]

Push.

[Marty]

We need to get 1 yard and Josh Allen just drives up the middle and they can't stop him. We coined that. I'm pretty sure.

[Mario Neil]

No, you didn't.

[Marty]

We. In my mind we did.

[Mario Neil]

Steve Young, Joe Montana, Carri Bradshaw. Everybody does that.

[Marty]

We're talking about my awareness here. So now they're talk. Now they're. They. They couldn't stop it. Literally. The Eagles, like, did that.

[Mario Neil]

The Bills lose the first game so bad. Just the first one. I hope to win the super bowl so this guy can be happy. Just give him one super bowl for us, please. But that first game. I hope it's a blowout. Marty, just to talk next.

[Marty]

We'll see. We'll see.

[Mario Neil]

But then the rest of them will be fine. They're not.

[Marty]

Josh Allen's good anyway. This game took forever because I'm. I'm not. All right, first of all, I'll give it up to. Yeah, I watched. I watched it.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, wow.

[Marty]

I'm gonna give it up to Saquon Barkley. He's amazing.

[Mario Neil]

That guy's a badass. He's. Dude.

[Marty]

Unreal. They can't stop him. He was mushm. He like. He's.

[Mario Neil]

I saw that one.

[Marty]

Hand your face out of the ground.

[Mario Neil]

And get the first. And got the first right. I rewound it last night to show Rosie.

[Marty]

It was ridiculous.

[Mario Neil]

It was. I haven't got onto sports. He went, spun, got the first. Like, it was a.

[Marty]

He's a monster.

[Mario Neil]

He's a monster.

[Marty]

He's like such a nice guy.

[Mario Neil]

He's gonna get six yards on you. That's an unstoppable force.

[Marty]

So I'm there. There's me not hating. And Jalen hurts. They could not stop him with one yard to go. It was ridiculous.

[Mario Neil]

Michael Vick with a better arm. This fool is leaning forward at all times like he's gonna get positive yards. He ran two of the first touchdowns in, walked in, he took out the.

[Marty]

Audio guy and he didn't need to. I didn't like that. Like, he was going out of bounds and the dude barely pushed him. Jalen hurts could have spun out of the way.

[Mario Neil]

Gotcha.

[Marty]

As an audio guy, I didn't appreciate that.

[Mario Neil]

As an audio guy. As an audio guy. Plant your feet.

[Marty]

You got somebody's gotta be ready to spin out of the way. There was a.

[Mario Neil]

There.

[Marty]

There was a lightning strike within six miles of the stadium. So they paused the game for an hour and a half and in the middle of the third quarter and just glazed Dak Prescott the whole time.

[Mario Neil]

What do you mean? Why would they.

[Marty]

As a safety concern, they made everybody clear the stadium, basically for an hour and a half.

[Mario Neil]

The fans.

[Marty]

The fans cleared this. The. The players were roaming around the stadium getting food. And then the. The. They brought the game back.

[Mario Neil]

No, it's r. They have that in the highlights. Dude.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

Are you shitty? Yeah.

[Marty]

It was like a weird. A weird game.

[Mario Neil]

Since when does a lightning strike cause for concern?

[Marty]

It wasn't even raining when they stopped the game. It happened within a certain radius of the arena. Some shit. Some weird.

[Mario Neil]

That's goofy.

[Marty]

Some sketchy shit.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. Something. Some cart, some mafia thing.

[Marty]

Something happened where they had to clear that arena.

[Mario Neil]

That's. That's weird. You don't clear the arena out. That's the first time that's ever happened.

[Marty]

I've never. In all my years of watching football in horrible weather, I've never heard of that happening.

[Mario Neil]

So this Jalen Hurts guy's good. I don't know who he is, but I do know this.

[Marty]

That guy, your best friend Michael Jordan was at the game because they sponsor Jalen Hurts, I think is the first NFL athlete sponsored by Jordan. And they. Jordan is going to be. Jordan was at the game and looking.

[Mario Neil]

For new people to trade. This damn jerk. I think I could steal this guy. I wish I could kidnap this one.

[Marty]

They made a. They showed like this epic brand campaign. They did. They did a shot of Jalen Hurts. You remember the iconic shot of Jordan.

[Mario Neil]

Cigar.

[Marty]

With the cigar. Exhausted. I think he was crying.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. When he's holding the. They.

[Marty]

They got the similar shot of Jalen when he won the Super Bowl. He looked like he was smoking a blunt all the way. He was smoking it. He had the trophy. Love Hurts.

[Mario Neil]

I like that.

[Marty]

Come on. Billion dollar goddamn tagline for that campaign. Let's love it.

[Mario Neil]

I like that.

[Marty]

See? Not hating on this all the way.

[Mario Neil]

We'll see. I just like seeing quarterbacks young and it's like, oh, we got years of this guy. Let's go. It's gonna be fun. That guy, number 98. Something Jalen. What's his name? Something Carter. This guy.

[Marty]

Well, hold on.

[Mario Neil]

Professionals, bro.

[Marty]

First of all, watch. So this is where the controversy comes in, because people are saying that I. I only watched this once. They're saying that he spit on him first. But then what's the whole thing? You watch this clip here? I didn't really watch it. I don't know if he's spitting on the ground.

[Mario Neil]

Also, there's two cowboys in front of Dax. He's not even close to Carter yet. Okay, look.

[Marty]

Oh, okay. They're walking up to the line and he spits on the ground.

[Mario Neil]

Anything? He's gonna spit on his own players first.

[Marty]

It looks like he spit on himself a little bit.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. Okay, then go to the actual clip. This guy. I gotta be honest. This guy needs to.

[Marty]

Oh, wait, hold on. No, he's talking. He looked up when he did that.

[Mario Neil]

You should be. They're playing football. He's a starting quarterback. He should be talking to him. But he spit on the ground.

[Marty]

Okay.

[Mario Neil]

And then they weren't getting into an altercation. So basically they get an altercation. Dax Prescott, this other guy, and this other guy being a millionaire. Wake. Going to Pop Warner league, going to middle school, going to high school, going to college, coming into. Into the NFL. No. Better to not do some first like this dude.

[Marty]

You won the super bowl last year.

[Mario Neil]

That guy right there has no integrity at all. I don't like him. I don't. With him. I think he shouldn't even be on the field right now. That's. Punching a fool in the face, breaking a guy's leg. Yo, it's that. That's. That's football. Like you guys do. There you go, spitting in someone's face. And the official was right there. Nope. To throw the spits, right? No. Hell no. That's not even. It's not a. You're a professional. He should be out for three games. You know what I'm saying?

[Marty]

I would kick him off the team.

[Mario Neil]

They should kick him. The.

[Marty]

You guys won the super bowl last year, and you got a dude hawking.

[Mario Neil]

A loogie on the quarterback face right in front of the rest in their tunnel. Obviously. What was said. He's in their huddle and spits in his face. Even if it's not in his face, the fact that you went.

[Marty]

It's pretty grimy.

[Mario Neil]

Nope. Done.

[Marty]

I'm supposed to shoot him for that. Supposed to pull out.

[Mario Neil]

I think I've talked about this before. This kid, I can't remember his name. Chris. I don't remember his name. I was at McNamara Park. We used to practice right there. My second year of football. I'm the starting center. I'm the captain of the line. I'm a nose tackle. I love hitting drills. It's fun, you know? This one kid, he was a year older than me, went to my school, this light skinned black kid, he thought he was a little gang bang. He had a little jerry curl, little, thought he was hard. Wore anchor blue jeans. He wore the belt that had your initial, that one initial in it. You know that, that metal belt that you could slip through, you pull it that the Mexicans wear.

[Marty]

Okay.

[Mario Neil]

He has a middle initial, that little. You have to slide the little metal to lock it. It has like the cutout. Middle, middle initial. He was one of those kids, he thought he was hard, he was nice. He wasn't a big dick. He wasn't a dick or nothing. And he started being a little. He was a second and third string strong safety and cornerback. You're lucky to be on the team is what I'm saying. Your mom paid for you to be on this team. It's Pop Warner. That's why you're not off the team because you're dog. He thought he was real cool at school. He was older than me and I'm a year younger. So he's really two years older than me. And I'm in seventh grade, he's in eighth grade. We're standing there waiting for practice to start. And we're all talking circles, eating sunflower seeds. And I turn, he goes. Spits a mouthful of speeds in my face, unprovoked buckshot. Didn't say anything to him. Didn't do anything at first, like to. Cause that I remember, we're all talking, I turned, I remember, I. I go under my face. Seeds are like cracked, cracked seeds, like he already chewed them. And I went like that, went, what the. And everybody looked at me. I'm like, what was that? And he said something smart and did it again. And I remember, I was just like, I have to kill this guy. What am I gonna do? I have to. And he was like a gangster kid. He was older than me, he wasn't bigger than me, but he was like an older gangbanger kid, you know, like. And I looked at him like, what is wrong with you? And he started laughing. And then I shoved him. And then he said, take your helmet off and fight me like a man. He said, we're in seventh grade, we're not even men. And my. You just spit on me and you're telling me to fight like a man? I'm gonna kill you. And I started yelling at him and I showed him, he showed me. He's like, you're a. You won't take your helmet off. And fight me. It's like, you, I just got here. Why'd you spit on me? What is happening? Like, total ignorance from him. I didn't do anything. And then tell me to act like a man. You just spit on me. I don't think you understand what that means, dude. And then I remember I'm yelling, and the coach comes over and yells at me. He's like, what are you doing? Because I was chasing him. He's hella faster than me. He's a cornerback. So he was like, new. I couldn't get to him. So he was like, yeah, I'm not fighting. I was like, I'm gonna kill this fool. And the coach came over, and I started yelling, this spit on me. And he stopped and went, what? I go, he spit in my face twice. And then before practice started, he goes, all right, come here. Come here, cj. Fuck you. That's your name. He's all, head up. All practice. Both of you, head up. Hitting drills, just me and him running for 15 yards. And I went, yeah. I clipped my helmet in because I took it off already. I was like, all day right now. I was like, come on, let's go. Come on. Come on. You want to spit my face? Come on. I cracked this kid maybe six times before he started bawling, bawling, crying. And he started holding his head, said he couldn't think and see, and he had to get rushed off home. I think I gave him a concussion.

[Marty]

Damn.

[Mario Neil]

Six hits. I was dipping my helmet right in his face to match as hard as I could. I was leaving my feet to, like, Goldberg, spear this. And I remember the one time I lifted under his pads and I lifted him up and I dipped him on top of his helmet, and I thought, I think I just broke his foot. Neck. He was his cornerback. What's he gonna do? He tried to quit. Oh, the first three hits, he dodged him. And the coach said, do it again. You're off my team. I remember he said, simone Full came up, had my backs like, you do it again, you're going home. You're never showing up again. You're going to be off this team. Hit three times. I hit the ground because he kept dodging. And he laughed. And I remember thinking, like, I'm not gonna get this guy. You guys gonna let him dodge? And then he's like, you're off my. I remember he yelled. I was like, oh, my God. I remember the first crack, I on top of him, laughing at his face. I'm like, all right, get up. And it Was nothing to me. I could have done 400 of them. This kid was gang banger, bawling, crying, tears, crying. I can't. And he took his helmet off and he was holding his head, crying, mom. And I was looking around like, let's never spoke another word to me. He was on my bus, never looked at me again. He never got no playing time. He was a. But I just remember, like, you spit on me. I didn't do anything. That's why I remember thinking, like, I didn't even do nothing. But it was so. I just remember the seeds. And I was like, it's mortifying.

[Marty]

People are pieces of.

[Mario Neil]

I remember looking at him like, they're wet. I'm gonna kill you. And then he did it again as I was talking. And it's like, face mask. You could hear it hit the face. I have a mouth guard in. But I'll never forget. Dude. Just like watching his mom pick him up was the funniest. He had his head down and he was walking, bawling. You ever seen a little gangbange or thug kid cry? It's the funniest in the world. Oh, at school. Oh, he wasn't. Oh, I couldn't wait to tell everybody at school. Like, that guy was bawling, crying yesterday because I hit. Hit him so hard. Yeah, no, he's not hard at all. Like, he was bawling, screaming, crying. The whole team saw it. Nobody thought he was hard anymore. It was. Kick that off the team is what I'm saying.

[Marty]

Thank you.

[Mario Neil]

I wasn't making millions of dollars a year. You're making millions of dollars a year. You're an example. You're on the. You're on tv. You're on the NFL and you're spitting on somebody. You should actually get the out of the league.

[Marty]

Arrest this guy.

[Mario Neil]

That's. Dude punching somebody in the face. Your anger, your sports guys, your athletes. Spitting on someone, no matter where you're at in the world is you have.

[Marty]

To be serial killer show.

[Mario Neil]

You have to get stabbed right now. You ever see I love New York when that white bit spit on her and she beat her ass. Exactly. You can't be spitting on people out you. That's it. That's the ultimate. Negate all questions and we're fighting right now. It has. It can't. You have to. It's disgusting. That's how you get shot. Anyway, where was Dog's teammates on that one? I love his reaction. He looks at the ref.

[Marty]

It's insane.

[Mario Neil]

For real. His face was like. There's no way he did that. He looked the rep. Watch. Play it one more time. His reaction is the best. Dude here spits on him. He looks at the ref. For real.

[Marty]

For real.

[Mario Neil]

That's what he did. He's just doing this. He's putting his hand. That's what I did. I went, are you serious? You're in disbelief. You're not even mad at first. You're in disbelief, and then you go, wait, I'm gonna you up. I've been there, dude. Except it was a mouthful of sunflower seeds. They hit me in the lips. Like, I was so pissed. They hit me in the mouth, everything.

[Marty]

That's disgusting.

[Mario Neil]

And my mouth wasn't closed. I had a male card in.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

So it's like slightly open. I remember all of it. Dude, that kid. Oh, I'm gonna look him in the. I guarantee he's got three different baby moms, does not have a job. He's one of those. You dude. I remember that. I'll never forget. He thought he was so hard.

[Marty]

The Eagles shifted into my second least favorite team after this game, and their fans were being pieces of doing the Cowboys suck. Yeah, the Cowboys sucked. You guys won the super bowl last year. Supposed to beat the out of the Cowboys.

[Mario Neil]

I mean, that's one by like four.

[Marty]

This is me hating this. Back to hating.

[Mario Neil]

I'll say. That's. That's very, very biased.

[Marty]

I'm looking for reasons to start. I'm looking.

[Mario Neil]

This is like arguing online's like, yeah, no, no. No matter what happens, I'm right.

[Marty]

You know what I mean? The Chiefs are so shitty. The Chiefs are almost.

[Mario Neil]

The Chiefs are an amazing team.

[Marty]

Are almost bumped out of the bottom of my hate list, and I'm almost ready to replace them with the Eagles. They're almost. The Chiefs are almost off my radar.

[Mario Neil]

Basically. Whoever is the biggest contender for the Bills, I hate.

[Marty]

That's how it goes.

[Mario Neil]

That's pretty much what this is.

[Marty]

And when this episode drops, this game with the Ravens will just have played out. So we'll see how far it's. It's the Sunday night prime time game. Bill's Ravens.

[Mario Neil]

Ravens, dude. Jamarcus. Or not Jamarcus Russell. What I always say, jamarcus Russell from the Raiders. Lamar Jackson is such a badass. I just don't know why you can't get those Super Bowls, man. I know we're talking about a lot of sports here, guys, but what happened? He's the best quarterback in the league. You can't even grab him if you can't hold him. And he has an arm. What are you supposed to do against the guy? It's all. It's like having a Josh Allen, except Josh Allen's not as fast. He's just a great runner, but has an arm. Does some dumb decisions sometimes, but so does Lamar Jackson. That's why he's not a Super Bowl. Both these guys are so fucking good, but they just can't win a Super Bowl. Dude. If you have time, guys, watch Lamar Jackson. High school highlights. It is not fair to watch. He's 28 only.

[Marty]

Oh, I thought he's over there.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, we got 10 more years in this guy.

[Marty]

Oh, he's younger than Josh.

[Mario Neil]

Wow.

[Marty]

Damn. Josh was born in 96.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. Let's go, dude. Patrick Mahomes, 20. Oh, we have. This is a new Peyton Manning era of, like, we're there greats right here. Let's go. All right. We got another couple years of some sick. I remember when I was a kid, my grandpa would be like, this new kid. This new kid. Like, why are you excited about some kid on the NFL? Now I get it. Like, 23 years old. This motherfucker's badass. I get it.

[Marty]

Wait my whole life for this. We're on top. The Patriots are in obscurity.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, they've been gone.

[Marty]

They banished Stefan Diggs to the Patriots. I love that.

[Mario Neil]

Why?

[Marty]

Yeah, but then he became like a cancer on the Bills, so then we got rid of him, and now we ended up in the Patriots, which is just funny to me.

[Mario Neil]

Me hope the Patriots win now. Just a spite Marty.

[Marty]

It's not going to happen.

[Mario Neil]

That's me. He's going to be hater than going to be a spider. Like, wow, I hope to lose. I'm going be the opposite now. That means we're good, but still root for him. No, it doesn't mean you're good. You can say I say about the Raiders.

[Marty]

No, We've been the underdogs. People been rooting for us as the underdogs this whole time.

[Mario Neil]

Now Buffalo fans has been rooting for Buffalo.

[Marty]

America's been America's team.

[Mario Neil]

This guy's crazy. Josh Allen looks like any lumberjack you have to. He needs that. That. That guy from the Bengals. What's that guy like?

[Marty]

Burrows. Burrows, like, Josh Allen couldn't look more like a wholesome American.

[Mario Neil]

That's what I'm saying. He looks like. Like an American. I'm saying, like, your quarterback is always like, the star. Like, super. Like, Josh Allen's got, like, the. I wear Levi's jeans, which is Great. He's like the four. He's like the. The. The Brett Favre. He's like American White. I got an arm on me.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

I'm trying to win.

[Marty]

You're saying Burrow's all swaggy and he's got superstars.

[Mario Neil]

Yes, he's got, like, a superstar, like, Joe Namath vibe from the 70s, which I like. We'll see who wins. All right, There we go. Who? What's up next? We talked about that. We talked about that. Please tell me what's talked. I don't know what you're saying. What is Kanye west currency?

[Marty]

I don't really know so much about it either, except for the fact that it sounds like it's actually past just having a clean the out of you. Like that.

[Mario Neil]

You clean the out of this one. Let's go.

[Marty]

It's like, past having a bitcoin but actually having, like, a banking system and, like, a debit card along with it.

[Mario Neil]

So he's trying to fight the earth. You can't start a banking system without.

[Marty]

Getting your family the Easy Meme coin. Yeah, this dropped August.

[Mario Neil]

The Easy Meme.

[Marty]

Easy money. A crypto system.

[Mario Neil]

Easy money is so hard. Yeah. Not the easy Coin. Easy money. I gotta be honest, dude. My family's Jewish. I get it. He's very anti Semitic, which is allowed to be. He's allowed to not like a certain group of people. He's do what you think. I'm not supporting that. It's just. You're allowed to be mad at people, but to come out and say, all people are this all Jewish. This all. You're a ignorant.

[Marty]

It's an ecosystem that consists of three main parts. The easy token, the yay pay, and the easy card.

[Mario Neil]

He's got to call the African American Express, like his lyrics. The black card. Is that a black car? Oh, yes.

[Marty]

Payment processing service that reduces merchant fees by accepting Easy Tokens and traditional American Express.

[Mario Neil]

Damn, that first album was class.

[Marty]

Oh, my God.

[Mario Neil]

Breathe in, breathe out.

[Marty]

Jesus walks. Stacy Dash. You know what I mean? All that through the wire. Come on.

[Mario Neil]

He couldn't afford a car so named a daughter Alexis.

[Marty]

That was a ghetto with. I remember I worked. I worked with a girl named Mercedes. Mercedes Burns. Shout out.

[Mario Neil]

That's hard. That's a sick name.

[Marty]

B Y R N E S. Sorry for doxing you like that, but that was a ghetto ass name. That was kind of sick.

[Mario Neil]

My brother the one from that. I talk about the set. His homie named his daughter Mary Jane. His son Blunt. Birth certificate.

[Marty]

That's just Hitting the nail right on the head.

[Mario Neil]

I like weed a lot. I think you guys know that. Never catch me doing that. Never catch me doing that, Dude. Brian Tricom Araujo. What the Nancy Middleman. Araujo. Kanye West. We stopped buying your shoes, dog. We're not doing crypto corn. You think the guy that went bankrupt should be helping us with our money? No. You couldn't even keep your wife, dog. No, dude, you got. You got canceled by Adidas. Do you think we want to do your currency?

[Marty]

Wasn't he just complaining that they, like, canceled his bank account or some.

[Mario Neil]

That's probably why he's doing that.

[Marty]

That could be.

[Mario Neil]

Jewish people control money. So he's probably like, no, they're against me. They might be. No one's on your side, man. There's a way of going. Yeah, there's a way of going about things. I like. I like to make fun of politics. I know people are getting mad. It's funny that that. That song solidified to me that you're too far gone, and that's all it is. It's okay to be too far gone. We'll always remember pink shirt Kanye. I'll always remember window shade glasses.

[Marty]

I was with you up to a love lockdown era.

[Mario Neil]

It's totally cool, dude. I was with you until you went blonde. A little after that is when it went nuts, when you started just going out the wall. When they put him in the same, I think they swapped this from some, like, a Kenyan Kanye. They got some fool that looked just like. It was like, yog, you're gonna act insane sane for a while, okay? I don't trust it. I don't know what's going on with this guy, but I know he's one of the greatest musicians, producers, rappers to ever live ever. Probably still is. The greatest producer that, like, this fool has been doing so much for so long, for so many people, and making people superstars.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

While going, hey, if I never rapped, I created Easy. Like, the streetwear brand. What? It's like Bobby Hundreds. Like, yeah, I'm also Led Zeppelin. Like, what the. How that's you. Same guys like Bo Jackson. Like, dude, you play two sports, man. Get out of here, dude. Get two checks.

[Marty]

Can we talk about how Dave Blunt's inherited his beef with 52 or whatever and how funny that is?

[Mario Neil]

Okay, so remember on here, he was talking. I was like, you got to do the 50 cent video. We're upside down doing crunches.

[Marty]

Wow.

[Mario Neil]

So I commented. I told him that because he's talking about Doing a video. I'm like, do the 50 cents. Cent upside down crunches. And then he did the video of him, 50 Cent. And as I put. Dude, I know you're really gonna do that. I was joking. So now he has a beef with 50 Cent. For what?

[Marty]

Because Kanye had a beef for 50 Cent. Then 50 posted. They've always. I don't know, just 50 talk to everybody.

[Mario Neil]

They've always, 50 Cent has a little boy in his head and he's like that. He's just poking fun at everybody. Let him be, dude. 50 Cent is like, who's the equivalent of, like, who's the equivalent of our era? You know what I mean? Like, no, I'm saying, like our kid, the way he is now, just talking about. He's the Mark Marin of the rap community. Mark Marin is going off and on every comedian. That's 50, dude.

[Marty]

Yeah, you got that. But he. He posted a picture of Dave and was like, kanye, this your man. If I see him, I'm gonna push him down a flight of stairs. I think that's what you kick it off.

[Mario Neil]

That's funny.

[Marty]

And then Dave took that as okay, now I'm on you. Like what? Of course it's hor, though. Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

Hey, man. 50 Cent, we with you heavily. You're the man. Come take a seat. I'm g. Come take a seat.

[Marty]

In case you forgot, by the way.

[Mario Neil]

Come sit down, dude. Just come take a seat. We'll make you laugh. We'll talk about a bunch of stuff. I'm against.

[Marty]

My G unit picture. Got me April, by the way. I. I could have pulled all kinds of off that G unit picture.

[Mario Neil]

There it is.

[Marty]

The first.

[Mario Neil]

She was just the first. Oh, God. Jesus Christ.

[Marty]

That's real.

[Mario Neil]

Do you knit? What?

[Marty]

Come on. I was listening to that the whole way up here.

[Mario Neil]

What? What? What? My stepdad, the white Aryan, showed me 50 Cent because he had the first album was classic. The one.

[Marty]

Well, what do you mean, first album?

[Mario Neil]

First mainstream.

[Marty]

The first mainstream album, yeah.

[Mario Neil]

And then I remember the one. What was the song? Many men. What was it? The song shoot your gr. Shoot your mom's house up and see where. What does he say? Something like that. We talked about going, see where you're at. We shoot your mom's house and wait for yourself. And I remember he's the only thing he said, he's like, never do that. That's the one lesson he gave me of that whole album is like, you never involve someone.

[Marty]

Don't show up his mom's house.

[Mario Neil]

It's like, that's one thing you never do. And he made it a point to me to tell me, like, you never do. Like, all right, dog. I'm not going to be a prisoner, dude.

[Marty]

I'm not.

[Mario Neil]

I'm not you. I promise I'm not going to do it.

[Marty]

So I have this friend restricted. You got to hear this real quick. It's because we're talking about 15.

[Mario Neil]

It's the AI crossovers, but it's good. You're going to get us. You're going to get us. You're going to get us copywritten. Striked. It's going to get striked. Play five seconds of it only.

[Marty]

No, we gotta rock out. So you gotta watch unrestricted. This is good. The whole song is good.

[Mario Neil]

The whole episode's gonna be toast. We can talk about what we talked about last week. We can't copyright people's music.

[Marty]

But this is AI. Who owns this.

[Mario Neil]

Doesn't matter. Still the tones and. And YouTube picks up the sounds. I promise you. How many times I've got a copyright strike. All right.

[Marty]

No, you're right. You're right.

[Mario Neil]

All right. You're right.

[Marty]

I was just. We were talking about it. So tune in. Non restricted. This is good.

[Mario Neil]

I know what it is. There's so many of those Marty's. Marty's like a. Like a old grandpa. Have you heard of this voiceover stuff? He's a production sound person. Did you know they're doing 50 Cent songs and Nat King Cole sounds is tough.

[Marty]

Maybe we won't work out and.

[Mario Neil]

Makes me want to work out. Okay, I got one more thing to talk about. October 1st. Get ready. The papers are dropping. October 1st is a Wednesday. PUFFCON is the 4th and 5th dropping. October 1st. 4th and 5th. We will have an activation at PUFFCON. I don't want to say what it is, but we'll have a net. Yeah, I can. I'm gonna have people walking around with those big suspenders on that. There used to be people walk around goes, you need a rolling tray. And it was. They'd walk around with this big platform on, just walking, walk up, roll on it. Walk up, take some papers, walk up. Here's the grinder. And it's all on this guy's mobile rolling tray. And he walks around the cups. That's what he used to do. So I'm gonna hire two of those people and give away free papers and a place to roll. And that's what. That's what the little free. I don't want to go to puffcon and sell these papers. Like, these papers are an accumulation of everything I've ever done. Holding these papers in my hand made me more stoked than any product I've ever had. He's like, I use this every day, and now it's mine. And they're good. Oh, dude. I have no excuses. So the first initial feel, I want you guys to get them for free. I don't want to, like, sell them to you at puffcon. So they're just gonna be for free. Come up if you see a dude. I'll just tell you now in blue. You'll see it. I'll announce everything. I just want to announce the name yet. I already locked everything down. Everything's ready to go. I have a seating list. I'm sending a bunch of people boxes. I got these boxes being made. A bunch of cool stuff. Like, I'm being a real company about this. Yeah, I'm excited. So besides that, October 1st, they drop. They will be on our website. I will announce everything. You'll know the site, you'll know the name, you know where to go, you know, the Instagram, everything. So I'm going to change my backup Dopajol account to that page so I have the page to save the name. I'm gonna swap them. So if you're following my old account, you'll be following the account automatically. But I will show you when it gets closer. You'll know exactly what the name is. Everything. The website, we're gonna individually ship. We're doing everything we got wholesale down. If you have a. There'll be a wholesale button on the site. Click it, go straight through, you can do full running company fully ready to go. I'm very excited. I've. I'm already decided to give away a quarter of the inventory. Like the whole shipment I got, I'm gonna give away a quarter of it. It. Even if you're gonna buy, I'm just gonna, like, here first to get it out there. That and I want people to go, oh, this is good paper. Like, I know. Let's go. I'm not trying to talk. I just. We did some comparisons, and John is the pickiest on earth. I don't want to say what other brands, but comparable brand. Like, dude, our. We have a 0.1 millimeter thinner than most thin papers on the market. When I rolled mine and smoked it, it's like the paper was not there. Like, I didn't. There was no tape. Like, it was just gone. It was just enough to hold it into a cylinder. Like, you can see it. Like Melt away. Not like melt away and burn away. I'm looking at it going, where's the shitty part? Like, haven't found it and I like it. I love that. So October 1st is dropping. You guys can go check it out. Thank you for supporting. I'm going to be doing a lot of, lot of giveaways at first just to get everybody to be able to try it. And like a pack of papers might last you a long time. You might not buy. That's fine. I want you to try it. This is like my 20 year plan. This is not like, oh, I need to make a bunch of money right now. I don't care. I don't care. This is a brand that I know is going to be. When I go to Vase and I'm faced, I stop by the liquor store real quick like, oh, get some alcohol for the rig. Oh, our papers. Yeah, that's what I'm excited for. I have pop ups for smoke shops. I have pop ups. I have the idea. I'll just give you the idea now. You know what? Let me just, let me just wait. Why give it away? I'll tell you after. It's gonna be fun. So when you walk and go, oh, those are these paper, like, yeah, they are. It's gonna be fun. Blazey Susan, shout out to you. Blazey builds. Thank you. They build everything, make everything. They can make all my posters. All my everything. I get to make fun posters now. Like when you go into a smoke shop, I get to make like goofy, wild do like random like my old pictures. I'm gonna be honest. All the I used to do for Raw, I'm now doing for myself. And that's just a fact. I ran that page. I did. I did so much at the beginning, like with fun, goofy, random pictures. I use the office a lot because it's a paper company. I use that. Like, I can't wait to do it for myself. There's gonna be so much fun stuff. I want to do posters of like people we like and people we know. Like some big joint smoker that we know. Like, yo, put them on a. Almost said it. Put them on a poster. Put them in every smoke shop in America. And when you walk in like, oh, that's his so and so ad for Thomas's company. Sick. You know what I mean? Like, imagine like a psychedelic Josh Wolf was a joy's in his mouth papers.

[Marty]

The baby, baby finger, baby hand.

[Mario Neil]

So much stuff we could do. Oh, could you imagine? I want to do a little me ot Step brothers too sick. With the papers and the paper ad, like the old, the old school 70s look with it's like kind of faded. With the pack of papers where it's kind of like grainy, you know, like the old cigarette ads where they'd hold it, they'd hold it like that. Oh, I can't wait. All the old. Was it most amazing, most interesting man in the world. I can't wait to get a suit, do black and white pictures, you know what I mean? With a little pack of papers, like ashing. All that stuff's sick, dude. We can now do anything we want because it's not weed. Not it. This is the problem with the dopest. I can only advertise so much. It's weed, it's pens. Yeah, you get. It's new flavors, new flavor. Cool, cool, cool. But it's thca. Not everybody smokes thca. Everybody smokes the paper. If you like joints. Not everybody wants to buy my shirts. Not everybody wants to buy weed on their shirts. Not everyone wants to listen to a two hour podcast. Not everybody wants to watch my weed videos. But if you'll smoke weed. You like papers. I want people to smoke papers and go, I don't know who owns this. This is a big company. I don't know who this is exactly. I want to just be synonymous with like, oh yeah, cannabis culture, those papers, all that blue. You know what it is with that certain blue. I'm excited. I'm very excited, guys. Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate it. Really appreciate you guys. This is so awesome. Too sick. What a fun episode. I'm going to say an hour and 38, 36.

[Marty]

Big couple shout outs. Big shout out to our puffcon winner. Sent your information over to Puffco. Be getting your tickets, getting your shout out to everybody that entered that. We did get some bots on that.

[Mario Neil]

Going, so stop being an one. Dude dropped like 300 comments.

[Marty]

Not cool.

[Mario Neil]

Of different people. He added, that means you manually did that. You took that much time.

[Marty]

It did say you could add as many as you want.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, we get it. But hundreds? You think I don't look at you and go, I'm not picking you.

[Marty]

Thomas manually picks like.

[Mario Neil]

There was 8,200 comments and I went through all of them. I was scrolling and I noticed that the same person was on like three accounts doing the same thing because they were the same type of way. He was messaging or she with different names. Don't do that, dude. That's like, yeah, we get. But that's like calling the radio Station over and over and over and over. And it's like, dude, come chill out. Well, you said don't say it if you don't mean it. We did mean it. We're just letting you know a little excessive, that's all. Just letting you know a little excessive. When you drop. If I scroll over 30 times and it's still just you, your copy and paste bodying us, that's not cool. Yeah, yeah. You get more comments, lose a more engagement. I don't want fake engagement. I'd rather have 200 comments and 8,000 fake ones. No, that's why you didn't win, man. I'll let you know. Now there's a little rule. I will never pick a spammer. That's not fair, dude. Not cool. Not fair. That's like somebody buying the raffle tickets. Like there's 800 tickets. Why about 790 of them? Like you're a. There's 800 people here. Nobody else got tickets because of you. That's how I feel. It's pl.

[Marty]

It's like we were trying to say, if you have a bunch of homies, feel free to tag two of them or whatever.

[Mario Neil]

Damn, dude. Some of you were tagging me because you tagged so many people. Come on.

[Marty]

If you don't have any homies, you feel free to tag us for sure.

[Mario Neil]

But it wasn't that. It was 800. 800 of them was starting to tag me a bunch of times like, yo, you're really just like juicing this. I get it, guys. And some of you guys are like, damn, that F's a dick. Call me a dick. That's not fair to people. That's all. I don't care.

[Marty]

Also, I want to send a real big shout out to you guys for supporting our Etha. This whole time on the website, we haven't been promoting Etha. You guys have been supporting Etha through the website so much to the point that we just did a deal with EA and you're going to be seeing this on our socials coming up later in the month. It's going to be super sick where you're going to be able to go get the dope as usual branded in stores Q1 of next year. So big shout out to Ethica and everybody for supporting because we really haven't even been promoting it.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, it's not a Push Trees club. It's a Dope as usual club.

[Marty]

Dope as usual times Ethica code. Dope as usual 20 on ethica.com. go there now. It's going to get you 20 off.

[Mario Neil]

But it's going stores now.

[Marty]

Collection Ethica. It's gonna go way further. They got the sick. We've talked about it. The Ethica HQ is sick as and they're activating. They're like, whatever you guys need, we'll show up. Bam. Like, you guys want to do giveaways. You guys got live shows. We're gonna do activations. Like, it's. It's like a partnership and we've been. I've loved you guys know, we've talked about it. So shout out to you guys for making that happen.

[Mario Neil]

Gonna be sick. It's gonna be tight. In stores too.

[Marty]

Literally in stores.

[Mario Neil]

Very cool. All right, let's get out of here.

[Marty]

About to bang out a quick unrestricted and you are going to.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, so this is what's going on. I have to. My. Oh, my birthday's tomorrow. Sick. I'm gonna do that. Rosie has some stuff planned or whatever. Sunday, I leave it, like, not. It's Monday morning, not Sunday morning. Sunday I'm going to meet with alex legato and legato 7. Or do it. Because we have. We have a collab dropping September 16th. La Dopa Shop Times Alex or Times Legato 7. We're doing flower and pre rolls. We're doing a collab, like a. Like a launch with them. Sunday, I'll be filming for, like, hopefully not eight hours, but Sunday we're gonna be gone all day doing the commercial and shoot because they're on tour, so tomorrow's the only day they can meet before the drop.

[Marty]

That's cool. I love that guy.

[Mario Neil]

His vibe is so cool.

[Marty]

He's so cool.

[Mario Neil]

So. Oh, yeah, I went to the show the other day. Shout out to you guys for inviting us. Went to the show the other day. People love music, man. It's. It's just crazy. Like, every genre has such a fan base.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

There was so many people waiting in line a lot. They were cool. The whole team, they're all them are cool as hell. We did interviews in Spanish and then they would look at me. I went, come on. It was funny to me. But he was doing the Spanish and I would say some in English, not knowing what they said. Like, yeah. Anyway, it worked out. It was fun and we have a collab coming out with them and it's going to be sick. So that's what I'm doing Sunday. And then I'm going to Mexico. I don't. I don't remember where Rosie booked it. I don't remember Where. But I'm going to Mexico. To a vegetarian. Not a vegetarian, but a vegetarian friendly resort.

[Marty]

Interesting.

[Mario Neil]

And apparently they. I'm trying. They get your macros, what you want to do in a day, what you want to eat, what you're trying to goal is. And they come and bring that to you when you want it. It's like a health resort.

[Marty]

Nice.

[Mario Neil]

I'm trying. We're on a vacation. And I was like, you know what? We don't ever really do stuff that doesn't involve art. We're filming, we're going to do this, we're going to do that. And I don't go anywhere. But now I'm not as scared of flying. I told her, hey, book a flight. Let's go somewhere. Just go. Yeah. Also, I got a New York trip coming up. I don't know when, but coming up soon. I'll be out there very soon. I don't want to say what magazines, but some big, big ass magazines. I'm supposed to do some interviews out there and possibly sway in the morning.

[Marty]

No random, right? How'd that happen?

[Mario Neil]

Ryan.

[Marty]

Oh, nice.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, my. My friend Ryan, DJ afterthought. He's the man. He's in every room in the world. He knows every artist. Ryan almost won a Grammy last year. He didn't get it, but still, he just. Oh, my homie. That does the Mac. Used to all the Mac Miller stuff. Remember I told you my friend gave me an album my 30th birthday. That's him. He's the one that gave me that album. And I hired him. He's part of. I hired him. He's part of the paper company. Man, that would have sucked. He's part of the paper company and he's gonna help me get this out and help me. He's an artist relations type of guy. I'm very excited. Dude. We got some stuff coming up with F1 with the paper company. We're not even launched yet. So we will be at the F1 races in Vegas. Oh, no, not in Vegas. I can't remember what he said. We'll be at the F1 Vegas. F1 races. I'm gonna do Coachella, I believe, and then two other big events and we haven't even launched yet. Dude, I'm excited. Like, I'm telling you, this is. We're allowed to be in the room. We're not going to be. Not going to censor because it's weed. It's like, this is papers, rolling papers. It's. I can go everywhere with it. I don't have to be scared. I love it so much. And everyone loves papers, man. And at the end of this, we're gonna make money on it. Like, at the end of all of it, I have to remember, oh, yeah, we're gonna get rich off this. It's gonna be so sick. Cool. Let's go.

[Marty]

Best case scenario for like, I always.

[Mario Neil]

That's always the last thought, but it always at the end, go goes. Oh, that's right. We're gonna get paid off this. This is gonna help us. Yeah. I just want it to be successful. And being successful is financially successful. When you sell stuff, that's what happens. But it wasn't the first thing. And I think that's why our works because it's never the first thing I'm thinking about, like, oh, well, we're gonna make money on it. My naspur's gonna be this the. All right. That's all I have to say. Let's get out of here.

[Marty]

Appreciate you guys.

[Mario Neil]

Thanks, guys. Thanks. I'll be in Mexico. Come back a little Tanner.

[Marty]

Let us know.

[Mario Neil]

Not Danny show.

[Marty]

By the way, we've. We've interviewed so many people. Who do you guys want to see?

[Mario Neil]

We're running out of ideas. What. What directions do we go? Who else do you want to see? We.

[Marty]

We just invested a lot of money in this live stream gear. So that is a direction we're going to be looking.

[Mario Neil]

Unrestricted. Will definitely be live soon. We got all our stuff. We're still trying to figure out this live, but we will. I'm excited. It's gonna be sick. I'll be gone. But we should definitely test this. The live stuff for sure. I don't know. Like, I mean, I'll be gone for three days. I just don't want to test it when we're doing an episode.

[Marty]

We'll get in before we, you know.

[Mario Neil]

But I won't be here, so you have to have Omar come and sit in. Sorry. Let's talk about this after. Guys, thank you so much for being here. We really appreciate you. Shout out to you for the flower mill drop. Almost completely sold out. Let's go. The bong drop. Completely sold out. Next Wednesday. Taste Tuesday. Tomorrow. Our shirt drops are. Are all over. Crazy. Most expensive thing shirt we've ever dropped. Guys, thank you so much. This is Mario Neil.

[Marty]

Appreciate you guys. The best.

[Mario Neil]

I've been dope. Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate you. Remember, September 17th, Hollywood Laugh Factory. Go get some tickets. Go get your tickets. I'll be performing at the Hollywood Laugh Factory me. It's gonna be so sick. Let's get out of here. Passing the Ice House. Hit me back.

[Marty]

I knew it.

[Mario Neil]

Let's go, guys. Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate it. Have a dope ass day. Perfect. Perfect. Perf.