How John Luke’s Scare Turned Into ‘Duck Dynasty’ Chaos

Summary

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Duck Call Room: "How John Luke’s Scare Turned Into ‘Duck Dynasty’ Chaos"

Podcast Date: July 14, 2026
Hosts: Si Robertson & Justin Martin
Guests: John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

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Episode Overview

The "Duck Call Room" crew returns to their Louisiana stomping grounds for a laughter-filled and off-the-wall episode. Mainstays Si Robertson and Justin Martin, joined by several kin and friends, spin through stories of family chaos, farm animals, wild animal encounters, and “delusional confidence” – all underscored by their trademark Southern warmth and playful ribbing. The episode’s headline is a wild retelling of John Luke Robertson's animal menagerie, the chaos of ‘Duck Dynasty’ family life, and a deep dive into the clan’s legendary overconfidence.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bug-Eating Bets & Biblical Diets

[00:07–01:00]

• The show opens with Si accidentally swallowing a June bug, sparking a flurry of jokes about eating bugs for protein.
• Si bets he’ll eat a locust with honey on air, referencing John the Baptist’s diet:
  “You bring me a locust and a jar honey and I'll eat right here on the podcast.” — Si, [00:35]

2. Generational Gaps & News Consumption

[01:03–03:10]

• The crew jokes about age differences and how each gets their news – from TV to independent apps to just ignoring news altogether.
• Discussion highlights the multigenerational makeup of the cast and family.

3. John Luke’s Family Zoo

[04:16–14:51]

• John Luke’s home situation: 5 kids and about 22 animals, including chickens, a bearded dragon, a dog, and more.
• Chickens take center stage:
  • “I've got the beard dragon...down to one dog and then like 20 chicks.” — John Luke, [04:47]
• Neighborhood dogs and pet chaos trigger stories about dogs, tracking pets, and the oddities of animal ownership.
• John Luke explains his dual-coop setup: one for pets/kids’ named chickens, another as “the food” (future fried chicken):
  “Then I've got the second coop out in the field, and that is the food. That’s Brookshire Dinner. Those chickens don't have names.” — John Luke, [13:10]
• Tiny chicken eggs and memories about the family’s long-gone ostrich farm surface, much to the others’ disbelief.

4. Exotic Animal Escapades

[16:19–20:36]

• Dreaming up weird animals for the property: zebras, peacocks, llamas, and even snow leopards.
• Si speculates about why Africans didn’t domesticate zebras, sparking some hilarious “animal logic” debates:
  “That always blew my mind. Why didn’t the African people actually domesticate…” — Si, [19:23]

5. Math, Mythbusting & Delusional Confidence

[28:16–38:14]

• Debate between fact and family legend: Can Si really throw a rock one mile with a sling?
  • Holly’s math (listener email): To throw a rock one mile, you’d need to reach speeds of 350 mph; three miles requires 740–875 mph (i.e., faster than sound).
  • “To throw a 1.17 ounce rock three miles, you would need a speed of approximately 740 mph.” — Justin Martin (reading Holly), [35:30]
• Spirited discussion about how delusional family confidence is part of the Robertson DNA:
  • “Is it a gene trait...that y’all just think y’all can do anything that comes in your head?” — Laura’s email, [29:30]
  • “You gotta understand this came from Merritt Robertson...” — Si explains family confidence, [30:05]
• Mythbusting shack contests: Could a compound bow or javelin ever reach a mile? (Short answer: no.)

6. Wildlife Encounters: Gators and Birds Gone Wild

[23:36–43:59]

• John Luke and Justin retell the “alligator in the pond” story:
  “Devin from the film crew...walked up behind the six foot alligator and just grabbed it real fast. It was the most impressive thing I've ever seen.” — Justin Martin, [24:08]
• Si shares seeing a frozen, dead gator after a rare Louisiana ice storm.
• Shocking nature stories, including blue herons “battling” and a turkey buzzard swallowing a 12-pound bass.
  • “I watched a blue heron kill another blue heron in the pond...put his feet on the breast...and stretched it out.” — Jacob Mayo, [40:49]

7. Camp Life, Speaking Gigs, and Longwinded Robertsons

[24:24–28:03]

• John Luke updates everyone on summer camp, speakers (Willie, Si, Jase), and the “legendary” length of family stories:
  • Willie: 55-minute talk
  • Jase: "I'll be about 15 minutes" → 35 minutes instead

8. Bees, Horses & Intergenerational Animal Inheritance

[46:22–48:06]

• John Luke also keeps bees (adding ~100,000 living creatures to the count).
• Various stories about horses on Willie's farm, the wisdom and risk of riding them.
• “John Luke inherited all animals from Doug Dynasty, the revival.” — Jay Stone [47:10]

9. Dating, Bees, and Epic Bee Stings

[48:33–51:41]

• Hunter shares a disastrous second date with bees — and a sting to the head.
• Si recalls a childhood bee attack that left him with “the biggest my butt has ever been.”
  “I fell down and all it did...they stung me 27 times on my behind.” — Si, [51:04]
  • His mother laughed while pulling stingers out, “If you could see how big your butt is, you would laugh too.” — Si, [51:41]

10. Faith and the Source of Confidence

[52:43–53:32]

• Justin reads from 1 John 5, tying the arc of “delusional confidence” back to faith:
  • “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us...” — Justin, [53:01]
• Si wraps up: “Guess what I'm gonna say before I throw that rock. Oh, Lord, let me throw it three miles.” [53:25]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You bring me a locust and a jar honey and I’ll eat right here on the podcast.” — Si, [00:35]
• “John Luke’s got five young ones and he’s only 30 years old?” — Si, [03:21]
• “Those chickens don’t have names…that is the food.” — John Luke, [13:10]
• “Did the bird survive?” — Justin, [40:02]
  (On Randy Johnson exploding a bird with a fastball—answer: “No”)
• “I watched a blue heron kill another blue heron in the pond…It stretched it out.” — Jacob, [40:49]
• “Is it a gene trait...that y’ all just think you can do anything that comes in your head?” — Laura’s email, [29:30]
• “Guess what I’m gonna say before I throw that rock. Oh, Lord, let me throw it three miles.” — Si, [53:25]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Bug Bet & Opening Banter: [00:07–01:00]
• News Habits & Generational Humor: [01:03–03:10]
• John Luke’s Animal Farm: [04:16–14:51]
• Exotic Pets, Ostriches, & Domestication Debates: [16:19–20:36]
• Delusional Confidence/Mythbusting: [28:16–38:14]
• Nature Is Metal (Wildlife Fights): [40:20–44:00]
• Camp Stories & Speaking Lengths: [24:24–28:03]
• Bee Stings & Childhood Memories: [48:33–51:41]
• Faith as Confidence: [52:43–53:32]

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The Duck Room Vibe

The episode delivers a signature blend of Southern storytelling, affectionate teasing, and wild family folklore. Animal chaos abounds—chickens, bees, alligators, and more—rivaling the homespun wisdom ("Survival of the fittest," [44:18]) and tall tales that tie this sprawling Robertson clan together. Underneath the antics, the conversation circles back to family, faith, and an unapologetic, sometimes delusional, confidence that’s served the Duck Commanders well—both on TV and in life.

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Transcript

[A]

I think I swallowed a June bug.

[B]

Sorry, What?

[A]

I got a bug in my throat. I'm trying not to be a huge. I'm trying.

[C]

Spit that sucker out.

[B]

Get back. And your dad will chew him up and swallow it.

[D]

Lock in, J.D.

[B]

it's good protein. Hey, a bug's good protein.

[A]

I ain't eating no bugs. Hey, I ain't Simon and Puma.

[B]

Hey, look. Hey. John the Baptist can't be wrong.

[D]

John David are there.

[B]

He survived on locust and honey, Son,

[A]

he is convinced that he eats locust. By the way, we got a lot of things to bring up that you've been saying.

[B]

Well, I'll tell you what. You bring me a locust and a jar honey and I'll eat right here on the podcast.

[D]

You heard it here.

[A]

You're the nature guy.

[C]

I'll go find one.

[A]

Are there any locust out at Camp Chioka this summer?

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

You can start flying around.

[A]

Get. Get us one and some honey.

[C]

I'll find one. I'll be back. Well,

[A]

any point. Well, we'll video it at some point.

[D]

That's clickbait.

[B]

That's.

[A]

Yeah, we know what we're doing here. No size. Been on a. On a roll lately?

[B]

Well, hey, look, it's 250 years of freedom, you know, And I'll keep watching the news. Which I was gonna talk to my daughter and she said, you need to let dad quit watching the news. It's gonna ruin him. Yeah, but I've learned a lot.

[A]

Hey, is it weird that we might agree with your.

[B]

Yeah. Cause I've learned a lot about it because, see, I'm watching the Life Liberty and Levine. Levine on Fox.

[A]

Is that like a. I think it

[B]

might be a different name.

[D]

Is that her show host something?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Here's a really big disclaimer. I'm going to state I am ignorant in this, but I don't know if I've ever went on a TV and been like, yeah, let me go turn on a news station.

[C]

Ever in your entire life.

[D]

Yeah, I've like, well, hey, I've listened to like podcast on news or like an independent outlet, but I've never turned

[B]

on like, ever since I've done the podcast about voting. Okay. When Trump was running and it wasn't decided yet.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Oh, voting.

[A]

When did we do that?

[B]

Well, and then we got involved in the war with Iran. Well, then I had to keep up with that.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. And then a rabbit hole. You went down a rabbit hole.

[B]

So that's been driving me insane.

[D]

Yeah, no, I'm not dogging anyone that watches the news. I'm just saying. Me personally, I just, like, look into more independent outlets, but I've never, like, watching the news like that.

[C]

Well, you don't even have cable, though.

[D]

Yeah, that's what.

[A]

Even if you have a tv.

[C]

I. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Or do y' all just watch stuff on your phone?

[B]

He ain't got time to watch tv.

[C]

I have a TV and I never watch tv. I. I don't watch anything. If I'm getting in my news, it's from. It's from the news app or from Substack.

[A]

I don't even know what that is.

[C]

Only reading the news.

[A]

Oh, yeah, You're a reader, aren't you?

[C]

Yeah, I don't watch.

[A]

Well, see, we're learning stuff. We got every generation here.

[B]

We.

[A]

How old are you? 78? 37. That was weird.

[C]

30.

[A]

Oh, you 30 now.

[C]

Just turned.

[B]

Yeah, it's weird, isn't it, already?

[A]

You're halfway to 60.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Slow down.

[C]

I do like 30 better than 25. I think turning 30 was better than turning 25.

[A]

35 was rough on me.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Because it was halfway to 70. No offense, man.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I have to say, you young ones amazed me.

[A]

What about him?

[B]

No, I'm serious.

[A]

I'm not a young guy.

[B]

Him and Mary Kate have now have five young ones, and he's only, what, 30 years old?

[A]

I turn that switch off.

[B]

Yeah. I tell your woman, she's. He says she's special. Okay. Well, all women are, though.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

It's really are. They really are. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Size into women.

[B]

No, I'm just saying, hey, this. Okay. Number one, she married the guy, got to put up with him. Okay. And then they. They get together, have kids. Then she's got to try to raise his animals, okay. To be decent citizens.

[D]

Animals as in pets or human beings?

[A]

Human beings.

[B]

Okay. I was just making sure.

[D]

I didn't want the people to not know what we were talking about here.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

[D]

But, hey, I didn't know pets, then. Humans, you know, I didn't know.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You have a lot of pets.

[C]

I have a lot of pets, but maybe.

[A]

How many living creatures are on the property of John Luke Robertson?

[B]

Well, no, no, because, hey, that's. That's the kids, though. Kids.

[A]

Well, there's seven kids.

[B]

Kids gotta have pets.

[C]

Yes. No, no.

[D]

This personal?

[C]

No, not. Five kids and about 22 animals.

[B]

22 animals.

[C]

I've got a lot of chickens.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, you got a lot of chickens. I've always got a desert Red desert lizard.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I've got the beard Dragon.

[D]

His name is Command.

[C]

Down to one dog and then like 20 chicks.

[A]

You have a dog?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Which dog is yours?

[C]

Pippa is my dog.

[A]

I don't think I've ever seen that.

[C]

Yeah, well, she's inside. She's already inside.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So everyone.

[C]

I don't let my dogs run around the neighborhood like everyone else.

[D]

And Stones dog, we got a.

[A]

We got a situation back there going on.

[D]

What's that little fat dog? He got a little fat one. It's a blue heeler, I think. Nobody knows it is his. He told me that you need to

[B]

get a little winter dog.

[A]

What?

[F]

Why?

[B]

Hey, they're great pets.

[D]

Hey, I will say, oh, no, they're great pets. People that have little wiener dogs are like them little dogs that are blood. Tracking dogs are the funniest dogs. Have you seen that? Like people have little tracking.

[B]

Hey, what gets me is they. They look like their owner. Yeah, yeah. And they've got his mannerism.

[A]

Did you just call John Luke a wiener dog, Jack?

[B]

No, I'm thinking about Jason Robinson with his little two yippee dog. That.

[D]

Those yippee dogs?

[B]

Yeah,

[D]

I think I've seen one.

[C]

I just.

[B]

All they do is they're white and

[A]

they're the size of this black panther.

[C]

They're. They're even smaller. Look like actual rats.

[D]

I'm gonna say a contrary thing here too. I don't like little dogs. I can tolerate them, but like little dogs.

[B]

Well, any dog too much. Oh, no, no, no. I dated a girl that had a little chihuahua.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And that dog bit me so many times it ain't funny.

[D]

Sadie and Christian got little dogs.

[B]

Little dogs hate clumsy people.

[A]

I'm not.

[B]

I was clumsy.

[A]

Gonna say what I want to say about your sister and brother in law? Yes, I am. Because they were super nice and let me come shower at their house during the ice storm. But that dog was on the dining room table.

[D]

Yeah, that dog's crazy.

[C]

That dog's insane.

[D]

I call it a lemur.

[A]

Is that normal behavior?

[D]

Oh, yeah, that dog's crazy.

[C]

Oh, it's up on everything.

[A]

Is your dog table.

[D]

I got two dogs.

[B]

Yeah, okay, that's.

[A]

Is your dog on your dining room table?

[B]

No.

[D]

Heck no.

[B]

Okay, I'm just making sure you got loud. Right.

[D]

I got hunting dog and a big old golden doodle.

[C]

Jacob. Jacob's the best dog there.

[B]

He is.

[C]

He actually trains his dogs and they're trained.

[A]

That's good news.

[C]

Minor. Pippa's semi trained.

[D]

It's A house is a good dog.

[C]

It's a house animal. She's a great dog. Yeah. But no, I. We got a whole pack of wild dogs running around our neighborhood.

[D]

Yeah, we do.

[A]

Just that size.

[D]

What about the attack one? Is that what we're talking about?

[A]

No. The other day, I'm walking and through the neighborhood and here comes John Luke with this random dog, like walking down stones driveway. And I'm like, what? Whose dog is this? And John Luke, like, it keeps jumping in the pool. I'm just trying to get it away. It's like jumping on the kids.

[C]

Yeah, it's jumping in the pool. It jumped the fence into the pool. Into the pool.

[A]

Just a random dog.

[B]

He's crashing the party.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Well, then he wants the pool party.

[A]

He followed me for an hour and started living at my house.

[D]

He smelt that. The food on the fingers.

[A]

Baby, he's my dog now.

[C]

Yeah. Is it?

[A]

Yeah, it's still there. No, it's not really. It stayed on my porch for an hour.

[D]

You still have room to build him a house on your house? A little room?

[A]

No, he's not coming.

[D]

Build him a little room.

[A]

He's not coming.

[D]

You have dogs?

[A]

No.

[D]

I didn't think so.

[A]

I had a dog. He's buried. He's buried at my current house, which I am building a new house. I don't think I've told people that. I'm going behind the gate. I'm going behind the gate. I'm going to be Willie Robertson's neighbor. But when I've told my kids we were doing that, you want to know what Carter's first words were? He said, but what are we going to do with Dublin's corpse? I was like, we're not going to bring him with.

[C]

That's a great question.

[A]

We're not bringing the dog graveyard with us.

[B]

Come up.

[A]

Because I'm pretty sure we buried Dublin on top of the people's dog that lived there before us. So I don't want to get the wrong dog. Yeah, it'd be a bad deal.

[C]

It. It is getting tricky with all the building and the. In our. Our shared space because there's a lot of dogs.

[A]

I'm not going to have a single dog.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Promise.

[C]

In your new. Yeah, in the new.

[A]

I might. My kids want one. So every once in a while.

[D]

So I go a little bit.

[A]

I. I feel like I've got enough street cred to just walk around Willie's property wherever I need to, but I don't.

[B]

I go fish just to see what he's done with it.

[A]

See what he's doing.

[D]

We've been seeing you out there.

[B]

Fish.

[A]

If I see on Instagram that Willie's prob in town, I might peruse over and help myself.

[B]

He may. He may take. He may or may not take a fishing rod with him. I may or may not.

[D]

Every time I've seen.

[A]

Okay, but look, so the other day, we are on the golf cart. We're just driving around. I said, let's go see what's behind Sadie's house. And there's an annex.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Of chickens. Far away from everyone's home. And I don't know whose they are. And there's three weird chairs looking at them. What's going on back behind your house, John?

[C]

That's it. That is the chicken annex. That's the bachelor pad.

[A]

You have more?

[C]

Yeah, that's my second coop.

[D]

So I got just males.

[B]

Those are just second chicken coop.

[C]

The. The word I could say here, the chairs are unrelated. They just have. I don't know why the chairs are out there. The chairs are not to watch the rooster chickens. But that is where. So I started like breeding them. So I started getting all these chicks. So now I've got like.

[A]

You're not.

[D]

Oh, wait, wait, you're breeding chickens now?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. He brought in.

[D]

All right, what's. I need to hear the rundown of that.

[C]

Hold on.

[A]

I thought once they're eggs, you just eat them. You're letting them become full grown chickens.

[C]

Oh, yeah. I got a whole opportunity.

[D]

You becoming a butcher shop too?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, no, no, look, he have. He can have young fry. Young fryers.

[G]

Man, I am feeling great, looking great, getting all kind of compliments energy. I don't have to take none of my meds no more. That is what's awesome because I forgot to take them half the time anyway, but my stomach. Flattering a flitter.

[E]

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[G]

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[E]

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[A]

Here's the deal. I'm not that type of person, but my wife is like, what if we get some chickens when we get back? Because we got more land now than we currently have. And so me and Big Dave are talking about chickens, and you have a lot of chickens, so I. I'm ready to learn.

[B]

Look, you got to think about.

[D]

He'll make some cash on you.

[B]

He's got to think, I'll buy chickens, turning them out. Oh, you can got five kids. You got to have some kind of. That's true work for them to do.

[A]

Well, I was thinking.

[B]

He's just trying to raise the chicken.

[C]

Just feed them.

[B]

Yeah, raise the chicken. Your job is you got to go feed chicken, clean up chicken coop.

[A]

So.

[B]

And then the best part is, I will. Hey, look, Mom's gonna have fried chicken tonight. Go out there and rank three or four, then Friars.

[A]

They're not doing that.

[B]

And then come back.

[A]

Those chickens. Those chickens got names that John.

[D]

They do them with a butcher knife out there.

[C]

Yeah. So that's the key. So I've got the one coop behind the house that is all those chicks. All those chickens have names. The kids get those eggs, all that. Then I've got the second coop out in the field, and that is the food.

[D]

That's where you take it, behind a barn.

[A]

That's the chicken thigh.

[C]

Yeah, that's Brookshire Dinner. Those chickens don't have names.

[D]

Tyson ain't got nothing on that.

[C]

I've got so many roosters. So then I've just been putting them out there, and now I've been letting them free range. So now they're all walking around back there. I had Two more last night.

[B]

Oh, man. And that's fun to watch that maybe one of the chairs there and watching a bunch of chickens go out, grasshoppers and everything to.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Lives in the wild.

[A]

I do have a lady that buys 200 crickets a week and just goes and throws them at her chickens and says it's the funniest thing she watches.

[C]

Oh, I bet it is. But the funny thing is. So I've got those three chickens out there. And then yesterday another chicken showed up in the field. That's not our chickens.

[D]

He migrated, so I don't know where that came from. Migrated, migrate.

[C]

He's banned.

[B]

I love it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

How many chickens do you have?

[C]

So I've got five out there and then. Yeah. Like 15 in the other coop. Some of them, like eight of them are chicks.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

How do you get fresh eggs all the time?

[C]

Right.

[A]

How many eggs do you get a day?

[C]

Like six eggs a day right now? Six. Six to 12 dozen, baby.

[A]

That's a. That's two large burritos.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Well, the. Here's, here's my problem though, is I got these. They're called seramas, which are like the smallest chickens, and they're really tiny. And so like five of my six eggs a day are like the size of our. Like a whale. Yeah, like the size of.

[A]

That's not a burrito.

[C]

Like a quarter. So it takes like four eggs to make one egg. He's got kids the age, so I do get six eggs a day, but they're all really, really tiny proportions proportionally. And I've got two chickens that lay normal size eggs. So then we eat those.

[A]

No, we need.

[B]

That's like when his. His uncle an ostrich.

[D]

Dude, I've seen one of them. Those are.

[A]

Do you remember?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

You're old enough to remember it.

[B]

Hey, officers. Officers have eggs about the size of big, giant coconuts.

[D]

Yeah, we went to that ox ranch place.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

We picked one up out there and it was huge.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, no. Hey. It's about the size of that stupid drum.

[D]

This is like a football.

[B]

It's about the size of that drum. I'm serious.

[D]

It's huge.

[B]

When you crack it open, hey, it covers a whole big old pan.

[D]

We ate it too. That's what they served was ostrich eggs.

[A]

Yeah, I hear they're good. I haven't had one in years.

[D]

Tastes like eggs to me.

[C]

They're good. I thought it was just a normal.

[B]

Oh, it's. He Cook one, Matt. Cook one.

[A]

Yeah, I've had one.

[C]

I Just I remember the ostrich farm. That was a deep cut memory.

[A]

The ostrich farm of the family was long ago.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What they do with them like to

[A]

make what lost money.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

It's funny, I really. I was so young because I didn't even know if you would remember it because I was probably 10. Whenever they were like this. This is more trouble than it's worth.

[D]

Let's farm some.

[C]

I just remember how many people do

[A]

you know start in on the chicken coop and don't end up where John Luke's at? And they're like, this is exhausting. And they're get. And I mean these things are the size of pterodactyl.

[C]

I just thought of the ostrich farm the other day because Dave Ramsey was like talking about. He's like, oh, yeah. And one time all these rednecks are buying all these ostriches. I was like, that was like a thing. There's other people have office like. I thought that was just like our family that had it.

[A]

We're weirdos, but apparently.

[B]

What you got an officers?

[C]

No, no. That's next step.

[D]

You would know for sure if John Luke had all.

[A]

We do need an exotic animal in the neighborhood.

[B]

I can see his kids riding one.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You should get a peacock.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hello.

[D]

Actually divine exotic animals like, what is the peacock?

[F]

Threshold

[A]

base. Yeah.

[D]

Llama.

[A]

No, no, llamas are in now.

[D]

I feel like they're close though. They were used to be.

[A]

They used to be. Too many people got. Does Willie still have a llama?

[B]

No.

[D]

He does. Rip.

[A]

I'm not even sad about it. I didn't like that.

[C]

That thing was super me. That was the meanest thing we had.

[D]

All right, let's name top five exotic animals that you could have as a pet.

[A]

He wants a giraffe.

[D]

Well, that's never happening.

[A]

That's not true. People in Texas have it.

[B]

I think they like panther.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Or what'd you say a black panther

[B]

are the snow leopard.

[A]

Snow leopard. He's gonna need a bigger cage.

[B]

Well, you should know. You talking about pretty snow leopard?

[D]

I want to. I'm talking about like practical exotic.

[A]

No, no, no. We're not practical. Have you ever listened to us?

[B]

I was just thinking about it. Hey. Laying in bed with a big, big snow leopard laying right beside.

[D]

I can just imagine you with like a cheetah robe on.

[A]

And I don't think a snow leopard could live in Louisiana. They'd be like all them people in Europe just passing out from the 80 degree weather.

[D]

That'd be like having a husky here in Louisiana just doing that.

[B]

I had a buddy, son. Had a son, had one of them legit.

[D]

Yeah, it's just too hot.

[A]

Remember my friend?

[B]

I mean, you talking some fur. Derek had a cold on him.

[A]

He bought two dogs that turned out to be wolves.

[C]

I remember hearing about that.

[A]

Yeah. He was like, these dogs are getting older and not normal wolves. Never buy your pets on ebay.

[D]

Ebay? That's pretty cool.

[A]

Ebay is a bad place to buy anything. Oh, no. He, like, went and picked them up, and then as they grew older, we

[B]

were all like, that is a beautiful cat, though.

[A]

Something's off about that.

[B]

I mean, that snow leopard is.

[D]

I think a zebra would be a cool animal to have, like an exotic animal.

[A]

They used to be like two or three on the way to canny lake.

[D]

Zebra.

[B]

Zebra.

[D]

I feel like you just throw it in there with the horses. I don't know.

[B]

That's a. That's. That always have, you know. Why didn't Africa ride the zebra?

[D]

I think we talked about this one time. We looked up zebras and jockeys, like, racing that they.

[C]

And it made.

[A]

There's not enough of them.

[B]

What do you mean, ain't enough of. There's way more horses, and they're in Africa.

[D]

They're slow.

[B]

There's in the world. I know, but they got camels. I'm talking about the African people. Why didn't they do, like the Indians?

[D]

Well, I think we looked it up and they're slower than regular horses. I think we watched a video.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But hey, episode four.

[B]

Riding a slow horse is better than walking, I guess.

[C]

Amen to that.

[B]

Amen.

[D]

We started with that Model T Ford baby.

[B]

The horse helped. He said, people move westward.

[A]

That would have been on a T shirt had you said that in 2013. A slow horse.

[B]

Well, no, no, because I just always. That always blew my mind. Why didn't the African people actually domesticate.

[A]

There wasn't enough of them.

[B]

Huh?

[D]

The world may never know.

[A]

We looked it up. There was not enough zebras to catch, train, and domesticate, like, the population.

[B]

I think that's somebody's lie.

[D]

Uh, oh, that.

[A]

PBS told me that.

[B]

That's like one of the wildlife. People say, hey, you don't get to shoot a pintail this year because we. They had a bad year. And then you go to a refuge and guess what's on that refuge? Thousands of thousands of pentails.

[D]

More pentails you can shake a stick at.

[B]

Yeah. You know, so they had. Hey, people will lie to you. And I think about, hey, there wasn't enough zebras in Africa.

[D]

I don't know a lot about Africa as well.

[B]

Every time I see an African film, all you see is a thousand zebras.

[A]

That's because they don't show you the empty parts. They're not like, hey, let me show you.

[B]

That's like if. You know when you said, hey, the dodo bird is extinct.

[A]

It is.

[B]

Well, he was extinct. But hey, you're saying there wasn't many zebras? Well, every time I seen the African film, matter of fact, who was. Was it John Wayne? That. Yeah, it was John Wayne that went to Africa and tried to domesticate all of them. And they was roping.

[A]

If John Wayne couldn't do it.

[E]

Roping.

[B]

That thing there. What is that? Giraffe.

[C]

Giraffe.

[B]

A giraffe. There's roping giraffes and elephants and rhinos.

[A]

He was roping rhinos.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That was a good way to die.

[B]

Well, I mean, hey, it showed him. They, hey, turned over one of the jeeps when they was doing it.

[A]

All right, are you ready? Can I just. We've done this on this podcast before. I've literally read this sentence. There's only estimated between 500,000 and 750,000 zebras in Africa. There's 3.3 million horses.

[G]

Is

[B]

so you still got 700,000 zebras

[A]

and there's 32 million camels.

[D]

That's a lot of camels.

[B]

Well, that's why the Middle east people ride camels.

[A]

There it is.

[D]

I think they went with it. I think what else we did was easier. The camels are easier to ride.

[B]

They drank a lot of water and then they go for weeks.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

In the desert, you're kind of like a camel. You got the same bladder.

[B]

No, no, that wild animal to write. Have you ever ridden camel? Hey, they have camel races and there's big money in it because this suckers can run.

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[A]

Me and John Luke found a gator. Did you find it?

[C]

Where? In our pond.

[A]

In the pond?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The pond that y' all all currently live around.

[B]

How big?

[C]

Six foot. They like six foot.

[B]

Well, that's big enough with kids. Like, he's got kids that's going, oh,

[A]

we didn't want it there. And then, yeah, Tupac. My mom acted like me and John Luke were about to go wrestling. And yeah, they were just panicked that we were going to go swim with it. I was like, I'm sitting 20 yards on short, like I'm not close to it. Yeah, they were panicked. But then what? Y' all remember Devin?

[C]

It was Devin from the film crew who came in, what wrestled it.

[A]

Devin from the film crew. Do you remember that guy? He was like, he shot like stuff for Discovery Channel and ended up on Duck Dynasty. He walked up behind the six foot alligator and just grabbed it real fast. It was the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

[B]

And then. Yeah, that's why y' all got him out of there.

[A]

Yeah, he took it back to the wild.

[C]

Yeah, he just threw it in his van.

[D]

He put him in Shiny lake.

[C]

It was. Drove it. Yeah.

[A]

I don't know if that was totally legal, what we did that moment, but I think the statute of limitations.

[C]

Well, it had to go. Yeah.

[D]

I mean, I Did the right thing

[C]

at least 10 years ago.

[D]

Had to be.

[C]

Had to be.

[B]

Yeah. You don't want to look at it.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[G]

No.

[C]

That was, like, 15 years ago.

[B]

We found one at safety. We found one during the wintertime in Dixie. We had a little old slough behind the house that froze. Iced. Iced over. We was doing something, you know, come up on it, and there's a gator about. He's about 8 foot long. Froze to death.

[A]

He was frozen to death.

[B]

He froze to death. He didn't go in.

[A]

He wake back up.

[B]

He didn't go in. You know, in time, go to one end for it. Got, you know. But, you know, freeze ice is rare in Louisiana, but it had a bad ice storm.

[A]

We have alligators because they don't like it. Anyway, John, how's camp going? You camp directing? Is it.

[F]

It's.

[A]

I mean, we're dead. Middle of summer the other night. I know, I know. That's why I'm asking if we need to go back and apologize. Did we do okay?

[D]

Memorable night.

[C]

It was a memorable night for everyone. No, y' all did great.

[A]

Sportsman's camp. Sportsman's camp's over, but how's camp in general?

[C]

Yeah, camp in general's going good. We're right in the middle. We've got three weeks left of camp,

[B]

so who else do you have helps

[C]

that goes out there and speaks well for sportsman's camp? Willie came Monday, and then you came Wednesday, and then Jace came and wrapped it up on Friday.

[G]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. And I told this story and unashamed the first sportsman's camp. So when Jace pulls up, he drove straight from Nashville and was like, from Nashville. Didn't even stop at his house. Just straight to camp to speak at 7. So he walked up, he was like, hey, I'm exhausted. Let's just, you know, do a quick intro. I'm gonna. I'm gonna keep the, you know, my talk real short. I was like, okay, you know, sounds good. Whatever you need to do. So I'll be about 15 minutes. And I thought, I've never heard Jay speak just say anything less than 30.

[A]

So it's gonna be great.

[B]

He get.

[C]

He got up, and so I'm selling the story. And it's not gonna sound like a compliment, but it is. So I'm like, oh, he's gonna go about 15 minutes. So he gets up there. He goes into it. 15 minutes in. He didn't even finish his introduction.

[B]

I knew he wasn't just 15 minutes ago.

[C]

I actually kept it short for him and ended at 35, which beat the record because dad Willie went 55 minutes and you went about an hour 15.

[A]

So my favorite part is you keep saying SAP me. Martin and Godwin were on the stage with you and we didn't say anything.

[C]

No.

[D]

Y' all were there for moral support.

[B]

Kind of like K out there. The faith family.

[A]

Oh, yeah, he did that.

[B]

The mouth of the south is here. What do you mean? I didn't get to say nothing?

[A]

It's a Robertson trait. John Luke said this isn't going to sound as a compliment.

[B]

I ain't got, I ain't got a button off. But boys.

[A]

Oh, man. Okay, so y' all are young, athletic, would you say?

[C]

Sure, sure.

[A]

Boy, that was not confident.

[D]

Well, it's more like, do you want to be prideful? I mean, I would say we're semi.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

I, I, yeah, I need an ailer sometimes.

[B]

Boys got five kids. He's, he's an athlete. Trust me, he's an athlete.

[A]

Okay, well, I, I have one email that we have got to get to today. Y' all probably don't watch the duck call room, do you? You got five kids.

[D]

Watch it.

[A]

18 jobs, no delusional confidence.

[B]

Who are they talking about there?

[A]

All of you. So you're married in. You're Robertson. So buckle up. Laura emails in recently sat was telling us a story about how he once threw a rock three miles with a sling. Three miles. We talked him down to where he can still to this day. He can't walk through the door without oxygen, but he can throw a rock one mile.

[B]

I think I next on a good. Got a good rock. I can make a bottle.

[C]

Hey.

[B]

Matter of fact, back up to a

[C]

mile and a half a good day.

[A]

You know, you can't go rock a mile. He truly believes he can. But that leads me to Laura's email because recently your sister's been on the Internet talking about how she can just walk out and hit home runs.

[C]

Right?

[A]

No big deal.

[B]

Who's this?

[D]

I don't think she did.

[B]

Sadie.

[A]

Sadie.

[B]

She just hit a home run just over the fence.

[A]

No problem.

[B]

So now I understand the delusional confidence.

[A]

You think you could throw a rock a mile?

[D]

That's crazy. Well, I mean, that's just insane. That doesn't matter. What do you mean?

[A]

So the question Laura has is after seeing both of these things on social media, throwing a rock a mile. Sadie just walking out Barry Bonds and home runs. And she said, is it a gene trait in yalls makeup that y' all just think y' all can do anything that comes in your head. You're married in, so you might have the most.

[C]

I. I want to say I'm under. No, I'm under no delusions, but I did think I could do a backflip, and I did a backflip this year for the first time in my life. Just from the.

[A]

At 30.

[C]

At 30, from the ground. Just jumped and did it.

[B]

You gotta understand this.

[A]

Could you do it right now?

[C]

No, I've still not recovered. That was about six weeks on camera.

[B]

You gotta understand. This came from Merritt Robertson.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Because when Willie comes from the top, huh? Well, it comes from mom, because I

[A]

once heard Willie talk about becoming vice president, like, as a casual. Like, maybe I do it. And I was like, this come from

[B]

their grandmother, Willie's grandmother, because she told all her kids, don't be a follower. You lead the pack. Well, that's where all this came from, this confidence. Because she said, hey, no. That's why I had so much trouble in the military. Think about that. You've got men that are over you, that are called officers. Well, that didn't fit well with me.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

No.

[B]

My mother had told me, be a

[D]

leader from outside in. I would just say. I would say the people I have the most is Willie and Corey and how they raised everybody. So I would say it's just a confidence thing. Now, you can take that confidence and be delusional, or you can be rational.

[C]

So it's like, how much.

[A]

Do you see any other delusional confidence? Jacob, I'm not trying to get you in trouble.

[D]

No, no, no.

[A]

Because I will back.

[D]

I would say a lot of it's rational, But I also think some people just say stuff and don't really, like, think about what you're saying, just like most people. I mean, I. I'm that same person. I'm. I have the same problem. But I'm just saying when I actually

[B]

measured a mile with a pickup, I said, maybe I'll drop it down to,

[D]

like, see, look, he's already changed it. I was just thinking, you think you could shoot a bow? Like a little bow? I'm not saying hit a target. I just mean, like, if you pull back a bow and aimed up high, do you think it would go a thou. Not even a thousand yards. You think it would go a mile? Like, I don't even know. I don't think so.

[B]

I brought that up when we had this.

[D]

Go a mile look.

[B]

No, no, I brought. When we have this sling thing. Look, we used to make homemade bowls.

[D]

How Far back.

[B]

Cut us a limb big enough to make a bow. Homemade arrow. Okay.

[D]

Or making recurrence.

[B]

Hey, we would go to the cliff on Red river and I could shoot that sucker. Probably what, 350, maybe to 500 yards. Two weeks ago, this was a homemade bow. Now.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So look it up.

[D]

I bet you could look it up.

[B]

Hey, here's the thing.

[D]

How far can a compound bow shoot?

[B]

Hey, you need to take Christian with his, you know, born there.

[A]

Why do we need ghost?

[D]

That's what I'm saying. What's happening?

[C]

So here's the thing. Yeah. Christian being able to do something and you being able to do something are two different things.

[B]

Well, no, no, no, no, no.

[D]

But what is he going to change?

[B]

Hey, well, I'll ask you this. How far can you. A man with a boat. A man with a boat?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You don't shoot an arrow.

[D]

That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I'm saying you're talking about hit a

[A]

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[D]

There you go.

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I don't buy that.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Believe it or not.

[B]

Hey, hey. Yo. Because, hey, look, I don't know the poundage you can go up to because I think the guy in high school, his was 80 pounds pulled.

[D]

Yeah. I think you might crank it.

[B]

40 pound pull might shoot at 580 pounds. You can double that, baby.

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You can put that in there.

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[A]

Would you like me to math your rock?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because I will math. Holly actually did it. Shout out to Holly. She sent me and Martin Instagram message.

[B]

This is a girl.

[A]

Yes, Holly's a girl.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Who cannot throw a rock that far.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

To throw a 1.17 ounce rock three miles, you would need an initial swing or release speed of approximately 740 miles per hour, which is roughly the speed of sound. And in reality, because air resistance slows projectiles down, you would realistically need 875 miles per hour to achieve that distance. And that is thrown at an angle. She's got words that I haven't used since I was in high school math. Like cosine and sine of 40 to 45.

[C]

Yes, I think.

[B]

Well, hey, now, here's the deal.

[A]

One mile, you got to go 350 miles per hour. Randy Johnson.

[B]

Okay, let's take. Okay, someone that's five years younger than John Luke 25 and is in good shape. Okay, okay. Say someone like Christian.

[D]

Okay, okay, okay.

[B]

Give him a slingshot with a good sail. Rock. It's flat.

[A]

It's got to be the right rock, boys.

[C]

And a good day.

[B]

It's got to be our aerodynamics.

[D]

Better give him some steroids.

[G]

Okay.

[D]

Man, he's gonna need everything.

[A]

Well, no, no, he better be on top of a plane.

[B]

Hey, I'm telling you because, hey, I go back to the Bible story of David and Goliath.

[D]

Oh, goodness. How far do you think he threw?

[C]

Three miles away.

[B]

Look, if it's out. If a kid, a teenager can throw a rock and bury it in a giant's head.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You don't have to throw it and kill him dead. Graveyard dead. Well, that has to. Hey, that giant's head is got skull.

[D]

Let's look up. Let's look up. Penetrate skull.

[C]

Okay, they've done that.

[A]

We're about to do a whole mythbusters Episode Slingshot rock. And we're gonna get one of those gelatin.

[D]

I'm going to get a jugs mile per hour gun and we're going to do a video of him slingshot and see how fast he can throw it.

[A]

It to go 300 yards you need approximately 115 miles an hour. Holly shadow.

[D]

Now that I would say that's possible.

[B]

That most can be done.

[A]

That can be done.

[B]

That's could be done one mile because I 400 miles an hour. I'm telling you, you get the right one in the right sling.

[D]

Oh yeah. Well if people can throw a fastball 100 miles an hour you can definitely throw a slingshot with momentum. 100 miles an hour.

[B]

If a guy just hit a mile. Yeah. With his arm comes out. Well hey you think okay, take a picture that can throw a hundred mile die and put a sling in his hand. Hey, he's going to be faster than 100 miles an hour with that sling.

[D]

Honestly, better than that. Somebody that throws a javelin. I bet you could throw a sling.

[B]

Well no, no. See I told them that I threw a javelin once. Hey, Phil threw a javelin. That's 100 yards.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And look, this is a stick.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Because you. You got to know it. It's all about throwing it at the correct angle.

[A]

Hold on. What we need is an Olympic discus thrower.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Who's that?

[C]

That's a small.

[B]

Hey, think about this.

[A]

I bet we can get an Olympic disc.

[B]

I wonder how fast. Really?

[A]

Out to Camp Chioka.

[B]

What's the guy that blew up the pigeon? Johnson. Was that Randy Johnson?

[A]

I was going to eagle the pigeon.

[B]

Think about Randy Johnson with a sling in his hand. Okay. And how fast 100 mile an hour pitch he does that, you know, just with his arm. You give him the string. I guarantee you he would either double it or maybe even triple it. He might swing that first Samuel right there.

[D]

I was going to say this when you said Randy Johnson is his name. Randy Johnson. He looks like Alan Jackson kind of.

[B]

Oh yeah he does.

[A]

You could sell some T shirts at General Vintage with Randy Johnson's face on it.

[D]

Dude's a savage.

[B]

I'll never forget to watch that ball game. And he comes off the mound that

[D]

thing to smithereens

[B]

and look then you. It looks like somebody shot it with

[D]

a 10 gauge and looked like a pillowclate. Pillowcase blew up.

[B]

It just blew up. Feathers went everywhere.

[A]

I've got a bad news for society though.

[B]

What?

[A]

Because I googled Randy Johnson and google said people also ask did the Bird survive?

[B]

No.

[A]

Well, that's actually, no, the bird did not survive.

[B]

He blew up.

[D]

I think it's a joke. There's like this page on Instagram called Nature is metal. And there'll be like some crazy stuff that happens in nature, like an animal dying or an animal killing the other. And like people will comment on me, like, does it hurt the animal?

[A]

Does it?

[D]

It's like a joke. It's like a thing. Because some people would say that nature is metal. Yeah. Have you ever seen that blow up?

[B]

All

[F]

because of you.

[D]

That page is awesome. I saw this. Another this is a nature as metal thing. I took a video of it. I need to send it in, but I don't know. Other day at the farm, it's probably six months ago, I watched a blue heron heal. Another blue heron in the pond. I'm talking about suffocated in the water. I just watched.

[B]

Grabbed it and buried.

[D]

Yes. And just.

[F]

He literally.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So they have like really long necks like a giraffe. And like he literally put his feet on the breast of the other blue heron and pushed it and stretched it out.

[A]

You didn't video it?

[D]

I have a two minute video of it on my phone.

[A]

You gonna share it?

[D]

You want to see it?

[C]

Yeah, we want things like

[A]

send it, text it to me. Sigh. Needs to see.

[B]

I didn't see that because look, I watched the stupid one of these turkey buzzards.

[A]

How's it going to be stupid?

[B]

Hey, he ate about a 12 pound bass. This thing was like, looked like that long and this wide because he kept throwing him up in the air and catching him. And I literally followed it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, where was this 12 pound bass, huh?

[B]

If. Hey, hey. He caught him in. That ate him. I know that. So them things you saw me, a

[A]

turkey buzzard caught a 12 pound bass out of Shinny, which is impressive by itself, and then flew it all the way to Size House television.

[B]

This was a pbs. It was a fishing soap.

[D]

Still dances.

[B]

Hey. I just. When I looked and he swallowed him, I went, no wonder they hate these things and they kill a bunch of them.

[D]

We need to come out with a turkey buzzard bait.

[A]

A turkey buzzard bait.

[B]

Just catch a 12 pound bass. Spiller goes to church with us. He's a government man.

[D]

Wildlife agent.

[B]

Yeah. And hey, he goes out and they shot thousands of them. They was always saying, oh, they're extinct. You can't kill them.

[D]

You talking about like predation tags or something?

[B]

Yeah. So, hey. But hey, that's why if a bunch of them descend on A farm, fish pond that are doing it for business. They'll eat the pond dry. This video is if you get a 12 pound bass. Look. Yeah, great, y'. All.

[A]

Is there snow on the ground?

[D]

This is like during the ice storm.

[A]

Oh, well, I don't know how to get it on my. The tv, but me and sire currently watching it.

[B]

Watch it. I said, okay.

[D]

This was like, for 10 minutes.

[B]

Yeah. It takes a long time.

[D]

I made Bella watch. She was in the car. I was like, we gotta watch this, babe.

[A]

I just hear what side said.

[C]

What?

[D]

He said.

[A]

He goes, yeah, it takes a long time to drown.

[B]

Well, no, it does.

[A]

Have you ever done it?

[C]

This is crazy.

[B]

Well, come close, but, you know, you gotta think about. They had bound to have a dispute over the fishing grounds.

[D]

No, I looked it up. They're like, pretty territorial like the males. So I don't know if another male came in. I think that's just kind of what they do. Like, that was his pond and he was gonna let that dude know life.

[B]

Hey, that's a big bird.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

He was huge.

[B]

Oh, no, those are giant.

[D]

And I'm just telling you, I'm just driving down the dill. I'm like, oh, my God.

[A]

That's just happening in your yard.

[D]

In the pond. At the pond. All I hear is I'm like, oh, my gosh.

[B]

Territorial dispute.

[D]

I'm telling you, he done took him down.

[A]

Is that how y' all used to act back in Vivian?

[B]

Hey, we follow a lot.

[A]

I'm glad the world's not like that anymore. Hunter, I'm trying to send you that.

[D]

By the way, the clip is watching.

[B]

But watching wildlife, you learn a lot. Yeah, they're upstairs.

[D]

Survival of the fittest.

[B]

Hey, that's the way life works.

[A]

He's not wrong.

[D]

There's no emotions played into their decisions, really.

[A]

They're just trying to eat or do whatever it is that God program them to do.

[B]

I like it. Delusional confidence. He's still reading the computer. Oh, I meant to say one thing about that.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Tell us, with people of confidence, would you say they fail more or less than those without confidence?

[D]

I guess it would just have to depend on, like, they keep trying. Yeah, yeah, they keep trying. I would say they probably more. But it also depends on the kind of comp. Like, do you have rational confidence or irrational confidence?

[B]

So some would call it most of those. Hey, most of your leaders. Okay. They're very confident people.

[D]

Yeah. It just depends on what you're confident in. I'll put the question if you're confident in Jesus Christ or you're confident in something else, like a different religion? What would you say? Like.

[B]

Well, no, I would say that's what I was gonna bring up while ago. Was a slang thing.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

With man, you're limited, but that is

[A]

not what that verse is about.

[B]

God, everything is a.

[D]

Hey. Philippians 4:13. I can do all things through Christ.

[B]

That's the one he's on.

[A]

He's gonna look like Tim Tebow out in the parking lot with a sling here pretty soon. Just throwing rocks.

[E]

Somebody.

[D]

Hey, somebody put sa in a picture like King David throwing us the gladiator gear.

[B]

Probably could find me one. Buy me a boot that's got a long leather tongue.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And then cut it out.

[A]

Update. Martin bought.

[B]

He bought me two. He bought me two. And they. They not.

[D]

They're not good.

[B]

I've got to build my own. Oh, man. I never thought about it at the time. We should have had to sling to throw at the pigeons on the cotton gin. I'd have had more pigeons in my chicken coop.

[A]

Do you have any pigeons in your chicken coop?

[C]

I don't have any pigeons. I got some pigeons that camp, though.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Pet pictures.

[B]

Did you get some more bees?

[C]

They just live in the pavilion.

[B]

Have you got any more bees?

[C]

I got my bees. I'll pull some honey. Oh, I forgot about that. Also, we have about a hundred thousand bees, so you can count that to my living animals bees.

[B]

Well, he's gonna have all kind of honey and honey.

[C]

I'll pull some honey out for our locust and honey meal.

[B]

There you go. When he finds the locust, he's so

[A]

sad that this is fresh honey.

[B]

Hey, he'll bring fresh honey with the locust.

[A]

You also have bees.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. We kind of pondered on him.

[B]

We've done a film on that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And he filmed that.

[C]

They're up there by the gate. They used to be in the backfield, but now they're up there, like, by the gate at the front of the driveway.

[D]

John Luke can tell me if I'm wrong, but John Luke inherited all animals from Doug Dynasty, the revival.

[C]

All from Duck Dynasty, the revival.

[A]

Anything that showed up is yours.

[C]

Any animal that was on the show, he did it.

[A]

Willing to take that dog.

[B]

Do you or your kids ride the horses?

[A]

Who's got horses?

[B]

Williams Farm.

[C]

At the farm. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I mean, we used to ride the horses.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't ride old now, though.

[A]

I don't. I'm not getting horses.

[D]

They're just grazers.

[B]

Yeah, no, horses are great.

[A]

They're not grazers. They're great.

[D]

I dis. I mean, I agree and disagree.

[C]

Well, you look at them every day. You get to see the horse.

[A]

I'm not touching a horse.

[D]

Horses are cool.

[A]

I just want the horse realized once

[B]

you started doing it. No. Yeah.

[A]

You went against horses.

[D]

Against him.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm not getting on no horse.

[D]

Why?

[A]

What if he figures out that he's in charge?

[B]

That's when you bust you pussy right

[A]

in the nose, and that's when he turns around and bites you.

[D]

If you punch a horse in the nose, you're gonna break your hand.

[B]

Yeah, I had one bite me, and I punched him as hard as I could hit him right there in the note. And he lifted me.

[A]

I had the rain illusional confidence.

[B]

And he lifted me off the ground, and then I pulled him back up to me and I said, now do you know who's in charge?

[D]

We should start a series.

[B]

Or do I have to punch you in the nose again? Fictional stories, you stupid idiot.

[F]

Can I add something?

[A]

That's called the duck call. Ref.

[C]

Add that to our Mythbusters episode.

[F]

Can I add something weird?

[A]

Please do, Hunter.

[F]

I once went on a date with a girl, and we were messing with bees. We were filming a bee video, and I told you.

[C]

Hold on.

[A]

What number date?

[D]

There's a lot of backstory to this.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Why does everything with you date number go to you?

[C]

You went straight to B movies.

[A]

Date number two, you were like, you like bees?

[F]

I needed. I. I had to go film a video of my best friend's mom messing with bees because that's her whole job. And I was like, I'll just bring this girl with me. We both kind of know cameras. It didn't go so well.

[A]

Did you get stung?

[F]

I did. I did.

[A]

How many times?

[F]

Just once.

[C]

On the head.

[F]

I don't think so.

[C]

Oh, and she's still.

[B]

She's not around anymore? No, she's crazy.

[D]

No, she's gone with the wind.

[A]

She's crazy. You took her on a date with bees?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, not even, like, hey, we've been together for a while. You want to go see some bees? Like, hey, hey, we hung out one time.

[F]

I'm a fun. How many fun times? Yeah, I take you to go see bees.

[D]

Is this your dating profile?

[A]

Like, hey, don't need a dating profile anymore. As soon as we tried to make him one, he's like, practically this married that girlfriend still.

[F]

Hey, not the b.

[B]

The one story. Me and Phil, squirrel hunting. Okay. And he crosses a fence. He goes first and the fence post is right down his ground and just, you know, up hanging on the wire. Well, Phil went through and shook it up. Well, guess what's inside that Rotten fence posts.

[C]

Bees.

[B]

Bees.

[C]

Bees.

[B]

When I got through, I split my pants. When I get through there, well, they get after me. And I had read somewhere in a book that if you're being chased by a swarm of bees, fall down and they will just go over you and they'll have to come back to try to find you.

[D]

I was in Winnie the Pooh.

[B]

Well, hey, here's what I didn't. Here's what I didn't know. I had ripped my pants. And guess what? I had a target.

[A]

A bullseye.

[B]

You had a full moon. And if you've ever watched Bob Wild Baksheep, the World War II story about.

[A]

Is this a movie?

[B]

Yeah. No. Yeah, it's the guy that had a squadron of fighters. They were fighter pilots. Well, hey, I remember a lot of his. You know, they'd be flying over and the leader would say. I would get on the radio and he'd say, hey, right down below us, there's the target. That's the way the abyss was that day. I fell down and all it did. The leader of the bees said. And then, hey, they stung me 27 times on my behind. Yeah, that's the biggest my butt has ever been. And my mother, when she was pulling

[A]

the stinger, it was just like regular size.

[B]

Oh, no, no. My mother.

[C]

You could actually sit on the toilet.

[B]

Mama was just dying, laughing, pulling the stingers out. And I said, it ain't funny. She said, if you could see how big your butt is, you would laugh too.

[A]

You would laugh. Because the other day I posted that video of you with the slingshot. And the top comment was, psy has negative butt. Look at.

[B]

No, no. Yeah, negative.

[A]

Your shoulder blades come down further than yours.

[B]

I come down off my back and it goes in.

[D]

I say this. I'll say this like I say to Zane. You're the type person's legs that even with the lid down, you still fall in the toilet when you sit on it.

[A]

Got him.

[B]

That's a good one. Oh, boy. All right. What you got? What's their own?

[A]

Well, I had to go look up

[B]

what Baba Black Sheep was.

[A]

That's apparently a TV show from 1970.

[D]

1976, that was.

[B]

Who's the Star?

[A]

I don't. None of us were alive.

[B]

Who's a star of it?

[D]

I'm the star. Come on.

[A]

I don't know that guy.

[B]

Yeah, well, what's his name?

[A]

Robert Conrad.

[B]

Yeah, Robert Conrad.

[D]

Mr. Conrad.

[A]

Mr. Conrad was Major Greg Pappy.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

What a name, Happy.

[A]

But Williamson, I have no idea. Anyway, in First John 5, the Bible says this John's writing it. John wrote First John, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Had to.

[B]

First John, John.

[A]

Say that I write these things to you who believe in the name of the Son of God so you will know that you have eternal life. This is the confidence we have in approaching God. That if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us and we know that he hears us. Whatever we ask, we know that we asked of him.

[B]

Guess what I'm gonna say before I throw that rock. Oh, Lord, let me throw it. Three miles.

[D]

You better hope it's in his wheel.

[A]

The only way it's gonna happen.

[D]

Hey, you better hope it's in that wheel, baby.

[A]

He's gonna hear you. If he's gonna angels in the outfield, it out there.

[B]

We'll see. We don't. We don't have. Because we don't ask. So guess what? That day, I'm gonna ask it with confidence. Let me throw this rock. 3. Getting Jody and Martin's face.

[D]

We need some prayer warriors for S's rock throwing abilities.

[A]

All right, we gotta go. We'll see y' all next time right here in the duck call room.