John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace

Summary

Duck Call Room: Episode Summary
Episode Title: John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Release Date: February 6, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, Willie Robertson, Jase Robertson, among others

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Introduction

In this lively episode of the Duck Call Room, hosts Si Robertson, Justin Martin, Willie Robertson, and Jase Robertson delve into the amusing and chaotic attempts of John Godwin to enjoy a peaceful retirement. True to the show’s reputation, the conversation intertwines hunting adventures, fishing tales, family anecdotes, and humorous escapades, all delivered with the signature wit and camaraderie that fans have come to love.

John Godwin’s Struggle to Retire ([00:25] - [07:00])

The episode kicks off with a playful banter about starting the show, as the hosts attempt to coordinate and joke about being late. The central theme revolves around John Godwin’s attempts to retire, only to have his plans humorously thwarted by his wife.

Si Robertson remarks, “I love God when being retired. I miss you every day, buddy. But dad gum, I love you being retired.” ([01:36]) highlighting the affectionate yet teasing dynamic.

Jase Robertson adds, “We’re sitting here wondering when you were going to show up because you used to always be early and now you’re late, but you walk in with dinner.” ([01:47])

This segment underscores the persistent yet endearing interference of John’s wife in his retirement plans, setting the stage for a series of humorous stories about his ongoing antics.

Fishing and Hunting Tales ([02:00] - [21:00])

The conversation seamlessly transitions into fishing and hunting stories, with Justin Martin sharing experiences about crappie fishing and dealing with elusive catches. The hosts discuss various fishing techniques, bait preferences, and the challenges of hunting different bird species.

At [02:10], Justin Martin shares, “I run that forward facing sonar out there about 250.” emphasizing his fishing prowess, while Si Robertson responds with encouragement, “Kept up with him. Oh, man.” ([02:18])

They delve into the intricacies of hunting jacks, woodcocks, and other game, accompanied by light-hearted teasing and competitive banter. Willie Robertson humorously mentions the difficulty in catching certain species, saying, “Jacks wouldn’t come in really well.” ([21:18])

Culinary Adventures and Cooking Mishaps ([07:00] - [15:00])

Food and cooking emerge as recurring themes, with the hosts sharing stories about preparing meals after hunts. Jase Robertson recounts how his nieces learned to fry fish from his father, leading to a jovial discussion about seasoning and cooking techniques.

At [08:12], Willie Robertson chuckles, “Yeah, I like this Gunslinger boys seasoning. He’s a gunslinger.” reflecting on the unique flavors they create. The conversation takes a humorous turn when discussing the challenges of cooking large quantities of fish, with Si Robertson exclaiming, “That’s a doggone biggin.” ([02:10])

Health, Lifestyle, and Advertisements ([11:00] - [22:00])

Amidst the casual banter, the episode integrates promotional segments in a subtle manner. Si Robertson introduces Rocket Money, a personal finance app, discussing its benefits for managing subscriptions and expenses. Following this, a Helix Sleep advertisement is woven into the conversation, where the hosts praise the mattresses for improving sleep quality.

Si Robertson states, “We got Helix mattresses. The unashamed guys got them. Sadie’s got one. They are seriously the best.” ([22:26])

These segments maintain the episode’s flow, blending seamlessly with the hosts’ natural dialogue without disrupting the engaging narrative.

Audience Interaction and Voicemails ([30:00] - [37:00])

Engagement with the audience is a staple of the Duck Call Room, and this episode is no exception. Listeners' voicemails introduce new stories and humorous inquiries, adding layers to the conversation.

One standout voicemail involves a tale about a persistent vacuum cleaner salesman who ends up disastrously ruining a carpet. Willie Robertson vividly narrates, “He poured a five-gallon bucket full of horse manure... She says, bon appetit, dude.” ([52:03])

This story exemplifies the show's blend of real-life mishaps with comedic storytelling, further enhancing the relatability and humor that define the podcast.

Humorous Mishaps and Glue Story ([35:00] - [45:00])

A recurring joke throughout the episode is centered around Gorilla Glue and its challenging application. The hosts share anecdotes about attempting to use glue for various fixes, leading to a comedic scenario where Hunter gets inadvertently stuck.

At [36:09], Si Robertson quips, “What do you mean?” responding to Martin's attempt to repair the mishap, highlighting the playful frustration among the hosts. The situation escalates with exaggerated solutions, such as considering band-aids and super glue, all delivered in good humor.

Concluding Reflections and Final Thoughts ([46:00] - [54:40])

As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reflect on lighter topics, including emotional support animals and humorous comparisons between various pets. Jase Robertson muses, “How can something... We got the reason a wolf and a cat.” ([46:43]), leading to a funny discussion about unconventional emotional support pets like rabbits and crocodiles.

The finale centers around a memorable voicemail from Star, a listener, who shares a heartfelt yet amusing message. Jase Robertson recites a biblical quote, connecting it to the idea of aiming high and embracing the unexpected outcomes, aptly summing up the episode's blend of humor, advice, and heartfelt moments.

Willie Robertson concludes with a philosophical touch: “Always shoot for the moon, boys. And then guess what? If you don’t make it, you fall among the stars.” ([54:40])

Key Quotes

• Si Robertson: “I love God when being retired. I miss you every day, buddy. But dad gum, I love you being retired.” ([01:36])
• Jase Robertson: “We’re sitting here wondering when you were going to show up because you used to always be early and now you’re late, but you walk in with dinner.” ([01:47])
• Justin Martin: “I run that forward facing sonar out there about 250.” ([02:10])
• Willie Robertson: “Jacks wouldn’t come in really well.” ([21:18])
• Si Robertson: “We got Helix mattresses. The unashamed guys got them. Sadie’s got one. They are seriously the best.” ([22:26])
• Willie Robertson: “Always shoot for the moon, boys. And then guess what? If you don’t make it, you fall among the stars.” ([54:40])

Conclusion

In "John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace," the Duck Call Room delivers another engaging and laughter-filled episode. Through a tapestry of personal stories, fishing and hunting tales, and humorous family interactions, the hosts paint a vivid picture of life in the Duck Commander’s world. The seamless integration of audience interactions and light-hearted advertisements ensures a dynamic listening experience, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Willie Robertson]

Oh.

[Jase Robertson]

Anyway, we're trying to start an episode of the Duck Call Room right now.

[Si Robertson]

Yes. And the Goblin's late, but anybody want fish? He asked me if I had a cooler. Good night, Olivia.

[Jase Robertson]

Gracious.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a good one.

[Jase Robertson]

He's a.

[Si Robertson]

No, that ain't a good one. That's a doggone bigot.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, shoot. Oh, well, I mean, I've been in shiners all morning.

[Si Robertson]

Look here, look, I was texting me, said, you got a cooler? I said, yes, sir. Yes, sir, I do.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, Well, I think.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, hey, when a man asks you if you got a cooler, you go put ice in it.

[Martin]

Oh, this is the good.

[Willie Robertson]

Is this the good one? That's a good one there.

[Si Robertson]

That's a doggone biggin.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a good one.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, that's a great one.

[Willie Robertson]

Big old good one.

[Si Robertson]

That's a dang great big. Oh, look at that. Dinner, baby.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that's gonna be good to eat.

[Si Robertson]

You're gonna.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, you already told me what you're doing for dinner. Let me have them, huh?

[Si Robertson]

I can't sell them, but I can take donations.

[Martin]

That's enough to stir up the grease.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, them's going right on that. That flat top. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, them's gonna meet a. Them's gonna meet a griddle.

[Willie Robertson]

They're going on the grid.

[Jase Robertson]

And some butter Godwin's going to wash his hands. Well, welcome back to the duck call room.

[Si Robertson]

No, he ain't gonna wash. Hey, you can't.

[Willie Robertson]

We're.

[Jase Robertson]

We're four just absolute slabs into this episode.

[Si Robertson]

I love God when being retired. I miss you every day, buddy. But dad gum, I love you being retired.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. We're sitting here wondering when you were going to show up because you used to always be early and now you're late, but you walk in with dinner.

[Martin]

Yeah, I was busy.

[Si Robertson]

Ms. Brittany gonna give you shiner money or something, you know.

[Martin]

Yeah, I'm just running around out there looking around.

[Si Robertson]

Just looking around. That's a dang biggin. That one's big. There you go, Goblin. Thank you.

[Martin]

There's about 50 in that school.

[Willie Robertson]

About 50 boys.

[Martin]

I caught two of them out of it.

[Si Robertson]

And then them suckers, they disappear on you.

[Martin]

Oh, no. I run that forward facing sonar out there about 250.

[Si Robertson]

Kept up with him. Oh, man.

[Martin]

Boy, I got fin.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, you did? You got got. Oh, that's a guy.

[Martin]

He job the hole in me.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he got. He thinks he. He thinks he got the last laugh. But I'm gonna job a bigger hole in him. Yeah, When I knock both sides off of him.

[Martin]

You put plenty of hot spices on that sucker.

[Jase Robertson]

My nieces cooked fish last night. My dad's done taught my nieces how to fry fish.

[Willie Robertson]

Magical seasoning, huh? French fries seasoning.

[Si Robertson]

You got french fry seasoning that made french fries.

[Martin]

Let me taste that crappy chocolate.

[Si Robertson]

All right. Well, welcome back to the duck call room. A little different start today's. But no, we're back. Life is grand. Life is good. Hunter's gonna start the clock here at some point and.

[Jase Robertson]

And we're going to get. Well, we've already been.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, we've been rolling, but at least we'll have some idea of where we're at. What day is what.

[Martin]

Why do you even worry about time?

[Si Robertson]

What is today? Monday?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, because I wouldn't worried about time. He's retired.

[Si Robertson]

Because I'm not retired, and that's why.

[Jase Robertson]

Not bad.

[Si Robertson]

I have.

[Martin]

It's all. You know, I don't do nothing, and I don't start that till noon.

[Willie Robertson]

Smell to it.

[Jase Robertson]

Smell to it. You don't start doing what till noon?

[Martin]

Nothing.

[Jase Robertson]

That's so awesome. Size got gifts galore. Over here, Martin's got 18 empty boxes and now a cooler full of crappie. And at his desk.

[Si Robertson]

Hey. Hey, man.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey.

[Martin]

Is that a check?

[Si Robertson]

No, I don't think real quick.

[Hunter]

I don't mean to sound needy. Psy, can you make sure you're pretty close to the mic?

[Willie Robertson]

Yes, sir, I can.

[Si Robertson]

All right, so we gotta go back old school.

[Martin]

Who's got his headset?

[Willie Robertson]

Huh? He took it.

[Si Robertson]

No, it. It's here.

[Willie Robertson]

Here. I got an ear bleeding.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he. He got over there and got himself got to messing with a scab on his ear and that thing started pouring blood. So.

[Jase Robertson]

I wish Hunter would have done that. In the microphone, he goes. Excuse me. Excuse me.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't want to sound needy.

[Martin]

What you got there?

[Si Robertson]

Well, I finally cleaned out.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Mark.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, y'all said y'all settle down in there.

[Martin]

It'll be all right.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, we got gifts galore from Martin's corners and caves of his office.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, so I forgot some of this stuff. This is from like. His name's Jeremiah, I'm pretty sure. Johnson London, I believe. No, just Johnson. That should have been a lot easier.

[Martin]

How could you have forgotten that?

[Si Robertson]

Well, watch me. I got twins now, what can I say but he sent God or not God when he sent sigh A U.S. army NASCAR.

[Martin]

Give it to J.R. you can't give.

[Jase Robertson]

You can't give twins. Two things.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think that's Junior.

[Willie Robertson]

Can they follow it?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, that ain't Junior.

[Jase Robertson]

But did you hear what he wants you to do with that?

[Martin]

What year is this?

[Jase Robertson]

Give it to the smaller twin.

[Willie Robertson]

I'll give it to the twins, then they follow.

[Martin]

Oh, no.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. That's just what we need.

[Willie Robertson]

Brotherly love.

[Si Robertson]

We. That's just what we need. We need to encourage more scraps between those two.

[Jase Robertson]

Martin's got to buy two of everything.

[Willie Robertson]

That's it, boys.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, no, I'm gonna. Hey, there's one of us that's a NASCAR fan in here like a mega.

[Martin]

I already know that.

[Si Robertson]

So, Goblin, I'm gonna trade you a number eight diecast. Nascar. That side just gave me for four crappie.

[Martin]

Good trade.

[Si Robertson]

See, look at there. Look how easy that was.

[Jase Robertson]

I think Martin won that trade.

[Willie Robertson]

Good trade.

[Martin]

The tires even turn left.

[Jase Robertson]

Where'd you catch some fish?

[Martin]

Huh?

[Jase Robertson]

Where'd you catch them fish?

[Willie Robertson]

Water. Tiny in the water.

[Si Robertson]

That's all they gonna say.

[Martin]

But, hey, I called them out there by the.

[Si Robertson]

That's how you know they fresh.

[Martin]

I was in the water, see the spillway. But I wasn't at the spell.

[Willie Robertson]

Right. He could see it, but he wasn't at it.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, there you go.

[Martin]

They're out in the middle. They're starting to head. The water temperature is 50 degrees, so they're. They're fixing to start heading towards them pockets.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, there you go.

[Martin]

And look, Start heading up.

[Si Robertson]

So if you want to catch them with god1gobin guides dot com.

[Martin]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

He's retired, but he can be rented for half a day.

[Martin]

Right.

[Jase Robertson]

So thinking about getting in on that phenomenal fee.

[Willie Robertson]

He will put you on them black crappies.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. And provide snacks and all the things. And soon enough, if you need a place to stay, you can get with Johnny D. Hey, hold on.

[Jase Robertson]

We're not there yet. Holler at me after Valentine's Day. I got you.

[Si Robertson]

Really? Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Little Candy Lake action. Maybe.

[Willie Robertson]

Maybe.

[Jase Robertson]

It could fall through.

[Willie Robertson]

It could fall through.

[Martin]

Why?

[Si Robertson]

I don't. Inspectors.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know.

[Martin]

Real estate inspectors and such.

[Si Robertson]

They need to be shot on site.

[Willie Robertson]

Always causing trouble.

[Jase Robertson]

Always cause. No, it should go down. I'm gonna buy a bunch of my pillow stuff and put in there, too.

[Si Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

Pictures of Goblin on the wall.

[Si Robertson]

Michael and Dale on a flag out front. He got you. You're gonna need some of that second skin on him. Or new skin, whatever it's called.

[Martin]

You don't have to super glue in that. It goes all the way down there. To that bone.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. I'm glad Johnny D ain't here. I'd probably make him a little queasy.

[Martin]

Well, don't go to the deck of my boat.

[Jase Robertson]

You got blood everywhere.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, good. He would run in blood. He got me.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, guys, you good? Well, God, when I appreciate your sacrifice, I will say that.

[Martin]

Well, somebody got it.

[Si Robertson]

That was a good entrance, man. Just a big old crappy. Come around.

[Jase Robertson]

That thing was huge.

[Si Robertson]

Big.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that way.

[Si Robertson]

That's a dog. But size. Got some mail from the. I think the doll family maybe.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Dustin.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, Dustin.

[Jase Robertson]

Dustin said you like the Chiefs. Me like the Chiefs. We're not even from Kansas. Here's a bunch of stuff.

[Si Robertson]

Here's you a flag and a shirt and some barbecue sauce.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I like this Gunslinger boys seasoning. He's a gunslinger.

[Martin]

You think they gonna win?

[Willie Robertson]

That is the question. I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of game it is. The way the Eagles whooped up on the Commanders.

[Martin]

That old boy can run.

[Willie Robertson]

I just think they were very lucky. They had about seven turnovers. I don't think they will have that many with the Kansas City Chiefs.

[Jase Robertson]

I have a question for everybody. What is that actually?

[Si Robertson]

What are we eating?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, that's by far.

[Willie Robertson]

That's more important that.

[Jase Robertson]

That is at the tip of this Super Bowl.

[Willie Robertson]

I might have me a pizza party that night.

[Martin]

I'm going to be in Ohio now. I'll be flying.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm going to have me a time to start.

[Martin]

I might be home by the time 5:00 or so. Going to be close.

[Willie Robertson]

Jalapenos, pepperoni and hamburger.

[Jase Robertson]

Praise the Lord.

[Si Robertson]

Praise God for that.

[Jase Robertson]

I had one of those Saturday night.

[Willie Robertson]

Just gorge myself on it.

[Jase Robertson]

Ah, sounds fun. No, my question about the super bowl is do you know who's performing the halftime show?

[Willie Robertson]

No, who is?

[Jase Robertson]

Okay, you don't know.

[Si Robertson]

Martin, you told me the other day. Is the only reason I have any inkling to it. It's, it's so.

[Jase Robertson]

So. I'd never heard of this man Swift. No, it's some guy named Lamar.

[Si Robertson]

Lamar Kendrick Lamar.

[Jase Robertson]

Kendrick Lamar.

[Si Robertson]

Lamar Kendrick.

[Jase Robertson]

And don't be like, oh, well, what does he do? Not family friendly. I tell you.

[Willie Robertson]

That rapper. Yeah, okay.

[Jase Robertson]

I was like, I've never. I've legitimately never heard of him. And he's playing the super bowl and I'm like, am I that guy now?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you're that old.

[Jase Robertson]

Am I?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, but I've heard of him, but I don't know.

[Jase Robertson]

I feel like I've heard of him.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, but.

[Jase Robertson]

But I was like, I don't know what he sings. So I went to Spotify, played a song. Thank goodness my kids weren't. And then I was like, how is this going to work in the Super Bowl? Also, I've never heard a single song.

[Martin]

None of them.

[Jase Robertson]

None of them.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, I think I have, but that's only because a buddy of mine, I think listens to I like some Kendrick Lamar.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, my goodness.

[Si Robertson]

Of course you do. That's why you fit in every crowd. We've already told you this.

[Hunter]

One of his albums won a Grammy.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't even know.

[Si Robertson]

So did Beyonce last night for country. So, yeah, I want to talk about that.

[Martin]

What is it?

[Jase Robertson]

Beyonce won the Grammy for best country Album.

[Willie Robertson]

Are you kidding me?

[Jase Robertson]

True story.

[Willie Robertson]

I won. What? She was over at Dallas and sang yeah, sure. Or the Cowboys.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, let's go with that. It's a new year, that's what it is. Now that you're retired, like, you got all this time on your hands, so it's time for you to get organized.

[Martin]

And we've been doing that.

[Si Robertson]

A fixed income, financial wellness matters.

[Martin]

Don't shutting stuff off and everything else getting down there and. Cause Ms. Paula said we on lockdown.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you know how to make that even easier, don't you? Our friends over at Rocket Money can help make that easier because in case you sign up for something, forget about it, you know, they can tell you, hey man, you got this coming up. Or you know, sometimes it just gets weird. Like unexpected expenses come up, so they help track your spending. All the things. Rocket Money is the personal finance app that finds and cancels your own wanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bill so that you can grow your savings. You can see all your subscriptions in one place. And if you see something you don't want, Rocket Money can help you cancel it. Rocket Money's dashboard gives you a clear view of your expenses across all of your accounts. You can create personalized budgets to help keep spending on track. You can get alerts if your bill increases. Like this happened alert like this happened to me last month.

[Martin]

Well, I know you get them subscription because you're watching that one series and then you forget about it.

[Si Robertson]

Or the one game or the one thing. Yeah, I've had many subscriptions.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, which is why I have Rocket Money app on my phone.

[Si Robertson]

But the cool thing is they have a new goals feature that automatically helps you save money. Look at Rocket Money will even try to negotiate to lower your bills for you. They automatically scan your bills to find opportunities to save. Then you can ask them to negotiate for you. They will deal with customer service so that you don't have to. Rocket Money has over 5 million users and has saved a total of $500 million in canceled subscriptions, saving members up to $740 a year. When using all the app's premium features, cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to Rocket Money dot com. That's RocketMoney dot com one more time. RocketMoney dot com. Who was she up against? Do we know? I meant because I'm not. Let me tell you what on the list of my things not to do is watch the Grammys. I mean, I just.

[Jase Robertson]

I got heard of the person doing the super bowl shows, but I saw we used to have Michael Jackson.

[Si Robertson]

I saw that she won, and I was like, well, I wonder who her competition was.

[Jase Robertson]

Give me one moment.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, you would think it had to be, what, like Morgan Wallen, I'm guessing, was probably up there.

[Martin]

Sign the psychotics.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, No, I don't think they made it.

[Jase Robertson]

They didn't get it quite. Grammy, country album nominees.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's what we need to know. We need to know who that is.

[Jase Robertson]

Last year, Laney Wilson won it.

[Si Robertson]

That seems right.

[Jase Robertson]

Against Kelsey Ballerini.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

The Brothers Osborne. Tyler. I haven't even heard of these people either. I just don't listen to music, I guess.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

This year, Beyonce.

[Si Robertson]

The winner.

[Jase Robertson]

The winner. The runner up, Chris Stapleton.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, my God.

[Martin]

Say what?

[Jase Robertson]

He can't.

[Si Robertson]

You can't. How? Huh? How do you even put them in the same category?

[Jase Robertson]

Somebody named Casey Musgraves came in third. Can you say Post Malone's on here?

[Si Robertson]

Posty.

[Jase Robertson]

I thought he was a rapper.

[Si Robertson]

UNCLE s biggest fan. Posty.

[Hunter]

Well, his country album wasn't that bad, actually.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, my gosh. How does he know so much?

[Willie Robertson]

His album was that bad.

[Si Robertson]

I'm way more interested if Post he does a Christian album.

[Jase Robertson]

I'd listen to that. Yeah, I listen to Kanye's Christian album all the time. Although he just has his wife running around naked everywhere, which is weird.

[Si Robertson]

You see that?

[Jase Robertson]

Don't open your phone.

[Si Robertson]

Why?

[Jase Robertson]

It's just naked. Kanye's wife at the Grammys, she was naked.

[Si Robertson]

Who's that? Who's his wife?

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

Is it one of the Kardashian people?

[Jase Robertson]

No, not anymore. Some naked girl. And I was like, put some clothes on.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. I said, no.

[Jase Robertson]

It was a wild night, huh?

[Si Robertson]

Well, I still don't wish I had watched it.

[Jase Robertson]

No.

[Martin]

I was driving home from Carruthersville.

[Jase Robertson]

What's there?

[Martin]

That other store.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, Grizzly Jig.

[Martin]

I've seen three honeyhole hats in there.

[Jase Robertson]

In there.

[Martin]

I said, man, where'd you get that hat? He said, man, I love the honeyhole.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, Grizzly Jigs is a. They're like the US Of. What's it, Missouri.

[Si Robertson]

Is that where they're. Yeah. Well, I spoke down in South Texas and what you. I saw one honeyhole hat and had about four people say, yeah, we've been by there. Had. Stop by the honeyhole, see John David.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I was like, there you go.

[Martin]

When in Wisconsin?

[Si Robertson]

Huh?

[Martin]

When we was up there.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

Where the. The dog food people.

[Jase Robertson]

Some lady named Kim came in the store today and she screamed at me.

[Martin]

Why?

[Jase Robertson]

I was walking out of the back. I just put some rods up and she goes, johnny D. And I was.

[Martin]

Like, whoa, I didn't do it.

[Jase Robertson]

And she's like, does that. I'm sorry, does that make you uncomfortable when people get excited to. And I was like, lady, whenever somebody's so excited to meet me that they scream, it actually makes me feel pretty good inside.

[Si Robertson]

So there you go.

[Jase Robertson]

Fire away. Her name was Kim. She was hilarious.

[Martin]

I know. People say, don't you get tired of taking pictures? I say, it, whoops, 12 hour graveyards. I did that for 21 years.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Then he come here for 25.

[Martin]

This is way better. Building duck calls.

[Jase Robertson]

And you ain't even doing that anymore. You're just talking into the can and fishing.

[Martin]

That's right.

[Willie Robertson]

He's talking to the can boys.

[Jase Robertson]

Man, what all did you do in South Texas?

[Martin]

You.

[Jase Robertson]

You were out there baptizing people in the cold.

[Si Robertson]

I did do that. Yeah. Two of them decided they wanted to get baptized.

[Martin]

Was it cold?

[Si Robertson]

Was it cold?

[Martin]

You didn't act like it.

[Si Robertson]

Well, no, I mean, you can't. I mean, I didn't feel nothing. I mean, when it wasn't. When it's a spirit led moment, you know, I mean, like in the moment. No, I wouldn't call. I mean, look, I've been colder duck hunting, so. Yeah, I mean, you know, it was.

[Martin]

I mean, duck hunting anyway. So you used to.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. The water's probably 60 degrees, so, I mean, which is cold. But, you know, it was fine. I walked out there, I was like. Well, that one was. I didn't have video to one, but he was pretty easy because he like, feller. Now that one. And I had the video of. I said, Come on, Ham. Going to have to walk out here just a little bit further, a little bit deeper, because I. I don't. I don't know if I can get you down that far and get back up without one of us ending up in traction here, so. But it was weird. He had a. He had a weird request. He's a big fan, anyway, and he'd been. Now, I don't just do that because people are at events. I want to get baptized. We. We sat down and made sure. And his uncle confirmed that he had been wanting to do this for a minute, and. But he did. It's a weird request because he said, once you. Once you. He said. He said it first. Said, once. Once I come up, can you say, that's all of it? And I said, no, buddy, I'm gonna say that when you go in, because once you come up, that's a new beginning. That ain't all of it. I said, we just.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a new creation.

[Si Robertson]

I said, we just getting started. I said, I'll go Jason Aldean on. I mean, we just getting started when you come out of there. That ain't all of us. All of us right before you go in. And so that's why on the caption of that, it's. It shows me saying, that's all of it. But that was his request. But no, man, it was fun. I. Yeah, the other guy. What was his name? I. I put him in there. Brandon, maybe. Yeah, because that one was William. But anyway, he. He had a really cool story. Battle, drug addiction, all the things. Lost his fiance. Then they got cleaned together. They're in premarital counseling, and they were gonna do the baptism as, like, their first act together, like, him and her. But this was a men's conference, and he is like, I can't leave here without doing this. I said, well, call your woman. Well, let's. Let's make her confirm that this is okay, you know? Like, I don't want that to be some milestone y'all had, you know, circled with each other, and it's all. She was fired up. She was like, no, do it. She was just screaming on the other end of the phone. I was like, all right, well, as long as you're cool with it. No, man. 300 men in South Texas, and when I tell you in the middle of nowhere, buddy. We was in the middle of nowhere.

[Jase Robertson]

The picture looks very nowhere where.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it was. I ain't never even heard of the town I went through. We weren't in a town, but where'd.

[Martin]

You fly into Org?

[Si Robertson]

I drove.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You know what?

[Jase Robertson]

You went to a little place. What was old girl's name? Left voicemail.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, Jennifer.

[Jase Robertson]

Jennifer. Hey, Jennifer, guess where Martin sent me a picture from Bucky's.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I said, jd, A selfie from in front of Bucky's. I said, I'm about to make Jennifer big mad. Not only did I get one brisket sandwich, I got two of them.

[Willie Robertson]

I was.

[Si Robertson]

And you know what? I had to drive right back by coming home and go run it back. Did it again. You know what? I didn't have on my brisket gristle.

[Jase Robertson]

Thank you.

[Si Robertson]

I just think y'all had a bad deal. I don't know. It was. It was. It show was good. Took a few pictures in there because Bucky's is our fan base. So. Yeah, I had a good size level.

[Jase Robertson]

Where you can't go.

[Si Robertson]

No, but it don't take long. If I. If I. If I ramble around in there at all, it's. It's.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I ramble in a bucket.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I do too. They get me every time.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm gonna look at everything there is to offer.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I look just like a gadwall. Just spot to spot. Just kind of keep circling.

[Martin]

Hey, that's where the ducks are. Where I was at.

[Si Robertson]

Where? Just Brothersville, Missouri.

[Martin]

Not the right. North of.

[Si Robertson]

Just north of it. Oh, that's where they all were.

[Martin]

They were smashed.

[Si Robertson]

Because I'm gonna tell you where they ain't.

[Martin]

Oh, I know.

[Jase Robertson]

I want to go to that store.

[Martin]

They never got down.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Who were. What were you. Oh, you was just up there. Were you doing seminars and stuff?

[Martin]

I did one Saturday night.

[Jase Robertson]

On what? Catching slabs.

[Martin]

I talked about the Godwin crappie cat.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, the fishing pole.

[Jase Robertson]

I sold one to a Ulm bass fisherman.

[Martin]

Tell him it's a wacky worm.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, he's gonna drop shot the Mickey rig with it. Yeah, we're about to get real technical up in here.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I like how them bass fishermen got to make up names for stuff. The Mickey Rig. Just what crappie fisherman been doing. Yeah, you just drop a jig down there and hold it real steel right above her head. Same thing crappie fishermen been doing for a year. But you know what? We'll call it something else. But sigh. What'd you do this weekend? Anything sat at home. Oh, y'all had veterans hunt. Don't tell me you didn't do nothing. Y'all. Y'all went duck hunt?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we had a good hunt. Yeah, you know, two big Ballard drinks there you go seen about, oh, four, probably three or four hundred jacks.

[Martin]

Oh, they finally made it.

[Willie Robertson]

Jacks wouldn't come in really well.

[Si Robertson]

When you can't slick a jack, it's tough.

[Willie Robertson]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

That's right.

[Jase Robertson]

I love a good night's sleep, Martin. Ever since I got on this health kick, I've been trapping, tracking, tracking and trapping. My sleep score. Yeah, my sleep score is legit. You want to know why?

[Si Robertson]

I got a good idea.

[Jase Robertson]

Because I took a two minute quiz and my mattress is made for me.

[Si Robertson]

It is made for you. Made for you and your wife. Look. And the cool thing is, it is a simple Helix Sleep quiz. And you get matched with the moonlight.

[Jase Robertson]

Lux is what I was matched with.

[Si Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

Because I like a soft fluffy cloud and I sleep on my back and I also sleep like this.

[Martin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

He need a big one. He need a big mattress made just for him.

[Jase Robertson]

I love it up in that queen size bed. I got a lot of room.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I gotta say man, we've had these mattresses for three years and it is legit.

[Jase Robertson]

Legit.

[Si Robertson]

Been the best sleep we've ever had. We all got helit mattresses. The unashamed guys got them. Sadie's got one. They are seriously the best. And Johnny D's mother in law even wanted more. So look, you've been tracking your sleep. You score going up.

[Jase Robertson]

My score stay up.

[Si Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, we've had the Helix sleep mattress for three years.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, but you just put your Fitbit back.

[Jase Robertson]

I had it on for a year. But I know this, like whenever I'm researching, like what I need to do to get in better shape. And they say you need to sleep better. I know when I'm getting good sleep.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. And you wake up, no more back pain, body ache, stiff muscles, none of that stuff. You know, we travel a lot. Like we were just talking about. We're traveling all weekend. You know what you miss when you ain't home?

[Jase Robertson]

What do you miss when you're not home?

[Si Robertson]

Your own dad gum mattress. It is crazy how much they help you and how much better they feel. But that's the difference when you get a mattress made for you, not made for somebody else. That sounds good to you? Go to helixsleep.com mattress duck for 20% off site wide plus two free dream pillows with mattress purchase. That's helixsleep.com for 20 off site wipe plus two free dream pillows with mattress purchase. One more time. Helix sleep.com.

[Jase Robertson]

Somebody came in the store the other day to get their hunting license. And they, you know, you had to do the hip certification for migratory birds. And he looked at me and goes, do I still have to do this if I'm only hunting snipe? And I said, oh, no. Are you the one?

[Si Robertson]

Are you. Are you that I didn't know people? Are you the reason that question is on here?

[Jase Robertson]

Apparently that's an actual thing that he was about to go do. I just didn't think anybody actually did it.

[Si Robertson]

Didn't have a paper bag or nothing. Huh. I was like, he wasn't dark.

[Jase Robertson]

He was snipe hunting, man. And I was like, I have no idea the rules, dude. I was like, I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, dark without a flashlight anyway.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's a good eating bird. Got a kill. Kill a bunch of them, though.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't think I've ever even seen one.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, there. There's a. But there were a bunch of them here this last. And so a bunch of woodcock to actually showed up. So like, there's all those questions if you were.

[Willie Robertson]

Weird bird.

[Si Robertson]

What's that? What? Oh, yeah, he good eating.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he's good eating.

[Martin]

Long nose and a long legs.

[Si Robertson]

Mm. Yeah. So that's if you were after those. I think season still open on both of them dark meat. But they're here. They're here right now. But it does take a bunch of them to make a meal. It takes. But I think woodcock's what, like three per person or something? Or something. You don't even get to kill many of them.

[Willie Robertson]

It's fun to run up on them.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, they're cool. Scare you to death too, if you. Because they'll wait till you get right up.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Hey, Like a quail.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

You step on them and scare you. Like especially when a lot of them are around.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, well, we needed something because they wouldn't know there ain't no ducks left. That's. It's. It's a bleak day, but it's gonna be 80 degrees this week, so. Oh, man, that's gonna be bite you want. Oh, y'all about to start slinging this week.

[Martin]

I should have went up there and went in them codes. I bet you they own them 14 foot flats too. That's where they at. Oh, I was chasing them too deep.

[Si Robertson]

I'll use out there. Having fun though. That trolling motor on high and go, baby.

[Martin]

That's what I was doing.

[Si Robertson]

Just pan around. Boom bow right there.

[Martin]

Yeah, yeah, sure did. I need to take me a bass rig.

[Si Robertson]

I know A guy with some freeload.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's what I need.

[Si Robertson]

I know a guy with some freeloaders and plenty of jig heads. If you need to borrow somebody, you ain't even got to bring them back or mooch minnows. Whichever one you want to throw at.

[Jase Robertson]

Them, I'll sell them to you. Martin will probably give them to you.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Martin]

That's what I want.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you. You keep. You keep that ice flouncing around in that ice chest. You can have all of them you want.

[Jase Robertson]

I think your fish finally settled down.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, they cold now. They go. I get home, Waylon gonna go fish go night. Night.

[Martin]

Goes in your belly.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, fish go night. No, there ain't no good. Those are going to be. Those are going to be mom and dads after the boys go to bed in their belly.

[Jase Robertson]

You better post it.

[Si Robertson]

I will.

[Jase Robertson]

Just for me.

[Martin]

You gonna have to chop up a big. Them two biggins.

[Si Robertson]

What do you mean?

[Martin]

That's a big filet.

[Si Robertson]

That thing will flip on there just fine. I got a big griddle, Gavin.

[Jase Robertson]

Every time I cook fish on a griddle, it just becomes like ground fish.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Just all flaky and perfect.

[Si Robertson]

Amen.

[Martin]

Hey, old. This makes a smoke crappie dip. It is good.

[Jase Robertson]

Wait, what?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. That's what we had up there.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

What is it?

[Martin]

He made a big old container of it and brought it up there.

[Si Robertson]

That's how you know you catch a bunch of crappie when you got to start smoking them.

[Jase Robertson]

Turn them into dip.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. Eat them on like. I'm sure if you ever had like right here at the beach, like where they smoke him Spanish mackerel and stuff. And then the term.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't go to restaurants at the beach.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't even go to the beach anymore because it snowed there.

[Si Robertson]

It's good, but I mean, if, you know.

[Martin]

That's incredible.

[Si Robertson]

It snowed below us a bunch too. But if you. I mean, side by side, it was that smoked fish dip and goblins fried crappie. You know, no offense to Mr. Driscoll, but God was fried crappie were magnifique. I don't know how you sour cream on something and then fried and they don't taste good, but he did it.

[Jase Robertson]

And buddy, that much fish last night, did you? By myself.

[Si Robertson]

I crushed the last time I had fish Galvin cooked during duck season.

[Martin]

Oh, really?

[Si Robertson]

Well, yeah. Well, I mean, what about a couple of weeks ago? Whenever we's all up there together, I'll.

[Martin]

Find it later, throw in the towel.

[Si Robertson]

He said, nah.

[Martin]

You want me to find it?

[Si Robertson]

No, no, no, no, no. We ain't a cooking show, so it don't matter.

[Jase Robertson]

Are we, though?

[Si Robertson]

I mean, we talk about food a lot. We just cook and show it's good. We're not going to sit here and make it. But, hey, if you want to make it, I'll film it for Commander's Kitchen.

[Jase Robertson]

I got to eat it.

[Martin]

Might try it.

[Si Robertson]

I got a smoker right out there in the. In the warehouse. All we got to do, plug it up. Yeah. Pit boss out there, huh? Yeah, 100%.

[Martin]

When I ain't doing that, I got to go to Baton Rouge.

[Jase Robertson]

How many times in your life have you ever run out of propane in the middle of cooking something?

[Martin]

Oh, me?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Don't have.

[Martin]

I have one one time, I think.

[Jase Robertson]

I, I.

[Martin]

But I didn't have no extra. But most of the time, I check before I even start.

[Si Robertson]

I always have two propane tanks. One. Yeah. Slam full. Like, that's just the way I operate. I don't know.

[Jase Robertson]

I have two, too. And I ran out of the one and then.

[Si Robertson]

And you never went and refilled?

[Jase Robertson]

I went and refilled it, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

That's a problem. I had my griddle covered, and then out of gas.

[Jase Robertson]

I was cooking burgers. I was cooking sliders all small. I had a little chicken. I had a little pork. I had.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that's why that Instagram story. I never got to see the payoff. I saw the beginning. I never got to see them.

[Jase Robertson]

No. Because I was like, man, this thing kind of working right? It's kind of. It must be cold out here. And then I looked under no fire. I said, oh, no. Luckily I live close enough to Big Dave.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, he's got a bunch of bottles, like five.

[Martin]

Yeah, well, I usually do, but somebody hooked up one to the other fryer.

[Jase Robertson]

The other fryer?

[Martin]

Yeah. The little old just burner.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, that Johanna State. They stayed at the house. One that I'm. When we went to the camp and they went to cooking on that. I don't know what she cooked. I might have to ask her.

[Si Robertson]

But the fryer gone and a bottle gone.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And kids, ain't they something? That's what we're good. I laugh at that because I used to do that stuff to my dad all the time.

[Martin]

Get it?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. This. But you don't ever say it. Don't ever come back. It ain't a boomerang. It just is one. It's. You need directional.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. I took dad's Propane back. I was scared he'd notice.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, well, pro. Yeah. And plus, you got an empty one. You don't need it now. I mean, once you get done with it.

[Jase Robertson]

Like, both of them empty ones are in the back of my truck right now.

[Si Robertson]

That's the one good thing milk crates are good for. Like, a propane bottle sits perfectly in a milk crate. And you sit that in the back of your truck, and it don't tip over and roll around everywhere.

[Martin]

They don't even build them no more, do they?

[Si Robertson]

No, you got to find them places. But like I read, or brown milk crate. That propane bottle fits perfectly.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Martin]

I used to put my motorcycle on when I'd come in.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Keep the back tire off the ground.

[Jase Robertson]

Your motorcycles in milk crates on top.

[Martin]

Of it when I raced.

[Si Robertson]

You learn something new every day, Johnny D. I just.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't have enough milk crates.

[Martin]

You come up there and stick Cokes, huh?

[Si Robertson]

Like at the Honey Hole?

[Martin]

They probably.

[Si Robertson]

They probably got some little coke deals. I ain't got them with a high size anymore. I don't know. That's what we always used them for, though. They. They fit a propane bottle perfectly. Now, I got that other deal in back of my truck that it sits in, but for years.

[Martin]

This won't stop hurting.

[Si Robertson]

No, that one's going. That one's gonna hurt for a couple of days. They're gobbling. I mean, he took you. He got you good. He heid kit. He could use some new skin.

[Martin]

Well, if I. You got some super glue. That's pretty. It's a big flap.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I think we might have some, actually.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

You want me to go find it for you real quick?

[Si Robertson]

Let's keep it rolling. We'll keep talking, honey. I mean, really, we'll keep talking.

[Hunter]

Talk bad about me while I'm gone.

[Si Robertson]

I'm not Hunter. Have we not talked about you while you were in here?

[Martin]

You'll make some coffee while you go.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Martin]

Well, you got to drink it while it's hot.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

What's wrong with you?

[Martin]

Sigh.

[Willie Robertson]

You just enjoying the day?

[Si Robertson]

Is your re up? Healed up?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

No more medicine?

[Willie Robertson]

No, I'm still.

[Martin]

I had 1889 people ask me how you were at that show outside. I said, well, he's about gone. We tried to kill him.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he won't be with us long. You know, I still inside. The other day he. He made such big news at the head of enforcement for the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission called me checking on him. Since it happened in the state of Arkansas, it was worth.

[Jase Robertson]

They were covering their sales.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. I didn't even know him before then, but he knew me. So it's always, always.

[Martin]

Oh, that's. Oh, what's his name?

[Si Robertson]

You remember his name was Chris. The head of enforcement. Yeah.

[Martin]

Of enforcement.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Not. Not just the head enforcement, but no, I don't. I don't know what we got on the docket now. We got. Well, we leave here and we gotta film more Duck Dynasty stuff. So that's going well.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, did I tell you what I did?

[Si Robertson]

What I filmed?

[Jase Robertson]

Probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever filmed in my life.

[Si Robertson]

Oh.

[Jase Robertson]

Which is saying something for me.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Because we're doing some stuff. I mean, you did do like I can't.

[Jase Robertson]

So you'll see it one day.

[Si Robertson]

You did do the running man in a suit at the Shiner Tank So.

[Jase Robertson]

You know I'm not afraid of ridiculous stuff.

[Si Robertson]

Look at Hunter come back with everything but coffee.

[Jase Robertson]

First aid kit. Good job, Hunter. Wave to the pretty girls on the camera.

[Si Robertson]

We have timeout. Let me see this.

[Willie Robertson]

That gorilla.

[Si Robertson]

I'm pretty sure I see a first aid kit that has been gay in it.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey. What, what?

[Martin]

What?

[Si Robertson]

Instant cold pack. I was like, wow.

[Willie Robertson]

Gorilla. Go to it, boys.

[Si Robertson]

I'm looking. You want some of this Neosporin to dump on it?

[Martin]

Yeah, let's put it inside there. Well, it won't. This superglue won't stick in with it.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know.

[Jase Robertson]

But what are we doing?

[Si Robertson]

I'm trying to make sure my man can is still able to bring me some crappies. I'm trying to take care of it.

[Hunter]

And I texted someone to make you a cup of coffee.

[Si Robertson]

Look at there.

[Martin]

Oh, dude, you want to clean it?

[Si Robertson]

You want to clean it with this alcohol wipe.

[Martin]

No, no.

[Willie Robertson]

He'Ll pass on that.

[Si Robertson]

There ain't no Neosporin in that thing's false advertising.

[Martin]

I'll just glue it.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. Yeah, that glue gonna hurt bad enough.

[Willie Robertson]

Let that gorilla go to it.

[Si Robertson]

You want a band aid go over.

[Martin]

The top of it or no.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that's gonna up.

[Willie Robertson]

Let it. Let it grow.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I think we're going to have to cut that top off.

[Willie Robertson]

Yep, it's dry.

[Si Robertson]

Top main tray.

[Jase Robertson]

Why is gorilla glue so hard to play with?

[Martin]

You ever just glue stuff that's hard in there?

[Willie Robertson]

Well, it's hard, ain't it?

[Si Robertson]

Unbelievable.

[Willie Robertson]

Unbelievable.

[Jase Robertson]

Way to go, Hunter.

[Si Robertson]

I just knocked over 150 band aids too.

[Martin]

That's all I got. I had to get a first aid kit.

[Si Robertson]

You want to at least put that on there? Keep yourself from reopening it for now till we find you some regulation.

[Martin]

Yeah, tell her hang. I'll get some glue at the house. Yeah, I got some fletching glue at home in the shop.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, you know what? My. My boat's in the warehouse at L M. They're super gluing it for for FG knots and I ain't going over. Oh yeah, you may get caught.

[Jase Robertson]

He's retired.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he is retired. He's happily retired.

[Martin]

Hey, can you make some?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, right. While you're here.

[Martin]

No.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. He said no. No, no. Galvin got mad at me and Stone just talking about work.

[Martin]

I shut him down.

[Jase Robertson]

Amen.

[Si Robertson]

Get that crap out of here. Lordy B. What's Ms. Paula think about your retired life? Any update there? She still got.

[Martin]

Hey, I tell you what. If you get still in that recliner too long. Yeah, she'll find. I got to go put it in the shop.

[Si Robertson]

The recliner? Yeah, you gotta hide.

[Martin]

I had a side out of mine.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

All right, you got plenty to do.

[Martin]

Let me tell you now.

[Jase Robertson]

So we were filming, though, for the new show at a hardware store. But you know, it's in the back of the hardware store.

[Si Robertson]

Martin, gun section.

[Jase Robertson]

A gun store?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, cuz I worked there. I did. I worked at that very hardware store.

[Jase Robertson]

I was miked up buying. Buying a weapon the other day. I was like, I'll just be right back. Yeah, we're filming something with some other people. And I was. I walked back up and all the camera people were looking at me. I was like, just bought a gun. No biggie.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, ain't no thing I can do that.

[Martin]

I found my encore.

[Si Robertson]

Did you? You finally found you one? Paula stole from me.

[Jase Robertson]

You found.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, he found him a replacement.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I found a very small shotgun for a certain young boy who will be turning 11 in a month.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, Carter.

[Jase Robertson]

You don't know it yet.

[Si Robertson]

Carter going duck hunting. Goblin.

[Jase Robertson]

Now he owns a gun. Single shot.

[Martin]

Yes. Yesterday was youth day up there in Missouri.

[Si Robertson]

They kill him?

[Martin]

Yeah, that's where all the tails at.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah, all the teal stopped him.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, that thing is hard as a brick bat.

[Martin]

That's what I told you.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, like, I'll melt it. I don't think it's a melt issue. I think it's just hard.

[Jase Robertson]

You think it's just solid.

[Martin]

Well, that's what happened between Gorilla Glue.

[Willie Robertson]

In the carry case.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, Martin's about to get covered in glue, everybody. I heard it. Some guy from Vietnam emailed him, by the way.

[Si Robertson]

He was like, he lives there?

[Jase Robertson]

No, he was there from 68 to 69.

[Martin]

Oh, that was the bad one. That was the bad.

[Jase Robertson]

And then in late 69, he went to Fort Polk till February of 72. And he wonders if him and Zion met. I have a theory that you would know.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You remember this guy?

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I was at Fort Polk.

[Si Robertson]

When were you there?

[Willie Robertson]

Remember?

[Si Robertson]

When were you in Vietnam? 68. 69.

[Willie Robertson]

69.

[Si Robertson]

So you were 20 and 21. Okay.

[Martin]

Wow.

[Si Robertson]

And then you ended up at Fort Polk. Did you come to Polk after nom or before? Where'd you go? Is that the first place you went?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, well, that's. I got out of ait. Yeah, they had orders A up to R was going to Germany, Korea, all this blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, it got to R my name. Vietnam went past it. Then everybody else went To Germany and Korea. And I said, robertson, who did you piss off? Well, I don't know. I must have done it.

[Si Robertson]

Everybody, apparently. The. But that was. When you come back to the states, you went to Fort Polk first?

[Willie Robertson]

Nope.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, nope.

[Willie Robertson]

Went to Fort Devins. When I come back from States.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. All right. So y'all.

[Willie Robertson]

May went from 115 in the shade. The horror. Snow on the ground eight months out of the year.

[Si Robertson]

Where's that at?

[Willie Robertson]

Massachusetts.

[Si Robertson]

Massachusetts.

[Willie Robertson]

Boston, Massachusetts.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, so that's when you met Christine.

[Willie Robertson]

Yep. At Fort Devins. Yep. There you go, man. The redhead got together.

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, gang.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. And we have figured it out.

[Willie Robertson]

Cut yourself doing that?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Hey, well, good news. We don't have any super glue, but we got some band aids.

[Martin]

You cut yourself, we got band aids. We got a first aid.

[Jase Robertson]

160 pieces.

[Si Robertson]

Now, this thing is called a first aid kit, but it ain't nothing but band aids.

[Willie Robertson]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

There's no Neosporin. There's no little scissors. There's no Bengay.

[Jase Robertson]

Can you shock yourself with anything in there?

[Si Robertson]

Nope.

[Jase Robertson]

Is there any smelling salts?

[Si Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm very interested in smelling salts.

[Martin]

Why is that?

[Jase Robertson]

I've never done them.

[Si Robertson]

You ain't ever been knocked out?

[Jase Robertson]

I guess I have, but they didn't bring me back.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

We were at the hockey game the other night, and on the visitor's bench over in the Corner, there was 57 mustard packets and smelling salts.

[Si Robertson]

Really? Sound like my refrigerator. According to Doug Dynasty.

[Jase Robertson]

And I guess. And we googled it and they were like, oh, yeah. Some hockey players think mustard packets help with cramps.

[Si Robertson]

Really?

[Jase Robertson]

So hockey players aren't.

[Martin]

What they do, put it on their leg head stuff?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I. I got a lot of questions.

[Si Robertson]

Do they eat the mustard to help with crazy?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, it's a pickle juice shot or something.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I just meant, like, oh, my hands cramped. Let me rub some mustard on it.

[Jase Robertson]

I just thought, like, Gatorade would work better, but maybe not.

[Si Robertson]

Maybe they think the people will see the yellow ice around them and get scared. Like they TT'd everywhere, you know? I don't know.

[Jase Robertson]

But they were doing the smelling salt things. I was like, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And they were awake.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Why would you do that?

[Jase Robertson]

Get fired up, get a rush or something. And now I kind of want to try it. Like, if this show ever starts, you know, like, oh, it's this kind of boy. Just smelling salt myself and.

[Si Robertson]

Whoa.

[Martin]

Yeah, there you go.

[Jase Robertson]

Do you think it could help?

[Martin]

Same one of them mechanics do it to one of them motocross.

[Si Robertson]

Race and anybody buy. God, when I think you got some coffee.

[Martin]

Did you bail me some coffee?

[Si Robertson]

Golly, look at Britney.

[Martin]

Superstar.

[Jase Robertson]

Britney's here.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you asked the person from Maine to build your coffee cuz they got to drink hot stuff all year.

[Martin]

Awesome.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, they're cold. Hold on.

[Si Robertson]

Look at there, guys.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Are smelling salts like prescription?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, like how do you get them? Do you just.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, here we go.

[Si Robertson]

Can you order them on Amazon?

[Jase Robertson]

Smelling salts? Ah, world's strongest.

[Martin]

I go get in here while. I'll do it at the same time.

[Si Robertson]

Well Johnny, you've made much more questionable Amazon purchases. That's all I'm going to say.

[Jase Robertson]

Those are all in the archives. You can't see them.

[Willie Robertson]

Roll strong. Is smelling sauce.

[Jase Robertson]

Apparently Joe Rogan beat us to doing smelling salts on a podcast.

[Si Robertson]

Well, he talks to a lot of people that get knocked out. We talk to the people that knock people out. Yeah, that's the difference.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, you can just buy smelling. Apparently there's powerlifting smelling salts. It's got 3.3 out of 5 stars.

[Martin]

Yeah, I've seen that. Where one of them mechanics. I was watching supercross race. I forget who it was. That mechanic stuck it up there.

[Si Robertson]

Really?

[Martin]

They dropped the gate. I don't know, I guess it. I don't know what it. Maybe it opens up your sinuses or.

[Si Robertson]

We about to get emailed. I tried them smelling salt. They didn't do nothing for me. I climbed a tree after I got them smelling salts.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean they ate them. Don't go eat no bath salts, people.

[Martin]

We're talking about sauce or salt.

[Jase Robertson]

First aid kit. Appropriate.

[Si Robertson]

I think it's salt, ain't it?

[Martin]

S A L T. I think this.

[Jase Robertson]

Is called first aid only ammonia inhalants.

[Si Robertson]

There you go.

[Martin]

Now they're getting 10 packs.

[Jase Robertson]

There's a 10 pack. 10 pack, 12.99. So for a $30 you can get the rush of your life for you get a buzz a couple seconds.

[Si Robertson]

Why am I interested?

[Jase Robertson]

You know I am. This is, this is the kind of thing I do and then normally just don't tell anybody about.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, not these days though. You documenting everything. We gonna see this on the ground.

[Jase Robertson]

Kids.

[Si Robertson]

It actually sounds like a thing. Good thing to keep in my truck during duck season. Season. Why 3:30am Wait.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh yeah, no, that's. That's one of the. I've been reading reviews for quite some time now. About the last.

[Si Robertson]

Like when you're just driving and you're like. You get to that point where it's like man, golly you just won't close them eyes. You just reach over, get you a.

[Jase Robertson]

Little and you'll be awake for a month.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's the problem.

[Martin]

Next thing you know, you pulling into the camp, wondering how you got there.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, what. What just happened? Then he gets.

[Martin]

Remember I took that turn, I turned right and Bastard.

[Si Robertson]

But yeah, and that's it.

[Martin]

What happened then?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, Lord have mercy. Well, Hunter, we got any voicemails? We got anything?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah, he said, I love reading reviews on Amazon.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I got a few.

[Si Robertson]

You got a few.

[Jase Robertson]

This person gave these smelling salts a one star review and then the comment was that they're perfect. You are hard to please person.

[Martin]

That's better than good. And he still just give him one star.

[Si Robertson]

That smell of salt went good on my steak.

[Jase Robertson]

31821, 56559. That's our voicemail.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter, the keeper. Hey, Uncle Si.

[Martin]

Hey, name's Terry, North Carolina.

[Si Robertson]

I would love for the guys to.

[Willie Robertson]

Research for you the werewolf cat and.

[Si Robertson]

To hear your opinion on that cat looks like sweet feet.

[Willie Robertson]

Racehorse. What?

[Martin]

Werewolf.

[Si Robertson]

Werewolf.

[Willie Robertson]

Werewolf.

[Si Robertson]

Werewolf cat.

[Jase Robertson]

How can something. We got the reason a wolf and a cat.

[Martin]

A wolf and a cat.

[Jase Robertson]

That's just a regular cat.

[Willie Robertson]

Wow.

[Martin]

What's he look like? Put him up there where we can see.

[Willie Robertson]

He looks like an owl.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I thought you said owl, as in like your nephew.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no. Ow.

[Martin]

We ain't got no hair.

[Willie Robertson]

These ears and his eyes.

[Jase Robertson]

That's just an ugly cat.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

How much does one of these cats cost?

[Si Robertson]

15. 1500 dollars American.

[Jase Robertson]

I saw a cat you could just pick up off. Just go to Jeff and Jessica's house.

[Martin]

2500.

[Si Robertson]

There's cats. There's cats that look just like that at the Union Parish dumpsters.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

They don't call you a cat. They don't cost you nothing.

[Jase Robertson]

I've. I've always been.

[Martin]

Is that them on the right? T with high. Yeah, that hudden on the left ain't got no hair.

[Si Robertson]

You know what? You know what, John D. If you got one of them cats, you got boat money.

[Jase Robertson]

No, I don't get it.

[Willie Robertson]

I got some big cats, though.

[Jase Robertson]

Like tigers.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no. Well, I'm talking about. No, I'm talking regular cats and they, you know, there's like them big rabbits.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I'd like a big rabbit. That'd be cool.

[Willie Robertson]

Big old. I mean, I'm sorry. Hey, these are big rabbits. I'm talking about long ears, look like a donkey. No, I'm serious. They're so big, they actually look like a donkey.

[Martin]

They. Their ears won't stand up. They flop down, they lay down.

[Jase Robertson]

Hold on. Could you imagine riding a rabbit?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Too heavy from the sounds of it. That rabbit ain't very active.

[Willie Robertson]

No, he ain't. No.

[Si Robertson]

That's why.

[Willie Robertson]

Cuddly.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. That's why Cy would want him first.

[Martin]

I just crap everywhere.

[Jase Robertson]

The Flemish Giant rabbit.

[Si Robertson]

Let's see.

[Jase Robertson]

They're from England.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. There you go. There you go.

[Martin]

Flemish.

[Jase Robertson]

Look at that. That thing does look like a donkey.

[Martin]

That's a big rabbit.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Now that one right there. Make a frequency.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, Hunter, if you're wondering how I got this photo, I googled giant rabbits suffering.

[Martin]

Suck dash.

[Willie Robertson]

Look at the size of that sucker.

[Martin]

That's a big rabbit.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a.

[Si Robertson]

That's Bugs Bunny cousin.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I need one of them.

[Si Robertson]

No, you don't.

[Jase Robertson]

Why not?

[Si Robertson]

We're going to have to talk about that word need again.

[Willie Robertson]

Hunter, they're like the pet dogs for the veterans. The rabbit's the same way.

[Si Robertson]

Huh?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

An emotional support rabbit.

[Willie Robertson]

It's an emotional support rabbit.

[Si Robertson]

I've seen an emotional support parakeet.

[Willie Robertson]

No, I'm serious. I'm serious.

[Jase Robertson]

What if I got emotional?

[Martin]

We got another out there.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. What else we got? We're. We're divulging into a place where I'm just bored. So what's next?

[Jase Robertson]

Where no one is ever with an emotional support crocodile.

[Hunter]

No comment.

[Si Robertson]

Now, that tight.

[Willie Robertson]

A guy had an alligator that was at.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, In Pennsylvania.

[Hunter]

I don't know if the story has been told.

[Willie Robertson]

He carried this thing everywhere he went.

[Martin]

Turn it on. They'll shut up.

[Hunter]

Okay, I. Again, I don't know if this one's been told before, but. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

How would it not have been told?

[Si Robertson]

Hi, this is Carter from Louisiana, and I would really like for Uncle Sigh to tell the story about the time he had to. Vacuum cleaner salesman and come to his house. All right, we've talked about it.

[Martin]

Vacuum cleaner.

[Si Robertson]

But it's a. It's a good story.

[Martin]

I need a new vacuum.

[Si Robertson]

The vacuum cleaner salesman to your mama.

[Martin]

Was he. Was he selling rainbows now?

[Willie Robertson]

He had that stupid Kirby vacuum cleaner.

[Jase Robertson]

A Kirby.

[Willie Robertson]

Yep.

[Jase Robertson]

Wasn't a Dyson.

[Willie Robertson]

He emptied horse doo doo on mama's carpet. What? Yeah. Cause, hey, he showed up. He showed up in the summertime, okay? And for. I'm talking about for probably a month and a half, every day at 10 o'clock, knock on the door, mama would go there. You know, they done got on first name, man. You need to give me like, hey, he started out. Hey, I Need an hour and a half to demonstrate this Kirby vacuum cleaner, you know. Well, by the time that a month and a half went by, you know, he was begging for, hey, just five minutes, Matt, and you'll never see me again. So she finally gave him five minutes. He went out there in his old beat up truck, unwired the back doors, you know, brought the vacuum cleaner in and a five gallon bucket. And he set the bucket down and was looking, you know, had the cord in his hand of the vacuum cleaner. And Mama said, what are you looking for, John? They said, plug in. She said, it's right over on the wall. Well, he plugged it in. Then he grabbed that five gallon bucket full of horse manure, poured it all over a rug. Oh yeah. And she screamed, have you lost your mind? He said, oh, don't worry about it, don't worry about it. I'll clean it up. And Mama said, well, I hope so. He said, oh, if I have to, I'll eat it. And mama said, well, I hope you're hungry. And started laughing, sat down on the couch and he said, what's so funny? She says, she says, bon appetit, dude. Cause hey, we've been out of power for about three days.

[Si Robertson]

Get to eatin'yeah. Get you a plate, son.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, good grief.

[Willie Robertson]

Don't be hungry.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, Lord, that's a bold salesman.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, hey, I'm serious. He hung around there for a month and a half.

[Martin]

Every day he was gone. He'd have never.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. She had told him, hey, I'm not gonna buy that. Stupid.

[Martin]

Don't come by.

[Willie Robertson]

No, it's too expensive.

[Martin]

Number one, after about the third dime he come done that. The number six shot at his feet before he come up at porch. I wouldn't come back. Well, you don't shoot him.

[Si Robertson]

He said, it is.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh yeah, you can do it. You shoot him. Let him get out there about 70 and shoot him. All right.

[Si Robertson]

This probably ain't what harder is going.

[Willie Robertson]

On the skin a little bit.

[Si Robertson]

All right, what else you got, Hunter? Let's listen one more, then we're gonna wrap this baby up.

[Jase Robertson]

I got the glue out, by the way.

[Willie Robertson]

You got the glue out as hard as a break back.

[Martin]

Does it work?

[Jase Robertson]

No, it is. It is just glue.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, solid.

[Jase Robertson]

I. I've always wondered why glue didn't dry in the bottle. Now we know. Probably a voicemail about big rag.

[Willie Robertson]

I wanted to stab JD But I figured I better just stab the.

[Jase Robertson]

You can stab me if you want.

[Willie Robertson]

Clay neck.

[Si Robertson]

There's a problem hey, fellas. Uncle Sigh.

[Jase Robertson]

I hope your ribs were better. I just want to tell you how much I love you.

[Si Robertson]

And I'm calling from Coos Bay, Oregon. Love you.

[Willie Robertson]

Bye. Organ Duck, boys.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, what was the question?

[Martin]

I wonder if she's.

[Hunter]

No question.

[Martin]

Well, no question. She just wanted.

[Si Robertson]

Her name was.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I just like the way she said. She said it, you know?

[Martin]

Yeah. She loved. She said.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter, you ever left somebody a voicemail like that?

[Hunter]

Not once.

[Willie Robertson]

It was something from the. The Almighty.

[Jase Robertson]

What was her name?

[Si Robertson]

Star.

[Willie Robertson]

Star.

[Si Robertson]

She's a big star.

[Hunter]

You want me to play it again?

[Willie Robertson]

And all she got to do is act naturally.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I'm so confused.

[Willie Robertson]

He's so confused.

[Jase Robertson]

Isaiah 40:26. God created the stars and calls them all by name. And her name was Star. And he knows every star in the sky. So look up sometime and remember that.

[Willie Robertson]

That's right. Always shoot for the moon, boys. And then guess what? If you don't make it, you fall among the stars.

[Jase Robertson]

I just fell in a seat beside you. Which works.

[Si Robertson]

Close enough. We'll see y'all next time, right here in the Duck call room.