Justin Martin Pulled Over by Texas State Trooper

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast

Episode: Justin Martin Pulled Over by Texas State Trooper
Date: April 28, 2026
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

Episode Overview

This episode delivers the classic Duck Call Room banter fans love: hilarious stories about hunting, fishing, family, oddball adventures, and a good bit of roasting among the crew. The main through-line is Justin Martin’s recent traffic stop by a Texas state trooper, but the gang ranges widely—from Ms. Kay’s craving for crappie, birthdays galore, and childhood memories, to rodeo mishaps, viral fishing clips, and listener letters. The down-home wisdom, friendly ribbing, and moments of heart are supplemented with lots of laughs and a bit of real talk about faith and family.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Gifts from Listeners and Birthday Antics

• [01:13 – 03:35]
  • Listener Caitlyn sends the crew a gar statue, snacks, and homemade brownies, which sparks an extended bit about eating treats, ASMR videos, and Uncle Si’s new teeth.
  • Several crew birthdays cluster in late April, prompting good-natured teasing and confusion about whose birthday falls when.
  • Memorable moment: Si tries a “squirshed” Christmas tree treat and everyone waits for his verdict.
    • “Watch his face, folks. Watch his face.” – Godwin [02:19]
• Roast about the Cracker Barrel’s catfish kicks off a nostalgia trip and debate about their food vs. local joints.

2. Ms. Kay’s Crappie Quest and Southern Restaurant Talk

• [03:35 – 07:14]
  • Ms. Kay is “crappie-dependent” and needs the guys to come through since “her sons can’t pull it off.”
  • She went out to eat catfish at Cracker Barrel, surprising the crew.
    • “You went to the Crapper Barrel and got catfish?” – Martin [06:21]
  • Discussion of food traditions (hash brown casserole!), breakfast restaurants, Duck Dynasty products in drug stores, and more.

3. Birthdays and Family Ties

• [09:39 – 10:31]
  • Multiple family members, including hosts, share April birthdays—lots of stories about birthday celebrations, parties missed, and practical jokes.

4. Listener E-mails and Random Riffs

• [25:46 – 32:23]
  • Braden from Idaho: Asks about flour on the show, sparking a confused but funny back-and-forth about memories from Duck Dynasty and “bachelor parties with guns and a cannon.”
  • Stories morph into tales about whistling with dentures, how new teeth affect Si’s singing voice, and the legendary whistling power of Donna Douglas (“Ellie Mae” from Beverly Hillbillies).
    • “When I hit a note. It really sounds good. It’s like I got a harmonica or something.” – Si [28:10]

5. Health & Lifestyle: Godwin’s Weight Loss

• [22:13 – 23:38], [22:50]
  • Godwin celebrates 24 lbs lost in 10 weeks via a new eating program, feeling less out of breath and no longer needing sugar meds.
    • “Jumping in and out of the truck’s easier. Everything’s easier.” – Godwin [22:24]

6. The Headliner: Martin Pulled Over in Texas

• [23:38 – 24:13]
  • Martin gets stopped by a Texas Highway Patrol officer for speeding: 72 in a 65.
    • “What a weak speed by.” – Martin [23:53]
  • He gets off with a warning, sparking jokes about slow speed and “proper” warnings.

7. Fishing Tales and Boat Mishaps

• [24:31 – 25:36], [31:53], [41:32 – 44:44]
  • Kentucky Lake, “plugless” boats, catching fish for Ms. Kay, legendary catfish adventures with Bill Dance, and bizarre catches.
  • Viral videos: Gator stealing a bass (everyone watches and cries out in disbelief), kid catching a monster fish.
    • “I would pee my pants if that happened to me.” – Martin [43:51]

8. Gear, Shoes, and Fantasy League Prizes

• [13:28 – 15:27]
  • Martin brags about his limited edition Jurassic Park sneakers—winnings from a fantasy football league where losers buy the winner shoes.
    • “You got to be online at 9 o’clock in the morning on the right day to buy these suckers.” – Martin [14:43]

9. Rodeo Disaster Recollections

• [34:54 – 37:14]
  • Jacob Mayo’s “rodeo” attempt is roasted mercilessly.
  • Tales of past rodeo stunts go awry (barrel escapes, steers dragging, “I ain’t ever… I am not a cowboy!”)—funny and cautionary.

10. Faith & Family, Listener Letters (Serious Moment)

• [53:05 – 56:07]
  • Rick from Manitoba writes about his daughter’s medical struggles and upcoming surgery.
  • The crew joins in prayer and support, reading Isaiah 41:10 as encouragement.
    • “Do not fear, for I am with you… I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” – Martin (reading Bible verse) [55:36]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “That’s the only thing the Cracker Barrel is good for is puzzles.” – Martin [06:32]
• “Two fat boys sunk the boat. Too many honey buns.” – Willie [25:31]
• “You whistle when you talk now? … When I sing, when I hit a certain note—it sounds good.” – Si & Phil [27:54 – 28:07]
• “You gotta make that content, man.” – Phil, on fishing for Ms. Kay as “work” [49:29]
• “Do you blame it on me and Godwin?” – Phil, after Willie tells a story about a sunken boat [25:20]
• “That gator has done that before.” – Godwin (after watching gator steal the bass) [44:06]
• “You say what? He’s eating. You gonna get fat like that?” – Godwin, teasing about Uncrustables [20:07]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:13] Listener gifts and snack sampling, ASMR jokes
• [03:35] Ms. Kay’s crappie adventures and catfish at Cracker Barrel
• [09:39] April birthdays and Robertson family celebrations
• [13:28] Jurassic Park sneakers and fantasy football
• [22:13] Godwin’s weight loss and newfound energy
• [23:38] Martin’s Texas state trooper traffic stop
• [24:31] Boat plug disaster at Kentucky Lake
• [31:53] Whistling talents & Si’s “harmonica teeth”
• [34:54] Jacob Mayo’s rodeo “ride”
• [41:32] Viral video: Alligator steals bass, everyone freaks out
• [53:05] Emotional letter from Manitoba; crew prays and shares Isaiah 41:10

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Closing Tone and Takeaways

• The episode mixes the zany, unpredictable Duck Call Room humor with genuine warmth for each other and their listener community.
• Memorable for its blend of wild “country boy” stories, gear talk, and belly laughs, but also for the way the crew stops to support and pray for a listener’s child in need.
• If you like southern storytelling with a side of “never take yourself too seriously,” it’s a classic Duck Call Room ride.

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Final Note:
For folks who didn’t catch the episode: You missed Martin’s run-in with the law, more than one unsolved food mystery, extended “who sank the boat” debates, a very large gator, a viral kid fisherman, and the kind of love, faith, and ridiculousness that keeps this crew together.

Transcript

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[Martin]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the duck call room. We have a new feature in this room that is not allowed on me and S's table.

[Willie]

That's it. Welcome to the gar.

[Godwin]

Look at the gar hole.

[Martin]

What's the person's name they deserve?

[Phil]

Caitlyn.

[Willie]

Caitlin.

[Martin]

Caitlyn sent us a gar statue with a button. And when you press the button, it says,

[Phil]

there you go. There you go. Look. And she also sent us some snacks, too, back there.

[Willie]

Oh, Christmas trees.

[Phil]

Christmas trees.

[Martin]

It is.

[Willie]

April.

[Phil]

April, bro.

[Martin]

It is your birthday, man.

[Phil]

There's a birth.

[Willie]

I thought you said it was.

[Phil]

There's a bunch. There's some there, but there ain't no Christmas tree. There's a birthday cake. It's almost your birthday. Hold on.

[Martin]

Get him a birthday cake.

[Willie]

Oh, me a birthday cake.

[Godwin]

Happy birthday to you.

[Martin]

I wasn't singing. I didn't know you could sing.

[Godwin]

I can't. I can't tow the tune in a bucket.

[Martin]

You just did.

[Phil]

In a shocking development, I'm gonna give you two because they're gonna fall apart.

[Godwin]

They're gonna fall apart.

[Martin]

They didn't ship well.

[Willie]

Fall apart.

[Martin]

Oh, wow.

[Willie]

Those look good. Hey, that looks like a Christmas tree.

[Godwin]

Yeah, try one little squirshed.

[Martin]

That looks like.

[Godwin]

Watch his face, folks. Watch his face.

[Willie]

Watch this face, boys.

[Phil]

She got some homemade brownies in there, too.

[Godwin]

They're gonna be good.

[Martin]

Hey, them. I appreciate the sentiment.

[Godwin]

Bet you they gonna be good.

[Phil]

Did you eat some of the plastic?

[Willie]

Some of the icing? Is the icing any good hanging on?

[Phil]

Hey, we can make. We can make one of them ASMR videos that are there's people driving. Uncle Sigh eats asmr.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Martin]

Listening to Sigh Lick a Little Debbie. Rapper American, maybe. Got to love it.

[Phil]

Now he's squeezing it out there like a Popsicle.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

You got a knife over that you've been playing with all morning? You could cut the wrapper.

[Willie]

We don't want to do the knife, do we?

[Phil]

I don't. Well, I don't want to listen to you squeeze that out that package now. Well, I understand them ASMR videos are a big thing. They are not my cup of tea.

[Martin]

That's the worst. Why do people like listening to noises

[Phil]

and, like, they like listening to other people eat?

[Godwin]

He likes them, and I don't mind.

[Willie]

He likes them pretty good.

[Phil]

Oh, pretty good means it's great. Yeah, I know him. Oh, yeah, because that ain't much. He'll keep eating it.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

How.

[Phil]

How does that treat them new teeth?

[Godwin]

He's too busy. He's.

[Willie]

I ain't got time to tell you.

[Phil]

What are we doing?

[Martin]

Hey, speaking of eating. Not no time. It has nothing to do with no time. Yesterday, I was in my driveway getting my golf cart ready to go poach a couple ponds that aren't owned by me, AKA Willie and Big Dave.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And I see this car, like, circling in front of my house.

[Godwin]

How does it circle in front of your house?

[Martin]

Well, there's the boulevard there, and they, like, turned around real fast, and then they were just staring at me, and I was staring at them, and I was like, what? Who are these people? And then the window rolled down and they pulled in the driveway, and Ms. K was just leaned back.

[Phil]

Hey, Joy, right?

[Martin]

Oh, yeah, her. She was taking some of her friends around to see everybody. She was headed to Jeff's house, and she saw me, and she stopped and talked for a while. She said nobody still brought her some crappie Godwin because she was dependent on Jace. So we need to cook Ms. K some crappie. We can do it, and we need. We're just going to have to take the load off of our sons because they can't pull it off.

[Phil]

Lord knows they're busy.

[Godwin]

I can't go till tomorrow.

[Martin]

But she said, he still. She goes, are you going fishing? I said, yes, ma'. Am. She goes, jay still had brought me any crappie. I don't think there's any crappie left in Willy's Pond. I think they ate them.

[Willie]

All right. Switch spices. Go catch them big old copper nose brim.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Microphone.

[Willie]

Get the crappie.

[Martin]

Well, she wants a crappie. We need to get her One.

[Willie]

If you bring her brim, she'll eat the brim.

[Godwin]

I'll catch her some crappie tomorrow.

[Phil]

All right, there we go. There. Assignment given.

[Willie]

Assignment I knew I could make accepted.

[Godwin]

If I got to go.

[Martin]

If I got to go.

[Phil]

If you're gonna make me, I guess I'll go.

[Martin]

We gotta get Ms. K some. She did say she just had some catfish. I would like somebody to guess where Kay went to eat catfish.

[Phil]

Catfish.

[Godwin]

Ms. K. At the fish house.

[Martin]

Incorrect.

[Phil]

No, because that's too obvious. This is going to be.

[Martin]

Nope, incorrect.

[Willie]

What? She didn't go to Captain D. No.

[Martin]

This. It kind of hurt my feelings that this is where she resorted to. To go get fish.

[Phil]

Where? I don't know where you can get catfish.

[Martin]

I didn't know you could get catfish here. Okay, so it's not.

[Godwin]

It's not any of the Donnie's Pizza.

[Phil]

No, they ain't got catfish.

[Martin]

So it's not any of the great local establishments we have. It's not.

[Willie]

Scott. Catfish. Charlie, you.

[Martin]

Not the fish house.

[Phil]

What? She does. You get catfish at Outback or something?

[Martin]

You're getting dangerously close.

[Phil]

Cracker Barrel.

[Martin]

There it is.

[Phil]

Now, I. I will say I've had the catfish at Cracker Barrel.

[Martin]

Hold on.

[Phil]

The black. They have, like, a blackened or grilled catfish.

[Martin]

You went to the Crapper Barrel and got catfish?

[Phil]

Well, yeah. I mean, it seemed like a better decision than chicken, fried chicken or whatever.

[Martin]

The only thing the Cracker Barrel is good for is puzzles.

[Willie]

Yeah, it's what?

[Martin]

Puzzles?

[Phil]

Yeah, I got.

[Martin]

I got the little puzzle thing on the.

[Willie]

Oh, the puzzle.

[Phil]

Plain egg, no rainbow.

[Martin]

No, no, no. I'm a genius. I get it. Every time I crack that code. You go to the Crapper Barrel?

[Phil]

No, I haven't been in I don't know how long. I'm just saying I've eaten. It's either grilled or blackened catfish.

[Willie]

I think it's blackened. I think I. I think I remember the menu saying blackened.

[Martin]

When did you go to Cracker Barrel?

[Willie]

That's been a young girl.

[Phil]

Okay. Yeah. I mean, I couldn't tell you. I really could not tell you. The last time I went, they were still giving you, like, unlimited biscuits and cornbread. I think you got to ask for that stuff now or one basket or something. Then they charge you or something stupid. Something goofy. Yeah.

[Martin]

I haven't been there in forever. That hash brown casserole slinging, it's still

[Phil]

good, and that's good. But I figured out how to make it at home, so it's.

[Willie]

You know, so then he don't know how to eat. They go there.

[Martin]

You know how to make that?

[Phil]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie]

Make it at home.

[Martin]

Well, I'm just kind of against restaurants that just, you know, it's just regular breakfast food.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And there's no chance of, like, a fight breaking out, like Waffle House.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

There's a nostalgia there. I'm just not a Cracker Barrel guy.

[Phil]

No, I mean, yeah. They made us a lot of money back in the day, though. They sold a bunch of Doug Dynasty stuff.

[Martin]

Yeah, they did.

[Phil]

They did. All right.

[Martin]

Our demographic. I feel like I'm bashing our whole demographic right now.

[Godwin]

Everybody did. I just feel like the pharmacy. What's up? Pharmacy Du Per. They sold Duck Dynasty. Hey, can you pick up my prescription and give me a duck Call on the way out?

[Willie]

Really?

[Martin]

A pharmacy with something?

[Godwin]

Walgreens.

[Willie]

Walgreens, yeah. Get you a duck call. What's your prescription?

[Phil]

Yeah, they don't do that no more.

[Martin]

No.

[Phil]

No, they don't. They ain't got that now.

[Willie]

Here's your pills. Here's your Duck call.

[Godwin]

It's just.

[Martin]

Every day in the life, that's what

[Willie]

you tell the game warden. Here's my duck call. Here's my pill. I'm gonna take the pill, you play with the duck call the game. That way you're doing something.

[Martin]

He unplugged himself, gang.

[Phil]

That's all.

[Willie]

I love it. That's when you know you're talented. I did. All I did was roll it with my foot and it unplugged.

[Martin]

He said all he did was roll it with his foot. You've been kicking and slamming stuff.

[Godwin]

Your mistake. You know my mistake.

[Phil]

You slept all weekend, didn't you?

[Willie]

Oh, I didn't sleep last night. Worth the flip.

[Phil]

Really?

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Well, I just. He hasn't quit moving since we got here, so I didn't.

[Godwin]

You know, My mistake and I'm sorry means the same thing.

[Phil]

My mistake and I'm sorry.

[Godwin]

Except at a few.

[Willie]

I'm a stake and I'm sorry.

[Phil]

He said, except.

[Willie]

I don't use them words.

[Phil]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're Robertson. Ain't neither one of them ever rolled off.

[Willie]

That's right. Hey, I don't use.

[Godwin]

What is that? What is that?

[Phil]

Yeah, that's. Oh, my goodness. Grace. Huh?

[Martin]

Why are you kicking?

[Phil]

He can't. That's why I said. I don't understand.

[Willie]

Like a snake, it's wrapping around my foot.

[Phil]

What were you doing out till midnight?

[Willie]

Also playing poker. Oh, it was my birthday.

[Phil]

When's your birthday?

[Willie]

Well, we're done. At the 19th, which was Sunday night.

[Phil]

Oh yeah.

[Willie]

But the real day is 27.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

It's not really there about that.

[Willie]

And feel I'm proud. And phil's is the 24th.

[Phil]

24th.

[Willie]

But two years apart.

[Phil]

Who's is somebody's tomorrow. When's Willie's? Willie's is right here.

[Martin]

Willie's birthday.

[Willie]

There's about five of us. That is in April.

[Phil]

Well, Willie and Missy are the same day.

[Martin]

The earth day. The 22nd.

[Phil]

26th.

[Willie]

Is that one day. There's our 22nd.

[Phil]

22nd and then. Okay, yeah.

[Willie]

Wow. William, Corey's. I mean Willie, Corey, William. Missy's is 22nd.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Bill's 24th. Maya's 27th.

[Phil]

Brittany's and Paula's is the 30th.

[Martin]

Benz's is the 26th. When does this air?

[Godwin]

July the fourth.

[Willie]

There's a lot of people born on in April.

[Godwin]

They party on July 4th.

[Phil]

There you go. July 4th, babies. Yeah.

[Godwin]

There you go.

[Martin]

Is that what it was?

[Phil]

Bombs bursting in air.

[Martin]

Gets me excited. You know. I love the fourth of July.

[Willie]

Everybody's partying.

[Martin]

There ain't nothing better. That's. Can I tell you how fired up I am for this summer, by the way? The 4th of July, the 250th one we've ever had with the world cup going on, even though we stink. It's going to be a magical summer of red, white and blue clothing every day. Martin, I never know what to get my mom for Mother's day and she's always been there for me, you know?

[Phil]

I know. Well, your mom's a lot like my mom because if they want something, they just go get get it. Right.

[Martin]

You got to figure out something that they haven't thought of. And Storyworth is just that.

[Phil]

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[Martin]

I had this great idea too. Mom's is a great idea. But I got it for a quite Carter so he can write the memoirs of his childhood. He's about to be 13 and I just think it'll be hilarious one day on what Carter was thinking about as a kid. So he's got like 10 questions to answer. He does it every week. He's fired up about it.

[Phil]

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[Willie]

Me and my wife were having a blast. Okay.

[Phil]

Is that why you're so full of energy?

[Willie]

Well, hey, I'm telling you, he didn't sleep.

[Godwin]

He said he didn't sleep last night.

[Martin]

New teeth.

[Willie]

I knew me last night.

[Phil]

Is that why you've been wearing these various shades of blue?

[Willie]

Well, hey, no. My lovely wife, bless her heart, she went to shopping and I guess she liked, like, what she saw. And I've got about five more shirts coming too.

[Martin]

Woohoo.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Use code Duck at checkout. Everybody look like Uncle Si.

[Willie]

Yeah, but blue is.

[Martin]

Go ahead.

[Willie]

Blue is one of my good colors.

[Godwin]

It is. I love it.

[Phil]

It just really clashes with Johnny D shoes.

[Martin]

Ain't nothing wrong with it. These are the coolest shoes in the whole wide world.

[Phil]

Stick them up there. Let the folks at YouTube is just

[Willie]

like I am with.

[Godwin]

What made you think I'm gonna buy me some?

[Martin]

I didn't buy these. That's right. These are a trophy.

[Willie]

He reminds me of that dragon that I have.

[Martin]

No, these should clearly remind you of the Jurassic park vehicle.

[Willie]

Oh, it reminds me.

[Martin]

It says Jurassic park on the tongue.

[Willie]

Oh, I don't want to hear it. It reminded me of my dragon on my silk.

[Phil]

It reminds me. You know what it reminds me of? A fire tiger. Chug bug.

[Martin]

Those are tight.

[Willie]

That's like William. His fire boots.

[Martin]

No, these are way cooler than those ugly things. Willie bought motorcycle boots and doesn't even know how to ride a motorcycle. Thank you, Willie.

[Willie]

Don't. I bought basketball shoes and I can't ride nothing. Okay, no, these are.

[Martin]

These are.

[Willie]

He got in my cart, like, to kill himself.

[Phil]

That's true. There's blood on the wall up there.

[Willie]

That's blood in the wall.

[Martin]

No, these are the. The classic Jurassic Park.

[Willie]

Oh, that's what that is.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Where does a. Where does a man find those?

[Martin]

Oh, you got to be online at 9 o' clock in the morning on the right day to buy these suckers.

[Phil]

Okay.

[Martin]

These were a special edition drop.

[Willie]

Special edition only.

[Martin]

But see, in my fantasy football league, of which I was the champion every there's no interest fantasy, when you win, everybody else has to just buy you a certain. Just a nice pair of shoes and they get to choose. So I probably. Did I know that these came out? Of course I did.

[Phil]

Did you send it in the group text?

[Martin]

No, I didn't.

[Godwin]

Oh.

[Martin]

But did I get an alert that it was time to buy them? And did I sit there and go, do I really want to spend $130 on these? And go, no, I'm not going to, but I wish I would have. And then two days later, here they are.

[Phil]

Okay.

[Martin]

Because my friends know me well.

[Godwin]

All right, then.

[Phil]

It's interesting. They. A small mouth would eat them. I'll just say that you can cover.

[Willie]

They got the right colors.

[Godwin]

Yeah, our old Norby caught some big small mouth up there on Kentucky Lake.

[Martin]

What?

[Godwin]

Bacon.

[Willie]

That's a pretty fish. Small mouth bass.

[Martin]

Yes, that's a pretty Jeep Cherokee. I wonder if I can buy one of those. I almost bought the other Jeep from Jurassic park one time. I found it on Facebook.

[Phil]

Which one? The little C.J.

[Martin]

tan and red one.

[Phil]

Ah, actual one.

[Martin]

Not the actual. I couldn't put that. Like somebody took an old Jeep and just painted it like that.

[Phil]

Okay.

[Willie]

Smallmouth bass is just like a Navy seals. They look like a pros.

[Godwin]

Why?

[Willie]

I said they like a Navy seal. They never give up.

[Godwin]

Never give up, never give up.

[Willie]

That ain't in their vocabulary.

[Godwin]

They're the chicken pan of the brim world. Bass world. Oh, that's what Paula calls chicken pan.

[Phil]

Chicken pans, chicky pans.

[Willie]

Chicken pan.

[Martin]

I feel like I should know the answer to this.

[Willie]

Big old chicken pins.

[Martin]

Why do we not have smallmouth down here? Is it just too hot? I always just kind of figured.

[Willie]

But I never live in it.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Willie]

You got them in Arkansas.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I knew that.

[Phil]

Yep.

[Martin]

But I was like, what if I go throw a load of smallmouth and, you know, let's just pretend Willie's Pond better die.

[Godwin]

No.

[Martin]

Would they not make it?

[Willie]

Nope.

[Martin]

I found it for sale and it is only $7,500.

[Godwin]

70,000.

[Martin]

7,500. I almost feel it's irresponsible not to buy it.

[Godwin]

Well, that's not original.

[Phil]

You want to. We can make this a timeshare hunter.

[Martin]

You in?

[Godwin]

I'M checking. He's in.

[Martin]

There's one issue. It is in Switzerland.

[Phil]

Oh, I must say. Yeah. Because I was looking at the writing on that gas pump and I don't know what it says.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Martin]

So I don't know how much shipping would be on a grand Cherokee.

[Phil]

Let's just go pick it up.

[Willie]

Look. Right.

[Godwin]

Put it back. Say the gas is normal and super.

[Willie]

Normal and super.

[Godwin]

That's what it says. Normal and super.

[Phil]

Big fan. Big fan of classic Americana though. Whoever it is. A Florida license plate. Arizona.

[Martin]

And a Jurassic Park Cherokee.

[Willie]

Route 66 and Coca Cola. Route 66, baby.

[Godwin]

Are you saying take the tour?

[Phil]

That's the only one.

[Martin]

I can't find any more. I'm looking. I'm going to buy one of these.

[Godwin]

Where they filmed it in Arizona. I mean in Switzerland. I wouldn't mind.

[Willie]

They got good Rex in the back of it.

[Martin]

I went to Switzerland one time and got the cheese fondue and it is good. It's kind of like nachos for fancy people.

[Godwin]

Did you hear him yodeling over?

[Martin]

Never heard of yodel. But if I did I would have been excited.

[Phil]

I always like the Ricola commercials.

[Martin]

Those are good ones. I wasn't in Switzerland.

[Godwin]

Long and big.

[Willie]

Long.

[Godwin]

What's in big long horns. Like the barrel of it sits on the ground. And Switzerland.

[Willie]

They blow them.

[Phil]

No, that's Australian.

[Martin]

Yeah, duh.

[Godwin]

Didgeridoo. Yeah, that's.

[Phil]

No, a didger. A didger.

[Martin]

The alphorn originally.

[Willie]

That's Australia.

[Phil]

Yeah, that's the didger. He did.

[Godwin]

I didn't know if I was a horn or a pipe.

[Martin]

The alphorn explained in two minutes by a very goofy looking Switzerland.

[Godwin]

What's it called?

[Willie]

Alphorn.

[Godwin]

A what?

[Martin]

Al Horn.

[Willie]

Alf.

[Godwin]

I like that movie.

[Willie]

Al.

[Martin]

That. That was a TV show.

[Phil]

Did they make it a movie? Hunter. They're an ALF movie. Wasn't it like alf goes to space or something when there some kind of weird project?

[Martin]

Alf sci fi comedy in space. Hour and 35 minutes.

[Godwin]

That's where he came.

[Phil]

I'm ashamed for knowing that.

[Godwin]

I could say he's on that.

[Phil]

Back on the. Oh man.

[Martin]

He said I. I had to listen to this again. This is a random episode, gang.

[Godwin]

It is. Yeah.

[Martin]

Did y' all have like caffeine before coming in? I drank an energy drink.

[Godwin]

I had a double espresso and I

[Martin]

ate an uncrustable which is my new favorite thing.

[Godwin]

A what?

[Martin]

Uncrustable. They're for children.

[Godwin]

Explain.

[Phil]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[Martin]

But they're frozen. Then you thaw it out and eat it. And it's just perfect. But they have one that's. Honey.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

I can't have it. You gonna get.

[Martin]

You can't have.

[Godwin]

Like that.

[Martin]

Why?

[Phil]

He said you gonna get fat like that?

[Godwin]

Yes. You say what? He's eating. You gonna get fat like that?

[Martin]

You don't have to worry about it once you're.

[Willie]

I ain't gonna get fat.

[Martin]

What? How old are you about to be?

[Willie]

78.

[Martin]

70? Yeah. Once you're 78, you ain't worried about it. Fat, skinny, who cares?

[Phil]

Plus, he got some new teeth, man.

[Martin]

Eat what? Yeah, I mean, if I went that long with 12 teeth, I'd eat whatever I wanted. At 78.

[Godwin]

I got 13. These teeth are really 13 years. I can eat what I want to.

[Willie]

I really are.

[Martin]

Yeah, because, I mean, at that point,

[Willie]

there's got a little wrinkles, sprinkles, and I crunch them.

[Martin]

He's. He hadn't.

[Phil]

Those used to always just slide on past.

[Martin]

Had to just melt them down in your mouth.

[Godwin]

Yeah, right.

[Willie]

You. I couldn't even feel them. Now I can crunch them.

[Phil]

You didn't know them went through till you took a dump the next day. Like a party in the pot.

[Martin]

Yeah, let's break down pretty quick.

[Willie]

Well, it wasn't in the shape of a Christmas tree, but it was really good.

[Phil]

Birthday cake bars for the birthday boy a week early.

[Godwin]

Good work.

[Martin]

And he's already had his party that I didn't know about.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

We didn't even get invited.

[Martin]

We kind of did.

[Phil]

We got invited.

[Martin]

We did.

[Phil]

You may not have.

[Martin]

It was very much in passing. And then I just got a picture. It was like, why aren't you here?

[Godwin]

And I was like, I ain't playing poker with him. No way.

[Phil]

Well, they bowl crawfish first.

[Godwin]

Oh, did they? Well, I'd have come, ate something.

[Martin]

I got a video of you just singing, which.

[Willie]

Well, hey, I'm a good singer.

[Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I did get invited. I remember now, but I was gone. I was in Kentucky.

[Phil]

I was, too. Yeah.

[Willie]

I was brown. I'm loud and I'm proud.

[Godwin]

I feel good.

[Willie]

I got two, so. Hey, I'm like, Melo, two out of three ain't bad, baby.

[Martin]

He's just like James Brown.

[Willie]

And meatloaf and meatloaf and meatloaf.

[Godwin]

Yeah, Yeah, I can see that. Oh, gosh. Since I've been on this PhD, my energy is soaring. I got in that arm slinging greet with Paula.

[Phil]

He was power walking.

[Godwin]

Yeah, there you go.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Less out of breath. And look, this is the Best thing where I got on that sugar I had to take at meds.

[Martin]

It's gone.

[Godwin]

It's gone because I lost all this weight.

[Martin]

Bet fishing's even easier.

[Godwin]

It is easier. Jumping in and out of the truck's easier. Everything's easier. There you go.

[Phil]

Well, how long you been doing it?

[Godwin]

10 weeks. I'm down £24 and I'm feeling better than I have in a long time. I like that. It's a different program than any other program. The way they give you recipes and tell you what to eat and what not to eat. And you got a coat. If you stay the course, you'll lose three or four pounds a week.

[Phil]

You seeing things you ain't seen in a long time.

[Godwin]

Long time.

[Phil]

There you go. Look. GLP1 drugs are popular right now and for some people they can help, but they don't fix why your body stores fat in the first place. At PhD weight loss, they'll help you address your metabolism, hormones and your body stress response so weight comes off naturally and stays off. It's not just about weight loss, it's better health and longevity. Right now, call PhD weight loss and mention God and you'll get two weeks free in the program. And they'll pay for your food. That's a fifteen hundred dollar value, completely free. Call 864-644-1900 and say Gowan again, that's 864-644-1900 or visit myphdweightloss.com hey, you believe I got pulled over for speeding this weekend?

[Godwin]

Yes.

[Phil]

Me of all people.

[Willie]

What was you doing?

[Phil]

I apparently I have my crew set on 72 and apparently it changed to 65. Oh, come on. I got hit for 72 and a 65.

[Martin]

What a weak speed by.

[Phil]

I know. Why even waste the time? And then he didn't even give me a ticket. Oh, well, they got a proper warning.

[Godwin]

Proper?

[Phil]

An official warning.

[Martin]

Was he wearing it?

[Willie]

What did he say? Hey, what did he tell you? Slow down there, young man.

[Godwin]

What state, man?

[Willie]

Texas.

[Godwin]

Texas?

[Phil]

Yeah. Highway patrol. Texas Highway Patrol.

[Godwin]

I went through five states yesterday on a car.

[Willie]

How many tickets you get?

[Phil]

Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana. Is that right? That's that goofy little interchange up there.

[Godwin]

I was around the Mississippi borders.

[Phil]

Yeah, yeah, right up there.

[Willie]

Where did you go? Fishing.

[Godwin]

Kentucky Lake? You bet you, Biggins.

[Willie]

Big ones.

[Godwin]

They ain't spawned up there yet.

[Phil]

Oh yeah. I couldn't believe I got Kentucky.

[Godwin]

Lake is back, baby. No, but not anymore.

[Martin]

Not anymore.

[Willie]

I had a bad experience with Kentucky.

[Godwin]

Like that's not My fault.

[Willie]

They backed the boat down and they didn't put the plug. Plug.

[Godwin]

That was your job.

[Willie]

No, it wasn't. Wasn't my boat. I didn't have nothing to do with it. I was a guest. And then they said. I said, hey, pull it up. I'm getting wet.

[Godwin]

Well, I'll be.

[Willie]

That's about, like, pull it up and let it drain. Then they put the plug in. Then we'll get up and then catch.

[Phil]

Do you blame it on me and Godwin? Because there's this one time I don't

[Willie]

remember who I blame.

[Phil]

Robertson Boats. I think I gave him a piece

[Willie]

of my mind for getting me wet.

[Phil]

Them two fat boys didn't put the plug in.

[Willie]

Two fat boys sunk the boat. Two fat boys sunk the boat. Too many honey buns.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Now there just be one.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Goblin and that fat boy.

[Willie]

You guys need to hear this.

[Godwin]

All right, let's hear it.

[Willie]

What do we hear? What do we need to hear?

[Phil]

Hear ye. Hear ye.

[Willie]

He.

[Martin]

I'm just reading random emails inside. I don't.

[Willie]

Well, I like the title. You guys need to hear this. Well, what do we need to hear?

[Martin]

Braden, Good work on your title. I don't know what he's talking about is the problem. Braden's from Idaho. He has. He's a twin, but his twins.

[Godwin]

I got twin grandbabies.

[Martin]

His twins. A girl like. So he's like, hunter.

[Willie]

Is he speaking in tongues? What? Well, you said you don't understand him.

[Godwin]

He's done.

[Martin]

I just don't remember this part of Duck Dynasty.

[Willie]

Oh, you don't?

[Martin]

Y' all were. I wasn't there. So that might be why.

[Willie]

What are we talking about?

[Martin]

They love Duck Dynasty. Personally, his favorite part is the bachelor party with the guns and cannon.

[Godwin]

Oh, yeah. I enjoyed that.

[Martin]

Was that your bachelor party? Yeah, my big shout out for the invite.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Martin]

He has a question.

[Phil]

I made the guest list for the TV show.

[Martin]

Was the flower. Actually Willie's All Purpose Flower. I don't know what he's talking about and I don't know why we need to hear.

[Godwin]

Well, as mamma she flowers.

[Martin]

What? It's flower.

[Willie]

O W E R R F L

[Martin]

O U R F L O U R. Oh.

[Willie]

What?

[Phil]

I don't know if that's in reference

[Willie]

to I don't know what he's talking about.

[Martin]

Did y' all use flour?

[Phil]

I don't.

[Godwin]

No.

[Martin]

The only flower thing I remember was dumping it on Jason's head.

[Godwin]

I use gunpowder.

[Phil]

Yeah. We shot a bunch of old gun. Maybe we were shooting. Maybe we were Shooting into that was when we shot.

[Godwin]

I don't remember that. Yeah.

[Phil]

Now, the cannon. Pulling the shit kind of cannon was wild.

[Godwin]

That was. That guy said, is there any houses over. Yeah, I said, Yeah, I like the way that.

[Willie]

I like the way that thing went down there. Whistling.

[Godwin]

What was that last part?

[Phil]

I can't do it again, they assume, because.

[Martin]

Hold on. Can we pause for just a moment to realize how. Well, Sack and whistle. And his mouth is all different than it used to be.

[Willie]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

That was impressive. That was a great whistle.

[Willie]

No, no, look, I had to. I had to learn how to eat all over again.

[Phil]

Hey, do you whistle when you talk Now?

[Willie]

No, but when I sing.

[Phil]

Yes, he does.

[Willie]

When I hit a certain note. It's something about these new teeth. When I hit a note. It really sounds good.

[Martin]

No, no, it's humble, too.

[Willie]

Cause it's like I've got a harmonica or something.

[Godwin]

I said, what?

[Phil]

Notice that?

[Willie]

Hey, I couldn't tell you that.

[Martin]

What note? Sing us a bit.

[Willie]

No, I couldn't tell you.

[Phil]

Sing us up there. Fergie and Jesus. Let's go.

[Martin]

What?

[Willie]

Come on.

[Phil]

What did you think? Sounded so good. What'd you. What did you sing when you were like.

[Willie]

I was singing it.

[Phil]

What? What were you saying? Louisiana Moon.

[Godwin]

What is it?

[Willie]

Really thought we were going Avery's. I think Avery's dad wrote down. You know, in the 50s, anytime. But it's a beautiful song. What? It was a number one, but it didn't do it justice. No. Worldwide, you know, just. Yeah, it's a really pretty song.

[Martin]

Number one in Oak Grove. What are you talking about?

[Godwin]

Louisiana Moon?

[Willie]

Yeah. I have to look that one up.

[Phil]

That's what God will show everybody when they walk around a cemetery.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Willie]

I have to say, me and I would do a fabulous job saying, you

[Martin]

are just fabulous at that.

[Willie]

Well, no, no.

[Martin]

Hunter had something to say about how you talk. Now, Hunter, anytime you say anything with an S in it, you do a small whistle because I had to put

[Phil]

a new audio filter on you. Yes, I had to put a new

[Martin]

audio filter on you to keep it down.

[Phil]

You say, like, sea sales.

[Martin]

Sea sales. By the seashore.

[Phil]

Go.

[Willie]

Well, say it. No, say it.

[Phil]

Buses.

[Willie]

My wife's got Bucky. She had trouble pronouncing everything with F. She can't say it right.

[Martin]

What about you?

[Willie]

Yeah. You're telling me that. Alf, what's the one I. When I say the word whistle, it's got an ass in it.

[Godwin]

I thought you whistled while you work.

[Phil]

I used to love all the old men at church, you could tell when they had dentures because they'd whistle with mss. That's. That's where all that come from. Dentures made folks whistle back in the day, apparently, so.

[Martin]

To fake teeth.

[Phil]

Yeah, there you go.

[Willie]

Anybody brings up the word whistle, whistle. What's the Beverly Hill? What's the good looking blonde Ellie May? Ellie Mae? Yeah.

[Godwin]

I don't know what her name.

[Willie]

Hey, she'll bust your eardrums whistling.

[Phil]

Really?

[Willie]

Oh, what are you talking about?

[Phil]

You mad?

[Willie]

I don't remember what Philip brought her. We will. See. Doing something.

[Martin]

Donna Douglas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember this.

[Willie]

No, no.

[Martin]

All of a sudden were on stage

[Willie]

together, you know, and he brought her in there and like an idiot. I don't know if it was me or somebody else. I think it was me, you know, And I said something about, hey, do that whistle. Well, she was standing there outside me and did it and like that blowed my ears out.

[Phil]

Really?

[Willie]

It was you talk. Yo. I just immediately went, settles down.

[Godwin]

Who wouldn't? I thought that was a fake whistle.

[Willie]

No. Oh, that girl. Hey, Paul. Hey, she. Yeah. Hello. Hey, look. Hey, you know what yours sound like? Very little. Hey, if she'd have done that in the microphone, I'd have been deaf.

[Martin]

I'm deaf.

[Willie]

Hey. Cause you talking about.

[Godwin]

Hey, I didn't hear that in my ears.

[Phil]

You got high frequency hearing loss.

[Willie]

You.

[Martin]

Hey, why are we whistling? What is happening? Hunter is having a panic attack.

[Phil]

My mom whistled like that, though. Put them fingers in her mouth.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Oh, no, she's done it. What?

[Godwin]

I think she's done two fingers.

[Willie]

Yeah, she's done something like it.

[Martin]

And that's how my mom whistled.

[Willie]

When she hit it, she had some kind of whistle in her mouth.

[Martin]

I've never understood this.

[Willie]

You made that sound.

[Martin]

I'm not good at making

[Willie]

this golden thing. There's a. It's a little thin can of snuff.

[Martin]

What?

[Willie]

Look. And it's about who done that. If this was circular. That is solid round. That'd be about the size of it. It's just a little bitty can.

[Phil]

Oh, the old powder snuff.

[Willie]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Godwin]

Levi, you can drill a hole. Granny had collectible glasses.

[Willie]

Drill a hole through both sides, and then you got a quail whistle. You sound just like a bob white sound. Just. I mean, just like one. We're sitting on the porch and call them up.

[Phil]

Calling in quail.

[Willie]

Call them up. And they come into the yard.

[Phil]

You whack them, huh?

[Willie]

No.

[Phil]

Oh, y' all just looking at them.

[Godwin]

That's like that we'd rather have starling.

[Willie]

That's like when we was duck hunting Phil's mallard Drake call.

[Godwin]

Yep, yep.

[Willie]

We backwater and hey, we sit in a boat in the middle of backwater in the woods, calm out or drink something. We done whack. Now we whack them.

[Phil]

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[Godwin]

What is this?

[Willie]

Oh, rodeo this.

[Phil]

Jacob Mayo.

[Martin]

We have Jacob Mayo.

[Willie]

All right. Yes.

[Martin]

Oh, this is ignorant.

[Willie]

Yo, cowboy.

[Phil]

Because I want to be a cowboy, baby.

[Martin]

We got to teach Jacob. If a sport is eight seconds, you do not need a minute and 14 seconds.

[Willie]

That's one of them humpback bulls.

[Godwin]

Get off your pockets.

[Martin]

Rate it, Godwin.

[Phil]

Terrible.

[Godwin]

He's on his pocket. Hump it over. You got to stick your chest out, Push and pull.

[Phil]

What is he doing?

[Godwin]

I don't know.

[Willie]

Well, he comes out. He comes out.

[Martin]

Hold on.

[Phil]

If you were struggling to have children before, this ain't gonna happen.

[Willie]

He's going down, boy.

[Godwin]

Hard to ride anyway.

[Phil]

But that One ain't even. That was just running.

[Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie]

No, he ain't bucking much.

[Phil]

He ain't even got a rope around.

[Willie]

They didn't tighten the strap.

[Godwin]

Tighten the strap?

[Willie]

Yeah, but usually they tighten the strap.

[Phil]

Is that Christian with him in them shorty shorts? Yeah, and the face paint. Make sure nobody.

[Willie]

I like the clown.

[Phil]

He wore the full protective gear when I did that, I did it in Oak Grove and it was like I was wearing tennis shoes and shorts.

[Martin]

I ain't doing.

[Willie]

I remember when they got me in the studio.

[Phil]

You can pay like 50 bucks to jump on one.

[Willie]

When we was doing the rodeo thing for Duck Dynasty. I got the barrel and. Hey, yeah, that'll be rough.

[Godwin]

I remember that.

[Phil]

I got a picture.

[Willie]

Got a rough life, boys. Getting in and out of that barrel is rough.

[Phil]

Yeah, we did that rodeo. That steer drug me all across that dad gum arena.

[Godwin]

You gotta let go.

[Phil]

They said, just grab him and flip him.

[Willie]

I was like, okay, yeah, grab him.

[Martin]

Oh, the one you like.

[Phil]

Jump on top of one.

[Godwin]

Gotta get your feet. No, I did.

[Phil]

Cheating style because I obviously ain't riding a horse. So you just stand by the chute and they open the chute and that sucker takes off and you grab him by the head. And let me tell you what you do then.

[Willie]

Hold on.

[Phil]

You hold on.

[Willie]

That's right. You hold on.

[Phil]

You hold on and pray he surrenders first. I was trying to dig my heels in that dirt and that sucker drug me around that thing. I got him on take two, though. I wasn't ready to take one. I didn't know what I was getting into, man. I ain't ever. I. I am not a kaboy.

[Godwin]

That's bad. On your knees.

[Willie]

Hey, we did fly.

[Phil]

We saw one of them regulation rodeos coming back. Driving across Texas. I mean, this was an arena out in the middle of nowhere.

[Martin]

Yeah, regulation.

[Phil]

And there was. I don't know there.

[Martin]

Dustin mud.

[Phil]

There was a.

[Martin]

Was it on Sunday?

[Phil]

No, it was a Friday night. But it was. Man, it was a bunch of people out in the middle of nothing. I was in prayer. I said, man, if I had time, I. I'd go slide up there. It just looked cool, like it's one of them deals you always.

[Godwin]

I don't know, it was a rodeo or.

[Willie]

You'll be amazed.

[Phil]

I don't know what it was. It's just a big arena full of people. It was in between, like, Stephenville and Glen Rose. Glen Rose, Texas, the home of all the dinosaurs. The dinosaur home of Texas.

[Godwin]

By the way, I'm going I bet you they was cooking some steak shoes.

[Phil]

They got dinosaur statues everywhere. Apparently there's like petrified dinosaur dinosaur footprints in the river or something.

[Martin]

All we got some DNA.

[Willie]

DNA.

[Martin]

And then it's on. Boys.

[Willie]

They.

[Phil]

Glen Rose, Texas.

[Godwin]

You know why dinosaurs can't clap their hand? They're dead.

[Willie]

What? They're what?

[Godwin]

They're dead.

[Willie]

They're dead.

[Martin]

Speaking of antiques, that's the second time

[Phil]

guy almost made a dead joke today.

[Martin]

First almost. That won't make it gang.

[Willie]

I never can remember where it was at. What a. A meteorite hit there and made a crater.

[Godwin]

That's in Arizona and it's not the moon.

[Willie]

And a guy built him a big lodge right on the lip.

[Godwin]

And the hole was the basement.

[Willie]

Yeah. And like it. This is like 200 acres. Okay.

[Godwin]

That's a big house.

[Willie]

You come off of the lip and I'm talking down and then you know. 200 acres a hole. Big hole with pig hunting.

[Godwin]

I don't know. Thor got. Thor's hammer failed, I think. Wasn't it Bridget?

[Willie]

Bridget shot one. She wounded it. And all you could hear was just him sharpening them teeth. He's out there in the wood as she shot him, squealing. And all you could hear was click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Yo, and Bridge said we're going to go look farming. The guy said no. You hear. Do you hear that? Click, click, click. He said that's him out there. That's him out there. Mad. I really squeals every once in a while. But he's just steadily sharpening him teeth.

[Martin]

How about that Godwin? Have you ever been to Smithport, Pennsylvania?

[Godwin]

Oh no, I've been to Pennsylvania.

[Martin]

Well, Danny sent an email in.

[Godwin]

What do you say?

[Martin]

He was at an antique store in Smithport, Pennsylvania and he found a Godwin fishing pole for sale. Which I thought was probably just the one with your face on it.

[Godwin]

Huh?

[Martin]

It is not There is. If you go to Pennsylvania, you can buy a catfish setup that was owned and fished with by John Godwin from Duck Dynasty for a hundred and fifty dollars.

[Godwin]

Well, I'll be. I was wondering where that went.

[Martin]

Really?

[Godwin]

No, I don't. I have no idea what that is.

[Martin]

It's a silver cat. It's a B L. Oh, speaking about

[Willie]

that, is that yours? Hey, will you go to the Mississippi and fish with them guys over that fish?

[Godwin]

I wouldn't have had a spinning reel on a bait casting rod.

[Willie]

That sounds like what I'd pull. And I tried to pull it in Walmart.

[Phil]

How about that Creepy doll back there

[Willie]

and it wouldn't sell it to me.

[Phil]

Did you see that creepy doll?

[Martin]

There's a lot of stuff going on in Smithport, Pennsylvania. Yeah, you can buy a water buffalo or.

[Godwin]

I need to call him, tell him I was stole. I want it back.

[Phil]

Look at that doll.

[Martin]

Oh, that's disturbing, Martin.

[Willie]

What was that?

[Phil]

Almost as disturbing as that.

[Willie]

He murdered. He murders people. That doll does.

[Martin]

I want that Dairy Queen on the wall.

[Phil]

That Dairy Queen size.

[Willie]

Chucky. That was Chucky.

[Phil]

That wasn't Chucky.

[Willie]

Yeah, that was Chucky.

[Phil]

Chucky, redheaded man.

[Willie]

Hi, Chucky's redhead. That was. Hey, he's a killer.

[Phil]

The original Toy Story. Chucky.

[Willie]

Chucky. But hey, back to the Mississippi river, guys you fished with. Catfishing. What's the biggest catfish you caught?

[Godwin]

Bail dank.

[Willie]

Well, now you fish with somebody else on the river.

[Martin]

Yeah, but it doesn't. If you go catfishing with Bill Dance and if anybody asks you, hey, who is that you went with? You automatically start with Bill Dance just to prove it.

[Willie]

Well, what did you admit?

[Phil]

That's kind of like putting it on.

[Godwin]

They call. Well, George Young called 100 pounder while we was there.

[Willie]

That's a big catfish.

[Godwin]

And I went fishing with Roy Hart.

[Willie]

Blue cap.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Half in or just regular blue?

[Godwin]

Did I give up?

[Willie]

Was he white?

[Martin]

Blue.

[Godwin]

He was blue.

[Willie]

Okay, so blue.

[Godwin]

Well, he was gray.

[Phil]

If he was green, he would die.

[Godwin]

I did catch a wide op though. It was white. It didn't have pink eyes. It was just white.

[Willie]

That's Betty's pretty one.

[Godwin]

Bail Dance asked me, he said, can you fish in 73ft of water? I said, you got 74ft of line?

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Somebody you gotta wait. And 74ft of line. I can.

[Martin]

I got you something even more amazing. Oh, this has gone super viral over the weekend. It's all over the Internet. My man caught a bass.

[Godwin]

Whoa. Get out of the way. I seen that.

[Phil]

My man threw his bass pro shops hat down on the ground too.

[Martin]

Look at that.

[Godwin]

Sigh.

[Willie]

Wait. Oh, gator got him.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Hey, watch it again.

[Willie]

Oh, I didn't see what was coming.

[Phil]

That was right.

[Willie]

Look at that sucker coming up after him.

[Phil]

Wait a second. There he comes.

[Martin]

Oh, never mind. Can't use the audio from these fellas.

[Willie]

Wow.

[Phil]

Look, just let it go though, because you get to see something you've never seen before.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Video of a gator in a crocodile in the same video.

[Godwin]

Hey, he's here all week.

[Phil]

My man didn't have a shoe and four wheel drive. His bass pro hat laying on the bank.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Phil]

You want to talk about. Didn't expect that one.

[Godwin]

Now he's fixing to lose his rod and reel because the bait's in that basset mouth.

[Willie]

Yep.

[Phil]

You better go get your cricket.

[Martin]

I would pee my pants if that happened to me.

[Phil]

Good. I would just, I would just flip the fish.

[Godwin]

They're like high five.

[Martin]

And yeah, that was probably that. And that was a big fish.

[Phil]

That's a good way.

[Godwin]

I, I would say he, that gator has done that before.

[Phil]

Yeah, that wasn't his first time.

[Godwin]

Now he knew what he was doing,

[Martin]

that jump and then look at him. Watch how fast his gator comes now.

[Phil]

Get him now. See, they let him do that. Oh, yeah, they've trained that game.

[Willie]

Yeah, they trained him.

[Phil]

They took it towards him. Why would you walk towards alligator? I smell.

[Willie]

Well, hey, I smell seven or eight pounder. He look, he's like, he's proud.

[Phil]

He's a four pounder.

[Martin]

That was a seven or eight pounder.

[Godwin]

Seven or eight.

[Martin]

Nah, you think that was a seven or eight pounder.

[Willie]

That was seven or eight pounds. I guarantee when he was sitting there chomping on him, his mouth was that wide. That's about eight inches, boys. That's a big bass.

[Phil]

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[Martin]

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[Phil]

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[Martin]

I'm always signing up for stuff online. I've accidentally had like a subscription to socks before.

[Willie]

Then he forgets it.

[Phil]

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[Willie]

That reminded me, man, Phil was waiting duck hunting in the old river. Look, we're chest deep and we're shooting gadwalls. We shot three or four gadwalls and there's one over in field said, hey, shoots a cripple just ducks on top of the water, spinning. Yeah, he's dead, but he's spinning. And we've been walking by this stupid. We thought it was a log about 12 foot long. We thought it was a log. That thing just got spinning faster and faster and faster. Finally, just like a cork went under. And then what we thought was a

[Godwin]

log wasn't there anymore.

[Willie]

No. Started moving off and we. Hey. We tried to be Jesus because me and him both tried to walk on water.

[Godwin]

Imagine.

[Willie]

Hey. Hey.

[Phil]

Did y' all make it?

[Willie]

Ah, yeah. Oh, we got away from it.

[Godwin]

Here's what happened.

[Martin]

Here, watch this one. This is a good one too.

[Willie]

This is.

[Martin]

This was pretty viral over the last week too. This kid's yelling at his dad because he's caught a monster.

[Godwin]

Not a monster.

[Martin]

I got a monster.

[Phil]

Or anything more American than that right there.

[Godwin]

That's what I'm. Ain't got no shirt on.

[Willie]

Oh.

[Martin]

Oh, my God.

[Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil]

That's a big duckling.

[Godwin]

Look at mommy.

[Phil]

That's a big one.

[Martin]

That kid. It was bigger than him and he had to just sit there with it on the bank till his dad throw the four wheeler around.

[Phil]

That's a big one. Oh, man, that's a 7,000.

[Martin]

What a good time to.

[Godwin]

I can't wait to make them girls walking the bank that.

[Phil]

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.

[Godwin]

They're gonna experience.

[Phil]

If them boys or anything like it. It's an experience. Just watch out for hooks.

[Martin]

They don't change.

[Phil]

Get the.

[Godwin]

Oh, I had a Johanna. So go.

[Phil]

Go ahead and bend that barb down. Yeah. So you can at least take it out of yourself pretty easy so it'll come out easier than that one in your flip flop the other day.

[Godwin]

Yeah, that one was in there.

[Willie]

Boy,

[Godwin]

why'd they have braid on up? Where's it. It's right here.

[Phil]

There it is. It's still in here. Yeah. I stuck it in your microphone, didn't I?

[Martin]

Got one. Don't ever ask why they had braid. Yeah, don't nobody goes by the book. Come hang out with me for a couple hours and you'll realize people just winging it.

[Godwin]

It's got a regulation 9.

[Martin]

Fish aren't that smart.

[Godwin]

Like a palomar.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

If you go. If you go sit at that table at the Honey Hole and just watch what people buy.

[Martin]

People do not go by the book. Don't have to. Fish aren't that smart. Just throw something in the water.

[Godwin]

Oh, yeah,

[Phil]

yeah. You try to educate them and they look at you like you don't. That's a problem.

[Willie]

It works.

[Martin]

I guarantee that thing caught a fish.

[Godwin]

They knew what they do. Or they use Google one.

[Martin]

Or they use Google.

[Godwin]

Yeah, I gotta go catch case some fish tomorrow.

[Phil]

Dog on it.

[Martin]

Poor soul.

[Godwin]

What you doing tomorrow? I'm going to work. What you doing tomorrow? I'm gonna go catch Ms. K some fish.

[Phil]

No, you saying it wrong. You going to work too?

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

You got to make that content, man.

[Godwin]

I don't have to work tomorrow.

[Willie]

Are they biting tomorrow at work?

[Phil]

Are they at least biting?

[Godwin]

They weren't. That's good.

[Phil]

I noticed. I drove over Darbonne Lake to the. The parking lots were full, so I figured they was biting Saturday.

[Godwin]

Stone Creek Sunday close.

[Phil]

Snow Creek Bridge is closed.

[Godwin]

Yeah, they working on it.

[Phil]

It was open yesterday.

[Godwin]

They closed it last night.

[Phil]

Oh, I said I drove across that sucker yesterday.

[Godwin]

Well, they gonna.

[Phil]

It was.

[Godwin]

I think where it comes up on it, it had a little gap in it.

[Phil]

Oh, I got you.

[Godwin]

They just filling that in.

[Phil]

Filling the hole in.

[Godwin]

Yeah, it'll be open tonight.

[Phil]

Yeah, that'd be good. Fill that hole in.

[Godwin]

Y' all there head ain't gonna do it.

[Martin]

What?

[Phil]

He's trying to get the band out of it. Or maybe he's trying to cut the braid off.

[Godwin]

I need some scissors. I need my braid scissors.

[Phil]

Oh, man alive. I'm sleepy.

[Martin]

He got tired.

[Phil]

Boys, it's just been a long weekend.

[Willie]

I got. I got a dragon knife.

[Godwin]

A what? A dragon knife.

[Willie]

A dragon knife.

[Godwin]

Well, I thought you said you was dragging a knife.

[Phil]

No, use it 24 hours in a vehicle this weekend.

[Godwin]

I know. That was a john up there too.

[Phil]

Oh, man. Yeah, I drove over to Texas, went turkey hunt with Brittany, and then turned around and went and watched my nieces get baptized in Jonesboro, Arkansas.

[Godwin]

That's awesome, that ride.

[Phil]

And it'll, it'll get you. Yeah, they, they, they did. My nieces and my sister in law got baptized this weekend, so. Yeah, that was fun to go up

[Willie]

there and see as a good deal.

[Godwin]

I'm speaking that and we stopped and

[Phil]

paid every hour somewhere between here in Jonesboro, Arkansas.

[Godwin]

But you know, I take some women, there'll be a man and his wife fishing with us and she won't take a leak the whole time we fish. He put a woman in a car and you can't get past the next exit.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

What's up with that?

[Phil]

Well, now the boys have figured out, if they just say, I got a tt, we'll stop now. And then they get out the car never stop. Oh, we Stopped on the side of the road. Just. I'm sure everybody was wondering who that was in that white Yukon with their little. Little boys peeing on the side of the highway.

[Martin]

Yeah, it was the Martin family.

[Phil]

It was just us. If you saw us. Thanks for not stopping or reporting us

[Martin]

or can you get reported for public urination?

[Phil]

Oh, I figured that. Age is still kind of funny and cute. So.

[Martin]

Yeah. Kids.

[Phil]

I think it only matters once you hit like 12. Oh, maybe.

[Willie]

I don't know.

[Godwin]

I'm speaking local this weekend at Cook's Baby's church.

[Phil]

And Rustin, look at you. There you go. What am I doing? Oh, this weekend I'm home.

[Willie]

Speaking on.

[Phil]

I leave for Houston tomorrow though.

[Godwin]

I'm speaking at the church.

[Martin]

What's it.

[Godwin]

I'll probably tell my testimony. Talk about you some whatever.

[Phil]

There you go. Whatever. Whatever pays the bills.

[Godwin]

Whatever low do. Because everybody always asks me, are you that crazy in real life? I say worse. But you can turn him off and I can't.

[Willie]

No. Ain't that crazy? Worse.

[Martin]

Well, I got us a. A good email to end on Martin. You good with that?

[Godwin]

Let's do that.

[Phil]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And I got us a verse, but you'll have to look it up.

[Martin]

Okay, well, we're just gonna go and look. We do not know what the verse says. We just know where it's at in the Bible and we'll just do it right. Yeah, I hope it's not a wild one. Anyway, Rick. Guess where Rick's from. Over a little place called Manitoba.

[Willie]

Canada.

[Martin]

I'm talking about Manitoba. And he does try and trash our hockey team at the end of this long email. But Rick, we won.

[Phil]

Oh, USA Hawk.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

I thought you talked about the Monroe Mox. I was like, how does he know about them?

[Martin]

Yeah, everybody should know that bad things happened to the Monroe Moccasins yesterday. We're out anyways. No, he. He shared a story about which a lot of us in this room are very familiar with. His daughter was born in October. Ambulance to the nicu, then plane to a different nicu. And I don't really know how far these places are because they're Canadian. I'm assuming if you got to take a plane, it's pretty far. Yeah, that was back in October. They didn't caught off guard. We've all had some similar experiences to this. But now they're headed. They're still doing good. And that was in October. They did a temporary fix. So now they're headed back to Edmonton once again. That's up there. And she's scheduled to have surgery the day after size birthday and just wondering if we could send a prayer up and, you know, I got a soft spot in my heart for NICU babies and people that have been through the NICU experience. So I definitely wanted to get our people all out there to pray for Rick and their family and our dear friends in Canada who got a silver medal. Rick, remember that silver. It's the color of your country's ice hockey medal. He's laughing at that because there's a whole thing down here at the bottom about hockey team.

[Phil]

But we're rooting for you to get a go.

[Martin]

Yeah, we're definitely praying for you guys for sure, Rick. So we appreciate. Appreciate you listening, man. And, you know, God bless Canada just doesn't fall off the tongue.

[Phil]

Yeah. Y' all make some excellent syrup. Yeah. And make us a bunch of baby ducks if.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Willie]

And then tell them to go south around September.

[Martin]

Manitoba. What's the Bible verse, Martin?

[Phil]

Isaiah 41:10.

[Willie]

Isaiah 41:10.

[Martin]

We did that one.

[Phil]

I know. She said it was her favorite.

[Willie]

Know that?

[Phil]

She said it was her favorite. Her favorite verses were Isaiah 41:10 and 23rd Psalm.

[Martin]

Well, hey, this isn't a bad one.

[Phil]

There you go.

[Martin]

For a parent who's going through something super scary.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Isaiah, which I actually have. My memo used to handwrite this all the time. And she'd read it, and I'm not going to do the impression. My mama.

[Phil]

I'll do it in her voice.

[Martin]

She would emphasize some of the words and fast.

[Godwin]

I. Yeah.

[Martin]

So do not fear, for I am with you. Do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you. I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. Rick, your family, your daughter, they are all in the Lord's hand. We're praying for you. Everybody else out there listening. We love you guys.

[Phil]

See how it works?

[Godwin]

Look.

[Phil]

Look at that.

[Godwin]

You notice what you think about that?

[Willie]

The Lord has got your daughter in his right hand.

[Godwin]

He's praying for you.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie]

All right. You can't beat that.

[Phil]

There you go.

[Martin]

All because of a gar statue that

[Phil]

says that verse is not a gar.

[Willie]

That's right. That's the truth.

[Phil]

All right, we'll see y' all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.