Justin Martin Says One ‘Duck Dynasty’ Episode Stands Above the Rest

Summary

Duck Call Room — Episode Summary

Podcast: Duck Call Room
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Episode: Justin Martin Says One ‘Duck Dynasty’ Episode Stands Above the Rest
Date: March 17, 2026

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Overview

This episode captures the signature blend of storytelling, humor, and poignant reflection that fans have come to expect from the Duck Call Room crew. Si, Martin, and the gang gather in the Duck Commander shop to swap stories both new and old, reminisce about wild life experiences, unpack generational changes—especially around dating and socializing—and, as always, keep each other (and listeners) laughing. Themes include physical mishaps, misadventures abroad, navigating “modern youth” culture, and some playful ribbing about pop culture and old Duck Dynasty antics.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Recent Mishaps and Slowing Down with Age

[01:03–04:24]

• Liz’s Broken Wrist:
  • Jase recounts how his wife, Liz, slipped on plastic while taking out the trash and broke her wrist, leading to a discussion on the perils of aging (“It’s easy to slip on stuff when you get older.” — Jase, 01:58).
  • Si and others send up prayers for Liz and reminisce on their own falls and injuries (“Slow down, dummy.” — Jase, 02:24).
• Personal Injury Stories:
  • Jase tells of falling in Arkansas after hunting, landing on an oxygen tank, and suffering rib injuries.
  • The crew jokes about “slowing down and smelling the roses” and how hunting and daily life get more hazardous with time.

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2. Waffle House Antics & Southern Traditions

[03:40–11:15]

• Si & Hunter’s Waffle House Dinner:
  • Si describes jogging to meet Hunter at Waffle House after being tagged in a social media post and shares the odd encounter with a stranger who “challenges” him by blowing a straw wrapper in his direction ([04:49–05:26]).

    “He just looked at me and went [blows straw]. Is that the way you challenge somebody to a duel at Waffle House? Like, is that equivalent to a white glove across the face?” — Si & Willie, 05:26

  • Hunter shares about meeting his girlfriend at the same Waffle House as a teen (“I was 17 when I graduated high school.” — Hunter, 06:55) and how they began dating over All Star breakfasts.
• Food Orders & Healthy Eating:
  • See ribs each other about Waffle House choices. Si touts his protein bowl (“52 grams right there.” — Si, 08:48) and the philosophical conundrum of “eating both eggs and chicken in one bowl.”
• Family Traditions:
  • Si shares a heartfelt routine: weekly breakfasts with his dad from kindergarten through high school, a tradition he continues with his kids ([10:34–11:06]).

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3. Getting Hit By A Mini Dump Truck in Rome

[13:35–22:31]

• The Rome Story:
  • Si tells, for the first time on air, the full account of being hit by a miniature dump truck in Rome at age 19, the very day his future wife Allison broke up with him ([13:35–21:12]).

    “I got hit by a car straight in the hip one time and it knocked my shoes off.” — Si, 13:43
    “I wake up somewhere in the air, and I’m 10 yards away from this thing.” — Si, 17:25

  • The story escalates: disorientation, a missing shoe, confused Italians, and a dent in the truck.
  • Si reflects with gratitude and humor:

    “Two years and 13 days later, Allison felt bad enough to marry me. Thank you, mini dump truck driver, for changing my life.” — Si, 21:12

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4. Adventures Abroad: Puking in the Louvre & Other Travel Mishaps

[24:13–26:43]

• French Food and McDonald’s:
  • Si admits that the best meal he had in France was a McDonald’s burger by the train station before vomiting in the Louvre.

    “I puked everywhere. ... They roped it off and cleaned it up. So I had my own exhibit in the Louvre at one point.” — Si, 25:13

  • Detailed recollection of missing the Mona Lisa due to illness, the wrong use of “banyo,” and why Americans get a bad rap in France.

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5. Wrestling, Samurai Swords, and Pop Culture

[31:01–41:02]

• Pro Wrestling Implausibility:
  • Si shares a viral clip of an Italian wrestler getting “knocked out” with pizza dough, leading to a playful assessment of pro wrestling’s authenticity ([31:09–32:33]).

    “If wrestling is fake, explain it. The boy gets hit with a pizza!” — Si, 31:10

• Samurai Swords and Watermelon Slicing:
  • Recalling a “Duck Dynasty” episode featuring real samurai swords to cut fruit in the warehouse.

    “I never knew I wanted to play with a samurai sword till Duck Dynasty” — Willie, 36:05

• Kids Movies & Shocked Parents:
  • Si and Jase remember accidentally watching “Ted” (the adult teddy bear movie) in theaters, expecting a PG-13 film and instantly regretting it.

    “After about the first 30 minutes, I looked at her and said, I think we should just get up and leave, because this is getting even worse than I even imagined.” — Si, 38:57

  • Other family movie mishaps and reflections on lost innocence in films.

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6. Generational Changes: Dating, Socializing, and “The Mall”

[43:08–56:23]

• The Death of the Mall & Changing Social Hubs:

  • Lamenting the decline of malls and the loss of in-person hangouts for teens:

    “Malls used to be so cool, and now the internet ruined malls.” — Si, 43:08
    “We called that the mall.” — Si, on how dating used to work, 47:25

• Modern Youth and Social Media:

  • Discussion on how Gen Z and younger spend time (Snapchat, Discord, gaming) versus previous generations’ in-person “rolling houses” and Dairy Queen meetups.
  • Concerns about phone and social media addiction, the effects on grades, social skills, and fulfillment.

    “Psychologists are saying, hey, their grades are way, way down ... and it’s because of that right there.” — Jase, 53:42

• Parenting & Purpose:

  • Reflections on setting electronics boundaries, reclaiming human connection, and advice for fostering real-life relationships.

    “They need to have human companionship at the mall. Lock it up. I say be alive. Just go be alive and experience.” — Si & John David, 54:13

• Where Did They Hang Out?

  • Personal flashbacks: McAllister’s (stuffed spuds), rolling houses, cruising cars, football teammates, and woods adventures with four-wheelers.

    “We just always ended up at somebody’s camp. ... We were tearing up something with wheels.” — Willie, 55:56

• Closing Scripture & Reflection:

  • Si wraps with a reading from Deuteronomy, focusing on the importance of sharing stories and values across generations ([56:23]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Waffle House Story:
  “You ever wonder if they have, like, a weird family reunion in that bowl?” — Willie, musing about eating chicken and eggs together, [08:33]
• Mini Dump Truck Incident:
  “He absolutely smoked me. That was a good time, though. I highly recommend it.” — Si, [21:20]
• On Modern Youth:
  “We’re the first generation smarter than the generation behind us. Have you seen that?” — Si, [44:28]
• Dating Apps:
  “We called that the mall. ... The biggest thing on that [apps] is how big of lies they tell each other.” — Si & Jase, [47:25]
• Movie Mishap:
  “I looked at her and I said, I think we should all just get up and leave because this is getting even worse than I even imagined.” — Si, describing “Ted,” [38:57]
• On Parenting & Purpose:
  “Just go be alive and experience.” — John David, [54:23]

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Segment Timestamps (Approximate)

• [01:03] – Liz’s broken wrist & aging mishaps
• [04:24] – Waffle House dinner stories, odd encounters
• [06:33] – Hunter’s Waffle House romance origin
• [10:34] – Breakfast traditions with Si’s dad
• [13:35] – The Rome dump truck story
• [17:09] – Si’s memory of flying through the air
• [21:12] – “Thank you, mini dump truck driver”
• [24:13] – Si pukes in the Louvre
• [31:01] – Wrestling, pizza dough, and kidhood pop culture
• [36:05] – Duck Dynasty samurai sword antics
• [38:57] – The “Ted” theater shock
• [43:08] – Ruined malls and lost teenage hangouts
• [45:27] – How kids socialize now (Snapchat, Discord, etc)
• [53:42] – Social media’s effect on youth development
• [55:21] – Where the crew hung out as teens
• [56:23] – Deuteronomy closing message

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Tone and Takeaway

With their trademark blend of nostalgia, wit, and camaraderie, the Duck Call Room crew reflects on everything from near-misses and family traditions to how generational shifts are reshaping community and connection. The episode is both a laugh riot and a time capsule, with enough relatable anecdotes and life lessons to resonate with listeners old and new.

Transcript

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[Willie Robertson]

What have you done in the last 20 hours?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, Liz fell and broke her wrist.

[Willie Robertson]

He slipped down. Fell, broke her wrist.

[John David Robertson]

Yep, broke her wrist this morning.

[Si Robertson]

Are we going?

[Jase Robertson]

I was. I was asleep in bed and all of her was yelling.

[Si Robertson]

Ah.

[Jase Robertson]

Scared the crap out of it when

[Si Robertson]

she broke her wrist.

[John David Robertson]

That was your alarm?

[Jase Robertson]

I thought it was Christine.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. But she all right?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, far as I know. She was in surgery the last thing I heard.

[Willie Robertson]

I got you.

[Jase Robertson]

Get it.

[Si Robertson]

Well, prayer is up for Liz.

[Jase Robertson]

Get it prepared.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. Wow. What she slip on? Do you know?

[Si Robertson]

Banana peel she was taking. I'm sorry?

[Jase Robertson]

Getting the trash out of the trash can and slipped on plastic somehow on the bag.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

Why are banana pills really not that slippery?

[Willie Robertson]

I never stepped on one. I've always just been, I guess, convinced they were. I don't.

[Jase Robertson]

It's. It's easy to slip on stuff when you get older.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, now that's a true statement.

[John David Robertson]

How old is Liz? How old is Liz?

[Jase Robertson]

You got to be extra careful.

[Willie Robertson]

No clue.

[John David Robertson]

No clue.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I didn't know. Extra.

[Si Robertson]

Have you been extra careful?

[Jase Robertson]

I've been since I failed up there in that in Arkansas. That day.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that was a couple years ago now. Yeah. Well, yeah, you learned it.

[Jase Robertson]

That was painful.

[Willie Robertson]

You learned that I get in quite such a big hurry, didn't you?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Slow down, dummy.

[Si Robertson]

Slow down.

[Jase Robertson]

Like they say, slow down and smell the roses.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. Stop and smell them.

[John David Robertson]

I'm guessing you Were hunting.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, the hunt was over.

[Jase Robertson]

Did he go Hunt was over. We come into the dock.

[Willie Robertson]

No, he busted his car.

[Jase Robertson]

I was stepping out, somebody in the back moved and it was on the bank. Well, when he moved in the back, I stepped out and it wasn't. The bank wasn't there.

[Willie Robertson]

He gone.

[Jase Robertson]

It gone about two foot back and I just air.

[John David Robertson]

Did you go face first or what?

[Jase Robertson]

I fell right yesterday and what bad was is I fell on that stupid oxymoron machine on my ribs and it was very painful.

[John David Robertson]

I can believe it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. Not ideal for sure.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh yeah. Slow down.

[Willie Robertson]

So y' all had an interesting dinner date last night, huh?

[Si Robertson]

I went on a dinner date with young Hunter last night.

[Willie Robertson]

How was that?

[Si Robertson]

Well, I was. I was jogging because it's the thing I do now. It's weird, I don't like it, but I do it anyway. And I looked down at my phone about midway through and Hunter has done tagged me on Instagram.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And he said. What did you say? You said? Oh, he was making fun of me because I take a picture every time I go to Waffle House.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And I was like, well, watch this. Which of the three are you at that are between here and my house? And I stopped and had dinner with Hunter. It was a. It was a romantic evening.

[Willie Robertson]

Did you jog?

[Jase Robertson]

What did y' all order at the Waffle House?

[Si Robertson]

I ran. Hunter was done eating by the time I got there and I was all sweaty, so I drank like a gallon

[Willie Robertson]

of water and drinking a gallon of Waffle House waters. Commitment.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Because those glasses, there's. They put too much ice. Yeah, we don't need that much ice, people.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Like Waffle House is so anti European. They just fill the glass with ice.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

But yeah, we had a good time until the, the, you know, there's always a weird guy in Waffle House.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

By himself. Well, it was Hunter until I showed up.

[Willie Robertson]

I was about to say, did you? I thought you fixed that problem.

[Hunter Robertson]

It was someone else before you showed up.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, really?

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[John David Robertson]

He just moved down the totem pole.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. And so then me and Hun are sitting there eating, talking about life, liberty, pursuit of happiness and all that. And there's, you know, the bar at Waffle House. There's a guy just sitting there.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

He's ordered.

[Willie Robertson]

And this is at like 6pm yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Not a lot of crowd at the dinner time. Waffle House, they only have two workers.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Very friendly people. But yeah, this guy turns around and looks at me. He's got A straw in his mouth with the paper still on it, and then just blows it. You know how you like a kid?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[John David Robertson]

You at me,

[Si Robertson]

and I look at Hunter, and Hunter looks at me, and then the guy just swivels back around, and the straw wrapper is just in the middle of the floor. And I'm looking, and I go, hunter, that just happened. Nobody's going to believe this, but we're

[Jase Robertson]

both here, so don't go to the Malt Waffle House.

[Si Robertson]

Not the one on this side.

[Jase Robertson]

Knock you out with one of the off.

[Si Robertson]

He just looked at me and went,

[Willie Robertson]

is that the way you challenge somebody to a duel at Waffle House? Like, is that equivalent to a white glove across the face?

[Jase Robertson]

It was nice. Yeah. I wonder what he had done. If you just walk over gram and just back.

[Si Robertson]

Problem is chair. I. I think he could have taken me and Hunter both. He was a big guy.

[John David Robertson]

Oh, really?

[Si Robertson]

But then me and Hunter just sat there. You know how. You know how when Hunter laughs and he can't breathe, but he's trained to be quiet over there? He got that laughter because he was afraid to just laugh at the guy. So then we just sat there laughing.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man.

[John David Robertson]

And no words. No words were spoken.

[Si Robertson]

None. We just. I said, we got to tell the story.

[John David Robertson]

Left. Who left first, him or y'?

[Willie Robertson]

All?

[Si Robertson]

Us. Yeah. I didn't. I had to make sure I get home to my kids. It was. I didn't know what that meant.

[John David Robertson]

You, like, walk past them?

[Si Robertson]

No, we were right beside each other, so I was. Once he turned around once. He was deep in them eggs. I said, I got to go.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, wait till he gets the plate of food. And then you're like, I put this one on sea bass. And you just keep going.

[Si Robertson]

And then Hunter said, well, man, thanks for coming to eat with me. Tried to pay for male. Hunter is a gentleman and a scholar.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter also learned that's where he met his girlfriend at Waffle House. At. He even showed me what booth. We weren't in that booth. That's a special booth.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, wow.

[John David Robertson]

Reserved for dating.

[Willie Robertson]

Wow.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter's got some history at that Waffle House.

[Willie Robertson]

But that's. I mean, are you talking about, like, when you met her years ago? Yeah. And you still remember? Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

He's only 25. It wasn't that long ago while it

[Willie Robertson]

was in high school.

[Hunter Robertson]

I was 17.

[Willie Robertson]

Like, I don't know what happened.

[Hunter Robertson]

I just graduated high school, actually.

[Si Robertson]

You were 17 when you graduated high school?

[John David Robertson]

Yeah. Young.

[Si Robertson]

And what a young pro.

[Willie Robertson]

How'd you meet her at Waffle House? Was she working there?

[John David Robertson]

The break. Give us the break. Give us the breakdown.

[Hunter Robertson]

Quick, quick breakdown. Quick breakdown from a friend of ours. Set us up to go to prom together and she actually backed out. And then after I graduated high school, I reached out to her or something and I think I said something stupid about like.

[Si Robertson]

We all did. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't know, may the 4th be with you or something.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, something like that.

[Hunter Robertson]

Yeah, it could have been something like that. But she just never stopped talking to me and just kept texting back. I would say, well, it was nice officially talking to you. And then she would keep the conversation going.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, Hunter's got game. And then you were like, hey, girl, how you feel about an All Star breakfast?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Is that what she clipped you for? All Star? You remember what y' all ordered?

[Hunter Robertson]

I think she orders an All Star every time.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

All American woman. You gotta keep her, man.

[Willie Robertson]

Can't hide money.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Golly.

[Si Robertson]

What did you eat, by the way? You had already eaten by the cheesesteak bowl.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, Cheesesteak bowl.

[Si Robertson]

I get the healthy option. But what do you laughing at as

[Willie Robertson]

a guy who ate there every day for a year?

[Si Robertson]

No, they turned the corner.

[Willie Robertson]

Turn the. How do you. What. What is healthy?

[Si Robertson]

The Fiesta chicken protein bowl. Which is the fine eggs and chicken.

[Willie Robertson]

No taters.

[Si Robertson]

No, it's. That makes me a little.

[Jase Robertson]

No hash browns.

[Willie Robertson]

So you got both. You got both ages of chicken mature and immature?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I got pre born and dead future birds and the breast of another bird.

[Willie Robertson]

It's pretty good. You ever wonder if they have like a weird family reunion in that bowl? Like. Like, could the mama be the one that, like, are you eating both? Are you just genocide, right?

[Si Robertson]

Waffle House is in on the protein dinner game.

[Willie Robertson]

So you.

[Si Robertson]

52 grams right there.

[Willie Robertson]

52 gram. And what else is just chicken and eggs? Like, and.

[Si Robertson]

And some wonderful vegetables.

[Willie Robertson]

Jalapenos. Oh, yeah, stuff like that. Oh, okay.

[Si Robertson]

That came from a can.

[John David Robertson]

How much does that.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yes.

[Si Robertson]

1325.

[Willie Robertson]

Without tip.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. No, it's not terrible.

[Si Robertson]

Wawa is a great place. And now they're a healthy choice to eat.

[Willie Robertson]

I just don't know that I could walk in there without getting hash browns.

[Si Robertson]

It has been a difficult and trying

[Jase Robertson]

to believe you didn't get hash browns.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I can go there and not get a waffle, but it would be tough for me to not get.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I just ran three miles, so I was nasty and sweaty. So I was like, man, whatever I eat's about to just come out.

[Jase Robertson]

Always get the same thing. BLT with hash browns.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that checks out.

[Si Robertson]

It's such a great American.

[Jase Robertson]

They make a main BLT and the hash browns are always excellent.

[Si Robertson]

And anytime you eat there. Yes, you should put it on Instagram. Hunter. He was trying to make fun of me. I said, we about to. We about to do this together.

[Willie Robertson]

I replied. I replied to a story. Shots fired. That's like, oh, yeah. And then he said, yeah, but in a friendly way. There's really, like a. Just an invitation to dinner is all it really was.

[Si Robertson]

And I'm not a person that would ever show up. But last night, I had nothing to do for about an hour.

[Hunter Robertson]

I didn't expect you to, honestly.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey.

[Willie Robertson]

And then here he comes.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

What'd you do once he got there? Since you were eating. You're done eating.

[Si Robertson]

The boy drinks coffee at seven.

[Willie Robertson]

Six.

[Si Robertson]

Seven o' clock at night.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Jase Robertson]

What was the conversation about?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, man, we covered everything.

[Willie Robertson]

Did y' all solve everything?

[Si Robertson]

This podcast is going places now, boys. Me and Hunter are on the same page creatively, and I. I can't wait for y' all to see what's in store. So what do you think about zebras? I'm just kidding.

[Jase Robertson]

What about zebras?

[Si Robertson]

That's just what we normally do.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Now, we talked about every talk about his girlfriend. That, and we were in the booth where me and my dad ate every Tuesday for 13 years, so.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, you ate every day?

[Si Robertson]

Every Tuesday, my dad took. We didn't go Waffle House. We had, like, a break where we went to Cracker Barrel, because, I don't know, it was a weird time. Apparently, I'd switched over to pancakes for a minute.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

But no. My dad took me to breakfast every Tuesday from kindergarten till I graduated high

[Jase Robertson]

school, so it was really nice of him.

[Willie Robertson]

That's cool.

[John David Robertson]

That is cool.

[Si Robertson]

And now I do it with my kids. The boys are Tuesdays at Waffle House. This morning, I had Chick Fil A.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

Egg white grill. Also, in the protein game. You can do it anywhere now.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, they make you feel better about it.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, they make you feel better. I wouldn't agree on, like, you want to race the.

[Willie Robertson]

Why would I want a foot race? Also, no, I'm wet.

[Si Robertson]

Why are you wet?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, how are you on a race? A truck or a car or a motorcycle?

[Si Robertson]

Foot.

[Jase Robertson]

Just a foot race.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Ready, set, go.

[Willie Robertson]

I blow something out, I ain't running.

[Si Robertson]

I'm in to run it.

[Jase Robertson]

What are you racing with your own foot?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, it's my New thing. I'm a yogurt.

[John David Robertson]

10 toes. He's racing with 10 toes.

[Si Robertson]

I just get off work and start running places.

[Jase Robertson]

Can you burn a toenail off?

[Si Robertson]

Well, my ankles always hurt though. Too heavy to do this.

[John David Robertson]

Do you wear ankle braces?

[Jase Robertson]

Great to tires.

[Si Robertson]

I got a bunch of them. Yeah, I have a bunch of ankle braces.

[Willie Robertson]

I got a few myself. They tend to roll pretty easily from old injuries so I can roll one on a piece of newspaper.

[Si Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

I don't think I have blood in me because I've never bruised. That time I got hit by a car. No bruising.

[John David Robertson]

Hit by a car.

[Willie Robertson]

Let him cut you and find out.

[John David Robertson]

Interesting.

[Si Robertson]

I don't want to get cut. That's bleeding. No, I got hit by a car straight in the hip one time and it knocked my shoes off.

[Jase Robertson]

Wait, wait a minute. You got hit by a car that knocked you out of your shoes?

[Willie Robertson]

Are we 500 into this?

[Si Robertson]

I told this story.

[Willie Robertson]

Have you?

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, I figured y' all already probably talked about that.

[Willie Robertson]

If that happened.

[Si Robertson]

I wasn't.

[Jase Robertson]

You ain't told this story.

[Si Robertson]

I wasn't.

[Willie Robertson]

All of us are looking at each

[Jase Robertson]

other like I wasn't here.

[Si Robertson]

I've never told a story about the day Allison broke up with me and I got hit by a car. Mini dump truck in Rome.

[John David Robertson]

In Rome?

[Si Robertson]

That's a whole. That is a 100 true story.

[John David Robertson]

In Rome?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Italy. The city.

[Willie Robertson]

Wow.

[Jase Robertson]

You didn't ever tell that story. I mean, I wasn't here.

[Si Robertson]

It starts with Allison breaking up with me.

[John David Robertson]

Sounds exotic.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Went to Rome just to get hit by a dump truck.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, time out.

[Si Robertson]

We did other things. I'm going to find the picture. I got it.

[Willie Robertson]

I understand.

[Jase Robertson]

He's got a picture of it, too.

[Willie Robertson]

How old were you?

[Si Robertson]

19.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Young and dumb.

[Willie Robertson]

I was just trying to.

[Si Robertson]

Young and dumb. I. I was gonna cross.

[Jase Robertson]

You gotta. If you let a dump truck run over, you are. You're young and dumb.

[Si Robertson]

It was a miniature dump. It was a European.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, hey, it was a dump truck.

[John David Robertson]

We need some imagery here.

[Si Robertson]

I'm. Guy. It's way back in the Facebook files. I'm. I'm gonna find it.

[Willie Robertson]

Did they stop?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. The whole town stopped.

[John David Robertson]

Did she take you back?

[Si Robertson]

The mayor might have been there. I don't know. Nobody spoke English. Me and my two friends.

[Jase Robertson]

I went to Ro. Looking at the Coliseum, and I got

[Si Robertson]

run over by a dump truck. No, we were at the mall.

[John David Robertson]

Did you do it on purpose for her to take you back?

[Si Robertson]

I mean, I guess I was sad.

[Jase Robertson]

Wait a minute. You got hit in a. In a mall by a dump truck.

[Si Robertson]

Outside the mall. Outside the mall. So we're walking out of the mall. I'm gonna find the picture, and then

[Jase Robertson]

you want to tell me that you wasn't young and dumb?

[John David Robertson]

Anyway, you gotta start from the beginning. How did and why did you get there and roll.

[Jase Robertson]

I was.

[Si Robertson]

I went to school.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, he went. He went there to get hit by

[John David Robertson]

study abroad or whatever.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I studied in Italy for a semester. Really important for everybody to do that. It really helps your college career. I took a vacation for three months and made really bad grades.

[John David Robertson]

Is it the same place Willie and Corey went?

[Si Robertson]

Yes.

[John David Robertson]

I've been there. I've been there, okay?

[Si Robertson]

I went to school there.

[John David Robertson]

You stayed at those people's houses.

[Jase Robertson]

I arrest my case. You stayed at those people's houses.

[Si Robertson]

The guy that was with me, I was in his wedding. Kyle. Anyways, so I wake up that morning. Allison's had enough of the long distance thing. She's like, I'm out. She was still in high school at the time. It just. Timing was off, and so I was like, well, that sucks. And so now I'm single, but, hey, I'm in Rome.

[Willie Robertson]

So she chose Shreveport.

[Jase Robertson]

Over single and in Rome.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

So, look, ain't that called the city of love?

[John David Robertson]

That's what I was thinking.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, well, wrong. If you get hit by a dump truck in the middle of the street, none of the girls are impressed.

[Jase Robertson]

I was just showing you love.

[Si Robertson]

I can't believe I never told the story.

[Jase Robertson]

Dump truck driver will just show you love. Welcome, American.

[John David Robertson]

He said, welcome.

[Jase Robertson]

Bam. So I'm walking, knocked him out of his shoes. We're walking. That's what gets me.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, this. So we're doing the touristy thing. We were walking down the street, and we're about to cross the street, and I take a step with my left foot into the crosswalk, and I hear JD And a kid named Allen's yelling at me. And I turned back this way. I said, what? And at that moment, I'm gone.

[Willie Robertson]

Is that the picture just depleted by dump truck?

[Si Robertson]

Yes, look, that's him.

[Jase Robertson]

There's the picture of the. Hey, the dummy getting hit by a dump truck.

[Si Robertson]

No, that's the guy that was driving the dump truck.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

If you notice, that is a dent right there from my hip.

[Willie Robertson]

Yes.

[Si Robertson]

And so I, I. I wake up somewhere in the air, and I'm 10 yards away from this thing was going, now we're gonna have to do kilometers. Probably 35 kilometers per hour.

[Jase Robertson]

He gets hit, and he wakes up in the air.

[John David Robertson]

Like, that's a pretty high spot for a hip.

[Si Robertson]

Do you think he was a mini dump truck?

[Jase Robertson]

Did you think he was having a nightmare?

[Si Robertson]

I thought, yeah, still in it.

[Jase Robertson]

So then

[Si Robertson]

I'm on the ground, and I look up, and there's just a bunch of Italians looking at me.

[John David Robertson]

Italians.

[Jase Robertson]

A bunch of Italians. And I said, italians.

[Si Robertson]

I didn't know what to do, so I stood up, put my hands in the air and yelled, I'm okay. And I. But at the same time, I was like, this hurts really, really bad.

[John David Robertson]

Magic trick.

[Si Robertson]

And then my buddy Derek walks over and hands me my shoe. And I was like, where? And I looked down, and one of my shoes is gone. And he. He goes, dude, that thing went a long ways. And so then everybody's looking at me. Many dump truck drivers, like, yelling at me in Italian.

[Willie Robertson]

And then you can tell things. A mini. Because that guy's not.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, look. That's how he's not A giant that makes. Yeah, right there where the den is, where his hip is.

[John David Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

And so he checks his truck out and walks off.

[Willie Robertson]

How did that guy fit in there?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Hey. Oh, Europe got some weird cars, man. Then he goes down the roundabouts and he's gone out of my life.

[Willie Robertson]

So it was a hit and run.

[Si Robertson]

So that's. Well, what was I supposed to say?

[Willie Robertson]

You got to call the police, man.

[Si Robertson]

The police I did not want no part of. I was like, I think my hip's good.

[Jase Robertson]

He can't see. He can't say he didn't see you because you've got red, white.

[Si Robertson]

No, that's the guy driving. Zai.

[John David Robertson]

That's him.

[Jase Robertson]

That's the guy driving.

[Si Robertson]

That's who hit me. So he was inspecting his car in this photograph. I can't believe I've never told this story. Look, 17 years ago, this was posted

[Willie Robertson]

somewhere there's an Italian telling the same story.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Stupid American.

[Jase Robertson]

Stupid American stepped out in front of my dump truck.

[Si Robertson]

17 years ago. I commented on this picture. Stupid mini dump truck driver.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

That's why he reported it.

[Si Robertson]

I'd like.

[Jase Robertson]

Stupid Americans stepped in front of my dump truck.

[Si Robertson]

Now that I have Google Translate, I'd love to talk to him.

[John David Robertson]

Are you still bitter?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, look, you can see it right here. I put the running light got taken out by me.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that's.

[John David Robertson]

He's probably thought, what, a rhinoceros, you know?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. I was bigger than most people over there. Look. I mean, look at that dentist.

[Willie Robertson]

You weren't bigger than that driver, though.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, he did.

[Willie Robertson]

In there when I closed.

[Jase Robertson]

Do you have all. You have all black on?

[Si Robertson]

No. I mean, at the time. Let's just call it like we see it. I was probably wearing Sperry, some cargo shorts and a T shirt that said Top Gun on it or something.

[John David Robertson]

No, Abercrombie.

[Si Robertson]

There might be other pictures from that night.

[Willie Robertson]

Hollister, that's so good.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[John David Robertson]

Did you have your shave head?

[Willie Robertson]

No, I was beard and it was legit. On the night of the day.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Allison dumped me that morning. That night, hit by a dump truck. For the next week, I'm limping around Rome and I never got a bruise. And I was pumped because I was like, boy, is she gonna feel bad when she sees this bruise?

[Willie Robertson]

Nope.

[Si Robertson]

Nope.

[John David Robertson]

Did you not tell her till you got home or what?

[Si Robertson]

I probably.

[Jase Robertson]

No.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, at that point, he had to call for.

[Si Robertson]

No, I know at that point, she does. Baby, you ain't gonna believe I just got swagged.

[Jase Robertson]

By what year was this?

[Willie Robertson]

2008.

[Si Robertson]

It looked like December 5th, 2008.

[Willie Robertson]

Wow.

[John David Robertson]

Almost 10 years. Wait almost 20 years.

[Si Robertson]

Wow. Hey, two years.

[Jase Robertson]

A big bruise to come up.

[Si Robertson]

Two years and 13 days later, Alison felt bad enough to marry me. There we go.

[John David Robertson]

So all everything happens for a reason.

[Si Robertson]

Thank you, mini dump truck driver, for

[John David Robertson]

changing my life, changing my hip alignment so I could get married.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, he absolutely smoked me. That was a good time, though. I highly recommend it.

[John David Robertson]

Do you have any, like, pain from then? Just you're recovered and you're good?

[Si Robertson]

I was good in about four days, I think. Four days, maybe a week. We need to call one of the people that was there and ask them to side. They would tell you the exact same thing.

[Willie Robertson]

Man, I'd love to know the dump truck driver's perspective.

[John David Robertson]

Me too.

[Willie Robertson]

That's.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think we're gonna find him stupid American.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, like, whatever.

[Si Robertson]

Although we could.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no. That's the way the story goes. The Italian said, hey, you're not gonna believe what happened this morning. Yeah, he said I was driving, yo. And he said this stupid, ignorant American stepped out in front of.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm out eating over him.

[Si Robertson]

I didn't have anything in my hands. I didn't have one. One of. One of my feet didn't have nothing on it. That shoe went a legitimate.

[Willie Robertson]

So no. No road rash or nothing? Like, nothing, nothing.

[Si Robertson]

Everybody was excited about the Bruise for like 10 years. They told the story at that school too. They're like, crosswalks are different here in Italy. They do not slow down just because you're in it. They will hit you. John, David, Owen, look him up.

[Willie Robertson]

Can't confirm.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, this is experience talking.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that like, I was part of the safety briefing for the next decade for students.

[Jase Robertson]

I look both ways. Nothing was coming. Then I stepped out there and got hit by a dump truck.

[Si Robertson]

I got it hurt.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

I will say, when I went to France for, like a week, best food I had in France, hands down, was that McDonald's right outside the train station. Then I puked in the Louvre.

[John David Robertson]

Ugh.

[Willie Robertson]

Why'd you puke in the Louvre?

[Jase Robertson]

Now my question is. Hey, now my question is, was. Was it Italian, McDonald's or American?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, it was American. That double quarter pounder with cheese was like, thank God. Slice of home, B.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, give me one of them Italian.

[Si Robertson]

I got hunter without MacDonald. Have I ever know, I haven't told the story about puking in the Louvre, has he? I was sick as a dog, so. But they were like, all right, well, today's the day we're going to the Louvre. And I was like, well, I gotta see the Mona Lisa. And I was walking around there. I was like, this ain't good, boys. And then.

[Jase Robertson]

What's the song Mona Lisa lost? What?

[Willie Robertson]

Huh?

[Jase Robertson]

A song. Mona Lisa lost something.

[Si Robertson]

She'd been stuck on that wall for a long time. But no, I. I realized I had to puke. So I was yelling banyo at people, which is Spanish fair.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

So that didn't help. And then I puked everywhere. And I just walked up to some old boy, looked like he worked there, was like, hey, man, might want to clean that up. And they roped it off and cleaned it up. So I had my own exhibit in the Louvre at one point.

[John David Robertson]

Really?

[Si Robertson]

And then look at this. And then I still hadn't seen the Mona Lisa, which was a buzz kill. And I was like, I got to go back to the. To the room. But I went and walked past that Mona Lisa, had my little disposable camera, held it up, took a picture, kept walking. There's like 8,000 people in front of us like, this Was dumb. I'm going back to bed.

[Willie Robertson]

Go puke on somebody. Was this the same trip or a different trip?

[Si Robertson]

That was a few weeks before.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

I'd already puked in the Louvre by the time I got hit by the mini dump truck.

[Willie Robertson]

I was just wondering if it could be concussion related. No, no, no, nothing like that.

[Si Robertson]

I puked in the train station.

[John David Robertson]

This dude solidified himself.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. And the people in France. That's why they hate Americans. It was my fault, everybody.

[Jase Robertson]

What did you eat that made you throw up?

[Si Robertson]

Might have been what I drank, but we're really not sure. It was. It was a long time ago.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Lemon cello and laws were different.

[John David Robertson]

Oh, lemon cello.

[Si Robertson]

That was nasty. What a. What a 19 year old got some crazy ball.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that kind of sick. You weren't like you were.

[Si Robertson]

No. That was the worst sickness I ever felt. You get over there with them dirty French people and you feel like that might as well be the flu, polio or something because you were down for the count.

[Willie Robertson]

Limoncello.

[Si Robertson]

Enough about me. Let's talk about you.

[Jase Robertson]

Talk about me? There ain't nothing going on.

[Si Robertson]

I do have some wild stories from that trip.

[Jase Robertson]

Broken wrist option.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

This morning.

[Si Robertson]

I just can't believe.

[Hunter Robertson]

I've never.

[Jase Robertson]

Don't want to hear screaming in pain. No, you're in a dead sleep.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, I'd agree.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't really want to hear it, even if I'm awake, to be fair.

[John David Robertson]

But startling you.

[Willie Robertson]

But startling. Yeah. Not knowing who it is.

[Si Robertson]

You never want to hear your name yelled either. When you walk out into a crosswalk. Bad sign of things to come.

[Jase Robertson]

One of that didn't fall down since I jumped out and jumped in my pants right quick.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Did you?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I'd like to see New move.

[Jase Robertson]

That's fast. I moved a long time trying to

[Willie Robertson]

figure out what was going on.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Going. See, I thought. I thought it was Christine.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I heard. I heard the fall.

[Willie Robertson]

You heard the thud?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, the thud. And then. Ah. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Pretty good thud.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. And then it was, you know, when she was screaming in pain. I didn't feel. I ain't good.

[Willie Robertson]

Not good, boys. Not good.

[Si Robertson]

Abort.

[Willie Robertson]

Abort.

[Jase Robertson]

I told the medics that showed up. I said, well, I said for a man that spent 20, 24 years and a half years in the military, I'm not very good in a crisis situation. I said, I'm glad you boys can do what y' all do. And one of them said, well, because it was the fire department that pulled up and then, then the ambulance came Up.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And the guy said, well, I was.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, y' all hit him with a 91 1.

[Jase Robertson]

The last one was where I emptied 2,500 gallons of water. And I went, whoa, that's a lot of water. He said, yeah, it is.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, on a house, not fire. Gosh, somebody.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I wouldn't want the job.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Because every time they touch us, she yelled out pain when they were trying to move her. Move her and check out y'.

[John David Robertson]

All see what was going on.

[Jase Robertson]

He said, well, darling, I got. I got to lift your arm and to see what y'. All.

[Willie Robertson]

And she broke her wrist or her arm.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, broke wrist.

[Willie Robertson]

I've had that one. It heals up fine eventually.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I was a bit mine in a car wreck.

[Willie Robertson]

I was a bit of a clumsy Gus as a child. I know. You should be surprised. It took me 25 years to grow into this head, so a little top heavy.

[Jase Robertson]

I broke mine in a car wreck when I was a. What, 11th grade.

[Willie Robertson]

Were you driving?

[Jase Robertson]

Nope.

[Willie Robertson]

Did you hit somebody in a cross?

[Jase Robertson]

Another idiot was driving.

[Willie Robertson]

Did you hit somebody in a crosswalk?

[Jase Robertson]

No.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

We hit another car head on.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, we.

[Jase Robertson]

And hey. And it was both of the idiots that driving the cars is the reason we hit. They was playing chicken, and nobody was chicken.

[Si Robertson]

Can't say they ain't chicken if they do that. I got in a wreck one time. I was sitting in Corey's lap in the front seat. Come on, Corey. What the heck? I think it was Corey. And Cheery was driving our other cousin, and they ran into the back of somebody. Or maybe they just slammed on the brakes and I went flying and my head hit the windshield and busted it. That's a true story, too.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, that's better than the one I was in because, hey, a kid did the same thing in the car we was in. His head went through the glass and come back, and it literally right near lifted his whole face off.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, God.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. No, it was raw.

[Willie Robertson]

I hit a couple of wind chills pretty good in my life.

[Si Robertson]

You hit a windshield before head. We need to. I need. We need to have Corey back on so I can ask.

[Willie Robertson]

But I was same thing that caused your sickness.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I was a passenger.

[Si Robertson]

I was a passenger, too, but I was like, six. And I had older cousins that should have known better.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I was not six. I. I should have known better there to do what I had done.

[John David Robertson]

Testing that frontal lobe early.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I'll give it a. Give it a good shaking.

[John David Robertson]

Did you have a bruise?

[Willie Robertson]

No, I don't bruise he doesn't bruise boys.

[John David Robertson]

You're just a walking.

[Willie Robertson]

He's bruised.

[John David Robertson]

Proofreading, I guess.

[Si Robertson]

But you know, it could cause a bruise. I saw this last night on the Internet and I've been laughing ever since.

[Willie Robertson]

What?

[Si Robertson]

There's an Italian semi pro wrestler. Have you seen him?

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[John David Robertson]

Italian.

[Jase Robertson]

If wrestling is fake, explain it. The boy gets hit with a pizza.

[Si Robertson]

No, there's a wrestler out there and knocks him out.

[Jase Robertson]

If that ain't fake, I don't know what it.

[Si Robertson]

He's. He's doing the dough.

[Jase Robertson]

He's spinning the twine pizza. The dough hits him in the face with the dough and he acts like he's knocked out. Come on, get real.

[Si Robertson]

Wrestling is awesome.

[Willie Robertson]

Mama is so good.

[Jase Robertson]

Awesome. That's a bit, you know, Mama mia.

[Si Robertson]

Pro wrestling.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, that's two clowns clowning.

[Willie Robertson]

That is so good. If I'd have seen that as a kid though, I'd have been like, just

[Jase Robertson]

had his hand and we'll swoop him in face. I could believe it. But hey, do it.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, can we talk?

[Jase Robertson]

He's out like a lot when he got hit with a piece of dope.

[Willie Robertson]

But can we talk about my man's dough skills?

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, that's pretty impressive.

[Si Robertson]

That's wild.

[Willie Robertson]

Whoa.

[Si Robertson]

I would eat one of his pizzas. Boom.

[Willie Robertson]

Not that one though. That's probably got a hair.

[Si Robertson]

That one's been foiled by a man who needs bigger clothes.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

So you don't like slapping him with it? It's been good. If he'd been slapping with. But since he threw it up and then hit it with his fist and it went over and landed on his head and then he's on the, on the bat. We need tending to be knocked out.

[Willie Robertson]

So were you ever a wrestling fan?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh no.

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Willie Robertson]

Never?

[Jase Robertson]

Never. I look, I come in, look, I come on and leave one day. Well, I don't even remember what year it was, but I go to Phil's house.

[Willie Robertson]

Uh huh.

[Jase Robertson]

Phil.

[Si Robertson]

That guy's name is Luigi.

[Jase Robertson]

Jace, Willie and Jeff. They're into, they're into wrestling. Well, yeah, I mean, big time.

[Willie Robertson]

A redneck kid. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh yeah, I'm talking about big time. Boy, they turn it on and hey, I don't even remember who it was. But hey, the guy jumped up on the third rope. You know, he had done body slam. This clown, he's laying there, he jumped up on the rope and jumped up and supposedly come down in this guy's chest on the mat. And then the guy like five minutes later, you know, they got to doing it again. And he won the match, you know, and that was all time, man. That was great. And I said, y' all believe that fake crap, you know? And he said, what are you talking about? Yeah, you don't believe you. And I said, jason, I said, I'll give you a deal. I said, I'll get up on the couch, you lay down on the floor, and I'm going to jump and land in your chest with my knee. And I said, then, hey, you ain't no get up and fight me and win. I said, they're going to take you one or two places, to the morgue or to the hospital for emergency. Yeah, I said, because you ain't no get up and be fighting me. In the mood to fight me.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Well, not only that, hey, you're ready for the day. You're fired up about it. That's because you've got what you need.

[Si Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

I was a kung fu master. Yeah. And breaking. Hey, like two inch thick boards.

[Si Robertson]

Is that when y' all were.

[John David Robertson]

After they were cut?

[Si Robertson]

Is that when y' all were chopping with the samurai sword?

[John David Robertson]

Yeah. Show us. Show us.

[Willie Robertson]

The samurai was fun. They put that T. Joe up there and told me to take a free swing at it.

[Jase Robertson]

Take a minute to get it ready.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. I never knew that I wanted to play with a samurai sword till duck died. As the.

[Si Robertson]

You didn't know that?

[Willie Robertson]

No. I just never thought that was just

[Si Robertson]

innately ingrained in every male's brain.

[Willie Robertson]

Now I know how clumsy I am. And slinging that big of a blade around look like something I'd lose a kneecap.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no. Hey, look. We had a big time doing that because we had everything out here in the. In the warehouse.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, we got watermelons.

[Jase Robertson]

Tea watermelons was.

[Willie Robertson]

Some of those were fun to do.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm talking about. Hey, look, guys. Standing there with a watermelon.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Throws it up.

[John David Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You take samurai sword. A real one. Yeah. Okay. And whack that sucker in half.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John David Robertson]

Fruit ninja.

[Willie Robertson]

Those work.

[Jase Robertson]

That was. That was actually fun to do.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter, put a samurai sword in the budget. We need to bring that back. Buy one.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. We can cut like a bag of Doritos.

[John David Robertson]

Get them a katan.

[Si Robertson]

Now I'm cutting.

[John David Robertson]

Wait, are they called. Are they called a catan? Is that what they're like?

[Si Robertson]

Whoa. Anime chimed in from the cheap seats.

[John David Robertson]

I knew it was something. Yeah, I figured I was saying the game katan.

[Jase Robertson]

But that's like pirates. When they used to board chips and, you know, cut everybody up.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

There's nothing like.

[Jase Robertson]

All right. That was rough, boys.

[Si Robertson]

Pirates had samurai pirates. If you ever run into a group of those. Get out of there. Yeah. That's all I got to say.

[John David Robertson]

Samurai pirates.

[Si Robertson]

You don't want to mess with them.

[John David Robertson]

Some hijacking going to happen.

[Willie Robertson]

Moana beat him. I mean, that's basically what them little coconuts were on that one. Little samurai pirates throwing needles and everything

[Si Robertson]

else at them suckers were a menace.

[John David Robertson]

I'm not fluent in Moana.

[Willie Robertson]

Why not? You should. I just have a great, great Disney movie is too. Any good? Oh, I ain't seen two.

[Jase Robertson]

Me neither.

[Si Robertson]

Frozen two is trash.

[John David Robertson]

These little kids love Zootopia.

[Willie Robertson]

Zootopia.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[John David Robertson]

We've watched the second one.

[Si Robertson]

There's a reason. Yeah, It's a Great film. Just telling you.

[John David Robertson]

I don't district I just. I'm not fluent in it.

[Willie Robertson]

The Paw Patrol movie is not good.

[Si Robertson]

Trash.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, trash.

[Willie Robertson]

Not good at all.

[Si Robertson]

But the only kids movie size ever seen is Danlot Ted.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that was.

[Jase Robertson]

That was a wild experience.

[Si Robertson]

What is Ted, you've never heard this. I don't care that we've told this story.

[Jase Robertson]

And I swear, what year did it come out on television? They said, what is 13?

[Willie Robertson]

PG 13?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, PG 13. So me and my wife going to. Because it looked like it was be a funny movie, we sat down and from the start it was foul language.

[John David Robertson]

Wait, is this the teddy bear? Like teddy bear.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I know you're talking about hey. Or oh, and matter of fact. Hey, matter of fact, they've got a new one coming out.

[John David Robertson]

I've never seen the movie.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, they got a new one. It's going to be another bigger hit than the first one.

[Willie Robertson]

You need to go watch the first 20 minutes of it just to imagine sighing Christine sitting in there. I'm not telling you to watch the whole thing.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm sitting there and after about the first 30 minutes, you know, I looked at her and I said, I think we should all just get up and leave because this is getting even worse than I even imagined.

[Si Robertson]

He showed up mad.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh no, I was about it.

[Jase Robertson]

I said, yo. Then they said, well wait a minute, it was rated. And I said look, on TV that I watched it raided. They said, hey, PG 13.

[Si Robertson]

Incorrect. Oh, PG 13 is not for kids. I'll say is.

[Jase Robertson]

It's supposed to be.

[Willie Robertson]

I'll say this, I believe the 13

[Si Robertson]

stands for 13 and older, sir.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, hey, 13 is a kid, dummy.

[Si Robertson]

And here that's true.

[Willie Robertson]

And here's why tell you to go watch it because I didn't watch it until SA told me he went to the theaters. So then I had to watch it through size eyes and I got so ticked. It was, it was even funnier watching it. I don't even know if it's a funny movie, but visualizing sign Christine on a date night was a pop.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I remember it like it was yesterday because we all, I mean we could breathe.

[Jase Robertson]

We talked about it on the podcast

[Si Robertson]

and I said, no, you did that on Duck Dynasty. You were walking down the hall.

[Jase Robertson]

I just said he. I went to a movie I don't ever trust. That was don't ever trust what the media says.

[Willie Robertson]

That was one of those that we wrote on the wall of the old duck call room. Like got to make sure we Talk about this one and Ted Christie talk.

[Jase Robertson]

I guarantee you for what, three months that we.

[Willie Robertson]

You.

[Jase Robertson]

Somebody got hoodwinked. Good.

[John David Robertson]

Hoodwinked. Hey, that's a good movie. Little Hoodwink.

[Si Robertson]

Hold on.

[Jase Robertson]

I love that movie. They literally run it and it said, hey, it's PG 13 for kids.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I have a symbol, then I go

[Jase Robertson]

in this thing and I'm talking about from the opening scene to the ending scene. Okay. It was nothing but just garbage.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah. It wasn't Care Bears or Build a

[Si Robertson]

Bear I ever told you about time my grandmother went to Hooters on accident.

[John David Robertson]

Oh, sick.

[Willie Robertson]

The same one that got arrested for speeding.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, Spike.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Very conservative.

[Jase Robertson]

I would have loved to met her. Very. Well, okay, we will.

[Si Robertson]

She was. She was.

[Jase Robertson]

She went to.

[Si Robertson]

My dad said, where'd you go eat? Oh, this restaurant called Hooters.

[Jase Robertson]

And said.

[Si Robertson]

Dad said you. You went there.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no. What'd she think it was?

[Si Robertson]

She just thought it was like Applebee's.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, just a. Just a regular.

[Si Robertson]

That's not a bad idea.

[Hunter Robertson]

Similar to Ted.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh.

[Hunter Robertson]

My parents took me to go see this Liam Neeson movie when I was 13 called the gray. Have you guys ever heard of the Gray?

[Willie Robertson]

Nope.

[Si Robertson]

So it's about all the Liam Neeson movies. That's.

[Jase Robertson]

He did.

[Willie Robertson]

He did something other than Batman and Taken. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Qui Gon Jinn, sir.

[Willie Robertson]

Who?

[Si Robertson]

I gotta get more nerdy friend. That's why I went to dinner with. With Hunter last night, because he got that joke. Man. Go watch Star Wars. It's literally.

[Hunter Robertson]

It's about a group of people getting hunted by wolves after a plane crash. The movie is super, super bloody, super, super gory, super rated R. And now

[Si Robertson]

you're super afraid of wolves?

[Hunter Robertson]

No, I was 13 and had the time of my life.

[Si Robertson]

I was like, this is awesome.

[Hunter Robertson]

And then my par. Like, weird looks from other people that

[Si Robertson]

they brought their son to.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's.

[Si Robertson]

I remember the first movie I saw in theaters. Can you guess it? 1994? 95. No, no, no, no. Go up in ratings.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I don't.

[Si Robertson]

I was specifically told before we walked and we were at the mall movie theater. My mom said, john David, you cannot repeat anything you hear in this movie.

[Willie Robertson]

Friday?

[Si Robertson]

No. Dumb and Dumber.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh.

[Si Robertson]

And for the next 30 years, I've quoted it the whole time.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

That's the first movie I saw in theaters.

[John David Robertson]

How old were you?

[Si Robertson]

Six or five. Highly inappropriate.

[John David Robertson]

What a culture shock.

[Willie Robertson]

Such a good movie, though.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Really?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I was in kindergarten. They got looks, too, I'm sure.

[John David Robertson]

In kindergarten at 6.

[Si Robertson]

No. Taking a kindergarten child to see Dumb and Dumber.

[Willie Robertson]

That's why they went to the one. Well, no, I was gonna say that's why they went to the one at the mall, but that's the only one.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, probably. I went to the mall the other day. Yeah, But. But it was. I was just sad.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Malls used to be so cool, and now the Internet ruined malls.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. What I used to go. Oh, they had the hunting store in there for a little while.

[John David Robertson]

Camouflage.

[Si Robertson]

That's still open. They don't have hunting stuff anymore. They just sell, like, T shirts.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, but, yeah, I was just like, man, there's just walls now. I said, buddy, this used to all be stores.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

That you could go in. Not anymore. We need to bring back malls. Do you think it's possible?

[Willie Robertson]

You think it's over? Yeah, it's over.

[Si Robertson]

Malls are so.

[John David Robertson]

I would say that form of a mall. Unless you're in, like, a big city.

[Si Robertson]

Did you ever go to the mall?

[Jase Robertson]

Go to what?

[Si Robertson]

Let's go to the mall, man.

[Jase Robertson]

The mall.

[Si Robertson]

Did you ever go to the mall?

[Jase Robertson]

Like, now? Why would I go to the mall?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, you went to the mall?

[Jase Robertson]

Mall. No.

[Willie Robertson]

You didn't go there chasing women?

[John David Robertson]

No, to get a nice shirt.

[Si Robertson]

The malls were, like, late 80s and 90s.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, I went to the mall as a kid.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I mean, we went all the time.

[Si Robertson]

I went in high school all the time. So I guess they lasted through 2010ish.

[Jase Robertson]

Let's go the drive in picture show.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, so our mom was our big thing. Where do kids hang out now?

[Willie Robertson]

Hopefully it's.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no, that's what I wondered.

[Si Robertson]

We're hoping. Youth group.

[Jase Robertson]

Where do kids hang out today?

[Willie Robertson]

On Snapchat?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, a lot of it is online. That's why we're smarter than the next. We're the first generation smarter than the generation behind us. Have you seen that?

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, no, but I just watched a whole podcast on brain rot, like, by, like, scientific study, like, with, like, two Harvard graduates and the dude that wrote a book about the anxious generation. Watch this today.

[Willie Robertson]

Who's the anxious generation?

[John David Robertson]

I think it's like Gen Z and back.

[Jase Robertson]

No, I had told my grandson Brady, yeah, you know, it was without a job. I said, well, hey, look, what you need to do is do a podcast on dating and start with, like, me and Christine, how we dated, and then bring it forward. Because Tracy is always trying to set him up with a date, and he just trying to. No, mom, we don't do things like that today.

[Si Robertson]

What do they do.

[Jase Robertson]

That's just it.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[John David Robertson]

I think there's people that do different. It depends on how you're raised and what you've been exposed to. But there's people that still do it the right way. But I would say majority of people that probably don't have, like, an insight in their life for them.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I know this. The dating. The dating options that are available.

[John David Robertson]

Right.

[Jase Robertson]

They're into that big, huh?

[John David Robertson]

What do you mean, like an app or something?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. I'm talking about a dating app.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

We called that the mall.

[Jase Robertson]

And the biggest thing on that is. Is how big of lies they tell each other.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, it's kind of cool.

[Jase Robertson]

They. They don't send Their photo. They send another photo.

[Si Robertson]

What's going to happen when they meet Cat?

[Jase Robertson]

But I'm just saying catfish. It would actually be funny. Yo, you talking about funny? That would be a funny thing to listen to.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I thought you were going to say to catfish somebody because it would be hilarious.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And then they show up and it's

[Jase Robertson]

sigh, like you just got catfish by sigh. And I'll use big example. When Kay and Phil started dating, I was like the fifth wheel. I was in the back seat.

[Si Robertson]

Who were the other two?

[Jase Robertson]

Huh? No, no, it was just Phil, K

[John David Robertson]

and B. Oh, Third.

[Jase Robertson]

People would walk up where we was at, like at the Dairy Queen.

[John David Robertson]

Right.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, somebody look, tell me, who's that in the back? And feel said, oh, that's just. That's. That's my brother. Younger brother's side. Don't worry about it.

[John David Robertson]

Try to teach him something.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. Well, no, mama was trying to, you know, I was a chaperone.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah. No, today, I mean, it just changes from, like, people before me, you only knew who you ran in circles with. You know, now they know everybody. Well, now it's a digital thing, so you can know anyone, anywhere. There is question marks on.

[Jase Robertson]

No, the communication is really screwy.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

In today's dating world, we need to

[Si Robertson]

have a youth on here.

[Jase Robertson]

Cause most of them. Most of them, you're gonna break my phone and I'll use Ronnie Dunn.

[Willie Robertson]

Bring my cousin.

[Jase Robertson]

I use Ronnie Dunn.

[Si Robertson]

He's not a youth.

[Jase Robertson]

When I met him and talked to him at Caesar's palace when I was watching show him and Reba and Brooks, yo, he said, hey, yo, me and my wife are getting divorced. And he said, she's sitting on one end of the couch, I'm sitting on the other end, and we're texting each other on the stupid phone.

[John David Robertson]

That's crazy.

[Jase Robertson]

And I looked and I said, ronnie, do you think maybe that may be part of yalls problem is that you living in a house, you're on the same couch, and yet you're talking through AI. You're not talking to each other. No. You're texting.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, Texting.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah. That app was just talking about boundaries with your phone and how your brain reacts to just everything. They're putting out those used to, you

[Jase Robertson]

know, it'll be face to face. Hey, yeah, we're done. Now you get. You get a little text saying, hey, it's a road, Jack.

[Si Robertson]

I need to find a youth to interview here.

[John David Robertson]

A youth or a youth?

[Si Robertson]

Youth.

[John David Robertson]

Is that the new way y' all say that's?

[Si Robertson]

How I say it.

[Willie Robertson]

Youth.

[Si Robertson]

Don't worry about it. No, we gotta find one and ask

[Jase Robertson]

them that like where do they hang out? There are a lot of people that is actually. They're actually dating.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah. Through a phone.

[Willie Robertson]

They spend any time in the Right.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

That's scary.

[John David Robertson]

That is scary because the movies, you

[Si Robertson]

can just go get a ticket now. When I was a kid they'd be sold out. Hunter, where are they hanging out?

[Hunter Robertson]

I think. I think they hang out some at the movies and the movie and discord.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know if a phone's coming through or not, but I think it's

[Hunter Robertson]

a online kind of. Kind of like a chat room but you have. You can talk in it. Like it's like the newer version of Skype.

[Si Robertson]

Basically got a group message.

[Jase Robertson]

It's.

[Hunter Robertson]

It's like a group message but more for gaming.

[John David Robertson]

No, I think kids. It just really depends on what they're. That's what they're interacted with where they hang out. Like if you play a few years

[Willie Robertson]

and you go no.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah

[Si Robertson]

man. I don't like it.

[John David Robertson]

Like if kids are into sports, they'll be around people that play sports. But if like just depending on what you're doing is what you.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh I would like to know what our. Our kids that are let's say from 12 to 18 are doing.

[Si Robertson]

Gave me three days.

[Jase Robertson]

What do they do in their off time?

[John David Robertson]

Like a majority. He's a little different than saying like a majority. Like the majority. It. I would say it probably all comes down to what their parents.

[Jase Robertson]

On the weekend, like Friday night we'd all meet Dairy Queens.

[John David Robertson]

Right.

[Jase Robertson]

And have big time just clowning around, you know, go roll somebody's house.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, we did that a lot.

[Jase Robertson]

Just do something that, that you know the camp.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that tracks. But nowadays, you know, you didn't have anywhere in town.

[John David Robertson]

I would say a lot of kids that have access to a cell phone and social media. I would say a lot of them waste their time probably scrolling and doing that.

[Jase Robertson]

Well what I've heard from the TV they spend the big screen told them about the small out of a what 7 day week, 24 hours. How many hours that.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, how many hours is that?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, they. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Probably around for a whole week.

[John David Robertson]

It's like 150, 60.

[Jase Robertson]

Well they spend like 50 hours on this stupid thing.

[Willie Robertson]

Thank God. When I get my notification on screen time report I get like four and a half hours.

[Jase Robertson]

And I think that asking AI y'. All. I ask you what's wrong with me?

[John David Robertson]

What yeah, these people said. I think the average adult or I don't know if it's adult or kids combined is like six hours a day on social media.

[Si Robertson]

Yes, I'm below social media.

[John David Robertson]

Just social media, like short, way below.

[Jase Robertson]

It's insane the amount of time they're staying on that.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, my son's made a deal every Sunday morning.

[Jase Robertson]

If I was a parent nowadays.

[Willie Robertson]

What's yours, Hunter?

[Hunter Robertson]

Hey, the same as yours.

[Willie Robertson]

I can have a phone, but if

[Hunter Robertson]

I'm with Olivia, it's like two.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, if it's hunting season until they're

[Jase Robertson]

like 16 years old.

[Willie Robertson]

Out of hunting.

[John David Robertson]

No, that's what they were talking about on the podcast about the brain rot thing is really, there's only so much you can do. You can't tell an adult what to do. But I think some of the best things, like take back, like the kids take away from the social media until they're of age.

[Jase Robertson]

The psychologists are saying, hey, their grades are way, way down. You know, they're asleep. They don't get enough rest.

[John David Robertson]

They don't feel purpose.

[Jase Robertson]

They're losing weight, not eating right. And it's because of that right there.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And they don't have all the apps that are available for them to get into.

[Si Robertson]

They need to go to the mall.

[Willie Robertson]

The middle of the mall.

[Si Robertson]

Middle of the mall. And if you wrong person, you might get knocked out.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no, they need to have human companionship at the mall.

[John David Robertson]

They need to lock their phone and

[Jase Robertson]

just be the phone.

[John David Robertson]

That's why.

[Si Robertson]

Lock it up.

[John David Robertson]

I say be alive. Just go be alive and experience.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I seen something the other day on it about school. Schools are trying to pass a law that you can't bring that to school.

[John David Robertson]

I think that's good.

[Willie Robertson]

You think it'd be. We live in a world where you could. As soon as you walk in the school, it just shuts down all the signal. Like some kind of signal block or something.

[Si Robertson]

You can't be doing that because I'll

[Jase Robertson]

give you an example.

[Willie Robertson]

That's the easiest way to disable it.

[John David Robertson]

What do they call it?

[Jase Robertson]

I'll give you an example.

[John David Robertson]

Emp.

[Si Robertson]

Where'd you hang out in high school? We got to finish because we're way over high school. Were you hanging out?

[John David Robertson]

I mean, I guess Rite Aid. Rite Aid is crazy.

[Jase Robertson]

We always hung out at somewhere where we could get something to eat. A burger.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, shake. There's not a single McAllister's waitress from 2003 to 2007 that probably wasn't asked out by me or one of my friends. Yeah, that's where we hung out. Know any of them?

[John David Robertson]

Yeah. In high school. I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

I played well, we hung out and they were just talk to people.

[Willie Robertson]

Random spuds used to be legit.

[Si Robertson]

I still are.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I don't know.

[John David Robertson]

Yeah, I guess in high school, I mean, I played a lot of sports. So I did a lot of things with my teammates outside of practice. Whether it was just hanging out and just going to eat or always. I rolled a lot of people's houses. Did a lot of ding dong ditching growing up. Even in high school. I know that sounds very immature, but

[Si Robertson]

now everybody got it.

[Jase Robertson]

Either was at somebody's house.

[John David Robertson]

You're right.

[Jase Robertson]

Or at a place that served food and hamburgers. Jake milkshake.

[Willie Robertson]

We just always ended up at somebody's camp. That's where we. Yeah, we always went to the woods. Right. Either riding four wheelers, getting your truck stuck, like tearing up. We were. We were tearing up something. Yeah. With wheels. Like it did not matter.

[John David Robertson]

We rode around the car a lot. Like, because we thought. When I was 16, when I got my car, I thought it was the coolest thing. So like anyone that couldn't drive as my friends, like we would just ride around. You want to ride, ride around till midnight, you know, I thought I was bad of the bone.

[Si Robertson]

Deuteronomy 6, 6 and 7. These commandments that I give to you today are to be upon your hearts. Impress them on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and when you walk along the road. When you lie down and when you get up.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go. Sam.