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Hayden
Howdy, howdy ho, and welcome to Fantasy Fan Fellas. I'm Hayden, producer of the Fantasy Fangirls podcast and your resident lover of all things Sanderson.
Stephen
And I'm Stephen, your bookish Internet goofball. But you can call me the Smash Daddy.
Hayden
And we are currently deep diving Brandon Sanderson's fantasy epic Mistborn. But here's the catch. Steven here has not read Mistborn before.
Stephen
That's right.
Brent Spiner
Hey hey.
Stephen
So each week you'll get my unfiltered raw reactions to every single chapter.
Hayden
And along the way we'll do character deep dives, magic explainers, and Steven will even try to guess what's next. Spoiler alert. He'll be wrong.
Stephen
Newsflash. I'm never wrong. Episodes come out every Wednesday, and you can find Fantasy Fan fellows wherever you get your podcasts.
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Jonathan Frakes
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Brent Spiner
That's what the kind of you don't
Jonathan Frakes
call each other anymore. Is that right?
Brent Spiner
They used to get together for dinner. They'd call it their Sunday dinner. And then they talk about where each of them has separated to do different works, but they seem to be catching up on Mike, which I think is effective. We could do worse than have Smartless's success.
Jonathan Frakes
Those are great. We did the live show. I remember. I don't generally read the feedback, but I thought, well, let me see what people are saying. Excuse me. Let me see what people are saying.
Brent Spiner
You're not supposed to read the comments.
Jonathan Frakes
No, exactly.
Brent Spiner
Because social.
Jonathan Frakes
It's like reading reviews and you do a play or a movie, and they're never good enough.
Brent Spiner
And they remember. All I ever remember. The bad.
Jonathan Frakes
The bad ones kill you, and the good ones are never good enough that you're looking for. This was the single greatest performance of all time. And anything less than that is a disappointment. Oh, God, it hurts, actually. But here's what I was gonna say about the feedback from the fans. There were a few people who mentioned the fact that I was having what they call senior moments where I couldn't think of somebody's name. And I just want.
Brent Spiner
I have that all the time.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, well, I just want the fans to know that will continue.
Brent Spiner
You can look forward to that for
Jonathan Frakes
both of us, please. And feel free to pretend you don't
Brent Spiner
have those same things.
Jonathan Frakes
You know what I was going to say? In my 30s, I used to say I wish people would wear name tags because I couldn't remember anybody's names. So I was having senior moments in my 30s. The other senior moment thing you folks out there can count on, count on is that I will repeat stories that I've already told at least three or four times with no awareness that I've already told them. You'll know. Everybody here will know, but I will not know. And that'll be the fun of it.
Brent Spiner
We have a policy in my family that when I start to repeat a story, the kids can call repeat. Or what they usually say is dad hole, repeat. But then the repeat I defend by saying, is there somebody here who hasn't heard it yet? They roll their eyes and admit that maybe there is.
Jonathan Frakes
In my house, I know for a fact I have never told a story I haven't told before. You know, that's the. That's the feedback I get at home. Yeah, we know. You told us.
Brent Spiner
We think they're amusing, these stories, or
Jonathan Frakes
important or they're interesting. How about that?
Brent Spiner
My father used to say when we'd go to the theater, he said, I really like the set. And that meant the place.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, exactly. I've Been watching Ken Burns. American Revolution.
Brent Spiner
Hurt is great.
Jonathan Frakes
It's so informative. It's. It's.
Seth MacFarlane
So.
Brent Spiner
Why does he have such magic?
Jonathan Frakes
Well, he's brilliant.
Brent Spiner
He's informed, he's calm, and yet the style is so simple that. Wonderful. Pushing into the photograph.
Jonathan Frakes
This one has no live footage, obviously, because it's American Revolution, and it doesn't
Brent Spiner
bother to do any kind of fake reenactment that other documentaries would attempt. Does he have guests and voiceover guys?
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, yeah. Mandy Patinkin is Ben Franklin.
Brent Spiner
Tell me about man.
Jonathan Frakes
Hold on. Yeah, Mandy. Give it to me.
Brent Spiner
Tell me about Mandy.
Jonathan Frakes
Mandy. Well, I've known Mandy for years and years and years.
Brent Spiner
Did you know him before Sunday in the Park?
Jonathan Frakes
Yes, I did a play with him at the Public Theater.
Seth MacFarlane
Wow.
Jonathan Frakes
Public Theater.
Brent Spiner
This is why he's the head of Name Dropping or Dropping Names and Other Things.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. Did a play with Mandy, Diane Wiest.
Brent Spiner
Wonderful, wonderful, underrated, unappreciated, brilliant actress.
Jonathan Frakes
We thought at the time we were working with her, Mandy would say she's. She's the greatest there is. She's fantastic. You know, Mandy and Catherine, his wife, have a podcast now, I believe.
Brent Spiner
Have you seen any of that? I've seen their clips of it.
Jonathan Frakes
Stuff at home.
Brent Spiner
It's a riot. Yeah, it's so Hamish. Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
But, yeah, so I did this play, Leave it to Beaver is Dead. It was called Waiting for the. It was 79, because I sang a song called waiting for the 80s to come and. Really? Yeah. Saul Rubinek was in it, Maury Chaikin, all these Canadians. And it was directed by Des Macanough,
Brent Spiner
who went on to run the theater
Jonathan Frakes
in San Diego, and he created Jersey Boys and Big river and a bunch of others.
Brent Spiner
You were in Big river too, weren't you?
Jonathan Frakes
I was.
Brent Spiner
Did you replace Rene Aubergenois?
Jonathan Frakes
I did. Oh, man.
Brent Spiner
I know a lot about your career.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, Rene was the greatest. He really was.
Brent Spiner
Oliver Schulman. He was not only his talent, his heart and his spirit, his sense of humor.
Jonathan Frakes
Loved him so much. He was a great, great guy.
Brent Spiner
I'm cold now. I need more coffee.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
If I can't take my coffee break, my coffee break, my coffee break. If I can't take three daily trips and taste cardboard between my lips, you
Jonathan Frakes
know more songs than anybody.
Seth MacFarlane
Dropping names and other things. Where the whiskey flows and the laughter sings. Pull up a seat, join the game
Stephen
of Bread and Johnny Podash Show.
Brent Spiner
You know, the premise of the show is this, like.
Seth MacFarlane
What's that New Yorker cartoon? It's like we Have a podcast where we, me and my buddy, talking about movies. But the twist is we also joke around a lot,
Brent Spiner
dropping names and other things. The Brent and Johnny show and who more than you could drop names, probably. No, you're a name. Seth MacFarlane's with us, ladies and gentlemen.
Jonathan Frakes
Tell me if this is true. Knowing Cool Whip as well as you do, I've heard, and I don't know if this is true, that there's only one ingredients difference between Cool Whip and the container it comes in.
Seth MacFarlane
Is that true?
Jonathan Frakes
I know what I've heard.
Seth MacFarlane
I don't know.
Brent Spiner
I need to read that.
Jonathan Frakes
Years I've been. I've been spouting that. I don't even know if it's true anymore.
Brent Spiner
It could be bullshit.
Jonathan Frakes
It could be.
Seth MacFarlane
This is like. This is a Roddenberry here.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
At least according to Brannon. Is that solo cup full of booze, right?
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, please. Indeed. Oh, yeah. And. But you have to have egg salad on your face.
Seth MacFarlane
That's where I always wonder where synthal came from. And then I got old enough to drink. I'm like, oh, okay, that's what it is.
Brent Spiner
I get it.
Seth MacFarlane
That's what it is.
Brent Spiner
But you can shake it off. Synthal you could shake off.
Seth MacFarlane
That's the whole point. Right? The desire to.
Brent Spiner
Exactly. I discovered at 70 from Nana visitor that Reposado does the same thing.
Jonathan Frakes
Does, really?
Brent Spiner
Because I used to drink Johnny Walker Blanc.
Seth MacFarlane
Is that how you pronounce? Is it Nana Visitor.
Jonathan Frakes
Na, na, na, na.
Brent Spiner
Visitor. How do you say her name?
Seth MacFarlane
I used to sound like. You were saying it, like a Spanish accent.
Brent Spiner
It is Na, na. Visitor.
Jonathan Frakes
Na, na, na, na.
Brent Spiner
Visitor.
Seth MacFarlane
Na, na.
Brent Spiner
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
I won't talk about this. I know this is not a Star Trek podcast.
Jonathan Frakes
It's okay.
Seth MacFarlane
I know this is about, like.
Brent Spiner
No, but Star Trek is why it
Jonathan Frakes
works its way in.
Brent Spiner
Why.
Jonathan Frakes
Why we.
Brent Spiner
We joined your world.
Seth MacFarlane
That's right. That's right.
Brent Spiner
We were invited on Family Guy.
Jonathan Frakes
I mean, you know, I was thinking, you've got a real Graham Norton vibe going on right now with that drink. Right.
Brent Spiner
Did you ever do Graham?
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. I saw you on Graham Norton.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. That's a great show.
Seth MacFarlane
It's a great show. It's a huge audience.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, yeah.
Brent Spiner
But it encourages people to drink, which I think is.
Seth MacFarlane
He does.
Brent Spiner
He does. Because I watched a bit of Bill as well.
Seth MacFarlane
A bit of what?
Brent Spiner
Bill Maher.
Seth MacFarlane
Oh, yeah.
Brent Spiner
He told a story on one of his. On one of his TV episodes. He said, well, I sometimes mix up the drinks. I Mean, one time I screwed Seth MacFarlane up and I gave his drink to some TV.
Seth MacFarlane
It was Darrell Issa. It was the politician Darrell Issa, who was. And I, And I remember because he was out there for the, you know, one on one interview with Bill and.
Brent Spiner
Oh, the pre.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, it was live. And he was sipping out of his cup, he was going like this and he was like, wow, there's booze in here. And Bill thought he was doing a bit and he's like, there really is booze in here. And he keeps drinking. And then I got out and you hey, there's water in here. And then Bill kind of did the math. Oh, wait a minute. And then Darrell Issac comes back out at the end, like, hands me his half drunken mug. So I finished it off and we all had a nice time.
Jonathan Frakes
But have you done Bill's podcast? Oh, did you?
Brent Spiner
That's what I watched yesterday.
Seth MacFarlane
Oh, yes, I have done his podcast.
Jonathan Frakes
Where is that?
Seth MacFarlane
It's at his. I'm allowed to say it's at his home.
Jonathan Frakes
It's his house. I would tell you where he lives.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, yeah.
Brent Spiner
He has the same vibe. He's got these kind of chairs.
Seth MacFarlane
He does. He's got these kind of chair. These kind of like this kind of vibe. Like the man cave basement.
Brent Spiner
But you two are friends. Old friends.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, yeah. No, he's. He's great. We've been friends a long time and it's. There's a lot of. He smokes a lot of pot in the podcast.
Brent Spiner
He's one of the great, proud representatives.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, yeah. And you have booze.
Jonathan Frakes
He spoke. Smoke spot. To get straight. Right. I mean, because I can't imagine it really affects him anymore.
Seth MacFarlane
No, that's. I think it's like, it's the reason people take like, you know, Xanax or whatever, like when they're in stressful situations, like to get you down to like normal.
Jonathan Frakes
Right.
Seth MacFarlane
Not to, you know, fall asleep, but just like, I just want to be like the rest of you.
Brent Spiner
So host number one didn't sleep at all last night.
Seth MacFarlane
Really?
Jonathan Frakes
No. I tell you what, let me mention that again. Thank you for mentioning it. I don't know what happened last night. I. I've said before, I laid in bed doing my mantra for eight hours, thinking eventually it will put me to sleep.
Seth MacFarlane
What's your.
Brent Spiner
Thank God you ask. I thought you'd never ask.
Jonathan Frakes
Let me share what it is, but I think.
Brent Spiner
What gonna share your mantra?
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, but I think because it won't work. Oh, wait, it didn't work.
Seth MacFarlane
Is it like a birthday wish where if you say it out loud, it's not gonna come?
Jonathan Frakes
That's what they say. You know what? That's what they tell you. I don't know, but that's what Jeff Goldblum in any hall. Right?
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. I forgot my mantra.
Jonathan Frakes
Right?
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
I think what it was, was so much anxiety about being in your presence. I think all night I was thinking, yeah, think how Heath is coming, Seth is coming, and then say my, you know, nami oranga kios or whatever over again. Yeah, yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
So you're lying in bed going, seth is coming.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, that was my mantra. Think of that.
Brent Spiner
That was like low hanging fruit. I'm not even. I'm not even gonna. It was right there.
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Seth MacFarlane
I let it go, people.
Brent Spiner
I let it go.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, please. I released it. Yeah, yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Thank God. It's like. That's like putting a steaming pie on a windowsill for you, man.
Jonathan Frakes
Seth, you have done everything in show business. Seriously. Your body of work is. Can you just share? I mean, it's unbelievable. You've done everything.
Seth MacFarlane
You guys are doing pretty well.
Jonathan Frakes
You said, well, we're doing okay. But he at least can sing. Well. Yeah, but Seth sings, does concerts all over the world.
Brent Spiner
Tenor. I saw the clip of you doing. Were you at the bowl in a white tux?
Seth MacFarlane
Yes, I was. Yes.
Brent Spiner
And were you doing.
Seth MacFarlane
I think that was the John Williams show. That was a few years back.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. I can't remember the last time I sang with Streisand, can you? You sang with Barbara, right?
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Ariana Grande.
Seth MacFarlane
She was great. She was wonderful. Yeah, Yeah. I think I was hungover that day. Which for some reason, well, didn't help, but whatever it was, I was.
Jonathan Frakes
Wait a minute.
Brent Spiner
Barbra Streisand, Please. Is that what happens?
Seth MacFarlane
You drop a name and you gotta ring your bell?
Jonathan Frakes
That's it.
Seth MacFarlane
This is. Man, this is like. This is crazy. It's like I'm on the View.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Very similar to the View.
Jonathan Frakes
Don't walk off in a house.
Seth MacFarlane
No, no, no, no. I'm here. No, I don't have the energy to walk off.
Jonathan Frakes
I do want to say something right off the bat.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
My son Jackson, who is a aspiring filmmaker, he's a. Thank you. He. He. Jackson, you got a bell. I. He is a screenwriting major, graduated from Chapman, and he. He wanted me to share this with you.
Seth MacFarlane
Yes.
Jonathan Frakes
That he thinks that Roger the alien is maybe the greatest character ever on television, if not in all of fiction.
Seth MacFarlane
Really?
Brent Spiner
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
The greatest character in all of fiction.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. He Just thinks it's just such a genius character.
Seth MacFarlane
And saying that to you.
Jonathan Frakes
Saying that to me and saying that to me and say, hey, will you tell Seth that I think. And I said yes, Done.
Seth MacFarlane
His dad's fucking data, and he's saying Roger is the idea. That's insane.
Jonathan Frakes
Well, he's never seen mind shows.
Seth MacFarlane
He hasn't?
Jonathan Frakes
No. He maybe seen my college and he
Brent Spiner
wrote to me or called me from college. He said, my roommate took me to see First Contact. Pretty good movie. Dad.
Jonathan Frakes
I said, you were, too.
Brent Spiner
He was like, what?
Seth MacFarlane
So he didn't, like, visit you on set? He didn't, like.
Brent Spiner
He was scared of the Borg.
Seth MacFarlane
Oh. Oh, okay.
Brent Spiner
Terrified you. He had to hold him, and he was scared shitless of the Borg. But they. They had no interest.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, yeah.
Brent Spiner
No interest.
Seth MacFarlane
The Borg were scary.
Brent Spiner
Borg were great.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, they were pretty great.
Brent Spiner
Ron and Brannon. How's Brannon?
Seth MacFarlane
Brannon. Well, you're not gonna ring the bell for.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, come on. That was the song.
Brent Spiner
I'm gonna go back to Ron.
Jonathan Frakes
And that was for Ron and Brannon. Exactly.
Seth MacFarlane
I always feel so sorry for the editors of these podcasts who have to make sense of all this shit.
Brent Spiner
Well, fortunately, it's in my friend Eric, our producer and editor and everything. Cut the bell out of our first. We did the first episode with LeVar, and we got to take a look at it, and we reference the bell.
Jonathan Frakes
We talk.
Brent Spiner
He makes fun of the bell. Yeah, no bell. But now how do you feel?
Jonathan Frakes
It's back in.
Brent Spiner
Thank God.
Jonathan Frakes
Speaking of no bell, you're telling me. No, I don't want to talk about that. You know, I know you don't. You don't like to discuss your personal life too much, and this is going to get too scary.
Seth MacFarlane
This is one of those dishy podcasts,
Jonathan Frakes
but this is about dropping names, too. But I want to know, did you know your grandfather?
Seth MacFarlane
Yes. Oh, I knew.
Jonathan Frakes
I knew your maternal grandfather.
Seth MacFarlane
My maternal or paternal?
Jonathan Frakes
Maternal, I believe. Maternal. Was he the 28 Olympics?
Seth MacFarlane
He was, yes. Wow. Done your research?
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. Well, Seth's grandfather on his mother's side was in Amsterdam for the 28. 1928 Olympics. He was on the track and field team.
Seth MacFarlane
He threw the javelin.
Jonathan Frakes
He threw javelin. Well, that's track and field.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Isn't it?
Brent Spiner
That's field.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. Basically, you're asking, like, the least athletic person on the planet, so. Yeah, well, sure. Let track and feed.
Jonathan Frakes
You don't throw javelin.
Seth MacFarlane
I don't. I don't.
Brent Spiner
That's how Yamamoto warms up, by the way, is that.
Jonathan Frakes
Right.
Brent Spiner
The Dodger picture. He throws a javelin across in the outfield. Have you seen that?
Hayden
Huh?
Brent Spiner
That's part of his.
Jonathan Frakes
He wasn't in the 2811. No.
Brent Spiner
Okay, continue.
Jonathan Frakes
So. But that's the Olympics.
Brent Spiner
That was Yamamoto.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. Who is that? What, the Admiral.
Brent Spiner
That's the picture of the Dodgers save the World Series.
Seth MacFarlane
Was there also an Admiral Yamamoto? Yeah.
Brent Spiner
You are good.
Jonathan Frakes
But at that. 20th World War II.
Seth MacFarlane
Or is that Star Trek?
Brent Spiner
That was Star Trek. Okay.
Jonathan Frakes
Your grandfather, he didn't continue to throw the javelin the rest of his life, did he?
Seth MacFarlane
He didn't, no. He became sort of a Dale Carnegie figure.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh.
Seth MacFarlane
He was a public speaking guru who would teach corporate types and celebrities and executives how to effectively engage in public speaking events.
Jonathan Frakes
Wow.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
That's interesting.
Seth MacFarlane
He wrote a book called Speak youk Way to Success.
Jonathan Frakes
Is that right?
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
I knew. I used to date a woman whose father.
Brent Spiner
Those are the days.
Jonathan Frakes
Whose father was in the Olympics as well. And he was in a later Olympic. He was in the. In the Olympics in Berlin, in 30s, 1936 Olympics. He was the one with Jesse Owen
Seth MacFarlane
and Hitler, I think.
Jonathan Frakes
And Hitler. Yeah. Turned his back on Jeff. Jesse Owen.
Seth MacFarlane
Right.
Jonathan Frakes
He made his career after that doing public speaking. Really? And maybe your father taught him. It's possible because they all knew each other from Olympics.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
But your grandfather was at the Olympics when Johnny Weissmuller won two gold medals.
Seth MacFarlane
He was Tarzan.
Jonathan Frakes
Played Tarzan. Right. And the great Finnish. And you'll know about this. The great Finnish runner Pawo Nurmi. And I have to say, I think at this moment in time, in the last 10 years, I could be the only person who said Pavo Nurmi out loud.
Brent Spiner
Does Paavo Nurmi get one?
Jonathan Frakes
I think so. He was a great, great runner.
Seth MacFarlane
Speaking of Tarzan, we had a writer. I'm gonna try and tell the story. Cause it's not that funny, but it's kind of funny if you've directed. We had a writer on Family Guy who was running a show, which I will not name, working with an actor who I will not name. And there was a line. Yeah, no bells.
Jonathan Frakes
So far, so good.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a line where he had to say the word Tarzan and the actor was from the south. And he kept pronouncing it Tarzan. Hey, you look like Tarzan in that thing. And the director to say, you know, it's actually the. The accent is on the second syllable. And he goes, all right, I'll get it. Hey, you look like Tarzan in that thing. And that's the kind of Pain. That. That. How. How do you. What do you. How do you. How do you do that without giving a line reading? How do you fix that?
Brent Spiner
I'm not above line readings. Are you?
Seth MacFarlane
I'm not. I mean, it depends on the person.
Brent Spiner
I've seen you give them.
Seth MacFarlane
Yes.
Brent Spiner
I've never seen you take them.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, I do take them. On things like American dad and Family Guy occasionally. Now that I'm not there every day, I will take.
Brent Spiner
But not on the.
Seth MacFarlane
Orville, I think I would definitely give
Brent Spiner
you a line reading.
Seth MacFarlane
I mean, from who, though?
Brent Spiner
My point exactly. Which brings me to the experience of working for you on Orville. Have you heard this story?
Jonathan Frakes
I've heard stories. I've heard lots of stories.
Brent Spiner
First of all, he loved our stuff so much he hired Brannon and Robbie, Duncan McNeil and myself and Marvin. And it was Surround and Goodman who wrote Post Mustache.
Seth MacFarlane
Marvin Rush.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
And Post the. He used to have a two way radio to remember he was following the invasions of Afghanistan or Iran or Kuwait. He was mad. Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
He used to drive. He used to come to our set on his bicycle that he lived miles away.
Seth MacFarlane
He lived on a boat, I think,
Brent Spiner
as I would call it.
Jonathan Frakes
He lived on a boat. He would come all the way from the marina to Paramount Pictures on his bicycle. But I think he took the freeway so he could go fast.
Seth MacFarlane
This is the director of photography for Star Trek the Next Generation.
Brent Spiner
And Orville.
Seth MacFarlane
And Orville. Yes. And Orville as well. Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. So Marvin. Fantastic. DP actually. Did you get on with him?
Seth MacFarlane
Oh, yeah.
Brent Spiner
I loved him.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
He did Hell on Wheels. He know John Castell.
Seth MacFarlane
He did, that's right.
Jonathan Frakes
Beautiful.
Seth MacFarlane
Yes, yes.
Jonathan Frakes
So go ahead, tell your story.
Seth MacFarlane
He was just looking down. He wasn't asleep. He was looking at the.
Brent Spiner
They're counting the bells. Marvin didn't get one. Kassar certainly gets one.
Seth MacFarlane
God. So I did watch Ally McBeal. All these bells.
Brent Spiner
Oh, my goodness. And the third season comes around, or the second season comes around. And I said, hey, Seth, how come I got taken out of the rotation? I thought we did okay. He said, come on, Frakes.
Seth MacFarlane
Is that what I said?
Brent Spiner
Yeah, come on. You've worked with me.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Am I a nightmare to work with as a director? Because there were rules on the set. You don't call action without Seth there. Seth created the show. He knows from being a brilliant animator the angle and the frame. So he'll adjust the camera and when we finish a setup or you finish, he has a note.
Jonathan Frakes
Well, hell, I could have directed that.
Brent Spiner
My point Exactly. So he said, would you rather be my friend or would you rather direct on the show? Let's stick with the first.
Seth MacFarlane
It got to the certain point where it's like, you know what? Let's just. It's just better that I don't want to put anyone through this. I'll just do it myself.
Brent Spiner
For fuck's sake.
Seth MacFarlane
It was great.
Brent Spiner
And you double teamed and you got through the episode.
Seth MacFarlane
Yes, yes. Brilliant, brilliant director.
Jonathan Frakes
Well, tell us about it.
Seth MacFarlane
I'm the problem, not him. Let's be very clear about that.
Jonathan Frakes
I wasn't there, so I came.
Brent Spiner
Who we had on one of the episodes? Charlize Theron.
Jonathan Frakes
Yes, Charlize.
Seth MacFarlane
Charlize Theron.
Jonathan Frakes
I love Charlize. Fabulous. She's a great actor.
Seth MacFarlane
Good for you for pronouncing her name properly because so many people say therone.
Jonathan Frakes
No, I love her. I thought she.
Brent Spiner
She's a buddy of yours, no?
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's great.
Brent Spiner
I did the voice of the. In the book, the 10,000 Ways to Design.
Seth MacFarlane
That's right, you did.
Jonathan Frakes
That's right.
Seth MacFarlane
Charlize's voice. I can tell you she would be delighted to know that you did her voice. She adored you.
Jonathan Frakes
How much? Enough to come on our show.
Seth MacFarlane
I mean, you could ask. I could ask her.
Jonathan Frakes
And no is not okay, by the way.
Seth MacFarlane
That's.
Jonathan Frakes
Clearly.
Seth MacFarlane
You didn't live through 26. Brent. I'm ashamed of you.
Brent Spiner
You have beautiful home for fundraising events. Is that how you.
Seth MacFarlane
Yes, yes, yes.
Brent Spiner
Which brings me to my next question. What happened to the Christmas party?
Jonathan Frakes
You're just not invited?
Brent Spiner
No, no.
Jonathan Frakes
That's what happens.
Brent Spiner
No, I missed one or two. First of all, for anyone viewing and I say this, it's the coolest, biggest, most fabulous party I have ever been to. And I bet I'm not the only person who told you that. It's magnificent. Have you ever been invited?
Jonathan Frakes
I have been invited. I haven't come. Cause I'm, you know, I'm bad at parties.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
I wouldn't go New York if it won your party.
Brent Spiner
You had to. Fabulous food, fabulous booze. There's like knitting, T shirt making, there's all kinds of crafting. And there sings with an orchestra. He sings with an orchestra. And if you're privileged, as I was one night at this party, to go downstairs into the bar. I think, correct me if I'm wrong, it was you and me, Sacha Baron Cohen and RFK Jr. What? Is that possible?
Seth MacFarlane
This is. I must have been really drunk. I have no memory of this Is that. Are you sure it was me and not Donny Osmond? Maybe I was the one who wasn't there.
Brent Spiner
You were there.
Jonathan Frakes
I went there.
Brent Spiner
Sasha Bartone. Makes sense, right?
Seth MacFarlane
Yes, that one makes sense. Yeah. I don't remember, though. I don't. It's. But again, that was like. I used to like and vibe at those parties.
Brent Spiner
Yeah, we all did.
Seth MacFarlane
Just.
Brent Spiner
We were encouraged to use Uber or Lyft.
Seth MacFarlane
I remember.
Brent Spiner
And there was a. There was a golf cart. Took you up to the point. It was spectacular, by the way, and I appreciate. Okay, enough about that. I'm glad it wasn't rfk. That's all I could tell you.
Seth MacFarlane
Sacha Baron Cohen, you gotta ring the bell.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, rfk. Sasha, please. I want to ask you about somebody. Well, first of all, I want to ask you.
Brent Spiner
Oh, yeah, this is the whole point
Jonathan Frakes
of this whole series. Or we call it a series. This. This podcast. I. Who have you. Because you know, everybody. You freaking hosted the Oscars. Who have you met? Who have you been in a room with that you fanboyed over that you just couldn't believe you were there?
Seth MacFarlane
You know, happening right now.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, thank you, man. Please. I can only imagine.
Seth MacFarlane
You mean.
Brent Spiner
You mean a slide from.
Seth MacFarlane
There is.
Jonathan Frakes
There is.
Seth MacFarlane
There was a moment. There was a moment where you remember Jonathan Ames, who ran Blunt Talk, the show that Patrick was on.
Jonathan Frakes
I love Blunt Talk.
Seth MacFarlane
It was after one of the first table reads, I guess, and he was going to Sunset Tower, and he texted me and he said, I'm going to meet Patrick. And.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, I remember this.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. And the rest of the cast of Star Trek is gonna be there.
Jonathan Frakes
Were you there?
Seth MacFarlane
And he said, do you wanna come? And I. You know, before he finished the M and cum, the car was doing a U turn.
Brent Spiner
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
And I showed up, and I didn't realize how bad my poker face was, because later on on, I think it was Conan. Patrick is telling a story about you. So Seth MacFarlane walks in, and he sees us all sitting there at this table, and this stupid grin spreads across his face, and I'm like, you're not wrong. He is not inaccurate. He is a truthful man.
Jonathan Frakes
You produced Blunt Talk, right?
Seth MacFarlane
I did, yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
I love Blunt Talk. I think it's among the best things Patrick ever did. He is so brave in it and so funny.
Seth MacFarlane
And Jonathan is a fantastic writer.
Jonathan Frakes
Love Jonathan.
Seth MacFarlane
Very textured.
Brent Spiner
He loved doing it.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Patrick really loved doing that show. Sir Patrick.
Jonathan Frakes
Sir Patrick. Jonathan. I had a tiny bit. I played a character on Blunt Talk.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. Oh, I know.
Jonathan Frakes
Phil the Piano player. And I did, I think, three episodes, and I just saw Jonathan Ames somewhere and he said, oh, it's too bad they canceled. You were gonna be featured heavily in the next season.
Brent Spiner
Famous last words. Great, you're recurring. You'll probably be back next season. It's going to work out fine for you.
Seth MacFarlane
You'll be a recurring character.
Jonathan Frakes
But this.
Seth MacFarlane
This set is, by the way, very. This is you guys, huh?
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Brett and Johnny.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, that's us.
Brent Spiner
Dropping names.
Seth MacFarlane
Do people call you Johnny?
Brent Spiner
Only he.
Jonathan Frakes
Is that right? And he?
Brent Spiner
Yeah, only he.
Jonathan Frakes
Johnny, yeah.
Brent Spiner
Oh, Johnny.
Seth MacFarlane
No one else calls you Johnny.
Brent Spiner
I don't think so.
Jonathan Frakes
They will now.
Brent Spiner
That's my plan.
Seth MacFarlane
Johnny Frakes.
Brent Spiner
What do you call me?
Seth MacFarlane
Freaks.
Brent Spiner
Most people call me freaks.
Seth MacFarlane
Like when you were growing up, did they say, oh, look at little Johnny Frakes made good out there on the spaceship?
Brent Spiner
Never. My grandmother used Joe Nathan. Joe Nathan for Jonathan.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh.
Seth MacFarlane
Oh.
Brent Spiner
That was as weird as my name got. And everyone in the world calls me Franks, obviously. And my kids say, what the is? They don't say, what the. What is up with Franks? Why do people say Franks? I said, they imagine that Frakes is an impossible name. It has to have an N in it.
Jonathan Frakes
No, like Spinner. I'm Spinner.
Brent Spiner
Brent Spinner.
Seth MacFarlane
Does Frakes have an N in it?
Jonathan Frakes
You can have mine. No way.
Brent Spiner
Not this time. Who's the tallest man you ever saw?
Seth MacFarlane
It's.
Brent Spiner
You ever want to write your name in wet cement? You ever want to go wandering beneath the deep blue sea? Beyond belief, Fact or fiction?
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, very good. I love.
Brent Spiner
There's a nice reference. So nice.
Seth MacFarlane
There's a video on YouTube that is like, Jonathan Frakes telling you you're wrong for five minutes straight.
Brent Spiner
Our writers made that one up.
Seth MacFarlane
Not this time.
Brent Spiner
Not this time.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, it's good.
Seth MacFarlane
It's a fantasy. We made it up.
Brent Spiner
We made that one.
Jonathan Frakes
Seth. Do you ever have any time to just relax?
Brent Spiner
Have you ever been out for a drink with Seth?
Jonathan Frakes
Well, only at the. That. That dinner we had.
Brent Spiner
No, we went. Yeah, to the old hotel. Chateau.
Seth MacFarlane
Chateau.
Brent Spiner
He finds time.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Because I'm like, listen, listen, I've said this to him. I've said this to Dorn to you. Like, any one of you guys calls me up at, like, you know, 11 o' clock at night, listen, I need to go drinking right now. I'm there.
Jonathan Frakes
All right?
Seth MacFarlane
I'm there.
Jonathan Frakes
All right.
Seth MacFarlane
Special place in my heart for you, gentlemen.
Jonathan Frakes
Well, thank you. And back at you. Thank you. Who do I want to ask you about then? You know who I want to know about? Jack Sheldon. Oh.
Seth MacFarlane
Oh, wow.
Brent Spiner
I was going to talk Sheldon as well.
Seth MacFarlane
There's no way that you do your own research, because this is deep dives. This is like somebody's briefing you.
Jonathan Frakes
No, no, we talked about Sheldon when
Brent Spiner
we were on the Orville.
Seth MacFarlane
Because if you do. I'm impressed.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, I'm impressed, Brent. Nobody would have.
Seth MacFarlane
It's almost like you have this internal file system.
Brent Spiner
I could turn that shit off. I know how to turn it off.
Jonathan Frakes
Start doing the head.
Seth MacFarlane
Jack Sheldon.
Jonathan Frakes
Yes. I love Jack Sheldon.
Brent Spiner
He was on our show. He was here. No, he was on Star Trek.
Seth MacFarlane
Oh, I guess that's.
Brent Spiner
He was in the episode of Minuet. Oh, he was.
Seth MacFarlane
He was the trumpet player.
Brent Spiner
He was the trumpet player.
Jonathan Frakes
Was that the one where Sean Connery walked through the room?
Brent Spiner
Oh, that was great.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. We were doing a scene on a holodeck in a. In a bar, and they were shooting Untouchables and. And they were rolling. And all of a sudden, through one of a door comes Sean Connery, walks right onto the set. Wait a minute. Yeah. He's looking around at all of this going on, and he goes, does anyone know where Alan King is
Seth MacFarlane
looking for Sean Connery? Just looking for Alan King. Wandering around. If I was an editor, I would find a way to at least get the walk.
Jonathan Frakes
Exactly.
Seth MacFarlane
Wow.
Jonathan Frakes
But Jack Sheldon, great jazz trumpet player.
Seth MacFarlane
Yep.
Jonathan Frakes
And a really funny, funny guy. Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
And. And a textured singer. Oh, I love his singing Schoolhouse Rock for. For those people who have made the connection. Yeah, it's.
Jonathan Frakes
But I've heard some of his recordings and. And just. He's fantastic.
Brent Spiner
Used to go see him on his birthday at that club in Hollywood.
Jonathan Frakes
He's Herb Albert's place.
Brent Spiner
No, Vibrato. That's where I see Seth. Have you been up there?
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. I mean, not in years, but I will if I move.
Brent Spiner
Seth has added to the orchestra. You take such good. This is all serious. You take really good care of real musicians in a way that a lot of people have forgotten.
Jonathan Frakes
And I.
Seth MacFarlane
He's speaking sexually.
Brent Spiner
Well, there's that, but there's also the fact that you record with a proper orchestra.
Seth MacFarlane
Yes.
Brent Spiner
And you play with 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 musicians on stage at the vibrato.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, it's.
Brent Spiner
It's really fabulous.
Seth MacFarlane
And by the way, these are all the same musicians that play on Family Guy. They play on American Dad. They play on. I mean, take your pick of movies. I mean, they're amazing studio players who are some of the best. Also some of the Best soloists around, doesn't it? It's interesting. The lesson I have learned from working with these folks is like the most famous player you can think of on any instrument. Somewhere there's an anonymous studio player who can play circles around them. That's very interesting.
Jonathan Frakes
The one time I went to Vibrato, there was a jazz player, Mintz. Somebody named Mintz.
Brent Spiner
Brent Mintz.
Jonathan Frakes
No, no, it was this, this player's name was Mintz. His last name? I don't. Anyway, I thought, wow, this is a great club. I. I had a. At the time, I had a one man show that I did and I sang and told stories and I thought, yeah, I'd like to do it here. So I. I asked who hires the. The music? So this guy. I met this guy and they said, he's. He's the contractor here. And I said, well, any chance I could do my show here? And he said, well, what do you do? And I said, well, I have a show, sing standards and do stories and things like that. You know, it's a pretty good show. And he said, well, I don't know. As you can see, it's not the vibe we do here. And I said, yeah, I get it. And he goes, what is your name?
Brent Spiner
I said, that's exactly what Seth does.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. And he says, what's your name? I said, brent Spiner. And he says, I played for you. And he was one of the, the band. And out to sea. And he was on stage with me and out to sea.
Brent Spiner
Yeah, out to see Jack Lennon, Walter, Matt.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, right.
Jonathan Frakes
He said, anytime you want to come in and sing. And I said, I said, you know better. Do you know Seth MacFarlane? He'd be great in here.
Seth MacFarlane
You still do it?
Jonathan Frakes
I haven't done it in a while. Like three years.
Brent Spiner
He used to crush it.
Seth MacFarlane
Three years is not that long.
Jonathan Frakes
It's not that long, but yeah, my wish.
Seth MacFarlane
We should do like a. Like a tune on stage together somewhere, sometime.
Jonathan Frakes
I think that'd be great.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. Yeah, I'd be down for that.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. Look, you know, I.
Brent Spiner
Him at the, at Vibrato. It's a great song.
Jonathan Frakes
I love it.
Brent Spiner
The food's great because that's my music
Jonathan Frakes
too, you know, I love, you know,
Seth MacFarlane
the Great American Back.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, indeed. And the great American song, Only you.
Brent Spiner
I. We've had people on here. I've tried to reference that. And you have pulled it right out.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Were you singing the Music man something from the Music man on stage? Is that what I saw?
Seth MacFarlane
Which it was probably for the Writers Guild Awards. I think that's what it was. It was. We had to rewrite the lyrics. It was around the time when they were really down on
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Seth MacFarlane
Reality shows putting writers out of work. And so we had to rewrite. You got trouble from the music man.
Brent Spiner
Yes. And that's what you did.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
You're a wonderful entertainer. Go ahead.
Jonathan Frakes
I mentioned this before.
Brent Spiner
It's all yours. Host 1 well, I think I mentioned
Jonathan Frakes
this before with one of our other guests, but. So I did a second album after Dreamland. I mean, after all Yellow eyes called Dreamland.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
And I sang with a woman, Apple's sister.
Jonathan Frakes
Fiona's sister. Do you know Maude Maggart? Oh, you should. She is a brilliant singer of standards and I think. I think really one of the greats. And check her out on. I don't know where you find her music. It's like on. You can find it on Napster. Yeah. Or look up Dreamland, because I sing with her on Dreamland. It's on Apple or itunes, whatever. And. But you would love. You really should sing with her. She is a wonderful singer and she sings just like a dream.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. So. But. But me too, by the way. I still like to do that. I think it'd be great.
Seth MacFarlane
I think that would be fun. Yeah, I think that'd be fun.
Jonathan Frakes
I see in my notes that I. That I wrote myself that. That you.
Seth MacFarlane
You have this man's fabulous profile.
Jonathan Frakes
That's just.
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Jonathan Frakes
Look at that face.
Brent Spiner
Just look at it. Look at that.
Jonathan Frakes
Fabulous.
Seth MacFarlane
This is why there are stars and then there are writers who put themselves in their own work. That's the difference.
Brent Spiner
That's you.
Seth MacFarlane
I know. I know.
Brent Spiner
It's a dream. Wasn't it a dream since you were nine years old?
Seth MacFarlane
Yes.
Brent Spiner
To be a spaceship captain.
Seth MacFarlane
That's the spaceship captain.
Brent Spiner
That's the wrap on you.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to be a welder, and then that didn't pay. I'm gonna do this.
Brent Spiner
When you were at risd.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, when I was at risd.
Brent Spiner
I remember.
Jonathan Frakes
Who was I? Oh, yeah. Jack Sheldon. Well, Jack, did you know he had a TV series at one time, beyond Schoolhouse Rock? Yeah, he was a star.
Seth MacFarlane
I'm just a Bill.
Jonathan Frakes
No, he was the star of a sitcom.
Seth MacFarlane
He was?
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. When he was much younger, and I loved it, and that's how I knew him. First was from that sitcom, Don't Think. It's Run, Buddy, Run. Can you look and see?
Seth MacFarlane
It was also about a welder, I think. Right.
Jonathan Frakes
I think so.
Seth MacFarlane
Weldon Sheldon.
Jonathan Frakes
Exactly. Exactly.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. I don't remember what it was actually called, but.
Jonathan Frakes
Well, I'd love to sing with you sometime. I saw that you sang. I was referring my notes again. You've sung at the Hollywood Bowl. Yeah. Was that a thrill?
Seth MacFarlane
That was a thrill. The bowl itself is a thrill. And then to sing with John Williams conducting was like, if there's one celebrity that I've. Not that I didn't think to tuck in my shirt today, but the first time I met John Williams, I was like, I have to tuck in my shirt. I have to wear a belt. I have to, like. I might even put on a vest.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
I met him at the club where he's a member for lunch, and it was like, one of the most amazing experiences of my life. I just. That's just an absolute legend.
Jonathan Frakes
John Williams.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, John Williams.
Jonathan Frakes
That's amazing.
Seth MacFarlane
Jerry Goldsmith.
Brent Spiner
I felt that way about him.
Seth MacFarlane
What a genius.
Jonathan Frakes
No kidding.
Seth MacFarlane
What an absolute genius. Not talked about enough. Jerry Goldsmith.
Jonathan Frakes
The score, by the way, for First Contact.
Seth MacFarlane
It's gorgeous.
Jonathan Frakes
Is so beautiful. It's gorgeous.
Brent Spiner
The opening credits.
Jonathan Frakes
I really think if it wasn't a Star Trek movie that's gonna win an Academy Award or at least be nominated. It's a beautiful score.
Seth MacFarlane
He Was. And as prolific as he was talented.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
And there was always the stories about him that he would always take the movies that everyone else would turn down because. Yeah, because of the money. And yet even the worst movie that you've seen that he scored was more worthy of an Oscar, music wise than the movie that probably won that year. He was a genius.
Brent Spiner
Chinatown.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Oh, yeah, Love Chinatown.
Seth MacFarlane
The Great Train Robbery. I mean, poltergeist.
Brent Spiner
What a poltergeist. That's what it was like.
Seth MacFarlane
Dissonant and gnarly and thorny.
Brent Spiner
And he had that great white ponytail.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
His studio was above his garage in Beverly Hills. And Rick and I went over to listen to Rick Berman. Sweet Rick. And he played that theme. He played this theme on his. Just to preview it.
Seth MacFarlane
I looked at Rick and really, you know, unafraid of. The other thing I always heard about Jerry was that he was always interested in what's the new kind of technological sound that, like, he would work in synths. He would work in technology, but the orchestra always carried it. But he would find a way to kind of meld the two in ways. Yeah. Boy. God damn, I was a. I wish I had met Jerry Goldsmith. There's one person I wish I'd met before he died.
Brent Spiner
Or he changed. He was listening and listening. He said, hold on, we're going to go back to measure 46. Let's give that to the French horns instead of the trumpets. Go back in. And you hear just that much change. That's the kind of ear.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, yeah.
Brent Spiner
And everybody in the room goes, oh, no wonder you're Jerry Goldsmith.
Seth MacFarlane
It's kind of. And if you look at his scores, like, I've had the luxury of, like, looking at the actual music, and it's like so much of it is empty. He was so lean in how he wrote that there are only the notes that you absolutely need, and everything else is empty.
Brent Spiner
What's his score?
Seth MacFarlane
Score? Yeah. He's like the Hemingway of musicians.
Brent Spiner
Tell me about getting there.
Seth MacFarlane
That's the smartest thing I've ever said.
Brent Spiner
Oh, that's good, though.
Jonathan Frakes
I like that.
Brent Spiner
At least you didn't misspeak and say the Faulkner of musicians. You can't get through a fucking sentence.
Seth MacFarlane
That'll be me in another hour. But, yeah, go ahead.
Jonathan Frakes
While we're in that oeuvre, I just like using the word. It's a completely. It's completely inappropriate word. I just like to say it. No, but you've also sung at Carnegie Hall.
Seth MacFarlane
Yes.
Jonathan Frakes
And was that incredible?
Seth MacFarlane
That was. That was a Family Guy show. Oh, it was Family Guy Live at Carnegie hall with an orchestra on our cast.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, I know you did that. The only reason I know that is because I dug deep. Dig deep, actually.
Seth MacFarlane
Alex Borstein.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, I love Alex.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, Lois. Some Family Guy. We did a show at Carnegie Hall. I think after that, that was just a straight musical show. It was songs from A to Z, and we picked a song from every. Every letter of the Alphabet. Wow. And did it with the orchestra. Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
While I'm in this ouvre, is that
Seth MacFarlane
O, U, V, R, E with a little thing over it?
Jonathan Frakes
E, U, E, R, V. I play
Brent Spiner
Scrabble with an open dictionary, by the way.
Jonathan Frakes
Do you?
Brent Spiner
Yeah. What? Open dictionary? Scrabble. We play at my house.
Seth MacFarlane
Really? What does that mean? You don't trust the people you play with?
Brent Spiner
It's just easier to find the words instead of challenging. Oh, that's not a real word.
Seth MacFarlane
You already have it open, so you're already assuming that your opponents are lying. Who are you playing fucking Scrabble with?
Brent Spiner
He's looking for my wife.
Seth MacFarlane
So it's hardy. What does that mean?
Brent Spiner
We're competing to get the highest possible score.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Collectively.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh. So you see, he lets her win, by the way.
Seth MacFarlane
So you look through.
Brent Spiner
I'm working with my tiles.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
And I think. Is that a word? Is that a word?
Seth MacFarlane
That's, like, not fun, actually.
Brent Spiner
It's more fun.
Seth MacFarlane
Is it really?
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Well, that's another podcast. Go back to your Uber.
Seth MacFarlane
Taking a test. The math test with your calculator.
Jonathan Frakes
It is. Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Which I guess you can do now. Yeah, I guess you could do. When I was in school.
Jonathan Frakes
Apropos of what we were talking about. I like saying that word, too, by the way. Yeah. Apropos of your oeuvre.
Seth MacFarlane
You're, like, in Horteuv.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, exactly. Well, what. Is there something you want to do that you have not done, that you're just dreaming about doing one day and will undoubtedly do?
Seth MacFarlane
You know, at some point, a film musical is on my.
Brent Spiner
Is that not in the works?
Seth MacFarlane
Oh, it might be, Jonathan.
Jonathan Frakes
I have it on my list.
Brent Spiner
I didn't. Am I allowed to bring it up?
Seth MacFarlane
Might be. Johnny. You can if you. I mean, it can if you want. Sure.
Jonathan Frakes
Did you mention that I sing? I just. Just want to throw that out there
Brent Spiner
just in case I was desperate to bring it up.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, I mean, you can if you want. I don't care.
Brent Spiner
Look, it's like remaking Brigadoon.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. Yeah. Remaking. Making Brigadoon as a feature film isn't that is something that is. That stands the test of time. Yeah, that's always been on my list.
Brent Spiner
Have you ever done a Broadway show?
Seth MacFarlane
I haven't.
Brent Spiner
Desire works eight a week.
Seth MacFarlane
It has come up more than one time. I had an offer at one point to do Spamalot.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, that would make sense.
Seth MacFarlane
I was busy on Family Guy. Didn't have the time. And it's also. I don't know that I'm someone who would function well doing the same score night after night after night after night. I would really have to be something like Carousel. If somebody said, hey, you know what? Come do Carousel on Broadway and play Billy Bigelow. I would be like, how soon, my boy Bill? How soon can I be there?
Brent Spiner
We'll be tall and as tough as trees.
Seth MacFarlane
Broadway performers are impressive. The. The things that. Yeah. Yes, by the way, right there, I've done it, but. Yeah, I've never done it.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, you should.
Brent Spiner
76.
Seth MacFarlane
Sit down, John.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, exactly. I think you'd be great in Carousel. I think it's a real interesting idea.
Brent Spiner
You're a great age for it, too.
Seth MacFarlane
That's a shutdown if ever I heard one. No, no, you're right. You're right. It's the time. That time has passed.
Jonathan Frakes
Yes.
Brent Spiner
For Billy Bailey, for doing a Broadway show.
Seth MacFarlane
There's a handful of shows that if you. If you came to me and said, listen, this is.
Brent Spiner
What about Music Man?
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
You could kill it.
Seth MacFarlane
That's a. There's no way. You don't fuck that up at least once.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
You got trouble. There's some night where.
Brent Spiner
Yeah, well, that's okay. That's part of the.
Seth MacFarlane
What do you do on Broadway if you forget the words? Cause it's not like you make a bomb.
Brent Spiner
Carry on.
Jonathan Frakes
It's true. Everywhere you look, music keeps going.
Brent Spiner
You carry on and you get through it. And only those 1500 people.
Seth MacFarlane
What does that mean? That's easy for an actor to say. You carry on. You do.
Jonathan Frakes
It's. It's uncomfortable when it happens, I have to say. Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Has it happened to you?
Jonathan Frakes
You know what? I. I'm sure it has. I've. I've. I've blocked it out of my memory, but I'm sure it has. And. And it is like you say, if you're doing dialogue, you can. You can pad and make up stuff, but the music just keeps going. What's that?
Brent Spiner
Hopefully your scene partner helps you if you try.
Jonathan Frakes
I have been on stage and had catastrophe. Well, I was doing a play on Broadway.
Brent Spiner
Here we go.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. With
Seth MacFarlane
I'll ring the bell for Broadway.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, there you go. I was doing a scene with John Turturro. Wonderful actor and great guy. Give him another bell. Wave. Okay. And I. The whole scene was about this bag of cookies that I had in my hand. And we sit down, the two women in the show, they exited, should I say Helen Hunt and Linda Eamond walked off. And I sit down with John to do the scene, and I realize I forgot to bring the cookies with me. You forgot your cookies? The whole scene is about the cookies. And I look at him, and he looks at me, and I could not think of a thing to say. And I thought, I'm screwed. I have no. I can't keep going. And he started laughing, which was a good thing to do. And then these two great actresses walked on stage with a bag of cookies, delivered. Either of you like, a bag of cookies? Oh, thanks. I love these.
Seth MacFarlane
Oh, my God, you must have loved them in that moment.
Jonathan Frakes
It was real floppy, as everyone loves another. Yeah, well, I did love them. I still love them.
Seth MacFarlane
That's like, what a God. What a moment.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, it's horrible. It's horrible. But the audience doesn't have a clue that anything went wrong, ever.
Seth MacFarlane
Wow.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Wow. And then. But do you remember it to this day?
Jonathan Frakes
I do.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
I've been bleeding on stage. My face, literally, blood running down my
Brent Spiner
face
Jonathan Frakes
from actually hitting the wall on my entrance. And I took the top layer off my nose and. And it just kept bleeding. And I had friends in the audience who thought that was part of the
Seth MacFarlane
show, that your character was bleeding.
Jonathan Frakes
Well, it happened to be a Little Shop of Horrors. Yeah, it helped.
Seth MacFarlane
That or Sweeney Todd, you're fine.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, exactly. If it'd been Pretty Women. Yeah, exactly. But, yeah, so it worked out.
Seth MacFarlane
Isn't there that story about. I think it was Take Me Along.
Jonathan Frakes
Gleason.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, Gleason. That Gleeson had a heart attack on stage. Was it Take Me Along?
Jonathan Frakes
He did do Take Me Along. Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Where he. He. I'm amazed that I thought I was the only person in the world who remembered that show.
Jonathan Frakes
No, man.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Take me along if you love me
Seth MacFarlane
take me along if you love me, take me yeah, yeah. That he had a heart attack on stage, and then he walked off and was like, take me to the hospital. And finished the act. Yes, Finish the act. While he was having a heart attack.
Jonathan Frakes
Well.
Seth MacFarlane
Because the show must go on no matter what happens, which was the philosophy at the time. I don't know if that's why anymore.
Brent Spiner
You don't say that anymore.
Seth MacFarlane
Think if you're having a heart. Guys, if you're having a heart attack on stage, you can stop, get help, stop the show, go to a hospital,
Jonathan Frakes
Take Me along, by the way, is based on a Eugene o' Neill play. It's his only comedy. It's his only kind of.
Seth MacFarlane
If I were a smarter guy, I would reel off like a whole. Not the Harry Jean o' Neill plays.
Brent Spiner
Oh, no, no.
Jonathan Frakes
It's not long days.
Seth MacFarlane
Gene o' Neill play about.
Jonathan Frakes
See, this is a senior moment.
Seth MacFarlane
I have a thing about the fire department. Right.
Jonathan Frakes
Wilderness.
Seth MacFarlane
Wilderness.
Jonathan Frakes
And he plays Uncle Sid, who's a really great part.
Brent Spiner
Sit.
Seth MacFarlane
Old kid.
Jonathan Frakes
But I'm told Sidd. Old kid. Exactly. Yeah. And that one night, because he change. Smoked Chesterfields and one night he started coughing, and he was coughing and coughing and coughing. And he turned to the audience and went. And they are mild. So he stopped the Broadway show to do an aside. To do an aside.
Seth MacFarlane
To advertise a cigarette brand. Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
And of course, the audience loved it. Yeah. But you should think about doing Broadway sometime. I mean, you know, you're big enough to do just six a week.
Brent Spiner
Yes. Your other side, you could do the other two.
Jonathan Frakes
That happens.
Seth MacFarlane
Six a week is. Oh, just Monday through Saturday.
Jonathan Frakes
No, it's.
Brent Spiner
You give up your matinee on.
Jonathan Frakes
You don't do the Wednesday matinee and you don't do one other matinee. Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
So is it two or is it Manet every day?
Brent Spiner
No, matinee Wednesday, Equity day off.
Jonathan Frakes
Monday, Saturday, and sometimes Friday, sometimes Sunday.
Brent Spiner
Yeah, yeah. Two. Saturday through Sunday. Take both of those afternoons off.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Or take the. And let your understudy go get a vacation.
Jonathan Frakes
That would be me. It's the same role, only much older.
Seth MacFarlane
There are days in my everyday life when I'm just like, can the understudy do this today?
Jonathan Frakes
You don't have an understudy.
Seth MacFarlane
Can the understudy take this?
Brent Spiner
How could he have an understudy? He can't even roll on his set until he's there.
Jonathan Frakes
Well, that's true. That's true.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. I am someone who is either all there or all gone. So, you know, on Orville, I was all there. All there to great success. Yeah. And on Family Guy, at this point, I'm never there.
Brent Spiner
You're all gone.
Seth MacFarlane
And I say that not as, like, a dismissal. I say that as a credit to the guys that are running it now. I can't do that halfway thing that some folks can do where it's like I'm juggling my time between this show and that show and this movie and that movie. I can't do it now.
Jonathan Frakes
Am I crazy to think that the premiere of Family guy is the 450th episode?
Seth MacFarlane
Brent, that's not why you're crazy.
Jonathan Frakes
It's other reasons.
Seth MacFarlane
That's a very good question. I wish you had done your research, because then you could answer that for me. I don't know.
Jonathan Frakes
I think so. I believe it premieres in February. Right?
Brent Spiner
400. It's 400.
Jonathan Frakes
400. American Dad. 450 of Family Guy.
Brent Spiner
450 on Family Guy.
Seth MacFarlane
Good. This is, by the way, how? Like, this is like Data's telling me.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
He's giving me numbers that I'm not able to access on my own.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, exactly.
Brent Spiner
I just think that's cool. Did you plug Ted 2?
Seth MacFarlane
That came out in 2015.
Jonathan Frakes
No, no, the series.
Seth MacFarlane
Right. Yes. Ted, season two on Peacock, which is a streaming service.
Brent Spiner
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
That starts February 8th. No. Is it February 8th?
Brent Spiner
Dude, I got you covered.
Jonathan Frakes
Completely wrong.
Seth MacFarlane
Did they try to cut you guys down to, like, an hour from what you originally wanted?
Brent Spiner
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Is that what happened?
Jonathan Frakes
That's what they did.
Seth MacFarlane
You can have the additional time if you want.
Brent Spiner
All right, so we don't want.
Jonathan Frakes
It's the last thing we need is
Brent Spiner
more time with you.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, no, no, no.
Brent Spiner
Ted premiered.
Hayden
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Jonathan Frakes
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Stephen
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Hayden
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Stephen
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Brent Spiner
Hei, hei.
Stephen
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Hayden
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Brent Spiner
That's also on Peacock.
Seth MacFarlane
No, Ted, I never sent the text back to say that, like, you can give Frakes and Brent whatever time they want.
Jonathan Frakes
You know what? We thought you would do that. We really did. We said, once we get him going, he's gonna stay. So let's get this straight. Ted premieres March 5th on Peacock.
Seth MacFarlane
Yes.
Brent Spiner
Season two of Ted.
Jonathan Frakes
Season two of Ted. The Burbs premiered in February. February 8th.
Brent Spiner
That's coming up, dear heart.
Jonathan Frakes
February 28th is February 8th, and we're in. This show airs in March.
Seth MacFarlane
I so relate to what just happened, because that's how my brain works.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Did February happen yet?
Jonathan Frakes
No. Yes, February happened. It was horrible. We tried to get it out of our memories. January, the only good thing that happened
Seth MacFarlane
was because you're from the future, the merch came off because you're from the future and you had a little lapse there where, like, I.
Jonathan Frakes
Exactly.
Seth MacFarlane
I wasn't playing the part properly, and I'm like. I let things slip. Oh, right. February, the future as opposed to the past. Yes.
Jonathan Frakes
You know, they made us really aware of the fact the show is not going to air till March. And so your show premiered. The Burbs premiered in February.
Seth MacFarlane
Right. And this airs when March.
Brent Spiner
God knows.
Seth MacFarlane
This is shit. I can never keep track of either.
Jonathan Frakes
1st of March, 1st week of March.
Seth MacFarlane
First week.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. Do you want to write that down?
Brent Spiner
Do you have a podcast, too?
Seth MacFarlane
No, I don't. I'm the only person.
Brent Spiner
It's the last thing that I'm the
Seth MacFarlane
only person left who doesn't have a podcast.
Brent Spiner
It's ridiculous, is it not, to have a podcast?
Jonathan Frakes
I don't think it's ridiculous. You and Streisand, I think, would be really good. Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
I'll give her a call in the morning and see if that is on the table.
Jonathan Frakes
Talk to Jim Brolin. He makes all her arrangements for her.
Brent Spiner
What about Nora Jones?
Seth MacFarlane
I love it when people, like, abbreviate names. Like, you know, Bobby De Niro.
Brent Spiner
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Like we know him.
Seth MacFarlane
Andy Hopkins. Right.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Somebody must call him that.
Brent Spiner
Andy.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Stevie Spielberg.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. Well, there are. I think people do call him that. I think.
Seth MacFarlane
His wife, I would imagine. Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Anything else we need to do on that department?
Jonathan Frakes
You know?
Brent Spiner
No.
Seth MacFarlane
Ted 2 premieres.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
2015 of. No, it's Ted Season 2 premieres on
Jonathan Frakes
Peacock on the 5th of March, which
Seth MacFarlane
could be this week.
Brent Spiner
The week that we're in or pretending to be.
Seth MacFarlane
If you haven't seen Ted. It's interesting. Peacock is still emerging as a force in the streaming world. We always say Netflix has Netflix and Chill. We have Peacock and Fuck. So we are still working on our place. I just said hour. Like, I have hour.
Brent Spiner
You feel like you're a peacock.
Seth MacFarlane
I feel like I'm a peacock.
Brent Spiner
You have a little peacock in you.
Seth MacFarlane
So Ted season one, I feel like, is still. People don't know that it's out there. I encounter a lot of people who say, like, I love the movie. And I say, well, you know, there's a show and they say, oh, wow, I'll check it out.
Jonathan Frakes
That's most of the work I've done, by the way. People don't know I did it or that it exists.
Seth MacFarlane
I think they know most of you know Independence Day, for Christ's sake.
Brent Spiner
And Independence Day, Day 2 revisited. What's it called?
Seth MacFarlane
Yellow Eyes is back.
Jonathan Frakes
No. Well, some people know that, but yeah. Independence Day resurgence. Most people didn't see that.
Brent Spiner
You were great in it, though.
Seth MacFarlane
If I. If I say old Yellow Eyes is back enough.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah. People will look it up, right? Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Find it on ebay.
Jonathan Frakes
But Dreamland. Go for Dreamland.
Brent Spiner
That's the better one.
Seth MacFarlane
That's the one.
Jonathan Frakes
You want to listen to that because you need to hear mod. You'll. You'll love her.
Seth MacFarlane
Do you get tired of people saying, is it spinner or spiner?
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, it's just like the Franks, you know, they put the N. An N in everybody's name. You know, it's like almost like Seth McFarland. Oh, it is McFarland. McFarland.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, it's McFarland or McFarland. McFarland.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, yeah. They put a D on your name. They put a D. Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Scotty Grimes.
Seth MacFarlane
Scotty Grimes is good. Yes. You. You know, Scotty Grimes from the Orville.
Brent Spiner
What a great cast.
Jonathan Frakes
You did something else with it. Did he do the live show with you at Carnegie Hall?
Seth MacFarlane
He did. God, he's done American Dad. He's Steve on American dad. He is. Maddie on.
Brent Spiner
I think gets one.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
But Patrick was on American dad, right?
Seth MacFarlane
He was, yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Regularly is.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah. As Stan Smith's boss.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
He's. He's. He's wonderful.
Jonathan Frakes
I'm sure he is. I'm sure he is.
Seth MacFarlane
You guys, the number of great scenes you guys had together.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, we had a lot of great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A good acting partner.
Brent Spiner
Yeah, yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Really good.
Seth MacFarlane
And both, like, kind of Shakespeare scholars.
Jonathan Frakes
Well, I mean, he's really a Shakespeare scholar.
Brent Spiner
He intimidated me right out of ever wanting to do Shakespeare.
Jonathan Frakes
Did he? Oh.
Brent Spiner
Not that I had any aspirations, but when he would quote, yes, I have,
Seth MacFarlane
like, a weird pet peeve when I'm at a play that is a Shakespeare play.
Brent Spiner
Right.
Seth MacFarlane
And the audience laughs out loud. That's a weird pet peeve of mine. You don't like them because I don't think it's honest.
Jonathan Frakes
Because you think they don't even understand it.
Seth MacFarlane
I think they understand it. I think that they're laughing for other members of the audience.
Brent Spiner
I get it.
Seth MacFarlane
Yes. If somebody makes a joke in, like, Midsummer Night's Dream or Twelfth Night and somebody in the audience goes, ha, ha, ha.
Jonathan Frakes
But they laugh like that.
Brent Spiner
No wonder you hate it.
Seth MacFarlane
I'm like, that's not for anybody but me sitting next to you. You want me to know that you get the joke even though it's written in Elizabethan tongue.
Jonathan Frakes
I get it. I think you're right. For the most part. I did a.
Seth MacFarlane
And then maybe I'm betraying my, like, modest Connecticut upbringings.
Jonathan Frakes
Well, I did a performance. Oh. I did a reading of Midsummer Night's Dream with the. Yeah. Thank you. Shakespeare. Brush up your Shakespeare. Well, I got another one for you.
Seth MacFarlane
Is that from Kiss Me King?
Jonathan Frakes
That's Kiss Me Kate. That show man.
Seth MacFarlane
Kiss me.
Brent Spiner
K. You be great.
Seth MacFarlane
Listen to the way you guys just said that together.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Brent Spiner
Say it again. And the women. You will.
Jonathan Frakes
Wow. No, but. Oh, strange dear. But true dear. That's how I'm close. The stars so in love. Am I right? Yeah. It's Petruchio from. Yes, He. It's an actor playing Petruchio and his wife playing Kate. And it's a really great show. Great score. And Cole Porter. Cole Porter. And that. That role is right up your alley. It really is.
Seth MacFarlane
You know, I've never seen it.
Jonathan Frakes
Oh, no.
Seth MacFarlane
Listen, all these references.
Jonathan Frakes
That's the one for you.
Seth MacFarlane
Is that the one that's based on Taming of the Shrew?
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's the Shrew.
Seth MacFarlane
Another Shakespeare comedy that people shouldn't laugh at unless they're trying to impress.
Brent Spiner
Interesting pet peeve it.
Jonathan Frakes
Really.
Brent Spiner
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Well. But I did this reading of Midsummer Night's Dream with the LA Philharmonic behind me playing the Mendelssohn. Midsummer.
Seth MacFarlane
Were you Puck?
Jonathan Frakes
I was bottom.
Seth MacFarlane
You were bottom.
Brent Spiner
You were Puck on Gargoyles?
Jonathan Frakes
I was. Oh. I played all the Shakespeare characters in cartoon.
Seth MacFarlane
Summer Night's Dream on gargoyles.
Brent Spiner
Sort of.
Seth MacFarlane
It was a cartoon show when I was a kid.
Brent Spiner
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
You were a baby. I knew when I was playing bottom and I could. I could feel it. That's an actor proof part. And there are actual laughs in it. And I could feel that. I go, they're going to fall apart when I say this next line because it's so funny. So there are actual laughs.
Seth MacFarlane
So you're defending Shakespeare's comedy?
Jonathan Frakes
I just. I. I am. I mean, some of it.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
You know.
Brent Spiner
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
Not some of the plays, not so much, but. Oh, I gotta say this. I did a reading one time of a play, a Shakespeare play. Can't remember what the play was, but the character was the shepherd. And it's a small part and clearly Patrick knows the play so well, maybe it was as you like it or something. And I came back from doing it to the set the next weekend and I said, I mean, after the weekend. And I said to Patrick, you've done this play? And he said, oh, yes. And I said, well, what? I said, have you ever done a production of this where the shepherd brought the house down? Literally huge gales of laughter? He went, no. I said, I just did this. Tommy Smothers played the shepherd and.
Seth MacFarlane
No shit.
Jonathan Frakes
I mean, every word out of his mouth, the audience fell apart. He was hilarious.
Seth MacFarlane
It's a good thing it wasn't Dicky.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah, because that would have been funny. Yeah, because, you know, he's just the straight man.
Seth MacFarlane
He's just the straight. Well, who's the one that doesn't talk?
Brent Spiner
Tommy didn't talk as much as. I mean, Dicky didn't talk as much as Tommy.
Seth MacFarlane
It's like a conversation for, like, nobody under 50.
Brent Spiner
Exactly, exactly.
Seth MacFarlane
One of the Smothers brothers didn't talk as much.
Jonathan Frakes
By the way, our whole show is for people.
Brent Spiner
We're happy because we're looking for a younger audience.
Jonathan Frakes
Exactly.
Seth MacFarlane
I'm so sorry, Seth. I've disappointed you, too.
Jonathan Frakes
Seth MacFarlane. Seriously, look into. You gotta listen to Kiss Me Kate.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah.
Jonathan Frakes
It's really a great part for you.
Seth MacFarlane
Which one?
Jonathan Frakes
Petruchio. Petruchio? Well, it's not Petruchio. It's an actor playing the husband and wife, playing Tamia the shrew. And they're having marital problems at the same time. They're doing Damien the Shrew.
Seth MacFarlane
Somebody pretending to be somebody who is pretending to be somebody else.
Brent Spiner
You could do that?
Jonathan Frakes
Kind of.
Seth MacFarlane
It's like Victor Victoria.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
I play a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man.
Jonathan Frakes
Exactly.
Brent Spiner
I think.
Jonathan Frakes
But that's a great Billy Bigelow, though,
Brent Spiner
I think Carousel as well. We'll leave you with all these ideas because you don't have enough on your fucking plate. Now, what about the Brigadoon before we go.
Seth MacFarlane
What about the Brigadoon?
Brent Spiner
State of the Union. Is it in.
Seth MacFarlane
What's. It's, it's, it's. It depends on when this air is really. It's changes daily, you know, but look, we'll see. We'll see.
Jonathan Frakes
You know, I mentioned that I sing. Did I mention I danced with Kelly?
Seth MacFarlane
We have. The funny thing is Orville Season 4 is written and ready to rock. It's a question of when we shoot it.
Jonathan Frakes
What about that?
Brent Spiner
It's your schedule. You run this show.
Seth MacFarlane
Yeah, I know it's all written. It's just dependent on when this movie goes well.
Brent Spiner
When do you think the lead is available?
Seth MacFarlane
There's a lot of making a movie and a TV show today is very different than it was. Well, you know, this 10 years ago. It is different. Bag of Worms.
Jonathan Frakes
Well, you could do the fourth season, right. You could do different Ball of Worms wax. You could do the fourth season of Orville 10 years from now and it'll be kind of standard. Yeah, you know, that's the way.
Seth MacFarlane
That's kind of the way we look at it. But yeah, it's done. It's written, it's, it's, it's, it's, you know, it's not fiction. It's. Well, it's still fiction, but it's done and it's gonna depend on. Yeah. What happens. Brigadoon is on my docket too. There's a lot of stuff on my to do list.
Jonathan Frakes
It's just a question of. I'm surprised.
Seth MacFarlane
This is Hollywood. What materializes first? What becomes real first?
Brent Spiner
Glad you found time to come here.
Seth MacFarlane
I will always find time to come here.
Brent Spiner
I knew you'd say yes.
Jonathan Frakes
Maybe have him once a month.
Brent Spiner
Yeah, he's a good guy.
Seth MacFarlane
I imagine you've said that at many points in your life. I knew you'd say yes.
Brent Spiner
No. Oh, those are the days.
Jonathan Frakes
I have said, can I have you once a month? Many times in my life.
Brent Spiner
Have you got enough, Eric?
Jonathan Frakes
You got enough? Oh, we're gonna set the off the hook here. Have you seen the Mel Brooks documentary?
Seth MacFarlane
I haven't.
Jonathan Frakes
Okay.
Seth MacFarlane
And several people have.
Jonathan Frakes
It's great. But he has a line in it that's just too great that he says he's doing a live performance, you know, in front of an audience and question, answer. Somebody says to him, do you prefer briefs or boxers? And he goes, depends.
Seth MacFarlane
Wow.
Jonathan Frakes
Yeah.
Seth MacFarlane
Is that a great help if that wasn't written.
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Date: March 12, 2026
Guest: Seth MacFarlane
This episode of "Dropping Names ...and other things" showcases an engaging, laughter-filled, and candid conversation between hosts Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes—Star Trek: TNG legends—and their guest, multi-hyphenate creator Seth MacFarlane. The discussion meanders delightfully through Seth’s Hollywood journey, covering everything from his animation empire ("Family Guy", "American Dad", "The Orville"), celebrity encounters, musical accomplishments, family stories, and behind-the-scenes of TV showbiz. The tone is nostalgic, witty, self-aware, and playfully irreverent, as three accomplished entertainers swap industry tales and dreams both realized and yet to come.
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This episode is a masterclass in Hollywood storytelling, equal parts camaraderie and industry insight. The guests’ mutual respect and affection shine through, as does their infectious joy in music, performance, and the absurdities of show life. Fans of Star Trek, Family Guy, musical theater, or just top-tier banter will find plenty to love in this sprawling, heartfelt episode.
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