Godwin Enters the Final Countdown to Being a Grandpa

Summary

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Duck Call Room Podcast

Episode: Godwin Enters the Final Countdown to Being a Grandpa
Date: December 16, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, and Jacob Mayo

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Episode Overview

This lively episode centers around John Godwin preparing to become a grandpa to twin girls, with the guys trading stories about retirement, hunting, family life, and plenty of food talk (omelets and lasagna soup, anyone?). As always, the discussion meanders into reflections on faith, abundant life, and a heaping does of off-beat Southern humor. Expect tales about pregnancy, roadkill, odd traditions, and heartfelt moments about what makes life abundantly good.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Life in Retirement — Hard Choices!

[01:00–04:50]

• The group jokes about the "problems" of retirement: cleaning too many crappie, deciding whether to hunt, nap, or chase a spouse around.
• Si Robertson riffs on romance and the perils of holding an electric knife for too long, sparking playful banter about food and relationships.
• Memorable line:
  “I’ll run away from a fight, but I’ll chase a woman for miles.” — Si [03:24]

Abundant Life & Faith Reflection

[05:09–11:49]

• Si bridges breakfast talk to a deeper question: “How is life treating you today?” [05:14]
• He shares a personal testimony about hitting rock bottom before turning his life around with faith.
• The group discusses what "abundant life" means, both now and eternally, with Si frequently returning to spiritual themes of joy, purpose, and course-correcting when life "sucks".
• Justin and the crew add that even believers face tough moments but remind to keep eyes "on the prize."
• Quotes:

  “The Creator of the universe...He left heaven and came to earth...to bring you life, and it abundant.” — Si [05:32]
  “If your life sucks, then you’re doing something wrong...the Creator has told you I came down to bring you life and to make it where it’s just overflowing.” — Si [09:14]

• Discussion about the “I Am Second” video the Robertsons filmed, and the brothers' differences in education and lifestyle.

Grandparent Countdown — “Almost Granddaddy” Update

[15:15–18:45]

• Justin prods Godwin for updates on the twins’ impending arrival. The group teases about baby noses and how ultrasound images confuse everyone except excited grandmas.
• Quote:

  “Everybody wants to know about them twin granddaughters coming down the tracks, baby.” — Justin [15:31]

• Laughter over prepping the house for babies, jokes about never sending them home, and marveling at the miracle of pregnancy.
• Reflections on how children change your life forever and how quickly they grow.

Food Tangents & Southern Eats: Omelets, Lasagna Soup, & Gumbo

[19:53–34:44]

• The group debates the merits of omelets, soup (including lasagna and taco soup), and traditional Southern dishes.
• There’s confusion and amusement over lasagna soup (“just lasagna with more sauce!”) and whether gumbo qualifies as a soup.
• Hunting camp stories emerge—gumbo in duck blinds and new twists like poached eggs in the gumbo.
• Memorable exchange:

  “The best soup is chicken noodle.” — Si
  “That is unequivocally false.” — Jay [33:13]

Hygiene, Hunting, and the Case for Showers

[25:01–28:27]

• Funny talk about “shackets” (shirt-jackets), Phil Robertson’s legendary non-showering hunting habits, and how skipping showers "adds days to your life."
• The group has a classic rural debate: how much time showers waste vs. their necessity, especially before a morning hunt.

Mailbag: Ducks, Deers & First Kills

[41:00–43:16]

• Listeners share stories and photos of hunting milestones, including Jessica from South Florida (successfully hunting ducks in a surprising location), Ashton (13), and a seven-year-old Thanksgiving morning deer hunt.
• The group discusses the joy of introducing young kids to hunting and the hazards of cold weather hunting with little ones!

Roadkill, Deer Hits, & Small Town Redneck Life

[43:50–48:54]

• Hilarious and surprisingly informative discussion of roadkill deer—there’s even a “roadkill list” in Michigan where the sheriff calls if a deer is available for pickup.
• Tales of wildlife collisions continue, including a memorable story:

  "A UPS driver got a goose through his windshield…it starts fighting him, he finagles it out…and the goose flies off!" [46:32]

• Musings on how tough deer are and how vehicles "aren’t made of Pittsburgh steel anymore."

Faith & Final Reflections

[49:43–50:13]

• The episode closes with John quoting John 10:10 (“I have come that they may have life, and have it abundantly.”) [49:43]

  “If your life sucks, turn to Jesus. Put that on a t-shirt.” — Jay [50:02]

• The next episode promises Godwin’s grandparent debut; jokes about filling the twins up with chocolate as a grandpa’s duty.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

On Retirement:

• “Do I go deer hunting, or do I chase Paula around the house?” — Si [01:58]
• “Retirement must stink.” — [01:21]

On Faith & Life:

• “If your life sucks, then you’re doing something wrong...The Creator has told you I came down to bring you life and to make it where it’s just overflowing.” — Si [09:14]

On Grandchildren:

• “Everybody wants to know about them twin granddaughters coming down the tracks, baby.” — Justin [15:31]

On Pregnancy & Babies:

• “I just can’t believe everything still works with that much new human being.” — Si [16:34]
• “Your wife had 14 pounds of kids.” — Si [19:44]

Food Debates:

• “I would think you’d like an omelet. It’s like pizza of the breakfast.” — Justin [04:53]
• “The best soup is chicken noodle.” — Si [33:11]

On Wildlife Collisions:

• “A UPS driver got a goose through his windshield…it starts fighting him, he finagles it out…and the goose flies off!” — Justin [46:32]

On the Gospel:

• “I came that they may have life and have it absolutely abundantly.” — John quoting John 10:10 [49:43]
• “If your life sucks, turn to Jesus. Put that on a T-shirt.” — Jay [50:02]

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Other Memorable Bits

• Lighthearted teasing over lasagna soup and the culinary virtues (or crimes) of taco soup.
• Crowd-sourced mysteries: Who anonymously sent a Monroe Moccasins hockey jersey to the show?
• Extended hunting tales: Gumbo in duck blinds, “poaching” eggs in the pot, and the classic duck hunter’s diet.
• A running theme: finding humor and perspective in the ups and downs of ordinary, rural, faith-filled life.

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Useful Timestamps

• [01:00] Retirement gripes, romance, and omelet talk
• [05:14] Si’s life question, abundant life, faith story
• [15:31] Grandparent update — twins incoming!
• [19:53] Food tangents: ultrasound, lasagna soup, soups vs. stews
• [25:01] “Shacket” fashion, Phil’s shower habits, time-saving tips
• [33:13] Gumbo, food in the duck blind, and debate over what counts as soup
• [41:00] Listener mailbag: hunting success stories
• [43:50] Roadkill, deer collisions, and state-by-state differences
• [46:32] UPS driver vs. goose story
• [49:43] Closing: John 10:10, final thoughts, laughter about Godwin’s future as “Grandpa Chocolate”

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Summary Tone

This episode is a typical Duck Call Room blend of faith, family, hunting, marriage banter, food, and laughter. Jokes and tall tales are punctuated with genuine moments of gratitude, spiritual wisdom, and anticipation for new life and new roles in the Robertson family.

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For fans and newcomers alike, this episode captures the warmth and wildness of small-town Southern living, underpinned by a clear message: even when life gets a little crazy (or "sucks"), there’s faith, love, and a community to help make it abundant.

Transcript

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[Kelly Clarkson]

Hey, what's up, y'?

[Host 1]

All?

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[Host 2]

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[Host 3]

Foreigning them crop. I might start using gloves.

[Host 1]

Are you cleaning too many? Drop them off at my house. You cleaning too many.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I know.

[Host 3]

Right here. It'll get a. You'll get a scab right there.

[Host 1]

You poor thing.

[Host 4]

Man, retirement must stink.

[Host 1]

That's where that trigger depresses on that electric knife.

[Host 4]

Oh, no.

[Host 2]

Hey, same thing with my shotgun. I rub a big, big blister. Right? I know from my banana shotgun. And I don't know why it's need to hold on.

[Host 4]

You want to talk about problems we got.

[Host 3]

I know.

[Host 2]

Want to one way to fix that.

[Host 3]

There's too many decisions to make.

[Host 2]

Oh, I. I see it. When you retire, it's just too many.

[Host 3]

Stu.

[Host 2]

Do I go this morning or do I. I make wait. Go at noon.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Or do I chase Paula around the.

[Host 2]

Or do I take Paula with me.

[Host 3]

Get on the dare stand or get in the bus?

[Host 2]

That's right. Do I go deer hunting or what? All.

[Host 4]

What all decisions do you make each and every day?

[Host 2]

S. Check my eyelids.

[Host 1]

I got to decide. Wake up every morning, decide to breathe right.

[Host 2]

What time? Only thing I got. Decide how long am I going to sleep this morning?

[Host 4]

How long?

[Host 3]

What am I going.

[Host 1]

Oh, and I'm going to.

[Host 3]

How do you describe omelette?

[Host 2]

Omelette.

[Host 4]

Describe an omelette by the good looking.

[Host 2]

Woman that's cooking it for me.

[Host 4]

What? Hunter just lost it on that one.

[Host 2]

Hey.

[Host 4]

Cause when you said that Hunter just cracked up.

[Host 2]

You said that. I remember a jet Landed at the airport up here. Oh, yeah, from Seminoles. I was on Seminoles.

[Host 3]

And look.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

When they opened the thing for us to walk on, a good looking Seminole Indian woman opened it and then she said, when we come in. Would you like an omelet, sir?

[Host 4]

Yeah, I like how that's where your mind goes.

[Host 2]

My dating days. Hunter said, oh, we can't run that. And I said, hunter, that's the best time of my life. What do you mean you can't run it? Hey, well, you got to run that, son.

[Host 3]

You know?

[Host 2]

Well, hey, there's children. Everybody knows long size. I love her.

[Host 4]

Oh, boy.

[Host 1]

You ain't a fighter.

[Host 2]

I ain't a fighter.

[Host 4]

Ain't a fighter. He's a lover.

[Host 2]

I'll run away from a fight, but I'll chase a woman for miles.

[Host 3]

One mile.

[Host 2]

Hey, you got me started, boys. I love the girls.

[Host 1]

I love these.

[Host 4]

He did not get you started.

[Host 2]

He asked, how you like omelet?

[Host 4]

He said, do you like omelets? And you're like, you know what I do like, lady?

[Host 2]

When he said omelet, hey, I think.

[Host 1]

He was setting up one of his famous dad jokes.

[Host 2]

I know.

[Host 1]

Sigh. Just said, now we're going this way now. Because I think about all the omelets I've eate at the Waffle House and I don't think I'd describe them by the look of the cook.

[Host 3]

Oh, oh, I just thought that. Excellent.

[Host 1]

There you go. They're excellent.

[Host 2]

Y' all not. Y' all not like me and Guy. Y' all gotta get some romance in your life, guys. Good.

[Host 4]

What are you talking about?

[Host 1]

I am not. Hey, I am not wearing a red Speedo.

[Host 4]

I mean, I might, but I got one. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Host 2]

I want.

[Host 4]

Hey, hold on, hold on. Just because whenever he says omelet, I don't immediately go to women does not make me not romantic.

[Host 3]

I know. I think a white or wheat.

[Host 1]

But at some, at some point the.

[Host 4]

Women or the omelette.

[Host 1]

At some point you do have to crack some eggs.

[Host 2]

Hey, hey, you gotta crack an egg to make omelet Jack.

[Host 1]

There you go.

[Host 4]

Omelets are weird.

[Host 1]

Hey, they're good.

[Host 4]

But why, why not just eat stuff.

[Host 3]

Them with all kind of stuff.

[Host 2]

No, no, see, y' all have y' all have brought me.

[Host 1]

I would think you'd like an omelette. It's like pizza of the breakfast.

[Host 2]

No, no, here's the thing. Y' all have brought me to what I wanted to talk about today.

[Host 1]

I don't know how we Got.

[Host 3]

We're talking about lunch.

[Host 2]

What we going to do for lunch?

[Host 4]

You guys like omelets? I want to talk about this girl I saw one time. Which brings me exactly where I wanted to be.

[Host 2]

Well, hey. Because my question is. Hey. How is life treating you today?

[Host 4]

What?

[Host 2]

That's right. That's what I want to talk about.

[Host 3]

Awesome thoughts.

[Host 2]

How is life treating you? Because, hey, look, you got to think about this. The creator of the universe made that.

[Host 4]

Woman on the plane.

[Host 2]

No, no. Left heaven and came to Earth. And he did it for one reason.

[Host 4]

Omelets.

[Host 2]

I didn't come to judge you. I come to save you. But mainly what I came for was a. To bring you life. And it abundant life.

[Host 3]

They brought me abundant crappie yesterday.

[Host 2]

Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Did it make you happy?

[Host 3]

It sure did.

[Host 2]

Was there joy in your soul?

[Host 3]

I guarantee.

[Host 2]

I tell you. Say, that's what I'm talking.

[Host 4]

I mean, I totally agree with everything you just said. I just don't know the line.

[Host 2]

No, no, because here's what. Here's what the deal. I remember the day, okay, that I. I guess you would call it. Finally just hit rock bottom. Okay, okay. Like nothing in my life, okay, I've got all these desires and none of them was being fulfilled. In other words, my life just stink to high heaven.

[Host 3]

Okay, we didn't think it at the time.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah. That's why I wanted to talk about life. How is life treating you? Well, hey, look, you're. You've got all these desires that you want. They're not being fulfilled. Well, my question is, hey, maybe you need to look at how you're living that life.

[Host 3]

What you been reading?

[Host 2]

Oh, I just. I know. I just. I was.

[Host 1]

I was go ask him what he been drinking.

[Host 2]

No, I've been listening.

[Host 1]

No, I'm just saying the fact that he listened to our conversation and got back to here.

[Host 4]

That's because he's about one thing.

[Host 2]

Here's what. Here's what brought this off. I'm listening to Christmas music on. On.

[Host 1]

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

[Host 2]

Gospel Gospel channel.

[Host 4]

That Lauren Daigle can sing that Noel song.

[Host 2]

Oh, no. What are you talking about?

[Host 4]

What you talking about?

[Host 2]

Yeah, but anyway, Nick got me thinking. Okay, you know, because look, I go by people all the time. Yeah, about the miserable. Yeah, well, you need to look. Your desires are not being fulfilled. You look. You need to look at how you're living. How do I want to word yes?

[Host 3]

I don't know what.

[Host 2]

Carefully, let's say no with Omelets. What standard are you trying to achieve or trying to live up to? Maybe your standards are wrong.

[Host 1]

Yeah, well, I've been there.

[Host 3]

You don't have no standard.

[Host 2]

Well, no, no, that's what I'm getting at. Look, the Creator has told you I came down to bring you life and to bring it abundantly.

[Host 4]

Abundant.

[Host 3]

Well, that's what he said.

[Host 2]

You're not.

[Host 3]

That's a promise.

[Host 2]

Yeah. This is God Almighty himself talking. Well, you may need to change your lifestyle, your direction.

[Host 1]

Here's.

[Host 4]

Oh, here's the. Here's a teaser for you. When he said that we're going full Bible study here, did he mean eternal life? Is that abundant life, or did he mean abundant life on earth?

[Host 2]

He means now. Now forever.

[Host 4]

So right now. Right now, people can have an abundant life.

[Host 3]

Hey, they can have a clean conscience.

[Host 1]

That's pretty abundant. Yeah.

[Host 2]

Then you got to define what I says about. Okay. In the heavenly realms. We're already in there.

[Host 3]

In the heavenly. I don't know. Then in First Peter.

[Host 2]

No, I don't know, but we're already there.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 2]

Okay. And that's why I was talking about. Okay, hey, if your life sucks, then you're doing something wrong. Yeah, no, you've tried it. Here's what I'm get. I've got from this. You've tried it your way.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

And hey, it stinks. No, hey, look, all I'm telling you is, you know, the Creator has told you I came down to bring you life and to make it where it's just overflowing.

[Host 1]

Yeah. I would agree with you on some of that. But if your life continuously sucks, well, that's what. But there's parts of.

[Host 2]

That's where I was at, though.

[Host 1]

There's. There's parts of a believer's life that no doubt suck. Well, I like. Because that's what life is.

[Host 2]

Because you're not gonna get. You're not gonna live on this. This ball.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Without having trials and tribulations.

[Host 1]

Yeah. The trick is to keep your eyes.

[Host 2]

On the prize than that.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

You're not. You're not in the real world.

[Host 1]

Yeah. The trick is keeping your eyes on the prize and not allowing yourself to get stuck y in that sucky part. Because then when you do, then you start living for yourself.

[Host 2]

But I'm just saying a whole bunch of other. It's being offered to you.

[Host 1]

Amen. Yeah.

[Host 2]

Okay. And what I'm talking about here is the fruits of the Holy Spirit.

[Host 1]

And to be fair, I'm my life pretty good right now, so.

[Host 2]

Well, no, no.

[Host 1]

Because I did break my garage door.

[Host 2]

Wow. They filmed me and they. And they got real personal about me and my brother. Fail.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

On the I am second thing.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

I hadn't watched that yet, but I need to sit down.

[Host 2]

I got real personal. And really, at first I was saying, well, this is so boring. But then we got into it and hey. And it was like a lot of good stuff come out because of it. Well, what's the main major difference between you and Phil? And I said, well, I'm uneducated. He's educated. That's the main difference. And I said. I said, what are you trying to say? And I said, he was smarter than I am.

[Host 1]

Okay. And I said thing for a lot of people to admit.

[Host 2]

Well, no, no, but hey, it's the truth. Don't get me wrong. I've got a whole lot of common sense.

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 2]

Which has served me well.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Okay. But just honest truth. Hey, he's got two degrees. So yes, he's more educated than I am. He's smarter, you know, and his lifestyle showed it.

[Host 1]

Degrees don't necessarily equal intelligence.

[Host 2]

Well, no, no. Well, yeah, no, I understand that too.

[Host 1]

They do equal commitment. Look, the holiday season is a weird time of year. You may be in it for a long car ride and have motion sickness. There are a lot of people are taking their first flights and are super nervous about it. Big meals, perhaps too many cocktails, you never know. But nausea and all that stuff sets in. And that's why our friends at Relief Band can help. Relief Band is the original anti nausea wristband that gives you fast, effective relief from nausea and vomiting caused by motion sickness, migraines, anxieties, morning sickness and more. The Relief Band support is sleek, rechargeable and water resistant for active days, while the Flex has interchangeable bands and a battery for all day comfort. Both models use safe, proven technology that sends gentle pulses to your wrist to quickly ease the nausea. And it's 100% drug free, non drowsy, and works fast before or after symptoms start with zero side effects. Relief Band makes the perfect gift for friends or family. And gift cards are available if you're not sure which model to pick. So, like Godwin, I remember whenever he they found out Joanna was pregnant, having all the morning sickness, he called me and said, hey, do you have another one of those relief bands? And I said, no, but I know somebody that does. And he ended up right up here at the office. Grab one. And she's been wearing it every day ever since because her sickness never Went away.

[Host 4]

So Hunter uses it on planes.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

When he goes to see his lady friend.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I've used it when me and.

[Host 4]

Cy went fishing in the Gulf.

[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

And I give you. His name is Christ. Jesus.

[Host 1]

Our friend Jesus.

[Host 2]

Okay. Yeah.

[Host 4]

Of Nazareth.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

That's what you can't fix. Okay. That's the reason he came. Okay. Is for you to seek him and he'll fix it for you. He'll take care of it and take care of you at the same time.

[Host 1]

Well, to answer your question, though, I am doing pretty good. Well, no, no, because I think about it, it's like.

[Host 2]

Because if you asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

[Host 1]

Oh, what do you want?

[Host 2]

I don't want. I've already got it the hardest.

[Host 1]

That's a spoiler alert.

[Host 2]

No, no, I'm just saying I did.

[Host 1]

Just get you a new pair of waiters.

[Host 2]

Well, I see it. And hey, that is. That's what I want.

[Host 1]

Merry Christmas.

[Host 2]

But. Well, thank you. But anyway, hey, if you've got Jesus, tell me that being, whatever his name sings it. You've got it all.

[Host 1]

Oh, that New Year.

[Host 2]

Okay. And it really. That's a true statement. If you've got the creator. Well, hey, guess what? If you've got the creator, then you've got everything he created. Because, look, he said, I'll make you coerce.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Preach.

[Host 2]

All I'm trying to tell you folks is, hey, if your life sucks. Hey, stop. Turn around and go another direction.

[Host 1]

There you go. Gavin, how's your life?

[Host 3]

Excellent.

[Host 2]

Oh, his problem is. Hey. Is what he's going to do today.

[Host 1]

No, I was really just trying to get to that. I was trying to get to the Almost Granddaddy update.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Because you're getting close.

[Host 2]

Yeah. He's just.

[Host 1]

Everybody wants to know about them twin.

[Host 4]

Granddaughters coming down the tracks, baby.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Hey, I know one thing. What? One of them has got a big nose because he just showed me a picture.

[Host 4]

How on earth do you know that?

[Host 3]

Look at.

[Host 4]

How do you.

[Host 2]

How what?

[Host 4]

Hold on.

[Host 2]

Hold it. I'm just saying. What. He just showed me. He showed me a picture and the kid has got a big nose.

[Host 1]

Well, that don't mean he got a. She got a big nose. I'm sure I know. Joe, how tall is Johanna? 5.

[Host 2]

5?

[Host 3]

2. And if she was.

[Host 1]

They may not have a big nose. She may just be out of room if she.

[Host 3]

If she come through that door.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

He said, hey, her belly. Her belly would come in and in like five minutes later, the rest of it.

[Host 3]

That's right.

[Host 1]

The. The. The twin pregnancies, like the.

[Host 3]

She has to walk like this.

[Host 1]

Yep, that's right.

[Host 2]

Otherwise. Otherwise you'd be on her own.

[Host 1]

The way Brittany's body expanded to accommodate, that is. No, no, it's incredible.

[Host 2]

That's the first thing I told him when he brought it up. I said, I still. Every time I see a pregnant woman.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

I just can't believe everything still works with that much new new December 29th human being.

[Host 1]

I mean, well, aside even from the human all just the stuff.

[Host 3]

If you went to my house, you would think me and Paula was having a baby.

[Host 1]

Oh, you are.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Hey.

[Host 1]

I hate you.

[Host 4]

You're getting one of you all.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Oh, they're going to be showing up over there a lot. A lot.

[Host 3]

I don't think they're going to leave.

[Host 2]

Well, they may not if you're. I. Well, they will when you get sick.

[Host 3]

I'm going fishing.

[Host 2]

When you and Paul get sick of them, they'll leave.

[Host 1]

Grandmama ain't gonna get sick of them.

[Host 4]

I have a question for you, Goblin.

[Host 1]

Goblin may get a little irritated, but Grandmama ain't gonna get sick of. I hate to tell you. I know that my mom right now just soon I was moved back in. Yeah. Like, because she loves spending so much time with the boys. Because they're just. And so. So does everybody there.

[Host 2]

That's another thing.

[Host 1]

They're growing and changing and, like, they're just a ton of fun.

[Host 2]

I know. That's another thing. That's just a marvel, a miracle, whatever we want to call it. Okay. That. You know, they do it once and is. Some of them do it a lot. Yeah, more of them. I don't understand.

[Host 3]

I don't get it.

[Host 4]

You know what I don't get?

[Host 1]

Pineapple on pizza.

[Host 4]

Well, yeah. Anyways, so has anybody. When you show those ultrasound pictures off, sometimes people will say things like, oh, man, that looks just like Johanna.

[Host 1]

Oh, that looked like a kid. We get an ultrasound I don't know.

[Host 4]

I don't ever get that. How can you tell?

[Host 1]

Yeah, I don't see nothing.

[Host 2]

What I think is, hey, is the guy that's running the scope right at the right place to get that face.

[Host 1]

Yeah. I've opened it back up to other one.

[Host 4]

And then they'll call it cute stuff. And I'm like, it's. It's ultra.

[Host 1]

It's a kid.

[Host 4]

It's ultrasound.

[Host 1]

But they are cute because all kids are cute.

[Host 4]

No, that's not true.

[Host 1]

Well, most of them are.

[Host 4]

There's a couple ugly ones.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

But even it's so cool because it's like, wait, they're just little humans, man. Like, that's.

[Host 2]

That is the act cute in there. It's ugly.

[Host 1]

And then they come out of there. Yeah. And your life changes forever. It's easy.

[Host 4]

Why they said, I just remember somebody whenever that we're looking at one of our kids ultrasounds. They're like, man, that looks just like Allison. And I was like, what are you talking about?

[Host 1]

But no surprises. No surprise. No surprises in their pregnancy. I'm kind of bummed you're the only.

[Host 4]

Person that had a bunch of surprises.

[Host 1]

I know. I. I really had one.

[Host 4]

You had a boy? Oh, no.

[Host 2]

I love it. Oh, there's just one. Oh, what's that behind the one?

[Host 1]

There's that one. And. Oh, that one now had. Magically has a penis. You know? Okay.

[Host 3]

Co.

[Host 4]

It's amazing.

[Host 1]

It is a. That's just biology term.

[Host 4]

Biology terms.

[Host 1]

Yeah. The. The fact that. Yeah. I don't know. Just. It always seems. Seems weird when people just have, like, totally normal ones.

[Host 2]

I'm like, that's part of that life that I was talking about.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

What?

[Host 3]

How much did them boys weigh?

[Host 1]

One night born Whalen was 6, 8, and Jackson was 7. 7.

[Host 4]

Good grief.

[Host 1]

Yeah. She had 14 pounds of kids.

[Host 2]

Hey, that's 14 pounds at. Your wife had to make room for.

[Host 1]

Oh, I'm aware, buddy.

[Host 2]

For that. That still just blows my mind. Your pounds. That's. Good grief.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Bowling ball.

[Host 2]

A professional couple of.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Small ones.

[Host 2]

That's unreal.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

She ordered that.

[Host 1]

What are those weighing at four or five pounds? Something like that. Yeah.

[Host 3]

She said they do yoga every day.

[Host 4]

No, no, they do.

[Host 2]

First time I watched Tracer stretcher.

[Host 3]

She's doing it too.

[Host 1]

Well, it's amazing. Once you get them home, they. They keep that same kind of the deal. I mean, it's just like the stuff they were doing in there, they do out here now.

[Host 2]

Oh, no.

[Host 1]

No way. Was the fidgety One. And he's all the time tinkering with something. Jackson was a chill one that would like just sit down chill with you. He'll still sit down chill with you.

[Host 4]

My kids chill.

[Host 1]

I mean I say chill chill for a three year old. Like we're talking five minute pauses.

[Host 2]

Mostly most ladies when they're active say well they're working out again. But the first time I watched Tracy and watched Christine's belly.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 2]

She was stretching.

[Host 1]

That's weird, man. I don't know.

[Host 2]

And I. I'm talking about.

[Host 1]

Look, I get a gas bubble and I get freaked out.

[Host 2]

I'm talking about.

[Host 1]

Imagine something.

[Host 2]

You know her but. And only her foot.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Is sticking out that much from the rest of her belly. And you can see her foot.

[Host 1]

Let me out of here.

[Host 2]

And I'm looking and saying this is so wild. It's so wow.

[Host 1]

But we're what we're a couple of weeks.

[Host 3]

December 29th.

[Host 2]

29Th.

[Host 1]

Perfect claim and babies on their taxes. Yeah, get them.

[Host 4]

I have a. Oh, this is level.

[Host 2]

Child hurt.

[Host 3]

This year, next year.

[Host 4]

This year, next year it's going to be one of those two.

[Host 3]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

The. So they plan. Is that just the goal and then they're going to let them go or is that when they're going to take them?

[Host 3]

That's when they're going to take them.

[Host 1]

That's when they're going to take. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Shoot. Look at there times.

[Host 4]

Never going to get.

[Host 2]

I can't wait to see Paula with them in her hand.

[Host 3]

It's my job. I have to.

[Host 1]

Yeah. You gotta rename. It's not going fishing. It's going to work.

[Host 4]

Going to work.

[Host 1]

I gotta go to work at 4:30 in the morning.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Good for you man.

[Host 1]

Meller ducks ain't gonna kill themselves. Yeah. Don't matter what you do. They will not kill in video.

[Host 2]

You can't shoot them out of a recliner.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

And that's work.

[Host 1]

That is work. Tonight I'm gonna go to work up there. It's actually I'm looking forward to it. I hope it's as cool as I think it is. The fine folks of Academy Sports and the West Monroe Police Department we are going Christmas shopping with 30 kids that are. So you ought to. If you plan on going to academy or not probably avoid between the hours of 5:30 and 7 because it's liable.

[Host 2]

To be a mad shop time for.

[Host 1]

The kid is liable to be a mad house in there. But I don't know. It's just. That's one thing I never had this opportunity. So I'm about to go take kids on their own Christmas shopping.

[Host 4]

There you go. That'll be fun.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I hope so. I hope it's as fun as I built it up in my mind.

[Host 3]

All the stuff you want.

[Host 1]

I am going to try to steer them towards some, you know, like, hey, man, why don't you go grab this pit boss? I'm like, you know, get you a grill.

[Host 3]

How about some m spices over?

[Host 4]

Yeah, who needs a griddle?

[Host 1]

You need this crappie magnet. Go get you one. Hey, go shake his freeloader at him, son. They'll bite that thing. That's right. Like, they probably gonna want my shirt.

[Host 4]

The holidays would give you more time, Martin. You do, but then you're out of time.

[Host 1]

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[Host 4]

I would even say, oh, no, it's good food.

[Host 2]

Delicious.

[Host 1]

It is good.

[Host 2]

It really is.

[Host 1]

And you want, oh, I don't have time. It's two minutes or less. Yeah.

[Host 4]

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[Host 4]

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[Host 4]

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[Host 4]

That is a nice shirt.

[Host 1]

I do love this shirt. I never knew I was a guy that needed a thing that was a jacket and a shirt combined.

[Host 4]

Jacket. Yeah, it's all the rage, man.

[Host 1]

Jacket, jack shirts, whatever you call jacket.

[Host 4]

It's a shacket.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I. I never knew I needed these.

[Host 4]

A shackets rule.

[Host 3]

Yeah, it's just a denim shirt, ain't it?

[Host 1]

It's just. Yeah, it's heavyweight.

[Host 4]

It's a thicker shirt, but not quite a jacket. So it's like a shirt and a jacket. AKA a shack.

[Host 1]

A shack.

[Host 3]

There you go.

[Host 1]

Is it a shacket or a jack shirt? What's the difference?

[Host 4]

It would be a shirt.

[Host 1]

A jerk.

[Host 3]

Now that's what wears them.

[Host 1]

It's a shacket.

[Host 4]

I sell a lot of shack.

[Host 1]

Hunter.

[Host 4]

Hunter doesn't know Hunter.

[Host 1]

Hunter just Hunter. Just wear cotton hoodies.

[Host 4]

Yeah, I was going to say. Did you just ask for fashion advice from Hunter? Not.

[Host 1]

No, no. I'm just asking for the name of a product. Not a fashion advice.

[Host 4]

But Hunter only wears obscure band T shirts and zip up hoodies.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Hunter, what are you wearing right now?

[Host 2]

I was faded out.

[Host 3]

Maybe actually wearing it washed it too much. He wears it so much he has to wear it. Wash it every day.

[Host 1]

That's weird. No, I ain't washing.

[Host 2]

Phil Robertson's advice. Don't wash his hunting clothes.

[Host 4]

Wash himself.

[Host 2]

Wash it. You'll wash it out.

[Host 1]

That's true. Yeah.

[Host 3]

Phil.

[Host 1]

Phil didn't wash hygiene. Major question mark.

[Host 2]

That's why when you was with him, he saved a lot of time downwind. You're sitting in the wrong place.

[Host 4]

But when you think about it, how much more time did he have to do what he wanted because he didn't take the time to shower. I mean if you add 10 minutes a day.

[Host 1]

I ain't in that shower. 10 minutes all the time.

[Host 4]

Yeah, you gotta drive, you gotta get dressed.

[Host 1]

Okay. Yeah. If you do the whole. Yeah, do the whole song and dance.

[Host 2]

Oh, I, I enjoy a shower. It's long. I don't, I don't get in.

[Host 1]

Oh, now when I get a crick in my neck or something, I'll stand there and let that skull.

[Host 4]

Let's say he showered 52 times a year.

[Host 1]

Once a week.

[Host 4]

We'll just say 300 times. That's 3,000 minutes, I think.

[Host 2]

Say I spent a lot of time because I spent a feel.

[Host 1]

Yes.

[Host 2]

I spent at least.

[Host 1]

Not me.

[Host 2]

30 minutes. Shower.

[Host 1]

Oh, I shower every morning. I can't wake up until I shower.

[Host 3]

You'll get in the bathtub, so just.

[Host 4]

Oh, I love a good bath.

[Host 1]

Oh.

[Host 2]

I'm like what I stand under if you know.

[Host 3]

Yeah. I'm a shy.

[Host 2]

I stay.

[Host 4]

That Phil added two days and two hours to his life every year.

[Host 1]

Good for him.

[Host 2]

That's awesome.

[Host 1]

But what if he just slept instead of shout. Because I wake up early to shower so that I got time to shower.

[Host 4]

He got two more hours of sleep.

[Host 1]

Like I plan. I plan that. Like I plan that in my time. I just. I got a shower before I leave, man.

[Host 4]

Do you really?

[Host 1]

Yes.

[Host 4]

You can't just wake up, put on.

[Host 1]

Some pants and walk out the door. No, I feel gross, man.

[Host 4]

What's in your bed that makes you feel gross?

[Host 1]

I don't know. I just. I need to shower. Well, no, I'm a hot sleeper too. I sweat when I sleep.

[Host 2]

Yeah. But hey, getting in a hot shower.

[Host 1]

It changes your shower.

[Host 3]

Ligaments up.

[Host 2]

Oh, no, it gives you a good attitude.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Gives you a good attitude.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Because you say.

[Host 1]

Yeah. You say.

[Host 3]

Don't you sing in the shower?

[Host 1]

No, I don't sing.

[Host 2]

Carter sings I Love my Truck.

[Host 3]

Okay. I love my boat. Yeah. Along with my wife.

[Host 1]

There you go. Oh, God. 1. Writing a new jam, y'.

[Host 2]

All.

[Host 1]

Y' all put that one out there, y'. All.

[Host 4]

Oh, I thought that was just a song.

[Host 1]

Oh, I don't know if it is.

[Host 4]

Or not a song or did you just make that up?

[Host 1]

I love my truck, I love my boat, I love my life, I love my wife.

[Host 2]

That's.

[Host 1]

That's haiku. Well, I think.

[Host 4]

And any of a hundred country songs that are probably on the charts right now, you. You have a chance. Goblin.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

You could make it 50.

[Host 2]

50.

[Host 1]

Either will or he won't.

[Host 4]

I was going to Nashville.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Well sided. Just come back.

[Host 4]

That's all I'm saying.

[Host 2]

He won't stay there long.

[Host 1]

No, it ain't. Yeah.

[Host 2]

What it all is, you know?

[Host 3]

Yeah. Because when you go in a restaurant and get you a fine steak and that waiter sings as good as anybody you listening to. Everybody's good in Nashville.

[Host 1]

Everybody.

[Host 4]

Waiter sang to you in Nashville.

[Host 3]

Well, I'm telling you, they get up there and sign.

[Host 1]

They just bacon and hypothetical.

[Host 4]

Okay.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

You know what I do hate about that whole thing? I don't like going to eat dinner and there's somebody in the corner playing music. It's so loud.

[Host 1]

Wow. Just like A little live guy up there.

[Host 4]

Yeah, I don't like. Yeah, I'm here to eat.

[Host 3]

You know, it depends on your mood.

[Host 4]

I guess I'm not big into.

[Host 3]

You need to light your life. We need to talk.

[Host 2]

Hey, we just talked about.

[Host 3]

Yeah, you're live.

[Host 1]

It is.

[Host 4]

I'm gonna tell Allison to make omelets tonight, and my life will be way better.

[Host 1]

Go home and scramble some eggs.

[Host 3]

There you go. There you go.

[Host 4]

We having lasagna soup tonight.

[Host 3]

Oh, soup. Lasagna soup.

[Host 2]

Oh.

[Host 4]

Do not question it. Yeah, it is fun.

[Host 1]

I'm not questioning. I'm trying to picture it.

[Host 2]

It's.

[Host 4]

Imagine.

[Host 2]

And she's starving it in a bikini.

[Host 4]

No, I don't think so, but. Oh, it's kind of cold out, man. I hope she does.

[Host 2]

You would never forget the soup.

[Host 4]

I like the soup, man.

[Host 1]

Or care what it tastes I like.

[Host 2]

Or the young lady that brought it to you.

[Host 4]

I'm not going to forget her. Anyway, We've been married 15 years, but I'm just into the soup. I don't know how we recover from that. Martin, I'm going to let you try.

[Host 1]

Dear wife, anywhere I go from here becomes offensive.

[Host 2]

It becomes. It becomes raided.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Because I don't know whether to ask about the noodles or, you know.

[Host 4]

Okay, y' all had lasagna soup broth.

[Host 1]

I don't really know where to go. Like, what does it look like? Like, I'm trying to.

[Host 2]

Sonya, you got a good sound to it.

[Host 1]

I don't. Just slab a la lasagna and then you pour some extra liquid to it.

[Host 3]

I like stuff that's thick. I don't like no liquidy nothing.

[Host 4]

Okay, but then your soups are just.

[Host 1]

So you're not a soup guy. No. Yeah. In general, I'm not either, but soups aren't really.

[Host 4]

Look, the pioneer woman made it. Right there.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Is that ricotta? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Host 2]

What is that scooped of? Right.

[Host 1]

So you just cook. Basically make lasagna. Don't put it together. Serve it in a bowl.

[Host 4]

Lasagna with a little more potato sauce.

[Host 2]

Sauce.

[Host 1]

Okay. I got you. So you can find.

[Host 4]

Your woman says it's good. I trust her.

[Host 1]

You can choose the amount of meat it is. Okay. What about if you top it with just a little Italian sausage?

[Host 4]

You could do that. I mean, the. When it's soup, the soup is your oyster. You can put oysters in there. That'd be weird.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I just said if that's lasagna. Yeah, I like it better.

[Host 4]

The pioneer woman has a great lasagna.

[Host 1]

Is There a difference between lasagna and lasagna soup?

[Host 4]

Yeah, there's a difference. One's a soup and one's a lasagna.

[Host 1]

No, I'm just saying, like, is it the same thing? Just one you put in a casserole and bacon, the other one you serve without the baking part?

[Host 3]

I don't know how you burn.

[Host 1]

I'm just asking. I don't. I mean, legitimately questions. I don't.

[Host 2]

Give me the lasagna forgets a soup.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

I'll just tell you right now. When it comes to either one, I'll eat both of them.

[Host 4]

But. Yeah, but in that winter, you don't.

[Host 1]

Want to thicken it up. Like.

[Host 2]

Yeah, but not lasagna.

[Host 1]

What.

[Host 3]

What about.

[Host 1]

So where do you stand on taco soup then?

[Host 3]

Or tacos?

[Host 4]

Taco soup is trash.

[Host 2]

I've never had taco soup. I like taco.

[Host 1]

Why.

[Host 3]

Why would you want taco soup?

[Host 2]

I don't ask. That's what I'm saying. Why? Ever know what a sandwich is making with liquid?

[Host 1]

Yeah, my grandpa used to always have a saying, you as jacked up as a soup sandwich? And I never really makes a lot.

[Host 4]

Of sense because if you tried to make a soup sandwich, it'd be pretty jacked up.

[Host 3]

Y. I guess he's just sop everything up with the bread, I guess.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

So I, you know, I'm reading the ingredients of the.

[Host 1]

I'm trying to think of a soup that I actually like.

[Host 4]

What, you don't like potato soup?

[Host 1]

Not really.

[Host 4]

Creamy potato soup. You're out on that?

[Host 1]

I'd rather just have mashed potato.

[Host 2]

Hey, the best soup is chicken noodle.

[Host 4]

That you do. You unequivocally false.

[Host 2]

No, it is chicken noodles. If you're sick sick, it'll fix you which.

[Host 1]

Does a pot of beans count as a soup?

[Host 4]

I was.

[Host 1]

There's a lot of broth. I do like a pot of, like, kidneys and pintos together.

[Host 4]

Does gumbo count as a soup?

[Host 1]

It probably should.

[Host 2]

I wouldn't say that's soup, but they wearing the beans.

[Host 3]

When I dip my gumbo soup, I get that ladle sideways on the side of the pot and let all that juice run out and then put that on my rice.

[Host 1]

Oh, you're one of them. Yeah.

[Host 3]

I don't like brownish stuff. I like it thick.

[Host 1]

You're the one that, when you get down to the pot and you're digging for just maybe a piece of sausage, got nothing but broth.

[Host 3]

That's you.

[Host 1]

You're the reason I pour it in.

[Host 3]

A glass and drink it.

[Host 2]

I would.

[Host 1]

So gumbo. I liked it because I was just hunting in Missouri and we had gumbo and a duck blind, which was fantastic. That's one of those things I never knew I needed.

[Host 2]

Well, most foods go good.

[Host 4]

Gumbo is not a soup.

[Host 3]

You put tater salad on gumbo.

[Host 1]

That's what I was gonna ask. We ate it. We ate it with potato salad instead of. Right. Fantastic.

[Host 3]

Changed your life.

[Host 1]

You know what else he did right before he took it off of there? He took and cracked like 10 eggs in there and let them poach in there. So since we had it in a blind for breakfast, so it kind of felt like breakfast. It was.

[Host 3]

There you go. He folds.

[Host 1]

Yeah. He poached 10 eggs up in some gumbo and they were fantastic. Everybody got an egg with their scoop of gumbo. It was good. I was like, now this is duck hunting here. That stuff we do at the house ain't duck hunting. This is duck hunting. I can, I can get behind that.

[Host 4]

What's the difference in a wear white stew?

[Host 1]

Yeah, I did. No, I wore waiters because it was like 2 degrees. I wanted every protection from the element I could find. Not not just. I mean you could have worn knee boots. But I'd have froze to death.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

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[Host 2]

What?

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[Host 2]

It was cold. How cold was it?

[Host 1]

One morning we woke up, it was 21 2, 1 12. No, 21 2.

[Host 2]

Like 2 degrees.

[Host 1]

122 degrees.

[Host 4]

And you went out.

[Host 2]

It rolls. The temperature 2 degrees.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Actually what's crazy is the 2 degree day did not feel as cold as the 27 and snowing sideways, that's what got me home.

[Host 3]

That when it was snow and it's wet. Yeah, it was humidity.

[Host 1]

But the two the wind had died and the sun was out and it was. I mean it was cold, don't get me wrong. But it was like okay, this is tolerable.

[Host 2]

It was six when we hunted on the Rio Grande in New Mexico.

[Host 4]

When the planets exploded, huh?

[Host 3]

Yeah. Oh yeah, that day.

[Host 1]

Oh, it was weird.

[Host 3]

I was there, it was weird.

[Host 2]

But it wasn't cold.

[Host 1]

Well, I heard old feel.

[Host 4]

Put her down.

[Host 3]

When Sinky locked the keys in the truck and they called and they unlocked it, but they told us to stand away from the truck.

[Host 2]

A beam. Unlock it. From space.

[Host 4]

From space.

[Host 2]

We're sitting there when you hear. And then.

[Host 4]

No you didn't. You heard the beam.

[Host 2]

You heard that. You heard it.

[Host 3]

And then it said I heard the doors unlock.

[Host 4]

I heard the beam.

[Host 2]

The beam.

[Host 1]

I did like as a former onstar member, I guess I technically still am. I always thought it was weird because I would lock my keys in my truck intentionally like at the airport. And then I just get on the app, unlock my truck.

[Host 4]

Could you hear the beam?

[Host 1]

Well, no, but I always thought it was funny. It says please do not be touching the vehicle when this happens. It says step away from the vehicle.

[Host 2]

Hey, I'm serious.

[Host 1]

How do you know? You stood there and held.

[Host 4]

He heard the beam.

[Host 2]

I heard it.

[Host 1]

Oh, I hear it.

[Host 2]

Yeah, it's going to pop. You hold on. I mean that's when they said hey, stand away from the vehicle.

[Host 1]

It ain't like tt and on an electric fence. I mean, I've never been hit by a satellite.

[Host 2]

Look, you don't want to be standing with your hand on that door when they unlock it. I think fire you up.

[Host 1]

That's interesting. I feel like we need to do.

[Host 4]

I will miss bust it it.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Tonight. Allison's car. You can. It's not onstar, but there's an app and you can unlock it.

[Host 1]

You can unlock.

[Host 4]

And I will go put my hand.

[Host 1]

On it and then say unlock.

[Host 4]

Why would you hope that? I just want to see if I can hear.

[Host 3]

He's not going to do it now.

[Host 2]

I'm going to always shock the piss out of him. What I know because I teach him a lesson.

[Host 1]

I don't tell you he didn't listen to the old man. He. He gave you every chance.

[Host 2]

I gave you everything.

[Host 1]

Well, we got anything in there we need to talk about? Oh, I know we did the. I'm trying to think we did that.

[Host 4]

We've done this.

[Host 3]

We're doing that.

[Host 1]

Trying to make sure we got all of our.

[Host 3]

This went by quick.

[Host 1]

I do have.

[Host 4]

I have. I need to ask everyone to listen in a question.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 4]

Somebody sent me a random hockey jersey and there was no note. It was just somebody bought. And they sent it to me.

[Host 3]

I didn't say.

[Host 4]

I would like to thank them, I think.

[Host 2]

Who?

[Host 3]

You don't know who.

[Host 4]

I don't know who sent it. Also, whoever. Monroe Moccasin.

[Host 2]

Oh, the mox.

[Host 4]

It was from like Kentucky or something.

[Host 3]

Oh, it was that guy we had on here.

[Host 4]

It wasn't him. It was like from a store. Like a hockeystore.com.

[Host 2]

Well, I forget what the store was.

[Host 4]

But it was nice. But I can't even think. Also, it was kind of nice, but they sent me a triple xl. Like, I'm a big guy, but that's.

[Host 3]

That's how you should.

[Host 2]

But I guess.

[Host 4]

Yeah, you can put it over pads or something.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

I'm thinking about trying to join a hockey.

[Host 3]

Do they wear shoulder pads?

[Host 2]

All you do is do.

[Host 3]

They should wear them out.

[Host 2]

I guess you want him. Puck hitters.

[Host 4]

Puck hitters. Some would call it a stick.

[Host 2]

A stick? Is that what they call a puck? Well, not puck hitter because.

[Host 1]

Because that seems like you could really get tongue tied there and say something.

[Host 3]

You may not.

[Host 4]

Oh, pocket.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Kind of like that time you said fun sucker.

[Host 2]

Oh, no.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

You don't want to turn that around.

[Host 1]

Yeah, That's a tough one.

[Host 4]

Hey, well, we did ask.

[Host 2]

That's a rough one.

[Host 4]

We did ask people to send in their first ducks, deers and all that.

[Host 1]

Yeah, we get.

[Host 4]

We got any Jessica from south Florida of West Palm Beach. Is that not Miami? I don't know how you kill a duck in Miami.

[Host 1]

Oh, they got ring.

[Host 3]

Oh yeah. They got ring necks. Then every time you go around exit deal, there's always a pond and it's.

[Host 1]

Full of and a blue winger, blue wing tail. There you go.

[Host 3]

Awesome.

[Host 1]

A little older than I was expecting for duck. I like it.

[Host 2]

I quote Mr. Phil Robinson. There's hope for the nation.

[Host 3]

Hope?

[Host 4]

Why is there hope for the nation? Duck hunt them.

[Host 2]

That's right. A duck hunting woman.

[Host 4]

There you go. That was her first in the marsh killing.

[Host 2]

Blue wing tail.

[Host 1]

We have a 13 year old fan named Ashton that really wanted a shout out society. Can you say hey Ashton, Hey Ashton.

[Host 2]

What did you kill?

[Host 1]

There you go.

[Host 2]

Huh?

[Host 1]

Well, you won't know what he can.

[Host 2]

I don't know what to kill.

[Host 3]

He'll let us know as soon as he listens to this.

[Host 2]

I see somebody had something on the ground and it had horns.

[Host 4]

Oh, and then this man is a duck.

[Host 2]

They won't put it up again.

[Host 4]

Hold on.

[Host 3]

He's gone.

[Host 4]

This seven year old who I don't have his name but his dad's name is Tron. Oh, that's awesome. Thanksgiving morning. Right there.

[Host 3]

Awesome. Right there.

[Host 2]

That's a big old eight or nine point. That's eight.

[Host 4]

I see eight. I see seven. Seven and his brother got this one. Wow.

[Host 3]

They're for life. They're hunters for life.

[Host 1]

I had the pleasure last week with some kids and they ain't hunted a whole lot. They're like seven and nine.

[Host 2]

Was it a blast?

[Host 1]

I had a lot of fun. Yeah. Oh, watching them. They were shooting their little pistol, you know, shooting their shotguns at them and. But it was cold, buddy. Was it cold. One time they had the one shell room. So you just get one shell. I mean, you better make it count. But they had finally gotten so cold. That one kid, I called him Hank, his name's Henry, he said right beside me and I said, look, I know your hands are cold. You just hold the shotgun and when we get ready to shoot them, I'll do the safety for you. Because I was done. So we're going to kill these. I clicked the safety and when he shot, his hands were so cold, that gun left his hands and hit me straight across the forehead.

[Host 3]

Oh, no.

[Host 1]

And I saw stars, buddy. I was like, I was just like, okay. I needed to go in the tent, you know, like I have on the football sidelines. And have somebody do this number for me. A 20 gauge coming backwards.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

That felt good right across my brow.

[Host 3]

But it was Hank.

[Host 1]

Well, his name was Henry, but I called him Hank.

[Host 3]

That's what I do.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

There's people named James. I just call him Jim.

[Host 1]

Jimmy. Yeah. Oh, Jimmy. Yeah.

[Host 4]

And then I've got a lot of opinions in here about eating roadkill deer. Because on that Thanksgiving episode, we brought that up. John from Michigan, they pick up the deer, and he's gotten about five of them and says, you can eat them. They're not bloodshot like I said. But I would think here in Michigan is well refrigerated.

[Host 3]

If they hit in the head, they're all right, but they hitting the body.

[Host 2]

Hold on.

[Host 3]

No, go.

[Host 1]

I can't.

[Host 4]

You don't think. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I just. I misread what he said. Oh, it's even better.

[Host 3]

Oh.

[Host 4]

Because I didn't know Michigan was this redneck. He is on the roadkill list at the local sheriff's office. The sheriff's office will go down the list, calling people, telling them where a deer is, and they will go pick it up and take it with them.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Okay.

[Host 1]

Huh.

[Host 4]

There is a list of people in Michigan that are like, we'll take that deer.

[Host 1]

You know, when you go to them other states, I always wonder how they get them cleaned up so fast.

[Host 4]

They got a list of guys that are like, I'm hungry.

[Host 1]

They got a cleanup crew. They got their own list of deer.

[Host 3]

In Louisiana laying on the side of the road.

[Host 4]

Arkansas Road is.

[Host 3]

There's one there. There's that surprising. The i20, I can say not stopping, getting them because it's safety issue, but anywhere else, you ain't seeing them laying on side road.

[Host 1]

There's one right by my house.

[Host 3]

Somebody left, get them.

[Host 1]

They. They got.

[Host 3]

I didn't hit him in the head.

[Host 1]

I don't know where to hit him. But it.

[Host 2]

I've ever hit a bloodshot. Can't. Can't mean any.

[Host 1]

Well, I know that the one that I hit the morning. God. One didn't pass me. His nose was in one headlight and his butt was in the other. When I tell you center punched, I mean, he called every square inch to the front of my truck.

[Host 3]

He was standing in the middle of the road. Well, he's on the side of the road with the steaming radiator and boat hooked up to the trailer. Me and Jay come by with my boat on the trail. I started to wave, but I pulled over.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I said, well, what you want to do? He said, I got somebody coming. Yeah, y' all go fishing.

[Host 1]

Y' all go catch them. Go out there on that flat and catch them. They bite and go. Go get them.

[Host 2]

Get them.

[Host 4]

And then I got another email from one of the most important jobs in the whole world this time of year. UPS driver shout out Christmas, UPS drivers and FedEx. But, well, y' all can fight in.

[Host 1]

The comments and postal service, whatever, whoever's delivering and them weird little vans has got Amazon on the side of them now.

[Host 4]

Thank you, guys. Hey, I actually really appreciate all of you, but Southern Oklahoma, one of the other UPS drivers was driving Goose first on i35. And it's like a missile because it's a goose, but it stopped at the shoulders, so the goose's head is through the UPS windshield. We don't have a photo because. Wait till you hear the rest of it. The head is through the windshield, and the body's in the back. And he says, doing all the goose honking, flapping. UPS driver stops, goes, finagles the goose out of the windshield. No, that's what the goose does. No.

[Host 1]

Hey.

[Host 3]

Biting.

[Host 4]

Yeah. Turns around, starts fighting him.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 4]

You ungrateful goose.

[Host 3]

Huh?

[Host 4]

Why would anybody has like.

[Host 3]

He'll bite you.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Was it a Canada goose? They say.

[Host 4]

We got to assume because, you know, Canada nice is a thing. But those geese are not. They didn't get the memo.

[Host 1]

Smashed. How did it live?

[Host 4]

It flew off.

[Host 1]

That's what I'm. That's incredible.

[Host 3]

Flew off.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

That's why we don't go out ahead through the wind.

[Host 2]

Once he got him out, he flew off.

[Host 4]

I saw a dude hit a deer on the side of the road the other day. I didn't see it, but I pull up on it, and they're all sneaking up on this deer. And deer's just standing there, right? Like, he was like, man, that hurt. And trying to figure out where he was. And I guess he ran off.

[Host 1]

Huh.

[Host 3]

I had a deer run into my truck. He didn't run off.

[Host 4]

He ran into your truck, or you ran into him?

[Host 3]

He ran into my truck big time. Out of nowhere.

[Host 1]

That happened to Clay's wife. Yeah.

[Host 3]

Right in the corner. Front driver, corner. He just. I just seen something in my rearview mirror, and I hit the brakes. Of course, too safe. They don't stop no more. They just. But he hit right in that front corner. Knocked my little fog light deal out. And then inside of my door.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Clay's wife yesterday. Or the deer hit her in the driver's door. Just going down the road and made the airbag go off. That's how hard that idiot ran. And I asked, I said, well, did you get the deer? You know, because that's the redneck thing to ask. And she said, no. He just looked, turned around, ran off. You won't talk about tough man deer tough.

[Host 4]

Which is amazing, because whenever Side told the story of him holding on to one.

[Host 1]

Yeah, either they're tough or the stuff our vehicles are made out of is junk.

[Host 2]

That's both.

[Host 1]

We are basically just driving around in giant beer cans now, I guess. Yeah, because they sure do creases.

[Host 3]

They didn't run off from their Model T's.

[Host 4]

That thing had La Force Plus, George. Not the livestock, George.

[Host 2]

That's what steel was still.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 4]

What is it now, huh? It's not used.

[Host 2]

It's bad.

[Host 4]

They don't even.

[Host 1]

It ain't from Pittsburgh.

[Host 2]

It's recycled.

[Host 4]

It ain't from Pittsburgh, boy.

[Host 2]

It's recycled.

[Host 4]

Some dude with a colored calf tattoo in Pittsburgh just said, amen, brother.

[Host 1]

Steeler Nation. Give me that towel. Oh, man. All right, well, get us out of here, John.

[Host 4]

All right, well, sigh. I don't know how he got there, but he did. And he did a great job of getting there earlier. John 10:10. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy. I came that they may have life and have it absolutely abundantly.

[Host 3]

Whoa, whoa.

[Host 2]

So I told you, that's a creative.

[Host 1]

Boys, get off the thieves.

[Host 4]

Yeah. If your life sucks, turn to Jesus.

[Host 2]

Right?

[Host 4]

Put that on a T shirt.

[Host 1]

The next time we have Godwin on, he'll be a granddaddy. Yeah. Ain't that cool to think about? Wow.

[Host 4]

Yeah, he already is.

[Host 2]

Well, we got to have Ms. Paula and the kids.

[Host 3]

It's gonna take a while.

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah. Give him about three months before they figure that out. Out.

[Host 2]

Oh, hey, well. Well, we'll have photos.

[Host 1]

Tell them we'll see them at Easter.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Hey, Grandpa, take some pictures.

[Host 3]

Oh, chocolate.

[Host 2]

Yeah, take some pictures.

[Host 3]

That's what I can't. That's what I can't wait. Just fill them up with chocolate. Set them out.

[Host 1]

That's hateful. You know that, right?

[Host 3]

Noise makers.

[Host 1]

All right, we'll see y' all next time. Right here in the duck car. It.