Justin Martin Regrets Getting Out of Bed This Morning

Summary

Duck Call Room: Justin Martin Regrets Getting Out of Bed This Morning

Release Date: June 5, 2025

In the latest episode of Duck Call Room, hosts Si Robertson and Justin Martin, alongside fellow Duck Commander family members John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, and Phillip McMillan, dive into a blend of hilarious stories, hunting adventures, and light-hearted pop culture commentary. This detailed summary captures the essence of their lively conversation, highlighting key moments, memorable quotes, and the camaraderie that fans have come to love.

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1. Opening Remarks and Schedule Updates (00:40 - 02:46)

The episode begins with Justin Martin addressing recent changes in their production schedule. He informs listeners that the current episode was recorded before Phil Robertson's passing, ensuring fans that the Duck Commander legacy remains strong. Justin teases an upcoming series of interviews with family members, including Reed Robertson and Silas Robertson’s children, promising fresh perspectives and heartfelt stories.

Notable Quote:

Justin Martin (00:43): "This isn't us moving on. This is just what we had done."

2. Boat Troubles and Hilarity Ensues (02:46 - 09:15)

Si Robertson opens the discussion by humorously noting Justin's absence at the episode's start, hinting at an impending mishap involving Justin's boat. The conversation quickly shifts to the perils of boat ownership, with Justin likening boats to "a big hole you dig with a shovel."

Notable Quotes:

Si Robertson (02:46): "Oh, we can just start without Martin."

Justin Martin (03:17): "A boat is like a big hole you dig with a shovel."

The hosts share laughs over the costs and joys of boating, duck hunting, and fishing, emphasizing that "anything that involves fun costs money."

3. Shreveport Shenanigans and Road Complaints (09:15 - 21:39)

The conversation takes a turn towards Shreveport, Louisiana, where Si Robertson admits to his previous criticisms but acknowledges the city's redeeming qualities, such as its Mexican food and reputable steakhouses. The hosts express surprise that their playful jabs at Shreveport caught the attention of local news, leading to a news article about their remarks.

Notable Quote:

Si Robertson (04:58): "Everything's light-hearted."

They discuss the notoriously bad roads in Louisiana, comparing them unfavorably even to neighboring states, while also praising the generosity of Mississippi and the Carolinas.

4. Fishing Adventures and Key Mishaps (21:39 - 37:26)

Justin Martin recounts a fishing trip gone awry when his truck keys fell into a 16-foot-deep pond due to a hole in his pocket. The story unfolds with comedic details about the recovery attempts and the ensuing frustration with Jared Robertson’s mishandling.

Notable Quotes:

Justin Martin (16:50): "Serious business here, boys, in 16 foot of water."

Si Robertson (19:00): "Oh, so you never..."

Willie Robertson (19:20): "You never even moved your truck from being backed into the water?"

The hosts share anecdotes about similar fishing mishaps, emphasizing the relaxed and forgiving nature of their outdoor adventures despite minor setbacks.

5. Product Spotlights: Raycon Earbuds and AG1 Supplements (13:31 - 24:32)

Throughout the episode, the hosts seamlessly integrate promotional segments for Raycon earbuds and AG1 supplements. Justin Martin enthusiastically endorses Raycon's latest earbuds, highlighting features like a 32-hour battery life, active noise cancellation, and vibrant color options. Simultaneously, Si Robertson shares his positive experiences with AG1, praising its benefits for gut health and overall wellness.

Notable Quotes:

Si Robertson (23:37): "You need a long battery and it..."

Justin Martin (13:31): "Raycon's latest model is better than ever with a 32-hour battery life."

These segments blend naturally into the conversation, maintaining the show's light-hearted tone while informing listeners about useful products.

6. Beards, Mattresses, and Family Stories (31:21 - 47:45)

The dialogue shifts to a humorous discussion about beard maintenance and sleep habits. The hosts reminisce about their fathers' unique beards from early Duck Commander episodes and share tips on mattress choices, particularly endorsing Helix Sleep for a restful night's sleep.

Notable Quotes:

Willie Robertson (31:35): "He did it too. He went to a hair salon."

Si Robertson (34:02): "I like the Ninja Turtles."

The camaraderie continues as they joke about their personal habits and preferences, reinforcing the familial bond that underpins the show.

7. Listener Interaction: Fighting Cartoon Characters (47:45 - 57:39)

A lively segment features a listener named Bryce from California posing the question: "If you had to fight a cartoon character, who would it be and why?" The hosts each provide their humorous answers, ranging from classic characters like Foghorn Leghorn and Skeletor to modern favorites like SpongeBob SquarePants.

Notable Quotes:

Si Robertson (53:58): "I don't get it. It's never been funny."

Willie Robertson (56:56): "Pick one that's made for you."

Hunter Robertson (56:33): "I'll go with Sesame Sam because me and old Sam's gonna have a gunfight."

The segment showcases the hosts' playful competitiveness and their ability to engage with their audience's questions in an entertaining manner.

8. Closing Thoughts and Final Anecdotes (57:39 - End)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts continue sharing light-hearted stories and final thoughts, maintaining the show's signature humor and warmth. They tease future episodes, hinting at more family stories and adventures, and express their appreciation for the listeners' support.

Notable Quote:

Si Robertson (57:18): "Love you, Shreveport."

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Conclusion

This episode of Duck Call Room encapsulates the essence of what fans love: genuine family interactions, relatable outdoor adventures, and a hearty dose of humor. From boat mishaps and fishing frustrations to product endorsements and listener engagements, Si Robertson and Justin Martin deliver an entertaining and heartfelt episode that both long-time listeners and newcomers will appreciate.

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Notable Quotes Recap:

• Justin Martin (03:17): "A boat is like a big hole you dig with a shovel."
• Si Robertson (04:58): "Everything's light-hearted."
• Justin Martin (16:50): "Serious business here, boys, in 16 foot of water."
• Si Robertson (31:35): "I like the Ninja Turtles."
• Si Robertson (53:58): "I don't get it. It's never been funny."
• Hunter Robertson (56:33): "I'll go with Sesame Sam because me and old Sam's gonna have a gunfight."

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Transcript

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

Oh, we can just start without Martin. I just did. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the duck call room. Martin is 30 miles away right now. He's on his way. I don't know what happened to him.

[Martin]

Checking him on your phone?

[Si Robertson]

No, he. I texted him and he said 30 miles. That was about 10 minutes ago, so.

[Willie Robertson]

He might he pretty close.

[Si Robertson]

He'll be here eventually. I think something went haywire with a boat and a lot of stuff falls out of Martin's boat. So I think.

[Martin]

You know what I've learned? A boat is like a big hole you dig with a shovel. Probably be more realistic at track. Ho. And you just take hundred dollar bills. You're shucking them in that hole.

[Willie Robertson]

That's right.

[Martin]

Put them in the hole, you'll never see them again.

[Si Robertson]

That is true, but I bought a boat once.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but it's fun having a boat.

[Martin]

Oh, the boat creates a lot of good memories.

[Willie Robertson]

Yep.

[Si Robertson]

It is expensive.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but hey, that's the thing. Anything that involves fun costs money. Duck hunting, you know, is a grand sport, but it's expensive for the people that actually, you know, have the stuff for you to use.

[Martin]

Duck hunting, fishing, all that. Wife.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. A lot of work. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And if you got me get married.

[Si Robertson]

I said wife.

[Willie Robertson]

Like I said, everything just fun. Cost money, boys.

[Martin]

Guarantee you.

[Si Robertson]

That's hilarious.

[Willie Robertson]

What's going on out in the news?

[Si Robertson]

In the news?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Is there anything newsworthy?

[Martin]

I don't watch the news.

[Jase Robertson]

I.

[Si Robertson]

You know what? Let's just go for it. Clearly, there's nothing going on in the news because the good people of Shreveport called me while I was on the way here.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And said they're doing a news article about the things I made fun of Shreveport about with the British people a couple weeks ago.

[Willie Robertson]

They don't understand podcasts.

[Si Robertson]

It's a news article about me saying Shreveport.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, hey, look, it's the truth. Hey, look, don't get all been out of shape. It's the truth.

[Martin]

No, the world's in a sad state when your opinion matters.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I didn't know it did until two minutes ago.

[Willie Robertson]

Especially on a podcast that is the design of it is okay to be informative and do something that's Fun.

[Martin]

Well, in our case, fun is the key word. Everything's light hearted.

[Si Robertson]

And you know what else is fun? Going to Shreveport to get Mexican food. I've trashed Shreveport enough, so now I'm going to say your positives, people. You got great Mexican food, you got a great steakhouse. Hey, that is running out of things quick. Hey, hey, I'll be back.

[Willie Robertson]

Look, I was raised about 30 miles.

[Martin]

North of Shreveport on that Red River.

[Si Robertson]

Red River's a great place.

[Willie Robertson]

Look. And look, that was. Hey, the Mexican food was back, you know, so the Mexican food has been there all alone.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm.

[Si Robertson]

I'm talking about a very specific restaurant.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, no, no, I'm talking. What's the one that was. Was there Superior?

[Martin]

The Superior Bar and Grill.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, that place legit? Well, yeah, me and Martin went there.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, no, no, but hey, that's been there ever since I was.

[Martin]

And not only that, they have the best donuts.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that Southern. Southern.

[Martin]

Made right off the interstate.

[Willie Robertson]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

I think all my Shreveport anger is from their interstate construction. And you have to drive basically like you're on a motorcycle.

[Willie Robertson]

The roads have always been trash, okay?

[Martin]

And they ain't never fixed, to be fair. The roads around here.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, no, no. In the state of Louisiana. It's bad.

[Martin]

It's bad.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, our roads are terrible.

[Martin]

If you got better roads than we.

[Si Robertson]

Got, that's saying something.

[Willie Robertson]

Who's that?

[Martin]

Mississippi. The roads. Mississippi are better than ours.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I was just. I will say this for the Mississippi people. I've done a lot of charity events all over the United States, and I figured it'd be Texas because they got the oil, or Oklahoma. Now, the most generous people in these United States of America is. Two of them is Mississippi and the Carolinas.

[Martin]

Yep.

[Willie Robertson]

Mississippi gives a lot of money and does a lot of stuff for children.

[Martin]

A lot of good people in Mississippi.

[Willie Robertson]

A lot of good people. Really are. You know, I was shocked.

[Si Robertson]

Why were you shocked?

[Willie Robertson]

I just was. I had figured Texas, since it's so big, would be the top of the line.

[Si Robertson]

That's like a Jace compliment. I mean, I was surprised at how good you just did.

[Martin]

Well, I'm just saying that's called a backhanded.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, I was shocked. There's good people in Mississippi.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, no, no, that I feel. But I'm just saying there's good people everywhere, okay. Because we run into them when we want to go out and hey, look, they're all rednecks. I'm serious. All you good people are rednecks. Just Good old country boys and girls.

[Si Robertson]

You know, last time I was down.

[Willie Robertson]

On the farm having fun, last time.

[Si Robertson]

I was in Shreveport, there was a bunch of people just riding horses down the street. And I was like, you know what? This place may be okay, right?

[Willie Robertson]

That's right.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Also, I went to Shreveport two days after that.

[Willie Robertson]

Simple stuff.

[Si Robertson]

So to the good people of Shreveport, I kind of apologize. But our minor league hockey team's cooler than yours, and it's a fun little i20 rivalry. Shoot back at me. I dare you. Anyways, I was shocked that my opinion mattered.

[Martin]

Yeah, me too.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, that's one of the things you never know.

[Si Robertson]

You never know. You never know who's gonna listen to this and run with whatever we said.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, it's like. It's like when you throw a rock in a dog pen, whichever one yelp, that's the one you hit, boys. So, hey, you throw a rock and it hits Shreveport, and they yelped.

[Martin]

That's the best analogy I've ever heard.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, I'm just serious. Hey, you know, it's the old deal about, hey, the wheel that squeals the loudest gets the grease, boys.

[Martin]

That's it.

[Si Robertson]

That's fantastic.

[Willie Robertson]

It doesn't change.

[Si Robertson]

It doesn't.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, we started this on media, didn't we?

[Si Robertson]

We started this on. But no, we. That was before I was in the room and I said, y' all ain't gonna believe. Just called me and asked for a quote or something for a newspaper article about me saying mean things to Shreveport.

[Martin]

Well, I think you've established that there are good things and there are bad things. There's good fishing over there, that they have good looking women over there.

[Si Robertson]

I've even been to that bass pro shop.

[Martin]

Bass pro shop.

[Si Robertson]

It's a neat place.

[Willie Robertson]

They.

[Si Robertson]

I don't shop there, but I've been.

[Willie Robertson]

I think it's called the Brookshire's. Super.

[Si Robertson]

We have that, too. Sigh.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no, but this is. This is for.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that's. You got to go.

[Willie Robertson]

Entertainment purposes.

[Si Robertson]

Have you played that arena?

[Willie Robertson]

No, but I went there to see. Mercy Me, The Cochran & Co. And Crowder.

[Martin]

Oh, Crowder.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, guy. It was fabulous. Okay. In my home opinion, crowded. Beat them all.

[Martin]

That boy saying they got a look about him, too.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. And, hey, you know. And he sings about the man, boys.

[Si Robertson]

The man.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. You know who I'm talking about. The only man that count, boy. Yeah, yeah. That'd be Jesus himself, boys. But, hey, cry's got a lot of good. A lot of Jesus.

[Si Robertson]

He's got a good Beard, too. His beard's about like yours.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, hey, I met him personally, y' all. He said, you know, I was. He was a big fan of mine. I said, well, hey, right back at you.

[Si Robertson]

Right back.

[Willie Robertson]

All right. He sings that song Grave Robber.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Is that what you're going?

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, that's a good one.

[Martin]

Oh, he's got a lot of catchy tunes. Size up to officially 112.

[Si Robertson]

112 what?

[Martin]

Hey, look, I've been counting them since he started.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, I'm a noise maker, boys. I got a lot of nervous energy in me.

[Si Robertson]

Are you nervous today?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, hype. I'm always nervous.

[Hunter]

Do you guys want to know a secret about the slamming or. I have to go in every single time, highlight that little area and try and dim that noise and lower it every single time.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, hey, just. I'm a noise maker, boy. I got a lot of nervous energies pinned up, boy.

[Si Robertson]

You have to do that every time.

[Hunter]

Every single time.

[Si Robertson]

No wonder you're so stressed out.

[Martin]

No kidding.

[Willie Robertson]

That's.

[Si Robertson]

I've always wondered why Hunter get Hunter. Like when Hunter comes in, I always just thought he was kind of had like some ticks and some nerves to him, but it's because every time Si slaps something, Hunter's got five more minutes of work to do.

[Martin]

You know, a smart man would. Would get this table out of here and bring in a new table with padding on it.

[Hunter]

It's been talked about, but those tables are so iconic.

[Si Robertson]

These tables are iconic. Yeah.

[Martin]

Hey, I don't agree with that.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, look, you came from. This is. This is part of the scenery here, boys. You can't change that.

[Martin]

It's got to look about it. But I wouldn't describe it as iconic.

[Willie Robertson]

But hey, here's the bad. Here's the deal. Talent is hard to deal with, boys. That's just all it is.

[Martin]

Yeah, you're right. Okay, 113.

[Willie Robertson]

That's it. Oh, I know why I'm so noise make all the time.

[Si Robertson]

Tell us.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, it's the 13 year old trapped in the 77 year old body. That's true, but that's not clawing to get out.

[Si Robertson]

I'm just glad I finally know why Hunter's like every time.

[Willie Robertson]

Because he. He said, boy, I wish he could get over here. That little issue he has about making noise, that's how. But hey, but think of it this way, Hunter, it's job security.

[Hunter]

It is. And I will never complain.

[Si Robertson]

You just did.

[Jase Robertson]

I did not.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, you just.

[Willie Robertson]

No, he just made a statement.

[Si Robertson]

He didn't complain. That's not complaining.

[Willie Robertson]

I didn't complain.

[Hunter]

Again, not complaining.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, dad, look. Hey. I always tell him I'm like James Brown. I'm loud and I'm proud Jack. And hey, just get out of my way. If you can't take it, move on.

[Si Robertson]

Martin. You know when I like to have music in my ears all the time? A lot of the time, when I'm walking, when I'm working out, when I'm jump roping, when I'm mowing the yard, whenever my kids are being too loud and whenever my wife's asking me questions, I like to slip in the Raycons in my own world.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

That's the most important thing here.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, that's a lot.

[Si Robertson]

You need a long battery and it.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

That's what Allison got.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. And then we got green one. You you agree man or screen?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I'm big into earth tones.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

Now we've been Here, sir. We did one without you. Where you been?

[Jase Robertson]

Ah, I had myself a day, man.

[Si Robertson]

What did you do?

[Jase Robertson]

It's fun. Well, you can see it doesn't seem fun. I'm a little red, so I didn't wear sunscreen, but I went fishing.

[Willie Robertson]

Where'd you go?

[Jase Robertson]

I think so.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, at least 30 miles from here.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, about 50 miles from here.

[Willie Robertson]

Do you go up there you went?

[Jase Robertson]

No, Same area? Kind of, but a different. Different place.

[Willie Robertson]

Different place, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And how was it? Well, the fishing was good. Yeah, the fishing was great. Actually, the. The. The day, not so much.

[Willie Robertson]

That's in big ones.

[Jase Robertson]

Caught a four pounder. Biggest one I caught. Caught on a frog, though, so.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Did you not know what time we were starting and you caught up in the fun?

[Jase Robertson]

No, I was very well aware of what time we were starting. Look, this all happened because Willie said they needed some fish for a family dinner. So the man who signs my check tells me, go catch fish for a family dinner. Amen, buddy. I mean, like, let's go. There's one small issue, though. God love him. Our cameraman went with me. I was like, well, we better film a fin commander. Anyway, so Jared's there. Jared stands up to take a leak off the back of the boat.

[Si Robertson]

Totally normal behavior.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that happens, right?

[Si Robertson]

Gotta pay.

[Jase Robertson]

And I heard a splash.

[Si Robertson]

Well, better be kidney stones.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, hopefully it was him and not equipment.

[Jase Robertson]

I've been with him long enough to know. Well, that ain't from taking the leak, right? So, like, I mean, nothing. Nothing fell into the water, but something fell into the water and he. I just heard him go, oh, no.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, camera.

[Jase Robertson]

Boy, I wish it was. No, it wasn't a camera. It was my truck keys. Whoa. Serious business here, boys, in 16 foot of water.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, where were your keys located? In his pocket.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, he had a hole in his pocket. Ain't that cool?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, good grief.

[Jase Robertson]

Ain't that tight.

[Willie Robertson]

So y' all found them?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no, no.

[Jase Robertson]

My truck's still over.

[Martin]

Good night.

[Jase Robertson]

My truck's still over in the middle of a cornfield. It's fine. It's all good.

[Si Robertson]

Why do you lose so much stuff out your boat?

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know, man. I tell you one better. We were hauling my trailer, my boat back home because Nolan come and rescue me. And so he's like, well, we'll just take your boat home. Take it on home. I was like, yeah, okay, that's cool. And part of my fender on my trailer ripped off. So this is a pretty expensive day of fishing so far.

[Si Robertson]

I already said it.

[Martin]

We've already talked about it.

[Si Robertson]

We've already said it.

[Martin]

What about a boat being like a big hole? You just start shucking them 100 bills, bust out another thousand, you never get it.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, a t. Bust out another thousand. Yep, that's what boat is. But yeah, it's fine, man. I caught some fish.

[Si Robertson]

Got out of work.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, look, I got to go fishing on a random day during the middle of the week. I got paid and there's people that somewhere probably that ain't going to eat tonight. I'm okay. Is it frustrating? Golly, is it frustrating? Because I look at Jared and I said, I don't care that you drop my keys. I've done this before. I have my keys and my wallet. Everything in a sweatshirt went out to river. That's fine. Stuff happened. I just said, why did you have my keys? That was my question. Why do you have my keys?

[Si Robertson]

Did he take your truck back to the parking lot?

[Jase Robertson]

We're in a cornfield. We're in a hundred acre reservoir.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, so you never.

[Jase Robertson]

We're the only humans around there.

[Martin]

Did he back your boat in the water?

[Jase Robertson]

He did.

[Martin]

That's where he got him.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, that's. I said, I said, why? I said, you know, when we come here, I leave them on the console. So if my truck's in the way for a farmer, because I mean it's full blown farmer operation that they can move my truck. Like if they're bringing disc or.

[Si Robertson]

You never even moved your truck from being backed into the water?

[Jase Robertson]

No, I pulled it out of the ramp just because I don't want my trailer sitting in the water for four hours. I didn't think so, but I just pull up, but it's right by a turn row. So like they travel that with tractors doing all their jobs. So I leave them on the console in plain sight. Well, they can move where they can see. Like if they come up to my truck, they see my keys, they move my truck out the way and then everything's fine. Well, he saw I'm sitting on the console. It's like, well, I better grab him. And that is where we had a mistake, that the mistake was taking my keys out of the truck. And it was not so much dropping them in the water. Yeah, it didn't even. I. I don't know how. It never hit the boat. Like it fell out of his pocket into the water.

[Martin]

He must have that lean going.

[Jase Robertson]

I think he was. I said, and next time don't worry about getting all the way out of My boat. If you pee on my bo, pee on my boat. Like, it's C deck, I can spray it off. This isn't carpet. It's not going to be there for forever. Like, it's just a little pee, man, if you. You're gonna dribble, dribble, I don't care. Like, you know, keep yourself and my stuff inside the boat, please. So, yeah, that's what I've been dealing with. So I got a key in process of being overnighted here, so that's fine.

[Si Robertson]

There you go. Was there anything attached to the keys?

[Jase Robertson]

No, I didn't have. No, I don't keep nothing on the. I keep an extra set of keys with all, like my shop keys and gate keys, farm keys, all that stuff. I just have the fob. Yeah, I ain't even got an actual key, so, like, it's just a fob. So. The lady at Cheverly was very nice about it.

[Si Robertson]

So, yeah, your house key, all your other keys are safe.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Well, all my keys. My house keys aren't keys anymore. They're codes. So I don't have any. I don't have any keys at my house.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, what kind of fish we catch? Bass.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I caught a lot of bass and I caught a lot of crappie.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I found a school of crappie out and the crappie is where the 16 foot of water key drop happened. Right.

[Martin]

So that's the good news is they canceled the family dinner. So.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. So now I just have a bunch of fish to clean for myself, which I kept way more than I ever would for me. So, yeah, I get to go home, clean fish for a couple hours when I get done here. So. And yeah, you know, it's all good, man. Life is good. It's just a small.

[Si Robertson]

There's always on the race, small mouth.

[Willie Robertson]

There's always a pothole or two that she had to hit, you know, and that's part of life.

[Jase Robertson]

This was in Shreveport.

[Si Robertson]

There's potholes everywhere.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, sorry, I can't say that. Oh, lord. There's a 16 foot pothole, unfortunately. And the lady at Chevrolet, when I called her, she said. She said, well, can you dive in and get them? I said, ma' am, I don't know that I can get to the bottom in 16 foot without drowning. Like, I don't know, dying. I don't know that. Like, I don't think that's a deal. When she heard key fell in the water, fishing, like at the boat ramp. Like, you know, for an average person.

[Si Robertson]

I consider Myself a strong swimmer.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I'm not a strong.

[Si Robertson]

We ain't going down 16ft.

[Jase Robertson]

No. I need some help if I'm getting down that far.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I need some help or I'm dead.

[Si Robertson]

Your ears will explode.

[Martin]

Yeah, I've tried that before. I. I had about a $10 crankbait. I got hung up in a brush top and I wanted to get that crankbait, so I, I thought I'd dive down there and just follow the fishing line. Yeah, don't ever do that.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, just break him off.

[Martin]

Yeah, just.

[Jase Robertson]

Just bust him off.

[Willie Robertson]

It ain't worth it. It ain't worth it.

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[Jase Robertson]

Well, what's funny is I all day too, fishing, I was fishing in like three, four foot of water. Throwing a frog around, like upper shallow. Throwing frog around trees and grass. Like if. Why couldn't they fall out then? I got it. I got a chance.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you could have got it.

[Si Robertson]

You ain't got no chances.

[Willie Robertson]

Off and fill it with your toes.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it's magnetic.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, it's just I've been wanting.

[Si Robertson]

To open that box with that magnet and that rope on it and just keep it for myself.

[Jase Robertson]

It's just a plastic fob. I don't know. I mean, I don't think there's nothing metal in there to have a rain to get it. Huh. Yeah, there's a little ring, but I mean, I don't think that's enough. Them rings are made out of like recycled beer cans or something. I don't know that there's anything magnetic. I mean, you can bend them with your hand. Now, key rings ain't what they used to be. Yeah, they're not split rings on a crankbait. Now, you can't break them open without a pair of pliers. You probably get him. But the. No, I mean, they're gone. I mean, who cares? They're. They're at the bottom of the pond at this point. It's an electronic key fob. I think. What? I think that ship has sailed even if I got it. So I don't imagine that. I imagine they're water resistant. I don't imagine they're waterproof.

[Willie Robertson]

Was that guy what it was that you the duck hunt and you dropped something and found it with your feet?

[Jase Robertson]

I have. Well, God wouldn't have. I think we all have on that. I found my phone this past season that I dropped in the water with.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's what it was barely on the veterans.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that's what it was Burly. That's who it was.

[Martin]

He took all his clothes off.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I didn't do that. I just reached down there and got my arm wet.

[Martin]

It was 30 degrees.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no, no, no. It was he chest deep.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

He had to feel he's. There it is right there with, you know, with his toe.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, I fished up a. Plenty of stuff out of the. Out of the muck. Duck hut. Which ain't no big deal. It ain't 16 foot of water.

[Martin]

Yeah, I wish somebody would have took a picture of him when he got back in the blind. He was in his tidy whiteies, 30 degree weather.

[Si Robertson]

Burley was.

[Martin]

And he wasn't even shaking. He was not shivering. He acted like nothing happened.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, you can't at that point, can you, maintain the toughness?

[Martin]

He got that phone and it worked. And it worked.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. The new ones, they can go for a bath for a little while. I don't know how long, but they can. It took me. It was like an hour one day before I realized mine was gone. I was like, oh. And then I slid back over there to the tree I was by, and I found it. But, yeah, it's. It's wild, man. But, yeah, I figured that key fob is done. There's some fish down there looking at it right now, saying, what in the world?

[Si Robertson]

Probably ate it.

[Jase Robertson]

Ah, maybe. Hopefully. That'd be cool. That'd be a cool story. Catch him and clean him one day. And then there you go.

[Willie Robertson]

Got my car keys back.

[Jase Robertson]

I'd really like to catch the one that found my wallet from last time. It's happened to me because it had about 400 cash in it. What Jerry say? Jerry said, do you want to hit me? And I said, no, not really. Why? I said, no, not really. Well, he said, well, I just think I'd feel better if you did.

[Si Robertson]

That's probably true. Yeah. You know, he feels terrible.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, he. Like a whoop dog.

[Si Robertson]

There's nothing worse than making a mistake that causes somebody else a massive headache.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, he knew as well as I did there's a pretty strong chance we're spending the night here. Man, I got to find somebody that knows where this place is.

[Si Robertson]

Like, yeah, I notice you didn't call me. Yeah, well, you also didn't. The part of that is you didn't want people to know where it was.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I don't need. I don't need a bunch of pilgrims knowing where this fishing hole is. I ain't trying to.

[Martin]

You got old Nolan to come get you. Did he haul your boat in his electric car?

[Jase Robertson]

No, he brought it. He had his tundra with him because he had his boat over there at the shop. So he dropped his and left his and grabbed mine. So I said, there you go. That's tight. But he want it. Well, but Nola needed something from me, too, so he needed my transducer off my boat. So I said, hey, transducers. Your man just take it off. I don't care.

[Martin]

Like, what kind of hat was he wearing?

[Jase Robertson]

What do you have on? Just. Just baseball cap.

[Martin]

This time I see him, he's wearing that.

[Jase Robertson]

That Funny hat.

[Martin]

Funny hat.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, them Jace hats. Jason went through a kick where he wore them kind of hats.

[Martin]

Fedoras.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Nolan had a fedora kick.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I'd see him at church and I'd be like that. I don't think I could pull that off.

[Jase Robertson]

I know I could.

[Si Robertson]

I didn't think Nolan could pull it off either, but he was trying.

[Jase Robertson]

Fishing's been good, man.

[Willie Robertson]

It's all. There's stuff surrounding fishing today.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Hey, maybe you just need to take your truck keys and throw them in. Maybe they'll start biting.

[Si Robertson]

I'm good.

[Jase Robertson]

Just take him. Say, I don't need them. Just take Jared fishing with you. Apparently that's all you gotta do. What else do you say? He said, I swear I wake up every day and try not to do something stupid. He said, but so far I'm taking an L on that one. He said, it seems like every.

[Si Robertson]

He says, poor Jared, just beating himself up.

[Jase Robertson]

He tried to be trying to pay for everything. I said, look, Jared, your only penance is you're going to be the one that has to drive me back an hour and a half over here. Yeah, I'm taking three hours of your day. That's your penance for when this happens. You gotta drive me back to my truck.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter is just a giggling over Hunter.

[Jase Robertson]

You wake up and try not to do something stupid every day.

[Hunter]

That's what I tell myself every.

[Jase Robertson]

Don't do nothing stupid today.

[Si Robertson]

And say, don't do anything stupid.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I'm. I'm so clumsy. I make mistakes every waking minute. So I think, don't do anything stupid today.

[Jase Robertson]

I think it just has to go with the territory of being a male under 40.

[Si Robertson]

Now my dad, I remember.

[Willie Robertson]

I remember them days when I'd wake up and say, well, I don't know what the crap. I won't do stupid today.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And it. Just because it's coming.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Do something similar to that. But when I get in the truck, I expect somebody else to do something stupid, defensive. That way when it happens, I just laugh at it.

[Si Robertson]

That's a good point.

[Jase Robertson]

Not a surprise.

[Martin]

It's not a surprise. I expect it. Especially around here.

[Jase Robertson]

I didn't. I gotta be honest, I didn't have my keys ending up in the bottom of the pond on my bingo card. But no, this. Because when the last time I saw them, like, because I got lined up on the boat ramp, everything, I was like, all right, let me unhook. I just unhook. I said, just dump me straight back in, no problem. And the last time I saw them, they were sitting in the middle of my console in the truck for everybody to see. That was the last place I saw.

[Martin]

Sounds like me. You need to get your boy some new britches.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I don't know how you end up with a hole in that pocket. I noticed. You know what I noticed?

[Martin]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

I said, are you sure they're not your keys? And he said, no, they're in my other part. I said, oh, so your keys went in a good pocket? Mine wasn't a bad.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Jase Robertson]

He said, no, I didn't know I had a hole in this thing. I said, that's not how it seems right now.

[Si Robertson]

That's a rough day.

[Jase Robertson]

Right now. It seems like, ah, his are probably hold in there and ain't no big deal.

[Si Robertson]

That's tough.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, is it? Yeah, it's a toughie.

[Martin]

Well, I've been Seeing Old Guy 1 on the. On the Internet, holding up fish every day.

[Si Robertson]

That's all he does.

[Jase Robertson]

All that boy does. Fish every day.

[Si Robertson]

He's living the dream.

[Jase Robertson]

He's living. He's living his dream, that's for sure.

[Si Robertson]

He took the best business advice my dad ever got is what this is what reminded me. My dad says it every day.

[Willie Robertson]

Yes.

[Si Robertson]

Just don't do anything stupid. If I'm like, hey, should I order this? He's like, is it stupid? And I'm like, I don't think so. Well, then do it. Yeah, don't do anything stupid. And Godwin is doing that every day. He's not doing anything stupid. He's just going fishing.

[Jase Robertson]

I just go fishing. Knock sides off of them, send them on their way. Eat a sandwich.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, it's so beautiful.

[Jase Robertson]

I need to talk to Paula about that.

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

Because she's a sandwich maker. Oh, yeah. Paula got a. Gavin got everybody on a payroll. Like, Paula makes sandwiches. Johanna baked some cookies. Like, oh, you weren't here when Johanna sent him cookies up here. Johanna made us cook.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no, no. Yeah, them with them.

[Jase Robertson]

The cream pie. She made her some homemade cream pie.

[Martin]

Homemade oatmeal cream pie.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, they were excellent.

[Martin]

They were good.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. That guy would come walking in with a bag. Last time I was here, I was like, I don't know what's in it, but judging by the grease stain on it, I'm gonna like it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it's gonna be good. Yeah.

[Martin]

That old grease stain. Dead giveaway.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I need that. Whatever that is.

[Martin]

Homemade oatmeal cream pie. Heated it up and then put some of that oatmeal cream pie ice Cream.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay.

[Martin]

On top of that.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I wouldn't be angry.

[Jase Robertson]

I'd like to. I'd like to borrow Goblins arm monitor.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Just to see what I did. See if I look like a progressive slide.

[Willie Robertson]

See what.

[Si Robertson]

Sucker. Somebody show up thinking Goblin was in trouble.

[Jase Robertson]

If he wore his abort, it'd be a bunch of needles come flying at you like, you need some of this, man. You need that insulin, son. Get on.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, gosh.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, it's a day, ma' am. Whatever. Hey, God's good, man. At the end of the day, God's good.

[Si Robertson]

This is the truth, right?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. All I got to do now is keep my kids alive the rest of the day, you know, get done. Which is a task all in and.

[Martin]

Of itself at that age.

[Jase Robertson]

I told Jared, I said, you know what's going to happen? One of my kids going to do the same thing. So I need to practice patience right now. Like this is a good time for me to realize. I said, when I take you fishing, it is like fishing with my kids. So Jared Jerry grew up bank fishing. He don't. He never spent a lot of time in a boat. And you can tell like kind of the way he operates in a boat.

[Martin]

That's what they do in Bunky.

[Jase Robertson]

Spring is gone.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, spring's gone.

[Si Robertson]

Summer's here.

[Jase Robertson]

Summer's here.

[Si Robertson]

Martin. They just moved my yard and I hadn't put any more plants in it yet. But I'm about. I'm waiting to find all the right ones for Zone 8.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

Do you realize that's a lot of customers?

[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

Yeah, we almost did it at the same time.

[Jase Robertson]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Si Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

You can look at fast growing trees.com is like continuing education because you get.

[Si Robertson]

There's a lot there, over 6,000 plants.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

With me and Martin. Hey, me and Martin are catching bass. Every catch, every cat, every cast. What does he catch is a drum.

[Martin]

Yeah, a gas per goo.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah. I handed him to Rob.

[Willie Robertson]

We're catching a bass every time. They're tearing this little old bait up.

[Jase Robertson]

Crank bait.

[Willie Robertson]

Crank bait. Yeah, he catches a drum.

[Jase Robertson]

OG Tiny four baby.

[Si Robertson]

I know, Martin.

[Jase Robertson]

I fish. I fish the same stuff, man. You know why? Because they bite it. Yeah, that's. That's why.

[Willie Robertson]

If it comes by them, oh, I'm sitting there and, hey, fixed or lifted out of the water. One in about two and a half pounder. Just like to took the rod and all from me. And I mean, I. I was fixing to lift the bait out of the water. Had that much left to drain.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, you won't know how bad it was this morning on them crappie. I was just dropping straight down on top of them, like found them out there in the middle of nothing. Just straight down.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

So I catch, I don't know, about a dozen of them. And I looked at Jared, I said, you won't catch one of these. This after he dropped my key.

[Si Robertson]

Y' all being mean.

[Jase Robertson]

No, I just. Look, I just. I'd say, you won't catch one of them. He said, yeah. So I hand him the rod and he drops it down there. And that sucker called a bluegill. I've been catching. I've been catching crappy. That big.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it's something wrong with it.

[Jase Robertson]

All you had to do was just get it down there.

[Si Robertson]

He ain't even here to defend himself.

[Jase Robertson]

No, hey, he's whooping on himself worse than I am right now.

[Si Robertson]

Something wrong with the boy.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no, I'm serious. Because I fish with people like that before, okay?

[Si Robertson]

But I feel like that because I. I absolutely struck out for an hour the other night in the two easiest ponds to catch.

[Martin]

You went to Willie's Pond, didn't catch a fish.

[Si Robertson]

I went to Big Dave's pond, didn't catch a fish. And I said, screw it. I'm gonna go over to Willie's. Didn't catch a fish. And my kids are sitting there looking at me and. And Lottie goes, I. I got mad at one point and I dropped Benny's famous line. I was like, I'm a terrible fisherman. And Lottie looks at me and goes, dad, are you a terrible fisherman? And I was like, are you a terrible fish? Maybe. Maybe I'm good at selling baits. And then we got back to my parents house and she looked at Alice and goes, dad's a terrible fisherman. I said, I'm about to whoop you.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I don't know what tell you.

[Si Robertson]

Quit repeating everything I say.

[Willie Robertson]

You got to look at that. Martin's dropping them off. And I mean, it goes. As soon as he gets that certain help, boom, he rears them in. They've been doing it like he said.

[Jase Robertson]

They had 12, you know, straight down.

[Willie Robertson]

You won't catch one. Yeah, okay. That's like night. We're not fishing on a hole on a brush top, you know. You know. So look, me and his corks are sitting just like that right there, one inch apart, one each. Hey, mine goes under. I set the hook real.

[Jase Robertson]

That's a good one here.

[Willie Robertson]

So, hey, you know, I've already put 25 in the cooler. And I said, dude. He said, what? I said, the next time my cork disappears, pick yours up and move it one inch to the left. I said, are you going to sit here all night and not catch a scale?

[Jase Robertson]

Boy, he's in the army with.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. So, hey, he finally does it. Hey. And then he caught one that probably weighed all three and a half, four pounds.

[Martin]

I mean, Biggie, I witnessed one time Godwin and Si fishing side by side.

[Willie Robertson]

Godwin whooped him 17 to 1, 18 to 1, he caught 18 fish and I caught one. And look, I'm reeling it under his stupid bait the same speed. And hey, boom, it's his. And I went, what in the hell is going on? I've got the same bait, I'm the same speed. I'm under him, and the stupid crappie comes up and gets his.

[Jase Robertson]

I know there's people listening to this, thinking they've been both those people, right? Because growing up, I fish with my mama and my papaw. We crappy Fishermen. Papawa in the front, eyes in the middle, little husky boy in the middle of the boat. And then mama back here in the back. She in the back would strap me and him.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Jase Robertson]

Every time.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, mama knows what they done seen all our stuff. Yeah, they go back there to her.

[Si Robertson]

Dude, she had that quail, didn't she?

[Jase Robertson]

I just. Mama, nah, she's using a jig. This two inch tube jig, man, with a crappie nibble on there like. And I mean, she would strap our butts.

[Willie Robertson]

All that is is presentation.

[Jase Robertson]

And then she get back here giggling. Oh, no, she just big giggling.

[Willie Robertson]

I was watching my dad and mama one day in the boat and they all. Were you talking about competitive? That's where we all got our competitiveness. But anyway, you know, daddy's been catching them big old cheeky pants and they would use them baby crawfish, the little bitty one.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

So they stopped biting, you know, so dad's in the front of the bowler pen, you know, he's doing something because he's hiding it.

[Jase Robertson]

He hiding it? Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

You know, and that joke, you know, well, about. It's happened about 10 times, you know, and mama said, james, what are you doing? You know, he's putting another bite on. She said, what are you doing? He said, oh, I ain't doing nothing. She said, don't lie to me, you sucker. You're doing something different than I am because you're catching a fish. Every time you throw it back out there, he was peeling it, he'd break the tail off and peel it and just put that uncle white meat on it and throw it out there as soon as he did. Why?

[Jase Robertson]

Got him. Yeah, they was tired of shell cracking.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Hey, no, this guy here cleaned them for us boys.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, look at here.

[Willie Robertson]

We lay mignon boys on the menu over here.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I catch me too.

[Martin]

Well, that old chicken pan, he's about to. Oh, hey, on his fish.

[Willie Robertson]

The fish something that's just. I've always. When me and daddy would be fishing, I said, hey, what, dad? What is it about new people got the same base, same depth and are sitting side by side and. And one of them will catch 15 and won't get a bite.

[Jase Robertson]

You know what my mama said? She said, you ain't holding your mouth right. That's what she always told me. You ain't holding your mouth right. And you know, I hear that 15 times a day.

[Willie Robertson]

So you got a marriage on?

[Jase Robertson]

No, as a kid, you. Then you just sit in the bottom of the Boat go. Yeah, you try.

[Willie Robertson]

You're changing.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, and fish are weird. And the whole time she back here like, get the net, get the net. Drinking them slimy Cokes. We didn't have enough money for two ice chests. The Cokes and just drink it.

[Willie Robertson]

Drinking how you get it don't make no sense.

[Si Robertson]

Because my dad had enough money for two ice chests, but we only had one too.

[Willie Robertson]

He put it in there.

[Si Robertson]

And my papa really had enough money for whatever ice chest he wanted and he put it in the same one.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I'll tell you how ignorant I used to be. When I first started fishing, I got out there on candy, run out of water. But the fish were biting. Yeah, I just kept fishing. Next thing I know I'm having a. Oh, I'm getting dehydrated.

[Willie Robertson]

Please. Yeah. You have a seizure.

[Martin]

I take my water bottle and fill it up with that. That good old Jackson Parish cany water. Cany water. I held it up to the sun and I looked at it and I.

[Willie Robertson]

Said, oh, it ain't nothing in there.

[Martin]

In old days, people used to drink this all the time.

[Si Robertson]

It's a good point.

[Martin]

I chugged that down. Oh, and let me tell you something. It was like I could have crapped through a screen. Don't. Oh, yeah, it was bad. So don't ever drink the lake water.

[Si Robertson]

My sister Kenny would get in candy without breaking out in a full on rash. If she drank it, she'd probably be in big trouble.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, well, good news is when you own a lake, nobody dumps their sewage into the pond. Nobody, Nobody bypasses the septic tank, go straight into the pond.

[Si Robertson]

Stone was drinking it. Meanwhile, Jared's peeing off the back and. Yeah, dropping keys.

[Martin]

Yeah, I've taken a mini a dump in that lake, but it's the clearest water lake in anywhere in Louisiana.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, you would. You would think it's okay, but I would have tried.

[Si Robertson]

I would have done it.

[Jase Robertson]

Giardia is real, man. We still got that stuff around here. Hunter. Hunter probably had it for. You ever just taking a sip out of water you weren't supposed to? Oh, you ain't? No. I just figured you may have out there on the farm get running around to get you a drink of a mud.

[Hunter]

That's like one of our number one rules.

[Jase Robertson]

And go find a water hose. Yeah, yeah.

[Hunter]

Don't drink out of the pond, the.

[Jase Robertson]

Lake, the river, none of that.

[Martin]

Nowadays you can't even drink out of water.

[Jase Robertson]

Hose. Hose.

[Martin]

I remember at football practice they hooked the water hose up to the PVC So cool. Yeah, boy.

[Jase Robertson]

But if you went first, man, you got hot water. Oh, no. It doesn't matter how thirsty you were. Wait or go at the end of the line, man. Go. Go get that cold water.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, man. Junior high football. You'd be so sweaty. That was the greatest thing ever. That PVC water squirting out.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't think I have. Jared said he was going to title today's video Keys to Success.

[Willie Robertson]

Leave them in the truck.

[Jase Robertson]

The Keys to Success.

[Willie Robertson]

Leave the keys in the truck. That's what you need to tell whoever you take with you next time.

[Jase Robertson]

Don't touch them.

[Willie Robertson]

Don't they leave the keys in the console?

[Jase Robertson]

Boy, ain't that.

[Willie Robertson]

Don't lock the door. Idiot.

[Jase Robertson]

Golly.

[Willie Robertson]

Might to bust out a window.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, you can lock.

[Willie Robertson]

We've done that before.

[Jase Robertson]

No, it's 20, 25, man. Lock the door. I can call on Star and unlock everything. Like, that's. That's a. That's.

[Si Robertson]

Are you fancy?

[Jase Robertson]

That's an app away, man.

[Si Robertson]

Like, man, my truck.

[Willie Robertson]

I remember doing that duck hunting over in the New Mexico.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Locky keys in there.

[Willie Robertson]

Locked them in there and had to say, yo.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I just panicked because I didn't know.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, step back from the vehicle.

[Jase Robertson]

They're not in the pond.

[Si Robertson]

Well, both of my keys are in my truck right now. Hey, that's a bad call.

[Willie Robertson]

Satellite affairs.

[Jase Robertson]

Yep. Unlucky stuff. Oh, I do that all the time. I lock my keys in my truck all the time intentionally, just because you can use your phone to unlock it.

[Si Robertson]

Like, I ain't got that kind of truck.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, really? That Toyota ain't got that.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, Big Dave got the fancy Toyota.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, dad got the fancy.

[Si Robertson]

Never forget, my philosophy on trucks is my favorite one is whatever one Big Dave's getting rid of of.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Five years old, 20,000 miles on it.

[Si Robertson]

Yep.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. What do you sleep on? S? I just got to know.

[Willie Robertson]

I sleep on a cloud.

[Jase Robertson]

A cloud. Who's that cloud made?

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, my Helix.

[Si Robertson]

We were asking, like, if you're a back sleeper or side sleeper.

[Willie Robertson]

I actually woke up screaming one night because I thought I was falling through it.

[Jase Robertson]

That's how comfortable the Helix mattress is. Right.

[Si Robertson]

You want to know why, though? Because we took a quiz, and we said you're you. Well, this. At this point in life, you were 73. You were about 6 1. You might be 6 foot now. You were a side sleeper who kind of sprawls out and they make the perfect mattress just for you because you.

[Jase Robertson]

Took a test and you got a mattress built for you. You didn't get a mattress built for John David. You didn't get one built for me. You got one built for Si.

[Willie Robertson]

Right?

[Si Robertson]

Mattresses are made for you.

[Willie Robertson]

Don't get off.

[Si Robertson]

Pick one that's made for you.

[Willie Robertson]

Can't fail this test as long as.

[Jase Robertson]

You fill out the Helix Sleep quiz. Truthfully, you are good to go.

[Si Robertson]

Moonlight Lux grade. And you know what? I wake up and I'm like, I think I'll stay here while. A. For. For a while.

[Jase Robertson]

And you know what's even crazier? It started in this room, but then Sadie got them. Unashamed guys got them. And I would say, overall, the mood around this place is happier. And if you're interested, if you're like all these guys, they don't mean it. Wear that sleep tracker and check it. Just trust me. Wear the sleep tracker now. Check it.

[Si Robertson]

I have one.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

My steps. And it tells me I get good sleep.

[Jase Robertson]

Look.

[Si Robertson]

And it tells me I'm an attractive young man, which was required for sleep. It doesn't tell me that. But the sleep proof it.

[Jase Robertson]

And the biggest thing, you wake up, no back pain, no body aches, no stiff joints, muscles. All the things that you get when you're out of town sleeping on hotel bed. Right? Check out our friends over at Helix Sleep. For a limited time, go to helixsleep.comduck for 20% off site wide. That's helix sleep.com for 20% off site wide. Helixleep.comduck we got anything? Hunter 318-215-6559. Is that right?

[Si Robertson]

Yep. And hello@duck call room.com. talladega Nights has competition.

[Jase Robertson]

We gotta wall. There ain't no way it gets better in Talladega Night.

[Si Robertson]

Well, Michael Korn married Barbara Corn.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

No buried Barbara Cobb.

[Jase Robertson]

Barbara. Oh, corn on the cob. Wow.

[Si Robertson]

Her name is Barbara. Oh, no, her name's not. He said her name's Barbara Corn Cobb, but her name's Barbara Carb Corn. Dude, he switched it on me. Oh, this is Bucky from Oregon playing games.

[Jase Robertson]

Bucky.

[Willie Robertson]

Bucky from Morgan.

[Jase Robertson]

Boys still, though.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

That's Talladega Night.

[Si Robertson]

Talladega Nights wins that.

[Jase Robertson]

That's a. That's a good one.

[Si Robertson]

We tell you, somebody, somebody named their kid Talladega and their last name was Knight.

[Martin]

Are you serious?

[Si Robertson]

They listen to our podcast, which isn't shocking.

[Jase Robertson]

And they're from South Carolina.

[Martin]

I always said if I had a son, I was gonna name him Keith Smooth.

[Willie Robertson]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

He Smooth Keith.

[Martin]

You remember those Keystone Light commercials?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Martin]

Oh, Keith Stone.

[Jase Robertson]

Move.

[Martin]

You're so smooth.

[Jase Robertson]

Smooth like Keith Stone.

[Martin]

Growl at the end of it.

[Jase Robertson]

That is a great commercial series.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Martin]

Hell, Keith looked like he was from North Florida.

[Si Robertson]

It's a good country.

[Martin]

I'm telling you, there was a dude.

[Si Robertson]

I'm not gonna say it. I saw Joe Exotic today, though. I could have sworn it was him.

[Jase Robertson]

He didn't have that picture, did he?

[Si Robertson]

No, but I looked up. I said, good night. You look just like the Tiger King.

[Jase Robertson]

That boy still lost for love, man. What you got, Hunter?

[Martin]

Yes. My name is Ken Collier from Copper Hill, Tennessee. I have a question for Johnny D. Oh, boy.

[Willie Robertson]

Do you color your hair or do.

[Martin]

You color your beard?

[Jase Robertson]

It looks real dark for some reason.

[Willie Robertson]

Thank you.

[Martin]

Love you guys.

[Jase Robertson]

Bye.

[Si Robertson]

That's a very personal question, sir.

[Jase Robertson]

Why he sound like Bill Dance's neighbor?

[Si Robertson]

Who's the name? Ken or Ken. I've been to a barber twice in the last 10 years. I shower if I get sweaty. I. I do not have any desire or time to color anything bearded.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Now if you can. If you were here, you'd be able to see the streaks of gray there are.

[Si Robertson]

I am getting some grays in the beard. Not in the hair yet, but I. Pretty much as natural as it gets.

[Jase Robertson]

Now, there are a couple of people here that have colored their beard.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, timeout. Are you okay?

[Jase Robertson]

Now I got something in my eye.

[Si Robertson]

But Martin's eyeball is falling apart mid episode. Everybody.

[Martin]

A funny story.

[Jase Robertson]

Something in there.

[Martin]

But Bill made everybody color their beard one year.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. He got on Goblin.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. No.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Godwin had that thing.

[Si Robertson]

I remember God. When dying.

[Willie Robertson]

The paranoia.

[Jase Robertson]

He did it too.

[Si Robertson]

I remember. Got one having the black goatee for Garwin.

[Martin]

Didn't do the. Just for me. And he didn't do that. He went to a hair salon.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And they dyed it in camouflage streaks.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Season one of Benelli presents Duck Commander, if you can find that.

[Si Robertson]

He made everybody die there. Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

All. Yeah. All the ones were.

[Willie Robertson]

Look, if, if, If a man will get a can of black spray paint and you cut a. Oh, yeah. I'm off of the blind.

[Si Robertson]

And he.

[Willie Robertson]

You. Next thing you hear.

[Jase Robertson]

You know what's crazy? Until Cycle is smoking. He never had to color his.

[Willie Robertson]

Right. It was always stained.

[Jase Robertson]

Anyway, that's a true story. You go back and look at it. You can tell when Cycle was smoking.

[Martin]

That old yellow beard.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Had the yellow beard.

[Si Robertson]

Somebody asked me how you were doing the other day. So I said, he's doing really good. He carries his oxygen with him. Now, but he's doing good. Oh, why does he need oxygen? I said Winston's Debris.

[Willie Robertson]

Two packs a day. Yeah, it'll do it to you to breathe, you know.

[Bryce]

Hey, guys, my name is Bryce. I'm 20 years old, Melon's kid. I'll tell you where I'm from at the end, but I just want to say, love the podcast. I always listen to it at work. Gets me through the day. I started listening to it while I'm in bed. And so instead of counting sheep, I count the amount of times Uncle Si says hey. Puts me right to bed. But the question I've got is, if you had to fight a cartoon character, who would it be and why? Me, personally, I would go for a Foghorn Leghorn. He'd beat you, you know, if I beat that sucker. Frying him up right afterwards. Yeah, that's my question. And I'm a rooster from Cal.

[Si Robertson]

He's for. I think he's from California.

[Jase Robertson]

He's from Kalamazoo, Michigan.

[Hunter]

Sorry, I was too slow.

[Si Robertson]

Where is he from?

[Bryce]

Originally. Now I live in Utah, but. Ah, thank you guys for the entertainment over the years, and God bless.

[Si Robertson]

I have a question. How are these people listening to us at work? How do you do that?

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, I see these boys, delivery drivers and stuff all the time. Got. Got podcasts.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. My UPS guy and my FedEx guys. Yeah, okay, that makes sense.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. All the time, I think. Yeah. Warehouse workers stuff.

[Si Robertson]

That's better than. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Mowing grass. I mean, when I mow grass, I listen to a podcast.

[Si Robertson]

That's a good call.

[Jase Robertson]

So there's all kinds of things you do listening to podcasts. Anyway, a cartoon character that you would.

[Willie Robertson]

Fight, he went with what, the rooster?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. I say, also, I'm going, Wiley Coyote, Man.

[Si Robertson]

You are never going to beat that guy.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, that's why. Because if you do, you're a legend, you know, like, if you beat Wiley Coyote, you're a legend. That's what. That's. I'm going with him.

[Martin]

I'd have to fight a Skeletor when I was a kid. I hated that sucker.

[Willie Robertson]

Who was Skeletor?

[Martin]

Skeletor, you know, he man.

[Si Robertson]

He man. Skeletor, you know, that's got.

[Willie Robertson]

With the.

[Si Robertson]

With the purple cape.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. Pull him up so. So I can see him. So I don't really.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't know. Skeletor.

[Si Robertson]

Skeletor Scared.

[Willie Robertson]

I.

[Si Robertson]

You're braver than me.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, okay. All right. He hates.

[Martin]

He needs his tail whipped.

[Hunter]

That was the last thing I expected.

[Si Robertson]

You makes total I used to watch.

[Martin]

He man every day.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

What about you, Hunter?

[Si Robertson]

Hunter's gonna say something weird.

[Martin]

He's gonna say some kind of Japanese.

[Si Robertson]

No, no.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know.

[Martin]

I didn't. Anime character.

[Hunter]

I didn't think about it. I was preparing this for y' all.

[Jase Robertson]

What? Well, I mean.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm gonna go with Sesame Sam because me and old Sam's gonna have a gunfight.

[Si Robertson]

Yosemite.

[Jase Robertson]

Yosemite.

[Si Robertson]

I thought he was about to beat up Big Bird.

[Willie Robertson]

Now, it was not even a good. Yosemite is gonna have a. A gunfight, to be fair.

[Jase Robertson]

Big Bird. Whoops. That's a big bird, man.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a big bird.

[Si Robertson]

Boy is a big bird. I'm going with spongebob because that is the worst television program in the history of man. It's never been funny. It wasn't funny when I was a kid. It's not funny now. It's a super unpopular opinion. And now my kids watch it and I hear that stupid laugh, and I want to fight him, and I know I'd win.

[Willie Robertson]

We want to fight boys.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Sometimes the TV will still be on Nickelodeon because Paw Patrol was on or something while. While they eat or Paw Patrol.

[Si Robertson]

Way cooler.

[Willie Robertson]

What kind of food.

[Jase Robertson]

But then it'll swap to spongebob. And I never watched spongebob anyway, but now I'm like, now I know why it's here. It's not any good. Like, I don't. I don't get it.

[Si Robertson]

I don't. I never got it.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't get it.

[Si Robertson]

Always been against it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, SpongeBob people, let us. Can you let us know why there's spongebob people? Oh, I know if it wasn't, Nickelodeon would still run it, so. But yeah, Paw Patrol. I'm more. I like the boys cartoons, actually. Paw Patrol, Rebel and Crew, Bluey. Like, they're all good. They're. They're better than a lot of the stuff we had growing up.

[Martin]

Like, oh, Scooby Doo is pretty good.

[Jase Robertson]

Scooby Doo was good. Yeah, Scooby Doo is good, but I ain't taking on Velma or nothing.

[Si Robertson]

Well, yeah, see, like, I like the Ninja Turtles.

[Willie Robertson]

I got a guy that plays poker with me. He's always doing Scooby Doo laugh.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, boy. Ruh row raggy.

[Willie Robertson]

It's hilarious every time he gets a good hand.

[Jase Robertson]

Hunter, did you give us an answer? Who you fighting?

[Hunter]

I don't know. I can't. I can't think of.

[Si Robertson]

You watch more cartoons than any of us.

[Hunter]

That is. That is Probably.

[Jase Robertson]

He can't think of anyone that we would know. The character, too.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's it. That's it.

[Hunter]

Almost said Bluey's dad, but he's too nice.

[Jase Robertson]

He is nice.

[Si Robertson]

Bluey's dad would whoop you.

[Jase Robertson]

N. He's too busy playing with them kids, man.

[Si Robertson]

N. Bluey's dad's savage underneath. You can't be that good of a dad. Not working out in the garage. Lou's dad ready for anything. He would protect them kids.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Don't take on Bluey's dad, man. He's good. He won. The last good influences out there, man.

[Willie Robertson]

He.

[Si Robertson]

He wouldn't win.

[Jase Robertson]

All right, John D. You want to send us out? Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Romans 12:16 Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud. Be willing to associate with people of low position. Do not be conceited.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh.

[Si Robertson]

Love you, Shreveport.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, wow. Oh.

[Martin]

Ah.

[Jase Robertson]

Zing up.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I really do love Shreveport. I go there from time to time.

[Jase Robertson]

You don't love Shreveport. You love.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Superior. You don't love Shreveport.

[Si Robertson]

It's a great little Mexican place.

[Martin]

Superior in Southern me.

[Si Robertson]

Thank you.

[Willie Robertson]

Southern made.

[Si Robertson]

We'll be here next time in West Monroe. Sam.