The Sickest Week Ever!!

Summary

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DOPE AS USUAL Podcast

Episode: The Sickest Week Ever!!

Hosts: Thomas “Dope as Yola” Araujo & Marty O’Neill
Date: April 28, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this high-energy, fast-moving solo episode, Thomas and Marty catch up with the audience after a relentless run of celebrity guests and epic travel. Thomas recounts a truly “sickest week ever,” including wild cannabis events, epic concert experiences, accidental edible overdoses, and major milestones in his blossoming stand-up comedy career. The episode is a raw, funny, and sometimes chaotic celebration of their grind, the show’s meteoric growth, and the adventures that come with living the Dope As Usual lifestyle.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Reflecting on a Diverse Run of Guests (00:41–02:25)

• The hosts recap their recent run of guests: rapper Baby Toronto, mogul Burner, comedian Willie Barcena, socialite Jason Lee, and "alien" Blöthar from GWAR.
• Thomas likens the show's variety to early Oprah: “This is the most diverse show on Earth. We're like Oprah before she went professional.” (01:57)
• They take credit for kicking off the “Who were you in the 90s?” trend (02:31), a segment started by Marty.

2. Purpose of the Solo Episode (02:52–03:39)

• With Marty soon to head to Hawaii, they wanted to ensure a timely solo episode after a long streak of guest appearances.
• The episode acts as a reset and celebration with their core audience.

3. Thomas’s Physical Struggles Post-4/20 (03:46–04:49)

• Thomas discusses a slipped disc in his neck, ironically caused by intense coughing at a 4/20 event: “You want to know how I did it? Coughing. I was having so much fun on 4/19, smoking so much and coughing like this that it went and shot all the way down my arm, and it won't stop.” (03:47)
• Hilarious asides about gym music, branding, and bad design in public gyms.

4. Interview with Blöthar from GWAR (07:58–09:09)

• Recaps the surreal experience of interviewing Blöthar fully in character.
• “As he's saying things, I'm like, humor this alien. I was pretending that was a real guy. So I would tiptoe around certain things and not piss it off.” (08:38)
• After the interview, discovers a puddle of fake blood left from the GWAR suit—“all I thought of was when the dog ran in my house after got attacked by the other dog.” (08:54)

5. Epic Red Rocks Concert Stories (16:11–22:00)

• Thomas shares his first Red Rocks memory—missing Mac Miller’s set by minutes and listening from the car, then returns years later as a backstage VIP.
• Overwhelmed by fan interactions at the concert: “In person, when it's like that in a public setting, it's insane.” (17:09)
• The challenge of taking endless fan photos while not blocking concertgoers' views.

6. The Wild 4/20 Week: Parties, Livestreams, Edible Mishaps (10:49–16:11)

• Recaps co-hosting a major weed livestream with Slim Jxmmi (Rae Sremmurd) and DJ Green Lantern.
• Notable Story: Slim Jxmmi accidentally eats 600mg of edibles, thinking they're regular cookies.
  • “He doesn’t do edibles really… he realized he ate like 600 milligrams of cookies and doesn’t do edibles. [...] About an hour later, I’m like, where’s Jim? Oh, he went to sleep. [...] Came back, recharged like a little kid after a nap.” (13:36)
• Thomas manages a marathon day: GWAR interview, live event, concert, and travel on little or no sleep.

7. Personal Comedy Milestones (28:19–37:21)

• Celebrates performing to a sold-out, 1200-seat Merced Theater—biggest crowd yet.
• Frustrations over missed recordings of standout sets: “I added like three new pieces…they worked so well and nobody filmed it.” (29:08)
• Shares tales of bombing at an all-Armenian wine bar crowd in Glendale:
  • “They hated me. [...] I heard a fork hit the plate. That’s when I knew I was bombing.” (37:20)
• Announcement: Booked at the Comedy Store (May 1) and Punchline Sacramento (May 3), now frequently featuring rather than opening.

8. Evolving Content: Beyond Weed?

• Strong listener support for episodes and vlogs not strictly about cannabis.
• Plans for more creative, non-smoking content. “The landscape of YouTube is changing and I have to change it a little bit.” (25:51)

9. Fashion and Growing Up: Marty’s Kith Dress Shirt (41:17–45:09)

• Marty shares his journey to adult wardrobe choices, dropping $400 on a Kith dress shirt.
  • “This is like Hank Hill buying Yeezys.” (41:15)
• Discussion of style evolution, sneakers vs. dress shoes, cultural crossovers (e.g., gangsters and Nautica).

10. Avoiding the Draft at All Costs (54:16–58:42)

• Lighthearted but pointed rants about increased draft age and possible conscription.
• “I will flee the country before you draft me. Bro, not gonna happen.” (55:36)
  • Marty: “Whatever I need to do to get out of here as soon as possible is what I'm gonna do. Period. Well, even on my period.” (58:14)

11. Random Laughs and Notable Bits

• On black Air Force 1s vs. Timbs, Converse, and footwear choices for snow (47:05–49:09)
• Parody talk about prosthetic limbs: “If you had to, what material would you get a fake hand or a fake arm or leg. That'd be sick.” (59:50)
• Mini reviews: Movie “Weapons” and binging classic shows like Chappelle’s Show and Peaky Blinders.
  • “Chappelle Show is basically a live skit comedy show with Dave Chappelle as the host of the night.” (65:30)

12. Surreal Celebrity Encounters (66:45–73:32)

• Story of seeing Ice Cube on his flight:
  • “Ice Cube is Ice Cube...He's not Craig from Friday. He's Ice Cube now.” (68:26)
  • On fellow passengers: “Not one person looks at him at once… then you see like a younger white dude.”
  • Hilarious fantasies about pestering Ice Cube midflight.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

“We’re like Oprah before she went professional… You will never see a different variety of characters.”
— Thomas (01:57)

“He [Slim Jxmmi] realized he ate like 600 milligrams of cookies and doesn’t do edibles… He went somewhere in the building and went to sleep for like two hours. Came back, recharged like a little kid after a nap.”
— Thomas (13:36)

“In person, when it’s like that in a public setting, it’s insane… It started a line. Just started an assembly line, taking pictures with people…”
— Thomas (17:09)

“I will flee the country before you draft me. Bro, not gonna happen… Not a chance.”
— Thomas (55:36)

“If you had to, what material would you get a fake hand or a fake arm or leg. That’d be sick.”
— Thomas (59:50)

“Chappelle Show is basically a live skit comedy show with Dave Chappelle as the host of the night.”
— Marty (65:30)

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Important Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |:-------------------------------------|:---------------| | Recap of Diverse Recent Guests | 00:41–02:25 | | Solo Episode Purpose/Context | 02:52–03:39 | | Slipped Disc & Neck Injury | 03:46–04:49 | | GWAR Interview & Fake Blood | 07:58–09:09 | | Denver Travel & 4/20 Event | 10:49–16:11 | | Red Rocks Concert Experiences | 16:11–22:00 | | Comedy Club Milestones | 28:19–37:21 | | Marty's Fashion Upgrade | 41:15–45:09 | | Draft Dodging Rant | 54:16–58:42 | | Ice Cube Flight Story | 66:45–73:32 |

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Tone and Style

• Unfiltered, fast-paced, and occasionally absurd—full of raw storytelling, inside jokes, and candid self-reflection.
• Genuine appreciation for fans and their journey: “Thank you guys for making it all possible. We appreciate you guys.” (80:21)
• Always mixes humor, optimism, and honest admissions of struggle, sleep deprivation, or anxiety.

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Final Thoughts

This “solo catch-up” is a perfect time capsule of the chaotic, hilarious, and authentic spirit of Dope As Usual. It blends wild road stories, relatable struggles, audience appreciation, and big ambitions—all without losing its stoner-ADHD charm. For listeners, this episode is a behind-the-scenes, all-access pass to a truly “sick” week, and a window into what keeps the Dope as Usual crew moving forward, both creatively and personally.

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“Thank you for being here. We appreciate you. From Marty and I, this has been the Dope As Usual Podcast. Have a dope ass day.” — Thomas (81:34)

Transcript

[A]

One, two, three, go. You. Can. Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect. This is the first take. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. Hi, my name is Thomas Dope as you whatever you would like to call me. This is my co host, Marty o'. Neill.

[B]

Hi, how are you today?

[A]

Hello. Hi. He put it down like Rogan. Real quick. Put the blunt down just like. All right, come back to me. I'm gonna rip this. This is the Dope As Usual podcast. We're gonna talk about life, drugs, problems, accomplishments, and everything in between. We just filmed a three and a half hour podcast where we got high as hell the whole time. So we're starting off not fresh. I just changed my shirt to make it look like it is, but it's not.

[B]

That shirt is fresh up against that wall. That shit looks crushed.

[A]

We might need to censor that first cuss word. Just get us in the first minute. We're just. We're trying. We're trying. We're doing what we can. Who cares? We're here. Hi, guys. Hello. This is a solo episode. We're doing a solo episode. Why? Because it's been a long time. Just to refresh your memory, we had a guy named Baby Toronto on here, rapper. Then the next week we had entrepreneur, rapper, weed mogul Burner. And then the next week we had on Hilarious. Hilarious, legendary comedian Willie Barcena. And then the next week we had socialite slash politician Jason Lee. And then the next week, we had a alien on from Guar. An intergalactic alien war. This is the most diverse show on Earth. We're like Oprah before she went to professional. Remember, she used to have, like, clan members on her show and racist and weirdos and creepy guys. Oprah wasn't Oprah at the beginning. She was a little Jerry Springerish. She had a little hint of the South. And then she just became really professional. But other than that, this show, you will never see a different variety of characters you have. I'll. I'll claim that's. I'm gonna stamp that right now also.

[B]

That's our thing.

[A]

Marty brought it up. We've been doing. Who were you in the 90s for? Over.

[B]

Basically for the whole show.

[A]

The whole show. We. That was. That was one of the first segments. You made that segment.

[B]

It's our custom that just.

[A]

You made it from my brain.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Remember that? He's like, what about this ago? That's incredible. And now there's a huge trend. Dad, what were you like in the 90s? What were you like in the 90s. And everybody. And it plays. Plays their pictures. That's us.

[B]

You guys are all welcome.

[A]

Let's credit it. Let's credit it. We'll take it. Usually we don't. Oh, what if somebody. Nah, that's us. That's us. Who are you in the 90s? That's our segment. Anyway. What's up, guys? 420 was a couple days ago. Exactly a week ago. We're filming this because Marty's going to be swimming with my. With dolphins and turtles. Marty's going to Hawaii. All right. He's going to Hawaii for a little bit. So we. We filmed this video just in case we don't come back before he goes. We don't like to be late on our episodes. We don't like to. Sorry, guys. Vacation. We're fa. We'll get it done. So we're here. We want to do a solo episode. It's been a long variety, long stretch of. Of guests, so we wanted to give you guys a solo episode. Hi. How are you?

[B]

What's cracking? We appreciate everybody across the board, especially everybody that's made their way over to unrestricted on do as usual dot com.

[A]

That's true. Also, I slipped a disc in my neck. In my neck. And it's. Every time I cough, it bulges into my shoulder and it hurts really bad. So if you see me doing this when I cough, it's because I'm trying to hold it back. It hurts really bad. You want to know how I did it? Coughing. I was having so much fun on 4 19, smoking so much and coughing like this that it went and shot all the way down my arm, and it won't stop. It's super sick. And that hurts real bad. I don't really know who I am. If you've heard that song, you've been to a public gym many times. Because that's that bush. Third Eye Blind. All those bands are gym songs. Fuel Three Doors Down, Avenge Sevenfold. That's all bands you play at the gym publicly, am I right?

[B]

No, those are. The Goo Dolls are my homies, so I can't.

[A]

Goo Goo Dolls too, though. They're also a gym band that you play at the public gym. And then Usher comes on out of nowhere.

[B]

I don't know. I've never taken in the music at the gym. I got. That's all that's going on in my.

[A]

Wow. Yeah. I've never taken my own headphone. I never do that.

[B]

Yeah, I can't. First of all, I'm offended at the gym. Just based off how it looks. I used to go to Planet Fitness. She's all purple and yellow and it just looked gross. The branding was horrible. It was not clean. It was disgusting, actually. It pissed me off.

[A]

As a graphic artist, I don't appreciate sweating with bad, bad graphics.

[B]

No, give me. I don't need all these bright ass colors. Give me just a clean, minimalist vibe. I don't need all these goofy quotes on the wall with all your gear icons everywhere purple. And it's annoying, you know, Give me a nice clean aesthetic. I mean, in here every day, you're gonna make everything purple.

[A]

He's throwing shots at the Lakers.

[B]

Yeah, it's too much, you know,

[A]

not

[B]

to mention the music. I couldn't even begin to listen to some other person's general purpose music they're putting in the gym. Sorry. Like, how am I. How could I ever work out?

[A]

Well, that's. That's what I'm saying. Those are gym bands, all right? They're bands that only play at the gym and in every white woman's car from Minnesota or something. Yeah, Other than that, I pop my neck out. Anyway, I want to talk about my past week of life, and it's been very random. I just want to get it out there. Maybe this is like one clip or something on Instagram where it's just a long week, but it's been a long week. I don't. I can't believe it's only been a week, but are you ready? You guys ever position yourself with my shoes? You ever sleep for like two hours? You know what I mean? Like, you almost pull all nighter, but you sleep just for a couple hours because you know you have to be like, ah, might as well. But you get up with that, like, almost hungover headache. Like the little dizzy, like, oh, my eyes feel off. Okay, let's get it going. I don't drink caffeine. I don't drink coffee. I'll drink anything. I don't like it. I don't want it. Just not. I don't like that stuff. So I just smoke weed and take dabs and go. I'm tired and try to get through the day. So this is what happened. Suddenly I was awake and I got up and I came over because we were going to interview Blar from gwar. I'm like, all right, today's the day. Let's get it done. Sick. This is going to be sick. The night before, I had a show at. No, it was after. Oh, my God. Okay, here we go. Ready? Boom. This Is gonna be a long tale. We get here and I walk in and I'm like, all right, cool. Marty, we're gonna have a guar blow thar from guaran. He's gonna come normal guy and he's gonna get dressed. And they said, please, no pictures. When he's in and out of his costume. It's weird. Make sure he's in the costume fully, not in and out of it like halfway. All right, cool. And this guy comes in. It looks like my uncle John's dad. This man that could play Santa Claus for sure walks in and I'm like, sick. That's him. Yeah, he was cool as hell. And he's getting dressed and they bring in this big dead body, like suitcase, like it's giant box. I'm like, that's the suit. That's how big the suit is. Guy gets dressed. As he's getting dressed, I clean the six foot bong. Cleaning it. I'm looking over Mike Danik. This is a big suit. Sick. Then a normal guy, I walk out, I come back in, he's dressed fully in character by now. He's no longer a guy. He's. Now both are talking as if that's him. Like, this is about to be incredible. And if you can't give it up for me and Marty for navigating full on conversation.

[B]

That was all you.

[A]

But on the fly. Yeah. As he's saying things, I'm like, humor this alien. I was pretending that was a real guy. So I would tiptoe around certain things and not piss it off.

[B]

He loved how much you were able to just go with it.

[A]

I was going with it as hard as I could as if it was real.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because I'm like, yeah, don't say. Don't say something. What do you guys eat out there? Come on, man. Because I was trying to be like, nice. Like this is a real monster. Remember that? Anyway, that was this real stage costume. One thing you guys don't know, the second he got up and we did the interview and he started going to take the picture, there's just a puddle of blood on the ground of smelly.

[B]

You got to explain why though.

[A]

Plastic blood on the floor. They shoot blood out of their costume. Squar. Their live show is insane. I went to the show. Thank you guys again for inviting me to the show. It was incredible. Every song had a skit, like a two minute skit with it after the song or before the song. And they would kill the character. And every character shot blood in the crowd. It was Cool dude. And that was his suit from the show. So when I looked down, there was a puddle of blood, but like it was mixed with something. So it wasn't like fully like thick blood. Marty. Right when I saw it, all I thought of was when the dog ran in my house after got attacked by the other dog. That's exactly what the books. It was mixed with piss. That's exactly what it looked like right when I saw it. Oh, ew. Anyway, he goes, and the episode's great. I go to the show. The show is awesome. Watching the show. Sick. This is sick. I know. In six hours I have to leave to the airport because we're going to do a live stream, right? So this is where the week starts guar. Super sick. I end up sleeping at like 4:30 or no, 4 o'. Clock. We leave at 6:10 or no, 5:10. I slept like an hour and a half. I don't remember. Anyway, I'm up. We go, we get on the plane. Shout out to you, man. I've never had anybody do that. And I even text Mario's like, no way. That was pretty cool. Some guy, I was in the airport, some guy came up to, he's like, hey man, I do. He goes, I saw this clip. Something like Geography, right? Gangsters Ago.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He goes, that shit's funny as hell. Thanks, man.

[B]

With me.

[A]

No, you're not. Okay, thanks, man. I don't want Marty. No way. Sick. Yeah. Got on the plane. That made my day. Got on the plane, watched all day nights for a second. Got to, got to Denver, got to Denver, landed immediately. Get to our hotel, change, go straight over to this kind of like a weed event. So shout out to Blazey Susan. They set this up. Slim Jimmy of Race Remmer, right? He does twitch streaming. He smokes weed, but he's like kind of newish to like the world of weed. But he gets high. He smokes weed, but he's not like, oh yeah, it's a puff coat and this is a mothership. This is this, this is hash. This is hash hole. This is this brand. This is that. He's not up on it like that, but he gets high. Like most people, like they smoke weed. Ye. You know, you know everything about cars to like cars. You know what I mean? Like, no, I'm just letting you guys know he doesn't really know much about it. So I want to tell you this. I get there, he's already live streaming. I go meet him, we start live streaming together. It's me, him and a guy named DJ Green Lantern. They're. We're hosting too sick. And we're hosting a a live stream on Twitch. It's 4:19. It's the day before 4:20. Before 20 lands on a Monday so they're doing it on on the Sunday. So we stream, we do everything. I hit this Puff co P shot to Bear Mountain Studios and they this like tree rig that fits four Puffco's in the front and on the top of the Puffco's is an attachment that four cores go in and behind it is four proxies and on those. Oh no. And then that's it. That's 12. One, two, three, four. Three rows of four. And they load all of them up with a nice size club and you could hit them all at once. As soon as you go. And I'm hitting 12 puffcos at once and I'm like, oh man. And I'm coughing but I'm trying to hold it together and not cough too much because the live will be boring if I'm just sitting there. Ah, oh, I wasted all of my bad. So I'm powering through it. Two minutes. I didn't know everybody was sharing it. Everybody was hitting it a few times and the next person come in. I hit it for the two minutes. For the full two minutes. I ripped it. I thought it was like one per person. But while I was down there like this Marty end up holding my cost is when my got loose in my neck I think because I'm sitting there looking like this coughing. So I think my neck kind of started slipping so it started to hurt my back. I was like, oh, we're good, we're good. Anyway, we hit it. The slim Jimmy dude. I'm like, hey, he's hanging out with me. He's on stream. He starts eating all these cookies and I'm like, oh, this could be a little pretty bomb. Damn. And these bags called my cool packaging. And he's like three bags of them, like damn. Over his high hella cookies. And I go to this booth like 20 minutes later and I'm like, oh, there's the cookies chip museum. Are those edibles? Yeah, they're medicated.

[B]

Go.

[A]

He doesn't know that we told him that they're medicated. Go. I promise you he forgot or didn't listen and thinks those are real cookies. They go, we explained it. There's no way Jimmy doesn't remember that. And he comes over, I'm like, hey, do you know those are edibles? He goes, no they're not. You see his Face. No, they're not. Those are edibles. He goes, no, they're not, dude. They said that they're not. How'd you guys. What? And then he realized he ate like 600 milligrams of cookies and doesn't do edibles. Really? And he was like, it. And then he hit the. He hit the. The 12 puffco thing too. I'm like, damn. All right. He's ripping it. And then he. I showed him how to roll a hash hole, but he rolled it with Graba Crush Lee Grabba in it too. So, like his own kind of hash hole. I put a fat glob in there. That fool was keeping up. He was, like, excited. Like, what is that? I'll try that. What is that? I'll try that. Like, yo, this guy's cool, man. And then about an hour later, I'm like, where's Jim? Oh, he went to sleep. He went somewhere in the building and went to sleep for like two hours. Came back, recharged like a little kid after a nap. Dude, it's all ready to go. Like those. He's like, oh, man, those edibles kicked my ass. Like, Yep. Or the 12 Dabs. I don't think you understand what you just ingested. Anyway, that guy's cool. As we did the whole event. It was very cool. The guy, Aaron Gordon, is too tall for words. He was. There is. His spot was cool. Smoked weed. And then after that, the stream ends at 5, and then we're going to go to Red Rocks. Here's another little story inside of a story. Inception time. The only time I've been to Red Rocks, I was with the most dope people. Mac Miller crew with DJ Afterthought too. And Mac Miller's playing Red Rocks. This is right before Good AM album dropped. And I'm a Mac Miller fan. So is Rosie. So, like, when we started meeting these guys, we're like, oh, man, this is the Mac Miller crew. That's cool. I was never like, oh, I want to hang out with Mac Mill. I'm like, no, if I ever do, that's cool. I'm a fan of his. If not. Like, these guys are sick. As I know these guys. Justin boy, that's how I met Justin Boyd. Like, these are my homies. They're cool as. And I remember we're all getting ready to go to Red Rocks. I'm like, oh, let's go. This is gonna be sick. And. And we're in the car with. With DJ Afterthought, Me, Rosie and Tree, Jimmy Q, Mac Miller. They're all in the car in front of us, and we're like, oh, we'll just ride separate cars. We don't crowd everything. And for some reason, they got, like, a couple minutes ahead of us, and it turned into, like, six minutes ahead. And we get to Red Rocks,

[B]

and

[A]

they're like, we're almost late. Ish. Like, to get on stage because it was, like, a hard way to get up. There were so many people, and it was kind of raining. And we get out of the car, like, five minutes behind. We're waiting on Tree J. He's like, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go. And now that I've been there, the backstage, I get it, I get it. It's like, you hurry, hurry. It's a long walk. Hurry up. And they went on stage, and we couldn't get in because they put their phone down the second. You know, like, it's time to start. We're sorry, guys. We were, like, two minutes too late. And I listened to the Matt Miller show from outside the Red Rock in the car because it was raining so hard. It started pouring. All right, this sucks. And then it started, like, thundering. I'm like, it. We're smoking weed in the rain in Denver, and I can listen to the concert at least. And that's the only time I've ever been to the Red Rock like that. So coming back, I'm like, I hope we have tickets, right? We're gonna be good, right? Are we gonna be able to park? Are we gonna be good? That's what I was making. Sure. Like, I want to go over there again. Because it was Burner two chains and Wiz Khalifa concert after the stream. Anyway, shout out to all the fans, man. We get there. It's ridiculous how many fans we have everywhere. It's ridiculous, man. It's. I just stood on the side where everybody's walking up, and it was just like, I love. I love taking pictures with people. They're always so excited. It's so sick. Anyway, we get up to the front, about to go backstage, and Ryan's gonna walk us through the first couple rows of the VIP in the crowd to get to where the big camera crew's at. It's all empty where all the cameras are, right? So we go up. And then, like I said, I know we have fans. I understand. I get it. I understand we have people online, but in person, when it's like that in a public setting, it's insane. We walked up by four rows and we started walking through, and the second we walked up at all, and there's well, 20, 000 people. The second we got up a row, I saw people like, yo, let me get a picture. Oh, what's up, man? Yeah. I was like, all right, that's cool. It's cool. A couple people. That's fine. We started walking up the row, and I was stopping every couple feet, like, what's up, man? Oh, yeah, what's up? Take a picture. And everybody was, like, getting there. I could see people just getting their phones out. I'm like, oh, this isn't gonna be okay. And I. It took a while. I got through, took a bunch of pictures, got into the pit where the cameras are. Marty line. Rocco has it on his phone. Oh, Rocco, can you please text Henry and be like, can you make sure you add those phone clips in from the red rocks? Because they weren't in there. Rocco, he filmed it. Marty had a line of maybe, like, 20 people started just crowding this whole area and ruining everybody's view. So I was like, I'm, like, halfway thinking about their view, and I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And it just started a line. Just start in an assembly line, taking pictures with people just trying to like, yo, thank you. Yeah. But I also want you to go back to your seat, like, because we are actually blocking everyone's view right now. And then the guy had the trapper shirt on came up to me, the push tree shirt on. It just started, like, a big line of pictures, which is awesome. But to see it. I could see the rows. We're on the first row, 10 rows of 150. I could see motherfuckers. And then started to walk down, like, no, this is gonna turn into a show of a hundred people in a line. So I fucking finished it off. And then I kind of. I did the whole. And I kind of scurried off. I felt really weird going, no, please, no pictures, dude. Because I was like, I have to go. Ryan's wait. He kept looking at me like, we gotta walk in the back. It was at least 20 minutes Mario took. I know it. And it felt. I felt bad, but also, yeah, it's cool. In a public setting that wasn't a meet and greet and had that many show. And I could see people in the rows. I'm like, oh, no, don't do it, dude. I'm, like, trying not to lock eyes. I'm trying not to because, like, don't do it. Stay over there. Take a picture. From far. Like, this is not the meet and GRE spot. Like, I felt bad. We're in a. In everybody's way. Anyway, shout out to everybody I met. That was so cool. Went backstage and now I'm like on the side of the stage and I could see the Red Rock. It is un. Unreal. The view is unreal. I got a bunch of videos from people filming me because they could see me from up there, you know, I mean, because you always see people on the side of the stage. When you go to a concert, you always look on the side of the stage. What does that guy do? I wonder what that guy does. We all have done it. What does that guy do? Oh, I bet you he's a music guy. We always do it. I've done it every concert, Everybody.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

What does that guy do, huh? Cool. Oh, I stupid. I still be like, oh, what the is what's his face? I kept getting picked because my shirt, like, I getting people recording. And I just thought it was really funny to. I finally got to go to Red Rock, and now this is the best view I could possibly have. I waited 10 years for this. Like, literally over 10 years I waited to come back to this place. Anyway, great show. Bernie did great. Wood Cleaver did great. Two changes, hella energetic. It was fun. Smoked weed. I have my arms like this on the railings. I'm watching, and I cop. And then my disc slid out. And that's when I've been limp, armed, dead arm for a whole week. So that's what happened. I know I tell a long story. Not even done. We leave the venue, right? Super sick. For some reason, every security guard ever watches our shit. I love it. Every security guy we've ever met. It's like dog fuck. Yeah. It's always, always. What's up? Say all the security guards. Cool. Then we end up getting in the same little shuttle down together. And we leave, we go back, and I haven't eaten bread since December 31, 2025. And I broke. I said, if I'm gonna make it to 424, 20 on the dot, midnight. I got a vegetarian cheesesteak from an Indian restaurant. It was so disgusting and spicy. And I just called it a night. I didn't want to eat too late. I was like, I get up, I'm gonna hurt my stomach. I'm an adult now. I'm trying to be like, let me eat as much. Like, I'm hot. I'm like, you know what? I'll just wait. So I waited to the Morning went to shout out to Denver Biscuit Company. You guys are awesome man. Thank you for having us over. They, they're so cool. Anyway, Denver, busy company. Mars a sick ass spot in Denver. It's bomb as hell. Try it out if you guys are ever there. And then we went to do the stream, the 420 stream. So we have the same event space as the day before except it's literally just us, like six of us and ots. They have been on the road for like four days straight. And this mother was on rapper time was like, I'm gonna be there. I'll be there, I'll be there. And Nate keeps texting me and calling me. He's like just waiting for man, I promise we're going to be there. And Nate's like been outside for an hour. I called Nate an hour later. It's just him in the same spot smoking a blunt. I promise we're going to be there. You see him feeding like it's 4:20 dog. I want to be there. It's six minutes away from where we're at. So they finally get there. We got Dap Josh. His whole crew comes through. Everybody comes through. We smoke out. Josh is awesome. Twitch Dopa yol on Twitch. Do we have over a thousand people? The whole stream for four hours for not using it. What? On YouTube and. Yeah, YouTube and Twitch for four hours. We don't use it. Sick. I haven't used Twitch in over a year. Thank you guys for watching. OT came through. We got high as hell. We just smoked a lot. Really? Really? That's all we all. It was. It wasn't a big let's tick tock. No, no. Our plan was, hey, let's just get high like we would. Oh yeah, there's a camera. I had no plans. I just. 420. And then we went from there. We smoked a bunch of weed. We went from there to. We were from there to the concert, right? Went to the concert at the Capitol building in Denver. Dude, smoking weed and seeing the Capitol building in front of us lit up. There were so many people I couldn't see the end of the crowd. And it was kind of dark, but wow, a lot of people and so many people yelling in the crowd watching our. I love you guys.

[B]

They should have had you open up to do a nice tight eight minutes.

[A]

Hey, hi ass people. Give me a four second reaction of a laugh. Oh no. I learned from our event doing high people comedy. Just not the mood. Dude, high movies work because you're at home in the Comfort of your own home. And you're watching it. You know what I mean? But high comedy is a little different thing. Unless the comedian's the only one that's high. Like Josh Wolf doesn't work. Anyway. Super sick concert OT crushes it. Droney crushes it. Paul Wall was awesome. Paul's the man. I'm getting a grill from Paul Wall just so I can wear in the sauna. Not for real, but just so I can wear at my house. And every once in a while it feels like light up shoes for your face. You know grills light up shoes for your face. That's exactly what they are. Anything that's funny is funnier with you have a grill in your mouth. If somebody smiles, like. Like when a Mexican smiles all silver teeth. Oh, this cool. You have a different, like, sick. I don't know what it is. Girls are funny. They make. They make it. They make. They're cool.

[B]

It's like that push trees picture you just put out little girl popping at the top.

[A]

Cool.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I always think, like, that's goofy. It's this. Is that like. No, no, it's goofy. If you're goofy. I've seen a few people make grills look fucking stupid. Do you know what does make grills look stupid? People from like 1800 years ago that had grills from each. Those motherfuckers had sick shit on their teeth. The mummies have like jewels and gems. It's just been around. I fucking like it. Wolves have been bored for a while. Enough to go put some fucking gold in my mouth. But I just think it's funny and it's cool. And I think it's a really fun vlog. Getting a grill with OT and Paul Wall. And I just don't smoke weed the whole time. I have to transition YouTube somehow. Like, we're talking to Eric. It doesn't have to be weed all the time. And I really solidified it. We did the pottery episode last week. We didn't smoke a smidge of weed. I had so many comments saying it does. And I even said, I know it's not a wee video, guys, but, you know, just trying something out. So many people. I would watch anything. It doesn't have to be a weed video, but yes. Like, what if we just did like, what's up, guys? Real quick. That's quick tincture. Yeah. 500 milligrams. Let's go to the mall. Like. And today we're gonna be doing. And it doesn't always have to be today. I'm Smoking this. Today I'm smoking. What about just vlogging? Like, what about just. We could do cool stuff. It doesn't always have to be a growing. We could go and do cool. I don't know. I don't know, man. I just feel like the landscape of YouTube is changing and I have to change it a little bit. But anyway, we vlogged it. We went to OT's concert. It was very sick. Huge crowd, dude. He was the headliner, which was badass, people. It was awesome. And then we went and took a bunch of dads at the hotel. Next day we left. Next day we left, right? Come back the following day. Shout out to JoJo Garcia. He invited me, do a show at the HAHA Comedy Club. Had a great set. Had a good set. And Marty, I told you I was all mad because they said they were filming, they weren't filming. And I. I added like three new pieces of out of Nowhere and they worked so well and nobody filmed it. And I added two new. I had like a good minute and a half at least. I don't know what the. I said, that sucks. Anyway, Dan, the next day was Merced. Holy. Then the next day, guys, shout out to Concrete. Shout out to Concrete. And LRM Management. Shout out to other Marty. Other Marty. That's what I call them now for allowing me to come and do some time. Guys, I went and did my hometown theater on Friday night. And it's weird. I'm from a small town and my hometown theater was the biggest show I've ever done. The Brea with me and Ken was the other biggest show I've ever done. 600 seats. Merced Theater was 1200 seats, 100 sold out. Not a seat missing. Guys. Not a single seat was not sold. It was crazy. So do the HAHA Comedy Club. Super, super fun set. I had hella fun. I loved. I don't know, it's just fun. And then I went and did a set at. In the Merced Theater. Very cool, man. Coming out to a theater and a double stack. I couldn't see the back of the room. And as I'm doing, I'm like, most of these people probably know what I'm talking about. There's only one white dude that sold drugs. It's now a pilot. You guys all know what I'm talking about. It's just funny because I'm saying things like, yeah, I don't even have to talk to my family. It's great. And I'm like, some of you are in here right now. My Bad because a lot of it's about my family, and they're like, there for the first time hearing it. Anyway, had a really, really good set. Super fun set. Thank you, Concrete, for letting me come do the time there. That was fun as hell. Next day, my sister graduated from nursing school, so we stayed, went to her graduation. And then I just tried to sleep all day yesterday. Here we are. That is the whole week. That's a long week.

[B]

What a run. You by now.

[A]

I finally slept yesterday. I slept for two hours on Friday and three hours on Saturday like a dumbass. I don't know why I do these things, but it does. It happens all the time. What a run. What a week. Run also. Today's Tuesday. This Friday, I have a set at the Comedy Store.

[B]

Nuts. Come on. If you could drop that mic. Go ahead, detach it and drop it.

[A]

Yeah, let's go, let's go. Come on, man. May 1st. Hold on. Go to dopazyola.com and you can click tickets. Live comedy shows. And there's a whole list of every show I have coming up. And when you click it, it works. And it actually goes to buy tickets for that show. First off, shout out to George Perez the cup the comedian. George Perez the gangster. He hit me up on Instagram. I never even met the guy in person. Shout out to Willie Barcetta. I know he's putting a good word out for me, for people. Every time I've met Willie or seen Willie, he says something super positive to me every time. And I know everybody's like, really? Because he has a reputation of not. You heard. Like, I used to punch people in the face every time. He's like, this guy. He's the next generation of comedy. Just remember that. Go. Damn. Well, you're really gassing me up. Every time he's like, this is. This is the face. Every time he's introducing comedians. This is the next guy. Like, yeah. I feel like a little giants when the dads rubbing Spike's shoulders. I rub his shoulders every night with horn milk. He's gonna keep. He's gonna be big. That's how I feel. Like, yeah, yeah. Full girl. Like a little pitbull. Like, all right. Yeah, yeah. Let me try. Anyway, Willie's a man. I guess that's how George found out about me. Anyway, he started following me. He hit me up and he asked me to do some time for his show because the next one is the Netflix is not. Netflix is a joke one. So they oversold so fast. He's like, it Another. Another Show. So shout out to George Perez. I have a spot at the Comedy Store. Let's go. Dude, I'm. And I'm ready. Like, I'm more than ready to go up right now. And me and Rocco did, like, two and a half hours of writing the other day. Whenever I do something super sick, I'm gonna have to credit this fool. Like, that's how much we're doing this together. And I dialed in my gangster love job. My gangsters love to learn is it went from here to here. And not a filler of solid. I can't wait to try out. I'm gonna try it out the Comedy Store. So let's. It's a great. Maybe I should. Maybe I should. Yeah, maybe I'll practice it first, actually. Anyway, Comedy Store, 10pm Belly Room. Me, George Perez, and I think two more people come see the show. Dopasyolo.com for all the tickets. Go check it out. The Comedy store, belly room, May 1st. Let's go, guys. And the next day is my grandma's birthday, so I have to go to shed, but. But after that, check out my website. May 3rd, I will be at the Punchline Comedy Club in Sacramento with Jack Junior's headlining. And I'm featuring. Dude. I'm no longer a opener. I've been featuring on all these shows.

[B]

Flying up the ranks.

[A]

Let's go. I opened him or said it. It doesn't matter. Thank you, guys. I've been featuring for people. It's so sick. It's like saying, oh, I'm on jv. I'm on pb. Oh, I made it to varsity. Oh, sick. That's what that means in comparison. Like, yeah, I made it up the ranks a little bit. Shout out to Jack Jr. Funny as hell. I'm gonna ask for 20 minutes for sure. On Sunday. I'm gonna try out some new. Let's go. It's gonna be my longest set yet. My other one was, like, 14 minutes. This would be my longest one. And I think for all the me and Rock wrote, I think I got a good 35 minutes, man. We wrote a lot. I mean, tweaked a lot of. I have for about eight years in my phone. And we're just gonna go through and start elaborating on and. And, like, punching up all of these. It's really this funny. Good with transitions, dude, the transitions. He's funny with, like. I would say something. He would say something. Like, it's better than what I just said. I like that. Like that. I like the tweak. On that because he's thinking about a whole different way. Yo. Riding is one of the most fun things I've ever had, I've ever done. Because I'm sitting there dying, laughing like, I can't wait to get on stage and say this to a person. I can't wait. Yeah. Anyway. Oh, May 17th, I will be at the Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco, California. Come check it out. I'll be in the Bay area.

[B]

Come on, you're dropping real dates.

[A]

Real dates. Isn't that cool? Thanks, guys. Oh, also, Jack Jr. I'm featuring for Jack Jr. So thank you, guys. Appreciate it.

[B]

Too sick. You guys have watched this come to fruition from the beginning of the show. We were like.

[A]

I was sitting right here. Ken was right there when he asked me, yo, I did a show at all. Oh, I haven't told you guys. I did a shout out to Jack Jr. I did a really good set with him at a stand up comedy club. He's like, oh, you should try another show with me. I'm like, all right, cool. He's like, it's all Armenian, wine bar, date night spot. And I'm like, I'm gonna bomb so bad. Yeah, let me get that. I had six shows back to back. I did solid, great. I'm like, I need a ego checker for sure. I need something that's gonna bring my ass back down to earth. Because right now I'm like, yeah, please let me do more shows. I need something that's gonna go, hey, shut the up. It could go bad at any minute. And I did it on purpose. I'm like, I'm gonna take this show. And I did. They hated me. I did a show in Glendale for an all Armenian crowd on a Friday night, and everybody was in a suit and a dress. It's a date night. I heard a fork hit the plate. That's when I knew I was bombing. When I heard a fork went, oh, you okay? I went up there and I. I just wrote some out real quick. I wrote out like a good two minutes about Armenian people. I thought it was funny. I don't know. I came out like, hey, man, Armenians, like, want to say you talk like Russians. I know you dress like Mexicans going to church. You talk like Russians, you scam like Indians, but you look like white people. They lost their mind. The whole crowd, like, oh, maybe you guys are gonna laugh at that. Oh, no, the second I said some other about Armenians and cigarettes and they fly, like, yeah, yeah, you guys love them. Currency. And they. Oh, yeah, And I started my set and it was the. The equivalent of this. That's how everybody looked at me. There was a guy in the front row on the left that did this smarty with a big ass white beard.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Didn't move. This is a date night dinner spot. People are eating like steaks and pastas and drinking wine. Their servers coming up. I will never do another set that's not at a comedy establishment. I hate it. Maybe when I need it to come back down to earth or something because I needed that check. I needed it, dude. Anyway, I got into it and as I got into my bit, there was only a table laughing. And they were all younger Mexican people. They were laughing. I heard a fork in a plate. I rushed my story. And I didn't even get all into my. Like, I normally do my set. I just did it like half ass. I'm ready to get the off of this stage, guys. And I looked around. Thank you, guys. Have a good night. I just put it walk the off. It was right there to get off to where I was gonna go stand anyway, so I had to stand in it. I get off in the Armenian. One of the next comedians like, hey, I'm sorry, dude, I should have told you. I'm like, why? This is Glendale. Armenians aren't the same as like, say a Pasadena, Armenia stuff in this other army. What do you mean goes? These people are with their wives. This is a nicer, classy spot. The certain religion is like, they're not going to laugh at your drugs. Like, they all do coke. These are wives. They're not gonna laugh at your in front of their wife. I met about seven dudes outside after. Great set, dog. Oh, yeah, that was funny, man. Smoking cig, yo. I've had some nights like that. Where were you? Where were you when I was up there? You just left me to die. I met at least five guys. Like, that was funny, man. I'm like, oh, you guys are dicks, dude. You guys gonna let me know? But thing is, all their wives were still upstairs. They came outside to smoke. As the comedians left to talk to the comedians. Half the dudes on the right side came up and said that, oh, it was funny. I'm like, oh. You guys were silent. The comedian was right. He's like, they're not gonna laugh at your in front of their wives. All these guys do cocaine. You think they're. They think they don't want to laugh at that. So don't feel bad. And I'm like, damn. Are you prep? Are you prepping me up because I had a terrible set. You're just, like, hyping me up. Thanks, man. I appreciate you. And I went outside. Those fools were all laughing. You want to smoke? You want to smoke, man? He was. He wasn't lying. They genuinely just anyway, bombed really hard. It was great. Loved it. So I'll be performing with Jack Jr. In Sacramento if you want to see a different set. Taking a minute to talk about the sponsor of this episode. Thank you to my bookie, as always. Thank you to my bookie for sponsoring the Dope as usual podcast. And remember, you can bet on anything, anytime, anywhere. And you don't have to be an expert. You don't have to know every parlay and every RBI at every single point, everything. You can just pick a team. Are they going to win or lose? You do not have to go that deep with it. But if you do, you already know my book. You can bet on, like I said, anything, anytime, anywhere. Tonight, the Celtics and the 76ers is going down. It's the NBA playoffs. Jobs. It's time. If you're gonna bet on anything, make sure it's with my bookie. And use our code dope as usual. And when you use our code, you're gonna get the bet back bonus up to $500. But say you lose and you bet 500 bucks and you use our code dope as usual, you get your 500 back. Say it again. You can bet up to 500, and if you lose, you'll get your money back. Use our code dope as usual. And remember, if you already use our code, it was usual. For the bet back bonus, make your friends sign up and bet through their phone. Trailblazer Spurs, Knicks versus Hawks. Yet the Celtics and 76ers all going down tonight. All right, guys, NBA playoff. Sure, you use our code dope as usual. Back to the episode. Thank you for being here. We started this in a rush because Marty was telling me about something and I'm like, no, talk about this on this. On the show. I said, marty, what kind of.

[B]

It wasn't even nothing.

[A]

Is that a kith hat? He goes, who bought you a kith hat? He goes, I did. I need to know what happened. The change. This is like Hank Hill buying Yeezys. Like, damn, Hank Hill. Don't switch it up at all. You knows what he likes. He wears his. He wears his. Yeah, he's going to go buy some Yeezys. No, he's not. The hat's sick. I like the hat. I love the embroidery around the bill where? Why? What happened? I need to know what happened.

[B]

I just had to revisit. I haven't. Like I was telling you, I haven't owned an actual dress shirt ever. Basically ever in my life. Like when I did a job interview after I got April pregnant and I probably went to Kaufman's or J.C. penney's and got Cover my forearms a. Yeah. Like, button up that I hated. Like, I've never. But I'm just at a point now where I'm going to so many meetings and where I can't be showing up just in my drastic graphic. Like, I do need to own at least one to two, like actual button ups in my shirts.

[A]

Isn't it crazy that you think of that and go, I agree. I probably shouldn't just show up in a T shirt. Even though you're like, I got into this so I can wear what I want when I want, do what I want. It's like, I should probably look more professional than this because I get it. I'm trying not to wear as goofy on stage. I'm trying not to wear big goofy prints. So I get you, Marty. You need to be more professional. So you bought dress shirts. You bought a Kith dress shirt.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I was like, I had an extra 400.

[B]

I know. Like, God, I'm like, what do I like? I don't even know what I like.

[A]

Me neither.

[B]

So I had to like research it and like land on some brands of

[A]

like, what do white guys like? Kids.

[B]

Yeah. Chat GPT. You tell me what the am I supposed to like? Basically. Pretty sure I did do that, but I just landed on the Kith app and the Polo. Like, I've been like, in polo. So I was like, yeah, been like a polo. When I was in high school, I had a little polo hill figure era. A little Nautica run.

[A]

I had some Polos, a Nautica run. Damn. That's the white creeping back end.

[B]

No, Nautica. Nautica. Polo and Hilfiger towed the line of hip hop.

[A]

Nautica.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

With the boat.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, that's not over here. That's different.

[B]

N. Some of the biggest gangsters I knew were rocking Nautica and they can't even swim.

[A]

I don't know, man. That's like me putting like, wearing. That's just like on the top shelf. Like, I can't even reach that, you know, I can't even reach. Like me putting a wall across my chest. Damn. Black people wearing with boats on is the funniest. I've heard in a minute that motherfucker can't even swim. Hey, that's funny. And obviously yeah, I know black people can swim sometimes.

[B]

Allegedly. Hypothetically.

[A]

Yeah. Hypoth. Hypothetically. Yeah.

[B]

I was like, yeah, let me just get. Let me find something nice that I'm actually gonna probably like because I. What's gonna happen is I'm gonna go to the mall. I'm gonna end up in H M or some I'm.

[A]

I guess I'll get this.

[B]

I'm gonna put it on and feel goofy in it. So like I'm like nah. Yeah, I mean I can't. If I'm gonna get a dress shirt, I'm gonna show up in the rolly and some bootleg ass dress shirt. I need one or two nice dressers shirts.

[A]

So how much was your kith dress shirt?

[B]

I don't even know, you know.

[A]

It was like $400.

[B]

It was up there.

[A]

They're expensive.

[B]

I got. I got a couple. I got the kids dress shirt and I got a polo button.

[A]

All I heard was I had a thousand dollars to drop.

[B]

No, like this is me. This is an investment. This is a business write off. This is me.

[A]

I'm not saying it's not awesome. I'm saying how much was that? Because they're so expensive. Yeah, it's like a hundred dollars. That was 85 at least.

[B]

But I'm saying like the. That I normally buy if I go to roots.

[A]

I fight happy that you bought that in no way, shape or form take this in any other way. I'm saying like you actually bought that. Let's go.

[B]

Because I don't buy clothes. I wear pusheries and drastic graphic like it's. I'll get some roots of fight or some like ethical. We did the deal with ethical. I just mathical the out like it's empty.

[A]

Sorry man. I was just hitting heat. No, I'm happy. It's like.

[B]

But then I realized like the. The kith app is sick like the. But I like kind of. It's almost like a little.

[A]

Marty got a deal we don't know about. The kid app is cool. Like my code. Marty. Marty. All right, Marty. 420. Like it's a sick. Sick brushes nice code. If you're thinking about getting a button up this summer with the new drop with the stripes. I like it. Marty. Marty's gonna start dropping. Marty's sponsored by an AI company. That's why he keeps trying to push it on me and. Yeah right.

[B]

This whole time I wish.

[A]

Yeah right. He's pressing the panic we find out

[B]

Marty's a robot this whole time. I wish.

[A]

Sad. I'd be so sad. Would it be so sad if Marty didn't even know?

[B]

Right? I don't know. It could be.

[A]

Whoa. If I was a robot, I found I was a robot. I'd be so disappointed in whoever made me like, you let me be fat. You allowed that in my coding. You.

[B]

You opted in.

[A]

You said bad spine issues. No problem. I'll code you for that. This is how people think about God creating them. Why did you give me a bad back?

[B]

Goofy.

[A]

Goofy as fuck. Anyway, back to your kit.

[B]

But, yeah, anyway, I want to be able to show up to these meetings and not look like a fucking bum is kind of the point. But I got you. Because then I was like, okay. Because also, I only own sneakers.

[A]

Bombo clots. Keep going.

[B]

So I was like, I do need a pair of, like, shoes.

[A]

Oh, you bought shoes, too?

[B]

Which translates to me like a nice. Like a nice pair of dress shoes to me translates to like, like, all black Tim's.

[A]

Like, oh, yeah, all black Tips are hard. But then I got people know you'll stomp them. Yeah, I guess.

[B]

Yeah, I guess.

[A]

If I saw a guy dressed nice with black hands, go, that guy got out of prison recently and his girl bought him that. Okay, that's like a prisoner's nice outfit. Like Ben Davis. Yeah, yeah, Black Tim's.

[B]

But they don't look like Tim's when they're all blacked out. Like, they just look like regular.

[A]

I mean, I know exactly what pair

[B]

you're talking about because I had to shoot. I had a big shoot at usc, so I didn't want to show up looking like a bum. It was kind of how this started.

[A]

UCLA gear on, right?

[B]

That'd be smart. But anyway, so then I go to try on these Tims, and I'm thinking I'm being all strategic and, you know, I mean, by being prepared, like, I planned out, like, I'm gonna show up.

[A]

I got there and everybody else had tips. That's what happened.

[B]

They started tearing apart my ankles as soon as I put them on. I had on some tall ass socks. I wore Tim's my whole life. I couldn't even step in them Mike ankles.

[A]

And I.

[B]

And I ended up walking miles at USC filming. So I was just like, thank God. But now it's like, I'm not gonna return these Tims.

[A]

You're talking about, like, the rub it gives you, right?

[B]

Yeah, they literally, from walking, just when I put them on in, like, my Garage. I have a cut on my ankles.

[A]

Isn't that weird? That happened to my pair of my vans the other day. It cut my ankle over time, it opened. Yeah.

[B]

I was gonna suffer with it. I'm like.

[A]

Like I just suffered. It sucks. I'm so glad I did take it worst. Dude, heavy shoe. Did you ever fold the sock when your socks were too long to make ankle socks? You put a long sock on, you pulled them down. Oh, yeah. And then I rolled them back and stuffed them like someone's roller in their hair. Remember when people used to stuff their Converse so the top was butt puffy? Or is that a California thing?

[B]

No, we. We didn't have Converse.

[A]

What? What do you mean? You have Congress? You guys ever wore Converse? No.

[B]

What wasn't really?

[A]

You never knew anybody?

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

Would you guys wear Air Force Ones,

[B]

Nikes and Jordans and that's it? I guess.

[A]

Well, I guess you can't really wear Converse in the cold snow. You might slip the whole time.

[B]

It's snow apocalypse. More than half the years.

[A]

Yeah. You know what Converse are here is for? It's for jumping People. People.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You know, you can. You could stop fast.

[B]

It hurts to. To Rock jays in the snow, though.

[A]

I could imagine it hurts. You know what hurts? Ice skates. I've never had more cuts on my ankles in my life. That. I mean, it was public. Ice skates. I'm getting disease. Speaking of diseases. I forgot. I was gonna say. I forgot where I was going. Anyway, you got the kith going on. Marty got a bunch of button ups. That's what I had to talk about. But who bought you that hat? I did. That's like me saying, who made this PowerPoint? How'd you even know where to go chat? GPT it. I need to know presentable. In these meetings. I'm having the same conversation Marty's having. Just. I need to get a button up. Like I need to know what I'm doing. PowerPoint would be sick if I can make a PowerPoint of everything I do.

[B]

Oh, they're easier than ever. You like PowerPoints? Go get. Go try Figma. Anybody out there likes to mess with, you know, spread. Sounds like a meme like that.

[A]

Yeah, you're with me. Marty starts doing the Rizzler. Yeah. Go try Figma. What happened to that kid? He's like 13 now.

[B]

I don't know. He follows us. So we followed him back. He just had his birthday. I'm knowing about this kid.

[A]

He just had his birthday. Happy birthday. Rizzler. It's really funny. Marty Tech DM me goes, the Rizzler's following us. And I went. And I was all stoked. And people like, you're happy about a child following like, no, I'm happy that the Rizzler exists. He's a cool little boy. We need more cool little kids. That kid would kill. Kids say the darnest things today. That was a show. Kids say the darndest things. And you would bring your child on. They had a mouth on them that would say funny ass. And Bill Cosby's ass would be a creep and go, did you hear what he said? The Rizzler would be the champ. That's all I gotta say. Bring back. Well, that's just. It's just like tick tock. Now who kids say the darndest thing is basically a child's tick tock. The Rizzler. I love that kid. Incredible. Anyway, that was my week. We have shows coming up. Yeah, I'm super psyched. Marty's about to go to Hawaii.

[B]

You might see me, you know. You know, maybe you'll see me in a nice little kids. But maybe like a rugby part. You know what I'm saying? Something.

[A]

Something different.

[B]

I'm gonna switch it up for Hawaii. We'll see.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Allegedly, my grandfather was a pro rugby player in Ireland. So I got the pass.

[A]

You have never spoke of it. He looked like that. He's just some tallest black. You never know, man. You never know. What if that was your grandpa, dude?

[B]

Could happen.

[A]

Crazier things have happened, dude. So wait a minute. You tell me your grandpa was a professional rugby player?

[B]

That's what they told me.

[A]

You know what? You didn't even know you had long lost semi pro nieces.

[B]

Y. That's true.

[A]

You never know.

[B]

No, not. She's actually a. She's pro now. Officially she's on a team. So we're going to go ahead and call her pro. She's still in the camps, but she's in the camps of these pro teams. So she's gonna get picked up soon. Really funny.

[A]

Marty's talking about his family heritage in the camps versus me saying my family heritage and the camp two totally different things.

[B]

I mean she. She's definitely concentrating. As the goalie. Anyway, we want to go back even further. I need everybody to go ahead and go to Google and type in oh no, Neil O apostrophe N, E, I, L, L, Dynasty. Then I need you to just click

[A]

and read Marty's claiming that whole thing. That's us.

[B]

That's that's all me right there. So yeah, we go back further, we find a real dynasty. We fast forward, we find me ripping a puff girl. Sorry, but you got in that jar some nice. Okay, shout out to big brain. Coming through. Lace. And also all kinds of paraphernalia and

[A]

dropped off a. Hello weed. Let's go. Thank you, big braid. Appreciate you.

[B]

Okay,

[A]

things happening, guys. Fake attempt. Try not to hit the keywords, but fake attempts on the leader's life last night. These are just like shooting tick tock clips back there doing like behind the scenes documentary. What if we find out one day that this whole presidential thing was a fluke? It was for a TV show.

[B]

It's a reality show.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, and he just never put it out. But he's gonna put it out the second it's over. And the whole time he's like, I hate who I'm being, but this is the character I chose to be and I have to. I agree with you guys. I'm sorry.

[B]

I'm a true method actor or a method actor.

[A]

That's what I've been doing. My son's a crackhead or no. And that guy's son's still a crackhead. Hunter Biden's son is a crackhead. Dude. That fool is living his life. If his dad wasn't a politician, he'd be regular cool guy. He's smoking crack with hookers.

[B]

So you're saying they're basically doing like a. A blow fire type thing?

[A]

Yeah, as soon as he puts the hairpiece on, he turns into. And not. He's just some hippie guy. Could you imagine? I mean the world's a stage, but could you imagine? That'd be so funny, dude. So I've been snorting peptides lately. I'm just kidding. I haven't done that. I don't want to do that. I want to see if I can get both by myself. But yeah, for everyone else out there, hope the world's going all right for you on your end because I just found out. I know there's a war, but I didn't know that had really started yet. I know it's like there, but like, is it serious? Yeah, it's serious. I didn't know they're talking about. They raised the draft. I don't know if you saw this. They raised the draft age to 42 and prior prior marijuana convictions don't negate. Negate you. Is that the right word? From being able to be drafted. I will flee the country before you draft me. Bro, not gonna happen. No chance. No way. I don't care. Nah. No. How about that? No. Wow. I'm telling you now. I will leave to Canada like Cheech. I already like pottery. I will live in the woods like Cheech Marin and never come back.

[B]

Worked out pretty good for them.

[A]

Yeah. You're tripping if you think I'm going to the war for some fools I don't give a about. Not gonna happen in the day and age of drones. How about I just pay for a drone in my place? How about that? It'll do more damage, I promise. My feet hurt and my back. I'm not gonna help you at all. Do you need. Do you need a marketing plan? Do you need a marketing plan for the war of propaganda? Other than that, I can't help you. Marty, right now. You get a letter says you are drafted. What are you doing?

[B]

Not doing it.

[A]

But you're gonna go to jail or go to war or you leave the country.

[B]

I'd find for some reason I'm flat footed. I'm the only child. I'm fucking stoned. I'm blind.

[A]

I'm fucking stoned. I'm blind. I have a concealed carry.

[B]

Whatever it is that I need to be that you don't want me. I'm that. That's what I'm going for.

[A]

I'm racist. I'm lgbtqr. It means retarded. At the end. All that made it up.

[B]

I'll go full retard. To not have to. It would be not have to go.

[A]

I will go full Leonardo DiCaprio and what's eating Gilbert Grape and start smacking the out of myself. All that type of interview.

[B]

I will embarrass you guys over there.

[A]

Did that. Jesus Christ. I hit myself with my nail when I did. Oh my God. Just de gloved my. Oh yeah. I'll start.

[B]

I'm the last thing. This is what I'm trying to tell the people at jury duty, guys. I'm the last.

[A]

I'm this. I'm that whatever I need to be to get the out of here. And it zooms out. Marty's talking to the judge.

[B]

This is. I've been doing this.

[A]

Like would race. Would racist stop. Would being racist get me out of here? Marty just starts looking at people like Marty crashed the out in the worst and it's on film and it just looks like he's a racist. He actually just has to do. He's doing it for you.

[B]

My whole vibe is like whatever I need to do get to get. Get out of here as quickly as humanly possible is what I'll be doing.

[A]

You got that hooker mental mentality, dude. Exactly. Whatever I need to do to get out of here as soon as possible is what I'm gonna do. Period. Well, even on my period, that's what she thinks. Here we go. What is this one? Oh, just the Z. Shout out to big brain again. Oh. Oh, there we go. Not going to war, not getting drafted. No thanks.

[B]

The idea of sending my kid to go kill and die for some random

[A]

like this, the fact that people let that happen in the 60s is insane.

[B]

I don't even. Like, I can't even really wrap my mind around that thought.

[A]

Like, not a chance. See you in another country. I'll never come back. Don't care. I'll go live on a mountainside and stare at animals. I'm not going to drone war.

[B]

I come from a long line of hippies and draft dodger.

[A]

Yeah, dude, you ever seen. You ever hear Russians talk? Scary. You think I'm gonna. I'm not gonna put my life up against theirs. They don't. They'll blow a leg off me. Like honor. Like I'm traumatized, dude. I can't even sprint anymore if I needed to. What happens if you need to get up? My other legs asleep. I'm just thinking about like, things that don't matter. What if I'm at the movie theater, Dan? Or the airport's gonna be a disaster. I'll get mine made out of quartz. It'll be heavy as, but I'll have a cool ass.

[B]

Dab off it.

[A]

Dab off my legs. Sick. Yo, if you had to, what material would you get? A fake hand or a fake arm or leg. That'd be sick.

[B]

A material?

[A]

Yeah, like outside material. What would it look like? What if it was just knitted? Like it always looked like it had a cool glove on. Or like cool, cool, cool mittens.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

A knitted leg of different pattern all the time.

[B]

That's what Josh needs. Some for when he smacks. Like he needs like some sick ass tattoo or like some word or like hulk hand tatted.

[A]

Get Hulk hands would be funny. Yeah, I like whole cans. That's. That's a good idea. Some. All right.

[B]

Or like what the five things say to the face on this one or something.

[A]

I wanna. Would you. It's the last thing you want. A full seat. As they close their eyes. That's what you gotta think.

[B]

Just the word smack right there across your palm.

[A]

My laugh. I want to be scared, okay? I have aids. Just. It says it on my hands. Oh, no. Not bad, not bad.

[B]

That's where you sneak in the sponsor logo.

[A]

Pepsi. The last thing I saw was Pepsi and I woke up. Yo, guys. I know I'm late. I finally watched that movie Weapons.

[B]

Oh, where they run all goofy and

[A]

they run like me in the morning when my back hurts and it runs. Put my back down. Yeah, that's goofy as. You know what I would have done what the dad did. Hey, this kid ran that way. That kid ran this way. That's the house. They're probably at the one we searched. Let's search the basement.

[B]

The biggest room in that dumbass movie.

[A]

Oh, no, we didn't search it. Let me, let me. Let me find a guy that says he knows where they are. And as a cop, by myself. I'll walk in alone, not call for backup at all. I'm gonna let tweaker stab me in the face with a needle. I'm gonna get that close. I let a guy stab me in the face with a needle. What a dumb movie.

[B]

That's all, you know, sick ass movies. I knew Mario.

[A]

I watched it.

[B]

I was.

[A]

I was. I was. I like the first one.

[B]

I don't. I don't remember. I don't think I saw.

[A]

Someone doesn't have a song

[B]

I'm not knowing about.

[A]

The Peaches song was the.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

The first one on that was hard. Need Jack Black to do it again. Number two was cool, but it didn't have a going away, something I can do my random. We all did that shit for like eight months because it was funny. And kids did it too because they're like, I can sing this song. It has no cuss words. And it just became a phenomenon of that song. And it didn't have it in this one. I think that's why I left going. All right. I guess it was a cool movie in the beginning, though. All the little, little drawbacks to the movie, but it just didn't have the song for me. That's it. We don't want a spoiler alert for you guys, but there's turmoil, then they overcome. All right, Just in case.

[B]

Just heads up.

[A]

This is how it starts, okay? Just in case you didn't know. All right. Also if you guys can explain this to me, I went and watched a movie recently and I really liked it. It was called they will kill you. I thought it was cool. It was like House of a Thousand Corpses meets Kill Bill. It was very cool. I like the idea. I like the concept of fighting the death all of it was badass. It was in theaters for two weeks. They pulled it from theaters you can't watch and stream. You can't watch in any theater anywhere. Searched it. Cannot watch it. Can't pirate it. Nothing. It was only the for two weeks. Why did they do that? It was awesome. It was a perfect, like ridiculous horror action movie. If you guys can explain why they. I've never seen a movie pulled before. It was about some elites and demo worshiping. So it was a little wild. But you guys tell me, never see that happen ever.

[B]

And drop in the comments. Some new series I've been watching a bunch of what I forget the names of these things. Soon as we. I turn them off next them. Like April. We've just been finding these little series. There's nothing really Biggie Blighters. Yeah, I think we. I think we did watch that at some point.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, we for sure did.

[A]

The movie just came out.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

To seal up the series, they dropped a movie.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, I'll give that a four. Oh. We went back. I was telling you. And started watching Chappelle show from the top. And that shows up iconic. I noticed so much more. I was.

[A]

Oh, yeah, for sure. Was the last time you watched it fully in high school.

[B]

Yeah. But now I'm watching it from a guy that makes shows and it's like so interesting to see. Like, this is all they did. They did do a lot. They did a lot. But it was also like some that. You mean like guys like us just would figure out they hired a lot of actors.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

A lot of background. I love the idea of like, well, we're gonna let Dave just be a comedian and introduce these sketches. And that's the whole premise.

[A]

The Seinfeld premise.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But in between. And it's all topical, topical, topical. It's about that, it's about that, it's about that. And he would just say like one or two goofy things going to the. In the scene. And then Seinfeld was like, I'm going to set up the show with the intro and outro versus every piece as this event. Chappelle show is basically a live skit comedy show with Dave. Chappelle is the host of the night. Yeah, he's hosting in between. Just like a comedy set.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Huh.

[A]

Never thought about it that way.

[B]

Cool format.

[A]

That's really what it is. I love it. It's key and peel. But first, pretty pretty much. Pretty much.

[B]

But then he infused hip hop culture into it.

[A]

Oh, yeah. When he did the live performances he really crushed that too.

[B]

Sick.

[A]

All right, so, yeah, I watched Ricky's to Nikki last night. It was kind of goofy. It was whatever. It was funny. It was funny. Though I will say it was better than I thought it was going to be. But yeah, we just want to catch up with you guys. That's really what this episode was for.

[B]

It's coming out tomorrow, so this is yesterday. So, like, we're right here with you

[A]

guys ready to go. We just want to say, what up? I don't even. I know we talked stories, but we told a lot of stories. And we just had Eric Khan on here for like three and a half hours, which is. I didn't even realize that how fast time was going by, but that flew by, dude. We had to. Oh, on my flight back. Guys, real quick story. So I was on my flight back from 4:20 and I'm walking on my flight and I'm like the last row, I got first class because my back hurts. So I could lay down more. And I'm walking in and I noticed next to me, like across the row, I'm like, oh, wow, Ice Cube. Random. And I thought, oh, yeah, you just performed with Snoop Dogg last night. Sick. All right, cool. Tight. I sit down and Ice Cube is. Is Ice Cube. He's pretty much like I said, his. His character in 21 Jump Street. No. Yes, Ice Cube. That's like the look he has. Like, he's not Craig from, you know, from. From Friday. He's Ice Cube now. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know. There's a difference. There's definitely a difference. He's been famous for so long, it's just completely different. So I sit down, I'm scrolling, I look over, I'm like, yeah, that's Ice Cube. Random. See that?

[B]

Forgot.

[A]

My whole life, I'm watching movies, I see people. I just thought it was funny because I see people every walking on the plane and you can see it's like 98% all white people. Not one person looks at him at once. And then you see like a younger white dude. And I liked watching people go because I'm sitting there. So I'm like, I'm just looking at them connect eyes with him. Like, this is like people watching times 10. Like it's like a good prank video when you watch. Oh man, he's gonna walk around, see the clown laying there. Oh, what's the reaction? I just thought it was funny because Ice Cube's right there. I'm like, this guy's gonna Know who he is? Let me just watch him. I'm just bored waiting to people to board on the flights. My. This guy's gonna know. And I see the one dude with long braid dreads, and I'm like, this is stereotypical of me, but that guy's gonna know I knew him. Like, this guy looks like he listens to topical music from mainstream earth the past 30 years, creating hip hop, gangster rap. That guy probably heard him, and I just thought it was funny. The second he got close enough, you can see every. Every same person, same. I mean, every person, same thing. Like, they wanted to look at a friend like this. Everybody just like, I would, what the. And the dude walked up, and you see a security guard, like, you fist bump him. All right. All right, cool. And he fist bump. Then you can see, like, a guy with three little ass kids was walking. And you could see him connect because he just had little kids. Was just like, what the. It was really funny, dude watching everybody react. What the. And then on the way out, he was walking in front of me. And you see all the people waiting with this, with the. You know, we got a flight. They have a wheelchair or this or that. And you see everybody as he gets closer, everybody reacting, what the. And he was nice to them. He'd actually smile, those people. And then I heard one guy, he was like, was that Ice Cube? He goes, I hope it was, because he's wearing a jacket, a hat, and a shirt that says Ice Cube on it. If it wasn't him, it'd be stupid. Ice Cube's five feet away. Guys got Asperger's or something saying this at the top of his lungs. He heard that for sure. I just thought it was real funny because I'm like, yeah, you are wearing. It's like me wearing Thomas. Thomas Tom. Like, yeah, you do have your name three times on you. You're good at advertising, actually, because everyone knows.

[B]

Everyone knows he's got a glass of just ice cubes and no water.

[A]

Just eating on ice cubes just in case. Just in case you weren't Don Megan, you. That's what he said. No, but the whole time I posted on Twitter because I'm like, yo, it'd be so funny. I want. He didn't. He just looked straight the whole time. Didn't once clients at a person talk to the security like this to make sure he's like, I don't want to conversate with. No, but I could tell. I didn't even. I didn't even look at his ass. More than once I looked at him like, damn, Ice Cube's sleeping his ass off. Screws over there. I could sneak up and selfie my ass if I really wanted to. That's how funny I think this is. That. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, wake up, wake up. When's Friday come out, dude? And you know what he'd do? Get away from me, man. Like, no, when's Friday come out, dude? Where's my security? He's. You have to tell me when Friday comes. We could do it. I mean, obviously Ice Cube probably punch me in my face. But it's funny that you have the access to do that. Yeah, you're sitting next to us. You're human. It's just funny, dude. I don't know why I think it's really funny because I always think super famous people, like, he's probably on the jet. Like, no, you have to get. You want a Coke. Because that's all they have. There's nothing super rich special here at all. Even though he's probably a normal ass fool. I think it's funny when I see celebrities like, damn, that fool's famous as that bathroom stinks hella bad right next to you. That sucks. Because you always think of celebrities like, wow, this guy must have a hundred million dollars on a plane. You know, as kids, celebrities were bigger than life. Now it's like, this was just on Kaiser Matt's stream. A regular dude, you know, I mean, like, it's normal now. Anyway. The whole time I'm sitting there like, if you look at me, I'm gonna go, hey, hey, are we there yet? I just want to see him get pissed super mad at me and go shut the up. But for me to ask that I think would have seal the deal and maybe laugh.

[B]

You guys would probably be best friends.

[A]

Yeah, he probably gets high. We'll get high with. One day I'm gonna tell him this story. He'll be sitting right here of.

[B]

I'm surprised he hasn't words, honestly.

[A]

Yeah, he'll be on the show. We're gonna make it happen. Just because that's just. That's just how it's gonna work.

[B]

He is the weed dude.

[A]

It's just how.

[B]

Whether he likes it or not, I don't even know. Like, as far as I'm concerned, he belongs here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, you're in. You're the guy.

[A]

He made Thriller. Speaking of Chappelle Show, I just thought that was really funny, that's all. It made me laugh. At least it's funny. You guys ever have. Leave it in the comments. You ever have any celebrity encounters at, like, at airports? Just airports. I just think it's funny seeing how different celebrities move around. Like, wow, that guy's really famous. Holy. That's cool. Like, damn, that motherfucker's little. I thought he was huge. All of these things. I just think it's funny seeing celebrities in the airport because I love people watching. People watching. The airport's great. Celebrity people watching in the airports. Even funnier because seeing everybody react. What the. Is the best thing ever, dude. Like, it's. It's truly. Or seeing how celebrities are just makes me laugh. I don't know. I watched TMZ or not tmz. E News when I was a kid. And like, Ice Cube went to the same bathroom I did after. I thought they would have like, hey, no, dog, get over here. You don't want to be. Because I wouldn't. I was rich as, like, Ice Cube, and I was famous as hell. Gangster rapper. He doesn't really take pictures with people. I'd be like, give me the out of here as fast as possible. But he walked the same way we did, right? When Mario Lopez. When I saw him last time, when he sat behind me, I was like, all right, man. Later, we started walking and that full Batman into a side door at the terminal and disappeared.

[B]

How? As he should.

[A]

As he. He got on the plane before it everyone. Before pre boarding, he went on the play because I saw. I was talking to him. I'm gonna go on. And they didn't even call anybody. He just went and told. Talked in. They opened the door for him. Oh, so he got on. He had his headphones on his down. He was on his computer. Because if not, oh, take a picture. Take a picture. Take. I'm sure he doesn't want to do that. Every single flight, every single time, five times a week. I get it. I understand that. And he got off. And I'm like, all right, man. Later. He's like, later. And just went into a side door right outside the terminal. Like, how the sick dude. And then Morpheus when I saw his ass. You sit in front of me on the way to England, this fool had a guy from the airport pick him up at the turn inside, like, outside the play. Take him, take him to his place, wait for his thing, make sure nobody with him. Oh, my God, that was so sick. Could you imagine going to the airport and going, I don't have to wait for the Uber line. I don't have to wait for this. Like, oh my God, that's so cool. Just cuz the wait so long. I didn't even want to get hella famous to get paid. I just want to not have to wait at airports. Like give me the front of the line pass. I'll take that. I promise. I'll be. I'll. I'll do whatever you guys need. I can't even get in the American Express lounge. My points don't add up yet, but one day I'll be able to get into a cool line at the airport. We. We lost our clear because Rosie accidentally forgot her knife in her purse when we went to Vegas. So we got kicked out of clear pre check. But we're gonna get back all right. One day we're gonna have our cool Universal Studios fast passes for the airport. I can't wait. I have a lockbox for my gun and everything. You know, you can take him on the plane. Isn't that sick? Super sick. That's all. That's all I want to talk about. That's it. I could have said, yeah, ice cubes on my flight. I thought it was funny. Done. Except it took you 20 minutes to talk about that. And wrap it up. Those usual podcasts, man. We're here to rant. Talk about ranting. Life, adhd, never getting to the point. Forgetting what you're talking about.

[B]

Aliens leaving snail trails of blood and on our set.

[A]

Say that again.

[B]

Aliens leaving snail trails of blood on the set and like that.

[A]

If you didn't point, I would still not know what you're talking. What do you mean? Alien leave in blood. Oh, yeah, Guar. What the. I keep forgetting, like, oh, yeah, yeah, you. Blood out of his ass.

[B]

You guys could have seen his ass

[A]

all over the chair and it stuck inside of plastic. It sits in plastic all day so it smell like just like fumes of plastic. Anyway, what's up, guys? We're gonna get out of here. We just want to do a quick catch up. Say hi, say hello. Leave a comment. Let us know if you watch this episode. All right? Let us know what's going on in your lives. Hit us up. Hit us with the comments. Thank you so much. If you're on Spotify, we appreciate you because we have been doing incredible on Spotify. First off, shout out to Spotify for giving us a chance and helping us and promoting us. We have 10 times the amount of views on Spotify than we do on YouTube and it's really crazy. Shout out to Spotify for actually allowing us to be. Thank you so much. Go follow us. Dope. You podcast on Spotify. Dopashusualpodcast.com for all info for everything. We have merch. We got everything you can think of. Go to zoomies.com and buy Ethic or no, go to ethica.com and buy the dope. As usual. Collab. We have our underwear. Collab with Ethica. Or if you're in Zoomies, you can buy them in person, but if you're going to order them, just order them through Ethica. Cut out having to go through another site. Just go to Ethica. But in person. Head to Zoomies. But if they are out ethica.com he'll be tan.

[B]

Yeah. That's a fact. Yeah, we're gonna fuse these freckles together.

[A]

These freckles together. Incredible.

[B]

Put a little polo on me. I mean, looking like a whole new guy.

[A]

I like it.

[B]

And by the way, something new. They just let us know. If you get Spotify Premium, there's gonna. There's no ads baked into the episodes anymore. Oh, so if you're watching on Spotify, there's ads that normally run. That's how we keep the lights on. Just like. Like on a monetized YouTube account. But now they're offering the Spotify Premium. If you get that, then there's not the ads. So just letting you guys know.

[A]

Does that mean we get less monetization?

[B]

No, they. They have it worked out with the premium program and stuff like that. So with the views, it's just. It's for the. It's for the.

[A]

It's for the user experience. Yeah, I get it. I have Spotify Premium. I know I probably. They probably just give me a code, but yeah, here's your account. You have to pay for it. I just pay for it anyway. It's fine. We're contributing and that money's every time you watch us. It helps.

[B]

Shout out to Spotify.

[A]

Also, dope is Yola on Spotify. I'm gonna start uploading all of my story times on there.

[B]

Please.

[A]

Over it. Over. YouTube's just killing my channel. I'm gonna just post on Spotify too. Like it. Thank you guys for being here. We appreciate you. Let's get out of here.

[B]

Thank you guys for making it all possible. We appreciate you guys.

[A]

Yeah. Every Friday, dope as usual.compodcast.com unrestricted. Go watch. Understood. To the new episode. Every single Friday. Completely unrestricted. Anything we want to do, anything you want to show, anything you want to say, clips. It's great. It's ridiculousness. R rated, basically. And America's Funniest Home Videos with horrible things and a bunch of weed. All right, guys, I'm. Hi. Thank you for being here. I appreciate you and the Dopa Jola channel every Monday and Thursday. There's new videos every Monday and Thursday at 3 o'. Clock. Dopasyolo.com for all tickets. Go check it out. Click the ticket sales and our ticket screen. You'll see all the dates I have. Come check out a show. It's been really fun. Having a lot of fun. It's been sick as hell. Thank you guys for coming. If you've met your shows, thank you for being there. That's it.

[B]

Good. Well, mahalo. We appreciate you guys.

[A]

Well, mahalo.

[B]

About to be in Hawaii. We're coming back next week with a three hour plus banger with Arakan.

[A]

Damn. Flew by though.

[B]

That was fun. It was a great episode. Looking forward to that.

[A]

Thank you for being here. I appreciate you. I think next solo episode we do nothing but stories and structure it. Let's do that next time I'm done. Let's do like an hour and a half of four stories or something. I feel like the first season of of solo episodes we did nothing but stories because it was a new audience. And then we stopped because we're like, well, let's just tell other stuff then we need a story time with like a fire. What if we did an episode around a fire? There's a little fire here and died of smoke inhalation. No exits, on camera. Sick. Oh, with no exits. Yeah, I know, right? Okay, I will put my shoulder through this wall. If there's no exit, there's a door behind this. We sealed ourselves in season two. Like idiots. Forgot that. We should probably leave that open. Nope. Shut ourselves in. It's sick. Guys, thank you for being here. We appreciate you. From Marty and I. This has been the dope as usual podcast. Do all the YouTube stuff. If all the Spotify stuff, leave a review, leave a comment on Spotify, shout out to Spotify for listening to us and allowing comments. Now. We did that. Let's go YouTube. Thank you so much for allowing us to live there, I guess. We appreciate you guys. Thank you for being here. It's been the dope usual podcast. Have a dope ass day. Perfect, Perfect, Perfect.