DOPE AS USUAL Podcast: The EPIC Return of Ralph Barbosa

Episode Release Date: January 28, 2025

Hosts:

• Dope as Yola
• Ralph Barbosa
• Marty
• Jaime

1. Political Commentary and Personal Views

The episode kicks off with Ralph Barbosa and Marty delving into the recent inauguration and the political climate. Marty expresses his discomfort with taking sides in politics to maintain his comedic neutrality, stating:

"I personally, I don't want to vote because I like making fun of both parties... you now, you pick the team, and you're like, now it feels like I'm spreading, like, propaganda."
[00:26] Marty

Ralph humorously emphasizes the divisiveness of political allegiance:

"Yeah, I might have voted for him. If you don't, you're stupid. Don't come to my show."
[00:47] Ralph Barbosa

The conversation touches on immigration policies, border walls, and international relations, highlighting their skepticism and humorous take on serious political issues.

2. Experiences in Canada and Immigration Frustrations

Marty shares his challenging experiences traveling to Canada, describing the stringent immigration checks and cultural differences:

"I wanted to play Glorilla... But then they can’t let us there. They didn't let him in."
[02:13] Marty

Ralph and Jaime add to the narrative, discussing the lack of support from Canada during crises and their humorous contemplation of a "War on Canada."

"South park, bigger, longer, uncut war of Canada."
[04:50] Ralph Barbosa

3. Stand-Up Comedy Insights and Podcasting Journey

A significant portion of the episode revolves around their careers in stand-up comedy and podcasting. Marty recounts his journey of recording his Hulu special and the spontaneous creation of their podcast, "The Fat Fish Podcast":

"I never want to do anything when the sun is out... if I'm out there in the day and, like, I accidentally, like, going to somebody's lane, and then they honk at me."
[16:33] Marty

Ralph shares his own stand-up experiences, emphasizing the importance of perseverance and authenticity on stage.

"Whenever people are like, super supportive of a president, I'm like, bro, like, take the out. Like, calm down."
[15:12] Ralph Barbosa

4. Personal Anecdotes and Relationships

The hosts delve into personal stories, discussing relationships, parenting, and overcoming challenges. Marty reflects on the impact of fatherhood on his motivation and career:

"I've known him since I was, like, 10 or nine... We grew up on the same street."
[66:21] Marty

Ralph discusses his upbringing and the influence of his parents, highlighting the contrast between their childhood experiences.

"He watched a lot of Animel Planet... She was practicing... What, an overachieving hooker?"
[116:23] Ralph Barbosa

5. Automotive Passion and Car Maintenance Stories

A recurring theme is their passion for cars. Ralph shares his frustrations with car repairs and the challenges of maintaining a vehicle:

"The other guy can't turn into it though, either... But it’s what makes that movie so badass."
[45:12] Ralph Barbosa

Marty discusses his extensive car collection and the logistics of managing multiple vehicles, adding humor to the challenges faced.

"He made the body kit out of fiberglass, so it did this, and it was warped."
**[106:54] Ralph Barbosa]

6. Pop Culture, Movies, and Humorous Takes

The trio engages in lively discussions about various movies, blending humor with critique. They dissect films like "Terminator," "Harry Potter," and unconventional titles like "Two Girls, One Cup," using these topics to fuel comedic banter.

"You're never going to believe what happened... That was fake."
[75:07] Ralph Barbosa

Marty creatively merges characters from different franchises, imagining crossover scenarios for comedic effect.

"Terminator Potter too... Chamber of..."
[50:35] Marty

7. Parenting and Life Lessons

Marty shares heartfelt insights into fatherhood, emphasizing how his son has shaped his life's direction and motivated him to strive for success.

"I never want to do anything when the sun is out... You know what I mean?"
**[16:33] Marty]

Ralph discusses his own views on parenting, highlighting the balance between personal ambition and familial responsibilities.

"I want to see the Hulk pay his electricity bill and just get... etc."
**[25:05] Ralph Barbosa]

8. Closing Remarks and Future Plans

As the episode wraps up, the hosts promote their podcast and upcoming projects, encouraging listeners to support their content through various platforms.

"You can follow me on Instagram to keep up with show release dates and all that. My Instagram is Ralph Barbosa03."
[124:50] Marty

They briefly touch on future gigs, the development of their Hulu special, and the continuous evolution of their comedic endeavors.

Notable Quotes:

• Ralph Barbosa on Political Division:
  "Yeah, I might have voted for him. If you don't, you're stupid. Don't come to my show."
  [00:47]

• Marty on Maintaining Comedy Neutrality:
  "I personally, I don't want to vote because I like making fun of both parties... you now, you pick the team, and you're like, now it feels like I'm spreading, like, propaganda."
  [00:26]

• Ralph on Immigration and Show Attendance:
  "Don't turn into Rob Schneider. Yeah, I love the guy, but damn, he's gotten too political, man."
  [00:52]

• Discussion on "Two Girls, One Cup":
  "You look like you're about to throw up right now, bro. Look at your eyes. Why are you."
  [74:50]

• Marty on Fatherhood's Impact:
  "If I didn't have my kid, I would have still been back home cutting hair... I was so content."
  [94:39]

Conclusion

"The EPIC Return of Ralph Barbosa" is a dynamic blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions. Ralph, Marty, and Jaime navigate through a myriad of topics—from politics and personal struggles to their shared passion for comedy and cars—offering listeners an engaging and entertaining experience. Their candid conversations and the seamless flow between topics make this episode a standout installment in the "Dope as Usual" podcast series.

Connect with the Hosts:

• Marty's Comedy Shows and Tour Dates: barbosacomedy.com (spelled with an "S")
• Follow Ralph Barbosa on Instagram: @RalphBarbosa03
• Listen to "The Fat Fish Podcast": fatfishpodcast.com

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