Godwin’s Mountain Yoga Routine Leaves Uncle Si Totally Stunned

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary

Episode Overview

Title: Godwin’s Mountain Yoga Routine Leaves Uncle Si Totally Stunned
Date: June 30, 2026
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin (“Big Dave”), Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Theme: A classic Duck Call Room mix—comedy-laced storytelling, reflections on southern American culture, hunting-life insights, spirited debates about food, and a surprising deep-dive into faith, yoga on a mountain, and the mysteries of curses and prayer. The crew’s signature chemistry and banter are in full force.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. World Cup Fever & Southern Living (00:07–09:00)

• World Cup & American Pride: The episode kicks off with stories about recent USA soccer matches, with the crew’s usual banter about getting fired up, and Johnny D describing standing proud… at Sam’s Club.
  • Notable quote: “Does it get better in America, baby?” – Kelly (01:41)
• Sam’s Club Antics: Johnny D details his eclectic Sam’s haul—an icy machine and how slushy-making led into a discussion about sugar, artificial sweeteners, and American convenience.
  • Notable quote: “I refuse to drink full sugar sodas. You can’t make those—like, Coke Zero doesn’t turn into a slushy.” – Johnny D (02:32)
• Home Gas Pumps & American Excess: Amused riffing on putting a personal gas pump at home and the mechanics (including “off-road gas” loopholes).
• Social Media Bits: The guys share viral stories—like an Italian being blown away by “free refills” in America; the cultural quirks lead to discussions of Waffle House density maps and why the South excels at hospitality (and breakfast chains).
  • Notable quote: “Good people at Georgia will slam a Waffle House, I guarantee you.” – Big Dave (08:08)

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2. Lobster vs. Crawfish: Crustacean Controversies (10:51–17:09)

• Lobster’s Reputation: Si & crew debate whether lobster is overrated compared to crawfish and shrimp. Si decries lobster as “a bad piece of bubblegum,” maintains it’s always tough—especially when sampled out of the South.
  • Quote: “Every lobster I’ve ever tried to eat was just like a bad piece of bubblegum.” – Kelly (13:02)
• Cooking Debates: Martin suggests poor cooking methods are to blame; reminiscences about spiny lobster in the Bahamas.
• Regional Seafood Takes: The crew swaps tips and confessions about Captain D’s, Red Lobster, and best hushpuppies.

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3. Godwin’s Mountain Yoga Adventure (18:13–30:15)

• Life at High Altitude: Big Dave (Godwin) shares heartwarming stories from a Wisconsin retreat for kids of first responders and fallen soldiers. Activities included horseback riding, fishing, wiffle ball, and Bible lessons.
  • Emotional Moment: Honor ceremony recognizing the children’s sacrifices—moving several to tears (22:00)
• Godwin Tries Yoga: In one of the episode’s highlights, Big Dave describes getting up at 5:15 AM to walk two miles, then doing an hour of yoga at 8,500 feet. The crew bursts into laughter imagining Big Dave (not known for flexibility) in downward dog and attempting “stacking the firewood” poses.
  • Quote: “Let me tell you, I tried to run, but I couldn’t take about four steps. There ain’t nothing up there.” – Big Dave (24:10)
  • Epic visual bit as the guys try (and mostly fail) to cross their legs and replicate yoga moves in the studio (26:03–29:18)

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4. Faith, Witchcraft, and Soccer Curses (32:45–40:57)

• Harry Kane’s Hex: The team discusses a real-life African witch doctor vowing to hex English soccer star Harry Kane. The debate turns to whether curses, witchcraft, or ghosts are real.
  • “You think a witch doctor can put a curse on an athlete?” – Johnny D (34:00)
  • “No. I think he needs to just carry plastic Jesus in his pocket and he’ll be all right.” – Martin (34:03)
• Deeper Faith Talk: Si, Martin, and Godwin reflect on what the Bible says about spirits, ghosts, and the power of prayer—quoting Luke 24:36-39 and James 5:16.
  • “Most people don’t realize when you walk into the throne room of God himself almighty and you mention someone’s name… you don’t realize what you’ve done.” – Kelly (40:06)
• Southern Christianity & Assurance: Assurance of salvation and the “power at every Christian’s disposal” is discussed.
  • “The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.” – Johnny D, quoting James 5:16 (54:25)

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5. Lentil Humor: Strength, Discipline & Southern Upbringing (41:00–52:00)

• Hilarious Strength Claims: Si confidently claims he can throw a rock a mile ("to Chick-fil-A on a good day") (41:24), leading to much disbelief.
• Punishments & Character Building: The team discusses child discipline—running as punishment (referencing NFL’s Brandon Marshall and personal stories), reminiscing about dreaded bear crawls, pushups, firewood splitting, and military life.
  • Big Dave’s Army Story: “He said, are you going to get down or am I going to have to put you down? … 350 pushups. And I mean, you going all the way to the ground and all the way up.” – Kelly (47:17)
• Farm Boys & Hard Work: Melancholic laughs about “country strong” upbringing, splitting wood with wedges vs. hydraulic presses, and the pride in simple, laborious tasks.

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6. Notable Quotes & Moments

Soccer, Snacks, & Melancholy

• On American Convenience:
  “You can get anything at Sam. It’s not a brand name Icy machine…and for hot dogs around here one time.” – Johnny D (02:12)
• On Gas Pumps at Home:
  “Order from Delta Fuel here and they'll come fill it up whenever you run out.” – Martin (04:47)

Yoga Antics

• “Let me tell you, I tried to run, but now I couldn’t take about four steps.” – Big Dave (24:10)
• “You think it’s easy, and then you…” – Johnny D on yoga (26:12)
• “Once we got into yoga, they were playing Lauren Daigle – ‘This Is How I Fight My Battles.’ I thought she was saying ‘body’ cause I was up there trying to stretch my bones.” – Big Dave (26:17)

On Faith

• “There's only one person that was human that I’m gonna put that much faith into. That’s Jesus.” – Martin (36:22)
• “Prayer is very powerful…our mind cannot comprehend what God has put at our disposal.” – Kelly (40:03–40:43)

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7. Closing Moments & Final Reflections (53:22–End)

• Encouraging Faith on the Field: Johnny D spotlights U.S. soccer defender Mark McKenzie, who leads a post-game team prayer: “He gets in the middle…and prays to the good Lord…Goosebumps. All the things. And this guy’s…just pointing people to Jesus.” (53:33)
• Rooting for Ghana: The episode closes with friendly World Cup rivalries and thanks to supporters and God.
  • “We threw all that tea in the harbor for a reason, right?” – Johnny D (55:01)
  • “Man on his side.” – Kelly (55:03)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• 00:07–04:35: American pride, Sam’s Club, and snack machines
• 04:35–09:09: Gas pump talk, Waffle House/US maps, fast food culture
• 10:51–17:09: Lobster/crawfish debate
• 18:13–30:15: Godwin’s mountain trip and yoga adventure
• 32:45–40:57: Debate on witch doctor hexes, faith, prayer, spirits
• 41:00–52:00: Discipline stories, physical strength, push-ups, country life
• 53:31–End: Mark McKenzie’s prayer, faith in sports, wrapping up

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Summary & Takeaway

This episode delivers everything Duck Call Room fans love: hilarious tall tales and relatable southern life reflections mixed with genuine emotional depth and faith. The highlight is Big Dave’s yoga-and-mountain adventure, which leaves Uncle Si “totally stunned” and the group in stitches. The latter sections offer honest, often touching ruminations on prayer, belief, and the enduring strength found in faith, southern values, and enduring friendships. A must-listen for both laughs and inspiration.

Transcript

[Johnny D]

Foreign.

[Martin]

Welcome back to the duck call room.

[Kelly]

You.

[Martin]

You watched the USA win. I need to watch a soccer the next time USA plays and it matters, I'm coming to watch it with you because I think it would be fun.

[Kelly]

Oh, no, it was.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

Most times I store scored a goalie, I was up out of the. Out of my recliner. What are you talking about?

[Big Dave]

I'm talking about every time scored a goalie.

[Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Johnny D]

Well, I'm just. We played during one of our business.

[Kelly]

Should have scored about three more. It was close.

[Martin]

I listened to it driving down the road.

[Kelly]

Hold on.

[Martin]

Listening to soccer is arguably more fun than watching it because those announcers get fired up, you'll look down, you'll be going 90.

[Kelly]

I don't know them boys get fired up and get knocked down. Kick drug and all get knocked down,

[Big Dave]

but I get up again.

[Kelly]

That's a rough.

[Martin]

Did not have chumbawamba on the card for today, man. Next thing you know, sounds gonna be pissing the night away.

[Kelly]

Hey, Australia scored our first score. Do what Australia did.

[Martin]

Well, yeah, they've always been first.

[Kelly]

They set them up and hey, six years I've tried because something hit the ball.

[Martin]

It had to come here. That's the problem. We needed to be able to watch it in normal hours.

[Johnny D]

I will say, y' all know where I was yesterday, and I was just proud to be an American. Just standing there. Oh, the Sam's Club.

[Kelly]

Oh, no.

[Johnny D]

I mean, I was just looking around.

[Kelly]

I was like, does it get better in America, baby?

[Johnny D]

That's what I'm saying.

[Kelly]

That's it. Only in America.

[Johnny D]

I could have bought a case of eggs.

[Kelly]

Yep.

[Johnny D]

Didn't he? Look, scanned it with my phone and just walked out. Instead, I bought an icy Machine.

[Kelly]

He's got his hot dog roller.

[Martin]

What's next?

[Johnny D]

I got an icy machine. Yes.

[Kelly]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Big Dave]

Hey, have you made any ic?

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

They have that at Sam.

[Johnny D]

You can get anything at Sam. It's not a brand name Icy machine. And, well, the brand hasn't paid this podcast anything, so it's an icy Machine until holler at your boy. But we'll do an ad for it, then we. And for hot dogs around here one time.

[Kelly]

Yeah, Hot dog roll, buddy.

[Big Dave]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

But I did learn because, you know, I'm a fine figure of a man, so I obviously will eat as much queso as I want, but I refuse to drink full sugar sodas. You can't. You can't make those. Like, Coke Zero doesn't turn into a

[Martin]

slushy oh, because I ain't got no sugar in it.

[Kelly]

Who knew?

[Johnny D]

Yeah, yeah, apparently you did.

[Martin]

Yeah, that checks out. It's got to have something to bind with, otherwise you just make ice. Yeah, like you got to have something to keep it in a different state. Otherwise you just make an ice cube.

[Johnny D]

See, I should have called you. So I get home, then I had to go back to Walmart to buy something called Monk Fruit.

[Martin]

Oh, give a little healthy sweetener.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, whatever.

[Kelly]

You go.

[Johnny D]

Some people said it would make my tummy rumble, but all it did was make me happy because it was the best icy I've ever had.

[Big Dave]

That's just because you made it.

[Kelly]

Yep.

[Johnny D]

And on Thursday. Is it Thursday when we're playing Turkey A or whatever?

[Martin]

They're turkey at what, 8 o' clock at night?

[Johnny D]

I still call you Turkey. I'm gonna have that hot dog roller rolling. I'm gonna have an icy machine going. It's gonna be like 7:11 up in my.

[Kelly]

Come over and watch the game.

[Johnny D]

Come on.

[Martin]

Ah, Johnny D. Gonna have the QT on lock.

[Kelly]

Oh yeah, Circle K. That sounds like a lot of fun, J.D.

[Big Dave]

yeah. Oh, I have him. Cheddar and. Cheddar and jalapeno sausages rolling on it.

[Johnny D]

Roll that one.

[Martin]

The World Cup. When the World cup ends, you can make margaritas again.

[Johnny D]

No imports. I don't think we got any United States tequila.

[Martin]

If we do, it probably ain't good.

[Johnny D]

I bought some in college once. That was from St. Louis.

[Martin]

It was, yeah, that was, that was just hoot.

[Johnny D]

Head hurt.

[Martin]

Just hooch.

[Johnny D]

It literally said St. Louis, Missouri. I said we've made mistakes boys, but

[Martin]

we had a budget.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, we did.

[Kelly]

America.

[Paula]

Oh.

[Martin]

So icy machine hot dog. You really are turning into just a carnival. Like I love about getting a gas pump.

[Kelly]

It sounds like. Sounds very interesting.

[Big Dave]

That's what you ought to do.

[Johnny D]

I mean, can you put a gas pump at your house?

[Martin]

Yeah, yeah, they'll come, they'll come put you 500. I mean however many gallons of tank. Just get you a 500 gallon tank, you can have it at your house. Order from Delta Fuel here and they'll come fill it up whenever you run out.

[Paula]

Me and my family have a diesel one.

[Martin]

Yeah, yeah, you can get it if you're so brazen you can fill it with off road gas. Put it in there, you get a little bit cheaper. But I don't recommend.

[Johnny D]

It's off road gas.

[Martin]

It's got a pink dye. So if you get swabbed you're in trouble with the law.

[Johnny D]

Huh.

[Martin]

Yeah, they make off road gas and off road diesel.

[Johnny D]

Well, what's the difference?

[Martin]

As for construction folks.

[Big Dave]

Yeah, okay.

[Kelly]

It's cheaper.

[Martin]

It's cheaper.

[Johnny D]

What's. Then why is it not the norm? Does it come from the Strait of Hormuz?

[Martin]

I don't know. I doubt it. Because it's got a 20% tax on it.

[Big Dave]

Now.

[Paula]

Maybe I should clarify. It's the diesel pumps for the farm. Yeah, now that you said that.

[Martin]

I know. Everybody knows that.

[Johnny D]

So, man, Big Dave can go in together and get a gas pump at the house.

[Martin]

Yeah, you sure can.

[Johnny D]

We should do that. I got to talk to him.

[Martin]

You sure can.

[Johnny D]

We can have a gas pump.

[Martin]

You just got to keep your little 12 volt battery there to run the pump. Nothing to it.

[Kelly]

There you go.

[Johnny D]

And people complain about being American.

[Kelly]

S. I know it.

[Big Dave]

Or plug it into your house. One or the other.

[Martin]

I'd probably keep it away from my house.

[Kelly]

Was the Japanese guy eating that big reel.

[Martin]

Oh, the bone in.

[Johnny D]

Are you on social media all the time?

[Kelly]

Hey.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

No, that was the best one because he looked at it and he.

[Martin]

No, he was watching a game. They went through that before one of the games.

[Kelly]

He was spraying it with his. The sauce. And then he ate a big. He ate it, turned in it. This is amazing.

[Johnny D]

Did you watch the Italian guy learn about free refills for the first time?

[Kelly]

Nope. Oh, he. He.

[Johnny D]

They were like, just let us know if you want some more. He was like, what? What do you mean more? They're like, we'll just go refill it. He's like, how much does that cost?

[Kelly]

They're like, no charge free.

[Johnny D]

It's free refills.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

He did not understand the concept of free refill.

[Martin]

Their whole life, they never drank out nothing but a glass bottle. You can't free refill a glass bottle.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

And there's no ice.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

Then the Irish in Boston and drank us dry.

[Johnny D]

That did happen.

[Kelly]

I loved it.

[Martin]

Don't you know they's having a party?

[Kelly]

You know they was having a party to drink all the beer in Boston.

[Martin]

Is there a waffle house in Boston?

[Johnny D]

The Scottish went down hard in the paint. I don't know how many waffle houses there's got to be.

[Kelly]

Oh, that's gotta have woff. What in it?

[Paula]

Aren't we nicknaming this the great American sleepover or something?

[Martin]

I hope so.

[Kelly]

Hold on.

[Martin]

I hope they stay, though.

[Paula]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Did y' all are providing some really good things to this country as far as entertainment goes.

[Johnny D]

Freddy's one.

[Kelly]

Oh, hey, that's pretty cool. The number of Waffle Houses by state.

[Johnny D]

I. I actually just figured out what's wrong with America.

[Martin]

Yeah, they stop.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Yeah. They get up around Pennsylvania.

[Johnny D]

Parts of America are a darker color on this map, and the further away you get, they go to zero.

[Kelly]

What their state that don't have a Waffle House.

[Johnny D]

There's not a single Waffle House in California. New York, none.

[Martin]

Oregon.

[Kelly]

That's all. That's understandable.

[Johnny D]

Washington, boy.

[Big Dave]

And you'd make a man.

[Martin]

That's why I was asking about that. Because if in boys drank Boston Dry and had a Waffle House to go to, well, they'd have been having to fly in bacon.

[Johnny D]

Good people at Georgia will slam a

[Big Dave]

Waffle House, I guarantee you.

[Martin]

Well, that's where it started. That's where headquarters are.

[Johnny D]

Georgia has 431 more Waffle Houses than Illinois because Illinois only has two.

[Martin]

Really?

[Johnny D]

What do they eat? Denny's?

[Martin]

IHOP?

[Johnny D]

Oh, you know, why would you go there?

[Martin]

Watch a waitresses bounce around.

[Kelly]

I see why the United States is so good.

[Martin]

Thank God. But one leg?

[Johnny D]

You mean you see why the SEC is so waitresses.

[Kelly]

All the Southern states.

[Martin]

We got to open another Waffle House. I'm sad to be stuck on 99.

[Johnny D]

That was 2002.

[Big Dave]

Yeah,

[Johnny D]

that's crazy. I did not realize there was no waffle houses in Connecticut.

[Kelly]

Oh, that's better.

[Martin]

In the greater West Monroe, Louisiana area, there's three. So, yeah,

[Johnny D]

I visually see four waffle houses. When I take my kids to school, I see all four of them.

[Martin]

Four. Where's that other one?

[Johnny D]

165.

[Martin]

Oh, it is out there. By Ulm.

[Big Dave]

Yeah.

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[Kelly]

What is it with lobster?

[Johnny D]

I actually learned something yesterday about lobster because it was Father's Day yesterday.

[Big Dave]

Our burger.

[Johnny D]

And that's what I get my dad, because he bought a store that hosts his hobby. And so it was like, you can't buy them anything.

[Kelly]

Can you cook them while they're edible?

[Johnny D]

Lobster?

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Dave]

Oh, yeah. That tail is great.

[Johnny D]

Fine delicacy.

[Big Dave]

You eat crawfish.

[Johnny D]

There's actually a whole restaurant.

[Kelly]

Crawfish has got a good flavor and it's tender.

[Johnny D]

Hold on.

[Kelly]

A big lobster is tough and you just keep chewing and keep chewing it. And the more you chew it, the bigger it gets.

[Big Dave]

You didn't have the right cook.

[Martin]

You cook that lobster as long as you cook a steak, that's your problem.

[Kelly]

Well, no, no, I didn't cook it.

[Martin]

Okay.

[Big Dave]

Well, there's the problem.

[Kelly]

The restaurant.

[Johnny D]

Was the restaurant named Red Lobster because that, I mean, that's base level lobster.

[Martin]

You should have started. You should have stopped at the biscuits when you go there.

[Johnny D]

I can't eat them.

[Martin]

Well, you ate too many of them.

[Paula]

I ate.

[Johnny D]

Well, a lot of bread.

[Kelly]

I guess you have to have an acquired taste.

[Big Dave]

Next time you go to lobster house, get one.

[Kelly]

Go where?

[Big Dave]

Warehouse.

[Johnny D]

Like one of the greatest or the

[Big Dave]

good hush puppies are.

[Kelly]

It's crazy because I don't. I wouldn't order the lobster.

[Big Dave]

I said do it there if you don't.

[Kelly]

I wouldn't let. I wouldn't order it. I wouldn't pay for it. Wouldn't it good?

[Big Dave]

Yeah, they good?

[Kelly]

They're too tough. No, they're not, you know, they're too tough.

[Martin]

Do you not remember all that spiny lobster we ate in the Bahamas when we were there?

[Kelly]

Y' all ate it. I didn't. It was, it was. I ate stuff.

[Johnny D]

That was the question. Sam's had two sections of lobster.

[Big Dave]

Hard head. Hard head.

[Martin]

That stuff was so good.

[Kelly]

Well, I am hard headed.

[Big Dave]

But hey, that's why they fired you from the orange. Orange juice factory. You couldn't concentrate.

[Kelly]

Well, hey, I'll put it this way. You couldn't cut a lobster with a butter knife. What?

[Johnny D]

Why would.

[Big Dave]

Yeah, you can.

[Kelly]

No, you couldn't.

[Johnny D]

You can just bite it.

[Kelly]

No. Like a pop.

[Johnny D]

Like lobster. Popsicle.

[Kelly]

Lobster or tough?

[Johnny D]

No, you have teeth now, brother.

[Kelly]

Hey, you can eat them. Doesn't make any difference.

[Johnny D]

Have you had them with teeth?

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

When?

[Kelly]

Hey, hey, I'm telling you, look, every lobster I've ever tried to eat was just like a bad piece of bubblegum.

[Johnny D]

But now you've tripped.

[Kelly]

Chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it. And just get bigger and bigger and bigger.

[Johnny D]

But now that you've tripled the amount of teeth in your head, do you think it would tastes better?

[Big Dave]

I've never had that experience with lobster ever.

[Johnny D]

I've always.

[Big Dave]

Even a bad lobster. Lobster.

[Kelly]

That's shrimp. I love. I love it black owns.

[Big Dave]

No, you don't. You don't like shrimp.

[Kelly]

Oh yeah, I do.

[Big Dave]

No, you don't.

[Kelly]

Hey, I need a bucket of shrimps.

[Big Dave]

No, you won't.

[Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Dave]

No.

[Kelly]

2 red sauce to go.

[Big Dave]

Shrimpy. You don't like crawfish?

[Kelly]

No, I ain't a lot of crawfish. You don't.

[Big Dave]

You don't.

[Johnny D]

No, a lobster.

[Kelly]

Crawfish are way tastier than lobster. I got a quiet right there. Well, that's easy.

[Martin]

Steer.

[Kelly]

Oh yeah, and they're tender.

[Martin]

That's because you like steam locks and they're tender. You don't. I mean, I don't know.

[Johnny D]

We can go to Sam's right now.

[Martin]

You rip that tail out of a lobster and you cut it in half and throw it in that shell still on the grill with like some garlic and butter and you just baste it while it sits there and does thing.

[Kelly]

But, but, well, every lobster I've ever eaten and most of them were in New York City. Well, yeah, they're no good. They're no good. They're tough.

[Johnny D]

They didn't come from Sam.

[Kelly]

Bahamas was the same way. And hey, and we actually caught them.

[Big Dave]

Well, that's like eating steak at a pizza place.

[Johnny D]

Depends on the place.

[Kelly]

Well, I ain't never tried that. You got to do as the Romans do. You go to a pizza joint, you order pizza. You go to a steakhouse, you order steak.

[Johnny D]

What do you get at Red Locke?

[Kelly]

You don't go to a fish place and order steak. You order fish. Because if you order steak, it's going

[Big Dave]

to suck, I think.

[Kelly]

Cause they're a fish cook.

[Big Dave]

My daughter cooked me a steak last night.

[Kelly]

Oh, I cooked meal. Me and my woman. A filet mignon last night.

[Johnny D]

You should have got some lobster to go with it.

[Kelly]

Oh, no.

[Big Dave]

Surf and turf, baby.

[Johnny D]

That's in whole town.

[Big Dave]

Nothing like it.

[Johnny D]

But look, here's what I learned. Two types of lobster.

[Kelly]

Guess what? Shock. All shot, it was medium plus. My filet mignon.

[Big Dave]

Well done, huh?

[Kelly]

Medium plus, light pink.

[Big Dave]

Medium plus is well done.

[Kelly]

No, it's light pink in the middle now. No blood, but just light.

[Johnny D]

Some would call it medium. Oh, no, that's medium.

[Kelly]

Medium. Medium's got blood coming out of it when you cut it.

[Big Dave]

Now, that's rare.

[Kelly]

A medium plus don't have blood, but

[Big Dave]

it's ain't no medium plus.

[Kelly]

Matter of fact, it shows. Oh, I forget it.

[Big Dave]

There's.

[Kelly]

Y' all will never. Y' all won't ever get.

[Big Dave]

There's no mean.

[Kelly]

I may just not like lobster that's well done.

[Johnny D]

What?

[Kelly]

Yo. Hey, that's.

[Johnny D]

Maybe you had that.

[Kelly]

Maybe. What?

[Johnny D]

It's just for two types of lobster. There's cold lobster and warm lobster at Sam's. They're both frozen, but one's come from the Bahamas and one comes from Canada.

[Martin]

Them spiny lobsters are good, and I

[Kelly]

didn't know which one. One's been on ice and maybe the other one haven't, so I bought.

[Johnny D]

Well, I bought the more expensive one because I figured that one tastes better.

[Big Dave]

Was that the one?

[Martin]

That's the one from Maine.

[Kelly]

That's Canada.

[Johnny D]

It was product of Canada.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

Kanata.

[Martin]

Yeah. That's the main lobsters.

[Johnny D]

No imports until the World Cup's over.

[Big Dave]

No import.

[Martin]

That's a lie. You ate that lobster.

[Johnny D]

I ain't eating it yet. Oh, man. I did buy Canadian lobster.

[Kelly]

God, you bought the wrong one.

[Johnny D]

Well, the Bahamas lobster is not American either. I'm not eating it. That's for my dad. That was part of his. What do you get a man that's got everything?

[Martin]

Lobster, turf, something for him to cook.

[Johnny D]

Something for him to cook. I hope I get invited.

[Kelly]

Why would you do invite me? That way maybe I'll eat and it'd be good If.

[Johnny D]

If your dad's cooking, we ain't inviting you up. We only got four. You gonna spit it out?

[Big Dave]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

Well, if it ain't no good, we

[Big Dave]

ain't gonna waste it.

[Kelly]

If it's tough, I will.

[Big Dave]

It ain't gonna be tough. It's lobster.

[Kelly]

Yeah, that. But see, hey, you know what everybody else told me? Well, you got to get a young lobster, and then it'd be a pretender. Well, I said, well, they must always serve the old geezer the old lobster, I said, because they don't want them ever. All right.

[Big Dave]

Tough lobster. Like pizza. You can't mess it up.

[Johnny D]

You know what I like.

[Martin]

Didn't they used to feed, like, what do you like lobster?

[Johnny D]

When Captain D's gets the lobster festival.

[Kelly]

Oh, lobster fails. I didn't know Captain Days had a lobster fish.

[Martin]

What they do fry it now?

[Johnny D]

You get like.

[Kelly]

If you want to ask somebody about Captain Days, you need to talk to Philip.

[Johnny D]

I bet Phillips had that lobster roll bread. Oh, it's good. I had one at Disney World. I didn't think I'd like it, but, boy, was it tasty.

[Kelly]

I say, cap, these has good hush puppies.

[Johnny D]

It's great little seafood.

[Kelly]

I don't know. I know the warehouse has great hush puppies because I ate about two basket of myself when I go there.

[Big Dave]

Every time you go in there, they bring you two baskets all around.

[Kelly]

No, no, I know they're good. I ate both of them.

[Big Dave]

Oh, I wished I could eat them.

[Martin]

Boy, they're good. Gobble. Where you been? You've been out of town.

[Big Dave]

I have been. Oh, you know that fundraiser we went to in Wisconsin? Hunt for Life.

[Martin]

Yeah, the Hunt for Life Foundation.

[Big Dave]

I went to Me and Paula went.

[Kelly]

He went to one of them.

[Martin]

You did what? Oh, you were an uncle.

[Big Dave]

Me and Paulo. She would uncle, uncle and aunt.

[Kelly]

I chose to do the girls instead of the boys.

[Big Dave]

Yeah.

[Martin]

How was it?

[Big Dave]

It was awesome.

[Martin]

Was it?

[Big Dave]

It was really awesome. It was in right out of Terry All River Ranch.

[Kelly]

And Matt Owens sent her hello to him while he was in there. And Colorado. You know, Matt lives in Colorado.

[Martin]

Oh, is demon terrifying. Like, all that would.

[Kelly]

Hey, what can I say?

[Martin]

No, I'm kidding.

[Johnny D]

I'm. I'm lost.

[Martin]

So Matt followed Mac. You said Matt, right?

[Kelly]

Mac Owens.

[Martin]

You said Mac.

[Kelly]

Oh, well, I meant to say Mac Owens.

[Martin]

Johnny D's uncle.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Okay.

[Kelly]

And.

[Johnny D]

And his name is Mac. Owen.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

Oh, yes. Just in case we're all wondering.

[Martin]

Okay. I was just trying to figure out. I thought. I didn't know Matt Owens left Here. Okay.

[Big Dave]

Yeah, I said on the porch up there.

[Kelly]

Oh, no, he's up. He's been up there, too.

[Martin]

My sentiment's still the same.

[Kelly]

He's been up there preaching the gospel.

[Johnny D]

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[Martin]

Where were you?

[Big Dave]

He was going to tell River Ranch.

[Martin]

Terry. All River Ranch. Where'd you fly into?

[Big Dave]

Colorado Spring.

[Martin]

Oh, not Denver. I was wondering if you.

[Big Dave]

Oh, because, well, they was, you know, get in that Denver. Which might have been easier because we had a lot of cancellations, but

[Martin]

you

[Big Dave]

know, trying to get him kids and

[Martin]

Guy was riding horses.

[Big Dave]

Oh, yeah.

[Johnny D]

When you rode a horse?

[Big Dave]

Yeah, two days.

[Johnny D]

You rode a horse for two days?

[Big Dave]

Oh, two different days. There's Paula and Courtney and that's some of the kids up there. But that's some of the thing. We horse rode.

[Kelly]

Oh, I should have went up there with you.

[Big Dave]

I fished. We. Oh, we played this one girl on the way said she wanted to learn how to play softball. She was 13. So we went to Shields and bought a wiffle ball.

[Martin]

Oh, okay.

[Big Dave]

We played wiffle ball. I was a designated pitcher and for both teams.

[Johnny D]

Put you at catcher.

[Big Dave]

We had a great time. It's Good. We had THD baby.

[Martin]

Yeah. Now we had shields.

[Big Dave]

A guy, he was from Seal Team 1. I always had one of them, you know, because it's the camps for kids that's lost their fathers in combat and first responders. So we love on them for a week. And he taught us how to use a compass to a map to show exactly where we was. And we kind of used that and kind of done it with the Bible. How you know you're heading and your bearing needs to be Christ and your head and can get off some. But you need to come back different things like that, but. And we'd have a Bible lesson in the evenings and it went really well. Just loved on them and all kind of. They was all kind of to their self, you know, and wouldn't. But by Tuesday evening, they was jumping and laughing and having a great time. The thing that got me was. And nobody thinks about this, you know, if you have a fallen dad or something, it's all about him, you know, always. You never hear about mom or the kids. So on Thursday, we had an honor ceremony. We lined up all the kids and he showed us how to salute and he called out their rank. We'd salute and where he served and whatever his branch was. And them girls looking across, they was. I was crying. They was crying. But we was honoring them and their mothers and their dad. So that was cool, man. Oh, it was awesome. I was bald about two or three days. I tell you, them girls sounds like

[Kelly]

a lot of fun.

[Big Dave]

It was a lot of fun. A lot of blessing.

[Kelly]

I've been learning a lot.

[Big Dave]

You know, the only bad thing about that place was there was no air to breathe. 8,500ft.

[Kelly]

Yeah. There's no air now.

[Big Dave]

I did walk. Oh, you talking about that PhD weight loss. I walked two miles every day with that seal. He walked with me. I tried to run, but now I couldn't take about four steps. Oh, yeah. There ain't nothing up there.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. No, we're not designed.

[Big Dave]

I said, okay. I was. I said, if you don't mind, I'm just going to walk. He said, hey, bubba, just long as we make him two miles, that's all it counts.

[Johnny D]

I like that encouragement. As long as you get there, don't matter how.

[Big Dave]

We had line dancing one night.

[Johnny D]

You weren't sucking wind. Line dancing?

[Big Dave]

Oh, look. Oh, Let me tell you the day. This is the morning. So we got up, me and him got up at 5:15, and we took off, walked her two miles. And we come back and met them. And I Forget what time. Anyway, we met them at the camp and then you had. It was a back and forth, back and forth up this hill about 400ft steep. You was wore out. And they had a brick platform up there. And we done yoga for an hour. So I done yoga every morning for an hour.

[Kelly]

Wow.

[Johnny D]

Is there video?

[Big Dave]

Let me tell you.

[Johnny D]

Can you downward dog?

[Big Dave]

Yes, I sure can. I can plank now. There's a few of my kid and I'm not as limber as I once was, but I'm more limber than I was.

[Johnny D]

Show us a downward dog.

[Martin]

So do you say you think you had a bigger benefit there or Paula?

[Big Dave]

Oh, I'm not. I did because my gate's way longer. I can take bigger strips now.

[Martin]

Why do we not have pictures of

[Kelly]

you swing on them arm?

[Johnny D]

Are we not right now.

[Martin]

You took your phone out to do one of the horses but didn't think to like let me take a selfie doing yoga.

[Johnny D]

Have you ever tried yoga?

[Big Dave]

All of mine have.

[Martin]

No, I know better.

[Johnny D]

What do you mean?

[Martin]

You know I'm as flexible as a

[Johnny D]

two by four but you think it's easy and then you.

[Martin]

I don't.

[Kelly]

It's not you and I untie me. Once we got into yoga, they was

[Big Dave]

playing what's that girl's name? Lauren Daigle. This is how I fight my body. I thought she was saying body because I was up there trying to stretch my balls. And that's battles. That's how. Battle.

[Martin]

Battle.

[Big Dave]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh Lord.

[Big Dave]

I'm thinking. No, I'm fighting my body. I can't even sit down with my legs crossed. And then they look, then they done it. They called it. You stack the firewood, put them legs on top of each other like that. Now that's out. But they was doing that gal. That was teaching. It was.

[Kelly]

That's why I was telling you that on time me, whenever you got done with yoga.

[Big Dave]

Huh?

[Kelly]

You had to untie me once. He's got.

[Big Dave]

Oh yeah. Get down and stretch. And then. Boy, that's mostly.

[Martin]

I got a question.

[Big Dave]

I got muscle sore. I didn't even know I had.

[Martin]

I said it. I said like that all the time. If I ain't on account.

[Big Dave]

Well, I can do you really.

[Martin]

If I. If I am not sit like a toddler.

[Big Dave]

I'll take that back.

[Martin]

Yeah, it's way more comfortable.

[Johnny D]

This is comfortable.

[Kelly]

Hey hu.

[Big Dave]

I can sit with my legs crossed. My knees just don't touch the floor.

[Johnny D]

I don't think they're supposed to.

[Martin]

Is that a requirement to.

[Kelly]

Yes. Well, you're Supposed to. It's supposed to. Yeah.

[Martin]

Timeout.

[Kelly]

He said hi. Timeout. He got to look.

[Johnny D]

Ladies and gentlemen that are driving down the road, Martin has entered the center of the room. He's going down to sit. That's how he sits if he's got nowhere else to sit.

[Big Dave]

Oh, I can do that.

[Johnny D]

Martin's knees no longer touch a feet.

[Kelly]

Are your legs crossed? Move your feet out your legs crossed

[Big Dave]

and let your knees touch the ground.

[Martin]

Move my what?

[Big Dave]

Move your feet out. Money you need like this. Keep your legs crossed.

[Johnny D]

Martin, you almost ripped your pants there.

[Big Dave]

That's what I'm talking about right there. Y.

[Johnny D]

Your knees are supposed to touch the ground.

[Kelly]

How flat?

[Johnny D]

But your feet are under them.

[Big Dave]

Well, get your knee feet out from under them. Well, they can touch the ground. That's the way they were sitting.

[Martin]

I'm about to pull.

[Big Dave]

And then. Now don't get up. You gotta stack that firewood. You gotta put your leg on top. You won't. All right, all right.

[Kelly]

Put.

[Big Dave]

Put your foot up there by your knee. Your left foot put up there by your right knee. No, lay it on top now.

[Kelly]

On top.

[Big Dave]

You moved your other one. Put your head on top of that.

[Kelly]

Like that.

[Martin]

Oh, both feet on top.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Dave]

I can't do that.

[Martin]

Both feet on top.

[Big Dave]

Yeah. No, no, no, no.

[Martin]

Yeah. There were them weird kids in school that could sit like that.

[Big Dave]

Well, no, not. You was doing it right. Just put that right foot under your knee.

[Kelly]

There you go.

[Big Dave]

I can't do that.

[Martin]

Well, that's exactly what I was doing on the floor.

[Johnny D]

I don't know what we're doing anymore.

[Big Dave]

I don't neither. Well, that's as limber as I want.

[Kelly]

Whoa.

[Big Dave]

Hey, down, dog.

[Martin]

He said hey. So I saw all he wanted, son.

[Kelly]

Well, no, no.

[Martin]

Careful, you can see a little brown.

[Big Dave]

Anyway, we don't.

[Kelly]

That's like Vietnamese. Vietnamese can. Okay.

[Johnny D]

They don't call it Vietnamese style.

[Kelly]

Well, no, no.

[Martin]

It's Gangnam style.

[Kelly]

Well, no, no. But hey, Vietnamese and sit down with their knees.

[Martin]

I guess it's a good thing dogs

[Kelly]

can't with their butt against their heels.

[Big Dave]

Yeah, but like they was mountain and

[Kelly]

sit that way all day.

[Big Dave]

The right. The big mountain range. This is for the sun's coming up. And right when our I got done, the sun popped up over at mountain. They had it timed just right. And then we laid down and prayed. There you go. For about 15.

[Johnny D]

If I do yoga, I'm gonna lay down and pray too, because I'm gonna pray I can get back up.

[Big Dave]

Then we walk back down the hill to the frontier. That's where the cabins were. And then we went to eating place. It was about 16 flights of stairs up. And when you got up there people tried to talk to you but I couldn't talk because I say give me a minute but that time is over with. I could talk, walk and talk up there.

[Johnny D]

Last time I was there I had

[Big Dave]

a little we left.

[Johnny D]

I had like a Lysol can of oxygen.

[Big Dave]

Swimming poo.

[Martin]

Oh, you bought one of them?

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

Oh no, I went through a bunch of them.

[Big Dave]

I swam and Bet you did. It was a great I need to call old Big Eye and thank him for contributing to that. That is a great, great, great cause. It was a blessing. I think I got more out of it than the girls did.

[Martin]

That's awesome.

[Johnny D]

I might do yoga tonight.

[Martin]

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[Johnny D]

Hey, I have something very serious to talk about. What's that on top of the World Cup? Sigh. I need your opinion on this oh, what I'm going to tell you. There is a man named Harry Kane.

[Kelly]

Harry Kane.

[Johnny D]

Harry Kane. He's one of the greatest soccer players in the world. He plays for England.

[Martin]

Should have been named Hurry.

[Big Dave]

Huh?

[Martin]

If they'd have named him Hurry.

[Johnny D]

They don't have those over there.

[Kelly]

It's really Hurricane.

[Johnny D]

His name is really Harry Kane. Okay, here's Harry Kane's situation. Harry Kane on. On June 23rd is going up against Ghana. Ghana versus England. Well, Nana Kwaku Bansam is a witch doctor.

[Big Dave]

Say that ten times real fast.

[Johnny D]

I don't even know if I said it right the first time. There is a witch doctor from Ghana who is going to put a hex on Harry Kane. What if it works?

[Big Dave]

Oh, it ain't going to work.

[Kelly]

Well, what the heck? What the heck's going to be?

[Johnny D]

I don't know. He doesn't want to injure him, but he is going to prevent him from winning. And he said he's done it before.

[Martin]

Oh, really?

[Big Dave]

Yeah, that's what I'd say.

[Johnny D]

In which doctors creep me out.

[Kelly]

And he can't. Well, he can't hit the ball. He can't kick the ball.

[Johnny D]

Do you think that.

[Martin]

You know what I think?

[Johnny D]

A witch doctor can put a curse on an athlete.

[Martin]

No. No. I think he needs to just carry plastic Jesus in his pocket and he'll be all right.

[Big Dave]

That's right.

[Johnny D]

Little bit of Jesus.

[Martin]

Yeah, take little Jesus.

[Johnny D]

I don't know what Harry Kane's association with religion is, but it could be

[Martin]

he better figure it out.

[Johnny D]

When the African witch doctor said, well,

[Kelly]

you asked a good question. Do we believe in it? Yeah, the guy can do it.

[Martin]

And curses.

[Kelly]

What's. Dr.

[Martin]

I'm out on that.

[Kelly]

You don't believe?

[Paula]

No.

[Kelly]

Why not? What do you base your non belief on?

[Martin]

On which doctors.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I really have to go down this road with you, huh?

[Big Dave]

He really do.

[Kelly]

Well, I'm just saying.

[Big Dave]

Do you believe in ghosts?

[Kelly]

No. No. Because hey, to bring this up today. Today you believe there are UFOs and are there really aliens?

[Martin]

We've already.

[Kelly]

Our government has said that they have bodies of aliens.

[Martin]

We've already went down this road.

[Kelly]

What we ended up saying, do we believe or not?

[Martin]

I said, I don't know that we're the only planet Earth out there. I'm not going to limit God's power. No, I'm not going to limit.

[Kelly]

Because that's where my life.

[Martin]

I'm not going to limit his design on being just us.

[Kelly]

Well, no. No, because that's where my wife Threw me up, throw me a wrench in the machinery. She said, no, Jesus created all this and he created man.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

There is no more.

[Johnny D]

He once cursed Ronaldo.

[Kelly]

So my wife said, okay, well, how'd that work out? Because Jesus is. And what he's done. No, there is no. There are no aliens. Another species of whatever you want to call them. Man is it.

[Martin]

Yeah. I mean, I can get behind that.

[Kelly]

So I never thought about that before, you know, and which is a good point. What a lot of people. A lot of people believe in. Okay. Like the wish doctor.

[Big Dave]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

I ain't trying to cross.

[Kelly]

A lot of people do.

[Martin]

I'm just not putting that much of my faith into another human.

[Kelly]

Well, no, no, that's me.

[Martin]

So that's my problem. There's only one. There's only one person that was human that I'm going to put that much faith into. That's Jesus.

[Johnny D]

I'm kind of like you, but stay away from me. Sir.

[Kelly]

Can he. Can he put a spell on it? Not really.

[Johnny D]

Okay, so you think Harry Kane safe?

[Kelly]

Yeah. Especially if he does what Martin said.

[Martin]

Harry. Jesus.

[Kelly]

Jesus in the pocket with you. And hey, don't worry about it.

[Big Dave]

Well, let's sense the way on that. Do you believe in ghosts?

[Martin]

Don't spirits have to flee at the sound of your name?

[Johnny D]

There's got to be.

[Kelly]

I would change the term from ghost. I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in spirits.

[Big Dave]

Yeah.

[Martin]

The Holy Spirit. Being one.

[Kelly]

Yeah. Being one. Yeah.

[Martin]

Being the main one.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Dave]

Well, it's brought up in Luke 24.

[Kelly]

What does it say?

[Big Dave]

Verse 36 through 39. This is when Jesus was done got hung on the cross. And all his running buddies run up in that upper room. He just appeared in the room. He said, while they were still talking about this, Jesus himself stood among them and said to them, peace be with you. They were startled and frightened, thinking they saw a ghost. He said to them, why are you troubled? And why do doubts rise in your minds? Look at my hands and my feet. It is I myself. Touch me and see. A ghost does not have flesh and bone, as you see. I have

[Kelly]

pretty good one.

[Big Dave]

It is, but. So he let him touch him. So we're not going to be some. Keep it on the cloud up there playing a harp. That's what I used to think would be. Have little wings sitting on a cloud, playing a heart. I'm going to be me. You going to be.

[Kelly]

You know. Yeah. Well, no.

[Big Dave]

Our bodies are going to be changed,

[Kelly]

but not change all of that. The difference will be. We will change from what we have now and it will be glorified. Yeah, but I don't even know what to tell you what that means.

[Big Dave]

Well, what it means is they were scared because they recognized him.

[Kelly]

We will be like him.

[Big Dave]

He was. He was. They knew what he was, who he was. He was him just changed. That's pretty cool. There you go.

[Kelly]

There you go.

[Martin]

I love it. I say the whole.

[Johnny D]

I'm way more in on that than I am on witch doctor curses.

[Kelly]

Well, there's so many. There's so many verses in the Bible that are like that. That's like Sunday with Kelly. You know, people always say, well, I don't. I don't know if I'm. I'm going to make it to heaven. Well, wait a minute. Did you read what he said? Jesus has told you. You can know that you're in heaven is guaranteed to you.

[Big Dave]

Yep, you can know it.

[Kelly]

You can know it. That's like I always tell most people. Most people don't know the average Christian, what power he has at his disposal.

[Big Dave]

We can't accept it because we.

[Kelly]

Well, our belief system is not strong enough. It really isn't. Our mind cannot comprehend what God has made available to someone like me. Number one, I'll give you one of them which I have seen this work. That's prayer.

[Big Dave]

Prayer is very powerful.

[Kelly]

Most people don't realize when you walk in the throne room of God himself almighty and you mention someone's name to the creator, you don't realize what you've just done.

[Big Dave]

I know it.

[Kelly]

You really don't. Because our, The only thing I say is our mind cannot comprehend what God

[Big Dave]

has put at our disposal, we don't believe it ourselves.

[Kelly]

Well, no, no, because when Jesus said, hey, if you say move to this mountain or fall in the ocean, but

[Big Dave]

we don't believe it. We don't believe it.

[Kelly]

If you believe it enough, it would happen.

[Big Dave]

Oh, I can't do that.

[Kelly]

Yeah, I can't do that.

[Martin]

Is that where you're going with the three mile slingshot throw?

[Kelly]

No, if you believe it enough, I don't. Ain't crawling that because I finally measured. Measured for the mile is. I think I thought a mile on a grunt day. I can throw it a mile.

[Martin]

You thought he was coming to some epiphany, huh?

[Johnny D]

Yeah, I was like I told you. How far a mile is it?

[Kelly]

Well, no, no, but if you forget when you.

[Johnny D]

Yo, you still think you can throw rock to Chick fil a?

[Kelly]

I think I can throw it a mile on a Good day. With a good rock to Chick fil a, I can make it a mile.

[Johnny D]

Walk out that door, Chick out that

[Kelly]

door swinging, and you'll hear it.

[Johnny D]

Not the first Chick fil a, the second Chick Fil a.

[Martin]

You make it to the first one, I'm telling the whole world about it.

[Big Dave]

Yeah, you ain't got to make it

[Martin]

to the second one, right?

[Big Dave]

I'll take the first.

[Martin]

I'll tell you right now, you make it to the Waffle House, I'm in.

[Johnny D]

And not the first one, the second one.

[Kelly]

Either one. Either way. Hey, I actually think I got. I can throw one a mile on a good day.

[Big Dave]

If he makes it to Granger, I

[Kelly]

know I throw to half a mile.

[Martin]

I'm gonna be stunned. He makes it to buy you butts and boo.

[Johnny D]

I was about to say, if he makes it to where the snow cone stand used to be, I'll flip a lid.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Big Dave]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

Used to. What, you mean from behind the thing

[Johnny D]

right over there to the.

[Kelly]

From the back to the road?

[Big Dave]

From here to the road, I'll be stunned. From here to Thomas Road.

[Kelly]

Hey, if my arm. Like back in the day, when I was younger, my arm without the sling. To the road.

[Johnny D]

This episode is brought to you by Starbucks.

[Martin]

That is fire.

[Johnny D]

Whoa, that's good.

[Kelly]

This might be the drink of the summer.

[Johnny D]

Okay, I like this one, too.

[Kelly]

I'm rocking with it. Okay, try it for yourself.

[Johnny D]

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[Martin]

and make it yours. The whole time you were bringing up Harry Kane, I thought you were going. I thought you're bringing up something different.

[Johnny D]

What'd you think I was bringing up?

[Martin]

The Brandon Marshall deal. Have you seen that? With his son over the weekend.

[Johnny D]

Who's Brandon Marshall?

[Martin]

The receiver.

[Big Dave]

Huh?

[Johnny D]

What'd he do?

[Big Dave]

Well, hey, you ain't.

[Martin]

You of all people ain't seen.

[Kelly]

No, but in his defense, they. They. All they are is a magician.

[Martin]

Oh, the witch doctor.

[Kelly]

Oh, witch doctor all he is. His hands are quicker than the eye.

[Martin]

Illusion.

[Kelly]

Oh, yeah, it's illusion.

[Johnny D]

An illusion, Michael.

[Kelly]

And he can convince you that, oh, I can control you.

[Big Dave]

Well, that's what you trying to do.

[Johnny D]

Brandon Marshall is under fire.

[Kelly]

No, I thought I said I hate a little crow.

[Martin]

No, I just. When you said, we have a situation, I thought you may have seen him get in trouble for disciplining his son and what he made him do at midnight, 2am yeah, Brandon Marshall's kid might

[Johnny D]

be on our World cup team one day. Just like Antonio Freeman. So I'm glad He's running.

[Martin]

Yeah, we got him running now.

[Johnny D]

What do you think about this? The. I'm reading it just now. The punishment my man chose for his child was to go, run, run. You think that's a fit punishment?

[Kelly]

What did he do?

[Johnny D]

He hadn't said that.

[Kelly]

What they said.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, I mean, I guess that's.

[Kelly]

Well, here's. I'll give you.

[Johnny D]

If the kid was told to go to bed and he didn't.

[Kelly]

Well, no. You wanna smile?

[Big Dave]

Here we go.

[Kelly]

No, I'll give.

[Martin]

I liked all the people in the comments on social media. Like, I would have gladly ran over the beatings I took.

[Kelly]

My daughter, she did stuff that I didn't approve. All I had to do was threaten to take her books away.

[Martin]

Take her books.

[Big Dave]

Oh, that was Johanna. Don't take her.

[Kelly]

She would say, hey, just do anything with me, whatever, but don't take my book.

[Martin]

Well, here, post Father's Day. What'd they get you for Father's Day?

[Kelly]

Oh,

[Johnny D]

that kid ain't running very hard.

[Kelly]

They got me a recliner that said best napper on it, I feel. And then they had the cars were. Is. They had an old, old, old, old, old pickup truck and said, you're a classic.

[Big Dave]

You're a classic. There you go. Easy to. I'll concur with that.

[Kelly]

So it was pretty good. I enjoyed it.

[Johnny D]

Lottie picked out my card. She did not understand the innuendo of the bass fish that was on it, but Allison thought it was hilarious.

[Martin]

Oh, there you go.

[Kelly]

There was a lot of thought went into Old Cook. Y' all know the classic part.

[Big Dave]

Oh, God.

[Kelly]

Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty cool.

[Big Dave]

Yep.

[Martin]

The. Yeah. Now I think what got him. He was just riding in his truck next to him. What video?

[Johnny D]

He wasn't running fast enough to get out and run with.

[Martin]

And he. He got on him. He's like, pick up the pace. Pick up the pace.

[Johnny D]

That was Coach Bristow's punishment in high school, man.

[Martin]

You know, how much do you.

[Johnny D]

Did you ever have to do a lap full of lunges because other kids didn't flush the toilet?

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. We walked the whole track doing lunges. Football team. I mean, I'm like, pick your foot

[Johnny D]

up and act like you were flushing a toilet. And every time you went down to do a lunch, Coach Bristow made you yell, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. That way

[Kelly]

never forgets to toilet.

[Martin]

Hey, I remember from high school playing sports and everything. Running and bear crawls were very good tools to adjust expectations.

[Johnny D]

Physical pain is a heck of a

[Martin]

motivator that's what I'm talking about. So, like, I got no issue with the boy. With him making the boy run like, hey, go ahead, man. I don't. I don't know why everybody.

[Kelly]

Well, it's a twofold thing. You learn something and it's also very good for you.

[Martin]

What'd you do, What'd you do in the army? Oh, what'd you do in the army when you. When. When you broke. When you broke an order. Either push ups or rowing. Huh?

[Johnny D]

How many push ups do you think you can do right now?

[Kelly]

Now, I'd be lucky if I got

[Johnny D]

10 that you could throw a rock

[Kelly]

a mouth on a good day.

[Martin]

I forgot the slingshot.

[Kelly]

It's graduation day, okay? I'm in dress greens, my dress uniform. And Oliver gets in my face, puts his nose on my nose and is calling me all kind of names. And I bust out laughing. Well, he said, drop. Well, I just stepped back. I said, you got to be kidding. I'm interest greens.

[Johnny D]

Nope. He wasn't joking, was it?

[Kelly]

He said, are you going to get down or am I going to have to put you down?

[Johnny D]

That's when I would have got down.

[Kelly]

Well, I did. You know how many push ups I've done before? He wiped the grin off my face.

[Johnny D]

574.

[Kelly]

350.

[Big Dave]

3:50.

[Kelly]

And I mean, hey, and I ain't talking about.

[Johnny D]

I ain't talking military stuff.

[Kelly]

I mean, you going all the way to the ground and all the way up.

[Johnny D]

I'm a little heavier than I never done those 350.

[Kelly]

350. But he found the deal when I jumped back up after that 350, I'd have to try real hard to be

[Martin]

350 in my life.

[Kelly]

I didn't smile.

[Johnny D]

Total push ups.

[Martin]

We just didn't do them.

[Big Dave]

I don't even like it.

[Kelly]

That's the greatest shape I've ever been

[Martin]

in high school, we didn't do them. We just didn't do push ups.

[Kelly]

You got to think about it.

[Johnny D]

I'm trying to think of how long it would take me to do 350 push ups. And I think it's a calendar, not a timer.

[Kelly]

You got to think about it.

[Martin]

I probably get done in 24 hours,

[Kelly]

but we run four miles.

[Johnny D]

It's a lot of push ups.

[Big Dave]

Come back at a time, Come back

[Kelly]

to the mess hall. Got a ladder with 100 rungs.

[Big Dave]

10 minutes, 10 more.

[Kelly]

We just got there. Running for a mile. Got a ladder with 100 rungs. Got to do over. Over the hunger rung. Ladder to go eat. You can't make it. You don't eat.

[Martin]

Yeah, I never. I didn't see what the big deal.

[Kelly]

That was the best shape I ever been.

[Martin]

The free world was in a. Was in a tissue about him making his own run. So I was like.

[Paula]

My dad beat that one. When I was like, right before I was a senior, I. I went and snuck off to go on a date with a girl. That's good.

[Kelly]

You pull one of my stuff.

[Paula]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Well, thank God it was that.

[Paula]

So. So as punishment, my dad made me do firewood all summer. And when I finished all the firewood, I went to the neighbor's house and did his firewood all summer long.

[Kelly]

Splitting wood.

[Paula]

Just splitting wood from like with ax. With a hydraulic press.

[Martin]

You got to use a log.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Dave]

Oh, you had to. You had to take them out.

[Martin]

All you had to do was make sure the log splitter didn't run out of gas.

[Kelly]

How's it.

[Big Dave]

Or hydraulic.

[Kelly]

I did both. Now, if you had to do it.

[Martin]

Yeah. You'd be like, Jace.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

That is a good workout.

[Kelly]

Workout. That's a workout. Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

It sucks.

[Johnny D]

You should have lied, Hunter.

[Kelly]

Like this.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

And then you use the sting splitter

[Paula]

to get it to fit on the splitter.

[Johnny D]

And then I would have. Next time you tell that story for a neighbor's house, I use nothing but to be.

[Kelly]

Hey. £10 sledgehammer. With a splitter.

[Martin]

With a. Yeah, with a wedge. Yeah, I used that too. I used both.

[Johnny D]

You should have left out the hydraulic part. We're trying to teach you how to tell a story. None of us would have known. We weren't there. That. What do you think he made his whole living off of?

[Martin]

What details matter. 95% truthful details matter.

[Johnny D]

He led with hydraulic press. Oh, hydraulic press.

[Kelly]

That's like when Phil got run over with a wagon.

[Martin]

The question was that when he fell off of it.

[Kelly]

Oh, no, no. He's still. He's in the sand out in front of the old log cabin. Jimmy Frank has got a load. And here's where the question is. It's like Jesus's resurrection. Was it loaded with pine straw or was it loaded with wood that he had sawed and split? And there's always a big discussion about the two. I said it was loaded with wood. You generally go for the dramatic sandpile playing field is Jimmy Frank tells him to get out of the way. He's got Dan hooked to the wagon full of wood.

[Johnny D]

The butler?

[Kelly]

No, his older brother. He wouldn't move. So. Hey, Jim Fray just Said, get up, Dan. And hey, the wagon wheel runs right over his stomach. Loaded with wood until he died. He could push his stomach out and look like a woman that was nine months pregnant.

[Martin]

Oh, Phil.

[Kelly]

Yeah. Really?

[Martin]

He never showed me that trick.

[Kelly]

A lot of the other people said it was pine straw.

[Big Dave]

I think it was feathers.

[Kelly]

No, it was wood. Split wood.

[Johnny D]

Was it hydraulically pressed or was it.

[Kelly]

Oh, no, no. This was done with a sledgehammer and a splitter.

[Big Dave]

That's awesome.

[Kelly]

A wedge. A steel wedge.

[Martin]

I remember one time I got all fired up, said, I ain't gonna use that log splitter. Log splitter right there. I busted me about six logs and I said, you know, I think I'm gonna use that.

[Johnny D]

It's a fun little thing.

[Martin]

Oh, my papa even made it.

[Johnny D]

Wood's a.

[Martin]

My papa made one with like a boat winch on it with two big tongs. So you could go and push them tongs into that log and then you just crank that winch up and get it up there to the. To the hydraulic split. Uh huh. You get it to the hydraulic and then you let the hydraulic split it. But you didn't even have to pick up the log by yourself. Now, in fairness, I think it would have been easier picking up the log than working that boat winch under pressure. But, you know, it seemed like a good idea at the time. You know, boat winch ain't got.

[Kelly]

You ain't getting.

[Martin]

You don't take up a lot when

[Big Dave]

you're giving a crank. It ain't a big.

[Kelly]

It's a lot more cranking than there is movement.

[Martin]

Yeah, but he was so proud of himself. And buddy, we used it.

[Big Dave]

I'll be.

[Martin]

Yeah, them tongs weighed as much as the. The logs did. That he had.

[Kelly]

That's why farm boys were always strong.

[Martin]

Oh yeah. Country strong.

[Kelly]

Country boy.

[Johnny D]

Oh, did you say farm boys?

[Big Dave]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

You said foreign boys.

[Kelly]

No, farm. I think this is old. Look.

[Johnny D]

No.

[Big Dave]

Okay, shatter down.

[Johnny D]

It's time to shut her down. And I think it is clear that we all kind of have the World cup fever in here, including dear Uncle Sa. But sigh. Have you seen this picture right here?

[Martin]

Yeah, that's.

[Kelly]

That's good.

[Johnny D]

The entire United States team, staff, all their trainers and everybody gathered up after the game. And one of our backup players was named Mark McKenzie. Strong believer. He gets in the middle of all of them and praise to the good Lord. And when I tell you like, like if you see it, they're all there. Goosebumps. All the things. And this guy's on social media and stuff, and he's just pointing people to Jesus, which is really cool that he's using this moment where the whole world's looking at this team and he's pointing everybody to Jesus. So if you haven't seen him, Mark McKenzie, look him up. And you. You were mentioning prayer earlier. So it's an easy Bible verse for me. It's the one I think about every time I hear. Prayer is in James 5, the end of verse 16. The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.

[Martin]

Amen. Yeah, you don't see many prayer photos with a big Mickey Ultra sign in

[Kelly]

the back of that's another truth that's in the Bible.

[Martin]

I like it.

[Big Dave]

Now we gotta watch the game Thursday.

[Johnny D]

Oh, Mark. Hey, Mark might play Thursday. I hope he does. I hope he scores a goal and then I hope he. You may have a little non denominator in him. He bring the fire when he preach.

[Martin]

Hey, you may want to. You may want to send Harry Kane his way.

[Big Dave]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Probably help him out a little bit.

[Johnny D]

I'm rooting for Ghana.

[Kelly]

That's right.

[Johnny D]

We threw all that tea in the.

[Kelly]

Here's the thing.

[Johnny D]

Harbor for a reason, right?

[Kelly]

Right. Man on his side.

[Martin]

Amen, buddy. We'll see y' all next time right here in the Duck call.