The Wild Return of That Mexican OT!

Summary

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast

Episode: The Wild Return of That Mexican OT!

Hosts: Marty O'Neill & Thomas Araujo
Guest: That Mexican OT
Release Date: May 19, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively episode features the highly anticipated return of rap sensation That Mexican OT. The hosts and their guest dive into a freewheeling, uncensored conversation that weaves from wild Texas fight stories and rap career reinventions to discussions about family, Mexican stereotypes, European adventures, and the subtle details of weed culture. OT reflects on his music rebirth, the impact of family legacy, and the unpredictable, sometimes dangerous, but always hilarious world he inhabits.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Morning Rituals & Texas Vibes

• The episode opens with breakfast burritos, tater tots, and a stoner morning vibe, setting the stage for a relaxed, comedic atmosphere.
• Pirate jewelry and thoughts about outlaws spark a tangent about pirates, gangsters, and historical outlaws.
• Memorable Quote [01:22]:
  C (OT): “Dude, they're the gangsters of the water.”

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2. Fighting, Respect, and Texas Law

• The group riffs on legendary fighters, movies (Rambo, Inglourious Basterds), and their own fistfight histories.
• OT explains the "invisible line of respect" in Texas and the concept of mutual combat:

  [09:24] C: “In Texas, it’s like hold on, bitch, I will shoot your ass. ... There's a law out there in Texas, like, you can fight in front of the law ... mutual combat.”

• The hosts compare their fight histories, touching on the morality and adrenaline of violence, and the culture of self-reliance and standing up for oneself.
• [16:06] B (Marty): “I got self-defense insurance.”
  A (Thomas): “That’s the whitest you ever said to me.”
• Discussion of "OGs," father figures, and those who “set examples” in fights.

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3. Family, DNA, and Legendary Parents

• OT shares hilarious and jaw-dropping stories about his father, Chuck, “already being treated like a rapper” and legendary KO stories:

  [14:25] C: “My dad just knocked him out. Flew right off his chair, knocked him out. His [girlfriend] hit the floor. She’s trying to wake him up… [then] play my song.”

• Reflections on how family legacy shapes one’s identity as an artist, fighter, and person.

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4. Texas Culture, Vehicles, and Law-Bending

• Conversation turns to Texas truck culture, illegal diesel mods, and outmaneuvering the law.
• OT brags about his high-speed, custom “Reaper” truck, and the crew debates gas prices, diesel laws, and the joy of truck upgrades.

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5. Weed, Authenticity, and Smoking Culture

• Deep complaint about “the state of the weed game,” missing the days of simple Ziploc bags, hating trendy packaging and weak strains:

  [34:05] C: “I like my weed from my drug dealer. In the Ziploc bag.”

• Taste-testing various sodas vs. “poppy” healthy versions and the addictive nature of soda for ex-fat kids.
• Emotional discussion of food, dieting, and the struggle to avoid carbs and soda.

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6. That Mexican OT’s Artistic Revival & New Album

• OT opens up about feeling burnt out in music and finding joy again by focusing on personal, family-inspired projects:

  [36:19] C: “I felt like my whole life my music was about my mama... now I’m working on ‘Sophie Son’... It’s for my mama. I love every song, every feature, every skit.”

• Building a home studio, adapting to fatherhood, and creating from a place of genuine excitement again.
• [39:28] C: “I just like seeing my bloodline… my bloodline rising. Look at his back, he’s getting ripped!”

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7. Animals, Country Life & Wild Encounters

• OT describes the semi-chaos of his Texas property: pigs, ponies, fish, and even discussions of noodling (catching catfish with your arm):

  [63:06] A: “So apparently I said I’m gonna shove my arm into the water and let something bite me…”

• Alligators, bull sharks, country security (‘lock the doors’ sermon), and tales of rural dangers.

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8. Stereotypes and Identity

• Dissecting the bizarre “lazy Mexican” stereotype and regional surprises about the lack of Mexicans in some American cities.
• Stories about cross-cultural identities, black and Mexican influences in southern gangs, and inclusivity in music and community.

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9. Rapper Life, Grills & Bling

• Hilarious, sometimes cringey, deep-dive into the world of grills (permanent vs. pullouts), the culture of “flossing,” and the presence of Johnny Dang.

  [73:37] C: “I want to be able to floss… with my grill on. I think it looks sick.”

• The reality of owning expensive jewelry in a city like LA: always being on guard.

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10. Dreams, Paranoia & Violence Survival

• Sharing nightmares of getting robbed, losing treasured possessions, and the ever-present adrenaline of city life.
• OT and Thomas recount lessons about locks, vigilance, and the real dangers experienced in rural and urban America:

  [83:26] A: “A tweaker was running around … Door was unlocked. Killed two of the kids with a pitchfork … You gotta lock the doors.”

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11. Uncles, Family Lore, and Wild Stories

• Stories about “throwed” (crazy) uncles, family members eating frogs and worms, and the generational wildness that contributes to OT’s legend.

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12. Closing Topics

• MMA, fighting predictions (Ronda Rousey), free hash and weed (with great joy shown in real time), and shoutouts to fans and sponsors.
• Sneak peeks at new music and future plans; OT promoting “Sophie Son.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Texas Combat Law:

  [09:24, OT]: “There’s a law out there in Texas … mutual combat. Like if me and you got a problem, and I'm like—you're down for it, I'm down for it, the law’s right here watching us. Let’s fucking get it.”

• On family legacy and music:

  [36:19, OT]: “I felt like my whole life my music was about my mama… now I’m working on ‘Sophie Son’… It’s for my mama.”

• On the struggle of soda addiction:

  [55:07, OT]: “Hey, bro. I knew it was bad when I’d wake up out of my sleep, Marty. I’d wake up, crack one.”

• On stereotypes and what he sees:

  [43:03, OT]: “If anything with Mexican stereotype, like, oh, he’s gonna hit cocaine all night and get up at three in the morning and still go to work!”

• On grills and flossing:

  [73:37, OT]: “I want to be able to floss… with my grill on. I think it looks sick.”

• On LA’s unpredictability:

  [76:30, Thomas]: “LA’s GTA, dude. People get spawned everywhere, you know…”

• On unlocking family wildness:

  [90:12, OT]: “My uncle, hey, that was murdering people. He was doing some crazy shit.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [06:09] — UFC/MMA culture, Jake Paul and Nate Diaz fights
• [09:24] — Texas fighting laws (“mutual combat”) and respect
• [14:25] — Legendary “Chuck” story (OT’s Dad)
• [35:41] — OT discusses his renewed passion for music and “Sophie Son”
• [39:28] — OT on fatherhood and family legacy
• [63:06] — Noodling stories: wild fishing with hands
• [73:37] — Grills: permanence vs. pull-outs, Johnny Dang
• [83:26] — Rural crime, paranoia, and the necessity of vigilance

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Tone & Style

• Raw, comedic, and deeply authentic: The show’s tone is unfiltered and filled with street-smart, irreverent humor.
• Camaraderie & storytelling: The hosts’ and guest’s mutual respect and long history make for electric, loose back-and-forths.
• Cultural confidence: OT’s pride in his family, heritage, and Texas roots shine through the conversation.

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Final Words

The episode is a high-energy, laugh-out-loud ride through the mind and experiences of That Mexican OT, filtered through the laid-back, weed-influenced lens of the DOPE AS USUAL podcast. Fans get a rare glimpse into OT’s personal growth, artistic rebirth, and the wild Texas culture that shaped him, all wrapped in the hilarious, rapid-fire banter that makes this show a viral phenomenon.

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Sophie Son coming soon — keep an ear out for OT’s new project and more legendary stories in future episodes!

Transcript

[A]

Oh, you can. Perfect, Perfect, Perfect. We're ready to start. What's up, guys? How you doing? We're here, we're hanging out. We. We are early morning burritos, smoking weed. Welcome. My co host, Marty o'. Neal.

[B]

Finest burritos, by the way.

[A]

The finest fin. Doritos. It was really bomb.

[C]

I didn't want to say nothing cuz I didn't want to sound like I was tripping. But when you said something, I was like, yeah, them h are banging. Took out the potatoes and put tater tots. That was pretty dope.

[A]

What's up, guys? Sorry. That was a fat ass entrance.

[C]

Work on your sauce though.

[A]

Yeah, the sauces were dookie. I will say that. They were, they were, they were. They were dookie. Guys, welcome back. Ot, ot, what's up? How you doing? How you doing? Shirtless? Yeah, shirtless. Got a. A pile of pirates booty just on the table.

[C]

I've always loved pirates. Mouth like their grills like that.

[A]

Oh, pirates. Their actual teeth. Yeah, Most of them are not even real.

[B]

They invented that.

[C]

Like.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, they did.

[C]

Jumping on your boat, taking everything, grabbing your teeth, pulling them out, shoving it in there.

[A]

Like, oh, I have decay. Give me your tooth. Stick their tooth in.

[C]

Dude, they're the gangsters of the water.

[A]

I gotta be honest though. Unless their boats real fast, I would see them coming. No one's gonna sneak up like, whoa, where'd that ship come from? What the.

[C]

You think so?

[A]

I mean, back then with like, with like Pirates of the Caribbean type. Yeah, like, yo, they're attacking us. They're 40 minutes out. We can see them.

[C]

I don't. I mean, I don't know, bro. What? Pearl Harbor. Then they use the goddamn.

[A]

That was a whole different kind of ship.

[C]

Oh, was it?

[A]

I'm talking about pirate ships like the Goonies, man. Navy assassin, 100,000 men.

[C]

I mean, bro, they. They use the shape of the earth though, is what I was saying. Like, you know, that's how they. That, that's how they were hiding. They shot.

[A]

Oh, I see what you're saying. But you don't think.

[C]

You don't think they had cannons like that? Pirates days.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But not like Pearl harbor technology. This is Jap. Was there Japanese pirates?

[C]

I'm sure, bro, I'm sure those are the scariest ones.

[A]

Besides Vikings.

[C]

Vikings were damn near pirates, right?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, for sure. They would just come. Well, hey, man, we're gonna take everything and kill your whole family. Like, why we need it. Oh, we need it. What if they Just give it to you. Nah, I gotta kill you too. Well, you're an man.

[C]

US Government, they want nobody coming back.

[A]

Walking dead. The.

[B]

No, they got to take out the whole bloodline. They don't want any vengeance coming up and.

[A]

You know what I mean, to come back years later.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. A son get older, he become a bad to take you down.

[A]

Yeah. You know, that's how they talk, too, Even if they're American. It just happens when revenge happens, you just get that accent.

[C]

Yeah, you become like scat. Scott Atkinson.

[A]

Scott Hackett. Who's that?

[C]

Boyka. Undisputed. The Fighting Movies.

[A]

Oh, Boyka.

[C]

The.

[A]

The. I thought you were talking about the guy the. The guy that beats all the German Nazi guys. What's. What's that. What's that movie called? Juice Juku. What is it?

[C]

I'd love to watch it.

[B]

Can you.

[A]

Can you Google? Guy fights off German warrior, German soldiers. It's one dude.

[C]

You ever seen mfkz? No.

[A]

What is that?

[C]

It's like a. It's an animation. It's pretty dope. It's based out here in Cali. Yeah, it's pretty dope. You should watch it. I remember they use Lucha. Those are Lucha Lords of fighting the Nazis and Hitler.

[A]

What?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

No, I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that. That sounds incredible. They're over there doing wrestling moves on Nazis.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Stomping the ground for the sound.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yo, in this movie, this guy's beating up all these Germans, right? And there's some in the water. My fault.

[C]

I don't mean to cut you off. I think Vince Staples is in that movie, too. The mfkz.

[A]

Oh, I never see. It was new.

[C]

Oh, it's a little new.

[A]

Well, I mean, it's not like old, because Miss Stables ain't old.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

This fool goes underwater and cuts these Germans throats and then sucks the air out their neck so you can stay underwater. Just cut. Next. Swimming through the lake. It's really disgusting, honestly, but that's how he does it.

[C]

That's a killer right there.

[A]

He's a killer. Dude Survivor. I watched it. It's. He'd be dead. I could have killed that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just give me a hand, guy. I'm gonna shoot him twice in the head.

[C]

A lot better.

[A]

But he. He did. He was Rambo, but like, of. Of Russia or whatever movie I was watching, but it was nuts. Dude, that's it.

[C]

That's it.

[A]

What's it called?

[B]

Sisu.

[A]

Sisu. There you go. Not Juku. These two.

[C]

What was.

[A]

Do the underwater scene.

[C]

What was Rambo's race?

[A]

Italian?

[C]

Well, yeah, but, like, like, in.

[A]

I think they never really said, honestly. John Rambo.

[C]

Okay. Sounds like American name.

[A]

Yeah, no, no, for sure he's American, but he was Italian from. I mean, he's Italian, but American. Look at this. Go, go. Like, in the middle. In the middle where he's underwater,

[C]

bruh.

[A]

Gross. Gross. Just blood. Like a shark.

[C]

Just like a homeboy ate beans and

[A]

earlier

[C]

ain't even been brushing his teeth. Shitty booty ass breast.

[B]

Got no disposable toothbrush.

[C]

Yeah, God damn.

[A]

You know what's funny?

[C]

And then the sergeant's like, get the.

[A]

He doesn't. He doesn't. He shoots the guy that snipes his ass.

[C]

Oh, my God. And they're all Russians.

[A]

Germans.

[C]

Those are Germans. What was that movie with Toby and.

[A]

And Spider Man?

[C]

Yeah, that one.

[A]

That one, too.

[C]

It was Tobey Maguire and. And Brad Pitt.

[A]

A war movie?

[C]

Yeah, it was a war movie. He had a bat and was, like, beating the dog out of this dude's face, I think.

[A]

Oh, I never seen it. Are you sure it's Toby Maguire and Brad Pitt? You talking about Inglorious Bastards, but it's not. It's not Toy Maguire. I don't know who you're talking about. Mix it up. But it's in Glorious Bastards. That's a badass movie, man. Okay. Speaking of punching people's faces in this one. Calls me the other day, it's like, hey, man, I'm gonna go to the Nate Diaz fight. Do you want to come with me and get high? I'm like, yeah, of course. So that's what we're doing today, dude.

[C]

I ain't gonna lie. I hope he slaps the out of him and then finds me in the crowd and points at me. Hey, and. And I. Bro. And I. And I love Nate, and I love that he's a dog. I love that he's a gangster. I love the way he carry himself. I love his morals. I love how he fights. But I think Mike Perry tough, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[A]

Yeah. He has jaws like this.

[C]

Yeah. Mike Perry, bro.

[B]

I still think Nate's been off Nate. When's Nate's last MMA fight? Is some years ago. Right. Like, it's been a minute.

[C]

Yeah. Mike been fighting lately or what?

[A]

I don't know. Yeah, yeah, he was at the last. Before the last bkfc. We were at my.

[C]

Perry.

[A]

Yeah. And they just fought Jake Paul recently. Yeah, he was back in the UFC also.

[C]

That's What? It was. He fought Jake Paul. Did he lose?

[A]

Yeah, he lost.

[C]

Shut the. Jake Paul's whooping that ass.

[A]

Jake Paul can probably box all of us and probably win. Technically, he's not going to beat. I don't think he's beating up boxers. I don't think he's really beating up boxers.

[C]

I don't think he beating up Mayweather.

[A]

Then he beat me. No, that was Logan Paul. Yeah, Logan six. Yeah, he fought Flame with her. Logan Paul fought Floyd Mayweather and all

[B]

those goofy ass fights just.

[A]

Logan Paul was hitting hard as. You forget he's six, three big as. Yeah, like, oh, yeah, you're big. You're just a YouTuber. You're goofy, but you're big. Yeah, he was hitting Floyd Mayweather so hard you could tell he's like, oh.

[C]

Oh, for real.

[A]

He was hitting him, but he wasn't taking no damage. But you could tell he's like, oh, this is why I fight guys my, my size. This is why 8 inches on him. Dude, look at. Yeah, that's the fight I forgot all about. He was rocking him but not like landing anything. If it's a video game, he's still holding block, but his life's going down a little.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Like nothing crazy was happening.

[B]

Like, I feel like Nate probably doesn't really give a about this fight, but I just want a W for him.

[C]

I want the W. Yo, speaking of

[A]

fighting, every time I this fool takes a call and I'm with him and he's with somebody that he knows from before in school. You knew someone in school, it always comes up. Texas fools just beat the out of each other all the time. It's just fist fighting all the time. Hey, remember when he knocked that. Yeah, I remember when he knocked his ass. Knocked his two through his lip, like.

[C]

Yeah, Well, I mean, what it is, bro, is like in Texas, we have that invisible. Bless you. We have that invisible line of respect I'll be talking about over here in Cali. Like, you can't even have guns.

[B]

So.

[C]

And, and if I rob you, what are you gonna do? You gonna shoot me? No. You're gonna jump for life. Give it all up. In Texas, it's like, hold on, bitch, I will shoot your ass. You know, and they know that. And, and then not only that, I feel like just hand it like, bro, there's a, there's a, there's a, a law out there in Texas. Like, you can fight in front of the law. Like, if you combat. Yeah, mutual combat. Like if me and you got a problem And I'm like, you're down for it. I'm down for it. The law's right here watching us. Let's fucking get it.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's a trip.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Every time.

[C]

But it's because, like we're. I feel like it's like that cuz we're so big on respecting morals and just. Just respecting people, treating them to kind. So when it get there, it's like you really took a hit. Like, we need to handle this, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You got homework with me. So. And. And then, and then fighting is just fun, bro. It's just some manly ass.

[A]

Body's just fun. I just don't like.

[C]

I mean, bro. I mean, bro, that's why you gotta be bad. Get the out the way.

[A]

Just move.

[C]

Yeah. Don't let that punch you.

[A]

Dude, I've been in like three fights my whole life. What?

[C]

Yeah. I feel like you would have grew up fighting.

[A]

No, no, I grew up. All right. If I've been in like two or three fights where we're like punching each other, I've been in like four fights where I'm like, dude, do you really want me slam you on the ground over and over. You know, when you're under, like fifth grade, it's like, yeah, do you want to keep fighting? Kick somebody, little kid. But no, I've only punched one person in the face ever my whole life.

[C]

Hey, I remember. I remember the first purse, the first time I punched somebody and it felt disgusting. Like, I remember I hit somebody and I failed to travel through my arm and I was like, damn, that felt nasty as right was the first time

[A]

you got in where you're like, oh, I punched you in the face.

[C]

Nah. Cause I was punching in the face before. It was just that one time. Like, I've just never had something connect so beautifully.

[A]

I just taking it the different ways. Perfect, actually.

[C]

Yeah, it was. It was a perfect punch, but it felt nasty. That's how perfect it was. Like that. Like I hit him. I ain't even hit him hard. I think I just hit him perfect and like I felt it crack and then like I felt the travel to my shoulder.

[A]

I've never had enough practice punching people in the face. I always punch them in the chest. Like it's what I was fighting.

[C]

I'm punching the gut a lot. Yeah.

[A]

I just feel bad. Like, what if I hit him in the face and he died?

[C]

Nah, hell no. It's not even that.

[A]

Oh, that's what I thought.

[C]

Sometimes I can't reach the face.

[A]

Well, it's just cuz stature.

[C]

Yeah. So I'mma chop this tree down. I'mma get in your pocket, you know,

[A]

and I'mma kiss all over you, get you all grossed out. Then I'm start beating you.

[C]

That's the tech dude start throwing ass on you, you ain't going to know what to do.

[A]

You're going to uppercut you.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[B]

How did that video happen to Chuck? Walking down the street through that fight.

[A]

That was not anything to a Chuck. That was just a random fight, man.

[C]

It's so crazy. Y' all seen that video?

[A]

It popped up because people kept tagging me because it's like, this guy's wearing a push tree shirt. Go who? And you can see it, dude. He's like that. Hope you guys won't bending me so I gotta knock one. And they just kept going.

[C]

Chuck like that though. Like, like he the type of. Like, he the type of one, like,

[A]

go, he's not gonna hurt you. He's like, I'm gonna bug punk you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

If you want to fight, I'll fight you right now.

[C]

Nice. Yeah, but, yeah, him fighting too. But like, let's say if we at the house and like, like me and some other dude got into it, he'd

[A]

be like, go, oh, I see what you're saying.

[C]

Get in there. You know, like. Or like if his homeboy and his other homeboy would get. He like all. All that talking. Get in there.

[A]

I mean, he's just one of those guys, man. Look at the. He's built like your dad reminds me of pit bulls that are very, very calm, but they still like that. Like, they're still breathing kind of hard. You know, the dogs are chilling. It's like every time I see him, he's constantly shadow boxing.

[C]

Yeah. Because he know what he gonna do. He do damage.

[A]

Yeah, I could say.

[C]

I've seen. I've seen it. Hey, I've heard this. I actually wasn't here for this one. My little brother and Buddy Hudson told me this one. His name's Buddy Hudson, not my Buddy Hudson.

[A]

Oh, what a sick. Like a realtor. Buddy Hudson. How you doing?

[C]

Anyway, so a long story short, you know, my dad ends up getting into it with this dude and. And the dude's got his girl sitting on his lap, and he's sitting in the chair, and it's this tall dude. And he was like, you think you're tough? My dad's looking up to him. You think you're tough? And you hear me? Yeah. And homeboy, he looks at his and he Looks back at my dad and just laughs in his face, right? Like, man, this fool. Like, you're tripping. And my dad just knocked him out. Flew right off his chair, knocked him out. His hit the floor. She's trying to wake him up.

[A]

She got the impact through his body.

[C]

Hey.

[A]

And.

[C]

And he just lays him on the floor. And he turns around, he looks at the dj,

[A]

play my song.

[C]

Yeah, like turn the beast back up. It just started bobbing his head. Homeboy let sleep behind them.

[A]

Yo, you know how many people I've met where they say they embellish? Yeah, everybody knows me, man. Yeah, every. I used to run up and I didn't believe. I mean, I knew your dad's real, but when he said, yeah, everybody knows, man, I'm like, all right, every. We passed.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

If it wasn't even in the setting of the event. We were just anywhere. What's up, Chuck? I take a picture.

[C]

But yeah, well, what it is, Chuck was already being treated like a rapper way before I was even around.

[A]

He said he owned a night, a bar, the Spot, or he used to have the bar in Austin. Like, I know a lot of people from the bar scene out here.

[C]

Well, yeah, he would always be around and around and. But he was. He was just that Molly, you know,

[A]

he was just the Molly. Yeah, y', all, dude, no, it's. I just think it's in you. Yeah, it's definitely in you. But the first time you fought, you said. Or the fight, you connected. It was disgusting. Like I said, I still like it. I always feel like I was gonna not get up if I. What are the odds? I actually hit somebody, go, I'm going to jail. I'm the nicest guy. I'm going to jail for a fight. Could you imagine? I knock somebody out, kill them, I go to prison.

[C]

Yeah, I guess I don't think of that.

[B]

That's all I think about.

[A]

I'd be so mad, you know, mad. I'd be going, all right, there's four years left. I gotta speak Spanish.

[B]

And I got self defense insurance. You ever hear that?

[A]

You have what?

[B]

Self defense insurance.

[A]

It's the whitest you ever said to me like that. I got self defense insurance. That's white privilege, Marty.

[C]

Nice.

[A]

What does it do? What does it mean, kill somebody? Self defense?

[C]

Yeah, if you.

[B]

If you act in self defense, you know, I mean, and you end up going to jail for it, you're good. They're going to pull up, they're ready, they're there for you on call 24 7.

[C]

I got this one, right? The no Tipper.

[A]

That's cool.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. So. Yeah, the only time I ever. I mean, I put so many people hard as I could and slam kit, you know, it was just fighting. And the only time I ever punched somebody in the face, I was like, all right, I'll do it. And my fear is, like, I always. In my dreams, I hit somebody. Doesn't do what happens. If it happens in real life, I'm like, oh, I'm weak.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What the.

[C]

That sucks.

[A]

It sucks. But I punched one person in the face once. It is. And this fool's feet went straight in the air. He was knocked asleep when. No, he's dead. It was our nephew's dad.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The only person ever punched, and he went straight to sleep. I'm like, oh, he's going to jail

[C]

for a tweaker, man. I've hit people, and it sound like a. Like a dapper, Like a clap, like a.

[A]

It's up. That's a jaw. That's what that means. It's popping out. They don't like fighting.

[C]

It's not even about hitting them hard. Just hitting them perfect. You know, I've been. I've been hit hard as, too, though, bro. Like, I ain't gonna lie. I've been rocked.

[A]

It's the first time you got smacked and you went, all right, well, maybe you're better than me, man.

[C]

You kids.

[A]

Yeah, no, that's. That's all normal. Like, we've all been. I got jumped as a child.

[C]

I'm talking about to where it mattered to her.

[A]

Fool's like, hey, you're gonna kill him. Knock it off. After, like, 13, 14 is when he got serious.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean? As soon as people started putting on muscle.

[C]

Yeah, that. Yeah. That little. That man's strength.

[A]

Yeah, that's when it popped in. Everybody got a beard early. It's like he hits too hard, him.

[C]

Yeah, Yeah. I ain't gonna lie. I've been hit. I've been dropped hard. Like, I've been. I've been picked up and slammed hard. Hell yeah.

[A]

Recently?

[C]

Nah. Hell no.

[A]

How the. Because real quick, guys, this will show me a picture one time, and I would have bet money it wasn't you. Yeah. You showed me a picture of some little ass Mexican.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Smiling with boots and Adam Sandler shorts on.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's not you. He goes, that was me. Yeah, that's five years ago. But no, it's not. It's not. That is not you. It took a lot. A lot of other Pictures to convince me.

[C]

Yeah, I had. I had abs and everything.

[A]

This was little dude. Yeah, it was a trip. He's still doing backflips.

[C]

Yeah, that rap money just got me.

[A]

That's literally what you told me the first time. Like, I got rap money got fat because I could eat anything I want now.

[C]

Whatever I wanted.

[A]

That's a true. It's true as. Because that picture is crazy. Look at that. Rocko and skinny as dude.

[C]

Yeah, I was. I was like a little more cut,

[A]

but I was as small as you.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you got a fat old dick. I'm not saying anything like that. I'm just saying, you know, I had a little more cut on me.

[A]

I wasn't implying that. I get what you're saying, Marty. When's the first time you ever got an actual fight?

[C]

Marty, I ain't gonna lie. I feel like people got you up. Nah, I feel like you've been in some fights.

[B]

No, I've been in a bunch of little squabbles.

[C]

And that's why I said, oh, yeah, he's squabbling. Yeah, I know you have.

[B]

I've never really. I've never. I've never flexed my full on somebody. I already know. If I. If I were to really.

[C]

A gangster. Don't even do that.

[B]

If I were to really do my. On somebody, it would be really bad. I feel it to this day.

[C]

Yeah, A lot.

[A]

Well, now you're getting grown man strength. But, Marty, I've been to some squabbles. You see that screw? That's Marty screw. He used to carry in his hand. So he knocked out during. During the walk. He used to carry that so you could pop. Pop fulls with it.

[C]

Oh, if somebody hit me with that, I'd be mad pissed.

[A]

But you bust my teeth out.

[C]

Yeah, I'd be mad.

[B]

I have to shoot you.

[A]

It's over.

[B]

I did kickboxing though, so I did a bunch of. I did like.

[C]

Oh, yeah, there you go. See, that's what I'm saying. You look like you even walk around like you got something on you. Yeah.

[A]

Like. Yeah,

[C]

not a gun. Like. Yeah, you walk around like you. You got some. Some show to work.

[B]

Appreciate that I be able to take that as a compliment.

[C]

For real.

[A]

Like. Yeah, yeah. My block doesn't understand. I like. I like that you see it. My neighbor saved this to me.

[C]

For real, though.

[B]

I'm notorious for full pressing. But like, you're saying when I do. Like, when I do, they're. They're fully in the wrong it's true though.

[C]

Hey, that's true. That's dope though. It ain't nothing like an example that need to be made.

[B]

That's it. If it's, if it's going to come to it, I'm in the right. So it's like you've done it like

[A]

12 times since I've known you. Now I had to press this guy, the first press ever. I had to press this like 10 year old gay kid this morning. Remember that? Well, he was talking to my daughter so I had to run up on him and press his little gay ass

[B]

mom and his mom.

[A]

He didn't have a dad. If he had a dad, I would have got him too. Did you tell you somebody bring your dad.

[C]

That's what he tells everybody about my daughter. I ain't playing.

[B]

Yeah, I mean season one.

[A]

How old is he? Dead? I ran up on it. That's what he told me. He's like. I ran up to him under my breath, let him know what I would do to him.

[B]

Oh, I'm the workaround hop out king. Like

[A]

you think you. Yeah, you think you're gay now? Just wait. What kind of threat is that? I don't fucking know. I'm mad, dude. Yeah, it sounds, it was scary.

[B]

Sounded real scary.

[A]

That's crazy as I can just imagine.

[C]

All red as

[A]

like Harrison Ford Hulk reddish. Marty's pissed.

[C]

You ever seen Sauce talk? So I was walking. Yeah, the spit be flying. Hey, when you, when you got that

[A]

spit flying, you're mad once you get this little white right here when you're yelling. I'm like, oh, he's. He's mad man.

[C]

Hey, that's how I be known. When he mad, I'm like, oh yeah, he got him hot cuz he, he don't give a. But you got to understand, bro, like Sauce is. I mean yes, he's a rapper, but like that is a real life gangster.

[A]

Yeah, I saw the video. Him boxing Maxo Cream. Yo, I guess you got slap box over there.

[C]

Oh yeah, I don't do that slap boxing.

[A]

That was too hard. I'm going to punch you real.

[C]

That's what I'm saying cuz. Like I've been slapped before and like, like it connected like clap, like clap. You know, like it sound like a dap up and hell no, I ain't playing that.

[A]

Even if we're playing.

[C]

I don't. I'd rather you punch me than slap me. For sure you slap me. I feel like a hoe. Yeah, you punch me. I'm like all right. We just fighting. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Yeah. That's why Dap slaps fools.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Daddy says punches gives you too much adrenaline. When you get punched, you start getting adrenaline.

[B]

Like, he's like, when I slap you, it's the highest form of disrespect I can do to you.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Without giving you, like, for real. Think of it. Pimps be slapping the out of hoes like.

[A]

Well, that's just not the damage. It's the merchandising. I don't want to bruise you, but I want to let you know. Yeah.

[C]

Is that what that is?

[A]

Is that what that is? I never heard of that before. This was acting all brand new. Is that what assault is? Oh, but yeah, no, I. I don't want to do any of that. I'm good. I'm good on the slap box and I'm good on the, on the.

[C]

I wanna. I got a buddy on Instagram. I ain't met him, but I with him too. On Instagram. And just as a fan. Okay. I just want you to let you hit it. Yeah. Smoking gyo Gyo, Gaio, rooster gyo. I can't think of his name. I know him as Gaia, but he from. He out there from Florida. He a bare knuckle fighter. Nasty. And I like him. I like him because like, like, yeah, he fight good. But like, like I say, like, you could just tell when got that little extra dig inside of them. That dog, you know that?

[A]

Oh, yeah, we know, we know some.

[C]

Yeah. You know, one bear like a. That's gonna die about it. Like, he's. He's okay with dying in the cage.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, that's what he signed up for. Yeah, that's what you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[A]

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[C]

We need to go to that and we need to go to the slap. The slap in power slap.

[A]

Oh, we need to go to. I hate that I watch it.

[B]

I watch all.

[A]

I don't. I watch every.

[C]

You seen, you seen homeboy? He looks like a crazy ass street fighter character. He's got the flat top and then the. The back piece right here and the.

[A]

Yeah, blonde, the black light skin black dude.

[C]

Hey bro, he's an animal.

[A]

Yeah, I watch a lot of it. It's up but I do, I watch a lot. And I'm so down to go.

[C]

Let's go.

[A]

I want to go. So we're gonna bare knuckle next week. It's in out here in Palm Springs. What? Yeah. Is that homie David Diaz.

[B]

Oh, that's next week.

[A]

Next 22nd.

[C]

Oh, I want to go.

[A]

It's 22nd. David Diaz, Palm Springs next next week.

[C]

What?

[A]

Today's the 7 16th. Is. Is it six days?

[C]

You going?

[A]

Yeah, I'm going.

[B]

We went last time we sat front row.

[A]

That was tough. Oh, we sat front row last week. I want to point me out, David. This full up came out right.

[C]

And I was like, oh, damn, that's hard. You're sweating. Really? There's blood, your blood on you n. That's hard. I like that.

[A]

Yeah, the bare knuckle shit's. Yo, the champ was going down.

[C]

I like it, I like it when punched him and like me and Marty

[A]

almost had to fight somebody in the crowd.

[C]

Dude, Marty gonna.

[A]

I looked at Marty, I was like, I even check looked at Mario C. And I saw Mar's eyes and went, oh, we're good.

[B]

No, I was locked in on some bad.

[A]

I didn't know cuz I was. Cuz a guy was yelling at me and I was talking to him and then I looked, he went, oh, Marty's gonna knock his ass out. Before I even got over there, I

[B]

was sitting next to the. The heavyweight BKFC champ. The dude came out like looking like a superhero. Yeah, I'm Sitting next to his wife. His wife, dude, literally, she's like in the seat next to me.

[A]

She's all dressed up like a WF wrestler with a big cape and all this crazy.

[B]

They came out matching.

[A]

Like they came out matching like on

[B]

some Bianca Montana's four type.

[A]

She came out sick.

[C]

Then I keep one of the ass on these chains like it's an asterisk.

[B]

But anyway, it was this drunk retired behind us.

[A]

He started doing a bunch of yelling at it.

[B]

Yelling at her hair.

[A]

Yeah, pulled her hair in her outfit, trying to yank her down.

[C]

Oh, I know he them up.

[A]

Well, no, this is what happened. Her man was going down. He was about to be knocked the out. He went down four times back to back to back. And it just went. Superman punches smack this full. Knocked him out.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just one in the crowd laid him out. Whole arena erupts because like, damn. We thought the champ was going down. Maybe Superman punches knocked one punch clean like a movie.

[B]

Insane.

[A]

Then the guy behind him was yelling at the champ the whole time. You're a. So he knew that was his wife. She was talking to her. The guy wins. He freaks out. Just starts trying to hit his wife.

[B]

I didn't see him pull the off her head. I knew he was like talking her

[A]

shit was on the ground. Did he pull her down? That's when he was on the ground trying to pull her.

[C]

Dude, the other dude, the hater.

[A]

The hater. And I was like, what the wrong with those? Yeah, I'm like, what the.

[C]

Thomas was.

[B]

Thomas was screaming at the security. Basically.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I was like, kill your job. Like, what? Like he just.

[B]

No, no, no. This was the funniest. Thomas was screaming at the security guards.

[C]

Judo. You should have Joe Rogan spinning back, kicked his ass.

[B]

But dude was like pilled out of his. You could tell. Dude's eyes were. He was clearly tweaking.

[A]

And he was big, as though I won't say no. He was white, man. Dude.

[B]

It took a long ass time for security to do anything because it felt like a long ass moment where I was. I in my mind I'm going.

[C]

I was worried about personal.

[A]

No, the champ just wants.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Losing their mind at the ring.

[C]

Nobody's looking.

[B]

It was hard to even know.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It was hard to tell like what the.

[A]

What the.

[B]

It's confusing to tell what the is going on.

[A]

She's like, we got him outside. They dragged him out security but a sideway and went. They're gonna go him up right now. Because she was like, don't worry. We'll get him right now.

[B]

She was so classy. This lady was acting like royalty. She was like, not even like she was. She was just above.

[A]

Yeah, she couldn't give.

[C]

A man just won. Yeah, he could just.

[A]

If he would have just went like this. Oh my God. He would have just jumped out the ring.

[B]

We were in the front row.

[C]

He saw in the fight.

[A]

He so into the fight, like. Yeah. I mean, it happened as he knocked him out. I was screaming, ah, what? The whole moment, dude.

[C]

Damn.

[A]

We almost had a fight at Bear.

[B]

It was weird. It was confusing. It was so confused because bro was behind me. So I. Right behind me, I see you freaking out. And I look back and he's looking all goofy.

[A]

He got so mad at me that I told him to get to eat a dick. So. You idiot, eat a dick. Get the out. He started charging me and that's when security just picked his ass. All right, good, good.

[B]

But then afterwards, the security guard comes back. Yo, bro, big fan. All this.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, cool. Thanks. Man. It took you so long. This lady was getting hit anyway. Bare knuckle, dude.

[C]

Fan of you, not her.

[B]

But now like three or four people got pulled out. I went to get a drink. I go up, get a drink. I get to the top of the

[C]

hella fans up there.

[B]

I'm like, yo, this is sick. We were like stars in there. There's hella fans in the bk.

[A]

Marty would get a drink.

[B]

But then as I walk back down, there's this drunk dad getting pulled up the ship, making a ass out of.

[A]

And I hear people screaming. I look up, Mar's like this in the stands. These guys are getting dragged out around him.

[B]

It was a great night.

[A]

Anyway, thanks Friday, man.

[C]

Hey, I love this og. Every time I come over here, I know you're gonna have that. And I look forward to that, cuz I'll be on the candy with Jody and my boy and burritos and og.

[A]

This is the early morning damn near sleep attack. Oh, bro, we were smoking outside in the overcast for like an hour. It's a good morning. It was a good morning, dude.

[C]

Seen a sick ass Texas truck, right, Dude?

[A]

You guys, this guy said his truck goes two. He's the highest he's got. It is 2:10. I didn't know trucks could go that fast, man.

[B]

It was a monster truck.

[C]

They. They be deleting, bro. You delete that diesel.

[A]

I didn't know that was a thing.

[C]

You bad. Like I say, I think it's illegal in Texas. I don't. It Is illegal in Texas. I don't know if it's illegal over here.

[A]

If it's illegal in Texas, it's illegal here for sure. Well, maybe not in the weed.

[C]

Look it up. I. I highly doubt it.

[B]

What? That's. How do I search that? What is the. What do you. What is the.

[C]

Is it illegal to delete diesel? Gotcha in California,

[A]

So. Yes. You can't even stop a fool robbing you.

[C]

Hey, that shit's good, bro. He was making that look good as earlier on.

[A]

Go see that big ass chicken bowl. Is that good? Yeah, this was high. He young.

[C]

Oh, this good.

[B]

Illegal in all 50 states.

[A]

Oh,

[C]

yeah. Yeah, Be doing it, dude.

[A]

He had fog lights in the back of his treasure. When the cops came behind me, I went to blind him. He goes, yeah. As if it was like, of course. What the else do I have before? What the. His license plate just turns off black. It was black right now.

[C]

Yeah, it goes. Goes down, dude.

[A]

Yeah. Carbon fiber. I couldn't even get up there.

[C]

It was dumb.

[A]

Steering wheel was like a race car charger. Steering wheel crawl. Carbon fiber.

[C]

The emblems designed like. He got the emblems and threw them where the. The stock ones are. But it's reaper, so it's like a reaper, you know, that's what the truck's called, the reaper.

[B]

I don't know about this.

[A]

I didn't even know trucks did that. I know trucks did that, but real quick.

[C]

Yeah, because death, if you have diesel, has deaf. You know what deaf is? You never had a deep man get you a diesel truck, son.

[A]

You know, it's California gas prices, like $8.

[C]

How much? Hey, I ain't gonna last like 250 for me to fill my up right now.

[A]

Oh, 250. I thought you said 250 a gallon. So right now it's like 680ish over here.

[C]

To fill up.

[A]

No, 680 a gallon. So to fill up my. That one was like 145 the other day.

[C]

145.

[A]

Not too much. Yeah, it's 20 something. 21 gallon, I think.

[C]

Yeah. I don't lie, but thank God we're blessed.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I remember the day ago. Hey, you won't come over? Do you want to put it on a blunt or something?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, man, I remember those. Give me $2.48.

[C]

I was smuggling with my boy Josh. We had just got done getting out the gym, and Josh is like, yeah, next time I'll bring some weed and match you and all that. I was like, I heard that in a while. Yeah.

[A]

As soon as I got a pound, I'm like, you got to match me.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And then not only that, like these not smoking. What we smoking?

[A]

No, I'm going to match you a ounce of trash to your blunt.

[C]

It's so. It's so sad how weak the. The weed game is now. I feel like everybody's spending so much money on packaging to make it look cool that they're losing the. The weed.

[A]

All the weed that's really good is going for higher to certain people head stash. Like the good weed's gone. It's like already spoken for all the candies. And that looks. Looks okay. But smokes like there's 900 pounds of that everywhere.

[C]

That punch. And remember the purple punch doesn't do anything to you.

[A]

It's like drinking lemon water. And like that's good for you, I guess.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's not gonna make you give me a lemonade. This tastes like nothing. That's what purple punch is, dude. It doesn't do.

[C]

And it's crazy on how many people are just okay with smoking that masses like in their mind. Like, oh, it's a side look at the package.

[A]

Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it let him run it. There's somebody out there making the rent off that dude. It run is sad though. It is sad.

[C]

Like, like I'm. I like dudes, my. I love my weed from my drug dealer. And the Ziploc bagging.

[A]

I like this. I like the bags that you fold.

[C]

Yeah, the little sandwich bags.

[A]

I like the sandwich as you fold. Not as much as a Ziploc. I like the fold ones. If it's under a half zip, a full. If it's a zip, I'll take a Ziploc. Yeah, it's an ounce. I'll take a pull out Ziploc. It's just. I don't remember those quarterbacks. They were like longer rectangle bags. They had the zip top. I'll fit a 10 grams in that. Go camping or something. That that's like makes you want to go outside.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Eating a jar with packaging goes like,

[C]

makes me feel now I'm not gonna lie. I love weed in the jar.

[A]

This right here?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But the slightly smaller one. I think it's slightly smaller one.

[C]

The one that you look at. Yeah. When I'll be on tour, I'll be having like fat ass pickle jars.

[A]

Oh yeah, those are cool with the little lines on them.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. I wanted to ask you a question.

[C]

What's up?

[A]

I kind of feel like with Myself, I was doing the same. So when we talked about it last time, like, yeah, I feel you. Like, the past couple years, I just been kind of pissed off and rapping to rap, not rap, because I want to make hella sick. Rapping because I'm a rapper. Like, I'm not having as much fun as I used to. That's kind of how I felt was like, I'm making videos, I make videos. I'm not like. I'm just kind of like phoned it in in my brain in terms of like having hella fun. And then you said last time, I'm making music. I'm happy. I'm stoked again to make music right now. Yeah. And what's going on? So explain, explain. What do you mean? Last couple years you've been on. On some like, yeah, I make music. And now it's more like, yo, I get to make music.

[C]

Yeah. I don't know. It just. Even. Even the. That I was making, I just wasn't feeling it. I think just overall in life, I wasn't feeling it. Just going through so much that behind closed doors that people, you know, and it's like. But I'm still even kind of going through now. But my music, like, I'm just happy with my music again. You know what I'm saying? Happy. My. My home is like, it's. It's just like charging my batteries. But I. The music I've been doing, I've been working on Sophie, son, I'm excited about that. I love every song on there. I love every feature on there. I love. I love everything about my skits. And it's for my mama. I think that's why I love it the most, because I was going through it and I'm like, wow, I got what? I can't think of nothing to rap. What could I rap about? What? And I just felt like I couldn't make music about nothing. And then I was like, what the did I talk about this is gonna be easy? And I was like, Sophie, I felt like my whole life my music was about my mama. You know what I'm saying? And I just. I just started doing that. And then from there, it just started getting me back in the groove. And now I'm working on another one. And I'm loving the I'm doing for that one, you know? And I just got back in this pocket, even found like a new little cool swag. And I'm loving it. I dropped still Virgil and they with that tough.

[A]

I even told you when you said to Me like this feels like four years ago.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[A]

This makes me feel like, oh, let's hop off the car or something.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You know, I mean, like see. But I'm gonna play it again. So when I pull up, it's the say it's the song I kind of like because I'm almost there. But it just changed. We've all done it. Don't say that you haven't. Yeah, you haven't played the games. That's the song.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to show you some too later. I wanted to show you when we jumped in the truck, but I'm just chilling a lot of the that I. And then I finally built a studio in my house. I've never done that. Finally got one at my house.

[A]

It's new that I didn't see that.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that. That front room that I got. I fucking. I soundproofed it. Got my interface mic, the speakers and all that good shit. Yeah. So I'm finally just in there, locking in. I used to like moving around and. But having my little boy, it's like, man, I don't want to leave.

[A]

Yeah, no, for real, I get it. That's why I moved my studio to my house. Like now I don't have to do. If I have to go, it's for something else.

[C]

Yeah, the.

[A]

That I do every day. Might as well be here. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I mean, I don't have kids, but I understand what you mean.

[C]

They telling you. I feel like you just pump fake when you talk to me about it. I feel like I'll be talking to him about it. He be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah.

[A]

I have never once he wants. Said I want kids.

[C]

Nah, I never said you did.

[A]

Oh, okay, Okay. I thought you meant like puff faking with about kids. Like. No, I know what I want.

[C]

Nah, but like it's dope.

[A]

I'm so confused. What do you mean puffing like.

[C]

Cuz I'll be telling you about it and you like, man, it sound good.

[A]

Like it's dope, but it's awesome. Yeah, no, I just. I love doing that going. But these are my nieces and nephews, right? They get to leave. Yo, give me the whole week. I'll keep the whole week because it's awesome. It is sick. But with what you're doing is. It's cool because like. Yeah, you like. You like being a dad. That's tight.

[C]

Yeah, well, not only that, I just like seeing my. My bloodline

[A]

like it's lion. My bloodline Rising. Look at his back. He's getting ripped.

[C]

I mean, I. For real, I look at how badass my grandpa was, I look at how badass my dad is. I look out badass I am. And I look at my son and he's already like, it's just a tea.

[A]

It is pretty funny seeing like a little Joe Dirt hair just jumped hella far, actually.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

How old is he? Just threw across the yard. That motherfucker's an athlete, dude.

[C]

Hey, that crawling my fence.

[A]

And yeah, he's like. She's like, imagine the energy of Chuck in a little baby, but looks a lot like him, but just a different color. Yeah, it's a kind of a funny mix up of. Of items, but it's like, yeah, I could see why. That's your kid. Yeah, it was on a fence when I saw him. How old is he? I can't hold on to that fence, dude. Yeah, and then I just saw a pony run by. Like, what the is this? You know, your house is like. It's like in Jumanji when all the animals are running back to the board game. Like, oh, there's a bunch of different ones, like five different animals going on over there.

[C]

Yeah, and then I got that hais cat running around now, E. You got it? Yeah, he's cool as. Oh, man, he's cool as.

[A]

Yo, I thought your pig was going to be cooler. He screams at the top of his lungs. We try to chill with him.

[C]

Nah, you just. I mean, if you touch him.

[A]

Ah, he screams and it's so loud that you're like, yeah, you got to cover your ears. But you are still holding him.

[C]

It's. It's honestly scary.

[A]

It's scary.

[C]

Like, imagine, like, imagine waking up and here, like, you ain't got no pig in your house. And you know there ain't no pig in your house. Imagine waking up hearing that, man. What the.

[A]

Oh, it's like a devil scream when they show hell parts.

[C]

Like,

[A]

oh, no. And then you see playing with a Frenchie go, this is awesome.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, really cool. And then you just got a bunch of fish and then what. What kind of fish are in that lake or whatever it is? You said some scary action in there. You said there could be sharks.

[C]

It could be. There's not. But, like, you'll.

[A]

They could because the police is the ocean.

[C]

All. All of our rivers.

[A]

Bull sharks. You're telling me I could be getting high playing video games at your house if I shark.

[C]

Yeah. No, no, I'm alligators too.

[A]

I know. That's the least of my words. When there's a shark, dude, I. I honestly, I will take an alligator before a shark. The shark is scary. I can't bear hug it. There's no neck to choke the out. I can't hold his mouth shut.

[C]

Yeah. Not only that, when you run from the alligator, running zigzags.

[A]

Yeah. You know, I'm doing. I'm a martial law from tech. I'm gonna jump up like Bruce.

[C]

What was homegirl's name? Shiva

[A]

Combat. Oh, I'm playing a lot of mortal Kombat lately.

[C]

I haven't seen you jump and just land on you.

[A]

We're playing the new one. We played it all last night.

[C]

Goro was tapping that nasty ass too. It's crazy.

[A]

Coral's gross, dude. Goro's nasty. He looks like just a big artificial fake Samoan. If you really think about it. Of Simone with forearms. That's it. He's as big as a regular Samoan. Isn't that crazy? Yo, Mexicans. All right, real quick. I was talking about the other day. I know it's like a long question, but where the. Did the lazy stereotype come from?

[C]

Lazy Mexicans. Yeah.

[A]

How that's the stereotype that makes sen. You're lazy. No, I know, but it's crazy because a lot of other stereotypes, like. Yeah, I get it. I see it all the time.

[C]

Other Mexican. I feel like. I feel like. What? I feel like.

[A]

Thank you. What?

[C]

I feel like, if anything with stereotype, like, oh, he's gonna hit cocaine all night and get up at three in the morning and still go to work.

[A]

That's what we think, because we're like, that's what I know.

[C]

Yeah, I've seen it.

[A]

I've done it.

[B]

That was the propaganda when they had to build the wall going.

[A]

Yeah, that's what they. The whole thing is stereotypes about what the. You didn't know. That's stereotype. That's like the number one about Mexican lazy. What? Yeah, but, like, if you live in America, you're like, no, it's not. Yeah, but like, fools that never met a Mexican, like, yeah, they're lazy, right, Dog? Just order from. Who is the same guy that took your money and cooked your food in Houston.

[C]

Those be sitting on the side of the road waiting for boss come pick him up and just do a job for sure. Like, they just. They'd be on go.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't understand where that one came from.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

We were talking about the other day. I still don't get where that one Came from.

[B]

It's because a lot of America doesn't have Mexicans. Like, I never met a Mexican person. I moved here. You have crazy experience. So it's like you have no idea.

[C]

Hold on.

[A]

There's no Mexicans in Buffalo. Crazy, huh? A lot of Puerto Ricans, okay, that

[B]

makes Arabians, black people, white people, Dominicans. You only got a couple cities with Mexicans.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Isn't that crazy, bro? Chicago has a lot of Mexicans.

[C]

Nah. No, I've been to a lot of places that got Mexicans, but that's cuz.

[B]

I may hearing this too at the

[A]

same time, but it's like where he's at Buffalo. Like there's not a lot of Mexicans. You probably see those people in the. In the towns.

[C]

I've seen Mexicans in Cleveland.

[A]

No, I'm sure they're. I'm talking about like in abundance towards like. Yeah, this. There's a bunch of Mexican fools here. There's a bunch of black people here. Those are Dominicans. Like there's no Mexican side of town. It's like Puerto Rican. It's this little China, a little that. There's a little Mexico.

[B]

Zero.

[A]

Weird.

[B]

But I was literally, like, I literally had never met a Mexican person.

[C]

There's a little Mexico in Atlanta. I'm telling you, there's a little Mexico. And I bet there is in Chicago.

[A]

Who was it? Rob 49. We interviewed him a while back. There's some gang in Atlanta, Black fools that talk like Mexicans and they have the. Remember they're called the Friar Foos because they have Mexicans where they're at and they're friends. So these Mexican gang, this black gang kind of has like a Mexican hint to it, but they're called the Fools. You said like a Mexican. Oh, I love Mexicans, man. In Atlanta it was New Orleans. Oh, was it New Orleans?

[C]

Yeah, I was gonna say. I was gonna say it's New Orleans.

[A]

Oh, I thought it was four was Atlanta.

[B]

No, he's from New Orleans.

[A]

Did I say Atlanta to him in person?

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

I'm forgetting now.

[B]

Yeah, it's a long time.

[A]

I'm glad it was now.

[C]

I know what you meant, though. I was just.

[A]

Okay, well, in New Orleans, there's Mexicans. What the.

[C]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

It's right by Mexico or Gulf of Mexico.

[C]

A lot of people used to think my dad was Creole, especially when he was in prison. And dark and you know, I wouldn't see that.

[A]

Okay, I guess. I guess. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, maybe he got big lips and a wide nose.

[A]

And maybe just like the features.

[C]

And then he was dark too. And then he's all swollen.

[A]

And then he's also. See, I think it's funny. Like right now, already in two years you're gonna be all buff, right? And it's gonna be funny. Yeah, it's not like, oh yeah, I'm ashamed. She's better. My back's good. Like. No, it's funny because even hitting a bomb and letting the smoke out going, I'm all cut. That's all it's for. That's all you care. Like.

[C]

Cool. Yeah, that's it.

[A]

Brushing my teeth tight. It's like having a new avatar.

[C]

Honestly, bro, I'm cool with a belly. I just like a back chest and some arms.

[A]

That'd be funny. You just keep your stunning on purpose. He's just ripped everywhere.

[C]

Look like an uncle. Look like a uncle that just drank beer and hit bench all day.

[A]

He's got out of jail. He's just. He's just fresh out.

[C]

No kids.

[A]

He's 48. No kids. Yeah, no, he's been where I'm in 20 years.

[C]

God damn, boy.

[A]

But no, for real, how fun would it be? Like, I want to be able to like. Marty did the half marathon. Full marathon miles, man.

[C]

I can't Jody be running, bro.

[A]

Yeah, Troy, that's not fair. That's different. That's like me saying you're low to the ground. Like. Yeah, I'm low to the. Like, Jody's got the longest legs you've ever seen in your life.

[C]

Hey, I'm not going to lie. Watch. I don't know if you've ever seen him run. It's the goofiest ever.

[A]

Really? Is it like a deer?

[C]

I think so.

[A]

Is it not work cuz he's so big?

[C]

I think it's cuz he's flat foot. So when he run, he just runs. So flat foot.

[B]

That's me too.

[C]

All day. Yeah.

[A]

No, I saw you run at the marathon. You're. You're forward and springing.

[B]

I got some flat ass.

[C]

And then it's funny cuz he long. So like watch his body move.

[A]

I'm trying to imagine it like those gears that work in machines where it's not even. It's kind of. Yeah, dude, I want to see Jody run now. Cuz every time I see him, he's got spider sprinter's glasses on.

[C]

Yeah, I feel like. I feel like everything about it though is just slow boogie. Yeah, just his metronome. He's just so chill as a person. Just.

[A]

Yeah. Joy's cool.

[C]

No, I cooled in a bit.

[A]

Yeah, he's just, he's just so tall. And I just don't understand how Mexican got so big.

[C]

I'll be telling him. I'm like, dude, I wish I was as tall as you. And he was like, man, you know, it's. It's really not all that.

[A]

If you were my height. You look a field worker, Jody.

[C]

Oh my God. Are you kidding me?

[A]

Jody, let's switch. That's why I always tell about you trying to switch some height. Give me your car.

[C]

Go.

[A]

I will give you my car every day. You can keep it. Give me five inches of height, I'll destroy everything.

[C]

Yeah, for real.

[A]

Like, oh, my back is gonna get better. I'll be all skinnier. And people are like, yo, I want you in this movie because you're now you're. You're like sellable because you're attracted. But yeah, Dick's rich. I buy another Maybank, keep that old one. And now you're 511 regular Matt. You're Ralph Barbosa. Now you're like this regular Mexican up.

[C]

Barbosa is not 5 11.

[A]

No, he's like 5 by 6. I was just talking. Oh, the same. The way he looks like a regular Mexican with a mustache.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Jody, if he wasn't tall right now he's like, are you Arab? Are you from Dubai? You know what I mean? Because you could be.

[C]

Especially when he had his beard. Oh my God. Then when he had his beard look like it looked like he was going to bust out the carpet any moment

[A]

and just hit his hell of times. Like Jafar from Aladdin. That's what I imagine Jody looking like Jafar. Cuz that mustache is part. Part of it.

[C]

Hey, they had this Indian dude run up. Oh, Jody, I love you, man. Hell yeah. You holding down for the Indians out.

[A]

He thought he was n.

[C]

This is fun.

[A]

Yeah, People think I'm a. Was a Pacific Islander.

[C]

Islander.

[A]

I can see that. I get it. Like those guys that almost make it to the NFL, but all. But they don't, you know, I mean like the really good prospects that never make it. Huh?

[C]

Samoan or something?

[A]

No, like the Pacific Islanders. Like the Polynesian Ora Bora.

[C]

The.

[A]

I'm just some people come from there.

[B]

That's the island. That's you're in Hawaii and you go down Bora Bora.

[A]

I only know Bora Bora from James and the Giant Peach. When they're like, we're going to go to Bora Bora.

[C]

That's the Only time you talking about the clay animation.

[A]

You know what I'm talking about.

[C]

Yeah. Jason Giant peach.

[A]

Yeah, I forget. You know a lot of stuff that I do.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You're the only other person I know that I could say something. Go. You probably know what I'm talking about.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

What did you show me? That weird ass cartoon kids show. That was weird. At my house.

[C]

Don't hug me, I'm scared.

[A]

Don't hug me, I'm scared. Yeah, that was weird.

[C]

Hey, I actually want to show you a rock band. Can we do that? It's a friend. It's a. A French rock band.

[A]

What's the name? Can you spell it?

[C]

I'm trying to think because it's fresh,

[A]

but I don't know how to do it.

[C]

My boy Toby showed me them. They're actually pretty sick. Let me call him real quick and tell him to send it or I'll ask him for it.

[A]

The Toby, the one that made the beats.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's so funny, I didn't notice in the Johnny Dang that that was Michael Scott's name and Michael Scott's voice. And I'm an office fanatic. I didn't realize that was Michael Scott until like a year in.

[C]

Hey, what's that rock band?

[A]

French.

[C]

What's that? French rock band. He showed me. Let me see how you.

[A]

Hold on.

[C]

How you spell it. So like Angie. A, A, N, G, I, N, E, N, G. I got it, I got it. I got it. All right. Thank you, buddy. Remember, remember,

[A]

Remember.

[C]

All right.

[A]

By. Reach for the Stars. This.

[C]

Oh, bro, they killed this all.

[A]

It's a 27 minute song. Oh, they look like gimps. They're creepy. Yeah, they're French. They're weird. They're French.

[C]

Nah, but I like it though. It's like an offbeat.

[A]

Is there any. Any vocals? No, I didn't think so.

[B]

You could rap to that. She's got 14 million views.

[A]

Jesus Christ. 13 million French people. All the same bloodline. They're all ghosts. Yo, you been to Europe?

[C]

No.

[A]

It's wild out there. I think you'd like it.

[C]

Why?

[A]

The buildings are real. Like, I always feel like Truman show. Like, yeah, it's just not real, is it? It's real. The buildings are older than our country times four years in Truman Show. Oh, she'll watch it with Jim Carrey.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Until it's like that, I didn't believe it. I'm like, yo, am I really gonna get over there? Is it really there? Yo, I touched a church In Amsterdam, when I was smoking weed, that was from the 14th century or 15th century, and it was perfect. Still standing up. The buildings crash. Now we just build them like that. Buildings break. My apartments used to suck. That shit's 700 years old. 600 years old. That's crazy, right? It was. It was cool to see, man. But being there definitely is weird. Some of the ground had so many dips on the steps because of how many people have walked over a couple hundred years. Here's a step, there's a dip, and there's a dip from the feet. Weird. Dude, it was a trip, man. Honestly. Did I tell you, bro? I was in Amsterdam. I was riding the bike, trying to go as fast as I could, trying to keep up. Dude, I'm fat. I'm trying to keep up with everybody. And you know how long it took me to find someone fatter than me, huh? Three days. Oh, it took three days to find someone fatter than me until I got to Amsterdam. You know how up that is? Isn't that crazy that that's Europe's, like, health? Like, you guys are all just pretty in shape.

[C]

I saw one guy because the US, like, they just got bad in the food, like, chemicals.

[A]

Horrible.

[C]

Hey, I did Coca Cola 601 time. What that mean? Nascar and I went there in North Carolina.

[A]

A lot of fat people.

[C]

No, no. Well, what I'm saying is it was Coca Cola. And these people that work at Coca Cola, they had a Coca Cola bottle in their hand, and they had a water bottle in their hand. All of them. And they had the Coca Cola shirts on and dickies. And all of them had water. And their water was drink. And that Coca Cola wasn't even touched. And I sat there and thought of it. I'm like, man, these ass know what they giving us.

[A]

Yeah, for sure. It's poison. It's scary to think that, like, yeah, I'll drink that. I wouldn't give that to a little kid. Like, I want to his stomach up. Oh, damn. I do it to myself. What am I doing? Like, what the am I doing?

[C]

Hey, bro. I knew it was bad when I'd wake up out of my sleep. Marty. I wake up, crack one.

[A]

He's never been fat or rock. Look at his face. He's shocked right now. We talked about this earlier, dude.

[C]

Hey, no. It would wake me up out of my sleep and I'd need a big red. Oh, for sure. And specifically, I would need a big red.

[A]

You know how cool it is to check the whole thing and go, oh, the whole Can's gone

[C]

in the pocket.

[A]

Yeah. I would take another ones, then chug it in my.

[C]

Crack that hole when you get to the room.

[A]

Yeah. And like. Yeah, you can get cold water, but, like. Yeah, it doesn't make me go and tear, though. That's what kind of what we want. It's like doing a line for sober people. Sprite is like doing meth. It kind of hurts.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. Crack, crack. Crack cocaine, weed, mushrooms. I got Easy, easy, easy.

[A]

It's so funny how. How similar. You think? Yeah, because I feel the ex. I've said it. So does the hardest thing is the worst thing in my life. Get it away from me. I can't even touch it. Because I will get it, bro.

[C]

Hey, I went to Chama, and they're bringing me bread, they're bringing me french fries, mashed potatoes, and. Nah, hell no. It's easy. Get the.

[A]

Away.

[C]

Yeah, because I'm doing no carbs. And actually. And I was actually doing this diet for a video I was supposed to do, but I ended up getting sick. I don't know. But I guess I ate something bad and I couldn't make it. And anyways, on that day, I was gonna eat some mashed potatoes or something like that. So today was a day. And I ate that burrito with y'. All. Oh. So that was my celebration.

[A]

Nice.

[C]

I'm glad it was good, right? Yeah. So I'm glad it was good.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I'm sure other people can relate, though. Yeah. You don't have that soda thing in your brain.

[B]

No, I definitely do. I'm back on it now. Like, when I'm being healthy, it's only water and coffee.

[A]

When you drink a soda, can you drink 14 today?

[C]

Easy, right? I could drink a whole pack.

[A]

Oh, shut the.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If I'm hungry, I'll drink a dark soda because it'll fill me up. That's what I used to do as a kid. Like, I'm not that hungry. I'll drink a. I'll drink a. I'll drink a Sierra.

[B]

We get Sprites and Cokes. And then it just. You get in the routine of when you eat. Cracking the Sprite with the food or not. You know what I'm saying? I'm either all in or it's, like, different, bro.

[C]

Like that. That bread and that carb, it was easy to cut out. But that soda. I was. I was watching the waiter pour that soda in his cup, the table over, and I was like, you hear it, too? I. Damn. They got up Grabbed that off his table.

[A]

There's nothing like a styrofoam cup with ice with soda from a shitty liquor store. Oh man, your face.

[C]

Hey, I want one right now.

[A]

It makes me feel. I got those poppies.

[C]

I. I got them a Dr. Pepper and a big red. Sound crazy? Probably. Hey, my diet. You know what I missed out of anything? Cereal.

[A]

Oh, I never really eat cereal.

[C]

Hey, I missed the out that cereal.

[A]

What's your favorite cereal of all time?

[C]

Apple Jacks.

[A]

Oh, everybody always says my sucks but I like Raisin Bran. That's just good as guys Raisin Bran.

[C]

Cool. I like it. I could do it, eat it all day. I ain't going to say it's the greatest, but I can great.

[A]

This is

[C]

explain real what all flavors

[A]

you got real quick. But that's Dr. Pepper so you can try. I haven't tried it because I think it's too much like soda. They told me so I'm like ah. I don't want to get hooked like in the middle of the night when I'm thirsty. I guess I'll drink a Dr. Pepper I guess because I will compromise. I know myself well. It's just one and I'll turn to two years. My uncle John died, remember I hadn't drinks over four years.

[C]

Don't do it.

[A]

I stopped drinking. So my uncle John died and he's loved coke. I'm like I'm drinking Uncle John two years straight. I go, remember it's been two years now.

[B]

Oh, that you're clean.

[A]

Yeah, I've been clean for two years. Is tell me is it. Is it Dr. Peppery? I haven't tried that one. Your face tells me no.

[B]

What of the.

[A]

Are they like good ones? Is it bad? I haven't tried it. I tried all the other ones. He didn't say a English word. He just made a ghoul sound.

[C]

What the was it?

[A]

Is it bad for real?

[C]

This hoe is garbage.

[A]

Oh no. Well you know what? I haven't tried it. Which was that that shit's good.

[C]

Hey, I'm. I'm comfortable giving this to you because

[A]

you know it's not that bad.

[C]

Man. You ain't gonna get get hook of that.

[A]

That sucks.

[C]

Oh bro, that's not Dr. Pepper.

[A]

But I can drink it cuz it's not as much like I don't it

[C]

didn't you up cuz. You knew it was up it me up cuz I'm thinking this ho really f be Dr. Pepper.

[A]

No, that's. That's like creamy. That's like, creamy is.

[C]

Oh, that hoe was ass.

[A]

That's good. I like that.

[C]

This sound better. Opening

[A]

decibels are more Dr. Peppery on this.

[C]

That's what you want. That's.

[A]

That just tastes like. Like. Like cream, but not cream soda.

[C]

Like, it's thick.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't like it.

[C]

I didn't like that at all.

[A]

That's good. That tastes like. Oh, cool. I could drink this little fruit soda. That's good. It's cool.

[C]

This one's all right.

[A]

I could drink that. If I'm like, hey, man, I've drank water for eight months straight. Let me just. Let me drink one of these sodas, man.

[C]

I'd rather drink water before I drink this.

[A]

But. But if you have to drink, like, a soda, like, I'll drink this one that has vitamins in this, and it's kombucha, basically, and probiotics, like, all right. If it helps me and I need a fix of going, ah, I'd rather just drink water. I'll drink that.

[C]

That don't even have the burn. You might as well smoke some Reggie.

[A]

That's why I. I like it a lot because it made me go, there's

[C]

no burn in that.

[A]

I know, but I'll get hooked to that. Don't. I can't do that. I can't do that.

[C]

I will smoke some Reggie, buddy.

[A]

No, buddy. Can't smoke Reggie. Yeah, man. Roll it up.

[C]

Big brain.

[A]

Big brain.

[C]

That's homeboy. Big brain.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Shout out, bro.

[A]

That's fire. Although we smoked so far has been good. There's other strains, too. You want to try?

[C]

There was. That was. Remember the one I wrote earlier? Yeah. No, this is cool.

[A]

The Twinkie one.

[C]

Yeah. We put three of them. It was the fugazi. Swanky.

[A]

The fugazi. Can you get the fugazi jar?

[C]

That fugazi is.

[A]

That shit's fire. Looks really good. But is this the Twinkies?

[C]

Yes, that Twinkies has been punching. That's just fire. Yeah, it should have been punching. Hey, bro, these new ones are dope.

[A]

Oh, that is the grinder.

[C]

No, it's not. But the new ones that you got. Stupid. Oh, yeah, Yeah, I like that.

[A]

Got the new flower mills in the push trees ones.

[B]

Oh, nice. I need a. I'm gonna have to grab one of those.

[A]

Got you.

[B]

My is cooked. I use that thing to death.

[A]

All right, here we go. When's your next project Travel?

[C]

Oh, no, I know. Soon, though.

[A]

This year.

[C]

Yeah. Hell, yeah. Okay.

[B]

What's the. What's your nicest. Like Favorite place that you've traveled to,

[C]

man, it ain't nothing like Texas, bro.

[B]

Oh,

[C]

I can show you some beautiful places in Texas. Beautiful outdoors, waterfalls, clear water.

[A]

There's the. There's your show, whatever you do. But I can show you some beautiful places. It just goes hogs from a helicopter. Explosions. Explosions, yeah, Shooting stuff. That's a cool intro. I could show you some great places.

[B]

He's like a tour guide to Texas.

[A]

Yeah, like the Anthony Bourdain. But I don't leave. I don't leave Texas. We have guns. Yeah, I like it.

[C]

Yeah. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else, man. God bless Texas.

[A]

I've never been to off roading. You said, we'll go next time. I'll do that. And then noodling.

[C]

I showed you, right?

[A]

Yeah, noodling. So apparently I said I'm gonna shove my arm into the water and let something gum bite me.

[C]

And I just rip it from Sandpiper. Feel like Sandpiper. You can get. You can get like a T shirt wrapping around your hand.

[A]

That's so weird. And they bite on your arm and you pull the fish out. They're so big. They bite on your own.

[C]

Hook them by that gill like so

[B]

your arms just the bait. Yeah, you just grab them by their face.

[A]

There's no. There's no possibility.

[C]

Look, I'm noodling.

[A]

It's gonna be some porn papa that we don't know about for sure. Something else is gonna pop up. Dude.

[C]

I like being freaky.

[A]

I like getting freaky. His no shirt. I like it.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's that.

[A]

Damn, that's big as.

[C]

Yeah, that's catfish right there.

[A]

It's happening right now.

[C]

Girls that do this, bro.

[A]

That's fine. Let them lose their arms.

[C]

Will.

[B]

Will a regular fish hook not work?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, they're just doing this for sport, for the fun of it type.

[A]

How long am I going to. How long are you sitting there with your arm up to shoulder in water before they bite?

[C]

No more than a minute.

[A]

Oh, so this is like a workout. Just constantly lifting big fish out the water. Can you do both arms? Oh, you're drowned.

[C]

Oh, never mind. Just grab if you bad.

[A]

If you're bad and your back's you.

[C]

But those don't end. Those are strong. Strong, Zach. Hey, but it's sick catching them. Like, it's really sick when you get those bad. Those get to like £800, though.

[A]

You can't. You can't. They can't. They'll rub your arm off. £800.

[C]

You run into that bad boy. Yeah, but how?

[A]

I got a pole. But I lost my arm because I want to use my arm. That's cool. Crazy though.

[C]

I don't think he going to rip out.

[A]

Okay, if you feel things a possibility then. Then that's different. That's. That's okay. But you do this where?

[C]

In like in the salt water? Wherever.

[A]

You know where sharks could be?

[C]

No, you could do it. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Sharks could be there. What am I looking at? In.

[C]

In our water. Because like I say that's not wor.

[A]

Oh,

[C]

and our water. And you can eat catfish in our water. Cuz like I say the water go together to the mouth of the.

[A]

No, dude, what if your arms in there just a shark.

[C]

N. Hell no. Because shark don't be on the mud. Like it being.

[A]

Oh, you have to be in the mud?

[C]

Yeah, like cuz dirt catfish are dirty fish. Like catfish eat anything and it's. It stay in the mud, it bury itself. And like they'll even have boxes down there. Like they'll swim in that box and you just put your hand in the box. Or you can go to like a nest. You either run into a snake or like you ever seen water and. And like it had those rocks roots and you can like kind of swim under them roots.

[A]

I've seen. I never swim under roots. That'd be awesome.

[C]

You can swim. You catch a catfish right there. Or a snake.

[A]

This is a country. I just imagine this fool with no shoes swimming. Like that fool that got cut in that water in that scene.

[C]

What we would do is Marty would be down there with his hand in there. I'd be holding his legs and whenever he kick, I pull him out.

[A]

Like you.

[C]

You kick it. You kicking and saying like come on, let's go. I got him.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He never kicked off. So he just died. He was supposed to kick and if

[C]

he big, you guys pull me. Well, I pull him. Nope.

[A]

Sounds very fun to watch. I'll watch review blog of it when you become a YouTuber. Yeah, you know, I mean yo, could you imagine if this Guy had a YouTube channel where he just blew up, did cool stuff, showed you his. Remember Matt Miller's old show on mtv? Used to have a daily like show, like a reality show. It was awesome. I didn't know about it till later. Imagine this fault.

[C]

You remember Bully Beat Down?

[A]

I just showed him it the other day. Yo, it just showed him it. Do you ever see Bully Beat Down?

[B]

Oh yeah, of course.

[A]

O if for you guys don't know

[C]

what was his name with the head Mayhem. Mayhem.

[A]

Yeah. Rock would have shot a video with him, actually. Randomly.

[B]

Shut the.

[C]

The.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's hard.

[A]

A couple weeks ago.

[C]

Shut up, man.

[A]

That's why Mike, I don't know who he is. Names Mayhem. I go from bully be down. And Rock goes, what the is that? Let me show you, bud. And I show my two episodes because you get the picture after two episodes.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I didn't show you a bunch of them.

[C]

It's like, little big bro.

[A]

All right, for those of you that don't know, ready me know to your friends. And we're like, yo, bully beat down. Rocco's Mayhem, the host. And you're like, yo, we have this bully guy, used to pick on us a lot. His name is Marty. And we go to Marty, interview him. Yeah. These guys are little ass fools. I used to put my dick in their face all through high school. Them. I had sex with their mom, too. All these guys. Yeah, Thomas. I used to punk him all the time and spit no to his face.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And we're like, well, Mayhem, we want to get him a bully beat down. And you're wondering why you want to go on this. Basically, they get the bully and go, you're going to fight a real MMA fighter. And as many rounds you could last, you're gonna get money. And every time it gives them money.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Every time the bullies gets hurt and gets haps or gets hurt, the guys get money. But the longer he lasts, the more money the bully gets. But they never win.

[C]

Hell no. There was one that walked away with a 10, right?

[A]

There's one.

[C]

It was like a stiff white boy.

[A]

Well, it got up. The ufc, the. The MMA fight. Could you imagine? We're like, yeah, watch what happens after this. And they're like, oh, he's going to put his dick in his neck. Imagine.

[C]

Hey, imagine you being the victim, watching the dude that's supposed to beat up your bully.

[A]

But imagine the bully looking at him like, hey, yeah, call me again if you really want. I need money.

[C]

Nah. He's like, you want what he's getting? You know, he's looking at you like, bro, you got to be in a complete fear.

[A]

Like, yeah, but I think I'm a move.

[C]

I'm next.

[A]

Yeah. Sometimes it was their older brother jump out the cage. And dog, one time, it was like a guy's family member, like a brother, like, yes, my bully. Like, yeah, let's beat the out of him. Could you imagine the next Thanksgiving? Like, yeah, see this watch? It's $9,000. Thanks, bud. Yo, what a show.

[C]

Thanks, bud.

[A]

Yeah, what a sick show, though. Or, you know, what a show. I'd like to do a trip sitter. Like, today.

[C]

I like.

[A]

It was cool. But what about trips here? Were you like, yo, you're gonna take four grams of mushrooms. I'm just gonna make sure you're good.

[C]

I don't think I watched that one. That sounds intense.

[A]

A DMT one. I would love to watch somebody go ape.

[C]

Let's do it. No, not me.

[A]

Like, I'm talking about, like a concept of a show, man.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Let's do it. Go noodle. Put his finger in his noodle. Noodle hair sticking out and you have no grill now. You look like it's just a country with the grill. You're like, what's happening right now? There's a Mexican with shine with shiny teeth, and they're not gold or just silver. Could you imagine him with all silver caps like a bad kid?

[C]

Oh, no, he looks. I actually do have one. I have one where all. All 20 of the teeth are hit and they're all white gold.

[A]

White gold. What does that look like?

[C]

Just solid white gold. I don't. Just slugged up.

[A]

Can you put in white gold? What the. I don't know what that is.

[C]

White gold. Is this mine or is yours?

[A]

That's yours. You just cracked it.

[C]

I opened it.

[A]

Oh, wait, wait. Here.

[C]

This is yours. That's mine? Yeah, that's what I thought.

[A]

White gold. I don't know about stuff. I don't know, fancy things.

[C]

White gold.

[A]

Oh, silver. Oh, it looks kind of silver. It looks grayish.

[C]

Go. All these grills are ugly than a. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

These are just stock. I thought the dentist had to put in the real ones. Or do they just come out and you can just change them out like a watch.

[C]

I got pull outs. But then you can go to the dentist and get them cemented on also.

[B]

Gotcha.

[C]

Like, you know, cement braces on.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

I got you today. Yeah, I'm about to get permanent sin.

[C]

What happened, man? I want some per.

[A]

But you were there. Yeah, I was talking to you there. You, like, went to the diving board.

[C]

I already got the teeth Good. Yeah, I already got the teeth ready and everything. Like they're cut individuals. I just got to go to the dentist.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know what happened there because I want to talk to you

[C]

because I like my other girl. I got a bunch of other girls I like wearing too, you know, but the ones that I got busted down, like, they're my favorite Ones so I don't mind wearing them for like three months and then take them out, get them clean and you know, look, look up a video. How they take them out though. This is what's making me run from a Monacool.

[A]

Getting a permanent grill taken out. I only seen that one where that black is like this. You see that one? It's all. They're shaking his ass. He's trying to smile.

[C]

That's just cuz he, he's that blood on each tooth. Look how they take him out. Oh,

[A]

Oh, his eyes just rolled back in his head because he just regretted his decision. You see that? Gross, dude.

[C]

I mean that's the only thing that's making me run from that.

[A]

Honestly, man, that doesn't look worth it.

[C]

And I talked to Peso about. I'm like, peso, what's up? Like, you know what I'm saying? This hurt? He like, hell no. I'm like, man, yeah, they strapped my head in.

[A]

Nah, dude, that's like getting your neck cold with the towel every time you want your teeth to look cooler. I agree with you. But hey, you know what I do? I just take them out and get the new one and then I smoke weed.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And if I don't, if I have to go, if I go around, just take them out and have teeth.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Permits don't seem like they're that cool

[C]

unless you're like, they are, bro. But they are the only reason why I want. I mean this is the only reason. This is the only plus for me. This is the only reason why I want permanence and it's because I want to be able to floss. Like, I want to get the floss and just floss. Floss with my grill on. I think it looks sick.

[A]

Oh, that's the reason for aesthetics.

[C]

Like. Yeah, like just imagine you see me flossing when you see me.

[A]

Oh, that's when you know they're permanence.

[C]

Yeah, that's the flex.

[A]

That's some southern. I didn't know what you meant.

[C]

Yeah, really, like pull outs. Like really? When you got pull outs, they're like, oh, you got pull outs? Yeah.

[A]

For real? Yeah, that's like a, like, oh, you got a fake ass. Yeah, it's like the equivalent of like what, what else?

[C]

I like having pull out stuff cuz I got good looking teeth and. And not only that, I like wearing different grills.

[A]

Yeah. I would like to switch ups. Not wear the same shoes every day.

[C]

Yeah, I got a bunch.

[A]

Could you imagine the same smile every day? Has like colors on it. Like what if I don't want those colors today?

[C]

Unless you got money like that and you just don't give a about your teeth and I got money like that but I give a by my teeth and I just don't want to do it. Like it's just a lot. It's time. I want to be able to. I'm not. I hate waiting. Like I'm that type of person. I will pay extra to get it right now, you know. So like with them pull outs is just.

[A]

Yeah. I would never. I don't think I could see myself. You have to shave them down, right?

[C]

Sometimes like I feel like Johnny said the only times they shave him down is if you got up teeth or you just don't know what you're doing. Cuz I ain't going to lie. Sauce be when I see Sauce take his out, his teeth look good still. Like he got good looking teeth and some people be looking up.

[A]

Gotcha.

[C]

So some people look it just depend on who doing your work. That's why you can't. You gotta be picky who you let touching your grill.

[A]

I really think it's so funny the character, the person, an existence of Johnny. Dang.

[C]

Oh bro. Johnny love being Johnny.

[A]

Biggest chain you've ever seen in your. When I met him in bays, I didn't realize how small the dude was and went hey, his chains bigger than my chest. Yeah, it was Buster Rhymes Loops those big ass chain he wore. It was like that 250k. What the. That's how much? No, no, this is 200. 500. What? Go over there? Yeah, go over there with the eight giants next to you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Big Mike. Just making sure no one snatches this man up because it's scary. I can't imagine walking around with generational wealth on.

[C]

I ain't gonna lie. Trippy be dropping bag on Jury too. Drake. Drop Drake.

[A]

No, I get it. It's just, it's shocking to me because you can't like you can't go to the gas station. You can, I mean you can go to the gas station but you have to be on a swivel. And I hate being like that out here. I'm not where I live, I chill. I'm always looking off the windows, but I'm not doing this anymore. But I'm other places I turn the shoulder like when you look when you're turning when you're driving. Like. Yeah. I remember said I should look over my shoulder.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Versus like where I live.

[C]

Like I mean but you know where you're taking yourself too.

[A]

Yeah, I get it, but it could be anywhere, man. LA. LA's GTA, dude. People get spawned everywhere, you know, and LA is no exception.

[C]

We've seen it.

[A]

We've seen it. I had a Dr. Oh, man. I had a dream the other night and I was on the phone. I woke up and went, damn. I was. I lost it. I had a dream I was in front of a store waiting for somebody on my phone, and this full, guys, you know what it is? And I went, oh, that's all I heard. Like, you know what it is? Oh, no. And this full came up.

[B]

I do know what it is.

[A]

I do. He's like, you know what time it is? Like, no, I didn't to want find it, but you'll know what time it is. With my watch. In my dream, I got. I. You know what it is? Oh, I turned around, there's three fools like, give it up, fool. Oh. And I took it off in my dream, went. And I tried to throw it on the roof, and it just went and smacked in the front of this building. And they went over there and I was like, oh, they're gonna shoot me down. And my watch, bro. And I woke up and I went, damn, my watch is gone.

[C]

Gone.

[A]

And then.

[C]

Oh, cool. Good.

[A]

Sick. I'm at home.

[C]

Hey, I've had dreams. Like, I woke up and I'm like, damn, they really took my shoes. And I walk past the hall, like, damn, they here.

[A]

You being home didn't make you go, I'm good. We're good. He sees him.

[C]

N, bro, see my Hulk feel. I was up thinking, like, damn, they really got me for my shoes last night.

[A]

Like, someone just snatched them up out of your house.

[C]

Nah, like, they took them off me.

[A]

Oh, in your dream. Okay, I got you.

[C]

I got you.

[A]

Yeah, no, but I had a dream in my dream that I was like, yo, I gotta take a piss. Hurry up. And I was running to the bathroom, my dream, pissing. I went, man, you're probably pissing on yourself. And I woke up. Oh, I woke up. I was like. I was like, 19. Are you kidding me right now? I was at my grandpa's house and I was on the flower cat couch. I just pissed on myself.

[C]

Jesus. Like you ever had sleep paralysis. Oh, yeah, that.

[A]

I woke up and I woke up in it. There was a process. There was a demon holding me. I was awake this whole time. That was a fake. You know what I mean? Like, no, I know what I saw. It just disappeared because I woke Up. Sleep paralysis is an actual. That's just holding you.

[C]

Hey, my. My partner, B. Rad, he said that he has sleep paralysis one. One time. And he said it was. He was sleeping in the dark and the only light that was in his room was his alarm clock, the red numbers. And he said his fan's going, then he's got another fan right here and it's blowing. He said he feel like he can't move. And he feel like somebody watching him sleep, he can't move. And then he say after a while he just hear a voice like it was speaking through the fan. You know how when you talk. Yeah. And it said, I like you.

[A]

This has an accent too. I like you.

[C]

Hey, the devil is alive.

[A]

That's what we got to this. You said it's so obvious. Devil's a lot. You have no shirt on. That was a lie. Yo, am I in Texas right now? What the is happening, dude? Yeah, I get it.

[C]

For real. And. And like I say when you chosen, like when you favored by God, you favored by him. Because God, if God, if God allowed the devil alive, people don't want to accept it. And you know, but like.

[A]

And me and him had a existential talk today on the drive with smoking no weed. Damn near just like, yeah, the devil's real, man. We did that for like an hour today. But it's true. Because Marty, you know what's weird? Ready? You're from Buffalo. All the you've done, like, now you're doing this. There's not a lot of do cool, get to do stuff that they want to do. And the fact that you're rapping, doing all this cool from stuff that you want to do. I get to smoke weed for a living.

[C]

But was up. But was up before.

[A]

Yeah, it was all before.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Which is okay. But like we were talking about when people are bad, it's like. Or being shitty. Like, I hope they do good. I hope everything for them.

[C]

Hey, you ever seen Hell House? Marty?

[B]

What is it?

[C]

Hell House? I feel like it's a sick ass scary movie. And it's a good series, but you should definitely watch it. But I. I could be wrong, but I feel like it's based somewhere near Buffalo. Or maybe it's Poo Kepsi. The Poo Kepsi tape. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I think I've seen that before.

[A]

Is that about right?

[C]

That's just scary. Imagine you and your woman are just, you know, I'm saying you don't watch the whole movie. Went to the kitchen, got ice cream. Came back on the couch, took a nap, and the whole time somebody was in your house watching you.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Or in a hotel.

[A]

Yeah, well, you know, I check my house when I get home like a creep. I check every corner. I don't do my room now. I used to do the whole house, man. Every time I left and came back, it was a problem. Remember that? Because I always feel like someone's in my house or someone could be in my house or. I used to work with this guy that's a weirdo. And I always feel like he's gonna be in my house. So now I keep stuff still. Oh, yeah?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You ever seen the six cents? That guy's in his house the whole time. I'm not gonna get sixth cents, dude.

[C]

Bro, I. I'll be up in the head too, you know? Like, I'd be thinking about like that too.

[A]

Shit's weird. People are weird. And if they don't have nothing to do or nothing to look forward to, I do. Don't ruin my. I have to kill you. I'll check first.

[C]

I remember one time I was running from the laws and I was bear crawling in the woods and. And I didn't realize there was houses back there. And I'm bear crawling through these people's yards. And I'm maybe like right here and there, right there where the red curtain is and. And I'm watching them eat dinner, watch tv. And I'm like, man, who's stopping me? And like if I was a up person, everybody would have been dead.

[A]

That's why I tell you to lock the doors of your at mom's house. No, you guys never did. They live in the country, they never like to lock their doors, Rocco.

[C]

That's a real thing. And you got, and you got to think like that because nobody else in your household is thinking like that.

[A]

They leave the doors unlocked, man. No, not the country.

[C]

Hey, the devil is alive, yo.

[A]

I used to watch America's Funny, America's Most Wanted when I was a kid, right? My grandma lives in the country and I was adamant about locking every door. And everybody would leave them online for some weird ass reason. So I'd lock all the doors, watch America's Most Wanted, and then our town was on America's Most Wanted.

[C]

Shut the up, cuz.

[A]

Somebody miles from my. 3 miles from my grandma's, 4 miles from my grandma's. A tweaker was running around someone's backyard in the cuts. Door was unlocked. Killed two of the kids with a pitchfork. Oh yeah, we've been at It. We've been. We've been doing it. Yeah, yeah, he's armed. We're good. Yeah, but that. You gotta lock the doors.

[C]

It's very important, fool, man. Hey, and I'm gonna tell you something. You can know how to do it all the time, but, like, when it's crunch time, believe you need to be selfish.

[A]

Yeah, I don't even care if it has to be a court case after. Am I gonna get got and then, like, I didn't want to get in trouble. No, I'm gonna shoot you in the dick, man.

[C]

I love myself way more than. Than that.

[A]

And I'll spend every dollar to go to cool guy jail where there's like, yo, there's tennis courts and dog. Yeah, yeah, I'll go to cool guy jail if I have to. Last thing I want to do.

[C]

God forbid, bro. You know what I'm saying? But, like, I'm just saying, like, always be aware of that because, like, I hate it because I know how up I am in the head. And I've been in situations. I'm like, damn, brother, there's people that.

[A]

Really.

[C]

Exactly like you said, man. Homeboy right down the road, right down the street, and he really up in the head. And people are weird, man.

[A]

And sometimes people are just psychotic thinking some other shit's happening.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Sometimes not even. They're bad, man. Sometimes people are just psychotic.

[B]

Even down by our house at Cook's Corner in the middle of nowhere in Orange county, this all like retired sheriff or whatever, he's tweaking out over his wife. They go into Cook's Corner, this biker bar restaurant in the middle of nowhere. Shoots up the whole bar, a bunch of random people, mass shooting. Because this. This ex deputy or whatever is, like, upset with his wife or whatever. You're just there with your family, you know what I'm saying? That did it for me. That's when I'm like, oh, I'm on alert.

[C]

Where are you going? Are you flying?

[A]

I think I'm flying.

[C]

So you're going to the airport?

[A]

I think so, yeah. Is it? What, you want to come with me? Is that what you're saying? With me?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But anyway, yeah, you do got to swallow that pill of like. Yeah. It's a hard fucking fact to accept that you got to stay on point and protect this shit.

[C]

Yeah. No.

[A]

You know what sucks and scares me? The reason you're like, I want to be a beast. I look at my dad, his dad, like, yeah. I look at my grandma, like, damn, you're little. Look at My dad like, are you clean? Like, I don't really have any of that, you know. But for me, I'm like, what if somebody. What if somebody runs up on me and goes, hey, I got a knife.

[C]

Like, yeah, hey, I know. Bullshit. Your dad, he might be tweaked, but he gonna shine some down.

[A]

Oh, my dad is the nicest guy ever. No, he is. He's. Yeah, he's funny as. He's a goofy ass fool, but he will you up if he has to. It's scary. The story, dude. My dad. All right here, real quick story. One time I was stretching, my dad and I found. I looked down, it's just diesel. I looked down, there's a Vikings hat. I'm like, why the are a Vikings hat here? And I look at it picking up. He's a Redskins family.

[C]

What the.

[A]

I pick it up and it's coagulated, covered in old blood. Like heavy. You know what I mean? Like heavy, old dark black blood. I might first. What is that? I go, that's blood. And I look at my dad go, dad, what. What is this? And he goes, I'm going tell you something. Go. Oh my. Anyway, I'll cut it short. My dad's at truck driving. He's. My dad used to do a lot of drugs and he knows what the upper. But he's works his ass off. So he's truck driving and he knows other things. He knows tweakers. You don't get robbed. I was like 8, so I didn't understand why he did this, but he said he got out of his truck, it was like maybe one or two in the morning at Flying J to get food. So he didn't park in the. In the diesels. So he's back where all the guys sleep, you know, like in the dark. He says he hops out and the guy's walking up, he's like, he doesn't look like a trucker. He's walking up and I'm like, what the. What's going on? And then he's out the corner of his eye between the trailer and the back of the truck, he sees another dude walk by with a hood on. And my dad's like, I didn't know. I felt it. I didn't know what to do. The guy comes up, hey, what's up boss? And to me I'm like, dad, you're a bastard. You're. That's up. He's like, I didn't know what to do because I knew they were going to try to rob Me. So he says the guy came up, right up on him. He's like, I just went for it. And he said he grabbed him. I bit his whole top of his cheek off. And he said he ripped it and it was gushing everywhere. The guy was wearing a Vikings hat. And he said right when he started screaming, this guy ran around and picked him up. They both ran. So I'm like, oh, you were right. But how. What if he was like, hey, I'm lost, can I use your phone charger or something? What the. He just bit his face. And I know he's not lying because my dad's disgusting and does horrible. My. I saw my dad bite his own toenail off one time just to gross me the out because it was. He smashed. He broke his foot so all his toenails are coming off. And he called me upstairs and then when he. Cuz I get sick easy, he knows that. And he called me upstairs and he's like, come here. And I look and he has his foot and he goes look. And he's bit it. And when he bit it, blood went like a little spray. And I started throwing up all over the carpet, all over the ground. He's dying, laughing. And then it didn't even hurt him. But that's nasty, dude. But he knew he was gonna make me, like make me. He said like lock the windows and fart horribly because he has. He just farts like a piece of. And I've thrown up in the car before. It stinks, dude, it stinks. So I can't even describe what the that smell is. But he knows I'll throw up easy. Anyway, he thought it was funniest. He thought it was so funny. But the toe of the mouth thing was disgusting, dude. All his toenails had fallen off already. Said that last one. It was hanging on and he just ripped it and it just started bleeding.

[C]

I want to see what your dad

[A]

looked like now because it's just like

[C]

me that sound throw.

[A]

He still throw. I like your choice of words for my dad.

[C]

Everyone was gonna throw. My uncle Sammy was throw it off, man. I remember one time I was a kid and. And. And I walk up to him and I'm trying to talk to him and chill with him and. And he's like, yo, don't talk to me. I said, what? He said, I'm sick. I say, man, I love you. I hope you get well. Like what do you mean I love you? My uncle. And as I got older, I realized he didn't mean sick. Like I too he meant sick. Like I'm sick in the head. And. And he really was crazy in a. Why I bring this fool up?

[A]

I said man, where you going with this man? It's sad. It's just sad.

[C]

Hey, crazy. Oh, I don't know. I don't remember where I was going but talking. Oh he was throw like the way your daddy sound throw. He would throw, man. I seen this. He was like hey nephew, want to see something? I'm like what? And he pulls out a frog. Oh, eat that hoe.

[A]

A frog.

[C]

A frog.

[A]

Whose brother is this?

[C]

My grandma Shirley brother.

[A]

Oh, so your great uncle, like your uncle's uncle.

[C]

I thought bro, hey, that was murdering people. He was. He was doing some crazy.

[A]

Yeah, that's different. That's different than frogs, man. I was like e, he's goofy. That's cool. He was murdering people.

[C]

Yeah, he crazy. He locked up right now I remember he would be in jail and he would be telling me man, cuz he snore. When he snore, he sound like my pig.

[A]

It's.

[C]

It's that bad. Like he would snore in jail and he would wake up just getting wolfed on because would be getting tired of him. So he. He'd get jump.

[A]

Could you imagine? You can't sleep but you can't control it. But everybody hates you. But you're like dog, I'm sorry. What the you do man?

[C]

Yeah, he say he just wake up just getting whooped on.

[A]

That's. You missed it, Rago. His uncle would get woken up in jail getting beat up because he snores so loud that they're like shut the up. Could you imagine the ongoing everyday I sleep in the day.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like I'm asleep in the day in stable night that get than damn. I don't remember. I was going to ask you.

[C]

Sammy. That's my uncle Sammy, bro. He throw it off.

[A]

It's kind of awesome.

[C]

I need to find a picture of him. I'mma show you a picture. And you going to be like, oh yeah, he did that?

[A]

Yeah, he ate a frog hole live.

[C]

Hey, I've seen him eat worm. Like I've seen them Fear factor uncle. I've seen them high as.

[A]

No, that's. That's cool. I like stories. Like I'm already. Your mom and dad didn't have brothers and sisters. You don't have any uncles or nothing?

[B]

No, they each had five brothers and sisters.

[A]

Oh, but that you had around you. Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, that's different.

[C]

No, never mind.

[A]

Yeah, I have all my. All My dad's brothers are. They're pretty similar in age except for one, so. I had a lot of uncles growing up.

[B]

What's the predictions for the Ronda Rousey fight tonight, by the way?

[A]

Oh, this fool. What do you think he's betting right now?

[B]

Hi, bookie. Use code. Dope as usual. What's the prediction for the Ronda Rousey fight tonight? Gina Carano, Ronda Rousey? What are they doing, five rounds? Yeah, it's got to be five rounds.

[C]

I ain't gonna lie. She might break somebody arm. Who?

[A]

Ronda Rousey might. That's.

[B]

That's the way it has to go for. I think probably for Rhonda.

[A]

I don't know who the other girl is.

[B]

She's in a legendary ufc mma.

[C]

Yeah. I'm just saying, I feel like if anything go down, I feel like. I don't know. I don't know how coach is with her shoulder work. I know she. I know she's sick with throwing you around.

[B]

They've been posting all these videos of her looking goofy as, like doing her sparring or whatever. But I'm like, how.

[A]

Obviously she's.

[B]

I don't know, Ronda Rousey, like, she's a legend, like, sick. Feels weird though. Kind of like some wwe. But what are you gonna do?

[A]

What is that? Is it weed? Oh, well, let me see it.

[B]

Oh, it's not really. Big Brain.

[A]

Oh, it's this. Did Tony just drop this? Yeah. Oh, is he still here? Oh, what? Hold on, I gotta want to see what the in here. Oh, it's. It's his. Oh, yo, this is yours. We're about to end this right now. Oh, cool. Yo, here, this is yours.

[B]

It's a sick little duffel.

[A]

Yo, they drop this off, that's yours.

[C]

Oh, for real?

[A]

There's in there. Let's go, let's go. Yeah. What's up, you high ass fool? I gotta finish this text. You can put your arm down if you want, or just keep it out like your test tattoo. Stand like this.

[C]

Ah. Ah. Oh, Big brain.

[A]

They just dropped it off.

[B]

Yeah, with the care package.

[C]

Yeah. God damn.

[A]

That's why I'm like looking at you like, what? What? It was happening. I didn't know what you meant. Thanks, Rocko. Which way is it? Oh, the hash containers. Those are sick. That's the. Looks like the Skywalker.

[C]

That's a sick ass.

[A]

Yeah, it's a little jar container. Shit's pretty tight, dude. Oh, they gave me jars too. Let's go.

[C]

What if they send me a text in it on Instagram. They're like, hey, so yeah, that's like 250.

[A]

That'd be awesome. Like, y' all gonna need you a 18 minute review video. Could you imagine? I don't know. I haven't seen the new ones. Let me see. All right, cool. Oh, is it that? Oh, man.

[B]

Oh, the joy. See, Rocco, you can never experience this joy of free hash and weed. And so I'm trying to tell him, you see the pure joy on this man's face?

[A]

Oh, there it goes.

[B]

Beautiful.

[A]

There it is.

[C]

Big brain. Shout out.

[A]

Sick. Good timing, man. I'm literally about to end this. Good timing.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Stupid, stupid. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. I gotta roll a donut.

[A]

Do it.

[C]

A donut. What should we do? Which one we got?

[A]

I'm not sure what they are. I don't see. I don't see any names. Oh, then that's the supernova that smokes five. It's like a Skittles crop. Burns like a champ. I really like that one. This is the brain bus, then. Brain bus.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. He's. His appreciation levels.

[A]

Depreciation levels. He's ungrateful is what he said. You good?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, we should wrap. Oh, it's 222. Let's go. Okay, okay. Okay.

[B]

So appreciate making time for us on your busy schedule.

[C]

And Marty, I thank you, man. I appreciate you guys. Appreciate you being cool every time, too.

[B]

Likewise.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Relying Mars is mean every time. No one's here. Marty's just racist, man. He's like, yeah, yeah. I fight sometimes. Marty. I'm all bruised. Beats me up.

[C]

Sophie son, though. Working on Sophie said, damn, I feel tighter since I've been working out. I might not look like some scratches.

[A]

I feel tighter, Sophie. I feel tight.

[C]

Nah, Sophie son, though, definitely I'm working on it right now. Finna get a date for y' all soon. I love the music on that. I hope y' all like it. I appreciate you being me, having me back over here.

[A]

Thanks for coming, dude.

[C]

Yeah, I love you, man.

[A]

Thanks for coming out, hanging out, putting your pirates jewelry on the table. It looks so. It looks like a. Like a. Like a table piece.

[C]

Like me booty.

[A]

I think you leave it here. You should just leave it if you want. We'll just. Or put it on your little guy.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Leave him there. Yeah, that'd be sick. Just leave them.

[C]

Oh, what the.

[A]

Dude, I found that on ebay. I pressed the button to make it talk. My finger went through the button. Broke it. It was so always. And it's draw. No, it's in the back. That's a. That's like when did it draw?

[C]

Like, like what, what's the year on this?

[A]

1999. I got. That's hard old ass one. If you guys can't see, it's a South park. All the boys at the classroom so tight. Yeah, exactly. That show.

[C]

Give me your best Cartman.

[A]

Sorry. A little bit smoking. Seriously, that's Cartman. I can't do. That's like season two Cartman though his voice got a lot whinier as they got into the later seasons.

[C]

You think, you think you could do voiceovers voice tonight? Hey, who's. What's homeboy's name that does big Mom?

[A]

Oh, Nick Kroll.

[C]

Oh my God.

[A]

I just saw John Mulaney, his friend in that. That other voice. I just saw his stand up last. We get the Hollywood Bowl.

[C]

Nice. He's a animal. He's great. I love that.

[A]

Now Nick rolls great. Do you know who we're talking about? The comedian.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

He's funny, dude. His old show, the crow show. His skit show. You ever seen that? He had a skit show with him and John. Oh my God. We'll watch somebody when we're rolling joint after this. Right now. It's funny.

[C]

As ladies and gentlemen, we love you guys.

[A]

Peace.

[C]

That's why I said

[B]

all time.

[A]

Later guys. All right, later. Be, be safe. Have a dope ass day.

[B]

Appreciate you guys.

[A]

Perfect, Perfect.