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Remember blitz football?
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Of course.
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Like, that was different, bro.
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Remember? They remade it, bro. When you tackle, do you see the bones, bro?
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No homo. It's hard me for life, bro. You could pop somebody scrotum on that.
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Yeah, it's a good game.
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No, that was too much, bro.
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Did you ever start doing it at school after you played blitz? We started playing tackle heavy after blitz came out.
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I wasn't aiming for scrotum though.
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I was, man. I was high knees. High knees to the dick.
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I was. Is insane. Hey, man.
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Hey, man. I'mma throw it and catch it. It.
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Oh. Whoa.
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Damn it. Everything is. You're right. You're right. You're. You're not wrong.
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No, not everything, but I'mma throw it and catch it as one of them.
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You're not. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Perfect. Perf. Perfect. Perfect. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dope as yolo, whatever you want to call me. This is my co host, Marty o'. Neill.
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What's up, guys?
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What's up, guys? We're here. You see the thumbnail? You see the title? We've been talking about this for like two years. It's finally here, everybody. Welcome. Baby Tron. What's up, man?
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Yo, yo, yo. What's the deal? What's the deal? What's the deal?
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Thanks for coming through.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Also, the most fun interactive change I've we've had on the show. That really whistles. It's real. It's tight as hell. Oh, hold on. Marty. Joint?
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Yes, please. Thank you.
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All right, so you're in album mode. You're in coach mode right now.
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Yeah, I'm in coach mode.
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So you're in coach mode in terms of like, I'm running all plays. Is that what you're talking about?
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Exactly.
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Who's your favorite quarterback
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right now? I say Lamar Jackson. I don't want to go against the grain and say. I want to say Jared Goff, but he's just gotta do a little more, bro.
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He's not enough.
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He. Ah.
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They flip flopped. LA and Detroit. I'm going to the chin and Matt
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Staffer went with a super.
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Let's go on his middle. He's badass though, man. I.
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With Matt Stafford. I'm be honest, honestly, now that I think about it, I might say Matt Stafford.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay. All time. Not current.
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All time.
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I always say Lamar Jackson right now too. I think he's the most entertaining.
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Honestly, like, if I'm going Off childhood. I gotta go, Vic. Yeah, because of Madden, like playing the game.
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You can't touch me with Madden. It's on. Stop. He's Left, right, the L1, R2, and I'll juke you all the way up downfield. Yeah, yeah.
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I'm gonna go big all the time.
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All time quarterback.
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Yeah.
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All right. I think I go paid Manning still. He's like Forrest Gump.
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Tom Brady honorable mention because he went to Michigan.
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Okay, Tom Brady honorable mention, but also Mike Vick. All he did was fight some dogs.
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He didn't cheat.
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So we're gonna say that he did deflate gate. He just killed some dogs. It's a different. If you're another country that be praised right now. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. All right, cool. So you're in. You're in coach mode right now. You're running the plays. New album just dropped a couple days ago, actually.
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Yeah.
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Who is on the album for everyone that hasn't listened yet? I got out on bond again, by the way.
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I don't bond again. I got Georgiana on there. Rio, rio de Young, OG BOP, Kosher, 1900 Rugrat, and Scott's rapper out of Flint. He signed a Rio.
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Okay.
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Yeah. So I actually went to jail with. So it was. Oh, it was fitting that I threw him.
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Okay. Okay. So I don't know if you're too familiar with what we do here, but we like to get as high as we possibly can. Today we didn't do it, but we eat a lot of. Sometimes a little too. Too many mushrooms on here and it just goes left. We do a lot. We talk about a lot of things, man. So you ever seen Liar or the Cable Guy with Jim Carrey?
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I thought she was Larry the cable guy.
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No, not there. The cable guy.
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Not off the top of my head. I ain't seen it. I know who Jim Carrey is.
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Oh, wow. You would love it. You would love it. It's directed by Ben Stiller. He's kind of a. Jim Carrey's funny as. But he's a creep stalker in that movie, bro. It's. It's a different Jim Carrey movie. It's on 97. This is right after Liar Liar. Like, he's just popping.
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What genre is it?
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Dark humor.
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Okay.
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Comedy.
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Okay, so it is comedy.
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It's. It's funny. But if that happened in real life, I would have shot that, man.
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He's kind of the bad guy, but
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he's the bad guy in the movie for sure. In that movie. But he's funny. So that's how I grew up. Like, yo, my mom's on drugs. Watch tv, fool. Don't leave the house. Like, I. The reason I say is because you have so many references in your songs. It's like riding a mad lib at some points. It's like, it's like. It's like changing and Robot Chicken just like, next, next, next, next. That's how I feel.
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Robot Chicken was that.
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Yeah, that's how I. That's how I started. Like, yo, Robot Chicken, what's next? Stupid. This. Now something else. Something else in your memory from your kid. Like, oh, that's how I feel with your music. Especially with, I would say, like two or three songs of videos. You're. You're changing the beat 45 times, right? Are you not just from a fan perspective? Do you not get copyright strike or is it just under the time?
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No, you don't get. You don't get strike. That is really just content. Whatever the ID matches should now. So, like, somebody's getting paid off that shit also.
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It's not coming to you guys.
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Like, okay, like, for example, like, it really is like the first 45 seconds of the song or some shit. So, like, I think I want to say, like, maybe I started one of them with a polo G beat or some. And he might be getting there. It's like Lil Wayne or somebody.
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So does it matter after the first 45 seconds? I don't think so, because I.
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The first time I ever did 20 beats, I started off with my beat, so.
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So I got it.
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Yeah.
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All right. I was wondering, like, this was putting out so many songs, but yeah, with
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me, it ain't even about the money though, bro. Cause like, the last one I did, I put so much money into that just to know, like, I'm not about to get paid off this at all. Like, these aren't my songs. Life of independence, just for the art, for real.
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So can you describe what goes into it? Like, when you say that, what does that mean?
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Like, really, bro? Just trying to do the undone before for real and having fun. Like, I didn't did everything I rap from A to Z1 to 100 or named all 50 states on the song.
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Why was it New York? Am I missing something?
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But it's like, bro, it's something about every time I go to New York, bro, I lose, bro, bro. Like, something like, whether it's just the wrong food in my bag or like anything, like, it's just a loss, bro. It's like a dark cloud. Of aura or, you know, like, it's funny, bro. Like, realistically, bro, like, yeah, bro. From down to them breaking into the rental and something. It's dark cloud. It's always something in New York.
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That's San Francisco for me.
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But I love. That's why I say it's all love. But honestly, it's New York because it's
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like,
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you gotta pay me a lot
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of money to get out there.
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New York, bro. Because I just know something's gonna come with it. Like, even if it's just a minor, just. It's like, God damn.
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So you're the one that always gets the wrong food. And at restaurants, bro. Me too, bro. I went to New York and I'm picky. So it's like, I'm like, oh, all I asked was cheese and bread and you gave me beef. Yeah, like, what the. Dude, I went to Prince street in New York, waited two hours at the time, wasn't eating cheese. I'm like, don't worry, I'll make a vegetarian vegan version. It was just sauce and garlic. I got it back to the hotel and lost my mind on camera. Remember that? Oh, my God, New York. I don't know what it is. I wanna. I want Kevin McAllister or the ninja Turtles to come out or Ja Rule or something. Like, I get there, I'm like, where's the New York that I. There's nothing but homeless fools right here.
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It smells crazy as hell.
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Does smell crazy. It's cool spot, though. It's a cool spot. I love this buildings, bro.
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Like, yeah, you can go get fly as hell. They got a lot of shopping and in New York they got. Like you said, they got this out there, but it's just like my luck out there is it's my last destination for vacation.
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Does it apply to upstate New York or. We just talking New York City, probably
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really just New York City, honestly.
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Okay.
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Because like, even though. Even though I can say Buffalo had a dark aura, too bad happened, Nothing.
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No, it's just got that aura. No, it's just a fact.
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So it's like, oh, wait, you're from the cold. He just showed me.
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Oh, yeah, it's cold.
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No, it. Not even that. That the lake was freezing.
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In real time, people play hockey on that real. My cameraman shout out junk food. Like, he's probably playing hockey right now on the pond.
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But you're from. You're from damn near Canada. You guys are used to growing up in the snow, bro. Like, he's right around Canada. I'm from here, I'm from like the middle of California where it's nothing but Mexicans and fields I'd never seen. We call it going to the snow. Yeah, yeah. When I first went, I was in Denver, Colorado. Like I got snowed in for three days. It's not practical to live in these places, guys. To where you get blizzard stormed in. You might freeze to death the majority of the year.
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Yeah, but like you're not gonna freeze to death though. That's why your house has heat and.
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No, I get that.
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But like, I don't know, like it could be worse though. We don't get hurricanes. We don't really get tornadoes. For real. Not necessarily. Like, we only have cold snow. So like.
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No, you're right.
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No earthquakes here.
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There's earthquakes.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Shoot a fool.
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Something everywhere down there except like the Midwest and like the east coast sometimes gets hit by hurricanes.
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But like, I mean, honestly, what Oregon? Oregon and Washington, like the only safe places in the country that don't get beat up or earthquakes.
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Like all we get is snow. So I can't complain and I'm used to it. It like it could be worse.
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It could be worse. You good on snowboarding?
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You screw up doing that and look cool in that.
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I want to dress like Westside Gun at all times. Just sweating my ass off. I want an eight foot trench coat. I would like a big trench coat, full mask. I want to dress like the Sticky Bandits from Home Alone.
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Okay.
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You know what I'm saying? I want a beanie and a stick trench coat, but I can't, I'm fat. No, but I would like to. I would like to. Okay, so speaking of dark cloud getting in trouble, all that you. This album's coming out. Obviously it's your mug shot. We've had many of drug stories in this, in this room right here, man. And I could tell by your beanie and your music that you like psychedelics.
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Oh, yeah. I I around with the shrooms.
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Okay. I don't do acid.
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Yeah, I never did nothing. But it's like on the psychedelic side. But shrooms do it for me, so it's like, I don't think I need to go any further.
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Dmt. I would if I'm old. No, I want to do old.
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Any person I ever met that did. DMT said like the craziest. Like sick though. No, like my man said he didn't. He turned into the paint on the wall and I'm like, what does that even mean?
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You're just There forever.
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What does that even mean, though? Did I turn into the paint on the wall? Like, I don't know.
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You ever had, like, you ever smoked salvia? No. Oh, okay. So salvia is like the dirty mushrooms that last for a minute and a half. You smoke it. I mean, I wasn't another planet. I was gone. I was on my. I had my hat, and I went right next to the little starter logo. And I was on my hat looking at my homies, living room, looking at myself. Look at myself. I'm like, yo, this is the coolest shot I ever did in my life. And then it went to the worst I ever did in my life. I thought I was gonna die. I swear to God, I thought. Everything started getting dark. I'm like, oh, I can't breathe. I died and I woke up, I'm like, oh, now I'll see mushrooms.
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I can imagine. That's how I'd act too, if I smoked. I never smoked them, though.
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Salvia's bad. You can smoke shrooms.
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No, I never smoke shrooms.
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I never smoke shrooms before.
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That's what you was just saying.
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Salvia. It's like smokable mushrooms. Oh, so it's the shit they sell at the smoke shops.
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Okay.
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They have like 5x10x100x. I did the 100x out of the gas mask with all my homies and I blasted off.
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Went big on that one, though.
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Didn't blast it off, man. But, you know, I was watching the coon episode of South Park. That was a straight movie, so it does make kind of cool, no? Yeah, yeah. But for mushrooms, for me, like, what's the biggest doses you're going to like, you know, I don't got nothing to do.
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Like, the biggest dose I ever went on mushrooms was a quarter, 7 grams. But it wasn't like I wanted to do it. I had got flicked in Kentucky.
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You ate them?
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Yeah, I had to like it. I had like. I probably had, like. I had three, three, eight. So with ten and a half grams of that, and I took seven in my six. Security guard was driving. He took the other eighth. So. But it was so crazy because it was like. The only thing I can really remember from the experience was like, the inside of the car was moving. Like, the outside of the car. Like, I can't explain what I'm saying, but it was like the door wasn't there.
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Oh, that sounds baller.
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Like the ball. Yeah, the. The door wasn't there, bro. Like, I'm like, what the is. I just went to Sleep. Woke up, I was still high.
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Mushrooms is cool. I like this sleeping on my.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's like a refresh.
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Oh, yeah.
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I woke up tripping.
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Did you get arrested for sure? No, we didn't. We took everything we had. We did get called weed. And he could have took us to jail for it, technically, because it's illegal in Kentucky, Tennessee, all the down south. But he was just like. He did some crazy. He was like, if y' all dump the weed out and stone it into the dirt, we let you go. I'm like, hell yeah.
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They used to do for us.
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And then I did the stanky leg.
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Now for real, the only thing that sucks is, like, sometimes they'll keep some of the weed and then make you stomp the rest.
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They did that in Florida to us. Like, they kept it. I know they smoked that for sure.
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They smoked it.
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That was so weird, bro.
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Bugs, it's me, bro. I hope that shit's laced. That's how I hope.
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That's why I do appreciate Cali, because, like, they're not really gonna ever get on your ass for some weed out here, bro. That's how it is at home too, though.
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So, like, you guys got some fire ass trains in Michigan? The dog food or dinosaur food is stupid. That's the only one I know out of Michigan. Yeah, so far it's like out here,
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but we got fire. But it's different out here, bro.
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Yeah, no, it's abundant right now.
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Like, I'm only probably two, three blunts in today, bro. It'd be taking me like ten blunts at home to feel what I feel now.
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Oh, realistically though, you smell hash?
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I will. Like, it's not an everyday thing, but
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like, like, put in your joints.
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I. With all weed. Like, I do any weed.
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Do you with RSO? Was that RSO's Rick Simpson oil now? You ever see those little black tubes they sell at the stores? It looks like drugs.
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I never repeat it.
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Oh, okay. So rso. I, the only time I've ever got the spins, threw up and freaked out. I was supposed to take a rice grain. You're supposed to eat a rice grain of it. Like a rice grain, right? I took the whole gram like a dumbass. My homie said take one. He meant rice grain. I didn't know he meant the whole thing. So, like a cancer patient will take that over the course of a month. And I took that out once like an idiot. The highest I probably ever. Almost like second highest I've ever been. But imagine this much weak Is boil down, boil down. Boiled down to this much oil. So it's, like, so con. It's just for. It's for, like, medicinal. Yeah, but it's the strongest edible on planet Earth, bro. It's. It's not something to be with at all. Like, I was praying, like, God, I'll stop smoking.
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It's like one chip challenge of a week.
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Challenge. Exactly. Dude. It's bad. It's like, hot ones. Exactly.
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But it's weed, basically, though.
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It's just sweet. It's just weed boiled down. Refined, refined, refine, refined to find. It's kind of crazy.
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I'll probably with it for the one time.
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Yeah. If it's like, I need to sleep. Exactly.
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I want to go to sleep in the studio.
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I've never seen it before. It's like a. It's a myth.
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Oh, gee makes it. I got you.
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I would not trust OGs.
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Oh. Oh, gee's a scientist. Yo, OG scientist dude. My. My homie. It's the only time I ever heard it. My homie, og, he made these crazy edibles with RSO in it. And his homie's dad had, like, stage four cancer. He was, like, bedridden, and he always ate edibles. My homie gave him the edibles, and he got so high, and the fool just died. I feel bad, but, like, he got so sedated. He was like, well, my time is now, and I'm going out. It's not that the edibles killed him. It's the fact that he died while so wrecked that he's like, yeah, yeah, I'm out, and he just died.
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There's a movie.
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Yeah.
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Isn't that crazy?
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Like, what led up to that moment?
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I don't know, but it's a trip to go out like that dude. I remember he told me, he's like, I don't like to tell the story because, you know, my friend's dad died, but he. I got him so high, he died. Like, oh, my man. That's scary. All right, so you do shrooms? You like shrooms? What's your. You got any bad trip stories? I've only went left twice. It's not often, but.
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Yeah, but not bad. Like, I tripped out and was freaking out and.
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But, like, were you, like, turn this off with that moment? You're like, I would take these away right now. I don't want to be high no more.
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You're been, like, agitated off them or some. Like, I feel like they just increase how you feel. So, like, you're probably always usually In a good, uplifted mood. So that's probably how they hit you. Uplifted. In a good mood. But I feel like if you take them while you're mad or some. Or you don't want to take them to get happy.
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No, that's, like, his damn. They're gonna, like, force it out of you, too.
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Yeah. Like, magnify whatever you're already feeling, but then. You know what I'm saying.
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I know exactly what you're saying. That's why I don't like pieces of around me when I do mushrooms. Yeah, but y' all don't bring him. Dude, we're doing mushrooms. No, don't. Don't. Yeah, no. Mushrooms made me question my own name. Like, I'll look in the mirror. You ever look in the mirror? I love that I age. It's so weird, dude. Like, I can see the wrinkles start. It's weird, man.
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I'm getting old, too. I feel you.
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I'm getting old. Dude, it's full. No, no. Like, watching myself age. Like in Casper the Dad, when he goes in the mirror and he turns old as. I love that. Or see your pixelate and break. I don't. I like to see where I'm, like, that's not real. I'm okay. But this is Titus.
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But it's like, with Strongs. With me, it's not even more about seeing. It's like, I be. I feel like I melt. Everything is funny. Off shrooms, bro. Like, I ain't gonna lie. I couldn't take shrooms before I do some like this.
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No, it'd be. It's hard, I promise you, bro.
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And I honestly have no. I wouldn't tell you why I'm laughing at you. Yeah, I don't know.
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I get it.
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But I am, though. I don't know why, because if I wasn't off him, I wouldn't be laughing at you.
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But all right.
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I. With the shrooms. Like I said, I'm usually always in a good mood, and so, like, they work for me.
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Honestly, man, I think I just. Real busy sometimes. And I can't do the mushrooms because I like to take a lot, and I want to get so far where I'm. I'm, like, looking down on Earth. That's where I'm trying to be. I've only done that once, but I want to get to where I'm so up. Like, so this is what Earth is like from up here. Sick. That's where I'm trying to be. Like, where I'm, like, in Half baked, where they get high, they're flying around the city.
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It's times for that.
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But for, like, that's what I'm saying.
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Most of the time, though, when I do do shrooms, I'll be on some microdosing because they like.
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I like it.
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Creativity, like, on the music side, I feel like they help me sometimes. I don't even. I haven't even did them that much recently. But, like, I had an error for sure. Like, I probably did shrooms. Like, for sure. I'm not gonna lie. 365 plus days straight. Like, oh, hell, man, for sure.
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Did it rewire your brain?
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No.
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Oh, so you're still here.
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Yeah.
B
Wait, when. When's your birthday?
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June 6th. Gemini.
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Okay. Well, say, man, you sound like September 6th, so. You sound like me. Yeah. I don't get up.
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We both landed on the 6th.
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Yeah. I don't get a. I could take a lot of drugs and go, yeah. But I'm good. I don't know why. I feel like my tolerance is just the. The. The teacher in the room. Like, you're good, right? But I'm checking on myself. Like, don't. You're good. Don't worry. Don't fall down to this party.
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No. Yeah. Like, I don't.
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I don't get too up. And if I do, it's like, that's embarrassing. Have you ever been on shrooms? Like, on the floor? I've been so up on the floor. I'm like, stretching my. Shall wake up. My shit's ripped. I don't know what the I did that night, but I remember being on the floor and feeling the carpet, like, oh, I'm glad I'm by myself.
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No.
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Oh, no. Yeah. I'm trying to swim through the cab drunk. Like, that's how.
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I can't drink alcohol because that is like poison.
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Literally.
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Like, that's one of them where it's like, okay. You wake up the next morning, you like, bro, I ain't gonna lie. I don't remember last night.
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I've got that a few times. I don't like that feeling.
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I only got that once ever.
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It's not a fun feeling. Like, I have to check my phone. I talked to this person. Oh, that's not good.
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Yeah, yeah. Shout out Cole Benny. He's the reason, man. I was. We were. He had Summer smash the festival, but it was like, we're late celebrating my birthday, so I was just going with the flow. We were probably drinking, like, tequila or some throughout the day, bro. I was standing on stage When Kodak was performing and. And it was like when the performance ended, we walked through the crowd with like Yak and Cole and. And it was like fans recording me and. And like when I woke up the next day and work clicking on like the. I had been tagged in. Bro, I look so crazy. Like my hat was to the side. I look sweaty as hell. Like I look like I itch.
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I know exactly what drugs.
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What the. I was out there looking like that. Then fast forward through the night. You know who Ian is?
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The rapper Ian? I'm not sure.
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Yeah, so we're. We're around with Cole and neither like were freestyling. They're like, shotgun a beer. I'm like, shotgun a beer, bro. I've never drank a beer in my life. They're like, bro, it. And in my drunk mine, I'm like it. So I shotgun the beer. And I woke up at co house the next day.
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Oh damn.
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I swear though, bro, like me, my cousin, my artist, my man's like, we all were just sleep. Cole's got like a huge couch. Like probably like damn near as big as this whole wall. Like I woke up and we were all asleep on this couch, bro. And I'm like, it's no way, bro.
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All you remember is this shotgun done.
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Dang, I throw up all of my shirts.
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Yo, I've been there. I woke up covered and throw up. So disappointed in myself. It's the worst thing ever.
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And they talking about Cole had. We were on a party bus supposedly. I don't remember getting on the party bus, but Cole was like dancing with my body stuff sleep. Like I was sleep. He picked me up and was dancing with me and I don't remember none of this, bro. All this is on video more imagine
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being in a frat.
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That's why I don't with alcohol though. But that was cool though. Like I feel like I had. I had to go through that once and I went through it with the right people. So it was like it was cool.
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You at least didn't wake up with a bunch of dramas.
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They made sure I was safe. They got me to.
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They may have treated you like Woody from Tor to the promised land.
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It was all cool. It was like I woke up and I was like, bro, that was like a dream though because it was like a signed KD Supersonics jersey in Chewbacca. Like a real life size Chewbacca. I'm like, bro, where the am I
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at a cool ass house. That's what he has in his house so much, bro. Me too.
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Shout out, Cole. I'm trying to get like, oh, statues.
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It went. Do you like toys? And are you one of those. This will pause. Like I said that last time when somebody else went kind of toys go. I mean, like cool toys.
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But you got. It's 20, 26.
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You're right. You like toys.
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And I was like, yeah. And it's just a three second video with 10 million views.
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Damn it. All right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Okay. Do you classic kids. You still collect toys? Look it. Did you grow up with money? Like, did you not.
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No, not like to where I had like a. A whole bunch of toys. Like.
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But like, did you growing up, you're like, oh, man, one day I'm gonna buy that.
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Yeah, on some. Like that.
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Okay, cool. Because that's what that is. I found that. I'm like, dude, I remember that commercial for that chamber. All that. So like, now that you're chilling, do you ever like. Oh, that. That's that supersonic. That's that sonic statue right there. I'm gonna buy it right now. Why not? Do you. Are you on that or no?
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Hell yeah. But not like it's sir. It's more like.
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Yeah. What do you do?
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Taking a trip down memory lane with me too. Like, like, I mean, I just want to bought a PlayStation 2 on tour and let's go.
B
Would you. What game? What game?
A
Every game you can think. Oh, every game to think of except Def Jam Fight for New York, bro. Why not get my hands on that? Because we were on the move, so I was going. Oh, I was going to vintage video game stores in like every city, like Iowa. Random, bro. And I was scoring on. But I just couldn't find Def Jam Fight for New York, yo.
B
It's so. I just. We just beat it recently. It still holds up. It's still so. Also try to beat me with David. You cannot beat me with David Banner. I will kill everybody. Damn, that fool's too good. He's too good. He's got those. They gave me some slave Hulk shorts. That was up. Dude, why'd they do that to him? They made him look terrible in that game, bro. It was. That was a racist ass. That was a racist outfit. Fight for New York. So you bought a PlayStation 2. Do you have a memory card? Yeah, yeah. Damn. I remember having to buy memory cards and trade it with homies.
A
I got all the little like the. This coater with the zipper on that. Hell yeah. I grabbed all that on some classic that. It don't hit like that no more like the game is cool. Don't get me wrong. I throw some 2k or like, maddening game day 99.
B
I remember that game. That was a good one, bro.
A
Like, even, like, remember blitz football?
B
Of course.
A
Like, that was different, bro.
B
Remember? They remade it, bro. When you tackle, you see the bones, bro.
A
No homo. It's scarred me for life, bro. You could pop somebody scrotum on that.
B
Yeah, it's a good game.
A
No, that was too much, bro.
B
Did you ever start doing it at school after you played blitz? We started playing tackle heavy after blitz came out.
A
I wasn't aiming for scrotum. No,
B
I was, man. I was high knees High knees to the dick.
A
I was. Is insane. Hey, man.
C
Hey, man.
B
I'm. Throw it and catch it. It. Oh, damn it. Everything is. You're right. You're right. You're not wrong.
A
Not everything, but I'm gonna throw it in, catch it is one of them.
B
You're not. You're not wrong. You're not wrong.
A
It happens.
B
It does, man. It really does. Because usually I'm like, that's what she said. And I need to pull that one out of there.
A
Yesterday, bro, they asked me what I ordered. I said, a foot long, bro. And I didn't. Well, I did pause it. I paused it right away. But sometimes it doesn't even matter, bro. I ain't gonna lie. Sometimes you can pause it and it still doesn't matter, bro. Realistic. It's like you could have said anything else. Like, I could have said a sub. I could have said chicken bacon ranch. I was like, full on. Like, what the possessed me to say that?
B
Yeah, I'm gonna put it in my body right now. Like, oh, damn. Through my mouth. Yeah. There's a lot of things you could say, man. It's funny. It makes me laugh, too. It. Yeah, but throw it in casual. Damn it. All right, I'll take that one back. Anyway, what's up, guys? Taking a moment from this episode to talk about one of our sponsors, and today is Puffco. So first off, shout out to Puffco for sponsoring this episode. Guys, last year, you saw us on puffcon stage, me and Mark doing the world's biggest dabs. It was awesome. But it's puffcon 20. 26. Tickets just went on sale this last week. And if you're watching this on Tuesday, the tickets would sell about. About five days ago. The VIP tickets are already gone. All right. It's only been on sale for as of today. We're filming a couple hours VIPs already sold out. Puffco is giving us two tickets. Two VIP tickets plus a gift pack of Puffco products. Go to our Instagram Dope as usual podcast. Go to our Instagram. You'll see the post the giveaway. Follow the rules if you want to win two tickets, two VIP tickets and a bunch of gear from Puffco. Don't sleep on your tickets. Like I said, VIP's already gone. So if you want to go at all, you better get your tickets now. If you've never been to puffcon, you want to see what it's like, guys, if you. It's incredible, but go ahead. I did two, two years in a row. I've done vlogs on it. It's awesome. It's epic. It's the most hash coordinated weed spot you've ever seen. There's so much heady everything there. And last year was insane with the group, largest group dab in history. We did it. That was awesome. I have no idea what's planned this year, but all I know is if you don't get your tickets, you're not going. There's no buy at the door. It's gonna be gone. So get your tickets now. If you really want VIP tickets, go to our Instagram giveaway plus gear. Have a dope ass day. What else you getting as a kid besides PlayStation 2? Like you might know wrestling figures.
A
My dad did. That was the one I would say I had when I was like younger. I had some fire ass wrestlers.
B
Was it the ones that you put the. The arms and they go back down over time? The.
A
I had the hell in the cell and elimination chamber. I for Christmas. I was filming. I had the tit crazy. Yeah. That was one of the one mornings, I ain't gonna lie.
B
Did you take him to school?
A
I had Jeff Hardy with the blue pants and green hair. He went through so much hell. Like he got bro. He went through so much.
B
I had to repaint my after a while. I know what you mean.
A
I damn. I gotta go grab that one like and just.
B
I take Jeff put it up like Jeff over Matt.
A
Yeah, he deserves it to just chill.
B
Yeah.
A
Cause like dude, like off everything tallest in the house swan time bomb onto another action figure.
B
All day, all day. I thought I almost broke my neck doing small time bomb. We talked about it recently. That's scary, dude. It's a real flip.
A
Wrestling had our heads up, bro. I used to go knock on my neighbor door every day and whoop his ass in the yard, bro. All wrestling moves, real wrestling moves.
B
Yeah. You ever pedigree somebody for real? Don't bro. You just land all your weight on their face. It's not good. I did to one kid. Not good. Templacious pedigree is a death move, guys. Or the ddp.
A
I was like on the littler side though, so I couldn't really do all the crazy.
B
I was fat kids. I'm like all the slams.
A
It was the little green box though, so we. I was for sure doing high flying moves. For sure.
B
Sweet music. Swanton bombs.
A
My favorite five star frog splash. Oh, my God.
B
Break your ribs as a child, man. Let's do the five star land right on your ribs. Right on my knees.
A
No, you can't block that move. We going through with this. Oh, dude, I'm not taking these to the chest.
B
And no. I used to try to do the Goldberg spear to. I would do terrible things to people. I was the head, I was heavier. So, yeah, make fun of me. But when we wrestle, you're dead. You're. I'm the big show. I would come up like this. Choke slam fools. Right on the grass. We're up, dude.
A
Yeah. I'm telling you, that was getting so
B
you couldn't pay me to like. Yeah, let me power bomb you like.
A
No, the rock bottom, that was my go to too.
B
You know what? The people's elbow. If you laid there and took it. I appreciate you. If you let me do my whole 45 second
A
real. Or the little John Cenovic. You know the.
B
See, I just got out right when he started. See, I stopped watching.
A
I ain't gonna lie. He was my goat though.
B
Oh, see, mom like stone cold.
A
I with stone cold. But you gotta think I'm damn near lying if I say I'm like a Stone Cold fan, bro.
B
You're say you're 10 years younger.
A
Yeah, I appreciate that. I've watched all that. But like I grew up watching like John Cena, Rey Mysterio. Eddie Guerrero's a badass. Jeff Hardy. I caught some Jeff Hardy.
B
That's Kurt Angle a lot, man.
A
I with Kurt Angle. Yeah.
B
Just because he's a real athlete when I was a kid. But he's really in the Olympics.
A
What the random. Like I with AJ Styles back in the day on some tna.
B
AJ Styles.
A
I never watched him, but like he's still wrestling. But I was like early to him because I want to say he's been wrestling for 20, 25 years, but he was in something called TNT. But I was so into wrestling. I used to watch tna and did
B
you Used to watch. What were the Dudley Boys on ecw. Ecw. They would cheese grater fool's faces.
A
I ain't gonna lie. They would really get fans involved accidentally whoop they ass and some old like, damn.
B
Yeah. They would make fun of the fans for real talking.
A
That was different. I wish I was like really alive. Real, though. That was different.
B
No, I just like that statement. I wish I was alive for that. That's how I feel about, like the drug era. Like yo 60s would have been stupid. I would have got shipped to war for sure. But it would have been sick as I would have been that. That definitely that. Soldier in Vietnam on opium. Not helping whatsoever. For sure. But if I'm gonna get killed, I'm gonna go out high like, oh, geez, dad's homie. Dude, hey, I would smoke some opium if I make it to 88. I said if I make it to like 88, I'm gonna go smoke the ass opium.
A
Damn.
B
Well, think about it. I don't got much life. Could you imagine smoking opium? Jesse Pinkman straight out of that building, dude. I'll be floating away.
A
Yeah. Last that you probably ever.
B
Last thing you ever see. Could you imagine, though? Like, look at Thomas, man. He's gonna die anyways. Old as. Dude, like, what are you. What else am I supposed to do, man? If I can make it to that age. Like, if you could make it to like. I only got a couple years left. I'm 90. You ain't gonna with drugs. I would love to. I'm not gonna climb mountains like that fool for Mr. Deeds. I'm gonna snort all day. No drug addict in here. Everybody's looking at me. No, dog. With my family. Like, my family can get me drugs. The wrong with you guys. I'm only drug addicting. Yeah, all right.
A
It's cool.
B
It's all good.
C
You might be like 200 at this point. By the time that happens.
B
My level of income, technology, 200, 240. Yo, you never know, man. If I can live that long, I'm not smoking opium. They're gonna have some ejector thing you just get high as. By that time. Could you imagine that? A strip that's like an eighth of shrimp.
C
You just download it. You just get it from the cloud.
A
Newbies, old as hell, bored as hell, but do technology.
B
Can you imagine in like 50 years? There's VR now.
A
No. Yeah, it's gonna be. We gonna see some for sure. Fully check.
B
We gonna see some gta strip club.
A
I would have been flying cars and by now. Like when I was a kid? Yeah, 20, 26, bro. Like, come on now. Where's the flying cars at?
B
Honestly though, are you gonna drive a flying car?
A
No.
B
Me neither.
A
Where are they at though?
B
They're in China for sure. They know some guys out there, like got nothing to do. My mushrooms made a flying car. Okay, so I got a cool question.
C
How do you feel about AI? Is it evil? Is it cool? Is it useful?
A
No, it can be. I can't even say it can be cool because it really can't even be cool.
B
I don't like it.
A
That is like, man, if you want
B
joints, I got joints.
A
Yeah, let me get one of those. What is this?
B
That is the super dope cherry poppers.
A
Damn.
B
That's just. I like that.
A
Oh, that is legend packaging.
B
And yeah, they got all the wild.
A
Yeah, they tripping on there with that though.
B
It's fire. You said that's cherry or it was the cherry poppers?
A
Yeah, they got lemon.
B
Lemon poppers, my favorite.
A
They got a few of them.
B
This one's a different one right here. But we got jazz right here too, if you want. Sorry, what were you saying? AI? AI scary. That's Skynet, bro.
A
Like, that really is like the devil. Yeah, damn near.
C
I've really been considering about how it could be.
A
I ain't going to lie though.
C
Like, put so many people out of work.
A
It can be. Cuz I done seen that used be useful. Yeah, like, it's been cool.
B
Categorize my football cards. Thanks. Yeah, I'll use a slave. I would love a slave, you know, but like with no race, so no can call me out on some. This is a faceless slave. Put all my documents in. Come on, man. I don't know. There's something. AI is weird though, right? I don't want to do my work for me, really, with that scary dude.
A
Use it. Use it for the good. If you gonna use it, make some
B
cool mixtape covers for some gangsters. Other than. I mean, other than that, I don't know what else you're going to use. Literally, for real. Hey, every gang banging ass rapper out there, you can do it yourself now.
A
All right?
B
You can fire Kevin GPT. Chat GPT. That's your best friend. Whoever makes the song called chat GPT's algorithm is just gonna. There. That's do it. Please put it right on. Because when you search Chat GPT, the earth is. It's gonna be right underneath it, there's
A
gonna be an algorithm.
B
It's gonna be popped up like, use the AI for you for good use, get some money off of them it. Or to honestly do start a tax agency, use AI the whole time, never show up, do everybody's taxes and do a. Oh, a fee if I mess it up and then just be HR Block, basically scam every one, get everyone audited dog. Okay, sorry. You have this album out or any tours coming up? Any shows coming up?
A
I just did a tour. So I'm like really, not even really on some tour right now. Do some meet and greets and like I just did in the Bay. I did a meet and greet in San Francisco.
B
Super sad. How was it turn out in Frisco?
A
That was cool. Yeah. Hell yeah. From when it started to it ended, I was mean and green for sure that it was going on.
B
What's the weirdest thing someone's ever given you at a meet and greet, man? I mean, there's some cool. Yeah, but what's the weird. We're like, I'm not putting this in the car, but I might want to keep it.
A
I ain't gonna lie. The weirdest I ever. One of the weirdest things I ever got, though.
B
I kept a recording device in that.
A
Like a candle. But like, it was me on Jesus. My face on Jesus.
B
That's hard as. Yeah, that's a epic, actually. You know, I gotta be honest though. Like, how much did they really have to change the statue to make it look like Jesus? Like, you kind of fit the dis. If you really think about it. Like hair, skin. You don't need much else, bro. You know what I mean? Like, long hair, slight mustache. Yeah, Jesus, I get it.
C
Easy, Photoshop.
B
I totally get it. They would make me look like that kid from Modern Family. A little fat Mexican kid. Manny. Is that his name? Manny? Man, I get that every day. I get this every day. All right, besides that, anything else weird you got? What was the weirdest thing you signed? Because I signed some weird ass, but I know you signed some dumbass.
A
I can't even. Bro, it's just been so much like
B
you're signed someone's car. That's so. I don't know why people have me sign someone's baby.
C
Baby,
B
Baby.
C
That's like an album cover right there.
B
You're not wrong. Like the. Never mind. Or the. The Nirvana. You just have some. The tagging on this, that's some gummo. Weird. I like that. All right. Yeah, I signed someone's. Well, it's not that weird, but we signed clips a lot. Like gun clips.
C
Are you freestyling all this? Yeah, like Your attention to detail.
B
So there's no way. So awesome. There's no way you remember all these references. I'll you tell topic you, you writing it down, right?
A
No, I don't really ever write. For real. For real ever.
B
That's insane.
A
I ain't going to lie. The first time I wrote crazy, the first time I wrote in like years was when I just went to jail and I just did it being silly. For real. I'm like, I'm just going to write a rap cuz like it's so stereotyp. It's so stereotypical. Write a rap in jail. Let me just write a rap some fool.
C
That's hilarious.
A
I'm freestyling my bunky and in there so corny. You can't rap at all.
B
But also how cool to get you as a like, yo, I gotta entertain an ass fool all day. He actually lives here.
A
Shout out the boy. Shout out Dave, man. Shout out. Shout out Dave Jr. Damn. I'm so Dave Jr. Dre, Adel, Block, literally. They were all cool though. They were all cool.
B
How about they keep you in there for some weed and mushrooms four days. Oh, that sounds very annoying.
A
It was only annoying because that jail was dirty as hell.
B
Where'd you get caught at?
A
Full and County, Atlanta. They gotta go fix that. They don't even like, I ain't gonna lie, bro. That was so crazy. Like why is breakfast at 3am
B
you
A
might as well just pull an all nighter.
B
Oh, every day, every damn. I'm still here.
A
Like, bro, the fire alarm is going off in that for an hour and a half at a time. Like two times a night.
B
Sounds awesome.
A
To the point people start dancing to the fire.
B
I'm like, oh, popping and locking after a while.
A
This is not it, bro.
B
Like it's just on beat. You write your raps to the fire, cuz.
A
I been to jail before, bro. But that was. That was the worst fool and county was the worst. They gotta go fix that.
B
You know what? They won't. Because nobody gives a ever.
A
They gotta go fix.
B
120 years from now, guys, it's gonna be the same.
A
So dirty in that.
B
Yeah, yeah. Jail is not the place to be.
A
No, no.
B
You'll get to a hotel. You're like, dog, I'm not trapping like that no more. This hotel's dirty. I'm going to the front desk. This. I pulled that finally. Like, nah, I paid for this.
C
I do that every.
B
I don't have drugs. I'm not selling drugs. No, because when I had drugs, I'M like, don't complain to the front. The. I don't want them in here or even talking to them again. I have to. I have too much in here. You know those days. Yeah. You're on stealth mode, man. So I know. I've listened to your music. Oh, also we've been talking about trying to get you on here for like two and a half years now.
A
We made it happen.
B
Yeah. No, I'm talking in general as. As fans. So obvious. Also, thanks for being here. Stoked about this.
A
Appreciate y too.
B
So listening to your music trapping is not very far away from you doing stupid. I'm sure you've stayed in many hotels and took a lot of trips and did some stuff. One time I stayed at Motel 6 and I check everything. Then I get in a room, right? I don't know if you do. I put the couch in front of the door. I check every thing in case a motherfucker's in there, right? Like when you have packs, you have money on you. So I always check. I don't know why I check under the mattress. I just feel weird. I checked on the mattress one time at Motel 6 in my hometown. After I left, I was. I was going through. I'm like, I'll just stop my hotel. I'll sleep here. And there was hella needles with like white cloudy in it. I don't know what it was, like shampoo, but hella needles full. And I went to the front like, hey. And I told her, she says, do you want a room? Another room? What do you want for me? They didn't give a. So I'm sure some things have happened at hotels. What's your wildest hotel story on the road? You just halfway smiles.
A
Oh, man. Like, I don't even know.
B
Something you would put in hangover for. Give me the closest thing to that. You know what I mean? Like something like.
A
Yeah.
B
You're not gonna believe what happened to me. No, we all. We have those nights and then like you said, you wake up going, it's real. Sometimes you wake up next to Chewbacca, you know? So there's got to be something
A
not for real. Not that I want to talk about on here.
B
Got you.
A
But like, got you on some. Like, just like. What's that? What's the nicest hotel out here?
B
You're. I have no idea. Hilton, Four Seasons?
C
W. I don't know.
B
I have no idea.
A
One of
B
the
A
audition. Whatever the you want to call it. I chose for my room to be the room we smoke in, though. I Want to say the first three seconds within smoke being in the air. Three security guards at the door.
B
They don't play that.
A
I'm like, this is my very first time in la, too. I'm thinking I'm the cool guy. Like, let's cover up the sensors, all that, man.
B
They're just waiting for you.
A
They escorted my ass right out that. They didn't give a Who I was, how good I rap.
B
Let me spend it for the bar, for you.
A
They give a.
B
They get the on. They don't give a.
A
At all. Yeah.
B
Any hotel here in la?
A
No, but I ain't gonna lie. Like, I don't really stayed in more BnBs than hotels, realistically.
B
Yeah. Yeah. Airbnb's weird me out, man.
A
Yes. I didn't have some. That's where the stories get weird. And, like, why are there cameras in the house? Memphis, it was cameras in the house. I'm like. I ain't gonna lie.
B
Like, in the rooms, like, just in
A
the house in general. Hidden or in place, kinda, but it
B
was just, like, in a plant.
A
They're never in the house, though.
B
No, they're not supposed to be. This invasion of privacy. What the.
A
Like in the. I want to say in the bedrooms or some crazy weird. But I'm like, yeah, we just gonna go to a hotel on this one. So I. Hotels are a little safer and. But I think.
B
So there's cameras at the front, like, catching everybody coming.
A
Like, you would never know. You'd get the nicest BNB ever, and it's the only nice house in the hood. Like, what the.
B
And everybody knows that's the Airbnb house. That's the. That's the problem with Airbnbs. The neighbors like this. Everybody else, gentrified little house and.
A
Yep.
B
So the last one I had, Airbnb, my aunt booked that. And I never travel with my aunts. We're super whatever. Right? She's like, I'll book him. Like, are you sure? What the. I'll get in the room. I'll get the Airbnb. Everything's going cool. I come off straight from Houston, from ot. I come straight from Houston, fly to San Francisco, stop unpacking my rig. I'll, like, put my watch off. I'm like, all right, cool. We're good, right?
C
You're handling the crisis with the tickets?
B
Yeah, yeah. So I. I get there, I'm like, getting ready, getting ready. Super Bowl's, like, two hours. Like, I'm just, like, hyped, right? I'm, like, sitting there, like, taking Dads, my. Yeah, and my aunt goes to the store. It's just me and my wife. I'm like, the neighbors are loud, man. I just hear the. I just hear someone screaming, like the N word. Hella loud. I'm like, that's. Is that a hard R? Where the am I? I just hear someone screaming, right? And I'm in the hallway. I'm like, nah, the neighbors can't be this loud. And I'm like, where the is that noise coming from? And I look at the hallway door and there's a note on me, a little one that says, this door stays. There's a guy living in the house.
A
Oh, yeah, that happened to me.
B
But they didn't tell us though. And I had all my. I'm sitting there getting ready. Like, why do I hear someone screaming? Like it's right next to my ear. There's a guy just in there, right there. And when I walked out, his windows open, I could see this guy, he's just playing video games, screaming at the top of his lungs. All they need to go, hey, I follow you. You got packs in here. I'm gonna steal all your shit when you're at the Super Bowl. Like Airbnb, dude. Anyway. Yeah, no Airbnb, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like them, dude. Some of the hosts are weird as too.
C
Oh, for sure. The hosting. They're cops when you get there.
B
And oh, but I get it though. If I own a house and I went up like you said, you have three people, there's nine you can pay. I get it. Like, don't my house up. You see these videos on Tick Tock of fools destroying Airbnbs, like ripping doors off. That's someone's, you know, that's someone's whole investment. So for you, what's the worst or weirdest experience at Airbnb you've had? Because you're traveling, you know what I mean? Like, you see all the states that most people don't see.
A
Like, is it so many different ones, like, like I said, ending up in the hood, like thinking you were in a nice area or like, like with the same thing. Roaches. Roaches at the BNB for show. The nicest house too. Oh, we're in New Orleans. That was like. Then we walked out the same BNB. It was like an 11 year old with a button just walking. Just had that out. What button on him. He was like 11, 12 max. All within like a 5 minute span. Roaches and 11 year old little players.
B
I'm like, oh, that's not a good spot. This is rated 4 stars.
A
So beautiful.
B
The house, they're good at that though.
A
It's like what the,
B
yeah, people are good with that. I, I, I know people that go to schools because this looks nice three
A
minutes from the stadium. They, they try to sell you and like with the little description and, and
B
the pictures, like that's like saying three minutes from SoFi. Like, you mean the ghetto? Just because it's like next to a stadium don't mean nothing. Okay. Yeah, no, I get, I've gotten duped before. I, I just, I don't know man. I feel like I'm, I'm not a bougie now. I'm more just like, dude, I want to get robbed at some. When I could, I, I spend more on weed than I do with this Airbnb.
A
I left a pair of glasses at a bnb. Expensive ass pair of glasses, some bus. And I told like basically they just, I never got them back. Basically, let's put it that way. The lady was playing it so crazy. I'm like, this is wild. Some Mexican lady went, tell you what she looked like. I don't even remember what she looked like.
B
I'll tell you. She was a short Mexican woman and she went, oh my God.
A
Their excuse was we gotta ask the people who clean the house. Like oh yeah, I'm never about to see those again. That's cool.
B
Some old Mexican Armenian dude with no hair is rocking the out of those
A
right now, looking lame as hell.
B
He looking lame no matter what. He's like, the glasses I wear look lame on you. It's just cuz they're not mine, literally. I feel you, dude. I feel you.
A
Like he's lame. Whoever has them on.
B
All right, real quick, we, we do something. We do this one thing called the 90s, but you're just like, I was born in 2000 so you can't do that. So I want to know what's cartoons you were growing up watching, like what are your go to's as a kid?
A
But I did see some 90s cartoons cuz they were reruns still no for sure.
B
We do this thing called Huey the 90s where it's like questions from all walks of life, but it has to be like in 1995, what were you thinking? Because I was a child. Okay, so that's different. But for you I want to try something like what were your cartoons growing up as a kid? Things that not like, I don't watch that no more like I will watch spongebob. Today I don't give a. It's hilarious. What's some that you will still watch like some cartoons that if you saw the jacket, you're buying that jacket. Like, is that a Patrick Star jacket? I might buy it. You know what I'm saying?
A
Yeah, like on the like, that's what I was saying was like the toys. No, Diddy. Like. Like I with spongebob. I with spongebob. What else though?
B
I'm gonna start saying real gay and then saying pause after but like on purpose because on the cards it's too much, man. There's no way to get around it.
A
On the cartoon side, I really never with the Simpsons though. Hot.
B
Really?
A
I just never really like, that was not the one for me.
B
Well, I mean, what year? B5 in 2005. That was season 19. It got dog around season 13. So there's not really. I get. I get why you don't watch the Simpsons. But you're more like, I would say a Family Guy era. Yeah, right. Well, south park and fam.
A
Heavy Family Guy.
B
Oh, for real.
A
That's about it.
B
No way.
A
Family Guy. SpongeBob. Courage, the Cowardly Dog.
B
That was kind of scary, dude.
A
It was. Yeah.
B
I was like 12 watching that.
A
Like, oh, this scary cartoons, bro. Would I not? I'm acting like I'm too cool for cartoons. I can't remember though, like, cuz I. It was spongebob. I like the old ass Scooby Doo for some reason.
B
Those are good.
A
Yeah, Jerry's entertaining. Tom and Jerry was one of them ones. Okay, see, now you getting the wheels going.
B
Yeah. Did you watch Animaniacs? Did you watch that with the rats? You watch Angry Beavers?
A
Ren and Stimpy was cool.
B
Stimpy. Red Stimpy is on some spongebob too.
A
What else? Damn.
B
All right, shows as a kid. What do you want? Like as a kid, you're. You're eight years old.
A
Everybody. Everybody hates Chris.
B
Oh, for real?
A
That was one of them ones for sure.
B
I didn't watch it often, but it was a good show.
A
I with that.
B
Yeah. Terry Crews is funny man, no matter what.
A
Yeah, and he's from Michigan too. I think he's from Flint.
B
There it is. Shout out.
A
Terry Cruz, B legend. Damn. Everybody hates Chris. When I was younger, it was like Zack and Cody, Drake and Josh. I with iCarly slightly.
B
Oh, so Disney kid.
A
Yeah, well, icarly was Nick.
B
I have no idea.
A
And I think Drake and Josh was Nick too.
B
Really? I think that was all Disney.
A
I don't know, bro. I Don't know. I know Zach and Cody was Disney for sure. Nez Declassified was one of them ones. SD Classified.
B
Isn't it weird you watch a thousand things and not remember any?
A
I swear, though, bro, I. I be watching stuff still, but it's like, I watch, like.
B
What are you watching now?
A
I went and re. Watched the Wire, the Sopranos, Breaking Bad, all that. On the newer side, I had a Snowfall run. I. With snowfall a little bit. I love that. BMF was cool until it wasn't no more.
B
I didn't watch that one.
A
That's. It was cool because it was at home and. And it was big Meech, and. But it's like, I ain't really with that no more. I don't know, bro. I'm just really watching sports and usually.
B
Oh, for real?
A
Yeah.
B
Okay. So nowadays, all Michigan is that.
A
Yeah, but I. With. I'm a Brian fan and a Luca fan, but they damn near suck together.
B
You think so?
A
Yeah, because why aren't y', all, like, dominating right now? Even though LeBron's old as hell. But it should. It should just be a little bit.
B
I just watched them the other day, and they both look amazing. When I was watching, I'm like, damn, these fools are so good.
A
And they'll lose four games right after day in a row.
B
Yeah.
A
Or someone who, like, sit two games out, like, you know, like, it's always something, but. Yeah, Pistons are doing that this year. Proud of the Pistons. K. Cunningham, Jaylen Duran.
B
Oh, damn. You're really just watching sports.
A
Yeah.
C
You got to go down and rap history with the most, like, basketball lyrics, pound for pound consistency, you know what I mean? Like, appreciate that.
A
I got it. Good track record with that, for sure.
C
I heard a Storyakovich, Bar and Stoyakovich,
A
Gerald Green, Eddie House, his name.
B
Some random basketball. That's you guys. I grew up watching basketball but never falling out of football. That's all I watched.
A
Football.
B
Yeah, that's. That's really all I watched.
A
I know some little football, too.
B
Yeah.
A
I don't know.
B
I never really got into anything else besides football. Heavy, heavy.
A
Favorite football player ever.
B
Favorite football player?
A
Yeah, ever foreign. I ain't even hip to him.
B
Fullback for the Tampa bay Buccaneers, number 40. The big. When I was a kid, he has a neck this big, and he was the last fullback to do something. Because if they don't exist no more, yeah, they're gone. That fool will just look up. Michael Stock, number 40, big. That him right there. Mike Allstar, who will be bleeding out his forehead Every game because his helmet was too tight. And that fool will be hitting people so damn hard. God, I love that. That or Reggie White. I think I. You know what? I'll go Reggie White if I'm going defense. That's my favorite offensive player because again, this was huge. Nobody cares about him. Every time you give him a ball, he's scoring or he's lead blocking. Every play, crushing. I just. I was a alignment as a kid, so I'm like, I gotta do my homework, Mike. All starts a badass dude. Oh my God. I would say that. Or Reggie White. Reggie White was like the golden child that did no wrong always. I'm a Packers fan somehow. Like I grew up here. Just a Packers fan. Bill Schroeder. Brett Farrer threw a pass at Bill Schroeder when I was like 7 and I walked in, I remember him, John, man, going just Brett far. Just a pl. And he was talking like how good he was like, that's the team. I like.
A
I was a little.
B
I was a little kid dude. So I grew up in the. In the Niner house. So it was like kind of blasphemous to like the packers.
C
But you grew up selling packs and so it makes sense.
B
Packers. There we go. But I don't know, dude. Growing up in the 90s, the Mexican kid, Mexican town, can't speak Spanish. You like the Packers. You're a. That's pretty much me when I was a kid. Everybody's a Raider or Niner fan. And I go, who's better? And then by five years later, the Niners fell. The off. Raiders fell off for like 10 years and Brett Favre just dominated. And then they got good. Old. Little Aaron Rodgers had a good run with him, man. Let's talk a lot of. Because of Aaron Rodgers.
A
Aaron Rogers was getting off back in the day. I ain't gonna lie. The Lions could not with that man.
B
Oh, no. Every Thanksgiving, who's getting that turkey, man?
A
My favorite football player. It was Calvin Johnson though.
B
He's a. He's a all around athlete, though. Like, he's like. He is like hilarious Fitzgerald, but I think a little bigger. I think he's bigger than Larry Fitzgerald, honestly.
A
Okay with that, man.
B
Think so.
A
He retired early. We sucked. It was like.
B
Because of that.
A
Yeah, because it was like he. I feel like he was like, damn. He wanted to finish with who he started with that Betty do So then he was just like, I'm just gonna go gracefully. Because he never really fell off like his last.
B
He's great.
A
He was Always good. So his last season. So.
B
Dude, is Barry Sanders the man anywhere he goes in Michigan?
A
Oh, yeah, I imagine. Hell yeah. Barry Sanders is legendary as hell.
B
I just.
A
I got Sanders, Calvin Johnson. It's only a couple. Like, there's only a couple real legends there.
B
I can't think anymore.
A
Like, we had a couple of people who were sweet, though.
B
Like, they passed through.
A
Matthew Stafford passed through. N was sweet back in the day.
B
That, bro, if. Why was he so dirty? Dude, what a dirty. All the clips you watch in compilations, NFL players stepping on foreheads.
A
We needed that, though.
B
Without a helmet,
A
like, that's what you need.
B
I get it. But are you ready? Like, I'm not big. You're not big. Imagine some 6, 6, 320 going, hey, I'm a millionaire. It's like, oh, damn, that was an asshole.
A
Fuck out of here.
B
What are you gonna do to me? Can't fight me. You're not gonna shoot me.
A
Part of the game, part of the game.
B
Toughen up. I'm gonna snap this next time. Did you play sports growing up?
A
Yeah.
B
Did you play football? Did you play cornerback, wide receiver or linebacker?
A
You said corner and wide receiver, so
B
I thought, all right, what'd you play? Mostly, I mean, sports wise, was football,
A
basketball and baseball. Like, baseball up up until a certain point. Then I just really only played basketball. For real?
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah.
C
Were you smoking weed the whole time or you picked that up after.
A
I started smoking weed for sure earlier, though.
B
Like, what age?
A
Like, early.
B
You're saying like seven?
A
No, like, that's ridiculously early. That's around the area right there. Yeah, but seven would have been like, Are you crashing up?
B
There was one kid in school, I remember, he always got like, look at. He was. We were like the third grade, my cousins.
A
I knew somebody smoking cigarettes in like sixth grade. I thought he was a madman.
B
Yeah, that works on cars.
A
Madman. But, like, That's ill. What?
B
Hey, D. That's. I was waiting for you to go 12. That's ill. I was waiting for you to say the age. All right, so what you smoking? Like middle school? Yeah. Yeah. Did you. I know weed. We doesn't do anything to you guys. It's you, all right? You're lazy. Not the weed. So when I say that I. I was a 4.0 student, I started smoking weed not because the weed. It's just because I didn't want to do all my school anymore. It's boring. But I said, I did see a quick drop off. I'll say that I did go from 4.0. To 1.7 the next semester. So it's a real change up for my mom going, what the going on? Like, nothing, mom, I swear to God. Also, I'll be back. Like, you're dumb, You're a drug addict. You know I'm smoking weed. You have to know I'm smoking weed, man. Dude, there was a time my dad was like smoking crank or snorting crank in the garage and I'd be. And he would hide it from us. And then there was a time I started smoking weed, so I'd be hiding from him. And then I didn't realize, like, oh, he's in the garage hiding, doing drugs. And I'm in the field hiding, doing drugs. And we're both like, that guy doesn't know what the going on. We're both saying at the same time. Yeah, we could have been bonding, dude. Or getting cross plated and crank smoke in the air. That could be a whole different guy right now.
C
Dude, I got a question. So look, it seems like you, you blew up. Seemed like you blew up quick, but obviously there was like so much that probably went into it before. Would you implement that that got you that boost into, like, into fucking rap stardom and because obviously you're indie, you're coming out of a place where it doesn't really happen a lot.
B
Yeah.
C
Young as shit, kind of doing everything yourself, like, I guess, like, what advice would you give to somebody coming up after you that you did that worked?
A
Be yourself and believe in yourself. Because if you don't believe in yourself, shouldn't nobody else. That's like, it's cliche, but it's the truth. And that's how I just go about it and that's how I look at it. So for real, though, because you don't want to be like, it's so many people who are like a fake version of somebody else and it works for them for some reason. Yeah.
B
But then it's always, it's like the
A
originator's always gonna live.
B
Hey, can you imagine, like acting different and then remembering, oh, I act like that in front of him. I gotta, I gotta remember to act like that front. You know, that's like dating two girls, but damn, they're in the same room. Who the. Who do I. I'm just going to lay down, dude. I don't.
A
I got to go piss real.
B
Yeah, exactly. Just dip like, oh, my mom's sick, dude, I got to go. No, for real. Like, could you imagine that? That's. That's the number one thing I think if you're gonna make content, you're gonna make music and make anything. If you could be yourself and you're a weird ass fool or maybe you're cool, there's other weird or cool ass fools. Like, oh, that's just like me. Or you hear some whack ass music like, who the listens to that? And they sold out like 100 tickets. Money. It's a hundred different people. It. That's a start, man.
A
Dude, that's a start.
B
Five people showing like five other homies. It's cool, dude. That's like when I'm doing all my weed, that's why I want to do meet Grease. I'm like, I'm not nervous. You're not nervous. Like, you came to see me, that means you with me. That means you're cool. You like the. I like. I'm not worried about this. That's what me greets are. Cool, dude. I like that.
A
Real though.
B
But you probably got all walks of life because me like when we first heard you, like, this was hilarious. And then, and then like a year and a half later that Cole Bennett came out the hundred I was showing my homies just because I mean, dude, I know it's just changing clothes, but if you change your outfit a hundred times, I'm very impressed. Like, you know how long it takes to change your clothes and then come back in the same spot and then edit that. I'd be pissed and I'm fat and like, oh, this doesn't fit right. Give me another size of the same shirt. You. It's different. Like, just give me a large of everything. It's a little different. Like, yeah, make it big, make it bang. But to change your clothes and do all that a hundred times and then all the beats. Now I know you're not getting. You're the copyright strike the way around. Like now I get that because I thought you're having to do every single appeal for everything you did. I'm like, that's a job because I use music. I'm like, damn, I'm on this. I already know I'm done. But I don't make money off YouTube anyway. It's. But that, that's another thing. Like the videos, man, the videos you guys are doing. Even just like I can't remember what song it is, but you're looking like this from Miami. You look like, like you have a braid. You have a grill in.
A
Oh yeah, certified.
B
Yeah. That one. Even though it's just in a studio.
A
We shot that off our iPhone.
B
It's fun. I love the video. I love that video.
A
Shout out. My man's certified trapper. He shot it off an iPhone. He made the beat that was.
B
It's crazy.
A
You can make organic as hell. It was organic. That was off of eight for shrooms. I made that song.
B
I was wondering, Mike. I know he's got a grilling, but he's smiling hard. I was wondering what was up. You're on mushrooms. That makes total sense. There was a different vibe on that video for sure. And it was definitely a. An ego free and like a. You know what I'm talking about when you're on mushrooms. Like, yeah, I don't care. Full. Yeah. Yeah. My dad sucks. My mom's cool. Like, you know, I mean, like, there's nothing matters when you're. When you're on mushrooms or when you're on. I don't know if you ever do like. You do a lot of cocaine. When I was a kid.
A
No, I don't.
B
I don't. When I was younger, I don't give a. Like, just. I'm just doing drugs. I don't care what I look like. I'm like you said, I'm sweating like I itch. You know how many times I look like I itch? It's not good. Like when you go to the bathroom when I used to do hella drugs go. That's what they see. Like, I thought it was all just cool, but sitting here doing some crazy ass face. Yeah, no, I don't like that either. But with the. With the. With the shrooms for some reason. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe that's why that video was so sick, dude.
A
Yeah.
B
Was everybody else rooms or just you? No, because it kind of felt like just you.
A
It definitely wasn't just me.
B
Oh, was it?
A
Tell you who else was awful, but definitely, like a majority of the room was tromed up.
B
So I've only been in one. One like session where everybody's on mushrooms. It's very funny to walk around. It's like. It's like changing the channel on tv. Like, this one's having a hard time. He's struggling. This guy's laughing his ass off and he's tearing. I love to watch it. It's like. Yeah, it's like changing the station. Like, he's happy. He's breaking through depression right now. You see him, he's all happy. Look at him. He was being a earlier, you know, I mean, he's going through some. I love it, dude. I love seeing it. But. But being Sober. Being the sober one in the mushroom room sucks, man. It's like, I gotta watch nine people mushroom. This guy's outside.
C
Mushroom room's a tough ass title forever.
B
I get when parents have leashes on children. And if all my homies are willing to wear that, like, I'm gonna just grab all you guys. We're gonna walk to the forest. I'm gonna walk you guys. That sounds cool because my homies have gotten lost on mushrooms. Getting lost on mushrooms. No, that's a panic attack. I'm gonna. I'm just gonna lay down until someone finds me. Dude, that. It's like being in a dark room. Like, I'm just gonna lay down. So every horror movie. Like, I'm gonna get stabbed from the side because I'm just gonna be on the floor. I'm over it, dude. Yeah. From the ocean. But curl up until something eats me because I'm done. Yeah. What do I. What do you want to do out of here? So I was watching animes yesterday. You ever watch animes?
A
Yeah, Tab.
B
It finished berserk last night. She pissed me off. I don't know if you ever watched it, but it ends like Sopranos. It ends mid scene, like on an anime. That's. It just ends. It's been 29 years since they made another episode. I'm over it, dude. I'm over anime right now. You can't make all that cool and then go, no ending. You. You ever see Raging Bull, Rob De Niro? That's what the ending is like. Just piss you off, man. Three favorite movies go.
A
Yeah.
B
Three favorite re. Watchable movies that you could just put on all the time without saying step brothers. Because I feel like that's. Everyone's like, yeah, I can watch this all day.
C
It really is.
B
It's. It's. It's like drinking water. Like. Yeah, I like water.
A
The people say Pineapple Express, too.
B
Too. All the time. Because it's so good. Yeah.
A
I want to say. Find out.
B
Me too. I say it all the time.
A
Probably. That's one of them.
B
It's too easy to watch it, dude.
A
Damn. What's some fire? I ain't gonna lie. I. With the Fridays, too.
B
Yeah, for sure. It's so simple.
A
Yeah. If we're just talking about Put anything on.
B
Anything on. Like, sitting, like. Yeah, I'll watch it right now. Let's. Yeah, put it on.
A
Yeah, but like, on the classic side, I used to. With, like, Mike. Like, that was my.
B
With little Bow Wow.
A
Yes.
B
All right.
A
That was my.
B
Okay. The little redheaded Guy that's like in every movie now. Yeah, that kid grew up to be the kid from Breaking Bad. The guy that snipes the kid off the dirt bike. That's the same kid from like Mike. Remember that piece of that shoots the kid in Breaking Bad? Yeah, that's the same redheaded kid from like Mike. Yeah.
A
Dang.
B
Now he's in hella movies. He's in that movie Observer Report too, with Seth Rogen. That shit's funny as without him.
A
He's in his bag.
B
He's. You know what it's like to be like, yeah, I'm an actor. Yeah, I act. I got $4 million. But yeah, like a real actor. The money they made. I'm like, what did you just say? You. Dude, that's crazy. I found out how much some comedians make. Are you joking? Are you kidding me? Wow. I thought you can only sell bricks and make money like that.
C
Are you into stand up comedy?
A
Not too much no more, but I used to watch that a little bit like Kevin Hart classics though, man.
B
Yeah, that's like our generations Delirious and Raw. Eddie Murphy. Yeah, or Pimp Chronicles.
A
I really watched Dave Chappelle stand up, but I. With the Chappelle Show.
B
Chappelle Show's funny, man. It still holds up, dude.
A
Stand up though. Who else that I with?
B
It's hard, dude. Unless you're a comedy fan, it's hard to keep up with comedians. It's like keeping up with every genre of music.
A
Williams was cool.
B
Yeah, yeah. The Pip Chronicles, man. Yeah. Cal is hilarious, man. He's never not going to be Money Mike to me, but he's so funny. I just see him with no teeth about to get molested in the bathroom from Friday. That's all I see every single time. Dude. Terry, that's a weird scene actually, if you think about it overly, that was a weird scene. No pause at all. Nobody. Not one, huh? Okay. I'm talking about a man like, all right, the gayest we've talked about. Nobody said pause today. You know, he's at the bathroom, he's about to get rid. You know what's gonna happen? Like. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, that was a while pause Marty in the edit.
C
Just pause.
B
You pause the whole screen for three seconds and they go. And we're back. Yeah, that'd be fun. Every time some shit said, it just gets paused. Yo. It was like, what, April 2024. We're have. We're doing a podcast and you ever see the. The video of P. Diddy talking about Usher and Kevin Hart is interviewing him. No, that's where I heard pause. I'm like, oh, that means, like, oh, not gay. Oh, that. Diddy said it. That's. That's gayer. Yeah, but he had got in trouble yet, right? And in the video, the episode, I'm like, In the next 10 months, Diddy's going to jail. Something's happening. This fool's. I was talking about it.
A
What?
B
We got to get the clip and post it. I did. I did. My bad, dude. But it's not. I didn't do it. But we talked about it. There's a video where Kevin Hart's hosting P. Diddy's house party right on camera. And Pete's like, yeah, so rock. You don't do it as P. Diddy. And Usher comes in, and Usher's, like, dressed up still. He's like, damn, Usher. Fresh off the plane. And Kevin Hart's being funny, like, damn, look at this fly ass. And PDD's hold him like, yeah, yeah, this is my brother. He's like, I remember there's times, like, we'd wake up. I mean, pause. We'd be, you know, he'd wake up. I'd be in a different room. I'd be a different room. And we wake up, just fight over the frosted flakes. I mean, pause. Oh, and then Kevin Hart goes, what the. Did you. I'll show you the clip. And he goes, that was stupid. And you can see. Pity's like, I just had to wake up with Usher. Pause. But it's a live feed. So he's like, ah. And then he starts holding Kevin Hart's hand, like, come here, man. But he's like, shut the upper up. It's the best clip ever. Ten months later, man's in jail. I called it. I called it, dude. Remember that? I knew it. Why do we say that? Oh, gay. That's right. Pause. My bad. Pause Now. I love that. It's no Diddy is the funniest ever, dude. It's just the. No. No diggity. When I was a kid, like, no diggity. Like, that's a good song. Now it's no Diddy. I love it. It. And it works so much better than pause.
A
No.
B
Did he? Yeah, I did say some. I love it, dude. Anyway, sorry we got off track. Is that your last movie Fridays?
A
Wait, was that the last. I said, like, Mike Fridays.
B
In fact, you said, like, Mike is kind of classic, though.
C
He's a Hooper if you.
B
That's true.
A
That's one of them. Damn, bro.
B
Was your Era still stuck on the sand lot.
A
Like, I was I with the sand lot. That was like, on the classic.
B
That's like if you're a kid. Like, I'm kind of grown. You see what. I watched these kids chew tobacco, dude. The like, yeah, I thought I was tight as I came out. When I was a kid, dude, I tried to use you play ball like a girl against some kid. One time he was like, 10. I was about 4. Because I've seen the sandlot. I went, that's the last time I ever tried to use somebody else's. I was like 4 years old. I felt so stupid. Like, dad, he seen it. All right, I'm out. I never talked that kid again. He got me burned the out of me. Anyway, that was 30 years ago. How you guys doing? I'm still talking about, like, skipper, little boy. Yeah. Brett Favre, too. I don't with Brett far if he dis the out of me. That's one player I used to love. I still love you piece of making more regular commercials.
C
You need to, like, aim a diss track at any NFL player.
B
Brett Favre, dude, he's a dick. Dude, he. He's an. He played me as a kid, and then he stole. Do you know what happened to Brett Favre recently? He stole. Was it $6 million?
A
Yeah.
B
From the welfare department of Georgia so he can build his Mississippi. So he can build his daughter's college a new volleyball court. You know who else he did it with? Ted DiBiase, the million dollar man. His name is I'm rich, and he stole from welfare kids. Brett Fart, dude.
C
Tweaking ass.
A
Brett fart.
B
Brett Fart. Man. You can't be in something about Mary and then go, I'm gonna disgrace everything after what an still love you piece of. You Sign my book. Sign my rookie card.
C
He doesn't have the understanding that he physically.
B
You know, I waited for this one for hours in the rain after a niner game. I full diss the. I know he's on Percocet now. We know. But still, he did the like. Hey, hey, I love your music. You just keep walking like, I've been waiting for you with the raid, he says, and that was the day I stopped caring, dude. He broke my heart. Brett Favre. Pton Manning would never do that to anybody. He's like a big Labrador. P man. He's just like, yeah, I like him. He's fun. He's kind of. He looks kind of dumb, but he's not. He's a good. He's like a stable dog.
C
He's not. I like working on perks.
B
And then you got Eli Manning just ruining it. I don't know, man. I don't know. I'm just talking at this point. You like, man, right now. What happened?
A
Miles Turner. Miles Turner?
B
Who's that? From what? What team? The books. From the Bucks. See, I fell off football maybe five years, four years ago.
A
The Milwaukee.
B
Oh, not the Buccaneers. I thought you meant they were on football. Still, my bad. Yeah, see, I don't watch basketball at all. I've been to some games. That shit's tight. I understand why they make so much money now. I can't do that. I get it.
C
It's different.
B
You know what I mean? Like, when you see a game in person, like, oh, you're seven foot for real. I'll beat you. I bet you. I'll fight you. I never see people that big in my life. I don't know what it is about being like, a little kid who's like, I bet you're gonna fight this guy. I don't know. Why not for real. He's probably cool. I don't want to fight anybody. Like, damn, you're so big. It's like. Like it's a challenge. Like, I bet you can climb this. Just beat the out of his neck. Or like a attack on Titan. Like, I'm take this down. That's how I feel, dude. I don't know. I just went to the game the other day. Like, I saw Lady Divock from oh, Kings. I just saw some, like, Middle Eastern dude in, like, the biggest suit I've ever seen. Went, why don't know your face, man. I know your face. You got closer. Went, oh, that's. Oh, that's v. D. There's no other Arab in the world.
C
That big dude, political bodyguard for a president.
B
He looked like a bodyguard. Like, his. Like his suit was bulletproof. You definitely look like he would hide a prince.
C
Yeah, yeah.
B
You know what I mean? I don't know exactly. You're just talking at this point.
C
What's. What's the goal for 2026? You just dropped this album.
A
What's next?
B
Possibly more you said war. Possibly more you said war. What is your take on the politics of Donald Trump? Could you imagine?
A
I don't know about none of that.
B
Said possibly more. Like, more music. You just dropped an album?
A
Yeah. Really? Just to keep putting out music for good music. Same, different year, nothing new.
C
Is there anybody you want to work with that you haven't?
A
Not off the top of My head. Not necessarily. But there are gonna be big collabs in the future.
B
Nice. Okay. And no, you say you just got Victoria. You're in coach mode right now.
A
Definitely in coach mode.
B
So the rest of the year is pretty much just setting up play. Everything else. Exactly. Setting up plays, doing the next.
A
Exactly.
C
Setting up players.
B
I like it. I like it. Yo, do you guys realize, like, John Madden just stopped? No one ever said another word. Do you remember that there was no, like, job hand is retiring nothing. Do you guys remember that? Because you don't. Because they didn't do anything for him. It's called. I don't know. I always thought I was when I went to the game. Reason like nobody mentions John Madden ever. Did he do some. No. Right. He was just the man. And then just went, yeah, I'm done. Don't celebrate me at all. He died. Nobody even talked about it. Something must throw it out. Something must have happened, bro. Because like Shaw, man. No.
C
The most recognizable name in football.
B
In football history. Besides Brady. But that's the Brady gets overlapped with the Brady Bunch. Like Madden. There's nobody else. That's it. Yeah. All right. What year do you think the Raiders will have a winning record? Go. Does it start with a 30? Does it start with it?
A
Yeah.
B
Me too. I think so. I think next. Next decade is them.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah. Next. Next decades. Yeah. Next decades are decade. Isn't that crazy? We're trying to get that fool on here. I just. I know he's gonna smoke mad blutz. I like his. The memes of him when he goes season one, season five, he's had a blunt in his ear. I love that. What Oakland and Vegas does to man.
A
Right.
B
You know what I mean? It brings out the don't give a dude. Just do what you want. Like.
A
Yeah.
B
I'll blunt my ear. See him smoke the cigar after the game.
C
I'm ripping it like a ripping.
B
Yeah. Lungs of steel. Could you imagine smoking like you smoke Go. By the way, I can run a mile in eight minutes.
C
Four.
B
Four and a half minutes. And that must be a superhero power work out like an athlete. And they go. I'm taking some mushrooms now. It.
C
There's got to be a whole era NFL players doing mushrooms now. Like how they're all.
B
Aaron Rogers talks about doing ayahuasca. That's why he's throwing like to the left. It's all up right now.
C
It's weird watching him out there still. I feel like it's time to bro.
B
He's out there like your Stepdad that your mom divorced. But you still see him in town sometimes. You're like, how you doing, man? You don't look good. She talk about me like. No, not really. That's Aaron Rodgers right now, man, he looks rough. Dude, he doesn't look good and I love that. But damn, he looks rough.
C
What's your take on all the. With the Buffalo Bills going on what
A
they got going on? Yeah. What.
B
What happened? Oh, just like nobody else knows. Marty only knows Bills. He's a die hard. Everybody else. Everybody else sucks.
C
We had this diabolical loss to the Broncos. I don't know if you remember that, where like homeboy caught it and was down and then bro took it out of his hand.
B
That was. By the way, that's a down.
C
They ruled it.
B
That is the downplay. Since when does interceptions after you get down? Since when the does that happen? Anyway, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Yeah, but that was some.
C
And our GM fires our head coach days after, out of nowhere, and he goes on to publicly humiliate our. Our wide receiver, one Keon Coleman. Says he didn't even want him in the first place. And he had a really hard season. And then, you know, they made a bunch of. They've been letting go like Taron Johnson, one of our best defenders. And they've been making all these moves and. But now they moved our Brady. This dude looks like me, our offensive coordinator to head coach, you know, so I'll do it.
B
Didn't have anybody.
C
They fired our head coach. He. Nobody else in the NFL has more runs at the playoffs, most consecutive playoff appearances. They fire him without a backup plan. They got no plan B, no options. They get butt hurt at some shitty said, fire him. Promote the GM on the wide receiver.
B
And you live in Buffalo where it's freezing. Where it's freezing.
C
On top of that. On top of all that, the clouds. Yeah, it's gray sky. Anyway, that's the Bills right now. If you're just.
B
Man, that wasn't regular ass Marty. I thought like something happened. Bills just going through turmoil like every year. All right, but how do you feel about the Bills staying native life?
C
We got the new stadium. I heard the jets are trying to get Pat Mahomes, which would be hilarious.
B
He needs to go somewhere because he's not doing it this past two years. No, he's looking a little. I don't know. If I got $500 million, I'd probably stop caring too.
C
How could you carry more?
B
I wouldn't care anymore, dude. I'll just Do State Farm commercials.
A
It right.
C
You don't even need $5 million. How much money can you spend on that?
B
Hey, if I had 5 million, 100 million, I'm still working. Yeah. Still doing stuff to make more money. Fuck it, right? Yeah,
A
I don't know.
B
That sounds boring. To never work again or never do. Could you imagine like, yo, here's a hundred million dollars for you to stop doing music.
C
That's different.
B
Would you be like, oh, but you also be a fuck a hundred million dollars, but you still be like, oh, I don't know if I'm gonna do it right. Yeah, exactly. Something you like to do. I don't know, man. I couldn't just. I would still be doing some Pat Mahomes. I don't know. Do something, dude. Every time. My sports now, all the bad these guys, man. I love seeing rich millionaires, dude. Millionaire. That's all they are. Make your kids go to school.
C
UFC fighters.
B
Yeah. Then they don't mean nothing. Do you watch Slap Fight? I watch Power Slap too much. Do you watch Power Slap ever?
A
Is that the show where they smack the on each other?
B
Exactly.
A
Yeah. That cool.
B
Yeah, sometimes that.
A
That cool.
B
I got stuck on it, man. I'm now like, I watch it when it comes out. I watch just YouTube. I was watching clips. I watched myself going, oh, an hour ago. I'm gonna watch every one of these right now. It's just so stupid to me. And then I'm getting into them like, oh, that's the crazy one. Oh, that's that right there. And I'm starting to know the names. Like, damn it. I hate that I'm getting sucked into it. It's like watching mini wrestling. It's like, oh, that's mini something. Mini Hulk Hogan. Like, it's like a weird niche to be like, yeah, I know about all that. You know, I mean, almost like, ah, yeah, I know all the snacks, you know, Like, I'm ashamed.
C
Dude, is baby trying to dance against Predators fan.
B
Are you with Dads Against
C
Dads Against Predators? The dudes that, that, that lure the Predators into Walmart and. And slap the out of them on Twitter.
A
I ain't going to lie. I seen them paintball one of them.
B
I've seen that one too. That's. Those are different guys, but that shit's funny, dude.
A
Yeah, I seen all type of.
B
So those are our homies, right? The ones that slack and out of people. And I was going to go on a catch with them like a week and a half ago.
A
Where are they from?
B
Ohio.
A
Damn, that's not far from.
B
Yeah, they're from Toledo, Ohio.
A
It's 45 minutes away.
B
There you go.
C
Yeah, Josh used to stay in Detroit.
B
Place is safe. Just know that it's all safe. Safe, man. Those are our friends. And they're like, yo, let's go on a catch. And they ended up doing one early. So I didn't go. But now I'm thinking when I do go on a catch with these guys, I don't want to smack. All right, ready? What's the five funniest things that I could do to a predator? I think Indian bird right off top. That's funny, right? Oh, that's funny as powder. Slap is funny, but I just don't want to touch someone where they can spit.
C
No, no. A 90s pie to the face, Marty.
B
Thank you. That's the last one because I don't get dirty. That's two Hi to the face. I think smack someone in the back of their knees. You know, when you do it to your friends, they just collapse. I think that'd be hilarious. While he's getting slack, just smack the back of his legs and he folds. I can't think of anymore. I was thinking Nair strips. My yo, put these on your eyebrows. Then make them n strip their eyebrows off. That's hilarious.
C
No, you should make them like hot box.
B
Like, you should give them a thousand degree dab. Like, hit this dab right now.
C
Eat this rso.
B
Hit this hot ass red hot dab right now. Could you imagine that? What they going to say? No, don't call the cops then do you want to go to jail? Hit this dab now.
C
You got Josh smacking you. You're tripping off the hot ass, dad dude.
B
That'd be hilarious, right? Hey, smoke this trash oil. I got some dark. That's funny.
C
That's a dope Asiola vlog right there. We found the trashest house we could
B
find and we're gonna make a predator smoke it. Come with us today, guys. That's some YouTuber. I love that. What's the last one? What would you do right now if you can't smack some predator? Like, what am I gonna do that? I don't want to touch them like that. But I'm like, wet willy would make me disgusted if someone wet willied me. So like. But I want to put my fingers ear, dude. Oh, so what's the last one, dude? What did we do? What's funny? What would you do as a kid? Swirly. But then I gotta find a bathroom.
C
You're at Ralph's.
B
Like, you're right. You're right. You're at Walmart. What's. What's something you would do? I can't think. I feel like I have such an opportunity here to make myself laugh forever. You know the predators. I don't give a. If they're mad anywhere it gas station.
A
You got to spear them through the chip aisle.
B
See, that's cool. But then the guys work. They're like, dog you up my holes.
A
Like, yeah, you gotta overdo it.
B
Like, I'll pay you. Can I up your chips? That's funny. But what's like. That's standard for the beer bong is 40 right now. Get him just like. And then have Josh smack the out of him. Yeah, that's funny. By drinking too, you pray. What do you mean? Like, drink until you ask God to pray to keep this away because we've all been there. Like, I want you to get so drunk that we start putting a heater on you because the last thing you want. You know what I mean? Like, what's something that I would hate? Eat these 10 grams of mushrooms and stare at yourself for four hours. What? Is there something I can do to a predator? They're pieces of. I want to do something so hilarious that I go home. Like, yeah, I got that.
C
Let's ruin their credit. Let's do.
B
Shut there. Thank you, Marty. Ruin their credit. Like, bust your phone out. I'm gonna apply for 10 apartments. Back to back to back to back. On your phone.
C
We're pulling your credit.
B
Pull your credit. Pull your credit. Oh, my God. See, that's some. That affects them.
A
Yeah.
B
What's something that ruins them? Go on your Facebook right now and say I'm a predator. On your Facebook, please, Right now. Post your phone out. So I'm just. I'm over here.
C
Like, I'm reporting your card stolen.
B
So all your auto go on your chase app. All cars lost. You got. You can't do for eight days, man. There's gotta be something so rude like. And also tie your shoes together. Not them. So you walk back to your car all dumb.
C
There you go.
B
There's something. I don't know. Sorry. I know you gotta get out of here, man. We're all you're talking about. What can I do to this, man? There's gotta be something. If you think of something, you please let us know. This will. I'm not gonna.
A
Worse.
C
I don't know.
B
I'm gonna call their work for five days straight. Something. All right, my bad. Yeah, I know there's nothing to do with anything. You were like, yeah, this. We're talking about the music and maybe hold on.
C
Bond again.
B
Yeah, I don't bond again, man. Yeah, there we go. Sorry, my bad. Talking about home alone.
A
Keep the predator.
B
What?
A
I said keep the predators locked up.
B
You hi yet?
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
No, I'm kidding, bro. I'm saying the way you said it. Yeah.
A
That was some good weed.
B
It was good weed. This Hashtill there's bond rips. You let me know after we're done if you guys want to hit this. Okay? Out on bond again. Out now, baby. Tron on every single social, right? And then look out for more coaching all 20, 26.
A
Yes. More plays to be said.
B
More plays. Guys like. That's why I brought up John, man. Nobody brings up John, man. Tron Madden. Thank you, Tron Madden.
C
Not to mention the babytron.net cracking.
B
Oh, that's hard. So babytron. Damn, you guys. What'd you say, yo, you can go forever on this. Yeah, yeah. I really do. I really feel like you could, yo. You know, it must be so fun to have this fool as a friend in high school. Like, hey, say some. Say some wild.
A
Constantly.
B
Just keep. Just keep doing it. I'll smoke you out. That'd be fun as all my friends were not talented. Damn it.
C
The Louis Vuitton collection.
B
The Louis Vuitton.
A
Yeah.
C
Come on.
B
Thank you, Marty. Marty. Marty's good at this. I love that. No fakers. Yeah, I try to flip the Lakers. I couldn't think of anything we related. That one works really well. No fakers. I like this. All right. Babytron.net for all merch. Yeah, sick. All right, cool. Well, thanks for being here, man. Thanks for talking about ridiculous with us. Appreciate you.
C
Appreciate you.
B
Thank you, guys. This has been the dope as usual podcast. Maybe Tron have a dope ass day. Perfect, Perfect, Perfect.
Hosts: Marty O'Neill & Thomas Araujo
Guest: BabyTron
Date: March 17, 2026
This energetic episode features Detroit rapper BabyTron, known for his witty bars, cultural references, and genre-bending mixtapes. The conversation covers everything from music creation, wild touring stories, and psychedelic use, to nostalgic deep dives into sports, cartoons, video games, and pop culture. The tone is lively and comedic, as the hosts riff with BabyTron about life, creativity, and the realities of independent rap stardom.
"It was fitting that I threw him on there. I actually went to jail with him." [03:22]
“It ain't even about the money... I put so much into the last one knowing I’m not gonna get paid. Just for the art, for real.” [05:48]
“Just trying to do the undone before, for real, and having fun.” [06:04]
“In Memphis, it was cameras in the house, like in a plant. Nah, we just gonna go to a hotel on this one.” [44:41]
“I was thinking I was the cool guy... They escorted my ass right out that.” [43:56]
“Their excuse was, ‘We gotta ask who cleaned the house’, like, oh yeah, never getting those again.” [49:24]
“A candle, but like, it was me on Jesus. My face on Jesus.” [37:30]
“The inside of the car was moving. The door wasn’t even there... I just went to sleep, woke up, still high.” [12:08]
“All I remember, shotguned a beer, woke up at Cole’s house the next day...” [21:45]
“Family Guy, SpongeBob, Courage. That was it.” [51:25]
“I just want to buy a PlayStation 2... every game except Def Jam Fight for New York.” [24:08]
“AI... that's Skynet, bro. That really is like the devil.” [35:10]
"20, 26, bro... Where’s the flying cars at?" [33:52]
“I don't really ever write… first time in years was when I just went to jail, just to be silly.” [39:16]
"Be yourself and believe in yourself. It's cliché, but if you don’t believe in you, nobody else will." [61:49]
“Made that song off of an eighth of shrooms.” [64:44]
On creative risk:
"I put so much money into that just to know I’m not about to get paid off this at all. Life of independence, just for the art, for real." — BabyTron (05:48)
On Mushrooms:
"The biggest dose I ever went on mushrooms was a quarter, 7 grams...The inside of the car was moving, door wasn't there. I just went to sleep, woke up, I was still high." — BabyTron (12:08)
On originality:
“Be yourself and believe in yourself. Cause if you don't believe in yourself shouldn't nobody else.” — BabyTron (61:49)
On writing:
“I don't really ever write. The first time I wrote in years was when I just went to jail.” — BabyTron (39:16)
On meet and greet gifts:
“A candle but like, it was me on Jesus. My face on Jesus.” — BabyTron (37:30)
AI & Technology fears:
"AI... That's Skynet, bro. That really is like the devil, damn near." — BabyTron (35:10)
On Michigan winter:
“All we get is snow, so I can’t complain. I’m used to it. It could be worse.” — BabyTron (09:26)
On fan base:
“You got five people showing like five other homies. It’s cool, dude. That’s a start.” — Thomas (62:57)
| Timestamp | Topic | |-------------|--------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:13 | Introduction of BabyTron ("Coach Mode", new album drops) | | 04:10-06:16 | On creative risk, song structure, MADLIB-style references | | 10:14-19:14 | Shroom stories, high-dose experiences, impact on creativity | | 21:45-22:02 | Wildest blackout experience with Cole Bennett/Kodak | | 24:08-25:27 | Video games: nostalgia, PS2, Def Jam, Blitz Football | | 29:15-31:39 | Wrestling, childhood, favorite wrestlers/wrestling injuries | | 35:10-36:21 | AI: "Skynet energy," fears and practical uses | | 37:30 | Weirdest meet & greet gifts ("Candle Jesus") | | 39:16 | Creative process ("I don't write, I freestyle") | | 43:56 | Hotel/Airbnb horror stories | | 50:05-53:40 | Cartoons and TV shows: Spongebob, Family Guy, etc. | | 54:38-56:39 | Michigan sports legends, football fandom | | 61:49 | Advice for up-and-coming indie artists | | 64:44 | Video "Certified Trapper" made on shrooms | | 67:55 | Favorite rewatchable movies | | 79:21-82:53 | Sports banter: Raiders, Bills, Mahomes, money & motivation | | 86:49-89:31 | Brainstorming comic punishments for 'predator catches' |
This edition of DOPE AS USUAL blends high-energy humor, deep nostalgia, and raw authenticity. BabyTron shines as a rapper who’s honest about his process, his love for psychedelics, and his commitment to originality. The episode is packed with hilarious anecdotes, sincere wisdom on independence, and plenty of fan-favorite pop culture shout-outs.
“More coaching, all 2026... More plays to be set.” — BabyTron (90:03)
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Summary by the DOPE AS USUAL team — Have a dope ass day!