Justin Martin Needs New Pants After Coming Eye-to-Eye with a Rattlesnake!

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary

Episode Title: Justin Martin Needs New Pants After Coming Eye-to-Eye with a Rattlesnake!
Release Date: September 4, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

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Episode Overview

This episode captures the essence of the Duck Call Room: a blend of hilarious storytelling, outdoor adventures, southern culture, and a bit of wisdom. The crew reflects on a wildly successful Duck Commander Sunday, discusses gar fishing, recounts movie-going antics, and dives into nerve-wracking encounters with snakes—including Justin Martin’s rattlesnake story that nearly had him needing “new pants.” The episode ends with their trademark philosophy—keep life light and avoid foolish arguments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Duck Commander Sunday Recap & Baptisms

• The crew celebrates the massive turnout and community impact of Duck Commander Sunday, with special mention of over 200 baptisms.

  • “200 people baptized, boys.” – Hunter (04:46)
  • Guests traveled from as far as Manitoba, Canada, braving tough Louisiana heat and humidity.

• Notable Quote:

  • “We met people who drove from a little place called Manitoba. They were the first ones here.” – Martin (03:50)

• Discussion of the logistics, Baptism lines, crowds, and the local businesses that benefited.

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2. Hunting, Fishing, and Gar Rodeo Tales

• Stories of the first West Monroe Gar Rodeo, the size of the fish, and local personalities.

  • Biggest gar: 7.5 ft, 207 lbs, caught on rod and reel.
  • Discussion around alligator gar, fishing techniques, and Louisiana records.
  • Anecdotes about shooting gar with a bow and arrow, and the mayor’s quirky charisma (“Our mayor is the most redneck woman in the world and I love her.” – Martin, 08:28).

• Memorable Moment:

  • “Can you imagine being chest deep in water, look behind you and see that?” – Hunter re: giant gar (10:37)

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3. Movie Theater Adventures & Popcorn Obsessions

• Playful debate about old movies returning to theaters (Jaws in 3D for its 50th anniversary), theater snacks, and the ultimate superiority of movie popcorn.

  • Si attends a showing of Jaws with friends, complete with 3D glasses.
  • Extended riffing on modern theater experiences: reclining seats, food delivery, and the prices of concessions.

• Notable Exchange:

  • “There’s nothing better than picture show popcorn.” – Si Robertson (26:25)
  • “We have a Ziploc bag the size of Lottie in our house right now.” – Martin on the scale of popcorn (26:27)
  • “I keep a stash up under this table...” – Godwin on snacking strategy (28:02)
  • Banter about air-popped popcorn vs. buttery, greasy bags; Orville Redenbacher (“Orville Reckon Redenbacher,” Hunter’s malapropism, 32:00); and Si’s R2-D2 shaped popcorn maker (32:23).

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4. Hunting Season Preparation & the Digital Duck Stamp

• Enthusiastic endorsement of the new digital duck stamp, simplifying hunters’ lives.

  • “The duck stamp has gone digital!” – Martin, with Godwin rejoicing (35:00)
  • Explained: With a few clicks, hunters have official proof on their phones, simplifying compliance and wetland preservation.

• Quote:

  • “All you have to do is go to duckstamp.com, buy the all-new digital duck stamp, and boom, it’s in your phone…” – Godwin (35:28)

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5. Dove Season, Garden Veggies, and Country Feasts

• Gentle envy and practical tips for cooking up game (“dove hors d’oeuvres” with jalapeno, bacon, and mayhaw jelly – 37:38).

  • Reminiscing about Southern summer feasts: black-eyed peas, fresh squash, tomatoes, cucumbers, and fried rabbit.

• Highlights:

  • “There ain’t nothing better than sit down at a table in the summertime and everything on it comes from the garden.” – Hunter (30:38)
  • “Fried squash, fresh tomatoes, cucumbers...okra...and rabbit that got caught up in the frame and got cooked.” – Si Robertson (30:45-30:56)

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6. Justin Martin’s Rattlesnake Encounter (“Pants-Soiling” Moment)

• Godwin shows a photo of a large timber rattlesnake coiled on a deer feeder, leading to hair-raising snake stories.

  • “Two grown men gone, squealing, running, trying to figure out where it was.” – Godwin, on discovering the snake (44:22)
  • Si and Hunter recall their own close calls; Hunter fires nine shots at a snake while “mid-air” in a panic (46:47).

• Classic Lines:

  • “If you see that, what’s your next move?” – Martin, about the snake (43:12)
  • “You want to talk about high-stepping!” – Godwin (44:22)
  • “I jumped nine foot in the air…emptied all nine rounds before I hit the ground.” – Hunter (45:48)

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7. Childhood Fears, Bedwetting, and Embarrassing Confessions

• Quirky candor about bedwetting as children, including nose sprays prescribed for the condition.
  • “Our minds go so fast all day that when we go to bed, it completely shuts off.” – Martin (52:33)
  • Jokes about spending the night parties where kids lined up for their “nose spray” (53:25).

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8. Life Lessons & Words of Wisdom

• The show wraps with a reading from 2 Timothy 2:23-26 about avoiding foolish arguments:

  • “Don’t have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels. And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome, but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful.” – Martin reading scripture (56:47)

• Outro Vibe:

  • The guys spiral into playful bickering, then self-reflect that arguing is just a normal part of life—but making up is the fun part (Si and Paula’s approach).

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Notable Quotes & Funniest Moments

• On humidity:

  • "Every picture I took, they're gonna go back and tell them people...They couldn't understand. But those understood." – Martin about Manitoba visitors (05:20)

• On gar size:

  • “I've seen gar, their head was hanging out a 16ft boat, their tail was hanging out the other end.” – Hunter (09:09)

• On theater popcorn:

  • “Picture show popcorn is the best.” – Si Robertson (26:25)

• On rattlesnakes:

  • “You want to talk about high-stepping! Two grown men gone, squealing, running...” – Godwin (44:22)
  • “You talking about a shot of adrenaline? You jump, boy.” – Hunter, recalling his panic jump (46:53)

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Noteworthy Timestamps

• Duck Commander Sunday Recap – 03:35 – 05:20
• Gar Rodeo & Fishing Stories – 06:57 – 12:23
• Movie Theater and Popcorn Conversation – 14:13 – 33:12
• Digital Duck Stamp Announcement – 35:00 – 36:33
• Dove Season Cooking Tips – 37:00 – 38:49
• Rattlesnake Encounter and Snake Stories – 43:11 – 48:01
• Bedwetting Memories & Childhood Fears – 51:31 – 53:53
• Words of Wisdom (Scripture Reading) – 56:47 – 57:24

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Tone & Style

True to form, the Duck Call Room blends sly humor, country charm, and backwoods wisdom. The crew spirals from playful ribbing and tall tales to practical hunting advice and brotherly encouragement. Amid the laughter, the respect for tradition and community shines through—proof that, snake scares and all, life in Louisiana is always worth celebrating.

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If you missed the episode: This summary should have you laughing, hungry, and grateful you never met that rattlesnake face-to-face.

Transcript

[Si Robertson]

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[Martin]

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[Godwin]

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[Martin]

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[Godwin]

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[Martin]

Like and subscribe.

[Godwin]

Like and subscribe. All the things leave us a five star rating. But anyway, other than that. Welcome back to the duck Ballroom, ladies.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, we started.

[Godwin]

We are back.

[Hunter]

Hey, question of the day. Have you got my license and my duck stamp?

[Si Robertson]

You don't need a license. Huh?

[Godwin]

Do what?

[Hunter]

Have you got my duck stamp? My license and my fishing combo.

[Godwin]

I actually do have your duck stamp because he's on. Because you have a digital duck stamp now. Thanks to our [e-mail]. so now the only problem with that means you have to hunt with me.

[Hunter]

Right?

[Si Robertson]

So yeah.

[Godwin]

Sorry about your luck.

[Hunter]

Oh, that's bad. Yeah.

[Godwin]

And Goblins over here listening to I'm ready. God was getting granddad practice in. Yeah.

[Hunter]

Did you print out anything that I'll have put in my wallet?

[Godwin]

Yeah, I'll have it for you.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Martin]

What are we talking? What is happening?

[Godwin]

Goblins, listen. Well, size getting ready for duck Duck season, which.

[Hunter]

And duck season.

[Godwin]

And so we got it for duck stamp dot com. We got him. Taken care. Goblin wants to go read the comments on the duck call room. And he was watching the duck call room trying to read the comments with a volume on. So it's a little.

[Martin]

Oh yeah, that's a wild ride. Listening to us do a podcast while we do it.

[Si Robertson]

I know. It was like hearing stereo.

[Godwin]

Goblin always wondered what he sounded like.

[Hunter]

Oh, now he knows.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, wow.

[Martin]

Just something we've always wondered.

[Godwin]

Oh, man alive. But no, we're here on the heels of Labor Day. Weekend Duck Commander Sunday. And from.

[Martin]

That was a blast.

[Hunter]

Which was a big hit. It was a good lick for the Almighty.

[Godwin]

It was good luck.

[Hunter]

200 people baptized, boys.

[Si Robertson]

That was awesome.

[Godwin]

How many?

[Hunter]

200.

[Godwin]

It was 200.

[Martin]

200.

[Hunter]

That's what Rucker said. Oh, he said we done two a minute. So I figured we've done two of them.

[Martin]

That is the most Rucker guess at a number I've ever heard. We were doing about two a minute, so.

[Godwin]

Oh, that did it for 50 minutes. So we did.

[Martin]

No, he.

[Si Robertson]

It was longer than that.

[Martin]

No, 100 minutes.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Because they came and got me when it was over, I was on the.

[Hunter]

Other side who was baptizing them all.

[Si Robertson]

I seen Willie over. I don't know if they took turns. I wasn't over there on that side. I was on the other side doing stuff.

[Martin]

He was on the other side.

[Godwin]

It wasn't me because I was outside the front door trying to get in.

[Martin]

You're stuck.

[Godwin]

Well, you know the line.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah, you're lying.

[Godwin]

Ended in front of your booths.

[Martin]

It's a good spot to be.

[Godwin]

Oh, But I was, like, the first.

[Martin]

Person here, and it got wild early for me.

[Godwin]

Oh, that's good, man.

[Hunter]

It was awesome.

[Godwin]

I was not the first person here.

[Martin]

I met people who drove from a little place called Manitoba.

[Si Robertson]

They were the first ones here.

[Hunter]

Manitoba.

[Godwin]

There was like nine of them, wasn't it?

[Martin]

I mean, they're all wearing matches. They were going to Disneyland.

[Godwin]

Yeah, they were.

[Si Robertson]

That was awesome, man.

[Godwin]

It was really cool.

[Si Robertson]

So thank you from everywhere.

[Godwin]

Yeah, I mean, and. And also to our local establishments, such as Johnny's Pizza. You're welcome. Because I saw Johnny's Pizzas being delivered in the crowd because one lady from.

[Martin]

Miami offered me economy booth.

[Si Robertson]

Boy, that's pretty cool.

[Godwin]

Oh, man. But no, it was super cool. Thank you all for coming. I mean, and legitimately. Thank you. Like, I know that. That a lot of time you think it's a formality, but thank you. It was a very enjoyable day celebrating a man.

[Hunter]

The weather was beautiful.

[Si Robertson]

Really? Huh?

[Hunter]

The weather was beautiful. And even. Even a little breeze blowing. But it was hot there for a while.

[Martin]

I only changed shirts twice, but it wasn't. I went through three wardrobe changes.

[Godwin]

I'll say this, whenever we decided to do it Labor Day weekend, I thought I was going to pass out from the thought of heat exhaustion.

[Martin]

It wasn't that.

[Godwin]

But it was a very normal day for Louisiana in August. I mean, it wasn't bad. It wasn't. Yeah, it was.

[Martin]

It was just those Canadians were Looking at me like they were in a Bible.

[Godwin]

People not from here were struggling a little bit, but all those locals were like, you. You sweat through your clothes. But that's just summertime here. I mean, it doesn't.

[Martin]

Every picture I took, they're gonna go.

[Si Robertson]

Back and tell them. People said. Because when I was up there two weeks ago, they said, this humidity. I was like, no, that ain't it, boys. It's not even worth telling them because you don't know. They couldn't understand. But those understood. Yeah, they said, okay, but I couldn't understand.

[Martin]

They're cold, so. And I'm not going to, nor do I want to.

[Si Robertson]

Their water gets hard and you can't even fish. That's terrible.

[Hunter]

When the water ice is over, they.

[Si Robertson]

Don'T have a bunch of people discover cutting each other's throat.

[Hunter]

It's crazy.

[Martin]

I think they drink a lot instead of murder.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I noticed there's a lot of kids up there.

[Martin]

Well, ain't nothing else to do.

[Si Robertson]

No.

[Martin]

Only one way to stay.

[Hunter]

That's what happens when it gets real, real cold. People snuggle.

[Si Robertson]

Man, can you imagine not being able to fish?

[Hunter]

Yeah, that's something.

[Godwin]

Forget fishing.

[Si Robertson]

I'm almost.

[Godwin]

Folks can't even walk outside some days.

[Martin]

People couldn't fish. I'd starve to death.

[Godwin]

Yeah, ain't that the truth. There was a lot of people saying they were going to stay over and asked me where they could fish from the bank. And I was like, buddy, it's August. Save you time. Just. I said, go to a fishing store and buy you stuff to fish with back home was my line. I was like, because you. You fish here, you ain't gonna catch nothing here from the fish.

[Martin]

I do need to find. I did send. They were gonna do it. So I sent a couple people to a couple spots I know and, oh, I never heard back. So, yeah, one star review probably, but yeah, enough time of year, I go.

[Si Robertson]

Out there, catch them gar off the.

[Martin]

Boat, think, oh, how about that?

[Si Robertson]

You buy you. Good grief, £2.

[Hunter]

What did you.

[Martin]

So this weekend was wild. I sponsored the first ever West Monroe Gar rodeo.

[Hunter]

No, I didn't.

[Martin]

You didn't see it?

[Hunter]

No, I didn't.

[Si Robertson]

How many was entered?

[Martin]

I think we only had 77 entries, which was good. Like, we. We didn't. It was the first one ever. We didn't know what to.

[Hunter]

What was the biggest gar caught?

[Martin]

I'm about to show you.

[Godwin]

Biggin.

[Hunter]

Biggin.

[Si Robertson]

Big begging double honda.

[Hunter]

Oh, good.

[Martin]

Seven and a half foot tall, 207 pounds caught on a rod and reel.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I talked to them boys at the expo that caught the 101. They went to hooping and hollering and they was right down from them guys.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And they said, we got. We won this, we won this. And he looked down there and they was chasing that sucker.

[Martin]

Look how that fish I've swam next to that body.

[Hunter]

That ain't just a regular gar. That's an alligator gar. Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Oh yeah. He'll eat you.

[Hunter]

Oh yeah.

[Martin]

Can they eat you one bite at a time?

[Hunter]

People don't realize how big them things get.

[Godwin]

I don't know if they eat you, but they certainly take a plug.

[Si Robertson]

Look at that head.

[Hunter]

Cut you up bad.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, was that a record?

[Hunter]

So he.

[Martin]

It was pending. There's another record pending from like Toleda Bend. That's a little bigger. Here's the one old Sherm dog caught.

[Godwin]

I mean, look at that.

[Martin]

That's 197 pounds. They bought the crane. They got the crane there to weigh the fish just in case.

[Si Robertson]

Well, it's a good thing they had it.

[Martin]

And it was like, kind of like, that'll be funny that we have a crane to weigh the fish. And then our mayor, we had to. Our mayor is the most redneck woman in the world and I love her.

[Godwin]

He said you. Wow, look at that.

[Hunter]

Oh, she's cool.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, she's need to have her own here.

[Martin]

We do. Because Christian said he ran into her at the at Duck Commander Sunday. She showed up and she's like, oh yeah. I got some gar and meat in the fridge and I got two gar that I kept whole because the lady's going to do a painting of them.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And I was like, yep, you are the mayor of West Monroe.

[Godwin]

I couldn't tell Stacy. Gar ain't endangered. You need a fresh gar for a painting. Wait till the lady says she can do your painting. We can get you a gar.

[Martin]

Well, the lady like puts it up against it or something.

[Si Robertson]

That one looks bigger than the 200 pounder emoji.

[Hunter]

I've actually seen gar. That was. Their head was hanging out a 16 foot bolt. Their tail was hanging out the other end. 16 foot. Now I'm telling you, they were caught in nets.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Where did they catch these things?

[Hunter]

I actually seen three guards laying in a boat.

[Si Robertson]

They was in the bath.

[Martin]

Sherman ain't gonna tell you when he caught it.

[Hunter]

Oh yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know where that. I would say them other boys was.

[Martin]

In the back that guy right there. Now that like Bill is no longer with us, he might know the Washta river better than any human being alive.

[Godwin]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he.

[Martin]

He commercial fishes like Phil, you.

[Hunter]

I wonder how long it took him to catch that on a rod and reel, though.

[Martin]

That one was on a jug.

[Godwin]

So that other one, did they live scope it? That? Yeah. And then treble hooked it, I guess.

[Si Robertson]

Other boys.

[Martin]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Godwin]

They got them buffalo.

[Hunter]

Buffalo.

[Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. Carp.

[Si Robertson]

He said you got to let him take it for about 10 minutes.

[Hunter]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Godwin]

Seems like a three tailed shrimp to the belly would work a lot easier.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, I know.

[Godwin]

Maybe not. Maybe it won't go through there. I mean, those things. Now I've shot them. Godwin shot him with a bow and arrow.

[Martin]

I mean, look at that.

[Godwin]

Down in South Louisiana that we. We shot one big and. But he wouldn't.

[Martin]

That's in our water.

[Godwin]

What was he, probably £60, that one?

[Martin]

No, that's the one.

[Godwin]

No, no, no, I'm talking.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that kid, the one we call.

[Godwin]

Yeah, me and Goblin shot.

[Hunter]

How would you like to be chest deep in water?

[Si Robertson]

They shot it. Two or three.

[Hunter]

Look behind you and see that.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think they're. I don't think they're aggressive though. But I mean, they could eat you. Hey, they're big enough to eat.

[Godwin]

Yeah, that mouth looks aggressive.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I think. Say he looks aggressive to me.

[Godwin]

And he called it on a jug. Right? Is that why. What is that?

[Martin]

I think that's just in the bottom. Oh, they were.

[Godwin]

They had in a boat. It was a.

[Martin]

There were nine fish in that boat that were all bigger than Carter.

[Godwin]

Okay. Yeah. So he smashed.

[Martin]

Yeah, he's good at what he does. When he walked in to register, I said, oh, man. He said, where do I enter? I said, well, you ain't gonna let nobody else win the first one. And then he won.

[Godwin]

The local tackle distributor wins the first one. Did they sponsor it?

[Martin]

I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

Y' all have their money back categories?

[Martin]

Oh, yeah, it was Bo jug.

[Si Robertson]

And how much was it to win it?

[Martin]

400 bucks. If you won, it was only $35 to get in. I think next year we're gonna have a bigger prize because we're gonna have more people.

[Hunter]

Pretty good.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Godwin]

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[Martin]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Godwin]

Almost twice, really?

[Martin]

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[Hunter]

I can't help but wonder now, looking at what y' all just had on screen.

[Godwin]

Uhhuh.

[Si Robertson]

And wondered why you in the ocean.

[Hunter]

It had to be a whale.

[Martin]

Megalodon.

[Godwin]

You're going to have to. You're going to have to reconsider your pat. Your last statement. The biggest what in the ocean?

[Hunter]

Biggest mammal.

[Godwin]

Well, that would be. Now you're on the whales, but he ain't a fish.

[Hunter]

Dark is the biggest fish.

[Godwin]

But isn't it a whale shark?

[Hunter]

It's some type of.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, the whale shark.

[Martin]

They got some big fish in the Atlanta Aquarium at epcot. One of them died. No, the EPCOT just got them manatees.

[Godwin]

That's all they got.

[Si Robertson]

Mante hold on the fish.

[Martin]

You're just wondering what the biggest fish is.

[Godwin]

Largest fish in the ocean.

[Hunter]

Largest fish in the ocean.

[Martin]

The whale shark. Yeah, I KNEW that was 39. Can reach up to 60 foot long.

[Hunter]

And guess what? I've seen that.

[Martin]

BBS.

[Hunter]

That's it.

[Godwin]

That's 20 yards.

[Si Robertson]

What would you do four of them to cover a football field.

[Godwin]

That's 20 yards.

[Si Robertson]

20 yards. 30ft.

[Martin]

A great white shark's 23ft and it jumped out the water and hit them seals one day. I'm going there Bo Paula to watch that in person.

[Si Robertson]

Paula has been smoking it at 25 to 30 yard, touching ours at 20 yards. Her hairs look like this.

[Godwin]

Like a bouquet.

[Si Robertson]

Target panic.

[Godwin]

Oh.

[Si Robertson]

I said turn that we turn that bullseye. And just a black face touching hers.

[Godwin]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

I said, you punching that stinking thing? I told her to quit. She was brushing her eyebrows too high.

[Martin]

I was telling her she was brushing her eyebrows too high.

[Si Robertson]

I told her, I said brushing them things too high. She said, with a brush. Yeah. She looked surprised.

[Godwin]

Walked right into that one.

[Martin]

I was so lost, I jogged into it.

[Hunter]

You brushed him too high. She looked surprised.

[Godwin]

Walked right into that one. There you go. Goblin's back.

[Martin]

Goblin's back.

[Hunter]

I love it.

[Martin]

I don't even know how to recover from how hard I walked into that.

[Hunter]

Oh, boy.

[Martin]

I feel like I just jumped through a screen door that I didn't see and hit the glass square in my face.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, well, I was gonna tell a chemistry joke, but I, I mean I wouldn't get a react.

[Hunter]

I mean, teeth as a shark got.

[Martin]

Well, it depends on the shark.

[Hunter]

Well, just ask how many teeth in a shark head.

[Martin]

All right, well, welcome to the episode of Marine Biology.

[Godwin]

The reaction you got was another question.

[Si Robertson]

Yes.

[Godwin]

I never even.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, right, right.

[Hunter]

Then I got.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, we went to see last night.

[Hunter]

And then I want to know what's the top speed of any shark.

[Martin]

Hold on. We have. All right, we got to look that in a row. You went to Jaws in the movie theaters in the year 2025 of our.

[Si Robertson]

Lord 50 year anniversary. They got it in 3D.

[Godwin]

Now, Hunter, were you there?

[Si Robertson]

Come on now.

[Godwin]

I was at a funeral.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, well, whoops. I Think.

[Martin]

Okay, we're going to come back to that.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

We'll circle back in on Hunter in a little bit.

[Godwin]

Okay, we'll circle back to that.

[Hunter]

Tell me about your teeth.

[Godwin]

I just figured a 50 year anniversary of a movie in 3D would have your name.

[Si Robertson]

I got my glasses in the truck.

[Godwin]

Oh, you can give them the Hunter. He can save some money. Was it fun? Did you have fun?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Was Jaws. Did you get scared?

[Si Robertson]

No, I went with Paula and Rhonda Williams.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And Lisa Antley.

[Martin]

How much?

[Si Robertson]

And they jump about three times. I mean scream.

[Martin]

Jaws was on TV yesterday.

[Si Robertson]

No.

[Martin]

And my mom said it's not Labor Day without Jaws. And I was like, what is this Elf and a Christmas? Like I don't. I didn't know that was.

[Si Robertson]

It wouldn't be. It shouldn't be Labor Day. It should be July 4th. That's when it happened.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Martin]

See, I have so many questions.

[Si Robertson]

July 4th, they gonna close the beach down. Mayor said nah, we ain't closed.

[Martin]

Is that the story of Jaws?

[Si Robertson]

And then they eat more people.

[Hunter]

It's like letting me to people.

[Si Robertson]

And then they went to find him.

[Martin]

I watched it for like 10 minutes and he attacked somebody and just apparently bit their leg off but then didn't eat the leg and it just floated to the bottom.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's in there.

[Martin]

Yeah, I saw it. But on a regular tv.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Not as cool. I think it on a big tv.

[Martin]

Yeah, I guess that. So people do go to that because I've been seeing all the time like old movies are now back in theaters.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

How many people were in there?

[Godwin]

That's because it wasn't a whole bunch.

[Si Robertson]

It wasn't a whole new mov.

[Hunter]

There he is.

[Si Robertson]

They are a big comeback for old picture shows.

[Martin]

Hunter.

[Hunter]

The.

[Martin]

The cinephile of us all.

[Godwin]

Yeah. It's because the re. The rescanning the footage and remastering them into 4K so they're easier or they're.

[Martin]

They're better to watch.

[Si Robertson]

That's what he said. He come on there the day that.

[Martin]

The director, Steven Spielberg.

[Si Robertson]

Now was it him?

[Martin]

I don't know who.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know.

[Hunter]

I don't know who done Jaws. I don't think he was in the blood though.

[Martin]

Slam dunk. Steven Spielberg. Was that in your face Hunter?

[Si Robertson]

I was wondering what he looked like.

[Martin]

Yeah, I guess that was him.

[Si Robertson]

Well, he come on there and talk and talked about the food. Thanks for coming and watching the feet. See, I would keep. We even got a special. Thank you.

[Martin]

Man. You had a day yesterday. Hey, I Might go see Jurassic park if it went back to theaters in 3D. I don't like 3D because those.

[Hunter]

Who's the one that done that?

[Martin]

The 3D? Steven Spielberg?

[Hunter]

Is it the three.

[Martin]

The 3D glasses are made for normal sized humans.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And I'm larger than average. And it's like a really weak.

[Si Robertson]

You got to wear them kind of.

[Martin]

Down on your nose and pressing my temples.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you got to wear them down on. You know that what you do. Yeah. And then they got the wizard of Oz at the spear.

[Hunter]

What.

[Martin]

What does that even mean?

[Godwin]

Wizard of Oz at the Spirit.

[Si Robertson]

The original. Yeah.

[Hunter]

Huh.

[Si Robertson]

You know, if you got Pink Floyd, the Wall, when the third roar of the line comes on and you start that album, it does the wizard vase.

[Martin]

It's the Las Vegas sphere.

[Godwin]

Sphere.

[Martin]

The Las Vegas sphere.

[Godwin]

Not a spear and pink. A spear.

[Martin]

How do you say it here, hold on.

[Godwin]

S P H E R E Godwin.

[Martin]

And his retirement is a wealth of old movies and new, new theater technology.

[Godwin]

Place Kenny Chesney called home all summer. The Sphere in Las Vegas. There you go. Okay.

[Martin]

And now. Well, how do y' all know all this?

[Godwin]

I listen to no Shoes Radio on Sirius xm. So turns out I'm a big Kenny Jesse fan.

[Martin]

You still have Sirius XM radio?

[Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, sure do.

[Martin]

People still were out there.

[Si Robertson]

I seen that.

[Godwin]

I also still have Comcast, so. Hello.

[Martin]

The Book of Pisces, the wizard of Oz thing. So they're just putting it in a.

[Si Robertson]

Giant movie theater body? Yeah, it looked pretty good.

[Martin]

Could you imagine those people time traveling and watching it there instead of in black and white? Their minds would be blown.

[Godwin]

What about when them things get to flying around?

[Si Robertson]

I know. And they had stuff flying out in the audience. What, when the tornado was. Yeah, the tornado was coming and they was debris coming out and on it.

[Godwin]

All right.

[Martin]

If they put Twister in the sphere and throw a cow at people, I'm in. We're going Hunter, me and you. I know Hunter's the only one that.

[Hunter]

Cows floating around in the air. He's in.

[Godwin]

There's something similar in Dallas, but they're playing the Matrix because I was trying to go to that.

[Si Robertson]

I bet you that would be cool.

[Martin]

I've never seen the Matrix missing out.

[Si Robertson]

That's not my fault.

[Hunter]

Well, how did he go out? Oh, he got killed by a flying.

[Martin]

Cow at a movie.

[Hunter]

Watching a movie.

[Martin]

A movie theater landed on him, land.

[Hunter]

On him, killed him.

[Martin]

You ever seen Twister?

[Hunter]

Trust him.

[Godwin]

I'm just trying to make sense in my head of what we've actually accomplished.

[Martin]

No, we don't accomplish anything. That's our thing.

[Godwin]

I don't even know.

[Martin]

Do you go to movies?

[Godwin]

No. Wow.

[Martin]

Whoa.

[Si Robertson]

Why not?

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Godwin went and saw an 80 year old movie yesterday in theaters.

[Si Robertson]

It's pretty cool on a big old screen.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, comfortable.

[Godwin]

Now, the only thing I've gone and watched in theaters is the Chosen in the last.

[Martin]

Make fun of that something, Martin, for being better than the rest.

[Godwin]

I just don't. I mean, you.

[Martin]

Sorry. I went and saw the bad guys too. All right.

[Godwin]

You can stream it like the same day now via Comcast, Xfinity. Why? Why my house?

[Si Robertson]

I ain't got a.

[Godwin]

You know why? Because if I get up 30 by.

[Martin]

20 foot, they don't have the popcorn.

[Si Robertson]

It's not the same if you ain't watching it on a 30 by 20 foot with surround sound and all that.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Watching on little screen. Yeah, you saying that.

[Martin]

But now they fixed it, though, where you can get on your phone on the way to the movies, order all your food. It's just sitting there waiting on you in your chair. Grab it. Then you go to.

[Si Robertson]

We went to a show in Shreveport and they had recliners. And you order it and they bring it to your seat.

[Martin]

Say, now I'm in on that.

[Si Robertson]

Sure did.

[Hunter]

Now, that's a theater.

[Martin]

That's what they need. Did you get a steak with a handle on it?

[Hunter]

Yeah. Maybe a tomahawk, medium rare.

[Si Robertson]

Talking about recliners, Jack.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

It's almost like being home without being at home.

[Martin]

Martin's like, what's wrong with home?

[Hunter]

You can have a hot Tommy Hawk, too.

[Godwin]

I've been to a live sporting event.

[Si Robertson]

He's just a stick in the mud.

[Martin]

Martin's become a homebody in his own. In his 40s.

[Si Robertson]

Them kids would love it.

[Godwin]

Well, you're welcome to take them.

[Martin]

When was the last time you took your kids to a movie?

[Si Robertson]

You are.

[Godwin]

Well, they have been yet. Yeah.

[Martin]

Haven't been to a movie.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, they'll never see one. Never see one.

[Godwin]

Oh, they like popcorn, Jackson.

[Si Robertson]

They'll never eat popcorn.

[Godwin]

Waylon doesn't.

[Si Robertson]

They ain't had movie popcorn.

[Godwin]

Oh, Lord.

[Si Robertson]

Here you go.

[Godwin]

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[Hunter]

That's it.

[Godwin]

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[Hunter]

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[Godwin]

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[Hunter]

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[Godwin]

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[Martin]

I like my mattress like I like myself.

[Godwin]

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[Martin]

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[Godwin]

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[Martin]

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[Godwin]

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[Hunter]

It does taste better. You gotta admit that popcorn tastes better.

[Godwin]

Well, anything that's $7 tastes better.

[Hunter]

Well, I mean, I'm talking it's better. Oh, it's because it's puts you in the right fame.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. You know, you put all the butter you want, you can get in that machine and just roll it around. Oh, I bet you're popping bottom of my bag soggy.

[Martin]

Oh, that's gross. Because that's not oil, that's not butter.

[Si Robertson]

That's good. That's what I'm talking about.

[Hunter]

It is good.

[Martin]

You know, you can doordash that to your house. Now, if you're about to watch a movie, you can get on your phone and somebody will go buy a tent, go to the movies and get you a popcorn and bring it to your house.

[Si Robertson]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Hunter]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Martin]

Don't dare me to show.

[Hunter]

Isn't a technology wonderful.

[Si Robertson]

Martin just said that is all.

[Hunter]

Order some popcorn.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know where we were.

[Martin]

I don't think it'll get here in time. I don't.

[Godwin]

I didn't know where we were going, so I said something I wanted side to see on your.

[Martin]

Oh, we're going to show them that in a minute.

[Si Robertson]

I want to. Paula loves popcorn.

[Martin]

I'm going to tell you how much.

[Godwin]

It costs from the movie.

[Martin]

There's nothing better than popcorn.

[Si Robertson]

Picture show popcorn is the best.

[Martin]

We have a Ziploc bag the size of Lottie in our house right now. Look. $16.

[Si Robertson]

For what?

[Hunter]

Popcorn. It's.

[Martin]

It's the size of three large popcorn. Allison was telling me how great this was the other day. I didn't know. I spent 16.50 on it because apparently they did some Bible study with popcorn because.

[Hunter]

Oh, you know.

[Godwin]

Oh, yeah, popcorns and PJs.

[Martin]

Something in 2025. Yeah, 16.50. And we'll get three large popcorns. Does anybody want an icy?

[Si Robertson]

You bet you. Mixed all up.

[Martin]

You seem far away from this address. Oh, no, that's gonna take too long. Oh, you gotta pay an extra $3 to get it faster.

[Si Robertson]

We don't care.

[Hunter]

You're paying for it.

[Martin]

Sounds about right.

[Godwin]

We don't care. It's your phone.

[Martin]

Last time I had something delivered here, it went to somebody on the other side.

[Hunter]

Don't give the wrong address.

[Godwin]

If there's one thing. If there's one thing we know for certain, people do not want to sit here and listen to us eat.

[Martin]

Especially popcorn.

[Godwin]

Yeah, I don't know why this is.

[Hunter]

Okay, there we go. There you go. You ordered it.

[Martin]

Hand it to me.

[Si Robertson]

You got it coming.

[Martin]

It's not gonna make it, guys. Hey, next time when we get.

[Si Robertson]

We'll wait on it.

[Hunter]

Yeah, Johnson will wait on it.

[Godwin]

Gavin said I got nothing to do.

[Martin]

I ain't got nothing after tip. It's 25.39. I don't think I can do that.

[Si Robertson]

All I gotta do is pat.

[Hunter]

Oh.

[Martin]

Even I draw a line somewhere. What are you eating?

[Hunter]

Chicken out on us.

[Godwin]

Pecans.

[Martin]

He just. He just popped out Bucky's pecans from out of nowhere.

[Godwin]

I keep a stash up under this table. Just because y'. Alls. You can see everything.

[Hunter]

Always munching. They always. Why you think they're always munching over there?

[Martin]

We're exposed over here.

[Godwin]

Yeah, y'. All. Y' all don't have any hidden places anyway.

[Martin]

Sharks have anywhere from 50 to 3,000 teeth.

[Hunter]

Just depending on the 50 to 3,000.

[Martin]

The whale shark has 3,000.

[Hunter]

Now, what's fastest swimmer?

[Si Robertson]

All right, great white, the mako.

[Hunter]

And then you do the math. He's going to be swimming at what, 60 miles an hour? Was that with three.

[Martin]

46 miles per hour. With 3,000, Mako was the fastest shark.

[Hunter]

So, hey, you can. You can die.

[Martin]

Oh, der.

[Hunter]

You could die or you could lose legs.

[Martin]

That's what the whole premise of Labor Day was for.

[Hunter]

He could cut your whole body in half.

[Martin]

Forgot.

[Si Robertson]

I seen it. Yeah, I seen it on the jaws.

[Martin]

I don't know how Jaws caught on.

[Si Robertson]

Jaws ate a boat.

[Hunter]

Hey.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Because I did not want to go to the beach.

[Si Robertson]

He was smart.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Hey, you think that boat's gonna save you? No. Wrong.

[Martin]

It didn't.

[Hunter]

Wrong answer.

[Martin]

It saved that one guy.

[Godwin]

I can't wait till hunter has to title this.

[Si Robertson]

No, I didn't.

[Martin]

It ain't Labor Day without Jaws. My mom said that direct quote, and I was like, what are you talking about?

[Godwin]

Just slide over to TNT and watch Jaws all day.

[Martin]

She was yesterday. But I mean, as this was my 36 labor day, most of them spent at her house. I don't ever remember us watching Jaws.

[Godwin]

I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

I do that Labor Day.

[Godwin]

We just. We've always been in the woods. I don't know. It's. It's right here. On the eve of hunting season. We always spent Labor Day weekend at the camp, either planting or messing around or doing something like that. So I don't really. We always have any Labor Day traditions.

[Martin]

Our Labor Day tradition is Labor.

[Si Robertson]

That's it.

[Godwin]

That's labor.

[Martin]

We go to work while everybody else is off work.

[Hunter]

Is that when they eat a Black Eyed peas? Labor Day.

[Godwin]

That's New Year.

[Si Robertson]

That's New Year.

[Hunter]

Black Eyed peas.

[Martin]

Hold on.

[Hunter]

Is that the time there was a day that everybody ate a Black Eyed Peas?

[Si Robertson]

I see.

[Martin]

I don't do it.

[Si Robertson]

It's New Year's Eve.

[Hunter]

New Year's Eve. Okay.

[Martin]

Hard pass.

[Godwin]

I just. I mean, I'll eat black eyed peas all year long.

[Si Robertson]

I like them crowders.

[Hunter]

I like them when they first come out, when you pick a bunch of them and, you know, cook them up.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Godwin]

Oh, purple hulls before you dry them.

[Hunter]

Oh, hey. Oh, that. And then all that goes with it. Fried squash, fresh tomatoes, cucumbers.

[Godwin]

Okra.

[Si Robertson]

Not okra.

[Hunter]

Okra. All that. All that.

[Si Robertson]

It ought to be again.

[Martin]

A lot of growing.

[Hunter]

It ain't nothing better than sit down at a table in the summertime and everything on it comes from the garden.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

That broker oh, good.

[Godwin]

Including a little fried rabbit that was out there gnawing.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Hunter]

He just got caught up in the frame and got cooked.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's right.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Boy, rabbits are too cute to eat.

[Hunter]

We always end up talking about phone. Now food now. Starving to death.

[Martin]

Well, for 2452, they'll.

[Si Robertson]

Cook me and Ms. Paul.

[Hunter]

I know what I'm cooking when I get home.

[Martin]

Pop on you.

[Hunter]

Hey, bust out the popcorn, boy.

[Godwin]

So I gonna go home.

[Martin]

Are you gonna cook it?

[Hunter]

Huh?

[Martin]

Are you gonna microwave it?

[Hunter]

Beyond microwave.

[Martin]

Oh, man.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I got one of them.

[Hunter]

We got bags.

[Si Robertson]

You put it on your stove.

[Hunter]

We have a. We have. We have a popcorn night every once.

[Si Robertson]

In a while playing poker.

[Martin]

Poker and popcorn don't seem to mix.

[Hunter]

I tell my wife I get about 10 bags, you know, because we won't eat them all.

[Martin]

Poker and popcorn seems to be a greasy mess.

[Hunter]

Oh, it is. It's so good, though.

[Si Robertson]

These cards are a mess.

[Hunter]

Oh, it's so good.

[Martin]

And y' all just microwave.

[Hunter]

What is wreckenbacher? Is that the name?

[Martin]

Orville Redenbacher.

[Hunter]

Orville, yeah. Orville Reckon Redenbacher.

[Martin]

Orville Reckon Redenbacher.

[Hunter]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godwin]

He said wrecking.

[Hunter]

Oh, no, that's. That's good popcorn, too.

[Martin]

We air pop ours. You basically buy a fancy blow dryer, and it just blow dries them till they pop, and then they're healthy because there ain't no oil. And then you spray them down.

[Hunter]

That ain't no good.

[Si Robertson]

Now they talking about, I got a.

[Martin]

Popcorn maker that's in the shape of R2D2. It is awesome.

[Hunter]

RTR2D2.

[Martin]

I ain't lying. He doesn't make any noise. He just pops.

[Hunter]

Yeah, he does. He's always making noise when he comes back.

[Godwin]

Stop laughing over here for the past 30 minutes.

[Martin]

You're welcome.

[Si Robertson]

Well, all right.

[Martin]

Whoa, look, it's from William Sonoma.

[Hunter]

Oh, who?

[Martin]

My popcorn maker.

[Hunter]

The popcorn maker.

[Si Robertson]

Who's William? Samoa.

[Martin]

They make fancy popcorn.

[Hunter]

RTD too.

[Martin]

Look, you put your popcorn in there.

[Godwin]

$100.

[Hunter]

I'm getting you paid $100 for that. And then you. You wouldn't even give a $25 tip for popcorn coming up.

[Martin]

No, because I got. I already paid $100. I might as well make it myself.

[Si Robertson]

Well, why don't you make us some and bring it up here when you come?

[Martin]

Quantities are limited.

[Hunter]

That's gonna be like the pizza I never get.

[Si Robertson]

I know. Never got.

[Hunter]

Or the bread they always talking about.

[Si Robertson]

I'll never show up to date. I hadn't ate it before. He Gets here.

[Martin]

I got big news, though, everybody. Allison been out of sorts, you know, being back in the workforce. But last night at 7:45, an alarm went off. I said, what in the world is that? And she said, I gotta go feed my sourdough. So Sourdough Queen is back, baby. She's back at least for a week.

[Si Robertson]

Don't tell us about it because you ain't bringing none up here.

[Hunter]

That's it.

[Godwin]

Oh, she's making bread for conference, actually.

[Martin]

I don't know what she's doing.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I got.

[Godwin]

Ain't none of us gonna get to eat it.

[Si Robertson]

I gotta take some body fishing. That's coming to that, by the way.

[Godwin]

Well, by the way, I got to talk to Sadie. Yeah, we got to do something about this guy. We got it. We got to move it. It can't be the first weekend in September.

[Martin]

That's a bad deal.

[Godwin]

What conference? Lo conference.

[Martin]

Are you speaking at it?

[Hunter]

What in the world is that?

[Si Robertson]

You don't know yet?

[Hunter]

Low conference.

[Martin]

Sadie's big conference where every all of her fans descend upon Monroe. West Monroe for the weekend.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I didn't know about it.

[Godwin]

Well, she always does it opening weekend of dove season, which wasn't a big deal.

[Hunter]

Well, I'm out.

[Godwin]

Till I had children. Yeah, I'm out because now Brittany.

[Martin]

Well, it's for women conference stuff.

[Godwin]

And doves.

[Hunter]

Doves come first.

[Godwin]

Amen, buddy. I got. I'm figuring out a way. Man, them boys, I don't know how we gonna do it, but we go.

[Hunter]

Hey, Stone, we gonna kill them. And then Stone gonna grill them.

[Martin]

Big news, Martin.

[Godwin]

Big, big news. What is it?

[Martin]

The duck stamp has gone digital.

[Godwin]

Thank you, Jesus.

[Martin]

Welcome to 2025 AD.

[Godwin]

Yes.

[Martin]

Where your duck stamps Right there on your phone.

[Godwin]

Yes.

[Martin]

You don't got to go to the post office. You don't have to depend on whatever state you lived in, wildlife agencies, web.

[Godwin]

Or making sure you signed it and all the things. You just got it right there. It's in your. It's in your wallet app, on your phone, no matter what you got. And it is there.

[Si Robertson]

That is so convenient.

[Godwin]

You don't have to worry about it getting wet or a lot of people just playing lose them. So you know, this is no problem. You've got it right there. All you have to do is go to duck stamp.com, buy the all new digital duck stamp, and boom, it's in your phone, ready to show if the game warden ask. It's official, it's instant, and it's helping save the places that we hunt. 98 cents of every dollar goes to preserving wetlands, which means more ducks, better seasons, and a future for our kids and grandkids to enjoy. And look, if you don't believe it, let me show you how simple. Hey, sir, can I see your license? Absolutely. Let me get my duck stamp for you. Boom, boom. All he's got to do is scan that QR code right there. He can see that I've got a duck stamp. He can also see that Silas Robertson has a duck stamp right there. It is that simple. So don't worry about going the post office, keeping up with it, getting wet, whether you left it in your truck or anything, you always got your phone on you. It's always right there. So don't wait. Get your digital duck stamp@duck stamp.com today. That's Duck stamp dot com. Let's do it right this season. Hello. After party at Stone's house. You heard it from side here, everybody.

[Martin]

Like 10 o' clock at night.

[Si Robertson]

This guy.

[Godwin]

Oh, yeah, they end up.

[Hunter]

Oh, no, he doesn't see the trip.

[Si Robertson]

He done it back in March.

[Hunter]

I think I'm gonna do like. I think I'm gonna get him to do it like Blake does.

[Godwin]

Blake?

[Hunter]

Yeah, Blake of MacMillan Blake. He takes them and. And cut them and cuts the little bitty. The centerpiece.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

All the way out, both sides.

[Martin]

You're taking Fillet McMillan.

[Hunter]

You get a half a jalapeno, and you put that meat in there, and the jalapeno, then you wrap that with bacon, then you put it on the grill.

[Godwin]

Yeah. You get rid of the bone.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I gotta hear more.

[Hunter]

Well, all you have to do is just throw it in your mouth.

[Godwin]

And you know what's even better? You take it. You take it off the bone like that. See, this will peek, Alice, Alex's interest over here. So you take it off the bone like that, and you. You slice him, and then you put him in a wonton wrapper with your jalapeno and your cream cheese, and you wrap him up and you fry him. And then you got a little dove wonton.

[Martin]

Did you just make a dove egg roll?

[Godwin]

It ain't an egg roll because you don't like roll.

[Hunter]

It ain't egg roll.

[Godwin]

Just. Yeah, it's like a rain.

[Hunter]

This is what I would call dove hors d'. Oeuvres.

[Godwin]

And you just sit there and you just.

[Hunter]

Yeah, you just throw them in your.

[Godwin]

Mouth and let it just one right after the next. You dip it in that little sweet about 40 they give you with a.

[Hunter]

Rangoon yeah, you ate about 40 up.

[Martin]

I'm not a big Rangoon guy.

[Godwin]

Really?

[Martin]

They got like a weird cream cheese in it that I don't like.

[Hunter]

Oh, forget the cheese now. Get the cheese. Put the jalapeno pepper, the dove, and then a bacon.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

And then before you take it off, you brush it with mayhow jelly. Oh, my goodness. Then just. Just eat till you make yourself sick.

[Godwin]

Well, you could make that like pepper sauce with mejo jelly. You could. You could do the spicy chili with mayho as your base of that. You could.

[Si Robertson]

Joanna's making that same.

[Martin]

I'm eating lasagna tonight.

[Si Robertson]

Are you making tallow?

[Hunter]

I could eat about 20 of them right now.

[Si Robertson]

Tallow down for the one time.

[Godwin]

Really?

[Hunter]

The wonton?

[Godwin]

Yeah, wontons. They good?

[Hunter]

Oh, no. Yeah, I could eat about 20 of them.

[Martin]

So a guy.

[Hunter]

I'd be on fire, but it would be worth it.

[Martin]

A guy booked you from March. You have to book you that far out.

[Si Robertson]

Well, he booked me because his wife's coming to that conference. He's going fishing Saturday. That's for. I blocked my Saturdays off and velvet season. Well, buck hunt. Three day buck hunt this weekend in Arkansas. Oh, Miss Paula ain't real happy over.

[Hunter]

She ain't real happy.

[Martin]

Why isn't she happy?

[Godwin]

You tell her. She knows the way.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, she's going right up there with her brother.

[Godwin]

There you go.

[Hunter]

She's going.

[Martin]

Goblin's living. His retired.

[Godwin]

Them mosquitoes bad up there?

[Si Robertson]

Nah, man.

[Godwin]

I got eight alive yesterday with the boys putting up. Putting out corn.

[Si Robertson]

I know I'll get up there. Well, I'm up in the mountain.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I just didn't know them up there with him.

[Hunter]

He's up there with them red bugs.

[Si Robertson]

And pigs are bad.

[Hunter]

Yeah, stickers are bad.

[Si Robertson]

And the bears, they're bad. The bears, they're tearing everything up.

[Martin]

You're all right. A bear bites you, you're in trouble. Like the people in Jaws.

[Si Robertson]

I got mountain lions up there, but they ain't black.

[Hunter]

No, they're mountain lions. They're Two Tone.

[Si Robertson]

They're deer colored.

[Hunter]

They're tear tone. Two Tone.

[Si Robertson]

Well, deer's red right there.

[Hunter]

Two Tone.

[Si Robertson]

They're slowly losing it.

[Hunter]

Mountain is Two Tone.

[Martin]

There's a deer that got a little.

[Hunter]

He's got a little. Like a deer. And he's got another little bat that's like. It's got a little orange.

[Godwin]

So I could deer hunt in Arkansas this weekend.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. For three days or three days bucks on velvet.

[Martin]

No, you can't.

[Godwin]

No, I'm aware I can't. I'm just saying you got.

[Martin]

You got to figure out dove season and two twin, two three quarter year olds.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hunter]

Good luck.

[Martin]

Yeah, I'm rooting for you.

[Si Robertson]

I just started that last year.

[Martin]

My kids. You can lock the door, leave enough food out and they'll make it.

[Si Robertson]

They kill 1500 cold front on the way. Bucks only do what.

[Godwin]

Why are we having seven different conversations? Because yes, there's a cold front.

[Hunter]

What's it supposed to hit tomorrow?

[Godwin]

Is it. Oh, no. Friday, he said.

[Hunter]

That's what I thought.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Huh.

[Hunter]

It opens Saturday.

[Godwin]

Yeah. The highs this weekend are 85. 84, 85.

[Martin]

That's a cold front, people.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, what the high in Arkansas gonna be? 75.

[Godwin]

So.

[Hunter]

Well, I wonder if this is gonna run them doves out from honey break.

[Si Robertson]

I don't care.

[Hunter]

Oh, hey, hey. Don't be that way.

[Si Robertson]

I'm gonna be in Arkansas.

[Godwin]

Hey, that's where I'm going in Arkansas. Dove season open. We could go up there to Wilmot, kill a sack full of doves. I saw him. I saw him yesterday. Where? I duck hunt up there in Arkansas. I saw him yesterday.

[Martin]

You went all the way to Arkansas on Labor Day?

[Godwin]

I mean.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Yeah. I was, I was, I was getting.

[Martin]

Feels further because it's different state.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I don't state lines on.

[Si Robertson]

On close.

[Godwin]

I was really just getting the boys out of the house for the day and having. Just having a fun time. It's taking them to do that kind of stuff is way easier than attempting to get them on a boat. So.

[Martin]

Boats are fun though.

[Si Robertson]

Floatan on our arms and let them go. If they fall out, they'll learn. Oh, I don't want to go.

[Godwin]

You can't, you can't do that with them. They're. They're that isr. I can't put none of them puddle jumper, nothing. If they get a floaty, it's got to be a regulation life jacket. So then nothing that helps you float. They're. They're sinker swimmers because of all their training.

[Hunter]

He ain't.

[Martin]

He ain't losing that training now. Well, paid too much for it.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Still paying it. What they go? Oh, yeah, they still go twice a week.

[Martin]

Them kids gonna be Michael Phelps for as well?

[Godwin]

Well, they need to get comfortable with water because a lot of the stuff that we do is dependent on water. I mean fishing, duck hunting, all the things. I want them to not be scared of water. I want to respect it, but I don't want them to fear it.

[Martin]

So I know a lot of fishermen that are scared of water.

[Godwin]

Yeah, I know it's kind of crazy. It is. I mean, I don't want to drown for what that's worth, but I'm scared of water.

[Si Robertson]

Drowning to be kind of bad.

[Godwin]

Bad for business.

[Si Robertson]

Bad for business. Yep.

[Martin]

He heard it here. Her first, folks.

[Hunter]

Rough boys.

[Godwin]

So I look at what we. I got. I sent John.

[Martin]

Oh yeah, sorry. We.

[Godwin]

If you're going sidetracked, if you're going to work on deer feeders and stuff and you see that, what's your next move?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, you gonna have to be working on that deer feeder.

[Hunter]

Wait a minute.

[Si Robertson]

How did he get up there?

[Godwin]

I have no idea. And there's no camera on it either.

[Si Robertson]

Look at his head.

[Martin]

Look at him size just staring at him.

[Godwin]

Just a big old bull rattlesnake curled up on the deer feeder. That's where the corn comes out of the feeder. That's the little page at the.

[Martin]

He's a vegetarian.

[Si Robertson]

That means.

[Hunter]

How big is that sucker?

[Godwin]

He big enough? He was.

[Martin]

Did you kill him?

[Godwin]

He was approximately 5 foot.

[Martin]

Did you measure him?

[Godwin]

I held him out there.

[Hunter]

Hey, did you blow his head off? You didn't kill him?

[Godwin]

Well, he's no longer with us. Oh, I didn't blow his head off. I did not have a firearm.

[Hunter]

That's diamondback too, ain't it?

[Godwin]

Timber.

[Martin]

You can't blow his head off. You'd ruin your deer feeder.

[Godwin]

No, I got him out of there. Would you believe he did not make a sound until my buddy's face got down there.

[Martin]

And then did he do that?

[Godwin]

And then he did it.

[Martin]

Oh no, that's the worst sound.

[Godwin]

And you won't talk about high stepping.

[Martin]

Oh, I'd have ran.

[Godwin]

Two grown men gone squealing, running like trying to figure out where it was.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Where to go.

[Godwin]

And we didn't know where he was at first. Like, you know.

[Hunter]

Oh yeah.

[Martin]

I mean, good hiding spot.

[Godwin]

That's a good one. If you. If you like eating rats or anything, that's a good place to sit right there. Buddy. That is, he is basically learned from us on deer hunting. Put your bait out and you sit right here. They're coming.

[Martin]

I don't like that.

[Godwin]

But yeah, he's a bull.

[Martin]

Now I just hearing that's like hearing.

[Hunter]

Well, I'm looking at him. He's about what, 10?

[Godwin]

Yeah, he was about five. He's about five footer somewhere.

[Hunter]

I don't know, 10 rattlers.

[Godwin]

He took a stick to the back of the head pretty hard.

[Hunter]

Well, I think so because I. I don't that's one sound I don't like.

[Martin]

The sound of Jaws coming buzz or the clicking.

[Godwin]

It never sounds like it does on tv. I don't care. No, that, that, that little, that little deal they do on TV where it's. I ain't ever heard it sound like that.

[Hunter]

I was hunting in floor.

[Godwin]

Yeah, just like that.

[Si Robertson]

Tv. That's tv.

[Martin]

I saw it.

[Hunter]

Had my pistol on. Okay. I stepped over a log that had a limb come up. I mean the limbs touching me in the crotch.

[Martin]

And then I hear that three foot limb.

[Godwin]

How fast do you get off that limb?

[Hunter]

Oh, no. Did I, did I? I jumped 9 foot in the air.

[Martin]

He could have done.

[Hunter]

Hey, look. And I've got a nine shot.22 pistol. And I emptied all nine rounds before I hit the ground. And that snake on top of building.

[Martin]

This fake volcano for months. I give my daughter Smarty Pants vitamins to support her brain health. So her science fair project sounds more.

[Godwin]

Like.

[Si Robertson]

And less like.

[Hunter]

And while I may say it's not.

[Godwin]

A competition, of course it's a competition.

[Martin]

Choose Smarty pants vitamins to support your.

[Hunter]

Kid'S brain health and save the science fair.

[Martin]

Shop on Amazon, smartypantsvitamins.com or at Target.

[Hunter]

Today when I looked and I said, wait a minute, I was above them limbs.

[Martin]

You didn't know.

[Hunter]

I'm serious.

[Si Robertson]

He looked like Yosemite Sam.

[Martin]

It's like Lebron James combined with wider.

[Hunter]

You talking about a shot of adrenaline? You jump, boy. Hey, I bet you I jump nine foot in the air.

[Godwin]

I tell you, for an outdoorsman, there's nothing that'll charge your batteries quite like the sound.

[Hunter]

Oh, no, no.

[Martin]

I've only heard it once. And I said no, hey, you get to slide.

[Hunter]

He was right there under my family jewels, okay. Oh, no. You talking about.

[Si Robertson]

Heaven forbid you lose them.

[Hunter]

I moved.

[Si Robertson]

I've heard it twice. I hear it. I just take off running.

[Hunter]

You're gonna think I had an automatic instead of a double, double trigger.22 pistol because I cocked it the first time. But then, hey.

[Martin]

All this is midair, everybody. This whole story happened above the hey.

[Hunter]

And all nine shots hit that sucker too.

[Martin]

Oh, my goodness.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, that's what I'd have said.

[Martin]

Oakley over here.

[Hunter]

I shot him literally to pieces. Okay? I was upstairs and he was laying, look, just straddled over that limb that I was next to. That is full of hope.

[Martin]

A story I normally am with you. But when you start getting a nine foot vertical, I don't know that I can follow you.

[Hunter]

Look, the Almighty. When you Hit you with a shot of adrenaline. Trust me, you can jump that high. Buddy.

[Martin]

That is. I mean, I couldn't do it. My family jewels would be gone. I just can't jump that high. I never have.

[Godwin]

Wrong snake.

[Martin]

I touched a backboard a couple times in my life. I've never touched a rim. I'm getting eaten.

[Godwin]

The only thing that would have been nine foot long on me is a string of doo doo coming out of there. I'm trying to get away. There's a nine foot string of it. I had to check my britches after that.

[Hunter]

Oh, no, no. Here's another thing too. If you see it in the movies, but it's actually true, what do I see in the movies? When it shows a snake. His eyes are glowing in the dark.

[Martin]

Kind of like your story about teenage bigfoot.

[Hunter]

That's true.

[Godwin]

What, their eyes glow in the dark?

[Hunter]

Hey, a rattlesnake's eyes do if you.

[Si Robertson]

Shine a light, ain't it?

[Hunter]

Hey, they grow. Grow red.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Well, I ain't ever seen a rattlesnake.

[Hunter]

On a bank, but Frog is under his house.

[Godwin]

Frog. And I know they, they. Whenever you think you may see a bullfrog, sometimes it's cotton mouth.

[Hunter]

Yeah, they line up. I'm telling you. They line up.

[Martin]

Hey, y'.

[Hunter]

All.

[Godwin]

What?

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Martin]

Remember whenever I told people to email us and they emailed us pictures of size new teeth?

[Hunter]

I just seen that while ago. That was when I had real pretty teeth.

[Godwin]

Oh, Lord.

[Martin]

You're riding a black panther dressed like Rambo. That's not when you had pretty teeth.

[Godwin]

GPT, baby.

[Martin]

That one's scary.

[Hunter]

That's pretty teeth there, boy.

[Martin]

A guy from Chili sent these, which crack I like. And I was like, must be a. Must be somebody not from Chile. And his name is Yoselo Rojas something.

[Hunter]

So.

[Martin]

Yeah, he's from Chile.

[Godwin]

I'm guessing, hello, our Chilean friend.

[Martin]

And then here's a. Here's another good one.

[Hunter]

That's a good.

[Martin]

Not nearest. It's from Indiana, so there's no Black Panthers or Ram. Rambo.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Godwin]

He put your glasses back on you, though.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Yep.

[Martin]

Hey, I got about 100 of these, by the way.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, let's see them all.

[Martin]

This one is titled Uncle Sigh with some Steve Harvey's, which I really enjoy. I can't wait. That's from Adam.

[Hunter]

That's one cool man.

[Godwin]

He is one big teeth.

[Martin]

Well, that's why they called him Steve Harvey's.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, Steve. God.

[Martin]

I literally have a whole bunch, though.

[Hunter]

You got me. You got me. I didn't. In a house I lived in. And I think it was the one that I tore down for Clayton owns Bill. There was a big giant oak tree beside it with a window unit, air conditioner. This thing's like four feet off the ground. And the only thing around there that a snake could have got in was that big oak tree. But, you know, I come in one afternoon and sometime turn the air conditioner on. As soon as I turned it on, all I smelt was snakes.

[Martin]

What?

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Now you can smell them.

[Hunter]

Yeah, you can smell it.

[Si Robertson]

That is true.

[Hunter]

Anyway, I turned on. I said, good grief. I'm telling you for a month.

[Martin]

We gotta start masking.

[Hunter]

I would wake up and need to go take a leak. And I wouldn't get out of bed. Cause I was afraid there was a snake on the floor. I'm serious.

[Martin]

Si has protected his family, Jules, his whole life, y'.

[Hunter]

All. I'm serious. Yo. My wife said, are you going to pee in the bed? I said, I may. I said, but I went through that. Yeah. Because ever since that sucker got in that air conditioning unit, no, I'd wake up, have nightmares about. Yeah, they're in the bedroom.

[Martin]

Did you pee the bed as a kid?

[Hunter]

Yeah, I did.

[Si Robertson]

Reptile.

[Godwin]

Me too.

[Hunter]

But snakes, remember?

[Martin]

Oh, you do remember.

[Godwin]

Yeah. I must have got done at a normal age.

[Martin]

Now, me and Remember any?

[Godwin]

Remember any?

[Martin]

You can always tell them. You can always tell the bedwetters.

[Hunter]

I've never. No, I've never heard what the doctors say really caused it.

[Si Robertson]

Bad Breton.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Our minds go so fast all day that when we go to bed, it completely shuts off.

[Hunter]

Baby. Straight.

[Godwin]

I mean, I don't know.

[Martin]

I'm going with it. Sounds believable to you? It works.

[Hunter]

When I was in the military, I'd go home and try to sleep and couldn't. What? Because I could not shut my mind off. And this idiot was training me, this W2, because he. He literally liked to drove WD. I didn't do it.

[Godwin]

You pee in a bed in the military, huh?

[Hunter]

No.

[Martin]

You grow out of it.

[Godwin]

Well, I didn't know if you had some of it. How long did you go then?

[Martin]

That's where. Well, I had a nose spray. I don't reckon technology came further.

[Si Robertson]

I don't recollect everything in the bed. I must have done that just when I was an infant.

[Godwin]

No, spray keeps you from peeing in the bed.

[Martin]

Yeah, we talked about it on here before, like episode 50 something.

[Hunter]

Why didn't they tell me that?

[Martin]

Oh, yeah, There was a group of us all wild and loud and talkative children that we all have a spend the night party somewhere just there'd be a line of Camp Chioka. There's about four of us. We'd all head to the nurses up before bedtime. Bop bop.

[Si Robertson]

But yeah, well, I'll be.

[Godwin]

Oh, the nose.

[Hunter]

A nose thing will stop it.

[Martin]

Yeah. You don't need any more though, huh?

[Godwin]

It may be going back to it.

[Si Robertson]

I got that nose spray that you.

[Hunter]

Ain'T.

[Si Robertson]

EpiPen instead of having a needle and now it's no spray. EPI spray. Whatever it is.

[Martin]

I got a happy pen.

[Godwin]

Oh, really? You ain't got to jab yourself anymore?

[Si Robertson]

No, it's a little one dose. One doser.

[Hunter]

Hey, technology.

[Godwin]

I bet that thing's expensive.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know.

[Godwin]

Every pins are expensive.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Martin]

That's why we don't use it.

[Si Robertson]

Unless I need to get one put.

[Martin]

In my boat body eats peanut butter.

[Si Robertson]

I got a regulation first aid kit.

[Hunter]

Do you?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

So what happens when you a cap?

[Martin]

Are you a captain?

[Si Robertson]

No.

[Martin]

That stinks.

[Hunter]

Oh, you didn't get it.

[Si Robertson]

That's 500 more dollars.

[Hunter]

Oh, you don't get it. Okay, I understand.

[Godwin]

That's a trip one day efficient.

[Martin]

You could be Captain Odin.

[Hunter]

Boy, you could.

[Martin]

Do you get a whole new hat? Yeah, like Jack Sparrow.

[Hunter]

Oh, yeah. And it's got the braid on it.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Got the captain braid.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Can we sponsor your captain's license?

[Si Robertson]

Sure. I'll take it then.

[Hunter]

He said he'll take it.

[Godwin]

Seems like the best spin the honey hole could ever have. Caption, John. God. I mean, I don't. I mean, I'm not telling you how to spend your money. I'm just merely suggesting if we sponsored Goblin's captain license, there could be worse. You've. You've spent 500 worse things.

[Si Robertson]

I get that six pack.

[Godwin]

I'm thinking. Yeah, because I'm thinking I just saw 100 of it.

[Hunter]

Whoa. Yeah, we just saw 100 of it. He's right.

[Martin]

I like both Star wars and popcorn. And so does Carter and Ben's. Well, he doesn't like popcorn.

[Hunter]

Okay, I understand. He's a buzz for the kid.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's right. I did it for the kid.

[Godwin]

I can guarantee you he had that thing before. No, no, it's probably a reorder.

[Hunter]

He probably ordered that thing for the kids room here.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

I would have ordered it without him. I will say. I'm not gonna lie.

[Hunter]

Ow.

[Martin]

Oh, no. You're turning it out. See him hit me. No, you hit me. Really?

[Si Robertson]

Hard.

[Hunter]

Oh, I didn't hit you hard, you wimp, you.

[Martin]

When my papa got slapping me on the back like that, I'd had to dip and dodge and dive at.

[Godwin]

Y' all.

[Martin]

Don't know your own strength.

[Hunter]

I guess that's true, then.

[Si Robertson]

Great.

[Godwin]

All right, well, let's get out of here.

[Si Robertson]

Where are we going?

[Martin]

I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

What do you got to go get some popcorn?

[Godwin]

There you go.

[Hunter]

What? Words of wisdom from the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

[Martin]

I did. I did make it your ambition the other day, right? Yeah. As I was like, I need to do one to honor Phil.

[Hunter]

Where did this come from, Hunter?

[Godwin]

That the bracelet, Si. Came from a fan. He. I think he pretty much gave us all one.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Godwin]

On Commander Sunday. I can't remember his name. Is he.

[Martin]

Oh, this is straight out of Phil Robertson unfiltered, which is also just Straight out of second Timothy 2. 23 through 26. Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments because, you know, they produce quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome, but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful. There you go.

[Si Robertson]

There you go. Look at there.

[Hunter]

All right, don't be arguing.

[Martin]

There's Phil Robertson's advice. It's actually just Paul's words. Wasted your time, especially with foolish and stupid arguments.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, kind of like stupid arguments.

[Hunter]

Them were words of wisdom.

[Si Robertson]

Me and Paula like to argue and then make up.

[Godwin]

All right, we'll see y' all next time around here on the Duck call room.

[Hunter]

Oh.