Godwin Gives an Update on His Twin Grandbabies and His Diabetes

Summary

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Duck Call Room: "Godwin Gives an Update on His Twin Grandbabies and His Diabetes"

Podcast Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Date: October 14, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively and meandering episode, the cast delivers a trademark blend of humor, hunting chat, personal updates, and musings on life’s oddities. From wild animal stories both real and imagined to heartfelt family updates—particularly Godwin’s report on his daughter’s twin pregnancy and his own health—the crew banters about everything from giraffes as pets to diet tips, bathroom breaks, and the surprising joys of the National Quilt Museum. As usual, the episode is peppered with laughter, tall tales, and plenty of Southern wisdom.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Outlandish Animal Stories & Hunting Talk

• Giraffe Getaway in Australia
  The crew opens with a ridiculous (and fake) news story emailed in by a listener about a man in Australia fleeing police on a giraffe. The gang plays along, riffing on riding giraffes, hiding them in plain sight, and how to saddle one.
  • “How do you make it six years without anybody knowing you got a giraffe?” —Christine [02:24]
  • Goblin chimes in as “editor” to clarify the story’s made-up, but the group’s laughter continues.
• Buying and Owning Exotic Animals
  They slip down an internet rabbit hole on buying exotic animals, joking about prices, legality, and what they’d choose as a pet if money and rules didn’t matter.
  • Giraffes cost $40,000-80,000, zebras $8,300 in Iowa or $4,500 in Virginia, and wolves around $3,000.
  • Si shares, “Did I ever tell you about my buddy who got a wolf on accident?... he bought two dogs and one of them was a wolf. No, they were both wolves.” [05:54]
  • The group wonders aloud about why some animals (zebras) have never been domesticated or commonly ridden.

2. Family Life & Godwin's Update

• Baby News & Diabetes Discussion
  After mid-show snack chatter, Christine checks in with Godwin about his daughter’s pregnancy with twins:
  • “Everything is measuring good. Everything’s... There’s no twin to twin transfusion. What we worried about, but, man, it’s been. Just been a blessing. It’s been great.” —Godwin [13:53]
  • The twins are active and healthy, fighting and “already scheming” in utero. Due date is in January.
  • Godwin shares he’s doing well with his diabetes but joked about rebounding a bit after indulging in snacks (“I didn’t put my deal on today”). [13:34]

3. The Language & Bonds of Twins

• The group reflects on the unique connections between twins, including special languages and an “epidemic” of twins in their orbit:
  • “Waylon and Jackson look at each other like they’re out there on the day of Pentecost, you know, or they just speaking in tongues, okay.” —Christine [16:51]
  • Humorous anecdotes about twins’ codependency, “twin language,” and the struggles when separated.

4. News, Media, and the Value of Good Stories

• The crew lampoons the negativity of mainstream news and reminisces about days with more “common sense” local reporting.
  • Si recalls getting featured on the news for getting dunked on in high school basketball: “I got posterized. And I looked up and I was like staring right at the camera… I'm gonna be on the news getting dunked on.” [20:58]
  • Calls for more “good news” segments, with the conclusion that maybe the show’s abandonment of that practice led to “the country going to crap.” [22:02]

5. Musings on Quilting, Therapy, and Boots

• The National Quilt Museum
  A digression into the world of quilts, sparked by Christine’s travel, leads to surprising admiration for the art and history of quilting.
  • “I need to retract some things… My facial expression said that sounds not cool. These are some pretty cool quilts.” —Si [26:37]
  • Discussion of the therapeutic nature of quilting and other arts; Godwin notes, “It’s therapy too.” [29:00]
• Comfort and Style
  The gang swaps thoughts on starching uniforms, favorite boots, and the joys of breathable clothes—leading Christine to roast Gavin’s personal style and habits.
  • “Gavin ain’t wore pants 20 years.” —Si [35:20]

6. Travel, Bathroom Breaks & Wisdom from the Road

• Amusing debate about how often the crew needs bathroom breaks on road trips. Christine shares “never pass a bathroom” wisdom from fishing legend Bill Dance:
  • “Never pass a bathroom. Even if you ain't got to pee, go in there and pee.” —Bill Dance anecdote via Christine [43:40]

7. Back to Hunting—Squirrels, Dick Dicks, and Culinary Debates

• The episode closes with a characteristic veer back to hunting, recipe talk, and animal trivia:
  • The edibility of squirrels and distinctions between cat squirrels and fox squirrels.
  • Extended wordplay around the African “dick dick” antelope, its name, and its culinary potential (which has the crew in stitches).
    • “That's how they measure Dick Dick—by the centimeter.” —Christine [48:50]
    • “When I grow up, I don't want to be a dick dick.” —Christine [51:55]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Giraffes as Pets:
  • “If there's one animal that just can't be sneaky—oh no, it's a giraffe.” —Si [02:55]
• On Twins:
  • “You boys got to start spending some time apart. Y'all are not going to be able to function without one another if this is going to be what? Yeah, we're in trouble.” —Christine [16:27]
• On the News:
  • “I just thought, yo, I think there's a major epidemic stupidity happening. Because when I was a child, you turn on the news and most of them... it was common sense. They was talking. And now there is no common sense.” —Gavin [19:34]
• On Old Uniforms:
  • “I could step out of my uniform and it would be still standing.” —Gavin [35:01]
• Bathroom Break Logic:
  • “Last thing I say, everybody pee.” —Christine [42:50]
• On Soap Sharing:
  • “Soap can’t get dirty, so you could share a bar of soap, but I might not. Because the last thing it touched on you, the first thing it touched on me. So we can’t be sharing soap.” —Si [40:06]
• On Therapy and Crafts:
  • “She started painting and become an artist. Good grief.” —Hunter, on his mother turning to painting as rehab [29:07]
• On Quilts as Heirlooms:
  • “Most of the quilts made were not sold. They were given away.” —Gavin [32:30]

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Timestamps for Noteworthy Segments

• 00:46–02:37 — Giraffe-on-the-Run email & fake news laughter
• 04:06–05:55 — How to buy a giraffe; exotic animal prices and legality
• 13:41–15:13 — Godwin's family update: twins’ health, pregnancy talk
• 15:32–17:50 — Twin language and anecdotes; codependency and “six-seven”
• 19:33–22:28 — Rant on news, personal news anecdotes, calls for more “good news”
• 26:00–29:50 — The surprising wonders of National Quilt Museum and quilting therapy
• 35:20–36:37 — Starch, pants, and tactical comfort; boot talk
• 41:08–41:50 — Soap sharing etiquette in old firehouses and hotel rooms
• 43:40–44:01 — The Bill Dance “never pass a bathroom” story
• 47:14–49:48 — Dick dick antelopes, hunting, culinary jokes, animal naming shenanigans
• 52:13–53:15 — Fast animals, rabbit speed, First Thessalonians, and closing words

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Tone & Atmosphere

The episode maintains the signature laid-back, good-natured, Southern banter of the Duck Call Room. It’s punctuated by storytelling, digressions, and heartfelt moments. The crew mixes lighthearted ribbing with wisdom and gratitude, especially when discussing family milestones and health.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a classic Duck Call Room experience: part hunting camp banter, part family update, and part stand-up routine. If you enjoy offbeat stories, family humor, and a slice of hunting culture, this is a must-listen—especially for the playful, unscripted interplay between lifelong friends. Godwin’s updates provide a nice emotional counterweight to the more raucous segments, anchoring the show in gratitude and faith.

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Closing Thought:
Si wraps up with a reflection on faith and hope, noting that even when conversations circle endlessly, the best is yet to come:
"But I still think you should be a bird. But if you're not a bird, one day you will get to fly if you're in Christ... one day he's coming back and I'm going that way." [52:33]

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[End of summary]

Transcript

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[Si]

How to Ride a Giraffe Gang have we started?

[Christine]

I don't think so. We are now.

[Gavin]

Welcome back to the Duck Room Police owner giraffe.

[Si]

I love when Cy reads my computer. So I was just going through some emails before we got started. A lot of people telling us about.

[Christine]

Well, we can start there. Start, start in the emails, taking lizards.

[Si]

And goats and stuff. And somebody took a chicken to the vet. Take it to KFC anyway.

[Christine]

Why would you do that to the chicken? At least take it to Popeyes. Let it die with dignity.

[Si]

Well, they're ruder there. Anyways.

[Gavin]

I bet riding a giraffe would be fun.

[Si]

Okay, this email rascal Daniel doesn't say where he's from.

[Christine]

I wouldn't either.

[Hunter]

Come over.

[Si]

I don't know where Daniel's from.

[Gavin]

Down Hunter.

[Si]

He said he know. He. He came across this Australia man flees police on a Giraffe hey guys, this is Hunter.

[Goblin]

Just wanted to pause here for a second for a quick editor's note to tell you the following story that they're about to tell is not real. It's. It's fake. It's so fake. Someone emailed in a story and it's. It's just not real. But I thought that the reaction to the story was so funny. I didn't want to cut any of it for you guys.

[Christine]

Just.

[Goblin]

Just wanted. Wanted to note.

[Christine]

It's.

[Goblin]

It's not real. No one wrote a giraffe to escape the police.

[Christine]

I didn't.

[Si]

In Australia, police couldn't believe their eyes when a man who galloped down a side road riding a giraffe and they chased him for 30. Giraffes are fast.

[Christine]

He explained he raised a giraffe for six years and was trying to move him to a larger property. How do you just. How do you make it six years without anybody knowing you got a giraffe?

[Si]

I'd either run or I lose my giraffe and he's my entire World.

[Christine]

The man said, at least the giraffe is. At least a giraffe is loved, right?

[Si]

Well, not anymore. They took him. What Government down in Australia said, yeah.

[Gavin]

Giraffe, there we go.

[Si]

They took it from him.

[Gavin]

Oh, that's terrible.

[Si]

How do you hide a giraffe for six years?

[Christine]

That's what I'm asking. And he was taking it to a bigger problem.

[Hunter]

High fence place.

[Christine]

He gotta have a roof too.

[Gavin]

He was a sneaky giraffe.

[Hunter]

Well, I guarantee you there's no such thing. He taught him to lay down.

[Si]

If there's one animal that just can't be sneaky, oh no, it's a giraffe.

[Gavin]

Giraffe sneaky.

[Christine]

But he was sneaky because he made it somehow from Australia.

[Gavin]

Nobody knew he was around there for six years.

[Hunter]

Swam good, got some big leg.

[Christine]

He probably just walked there.

[Si]

Where do you get it?

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

Anyways, periscope in it, the photograph, he has a. It looks like a special saddle for riding said giraffe. But you don't ride it up top.

[Gavin]

So, you know, you got to ride the top.

[Christine]

That hurt his neck, man.

[Gavin]

I ain't no hurt his neck. I got a strong neck, so.

[Si]

All right, I found it.

[Hunter]

You talking about a neck roast.

[Si]

Giraffesforsale.com.

[Christine]

Paid a country that's not a real site, right?

[Si]

I didn't say the name of the real site because I don't want somebody to go on there.

[Christine]

Oh, and buy us a giraffe.

[Si]

Well, it really is exotic animals for sale.com but or.net or something. But I mean, did they ship it? I feel like if I type in my information, I'm going to lose a lot of money.

[Christine]

That's why you type in hunters.

[Si]

They're not. Hunter can have your credit card. And they're not going to send me a giraffe.

[Christine]

Well, they may. It just may be stuffed instead of a real giraffe.

[Si]

Oh, wait, here's all the laws.

[Christine]

I mean, like, if you have any pet in the world, what are you, what are you getting? Well, according to this, a giraffe is just.

[Si]

There's a partial ban on exotic animals in Louisiana.

[Christine]

Well, yeah, because we let them go and they thrive and we're, we're proof positive. We have a proven history of turning stuff loose and then it wrecks havoc that is the Nutri rat. And so, I mean, there's states require a permit.

[Si]

We could, we could keep one in Mississippi or Texas.

[Christine]

Well, a giraffe big enough to step from either one. So, you know, all we need is what? Well, Texas has got probably more giraffes than the rest of the world has in zoos. And they just call them high fences. You know, Texas is. Texas is a. Is a world traveling place if you want to go see critters, may wildebeest.

[Gavin]

Oh.

[Si]

Even if you do, the average price for acquire a healthy giraffe. Why would anyone want a sick giraffe? Is 40 to $80,000, which is a really big price range.

[Gavin]

That ain't bad.

[Christine]

What? 40 grand?

[Gavin]

40 grand for. For a giraffe, that's pretty good price.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Get two of them.

[Si]

You do need a vet, by the way.

[Christine]

Well, yeah, I'd hope. Yeah, you'd have to have a large mammal vet.

[Gavin]

I wonder what an elephant would cost.

[Si]

Give me five.

[Christine]

What are you showing me? And why is your fingers two different colors?

[Si]

Exotic animals for sale.

[Christine]

Oh, God.

[Gavin]

These are alien.

[Christine]

Oh.

[Si]

What are y' all doing over there?

[Christine]

Goblin Got some kind of infection going on from a hook injury. It looks like.

[Si]

I must stay over here. There's monkeys.

[Christine]

Well, it ain't one. It ain't the color of the rest of your finger.

[Hunter]

Is it gonna stay there? I'm gonna lose that, ain't it.

[Christine]

Probably gonna fall off. Y' all turn black and fall off. What's the. What's the most expensive animal on the free market? Yeah, I guess you call that a free market?

[Si]

You can get a wolf for three grand. Did I ever tell you about my buddy who got a wolf on accident?

[Hunter]

I don't tell me.

[Si]

Yeah, he bought a wolf on accident.

[Gavin]

By accident.

[Si]

Well, he bought two dogs and one.

[Gavin]

Of them was a wolf.

[Si]

No, they were both wolves. He was trying to get one of them cool looking dogs and he bought it from what he thought was a reputable person. He like, drove a long way to go.

[Hunter]

They Beowulf. I don't know.

[Si]

I wasn't messing with them.

[Christine]

He's trying to get a husky and werewolf.

[Si]

Yeah. A couple about two years into it, he's like, I don't think these are dogs.

[Christine]

Well, man, he's very much a dog.

[Hunter]

Where they maintain.

[Christine]

Did they howl?

[Si]

Yeah, I think so.

[Hunter]

Huh.

[Si]

Think a full moon happened. He was like, this might not be a dog, y'.

[Christine]

All.

[Si]

Yeah, he accidentally bought two wolves. You gotta be careful when you're on the weird part of the Internet that sells kangaroos. 1750 by wolf would be cool.

[Christine]

1750, that's not bad.

[Gavin]

What is like.

[Christine]

That's just enough to pique my interest.

[Gavin]

What is the most expensive exotic animal?

[Hunter]

Elephant.

[Si]

It's Got to be.

[Gavin]

That's what I thought. I thought it would do you know.

[Si]

How much you'd have to spend?

[Gavin]

But it may be a tank.

[Si]

Grocery store? No, Joe. Exotic afforded those.

[Gavin]

Hey, it might be a tank. Especially these white tank.

[Christine]

Wow. This is wild that this is even a business.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I mean, who buys SL Duck?

[Si]

There's a female.

[Christine]

10% off your first order.

[Si]

There's a female zebra in Iowa for sale. Very calm.

[Hunter]

A what?

[Gavin]

What?

[Christine]

A zebra.

[Si]

A zebra for $8,300. How much contact.

[Hunter]

They breed them with mules and call them Z donks. And they use them for pack animals like Colorado.

[Si]

Oh man. There's a camel. You're more into Winston's though, right?

[Hunter]

South of town?

[Christine]

Well, what if you got a camel and named him Winston?

[Gavin]

That's what surprised me about Africa.

[Si]

10 grand.

[Gavin]

Why didn't anybody. Hey, rope and ride the zebra.

[Si]

I think zebras are mean.

[Christine]

Well, they're.

[Gavin]

No, no. Hey, hey. I just. Something's wrong with that picture.

[Christine]

What? You're thinking that they should have domesticated.

[Gavin]

Oh yeah, they should have domesticated zebras. There must be something we don't. We'd done it with the mustang.

[Hunter]

They would have done it. But they didn't do it.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Si]

Here's a zebra in Virginia for 4,500 bucks.

[Gavin]

Look at it. It's always better to ride than walk. So if they got a four legged animal, well, they should have put a saddle on something over there. In Africa they.

[Si]

They ride camels.

[Christine]

Yeah. Probably much easier. I mean he seems like. He seems easier to get along with.

[Gavin]

Desert ship.

[Si]

There's a lot. There's 46 pages of this. But it's really disappointing when they're like hey, here's a zebra for four grand. And the next pictures a hedgehog. Like that's not that cool. No offense to the hedgehog.

[Hunter]

What are they for?

[Christine]

Have you ever seen that, Sonic?

[Si]

Oh, that's the worst movie.

[Gavin]

What hopes a warthog. Yeah, I'd like to know how big them tuskia he got. You can look that up. They got something to show on the show every once in a while.

[Hunter]

They out there that tiger has trouble eating.

[Si]

I wonder if there's any exotic ducks.

[Gavin]

Out there you talk about. You talking about?

[Christine]

Oh yeah, you can get ducks anywhere.

[Gavin]

The way the hogs teeth and stuff work, that's pretty amazing.

[Si]

You can get two yaks for 3, 500. That feels like a good deal.

[Christine]

Male and female or not both? Both female. Well, you need a male. Yeah. You're gonna turn that into what does the buffalo cost?

[Si]

I don't know.

[Christine]

Yakity yak.

[Si]

Oh, I found a bingo.

[Gavin]

Don't come back.

[Si]

Oh, it's a. What is a. I don't know what it is. It just says Bengal.

[Gavin]

Probably the bingo tiger.

[Hunter]

That's that roach break.

[Si]

With the lightning bolt on it.

[Gavin]

Used to do the Vegas shows with wild. Wild bagel tigers.

[Christine]

Siegfried and Roy. Wasn't that them? What? Yeah, but we never got there. So one exotic pet. What are you getting?

[Si]

I'm gonna. Well, hey.

[Gavin]

I like a big tiger.

[Christine]

A big tiger.

[Gavin]

I really would.

[Si]

No, you wouldn't. Yeah, I would eat you out of house and home.

[Gavin]

Yeah, Christine would have to go. She'd have to get her own bed.

[Christine]

You could stop it. Eat you.

[Gavin]

Because I don't want my big tiger laying beside me.

[Si]

What? You want to lay beside you?

[Christine]

Yeah. You would rather lay beside a tiger than your wife?

[Gavin]

I just, you know. Hey, you know, just think of having a big tiger.

[Si]

You did miss when she was here. There was a little friction.

[Gavin]

Not much you never had to worry about.

[Christine]

Hey, they gonna have to go to counseling.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Oh, man.

[Gavin]

Let somebody break in.

[Hunter]

Hey, I'd get a giant otter.

[Christine]

You know, the thing is, I got you otter. An otter. Well, if you listen on there though, you got to have all the rules, regs, permits and everything. You know what else you got to have a permit for duck season. And our friends over@duck stamp.com now make it easier than ever. We've gone get the digital duck stamp.

[Si]

Digital duck.

[Christine]

Now, that doesn't allow you to buy a duck, per se.

[Gavin]

That's right.

[Si]

Or a baby Asian small clawed otter.

[Christine]

But it does allow you to go duck hunting without fear of getting a ticket. There's not having your federal duck stamp.

[Si]

There's a website for both. Duck Stamp.com. they don't say how much the otters cost, though.

[Hunter]

I'm glad they.

[Si]

But a duck stamp's only 25 bucks.

[Christine]

So. God. When Johann is still rocking along with the pregnancy house, is her sickness gone yet?

[Hunter]

It has not. They said it was going to get better, but it still keeps going.

[Christine]

But we had something for that relief.

[Hunter]

Hey, she lost it and had. I had to come get her another one. I had to drive for an hour because she says I can't live without.

[Si]

I got one right here. I'm wearing it right now.

[Hunter]

There you go.

[Christine]

Look, we're obviously talking about relief band. Relief band is the original anti nausea wristband that quickly relieves and effectively prevents nausea and vomiting associated with things like motion sickness.

[Hunter]

Yeah, that's it.

[Christine]

There you go. Anxiety. Speak up, Hunter. Migraines, morning sickness, chemotherapy, and so much more. So if you end up feeling a little nauseous or a lot nauseous, Relief Band can help you. Relief Band is a band that you wear on your wrist to give you relief from nausea. Depending on how you're feeling, you can change the intensity. So it's 100% drug free, non drowsy, works quickly before or after symptoms start, and it has zero side effects. Effects plus Relief band's new premier plus model provides advanced nausea relief, includes a digital clock, and utilizes smart skin sensing technology to preserve battery life.

[Si]

Hunter wore it on his flight.

[Christine]

Hunter did it. His first. His first ever flight. He did it. He was fine. If you want to cure your nausea problem fast, join the hundreds of thousands of people who are nausea free with Relief Band. Right now. We've got an exclusive offer just for duck call room listeners. If you go to reliefband.com and use the promo code, you'll receive 20% off plus free shipping. So head to r e L-I-E f b a n-d.com and use promo code for 20% off plus free shipping. I don't understand how you got all those spots on that yellow shirt. I have no idea how that happened. I've been sitting here watching you, and it was clean when we started.

[Si]

It's that oatmeal cream pie that Sarah brought us.

[Gavin]

That lady that I spilled tea on me this morning.

[Hunter]

He's spilling hot chocolate on him.

[Gavin]

I've got hot chocolate on me.

[Christine]

Probably you're to the age where I'm going to suggest darker colors. That's right.

[Gavin]

Hey, so. So I'll have a warm, fuzzy face, but nobody else will know.

[Christine]

Yeah, there you go.

[Si]

Shout out to Sarah for bringing us the. She sent the picture of the black panther. She was first, by the way. And then she brought oatmeal cream pies because we talked about them.

[Christine]

Oh, man, they're so good.

[Si]

And we ate them, Man.

[Hunter]

I ate one, too. I shouldn't have, but I did.

[Gavin]

Well, I was saying, boy, that happened.

[Hunter]

I didn't put my deal on today.

[Christine]

What? Nobody knows.

[Hunter]

I have a few rebounds. I've been doing good, though. It's been pretty awesome.

[Christine]

There you go. I'd say. I'm happy to hear it. How's your daughter doing? I saw she posted something yesterday with them twins, man.

[Gavin]

Twins are fighting.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

He said you watched them. There's having a kick, kick fight.

[Hunter]

Everything is measuring good. Everything's. There's no. Twin to twin transfusion. What we worried about, but, man, it's been. Just been a blessing. It's been great.

[Christine]

Look at God.

[Hunter]

Everything's going the way it's supposed to.

[Gavin]

No. How much time she got left?

[Christine]

January. So we still got a minute? We still got here.

[Hunter]

Let me turn this down.

[Si]

They don't suggest buying an elephant.

[Gavin]

Rest the box over a little bit.

[Christine]

I can't imagine that. I.

[Si]

You got to have a really big fence.

[Hunter]

She f. To put her leg up there on a head.

[Christine]

Look, they looking at each other. Oh, take that. Oh, now you take it. I can confirm. This only gets worse when they're outside. There's real. There's real things that happen on the outside, Pop. Yeah. That's cool, ain't it?

[Hunter]

They're facing each other.

[Christine]

Yeah. Looking at each. They talking. They already. They already scheme, and you go.

[Gavin]

They're communicating.

[Christine]

You go first. No, you go first. You go first. Yeah, I'm staying in here. Oh. Well, it's. It's crazy because, I mean, we. It kind of like went from no twins around here till then, I guess I broke the seal and everybody. Yeah, we got twins. You got twin. John, Luke, Mary, Cage.

[Gavin]

An epidemic of it.

[Christine]

Yeah. So apparently that paper mill, whatever they've been spitting out in the air is finally working. You know, and it. Well, I guess technically, it all started when Hunter started. Hunter, you're ground zero for twins here.

[Si]

Hunter's ground zero.

[Hunter]

Yep.

[Christine]

That's all you got to defend yourself.

[Si]

I mean, you're right.

[Hunter]

I got nothing.

[Christine]

Hunter's a twin. He got a twin sister.

[Goblin]

Yeah, she's cool, I guess.

[Hunter]

Cool, I guess.

[Christine]

Something tells me she has the exact same response about you.

[Hunter]

We have twins at our deer club deer camp. A couple. And one of them's going to. They're from south Louisiana. One of them is going to Lafayette, and the other one's going to Ulm.

[Christine]

Oh.

[Hunter]

Having a hard time. The first time they ever been apart.

[Christine]

I can see that they're out of hot.

[Hunter]

They're, you know, I guess 20.

[Gavin]

Same university.

[Christine]

Yeah. We went to the camp the other day. Jackson was tired of being out there. He was hot and hungry, but Waylon wasn't. So then I took off on the. On the. On the rig with Whan. And the whole time, it was not, we're having fun. Where's Jackson? Where's Jackson? I'm like, you boys got to start spending some time apart. And like, y'. All, if. Y' all are not going to be able to function without one another if this Is going to be what? Yeah, we're in trouble.

[Hunter]

Like, how is that. Is that a thing?

[Goblin]

Hunter, me and my sister couldn't wait to be apart.

[Hunter]

We.

[Goblin]

We cannot be together that long.

[Si]

I don't know.

[Christine]

Did y' all talk yalls on special language, though?

[Goblin]

Yes, we did do that.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

Do you still know it?

[Gavin]

No.

[Christine]

No. Yep.

[Si]

It's a buzzkill.

[Christine]

Waylon and Jackson look each other like they're out there on the day of Pentecost, you know, or they just speaking in tongues, okay. And. And nobody understands them. But then.

[Hunter]

But one of them, one of them.

[Christine]

Will say something to the other one and he'll go get up and get something to hand it to him and he'll say thank you. And then they do it all. And I'm like, how did you get that from that bunch of gibberish that just come out your mouth? Like. Yeah, I have no idea what they're.

[Gavin]

To go get that thing.

[Christine]

Yeah. How did you know that what he just said meant green tractor? Like, because I didn't hear.

[Gavin]

Well, that reminds me.

[Hunter]

That's crazy.

[Gavin]

You need to find out, right? You need to find out what does 6, 7, me?

[Christine]

6, 7, 6, 7.

[Si]

No one can explain it.

[Hunter]

Yeah, no one knows.

[Gavin]

The kids. That's what they're saying when they say something. I said, oh, it's six, seven.

[Si]

Yeah, six, seven.

[Gavin]

I want to know what the crap that means.

[Hunter]

It don't mean nothing.

[Christine]

Google don't have an answer for it.

[Si]

No, no, nobody does. But every kid in America, I don't know what age it stops. The two 19 year olds that work at the honeyhole said, nah, man, that's weird. But if you're in high school, junior high or elementary, it's all you say, six, seven. Carter's getting his hair brushed this morning, looked at me and goes, six, seven. And I was like, son, I said, what does that mean? He goes, I don't know.

[Christine]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

[Hunter]

It's kind of like you say something and you go, so.

[Christine]

I guess so. Six, seven.

[Hunter]

That's what six, seven mean. It don't mean nothing. It's just something somebody said in a song and everybody trying to copy.

[Christine]

I question because I've never been one to really.

[Si]

It's a great question.

[Christine]

Go down the news road. It just. Every time my grandparents would turn it on, I'd tune it out. Like when I was growing up, was it ever not depressing?

[Hunter]

No. Because controversy, sales. So everything. But look, I've been. And you have to. We've been all over this country speaking, America's awesome.

[Christine]

Oh, it is great.

[Hunter]

You watch the news and there's. Yeah, they ain't going to hell, no.

[Gavin]

Well, that's what. You know. But it's just, you know, what was y' all saying? But I mean, was it always, like.

[Christine]

Was there ever an enjoyable time to watch the news?

[Si]

Six, seven, I think.

[Gavin]

No, I think so.

[Christine]

Yeah. I mean, I don't know because, you.

[Gavin]

Know, back when I was a child, you watch the news, you didn't see so much stupidity.

[Hunter]

That's because you have access to nothing but local stuff.

[Christine]

Yeah. I just. My favorite part of the news was always Freddie the weatherman. You know, he walk out there and either get sunshine or rain. Yeah. Or when the commodities report would come on because it had that funny little song that they did. But it also meant the news was over.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Christine]

So I was like, okay, yep, it's time for the news to be over. We can go back to watching whatever we were watching now.

[Si]

I watched.

[Gavin]

Yeah. But I just. I just thought, yo, I think there's a major epidemic stupidity happening. Because when I was always happy when it went. Yeah. But when I was a child, you turn on the news and most of them. Okay, it was common sense. They was talking.

[Hunter]

Right.

[Gavin]

Okay. And now there is no common sense.

[Christine]

Now I was.

[Hunter]

And who wants to go see somebody save somebody or help old woman across the road? Don't nobody want to say that. They want to see somebody throw a rock through a window or burn in a. Tearing up a car. That's what they want.

[Gavin]

That's what to be.

[Si]

If somebody's throwing rocks, I might pause the channel and stay there longer than an old lady.

[Hunter]

What, they fit in a tire across the street? That's right.

[Si]

I was on the news once in high school.

[Hunter]

I don't show that. You see it. You don't see it. So much good stuff happening in this world, they do not report. It's the media.

[Si]

They don't report the controversy.

[Gavin]

Sales side.

[Si]

Do you know what I was on the news for in high school?

[Christine]

Stuff? Don't.

[Gavin]

What?

[Si]

I was on the news in high school. High school.

[Gavin]

What did you.

[Si]

High school basketball. And they were there.

[Christine]

Were you an Aaron's Ace?

[Gavin]

I know your grandmother hit the news. She hit the news.

[Si]

The high speed change.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Si]

No, I was not an Aaron's Ace, but the guy that was hanging on the rim up above me, he was.

[Christine]

Oh, you got dunked on. You got posterized.

[Si]

I got posterized. And I looked up and I was like staring right at the camera. Old KTV was right there, and I was like, oh, man, I'm gonna be on the news getting dunked on, because I can't. I still can't touch real. Never got close.

[Christine]

Never got it.

[Si]

And, yeah, I made the news that night. Local news. That kid got dunked on.

[Christine]

We ran that clip of me on Aaron. Jason's. Right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was.

[Si]

But the local news is still pretty joyful.

[Christine]

Is it?

[Si]

Yes, I guess.

[Christine]

I don't know. I don't watch it.

[Si]

They got the fishing report every Friday. That's fun.

[Goblin]

I have a friend that works for the local news, and he gets to mess with all the happy stuff. It's not depressing for him.

[Christine]

Well, there you go.

[Goblin]

Yeah, you just don't see it often.

[Si]

Hold on.

[Gavin]

We did that again. Here's the problem. Media goes to the left, far left. They never report anything good.

[Si]

Hold on. Do you remember when we.

[Goblin]

What.

[Si]

What episode is this?

[Goblin]

91.

[Christine]

491.

[Goblin]

491.

[Si]

Like the first, like, 100 episodes. We did. We did a good news segment, didn't we?

[Christine]

Yeah, we tried.

[Si]

Where people would send in the good news. Yeah, that's. We stopped doing that and the country's gone to crap.

[Hunter]

Let's do it.

[Si]

Or has it?

[Hunter]

Let's start doing it.

[Goblin]

I've been on the news like five times on accident. It's been happy every time.

[Gavin]

Run some on the news. Okay. That is worthy of seeing where. Hey, somebody helped a little old lady across the street.

[Si]

To be fair, what is newsworthy? A guy running away on a giraffe from the police.

[Christine]

That's neither happy nor sad. That's just informative. Informative, yeah.

[Si]

And freaking awesome.

[Christine]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Gavin]

Well, there you go. Yeah, do something. Report something that is positive. The Australian news is funny.

[Christine]

Yeah, y'.

[Gavin]

All.

[Christine]

So turn it into comedy.

[Gavin]

Instead of always going negative side, let's show a little positivity, boys.

[Goblin]

Can I tell you about the time that I was on the news in Kentucky?

[Si]

In Kentucky?

[Goblin]

Yeah. I accidentally got on the news. One of. One of my bosses sent it to me, so I had to go to one of the premieres that we were doing and meeting. Meet and greets for the blind. And I met up.

[Christine]

Oh, you were in Bowling Green?

[Goblin]

Yes, and I met up with the actor that played teenage you.

[Christine]

Okay.

[Gavin]

That played me.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Goblin]

Okay, so he was there. I talked to him.

[Christine]

Was he just a teenage dirtbag?

[Gavin]

Listen to.

[Si]

I.

[Gavin]

Well, hey, did he impress you?

[Goblin]

Yeah, no. He was super impressive.

[Gavin]

Okay.

[Goblin]

But they. They took a Picture of me or a video of me or something. When. Whenever I was talking to him, I got this, like, goofy laugh going on. And they were just reporting on the. On the event.

[Christine]

So just your normal laugh.

[Goblin]

Yeah, but it was just.

[Hunter]

Yeah, but you got caught.

[Si]

Yeah, you got.

[Christine]

They got.

[Goblin]

They got a big.

[Si]

They have no idea you were the.

[Christine]

Guy on the football game who's. Yeah. Whenever his team gets. Takes a big one and they frame that guy that was you for that.

[Goblin]

They had no idea who I was, who the kid I was talking to was. I thought they would at least do that.

[Christine]

Well, y' all were just having a good time.

[Goblin]

They wanted.

[Christine]

They wanted to doc.

[Si]

They were spreading good news in Kentucky. A lot of good news happens in Kentucky.

[Christine]

Does it?

[Hunter]

Sure.

[Si]

A lot of things make America great.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

Freedom of speech, capitalism, you know, people driving down prices by being just as good at what they do as other people. But they're offering you a better product for lesser price.

[Christine]

And that's exactly you talking about Pure Talk.

[Si]

What Pure Talk does, they support American principles and they sponsor our show, which allows us to stand strong behind the microphone and talk to you guys and talk about whatever we want to talk about. And if you want to support brands that defend freedom and pro American values, I encourage you to switch your wireless service to Pure Talk. You're going to get great 5G coverage on an extremely reliable and secure network. And with plans from just 25 bucks a month, you're going to save a ton of money.

[Christine]

$25.

[Si]

$25. That's all it costs. And I've had Pure Talk. I've had others. You know what the difference I can tell in how much money I have at the end of the month because it's cheaper and it's doing the exact same thing. Pure Talk also believes in creating American jobs and supporting small business. So if you're a small business owner, you can save even more while enjoying white glove service. Stand with companies who share your values. That's why I like Pure Talk. Cy even get behind a cell phone company because of all they're doing for veterans, giving out flags this summer. They're doing all sorts of different charities and awareness for veterans, which is awesome. So look, right now go to PureTalk.com duck to switch to my wireless company, Pure Talk. Right now. You'll save an additional 50% off your first month. Again, PureTalk.com duck to make the switch.

[Christine]

Today in Paducah, where I was, they had the National Quilt Museum. I didn't have time to stop by there, but I thought it was interesting.

[Gavin]

That would have been interesting that we.

[Christine]

Had a national quilt museum. Well, I'm just really like a national quilt museum.

[Si]

He's fired up.

[Christine]

I know. Well, he loves to sleep and man needs a blanket, so I get it.

[Si]

He likes to be tucked in tight.

[Hunter]

That's him. Homemade quilts.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christine]

I guess I don't.

[Hunter]

I miss the national time to them.

[Gavin]

Are quilts that are made with lots and lots and lots of love.

[Hunter]

Lots of love.

[Si]

I'm looking it up from mama and.

[Hunter]

Old blue jeans and old clothes.

[Si]

They got a really good website.

[Christine]

The National Quilt Museum.

[Si]

No, Quilt museum dot org.

[Christine]

There you go. So it's publicly funded then. Okay. There you go.

[Si]

That's in 215 Jefferson Street.

[Christine]

Oh, yeah. It's right down from me.

[Si]

Okay.

[Christine]

Bro, I didn't go there.

[Si]

I need to retract some things. My facial expression said. That sounds not cool. These are some pretty cool quilts.

[Christine]

Throw it up. But I guess I didn't have time to stop.

[Si]

I guess if you're gonna be in a museum for quilts, like, you gotta bring the heat. It can't just be, you know, random stuff.

[Christine]

I didn't see that.

[Si]

That's a good quilt, man. That thing's probably a hundred years old.

[Christine]

While Zayette live from the town of Boykin, Alabama, they got quilts from all over the world.

[Hunter]

Oh, yeah.

[Christine]

Well, it is the National Quilt Museum.

[Si]

So it only costs $16.88 to get in.

[Gavin]

Really?

[Christine]

That the year it was founded? Probably so hard to say.

[Si]

You can.

[Hunter]

I've been in a pub that was built in 1514.

[Gavin]

Where at?

[Hunter]

Scotland.

[Si]

Trying to remember that.

[Hunter]

Can you imagine who went through that? Or in Edinburgh.

[Christine]

I was at one of the things you did while we were sleeping. Godwin's a sightseer.

[Si]

Me too.

[Christine]

God. Godwin don't like a downtime. He'll. He'll take off walking on you. God wouldn't go in to see the. The site we're going.

[Hunter]

I was at the bottom of the. In the square. It was a mile from the castle, down the King's Mile at the end and square where they done all the beheadings and all that kind of stuff. And the market was down there.

[Christine]

So that's where they go have a drink after somebody lost their head. Yeah.

[Gavin]

Oh, well.

[Christine]

Reckon they used to bet on.

[Si]

On the drinking or the head.

[Christine]

The head now, like his head rolled three times, you know, or like over, under.

[Hunter]

Look at that hair on it.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

Okay.

[Christine]

Can you buy kind of a funny shaped head? It's just going to sit there, you know, like we bet on everything these days.

[Hunter]

Can you imagine who went through that door?

[Christine]

Oh, now that quilt's pretty cool, dude.

[Si]

There's a tiger facing the tree with the tiger jumping out of the tree.

[Christine]

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

[Hunter]

Now that takes some thinking right there.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Christine]

How'd they do that?

[Si]

One stitch at a time.

[Gavin]

You ought to see. Hey, seeing that you all see some of the quilts. My wife does.

[Christine]

Christine?

[Gavin]

Yeah, baby quilts.

[Christine]

Oh, she bailed them.

[Gavin]

She's probably got 50.

[Christine]

Okay.

[Gavin]

And it's all hand stitched.

[Christine]

She make you one?

[Si]

She made him 50.

[Christine]

She ain't made you one.

[Gavin]

No. I think I'm gonna talk about, you know. You know, it's just. It's something to do with your hands.

[Hunter]

It's therapy too.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

Oh, you can back quill well.

[Christine]

And we all know in there it says idle hands or, you know, the devil's.

[Hunter]

It's like Paula, mom, she was 60 years old, got in a car accident and had to something in her neck for therapy. She had to move her shoulders. She started painting and become an artist. Good grief.

[Christine]

Yeah, she.

[Hunter]

She painted on a cheese box, A round cheese box. It was like a buck walking through cutover at night. And it was awesome. She entered it at the state fair and got third place. Never knew she could paint. I mean, how do people say look at stuff and then paint it?

[Christine]

Yeah, I can't do it. Art is.

[Hunter]

That's.

[Christine]

Art is something that is always eluded.

[Gavin]

I see a picture. See a picture up here and put it on canvas.

[Goblin]

Yeah, I'm one of those people.

[Gavin]

Pretty cool when you think you can do it.

[Goblin]

I can do it with a pencil.

[Hunter]

You see in 3D. Don't.

[Si]

With a pencil.

[Goblin]

Yeah. I got really good at making. They're called still lifes. I suck at painting, but I can do that with a pencil.

[Christine]

Can you paint me like you do your French girls?

[Hunter]

Jack, that's crazy.

[Christine]

And all the movie reference that is.

[Si]

Really getting after that. I'm enjoying it.

[Hunter]

That's a God given. Oh, I never knew she could do it. Yeah, she just done it for therapy. Keep her arms and shoulder. She'd have to.

[Gavin]

Well, that's like musicians. They don't read music. Know nothing about it, you know, yet. They pick up a guitar and listen to the longest song they're in.

[Hunter]

Just once you get them cold. I'm getting pretty good.

[Gavin]

Yeah, that's. That's a gift, in my opinion.

[Hunter]

I have to have a slow timekeeper, though.

[Gavin]

They got that, yeah, that time thing. I got it where you kick it up there high.

[Hunter]

Oh, I can't. I'm still slow on changing them.

[Gavin]

Oh, oh, yeah.

[Hunter]

If you played slow, a slow song, dancing song, I could do it. Belly rubbing song. I might could play that, but man.

[Si]

A belly rubbing song, you know?

[Christine]

Yeah, she twisting. Yeah, all those things.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Si]

Belly rubbing.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

I always look at musicians. That's wild.

[Hunter]

It is.

[Gavin]

And all it is is math. What?

[Christine]

No, I'm good at math.

[Gavin]

That's all music is, is math.

[Si]

Incorrect. No, I'm very good at math.

[Christine]

Yeah, I'm very good at math.

[Si]

Give me a math problem.

[Gavin]

All music is is math.

[Si]

Then watch me sing.

[Gavin]

It's not good.

[Si]

It's very bad.

[Hunter]

Well, I can't say why.

[Gavin]

That's why I can't do it. I'm not good at math.

[Christine]

Oh, God. When you can sing.

[Si]

I think you just made that.

[Hunter]

A tune in a bucket.

[Christine]

Well, that's what they made auto tune for, right, sir?

[Si]

Oh, yeah, I've been auto tuned.

[Gavin]

Well, no, no, because, hey, there ain't no original singers anymore because they go to Nashville and then, hey, you know, you sell our crap. The mixer.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Hey, you make it sound like North Brooks.

[Si]

You know, I do have a major issue with the National Quilt Museum. I've forgiven them, now mad at them again.

[Gavin]

Oh, why are you mad?

[Si]

There's a shop tab on their website.

[Christine]

You can buy stuff. Yeah, what.

[Si]

What would you want to buy from the National Quilt?

[Christine]

You can't even buy a quilt.

[Si]

You can buy a picture of a quilt on a puzzle on a mug, on other stuff, but there's no quilts. Yeah, but I, you know, how do.

[Christine]

They not have somebody make National Quilt Museum quilts and like change the design every year? Like the duck stand.

[Gavin]

The reason is, hey, most of the quilts made were not sold. They were given away.

[Christine]

Okay, well, give us one for coming for 1688.

[Gavin]

Oh, no, I'm serious. I'm serious.

[Hunter]

Pay it forward tab.

[Christine]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gavin]

Most of them was made out of love and then gave to somebody. They are people that sell them, but I mean, they're high. Very high dollar item.

[Si]

Very high dollar item.

[Gavin]

You talking about some time spent?

[Christine]

What, on quilt?

[Gavin]

On quilt, yeah.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

First they do is they keep all the clothes, old clothes, then they cut them into squares, then they take them and stitch the squares on all kinds of patterns on the quilts. And by the time they get through it, it's a.

[Christine]

It's a very good blanket Design your ultimate quilt. What would the pattern be well, Christine's.

[Gavin]

Got all kind of barn scenes.

[Christine]

No, I'm talking about something that you want to go home and wrap yourself up in. Does it have dragons or black panthers?

[Gavin]

The dragons would be a goons.

[Si]

Or a giraffe.

[Christine]

Or a giraffe.

[Gavin]

Especially if you made it out of silk.

[Christine]

Oh, he wants a silk quilt. Okay. You highfalutin rascal. Okay, Hugh Hefner.

[Hunter]

I can hang a slide off of you.

[Gavin]

That or satin sheet.

[Christine]

Well, how you gonna stay in it if it's made. You need something with some friction slide out of everything, you end up in the floor naked, man.

[Gavin]

Hey. Well, hey. There you go.

[Si]

I want to see that.

[Christine]

I've seen it. It's all right.

[Gavin]

It's all about freedom anyway.

[Christine]

I mean, he's old. It's funny. It's cool. It's whatever.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Christine]

We going to Wisconsin next week.

[Gavin]

I had my time, boy.

[Christine]

We're going to Wisconsin next week. Sharing a house. I'll see you naked.

[Si]

Why do you like silk so much?

[Gavin]

First is light and it's got a just.

[Christine]

Have you ever seen a man Fantastic feel? Other than. Other than his face. He's hairless, so, you know, I mean, he likes that smooth feel.

[Gavin]

I got any hair on my leg? Because wearing a military uniform starts so much. It rubbed that off.

[Si]

You don't think that would have grown back at some point?

[Christine]

No, no, it's done. It's over.

[Si]

You think the military uniform removed pores from your legs?

[Gavin]

Well, it just. I rubbed them off and they never came back.

[Si]

Hard to argue with that when you.

[Gavin]

Can take a pair of pants off and stand them up.

[Christine]

That's how much starch you had in.

[Gavin]

That's how much starch was in.

[Si]

I've never.

[Christine]

They make y'. All. Or did you go like that?

[Gavin]

I could step out of my uniform and it would be still standard.

[Hunter]

I used to wear some pretty heavy Starch Stranglers.

[Gavin]

I'm serious.

[Hunter]

Every day.

[Christine]

Goblin and Starch Stranglers. That's a. Can we run that back now that you lost the weight?

[Si]

Galvin ain't wore pants 20 years.

[Gavin]

Hey, sweat would not penetrate. Was like rain. It's like wearing a raincoat.

[Hunter]

You'd have to open the legs.

[Si]

Ms. Christine, what do you think about them boots?

[Gavin]

I like them.

[Si]

You like them?

[Gavin]

They're nice.

[Si]

They're nice boots. Do you have something you can wear and just know you can do anything and look good at the same time? I hope you do.

[Gavin]

If you. I do.

[Si]

Yeah. I know you do. For Uncle Sigh. That's those To Cova's boots he's rocking right now. Ms. Christine only says she likes them more than your other boots.

[Christine]

Yes, I do.

[Si]

Look, when the leaves start changing, that means it's boot season. To Cova's knows that y' all truly means all. So whatever size, style or need, you're going to find the perfect western boots. Dress them up, dress them down. They're great for every occasion from date night. Y' all going on any date nights, tailgates, or just going out to eat for a night of dinner. In fact, you can check out their latest colors because you might find the perfect boots for game day. Game day is what I'm talking about. What's also cool is they're made by hand with over 200 steps to give you broken in comfort right out of the box. You love them, don't you?

[Gavin]

Yep.

[Si]

You've been wearing them a lot lately.

[Gavin]

I've noticed. It's like I ain't even got it on.

[Si]

They're that comfortable.

[Gavin]

They are that comfortable.

[Si]

You're a man who's had a lot of boots. Are those the most comfortable boots you've ever owned?

[Gavin]

Yep. Look.

[Si]

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[Hunter]

I got some. I got some camo britches. It's long legged.

[Gavin]

Okay.

[Si]

Only in the woods. I'm trying to think like I'm just like.

[Hunter]

I wear them to church.

[Si]

You wear pants to church.

[Christine]

One thing I can assure you about Gavin, he has a feel for a need to breathe. He don't wear closed toed shoes. He ain't wearing closed britches. Like it's the only thing it'll be solid. I mean his hats open and the only thing it'll be solid on the boys, his shirt and that's it. I ain't ever seen him in a holy shirt.

[Si]

Wait till you find out about tank tops. You're gonna be living right.

[Hunter]

Well, I tried to get one of them and Paula said take that wife beater off.

[Christine]

Who were you beat?

[Hunter]

Nobody.

[Si]

That's what they Call them. Which is a weird name. Bad marketing, by the way. Really messed up their haynes.

[Hunter]

God, that's a thorn.

[Si]

What were you.

[Gavin]

What were you.

[Christine]

Yeah. What have you been doing, guy? Why is it. Why does it.

[Si]

He doesn't wear pants and he's got scratches all over him.

[Christine]

Yeah, you. You.

[Hunter]

I moved a deer stand the other day in a thicket.

[Christine]

Okay.

[Hunter]

Up the side of a hill.

[Christine]

Okay.

[Si]

Both ways.

[Hunter]

And then a gar tried to eat me.

[Gavin]

Oh, God. Tried to eat him.

[Hunter]

My legs ain't too bad.

[Si]

A guard tried to eat you. How big was it, boy?

[Hunter]

He's about, I don't know, three pounds maybe. Okay, about that bigger arm.

[Si]

It wasn't one of those that could eat you?

[Hunter]

Not that long.

[Christine]

No, it just wanted it got it.

[Gavin]

In a mouthful of teeth.

[Hunter]

Oh, good grief.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

I grabbed the jig head with the pliers and picked him up out of the water and that sucker flopped and. Good. Look at that.

[Christine]

If.

[Si]

Where were you?

[Christine]

Over.

[Hunter]

No, I was on Durable.

[Si]

The lake.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

I knew it was a gar. And boy, throw that. I throw that bait out there. And I said, here, catch it. See that big white thing? I said, catch it. I said, just bring that bait by there. And, boy, he did that thing.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

I said, yeah, that's.

[Christine]

That's him.

[Hunter]

That's gonna pull you string.

[Christine]

That's old Scissor Lips right there. That's him.

[Hunter]

But that Godwin crappy cast worked him over.

[Christine]

But for folks at home, I don't know if you've never grabbed a gar. He's equivalent to holding a bar, so.

[Hunter]

Yeah, well, don't grab him.

[Christine]

That's what I've said. I mean, he is.

[Si]

Soap is pleasant, sir.

[Christine]

No, but you can't hold on to it. You can't grab him like you go.

[Si]

Like the most disgusting bar of soap.

[Christine]

And you smell like him for a while. Yeah.

[Si]

Somehow got molded.

[Christine]

Yeah. That slime stick with you? But remember Gimber?

[Si]

Of course you do.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

He said soap couldn't get dirty, so.

[Hunter]

Couldn't get dirty.

[Si]

Yeah. Because it's soap. So you could share a bar of soap, but I might not. Because the last thing it touched on you. The first thing it touched on me. So we can't be sharing soap.

[Christine]

No. That's getting a little too personal.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Christine]

I mean, if. In that case. Do you share a toothbrush?

[Si]

No, because that can get dirt, but soap can't get dirty because it's so.

[Christine]

Yeah, no, it's so. I've seen bars of soap with hairs on them. They, in fact, get dirty?

[Gavin]

Yeah, they get dirty.

[Si]

Try to tell them that.

[Christine]

Like, that's. Yeah. No, I'm not. There's. Yeah. No, we're not sharing underwear that's the same road.

[Si]

Well, me and Gimme used to share a lot of hotel rooms back in the days, like. And I'd be like, nah, I gotta get. We're not sharing the one bar of soap that they give at the thing. But he was a fireman for a while, so apparently that's what firemen do.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

Let me know if that's not true. I. I don't believe it to be. But I can't share a bar, so.

[Hunter]

Well, he just said that so he would feel better.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

Or he just.

[Christine]

What is. What he was telling you is, I don't care if you use that soap. I'm going to. So that's what he said. You can use it, but so am I.

[Si]

But he won't eat at the Waffle.

[Christine]

House because it never gets clean.

[Si]

Because when do they clean it? But he'll share a bar soap with you.

[Christine]

And he never gets a full tank of gas because he's got the bladder of an infant. So he says, oh, I'm going to need to pee before I need more gas. Trust me. And I'm like, why? Why do we stop 17 times for fuel Gimbal.

[Si]

Me and Gimme went to Dallas one time. Seven hours.

[Christine]

I made it.

[Hunter]

I may have said this before on here, but you get in the boat with a woman and she won't take a leak all day.

[Si]

Yeah, no, they got some special eagle powers where they don't.

[Hunter]

I know.

[Si]

Have to go.

[Hunter]

You get in the car. Go on vacation, you ain't getting to the next exit.

[Christine]

I don't know. I had one of them days yesterday. I rode all the way from Paducah to back here without stopping.

[Hunter]

Oh, that was a good one. In a car, there ain't no code.

[Christine]

My truck. Yeah.

[Si]

You didn't stop?

[Christine]

Never stopped.

[Si]

I would have stopped eight.

[Christine]

I drank.

[Hunter]

I stopped about every two hours.

[Christine]

And the gas light didn't even come.

[Hunter]

On if I'm by myself. Just to walk around, get up and walk.

[Christine]

Yeah, I was trying to get home. I was trying to beat the boys to bed, but I still. I failed at that. So I try to get home.

[Si]

What's the short.

[Gavin]

What's the go to Kentucky for?

[Christine]

I had to go do some. Get some decoys and stuff. New duck decoy decoys.

[Si]

Hey, what's the. What's the shortest you've ever made it from West Monroe? Before you had to stop on a road trip because Allison's got you beat.

[Hunter]

Oh, it's not me, it's Paul.

[Si]

Yeah. Where do you have to stop?

[Hunter]

I'm trying. Well, when I go to. It's about an hour.

[Si]

Y' all okay at Talola?

[Hunter]

Well, yeah, depending on which way you go.

[Si]

We stopped at Godwin's exit, by the.

[Christine]

Way, to use the restroom.

[Si]

Yeah, we forgot before we got in the car.

[Hunter]

Ah.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

We didn't even make it out of the Paris.

[Christine]

Last thing I say, everybody pee.

[Hunter]

I'm gonna go. Yeah. When we go to the deer camp, we stop in Smackover.

[Christine]

Clean bathroom and then clean bathroom, coffee.

[Si]

And a great Ford dealership whose wife makes a fantastic oatmeal cream pies.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Oh, I know where that. Yeah, it's right on the highway, but, yeah, that's about it. Hour and a half hour.

[Gavin]

Okay.

[Si]

Yeah. Every once in a while, we'll get.

[Christine]

In and we did an event one time immediately.

[Hunter]

And this goes to sleep. I. Slicker.

[Gavin]

Stop.

[Christine]

Yeah. Oh, I thought.

[Hunter]

But.

[Christine]

Yeah, but saying that, like, we were. Did an event one time, and that's. It was me and Goblin and this guy. He's been known to catch a fish or two, named Bill Dance. And he. We were going to walk out to go to dinner or something.

[Hunter]

We were doing.

[Christine]

We were working for Quantum or something. I don't know. But we went to walk out, and Bill said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Never pass a bathroom. And I was like, look at this old man. You know that old man, right? Because you never know how long it's going to be to the next time you get that bathroom. Even if you ain't got to pee, go in there and pee.

[Si]

Yeah, but the good part about being there's a bathroom at. Right past every door.

[Christine]

Yeah. But not in downtown Tulsa when there's, you know, 10,000 people that's been attending an expo like you, you, you. Yeah, so we. We retreated and went in there, and I was, like, making fun of him to myself. Like, man, that's what it's like to get old. You got to stop at every place you see and go take a leak.

[Hunter]

It's not an old thing.

[Christine]

No, it's not an old thing. That's just actual. A solid tip on preparedness is what it is. It's. It is a.

[Hunter]

He just had a birthday yesterday.

[Christine]

Yeah, Bill. Yeah.

[Hunter]

Or day before one of them.

[Christine]

He finally made it. He got a bridge named after him. I saw.

[Si]

That's it.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

They should name the whole state of Tennessee after.

[Christine]

Hey, but it is pretty cool. Like, if you're in Lynchburg, Virginia, you know, I mean, that's Jack Daniels country, right? The bridge isn't the Jack Daniels Bridge. It's the Bill Dance Bridge and Lynchburg. That's how you know you're big time. They didn't name it after the whiskey. They named it after Bill Dance.

[Si]

We should rename one of our bridges to the Uncle Si Bridge.

[Hunter]

We should.

[Si]

We should get a new one.

[Christine]

Look, everybody knows how it goes open. The morning gets here, everybody's all fired up about duck hunting. You get in the blind, and there's that one guy.

[Si]

Who's it gonna be?

[Christine]

Who is like, I forgot my duck stamp. Sigh. You had to place bets on who. Who our guy is. It's gonna forget their duck stamp. Who you got?

[Gavin]

JD.

[Christine]

Well, all right.

[Si]

I got invited.

[Christine]

Yes. JD's there on opening day. We must be loaded down. That's awesome.

[Si]

That means we need more people.

[Hunter]

That means we better get another go.

[Christine]

Which is good things. Do your buddies a solid and shoot them a text right now and ask them if they got their duck stamp. If not, send them to duck stamp.com so that they can get it squared away. Make a group chats and not a reminder. Whatever you got to do so your crew has their ducks in a row before opening day. You don't want to get stuck babysitting your buddy just because he forgot to get his duck stamp. And even if you do forget it to that morning, you can get on Duck Stamp.com right there, and you have service and do it right from the blind. It's not. You're not out of. You're not completely out of the hunt as long as you got a little bit of service. Because then it just goes straight to the wallet on your phone. Gives you a QR code. You've got your duck stamp. It's so easy that psy could do it. Look, get legal, help the ducks, and make your mama proud. Duck Stamp.com. that's Duck Stamp.com.

[Si]

According to hello@duck call room.com. squirrels are cute, so I win. This lady named Jammy says so.

[Christine]

I'm not saying they're not.

[Si]

Look how cute that squirrel is.

[Hunter]

Big old fox squirrel.

[Gavin]

Yep.

[Christine]

Yeah, he's just not. I mean, I'm indifferent to him. I'm not saying he's ugly. I'm just not saying he's cute. He's just. He's just a squirrel.

[Hunter]

He's tasty.

[Si]

Also, lady, hide that squirrel, because these people will eat it.

[Gavin]

Yeah, he'll Be a fried.

[Christine]

I'm not going to eat her pet.

[Gavin]

Oh, I need it.

[Christine]

Oh my gosh.

[Hunter]

That's it.

[Gavin]

Was I telling you?

[Hunter]

For cat squirrels.

[Christine]

Say me and Goblin on the same page.

[Gavin]

Squirrel. Squirrels got more meat.

[Christine]

I'm a cat squirrel.

[Hunter]

Yeah, but they're tougher.

[Gavin]

No, they ain't tougher.

[Hunter]

Yeah, they are.

[Gavin]

You know, when they're young, they ain't tougher.

[Hunter]

There you go.

[Christine]

There you. Have you heard it here first. Young stuff tender, huh?

[Hunter]

Yeah. Young deer.

[Gavin]

Hey. Yeah. The mortality rate was. Is high.

[Hunter]

I'm ready for more deer. Good.

[Christine]

You reckon that's why the. The cheetahs and stuff pick on the younger? Because they're more tender?

[Hunter]

Yep.

[Christine]

Now just because they're easier to catch.

[Gavin]

Well, because of both. Yeah.

[Christine]

Yeah. I just wonder if I look at him. Say, boy, how about that rascal?

[Si]

If you're a cheetah, you're eating.

[Gavin]

That was always surprised me and I've talked to people.

[Hunter]

A cheetah probably don't have to fish you. How do you say it? Because they're so fast, they can catch them anyway. Either or.

[Christine]

Yeah, yeah. They don't really care. They just eat because they hungry.

[Gavin]

That's why a black buck look like he'd be good eating.

[Christine]

But he's not the West Indian black buck.

[Gavin]

Yeah, he's a goat. That's why.

[Christine]

Yeah, he no good.

[Hunter]

Like they. They chirp kind of, but they're real little. Real little things. Are there or goat or something? What are they?

[Si]

The dick dick.

[Hunter]

Is that what it is?

[Si]

Yeah, it's the name of it. It's like got tiny.

[Hunter]

Yeah, yeah. Like spike.

[Christine]

Yeah, it's a dick dick.

[Hunter]

Where are they from?

[Christine]

Down there over yonder. Down there over.

[Si]

I once met a guy that trophy hunted those things. And he was talking about the size of the horns. And I was like, it's like 1cm to the next.

[Gavin]

Man.

[Si]

They're very small animals. But he told me all about it.

[Hunter]

They're good eating. They look like he'd be good to eat.

[Christine]

It's just there on a tee and I. I gotta move on. I gotta move on. Like.

[Si]

So that's the name of them.

[Christine]

That's how they measure Dick Dick by the centimeter.

[Si]

They're good eating.

[Christine]

I mean. Yeah. Put it in a bun like crap.

[Si]

You talking about this thing, right?

[Hunter]

Yeah, that's it.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

There's even a micro dick.

[Gavin]

A little bitty buck.

[Christine]

A micro. I see why we call them. They need to be called deep deeks or something. Dick dick just makes it vulgar.

[Hunter]

Yeah. You promise?

[Christine]

And you certainly can't say dike dyke.

[Gavin]

Oh, no, no. That's like the roe deer in Germany. A big one's like 20 pounds.

[Christine]

That one. A big one is 13 pounds. He's much smaller.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Si]

Yes.

[Christine]

He's like 12 to 16 inches tall at the show. Like, why. Why are we hunting him?

[Si]

Why are you hunting squirrels? That thing's cute like a squirrel. Because they taste good.

[Christine]

No, that just seems like. I don't know. I mean, I'm a hunter, but you.

[Si]

Wouldn'T shoot a Dick Dick.

[Gavin]

Oh, that thing would be delicious.

[Christine]

No, it seems like it hurt.

[Gavin]

Oh, that.

[Hunter]

Well, I mean, I'd have.

[Christine]

Delicious.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Si]

That thing's face is ugly.

[Christine]

Look at Jimmy Durande there. Let's let him catch a straight. He talked about Jimmy in a month.

[Hunter]

They got a good nose on them, boy.

[Si]

Yeah. Jimmy hadn't caught a stray in at least three months. It was time.

[Christine]

I mean, he looks like you. He's. His fur is the color of a squirrel, but he wants to be a deer. He's just confused, man. Hey, is that a trophy Dick Dick?

[Si]

No, that's a regular one.

[Christine]

Oh, that's just a regulation dick dick.

[Gavin]

Yep.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Si]

Good luck, Hunter. Hunter's losing. If this is all still in here. Hunter is crying in the corner from laughter.

[Christine]

Hunter. That's his name. I didn't make it up.

[Si]

This podcast was crazy, though, Martin, because we went in a full circle, like, 20 times. We talked about giraffes, came back to it.

[Christine]

We didn't talk about dig dicks, but once. I was trying to go on, but it's twice. Because you gotta say it, because otherwise you get censored, you know? But, yeah, I'm just thinking of all the things in the world. We couldn't call him something else, like. Like a mini giraffe or baby deer.

[Hunter]

I don't have a long neck, though.

[Gavin]

It's a good.

[Si]

What? Got a big nose.

[Hunter]

He does have a big nose.

[Christine]

Yeah. Why not call him Nose Nose.

[Hunter]

Like a slow horse smelling.

[Christine]

Yeah, Stinky. Like, I don't know.

[Si]

Like, I don't know where we.

[Christine]

Sniffer. Like, sniff, sniff, sniff. I bet there's a hundred other things we could have called him other than Dick Dick. That's all I'm saying.

[Hunter]

We need to look up the history on that.

[Christine]

I bet he makes a little sound.

[Si]

I'm afraid to Google it.

[Gavin]

He probably does.

[Hunter]

Well, Adam named him so.

[Gavin]

Well, I'm thinking about right now. Shoot him. Take the back leg and grill it. And he is like a tomahawk steak.

[Hunter]

He didn't.

[Christine]

What about the rest of him?

[Gavin]

Hey, I just want the leg. Back leg.

[Si]

It's the sound they make.

[Gavin]

You can have the back strap.

[Hunter]

I want the back strap. That's what I want.

[Christine]

I figured it out.

[Gavin]

I takes the whole leg.

[Si]

The back strap of that's going to be chicken leg.

[Hunter]

It. It's gonna be like a hot dog.

[Gavin]

Hey, that's it, boys.

[Si]

Well, anyway, I wouldn't put it in a bun. Animal's powers.

[Gavin]

Grill it, put it in the bun, eat like hot dog.

[Hunter]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Gavin]

Right?

[Christine]

Yeah. When I grow up, I don't want to be a dick.

[Hunter]

Dick.

[Si]

You gotta stop.

[Christine]

I'm just saying he's tiny, man. It seems like everything's after him.

[Gavin]

It is.

[Christine]

Yeah. Yeah, he's. He pretty low on the bet.

[Hunter]

You they run fast.

[Si]

26 miles per hour.

[Gavin]

They're sneaky.

[Christine]

Sneaky.

[Hunter]

That's pretty fast.

[Si]

That's faster than me.

[Christine]

How fast a rabbit?

[Si]

I don't know.

[Christine]

Like a cottontail rabbit. I wonder.

[Gavin]

That's good.

[Si]

Rasheed Shahid's about 22.

[Gavin]

That's good eating.

[Christine]

Saw that the other night. That boy fast.

[Si]

He's real fast.

[Christine]

That boy plays wide receiver for the Saint.

[Si]

They clocked him at 22.

[Christine]

Yeah, he quit good now. All right.

[Si]

Anyway, this. This. We've gone in circles many times. We've called back, we've gone back. But I still think you should be a bird. But if you're not a bird, one day you will get to fly if you're in Christ first. Thessalonians 4. 17. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever. One day. I don't know what I'll say, but one day he's coming back and I'm going that way.

[Christine]

I know I'm not going to say quack.

[Gavin]

You ain't going to say quack because.

[Christine]

That gets you shot. Just in case, I'm going to make some new racket.

[Si]

Squirrels are cute.

[Gavin]

Sam.