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Told you. Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect. Welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast, guys. My name is Thomas Dope as Yola, whatever you want to call me, this is my co host and my uncustworthy friend, Marty o'. Neill.
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Good evening.
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Good evening. With a hand rub, he's about to scam you out of a box. Look at him. Good evening. Follow my IG for more info.
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If you'd like more information, follow for more.
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Do you have telegram? Do you have telegram? No, I can't FaceTime right now, but just send the money. That's Marty right now.
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Goddamn right.
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All right, guys, welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. Merry Christmas. Even though it's 81 degrees outside, there's only one Christmas tree in all of LA. That's nobody cares this year, I'll say that. Does it look like Christmas where you live? Doesn't look like Christmas in LA at all. Kind of weird. But you know what? It's fine as long as I watch A Christmas Story probably, or homeown one or two, hang out, smoke joints. It's gonna be sick. But welcome to the Christmas episode, guys. And let's start talking about Christmas stuff right off the bat. The president just rescheduled weed, guys. Last episode we talked about the thca hemp ban. The day we post the clip is the day that the President says, hey, you know what? I need to get you guys on my side a little bit. Let me reclassify weed. Why? You know what comes out tomorrow? You know what? Certain files come out tomorrow.
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Okay?
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They drop Friday. And I even said that somebody's going to say something major the night before. I remember I said, what, three days ago? Something major is going to happen the night before. And what's major? The president rescheduled marijuana. Ready? This is. This is. You ever seen like something. Something for dummies? How to do this for dummies? Here's politics for dummies. This is my version. Looked it up online. This is what's going on. Weed right now. Yesterday was classified as Schedule 1, which means it's non medicinal. It's. It's a drug. There's no health benefits. Now it's scheduled as. As Re. Jesus. Now it's in Class 3. Rescheduled to Class 3, reclassified, whatever you want to call it, to Class 3. What does that mean? It's in the same exact category as Tylenol with codeine. It is now can be considered medicinal and have medicinal properties, which is a big plus. People that need it, like Marty. Look at Marty. Look at the medicinal properties. Look at the medicinal properties in that. Go. Go for it, man. Oh, yeah.
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Excuse me.
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Your lungs are too powerful to hempwick upside down. First two, three seconds and then do it. Yeah, you hit bowls too hard for. For a little baby hempwick. Look at that. Look at that. Look at all that medicine, that medicinal white smoke and cured. And cured gayness gone. That's what you're saying. I don't like men's no more. That was Marty right Now, Marty, have you seen that clip of the preacher on stage? I don't like men's no more. I don't like guys or men. I'm not gay. I don't like men's no more. And the way he's shaking, all he could think about was like, I wish his microphone was a dick. Like, he's flamboyant. He's a guy that got reformed. He used to be gay and now he's like, I prayed the gay away. But you can't pray the gay away, dude. You can only scare the gay into the closet. And they're still gay, dude. Like, no guy was like, I'm straight now. I went to a camp with a bunch of other gay dudes and we definitely didn't fuck at all. Like, yeah, right, dude. That's a fucking male getaway. Why are we talking about this? I had a topic. I had a reason. Oh. Marty said cured and I went, the gay away. The gay away. Oh, I got this new. This new low calorie weed. Every time you hit it, kill them fat cells. Wouldn't that be crazy? I'd be the skinniest guy on earth. I'd look like a Auschwitz survivor. If weed made you lose weight, I would look like some of our cousins. Our cousins that died in 1943 in Europe. If weed made you skinny, I would look like Sarah Jessica Parker or what is his name not Weebatambe. That's from. That's from King of the Hill. What's the damn basketball player's name? Wembanyama Webanyama. Same shit, dude. Freak of nature. By the way, that guy doesn't have to jump to dunk. He just. It's not fair, dude. What are you supposed to do on a fade away? Jump 16ft in the air? Nah, dude. And you can't double team him because that's somebody's wide open. He's a cheat code. Anyway. Continue. Pray the gay away doesn't work. It scares the gay back in the closet to come out in their like late 40s when they have, like, five kids and they get a divorce. I promise you. Now Marty's like, I can't let that happen to me. Packed another bowl. Packed in the bowl with a straight kush.
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Covered in cushion.
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Covered in kush. That's the album name. Covered in kush. Sounds sick. Damn, Marty, you're making me fiend over here. Look at that bong rip. I'm not smoking at all tomorrow. I have shows do it. So I'm going be smokeless tomorrow.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Smokeless San Diego.
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Smokeless in San Diego.
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There we go. What was it? Jacking it. Jacking it in San Diego. What was it? Jacking it. Jacking it. Jacking it. Jack. That's the song from South Park. Jacking it in San Diego. All right, anyway, pray the gateway. I did a weed video today, okay? Extensive long weed video today. That's why I'm burnt. The president rescheduled weed today. That was 20 minutes ago. So basically, ready? Weed is not legalized. Your state still reigns supreme over this. I don't know. I'm reading online, like, if your state laws don't abide by it, they don't have to.
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The.
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It's real weird. You could still get prosecuted by state, but it's looked at as Tylenol with codeine in the same classification as medicinals. All I see is the government's like, hell, it's in the same thing as pharmaceutical. So now pharmaceuticals are like, hey, this is our marijuana by Pfizer. Take this pill and it's the equivalent to three joints. I guarantee you it's coming. All this did was open the flood, open the floodgates for the president's rich homies. I feel like people like that, that don't fuck with weed, don't like we. But now they're like, oh, it's schedule three. I have a billion on it. And that's what's about to happen. Please support your local people. Please support your local businesses. Don't buy Marlboro joints. Don't buy Marlboro weed. Just don't do it, dude. Please don't. It's like, hey, do whatever you want. How about that? Do whatever you want. Just remember when cigarettes came out, they said they were healthy. Then people started dying, and now they're like, warning baggage. Put a warning on it. Still sell it to them. It kills you. It's known to cause cancer. Weed doesn't. But as soon as the people that cause cancer, that make trillions of dollars, what do you think they're going to do to you? Through the pharmaceutical companies. They're going to sell you some weed that makes you sick and then sell you a pill that makes you healthy and keep you in a cycle. And you're getting high off the plant even though that plant never saw the light of day or soil. That's what's coming soon. The way they made people in the matrix is the way the pharmaceutical companies are going to make weed. I promise, dude, one pill take this pill makes you sober. There shouldn't be like once you hit a joint, you're in for the ride. You shouldn't be able to take it away. And if it's. If it is, it's not real. And I know a lot of people talk like you make an hhc. HCC was legal. It's everywhere. Hhc we have thca. If I could do THC and ship it to you, I would never touch anything again. I promise. I used to sell weed as a. A way of life. I love weed. I love weed. The Sorry. So yeah, you cannot do interstate. You still can't sell state to state. The tax exempt I think might happen. So right now, ready guys? And I'm talking. I'm talking as a politics for dummies. I know a lot of people. A lot of people hit me up like you don't know any of these laws. You don't even know terpenes. You're the weed guy. No, no, no. I get high as have fun. Happen to be the most popular one about it doesn't mean I started off by being Bill Nye the science guy. I don't know stuff. I got straight F's in high school. You know where you're at? Do you know who I am? I am not a scientist. I'm not a grower. I don't make shatter. I don't make. I used to make rosin. I don't do any of that because I don't have time for it. I'll let the professionals do it. That's why I love growers. That's why I love people make hash. I always thank them and buy it. I don't ask for discounts because like fool, you put your time. What do you want for it? That. That's the way I support. If you don't like the way I support suck a dick, do it yourself. But that's what I'm saying. I don't know all these terms. People get mad at me like get the biggest we channel. You should know that doesn't make sense. What Michael Vick's running 38 touchdowns. Does he know defenses? Probably. But does he know all of them? Probably not. Who gives a. He still juke your ass.
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You know how they make the football.
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Thank you. Like, what the. You know he only does dog fights. He doesn't know about pig skins. I know about weed. I don't know about legislations. I'll roll the papers up. I don't know what's written on the papers. Can I smoke this? Yes. I was smoking it before it was legal. I don't give a fuck. I'll hide. I will go back to hiding my weed. I will go back to putting things away and not boxing my car everywhere. I am a product of smoking weed illegally. So if it's legal, sick. That's why these laws don't really matter to me. Until it's like, wait, everybody can get high now legally? What a day for the world. Other than that, fool, I still treat it like it's illegal. I have pounds. I have. It is what it is, man. Like, I don't go to certain states with anything I buy there because I'm not going to be the guy that has made an example of. I still treat weed like it's 1999, 2003 and I'm like a little child. Oh my God, there's a 10 sack in my pocket. I'm gonna go to jail. Like, no, I don't care. So he rescheduled weed to class three. I think it's a good start. It doesn't really affect any business stuff, but it does, I feel will hopefully open the eyes of other states that go, okay, if it's scheduled three, we'll make it scheduled. Like we'll stop prosecuting people because that's really what it is if you have a half ounce in your pocket. Some people are getting months to years in jail. Can you imagine? Ready? I work at Sonic Burger. I'm in Texas. I get off of work, I'm go smoke a blow on my homies. I'm on TikTok, wait for my homies to get there. Roll a blunt cop pulls up with what? I just got off work. What do you mean? Search me. Oh, cuz smell. Oh, I'm done. I had an ounce. I have a felony. No, that's not right. That's not cool. It's just a. It's just a plant, dude. That cop probably smokes weed. You'd be surprised how many cops get high, dude. Or even do other. But just imagine that. Now imagine you're in California. You get off, you work at Sonic Burger. You're smoking a blunt in your car. Cop looks at you and walks by into Sonnet Burger and buys just goes by state. It's so late lenient here it is. It's not fair that other people have to hide and go into jail over the that I'm gonna smoke after this episode. Like I'm gonna smoke after this. I'm gonna smoke right now. It's just, it's very odd. I don't know what the legislations truly mean. I don't know. I don't know what the class rescheduling is going to fully do. It's not going to make weed legal. Also, the hemp band is not affected by this. So a lot of people like, oh, the hemp band's gonna change. THCA and cannabis is classified as two different things for some reason. It's like a man made manufacturing thing. I don't know. I looked at the laws and it's, it's not overturning the head blow the hemp band. So the headband's still on. Reschedule class three. And I think we're gonna get some crazy news tomorrow about this damn list. Oh, something's going on, dude. Like you do the whole weed thing the night before you're supposed to release the list. Sounds like the episode of Michael Scott when he says everybody, when he accidentally tells everybody that Stanley's having an affair. And then Stanley's like, please, please don't tell anybody. So he's like, what do you do when you try to take them the, the words back? You can't take them back. So spread a bunch of other false narratives. So nobody knows what's real. That's what's happening right now. There's a bunch of happening in the world. They're like, hey, this list is coming out. Don't show anybody tomorrow. I don't know. He's gonna give a grant to people and they're gonna be like thousands of dollars and that's the only headline. Or the Navy gets a raid or something crazy is going to happen tomorrow. I feel it. Yo, this Truman show is crazy, man. It is nuts. You know what I'm gonna do? Smoke weed. Whether or not it's schedule one or three. And on that note.
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Sounds good.
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Not cool.
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So it's like, damn, they're gonna find out I'm a creep. We need the stoners.
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Hey, don't prosecute me. Weed's legal. You know what's crazy? That's a compromise that might work for people. People have been wanting weed legal so long they might let one guy slide off a like that. I know it's not the way it's going to work and I sound ignorant. I don't care. Just my opinion, man. Could be crazy, could be not. Whether or not you like the President, whether or not you think he thinks he did bad or true, I don't know. I wasn't there. What the. What do you want me to say? People always hit me up like you, you have a big fall, you should have an opinion. Do you know how I built this following? By not having a opinion? I don't give a about certain things. And if I did, I wouldn't be me. So you could be mad all you want. This, this is not the political advice channel. It's just we're talking about the things that happened today and it's pretty nuts. So it is Christmas time. Okay? So I want to talk a little bit about my childhood real quick because it. It finally paid off. You guys ready for this? I used to collect cans, do anything. Sweep, mop, do anything I possibly can. Anything. Work at the apartments, work anything. Paint, mow the lawn, do it. I don't care what it is. I will work and work. This is like from age 5 to now. All I cared about as a kid was football cards. It's all I wanted to do. My grandpa gave me his collection of Packer cards when I was about 7 years old to start my collection. All I did since then was work as much as I can to get cards. There's a place in Merced called Coppa Comic. I used to walk over there. I used to live on K Street, next to the train tracks. I used to walk over there and buy. I think you heard the story, might heard. I used to buy card packs. I pop the cards, save them. I had a collection. I had a Beckett book. I would grade them, not grade them. I mark them down. I have a whole green notebook. I had this whole notebook with all this stuff. I did it for a whole summer. I did like 6,000 cards. It took like five hours a day all summer to do this. And I did it because I care about my shit. I like collecting cards. That's what I did. So it's about the year 2000, maybe the year 2001. I'm a little child. I walk into cop a comic. What do I do? Buy a pack, pop the pack. I look at it and go, hey, rookie card, Royal, rookie card. This guy's good. I just saw him play last Sunday. So what happened? I was a kid, this quarterback named Drew Bledsoe got hurt. He played for the Patriots. He got hurt. I was a football fanatic as a kid, like watched everything. I know stats, I know players, I know where they're going, I know where they're from. I knew that. And I'm like, no way. Drew Bledsoe's hurt. They're going to have this new kid come in. This new kid's name was Tom Brady. And I saw him play one game, went, he's going to be good, he's going to be good. And I just pop his rookie sealing it. Anytime I got a good card. I bought these, these black, silver, I'm silver plastic, see through cases. And they had a screw. You unscrewed them, put the card in, screw them back in. They're you won't get messed up. Every card, no corners get bent. I was that kid. Dude, I used to buy action figures as a kid, work and not open them. I was that kid, right? Oh, that's from 1980 by. I was a weird ass kid. Anyway, I sealed that card, never touched it again. During the pandemic in 2021, I was at my friend, I was at my house with all my homies and nobody gets to hang out with each other because pandemic. So we all came to my house and chilled, getting shit faced. We're talking about cards because my homie does. I have a friend with like six to eight Kobe's rookies, the best. You know the one, the ones like 800k, he's got four or five of those same cards. I watched this man sell one for $400,000. Sold another one to a guy, but the guy wanted packs. My friend gave him 400k worth of pounds, but in reality he's the connect. Those pounds cost him like 140,000 and he gave it to him as credit for 400k. Got the 400k card in the same weekend, sold it at the event for 330 bands.
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God damn.
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You know what he did? Oh, it's good weekend. That's all he said.
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Is he doing that all the time or is this just once some once in a while?
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This is Bob.
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Oh no, this is Bob.
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It's a long time ago though, before he stopped with the packs. You guys remember Bob? Interview with a drug dealer. That's who I'm talking about right now. I watched Bob make a half a million dollars and go, yeah, cool, good weekend. You bastard. You bastard. I watched him do it, dude. Anyway, we're pulling, we're popping cards and I'm like Guys, I got a sick car collection of, like, my ones I used to put in the cases. So I went and got them. I made a box in wood shop for them. I still have the box from 6th grade wood shop. I keep them in. I. I glued all that stuff together. That's my box. I made that. I open it up, we're all drunk. I'm looking through it and I see in my. The royal rookie card I popped was Tom Brady. I remember the day I popped it and closed it. I went, he's gonna be good. Haven't thought about it since the seventh grade. Twenty years later, I'm with my friends, drunk. I'm like, no. Why? I look at the cards worth $26,000. I've been saving my whole life. Like, one day one of these cards is gonna pop. I've had the craziest car collection. So what happens, guys? I'm in New York City about two months ago, and I go to Comic Con.
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Remember?
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I walk up to this booth. Why? Because it says psa. I'm like, psa the card grading. I. I was just talking about all the cards I got. Cause I want to sell all my cards. I'm done. I've had them for too long. Somebody else can enjoy that shit for the rest of their life because I put a lot of effort into keeping those pristine. I think it's time to get rid of them. So I walk up to PSA because I always want to see him in person. I don't want to send my cards in because it scares me. I feel like people are gonna switch my cards. I'm sorry, it's a long story. I see the PSA guy. I talked to him. He's like, hey, take my information. And I told him what card I had. He goes, you had that sealed? What's it? Was it like an 8? It's like, dude, that's a 10. I popped it and immediately closed it. Sorry, guys. And I can see his face like. You have that card? Yeah, I got it sealed. So what happens, guys? I go home, get all my real good cards, I send to PSA so they can start helping me, and they're going to grade my Tom Brady. Guess how much a grade 8. So there's 10 points in the card. I think I have a 9 or 10. Guess how much the grade 8 of my exact card is going for right now. A hundred and three thousand dollars. All you little pieces of calling me a nerd at Tenaya Middle School, call me a little nerd. Nerd with cards. They're not worth. They will be. That's all I said. They will be. They're gonna be. I always said that. I brought him to school once cuz nobody believed I had them. Too many people crowded me. I put in my backpack. Never brought them again. I know how ghetto these are. I can see it. Somebody's trying to snatch a card, even they don't care about it. Just think. But I came up on one, you guys. I remember. I remember I was at the lunch table with Scott Ducey. I wrapped that back in my bag and bounced. Anyway, if I have a grade nine or 10, I'm looking at like a hundred and twenty thousand dollars for a card. I will sell it. I want the kid, I show speed to buy it because he's got the money. He's a Tom Brady fan. And that's the original rookie royal card. If I had the gold lining holographic version, $3.8 million. Somebody out there sitting on one, their grandpa has it in a case somewhere. They don't even know he has it. So anyway, just wanted to bring up that my cards might finally pay off. Dude, after how many years of collecting? Decades, multiple decades of hanging on to him, doing moves, dragging them from house to house. We moved every five months when I was a kid. I made sure those cards have pristine my whole life.
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Does this story end at April's party?
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Oh, yeah. And then I was at Man. Okay. I went to Marty's wife's birthday party like two weeks ago, Man. And Marty's childhood friend, her husband, is a card dealer. He sells cards. That's what he does. He collects and sells. And I told him, like, oh, yeah, you collect cards. And I told him which one he has is. You have the card. I go, yeah, yeah. He goes, you have it in your possession. I go, yeah, my house. Will you take 110 for it? I looked him because he's how much? How many? How much going for? I'm like 103. He goes, Will you take 110 without me grading it? Because it might be higher, but that's the risk. It could be an 8, could be a 10, but I'll take it for 110. I went, I will sell that to you immediately right now. Take it. Go. Make a go. Make 40k more. I don't give a take. Give me, give me the money. Remember, like in National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation, the money and the guy has a heart attack at the gambling spot. That's how I feel. Oh, my God, I'm so. I'm kind of drunk, and I'm talking to Marty's friend in Marty's kitchen. I'm like, best birthday ever. Who are the. What are the odds? I run into a guy that's like, I will sell that card right now. I'll buy it from you. So I tell him 110. He's like, I'll take it right now. And I look at his wife. She goes. I look at him and go, I will sell you this card right now. He goes, deal. So I got the money on me and I went, wait, what do you mean? He goes, 110, right? Go 110,000, sir. And he goes, oh, God. And in my head I'm like, don't you know cards? You thought I was hyped about a hundred and three dollars? I told you, I've been saving for 30 years. My life. 103. And he goes, oh, yeah, I don't have that. Like when you said you had it on. You know what? Damn. Marty's friends are balls. So here we are. That's it. Anyway. Christmas cards. Christmas. That's all I ever did. It's all I ever cared. Hey, I'll take cards. I'll take a couple dollars. I go to the car shop. That's all I ever asked for. I'll take some cards. Take some cards. Some money for cards. It's all I ever care. Everybody always asks, when I was a kid, my aunts, my cards. I'll take this. I'll take some money for cards. Oh, dude. I was a fiend as a kid, dude. That's all I did. Anyway, it finally paid off. You. Everybody at that lunch table that ever made fun of me. Eat a dick.
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How do you find a buyer for it now? I already talked to psa, so do they find it?
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I'm just wait. Yeah, I'm just waiting on it.
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They bring you like.
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No, I wanted to grade it. And I'm gonna go get rid of that. I want the kid. I show speed to buy it.
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You're gonna hit them up or something?
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I'm gonna find somebody to get a way of contacting him. Tell Frank it's worth 140. 110 right now. Best deal you're ever gonna get. It's been touched by one human. Me, when I put it in in sixth grade. I'm not undone it since the sixth grade. He's got the money. He could pop. He could show it on the street, do all his things. It's a perfect opportunity for content for that guy. And then he could get top Brady to sign it as his friend. The only one signed. Oh, there's a million dollar card. He has the opportunity to gain 800k value off of this thing. So what I'm saying is give me some money, man. That's what I'm trying to say. Give me money. Okay, what's the date that this is dropping? The 23rd.
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Huh?
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Okay. We won't have another episode until then. If you were in Las Vegas, the 29th, Monday, December 29th, that would be the Jimmy Kimmel theater performing at the Jimmy Kimmel theater with Josh Wolf. I talked today and confirmed.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Let's.
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Do we know like, like how many capacity that.
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I just don't. I just saw a picture. Look cool.
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Super sick.
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Yeah, super sick. I'm excited, guys.
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So now you're gonna have done comedy in like five states, right?
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Yeah, pretty sick. She just barely got champ first time.
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Ever in San Diego tomorrow.
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And the next day I'm in San Diego. American comedy company. But this will have passed already. Shout out to David Lucas. We crest it. I did a backflip successfully. It was so sick. And landed in the splits and told a joke. That's what happened this weekend. All right, let's just say that's what's going to happen. Have we talked about the national hash hole competition?
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No.
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Okay, so there's a shout out to Adam mill. First off, Adam mills started doing this thing like years ago. He's like 420 plus 710. 710 means oil. 710 is the dab day. You turn 710 upside down, it spells oil. 7 10. 420 is international weed day. If you add 420 and 7 10, you get 11 30. So that's why the 1130 event, hash hole day, you put hash with weed. That's attabille. Started a long time ago. But now there's a competition called national hash hole day where all these people that roll hash holes and donuts come together. What paper are you using? What tip? What grinder? What weed? What this? What that? Big competition, then they pick a winner. Shout out to rolled by legs. Uncle Legs. He is the guy that came up to me in the video recently and I had that like grenade piece of dynamite. I'm like, this is so sick. I kept it. I actually, I still have it in my house. I didn't know that day when I saw him at national hashel day, I didn't know what was going on. He entered and won the entire competition. And then like Two days later, I'm like, oh, congrats. He goes, I used proper papers. I used your papers and won the entire competition to say, Yeah, you know what that means? Every person that hit it went, this is fire. Which means all the. Every other person that was using elements, we won. Pretty cool.
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That's pretty cool. Coming out of the gate, brand new company.
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Pretty cool.
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Nobody knows what paper is what till the end, right?
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Well, I mean, you can see the watermark. Mine doesn't have a watermark because I left it off for the first round. So you don't know what paper this is. You just know, like, oh, it's good paper. What a paper is this? That's what people are thinking. What paper is this? There's no branding on it. I know. Don't wait. Round two. I want to get all the feedback so I could make it perfect, then brand it so I have my pattern I need to get drawn up. And then we're ready to go. But anyway, shout out to Roll by Legs. One national hash all day with proper papers. Let's go. What's up, guys? First off, Merry Christmas. Thank you so much and Merry Christmas from my bookie. Shout out to my boogie for sponsoring this episode. You. You guys know you can bet on anything, anytime, anywhere using my bookie. Use our code dope as usual. And that's going to do a match bonus all the way up to $1,000. What does that mean? If you bet $2, my bookie's going to bet $2 for you. So now you got a $4 bet. If you bet $600, they'll bet $600 for you. Now you have a $1,200 bet just by using our code dope as usual. Football's booming. Everything's going. The Chiefs are out, which is crazy. This is the first time in the history of the show we're saying that, well, you can't bet on the Chiefs this playoffs, so bet on everybody else. Guys. And remember, use our code dope as usual. If you're gonna bet, use our code. They'll match you up to a thousand dollars coming up next month. Get your bets in right now with my bookie, UFC 324. Justin Gagey's gonna fight Patty the Baddie. Two fighters I actually like are gonna go at it. Get your bets in right now, guys, remember, with my bookie, they're gonna match you up to a thousand dollars using our code dope as usual. So thank you for supporting the sponsors that support our channel. Back to the episode. Okay, I Have one, two, three more things I want to talk about, guys, and I think we should hop into the Christmas time. Okay, guys, as you know, Marty and I take sponsors. We do YouTube, we have merch, we have unrestricted. That's how we pay for things. That's how this functions. That's how everything works. I didn't know there was a big, like, taboo stigma behind gambling online. Did you know that? Like, when influencers do gambling things, they, like, people like, you know, you're. You're selling your soul. I didn't know people were so mad about gambling. But I got a lot of people, like, I can't believe you would even do a gambling ad and prey on people's addictions. Like, damn, dog, I thought I was giving a deal. They already gamble. Here's a discount code for sure. I thought that that was cool. And if you don't gamble, yo, here's a discount code.
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B
Yeah, well, I mean, you could say the same thing about Miller Light. You could say the same thing about Ouija.
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A
Anything but. But the way they said, I'm like, is that a thing? Apparently that's a thing where people, like influencers should not be doing gambling. It's addictive. Like, yo, you know what addictive things that we talk about and do. I just didn't know, all right? I'm not a. I don't. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was like that. The reason I'm bringing it up is I had people tell me that we're not an independent show because we take sponsors, which doesn't really make sense because that, I mean, I mean, just flat out, I don't think, you know, business or models of business, because that's how it works. NFL players, UFC fighter. That's. That's how it works.
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B
Yeah. No, we're completely independent. Any sponsorship that we get, we get. There's no company that owns this show or no middleman that goes out and gets deals that produces the show. It's literally a two man operation. It couldn't possibly be more independent. If we didn't get sponsors, there wouldn't be a show.
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A
So with that being said, shout out to you guys for making the show possible, and it's the end of the year, it's Christmas time, let's do some fucking giveaways, guys. And they're not like, you gotta buy this. Or if you bought this before, no. Are you ready? I got giveaways for everybody. Because some people, like, I don't do Twitter I don't do Instagram. I only have YouTube. Oh. I don't do the social media. Well, now you. I got something for you. All right. Are you ready, Marty? Rip that medicine. Rip the Cure. Not the Cure. The band. Marty, do you know the band the Cure? No. It's good band. Damn. Marty's got disgusting lungs. You would murder some meth, dude. You would absolutely be ice king, dude. Not ice, like deportation. Straight ice. Meth king.
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B
North of the wall. Come on.
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A
North of the wall. You mean American? Was that a Mexico America joke?
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B
I guess so.
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A
North of the wall, the great arctic white. White is right. The only way to be starts punching his chest.
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B
The abominable bomb man.
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A
You see this? He's not welcome. That's Marty coming up. Jesus Christ. Only watch white men can't joke is there's a white man in it. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's not what I was going to say. But let's do some giveaways for everyone out there that's always supporting our channel. And there's something for every single one of you. Are you ready? For everyone out there that's like, oh, I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't have that app. I got something for everybody. Are you ready? When this video comes out, all you got to do is go to the post. All right, Marty, this is what I was talking about. We kind of need to put the post, like, ready? You're gonna see this picture. Bing. This picture is gonna pop up. That's on dope as usual. Podcast, Twitter. All you're gonna do is go over there, drop a comment. Drop a comment. Favorite episode. There it is. For Twitter. Go. Drop your favorite episode in the comments of the post that just popped up. That's it. The winner of that is going to get a Puffco Peak. A Cupsy, Marty. Showing what the cupsy is. The cup C. Close it. It looks like a regular coffee cup, except smoke weed out of it. It's a bong. It's got water attachment inside. This fool looks like Vanna White. You could just rip the shit. Yellow could have just ripped it. This fool. Okay, you're gonna get a cup C, a Puffco peak, and a hot knife. That's probably, what, 500 something bucks? @ least shout out to Puffco for giving us a bunch of stuff so we can have giveaways and do stuff for the people. There's no purchase necessary. You don't got to tag a homie, just the love of the show. Go on Twitter. Find that post because it's going to come out as this video is coming out on Tuesday 12:30. It will be on Twitter. Dope as usual. Twitter. Go leave your favorite comment. Go leave your favorite comment, your favorite episode, and I'll pick somebody out there, we'll DM you and you'll win $500 plus bundle of puffco stuff. A Puffco Peak Pro. That alone is sick. Then the cupsy and a hot.
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B
Knife. No hot knife, no life. That should. You need that.
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A
Hot. Really helpful. It's very helpful. Actually, guys, that's giveaway number one. All right. And why are we doing this? Because you guys are awesome and without the fans and you guys, we would not have a show. So thanks for being here. Thanks for hanging out yesterday. We talked about eating raw oyster turkey babies and shooting them like oysters. We're saying some dumb and it makes me laugh. Thank you guys for also being childish and laughing at stuff with us. Because if you weren't here, it'd be me and Marty going, yo, we can't pay for any of this. How are we gonna survive? And it wouldn't work. So thank you guys for being cool and being.
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B
Nice. I was just thinking that all these solo clips last week, like everyone. Yeah, we appreciate you guys. Everybody that says they. They love the solo episodes and every that sports guest episodes. The unrestricted everything all.
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A
Year. Oh, oh, speaking of under speaking. Oh, actually, look at this wall. Rocco painted this by.
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B
Hand. Come.
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A
On. Brand new wall. We're gonna add a couple more pieces of color, but Rocco painted.
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B
This.
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A
Beautiful. Amazing.
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B
Sick. You get a motherfucking air.
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A
Horn. I need headphones. I can't do this anymore. Next step. I can't. I knew there was headphones or air horns coming, but I just had to imagine that shit. No more giveaways. Okay, ready? I don't know if you guys know we have something called dope as usual. Unrestricted on dope as usual. Podcast do. $8 a month. It's a four episodes a month. There's episode every single Friday uncensored. We're getting high. We're showing weed. It's virtual. Marty's at home in his stream setup. I'm at my stream setup. We're allowed to take dads do whatever we want. We're allowed to show anything because it's our website. We play. It's about 25 minutes of Marty and I talking about stuff that we probably can't talk about on here. And then what happens? We do about 35, maybe 40 minutes of sometimes an hour. Yeah. Of ridiculousness. Style show. Like, we show clips. We talk about the clips. Except these are clips you cannot show on YouTube. Most of this shit's horrible or really funny, but horrible too. Basically, it's rated R. Everything we show on there is rated R. Not for, like, restricted or whatever that age. Restricted. All right, so could you imagine it was R for retarded. Yeah. Because all this shit's stupid. You're about to watch. Welcome to the dope as usual podcast. Anyway, that's called unrestricted. So on there, there's a forum, you can type, you could text, you could talk, and under each episode, you could talk, like, comments. So there's four episodes a month, right. For eight bucks, basically $2 an episode. Damn, that's. Yeah, it's basically two hours episode. Anyway, we just do the paywall because we couldn't make it work with YouTube's like, Yo, what's gonna make us pay stuff? So we can keep the lights on? Do a. So we do an extra episode every week. I'm not sure if you know that. On unrestricted. Every single Friday on our way, on our podcast, on our podcast website. So for all the unrestricted members out there, for all the people that actually do unrestricted and you're signed up, I don't care if you sign up right now and you still win, you're still supporting, so we appreciate you. Only unrestricted members. Listen, this next giveaway, you can only win if you're signed up for unrestricted. There's no other way. Okay, Sorry. But that's what it is. I got more giveaways coming up. Remember, we just did Twitter, But I'm doing unrestricted. This is for the people that support Marty and I every. Every week. This is support, too. But unrestricted, you have to go. You have to pay, you have to get. These are real car, like, super, super dedicated. So we appreciate you guys. And I know, like, we do giveaways there all the time. And what if you're like, we. Oh, I would have took a Puffco. Oh, don't worry. We'll do more Puffco stuff. We'll do other stuff, but this is something super special, I think. And I know it's not got the same monetary value, but I want to show you guys something. This is the first time you're seeing it. This is dropping January 10th.
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B
Right? God, I almost just got a little. Little chills. Damn near. This is a special moment. This has been in the works for so long. So happy to be able to share this with you guys and for us to be able to Support this and launch this, please, sir. Go.
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A
Ahead. Ready? January 10th. Shout out to Marty's footwork for the past two years. Do you guys know Ethica, the gigantic brand? Ethica Dope as usual podcast, January 10th in stores and on ethica.com and in all Zoomies. But if you want to support, go to ethica.com and scoop those. Get them sent to you. But also they will be a zoomies. What I'm saying is. Shout out. Shout out to Ethica. Shout out to Marty for getting this.
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B
Done. Dope as usual come the on or.
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A
In. So Dope as usual Staple underwear with a sticker from Ethical. Hold on. I don't want to ruin the package. There we.
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B
Go. Oh, well, let's see the back of the package real quick because it's.
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A
Got the pack, it's got that. This is the exact pattern, guys. This is our old school. Like, this is kind of crazy to see it in.
- [39:23]
B
Person. But the episode with the new wall, with the first time we got this happened to.
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A
Be. Are you ready, guys? Here we go. That's.
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B
Real. Let's.
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A
Go.
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B
Yeah. Got.
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A
Mine. That's.
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B
Sick. Hanging up on the.
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A
Shelf. Hold on, I gotta hit the.
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B
Joint. This is.
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A
Legendary. Hell, yeah. So there it is. You got some stickers. You got the thing. Ethical stickers. Are you ready? Are you guys.
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B
Ready? You guys been here since season one. This is a special.
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A
Mom. This is where your dick goes. Are you ready? Where she wears underwears with dick holes in them. These are small. Look at. These are not big. Look at this with the orange matching.
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B
Band. Come.
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A
On. Dope as usual. Right on the dick. And something that we thought was real funny. There's a little squirt like a coming out of a bong. It happened to be right on the dick. Right where your dick is. There's a little. Little squirts. Multicolored squirts coming out right where the crotch is. But also, first time in Ethica history they did a collab and did not change the art. All they did was add the Ethica and the.
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B
O. Dropped a little in the eye logos in there. Come.
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A
On. And then there's one more ethical logo floating around somewhere right here. But look at these homies. For life is right.
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B
There. Look.
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A
Ridiculous. Got our buildings, all of our.
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B
Stuff. Probably the most. Could be the most high quality, comfortable boxers you've ever had too, by the way. All day. All day with Ethos. If you're working out, if you're not. Oh, come.
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A
On. I usually am Honestly, I usually am I aware of.
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B
The. So when these drop, we need everybody to go.
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A
Support. It's going to be on EA.com.
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B
They'Re going to be available on Slack. Zoomies.
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A
Zoom. I'm not going to say exactly how many thousands, but there's thousands of them. That's not a.
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B
Lot. It is.
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A
Limited. It's.
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B
Limited. We need. But, but there will be a bigger drop if we, if we can come together and support this drop, we will, I guarantee, drop something super fucking sick. Q1, Q2. Much more than just.
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A
Boxers. This is the boxer staple drop, right? This is what me and Marty wanted to do. This is what we wear. We legitimately wear this. That's why we're like, what, our own fucking version? This is sick, dude. It really makes my day knowing this is real. We, me, Marty just went and did the photo shoot this week and this is what.
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B
Ethica. This is their.
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A
Proprietary. That's, that's their, this is their.
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B
Main thing that they do, is the staple. They do regular clothes, gear. We're going to do all that they. You know what I mean? Socks, hoodies, hats, the sheisties, gloves, the whole roll.
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A
Out. So how about this gigantic box of Ethica stuff? Also, we'll hit Godson up and be like, yo, what's up? We need size, medium. We need 20 things. How about this? You'll be the first unrestricted. Here we go. You're going to be the first to get this and we'll get your size and we'll also send you a fat ass box of ethical gear, like a variety of their other stuff. All right, so Twitter, you're getting a $500 puffco pack. This is probably like a rack worth of stuff, honestly, because Ethica stuff, they're going to lace us and it's not cheap. So also, guys, when these come out, these are going to be 20 bucks. 1999 a dub. There it is. So unrestricted, this is what you're going to do over the screen. Boom, you're going to see this post. This post is going to be posted in the forum on unrestricted. All you do is go in there and you know what? Also leave your favorite episode of the year. It can be an unrestricted episode. It'd be a regular episode. Just leave what was your favorite episode. That's it. If there's three people that comment one of three people. If there's 100 people that comment one of 100, you know what I'm saying? Like, unrestricted is a lot smaller following than Our, our Instagram and our YouTube. So your chances are mass, like vastly higher. That's what I wanted to give like the one of like the exclusives. You've never seen that we're dropping it right here to show you guys.
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B
Sick. And I think just to reiterate, I think like it's going to be about January 10th. We're going to be able to. For.
- [43:57]
A
Everybody. That. That's going to be available January 10th. Okay, two down. Oh, I don't have Twitter. I don't do unrestricted. Do you have Instagram? Are you ready up next for Instagram, guys? Here we go. This is what we're going to do. Boom. Over the screen, go to this post on dope, as usual, podcast Instagram. All you're going to do is on, You know what, tag a friend because you might be able to share this with them. Tag a homie. If you want to share, you can share with them. But how about this? Go to the post on Instagram the day this drops. You can do Twitter. You can enter Twitter. You can enter. Understood. You can enter the Instagram. Do it all. It doesn't matter. But this Instagram one. Just tag one homie. That's all we want you to do. Tag a homie in the. In the comments. That's it. The winner. All right. I should have brought it over. Is going to be $250 box worth of boxes. A gigantic stack of display box. Not like packs. Full display boxes. Rocco, can you grab some display boxes? I'm sorry, I'm tripping. I should have had them right here. Display boxes. Okay. For everyone out there. If you haven't tried proper papers. Right there on the other side of the wall. Rocco, where all the papers are this? Your camera's done. Display boxes. Okay. I don't know how I'll do it all the way up to 250. I don't know if it's like eight bucks. Six boxes. I don't know how to do the math right now, but that's what's gonna. That's what you're gonna win if you, if you apply and try to go for the giveaway on Instagram. Oh, nice stacking. Here we go. Got some tips. 114. Oh, yeah. When you open the box, you could make it like the stores. You just rip the sides off. Here we go. These are the slims, these are the wides. There it is, guys. So the.
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B
Winner, the award winning proper box. Oh.
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A
No. Oh, my God. That's so lightheaded. Felt my body was shutting.
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B
Down. I thought you were finished. You're just gonna.
- [46:17]
A
Just. I know what I'm doing. My hand does this on my. On my leg. Damn. I try to prop myself up. That cough got me hell lightheaded. I hate that. Ever since I got sick on Thanksgiving, I've been having, like, a slight shortness of breath. Every time I take a dab after the first set, I go. And they go, oh, okay. Like the first pool. You guys have seen me on live after the first pool. I don't know what it is. I'm trying to hit Too fat.
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B
Too hot on the unrestricted yesterday that almost took you out.
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A
Remember? Yeah, exactly. So, guys. Ow. You. So. Guys. Here it is. Okay, Go on Instagram, tag a friend. I will give you 250 worth of proper papers. Boxes. Full display boxes. I'll ship them to your house. Tag a friend and give your friend a couple papers. Let them try them out. Spread the wealth. Do whatever you want. Or hoard them. It's yours. Do whatever you. Damn, Marty, that bong rip is milky. Oh, hell no. Did you see.
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B
That? All the folks out.
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A
There. That was. That was crazy. Holy. What did that remind me of? Got you. Got it. Damn. My. My brain, dude. I wish it was more productive, but I. I know exactly what that was from because I saw the movement. And the way you did it.
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B
It'S going to be a deeper pull than the.
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A
Toweli. Way deeper. Have you ever seen the movie True Romance with Christian Slater? Anyway, he hallucinates and Elvis talks to him when he's by himself. Come on, you're gonna get it. You're the man. Step up. Anyway, he's like, I like you. Always have, always.
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B
Will. Oh.
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A
Sure. And then he leaves right before he does the drug deal and gets killed. Always will. When you did that, that's what he did. You can never see his face because he's blurred. He's always in the mirror in the background. Kind of like the way they did Elvis and Forrest Gump. You never fully see his face. And when he's doing.
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B
The. Yeah.
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A
Yeah. And he's like, oh, do that little dance again right there. I like that. And what was it like two years later? I saw that young man swinging his hips on tv. Anyway, it was Elvis from True Romance. That was what you just did. Good movie. God, it's a good movie. Brad Pitt is not even famous yet. He plays a stoner on a couch, has a minimal role. That crazy Gary Oldman plays a white ghetto pimp with dreads and does a great job at.
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B
It. What's the point of the.
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A
Movie? I don't want to it. Michael Rapaport's in it. He's a.
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B
Great.
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A
Nice. So the movie, True Romance, right? There's a movie called, you know, I can't, I can't. I will ruin the movie for you. But I believe it's a screenplay by Quentin Tarantino. I think it's his first one. I believe. Believe he wrote part of that movie or wrote the whole screenplay. I can't remember. But True Romance is a great movie. That's why my sister calls herself Alabama. She's had that since we were kids. Every, like, screen name is Alabama. It's from that movie. It's great movie. Go watch the movie. All right, here we go, guys. We got some real good giveaways going on, okay? And if you're like, I don't do Instagram, I don't do Twitter. I don't do unrestricted. I watch you on YouTube, dude. Well, get ready for the fourth giveaway. The fourth giveaway is for YouTube. At YouTube only. Are you ready? This is fun. This is fun. This is what I need you to do. Since there's no DMs on YouTube, how am I gonna hit you up? You go back and check the comment every day until someone wins. No, that's fucked up. This is what you're gonna do on this episode. The episode you're watching. Go in the comments of this episode. What is your favorite guest of this year? That's it. But they have to be this year. Make sure you don't do last December's guest because you do not.
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B
Win. Refer to our Instagram for all the.
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A
Guests. There you go. January. From January and up. Who is your favorite guest? It I don't have to agree with you, like, oh, I didn't like that. Guess you don't win. No. All you gotta do is drop your favorite guest to that of this year. That way I know you're.
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B
Watching. Starts with Brian.
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A
Ortega. It start. Yes, it does start with Brian Ortega. He was the first guest of this year. So go through. Drop a comment on this video that you're watching. Drop a comment. How am I going to hold you? You know I just said that. Please leave your email. That's it. Drop a comment with your favorite guest of the year and your email. That's it. Christmas Day. I'm picking a winner for Twitter. Picking a winner for Instagram, Instagram, unrestricted and YouTube. So you have two days to do this. I only two. You can. No, you. You can leave two comments that's it. Last time we let like as many as you want. Some guy left four, like 400 comments in a row. You can do it twice. You can only enter these things two times. That's it. If you have two accounts, one each or something, don't be a bastard. Okay, so for YouTube, drop your favorite guest of the year. Okay, so if you're on Twitter, remember you drop your favorite episode of the year. It can be guest too, but drop your favorite episode. We're going to pick on Twitter on unrestricted. All you do is go in there, drop your favorite episode. We're going to pick someone in there on Instagram, tag a friend. That's it. YouTube on. There's no photo to go talk on. Nothing. It's this video that you're watching. Go in the comments, drop your favorite guest. That's it. And your email. Because there's no other way to get a hold of you. Drop your email, your favorite guest. You know there's going to be scammers. You know that for a fact? There are scammers everywhere. They pretend they get our same logo and they say, hey dopest. Usual podcast one. Give us your email and your this and your address. You won. Please pay this fee to get the shipping. You know how many people have gotten fake wins on our giveaways? What's our the same email that's hooked up to my Instagram. You guys can all Talk. Dope is Yola 545. I'll email you from that. If you do not get an email from dope as Yola 545 at Gmail. It is fake. That's it. It's fake. It has to come from me. Don't worry about a DM or this or that. If this is the YouTube win and I say you won the YouTube giveaway, I will email you personally to make sure nobody's getting scammed. If it's not from my email, disregard. Don't get played. I'm not going to feel bad for you. I just said that twice. Do not be dumb. If it's not from my email to you, I will email you directly. So leave your favorite guest and your email so I can get the winner. Oh, what's the prize? Sorry, I'm over here trying to do. I'll give you a 250 gift dollar gift card to push trees. Get whatever you want. There's bongs, there's grinders, there's zippos, there's clothes, there's trays, there's everything you can think of. So by the time this comes. No, no. The new stuff comes out next.
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B
Month. Are the flour mills all.
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A
Gone? I believe so. No, I think there's a couple left. That's why I say right. Yeah.
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B
Right. What about those tees you got.
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A
On? There's a couple.
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B
Left. There.
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A
Is. There's a couple left. Yes, there's a couple left. So guys, do me a favor. On YouTube, remember, drop your favorite guest and your email. I will email you personally. If you win, I will pick on Christmas Day. All right. I'm gonna pick on Christmas Day. Make sure it's from my email. Dopaziola 545@gmail. If it's not, check it 5, 4, 5 people will put another little dot and a number just to scam people. They do it all the time. You won. Please leave us your telegram. And they go in there and like, hey, you want to buy a pack? Oh yeah, give me 1500 bucks. I'll say, come on.
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B
Ma'.
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A
Am. Dopa. Joel. They do that shit all the time, dude. So $250 gift card. Bing. Pretend I have a gift card in my hand. 250 gift card to push trees. I'll make you the gift card. I'll send it to you. You can use it whenever you want. Sick. So that's one company. We own that company. Puffcoath. Shout out to you so much. Ethica. Shout out to you so much. We just. Amazing Christmas giveaway, man. I mean, it's Christmas time. It sick. Hella tight. How long we've been here? How long have you been.
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B
Filming?
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A
Hour. Hour. Let's go. Okay, I got a couple more notes, guys. I.
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B
Wanna. Can we just shout out the. The. The king down in Australia that apprehended that active shooter situation real.
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A
Quick. Oh, I thought you meant like the king of Australia. Do they have a king or a president? Oh, man, I don't know. I saw the video. Some guy tackled that active. We're just keywording it here. There was.
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B
A. There was a nerfing. There was a mass.
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Nerfing. Mass nerfing. Marty is insane. It was a mass nerfing of accountants in old England. In New England. In the new version of the uk. Damn. A bunch of accountants got nerfed by liquor store owners in UK jail. You like that? Did you like that YouTube? Did you like that YouTube? The thing is like. You know exactly what I'm saying now. People got nerfed. Bunch of accountants got nerfed by liquor store owners in the UK jail. Oh, you mean Australia. Yo, you know what's crazy is this. This leads me straight into the story I wanted to tell. Like, directly into the story I wanted to.
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Tell. I've heard that they've actually infused Gemini into YouTube to the point that the AI is really actually going and, like, looking at all these, like, different facets of the video on YouTube. Like, I think YouTube's really fundamentally completely changed through.
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A
Gemini boycott. You know what that means? Oh, you'll find out. Dude. Boycott that. No, I'll trust it. No, drop my.
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B
Cap. Right? I mean, was. When were we just saying Gemini, first of all, apparently, is some goddamn constellation. Now it's the all seeing God within.
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YouTube. I didn't know. So, Gemini. You're messing up my. I love Gemini. My favorite. What is this called? Astronomy Constellation. No, no, come on.
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B
Capricorn. Astronomy.
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A
Astrology. Astrology. What's it called? Your.
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B
Sign.
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Yeah. Favorite sign, man. Love Gemini. Love AI. Love Allen Iverson. Love it all. Love it all. I would love it. You know what? I would love my YouTube to stop getting restricted and banned. That'd be so sick. I'd probably like. I probably adopt some robots. Dude, Every time I see a lime scooter, I pick it up. Especially if it's on the ground. All right, Gemini, be on my side. Dogs, brown nose and fucking technology. It's okay. Here we go. I got a dab here going. Are you guys.
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B
Ready? What you got in that.
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A
Dab? My homies brand. It's called Big Brain. Smoking the past couple. A couple weeks. It's good. Those royal papaya. You got.
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B
Hands. You're gonna thread.
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A
This. Of course. You know who I am. Come on, man. Threading the needle.
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B
Here, you just.
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A
Threaded that between, like, multiple thousands of cameras, hella stuff. Bonds, glass, and your.
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B
Teeth. And I lost.
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A
It. And my teeth.
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B
Right? Yeah, that was. I didn't even think about.
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A
That. Smell that.
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B
That's. This is cool. That was worth it. This packaging.
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Is. Smells like rotten papaya. Like rotten.
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Fruit. Yeah, truly does. Truly. Yeah, it smells like that Smells good, dude. Like a smoothie you left out.
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A
Overnight. That's great comparison in the rotten fruit. Like. Oh, sweet. Oh, kind of. I think it's.
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B
Bad. Rocco, dab this.
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A
Please. Let's put on your.
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B
Lips. Take this carmax real.
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A
Quick. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold.
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B
On.
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Bam. I have a story, and it is about. You can't see him. It's about Tommy Chong. Sir Thomas Chong. Are you guys ready for this? One day, I will take the place of Tommy Chong. Years from now and I'll be the next Thomas that gets high. It's gonna be a sad day, man. Those guys are in their 80s, and it really saddens me that they're not gonna be around forever. And it's weird. Do me a favor. Go watch Cheech and Chong's last movie. That's what it's called, Cheech and Chong's last movie. It's sad because, you know, it's the end. It's the end of an era. And they're both, without looking at the camera, saying, hey, thanks, guys, but we're done. It's weird, dude. Great movie, though. So this story is about the first time I ever hung out with Tommy Chong. Filmed anything. And when I realized my videographer is a French forget and I just cannot, that's when I was like, what? What do you mean? Anyway, mole videographer. One time we were talking about south park, and he goes, it's the most racist show. I'm like, dude, who cares? It's hilarious. They're children. That's why it's allowed to be okay, because it's a children cartoon. If it was real people, it'd be over. If it was adults, it'd be canceled. That's what makes it good, because they're white men making fun of people. And I was like, ugh, I hate you. He's a white dude. And one of the first things he told me was, the only thing in the world I don't want to do is produce another white white child. That's what he said. And I went, what does that.
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Mean? I don't get.
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It. I don't get it either. He's like, I will not date a white woman to produce another worthless white child. That's when I was like, whoa. You're like a self hating, worthless wife. You see what this means? Not welcome. That's how I felt doing it to him. Like, dog, you need to be put in your place or something. Because that was crazy. Have a white baby. Who gives a. What's wrong with you? I don't like you that much because you're not ethnic. You're a weirdo. Anyway, I didn't know about being woke and all that. When he said that, I was like, whoa, that's weird. Then he said, the South Park. I went, that's weird. And then the day I met Tommy Chong. Are you guys ready? I met these people that were working with Tommy Chung, and they wanted to trade me doing, like, a infomercial for their brand for a story time with Tommy Chong. If you Guys can go type in dope as yola. Story time. Tommy Chong. I did a story time with Tommy Chong, like, my eighth episode in. I don't know how I made that happen, but it happened. We got Tommy Chong on my channel, and he told amazing stories, and we only got to put one in there because the rest of them. I guess he would have got canceled. I didn't know. But we took it out anyway. We're sitting there. Tommy Chong starts talking to this girl that's working there, and she's Australian. And he goes, oh, aborigines. And I didn't know that was, like, a slur or, like, kind of disrespectful. I don't know. But my old videographer looked at me like that. I'm like, what, dude? He just said, I don't get it. I don't understand. Australians are, like, goofy and nice. They'll be fine with it. Anyway, he's like, dude, he needs a handler. What if he says this and you don't know who's in the room? What if I work for somebody and I. That's how you get canceled. That's the first time I ever heard of canceled. Like, what do you mean? Canceled for what? He just said a goofy thing about Australia. Anyway, the first time I ever met Tommy Chong is when I realized my videographer sucks. This story is about to wrap up because I want to talk about something else, but I want to talk about why I brought this up. I'm chilling with Tommy Chung, and before he starts filming with me, his producers come like, hey, man. Just like they did with us here. Remember? We had him in the. In the. In the Marty season one. We had Tommy Chong on this show. And what happened? His producer said, can you please not get him to get him high? Just want him to smoke. Remember that? Yeah, I do remember. So two years, three years before this, I went to film with him for story time. Before we started, his guys came like, hey, we'd appreciate if you don't, like, smoke with him, like, don't get him too high. He shouldn't be smoking around because he had cancer at the time. He still does, but he was, like, going through remission. I think more we might help. Anyway. I'm like, of course I'm polite. I'm like, of course I won't do anything. I won't pass the joint. Another, please don't. Like, he'll smoke when he needs to smoke, if he wants to. He's set. He has set times. He smokes. I'm like, okay, so if you watch the episode, we're talking, and then I'm hitting the joint, he goes, man, you really. You really bogart that, huh? You're not gonna pass it. I went, and I snitched. I snitched on him immediately. I went, that guy right there told me not to. He goes, oh, he did, huh? And in my head, I'm like, oh, he doesn't like the fact that you tell not to get him high. He's Tommy Chong, dumbass. Let him do what the he wants to do. Anyway, he said he's like, no, he's just got to drive. You know, we don't want him. Give him too high. I'm like, all right. Anyway, he hit the joint, and I'm like, I look so rude to Tommy Chong the first time I'm chilling with them. Oh, my God. I wrote a story time chopper, too. And that's when I stopped smoking so much. When I interview people, that's when I learned I can't hit the joint as hard as I want when I'm interviewing people. Because I was coughing my ass off while he's telling the story. Because I didn't know what to do with my hands. I just kept. As he's telling the stories, I felt awkward, like, oh, my God, Tommy Jones right here. Holy shit. And he's. I'm coughing, like, oh, you need to get that cough checked out and your bogarting it. No. And I remember he said, Bogarty went, fuck, dude. He's dead serious about this. Then that's an old, old term you're using. Anyway, we wrap up. He's pretty high. We wrap up. It's the first time I've really been around Teslas. Like, I've seen Teslas. I never had knew anybody that had one or anything. We go outside, Marty, this is why we need little notes. I have the footage. I've never shown it. I have this footage. Can you please cut it in? Right after I talk about it, Then cut the footage in. All right. He's just gonna go over the curb. No, this is real. He just dries off the curb in a Tesla. That's the level of baller that I need to be. He really is just going over the curve and.
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Sinking.
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Scraping. He is just scraping his Tesla. I love it. That's great. I can't film the front, but. Oh, my God. He really just drove over where the. Oh, my Lord. He's just smiling at you. We need it. I have it put away. Are you ready? They say Tommy's going to get too high. He needs to drive. And I went, he'll be fine. In my head, shut the up. To Jo. It's like an hour and a half later after he smokes, he's about to leave. So I'm like, thanks. Nice to meet you, sir. Blah, blah, blah. He goes, man, nice to meet you, man. I'm like, oh, my God, it's Tommy Chong. It's Leo from that 70 show. Nice to meet you, man. He walks to his Tesla. We're in a parking lot. This parking lot has an opening. Like most parking lots, you know, it dips. So where your car goes in, what else? That. What is that called? A curb. So there's a curb because there's a sidewalk, and it dips down. And that's usually where people go through, you know, into parking lots. I'm explaining this because it's very normal to me to go through the dip. He goes, he said something. I don't remember what he said, but I went, oh, my God. And then this piece of shit's filming me like this. And I'm like, tommy John, I might. So I'm like, holy shit, we just filmed Tommy Chow. Oh, my God. Like, now he's about to drive away. I'm like, bye. He gets in his Tesla and just reverses right off the curb drop. He knew the curb was there. The guy didn't give a. And then it self drove his ass home. As he's leaving, he goes, I'm like, that was the most wholesome, highest thing I've ever seen. When he hit that curb, no reaction. He was just like, yep. I knew there was a big curve. Got a little bit of his bumper Mike. Oh, man. To be ballin and be Tommy Chong with a self driving car. Must be so fucking sick. And then I looked at the camera like, you got that? We have this footage, man. We need to put it in you. You. You marked it for me one time, and you put Psycho in Tesla because you didn't know who was in it. Remember? That's the.
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Clip. Yeah.
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Yeah. Because I'm like, that's not Psycho. That's Tommy Chong. When I take you back, I'm like, nah, dude, that's this. I have the other clips of me, like, talking to. Oh, man. It's pretty awesome, dude. Anyway, speaking of Australia, he made fun of Australia. And I was like, that's funny. Who cares? And that's when I was like, my videographer sucks. This guy's what he was. All the woke people wrapped into one. Two months before the pandemic hit. I stopped. We stopped. Thank God. I would have not heard the end of it. We would have had to, like, buckle down. Jeremy fall. Oh, my God. I couldn't imagine. He was so political. And, like, the fact I didn't care about politics like this drove that crazy. And I would just do it for spite. Even more like, I hate politics, actually. What do you like? I don't like them. I just talk. Sorry. Anyway, let me take his dab. Guys, I really, really. I'm so glad I have the footage of Tommy Chong running over that thing. We've had Tommy Chong in this room in that room. We've had Cheech in this room getting high the pass in the torch joint. Remember.
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That? Too sick. I'm so.
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Great. We've had them up since season two. That's not even a brand we work with. We just like that. It's Jesus.
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John. It's just so.
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Legendary. Awesome, dude. But we do need them on together. We do need to get one of them on together because it's just too legendary. We need it to happen. That joint that Cheech has, that smoke that he barely hit over the course of a year. I put Super Glue in it every. Every episode, every week. Super Glue. Super Glue in it. Drip some, remember? And then it got so rock solid it would never move again. And I framed it with a toy that he signed up for me in, like, 40 years. Like, you have a joint, do you? Yeah, it's.
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Framed.
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Cheers. Anyway, go watch Chong's last movie. Oh, it's off. That would have been sick when I said.
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B
It. So hold on. This should. It just came out a couple months.
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A
Ago. Shout out to Cheech and Chong's publicist for sending me the movie, some gummies, a shirt, and a hat. I tell you, they sent me, like, a care package of the last.
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Movie. Nice. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember.
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That. Blew my mind. Such a fan. I was a child, let alone, like, smoking weed with these guys. Hanging out with them. They're cool as Chymy. Chong was wearing our shirt on the ramps multiple times. How many times he wear that shirt.
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Dude? Multiple.
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Times. We need to remake that shirt and send him 40 of.
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B
Them. Send him some boxers, too, while we're.
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At. You know what? We need to send them all this. Chong's the man, dude. I don't care if you like his political views. I don't give a. But he wore.
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Our. He did not have to. He shows real.
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Love. Yes. He did not have to. You saw that on tv. Just dope, as usual in the Back of his back. Come on. Dude. That's incredible. Did we talk about Thanksgiving? I did. Huh? We talk about things. Even I talk about the person I saw there. Or no, I feel like we did or something. No, I feel like we didn't talk about.
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It. No, you just talked about your family.
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Dysfunction story. Vlad, TV time. Cut to this camera so it looks like I'm talking. Yeah, man. Vlad Mar, you sit there with a big beard. Yeah. And I know I do. Yeah. Just tell me some.
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Incriminating. I'm wearing Gucci. Picture me and some Gucci and. Yeah. Big ass.
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Beer. Tell me about a murder. Tell me about the location of a murder or whatever he would say. I'm just kidding, Vlad. I love watching Vlad tv. It's great. And soft. White underbelly. Great shows. You ready? Let me tell this story to the camera. But we'll cut to whatever, make it look cool. I'm gonna tell this story in full. You probably heard the story before, but I'll tell you because there's a 15 year conclusion. Not even conclusion, just a no way. As you know, I used to sell weed. I used to sell a lot of marijuanas, right? Schedule ones. I used to sell a lot of schedule ones. All right? I sold a lot of weed to a lot of people. And I only sold weed to people that weren't my friends. If you weren't my friend, it's because you were a friend of my friend and they vouch for you. I don't let anybody over my house. I don't let anyone know what I have. I have too much. I'll get robbed. It's Merced. I kept that under wraps. So you guys heard this. There's a story time called the Worst Weed Customers. And there's one in there about a certain dude. Now let me tell you the story. I sell weed. I have a scale. I got my everything. Everything you need. Baggies, everything. I'm a weed dealer. So what I would do when I was out of town, I would put like 10, 10 sacks and outside, a couple eights, a couple dubs, right? 20 sex. My brother lived next door to me, so we shared the in between space. And in between space was covered like an old carport. There was couches where people keep like riding lawnmowers. We had a cool little space in between, like my backyard meets his side yard. So there was couches back there. So I would pay like, yo, I'm in Santa Cruz. What do you need a dub? All right. Go to the flower couch if you're Looking at the flower couch, left side, under the far left cushion in the back. That's a dub. Leave the money there. Not once did anybody ever not leave the money. Not once did anybody ever steal my shit out of, like, six years there, five years doing this shit every single day. Because sometimes I don't want to, like, talk to people. I'm doing shit. So I would leave weed in the mailbox. Leave weed under this. On the porch. It was an old house. It was covered. Like, the porch was covered. Like, I had a good thing going. So I would leave weed everywhere. Everything went good. I sold weed all the time. I would put it this way. I was probably selling 40 sacks a day, whether it was an eighth or an ounce or this. It's a lot of weed. A lot of people coming through my house, and I would like to leave it outside so it didn't look like I was talking to everybody every time. It was just. I try to keep it under wraps a little bit more. Anyway, there was this one guy I met through a friend. Let's call him Michael. There was this guy named Michael I met. He kind of reminded me of, like, a ghetto. A ghetto Mexican version of the fat kid. Mikey from recess. Remember Mikey from recess? The big kid? That's kind of cool and nice, but a ghetto Mexican version. So, like, not mean, not threatening. He seems pretty chill. He's cool. But, man, besides, Mikey from recess, this guy was fucking annoying. He would just ask me questions about shit that's like, you know, the thing I hate the most is when people say something as a question to see if I'll ask the question about it. Oh, man, this is not looking good. Oh, this looks bad. Doesn't look good over here. I can't stand that shit. Like, do you want me to ask you what's wrong? Just say, hey, check this out. Like, don't do that shit to me. I ate it. And he would do that. Yeah. You know, if I had a scale, you know, I could split this sack. Do you want to use my scale, man? Just say, can I use your scale? Don't do that question. I hate that. My mom does that to me. I can't stand it anyway. Just ask me a question, man. Don't beat around the bush. He did that, and I was like, oh, it's the first thing. Okay. Oh, this guy's annoying. It's okay. I'm a nice. I'll let it be. He sat there, he smoked a bowl. I'm like, oh, don't let this be a regular thing for I don't know you. He left. I'm like, okay. He's one of the few people I sell we that I don't know personally to hang out with. He comes over the next day and he asked me for an eighth. And I'm like, okay, cool, here's an eighth. $50. Like, that's how much. While I was taxing back then, I was like, 50 bucks. He goes, hey, can I split this? I went half on my friend. And in my head I'm like, if you're gonna sell it and keep, just tell me if you're gonna skimp somebody. Because the way he split the sack up, I'm like, that's a gram and that's two and a half. I obviously, you're skimping the out of your homie and pocketing weed. I see what's going on. Do you need a bag, too? All right, here, check my scale. So I let me do my scale. He came over every single day. He's one of those dudes that doesn't sell weed, doesn't have enough money to sell weed or the discipline or the financial literacy to make money back to go buy more weed. He just like, yo, you got 15 bucks? I'm going to pocket a little bit of this nugget. I'm gonna buy a ten sack. And now I got five dollars and another three times a day. No job, no aspirations. Like, I got a free 1.5 today. That's what he did. Every day. Every day. And you know what? Don't. I don't knock it, dude. That's what you want to do. I did that shit in high school before I sold weed. But not like when you're like 30. This guy was older than me and he's kind of gangster looking. So I'm like, buy a scale and start slinging, because this is ridiculous. You're here three times a day sometimes to buy a 15 sack. Did this all the time. And like, can you just kill every tank? You just got any baggies? But you know, I got baggies, motherfucker. I have your weed in a bag. And I got to the point where I was like, here's some scissors. Cut in the middle, cut in the middle and seal it. I'm tired of giving you fucking four bags every time you come over, dickhead. I'm not supplying your weed business. This is not cool. I don't even know you. Anyway, I was too nice. And he kept doing it. He kept doing it. And then it got to the point in the story, guys. He Started coming. I can't even hit that. He started coming over and buying an eighth and splitting it five, six ways. Then he started coming over, buying a dub and splitting it up three, four ways. That's a gram. Two. He's giving people 0.4s and probably charge them 10 bucks each. Flattening the nug out to fill up the bag little. I mean, I would do that in high school for a 10 sack, but not scamming all my friends every day so I can come up and they would. They'd be in the car, be a new person in the car every day, dropping in to get the weed. And I'd see other people, like another car. Damn, you just got hella homies. You just fucking skip. Fuck, dude. And I had fire. So, like, I don't think they cared anyway. There was times we come, can I. Can you kind of split this up? And I just got to the point where I'm like, this guy sucks so bad. I stopped answering him like, I'm fucking over you. Coming. The most he ever got was like 8 grams once. And he split it like 16 fucking ways. Use 24 of my bags and 18 minutes of my time, and I'm sitting in my kitchen like, yeah, yeah, got some to do today. You. You done well. Like, weed in the bag. Okay, let's get out of here. That's how I felt. Like, please, please get the out of my house. And I met him through Jeebs. And Jeebs would always be like, that's your friend. Like, you piece of. That's your friend that you introduced me to. And Jeebs had moved out by this time, so now he's stuck. And. And now he's Nama's weed guy, and he's never gone away. And it would. It would bug me. And I stopped answering his calls, man. It got to the point where I'm like, I can't deal with you. You're too much. I don't want to sell you weed anymore. Go somewhere else. And I would stop to answer his calls. And I just. He just stop. He's found somebody else. If you get high and you're a pothead and your weed guy stops answering, you have a new guy in like four days. And like, it's. It's like, oh, I moved on. Relationship's over. I don't know you anymore. Like, get out of here so fast. Yeah, so fast. Dude, the weed dealer. Relationships, like, dude, I think you're awesome. Smoking weed together. Like, man, this guy's so cool. You don't got no weed. I will see you for three years, man. Like, that's it. It's like, no, no, I. I like the Wii. But you're happy. You're a plus because you're cool. You're a cool weed dealer. Doesn't mean I will not leave your ass in two seconds. Like, same with me, dude. I feel like, no, I need somebody else. John went missing and in four a month flat, I had to find.
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Somebody.
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A
It. That's a long time, but it was dry anyway. I haven't seen that guy since I was like 24 years.
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Old. I had this kid that met me, dedicated. I never talked to this kid. I didn't know him. We never hung out. He met me on a back block every other.
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A
Day. See it.
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B
Weed? Yeah. Give me a little 10 sack, 20 sack. Every other day on same spot on a little bit in a little back street. That was it. He'd park right behind me, hop right out, hit me with the. Hit me with the. That was it. It happened 10,000.
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A
Times.
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B
Cool. And then one day, you just never. You just.
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A
Never. Because he found somebody that was selling him half ounces. That's all it took. That's all it takes to. But why is. I don't see Marty anymore. That's it. But hold on. I've seen the guy in like decade.
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B
Right?
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A
Okay. I walk into my grandma's Thanksgiving after the throw up fiasco and I'm like, clean it. What the fuck? Talked about that last week. I walk in the living room and I'm like, huh? Who is this grown ass man I've never met in my fucking grandma's house? Isn't it weird? Like you can meet people anywhere, that you're super cool, you're nice, but you go to like somewhere like your Grammys, like, who the fuck are you? Even though they're nice, they're cool, but the are you. I don't know what it is. It's like when dogs see people when they were like, you know, this is where I live. It's like, there's no problem. You're just like, who are you? Why are you in my grandma's house? I look at this guy, I'm like, what's up, man? In my head I'm like, who the are you and why are you in my grandma's? There's nobody even here. Who the are you? You know, I mean, like. And he looks at me, goes, Thomas. I'm like, yeah. He goes, it's me, Michael. I'm like. And in point, one second I'm like, there's not a chance that this is the same Michael. It's been a while. He looks different. I'm like, there's no way. And he goes, yeah, man, you used to live right there by. By the donut shot. And in my head, I'm like, no, there's no way it's him because, yeah, you know, some weed from you and Jeebs. And he said, jeeves and went, It's 18 splitter, Michael. It's. Can I get 30 bags? I know I bought a dub, but can I have. Can I get an entire box of baggies and your scale for the day? That's pretty much what he was asking me for. Have you ever seen the SNL skit with Adam Sandler and Chris Farley? The Hurley boy? Let him sleep in your house. Can I just sleep in your house? And every time, he just asked for more and for more until he's like, can I live with you? At the end of it, I'll just pick up your papers. Why do you.
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Play? Was like a wework for his yes.
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Dude. Oh, my God. And I'm shaking his hand, like, in my head, like, there's no way. And I went. I had no filter or something. I went, why are you here? And I said it to him like, that I was being nice. I'm like, why are you here? And he goes, oh, that's my sister. I'm like, oh, like somebody new in the family that they're dating. That's her brother. Like, I don't sell weed anymore if that's what you're gonna ask me right now, because there's no way you're taking my grandma's baggies. All I thought was, like, all the little yellow sandwich bags that you lick. How many of those have gone to you? So many. That was it. That was the other shocker. Besides throw up all over the floor. That blew my mind. That's it. Take a dab.
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B
Now. What a conclusion. So is he. Where is he? Where's homeboy at in life? What do you. What do you think? Was he still a little penny.
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Pinch? A. I don't know. He was always a nice guy. That's why I never got mad at him. He was always very, very nice and cool and chill and polite. What was he just.
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Annoying? Did he have Asperger's? Or was he brutally taking advantage of you? You're kind.
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Of. Yeah, she's taking advantage of me. And I was just so nice, like, no dog no more. It got to the point, dude, you gotta cut this baggie in half. I don't have any bags for you.
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Man. I had a. That did that, but with snacks. I had a little delegated little thing of some food in my closet. And he'd come over and stowe, I could use a soda. That was a legendary.
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Quote. I could use.
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Pepsi. It was a Pepsi. Sorry. Could use a granola bar.
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Bro. Was he.
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Poor? He. I mean, that. That's a relative.
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Statement. Well, was he poor? Like, we don't got no food at my.
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House. Could have been. He was way older than me, though. This was my mom's house. I was d in high school. This came over with this PlayStation. If you're from Lacan, you know what I'm talking about. Came over this PlayStation with his beats on it. Beats on the.
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PlayStation. I'll tell you.
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This. Started following me up to the studios and shit. That shit got.
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Treacherous. 11th and 12th grade. If it wasn't for Ryan Huffman's dad letting us eat stuff at his house, I'd be a dead motherfucker. And if it wasn't for Spencer letting me borrow fucking $2 a day, I would be dead. Because there'd be days where I'm like, I hope to God Ryan says, let's go to his house. Because I haven't eaten in, like, a day and a half. I'm like, I'm gonna eat a string cheese so fast. Everybody let me get a soda. They say I would buy bulk. 10, 30 packs from Costco. Soda was not scarce at that house. Oh, my God. No qtips. What an. What am I doing with my life? Rocco, can you get qtips or a paper towel? Holy. Yeah. There'd be days I'm like, dude, my grandpa's working. I'm not gonna ask for lunch tickets. I don't eat. What am I gonna eat? I eat at work. But there'd be times I'd be at Ryan's, like, get a soda. And by the time I did this with the soda and walked two feet, I had a string cheese open. And I'd eat it inhaled and put the fucking string in my pocket. Because I was embarrassed that I was eating all this fucking string cheese. I'd eat, like, three of them. Let me get a water. And I fucking. Dude, I was so embarrassed. And be like, yo, I haven't eaten in, like, two days. Like, I don't wanna. Can I get a different. Because I can't put that in here. Hey, man, you can just, like, slide the shit. I grew up without a dad. That's what that throw says to me. Your father figure Rocco threw something to me and it went all the way the over there. It's crazy, cuz I grew up without a dad. I can throw like a champion. Only because my mom has a really good.
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Arm. Hence how I caught this.
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Thing. Yeah, for real. What was I saying? Oh, I eat string. She's so fast. They have mass amounts of beef jerky. I just grab one and have you ever put a piece. I'd chew it and swallow that bitch half chews. I'm like, I don't want these fools. But I stop eating all our shit. I felt embarrassed as fuck about it. So, yes, maybe your homie was just like, yo, I'm starving to death. I got this PlayStation with Beats though. Dude, you have no idea. That might be it. It might be because I've been there, dude. I have been there. And it Thompson.
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Sucks. He was goofy as though. That's the.
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Thing. Yeah, no, I get it, I get it. And I wouldn't never like, oh, I could use a soda. Everybody would get one. Nobody would ask. And I'd be like, yo, can I. Can I get a drink? Like, yeah, dude, get one. You ask every day. Like, I'm gonna ask every day though. I'm not gonna just go in your garage and take your. It's embarrassing. It's.
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B
Weird. Yeah, for.
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Sure. Ask, like, eating at people's houses always weirded me out as a kid, dude. Like, if their parents came home and be like, that's not my drink. It's your son's.
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Drink. Right? I know. I'm gonna. I'm denying. I don't want.
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Anything. I don't want anything. Actually. I can sleep standing up. Do you like it? I promise. The first time I felt comfortable ever in my life at a friend's house was with Nick Moore. The day that I talked about it. We made those crazy sandwiches and barbecue sauce to him and he moved away and we were up. The days where you get noticeably high as are fun. They're fun, man. But eating, like making something going like, I'm so high and I'm gonna eat this. I haven't done that from grandma's boy. I don't know what the you are, but I'm gonna eat you too. That scene where he puts the banana in the oven, I miss those days that I've only done that one time with my homie Nick, and that was the only time I ever did it. But getting high, making Scooby Doo style sandwiches are fun. Oh, that's.
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B
It. I remember the goofiest time I was ever high was in Canada. Jamel snuck weed into Canada, but I didn't even know we had.
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A
It. Oh.
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B
God. And then we just walked into this pizzeria and just burst into laughter as soon as we just walked.
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A
In. I missed those.
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B
Days. It just. You just realize how hot you look. And that is.
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A
Hilarious. I'm an adult now. I've done that a few times while walking in place and the date door. I'm like, dude, I don't remember what I said to your ass. Holy. I'm some. I don't know what it is about getting high in the car, but it's like extra highness. I'll get. I'll forget a whole movie at the movie theater. I'll get out of. Every time I box my car for a movie, I walk out and go, where the did I park? Oh, yeah. Every single time. No matter what. I don't know what it is about the movie. It raises my. My memory. I don't know. But like, after this, I gotta. We're going home. I got shows tomorrow, I gotta get ready. I haven't done anything for.
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B
Him. Zero prop so.
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A
Far. Prep dude. I haven't on stage in like a month. I'm excited, but I definitely. You're looking definitely to get it.
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B
Together. Athlete who's like, I haven't shot around in like month. Technically, we are running full.
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A
Tomorrow. Yeah, that's how I feel. That's how I feel. I said to go back because the last that I did, I added some. Oh, was it. I don't know if you're there, but I added it. I was like, you know, that's gonna be fun. I'm like. When I was like, la's got the best gang bangers, man. I say all that like, these fools are into geography. I wait a few seconds. Like. Because they always tell you where they're from down to the street. The like, that is a geography loving motherfucker. You know where I'm from? 57th Street, 405. Like, damn, this one loves fucking.
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B
Longitudes. You really got to know. Especially in la, you got to know shit to be. I mean, I would think you.
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A
Know where I'm from, but it's funny to think like gangsters love geography. Why? But because they always tell you where the they're at. Where the from do you know where you're at? Let me tell you, geologically, you're in Los Angeles. Like, what the fuck? If you think about it that way, it's hysterical. Are navigators or historians. You know, my dad was like, you know who started this block? Yo, that shit's crazy. Gangsters are so funny, dude. They're the only guys that will fight to the death over. They don't own you don't even own that street you live at. Your mom's been running there for years. If you missed a payment, you would not be from this block anymore. Isn't that crazy? The I never understood gang bang. You know, I want gang bangers of homeowners. 401k pay for this. My dad's house repping credit.
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B
Scores. Your landlord's about to jump you out of.
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A
This.
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B
Man, That was some quality concentrates you just had right.
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A
There. So excited for these giveaways. Okay, so what's.
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B
The. What's your. We're right at time. We're out at the time you wanted to be at. By the way, what's the Christmas plan look like for this.
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Year? I'll be in Merced. I see you guys say hi. I will be in Merced. This out the 23rd. The day before this, I did the good pizza podcast in Sacramento. Go up there when I'm resetting.
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B
Podcasts. Oh, yeah, I've seen that.
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A
Before. All right, guys, shut up. Thanks for being.
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B
Here. We got to figure out a wide angle so we can really show.
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A
Off this on zoom real quick, guys, watch this. It's fixed. Back it up a little bit. Look at this.
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B
Wide. Rocco did an amazing.
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A
Job. Wow. That's way too high. What.
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B
The. Oh.
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A
My. Dude, that's not nice. Look at these shelves. Look at this placement. It looks professional. Look at that stupid.
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B
Time. Way.
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A
Cleaner. The YouTube plaque. That's a real plaque. Come on. They actually gave us that, which is.
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B
Crazy. Some nice camera work.
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Sir. Well, let's go. That's the wide, guys. All right, we're gonna get out of here. Hour and a half episode. Perfect timing, guys. If you're watching this, go enter those giveaways. Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, what you're watching. And unrestricted members. Remember, there's a giveaway on there, too. So what you guys want to do. Check back in. Go enter the giveaways. Check back in. Christmas Day, we will pick winners and announce them. I'm.
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B
Excited. It's awesome. We super appreciate you guys. This was an amazing year. When I was putting together, like, the guest grid that. That post all the guests on it and making little recap videos and stuff. Special this year was shout out all the guests. Shout out everybody. Helping us grow this thing. You guys are the Reason we're able to keep it.
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A
Going. Yeah. Sick. All right. I'm going to go home, get.
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B
Ready. This February five year.
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A
Anniversary. February.
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B
8Th. Sick ass party. We need some ideas. We need to do some.
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A
Sick. February 8th. February 8th, five year anniversary. Holy. Cool. Yeah. All right. That means. All right, so if it's five years, the start of the five years. So really four full years at 52, that's 208 episodes. Yeah, for four or four years. 208.
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B
Episodes. I gotta do the math on that. That sounds. That feels.
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A
Light. No, 52 weeks a year. 52. That's four. Two.
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B
Eight. All of 2021. All 2022. All 2023. All of 2024. All of.
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A
2025. Oh, so five full years. I'm high. Okay, so five years, we'll add what, 52 more to 208.
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B
260.
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A
Yeah. Wow. That'll be episode.
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B
260. Throw in.
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Another. That's how many times we've done this show. Still can't get the outro. I'm gonna do it perfect right now. Ready? Watch this. Marty, got anything.
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B
Else? Just that I appreciate you.
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Guys. Oh, wait, we just. I just asked that. I'm burnt already. The outro up, starting now. Ready? Thank you guys so much for being here. We appreciate you. If you're watching or listening on Spotify, shout out to you. Thank you so much. If you're on YouTube, thank you so much. How did you find us? Because, I mean, our notifications ain't going out, so. Thanks for being here, guys. Every Tuesday at 12:30, just check the YouTube channel notification or not. Because we will be posting no matter what at 12:30pm Pacific Standard Time on YouTube. Excuse me. Had a burp. So without messing this outro, we just want to say MERRY Christmas, happy 2025. Thank you guys for being here. Oh, we'll have one more episode before this year's over. If this is on the 23rd. Seven. Perfect. Perfect. Guys, thank you so much for being here. We appreciate you. I think that's it. Let's get out of here. Thank you so much for Marty and I. This is the dope as usual podcast. Thank you for watching as always, until next time, have a dope ass day. Perfect.