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Downers
Hosted by Jack, Kate, and Hao · EN
DOWNERS: the definitive podcast about sadness, hosted by Jack, Kate, and Hao. Downers is a weekly podcast with an episode released every Wednesday and sometimes Thursday and sometimes, sigh, even Friday if work is really busy.
Follow us on Twitter @downersradio. You can find archives of all our episodes online at http://downersradio.libsyn.com/. Stay safe out there.
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Kate's Big Quarantine!
Sep 8, 202101:04:03Tap to summarize#229 – Our third to the last episode! In this installment of Downers, we answer listeners' emails and hear about Kate's big vacation! Kate's in quarantine, in Hong Kong, and has much to report about it. Also, along the way, we learn all about Jack's sofa grandfather (#sofagrandfather). Finally a look back: Jack's Composting Bin. For people who are just listening to Downers for the first time, Downers is a podcast about sadness and sometimes Korean food! (Editor's note: sorry this came out so late. OATS was sunsetting.) Plugs this week: (Hao) (Jack) (Kate) downersradio@gmail.com • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on instagram and twitter • https://hrf.org
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Packing Up and Moving Out
Aug 8, 202101:12:55Tap to summarize#228 – As Kate and Hao pack up parts of, or all of, their lives in preparation for the next month of their lives, we check in with them to see how they pack and what they pack. Along the way, they hit on big-issue topics like wet clothes and ransom. As a brief aside, many of you who read the episode descriptions over these past four years may think that they are written by one of the hosts; but, in fact, they are written by me, Loam Quigley. I haven't always written podcast episode descriptions—no, I started my life as a street food vendor, selling seasoned slices of agave on the streets of Hyderabad. When dial-up internet became commonplace, I joined an internet forum of likeminded people, who were interested in writing pithy, concise descriptions of audio files. We didn't know it yet, but we were all honing our skills for the rise of podcasting, which would eventually take over our lives and rend our friendships apart. With Downers coming to an end, I'm not sure where the winds will take me next. The Summer Olympics is ending in Tokyo this week. Most athletes will go home, but some, a select few, will fall in love with the city and stay behind to forge new lives and loves. That community of expats will need well-traveled guides to aid them: someone to clean the house, someone to make spiced agave nectar. Someone to describe their podcast episodes. In the meantime, I bid you farewell, dear reader. I have trained a blockchain-based artificial intelligence agent on all 228 of my episode descriptions, and it will be taking over my duties. I hope we will meet again on some other RSS feed some other day. It's been a pleasure to serve you. My name is Loam Quigley, and I love Wednesdays and midnights. Plugs this week: Ransomware (Hao) Aloha Collections' splash-proof travel bags (Kate) downersradio@gmail.com • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on instagram and twitter • https://hrf.org
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UFOs are Real, and It is What It is
Jul 14, 202101:08:46Tap to summarize#227 – With the U.S. government wholeheartedly endorsing the concept of unidentified flying objects, we thought it would be GREAT (content-wise) to, once again, turn our attention to these mysterious objects in the sky. Are they visitors from a distant civilization, and why haven't we tried shooting a missile at them? Then, in the second half, we talk about thought-terminating clichés (Lies of the devil, Now is not the time) and how they might lead to sudden divorce. Also, at the end, a Special Announcement about the future of Downers. Plugs this week: Spider window (Hao) Journey to the Microcosmos (Jack) F1 racecar driving (Kate) downersradio@gmail.com • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on instagram and twitter • https://hrf.org
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The Sequel to Candyland is Candycountry
Jul 7, 202100:56:10Tap to summarize#226 – Candy: we've all had it, but what if there were more of it? In this episode, Downers invents new types of candies. Also: voting. We've all done it, but if there were more of it (more types of voting systems)? In this episode, Downers invents new types of voting systems. Also: Kate buys a delivery of kombucha! Plugs this week: Ancient ruins (Hao) A Collection of Unmitigated Pedantry (Jack) Taboocha 大杯茶 (Kate) downersradio@gmail.com • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on instagram and twitter • https://hrf.org
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Downers Answers Yahoo! Answers Questions
Jun 30, 202100:58:33Tap to summarize#225 (REUPLOAD) – How is babby formed? Do we live in a giant, sophisticated simulation? How can you tell if someone likes you just as much you like them? Back in the heyday of the internet, there was only one place you could go to get answers like these — Yahoo! Answers. On this episode, we hop into the wayback machine and sincerely answer these questions, long after they've been 404'd from the internet. Also: The Sims! Holes! Plugs this week: Asking for help (Hao) Cast-iron pans, seasoned (Jack) Clothes from GIRLFRIEND COLLECTIVE (Kate) downersradio@gmail.com • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on instagram and twitter • https://hrf.org
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Our Thoughts on "New" Pokémon Snap: Iglin is the New Igloo
Jun 23, 202101:01:19Tap to summarize#224 – Local NYC politics AND a sensual take on New Pokémon Snap take focus on this week's episode of Downers. Why is Professor Mirror so thirsty for our photos? Call us at 3252-2109-66 and leave a voicemail. Plugs this week: Hugs (Hao) ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (Jack) Walk shorts (Kate) downersradio@gmail.com • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on instagram and twitter • https://hrf.org
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Aphantasia!
Jun 16, 202101:03:57Tap to summarize#223 – The Downers crew reunite for a classic three-host episode. Can't picture a green apple in your head? Having trouble counting sheep? Is your spank bank more of a septic tank? Well, you might have APHANTASIA, the topic of this week's episode. Aphantasia is the inability to voluntarily create mental images in one's mind, and it's not to be confused with Mort Garson's seminal album PLANTASIA. Also, we talk about abolishing table service, and #downerslive. Plugs this week: Robe first robe (Kate) Albert Einstein (Hao) New Pokémon Snap (Kate) downersradio@gmail.com • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on instagram and twitter • https://hrf.org
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Parameters II
Jun 9, 202100:56:55Tap to summarize#222 – Way back in the episode #000000000001, Hao and Jack (with Kate relegated to a feature segment) delved into PARAMETERS, as we figured out what the podcast should be back when we had no idea what the show would be like—as opposed to now, when we have a really strong conception of what the show should be like. It's really important to know the parameters of something when you start doing something. This time around, Hao and Jack (with Kate relegated to her cool, busy life) ask: What's the podcast like now? And are we going bald? Plugs this week: Mugs (Hao) REPLY 1988 (Jack) downersradio@gmail.com • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on instagram and twitter • https://hrf.org
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Squashing Beefs II: Confrontations: Volume I: Dawn Club
Jun 2, 202101:13:04Tap to summarize#221 – Confrontation is both an art and a science. On this podcast, it's also an idea for an episode. In this episode, Hao, Kate, and Ian confront each other about past segments and other general grievances. It's important to confront all sorts of people: coworkers, lovers, friends, and minor household objects. Plugs this week: Perfect quiet (Hao) Screen Time (Ian) Cinnamon scones (Kate) downersradio@gmail.com • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on instagram and twitter • https://hrf.org
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Let's Play Slay the Spire!
May 26, 202101:20:41Tap to summarize#220 – As a followup to the massively successful Sims episode, Kate and Hao decide to SLAY THE SPIRE. We journey deep into the spire in an attempt to kill The Heart on ascension 20. Also: Downers' new social media outgrowths; quinoa; and mean-heartedness on Twitch. Plugs this week: Nalgene bottles (Kate) Sandwiches from Mekelburg's (Hao) downersradio@gmail.com • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on instagram and twitter • https://hrf.org
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