'Duck Dynasty' Stole Justin Martin's Honeymoon & His Wife is Still Mad

Summary

Podcast Summary: "‘Duck Dynasty’ Stole Justin Martin’s Honeymoon"

Duck Call Room with Si Robertson & Justin Martin
Release Date: May 26, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of Duck Call Room takes a comedic, heartwarming, and candid look at marriage, friendships, and family dynamics through the eyes of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ crew, this time with a special wives’ edition. With Si absent, hosts Jase Robertson and Justin Martin are joined by their wives Brittany and Allison, and co-host Hunter, for a hilarious couples’ “Newlywed Game”—despite years of marriage—and a string of witty, revealing stories from their shared lives. The episode mixes funny tall tales, marriage confessions, and a dash of Duck Commander-style wisdom, all with the down-home banter fans expect.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Catching Up: Married Life, Teaching, and Hot Dog Parties

TS: 01:04 – 05:16

• Allison shares her first year as a second-grade teacher: "It's summer now. It was a great first year, but I'm excited for summer." (02:08, Allison)
• The infamous hot dog roller birthday gift:
  • Martin raves about his new hot dog roller from Allison: "My wife got me a hot dog roller, as you would see in a convenience store for my birthday." (04:07, Martin)
  • Jase is envious: "I would eat an uncomfortable amount of hot dogs if they were that readily available." (04:07, Jase)
  • Invention tips and an impromptu “Hot Dog Summer” campaign ensue, with plans for 4th of July festivities.

2. Spouse Quirks & Confessions: Beige Flags

TS: 13:13 – 15:19

• Definition of a "beige flag" prompts quirky confessions:
  • Brittany on Jase: "You will quite literally walk past a bathroom to pee outside... doesn't necessarily bother me, but..." (13:48, Brittany)
  • Martin on Allison: "Allison washes the dishes before she puts them in the dishwasher... It's literally clean when you put it in there." (14:14, Martin)
  • Jase on Brittany: "She still says Rocky Top in public." (14:43, Jase)
• Theme: semi-annoying, but lovable habits that aren’t dealbreakers in their marriages.

3. Couples "Spirit Drinks" and Creative Analogies

TS: 15:39 – 18:29

• Encapsulating each other's spirit as a drink:
  • Allison on Martin: "When you mix them all together and you just don't know what it's gonna taste like." (16:00, Allison)
  • Martin on Allison: "Chocolate milk... Have you ever been sad about chocolate milk? No." (16:29, Martin)
  • Jase calls Brittany: "Tap water. Pretty regular, old dude. Pretty dull." (17:48, Jase; lots of laughter)
  • Jase as Smart Water: "You're very smart." (18:23, Martin)
• Lighthearted yet insightful: Reveals how they view each other’s personalities, mixing in humor with affection.

4. The Celebrity Third Wheel Dream Date

TS: 18:56 – 21:24

• Martin and Allison would pick Ree Drummond (The Pioneer Woman):
  • "We got you one. She's a lady that owns a ranch in the middle of Oklahoma and makes good lasagna." (19:41, Martin)
• Brittany leans toward country singer Ella Langley for a fun vibe; humorous suggestion spiral includes “group honeymoons” and bangs inspired by TV’s New Girl.

5. "If Your Spouse Was a Bug" & Other Wild Questions

TS: 21:29 – 23:51

• Creative answers:
  • Allison as a ladybug; Martin as a lightning bug/firefly (“You catch you in my mason jar … and put you in the kitchen to die. Suffocate. It’s over.” – 22:33, Allison and Jase)
  • Jase is compared to the caterpillar from Bug’s Life after shaving: “Yeah, if I shave, that’s totally me … But you know what? I get to end up a butterfly.” (23:32, Jase)
• Notable laughter over visual bug comparisons; shows playful side of their relationships.

6. The Newlywed Game: Who Knows Their Spouse Best?

TS: 25:30 – 46:36

• Rules explained by Hunter (26:24–26:42). Each couple guesses answers to questions about each other, writing down their responses.

• Notable, funny, revealing questions:

  • Who apologizes first after an argument? (28:43) – "Allison still hadn't apologized for anything in 15 years. She's an only child." (28:56, Martin)
  • Who would get scammed online? (29:52) – Stories involving Birkenstocks scams and shady websites.
  • Who loses their keys most? (33:14) – Ongoing “We found me, though” joke (33:53, Allison).
  • Who starts the most projects? (32:37) – Both husbands point to their wives.
  • Who takes longer to tell a story? (38:59) – “Have y’all ever heard Allison tell a story? A lot of details. Like it’s Lord of the Rings or something.” (39:25, Martin)
  • Who is most stubborn? (41:08) – Both couples quickly agree on respective answers, with Martin and Jase self-aware about their stubbornness.
  • Who says “We don’t need that” but buys it anyway? (44:41) – Both Martin and Jase admit they're the buyers.

• Memorable victory:

  • Martin and Allison win the game, nailing every answer.
    • “We did not miss one of those questions.” (46:31, Martin)

7. Recurring Theme: Missed Honeymoons and Adventures

TS: 48:25 – 54:23

• Brittany: “Justin still owes me a honeymoon” (48:28)
  • Reasons include the Duck Dynasty filming schedule; leads to joking about “group honeymoons.”
  • Dream destinations discussed: Italy, Ireland, Tokyo Disney, but the beach wins for Brittany—though Jase complains about sand, and reveals he wears socks on the beach (“Our group text ... is called Socks on the Beach because they were confused, because I just walked down there in my socks.” – 50:46, Allison and Martin)
• Hilarious sock anecdotes, flip-flop debates, and swimming quirks.

8. Final Laughs & Verse of the Day

TS: 56:50 – 57:41

• Controversial beach pee habits:
  • “You go out there and walk out there waist deep in the Gulf of America, TT and come on back.” (55:50, Jase)
  • “I can’t do it. So I just have to hike it up to the ...” (56:03, Allison)
• Closing with Psalm 25:4-5: “Show me your ways, Lord ... my hope is in you all day long.” (57:01, Martin)
• The episode wraps with thanks to the wives and a promise for a rematch with harder questions.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "You will quite literally walk past a bathroom to pee outside." – Brittany, on Jase (13:48)
• “My wife got me a hot dog roller, as you would see in a convenience store for my birthday.” – Martin (04:07)
• “Chocolate milk... Have you ever been sad about chocolate milk? No." – Martin (16:29)
• “I would eat an uncomfortable amount of hot dogs if they were that readily available.” – Jase (04:07)
• “If you could pick a celebrity to third wheel your date, who would it be? ...Pioneer Woman.” – Martin (19:01)
• “Allison still hadn't apologized for anything in 15 years. She's an only child.” – Martin (28:56)
• “He looks like...Aquaman's toes. Do you have web toes?” – Martin to Jase, on flip flops (55:24)
• “We did not miss one of those questions.” – Martin (46:31)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• Married Life & Hot Dog Roller Anecdotes: 01:04–05:16
• Beige Flags: 13:13–15:19
• Spouses as Drinks: 15:39–18:29
• Celebrity Third Wheel Date: 18:56–21:24
• If Your Spouse Was a Bug: 21:29–23:51
• Newlywed Game Segment: 25:30–46:36
• Missed Honeymoons & Beach Stories: 48:25–54:23
• Closing Verse & Final Thoughts: 56:50–57:41

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Tone & Style

True to form, this episode blends southern humor, self-deprecating wit, and heartfelt moments. The banter is playful, full of inside jokes and marital ribbing, but underpinned by clear affection and camaraderie. Listeners get both laughs and some genuine insights into long-term relationships, all without taking life too seriously.

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Summary

This episode is a must-listen for Duck Dynasty fans and anyone who enjoys honest, relatable tales of marriage and friendship. Expect laughter, a few moments of real talk, and enough oddball wisdom (and hot dog tips) to spice up your next cookout or couples night.

Transcript

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[Martin]

so good,

[Brittany]

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[Jase]

Welcome back to the duck call room. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a unique episode. We are si. Less.

[Martin]

No sigh.

[Jase]

Not Silas.

[Martin]

He gone. Turn it off now.

[Jase]

But to replace him, we found people just as kooky.

[Martin]

They're back.

[Jase]

Our wives, baby.

[Martin]

It's the wives episode.

[Jase]

It's the wives. We do have something a little fun planned for today. We'll get to here in a little bit. We're gonna. We're gonna play a newlywed game. Even though we've been married 11 years or will be 11 in a few short days, I was making sure today's date. How long, y'.

[Brittany]

All.

[Martin]

What if it was your anniversary today? What were you gonna do?

[Jase]

I knew it wasn't today, but there was a real chance it was within 72 hours. But I knew it wasn't today.

[Martin]

What are we at, Allison?

[Allison]

Fifteen and a half.

[Martin]

Fifteen and a half.

[Jase]

Look at that.

[Martin]

We're still celebrating half years. We're so young.

[Jase]

We'll just catch up on some life stuff here. Recently. Allison, how's school teaching been? You're done with your first full year shaping.

[Allison]

It's summer now. It was a great first year, but I'm excited for summer.

[Jase]

Yeah. What grade did you teach?

[Allison]

Second grade.

[Jase]

Second grade.

[Martin]

Did you just try and whisper to me in the middle of that?

[Allison]

I said, why are you shaking your head at me? You're doing.

[Martin]

I wasn't shaking my head. I was just listening.

[Allison]

He does this thing where he does this all the time. Time. And he doesn't realize. And I shake my head yes, and I'm like, what are you shaking your head At. And you're like, I'm not shaking my head.

[Jase]

Well, to be fair, his whole body is shaking.

[Martin]

I'm a fidgety person.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Join the comment section.

[Jase]

That red, white, and blue monster is already kicking in over there.

[Brittany]

I love the attempt at the whisper, though. She's at the end of the table the most, like, seen.

[Jase]

Whispers into a microphone.

[Brittany]

Whispers into a microphone.

[Martin]

Why are you shaking your head? I'm sorry. I'll try not to move.

[Brittany]

Oh, gosh, that was so funny.

[Jase]

You will actually explode if you don't move, though, won't you? Like all that energy.

[Martin]

I got a new employee burst, and on his first day, I told him, all right, you're just going to shadow me. Watch, learn. And at one point, you know, if I. If I get a second, I'm just going to move. And so I just walked down and walked back just to move. And he followed me, and I was like, I like this kid. He follows instructions. But you don't have to follow me if I'm just moving, because I can't stop moving. Young Gabriel, if you stop moving, it's a problem.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

So I have that problem.

[Jase]

Second grade. Fun, huh?

[Allison]

They can't stop moving either, so.

[Jase]

Oh, well, yeah. You feel right at home, then.

[Allison]

I do.

[Jase]

There you go.

[Martin]

Allison did win wife of the year. No offense, Brittany. I couldn't give that award to you.

[Allison]

To me.

[Brittany]

Okay.

[Martin]

Rude, because. Did you see what I got for my birthday?

[Jase]

Oh, I did. And I'm. I'm still wondering why it hasn't come in here yet.

[Martin]

I know we gotta have to bring it. My wife got me a hot dog roller, as you would see, in a convenience store for my birthday.

[Brittany]

Where do you even find them?

[Allison]

On Amazon, of course.

[Martin]

Get anything you want on Amazon.

[Brittany]

It has.

[Jase]

I would eat an uncomfortable amount of hot dogs if they were that readily available.

[Allison]

So for his birthday, we had a hot dog rolling dinner. Yeah, that sounds delightful.

[Jase]

It really does.

[Martin]

And they were just warm.

[Allison]

37.

[Martin]

That's the problem, though, because when you have, like, a hot dog party, you go out to your griddle, you. You or your grill, and you cook all the hot dogs, and then you bring them in. Hot dog number two is not hot.

[Brittany]

No, you're not wrong.

[Martin]

But if you are the weirdo with

[Jase]

a roller at your home, they're all hot.

[Allison]

It was. It was really good.

[Jase]

So do they. Will it, like, blister them?

[Martin]

Yeah, if you want to.

[Brittany]

It.

[Martin]

It has. It has temperature control.

[Jase]

Oh, praise.

[Martin]

Back rollers and front rollers. So you.

[Allison]

You cook warmer yeah.

[Martin]

You. You put the front. The back rollers on like 400 and get them suckers cooked. Then you bring them forward to the front rollers where you got a nice balmy 175. And it just keeps them at 175 the whole time.

[Jase]

July 4th is going to be awesome.

[Martin]

It's going to be what we like to call a banger. It's going to. It's a hot dog summer. You've heard of White Boy Summer?

[Jase]

It's a hot dog.

[Martin]

Get ready for hot dog summer.

[Brittany]

Amazing.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Here's what I figured out. You casually mention to your wife that you want something.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Then you just search it on Amazon a bunch for like a week and

[Jase]

it'll come up suggested.

[Allison]

Yeah, I'm doing that.

[Martin]

I'm just working the out. And then she was like, oh, yeah, I think he said that once.

[Jase]

I got to be honest, I've never wanted one of the. Or never knew that I wanted one of those till right now.

[Martin]

I'm an innovator.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I think I might have one built in someday. Like, if I ever hit the lottery.

[Jase]

I'm seriously considering because we always go to Chattanooga for July 4th of order one. And having a ship to the Wheeler's

[Brittany]

house, actually that,

[Martin]

you know what they would call you a good friend.

[Jase]

Yeah. And I'll just leave it there like it's a party gift. Like, here you go.

[Martin]

That's a good idea.

[Jase]

Y' all host parties all the time.

[Martin]

So you go to a Fourth of July party this year and you're listening to this podcast. Do not bring hot dogs. Bring the roller and the hot dog.

[Brittany]

What a boss.

[Jase]

Because I'm just.

[Martin]

And then just be the life of that.

[Jase]

Like, you blissed them on the grill real quick, and then you move them

[Martin]

to the roller and they stay perfect.

[Jase]

That's what I'm saying.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Jase]

That's the.

[Allison]

That's a good idea to get that grill flavor.

[Brittany]

That's the juice.

[Martin]

Calm down, pioneer woman.

[Jase]

That's.

[Martin]

Oh, that nice grilled charcoal.

[Jase]

You got to have some grill marks. You don't like hot dog?

[Allison]

I don't like.

[Jase]

Really?

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Jase]

You watch that how it was made or something?

[Allison]

No, I just never have liked them, but I do like sausage dogs.

[Martin]

Speaking of hot dogs, Joey Chestnut, although on probation, he will be there July 4th.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah. For his misdemeanor assault charge. They're going to let him go.

[Martin]

They're going to let. Even though he punched somebody. I guess they're going to let him defend his title. But I guess Hunter's in charge of this episode.

[Jase]

Hunter, are you ready for Newlywed Game stuff? Are you ready for Instagram clips to go to marriage counseling?

[Hunter]

I have. I have, like, nine interview questions if you want to start there.

[Martin]

You're in charge, Hunter.

[Jase]

Hey, you just fire.

[Martin]

So Hunter's about to get married. Do you need some advice?

[Brittany]

Wait, what?

[Martin]

No, no.

[Jase]

She may listen to this. Time out. We don't need to. We don't need that kind of Spoiler alert.

[Hunter]

No, I did not pop the question.

[Martin]

I'm just trying to put some pressure on the boy.

[Jase]

She's moving back now.

[Brittany]

We have a girlfriend to hear.

[Jase]

Yes.

[Martin]

Okay, y' all went too far. You went too far. I was just messing with him.

[Jase]

What? Oh, his.

[Martin]

Hunter can't breathe.

[Jase]

He's done.

[Martin]

I.

[Hunter]

Yes. I have a girlfriend. Been dating her for a year. Lives in North Carolina. She's moving back in August, and he's excited.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's the whole story.

[Hunter]

That's the whole story.

[Brittany]

Ow.

[Martin]

Ow.

[Hunter]

Questions.

[Jase]

Interview questions. He said moving on.

[Hunter]

Moving on.

[Martin]

Okay, we need a Hunter cam.

[Hunter]

Am I really red right now? I feel really hot.

[Jase]

No, you're actually just, like, sweaty. You're surprisingly not. I kept waiting for you to change.

[Martin]

Please, in the comments, say we need a Hunter cam.

[Hunter]

Yeah, so I have some. Some couples themed questions that are going to progressively get a little bit more unhinged.

[Jase]

Oh, okay.

[Brittany]

Love unhinged.

[Jase]

Sounds expensive. I like it.

[Hunter]

Let's go number one.

[Jase]

Wait, who's answer? Right?

[Hunter]

This is not newlyweds.

[Martin]

Oh, we don't have to write this down.

[Hunter]

No, just.

[Jase]

Okay. Topics. Okay, copy that.

[Hunter]

Okay, so if y' all were kids together, would y' all have been friends?

[Martin]

Yeah, because Allison was, like, a cool dude when she was a kid.

[Allison]

I was a tomboy. I got athlete of the year and everything.

[Martin]

Would we have. Yeah, I think we would have been.

[Jase]

Probably not.

[Brittany]

Yeah, probably not.

[Martin]

What?

[Jase]

She. She was going to be in the crowd, and I was even as a child, avoiding said crowds.

[Brittany]

I had to be everywhere, doing all the things

[Jase]

I needed to be on a four wheeler. Fishing.

[Martin]

Oh, no. In high school, me and Allison probably wouldn't have been friends.

[Allison]

I think we would have been.

[Martin]

Oh, you do?

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Martin]

You're part of the cool crowd, weren't you? I was hanging out with Hunter, and, I mean, that was all like, praise God, because that's like my people. Like, we were watching. We were watching Star wars and stuff, and I don't think that was really your bag. Those weren't the guys you hung out. I went to your high school Reunions, All I'm saying. And I. I didn't have on a vineyard, vines and loafers.

[Brittany]

Oh, you went to high school?

[Martin]

Every one of them.

[Allison]

That's not what they wore when we were growing up.

[Jase]

Well, Brittany went to my reunion with me.

[Brittany]

That was so much fun.

[Jase]

Yeah. I got my trophy broken by a

[Brittany]

dear friend on purpose. She walked up to him. What did you get the trophy for most unique job. Unique job.

[Jase]

Duck Dynasty was really rolling.

[Allison]

Yeah, we didn't have any of that.

[Martin]

It's because none of your friends were winners.

[Jase]

And one of my best. One of my best friends from high school just took it and went a

[Brittany]

right in his face.

[Jase]

The best part is it's a female.

[Brittany]

Yeah. What a Rachel. Her shout out Rachel.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase]

Rachel ain't listening to this.

[Brittany]

I met her a couple, and we all took a. A van together. And I do believe we accidentally hit a cat on the way home.

[Jase]

We did. Our designated driver hit a cat.

[Brittany]

Y. It was quite.

[Jase]

That's a good time, ma'. Am.

[Allison]

Sounds like it.

[Jase]

That was. Oh, that's been 13 years ago.

[Martin]

We're old. Next question. Hunter.

[Jase]

It feels like it was, like, I don't like, years ago, which is what the crazy part is.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Allison]

Mine was last June, but that was actually not, I guess, for my reunion. That was for the school's 50th.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Allison]

School turned 50, so they had little reunions for each decade.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

They hung out with security Garden. He direct quote. He said, yeah, bro. You're the only person here I'd hang out with. I was like, I get it.

[Jase]

Well, it was funny at ours because, you know, the people that hung out together were like, the people that come together.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Jase]

It's like they were. Why did we have to come here? We were already doing this. Why did we all have to come here and still stand in that way?

[Martin]

You can judge our own little.

[Jase]

Our own little groups. Like, I mean, you know, it's good to see a couple of people made. I don't know. I don't even remember who I was there.

[Allison]

I left there grateful for where I am today.

[Jase]

Hey. Oh, well, sometimes those things do make you feel better. You can get stuck at home feeling a little low, and then you go and look, you're like, I'm doing all right. Turns out that's a real butthole thing of me to say.

[Unidentified Guest]

Sorry.

[Jase]

All right, Hunter.

[Martin]

Also true.

[Jase]

If that one wasn't unhinged. Boy, we're really gonna get somewhere with this. Gonna make some people upset.

[Unidentified Guest]

I mean, who don't like to get fussed over because everybody's saying, how you doing it? How you doing? Oh, you better get off him. Shots. No, ain't on the shots.

[Jase]

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[Hunter]

What is your spouse's beige flag?

[Martin]

A beige flag?

[Hunter]

Yeah. Not. Not all the way red, but not all the way green.

[Martin]

Oh, so we're, like, not sure about it.

[Hunter]

It's, like, neutral.

[Brittany]

I have never heard that in my life.

[Martin]

I've heard that. My beige flag. For another. Red flags.

[Brittany]

Wait, so what is a beige flag?

[Martin]

It's like, it's not a red flag or it's indifferent. Yeah.

[Brittany]

Okay.

[Martin]

It's like, why would she do this? But she does. It doesn't bother me. Doesn't. I have no idea the answer.

[Brittany]

I have it. But you will quite literally walk past a bathroom.

[Jase]

The pee outside.

[Brittany]

To pee outside.

[Jase]

Yep. Absolutely.

[Brittany]

It doesn't necessarily bother me, but I'm just like, the act of watching you walk past a bathroom.

[Martin]

It's a beige flag.

[Jase]

Is it?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

I feel like that's a solid one.

[Martin]

If Allison did that, it would be a red flag.

[Jase]

Yeah, I would agree but you're a

[Martin]

guy, so the base flag for you

[Jase]

DT and outside is one of life's perks.

[Martin]

Allison washes the dishes before she puts them in the dishwasher.

[Brittany]

Oh, I do that, too.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

So that. That would be my beige flag.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Martin]

It's like, why we don't even need a dishwasher. You've already. That is. It's clean when you put it in there.

[Brittany]

You got to get the chunks off and stuff.

[Martin]

That's understandable. But she. It's literally clean.

[Allison]

I don't. I rarely use soap when I do that.

[Martin]

I don't use.

[Brittany]

Yeah, you just rinse them off.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Soap's a myth anyway. All you need is water.

[Allison]

I can't think of a beige flag.

[Jase]

Beige flag.

[Martin]

But I don't, so.

[Jase]

Oh, I'll just. I'm gonna go with. She still says rocky top in public.

[Brittany]

Absolutely.

[Jase]

That's neither.

[Martin]

You'll just say that in public.

[Jase]

That's neither.

[Brittany]

All day, every day.

[Jase]

That's neither here nor there. Not a green flag. Flag. I suppose somebody orange, and you just. Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

Say it.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah.

[Brittany]

I got to remind them Tennessee fans

[Jase]

talk to each other, man. Sit in the airport.

[Martin]

Oh, in an airport or something.

[Jase]

Top. You know, all the things.

[Brittany]

I was loving you wearing that Tennessee hat for a little while.

[Martin]

I like that hat. It's a good hat. But if I'm in an airport and see somebody in the saints, I'll go, who to? Just keep walking.

[Brittany]

Well, there you go.

[Martin]

Yeah. Same beige. What's Hunter's beige flag? Why did you raise your eyebrows and get that nervous.

[Jase]

His wonderful T shirt collection.

[Brittany]

You do have a solid T shirt collection.

[Martin]

Thanks. What's next, Hunter? Any more brain busters? Yeah.

[Hunter]

What drink do you think encapsulates each other's spirits?

[Martin]

Encapsulates each other's spirit.

[Allison]

That is such a question. About the top of our head.

[Martin]

Encapsulates the spirit of my wife in refreshment form.

[Brittany]

That's so wild.

[Martin]

Never thought about it like that.

[Allison]

I have mine.

[Brittany]

Oh, okay.

[Allison]

When you mix them all together and you just don't know what it's gonna taste like.

[Brittany]

Oh, a mystery drink back in those days. Yeah.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I'm a little bit of Dr. Pepper Mountain.

[Allison]

I knew that's what it was called, but I didn't really want to say that because I can't wait to hear hers.

[Jase]

For me, I'm trying.

[Martin]

I'm just trying to keep this as unhinged as a. Or hinged. What is it? I'm trying to keep this as beige as possible.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I don't know. Chocolate milk?

[Allison]

Coffee.

[Jase]

Chocolate milk?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

Yeah. I instantly think of coffee when I think about her.

[Allison]

When have I just got me a good glass of chocolate milk.

[Martin]

But you know what? It's good for you and it's delicious.

[Brittany]

Is it good for you?

[Allison]

I am good for you and delicious? Is that what you're saying?

[Brittany]

Oh, nice.

[Martin]

Have you ever been sad about chocolate milk? No.

[Brittany]

You're right.

[Martin]

Every time you see it, you're like, this is awesome.

[Brittany]

Nice recovery.

[Martin]

I have no idea how to answer this question.

[Jase]

Yeah, coffee sucks.

[Martin]

Why would I say, Like, I get that she likes it, but I mean, coffee is like, hey, it.

[Brittany]

Coffee energizes you and tastes like crap.

[Martin]

Tastes like, I don't like this, but I do it because it's good for me. That's what coffee encapsulates, because it gets me going. I don't need nothing to get me going around her.

[Allison]

See, I'm coffee. I get you going.

[Jase]

Maybe old, but I. Martin, a spicy Bloody Mary.

[Martin]

Yeah. Because it'll hurt you.

[Jase]

Got a little bit of fire in it.

[Martin]

A little sass to it.

[Jase]

Yeah. But can keep you chill, man. Good way to start your day off.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Jase]

Spicy Bloody Mary. There you go.

[Martin]

Brittany,

[Jase]

I'm thinking tap water.

[Martin]

Pretty regular, old dude. Pretty dull.

[Jase]

Going back to those flags. Pretty beige.

[Brittany]

Yeah. Tap water is kind of like. It's pretty solid, actually.

[Martin]

I even go Dasani. Smart Water. Smart Water?

[Brittany]

Yeah. Is it split? Purified.

[Martin]

He's Smart Water.

[Allison]

He's not purified.

[Jase]

I have been purified.

[Brittany]

He has been purified, but he is not.

[Martin]

I vote Smart Water.

[Jase]

I'm cool with it.

[Martin]

You're very smart.

[Brittany]

You are.

[Martin]

And there's a lot on the label. That body, like, it tells me about Smart Water that I'm never going to read.

[Jase]

Power ain't zero. Oh, man. I definitely zero. That's for sure.

[Martin]

Well, at least you aren't just a.

[Jase]

What were you?

[Martin]

A little bit of everything.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

I'm like that awful Coca Cola freestyle machine.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Where you're getting stuff you don't even want is awful. I think the worst never tastes right.

[Jase]

That's hilarious, though. All right, Hunter. So far we're not in trouble yet.

[Martin]

I'm about to be.

[Hunter]

If you could pick a celebrity to third wheel your two. Third wheel, your date, who would it be?

[Martin]

Pioneer woman.

[Allison]

Easy. Yeah, the pioneer.

[Martin]

Hey, drumming. Come on down. We'd love to take you out to dinner. Yeah, and by that, we mean we want you to cook for us.

[Allison]

Yeah, she's Big in our house.

[Jase]

Oh, man.

[Brittany]

The Pioneer woman is also a hit in our house. But I gotta say Ella Langley for him.

[Martin]

Who's Ella Langley?

[Jase]

Oh, I'm an Ella fella.

[Allison]

Who's that? I've heard of her.

[Jase]

What's she saying? That Choosing Texas song.

[Brittany]

Yeah. Choosing Texas.

[Martin]

I've never chose Texas. I've never seen this person in my life. I'm so behind the time. We just asked for a celebrity.

[Brittany]

She is very.

[Martin]

We asked for a celebrity. And me and Alice were like, we got you one. She's a lady that owns a ranch in the middle of Oklahoma and makes good lasagna. That's where I'm at in life. So when you're Talking about some 20 year old singer I ain't got, I'm an Ella fella.

[Jase]

Yeah. I'm not denying that.

[Martin]

Are you inviting her on the day?

[Brittany]

Is that why you want me to get bangs?

[Jase]

No, I just said that about Here comes trouble. I said that about bangs because what do you say every time you do it?

[Brittany]

Don't let me do this again.

[Jase]

Thank you. And I. I long for the opportunity to have that conversation for the fourth time of why.

[Martin]

Oh, it's coming.

[Brittany]

The last time was different. I was pregnant. I was in a different state.

[Allison]

Don't let me do it again. I'm awkwardly growing them out.

[Jase]

See, those are the fun conversations. Yeah, that's fun. Hey, remind me not to do that again.

[Martin]

Zoe does one thing, next day. Allison's got bangs. You know, like.

[Allison]

No, we were watching New Girl.

[Brittany]

I do love New Girl.

[Jase]

Invite her instead of re.

[Brittany]

That show is.

[Martin]

She's fun, but I want a lasagna. My wife's fun enough. I don't need the other thing. Like, I just. I want. I want to be Ray Drummond's child and her. Just cook me food.

[Jase]

Just bring it out there on the farm.

[Allison]

Adopt us.

[Jase]

Have a little picnic.

[Martin]

I mean, Big Dave does well.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Martin]

If we. We could throw in Ray on Tuesday nights, that'd be tight.

[Jase]

Y'.

[Martin]

All.

[Jase]

Sunday evenings are pretty jamming on the food department.

[Martin]

I'm. I'm attracted to food.

[Jase]

I'm cool with that. If that's who you want to bring. Let's go.

[Martin]

She's a basset hound lady. She's just wonderful.

[Allison]

She's got some cows.

[Martin]

I ain't so sure about that. But I ain't taking care of no cow.

[Allison]

The cowboy does.

[Martin]

Yeah, and I'm not one.

[Jase]

What if she wants you to ride a horse?

[Martin]

Nope. Mrs. Drummond, I politely decline.

[Hunter]

If you were a bug. No, if you're spouse was a bug, what bug would they be?

[Jase]

Oh, a bug.

[Brittany]

These are weird questions.

[Allison]

For sure.

[Martin]

If. If Allison was a ladybug.

[Brittany]

Oh, you would be a ladybug.

[Martin]

You wear a lot of red and white, dear.

[Brittany]

You do.

[Martin]

And people like ladybugs. They don't crush them.

[Jase]

Well, that was awful sweet of you.

[Martin]

Yeah, I had to jump out in front of that one because bugs sucked.

[Allison]

I know.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Jase]

Beat that honeybee in charge of pollinating like a sour making life grand. But you know what, Crosser? You gonna get stung, Jack.

[Martin]

That's a good one.

[Brittany]

So, yeah, I'll take it. And they can fly good at this.

[Martin]

That's a good answer.

[Jase]

Ladies.

[Martin]

Allison hates all bugs. Allison once killed a whole group of ladybugs just because they were bugs.

[Allison]

Firefly. I like those.

[Martin]

Am I a firefly bug?

[Jase]

You're a lightning bug. That's an Ella song, I think.

[Allison]

And I catch you in my mason jar.

[Jase]

Oh. And put you in the kitchen to die. Suffocate. It's over.

[Martin]

I've tried that. I don't believe anybody's poke holes in

[Allison]

the top for them.

[Jase]

She'll keep you. She'll hold you hostage. Weirder and weirder on the next Netflix documentary.

[Brittany]

You know who. And I just thought about this just now.

[Martin]

Brittany's already making herself laugh. She's. She can't even.

[Brittany]

It's only gonna be funny if y' all know what I'm talking about. Have you ever seen A Bug's Life?

[Unidentified Guest]

Yes.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. That's rude. Centipede that turns into the bug Caterpillar.

[Jase]

I could be a caterpillar.

[Brittany]

Wait, can you get a picture of it?

[Jase]

Oh, Hunter.

[Martin]

I knew I should have plugged my computer.

[Allison]

You think he looks like that bug?

[Brittany]

Yeah. Do you remember what he looks like? Wait.

[Martin]

Oh, not very nice. This one.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah. I shaved. That's totally it.

[Brittany]

Now, if I shave, he was just sitting over there like this and I was like, oh, my gosh.

[Jase]

Yeah, if I shave, that's totally me.

[Martin]

And he's very happy.

[Jase]

But you know what? I get to end up a butterfly.

[Brittany]

So a beautiful butterfly.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

There it is.

[Martin]

Y' all been watching a lot of Bugs Life?

[Jase]

I haven't.

[Brittany]

Oh, it's one of my.

[Jase]

She must have watched it.

[Martin]

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[Jase]

Amen. And now, like, even for me, being a father myself, that's a cool perspective. I mean, if we could have done that for dad before he passed, that, that would have been super.

[Martin]

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[Jase]

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[Martin]

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[Jase]

All right, Hunter, do you guys want

[Hunter]

to move over to newlyweds?

[Martin]

Yeah, you got a great question.

[Hunter]

My next question was, if your relationship were a vegetable, what vegetable would it be?

[Martin]

What kind of questions are these? Hunter, these are horrible. Also a potato.

[Allison]

What?

[Martin]

You can do anything with a potato and it's always delicious.

[Brittany]

Oh, wow.

[Martin]

Can you make mashed broccoli? No.

[Jase]

You can. They sell boring.

[Martin]

Do they potatoes rule, you know, French fries. Awesome. Anyway, let's Newlywed game it.

[Hunter]

In my. In my defense, I was like, I want to look up, like, interesting questions that no one would ever think of.

[Martin]

And you did it.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Problem is the no one's ever thought of the answer to questions nobody's ever thought of.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

All right, I'm going to explain the rules real quick. Of newlyweds.

[Martin]

Okay, so you explain the rules.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

For the listeners, too.

[Allison]

Oh, yeah. Good idea.

[Martin]

Our listeners from Mars. Well, this show just let me tv, okay.

[Hunter]

Let me do the thing.

[Jase]

Let him host, man.

[Martin]

Do the thing. Host.

[Hunter]

If you asked me to host.

[Jase]

Let him.

[Martin]

I'm sorry.

[Jase]

Let him have a Steve Harvey moment. Ma'. Am.

[Hunter]

All right, newlyweds. Both partners simultaneously write down their answers on the dry erase boards and reveal them at the same time to see if they match. Your partners is your husband. Wife.

[Jase]

Yeah. Okay.

[Hunter]

We got it.

[Allison]

We don't want to play this.

[Martin]

Me and Martin don't want to accidentally win this.

[Hunter]

So you can't look at each other's answers, which is why I separated you all. And points are awarded for the most matching answers.

[Jase]

Okay.

[Martin]

Okay.

[Brittany]

That's right.

[Martin]

Oh. Oh. This just turned into a competition.

[Allison]

Get to win something.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Allison]

What are we winning?

[Hunter]

Do you want something from the store?

[Martin]

You want something Commander store?

[Jase]

You don't get the Instagram reel made about you. What you win is you don't get the embarrassing Instagram reel made about you.

[Hunter]

I could probably babysit, if that's what you're looking for.

[Martin]

No. All right, Hunter.

[Hunter]

All right. Which couple would survive a camping trip best?

[Brittany]

Wait, what?

[Jase]

Wait, Time out.

[Allison]

Like, out of.

[Jase]

We have to pick one bus. Yeah.

[Martin]

If everybody doesn't get a point for this, and if my answer matches Allison's answer, we get a point.

[Brittany]

We're picking from, like, I either write them or us.

[Jase]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brittany]

Okay.

[Jase]

All right. Y' all good?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jase]

Yep.

[Hunter]

Show the camera.

[Martin]

Martin and Brittany. For sure. Okay. Yeah.

[Jase]

Okay. Everybody gets a point.

[Allison]

Everybody is not a dummy when we show the camera.

[Martin]

Are you kidding me? We'd starve to death. Martin be over there knowing what plants to eat, and I'd be like, whatever. And then we'd be poisoned. And we'd be drinking just water from a ditch.

[Allison]

I'll get in the mud. I won't like. She. She'll wait in that water with the gators.

[Jase]

Oh, I don't like where this question.

[Brittany]

I know.

[Jase]

And I. I heard Hunter.

[Brittany]

We're gonna be. I bet we have different answers, too.

[Jase]

There'll be a problem.

[Martin]

We don't even. Me and Allison are so oblivious. We. Me and Allison are still scared of going camping. We didn't even realize y' all moved on.

[Jase]

No, we didn't. But Hunter started one, so. Here we go.

[Martin]

Let's hear it.

[Hunter]

Who apologizes first after an argument?

[Martin]

This is the easiest point we've ever gotten. Allison.

[Jase]

Good. Yeah.

[Martin]

Correct a mundo. Allison still hadn't apologized for anything in 15 years. She's an only child.

[Jase]

Also.

[Martin]

Hold on. Y' all wrote her.

[Brittany]

I over apologize sometimes.

[Martin]

Do you not apologize, Martin? No.

[Brittany]

It just takes a little bit more convincing.

[Martin]

What is it? What's with the people that won't apologize?

[Jase]

Brittany?

[Brittany]

I don't know. I meant when you're wrong.

[Martin]

Allison, have you ever been wrong?

[Allison]

I'm not wrong.

[Brittany]

He can't just stand being wrong or losing.

[Jase]

I don't like losing. That's for sure.

[Martin]

With the words, I'm sorry, Martin?

[Jase]

Nothing's wrong with it.

[Martin]

What's wrong with the words, I'm sorry, Allison?

[Allison]

I don't know.

[Brittany]

Does it roll off the tongue?

[Martin]

Just doesn't.

[Allison]

I don't think I got much practice growing up.

[Brittany]

She's an only child.

[Jase]

Practice makes perfect.

[Martin]

We know each other well. Are you keeping score?

[Jase]

Yes. Two to two. Everybody's. Everybody's good so far.

[Hunter]

Which husband would get scammed online?

[Allison]

I have to write Martin or John David?

[Martin]

Yeah. Can I write Allison? She has before.

[Jase]

Yeah. Can I write Britney?

[Martin]

I bought Birkenstocks because she tried to

[Jase]

buy a hunting license one time and ended up somewhere in India.

[Brittany]

Yeah, it was weird.

[Martin]

You should have seen the Birkenstock. Allison once bought Birkenstocks online, and it was for a chance to win them. It was the. And I called somebody. I don't. Yeah, I don't think either of us are getting scammed. Oh, but I'm smarter than you. Okay, hold on, Martin. And you.

[Jase]

And can I give you. Can I tell you why I. Did you visit a lot more shady websites than I do looking for sneakers?

[Martin]

Oh, I'm, like, getting scammed, though.

[Jase]

Well, I'm not saying. I'm just saying there's a potential. I'm pretty. Can we go back. Can we go back to my beige flag and be in tap water?

[Brittany]

The risk factor.

[Jase]

That's why I'm just saying I just

[Martin]

wrote your name because I refuse to get scammed. I don't think you get scam, but I know I'm not.

[Jase]

That's why.

[Martin]

But they both believe in us.

[Jase]

Yeah. That's good. Hey, we're choosing that. Three to three. Man, this is going way better than I thought it would.

[Martin]

Pretty easy.

[Jase]

Next time, I'll answer the opposite.

[Martin]

Just a pretty easy question.

[Jase]

So, yeah, let's go.

[Hunter]

Who is the most dramatic.

[Jase]

Oh, God.

[Martin]

Of what? Of what? The relationship or in the whole room. Go within the whole room. What?

[Allison]

This is about our marriage, okay? These people are.

[Martin]

Well, I mean. Once again, he's pulling out the real easy questions. There's tap water over here.

[Brittany]

Are we showing.

[Martin]

Yeah. Okay. We. Me and Brittany. Come on. We don't have to show these. Like, we all knew that answer. That's why I said, should we make this one the whole room so we can choose between me and Brittany?

[Jase]

I would make everybody choose.

[Martin]

Yeah, like, at least make us choose.

[Hunter]

I don't really care as long as the answers match.

[Martin]

They all match there.

[Allison]

I think we're a couple. It's to see if we know each other. I don't know them as deep in there. I don't know what they do at their house.

[Jase]

Allison, she called me.

[Allison]

I'm here to win.

[Jase]

Allison, she called me tap water. I called her a spicy Bloody Mary. Let's use context clues.

[Brittany]

We're the other half of each other's teeter totter.

[Martin]

Meanwhile, Allison's milk and I'm. I'm. Everything on the menu just tossed in there. Even throw some ketchup and mustard in there.

[Jase]

Some of these questions answer themselves.

[Martin]

Oh, I was just trying to up the difficulty by trying to figure out

[Jase]

if me or Brittany make us pick between y'.

[Brittany]

All.

[Hunter]

Y' all can if y' all want.

[Martin]

Okay, well, we'll see.

[Jase]

We'll.

[Martin]

We'll go.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

We're still.

[Jase]

What you got?

[Hunter]

Who starts the most projects?

[Jase]

Arch the most projects.

[Martin]

Who finished the most projects?

[Hunter]

They wrote down their answer. It's so fast.

[Martin]

That's because there's one thing I'm not, and it's a project, man.

[Jase]

Yeah, same.

[Allison]

Yeah, I did a project today.

[Martin]

We both wrote down our wives.

[Jase]

I guess this is way more fun when you barely really know each other.

[Martin]

This ain't newlyweds.

[Brittany]

This isn't for over a decade of being together.

[Martin]

Yeah, this is easy.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

We ain't even like. I guess we're all pretty honest with ourselves.

[Jase]

Hey, no lies here, man. No pride.

[Hunter]

Who loses their keys the most?

[Jase]

Oh, goodness.

[Hunter]

And if y' all need this to be like, everyone in the room.

[Martin]

No, no, no. Let's go a couple here.

[Jase]

I don't.

[Martin]

I don't even know where my keys are right now. And I drove here.

[Jase]

I just. Good.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, we took the lead.

[Brittany]

A tie between you and I.

[Martin]

Have you.

[Brittany]

How many keys have you dropped in a lake?

[Jase]

One, and it wasn't me twice. Twice.

[Martin]

One, and it wasn't me twice.

[Jase]

Who. Who ask every day, have you seen my keys? You know where my phone is? Who asked every day do I know where keys or phone is?

[Brittany]

We found me, though.

[Allison]

Hey, don't even waste your time on one of those little tile things.

[Jase]

Have you. Do you know how many times I've heard the ringer from an Apple watch to a phone?

[Martin]

When you first said phone, I didn't know where they were.

[Jase]

And it's a tie.

[Martin]

Brittany. Brittany.

[Brittany]

My answer to.

[Martin]

And I do want to say something because we've had a lot of therapists in the room.

[Jase]

Why?

[Martin]

Why did you not want to admit that that one was you.

[Brittany]

What do you mean?

[Martin]

You wrote Ty even though you knew it was you.

[Allison]

How does that make you feel?

[Jase]

That's fine.

[Brittany]

I just. I guess I felt like I had to take him down with me, you know?

[Jase]

Can I. Can I ask you. Wait, where am I in this?

[Martin]

Yeah. That was fun. Sorry. You wrote Ty hit us again. Did you think he was gonna write Ty?

[Brittany]

No, I was kind of hoping, because that would have been cool.

[Jase]

Yeah, that's true. Ah, like the biggest cop out.

[Brittany]

I was like, what if he writes tie, too?

[Jase]

I mean, and that way it's like, just pick me then.

[Brittany]

I thought you were gonna take a little accountability for all the times that you've lost your keys.

[Jase]

To be fair, here's what I'll say.

[Martin]

I've only found my keys. You lost. Lost yours.

[Jase]

Well, here's what. I did not come back.

[Martin]

Yeah, my.

[Jase]

My two keys did not come back.

[Martin]

I've never.

[Jase]

The other ones are just misplaced on a daily basis. Like, have you seen the orange keys?

[Martin]

No. Allison knows exactly where my keys are.

[Allison]

You know, in my green pouch in my bag.

[Jase]

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[Jase]

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[Martin]

We're winning this.

[Hunter]

Who is more likely to cry in a movie?

[Martin]

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Allison ain't never cried no movie. We all got it right again. All these questions are like, who are the overly emotional ones of the relationship?

[Allison]

I really was like, I've been crying more lately.

[Martin]

You've been crying more lately?

[Allison]

Yeah. Like in movies and stuff? I guess.

[Martin]

What's the most recent movie you cried in?

[Allison]

Well, what's the most recent movie we watched?

[Jase]

That's good.

[Martin]

I don't.

[Jase]

I say, where this?

[Allison]

Harry Potter. That's the most recent movie we watched.

[Martin]

You cried in Harry Potter?

[Allison]

I think I cried in Harry Potter.

[Martin]

It was the Dementors.

[Allison]

I don't think I cried.

[Martin]

I hope you didn't cry in Harry Potter, you weirdo. Did you cry in the Lion King?

[Brittany]

Absolutely.

[Allison]

I mean, yeah, but when's the last time I watched that?

[Martin]

Your son was in the play not too long ago.

[Allison]

I cried in the play watching him.

[Jase]

Okay.

[Allison]

I'm proud of you because I like, he touched me. I was proud of him.

[Martin]

But did you cry when Mufasa died? Even though it wasn't. What?

[Allison]

I did cry in American Idol auditions, like, recently. Yeah. Those stories touch me.

[Brittany]

Oh,

[Martin]

I don't know. That's a weird one, babe. You cried in the auditions to America.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Not even the. That is the only good part.

[Allison]

That's the great part. They have their stories and stuff, and then you see them, like, they're stuttering in real life. Then they sing and they don't stutter, and it's like, go be somebody, you know?

[Brittany]

Very encouraging. All right, well, hey, I still motivating.

[Martin]

Yeah. I don't know. I'll cry in a bell south commercial. So it's a dumb and dumber reference. I'm sorry, Hunter, what's next? Oh, I cry a lot.

[Jase]

Y' all are one up.

[Hunter]

Who takes longer to tell a Story?

[Martin]

Oh, gosh, I don't know. That's a good question, though.

[Jase]

That is a good question.

[Martin]

My answer's locked in. In case you're driving down the road, listening.

[Allison]

Mine's locked in, too.

[Jase]

There we go.

[Martin]

We're right. Hey, Brittany, you're the answer to all these questions, which is a little concerning.

[Jase]

Well, she was the answer to all my problems, y'. All.

[Martin]

Have y' all ever heard Allison tell a story?

[Jase]

Nope.

[Martin]

A lot of detail. Like, it's the Lord of the Rings or something.

[Brittany]

Her mom is the same way.

[Martin]

Like, bro, I don't care what the person in front of you ordered in this story. Just get to the point.

[Brittany]

I have to tell.

[Allison]

And I sometimes told me more details.

[Brittany]

Yeah, but same.

[Jase]

I knew that was coming back on us when you brought that up. I said, no, no, I don't need to know that.

[Allison]

I want to know all the details.

[Martin]

Why?

[Allison]

Because I like details.

[Jase]

Does Allison ask? Well, why didn't you ask?

[Allison]

Think of a good why didn't you ask?

[Martin]

There's literally a saying, like, let's not get bogged down in the details.

[Brittany]

No, let's get bogged down in the details.

[Jase]

The details matter to them.

[Allison]

They sure do. In decor and food. In conversation.

[Martin]

Did you say in decor check.

[Allison]

Yes.

[Martin]

You ain't decored nothing in your life. I'm saying our wall's been blank for 15 years.

[Allison]

Little things.

[Martin]

You ain't even know how to hang up a picture.

[Jase]

Beige.

[Allison]

Yeah. I'm about to learn beige.

[Martin]

That is a beige flag. Doesn't decorate nothing.

[Jase]

Beige.

[Brittany]

I don't really either, though.

[Martin]

Like, there's people with degrees in. What's that called? Interior decorate.

[Brittany]

Interior design.

[Martin]

Interior design. And Allison's like, no, just paint that wall white.

[Brittany]

A minimalist.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Jase]

That's what we do.

[Martin]

We're minimalist, I guess. I don't know.

[Brittany]

She is.

[Jase]

You ain't ever worried about me putting nothing up on a wall?

[Martin]

And then she'll tell you the whole story about every screw she looked at and how it didn't work.

[Allison]

A bunch of screws away today.

[Jase]

Oh, from the junk drawer. Oh.

[Martin]

How'd you know she cleaned out our junk drawer?

[Jase]

Well, where else would you have a bunch of random screws?

[Martin]

Allison, we gotta win this.

[Hunter]

Who's the most stubborn?

[Jase]

Oh, snap.

[Martin]

This is where the podcast ends, folks. If the answers are different,

[Jase]

we even put exclamation points. We should get some kind of bonus for that.

[Allison]

No bonus.

[Martin]

Martin is the most important.

[Brittany]

Can we get a point back for that?

[Martin]

She wrote him. He wrote me. I Wrote Allison. She wrote me. That was easy for us, though.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Martin]

She has no brothers or sisters. She was not trained in relationships.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Y' all are getting all of these.

[Martin]

Did you think we wouldn't, Hunter. All these are just either or.

[Jase]

We can see where these, though. Some of these, like, if you were less than a year into marriage, these

[Brittany]

aren't for, like, veteran marriages.

[Jase]

That's kind of funny.

[Martin]

Yeah. We've been through the fire.

[Hunter]

I'm sorry I didn't look up the rules to veterans.

[Allison]

We're looking.

[Brittany]

I'm pretty geriatric marriages.

[Jase]

I'm pretty disappointed that I haven't got to write make Whoopi.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah, that one.

[Jase]

Of always on the Newlywed Game back in the day.

[Martin]

Before your time, Hunter.

[Hunter]

Who gives the worst directions?

[Martin]

Who gives the worst directions?

[Jase]

Who's giving directions anymore? We all got iPhones.

[Martin]

Who gives the worst direction? You answered.

[Allison]

I did, but I regret it. Okay. Yeah. Because you're not good with detail.

[Martin]

Yeah. But you don't know where anything is.

[Allison]

I know. I wasn't sure. Like, I don't know. I don't really ask you for directions.

[Hunter]

What's funny is that technically, all sports did match but meant completely different things.

[Brittany]

What we both wrote. Me.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Allison]

I say y' all got it wrong.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah, we got it wrong. Y' all are up.

[Brittany]

Oh.

[Martin]

Maybe when y' all get to year 15, y' all be able to answer these. Wait, why do y'.

[Allison]

All.

[Martin]

Why? We are both just saying you stinking directions.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Jase]

No, I mean, I'm very good at them, but I know if I'm trying to tell her. No, I'm saying I know how to get around, but if I'm trying to tell her, it's hard for me to communicate because I'm using stuff that's been here since 1992. I'm, like, turned by that. And she's like, where the heck is that? And I'm like, I don't. I'm. I. I just know where it is. So it's hard for me.

[Allison]

It's hard for me to do that around town sometimes.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

In Monroe, Westminster, you use an app to get around town.

[Jase]

And see, for me, even when we get to Nashville, I rarely turn on directions. So it's like, if it's places we've been, I remember how to get there. It's just a weird. It's a weird knack. But for me to tell you how to do it, I can't tell you how to do that. So that's why I said, I give the worst.

[Martin]

Allison just doesn't know where anything is.

[Brittany]

He's horrible at giving directions on anything. On how to do something, on where to go.

[Jase]

I'm not a great teacher.

[Brittany]

No, horrible teacher.

[Jase]

I just. I'm more of a. Get out of the way and let me do it.

[Allison]

I am.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jase]

I'm. I'm not. Not very good at.

[Martin]

That's actually a bad deal that we just wrote that you're the worst at giving directions and you're the teacher.

[Allison]

Well, hey, that's different. Like directions on how to do something. I give way too much detail. I guess that is true. But how to get.

[Martin]

Lord, when she tells me to do something, I might just give it a rest. I don't need the step by step. You're pretty.

[Jase]

Well, don't be mad at me. Oh, okay. I say I chose.

[Martin]

You got another one.

[Hunter]

All right, last one. Oh.

[Jase]

Y' all won. Now, this was worth five points.

[Martin]

We haven't missed one. I just wanted that to be clear.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Who says we don't need that but buys it anyway?

[Jase]

Oh, God.

[Allison]

Easy.

[Martin]

This is tough because Allison just bought me a hot dog roller for my birthday.

[Allison]

What was this?

[Jase]

And I think we can discuss. Do we need to have a discussion about wants and needs real quick?

[Martin]

Yeah. And I don't think I've ever. This is the tough part. Allison, is your answer locked in?

[Allison]

It is.

[Martin]

I'm going to go through my thought process.

[Allison]

We won.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's true. But it is pressure to go that we haven't missed.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Martin]

My problem is I'm definitely the buys it anyway guy.

[Allison]

Right.

[Martin]

But I also would never say we don't need that, because we need it for sure if it's.

[Allison]

Yeah. But. Yeah, I get.

[Jase]

I don't be giving no hints to

[Allison]

that answer like we've already answered. If I say I don't. We don't need that. I don't buy it.

[Martin]

Yeah, I. Yeah. We're going to go undefeated here.

[Allison]

Okay, ready?

[Martin]

No, we gotta wait for the Martin's. Martin. Okay, let's go ahead while Martin thinks we win.

[Jase]

Yeah, I was. I was really trying to make it her, but I knew it was me.

[Martin]

Yeah, he won it.

[Jase]

I was really trying to make it her. I mean, I didn't write I'm a I.

[Martin]

Well, I just like. I buy stuff.

[Jase]

Yeah, me, too.

[Martin]

If I need it, I need it.

[Jase]

That's why I'm such. Just like you. I'm a hard guy to get gifts for because the gifts that I want

[Brittany]

are very beige, and I love giving gifts.

[Jase]

And mundane. I want socks.

[Allison]

All are the same person.

[Jase]

I want socks and underwear.

[Allison]

I'm beige too.

[Martin]

Yeah, I mean a bunch of tap water.

[Jase]

Chocolate milk, I guess Chocolate milk better than skim milk.

[Martin]

I did. I said chocolate just to jazz it up

[Allison]

thick.

[Brittany]

Oh, God.

[Martin]

Oh, boy.

[Hunter]

Oh.

[Martin]

Well, Allison, I'm kind of proud of us.

[Allison]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase]

Congrats, guys.

[Martin]

We did not miss one of those questions.

[Jase]

Congrats. I'm not upset about any of the ones we missed.

[Brittany]

Yeah, I'm not either.

[Jase]

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[Martin]

I was worried that Hunter's questions were going to be a little tougher though.

[Jase]

Yeah, those were pretty, right?

[Allison]

Like open ended questions.

[Martin]

Like pretty well.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Allison]

If you could pick one place, where would you pick? Go or something?

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Allison]

What like for like an anniversary trip or something?

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Allison]

Oh, but we would get that right too. So you want to do it real quick?

[Martin]

What?

[Brittany]

Justin still asks me a honeymoon place.

[Allison]

Where would I go?

[Jase]

Where y' all go if y' all one place.

[Martin]

Wait, what did you just say?

[Brittany]

Brittany, Justin still owes me a honeymoon.

[Allison]

We're about to get it wrong.

[Martin]

You said we'd get it Right.

[Allison]

Hey,

[Martin]

go get a pizza and make out in Italy. That's how we roll. We like pizza. We're just gonna go to the motherland of it.

[Brittany]

Let's all go together, though.

[Allison]

For real.

[Martin]

Not as good as you think. I'm better.

[Allison]

I'm going one day. Yeah, I wanted to go for our 15, but I got a job, so

[Brittany]

I'm going with you when you go.

[Jase]

What?

[Brittany]

We're going.

[Martin]

Y' all going out to eat dinner tonight?

[Brittany]

Yeah, but also my trip.

[Martin]

Then I'm going on your honeymoon.

[Brittany]

That's fine.

[Jase]

What?

[Brittany]

I think group honeymoons are fun. Let's go. Hold on.

[Allison]

What is a group? I mean, we really did hang out with three other couples the whole time. Yeah. One even spent the night at our house.

[Martin]

Thrashers.

[Brittany]

I told him I was totally open to a friend's honeymoon.

[Martin]

A friend's honeymoon?

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Well, then you've been on a honeymoon.

[Jase]

Oh, if you.

[Brittany]

I'm not into that. Then

[Jase]

there went that trump card. Ooh, yeah.

[Brittany]

I take that. Back.

[Martin]

Back. Oh, yeah. Well, where do you want to go, Britney? Let's unpack this. So, y', all, Brittany didn't go on a honeymoon.

[Jase]

Yeah. Duck Dynasty.

[Martin]

Yeah. Middle of film and Duck Dynasty and. So where do you want to go?

[Brittany]

I want to go to Italy or Ireland or for a honeymoon that says romance.

[Jase]

Like Ireland?

[Brittany]

Yeah, Like a trip.

[Jase]

Like a grave. Like a gray, rainy.

[Martin]

Yeah, just a bunch of rain.

[Brittany]

If we went somewhere. What I really wanted to do is go to the beach or, like, an all inclusive or something, but he can't. He'll be like. He'll complain the whole time.

[Martin]

Why would you.

[Jase]

I don't complain.

[Martin]

This is where we've been trying to.

[Brittany]

He hates.

[Jase]

I hate sand. I do hate sand. Wear socks, huh?

[Brittany]

At the beach.

[Martin]

You've never worn socks.

[Jase]

Socks on the beach, John.

[Allison]

Ava does.

[Brittany]

Do you really?

[Martin]

Yeah, it keeps the sand out. Remember, you told.

[Jase]

Wait, no, it's still good in there.

[Allison]

Yeah, it's a thing.

[Brittany]

There's no way.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I have photographic evidence that I wear socks on the beach.

[Allison]

Our group text with the people we went to Cabo with is called Socks on the Beat because they were confused

[Martin]

because I just walked down there in my socks.

[Brittany]

Well, I rightfully so.

[Jase]

Do you throw said socks away? Are those. Do you buy, like, trip socks? And those are disposable? Like, you run through a pair and throw them back. You're not sure.

[Martin]

You just go put them in the pool.

[Jase]

Oh, wow. I couldn't do that.

[Martin]

I mean, your feet do get very wrinkly.

[Jase]

Yeah, I couldn't.

[Brittany]

I.

[Martin]

It's better than sand.

[Brittany]

I want none of that.

[Allison]

I love the sand in between my toes.

[Brittany]

It's a good pen. I don't wear anything. It like, gets all the dead skin on.

[Allison]

I love it. I can't wait to put my toes in the sand in July.

[Jase]

There you are.

[Martin]

Going to the beach. Oh, but. But you. But like when we went to. On our all inclusive honeymoon, there was. There was rocks on the beach.

[Jase]

No beach, we just said.

[Allison]

But it was December, so we didn't get in because it was cold. So we didn't really go to the beach. We hung out at the pool.

[Martin]

Also cold.

[Allison]

Yeah. We didn't get in the water. I don't think we ever got in the water.

[Martin]

I did.

[Jase]

There we go. That's.

[Martin]

Well, so hold on, hold on, hold on. You're not. 59 minutes now. Some of that was boring. You had to cut it out. So Italy or Ireland. Ireland. Or. So far you hadn't really hit a great one.

[Allison]

The Disney World in Tokyo.

[Martin]

What kind of weirdo goes to Disney World in Tokyo for their.

[Jase]

Honey.

[Allison]

No, no. This is just for a fun trip. Not for our honeymoon.

[Martin]

We're talking about their honeymoon. It's happening now. Yeah, we never got one, so we're gonna get one. Although she's clearly got a bunch.

[Allison]

Hunter's gonna babysit friend.

[Martin]

Honeymoons are.

[Brittany]

I don't know.

[Martin]

So anywhere else. Gotta get a passport for that.

[Brittany]

So you mean like in the. In the United States.

[Martin]

You don't have to. I'm just pointing out a. I don't

[Allison]

even have a star on my driver's license.

[Martin]

We can't fly.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah, you can. They just charge you now.

[Allison]

Oh, okay.

[Brittany]

If you don't have the star.

[Jase]

Yeah. You go there that you pay.

[Allison]

And I need to pay 45 because you never know when you're going to need to flee the country. You know what I mean? Yeah, I always have.

[Jase]

Beige. People are very worried about fleeing the country.

[Brittany]

She's got to go back for sure. Yeah, yeah.

[Jase]

No.

[Martin]

What?

[Allison]

You just never know.

[Martin]

Why would you not know?

[Allison]

I'm just saying you don't. Things can change in an instant. You have to be prepared. And it has been eating me alive that my, like, passport's expired and I don't even have a star on my license. I can't fly.

[Martin]

You can, friend. If it is so dire that we have to escape. I'm not getting on a plane.

[Allison]

I am.

[Martin]

Where are you going?

[Allison]

I don't know yet. Not now. Because now they'll look for me there.

[Martin]

Who's looking for you?

[Allison]

Maybe I am gonna go to Italy because then maybe they won't look for me there now.

[Jase]

Too obvious, right?

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Martin]

What is she talking about?

[Jase]

I'm not real sure. I told you we could have stopped two minutes ago. You're the one that kept us going.

[Martin]

I didn't. I was just trying to go further down.

[Allison]

Nobody.

[Martin]

I want to go on vacation, but I guess y' all can go to Ireland and eat some mashed potatoes and roast beef.

[Brittany]

I want to go to a beach in Ireland. No,

[Martin]

this is what this is. This is what I do for fun.

[Jase]

Problem is, I get to the beach, I go book a fishing trip.

[Brittany]

Yeah. He can't, like, sit still and relax.

[Martin]

Oh, that's the worst part of the beach. I'm not a roast sitting.

[Jase]

I'm not. I'm not a hot dog weenie on that machine. I don't. I don't do well with.

[Brittany]

And I'm not saying we have to stay out there all day every day, but, like.

[Jase]

But she could.

[Brittany]

But I could. Yeah.

[Jase]

Yeah. No, I can't say I can't.

[Martin]

I'm surprised that you can.

[Allison]

Really?

[Martin]

Yeah. Because me and you are a lot alike.

[Jase]

And now she can shift to neutral when it comes to that, son.

[Brittany]

Oh, absolutely.

[Martin]

I don't have a neutral.

[Jase]

You can put her in neutral.

[Brittany]

And I know how to beach.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I don't. I've never figured it out. Not a big fan.

[Allison]

I can beach.

[Brittany]

My dad is a Parrot Head. He's a Jimmy Buffett. All things flip flops.

[Martin]

Oh, see, I hate flip flop.

[Allison]

I hate them, too.

[Brittany]

I love flip flops.

[Martin]

Flip flops are the worst.

[Allison]

You can't wear, like, a sandal. But I don't like that thing in between my toes.

[Martin]

But see, you make fun of me for not liking sand between my toes.

[Allison]

Yeah, but that thing's like, why. Why do they put that there? That's annoying.

[Martin]

That's why I married a sandal. I hate a flip flop.

[Jase]

I like. There's one pair I like. Those Under Armour fat tires. No, those were the most comfortable things.

[Brittany]

I will say, I don't like looking at you in flip flops.

[Jase]

Oh, well, my feet are not flip flops. No.

[Brittany]

Like, he looks like.

[Jase]

Oh, I'll give you that.

[Brittany]

My feet are Aquaman. Like, Aquaman's. Very handsome, but not that awkward.

[Martin]

Or Aquaman's toes. Do you have web toes?

[Brittany]

No, they're not webbed, but, like, they, like, come to a point on the side that kind of, like Looks like he has fins on the side of his toes.

[Allison]

Feet.

[Martin]

Are you a good swimmer?

[Jase]

Really? Man, I can stay alive. I never understood swimming, either. You swim down there, have turned around, come back. I'm more of a waiter.

[Brittany]

He's a floater.

[Martin]

I like swimming.

[Jase]

Yeah. Walk out there about waist deep and just chill.

[Martin]

I ain't getting in the ocean, though.

[Allison]

Me either.

[Jase]

Walk out there and walk out there waist deep in the Gulf of America. TT and come on back.

[Allison]

Go ankle deep.

[Jase]

Ankle D. P. You just let it scream down your leg.

[Allison]

Ocean. Like, I've tried. I can't do it. Like, I can't. So I just have to hike it up to the.

[Jase]

That's why you got to start walking past the bathroom to go pee outside.

[Martin]

You can't pee in the ocean?

[Allison]

Nope. I've tried. It's weird. I can't do it.

[Martin]

Brittany, can you pee in the ocean?

[Brittany]

Absolutely. And have done so many times.

[Allison]

And, like, it's awkward because people know when you're going out there that you're peeing.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah. That's what they're out there. Waist deep.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I don't even go waist deep. Knee deep.

[Jase]

Oh, well, good for you. Wow.

[Allison]

Wow.

[Jase]

Good for you.

[Martin]

I go. I go way out there, like, neck deep. I like getting right up. I like staying at house. And you'll go get out of water, and then I get right up next to her, and all of a sudden, the water gets warm. I know that's what I would do to you.

[Jase]

All right, well, we got to go get our kids.

[Martin]

Verse of the day.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

That's how deep we're going today, y'. All. Show me your ways, Lord. Teach me your past. Guide me in your truth and teach me, for you are God, my savior, and my hope is in you all day long. Psalm 25. 4:5. Ladies. Thanks for being here, Allison.

[Jase]

Amen.

[Martin]

Thanks for being married to me. And we won.

[Jase]

Congratulations. Y' all won fair and square. I'm not even gonna argue.

[Brittany]

He hates saying that.

[Martin]

How could you argue that? We. There's no possible.

[Brittany]

Oh, he could find a way.

[Jase]

Something. Did you not realize I was the most stubborn? I can figure out a. I could figure out a path, but, yeah, I'm good. Y' all won. Congratulations.

[Martin]

I Now you made me mad, and I want to play again with harder questions.

[Jase]

We'll have to do it again.

[Brittany]

We do need harder questions.

[Jase]

We'll see y' all next time. Right here in the duck call room. We're out.

[Allison]

Bye,

[Martin]

Sam.