The Highest Man Alive w/ Josh Wolf!

Summary

Podcast Summary: DOPE AS USUAL Podcast
Episode: The Highest Man Alive w/ Josh Wolf!
Release Date: August 12, 2025

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Introduction

In this engaging episode of the "DOPE AS USUAL" podcast, hosts Marty O'Neill and Thomas Araujo, alongside guest Josh Wolf, delve into a wide range of topics, including their experiences with various substances, insights into podcast production, stand-up comedy anecdotes, and humorous exchanges about personal lives and interests. The conversation is rich with candid discussions, humorous moments, and relatable stories, making it a captivating listen for both regular followers and newcomers.

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Discussion on Substances: Weed, Mushrooms, and Ketamine

The episode opens with Marty and Josh reminiscing about their past experiences with marijuana, highlighting the evolution of its nomenclature and quality over the years.

• Weed Evolution:
  • Marty (00:20): "Going from not smoking to that. They were like sticks, man. When I grew up, it was just called weed. No special names."
  • Josh (00:43): "Did it look like cow patty? Like that Brown thins?"

They then transition into a broader discussion about the use of mushrooms and ketamine, sharing personal anecdotes and preferences.

• Mushrooms and Ketamine:
  • Marty (05:15): "I could show them to you. They're in my bed."
  • Josh (10:07): "No, no, no. To remind me and then I'll."

Josh elaborates on his experiences with dabbing and mentions his aversion to certain concentrates:

• Josh (10:07): "No, I would never smoke that again in my life. Ever."

The conversation touches on the different effects and personal preferences regarding substance use, emphasizing a balance between creativity and well-being.

• Effects and Preferences:
  • Marty (15:15): "Ketamine. That's not it. Ketamine is disassociative."
  • Josh (15:37): "Just your body."

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Podcast Production and Set Design Changes

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the technical and creative aspects of producing the podcast, particularly the changes in the studio setup aimed at enhancing the conversational flow and visual appeal.

• Set Design and Creative Flow:
  • Josh (13:20): "It's his awesome company."
  • Marty (32:38): "I wonder if that's going to... where that will end creatively."

The hosts discuss transitioning to a more talk-show-style setup, which includes rearranging the seating and camera positions to facilitate better interaction and dynamic conversation.

• Marty (35:14): "Now it feels more conversational."
• Josh (35:10): "It's a lot to do this kind of setup."

They also contemplate the introduction of recurring segments and the potential for live broadcasting, aiming to keep the content fresh and engaging.

• Jacob (33:12): "It's a smoother process."

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Stand-Up Comedy and Hosting Experiences

Josh Wolf shares his journey into stand-up comedy, offering insights and advice to aspiring comedians. The conversation highlights the challenges of crafting a comedic persona and the importance of storytelling.

• Comedy Journey:
  • Josh (66:43): "You couldn't tell me right now. I have a ton of experiences."
  • Marty (67:36): "You're not a thousand. You're a thousand percent going to change as an artist."

Marty encourages Josh to focus on authentic storytelling and to relax during performances to better connect with the audience.

• Marty (68:05): "Don't be scared to."

Josh discusses his preparations for hosting upcoming shows and reflects on past performances, emphasizing the learning curve in comedy.

• Josh (67:01): "This is my seventh show, dude."

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Personal Stories and Anecdotes

The trio shares various personal stories, from Marty’s experiences traveling and performing to humorous incidents during live shows.

• Travel and Performances:
  • Marty (07:35): "I was running on fumes..."
  • Josh (40:46): "I have a thousand dollar a month budget free guitars."

One memorable story involves Marty inadvertently dragging a chicken bone under his foot during a performance, leading to unexpected laughter from the audience.

• Marty (150:23): "I was dragging the bone under my foot, and this whole section is fucking dying."

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Interactions, Humor, and Lighthearted Banter

The episode is peppered with humorous exchanges, playful teasing, and lighthearted banter about various topics, including handwriting, technology quirks, and favorite movies.

• Handwriting and Autocorrect:
  • Josh (116:07): "R, E, C, E, I, P, T. That's way easier."
  • Marty (116:49): "There's a J. I can do that too, man."

They also discuss favorite movies and share funny insights into their viewing habits, adding a personal touch to the conversation.

• Favorite Movies:
  • Marty (127:33): "I love Avatar."
  • Josh (128:03): "It's so much better now."

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Conclusion

The "DOPE AS USUAL" podcast episode featuring Josh Wolf is a delightful mix of candid conversations, humorous stories, and insightful discussions on personal growth, creativity, and the art of comedy. Marty, Thomas, and Josh create a relaxed and engaging atmosphere, making the episode both entertaining and relatable. With notable quotes and memorable anecdotes, this episode stands out as a testament to the hosts' ability to connect authentically with their guests and audience.

Notable Quotes:

• Marty (00:20): "Going from not smoking to that. They were like sticks, man."
• Josh (00:43): "Did it look like cow patty? Like that Brown thins?"
• Marty (150:23): "I was dragging the bone under my foot, and this whole section is fucking dying."
• Josh (116:07): "R, E, C, E, I, P, T. That's way easier."
• Marty (35:14): "Now it feels more conversational."

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Final Thoughts

Listeners who enjoy humorous and authentic conversations with a blend of personal stories and insightful discussions will find this episode particularly enjoyable. The hosts' chemistry and ability to navigate diverse topics seamlessly make "DOPE AS USUAL" a standout podcast in the entertainment landscape.

Transcript

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, you can. Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect.

[Marty]

Going from not smoking to that. That they was like sticks, man. When I grew up, it was just called weed. No special names.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

And if you smoked a joint, maybe you got a headache, but. But like. And maybe a little high, but. And that's what this weed looked like. It looked like.

[Josh Wolf]

Did it look like cow patty? Like that Brown thins? Yes. I haven't seen that in a while. You just break.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

How cool. It's like.

[Marty]

It's like it was like at a museum.

[Josh Wolf]

Dried fruit.

[Marty]

Yeah. I was like, what do you want me to. I mean, I'll take it back for cakes. Just to show people this is what they call weed and grease.

[Josh Wolf]

You put it between a book.

[Marty]

Yeah. I don't even know if they would arrested me coming in the country.

[Josh Wolf]

You're fine.

[Marty]

Are you bringing sticks from Greece?

[Josh Wolf]

Sick, though.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah. So when I was in l was standing on like, you know, in front of some of those buildings. Like, this has been here for how long?

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

My brain always says this. The outside view from like movies and time moving hell fast. You see people moving over centuries. And I'm standing there. You know what I'm talking about. When you see like 100 years just passed, I just try to go back. Like, there was horses out here and full staffers and Jack the Ripper was right there.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Like you walk the same alley. Go, why the would I want to walk that alley? But that was like a tourist thing.

[Marty]

But crazy, dude. Crazy.

[Josh Wolf]

Amsterdam's even crazy.

[Marty]

Like. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

We got there and it was their 750th anniversary. The day after we left, there was 2 million people. They. They said showed up the day after we left. But have you done the canal? Like you're in the can, dude, going under those bridges.

[Marty]

She's.

[Josh Wolf]

There's carvings under there like gargoyles under the bridges. I truly don't believe we made all this stuff. Being there. I'm looking at some of these cathedrals. I'm like, we didn't make this.

[Marty]

So I. The Acropolis and all this place in Greece. Huge and at the top of a hill. And I was like, come on, how did they get. And they said, oh, they had cranes. I was like, what? I said, yeah, you know, they had cranes. It's not. Wasn't made. You know, you don't turn it on and off. But it was cranes and pulleys. And that's how they got it up here. They had that technology. And I was like, I had no idea of any of it, dude. It was so amazing.

[Josh Wolf]

My brain goes, can I make that? No. Neither could they. I have a phone.

[Marty]

Yeah. Joe Rogan one time said something that was. That struck me. He was like, it's a good thing I'm not the smartest person on earth. Dude, I meet too do. We would all be outside naked, hungry.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah. We always talk. We said it like in an apocalypse. I'd be walking because I can't fix my car. It's over.

[Marty]

No.

[Josh Wolf]

How do I get the gas out of the pump with no electricity? I'm walking. That's it. It's over.

[Marty]

So I've. I've watched a lot of those, like, shows where they build their own shelters and shit. And I'm always like, I could do that. I could fucking do. 0% chance I'm building a shelter. I told Beth. I'm like, I'll. I'll myself and you can eat me. But I don't know. I don't know how. I don't know how else I can help. Yeah. Ye. I don't know how else I can help you. Like, I can't hunt. I don't know how to hunt.

[Josh Wolf]

Dude. That would be. I'd be outside, like, just put your sweater over your knees.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Put your hood on. I can't build it.

[Marty]

Yeah. Let's chop down the street. Let's make a fire to honestly do it.

[Josh Wolf]

I think I can make a fire. I think I can make a fire. I don't know why you're wrong. With a stick and enough rock. No, I've seen it. I've seen.

[Marty]

I've seen it too.

[Josh Wolf]

If young little tiny boys could do that one, I think I could do. I could do the Birdman long enough to start a fire.

[Jacob]

Yeah. I'm swindly enough to get this.

[Josh Wolf]

So I start thinking of all the scammy things I could do.

[Marty]

I think the fire honestly looks simplest but is the hardest one.

[Josh Wolf]

I think the shelter might be. Well, I just don't know. Infrastructure. Infrastructure. Like sticks, right? Sticks in the top.

[Jacob]

Yeah. You build a little lean to up against a tree. You know, the fire is tough because what if all the. What if everything's wet, Nothing's gonna light on fire. What if it just rained?

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. What if it's dry and you still have to figure out how to make a fire? Like the rain still. No. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

The glasses off.

[Jacob]

And then you do like the. You know.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, and then you do the magnifying glass. What if you're in Portland and you got no son and just depression and drugs.

[Marty]

This I'm the one place I'm not worried about somebody having some fire is Portland. That is on fire all the time.

[Josh Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Marty]

Yeah, man, I, I, this is crazy here. It, it's been so long. This is the longest break I've had with mushrooms and you know, since Jacob was. But I can already feel them in the way you're supposed. In the way you're supposed to feel them.

[Jacob]

So do you know what kind or whatever they weren't?

[Marty]

I can show them to you. They're in my bed.

[Jacob]

Where'd they come from?

[Marty]

This dude in Vegas.

[Jacob]

Nice.

[Marty]

He, he like, if I ask him this is the type of high I want, he'll bring me down a good bag. And he's. His mushrooms are always so good, man. There's nothing more upsetting than terrible mushrooms.

[Josh Wolf]

Or just wants it make you feel like that's the worst in them. Not hitting like, oh, now he's had the anxiety.

[Marty]

It's just your stomach is upset. This is why. But mushroom candies, that's what it does to me. The gummies, the chocolate, they don't get me high. They just keep me up. I can't, I can never sleep. I can sleep straight up on mushrooms. An hour later after being high, I can go right to bed.

[Josh Wolf]

I feel you on that.

[Jacob]

He doesn't usually kick off till like after 7 o' clock with the reefer and the mushrooms.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Nothing at night.

[Marty]

Yeah, no, I never, I'm never high during the day.

[Josh Wolf]

Really?

[Marty]

No.

[Josh Wolf]

That sounds awesome and productive.

[Marty]

It's why I do it.

[Jacob]

But then what time do you go to sleep?

[Marty]

I'm old, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, 7:15.

[Marty]

Yeah, I fell asleep with a joint in my mouth. No, I've been 10:30.

[Jacob]

Yeah, that's normal.

[Josh Wolf]

I was having fun for a few hours.

[Marty]

Fun for a few hours, man, this.

[Jacob]

Is a gentleman's wind down is what you're doing.

[Marty]

That's what it is. Now. It's probably with a. It was pretty, I was taking like between 200, 300 milligrams. And then, you know, I would smoke some weed. Not mushrooms. Every night. And when I take mushrooms, less weed so I can feel the mushrooms.

[Jacob]

Okay, this isn't, this is just normal. You go out in front of a pack like comedy club and chat.

[Marty]

Oh, we're talking about on show nights. Three and a half. Three, three and a half grams.

[Josh Wolf]

Do you have show tonight?

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

What time?

[Marty]

Ten.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, you have time now?

[Marty]

Yeah, but, but dudes, I'm, I'm Running on fumes. Having just come back from tell the.

[Jacob]

Audience this heroic flight schedule you.

[Marty]

So I landed In Vegas Tuesday, 1am Now, I stayed awake on the flight from Athens to Philadelphia. On purpose. How far is that? 11 hours, something like that. On purpose because I wanted to reset my sleep. You know what I mean? So I was. And I get to Philadelphia and the flight from Philly to Vegas kept getting postponed. Postponed. So we didn't get in until like 1am and then I. I got out the next morning and flew here. I did a couple podcasts yesterday and then I flew back to Vegas last night. And then I woke up this morning at 5am and flew here again.

[Josh Wolf]

Sounds awful.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, it's rough sauce. Hello. Hello. Since my special dude.

[Josh Wolf]

So four months.

[Marty]

Yeah. I'm excited. Oh, is this your Wii?

[Josh Wolf]

Let's see. Yeah, it's. What we would roll this.

[Marty]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Wolf]

Is this like our company? Yes, this is this. I wanted you to taste that first.

[Marty]

Fantastic.

[Josh Wolf]

It's your first time back for three months. And then we'll get on to these ones because these ones are way fatter. Want you to sit that one. I figured by minute 50, like, we're all conversating. Now we start puffing these. This one's your first one in. I was just. I actually planned it.

[Marty]

I'm nice, dude. I'm excited to try your weed.

[Josh Wolf]

The joints are good, man. The flower is great.

[Jacob]

And Josh, have you ever dabbed before?

[Marty]

I don't like dabbing.

[Josh Wolf]

What don't you like about it? The nail or the heat or the coughing?

[Marty]

Yes. And. And it's why it's like to me, it's the coke of weed. It's why I don't like coke. I don't need to be high.

[Josh Wolf]

The weed of coke.

[Marty]

I don't need to be that high. That quick. I don't like it.

[Josh Wolf]

I just say three grams. I don't need to be that.

[Marty]

Well, it's a gradual lift that is like. I'm not high. I'm high. Like, I don't.

[Jacob]

When's the last time you tried it out? What was going on?

[Marty]

Dude, Pre.

[Josh Wolf]

This is over.

[Jacob]

There's been arrows and generations of this.

[Marty]

Oh, yeah, dude, it's. You got to give it a pre covered.

[Jacob]

You got to give another try.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, pre. Covid. You ever smoked rosin?

[Jacob]

Yeah. God knows.

[Marty]

Yeah. Wax. Wax.

[Josh Wolf]

No, I would never smoke that again in my life. Ever.

[Marty]

Really?

[Josh Wolf]

Bho. Any kind of salt. I wouldn't smoke ever again in my life.

[Marty]

But this has come a long way.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, yeah. This is just so this is how they do, you know, they make hash with the water bags and all the ice. You get that and you squeeze it with heat. That's rosin.

[Jacob]

The people that really smoke weed don't even smoke weed anymore. They just dab rosin.

[Josh Wolf]

I mean, there's a lot of.

[Jacob]

Is that like at the top of the food chain.

[Josh Wolf]

I mean, a lot of growers don't really smoke weed anymore. They take a lot of dabs because they don't get high no more off weed. Yeah, this is the best way to dab. I think it was rosin. Ice hatch for sure. But it's really funny that you say, I don't want to get that high that fast. I think we take masculine and mushrooms actually and do a 45 minutes.

[Marty]

Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's funny. I said that because I was like, I actually wouldn't mind snorting some ketamine.

[Josh Wolf]

I've never done ketamine before.

[Marty]

Oh, really? No.

[Josh Wolf]

I heard it's incredible.

[Marty]

I have some ketamine lollipops that I'll get to.

[Jacob]

How deep have you gone with it? I don't think I've ever heard you talk about that before.

[Marty]

I haven't really. I mean, like, I love the mix of ketamine and mushroom.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Marty]

It's amazing. It's the newest of my. I. So the drugs that I'll do, weed, mushrooms, acid, ketamine. I think that's it for me.

[Jacob]

And it just entered into the room.

[Marty]

It really did. But it kicked the door. It did knock. It was like, hey, I, I. Okay. The first time I tried one of these lollipops. Lollipops. Oh, wow, dude. I just, I'm. I think we're all at this table similar. I'm not good at doing a little bit of something.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Who does that? So I remember the guy who got me the lollipop was like, he was like, don't eat the whole thing. I'm like, okay, what, am I going to stop mid lollipop?

[Josh Wolf]

Never. No, dude, honestly, stop pissing mid piss. But no.

[Marty]

Even if it was just a regular lollipop. Yeah, yeah.

[Jacob]

Evil thing is that to ask of.

[Marty]

A guy, just give me two smaller lollipops. Don't give me the hole. And so I remember calling Jacob. He was back at the hotel. And I go, dude, come meet me on. I forget the name of the street we were on in Philadelphia.

[Josh Wolf]

She's off ketamine.

[Marty]

And he goes, I go, I come down the street he goes, how far down are you? I go, you'll see me. I'm the dude wobbling down the street. I was teeter tottering dude, like one of the zombies.

[Josh Wolf]

You blended in. Yeah, I was in Philadelphia with a fentanyl fold, and I blended right. He had. He knew my hat. Like, what the.

[Marty]

No, he could see me wobble down the street for sure. Dude, this is delicious weed.

[Josh Wolf]

Nice.

[Marty]

Glad to hear that.

[Jacob]

Wait, hold on. You said that one is what now. All right.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Shout out to cvx. Bless us with a giant damn near palette the other day. God bless.

[Marty]

I have a question for you.

[Josh Wolf]

What's that?

[Marty]

Because you all are very meticulous in here about what you put up. What is. You know how it looks. How did you decide on this ashtray?

[Josh Wolf]

It's just right here.

[Marty]

Oh, okay. Wait. Okay. But where did you get this?

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, nothing personal. One of our homies. Nothing personal. His name's Blasey. It's just his ashtray. See? Ash in her tongue.

[Marty]

Oh, no.

[Jacob]

He's got a clothing line and a brand of collectibles called Nothing Personal. He does, like. He makes, like.

[Marty]

Yeah. I'd never seen anything like that.

[Josh Wolf]

Really, really wild and random. I just thought it was cool.

[Jacob]

He makes a stash box that looks like a stack of old DVDs, but.

[Josh Wolf]

It'S a stash box.

[Jacob]

Or like.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, but, like, this has a bunch of water in it from the puff co, so I didn't want to bring that out, so I just.

[Marty]

Dude, no. Yeah, no, what I. What I meant was, like, where did you get that? Epic. It's kind of dope. It's.

[Josh Wolf]

Her name's Ashley.

[Marty]

I mean, the ash on the tongue is kind of bananas.

[Josh Wolf]

It's kind of creepy. So cool.

[Marty]

Yeah. As I get higher, I'm not sure how much I'll like that. Dude, what's the last time I was high here? I looked at a clip. I thought you were in a boat.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I remember that now. That was a while ago.

[Marty]

That was the last time I was high here. Because the last time I was here.

[Jacob]

No, sober, huh?

[Marty]

That might have been the first.

[Jacob]

Oh, for sure.

[Josh Wolf]

You're that high in your life. Like, I think that was the first time I was sober. Yeah. It was your only tolerance.

[Marty]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

This is you breaking it.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. Yeah. I am starting to get super high with those mushrooms. I'm super excited about them.

[Jacob]

So can you describe what the. Going back to the lollipops and the ketamine. Like, what. What's the difference in the experience with it than the other stuff.

[Marty]

So all weed and mushrooms and acid, although not the same. I do like the way they hit my brain. Ketamine. That's not it. Ketamine is disassociative.

[Josh Wolf]

That's what I don't like that much anymore. I used to love that. I don't like it as much anymore.

[Jacob]

So you detach from its situation.

[Josh Wolf]

Just your body.

[Marty]

Yeah, there's. There's no. What I love about the. Of the other three is the creative part of it is you're still able to tap into creative parts of your brain and different things happen that. That are exciting and kind of cool. You're like, especially a mushrooms man. I'm always like, I never would have thought that when I'm on stage on mushrooms and I watch some of those shows, I'm like, I would have never thought to say that in that there's nothing that ketamine doesn't do that even in the least. It's a tranquilizer. So. Sounds kind of cool. Yeah, dude. And I even. I don't know if I've ever been in a K hole. I don't heard they're horrible. I don't. I mean maybe walking down the street that day felt. But I love the way the this other stuff feels.

[Jacob]

Do you always mix it or you do it by itself?

[Marty]

The ketamine and the mushrooms. When I'm at the house by myself, I will towards the end of the mushrooms, maybe pop some ketamine, but with the lollipop.

[Jacob]

Oh, I get it. Oh, it's like finish it off and go to sleep.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. It's kind of. But I. No.

[Josh Wolf]

It'S a day. It's all day old days done.

[Jacob]

And when you wake up, it's gone and you're fine.

[Marty]

I mean, I think so. Who the knows? I, I. Yeah, I mean, I don't. The one thing I don't have is like, it's not the next morning after ecstasy or. That's terrible.

[Josh Wolf]

It's a dirty feeling.

[Marty]

What a. I've never heard it described that way. And that's exactly what it is.

[Josh Wolf]

Skin's got like some a layer under it needs to come out.

[Marty]

Like, dude, seeing the sun on mushrooms is magical. Seeing the sun on ecstasy. Dudes, I've been up this long. You want to jump out of a window. You're like, get out of here with that sun.

[Josh Wolf]

So funny you said that.

[Marty]

But on mushrooms, it's incredible to see.

[Josh Wolf]

The sun come up. On mushrooms, I'm one with earth.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. It's the exact opposite. Which is why, man, I loved. I went through a long ecstasy period. But me too.

[Josh Wolf]

It was fun.

[Marty]

So much fun. But I'll never do it again, cuz I'm very conscious of time. This is the only thing that we got that we get to choose. We don't ever get back. We can't buy one other ship. So I'm not wasting for that fun. I'm not wasting. Not feeling good.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, the.

[Marty]

The.

[Josh Wolf]

The give and take is far worse. Yeah, the cons outweigh the pros. But I mean, listen, cool shab, but.

[Marty]

So much fun, dude. So much.

[Josh Wolf]

Funny you said that. I've talked about it many times. Like, you know those times when you're on dirty drugs and you see the sun come up? It is the worst feeling of all time. You feel like I'm gonna burst into.

[Marty]

Flames like a vampire.

[Josh Wolf]

Like, no, I've been up this long. I still have more.

[Marty]

I will tell you, that first ecstasy trip, maybe the best. That initial hit might. Might have been the best I've ever felt. King, top high. Yeah, that first. And so you just chase that. I mean. I mean, that's why they call it ecstasy. But that first time it hit me, I was like, God damn it.

[Josh Wolf]

This is what it is. Yeah. That's why these Asian kids are dancing like that.

[Marty]

It was king. I chased that for a long time, dude, but never found that.

[Josh Wolf]

I like that. I don't have that personality where I'm like, oh, I want to feel that because my brain's always doing so. I don't ever be like, let's do drugs today. But if they arise, I have nothing to do yet. The feeling that I'm chasing, that I've never been able to find is like, I had it one time. I remember I was laying on a lawn because I woke up. I was like, oh, my God, I passed out. It's this where your. Where your cycles. It, like, it starts to move and starts over like a. Like a glitch on a cd, but like a gif. You know, those gifts, like on a loop. A loop. I got stuck on a loop once, but everything was moving. Like, if I moved here, my vision would just start back here, then start where I'm at and then come back. Yeah, like a typewriter. Exactly like a typewriter.

[Marty]

By the way, Google typewriter. You said, like, everybody out there knows what you're talking about.

[Josh Wolf]

Damn. You know how sad that is?

[Marty]

Stop it, bro. Hold on.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm gonna put him on blast because I think it's really funny. Yesterday we had some WWE people here. Right?

[Marty]

Okay.

[Josh Wolf]

And Morocco, my brother, he's. He's. He's younger, way younger. So I brought up Randy.

[Marty]

Thanks for waving. I didn't know who you were. Hey, that's me. You're the only other dude in here. You don't get a.

[Josh Wolf]

Dude. I brought up Randy Macho Man Savage. Yeah, like who? I go, oh, you didn't watch wrestling. Maybe you don't know who I'm talking about. And I showed him a picture and he's like the guy from Spider Man. I was like, oh, my God.

[Marty]

He was.

[Josh Wolf]

He's like, he's a real wrestler. He thought he was an actor because he never watched wrestling. But look it, he hasn't been so.

[Marty]

Popular for so long. Dude.

[Josh Wolf]

How crazy is, like, Aragon. Aragon.

[Marty]

It's like there are. There's a whole generation of people that don't know that. What's her name? Goop. Goop. Gwyneth Paltrow was an actress. Her brand. Goop. She hasn't. She hasn't acted in so long. There's a whole generation of people that grew up with her, not as an actress, but as the.

[Josh Wolf]

Really?

[Marty]

Right.

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah. Just like the Rock, basically.

[Marty]

Yeah, right. Because you first heard a Goop through Goop. Not Gwyneth Paul, but. But her associated. It's crazy. Weird. Yeah, yeah.

[Jacob]

Like how my kids know the legends, like Danny Trejo or like, people from, like, these movies that, you know, they're just randomly on Jim Carrey as, like, the guy from Sonic.

[Josh Wolf]

Well, I. I can get that because when I was a kid.

[Marty]

Oh, that would be crazy.

[Jacob]

That's how you know him. And you're, like, shocked when you realize there's more Eminem as this guy now.

[Marty]

No.

[Josh Wolf]

Remember this As a kid, Joe Pesci was the scary guy from Home Alone. I didn't know he's a murderous mafia guy until I got older.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

You know what I mean? So I'm like, oh, wait, that's the guy from Home Alone. It's different when you're a kid. I'm sure it hap. I. I explained to Marty yesterday who Lou Ferrigno was.

[Marty]

Oh, dude, I. I used to see on stage. I used to do a Lou Frigno impersonation.

[Josh Wolf]

Deaf guy impersonation.

[Marty]

Here it is.

[Josh Wolf]

Do you want to lift?

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. It was back when we could say whatever the.

[Josh Wolf]

We wanted to find us back. You say it again.

[Marty]

But yeah, I remember I did a Lou Ferrigno impersonation early on. Dude, dude, I I would. Can I. Okay. So right now, in my life, I was telling you earlier, this is the most comfortable with myself. I don't die. My. I'm. I'm walking out of whatever mask authentic Josh that I built and a lot of it trying so hard to make sure no gray and on some Hollywood show. And the hat. It was just. I was telling you earlier, the hats.

[Josh Wolf]

You're like, I'm done with the hat.

[Marty]

Basically, if I'm not doing something where people need to associate me, like, be like, oh, this is, you know, the. Who's the guy without the hat? Why are you gonna watch that? But you recognize that hat. Part of the person outside of that dude, like. And I went to. Spent the whole vacation without my hat.

[Josh Wolf]

He showed me. He looked like a villain. I was in Greece for two weeks. Oh, yeah, dude, that one.

[Marty]

By the way, that shirt was.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, the button up, too. It's all open a little. Like.

[Marty]

No, not open, dude. Open all the way. It was a vacation job. Yeah. Hell, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

He's calling codes right now. That's what it felt like.

[Marty]

No, I. I'm looking forward to that point.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm looking forward to taking the hat. I love it.

[Marty]

I'm looking for a mask, dude. It's the. It'll be the last part, but I'm looking forward to it. It's time, dude. Whatever that means for me. By the way. I have no idea. You've probably only ever seen me or doing any of this hat on, right? Yeah, it's part of, like, even on stage. That's the thing. I think I'm.

[Jacob]

I never thought about it every time.

[Marty]

Yeah. So I told you what happened the first. I really tried to shed the hat on Chelsea lately. And, like, you should.

[Josh Wolf]

You should say.

[Marty]

You should say it the first she had. Dude, she won't give a. Oh, that's. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So the first couple episodes, I. I went hat off because it was part of. You know, on tv, they don't want you doing brand hat. It's harder to light all that. And I think after the second episode, she told me straight to my face. She was like, I don't like your face without your hat. It was so funny. I'll never forget it. But I was like. Yeah. She was like, put the hat back on. She was like, I don't give a. And she. She. People give her a hard time. Amazing person. She was giving me the okay just to be you. Yeah.

[Jacob]

Nice.

[Marty]

You don't have to put. Take the hat off. You're. You're Gonna be the guy, basically. Yeah. It. And she. I was like, what about the. Like, I would wear a Boston hat. She was like, if it. At the time, nobody was watching the show.

[Josh Wolf]

She was like, until Iranians.

[Jacob]

I'm glad you retold the story, because I thought she was a dick at first, but now she was actually.

[Marty]

No, dude. She's. She's. Yeah, I don't mind that style of honesty. I don't.

[Josh Wolf]

Hey, I don't like you, man. Start talking like. Actually, you know what? 2033. You pissed me off.

[Marty]

Remember that podcast we did where you get so high you couldn't speak and I was in your backyard for the first time? I want to talk to you about that. I don't know if I've ever told you the amount of respect to be able to. I have for you. You came to somebody. You'd never been there.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You told me, like, you came and met me and coached me and.

[Marty]

No, but. But. But you came to a place you had never been talking to somebody you never talked to before in his backyard, and for the first time. I don't know. 40 minutes of the podcast. How long you think it was where I was just out?

[Josh Wolf]

I don't remember. I was honestly just.

[Marty]

You were so locked in when I went back and watched it, dude. So I. I was like. I got so much respect for this.

[Jacob]

It was before he did the podcast.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

I was like. I was like, oh, there's gonna be a good little. Good little test practice.

[Marty]

You didn't panic. You just took, like, you. I. With you. I think it's still up on my YouTube page.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I don't.

[Marty]

But, dude, you were such a pro.

[Josh Wolf]

I watched it.

[Marty]

I was like, this guy. This was so relaxed.

[Jacob]

29Th, 20. August of 2020.

[Josh Wolf]

Really?

[Jacob]

I think so, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Five years.

[Marty]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

I bet you it's before the podcast.

[Marty]

Oh, dude, for sure. Before your podcast.

[Jacob]

Yeah, it was August of 2020, I remember.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Like, on my birthday, I think.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, five years.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Dam flew by fast.

[Marty]

That's crazy.

[Josh Wolf]

Damn, they went by fast.

[Jacob]

Josh is, I think, the most recurring guest on the show at this point. You want to go back to episode number two? For any new fans out there, Spotify is number six.

[Josh Wolf]

This is the sixth time we've been here.

[Marty]

Get the out of here.

[Josh Wolf]

I think I couldn't tell you, honestly.

[Marty]

Let me ask you, the first one. Were we. Were we high that first show?

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, we were out there.

[Jacob]

It's called Mushrooms and Mayhem.

[Marty]

That's right. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

It was the first one, we were out.

[Marty]

We were out there.

[Josh Wolf]

It was the. I think a guy had just showed you a squirrel on the plane.

[Marty]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. His emotional support.

[Josh Wolf]

And I think you said, I'm gonna talk about it on the stage. That was the day after. I believe you flew in. You're like, yesterday. This guy, like, not old dude.

[Marty]

Yeah, I remember. And that was. It was the place where you first walk in.

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Right here. Out here.

[Marty]

I don't know what the. Out there.

[Jacob]

It's crazy.

[Marty]

You're like, it's. We came in that way.

[Josh Wolf]

We blocked our own wall. We were high and blocked this wall to build this wall and realized there's a door that goes from here out there. We blocked it in. We realized after we're done, like, oh, I. I swear, dude, we didn't know. And then we put black bar cages on the outside of this wall. She, like. So we have one exit, and it's in the back. This might be dangerous. Make sure we have doors are unlocked.

[Marty]

At all times for.

[Josh Wolf]

For real. At all times.

[Jacob]

Next time you come here, this is going to look different.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, we're about to.

[Marty]

Oh, really?

[Josh Wolf]

Switch it up.

[Jacob]

This wall's going. The set's going on this side of the room. The table's going.

[Marty]

Taking this whole wall out, just up to just this one. And so how come we're going to go.

[Josh Wolf]

I think we're going to go a little more talk show style.

[Marty]

Get the out of here.

[Josh Wolf]

I think so, dude. So Marty can have his actual space.

[Jacob]

Be live switching.

[Josh Wolf]

Live switching. Doing his thing.

[Jacob]

We're not going to have cameras pointing at each other. It'll just be a normal.

[Josh Wolf]

We've been trying to figure out how to.

[Jacob]

Because we're in a little rectangle here. It's not a proper film space.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

1960. They figured out you don't shoot at. At each other. We keep doing. Going. Why can't we get it up? It's impossible. So our angles are always crossing. So we figure if we're there, we'll have a 180. Yeah, we'll have a 180.

[Marty]

I can't believe you've never this. How many times have we.

[Jacob]

How many iterations of the studio?

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Four, Three first.

[Marty]

Is that what it was all trying to solve?

[Josh Wolf]

No, we just wanted to change it every season. Go. Let's change up the look.

[Marty]

Right.

[Jacob]

Well, out there. We would have stayed out there if we weren't, like, almost killing the gas with the heat.

[Josh Wolf]

It was too hot.

[Jacob]

We realized, you know, trial and error. Then we're like, okay, we got AC on there.

[Josh Wolf]

What's wrong with us?

[Jacob]

But it's like we're moving into a rectangle that's not a proper film space. We can't do. Do what we need.

[Marty]

Does it drive you crazy?

[Jacob]

Every edit, every time I set the cameras, these lights that we thought come.

[Josh Wolf]

On every single time.

[Jacob]

Yeah. And. And we got to switch up the SAT for a solo episode. Guest episode. Unrestricted. Like.

[Marty]

No.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, it's too much.

[Marty]

So when does that happen?

[Josh Wolf]

Hopefully within the next month.

[Jacob]

Very soon.

[Josh Wolf]

So Marty's going to have his. His table and be on the side talk show.

[Marty]

Like, how are you changing the show?

[Josh Wolf]

Nothing. Just the set.

[Marty]

Just the set.

[Josh Wolf]

Just the set. Only the look and nothing else.

[Marty]

But you're off to the side more. No, it's just like this.

[Josh Wolf]

And imagine if you were sitting right here and we had our own two chairs and Marty's right here. So when I needed to talk to Mar. Martyrs are here. I don't have my back to him like on the top. The guest never has to do this to look at one of us. He or she here or looks here. So we're gonna have a chair, but.

[Jacob]

I'm gonna be live switching. So doing the chair.

[Josh Wolf]

And Marty will be right here. I like it.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

The. The little write up thing. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. We can have all of our.

[Jacob]

Leave the cameras in the same place.

[Marty]

It. Now that I'm thinking about it, it would be nice not to have to do this all the time. Right. By the way, I mean, obviously I could just move my head. I don't have to move my whole body.

[Josh Wolf]

But you want to. But you want to. You wanted to. Hey, what's up, man?

[Jacob]

It be better if you were like where Rocco is, but if you were like the Thomas's side just looking at us both at the same.

[Josh Wolf]

And I was tilted slightly towards you. We a little table. Our little table in the middle. A little top table. Our side stuff.

[Jacob]

Our mic eyes are doing all the work.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, dude. It's a lot. It's a lot to do this kind of.

[Marty]

I wonder if the change of space is. And you calling it more talk show, which is exactly what you said.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm saying the way that it's set up our whole life.

[Marty]

I wonder if that's going to. For like where that will end creatively. Where you're like where I might start doing recurring things or segments. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Well, we've always tried to. The only thing we haven't implemented segments is Marty and I are 99 capacity. And then we see each other and go, we have two hours before the show. Let's do whatever we can before we start the show and say, all right, well let's reset this and do this and do and party list far. So like we only see each other. What's a week? Once a week.

[Marty]

Yeah, sorry.

[Josh Wolf]

So we want to do segments, but it's just me and him and sometimes we're like, I got some segments today, but it'd be cool if we had five lined up and we pre recorded something, threw it in. I would love to have like, hey, after this we did something else.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

And we threw it into the fucking.

[Marty]

What I'm saying is I wonder if just by changing how it looks and how it flows, if more creative stuff will come. You're like, let's try something. Because anytime you change something, even it's gonna the same show, you're changing the creative flow.

[Jacob]

Yeah, totally. It's an efficiency thing too. Cuz I'm going to save myself anywhere from like two to three days a week by switching. And then eventually we want to go live too. So then it's like we just focus on the socials, the long form clips and like that.

[Marty]

Yeah. Dude, that's awesome. Congratulations. My bad.

[Jacob]

Appreciate it.

[Marty]

That is awesome. How. How long have you guys been planning it?

[Josh Wolf]

Like a month.

[Jacob]

Yeah, but I'm. I'm ready. We re. It wasn't that long ago that we redid all this, but I'm just. We're over it. It's too busy. It's too much. We want a cleaner look. We're the last. Besides Rogan, we're the last show with a table in the middle, you know.

[Josh Wolf]

With thinking about it like, which is fun. You still keep it that way over here. Just give us some room.

[Jacob]

Like on TV shows, we're all supposed to kind of be facing the camera each other equally.

[Marty]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Jacob]

This is a weird angle.

[Josh Wolf]

And every TV person we ever had on here always turns the chair faces out right toward the cameras.

[Marty]

Ah.

[Jacob]

How you're supposed to be sitting.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

We're not supposed to shoot over your own shoulder.

[Marty]

It's interesting because although this feels just from. I wonder how it'll change the guests talking. This is a different experience. Honestly, it feels more kind not having to move, but having to adjust feels more conversational. Do you know what I mean?

[Jacob]

Because you're either talking to him or me versus talking to both of us.

[Marty]

Yes, that's true.

[Jacob]

I never thought about that.

[Marty]

Right. And so it is Really? I wonder if seeing both of you at the same time, no matter what, basically if that'll change it. This is like a one shot. It's true.

[Jacob]

It's super true. It's one or the other.

[Marty]

So. Yeah. You're not this. Well, you are. It's your delivering a joke. Hey, but. But you know what I mean.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

It's a one shot. So I wonder. Dude, this is what I'm saying. When you change.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

It doesn't. You're not changing the show intentionally. You're changing the flow of however the energy happens. So I'm just curious what happens naturally after that. It'll be cool to see.

[Jacob]

I agree.

[Marty]

It is, dude. You. You don't change and not have change.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

That's not a thing that happens.

[Jacob]

It sounds so simple, but it's true.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. Right? So there's change. Right? This. This show changed from out there to in here. Different space.

[Jacob]

We want to bring back the old vibe of our old like branding and pattern and too. But just dialed down so it's not so insane on the eyes. That's what this was we were going for with this look. But we feel like we lost. We need to bring our look back.

[Marty]

This is super dope. I've always loved.

[Jacob]

Well, I pulled the fans and thank you to everybody in the live chat. Yeah, 100%. The people said they like this set more than the old set. But I just think it could just be better and we could just be more.

[Marty]

So cool to be able to be. It's part of your art, dude.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

And then the different iteration of who you are and who you are as people. You're like, this isn't me anymore.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, I see that.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. I totally. That I totally think that you're different people than. This is not the what you want to put out right now.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marty]

This is intentional, dude.

[Jacob]

Yeah, Very much so. That we put so much planning into it. It's disgusting.

[Josh Wolf]

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[Marty]

Back to the episode, but it doesn't mean worse. Dude, I'm not trying to poo poo your plans. I. I just like. What I meant was, like, I'm curious to see.

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah, totally.

[Marty]

Because whoever's sitting down here, you have the same. You're the only one who's this.

[Jacob]

We think about this all the time.

[Josh Wolf]

Constantly.

[Marty]

Yes.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm the only one that's going to be doing this, but also, like, I'd rather be doing that than the guest doing that.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

You know, because we don't want the guys doing this.

[Marty]

What's up, by the way? But who really wants to look at Marty, right?

[Jacob]

I'm like the. Check off Howard staring off. And I need a booth.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, I thought you were called because you. Oh, wow. I thought he was calling her ugly or something. I was up.

[Jacob]

They got her off on the side.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

I've never really watched it, but yes. Oh, when they click to the other cameras. Yes, you're right. You're right. I didn't really watch Howard Stern.

[Marty]

Old Stern. She was. She's in this.

[Jacob]

I'm talking about 1999.

[Marty]

Yeah, for sure.

[Josh Wolf]

All right. So you have a show tonight.

[Marty]

We're at. I'm at the Comedy Store tonight. Good luck. No, I'll be there. Good luck getting me there. There. No, I'll be there. Yeah, I'm excited to go, man. I don't usually play guitar when I come to la. Like, maybe I can count on one hand the amount of times I brought the guitar.

[Josh Wolf]

Really?

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was way. I was way more worried about what other comics thought than whether I thought it was going to be good.

[Jacob]

Oh.

[Marty]

So I just kept it to myself, you know? Know I mean, I did it on the road. I just never did it here. Interesting. But I'm getting a guitar, I guess, on the way to the show.

[Josh Wolf]

Okay, we're going to go buy one. Hope the place is open.

[Marty]

Yeah, at the guitar shop. Guitar shop on Sunset?

[Jacob]

Yeah, right there.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, the guitar shop. Guitar shop. I know where you need to go.

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah, no. And so I'll go down there, I'll grab one on the way and then.

[Jacob]

Come back, return it.

[Marty]

No, I give. Dude, I give away more guitars. Are you kidding me? I give away guitar every weekend.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Marty]

For sure. I buy a guitar when I get to town and then last show of the weekend, I just give it away.

[Jacob]

Interesting.

[Marty]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Josh Wolf]

I'd be so stoked to get a guitar at the comedy show.

[Marty]

Dude. It's been so much fun. Fun to do. I. It started out of necessity. It was a tour of like, Australia, New Zealand. And they were like, it's gonna be such a pain in the ass for you to fly with that. Somebody told me that. They were like, I'm. I'm a musician. It's not easy. It's just a pain in the ass to fly. They don't want you to put it on the plane. And I was like, oh, you gotta tuck it under and you gotta buy a different. And so I was like, I could probably just buy a guitar in every town and then just give it away at the show and I would just do it in Australia. But by the end of the tour, I was like, this is so much fun. First, I don't have to travel with the guitar, which is big bonus. There's nothing. Have you flown. There's nothing other flyers hate more when they see a dude with a guitar get on the plane, they're like this guy take up two overhead bins with that book.

[Josh Wolf]

I never thought about that.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. And so it's so funny. You can feel people just like when there's a guitar. And you can't put your suitcase up there because there's a guitar overhead. You can hear people just like this.

[Josh Wolf]

You fly so much.

[Marty]

How many times? So many times. You can just hear people like, ah, guitar.

[Jacob]

It must have been bad for you to be like, I'm just gonna start giving these things.

[Marty]

Well, no, in. In Australia, New Zealand, it was just hard to fly with it. They were like, it's gonna be pain in the ass. So I just would buy one and give it away. And I thought I would just be in Australia. But I had so much fun doing it, dude, it's just like what you said. The first thing you thought was I'd be so psyched to go to a show and get a guitar. I was like, yeah, I'm not. Look, I'm not buying thousand dollar guitars. Yeah, they're like $250 and it isn't like throwaway money. But so cool for me to do it. To be able to buy it and then just give it to somebody at the show and not have to fly with one by the way. But, but it's so much fun just to be able to do that for somebody. Yeah. So I do it every weekend.

[Josh Wolf]

I have a thousand dollar a month budget free guitars.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, it's a cool little write off. It's. But it's so much fun to do, dude. That's the whole deal. Like it's not, I'm not, I'm not being an. A thousand dollars a month isn't gonna break me. It's so worth seeing that at the end of a show just to hand it to somebody who hasn't been asking for it. They're just at a show to see the expression on their face and to know that that was that. That's so easy.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

And not to do it is so.

[Jacob]

You got a lifelong fan. We're expecting it.

[Marty]

It's minimal effort, maximum result things. That's how we should be treating each. Give me a guitar, dude. It's so easy now when people ask, I'm like no, we get that. They're like is this the show? No, not anymore. Yeah, no, the guitar's got. Keeping this one. Yeah. Flying with this one. But yeah, dude, I'm old. So I like to do like that. You know, that's just cool. Why not? Dude, it's so.

[Josh Wolf]

First I smoking weed. Take the hat off. I'm old.

[Marty]

I'm old like this. It's such a privilege to be able to do that for somebody.

[Josh Wolf]

It'll be really, really cool for the next 25 years. You go full Jack LaLanne and get like you're in shape but like get yo infomercial shape to where you know what those dudes do the pull ups and then start doing muscle. It's like, oh God.

[Marty]

Yeah, like that, dude. But then when you get old to have the droopy that skin around that type of muscle. Always look at Hulk Hogan, dude. That's all I think about when I.

[Josh Wolf]

Think of like hot dog skin.

[Marty]

Yeah. I can't do it. That's not. I'm not on board for that.

[Josh Wolf]

I think Everyone else is.

[Jacob]

For sure.

[Josh Wolf]

I would love to see it. Come on, man. Could you imagine 99 year old Josh.

[Jacob]

Tripping balls, walking his dog in the morning.

[Josh Wolf]

Got a ketamine app by that time, right? Got an app for drugs.

[Marty]

Just a drip.

[Josh Wolf]

A ketamine drip as he's jogging. Got of Voldemort skin. I can just pay. Pale white.

[Marty]

Can I tell you something? This trip to Greece, honestly, I'm like, how, how can. What have I. How have I not been living like this my whole life?

[Josh Wolf]

What? Hatless?

[Marty]

No, dude. Just relaxed.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh yeah. Try not to think about stuff.

[Marty]

Absolutely not. Trying not to. You spend the first three days trying not to. And then just having. And then just not. It was such a cool one day.

[Jacob]

Your first time doing that.

[Marty]

Six days.

[Josh Wolf]

No, I'm saying one day.

[Marty]

Oh yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. First time doing that. Yeah. Yeah. Dude. Beth and I were in Greece when she was like, I think this is. We've been married 20 years. She said, I think this is the first vacation we've ever been on. No kids, not work related, no work involved. And like just you and I in 20 years.

[Jacob]

Damn.

[Marty]

And I was like, holy. True. We've been on vacations without kids, but we were with other people and. But we do. You know what I mean?

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Or not work for either one of us.

[Jacob]

Completely different thing.

[Marty]

Yeah, it was amazing.

[Jacob]

Leave those damn kids at home, dude.

[Marty]

Holy nuts. Plus they're old, you know. Plus if they're calling me, I'm like off. You're grown people. I'm on vacation. No, they. The Jacob told me today. He was like, you notice I didn't reach out to you at all. None of them did. They just left us. No, they just left us the alone.

[Josh Wolf]

It's just the one time they needed your help direly and you didn't check on them.

[Marty]

What's wrong with you that they would have had to been like, holy. More grown ups.

[Jacob]

Yeah, you gotta deal with this.

[Marty]

No, my kids are all. They're all really grown up, dude. Honestly, dude, they're old.

[Jacob]

Yeah, Jake handles usually when he.

[Marty]

Yeah, they don't need me. Like, dude, I get.

[Josh Wolf]

Look at Happy Gilmore. You can't take her stuff. She's too old. That's all I keep hearing. Like, you can't just take her house. She's old. That's what you said. Jaja mushrooms that head back and waited. Waited.

[Marty]

That was a Russian.

[Josh Wolf]

He came back. I love that feeling feeling. The, the. The dirty feeling is I don't like one of my mushrooms. I Get that sometimes when you mean dirty.

[Marty]

You mean, like, dark?

[Josh Wolf]

No, dirty feeling like my skin is clogged. Like. Like I feel like. Like I'm not. Like. Like I'm dehydrated. My. My breathing is not right. Like my body feels like it's missed. Like, all the stuff in my clocks inside feels like they're not working right. How, like, when I'm on, like, hard drugs and I'll get a certain. Like.

[Marty]

Is that all the time?

[Josh Wolf]

No, no, I'm saying sometimes when I.

[Marty]

Do like that, what is like, in the. How often does that happen?

[Josh Wolf]

If I take shrooms, five, maybe at the end of one night, you know, end of one, when you're up all. Or when you do. Hell, a coke. And I knew it was cut with. And I get that.

[Marty]

Like, could you tell right away? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. I didn't. I never liked coke, so.

[Josh Wolf]

Me neither. We were very good friends.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, I never. I mean, I tried it enough. I hung out with Joey and, you.

[Josh Wolf]

Know, Joey and so.

[Marty]

But. And we. It was the. In Seattle in 90s. We were all doing. But I wanted it Every. Almost every time I did it. I can think of two now. But almost every time I did coke, I would look at other people and be like, I wish I was having as much fun as it looked like you guys are having. It made me sit down and shut up.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

No talking.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, yeah. The opposite. I would talk more to our friends in conversation.

[Marty]

Not just me on the chair, just waiting for people to put more drugs on the table, hoping that it would make me feel the opposite of how I was feeling. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, dude. See, the thing with me, I would gum a lot of it. My whole idea was just. I just don't want to feel my whole face or chest or head and be on one.

[Marty]

Right?

[Josh Wolf]

So I don't know. I just never felt like that. I always felt like, oh, cool. Fun. But it never changed anything. Like, we didn't get crazy or fight or. It's just. I just sat there. We just smoked more cigarettes.

[Marty]

I feel. So when you did it, it was just like.

[Josh Wolf]

Never to get high. I think it was just like, oh, yeah, coke does that to me. I feel numb as. This is awesome. That's it.

[Marty]

But didn't change nothing. That's crazy.

[Josh Wolf]

I didn't, like, feel different. Like, my brain's. My brain might be thinking differently. Like, but I never, like, I was never twacked out or anything. Yeah, I never felt that. But I did wake up in the mornings, like, off that, like, the dirty pills. Like the sun. You know, when you were sweating all night and then it's gone. That feeling when you sweat all. Like you work in the field and. And you come home, you got a sweat layer that you don't take a shower for two hours and then you're like. That's the dirty feeling. I mean like the. Oh, my skin has a layer.

[Marty]

It also is like. Is like a. It's not the right temperature. Yes, the skin.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah. Something's wrong. Yeah, I feel.

[Marty]

I don't feel good.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, I don't miss that feeling.

[Marty]

No, dude, like you never did. Did you ever do I. And I never did. Like I told you that I did meth ones by accident. But like I never. It just never called to me. I love the. Like I said, dude, weed, acid, mushrooms. Because it changes the way I think. That's all. I like, I want to try, you know, in life. People like to try new. I'm a creative person. I've heard myself talk a lot. And there's just some roads that the mushrooms open up that I would never get to. So I don't know when I'll ever stop taking those. Sounds fun.

[Josh Wolf]

I mean, why not? They've always been around. Yeah, dude, you know, I'm not trying the new. Could you imagine? I discovered a new drug. You made that. You didn't discover anything. You walk across a plan when this gets you wrecked. No, we would have already known.

[Marty]

How?

[Josh Wolf]

There's nothing new.

[Marty]

No, no, no, no. Wait. We know there is a couple there. Aren't there a new couple. New things. Well, not.

[Josh Wolf]

What?

[Marty]

Not new? Not new. Not new. But they're just getting into like the more mainstream. What's the name of that drug?

[Josh Wolf]

Racism.

[Marty]

Yes. Just getting here.

[Josh Wolf]

It's just getting mainstream, right? What drug are you talking about? No heat on that.

[Marty]

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I don't know, grandpa.

[Josh Wolf]

I thought you think you talking about that cradle snake oil.

[Jacob]

Last drug I heard of.

[Marty]

Snuff. No. Oh, I'm definitely not going to remember it now.

[Josh Wolf]

There a new drug.

[Marty]

Yeah, but write it down. Tell me, write it down that I forgot something. No, no, no, no. To remind me and then I'll. It's. But it's like in the ayahuasca.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Marty]

Family. Oh, and I'm not claiming that it's new. It's new to me.

[Josh Wolf]

I don't know which one you're talking about, but.

[Marty]

Well, I haven't been real specific.

[Josh Wolf]

It's not peyote.

[Marty]

No, dude, but it's the ayahuasca.

[Josh Wolf]

The toad, the meo.

[Jacob]

They could find a new lizard. I mean, any day now. That's some whole new.

[Marty]

But new to me, dude, doesn't mean new to you. But let me not be this high so I can actually find it for you. But I didn't bring my. If you told me, take out your phone right now, I'd be like, I don't know where. What do you mean? How do you do that?

[Josh Wolf]

Your phone's over there, that's why.

[Marty]

Oh, it is?

[Josh Wolf]

That's yours.

[Marty]

Oh, fantastic.

[Josh Wolf]

It's been charging for so long.

[Marty]

It has.

[Josh Wolf]

If you asked me to bring up my phone, I couldn't find it.

[Marty]

It's right there.

[Josh Wolf]

It's over there. You'll be. You'll be all right.

[Marty]

Oh, shoot.

[Josh Wolf]

Speaking of. Of wild things, have you ever watched Harry Potter before? Yeah, dude, I've never watched him before.

[Marty]

Stop yourself.

[Josh Wolf]

I just started watching him on the plane.

[Marty]

What did you. You say you're going one through?

[Josh Wolf]

I watched number one when it came out.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

As a child. And then I watched the last one out of Friends. I went, everybody's dying.

[Marty]

And what did I miss?

[Josh Wolf]

So I started watching on the plane last weekend, kind of. Kind of dookie.

[Marty]

What?

[Josh Wolf]

A little bit. A little bit dooky.

[Marty]

What number did you get to? 3.

[Josh Wolf]

I finished 3. And I'm like, this fool ain't hard. I'm gonna kill him. You're a soft ass little boy. I don't trust your ass.

[Marty]

He's definitely not soft. Soft. He took on a snake, stabbed it.

[Josh Wolf]

With a sword and died.

[Marty]

Oh, no.

[Jacob]

Sounds pretty gangster.

[Josh Wolf]

Yo, I'm gonna take out. I'm gonna take down Vol, dude.

[Marty]

I mean, he does basically kill.

[Josh Wolf]

Stabbed a book.

[Marty]

The end boss. At the end of every movie.

[Josh Wolf]

Why can't they just say, hey, something's going on. It's Voldemort.

[Marty]

Every time.

[Josh Wolf]

It's gonna be him.

[Marty]

You.

[Josh Wolf]

He's the only evil. We don't. We don't know where he's at. It's always just him.

[Marty]

Then just go to the last movie. I did.

[Josh Wolf]

I just saw everybody start dying.

[Marty]

Just get to the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Because always him.

[Josh Wolf]

Don't trust the blonde Malfoy kid.

[Marty]

Perfect.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, it's all. It's. It's number five guys.

[Marty]

It's the same, but different. Same same, but different. But if you just.

[Josh Wolf]

I mean, I watch A Mission Impossible. So, like, he's gonna live. He lived.

[Marty]

Dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Did he kill somebody? He fell on a rope.

[Marty]

But I will go see those movies if you're gonna. For my entertainment, if you're gonna hold on to a plane when it takes off, I'm going to see that movie.

[Josh Wolf]

That's why I went to go watch the new one. Because he's out there.

[Marty]

That's it. Dude, I'm sorry. You're gonna learn how to fly a helicopter. Cool.

[Josh Wolf]

Just do cgi.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

No, no. Green screen.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

And wind machine.

[Marty]

I'll go to here. I'll go to you.

[Josh Wolf]

I went. I had to watch it.

[Marty]

He.

[Josh Wolf]

Remember he broke all the bones in his leg jumping off of a helicopter. Night already solidified himself as the man.

[Marty]

But there are parts of that Mission Impossible where you see his limp.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, he breaks his leg. He breaks his ankle on a landing.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

And runs off. And you can see him Olympic because he's hopped his ankle. I will say this now. Almost every Tom Cruise video is. I mean, movie is pretty badass. I did not know. I don't really watch a lot of movies with Tom Cruise. Holy. I just watched that Vanilla sky movie. I just watched.

[Marty]

Stop it, dude. I love Vanilla Sky.

[Josh Wolf]

What a sad ending.

[Marty]

But yeah, here's what I think's gonna happen. I think he's gonna. Whenever he runs out of being an action star, who knows how long he'll be able to run like that in a suit you comedy.

[Jacob]

Right?

[Marty]

Right. At some point he's gonna be like, I don't do this anymore. And he's gonna put all of that into. I think he wants an Oscar so badly.

[Josh Wolf]

Dude, he doesn't have one.

[Marty]

He's a good actor. No, dude. So it would be so cool because he's been an action star for so long, dude. But he. He did. What was that? Obviously born on the fourth of July. He was amazing because he got nominated for that.

[Josh Wolf]

He was the man in legend also.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Nobody wants to talk.

[Marty]

It's the name of the movie Magnolias.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Marty]

He was. I think he got. Now he was in first supporting role he got, but he's been just an action star.

[Jacob]

You can't be in an action movie. Get nominated.

[Marty]

No. I don't think many are.

[Josh Wolf]

Hey, man, chillers, listen. Action movie. If you really would think about it.

[Marty]

I mean, in the grand scheme, man.

[Josh Wolf]

A lot of death scheme of things, but.

[Marty]

But what a crazy pull that was.

[Josh Wolf]

Think about it. Hey, man, there's Oscar City in that movie.

[Marty]

I think it won all the Oscars.

[Josh Wolf]

I think he won all by people going, you. You didn't vote. You Fanti Semite. You like. You like the. You like the Nazis.

[Marty]

Huh?

[Josh Wolf]

What side are you on?

[Marty]

That?

[Josh Wolf]

That was the. The social media BLM of the 90s. Like, you didn't put a black thing on your page. You're a racist. Like. No, dog, I voted for Schindler's List.

[Marty]

I voted for it.

[Josh Wolf]

Talk about the Oscars, Josh. This is what I voted for.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Jesus Christ. German voiceovers. I voted for this.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

No, we talked about it. Was it earlier? Yo, that was we. The whole country was listening to a drug addict.

[Marty]

What are we talking about?

[Josh Wolf]

Talking about 1940. 1944. It was been tweet shows. The whole country of Germany is like driving dog. Let's listen to him. You know how many gang bangers are in East LA on meth? Could you imagine if they rose to power? Are you kidding me?

[Marty]

Wait, he was. He did meth?

[Josh Wolf]

He gave meth to every. All of his soldiers too. That's why he was always on one and mad and tweaking because he was on methamphetamines. You didn't know this? Yeah, yeah, he was. Oh, there's a lot of videos of him like this waiting, like just sitting there, just shaking. You don't get evil like that without a little influence, man.

[Marty]

That's.

[Josh Wolf]

That was tripping at first. He's like a million and a half. Three, six full. Went ape. Dude, I don't know about him. Dude.

[Marty]

I don't know about him, Dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Don't invite him.

[Marty]

You know what I. What I wanted to ask you about is your Stand up. Hi.

[Jacob]

Ask him where he's going this weekend.

[Marty]

Where are you going this weekend?

[Josh Wolf]

Tomorrow I'm going to Arizona to Tempe the Improv. Tempe Improv. I'm hosting.

[Marty]

You don't have to say it to me like, I'm. Yeah, I've been there. Been there.

[Josh Wolf]

Well, Tempe, it's a city. I've never been to Arizona. It might be a small place. I don't know. I know. Phoenix.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah. Tempe Improv. I'm doing that. I'm doing the hosting, so I've never done that before.

[Marty]

Who are you hosting for?

[Josh Wolf]

David Lucas. Yeah, dude, for him. He asked me to do 10 minutes and then do the. The.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, I'm excited. That's amazing.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm super stoked, man.

[Marty]

What? So what do you know, the 10 minutes you're gonna do?

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, this is what I did the last, like four times, three times. So I've been going to the Laugh Factory in Covina and I've never done this really. So I Didn't know. Like, you can. Like a room a lot. Really? Like that.

[Marty]

You get.

[Josh Wolf]

I don't know why.

[Marty]

It's like, you get a home.

[Josh Wolf]

It feels like you can contain everything in one eye view. And I could see everyone at once if I need to.

[Jacob]

Before that. It's beautiful.

[Marty]

To where?

[Jacob]

The West Covina Improv.

[Josh Wolf]

The Laugh Factory.

[Jacob]

Laugh Factory.

[Marty]

Probably not.

[Josh Wolf]

It's very.

[Jacob]

It's got like two levels.

[Josh Wolf]

Like an old theater, old building.

[Jacob]

It's like.

[Marty]

Like the Hollywood one.

[Jacob]

No, no, it's more like a theater.

[Marty]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Josh Wolf]

It's not the mushrooms. We both said it the same.

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

I saw you go. Did I get an echo?

[Jacob]

It's got the Abe Lincoln suits on the side.

[Marty]

Oh, Little theater. Theater. That's cool.

[Josh Wolf]

So, yeah, so I did it with the guy. Bob. Bob Zany. Right? His name, Bob Zany or Ron. It's Bob Zany.

[Marty]

Old white dude Bob Zany.

[Josh Wolf]

Hey, man, I don't know how you have that many one liners in your pocket.

[Marty]

Amazing.

[Josh Wolf]

How. I mean, I get it. 60 years.

[Marty]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Josh Wolf]

No, he. He. The way he controlled that room was hilarious, dude. Oh, my God, he's funny.

[Marty]

How. Tell me how old he is.

[Josh Wolf]

Price. 65, 70, right?

[Marty]

Gotta be.

[Josh Wolf]

I think so.

[Marty]

Because I remember when I was starting, I'm like this. He was still Bob Zany. Do you know what I mean?

[Jacob]

Back down.

[Marty]

Yeah. Dude. You're like, that's fucking Bob's Annie money.

[Josh Wolf]

And rattling off jokes how he doesn't get high. There's no way he gets high and remembers every one of those. Or maybe I get too high. Like, I can't remember.

[Marty]

Did you ever ask him how many punch lines he uses in a set? I'm sure he knows for sure.

[Josh Wolf]

He knows. Probably over. Over 100.

[Marty]

How long is the set?

[Josh Wolf]

45 minutes. I mean, he's rattling with fast. Too fast.

[Jacob]

Volume. Puncher.

[Marty]

Oh, and he probably tags him and. Right. Which. Which makes volume go up because you.

[Jacob]

Could jab in the middle of them.

[Marty]

You just don't need the setup. You've already done the setup for the first joke.

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marty]

And so anything after that is just jokes. You don't need any more setup. You're just making jokes on top of jokes.

[Josh Wolf]

To watch him just keep going. And then the next week, I did the two shows at the same spot.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

And they didn't film it. And I said a bunch of. On the top of my head now as I got off my. Damn. That was good. I really like those pieces. Can't wait to. And they're like, we didn't film, like.

[Marty]

Say, same with Zany.

[Josh Wolf]

No, we filmed the one with him. But I switched.

[Marty]

I thought I.

[Josh Wolf]

It's funny to me.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

I came out my. Ooh, it's an older crowd. I wanted to, like, death to animals. Let me see. And I came out with. I came out swinging, and they were like, oh, this motherfucker's a menace. And I went, guys, I'm joking. And then they like. I'm like, what the is wrong with you? I didn't murder my dog. Don't even have one. And then the rest of scent went awesome besides that first minute. And I was like, oh, you guys did not like. I just thought it was funny to me.

[Marty]

But, dude, here's what's great. Funny is that you. It's such a young. You're a young stage comic. Just to not give a. Is pretty amazing.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, yeah. No, they can suck my dick, dude. Yeah, it's funny as to me, you guys, man. Don't make me think that's just not funny, because it is funny to me. It is a certain crowd that would like it.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Definitely not them. I know how to read a room more. Because the next set. I didn't say it in the same set. I'm like, in the same lineup. Maybe I'll just wait on that. And I didn't. I'm like, yeah, I should skip that one.

[Marty]

What do you like about this place that you.

[Josh Wolf]

I could see everything at once. The other ones, like, the bright improv. I couldn't see my time or when the time was on. Because the thing I'm getting up there, I'm just trying to remember because I don't have any repetition whatsoever. I'm doing this every month, so I'm like, oh, where's the time? I haven't even seen it. Just go. I don't want to get there. Go, where am I is my time.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

So, yeah.

[Marty]

And how much of your ten Is it ten minutes again? How much of your ten minutes is. Is it like two stories? Is it three stories or is it whatever?

[Josh Wolf]

Like about three and a half minutes.

[Marty]

Of.

[Josh Wolf]

No story kind of punchlining. I'm trying to, like, break the ice a little bit and kind of give the direction of where I'm going. So it's like two. It says two and a half minutes.

[Marty]

How long you been doing stand up?

[Josh Wolf]

This is my. My seventh show, dude.

[Marty]

It's so crazy.

[Josh Wolf]

Just super stoked.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

And then the last six and a half minutes is one Story. You know what I mean? But the first two times I told it, the punch line, I was like. I said it and then said something after. I should have got the off the second I said it and everybody was laughing. And then I said something else my time. Like that.

[Marty]

Yeah. But, dude, who gives a. You're. You're still so, so young at this. The fact that you're not sticking to one thing and you're fluid a little bit about what you do.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[Marty]

Dude, just have sets.

[Josh Wolf]

I've done five different sets, though.

[Marty]

Just have.

[Josh Wolf]

Remember.

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

I've rewrote them because they tell me 10 minutes for or an hour before you have five minutes. Like, oh, I have. My shit's written for 12 minutes. Yeah, well, let me rewrite. How many? Three shows. I rewrote my set right before I did it. It's super hard, dude. See, I watch you and I'm like, damn, this could speak to anyone. It's effortless. And he already knows what's going on over here. I don't have that.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

But still trying to, like, oh, I gotta figure out. And Josh, I'm. I don't want to forget what's next. So I don't smoke the day of. I don't do anything today. I'm like, no, this is serious. I have to remember my.

[Marty]

Here's the deal. What do people like the most about this? It's a conversation. Yeah. So don't get yourself so tense about being so precise. There's nothing precise about conversation.

[Josh Wolf]

True. I don't really talk to the crowd, but I did last time.

[Marty]

You don't have great. Talk to the crowd.

[Josh Wolf]

I was a little nervous. Like, should I.

[Marty]

But when you're talking, like, when you're talking about your stories and. And getting yourself to where you need to remember. Don't. You're a storyteller.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, the story. No, I don't have to remember the story whatsoever. It's the first two and a half minutes, three minutes that I'm trying to remember because I'm weaving it in. And then. Yeah, something here is going to come back with the story. Like, remember how I mentioned that earlier? Well, over this next hump of what I talked about. I just don't want to fuck that up because then it doesn't make sense. That's the only thing I don't want to forget.

[Jacob]

Crucial links.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, the links. The links is what I don't want to forget.

[Marty]

Here's. Here's what I'm just telling you. Who gives a. It's okay, you're telling a story. That's it, man. And you're gonna get the. The less you try to remember every little piece, which you should do it if it's your story. But just relax, dude. You're trying to be a. A memorized, like you want it to flow. If you're so worried about what comes next, if it's your story, there shouldn't be anything to complicate that.

[Josh Wolf]

No.

[Marty]

Do you know what I'm saying?

[Josh Wolf]

I know exactly what you're saying. Like what, What I mean is like, oh, here's the little funny punch up part.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Don't forget it. The first time I did, I went. I'm like, did I even.

[Marty]

Oh, yeah, don't worry about it, dude. You're such a natural storyteller, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

But you know what I mean? It's like, yeah, you let the salt off the plate. You cooked so much. That's how I feel. Like, ah, yeah, it was cool. It could have been better.

[Marty]

You're. I'm gonna tell you something right now. You're gonna look at the sets you're doing right now a year from now, and you're gonna be like, what the.

[Josh Wolf]

I don't want to do this one.

[Marty]

You, dude, you're not a thousand. You're a thousand percent have gonna change as an artist. You're like, so just relax.

[Josh Wolf]

No, for sure, relax. I appreciate it. Yeah.

[Marty]

Just. You're such a natural talker, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

I feel like if someone threw out a topic, I'm like, I'm gonna tell you a 14 minute, detailed, funny ass story, but if I have it up there, I just don't. I just don't want to be up there. Like, the pothead forgot what he was. Yeah, I gotcha. That was my main thing the first times, like there were people are inviting me, like, I don't want to go up there and go, you forgot your own do. You weren't prepared. Like, that's how I.

[Marty]

My man, you are such an interesting person. Who gives a.

[Josh Wolf]

Thank you.

[Marty]

You're such a. You're.

[Josh Wolf]

You're Think about that.

[Jacob]

That's his response to everything in this conversation.

[Marty]

No, man. Which is, I hear what you're saying, but just relax with what you're trying to remember. You're such an interesting, natural person. Bring that first in your comedy, bro. Bring it first. It took me a long time to figure that out, but bring that first everything else extra.

[Josh Wolf]

So would you suggest I come out story first in the last three minutes, start trying to do what kind of.

[Marty]

Sets up what makes you feel you're gonna connect with the people first.

[Josh Wolf]

Drugs.

[Marty]

My brain always goes, drugs for your authentic you. So the first goal isn't those three minutes is to connect with the humans who are sitting in front of you, which. You're such a natural connector. Just connect. How, Whatever. How is that gonna happen when you're authentically you telling the story or when you're trying to remember three minutes of jokes? So I would say just connect and then whatever happens after that.

[Josh Wolf]

You know what? Now that you say that, you know what? I've been thinking about going in. All these people just see some guy on a mic. They like a lot of people. I'm like, damn, I'm a fan of this guy. That's. This is awesome. Very, like, so cool. But in my Sitting in front of you, yeah, but in my brain, I'm like, I'm the guy going first. They're just like, oh, it's an open mic kind of guy. Like, which is cool. That's fine. But I want. I don't want to go up there and be like, yeah, he's first. Of course he didn't do great. Like, no, that guy was awesome. Like, so I've had a lot of people come up to me after go, what's your name?

[Marty]

Your show.

[Josh Wolf]

That was funny. I'm like, oh, my God, Thank God. That made me feel so stoked because now I know, like, oh, you. You understand what I'm talking. Okay, cool.

[Marty]

You're such a natural communicator, dude. I can't imagine watching his show. Show where you're telling a story where I'm like, yeah, dude, I know that, dude. So this is what I'm saying. Before everything else, I. I did that. I wish I had learned that just connect people, if they like you, they're gonna listen to what you have to say.

[Jacob]

Do you think it's important for him to be on the road with it, or is he good in la?

[Marty]

I think he should go in front of his many different people as you can, I think, but. But it's hard to do. Most people, I. It's easy for me to say, but most people, you know, live where they live, which is why you get a certain style of. You know, I would say New York comics are different than LA comics depending on how you started and, you know, what's around you. So I think being here, though, you get great station. I'm great. Great comics have come out of Los Angeles, so I don't see why not.

[Josh Wolf]

It's fun, but like you said, if you just. Just connect. Because I keep trying to do, like, I just don't want to sit there and tell stories. People expect that. But also, like, I. That's my favorite thing to do, dude.

[Marty]

So, like, if you went to. Okay, what? Okay, if you. By the way, Rip El Kogan. Right. But if you went to. What the. His name. The wrestler who goes to comedy clubs. Oh, the wwe. Guy who goes to comedy clubs on weekends.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, I don't know about this.

[Marty]

I forget what his name is. God damn it.

[Jacob]

The Miz.

[Marty]

Nah. Although I think he does some comment. But there is a guy who tours, and it's great. But if you went to his show and he didn't tell you a story about being in the wwe, he'd be mad, dude. Okay, you be. Be like, what?

[Jacob]

You know, he didn't do the thing.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. This is how I know this guy. So people will let you try new things, but don't forget about them. They're at your show.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, no, for sure. Like, 60 of it is a story. So I was trying to, like. I don't want it to be 80, but then again, I just need, like, like, Fluffy connectors, little transition in his next story. And his next story. He's a storyteller.

[Marty]

But you're trying too much too soon. You're telling me you've done eight comedy sets? I can just tell you right now. I. After eight sets, and I haven't seen your eight sets. But after eight sets, I ate a bag of dicks.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, no. I did once.

[Marty]

No fun. No, no, no. Every time it was like, eight bags. Eight stages, eight bags.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm lucky enough to, like, be on my.

[Marty]

Yeah, this is what I'm saying, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

It's different.

[Marty]

This is what I'm saying.

[Josh Wolf]

Jump start. I feel.

[Marty]

This is what I'm saying. So give those people. Reward them for coming with you to this new thing. You could still. You're still trying something completely different, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, there's something's way different.

[Marty]

It's way more performative than. Than this is.

[Josh Wolf]

And it's making me feel not corny. There's stumps I want to do, but I'm like. It's that performative feeling. Like, I haven't done that since I was, like, 4 and somebody told me it was gay and lame. So I'm like, oh, I guess I'll never try again. You know what I mean?

[Marty]

Yeah, but it doesn't have to be. There's just a difference between, like, this and being up there on this Especially at your stage, man, it takes a lot. It took me anyways, I can't speak for anyone else a lot of years just to be still on a stool, like. Oh, you know what I mean?

[Josh Wolf]

It took me like four shows to stop pacing.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Candace. I guess not pacing full. Just stand still.

[Marty]

That, by the way, that's exactly those.

[Josh Wolf]

Device he gave me.

[Marty]

I'm like, thanks, but that's the benefit. Like we didn't film every set. Like you'd watch one set, you'd be like, do I look like that? Holy. Dude. You know the first time, okay, when I was starting. Okay, there's still some pictures of this. I'm sure my mom has one. But when I was starting, part of what I. I wanted people to know me by was that I was a dude who wore a vest every.

[Jacob]

Are you the best guy?

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

A vest. Like a cardigan?

[Marty]

No, like a button up vest.

[Josh Wolf]

Like a Marty McFly.

[Marty]

Yeah, like. No, like a.

[Jacob]

Like a leather brown vest.

[Marty]

No.

[Josh Wolf]

No.

[Marty]

Like different vests that I would find, you know?

[Josh Wolf]

Yes.

[Marty]

Not maybe. But I was going to wear a different one every time I. Yeah, too. My point to saying is you're going to change what you start doing. You know what I mean? So don't hold on to it.

[Josh Wolf]

One time I made up a dance for a girl. I did that. I'm kidding. It's your story. I'm just. Nobody else has that story, John. It's just. I did that. I know. I watched you say it on stage.

[Jacob]

How. How long into your career until you got to this wisdom phase, man?

[Marty]

Five years ago probably.

[Josh Wolf]

But years ago.

[Jacob]

You were overthinking and doing too much.

[Marty]

Too much movement. Dude.

[Josh Wolf]

I didn't pace the whole time. The first couple.

[Marty]

But you should. Dude, you're. There's.

[Josh Wolf]

But I pace everywhere I go. I don't stand still. I'm constantly. My back hurts.

[Marty]

But even like Chris Rock is super intentional with the movement. He. And he's not still at all.

[Josh Wolf]

You're right. But I had two people tell me like, yo, stop pacing so much or no, stop messing with the wire. I would hold. I was like. I was like moving it around. They're like. It just shows fidgeting. I'm like, all right. I guess because I could see if I'm watching like this one not stop with the wire. Kind of looks like a tick.

[Marty]

I think the theory is the less outward movement, the more it comes out where it's supposed to, which is your mouth, which doesn't necessarily translate in volume in like loudness but in energy and you know what I mean?

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Like, all that stuff I found, the more still I got in my body, the more it came out. Where like the intentionality came out my. My mouth.

[Jacob]

Makes sense.

[Marty]

Do you know what I mean? No, for sure.

[Josh Wolf]

Like, when you're like, I sit on.

[Marty]

The stool and just stay still, focus on the delivery. That doesn't mean never moving, dude. Sure, I definitely move, but it's just like.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, I just have the fear that I'll be talking in mid. Talk the blank out. No, the stool snaps.

[Marty]

Oh, hilarious.

[Josh Wolf]

Every. I see it every time. Every time I see it still, like, don't even touch it. Like, I'm gonna.

[Marty]

Great video.

[Josh Wolf]

Who gives a. Oh, my luck. I get vampire.

[Marty]

Also great video. It's gonna. You know how many views that we get? You spike punchline and died. You spiked yourself.

[Jacob]

You got spiked at a comedy club.

[Josh Wolf]

I didn't get busted. Just like it. I like that. Okay, well, thank you for that advice.

[Marty]

That.

[Josh Wolf]

It also does help a lot, dude.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Cuz I'm thinking. I just keep imagining, like, all right, big room.

[Marty]

Do this.

[Josh Wolf]

Should I look? Because my first, what, three? I wouldn't look at anybody. I was looking at their foreheads like. But I have to remember. Don't look at me.

[Marty]

But you've done it so few times, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

So try this few times. Try this and then try something else.

[Josh Wolf]

I have four shows, dude, this weekend, so it.

[Marty]

You have many. How old are you?

[Josh Wolf]

35. Remember, I'm not 21. Like, this is the youngest.

[Marty]

It doesn't matter, dude. Don't. You can't rush this process of getting on stage. So you're gonna be like a eighth time, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

You're gonna be. A year from now. You're gonna look back and be like, what the was I talking about?

[Jacob]

So don't worry about it. Don't think about it too much. Doesn't matter is what you're saying.

[Marty]

Yeah, Just try. Don't be scared to.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, I'm not. I did that joke. It did not go over well. I've never had a room of silence and one lay like this. It was bad. Do you remember the awkward silence in that room? I laughed out loud because I'm like, no way. That really happened. Like, this isn't a movie where hear crickets. I could hear the traffic outside.

[Marty]

It's kind of my guy. It's gonna. It'll get worse before it gets better.

[Josh Wolf]

I like to think the opposite. It's getting better already.

[Marty]

No, what I mean is, like, like, everybody gets on. Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. No, I. I think if you ever. Like, some of the. Dude. Some of the most awkward moments I've ever had on stage. I was doing a Christmas party out here early on. I was not a good enough comic to be given a Christmas party, and it was for the police force somewhere out and, like, easy crowd. Here's the thing is, I didn't know until we got there who the show was from what the. They're like, you want to do Christmas party? We're out there. Or maybe the dude. Oh, no, no, no, no. He doesn't do comedy anymore. We did know going in, and they had told us, here's what you can't talk about. You can't talk about. It was near where.

[Josh Wolf]

What were the things you couldn't talk about? You got to remember one.

[Marty]

Yeah, Like, I need it. It was. No, because it was near where the. You know, in the Tupac Biggie stuff where there was supposedly dirty cops and all that.

[Josh Wolf]

You can't talk about.

[Marty]

It was near that, I think, that precinct or whatever. So no jokes. No jokes about that particular thing. That's gonna.

[Josh Wolf]

That's pretty reasonable.

[Marty]

That's gonna offend. Directly offend the people who are sitting in front of you.

[Josh Wolf]

Also, if they get offended, they did it.

[Jacob]

That's fair.

[Marty]

And the dude I brought with me to open and Gavin, I'm gonna get you this and tell me if I'm wrong, but just opens with, like, the worst joke about that precinct. I can't remember exactly what it was. I'm so high right now.

[Josh Wolf]

Not then I imagine pulling up high as. Who am I performing for?

[Marty]

Him. I can't believe I got to do comedy tonight.

[Josh Wolf]

That's incredible.

[Jacob]

I heard you have a new special coming out.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, man. Are your notes up there? No, they're not. We know you well.

[Jacob]

You told me that you're one of.

[Josh Wolf]

The only guests we can have in here. Go.

[Jacob]

No notes.

[Josh Wolf]

We don't need notes.

[Marty]

Yeah, I know. No time.

[Josh Wolf]

What Usually we have. No. The first time you ever came, we had an extensive list of notes.

[Jacob]

Show prep.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, we always do. We always do it. But we don't have to do it with Josh. We know. We're like, it's gonna be real fun. He's gonna get extra high. I know that. We're gonna talk about a bunch of. And then we're gonna talk about comedy for a long time, and then his shoes are gonna kick in, and it's.

[Marty]

Gonna go, I'm back now. That's why I'M wondering what we just talked about. Yeah, I'm back.

[Josh Wolf]

We're talking about are deep rooted racist, you said. It's about time you said some. You better watch out for the Samoans, dude, because they're big.

[Marty]

I know, but they can't catch me.

[Josh Wolf]

See? See, you should have heard what he was saying earlier, guys, they can't. Oh, the skinny ones can. The Palomalu of the world can.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, for sure. By the way, that's so funny. Funny that he's a skinny one, right? Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Yo, I know one.

[Marty]

This is small, he's a big dude.

[Josh Wolf]

And he's the dwarf. I mean the dwarf. He's the runt of his brothers and he's 622 20, 225. Yeah, his older brother is I think 6 9, 3 something.

[Marty]

Nobody's ever gonna mistake me.

[Josh Wolf]

They might for something else. Are you a relative of Albert Einstein by chance?

[Marty]

Dude, I told you, you. When I got close to 200 pounds. Yeah, dude, it was like people were saying things out loud to me.

[Josh Wolf]

Like that was a very soft way of saying someone says your ass is gross. Change it.

[Marty]

You're giants.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, you're a giant.

[Marty]

For me, dude. 200 pounds, dude. For me on my frame because I don't think my head got any bigger. I think we all but everything around it. So I looked like a far side character, you know, I mean, good work. Thank you. Dude, small head, big body, you know, I'm talking about.

[Jacob]

There was little cartoons from the early 90s, right? Sarcastic little shitty cartoons.

[Josh Wolf]

The sarcastic little shitty ones.

[Jacob]

They're right next to the magic guy in the back of the.

[Marty]

Are you angry at a genre of cartoon tune anime?

[Jacob]

Cuz I don't understand it.

[Marty]

Oh, I don't get it either.

[Josh Wolf]

I watched my first anime like fully through one of my favorite shows of all time.

[Marty]

A TV show?

[Josh Wolf]

No, no, I don't think you guys understand cuz I was like, you like anime? Is Dragon Ball Z like. No, I don't want screaming with lines shooting out of like Pokemon. Oh, oh that. I can't watch it, it's boring. You know when the line just go, no. Attack on Titan. Watch a good show. It's incredible.

[Marty]

So the one you like is called what?

[Josh Wolf]

Attack on Titan. And if they made a movie, they could go straight Avengers money with it. I promise you they make a billion dollars in the box office.

[Marty]

Well, you just sent it to me so I can see it. I'll never remember what the you're talking about.

[Josh Wolf]

Don't worry man, I'll write you a letter.

[Marty]

You will? A letter carrier, dude, that would be amazing. Jacob just made fun of me because. Speaking of pigeons, dude, Jacob just made fun of me on the podcast because we were talking about when, you know, listen, when I was in college, if I wanted to talk to somebody I went to high school with, we wrote each other letters, right?

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

And he was like, what? Like in Bridgerton? I was like, off, dude. Bridgerton, you dick.

[Josh Wolf]

But delay gratification. I need. In two weeks, I'll find out what you said. You want to know what's on tv? Oh, you missed it. Wait for the TV guy channel to come back.

[Marty]

Do not miss the letters, my man.

[Josh Wolf]

No, my writing's dog.

[Marty]

So I don't think I could. I think I could squeeze out some cursive, I think. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

You ready? Got it. Can you go get a book, a notebook?

[Marty]

0%.

[Josh Wolf]

I've seen you draw. You're a wizard, dude.

[Marty]

Oh, dude.

[Jacob]

Didn't we just archive Josh's first drawing?

[Josh Wolf]

We have it.

[Marty]

You did?

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, we have it somewhere. I have the other one from 422. Did I talk. Wait, did I talk to you about with Lee when we went live on 420? Did I talk to you after what happened? No. You know how you got really high? Like, something happened? I gotta call you back.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

And then we came back, and Lee was there right when I went to the bathroom.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

I went to go dry heave. I ate too many edibles on no water or food or whatever while you guys were talking. I had this. Had the shakes in my eyes. I was like, oh, no. I ate too many edibles and I didn't eat. So I went to the bathroom and I went, all right, I'm good. I'm good. I'm gonna drink a little bit of sink water and walk back.

[Marty]

Dude, you held that together so well.

[Josh Wolf]

When I watched it back, I went. I almost threw up at that moment. I went, oh, my God, am I gonna throw up on the camera? I'm gonna go bathroom, guys. One second. I was. I didn't eat all day, and I didn't want to eat my pizza on stream. Remember, I had.

[Marty]

I'm gonna go back and watch it. Oh.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, I must throw up.

[Marty]

That is crazy.

[Jacob]

Lee would have been the guy, though. He would have understood for sure, man.

[Marty]

There had been one episode on the church where I just remember looking at Lee because he was also a lot bigger.

[Josh Wolf]

I didn't know too much about him, but I just watched a little YouTube thing about the church and Lee man was a whole. Another per. He was a whole another guy. Bigger.

[Jacob]

Yeah, he was a.

[Josh Wolf]

He was massive. I did not know he was that big.

[Marty]

Yeah, he was a big dude. He makes me laugh when he shows me his driver's license picture.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, Uncle Fester.

[Marty]

It's like a different human being.

[Jacob]

That's when I knew him. So I'm just happy to like.

[Marty]

Oh, that's right. Dude.

[Jacob]

I didn't know him personally, really. I mean, kind of, but as a fan of the church. But then obviously they stopped doing the church, and then he went and lost all that weight and he started doing comedy and. And so.

[Marty]

That's awesome. He opens for me some sometimes.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

He goes with me and, And Jacob. He's super funny and he's so much fun to hang around with and. Because he's hung around with Joey for so, so long.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

It doesn't matter how many drugs you're gonna do. He'll do.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Sick.

[Marty]

He'll do him too. Yeah, too. Yeah, he's in for whatever, but he's super funny. His comedy is really funny.

[Jacob]

Nice.

[Marty]

Yes.

[Jacob]

That's awesome. Thank you. Yeah, he went through the gauntlet. He was so innocent.

[Josh Wolf]

I do a lot of edibles, yo. They do a lot of edibles on that show.

[Marty]

Dude, I didn't realize.

[Josh Wolf]

How many milligrams. 2,000.

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

2,000 to me.

[Marty]

I'm up, too, yo. Too. But Joey would walk through that. Some of those podcasts are crazy. I, I, I, I don't think he does that anymore.

[Jacob]

They just brought it back, though, right?

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The new ones are super fun.

[Josh Wolf]

Maybe too big. And let's go on on Hot. I would just go.

[Marty]

The. Just the two of them together are so. It's such a good combination. And these more. It's definitely like a co host situation. Yeah, he's Andy Richter. It's so funny. The two of them. The two. Their relationship is so.

[Jacob]

It's like the Odd Couple. Like, they don't go together, but.

[Marty]

No, but they. Yeah, dude. It's pretty amazing. It's like a perfect odd couple.

[Josh Wolf]

It's funny. It's like this. It's like Marty's a white guy from the ghetto that shouldn't. That shouldn't have came out like he did. I'm a Mexican from the ghetto that was only doing white people. Marty's a white guy only doing black people. And then we met each other.

[Jacob]

There you go.

[Marty]

Science.

[Josh Wolf]

See, in the hood with my homies.

[Marty]

I'm not sure why you just didn't write that on the Wikipedia.

[Josh Wolf]

This guy's a white guy. This is the next white people.

[Jacob]

TED Talk will open up with that.

[Marty]

Get. Get rid of this stuff. What do you think?

[Josh Wolf]

It's so much burning trash can, fake porch drug addict asleep in the table.

[Jacob]

For me to jump through.

[Marty]

Is that you?

[Josh Wolf]

There you go.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I'm the. I'm the table jumper.

[Marty]

Have you done that in Buffalo?

[Jacob]

Negative.

[Josh Wolf]

You know.

[Marty]

Do you want to.

[Jacob]

Nah, I'll jump through this table when we make the new set.

[Josh Wolf]

No, it's a nice table.

[Marty]

Wait a second.

[Josh Wolf]

Let's keep it.

[Marty]

Dude, you're a Bills fan, though, right?

[Jacob]

Yeah, I'm like. I'm a ass. I'm not a drunk.

[Marty]

I don't got it.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm a ass.

[Marty]

You just told me you were gonna jump through this table.

[Jacob]

I got a vengeance against this table.

[Josh Wolf]

I don't drink beer.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

No. Chicken wings.

[Marty]

Acid mushrooms. We.

[Josh Wolf]

That's you.

[Marty]

Yeah. Oh, that's me. Yeah. I don't know why. I just never liked it.

[Josh Wolf]

Dabs.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

You'll get there one day.

[Marty]

Is it a different high for you? Is it a different high for you?

[Jacob]

No, it's like one dab to me is like hitting half a joint. You do one dab instead of four bong. Ramps.

[Marty]

Reps.

[Josh Wolf]

Yes, exactly.

[Marty]

This is what I'm saying. I don't. I don't like to get high like.

[Jacob]

That, but not like it's overwhelming. It's just like I hit a hit where I'm going outside to smoke a bong. I'm gonna do four. Four little bowls to get where I want to be. Or I could just do a dad.

[Marty]

Okay.

[Josh Wolf]

I think there's a difference between me and you guys. You guys are skinny. You guys eat, and you're like, I'm full. I've never ate. And, like, I think I'm full now. Well, my food's not dead. I'm gonna eat it. All right. Same with the weed. I've never gone, how high do I want to get? What do I need to be? I'm like, I'll just keep smoking. My God.

[Marty]

Direct. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

I've never had that control because I'm always on autopilot. Like, yeah, yeah, for sure. Taking dads. Maybe that's why you guys are skinny. And then, like, you have discipline in your brain to go, stop.

[Marty]

I don't like. I liked it. I like the. I mean, I like the actual joint more, but I just like it.

[Josh Wolf]

I think it's this maybe, dude, it's having something in Your hand. It's like having the pen in your hand in school. Maybe I'll pick that over anything in the world. A joint.

[Marty]

Oh my God.

[Josh Wolf]

I used to be bong no more. If I was on a deserted island, you give me a bunch of joints. I'll do that over a bong for sure.

[Marty]

When did you have like. I remember a couple years ago they had that. They were making like different shaped bongs. Like.

[Josh Wolf]

Like they still do, but.

[Marty]

But like somebody sent me. That was a one. That was because I'm Jewish. They sent me a menorah.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh yeah. They have a dab rig like that?

[Marty]

Yeah, they do. Yeah. Yeah. That thing of me, I'm like, that's the one thing I think I would. I get me high as dab out.

[Josh Wolf]

Of it for seven days. But you know, cheap rosin, you know, to save money. It's the holiday season.

[Jacob]

Frugal flavors.

[Josh Wolf]

Frugal flavors.

[Marty]

That was really good, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

It's like he's like right raps or something, huh?

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

It's like he was a. Words. This motherfucker brings out the wildest quick ass. Two step. I love it.

[Jacob]

Goofy ass me funny though.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, here you go. Whatever you want. You forgot already.

[Marty]

Yeah. What's that for?

[Josh Wolf]

You said I can't even write my own name.

[Jacob]

Incursive.

[Josh Wolf]

Incursive. Oh my shit's bad.

[Marty]

It's incursive. I think I can do my name. Sure. I think Josh signature.

[Jacob]

Josh has come back since then. I think he's back now.

[Marty]

Yeah. What do you want to see?

[Josh Wolf]

I love it. You asked for it. Why is this here? You're like Dr. Jekyll, dude. A little. It comes back pants. I had pants on.

[Marty]

I really don't remember asking for this, but thank you so much.

[Josh Wolf]

Carrier pigeon. We're gonna send it back to your house.

[Marty]

Yeah, I think. I think I got cursive. Is that what you're asking?

[Jacob]

That's where we were at with it.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, you were asking. My cursive sucks. I don't remember the steps. I just do this for every signature.

[Marty]

You mean for your signature or at.

[Josh Wolf]

All for anything Bank. Maybe I shouldn't say that. I have a very distinct signature for all my bank accounts there.

[Marty]

Okay.

[Josh Wolf]

Anybody can afford for my signature's dog. Ready? Watch this. I'll do it back to back the same.

[Marty]

I don't think I've ever done it back to back the same.

[Josh Wolf]

There's no T in there. That's his Thomas twice. There's no T. There's no ho or.

[Marty]

No That's a beautiful.

[Josh Wolf]

It's just.

[Marty]

It's like a beautiful landscape.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, it looks like a skyline.

[Marty]

I think mine is something like.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, yeah, you're just as bad as me.

[Marty]

Holy.

[Josh Wolf]

There's jw. Yeah, there's a J. I can do that too, man.

[Marty]

There's a J and then it's like a dog.

[Josh Wolf]

There's no wolf. It's just a W with a longer.

[Marty]

Well, something comes down here, though. Something does go down there, but that's just olf. I'm seeing an M. Let me see, let me see. Let me see if I.

[Josh Wolf]

You should have a J with a little wolf face emoji.

[Marty]

No, that's Josh right there. Dude.

[Josh Wolf]

I.

[Marty]

That's how I do it.

[Jacob]

And then.

[Marty]

Yeah, that's it.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

You.

[Jacob]

You should sign your name with just wolf. Like blood.

[Josh Wolf]

Like Jay with a little wolf on him.

[Marty]

Sick.

[Josh Wolf]

Feels like a horse.

[Marty]

Maybe I'll carry like a colored pen with me so I could. Click, click, click, click.

[Josh Wolf]

Marty has the page a little bit. Marty has the one that you click each color.

[Marty]

He has one where. I don't know.

[Josh Wolf]

It's next to his Slinky. Hold on. Stop. Comedy special.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

That's 30 minutes ago. We just trailed the off.

[Jacob]

I don't think we ever got to it.

[Josh Wolf]

We never got back to it. Where are you going?

[Marty]

Where are your notes?

[Josh Wolf]

Dude, you filmed your special and then that was it. Yeah, and then we. Then we trailed. You filmed it. When does it come out right?

[Marty]

It comes out August 12th. Good question.

[Josh Wolf]

Nice.

[Marty]

August 12th. It's. And let me tell you something, man. It's called the Campfire special and I will. Yeah. August 12th. Thank you.

[Josh Wolf]

There you go.

[Marty]

In case. It's the. Listen, it's what I like to do. Like I. The last special I was on here was just four stories.

[Josh Wolf]

Yes.

[Marty]

And this one is like, I think it's an hour 15 and I bet you 25 minutes of stories and the others mute. It's like comedy music. Okay, so I. It's just a switch up vibe, but we have, dude, great guest stars on there. It's the funniest because for whatever reason, my comedy is way edgier in my songs than it is in my stories.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, for sure.

[Marty]

Way edgier. And so like I allow myself to say things in the songs I would never.

[Jacob]

Because it's the lyrics. It's not you.

[Marty]

I don't know what it is. I agree. I don't know what it is. But. But this. My stories are. Maybe it's because it's More just based in real life. So I leave like weird punch lines out. There's no spot form in the stories, but there's plenty of spots for songs.

[Josh Wolf]

So I think it's like if you said those things in your story, but you're a bad person.

[Marty]

Well, it's not part of the story. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

It's not real. But I didn't actually do that.

[Marty]

It's not part of it. They're just punishing punchlines.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

So the punchlines that don't fit in my stories, but I still write, so that's what I use the songs for this. They're a ton of fun. And then we did a Me and two guys from Little big Town. The two guys from Little big Town, which is a country band. We did part of the show as a band called hard country, which is a fake. Fake band. Fake band. I almost brought my guitar today to play you. So we do fake. Like Spinal Tappy, kind of. There's a song we wrote called why is your titty on your back? Which is super funny. Why is your titty on your back?

[Josh Wolf]

I wish I have a guitar to see this. How I titty on your back.

[Marty]

So fun, dude. But so we had. We did a couple of songs as that band on the special. Trailer trash. Tammy singing a song with me. Has she been on here? No.

[Jacob]

No.

[Josh Wolf]

We've. We've talked about it before.

[Marty]

Right. She would be great on here. But she did a song with me, which was so funny. But it was just a good time. And plus stories, because that's also what I do. But it was. It's like maybe the best hour 15 of Just Laughs. Yeah, dude. There's some. There's some. Jacob Jacobs got the biggest laugh of the entire special.

[Josh Wolf]

Nice.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. What a dick. But for real. You know what I mean? It doesn't have his name on it. What do we do? Yeah, we're gonna kick in the nuts. That was.

[Jacob]

He opened it.

[Marty]

That wasn't in there. We do a song together. That's his. He has the funniest line, I think, in the whole special. And that's not just saying that. It's so. It so funny and you can hear. Yeah. But the whole show was amazing. We shot it in Zany's in Nashville. You should.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, used to live in Nashville.

[Marty]

Yeah. There was amazing. And that stage is cool. Cool. And we call it the campfire special. So we turned the first couple rows into like. We took out the seats and put in like, you know, the chairs. Yeah. Sit around a campfire. Sick And Jeremiah Watkins and Avery Pearson, they do their company product, produced and directed it, and they made the stage look super dope. Nice. But it was a good time, man. It's. I wonder if there's a song that I could.

[Josh Wolf]

August 12th.

[Marty]

August 12th.

[Jacob]

And can we talk about the heroic amount of dates you got coming up for August and September, which can.

[Josh Wolf]

Notes, notes, notes, notes, notes.

[Jacob]

Template. Florida, Vegas, Arkansas, Texas, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Kentucky, New Mexico, Oregon, San Fran. This is Oregon. Or August and September.

[Marty]

Yeah, I do. And then. And then Vegas. Every Monday.

[Jacob]

Yes. Yeah. Vegas.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, my God. You're come no matter what. Every Monday you're back.

[Marty]

I want to see my wife.

[Josh Wolf]

Dude, just say, holy. So much travel.

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tough. I love doing it, though. I love stand up, dude, for sure. And again, I get to hang out with Jacob.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Off.

[Jacob]

Does. Does your wife appreciate that aspect of it or is she like, bro, this is a lot.

[Marty]

You have to ask her. Honestly, I think it. I think she's so good at it. It's been 20 years.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

So she's so good at it.

[Jacob]

Just normal.

[Marty]

I. I remember I used to come home and you. She would say things like, hey, there are other people here now. You don't get to just. Right. You're not acting just by yourself on the road. No, there's other people here. All right. And so she was so good at navigating all of that that I had to learn. And. And she was so patient with all that. Just not doing anything outlandish, but just being difficult to live with.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Because I spend so much time alone, you. You. You start to move.

[Jacob]

Single dude traits.

[Marty]

You just say, you move how you want to move.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

When. Yeah.

[Jacob]

Different than a husband version of yourself.

[Marty]

Not that I'm stepping out.

[Jacob]

No. Like, in just a life sense.

[Marty]

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Yeah, dude, completely. Because you're operating as a. As a solo trip. I eat what I want, I go where I want, I watch what I want, you know?

[Jacob]

Like, I know.

[Josh Wolf]

That's why I know I miss it.

[Jacob]

If April goes out of town, it's like I lose all my discipline, my routine.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

So it's not just me. I just sit there and go, I'm done. I gotta do nothing. Oh, wow. Three days. Not like I have to do a bunch of. I'm like, I'll just do nothing right now and be fine with it. I do feel like a piece of, though. Like, I've been here all day. I even put shoes on. This is Terrible.

[Marty]

It's. Yeah, but she's been. She was. Have you met my wife?

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marty]

Coming over to the house. That's the only time you ever met her.

[Jacob]

Yeah. You moved basically right after we like kind of like met.

[Marty]

Oh yeah, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

I think.

[Marty]

Is that right?

[Josh Wolf]

I think so.

[Jacob]

Kind of. Yeah, we did.

[Josh Wolf]

I feel like maybe at one show when you made fun of her and she was in the crowd.

[Marty]

Yeah, you know, I don't do a whole lot of.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, it was very rare. You're like, I don't do this often and you make fun of her.

[Marty]

Yeah, I've said this publicly before, but I don't do a lot of wife jokes because I love, you know, and so I'm not trying to get less of that.

[Jacob]

Keep it real simple for.

[Marty]

Yeah, why don't you do jokes about your wife? I like having sex at the house, you know what I mean?

[Josh Wolf]

And not outside by myself.

[Marty]

That's a lot of fun, you know.

[Jacob]

So got hella jokes.

[Marty]

Yeah. I'll just talk about something else. I don't know why I got to turn her. Cuz I own up.

[Josh Wolf]

Make fun of all my kids instead. It.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. Them.

[Josh Wolf]

Listen.

[Marty]

Yes, that's right.

[Jacob]

That's why you've made a career out of. Just tell these stories about every time.

[Josh Wolf]

He buys a new shirt of you this week.

[Marty]

Mo. 90% of it. Jacob.

[Jacob]

Yeah, exactly.

[Marty]

But they all had. There were choices about stories. There were stories that I held on to because they didn't want, you know, And Jacob was more willing to let go of stories younger. I. I did like the first couple I did without his permission because I was just a dad telling stories. Right. But then I would always ask him, well, how you feel about me telling that story about that time? He'd be like. He either would say no, most time he said yes, but my daughter said. I mean, he was no for most of that. There were some stories. I remember him being like, don't tell a story about that. I was like.

[Jacob]

Well, that's when you just like take her name out. Put Jake's in there.

[Josh Wolf]

Exactly. Flip flop. You don't do that.

[Marty]

Well, dude. No, no, not with my daughter. Because they're different stories.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Jacob]

We need a hypothetical daughter.

[Marty]

Yeah. No, but, but, but I do have stories about her. There's some. I just. There's some things like.

[Josh Wolf]

Like you change names of certain stories about a friend, dude, for sure. Okay. Yeah, see, I do in every story. Time didn't do it last time.

[Marty]

I always change the names of people that I'm telling stories about.

[Josh Wolf]

I always used in when I'm on YouTube, but for some reason last time on In Covina, I was. My brother has a cousin and his. All right, ready? My brother's mom, stepbrother, his mom has a sister and they met two dudes and had babies. And those two dudes happen to be brothers.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

So it's like two sisters got with two brothers. The kids look identical.

[Marty]

Two sisters with two brothers.

[Josh Wolf]

Random.

[Marty]

That's not random too.

[Josh Wolf]

No, they met different at different times and they're like, oh, that's your brother. This is my girl. Like, that's your sister.

[Marty]

Oh, what the.

[Josh Wolf]

Like small town, right?

[Marty]

I'm sorry, I was misunderstanding. Yes.

[Josh Wolf]

They aren't related to each other.

[Marty]

Yeah, there you go.

[Josh Wolf]

We just met randomly. Why are you in this hallway?

[Marty]

His brother and it's random. Doesn't feel super random. We met in the kitchen.

[Josh Wolf]

No, dude, no. So my stepbrother, his cousin was identical to him and I have a thing on stage. I kept their names cuz I'm like, I don't want to forget the made up name. He's not going to be stoked about it. It's a up story. So I got to start changing the name. My brother's a little gang maker and his cousin's extra gay. So sometimes he get hit on by gay guys and sometimes his cousin get jumped by gang bangers thinking they were each other. It's incredible actually. It's incredible. So it's like, damn, dude, that's crazy.

[Marty]

That is so bananas.

[Josh Wolf]

Thing is like, I mean, in high school, like that's funny though.

[Jacob]

Uhhuh.

[Josh Wolf]

He's like, I know Tony's extra gay, but he looks identical to Marvin. Started dressing different. All types of to separate.

[Marty]

That is so funny.

[Josh Wolf]

But no, I kept the real name. So maybe I'll change them. I'll change the Marty instead of Martin.

[Jacob]

Oh God, let's make it really confusing.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Marty. Yeah. No, he's gay.

[Marty]

It's Martin.

[Josh Wolf]

Martin Lawrence.

[Jacob]

Yeah. There you go.

[Josh Wolf]

What's your middle name?

[Marty]

Seriously, what is your middle name?

[Jacob]

Lawrence.

[Josh Wolf]

Martin Lawrence?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Is it?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

I'm so happy to know that.

[Josh Wolf]

Isn't it awesome? No, no. Wolf is a sick last name. I had a teacher named Wolf when I was a kid.

[Jacob]

Right.

[Josh Wolf]

What a cool.

[Marty]

So wait a second. How come?

[Josh Wolf]

What?

[Jacob]

It's random?

[Marty]

Is it random?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

He was born before Martin Lawrence was popular.

[Jacob]

I wish. Would that be so fun? That'd be even more random. No. My mom was just a huge Martin Lawrence fan.

[Marty]

Right? Yeah, dude. That's what I was thinking. I was like, what a weird.

[Josh Wolf]

One of your aunts brings you a box of your mom's stuff. It's Martin Lawrence DVDs and tapes. Like wow. To our Lord. So O' Neal bad boys one.

[Marty]

I don't know.

[Josh Wolf]

Is that why my mom has runtail dad?

[Marty]

That would be so amazing. No.

[Jacob]

And it's like even. It's more goofy cuz. Like I had a grandfather and an uncle named Martin. But then my mom was like, nah, we didn't name you after them. Like we just picked that name.

[Josh Wolf]

That's a spicy dude.

[Marty]

We'd heard it before I met you. I've heard other people say it. Not the two of you people. Wow. That's wise.

[Josh Wolf]

I like this.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Yeah. That's all I know. That's all I got.

[Marty]

That's all you got?

[Jacob]

Yeah. I've been. I've been working with the. I've been working with the Lawrence brothers.

[Marty]

All right. No, you have not.

[Josh Wolf]

That's all you got.

[Jacob]

And they're Lawrence. Lawrence isn't their actual. Lawrence is Joey's middle name. And then they took on. They have a Italian last name. So they all took on the last name Lawrence.

[Josh Wolf]

Spaghetti is their last name.

[Marty]

They. Lawrence was his middle name.

[Jacob]

Yeah. So I was like. We were like. I was filming them at the access and dropped that on him. I'm like. My middle name is. Hit him with a. Yeah.

[Marty]

That is a. Probably a pretty small club. Population 3.

[Jacob]

It's just me and him. Cuz his brother is. It's not even.

[Marty]

Oh yeah. It.

[Josh Wolf]

The chest bump. Bear chest. Stuck together.

[Marty]

Wow. Did you guys keep in touch or you were like, we, bro.

[Jacob]

We're family now.

[Marty]

Yeah. You guys. You're two of a billion.

[Josh Wolf]

Commit. He's clean. In the back room. Joy. Lawrence. Come in here, man. He lives here now. That's how tight they got.

[Marty]

Easy.

[Josh Wolf]

Is he.

[Marty]

Yes.

[Josh Wolf]

No, I know. Could you imagine? Just through the light. What's up? Guys?

[Marty]

Right now you had. You had him on like just a speed dial. They don't believe me. Swing by.

[Jacob]

I can make it happen like that.

[Josh Wolf]

I give him a house key and my schedule.

[Marty]

I didn't know that his middle name is Lawrence. What's his real last name?

[Jacob]

It's like Spaghetti.

[Josh Wolf]

I told you.

[Jacob]

Mangione or something really Italian.

[Josh Wolf]

Chuck Mangioni.

[Jacob]

I don't know.

[Marty]

I just died by the way.

[Josh Wolf]

Really?

[Marty]

I think today. What? I don't know why you.

[Josh Wolf]

Wait.

[Marty]

I think today. Can you Google it?

[Josh Wolf]

Wait, are you with me? They Died. Or I think today.

[Marty]

I mean, definitely dead.

[Josh Wolf]

Okay. I don't know about today.

[Marty]

Not sure if today's super accurate, but damn.

[Josh Wolf]

What?

[Marty]

Did it die super recently?

[Josh Wolf]

Chuck Mangione, the day the Hulk. The Hulkamania dies, you die. You're getting no press time yesterday. Bad choice.

[Marty]

I mean, here's the pro. Here's two days ago.

[Jacob]

This dude a bottle away.

[Marty]

I was hoping you weren't going to have to ask any of us how to spell Manion.

[Josh Wolf]

No. Autocorrect is iPhone. It just did it.

[Marty]

IPhone. As you were. I was like, I hope nobody asked me.

[Josh Wolf]

I just spell it out with everything. Receipt.

[Marty]

You. I guess.

[Josh Wolf]

Where's the eye go with that seat?

[Marty]

I'll give it a try. You know, go.

[Josh Wolf]

Receipt.

[Marty]

Manioni.

[Josh Wolf]

No, no, no. Receipt is way harder. Go. Yeah, go, go. I'll spell banioni 10 times before I recip. Is that how you spell it? R, E, C, I, E, P, T. Sorry, sir.

[Marty]

Damn it. Oh, I need a recept.

[Josh Wolf]

Is that you spell it R, C.

[Jacob]

E, I, P, T. It doesn't look right.

[Marty]

Ect.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, it's supposed to. If it doesn't look right, you spelled it right. Receipts. A dumb word.

[Jacob]

Yeah, you gotta flip around.

[Marty]

Irony. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Wait, I did it.

[Marty]

R, E, C, E.

[Josh Wolf]

R, E, C, E, I, P, T. That's way easier.

[Jacob]

I do that with the word receive and the word definitely. I've never spelled.

[Josh Wolf]

I always spelled defiantly.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I've never spelled the word definitely right. And another fun thing my iPhone does. Every time I go to know how you do the swipe text. Every time I do the word yeah, you hold your fingers down and it'll like.

[Josh Wolf]

What the Is that?

[Marty]

I said yes, but I don't know what you're talking about either.

[Jacob]

Every time I do the word tomorrow, it does the word torture, which is not something you want to miss when you're texting.

[Marty]

I aren't just pushing the button.

[Jacob]

It's. It's faster. You just hold it down.

[Marty]

Me? What you're talking about.

[Jacob]

Like, okay, I didn't know that.

[Marty]

Dude, this is. Here we go.

[Josh Wolf]

Right now, remember my autocorrect? What's up, dude? What's up? Every time.

[Marty]

What? I don't even know what you're doing. Are you touching buttons?

[Jacob]

I'm just, like, kind of holding it down a little bit.

[Josh Wolf]

Whoa, that's too much for me. I'll just spell. I'm doing this.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, but it just whizzes you across you. Listen, dude, how much faster than that do you need it to go. We're just doing this. How much faster you need it?

[Jacob]

It's not really saving me any time because it'll give you the wrong word. You got to pay attention.

[Marty]

Really.

[Jacob]

I'm saying because I'll go to do tomorrow and it does torture.

[Marty]

This is what I'm saying.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Let's see.

[Marty]

But like, why. When did the thumb come off the.

[Jacob]

As soon as I realized I could do it. I've been trying to do it ever since.

[Josh Wolf]

This is like a Facebook class. How do you post? How do you scan effects? What the. I feel the same. I don't know what you're talking about. You have more technology than I do.

[Marty]

I honestly have zero. He's talking to me.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm like one in the air out the other with headphones on. It's still flying. Right?

[Marty]

Here's what's funny is I to understand every word individually. But.

[Jacob]

But together.

[Marty]

Together. It feels like I. Makes me feel so stupid. You know? Find a different way to say the same words. You know what I mean? Mean.

[Jacob]

Find a way to say all that in one word.

[Josh Wolf]

I'll do it for you.

[Marty]

That's all I want to hear.

[Josh Wolf]

I'll just do it for you.

[Marty]

Get it in here. Get it in right here.

[Josh Wolf]

Did you ever spell it? Did you ever get it?

[Marty]

What did you want me to spell?

[Josh Wolf]

I don't know. You were writing notes to yourself.

[Marty]

I did?

[Josh Wolf]

I think so.

[Marty]

No, that's you. That's not my thing.

[Josh Wolf]

I wrote this one hour ago.

[Marty]

Can I tell you something? That's not. Not what my writing looks like, is it?

[Josh Wolf]

Was it better? My sister's dog. You've seen it.

[Marty]

What am I supposed to write?

[Josh Wolf]

Just write anything.

[Marty]

This one. I just want to make sure it matches.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm trying to memento you. And like, I wrote this an hour ago. Did I?

[Marty]

I was trying to see if I could bet you.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, Josh, we're. Your handwriting is better than mine. But we both write dog. We both write pretty bad.

[Marty]

I think.

[Josh Wolf]

I don't pick up my pen just like you, and it drags the letter to the next letter, which is like cursive.

[Marty]

That's why I was saying I bet you it doesn't not look. Yeah. Yeah. It's in the same exact way I do. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Like Tom is.

[Marty]

Oh.

[Josh Wolf]

And then I'll. Even though I'm doing cursive, it just. I'm lazy. I'm trying to do this a bunch of times.

[Marty]

Dude. Every time I'm like, slow down. Yeah. I catch myself writing, like, helps my posture And I'm like, let me be a better person.

[Josh Wolf]

It does, though.

[Jacob]

Stop being such a piece of.

[Marty]

Yeah. When I. When I'm like, oh, I guess that's from school.

[Jacob]

When they were like, what are you, a scumbag? With this handwriting? Like, oh, remember? And they were judging you on that show.

[Josh Wolf]

They judged me some. I was a senior.

[Marty]

Well, listen, dude, this is. This handwriting is nothing.

[Josh Wolf]

That's not bad. That was. You look at a doctor that wrote a quick one, not as a prescription.

[Jacob]

I'm out of time.

[Josh Wolf]

Hey, I'll be back. Went to the store. That's a doctor's hand.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, there's a lot of M's. It looks like it just. Like a lot of M's and N's. It looks like I'm just writing this over.

[Josh Wolf]

That's what it looks like over. You know, I used to do birds when you're a kid.

[Marty]

Yeah, that's what it looks like. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

That's all my letters are little birds with a little.

[Marty]

Oh, yeah. Sometimes I'm. But you saw me. I'm good with that.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm not gonna. None of it because I forget, like, did I do it good? How did I do it? I don't remember. I wasn't paying attention.

[Marty]

I will tell you, there's no doubt that we've talked about cursive probably longer tonight than any other podcast.

[Josh Wolf]

Hi.

[Marty]

Don't you think Ever?

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Marty]

I'm gonna Google. I'm after this. We're done. I'm gonna Google. Google. Will you just Google the cursive podcast?

[Josh Wolf]

It's gonna bring up our last episode.

[Marty]

We talked about cursive.

[Jacob]

All right. We got to send that to one of the fans or something.

[Josh Wolf]

Just a bunch of paper. Just a bunch of writing. August 12th receipt builder.

[Marty]

This is the highest. Is it spelled wrong?

[Josh Wolf]

I did it the first time I spelled it wrong.

[Marty]

Yeah, but, dude. But there's a great reminder to know it.

[Josh Wolf]

It's for you. Momento. You did that? Check your arm. You wrote it on your arm. You don't remember?

[Marty]

I will. There. I'm not. How long have we been sitting here?

[Josh Wolf]

At least four or five. Oh, we've been your first.

[Marty]

Two, 15, six hours for sure. Like, I would have to go rewatch the first hour and a half.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, you're gone. It's fine.

[Jacob]

It was good timing. I mean, it was perfect how you did it in over.

[Marty]

Remember?

[Josh Wolf]

Remember?

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Two hours ago. You remember that campfire? That was 45 minutes ago.

[Jacob]

Are they still going up or are you starting to Plateau.

[Marty]

No, I'm totally sober. No, I'm good. I'm good.

[Jacob]

I'm good.

[Marty]

Yeah. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not like, I. Yeah, I haven't been high like that in a long time.

[Jacob]

Are you gonna eat more before the show?

[Marty]

Zero percent chance.

[Jacob]

Nice.

[Marty]

No, no, no. I'm gonna try to get my together. I'm. I'm. I have my together right now, but I did.

[Jacob]

You're high as.

[Josh Wolf]

Trying to hold it together. I mean, I'm holding it together.

[Marty]

No, no. What I mean is, like, I'm not mush. I'm just high now. I'm not tripping like I think I was before.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, for sure. You're talking about.

[Jacob]

Yeah, it was like a more manageable trip.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, you definitely were on earth. You were just like heightened awareness.

[Marty]

Dude. You were not in a boat this time.

[Josh Wolf]

Exactly.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

And you were here with us kind of.

[Marty]

Because you were.

[Josh Wolf]

You're like on a string. We were holding you back.

[Marty]

Yeah. I will say that both of you were more in a box. Just heads.

[Jacob]

Okay, cool.

[Josh Wolf]

Like a tv. Like a TV set. Old one.

[Marty]

Yeah. Dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Fun.

[Marty]

This is the first time where I'm like, not those guys anymore. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. No, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

No, yeah. Like a mogwai. Like, if you give this full mushrooms after it gets dark, he's gonna do some crazy.

[Marty]

But this was a different high with you guys today.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah. Definitely was more not hallucinogenic. It looked like. It looked like you were still here. You were just getting deeper into thought.

[Marty]

Oh, that's so annoying.

[Josh Wolf]

That's what it looked like.

[Marty]

Yeah. That's super.

[Jacob]

That's a good little, like stepping stone. If you're gonna, like, get back into.

[Marty]

It though, maybe that for sure. Because 2 grams wouldn't even really pre. Just taking some. Some time off get me high. I mean, I would just feel that something. So that's actually cool to have felt that on a lower dose. I'm not trying. Like, I got zero ego in it. I would love not to have a great tolerance for Sure.

[Josh Wolf]

I talk about with weed all the time to be like, oh, like 200 worth. It's not financially fun at all.

[Marty]

I'm just not trying. I'm just trying to be. I'm not, you know, trying to break any records, especially at home. Yes.

[Josh Wolf]

I wish this much.

[Marty]

I'm trying to just chill sounds, but. But. But 2 grams feel like I write them about amount. I would have to maybe get a peppier one.

[Josh Wolf]

Wait. We've always been so high Talking about stuff I've never asked Josh. What's your three favorite movies? Josh? Have I ever asked this to Josh?

[Marty]

I don't know. Such a difficult.

[Josh Wolf]

Okay.

[Marty]

No.

[Josh Wolf]

And then I tried to changing it. Sorry. What's your three movies you can watch over and over again that you don't mind? You can like. Oh, yeah, put it on.

[Marty]

Okay. Okay.

[Josh Wolf]

Because you know, it's background, but you love it.

[Marty]

Okay. This is a great question. How old I'm gonna be? Be a force gump.

[Josh Wolf]

How old you. That's my. That's what I say. Go.

[Marty]

I can force gump it 24 7. Just back there.

[Josh Wolf]

Every plane.

[Marty]

R. J. Yeah, I'm in on it.

[Josh Wolf]

He just got a accent and stuff.

[Marty]

Really in on all. As many. Jenna as I can get.

[Josh Wolf]

I got a.

[Marty]

Where are you going, Jenna? She's such a love that dude. Wow. It's hard to say, man, but there is a movie, I think it's called the Untouchables with Kevin Costner. Yes, Untouchables. I could probably watch that. It's a good movie every time because it keeps my attention just enough. By the way, no comedies on this list.

[Josh Wolf]

Really?

[Marty]

No.

[Josh Wolf]

I don't like the way they killed 007 and Untouchables. I don't like it. Sean Connery. They murked his ass.

[Marty]

Yeah, they did him.

[Josh Wolf]

That was. Makes me upset every single Thanksgiving. They put it on around then. Okay.

[Marty]

They did him dirty.

[Josh Wolf]

It's up, dude.

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

With the accent. Yeah, he made it.

[Marty]

But I. It's just enough to keep my attention and let me drift off and I know the story well enough. And honestly, dude, I don't know.

[Josh Wolf]

Okay, keep going with you.

[Marty]

Because I. It's. If I'm watching over and over, it feels like work.

[Josh Wolf]

I feel that. Just sit through it. Your brain is to sit through the steps. You already know.

[Marty]

No, it's not that. You know, I'm just like. The comedy is. I'm in it on the weekend so much. If I'm gonna put something on the background around, I like it to be like. Like I said, like one of those two Untouchables. I like any kind of action movie, honestly. I could watch that.

[Josh Wolf]

Anything after 1994 or 96.

[Marty]

No, because I don't know it that well. I have to have it to be background. I have to know it so well. All right.

[Josh Wolf]

What's a movie?

[Marty]

Do you know what I mean?

[Josh Wolf]

What about something you watched before you were in comic. There's got to be something. There's got to be a Movie?

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, Jaws.

[Josh Wolf]

I don't like comedies. I like death. No, no, Death Mafia.

[Marty]

Spaceballs.

[Josh Wolf]

Good movie, Part two. You see that? See that?

[Marty]

I did space balls.

[Josh Wolf]

See, we're getting somewhere.

[Marty]

I was doing, like, Monty Python stuff before I was on stage, so. Life of Brian, all that, watching Tootsie a lot. My. By the way, that's on a list of movies I better never see again.

[Josh Wolf]

Tootsie.

[Marty]

My wife has watched that movie so many times, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Really?

[Marty]

Oh, yeah, we. It's. It's. We just know. She's like, I think I've watched it enough. And I was like, thank God.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, you can't watch that constantly.

[Marty]

She retweet. No, but. But it was. It was one of her movies.

[Josh Wolf]

Love that movie.

[Marty]

Oh, dude, I've just seen it too much. Holy balls. It was her just let it run movie.

[Josh Wolf]

You know what movie my grandpa's was of that? Avatar. It's three hours, guys.

[Jacob]

No, dude, that's why we hate Avatar.

[Josh Wolf]

Yes.

[Marty]

Do you hate Avatar?

[Jacob]

I love Avatar.

[Marty]

I love Avatar too.

[Josh Wolf]

Watched it 4, 100 times. Good.

[Jacob]

Did you ever do the ride at Disney World?

[Marty]

No, dude, I don't. I'm a grown up.

[Josh Wolf]

It's the last time you got on a ride, Josh. Jesus Christ.

[Marty]

Yeah. What'd you say?

[Jacob]

The Avatar ride, with or without mushrooms at Disney World, is amazing.

[Marty]

I want to tell you something right now. And I'm just around. I don't. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about, but I, I. It's been so long since I've been to Disneyland. Like, kids, they loved it. I remember the first time I went in, and maybe I'm just mentally scarred because I was a single parent going in there. Oh. And it was like this pl. They call this the happiest place on earth. You. It was crazy. And so I just never. And I'm not a rides guy at all.

[Josh Wolf]

Me neither. Not even a little bit.

[Marty]

So if I'm not a rides guy, I don't. What am I buying? A $15 pickle? Why am I there?

[Jacob]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Josh Wolf]

That's a good point.

[Marty]

For the good food. Probably not.

[Josh Wolf]

A little universal, but I.

[Marty]

Like some of the Halloween stuff they do.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, you like the scary?

[Marty]

I do.

[Josh Wolf]

I'll stay away. I won't be scared. I'll take too many mushrooms. I won't be scared.

[Marty]

Well, I'm not going to things that actually. Although they did have this thing where people would come out, you know, from behind. Like you'd walk through a haunted house, whatever. And they would come out at you. And I'm not a good scared. I always jazz hand. It's so embarrassing. But this one, I was in one of those where they jump out the scare. Dude, I jazz handed so hard, I must have made like a. Like a shriek sound that the person who scared me started laughing. Wait, when they went back in? Yeah, dude. It was such a shriek. Like this. The person who was paid just to scare you started laughing right in my face. He was like, die.

[Josh Wolf]

Something like meth head with a person.

[Marty]

It was so amazing. He got me so good. Just such a. He was like. It was amazing.

[Josh Wolf]

Are you such a Tom Brady fan?

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

That you now kind of like the Raiders because he owns part of them?

[Marty]

No.

[Josh Wolf]

Okay. I just know some people that would just want to make sure. If you're a sports fanatic or you dislike Tom Brady.

[Marty]

Yeah. No. I have grown to give less and less of a. About specific teams. It did. Yeah.

[Jacob]

What does that mean?

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

What I like watching games. I would tell you right now, here's what it is. Like, the Red Sox, it took a long time, but they kind of lost me this year. I haven't seen a Red Sox game. I don't check because. And I may not know what the I'm talking about, but it looks like they're running. And I. Dude. Anyways. But they doesn't look like they're really trying.

[Josh Wolf]

Professional athletes.

[Marty]

No, no. The athletes are trying the front office. The baseball players are trying. I mean, like, the front office is in his. Trying this. They. They got money. I think that they got a handcuffed the dues on how much they can spend. The owners have or they haven't, and they just don't want to spend it, but it feels like they haven't tried. And so I'm like, oh, listen, you don't get my it. I'm old, dude. Now, if you're not gonna try, neither am I. And so I've lost a little loyalty. You don't get it blind. You don't get it blindly. It's hard to separate. But I'm like, you're a billionaire. You're making a ton of money, and you're done. You don't care as much as I do.

[Jacob]

I feel like that about my Dana White right now.

[Marty]

Yeah, it hurt. It, like, hurt like you don't want to wait. Like, you don't. Yeah, it wasn't. It just felt like they weren't trying. So I'm not trying to chase that.

[Josh Wolf]

That's. I've never heard A sports fan. Go. The front office is not trying hard enough. You're a real fan. That's a real fan. Like, I know what's going on the front.

[Marty]

Oh, dude. But that's how deep core the Red Sox, and I don't think that's unique to me. Dude, I think in Boston, if you're a Red Sox fan, a baseball fan, you kind of know what the. And I could be super high and just my opinion, but yeah. And I'm friendly or was friendly with people.

[Jacob]

So you're just going to focus on the Bills this season is what you're saying?

[Marty]

Listen, dude, I would love to see them almost get there again. Be amazing how many of those you got left in you, dude, before you just die on a February 2nd. Before it's finally like, damn it, that's the last one.

[Josh Wolf]

One day Marty's gonna take it off and throw the hat down.

[Marty]

I know, but they're trying, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm immune.

[Marty]

There's that. But they're trying, dude, that team is trying. And I love the Patriots that Robert Kraft tried. Celtics guys, they trying. Everyone's trying.

[Jacob]

It's not the front office of the dude.

[Marty]

You can't, you can't pretend like you don't have money. They got a lot of money.

[Josh Wolf]

I like that Robert Kraft is the guy that got caught in the massage places, right?

[Marty]

Okay, sure. Why we got to bring that up? Why does that have to be.

[Josh Wolf]

That's why, you know, it's a Patriots fan. I'll bring up the Patriots around my other homie. Like de gate flight or what was it? The balls deflated. Like it doesn't help you throw. Like it's been 20 years, you're still so mad about it. I can just like Davis balls deflated. It doesn't help.

[Marty]

It doesn't.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, it does, but it doesn't.

[Marty]

But here's the it, here's the. No, no, no. I'm with you too. I, I, it's funny like the triggers, especially sports.

[Josh Wolf]

All sports people.

[Marty]

Oh, man. Man, I was one of those dudes. So I'm not gonna.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, you used to be. Oh, no.

[Marty]

I'm not gonna cast dispersions, but I definitely was a home team. It just you get, you have kids and like grandkids and other things are more important than being like my little son.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm gonna murder somebody for the bills.

[Jacob]

You know, my seven year old daughter has her own hate for the Chiefs. That's real. That's how I know.

[Marty]

Does it feel good?

[Jacob]

Yeah, it feels right.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah. This is the kind of racism we want growing up with our youth.

[Marty]

But this is the thing. This. Yeah, I grew up with that, too. It's Yankees.

[Josh Wolf]

I. I've never. Nobody. Nobody was a figure in my house.

[Marty]

I hated the Yankees so much. It was, like, ingrained.

[Josh Wolf]

I just hated those sounds of Middle east hatred.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Marty]

I was just born Red Sox, Yankees.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, I was born into this hatred.

[Marty]

You just grew up not liking them.

[Josh Wolf]

We live right by each other, too.

[Marty]

Yeah, but there's a lot, like. And there's some. But there's also just a ton of history. You get born into the history. I'm not just saying I hate him because of New York. There was, like a. There's a history.

[Josh Wolf]

This is our land. It says in the Bible.

[Marty]

Not like that. Like a baseball history.

[Josh Wolf]

I know.

[Marty]

Yeah. Dude, that's hilarious.

[Josh Wolf]

Like, you stand over here. That's what's going on. This is our land. Home game. Every game's a home game. If you really think about it. Josh, you have had that joint for so.

[Marty]

I know. I'm trying. I kept thinking it was lit, too. I kept going. I was like, I don't think that's it. Okay, there it is.

[Josh Wolf]

So there it is.

[Marty]

Hey.

[Josh Wolf]

Tom Brady. Tom Brady, man. And your. And your boy Mark Wahlberg. He's over there trying to buy part of the Raiders, too.

[Marty]

Is he really?

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, he's gonna be a big old. Is he loved Tom Brady that much. He went, dog, I'll invest with you. Chest bump. No shirts.

[Marty]

But I think Brady also owns part of the WNBA team there.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, he's losing money.

[Marty]

No, dude, and not in Vegas. They sell out.

[Josh Wolf]

I mean, if you take half your chairs out and go, yeah, we sold the out with these. Kidding.

[Marty]

It's funny because.

[Josh Wolf]

But I think I could dunk. I think I could dunk faster.

[Marty]

Let me tell you something right now.

[Josh Wolf]

Six, three. I'm kidding. Why you got to see me in the line somewhere? Hey, I heard you talking about me. What's wrong with you?

[Marty]

My.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, I'm Was. I was joking. Dems was jokes. But I don't know. WNBA player.

[Marty]

I know. I only know one, and that's because.

[Josh Wolf]

There'S a controversy about him.

[Marty]

2.

[Josh Wolf]

I know 2. They're always fighting each other. And the white girl's better.

[Marty]

Those are the two.

[Josh Wolf]

That's the only two. I know.

[Marty]

No, I will. I can't say that.

[Josh Wolf]

Only clips. I see. I'm like, damn, that is good.

[Marty]

No, dude, I actually do that. There's a. I follow some of the I just like watching the basketball. Honestly, it's like honest. Dude, I love watching the basketball because it's different.

[Josh Wolf]

I love watching the basketball hit the rim and bounce back too.

[Marty]

No, it's just different like because the NBA has just become like dunks and three pointers.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, perfect shots.

[Marty]

It's just different. Like I can't watch every game and I'll watch some of it. It's, it's. And they're way better than they used to be, dude. There's so much better. I remember that I used to make jokes about it, but they're so much better, dude. Like I used to think I could probably handle myself up there. No, we get zero percent chance they're.

[Josh Wolf]

Better than all of us together.

[Marty]

It's zero percent chance one of them. And I love. I do. It's just a different game. So I like. It's. I'll watch them.

[Jacob]

All right. New vlog. I'm going to play a WNBA game.

[Marty]

Goddamn, dude. Let me tell you something, right?

[Jacob]

I could identify myself right into $50,000 a year contract.

[Marty]

I'll tell you now. You would get run to the floor, Marty get pregnant.

[Josh Wolf]

That's how hard they him up you would get.

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah, dude, I had a talking.

[Josh Wolf]

So much. These girls are so good at basketball.

[Marty]

Can I tell you, I have a friend of mine who is. He's gonna be 46. He's wrestling as a freshman. Dude, Brian in college. Brian, you can pull him up. He would love the. He would love the. The Shout out. Brian Swinehart.

[Josh Wolf]

He's wrestling as a 46 year old freshman. College.

[Marty]

46 in college. Yeah, he's getting worked. He's getting worked. He's.

[Josh Wolf]

He's more than double the age of.

[Marty]

Yeah, but they're double the stand. There he is. I don't need. We don't need to go to him.

[Josh Wolf]

He went back to school.

[Marty]

Yeah, there he is.

[Josh Wolf]

That tells me he can't wrestle though.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, he does.

[Josh Wolf]

He looks like 38 stance.

[Marty]

He looks like a villain in an Adam Sandler movie.

[Josh Wolf]

Wait, is this. Is that really the wrestling? The comedy picture?

[Marty]

No, maybe that is.

[Josh Wolf]

Nah, dude, that looks like a.

[Marty]

Wait. Swineart. Is that a real picture?

[Josh Wolf]

No, that was like a. A creepy uncle.

[Marty]

Oh yeah, no, this around photo shoot.

[Josh Wolf]

Okay. Okay. There's no way that's your wrestling.

[Marty]

45. He's 45.

[Josh Wolf]

He's about to wrestle in college.

[Marty]

He does wrestle in college and I think he gets his ass kicked on the regular because they're just so much faster than him. They're half his age, dude. Your stamina is like depleted. It's not a fight. You know what I mean? So, yeah, you're getting.

[Josh Wolf]

So wait, what other classes you take to qualify to go to college? I need to know.

[Marty]

You'd have to ask him. I never.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, that's the first thing I thought of. Hilarious.

[Marty]

I really just wanted. I was like, how about you? Getting your ass kicked real bad after that. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

The conversation. You walking in. Hey, what's up, officer? No, I'm not an officer. I'm a student. Oh, okay. Teacher. Like, I'm. I'm a freshman and actually I'm here. Where's my singlet?

[Marty]

It was that picture him. He did look like right out of There Will Be Blood.

[Josh Wolf]

There we go.

[Marty]

There we go.

[Josh Wolf]

You're a teacher right now, dog. Teach me. What classes did he have to take to get on the curriculum? A cooking class and an art class.

[Jacob]

No, English.

[Josh Wolf]

L. No.

[Marty]

Not a cooking car.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, with a joint in the teeth. No, my friend is a cook. Hey, maybe he wants to learn. I invite college.

[Marty]

I for dude. I mean, maybe it's in the article. I don't have any idea.

[Josh Wolf]

I love that. Remember, I tried. I almost went back to school in like 2020, go play football. Because I. I was selling. Oh, in 2015, I was selling drugs to this guy that will say that. And he was on a D1 football team or D2. Yeah, like, yeah, man. We had a guy walk on. I'm like, wait, you can just go play. Yeah, you should come. Triangle. I always, always would love to play football again. Also. I'm good. You guys are 200 pounds, running 4.2s. I'm a die.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

So I said I'm good.

[Marty]

They are operating at a different gear.

[Josh Wolf]

You drink creatine, I take dabs.

[Marty]

And it's. Yeah, the half the age is like such an advantage.

[Jacob]

When I was playing college, I had like 30 something year old dudes on my team and I thought they had the advantage, you know, I'm like, damn, there's grown men on this team.

[Marty]

30, you're still in the ballpark if you're in shape for sure. 40, maybe now, dude. What do I know, dude? There dudes out there like Joe Rogan. Looks like he's 30 years old. His body, he's also a.

[Josh Wolf]

A calf muscle. His whole body is one big calf.

[Marty]

But he's jacked. So that's what I'm saying.

[Josh Wolf]

He's one big ball of muscle.

[Marty]

What 40 year olds are. I'm sure somebody's gonna be like, I'm in better shape. Cool, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

All right, Jack.

[Marty]

I'm not. Yeah, you're the exception.

[Josh Wolf]

That's the whole point.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

So 99 Jacqueline, super ripped, please, now.

[Marty]

Or how are we gonna monetize this?

[Josh Wolf]

You sell your own workout stuff, but you're still a comedian. And, like, this guy's the. This is Josh Wolf. I didn't recognize him off the hat. That's. They're gonna say, no, I'm just kidding.

[Marty]

Next special is gonna be called Hats off.

[Josh Wolf]

And just shake just the middle there. I'm like, guys, I'm here for you.

[Marty]

Not gonna go that far. That would be amazing if I came out emo.

[Josh Wolf]

Make Jake do it, dude.

[Marty]

He's already.

[Josh Wolf]

He's already emotional.

[Marty]

No, he does this email character on his Instagram page. That's pretty funny.

[Josh Wolf]

Make him do that for all the time, though. This is my son. Just introduce him like that.

[Marty]

It'd be so amazing for me to make him address me like that. Be like, dude, address me like the emo character. If you're gonna talk to me.

[Jacob]

I. I only hear emoji. Sorry. What?

[Josh Wolf]

I would love a friend that knows impersonations. I don't like Morgan Freeman. You want to get food? Yes.

[Marty]

I don't do impersonate. The only impersonation thing I do.

[Josh Wolf]

You told us. Wait, you ready for this? What do you think is. Well, go.

[Marty]

This is what I think I do. Well, this is me. Because I was thinking about this yesterday. This is me walking into the house on a regular day. Everybody. This is me walking into the house after I've just seen. It's nighttime, and I just seen a horror movie. Hey, everybody. Car. Was that, like, that's my impersonation.

[Jacob]

Okay, I want to start impersonating myself, too. 10 years acting class right there.

[Josh Wolf]

I was dead on, dude. The voice was accurate.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, I was thinking about that last night when I was high. I was like, yeah, it's gonna be my only impersonation.

[Josh Wolf]

Voice is accurate. And it was dead on. Yeah, the timing was good.

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't do impersonations. I don't know if you know that. That's not my thing.

[Josh Wolf]

Hey, everybody.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, my voices are so. Are legendarily bad. Like, if you had me do an accent, because I don't hear them in my head at all. Like, if you were like, do a British accent, the first three sentences are going to be so horrible because that's the first time I'm hearing them.

[Josh Wolf]

I feel you.

[Marty]

You know what? I mean, I don't practice them.

[Josh Wolf]

It's basically.

[Marty]

Yeah, I just can't hear them in my head. Pretty.

[Jacob]

Got to work it out.

[Marty]

So I got to. They got to come out of here. And so right now, if you're like, do a British accent. Although I've done that one enough to be like, you know, can it. I got a little bit of that one.

[Jacob]

Do an Indian accent, dude.

[Marty]

Irish. I can't even hear it in my head, so it gets real choppy.

[Josh Wolf]

Not good enough a geography to do impersonations of. Of accents. But is that Irish or Scottish? They're same.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

And I know it's not. Well, then I don't do impersonations.

[Marty]

I can't do.

[Josh Wolf]

Dude, do you add a breath really?

[Marty]

Well, I have.

[Josh Wolf]

What's that you do do out of breath impersonation?

[Marty]

Well, that's here.

[Josh Wolf]

There. It's there. I was at the end of my breath. I could sweat up the stairs real good.

[Marty]

You don't do impersonations.

[Jacob]

You know, I got one guy. I do.

[Josh Wolf]

I got one guy. Dude bugs the out of me.

[Marty]

You should just change your voice and be like, that was my impersonate. You don't know him. That's my buddy.

[Josh Wolf]

Sounds just like him.

[Marty]

I promise, somebody did that. Somebody might have done that joke, so I wouldn't do that. That's one of those things where when it comes out of my mouth, I'm.

[Josh Wolf]

Like, had to been done.

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

I know what you're saying. Like, damn, that was hilarious. Did somebody already did it? It's all right. So campfire coming up. August 12th.

[Marty]

August 12th. Hey, have we talked about this yet?

[Jacob]

2:40. We got the hey Man Podcast everywhere. You get your podcast.

[Marty]

Thank you. And I get to perform tonight.

[Josh Wolf]

Yes, you do. Soon. Almost.

[Jacob]

Show's over.

[Marty]

Oh, is it 6:26.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Marty]

Now, there was one time we were. Joey and I were starting an open mic, and there was this guy who would do just terrible impersonations. But he would say. He would turn around and he would turn back around and go, this is. And he would tell you what the impersonation was, and he go, this is my impersonation of blah, blah, blah, blah. And it was always terrible. But he would turn around and we came back. He'd always say, this is my impersonation. Like he was turning into that person. They were always terrible. At one point, he turned his back. One of the comics screamed out, do your impersonation of a comic. This dude, you could see him just crack right on stage. And I was like, oh, he's not coming back, dude. He never. Maybe the. Maybe he came back, but.

[Jacob]

But yeah, one hot cold just broke him.

[Josh Wolf]

From your co workers.

[Marty]

Well, I'm not sure that they. He knew that it was from his co workers. Maybe somebody tell them. But just to hear that while you're on stage. Yeah, dude. It was like.

[Jacob]

It's the funniest part of the whole set.

[Marty]

It's up.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, you're getting burned.

[Marty]

Yo, this happened to me. I just posted a clip that somebody accidentally threw a chicken bone on stage.

[Josh Wolf]

They didn't accidentally knew they threw a jig bone.

[Marty]

They were eating it up front. This is the. And she was like, I just eat. I think she said, I just eat fast. And it just. I finished it and just doink. Out of a buffalo wing. Right?

[Josh Wolf]

I eat fast.

[Marty]

Okay, so here's the deal, Taz. So everybody sees the bone except for me in the front row, and I'm doing a bit, and I'm dragging the bone under my foot, and this whole section is fucking dying. I think I'm crushing. Best show of my life. But it was so. They were just. And they kept it to themselves, those. I told them that what just happened was funnier than anything that I want to do for the rest of the night. That was legitimately. Like, I've never laughed that hard on stage. When one of the women was like, we. I think she said, you've been dragging it under your foot all night. And I was just like, you didn't feel it, dude. Like a little chicken bone from a buffalo wing.

[Josh Wolf]

I would feel the.

[Marty]

Dude, it was so crazy. I. It. I posted it to people, like, it's the hardest I've ever laughed, maybe at anything. But I. It shook me that they all kept it to themselves and we're just laughing about it together. And I thought even the setups are just killing.

[Jacob]

Really hit my stride, dude.

[Marty]

My God, this story is right where I want it. And to find out that I was dragging a chicken bone underneath my foot. God damn it, that's funny. Holy. That is funny. But.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, I just see you come back, dude.

[Marty]

It was so funny. I'm so glad that they all got to do that. They'll remember that fucking show, and they'll think it's because I'm funny. It's not. It's because we all had such a good fucking time laughing at how stupid I was dragging a chicken bone under my foot. That got more laughs than anything I did the entire night. But I thought I was crushing.

[Josh Wolf]

Remember Earlier. I'm looking for that loop. You're in it. I think you've caught a couple loops.

[Marty]

Did I?

[Josh Wolf]

You explained a full paragraph and went typewriter. You explained it again with slightly different words.

[Marty]

Oh, dude, you did it earlier.

[Josh Wolf]

I was like, oh, he's up.

[Marty]

You know what's great is that you're both so polite. Marty will not go. Marty will nod you right to death. He'll just let you ride out whatever. I appreciate that about you. It's my favorite. Your expression never changes. I'm like, maybe I've said this before. Who knows? Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

I just had to let it ride on my.

[Marty]

Yeah, I forgot the first one. Yes.

[Josh Wolf]

I noticed every.

[Marty]

You make it so comfortable. Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

This is strained and hurting. Every time. I was just thinking, like, damn, I'm not high as this time. Maybe that's why. Because last night, remember I even said my face hurts.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

When I was on mushrooms, too, though. My face hurts. Face hurts. You're funny. You made me laugh. That's all. That's all, girls. That's the episode.

[Marty]

Listen, I really wanted to be out of here by now.

[Josh Wolf]

Take out. Every time it was repeated, where to shave. 48 minutes.

[Jacob]

Josh came with the suitcase.

[Marty]

It's like. Like, yeah.

[Jacob]

He literally. Location to airport to location to airport to sicklers to here to the.

[Marty]

I just thought about it.

[Josh Wolf]

This fool was in the air with mushrooms. I just thought about it.

[Marty]

How else are they going to get here? I know, I know.

[Josh Wolf]

I thought, like, yeah, risky.

[Marty]

I don't think they. I'm not.

[Josh Wolf]

I don't think they get comics.

[Marty]

No, they like comics. I'm not traveling with enough where it's for, like, sandwiches. And how can they tell?

[Josh Wolf]

It's like, I brought everything except the sandwich. Yeah, yeah.

[Marty]

No, but they're not. I don't think that's by sandwich.

[Josh Wolf]

When I land in a guitar, I.

[Marty]

Don'T think when you X ray it.

[Jacob]

There's no mushroom scanner.

[Marty]

I see. I. Dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, it definitely comes up as a dark matter, guys.

[Marty]

That for sure comes up.

[Josh Wolf]

It definitely does.

[Marty]

But I don't. I don't know what you mean by dark matter.

[Josh Wolf]

Everything that has solid substance will come up dark, darker. That's why they're like, what is that? Take that out.

[Marty]

Guess what? I. I try to cozy up just to the.

[Josh Wolf]

To the airport people. What are you guys looking for? Oh, what is that guy taking his off? I. I ask. I politely ask everything. So I'm like, all right. You just. Thank you. Thanks.

[Marty]

So nobody. Dude. Jacob got his bag pulled three times when he was flying with weed. And every time they were like, you just. Just love to get just a Gatorade bottle. And he'd be like, okay. And that was it. Like he had his carry on. I just don't think in the X ray it comes up. If they don't smell it. I don't know what it looks like in the X rays. I'm sure somebody listening will know.

[Josh Wolf]

But we got a couple people that work at the airport. We've had them in the chat.

[Marty]

Do you know what I mean? Do you know. Don't care. Yeah, I don't.

[Josh Wolf]

They said they're not looking for any drug. Weapons and bombs and. And residue of bombs. They said they could care less if you got. If you got drugs.

[Marty]

Yeah. And I'm not like I said, I'm not generally ever traveling with anything where like that. It would be like he's trying to distribute. Yeah. Into my belly. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to distribute to party of one. Yeah. So you are correct. It's coming to me. So I did distributed to myself.

[Josh Wolf]

This is for me.

[Marty]

But nobody's ever. Yeah. I don't think you don't hear about people getting arrested going in airports with weed, do you?

[Josh Wolf]

Yes, but it depends on where you're going, that's all.

[Marty]

Yeah, I mean, they're probably arrested with a good amount of it though.

[Josh Wolf]

I thought homies get arrested for like a gram. But bring it to certain states. You cannot have that.

[Marty]

Really.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, but it's. Or a cart, a cartridge, you know. But it really depends on where you're at. Honestly, I didn't bring to Europe. Like there's no.

[Marty]

No, no, no, no, no, no nothing.

[Josh Wolf]

No way.

[Marty]

Yeah, there was no way. I'm not leaving the u. S. 0%. No, no, no. And I don't mind going drug free for a little while. Unless you go to Amsterdam and then what's going on.

[Josh Wolf]

It's easy.

[Marty]

Yeah, but. But yeah, dude, I'm good. Yeah. But I'll fly with some weed. I don't think they. This is probably gonna land me in a hunt.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh. So.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah. I don't think he was only traveling to medical states. Done. That's. That's how you do it. Enter California travel and only in California. That's how you do that. Whatever. Whatever.

[Marty]

Yeah. No, right.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah. No, right. No, not right. Dude, you have the complexion. I think they can get you off a little more.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

You look like you own businesses. I could tell. Dude, Jake's like, you're gonna take arrest.

[Marty]

You think this Sweatshirt screams, I own businesses.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Yeah. You could own, like, a huge weed company dressed like that.

[Marty]

Oh, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, you like, you. I sold my. You know those guys. Like, what did you do for a living? Sold my tech company in 2013.

[Marty]

It is so crazy in California. Like, anybody, absolutely anybody. And you're like, I got a billion dollars.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, there's a billionaire. Merced had no idea. He's the guy that washes the cars at the rental spot. Turns out he owns the block and the rental spot. Bored to death. So he washes the cars. He's want to let me go without me. The smell church. He goes, don't worry about it. It smell smells. He's a billionaire.

[Marty]

California feels like one of the only states where you're like, are you homeless? Oh, you have a billion dollars. Cool.

[Josh Wolf]

Nice outfit.

[Marty]

Yeah, I wasn't expecting that to.

[Josh Wolf]

It's the only place you ever check. Check a tag and be like, oh, you're homeless.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Or you're. Oh, you're rich, dude, you look the same.

[Marty]

Honestly, it's so amazing. But yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Like, you know, we said, be careful out there. We just had a guest on before you got here. We're like, yo, the moral of the story is road rage. Keep it to yourself. We had a guest on here. Like, you could be a billionaire. You have no idea. You own a tech company. The last guy like, that guy will rip your head off.

[Marty]

What?

[Josh Wolf]

We had a u. S. Soldier, correctional officer whistleblower on the California correctional department.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

And it's like, normal dude looks like a normal guy from here. And then you go, oh, you'll kill all of us. Like just a marine. I mean, an army. US Soldiers like you would never know in California. Like, you're either a tech guy or you've killed 40 people.

[Jacob]

You had a hat that said dad.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, hat says dad. But then underneath it's like, yeah. Oh, it's like he blew up. I used to kick doors down off the hinges. Like, oh, yeah, we just had a guy on here, right? It's funny. We had two sober people that him sober. And then we had your high ass on right after. It's such a wild show. Be like, in about two hours, we'd.

[Marty]

Be smoking and different stories coming out of this mouth. Holy Billy something sold me seeds because.

[Josh Wolf]

He said I could grow my own. I got a good deal. When I was 18, I killed this man on Iraq.

[Marty]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Very different lives, different channel. It's like this shows like a different channel.

[Marty]

When. When you hear people say, like, that I don't know if I've ever heard someone say it to my, like, who have experienced it. How do you take that? How does that. Like, you know, because that dude has had such a different life. Like, how did is it ask the.

[Josh Wolf]

Questions that you should. That you. That a normal person without that mentality would like. You don't care. I even asked him about the prison thing. Like, you don't care that he's. That guy's a weirdo and you put him in a cell with him. Like, I'm at home, dog. It's not my problem. Like, oh, I can never. Like, I have to ask that because I'm like, you don't have empathy for this. No. Oh, I'm gonna tell him. I'm not gonna go like, oh, like, no. Ew.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

Like, I'm gonna tell you exactly how I feel. Russ, why we'd have a show. Like, I'm gonna. I should ask because it's kind of awesome.

[Marty]

That's exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm not gonna let it slide. It's like, would you just say. He even said like, it sounds kind of up, but I'm say it like, we has a lot. It's been a weird 24 hours in.

[Marty]

This room, you know, it's a have. Yeah. I'm definitely different.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, dude.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude. If I. If the bug is big enough, I. I'm just turning out the light and pretending it's not there.

[Josh Wolf]

You.

[Marty]

Yeah. I didn't walk in this room. I'm not killing that. Somebody else find it.

[Josh Wolf]

I'm kick the door.

[Marty]

I'm the exact opposite. I'm the exact opposite of that. Dude.

[Josh Wolf]

A thousand sixties. I'm fleeing to the Canada.

[Marty]

No, dude, I'm just making sure. All I'm saying is I'm not killing that bug. Somebody else is going to do it. If it's big enough, I'll take care of a couple of them. But yeah.

[Josh Wolf]

End of the story. Dude, moral story is I'm not killing the spider. You kill the spider.

[Marty]

Well, it depends how big the spider. You're in Australia.

[Josh Wolf]

How big are they?

[Marty]

Dude, I never saw one. Like, that was. I never did when I was there. I've been there a couple times. I never saw a big spider. I'm. Dude, I hope I don't sound disappointed. I'm not. This.

[Josh Wolf]

I saw no rats. And the first time I went to New York, not one.

[Marty]

Not see what I see.

[Josh Wolf]

One rat in New York. And I stayed right by Times Square the first time. I was waiting for him. Waiting to see where they were.

[Marty]

Nothing.

[Josh Wolf]

Well, I mean, saw four teenagers.

[Marty]

If you really wanted to see one, you could have hung out. I don't know. When trash comes on that street. Well, there was trash.

[Josh Wolf]

There's Trash 24, 7 on every street in a pile bigger than me.

[Marty]

No, I mean, like, when the cans.

[Josh Wolf]

Are out, there's no cans. There's just piles and piles of trash.

[Marty]

On every street for pickup. And so that's how that's supposed to go.

[Josh Wolf]

I know, right? I know.

[Marty]

So there's no cans, but the rats are in there.

[Josh Wolf]

No, I know where they should be. I was staring, like, where's the rats? I was expecting 50 cent and rats at least. Right? Like, I'm gonna see if he said at least one time.

[Marty]

Yeah, dude, you bump into people in the city all the time.

[Josh Wolf]

He's gonna be driving by on his phone, something. I saw not one rat or 50 cent. I was so disappointed. I heard nobody say, hey, what's up, kid?

[Marty]

Nothing, dude.

[Josh Wolf]

I did, though. Hello, Rats. Kidding.

[Marty]

I didn't. That would have been, you know, it.

[Josh Wolf]

Would have been nothing.

[Marty]

No, listen, what did you think of your first rat experience?

[Josh Wolf]

He didn't speak English, so.

[Marty]

Was it everything? Was it everything you hope for? Yeah. Like, I'm not. I mean, there's. There.

[Josh Wolf]

Dominican. I wasn't sure if he was black or he was Mexican, but he started speaking Spanish to me. I was like, oh, dog, they're.

[Marty]

They're.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, we're on the wrong terms here. And then I just. I went into the pizza spot. Adult. Wow. A dollar. How are they paying anybody? Dude, that.

[Marty]

I love how you're more upset about the price of the pizza than the giant rats.

[Josh Wolf]

Like, I'm only half. Dude, it's too cheap.

[Marty]

Dollars.

[Josh Wolf]

It's too cheap. You got the wrong part of it. I got the op. What's the opposite of frugal? But no. A dollar for pizza. Are you putting your dick on it or something?

[Marty]

How much breaking slice of pizza cost? Right now?

[Josh Wolf]

It's a dollar. In New York, there's a dollar slices everywhere.

[Marty]

But here. How much is the.

[Josh Wolf]

Oh, there's no. There's, like, two places. Do slices. It's probably $8, 7 bucks.

[Marty]

Yeah. Dollar's pretty great.

[Josh Wolf]

Dollar scale, that's like, what are you in it?

[Marty]

Yeah. What are you putting on there? Is it cheese? That's like, when you go to, like, one of those steak and eggs places. But the special is like, steak and eggs, 4.99. I'm like, pass on the meat. Extra eggs. I know what Those I think with. They came out of. I don't know what that meat came off of. Not for both. Together with potatoes under $5.

[Jacob]

Sketchy.

[Marty]

Yeah. It's because there's.

[Josh Wolf]

There's to make you pass out and they rob you. That's how they make their money off.

[Marty]

I'll pass on that meat. Whatever pigeon you get that from, you keep. Keep that one.

[Josh Wolf]

Damn. A steak off a pigeon. It's his wing. No, a different animal.

[Marty]

Josh. Hey, have we talked about my.

[Josh Wolf]

All right, let's do this. Let's get out of here. August 12th.

[Jacob]

Preacher.

[Josh Wolf]

What preacher was that? That was the Holy ghost right there.

[Marty]

Can I tell you? I just didn't. Not until I got here did I realize how tired I am.

[Josh Wolf]

It's laid back and it's over.

[Marty]

Yeah. Whoa. This feels so much. I should have done the whole podcast like this.

[Josh Wolf]

You did the first hour. You were like that. You remember how?

[Marty]

Maybe next. This feels like a couch. A little chair that I could get comfortable.

[Josh Wolf]

You had your feet on the table for like maybe 40 minutes.

[Marty]

I feel like I've been pretty tense.

[Josh Wolf]

So this is pretty tense.

[Marty]

Totally kidding.

[Josh Wolf]

Yeah, I know you are.

[Marty]

This is such a. Comes from a little chair.

[Josh Wolf]

The first guest to ever tell us that. Thanks, Josh.

[Marty]

Is that true?

[Josh Wolf]

Every guest goes get more get. Or was it get harder chairs next time? What was the Dan Cook would not stop like 30 times. Yeah. This chair is great.

[Marty]

But.

[Josh Wolf]

All right, I get it.

[Marty]

But like, I'm sure nobody's just melted backwards into it and done the podcast.

[Jacob]

The highest level of comfort shirt ever in that shirt.

[Marty]

This is like really almost like a first class seat pod. Yeah. Because I got legs out, dude. You know what I mean? And it. Right. Perfect. When you're like this on your neck. So a zero hang like a bat opposite. Dude. It's amazing doing it wrong this whole time.

[Josh Wolf]

That's how you get taller. You know? I'm getting taller, dude.

[Marty]

This is the way to do it. And then pleats stretch out underneath. Uhhuh. This is like what people pay money for. And then to be able to. I mean, it does kind of look like I'm about to suck addiction.

[Josh Wolf]

I have the same mic in the same position. I didn't think that was.

[Marty]

If this one feels like it's coming down on me a little more.

[Josh Wolf]

Okay, you're right.

[Marty]

You're right. But. But I'm gonna move that a little bit.

[Josh Wolf]

No, we. We ended. But her mouth over. And you say goodbye. August 12th. That's your loofah. Igno. 2025 joke. August 12th.

[Marty]

Listen, go watch a special. I could. I could use the views.

[Josh Wolf]

August 12th. Go check it out.

[Marty]

It's. It's actually, guys, it's a ton of fun. Go check it out.

[Josh Wolf]

See something. Honestly, though, wanted to be out of.

[Jacob]

Here a long time ago.

[Marty]

You know what? I think I. I've said it.

[Josh Wolf]

All right, dude, thank you for being here. Appreciate you guys. This been Josh Wolf, this Marty. Have a dope ass day. Later, guys. Perfect, perfect, perfect.