Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met

Summary

Duck Call Room: Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met

Release Date: February 11, 2025

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1. Super Bowl Halftime Show Rundown [00:00 - 08:40]

Discussion Highlights: The hosts dive into an animated discussion about the recent Super Bowl halftime show, dissecting performances and moments that stood out to them. They express mixed feelings about certain acts and praise others for their creativity and impact.

Notable Quotes:

• Britney Martin [00:23]: “Sequels are terrifying. Have you seen Jurassic Park 2? Terrible. Have you seen Mighty Ducks 2? It's fantastic.”
• Hunter [03:33]: “I became a Nick Sirianni fan last night because of his answers to Tom Rinaldi's questions.”
• Britney Martin [03:32]: “I'm your age now.”

Key Points:

• Seal’s Performance: The hosts particularly enjoyed Seal’s unique appearance and performance, highlighting its originality.

  • Britney Martin [02:19]: “Seal is a seal. Because at some point there was a board meeting and a guy goes, I got an idea, and I need you not to shoot it down. What if we get Seal to be a seal?”

• Nick Sirianni and Jalen Hurts: Praise for the Eagles' coach and quarterback, emphasizing teamwork and leadership.

  • Hunter [05:10]: “He said that it took all 53 of them pulling the rope the same frickin way to get to where they were.”

• Taylor Swift’s Reception: Mixed reactions to Taylor Swift’s performance, noting the boos and subsequent memes.

  • Hunter [03:33]: “I didn't even know that happened.”

2. Parenting Tales and Travel Mishaps [08:40 - 27:35]

Discussion Highlights: The conversation shifts to personal anecdotes about parenting challenges, particularly focusing on traveling with young children and the humorous yet frustrating moments that arise.

Notable Quotes:

• Britney Martin [24:25]: “Carter ripping one on a plane. The oxygen mask almost dropped. It was that bad?”
• Allison [18:08]: “I'm exhausted.”

Key Points:

• Plane Incident: Britney shares a funny yet embarrassing story about her son Carter causing a commotion on a flight.

  • Britney Martin [24:03]: “Carter just ripping one.”

• Road Trips: Challenges of keeping young kids entertained without relying heavily on technology.

  • Britney Martin [26:28]: “I didn't want to be like, hey, yeah, we're gonna drive toy. Like we're watching TV on the way to church. That's dumb.”

• Child Behavior: Humorous insights into managing rambunctious kids and the silliness they bring into everyday situations.

  • Allison [19:50]: “He can fart on command. We need to take this kid on America's Got Talent.”

3. Shoe Fiasco and Store Violence [27:35 - 31:58]

Discussion Highlights: A surprising and humorous segment where the hosts discuss recent incidents of violence over shoes in Monroe, blending commentary on consumer behavior with light-hearted banter.

Notable Quotes:

• Britney Martin [28:28]: “You hadn't seen the video? Oh, there's a video in a store that I've been in.”
• Allison [31:58]: “Oh, no. We're not running on that train, Martin.”

Key Points:

• Violence Over Shoes: The group reacts to news about shootings related to shoe disputes in a Monroe store, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

  • Hunter [28:18]: “Fist fighting, gunshots, fire. It's a wild video all over a pair of shoes.”

• Shoe Collection Humor: Light-hearted exchanges about shoe preferences and collections.

  • Britney Martin [31:12]: “Those shoes right there, I can buy for $318 right now in my size.”

4. Childhood Memories and Cartoons [31:58 - 51:47]

Discussion Highlights: The hosts reminiscing about their childhood, favorite cartoons, and how their upbringing influences their current lives. They engage in playful debates about the best cartoon characters to embody.

Notable Quotes:

• Hunter [45:21]: “How come the first thing when he said that, I said to myself, it wasn't me?”
• Britney Martin [50:38]: “He's his favorite food, Pizza. He fights crime and he's just a good time to be around.”

Key Points:

• Cartoon Characters: Each host shares which cartoon character they would be, leading to humorous and spirited discussions.

  • Hunter [48:13]: “I think I'd like to be Bluey's dad.”

• Family Dynamics: Stories about their children’s antics and how it shapes their parenting styles.

  • Allison [50:27]: “I'm a stay at home mom to two two-year-olds.”

• Past Experiences: Britney reflects on her experiences living abroad and her perspectives on different cultures and places.

  • Britney Martin [54:02]: “I did live in Italy three months. Not doing that again. Paris sucks. That place is dirty.”

5. Community and Charity Involvement [51:47 - 58:09]

Discussion Highlights: The conversation turns to community involvement and charitable efforts, particularly focusing on the influence and contributions of the Manning family to local children's hospitals.

Notable Quotes:

• Britney Martin [55:24]: “2nd Corinthians 9:8 does say, and God is able to bless you abundantly so that in all things, at all times, having all that you need, you will abound in every good work.”

Key Points:

• Manning Family’s Contribution: Britney praises the Manning brothers for their generous donation to New Orleans Children’s Hospital, now renamed Manning Family Children's Hospital.

  • Britney Martin [55:24]: “They said, let's help out kids. And I don't know the Mannings at all, but I know that they're doing right with what's been given to them.”

• Meeting Peyton Manning: The hosts share their personal experience meeting Peyton Manning and his family, highlighting the positive interactions they've had.

  • Allison [57:26]: “I’ve met Peyton Manning, and it was wonderful.”

• Charitable Efforts: Emphasis on the importance of giving back and supporting local communities through donations and volunteer work.

  • Hunter [55:00]: “He's coming fishing with Goblin. Heck, yeah, man.”

Conclusion

In this episode of "Duck Call Room," hosts Si Robertson, Justin Martin, and their co-hosts blend humor with heartfelt stories, discussing everything from the Super Bowl halftime show and parenting woes to unexpected incidents like violence over shoes and meaningful community contributions. The episode offers a glimpse into their personal lives, showcasing their camaraderie and ability to find laughter in everyday situations while also highlighting their commitment to supporting charitable causes.

Final Notable Quote:

• Britney Martin [57:58]: “Louisiana rules. New Orleans rules.”

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Transcript

[Hunter]

Foreign.

[Britney Martin]

Are you rolling, Hunter? I'm ready. I've been working on this little opening bit.

[Si]

Working on it.

[Britney Martin]

I've been working on this opening little bit the whole drive from where we all just came from.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Good times, man.

[Britney Martin]

Welcome back. Sigh. How are you?

[Si]

I'm good.

[Britney Martin]

We've got Britney Martin in the house.

[Si]

That's it.

[Britney Martin]

And I need the fans to know something. Sequels are terrifying. Have you seen Jurassic Park 2? Terrible. Have you seen Mighty Ducks 2?

[Hunter]

No.

[Britney Martin]

It's fantastic.

[Hunter]

Is it actually real good?

[Allison]

Mighty Ducks was gonna have a.

[Britney Martin]

It came out in, like, 1994.

[Allison]

They had a second one.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

All about TV saying, Gordon Bombay leading the kids from Minnesota over Iceland and the World Champion Junior Championships. Go watch it. Trust me. At one point, a polar bear goes and goes, hello there, missy. How about a bear hug? Anyways, it's a great movie. That's neither here nor there. What I'm saying is Duck Dynasty 2 is a thing. Please look for us all for wearing these clothes at some point. We were Mighty Ducks too today, gang.

[Hunter]

And you don't know what we.

[Britney Martin]

We flew close to the sun.

[Hunter]

Did we?

[Britney Martin]

Yeah. That was magical. And we can't tell the people why it was so magical. Anyways, Martin's wearing a cute shirt. I am very colorful.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

Britney's wearing normal Britney clothes.

[Hunter]

Me and S. That's a little bright for her.

[Allison]

Yeah, I was about to say it is a little bright for me. My.

[Britney Martin]

Are you normally more drab?

[Allison]

I'm more earthy.

[Britney Martin]

Ear. That's where her and Allison get along. Really Olive?

[Hunter]

Yeah, really Olive, maroon, gray, black. That's about it.

[Allison]

Yeah. He nailed it.

[Britney Martin]

Speaking of too old. Go ahead, Britney.

[Hunter]

She's too old for the super bowl halftime show. Boy.

[Britney Martin]

Oh, man, she came in hot.

[Allison]

I just. I. I did. I.

[Si]

That whole thing was a fiasco.

[Allison]

I'm with sai.

[Hunter]

What's that?

[Britney Martin]

The Super Bowl.

[Si]

Super Bowl.

[Allison]

The whole thing.

[Hunter]

Size team.

[Si]

I would be ashamed to even be involved with it.

[Hunter]

Which part of which part of it?

[Si]

All of it.

[Hunter]

Hey, now, I do think. I say, I think there was a part of the super bowl. That was fantastic.

[Britney Martin]

Seal is a seal.

[Allison]

That was good.

[Si]

That was.

[Britney Martin]

That was when Seal came out as a seal. Yeah.

[Si]

That was good.

[Britney Martin]

Because at some point there was a board meeting and a guy goes, I got an idea, and I need you not to shoot it down. What if we get Seal to be a seal?

[Si]

That was good. It was.

[Britney Martin]

That was my favorite part.

[Hunter]

Wasn't even what I was talking about.

[Britney Martin]

What were you talking about?

[Hunter]

Nah, I mean, I'LL get there, but.

[Britney Martin]

It'S not gonna beat Seal as the seal. Is that what you just.

[Hunter]

Yeah. I didn't even know that happened.

[Si]

Yeah, I was cool.

[Britney Martin]

Don't worry. I've already saved the video so I can send it to my friends.

[Allison]

Yeah, it was really good.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I haven't seen that. So I was.

[Britney Martin]

Seal is a seal.

[Hunter]

I was busy.

[Britney Martin]

Like it was a Mountain Dew commercial. Hold on.

[Hunter]

Well, here's the.

[Britney Martin]

We can't pass seals.

[Allison]

Yeah, there it is.

[Britney Martin]

My nippers can't hold Mountain Dew. It slips right on through. What a shame. What if we get you?

[Hunter]

So is that like. Is that to the tune of Kiss from a Rose?

[Britney Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

He's saying a kiss from a Rose Mountain Dew song as a seal. No, it was his voice because it was a seal. But Seal's face. When I tell you. I laid my head down to go to sleep and I was almost asleep and I giggled a little. Just thinking back to it.

[Allison]

That was my favorite part of the whole Super Bowl.

[Britney Martin]

What was the good part to you, Martin DT get in love.

[Hunter]

No.

[Britney Martin]

Seem pro America.

[Hunter]

Not even that. I'm not even going to be so petty as to say it's when Taylor Swift got booed. But that was hilarious, by the way. And so did the memes that followed with her. And the little, like, puppet thing. That. Man, what is going on? That was good.

[Britney Martin]

Welcome to New Orleans. Taylor had.

[Hunter]

Welcome.

[Britney Martin]

We're happy to have you.

[Hunter]

Welcome to the week.

[Britney Martin]

That was my favorite part. People love New Orleans.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

It smells weird.

[Hunter]

It does.

[Britney Martin]

And you know, you're probably not going to get robbed, but you might get shot. Other than that. And they put their best foot forward.

[Hunter]

And you're going to eat good.

[Britney Martin]

New Orleans is awesome.

[Hunter]

The dining in New Orleans is fantastic.

[Britney Martin]

We were. I was proud of New Orleans for putting on their big girl clothes and looking apart this week.

[Allison]

I think they cleaned up, too.

[Britney Martin]

We cleaned up a little bit.

[Allison]

Washing the streets.

[Britney Martin]

That's new.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

They put a carpet on Bourbon Street.

[Hunter]

Wow.

[Britney Martin]

See that?

[Hunter]

I bet that thing today.

[Britney Martin]

I hope they got rid of one. Use carpet.

[Hunter]

No. Whenever they won the Eagles, which congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, your Super bowl.

[Britney Martin]

Champions body calls them the other Eagles now. Explained it to her. That's not the Eagles that you are.

[Hunter]

They interviewed the coach, man. And I thought the coach's interview with Tom Rinaldi was spectacular.

[Britney Martin]

I never liked that guy.

[Hunter]

I became a Nick Sirianni fan last night because of his answers to Tom Rinaldi's questions.

[Britney Martin]

I. I actually my fantasy Football buddies. When he did that, I said, crap, I like Sirianni now.

[Hunter]

Yeah. He had one line in there that I think rings true that I've never really considered is that you can't be great without the greatness of others. He said that about his team. And I said, holy crap, what a thought. Like that is incredible. To recognize that it took. What are they, 53, 53, 53, 47 dress out. Yeah. It took 15 on the practice, 53 of them to make them great. That is a fact that is lost in today's world so easily that you think it's about yourself or something you did or something somebody has done. Now it took all 53 of them pulling the rope the same frickin way to get to where they were.

[Si]

Bottles, wet, blood.

[Hunter]

And when that's the first thing you say after the biggest victory of your life, like, that's the pinnacle.

[Britney Martin]

You're done it.

[Hunter]

You're done. There's no.

[Britney Martin]

There'll be a statue of you somewhere now.

[Hunter]

Yeah, you can. You can retire. You have done the biggest your profession can do. And that was the first thing that come out of his mouth. I was like, okay, okay, I like this cat. Didn't know it. Didn't know him before.

[Britney Martin]

I never really liked him and I would not. That turned me.

[Hunter]

And here's what's funny. When you visually look at that guy, would not have pegged that to come out of his mouth.

[Britney Martin]

Well, he looks.

[Hunter]

It kind of looks like a butthole.

[Britney Martin]

Well, he looked like Elf's little brother.

[Hunter]

Yeah, he's Buddy the Elf.

[Britney Martin]

He looked just like that kid from Buddy the Elf.

[Hunter]

He's so intense like, you just like, man, that guy doesn't look. But then whenever you strip it all down, the guy's crying. His kid says happy tears, like. And then does the Eagles chance. I was like, friggin, go Eagles, man. Like, I don't even know nothing about y'all, like. And then he followed it up with putting his faith right out there in front of however many people were still there. And then Jalen Hurts sang the same song right after that. Like, man, good for y'all, man. Go Jalen Hurts.

[Si]

That's. That's the thing that got me. Everybody underestimated the team.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Si]

I really did.

[Hunter]

Well, how could you not, right?

[Si]

They underestimate her first.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Si]

That man is a ball player. Beast, all of it.

[Britney Martin]

He's got it all.

[Hunter]

How do you think Nick Saban felt last night? I bench that kid.

[Britney Martin]

I think Jalen Hurts would say he was right to do it.

[Hunter]

Oh, absolutely.

[Britney Martin]

And then Jalen Hurts said, watch this.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

And that's why you just got to be impressed with him. And he just seems like a good dude.

[Hunter]

Yeah. I'm going to forever think of Jalen Hurts as an Oklahoma Sooner.

[Britney Martin]

Amen. Boomer. Sooner. He ain't no Alabama player.

[Hunter]

And meanwhile, Tua was at home in Miami, you know, just chilling, watching it.

[Britney Martin]

So the only thing I didn't like is when Sirianni tried to keep Kellen Moore. Kellen Moore. If you're.

[Hunter]

That was funny. That was funny. I'll give him that.

[Britney Martin]

Don't stay there. We'll pay you more.

[Hunter]

Let's run this back.

[Britney Martin]

Everybody loves New Orleans.

[Hunter]

Is that official now? Is Keller.

[Britney Martin]

Not official yet, but I've been waiting for two weeks and I've been watching my phone all day.

[Hunter]

I got you. No, but that was kind of my take home from the super bowl, man.

[Britney Martin]

Is that that And I'm old.

[Hunter]

The. The way that they won, the way. I appreciate that. I appreciate their conferences. You know, the post game stuff, I was like, that's really cool. So, yeah, man, I was glad to see that in primetime on a Sunday night.

[Si]

Well, especially since it's. It's. Most of the, you know, is. Is always centered on one person microphone.

[Britney Martin]

Hot chocolate strikes again.

[Hunter]

And your microphone.

[Si]

But hey, it's about. It's about loving guys.

[Hunter]

Well, if they hadn't been. They'd lost last night. Right? Because the Chiefs handled Saquon Barkley, who you thought is what the Eagles offense was.

[Britney Martin]

They didn't handle that tush push. Do it one time and everybody complained about that. Go do it. Yeah, Josh Allen tried. He couldn't.

[Hunter]

Yeah, he didn't make it.

[Britney Martin]

I bet Jalen hurt squats a house.

[Hunter]

That boy got some thighs on.

[Britney Martin]

He just.

[Hunter]

I mean, he. Look at him. He got a boy got some thighs on him.

[Britney Martin]

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[Hunter]

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[Si]

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[Hunter]

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[Britney Martin]

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[Hunter]

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[Britney Martin]

And Brittany felt like a boomer was her direct quote through the halftime show.

[Allison]

Yeah, it just wasn't my favorite halftime show. Well, I couldn't understand what he was saying, Boomer. I know.

[Britney Martin]

Here's the funny part. I. Here's when I felt old, I said, everybody explained to me why it was good and all the backstory and why the tennis player was dancing. And I was like, I just. If you got to explain it, I'm not gonna get it.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

And then I was at work this morning. My dad goes, well, I mean, if you gotta explain it that much, how am I gonna get it? And I said, oh, no, there it is. I said, I agree totally, dad. Like, I'm Your age now.

[Allison]

We are here.

[Britney Martin]

I'm 65. Just like that. But seriously, quit explaining to me what the super bowl halftime show was. I don't get it, so. I just don't get it.

[Allison]

Yeah. All the subliminal and all the. Yeah, you know what?

[Britney Martin]

I would have been cool. Blink 182.

[Allison]

Yes.

[Britney Martin]

Right? Can we just bring back bands, man? Everybody would have sang along. Yes, Everybody. Yeah, Even the kid. My kids know Blink182.

[Allison]

That's good. That's a good dad. Right?

[Hunter]

What's my age again?

[Britney Martin]

Yeah, we bleep out that part, too. A lot less bleeps even. I will say this. I looked up the words. That dude's song. If you're under 18, you're not allowed to do that. That page of the Internet's blocked. But I got to give him props for being able to edit his own music. I don't know how you sing half the words to a song like that. Yeah, maybe even 40 of the song he actually sang.

[Hunter]

I didn't watch much of it because I was cooking that's a good girl during that time. But the part that I was inside for during the. I just couldn't hear. Hear him, so I didn't know if that was, like. No, it just was hard.

[Britney Martin]

Those were the cuss words.

[Hunter]

Oh.

[Britney Martin]

And so he couldn't say those.

[Hunter]

Oh, there you go.

[Britney Martin]

I thought my TV was lagging.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Hey, whatever. You. You hit some. You hit something out of the park. You missed some. Like, I remember the. When was Dr. Dre? Was that.

[Allison]

Oh, man, that was cool.

[Hunter]

But I think a lot of it has to depend on your generation and what you would think would be cool, right?

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

You know, I mean, I'm not gonna.

[Allison]

I feel like this was the first super bowl that I've ever watched, and.

[Hunter]

I felt like you were out of the demo.

[Allison]

I was out of the demographic.

[Hunter]

Yes.

[Allison]

I felt very old, and I was.

[Britney Martin]

Like, all I know is I already own a Jeep, so that was a Cool. My wife owns a Jeep. So I like their commercial with Harrison Ford because he said, my last name's Ford. Andy's Han Solo. So I'm in, and I'm gonna buy a Mountain Dew today at some point, because Seal is a Seal.

[Allison]

I can't believe you missed the Seal part.

[Britney Martin]

It's the greatest commercial.

[Allison]

That's probably the most. That was the biggest thing I related to in the whole thing.

[Britney Martin]

The only thing I'm in the demographic.

[Hunter]

For what Seal is a Seal is.

[Britney Martin]

Cool America commercials, and Seal being a Seal.

[Hunter]

Well, There you go. I just figured. Sigh, sigh. You got any tips for the Kansas City Chiefs? Nope. You were. You were full of tips for the. For the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

[Si]

When I just know this. I didn't show up.

[Hunter]

There it is.

[Britney Martin]

No shows.

[Hunter]

No show. Oh, no show Jones.

[Britney Martin]

To be fair, at one point, Patrick Mahomes is going to see how far he could throw a football, which I'm assuming means his arms moving way faster than mine's ever been capable of moving. And it got hit and he fumbled. And then another 350 pound man punched him square in the mouth.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

And that man stood up after that.

[Hunter]

Oh, yeah.

[Allison]

Yeah. We can sit here and talk about.

[Britney Martin]

I'd still be on the floor.

[Allison]

Things that they should and shouldn't be doing, but at the end of the day, not out there on the field.

[Hunter]

Like, look, it had to.

[Britney Martin]

I got hurt the other day when Carter gave me a hug. He's getting too big for that. How they're doing this with helmets hitting your arm. Oh, sounds terrible.

[Hunter]

I did. I actually enjoyed Tom Brady's commentary of it, which is kind of weird. I don't really enjoy much that comes out of his mouth.

[Britney Martin]

That was the worst. Well, the part when we played. Patrick, we get it. You used to be in the league. Bring back Chris Collinsworth or somebody else that we don't care about.

[Hunter]

Yeah, Collinsworth's worse than him. I don't know. I just like to hear people's perspective that have done it. I hate when the. The commentators are people that haven't done it and they start telling you why.

[Britney Martin]

I think me and Si would make a great commentating.

[Hunter]

Oh, yeah, would. But then nobody's watching the game, right?

[Britney Martin]

Everybody.

[Hunter]

It's still the super bowl, but ain't nobody watching.

[Britney Martin]

You got a chance here. Somebody. Yeah, we'll do it for half the price of Tom Brady. He'll be the color, I'll be the play by play and we'll crush it.

[Hunter]

Y'all gonna work on that graphic at the bottom of the screen? It looked like Fox ran out of money.

[Britney Martin]

I like that. That was the one thing that I was like, I guess I'm wrong. Every. All my other opinions were pretty spot on with the Internet. That one.

[Hunter]

I was like, I thought I was watching like 1989 tech mobile, like just real glitchy Nintendo stuff. I thought that was. I didn't like it. I didn't care for it. But you know, we can sit here, everybody got an opinion right there. People listening here saying, well, I wish y'all wouldn't do that. So that's fine. And y'all have that right to that opinion, just like we do. So that's the thing about living in America.

[Britney Martin]

And you know what? Patrick Mahomes ain't gonna listen to me, and I ain't gonna listen to y'all.

[Hunter]

No, he might.

[Britney Martin]

Now, I might listen to some of y'all. You know who I will listen to?

[Hunter]

Who?

[Britney Martin]

You know the lady from Arkansas.

[Hunter]

Arkansas?

[Britney Martin]

You've never met her, actually.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Britney Martin]

She says she'd like to meet you, though. You seem like it's a direct quote. She texted me earlier. Here's a rule. Not many people that listen to this are gonna ever get my phone number. But if you're the lady that brings those homemade oatmeal cream pies.

[Hunter]

Oh, praise God.

[Britney Martin]

They're showing up Wednesday.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Britney Martin]

And I was supposed to tell you that.

[Hunter]

Okay, you just did. Thank you for that.

[Britney Martin]

She also said Martin's the only one I've never met, but I'd like to meet him most because he seems like a good time.

[Hunter]

Oh, well, you have a way in. You have a key to the door right there. You have homemade oatmeal cream pie.

[Britney Martin]

Those are currently being made for us. See you Wednesday.

[Hunter]

Thank you, Miss Arkansas. I don't know if you're really Miss Arkansas, but in my mind you are, because those homemade oatmeal cream pies are fantastic. I'll bring you out here.

[Allison]

I was about to say. Can I get one?

[Hunter]

Yeah, I'll bring you one. No problem.

[Britney Martin]

Her kid had a birthday party up here.

[Hunter]

Oh, for real?

[Britney Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Hunter]

That's the first one. Do that, huh? Oh, okay.

[Britney Martin]

And she brought gifts for us. I was like, this lady rules, man.

[Hunter]

I'm here to tell you what a time to be alive.

[Britney Martin]

The time to be alive.

[Hunter]

What a time to freaking be alive. I do love it.

[Britney Martin]

How are the twins? Brittany, how's being a mom of two rambunctious biters?

[Allison]

I'm exhausted.

[Hunter]

Hey, they don't bite.

[Britney Martin]

You don't look exhausted.

[Hunter]

I don't bite. Oh, they're not biters. Yeah, but they'll punch you.

[Allison]

Yeah, they'll headbutt you.

[Hunter]

Yeah, no biting, though.

[Allison]

Yeah, they're boys. Boys will be boys.

[Hunter]

Yeah, they're a good time.

[Allison]

They have a sweet side. I call them Sour Patch Kids.

[Britney Martin]

That's.

[Allison]

They got a sweet side and they got us out.

[Britney Martin]

How old are they now?

[Hunter]

Not quite two and a half, so. Yeah, we about got this whooped, right?

[Allison]

We're definitely in the thick of the twos, though.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

The twos are the worst.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Emotions are coming hard and fast. Now they're starting to figure out what those are.

[Allison]

I go through emotional whiplash daily.

[Hunter]

Just.

[Allison]

I don't know what I'm going to get.

[Hunter]

Yeah, we. We did have our first busted lip. Not as cool of a store as you think. It was self inflicted.

[Allison]

Yeah, definitely.

[Britney Martin]

Aren't they all?

[Hunter]

Well, this one, he just hit himself in the face with a bus. Because that's a good idea.

[Britney Martin]

A whole bus.

[Hunter]

Well, a little wooden bus. He was spinning around with it and then got a little. Got a little loose in turn three there. Bop. Right upside. And I look over, he just got a fat, bloody lip. I was like, boy, that's what life does to you, son. When you think you got it all under control. Bop hit you right in the mouth. How do you control.

[Allison]

That's basically what it is. They just wake up every day and just try to figure out a way to hurt themselves. We're. That's the pretty good at it era we're in right now.

[Hunter]

Pretty. Pretty legit at it too. Yeah, but it's fun, man. Right now is a lot of fun. Or for me, it's a lot of fun. I. I enjoy Brittany.

[Britney Martin]

You're not having fun.

[Allison]

I'm just.

[Hunter]

No, she's there all the time on the daily. Yeah. So probably not as fun.

[Allison]

But I'm still having fun, though. I don't want to say it because it is. Gosh, man. They say some of the funniest things. Oh, yeah, they do some of the funniest.

[Britney Martin]

I got a video the other day and he was just spouting off the ABCs.

[Allison]

But a couple. Smarty pants.

[Britney Martin]

Well, he was getting every letter wrong.

[Hunter]

But yeah, it ain't about the letters.

[Britney Martin]

He was pointing at letters and just guessing which one it was.

[Hunter]

Yeah, yeah. The. Well, the recognition of letters he's good at. If you have a puzzle.

[Allison]

Yes.

[Hunter]

But when he just sees. When he sees words strung together, it. That's just letters. Like abc. We'll go through the whole thing.

[Britney Martin]

Lottie went through a W phase. W. Everything started President. Oh, no. You'd ask her, what's dog start with? And she'd think real hard and go, W. I was like, no.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

What's cat start with W? I said, no, no, no, no.

[Hunter]

Right now. Oh, the coolest part. Waylon has finally realized that farts are funny.

[Allison]

Yes. He can fart on command.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

Hold on.

[Hunter]

It's funny.

[Britney Martin]

He can fart on command.

[Allison]

Yeah, we. Basically, he'll. We're like, that's he'll do it on his own and then we'll be like do it again. And he'll. You can see him like because we laugh when he does.

[Britney Martin]

Because he can, he can rip one on command.

[Allison]

He can rip a grown adult one on command.

[Britney Martin]

We need to take this kid on America's Got Talent.

[Allison]

You get it from his daddy paid.

[Britney Martin]

For something like that.

[Hunter]

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[Si]

Yeah, you don't want to get stupid blinds.

[Hunter]

That's hey you. Hey.

[Si]

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[Hunter]

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[Allison]

Yeah, it's funny.

[Hunter]

Like, I'm just glad he thinks farts are funny. Yeah. Sometimes you run across them, people get a little uptight about them.

[Britney Martin]

Well, I mean, there's a time and a place to get uptight about.

[Allison]

I was about to say we're going to have to.

[Hunter]

Well, when you're two and a half.

[Britney Martin]

They should be always.

[Hunter]

They should be funny.

[Britney Martin]

And they're actually. They get funnier whenever it's not funny for me to do it. It only gets funnier when a kid does it.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

Church, for instance.

[Hunter]

Oh, yeah, he's. Yeah, he'll be that kid if I.

[Britney Martin]

Rip one off in the middle of a sermon. Nobody's laughing at that. That's shame.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

If your kid does it, everybody's laughing.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Because he. I mean, he just does it and then looks around with the biggest smile on his face. Makes me very proud to have you done that.

[Britney Martin]

What?

[Allison]

Ripped one in the middle of a church service.

[Hunter]

Not out loud.

[Britney Martin]

Have I ever told you about Carter on that plane?

[Hunter]

No.

[Allison]

Oh, no.

[Hunter]

You need to gang.

[Britney Martin]

Sigh. It was the worst experience of my life. We're going to Colorado. We're in Dallas. We're flying into Colorado Springs. We're somewhere at 30 some odd thousand feet. We're like, halfway there, and a smell hits me.

[Hunter]

Oh, no.

[Britney Martin]

And I'm about. It's. It's my mom, my sister, her three kids. So there's 11 of us. Seats are three, three, three. So, like, I. I'm with my nieces, my twin nieces. One know why they're small. They know they ain't going to talk.

[Hunter]

There you go.

[Britney Martin]

We just chilling. Like. Yeah, they're very quiet kids, Jenna. I'm like, hey, go sit with the boys and the rambunctious crew. So. And all of a sudden, I smell something.

[Si]

I'm like, oh, there's a nasty odor.

[Britney Martin]

Oh, that. It was. It was poisonous, maybe. And I look at this. This poor dad on the left, and I'm like, nasty baby just took a dump on this plane. Why didn't you make him do that before we got on it? And I. Then I'm like, I noticed the panic. The dad's panicking. He looks and he's checking that kid's diaper, and I'm like, at least he's gonna go change it. Then he doesn't. And I'm like, The smell's still here, too. I'm just like. And then all of a sudden, my sister looks at me, and Carter's in the corner just giggling. There's people checking diapers all over this plane because somebody has clearly taken a dump somewhere. And my son's just over there smiling at my sister, knowing it was him. And then I'm embarrassed. And so we're trying. Yeah, we're trying not to let everybody else on the plane know, oh, that was us.

[Si]

I got him.

[Britney Martin]

I said, carter, you gas out that entire plane, man. And he just. To this day, if we're getting on a plane, Benz will go. I just hope Carter doesn't fart. Try and kill us all. I'm telling you, the oxygen mask almost dropped. It was that bad?

[Hunter]

I love it.

[Si]

That would have been good.

[Britney Martin]

Oh, I. I kid you not. 2. I saw two parents checking diapers of other people because that was the only explanation for how foul the whole.

[Hunter]

Somebody. Somebody done sold themselves.

[Britney Martin]

Nope, just Carter ripping one.

[Hunter]

Oh, praise.

[Allison]

How is it traveling with kids? We haven't.

[Britney Martin]

Don't do it. Why would you.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

Ever. In a world. I have a nice house. I just really like staying there where I can. No, it's not bad. We've gotten to the point. Now you have to make it a game. So, like, when we drove to St. Louis a few years ago, I was, who's a Road Warrior? And so then they were out to prove that they could sit in a car the longest. And, like, Ben's literally, like, we stopped after, like, four hours of driving. I was like, all right, let's go to the bathroom. He's like, nope. Road Warrior. That's stupid. Like, there's a difference. Like, you got to get out and, like, let's get a snack. And he's like, I'm a Road Warrior, Dad. I don't have to go to the bathroom. I'm like, how do you not. He's like, I haven't drank anything in, like, three days to prepare for this moment. I'm like, that's unhealthy. But they're pretty good about it. And nowadays you got iPads and stuff, so we don't do iPads for the first hour. Then it's like, whatever you want to do back there just to make it through.

[Allison]

All the boys don't even have iPads yet. I'm so.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Allison]

Nothing against them, but we're very against them. Yeah, I'm just.

[Britney Martin]

But we have them.

[Allison]

I'm not. I. I don't want to be an iPad. Mom, I know the time is going to come at some point, especially for long trips and things of that nature.

[Britney Martin]

Road trips and stuff. They're good because we don't have TVs in the car either. Yeah, like, I didn't want to be like, hey, yeah, we're gonna drive toy. Like we're watching TV on the way to church. That's dumb. I will just talk as a family or listen to music or something.

[Allison]

But you got an eight hour drive.

[Britney Martin]

We gonna watch tv. I'm gonna watch TV on that. And I might even be the one driving. That's not safe. People don't do that.

[Hunter]

Hey, I got a question. You're a shoe aficionado, right?

[Britney Martin]

Strong word, but maybe I have many shoes.

[Hunter]

How come in Monroe, this weekend, folks was like fighting and shooting over tennis shoes.

[Allison]

Oh, it hibbits.

[Hunter]

I saw you. We made like national news. You know that song, something about some Jordan Fives or something got released this weekend or something. And it never.

[Si]

Fighting over.

[Allison]

No, they were shooting each other straight up.

[Hunter]

Fist fighting, gunshots, fire. It's a wild video all over a pair of shoes.

[Allison]

Oh, there's a video. I didn't see the video.

[Britney Martin]

You hadn't seen the video? Oh, there's a video in a store that I've been in.

[Allison]

I was about to say, I've been in that hibbit many times.

[Hunter]

It gets used. Is that why you go there now?

[Britney Martin]

Oh, you know, support local and brick and mortar stores rule. I'm buying my shoes online.

[Hunter]

There you go.

[Britney Martin]

I won't get shot. But they live. But no, our mayor. Not our mayor. The Monroe mayor is a distinction, people.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

There's a river between.

[Allison]

I was just about to say a bridge.

[Britney Martin]

He had to come out with a whole thing. It was a bad deal.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I just couldn't believe it. Tennis shoes were to the worth, to the point of society, where tennis shoes equal gunshots. Like, I just find that bizarre. Right? Like, is that not weird that we can't just.

[Si]

Mental illness.

[Hunter]

Mental illness.

[Allison]

Okay, well, there was. Do you hear about that guy that was faking? Like he was hurt and on. It was over by tar. What's that service road behind Target.

[Hunter]

Mill Haven.

[Allison]

Mill Haven. And he was faking it so that people would stop and check on him. And he was trying to steal their car. He like, dragged the lady out.

[Hunter]

That's why live PD ended up here.

[Allison]

Yeah, we do have live PD here.

[Hunter]

I guess.

[Britney Martin]

You said that with too much excitement in your voice. That's a bad thing.

[Allison]

Yeah, I just love that Show.

[Britney Martin]

It was like, yeah, I'm gonna get on it.

[Hunter]

I love that show. We made it. No, I just. It's.

[Britney Martin]

It's crazy trying to see if I can get the. The crux of the shoes.

[Hunter]

You hear? It says something about Jordan Fives. That's all I know.

[Britney Martin]

Over people. Jordan Fives aren't even that cool. Okay. I had to say that. Yeah.

[Si]

Those shots are being fired over.

[Britney Martin]

Over these shoes right here, sir. How's that make you feel? Those shoes right there.

[Allison]

Oh, no.

[Britney Martin]

Somebody got shot at over those.

[Hunter]

Over tennis shoes. I mean, that's the wildest thing.

[Britney Martin]

And those are probably, like, $200 shoes, actually. Let's look it up.

[Allison]

They look very 2000s, early 2000s.

[Britney Martin]

It is the 2000s.

[Allison]

No, early 2000s. A very different age than now.

[Britney Martin]

Is that what you look at shoes and think of what year they were?

[Allison]

Yeah, kind of. Because no one can be original anymore, if you think about it.

[Britney Martin]

Give me a year.

[Allison]

Okay.

[Britney Martin]

It's a very uncomfortable sitting position, so I need to hear quickly.

[Allison]

I'm impressed that you did that. I'm not going to.

[Hunter]

You don't want to play this game with. Yeah. What?

[Britney Martin]

I don't know. I just bought these.

[Hunter]

Yeah. I'm just saying.

[Britney Martin]

That's the funniest part about shoes to me is people think some shoes are special, and then you just buy the regular ones, and most humans don't recognize it.

[Hunter]

Johnny D. Got more shoes than probably everybody in here.

[Britney Martin]

That's not true.

[Hunter]

Huh?

[Britney Martin]

Those shoes right there, I can buy for $318 right now in my size. And my size is more expensive because I got big feet. So for $318, I would just give you that if you were going to shoot me.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Here, I'll even. I'll even buy them. Yeah, you can have them. Like, I'll pay for. You can have them.

[Britney Martin]

You go home with the shoes. Just don't shoot me, please.

[Allison]

What a time to be alive.

[Britney Martin]

So somebody over 318. Somebody almost died.

[Hunter]

Look at size face.

[Allison]

They really don't look cool.

[Hunter]

That's just where we are.

[Allison]

But of course I did. I didn't think the Super. The super bowl halftime show was cool either.

[Britney Martin]

Hold on. Are my shoes cool?

[Allison]

Your suit? Your shoes actually look pretty cool.

[Britney Martin]

We're okay, then.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

What about size shoes?

[Allison]

Always.

[Hunter]

I bought them for 30 bucks for him off ebay.

[Britney Martin]

Did you really?

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Allison]

He's all about a slip on, too.

[Hunter]

Well, man, I knew we didn't make them anymore, so I went to the wonderful world of ebay to see If a pair in size 10 still exists.

[Si]

Well, I had about 10 pair of them and then they all got wore out.

[Hunter]

Yeah, he wore.

[Britney Martin]

And you know how much he paid for.

[Si]

I was down to put gorilla glue on them to keep. Keep them from. You know.

[Allison]

That sounds like something you would do.

[Britney Martin]

That's a way better system than shooting people over new shoes.

[Hunter]

Hunter. Good news for us. I don't think anybody's going to shoot us over our Brooks from academy and our wide feet. We have the same shoes.

[Allison]

Hunters are part of the wide foot club.

[Hunter]

I choose comfort over style.

[Allison]

Yeah, I had his offspring.

[Hunter]

So you don't say.

[Allison]

Also struggling with that problem for my what?

[Hunter]

Comfort style?

[Britney Martin]

No. Your offspring going to be in crocs until they're 12.

[Hunter]

Yeah, probably so. Especially Jackson. Yeah, he got a stomp down there. It does whing. Can wear whatever you want. Whing wear all the normal people stuff. Jackson not we're we over in that B and T section. Big and tall. That'd be fine.

[Britney Martin]

Martin, put my phone in the stop box. It's not a gun, but I need it. Boom. Just like that. Wide open right there. And you know what? Si. Open this.

[Si]

I ain't open up.

[Hunter]

See, he knows he can.

[Britney Martin]

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[Hunter]

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[Si]

That's it, boys.

[Hunter]

Do they still call that section for the kids husky? Like to make them feel better or they have to get rid of that?

[Britney Martin]

I gotta be honest with you, my friend. I, as a child, I was the tiny one. I didn't get husky till an adult.

[Hunter]

You were Ben's.

[Britney Martin]

Yes.

[Hunter]

You're a late bloomer.

[Britney Martin]

Smallest kid on the basketball court.

[Hunter]

There you go. Okay. You said no. I've always been this way. I started out.

[Britney Martin]

Yeah, you were husky. Yeah, I've seen the photograph.

[Hunter]

Yeah, it's fine. I'm good with it.

[Allison]

I wasn't husky, but I was a giant. I could see over everybody.

[Britney Martin]

Oh, you were that girl.

[Allison]

I was that girl.

[Britney Martin]

You're the tall girl. Her name was Julie.

[Allison]

In my class, there's one in every crowd.

[Britney Martin]

The weirdest part about this, by the way. Like, I feel like if I had to move somewhere, I could be like, yeah, Julie was cool. I asked her on a date in sixth grade and we never talked again.

[Allison]

But the problem is, might have been a height thing.

[Britney Martin]

We go. Yeah, it definitely was. She was way too. I'm taller than her now. In your face, Julie. Problem is Julie's nephew. I was at his birthday party the other day with Ben's because his town's so small.

[Hunter]

There you go.

[Britney Martin]

You go to that school, you just run into all the people you went to school with.

[Hunter]

Was Julie there? Yeah, she's still tall.

[Britney Martin]

No, she. She's been the same size since like seventh grade.

[Hunter]

Oh, she just, she's early.

[Britney Martin]

Just like Brittany.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Oh, she's still pretty big, though.

[Allison]

Yeah, I'm six feet.

[Britney Martin]

You're not six foot tall.

[Hunter]

She crowd six foot.

[Britney Martin]

No, you're six foot tall.

[Hunter]

Yeah, she Crowded. Yeah. She don't look at tall because she's next to me.

[Britney Martin]

Is that what it is?

[Hunter]

Yeah, we're just.

[Britney Martin]

Are you six foot tall?

[Allison]

Yeah. When I saw him and his height, I was like, I want that one.

[Hunter]

Like the other night. Well, like the other night.

[Si]

That one.

[Allison]

I want that one.

[Britney Martin]

Hey, friend, you need to wrap this show up and go home or something.

[Allison]

It was so for four hours.

[Britney Martin]

All of a sudden, Britney's over here wanting that one.

[Allison]

Dating for me was hard, cuz guys don't. Don't grow until later. Later on down the road. You just said it yourself.

[Britney Martin]

Well, I. I was like the smallest skid in class, and then one of the bigger ones between 9th and 10th grade, just over summer. I was like, hey, everybody. Then they're like, can you move? I was like, I do not know how to work this.

[Hunter]

It took me. It took me 20 years to grow into my head.

[Britney Martin]

So that's true.

[Hunter]

I mean, I got a. I got a noggin six foot tall.

[Britney Martin]

Brittany.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Yeah. Like the other night, my license says.

[Allison]

I'm 5 11, but if I stand up straight, I'm six feet tall.

[Hunter]

Yeah. The other night when we were at that deal, that party, Allison come over and kind of got in between me and Brittany. We was all just standing there talking. I was like, wow, you're little.

[Allison]

She is so.

[Britney Martin]

Johnny. I don't like. I don't like. I. I like sitting by y'all at church because used to. I awkwardly stood out.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

Now it's us and any. Now you're just. Yeah. Now Allison stands out because she's a tiny one.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Now you just one of the. Now you just want the big people.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

That sit down front.

[Britney Martin]

Yeah. I don't. I don't like whenever I'm a. Everybody else's heads at my shoulders.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Church, the only place that I sit down front, even though I'm tall. Most places I go to the back of a room just to be kind and polite.

[Britney Martin]

We were all. That's funny. A really funny thing that happened today that we're not allowed to talk about.

[Hunter]

Back row.

[Britney Martin]

We were all in the back row, and Allison kept complaining that she couldn't see.

[Hunter]

I know. Yeah. Yeah. She can't hang out with us in a crowd. Allison got to get up at the front.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Like, that's fine. You know, everybody had to kneel in their T ball.

[Allison]

I'm used to being in the back.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Back pictures, choir, all the things.

[Britney Martin]

All the choir just means you can't sing if you're in the back.

[Allison]

No, not true.

[Hunter]

You can sing.

[Allison]

Also not true.

[Hunter]

Wow. Hey, good news for you. Size got a band. So.

[Britney Martin]

Speaking of, I will have you know on Instagram last night, and I know you probably didn't check it, I. I did put up that today. I was going to start a petition for you and the psychotics to get back together to perform the next super bowl halftime show. Would you be willing to do that?

[Si]

Why not?

[Hunter]

Hey, I'm with you.

[Allison]

I'm here for it.

[Si]

Why not?

[Hunter]

You're probably going to have to find something a little more upbeat than he stopped loving her today though.

[Si]

Well, yeah. Well, do something.

[Britney Martin]

What song would you do? Super bowl halftime show. There's. How many people watch? 100 million people.

[Hunter]

I don't know. But I bet last night struggle. But one song. You got one song that you can nail.

[Si]

Tennessee Whiskey.

[Britney Martin]

I don't know who we got to talk to to get side of things. Tennessee Whiskey.

[Hunter]

That one song would take up the whole halftime show.

[Si]

That's right.

[Britney Martin]

Actually, you know who would make an excellent halftime show? Hoodie and the Blowfish.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

Sing everything and then go to Darius Rucker, Wagon Wheel. And then instead of Serena Williams doing whatever dance she was doing, Cy walks out. Crowd goes wild. Bald eagle lights on the 50 yard line. Donald Trump signs an executive order that this is now appreciation day. From this day henceforward. And I think Jesus might come back shortly there afterwards because we peaked.

[Hunter]

Speaking of our president, did he really put in an order from the suite at the super bowl to quit making pennies?

[Allison]

Yes.

[Si]

Quit making what?

[Britney Martin]

Pennies are gone.

[Si]

Pennies. Pennies are gone.

[Hunter]

Quit making new pennies.

[Britney Martin]

It cost.

[Allison]

They're not necessary.

[Britney Martin]

Look, this is how you know that the government's been in charge of the government. And now people that have been in charge of business are now in charge of the government. They said we're making these pennies. How much does it cost to make a penny? 2 cents.

[Si]

Because 2 cents to make one penny.

[Britney Martin]

It costs 2 cents to make one penny to make a penny. So you know what DT said BOP. That's over.

[Hunter]

All fat.

[Britney Martin]

That doesn't make any sense. Yeah.

[Allison]

Not logical.

[Si]

Why would you. In fact to make one penny.

[Britney Martin]

It makes such little sense. It makes negative one cent every time you do it.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Yeah. You're always in the hole.

[Si]

Yeah. You're never gonna come word good being stupid.

[Britney Martin]

We'll never financially recover from making pennies.

[Hunter]

So does that mean we need to start saving our pennies?

[Britney Martin]

You know what? I was at work today and I. There was A lot of cash customers this morning, and every one of them I was giving, like, two or three pennies to. And I was like, what, Should I just start giving them nickels? Should I start saying, sorry, we rounding.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

Down every time.

[Hunter]

Rounding up.

[Britney Martin]

Rounding to my favor every time. I don't know how it works.

[Hunter]

Yeah. I'd bury him, but I'm afraid Jay's come dig up my yard.

[Britney Martin]

Are we going to a penniless. When will we be a penniless society?

[Hunter]

Well, to be fair, it would. Math for everybody would probably get a lot easier if we just played, like, dominoes and went off fives and tens.

[Si]

That's right.

[Hunter]

5, 10, 15, 25, 33.

[Si]

If it ain't by any multiple of five. Is that.

[Hunter]

Yeah, but then.

[Britney Martin]

But everything's 599.

[Si]

Well, cut that out.

[Hunter]

I was going to be four that.

[Britney Martin]

Out, but then it's still not just rounded up. So just make it even.

[Hunter]

Well, thank goodness.

[Britney Martin]

But then taxes got to be even, too.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

And I don't think they are right now.

[Hunter]

What are we, city limits? Like 11%. So. Yeah, there's a. Yeah. Canadian.

[Allison]

Get in there.

[Britney Martin]

Beth refuses to speak on this podcast, and now that she gets to trash the American dollar, here she goes. No, Canada hasn't pennies for years, so you smart.

[Allison]

Very smart.

[Britney Martin]

But it's really only an issue for paying cash. Everything else will still be the, like, the three, the four, the five, or, you know, two.

[Hunter]

Because it. With electronic. It doesn't matter. Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

I can't believe we let Canada beat us to this moment.

[Hunter]

They beat us. Cheese fries of not making pennies.

[Britney Martin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

I mean, it makes.

[Hunter]

I mean, I guess I'm the weird. I still bend over and pick up penny.

[Allison]

I do not. I'm not running on that train, Martin.

[Britney Martin]

I don't. I mean, I don't want to put your.

[Si]

I pick up any money.

[Hunter]

That's. I side.

[Britney Martin]

I want to put your purse.

[Allison]

It's a dime.

[Si]

I pick up any money.

[Allison]

A dime or above.

[Hunter]

I will pick up a penny.

[Allison]

There too much sickness going around money.

[Britney Martin]

Oh, the two of you make more money than most human beings on the earth. And I'm. I'm a math guy. You make more money by just continuing to walk than to turn around and pick up a penny.

[Hunter]

Yeah, but I'm going to.

[Britney Martin]

The time it takes you to go. Let me pick that up. Is not worth a penny. Yeah.

[Hunter]

I also ain't never thrown one in a wishing well neither.

[Britney Martin]

I work charities.

[Hunter]

I work too hard to fling a piece of that's right. Fling a piece of change out there to say, you know what? I think that's going to work. This past year has been one of the hardest in my pillows histories. But. And that's. That's terrible for them. But you know what? It is? It's good for the customer, for the consumer. Because Mike Lindell and his employees want to thank you for helping them survive another terrible year. Because they just keep getting canceled because, you know, they say what they believe in. And so look, because of your continued support, they are extending their wholesale prices on classic MyPillows for our listeners. You can get the standard classic MyPillows for only $14.98. I can't even believe I'm saying that. Only $14.98.

[Britney Martin]

Did you say $14.98?

[Hunter]

Hey, you like that? It gets better.

[Si]

That's right.

[Britney Martin]

How could it get better?

[Hunter]

Because you can upgrade to a queen size MyPillow for just 18.98.

[Britney Martin]

Do you realize I have to furnish a full, like, lake house coming soon, and I'm just gonna go to mypillow.com duck and rake up stuff.

[Hunter]

That's what I'm talking about. Look, if you want good, make sure people keep coming back. You can get the king size for only a dollar. You want that?

[Britney Martin]

We'll spare no expense.

[Hunter]

Look, hey, and if you get somebody on like, maternity leave or something, you can get the my body pillows for 29.98 and multi use my pillows for only $9.98. God. Want to keep them in the boat. These are all prices that cannot be beat. And they won't last forever. But if pillows aren't your thing and you're like, man, you know what I'd really like a robe. There you go.

[Si]

Flippers.

[Hunter]

And maybe you already have your shower robe. Maybe you're looking for a tile TV robe. TV robe and tile tile number one.

[Britney Martin]

Because I'm getting a bunch of towels.

[Hunter]

They even got sheets. They got anything to make the great indoors better. That's all it is to it. And if you. If you need to go slipping around, they got them slippers, too. That's what Brittany wears all day, every day. Look, this amazing offer won't last forever. Go to mypillow.com, enter promo code or call 800-969-3137 to take advantage of these wholesale prices. Including the standard size MyPillow originally 49.98. Now only 1498. Queens, 1898, and Kings only a dollar more. Not only that order $75 or more. Ship absolutely free. Go to mypillow.com and enter promo code or call 800-969-3137 and do it today, immediately. Babe, I don't know. Have you been here since we've done voiceovers?

[Allison]

I haven't.

[Britney Martin]

All right, get ready. Do you know the phone number?

[Hunter]

It's 318-215-6559B.

[Britney Martin]

About time one of us learned that.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Also, I have to look up and Johnny's Pizza. Still 396-512-512. Oh.

[Britney Martin]

Oh, man.

[Hunter]

Wow.

[Britney Martin]

I ate so much pizza this weekend. I do want to give one shout out.

[Hunter]

Go ahead.

[Britney Martin]

Real quick, from the email. My man Andrew. That Andrew from Ireland, friend of the show. It's about to be his 30th birthday.

[Hunter]

Happy birthday.

[Britney Martin]

Andrew coming back, baby.

[Hunter]

He's coming back to the U.S. he's coming back.

[Britney Martin]

He wants to go duck hunting. He understands that that's not possible. I have no idea. But we are going with Godwinguides.com, baby.

[Hunter]

He's going fishing with Goblin. Heck, yeah, man.

[Britney Martin]

Planted on it.

[Hunter]

That's awesome.

[Britney Martin]

And, Andrew, I might have a place for you to stay here soon. We're gonna figure that out anyways. I love it.

[Hunter]

Hunter.

[Britney Martin]

Happy birthday, Andrew.

[Hunter]

Roll that. Beautiful.

[Britney Martin]

Hi, my name is Justin. I'm from Evan, Oklahoma. My question is, if you guys could be any cartoon character, who would you be? I love you guys. You're awesome. I love this guy. What was his name?

[Hunter]

Thank you, Justin.

[Britney Martin]

Okay, that. I really liked him. And he was. I love all you guys, especially Sa. Like, we already know that. You don't gotta rub it in cartoon characters.

[Hunter]

Yo, yo, Sesame who fam.

[Allison]

Hey, I could see that.

[Hunter]

Yosemite Sam.

[Si]

Yosemite.

[Britney Martin]

You'd be a cowboy.

[Si]

I like him because he has the.

[Hunter]

Mustache and the guns.

[Si]

And the guns.

[Britney Martin]

He's been known to carry some six.

[Si]

He's a cowboy.

[Hunter]

Like, are we going classic cartoons or new cartoons?

[Si]

I think, hey, go whatever way.

[Britney Martin]

Any cartoon you want.

[Hunter]

I was just curious. I watch a lot of cartoons now.

[Britney Martin]

Me, too.

[Hunter]

Not a lot like the same ones, but I do like them.

[Allison]

I mean, I'm intrigued to hear what yours is.

[Hunter]

I think I'd like to be Bluey's dad.

[Britney Martin]

Oh, man. I almost said he's gonna go with something like Bluey's dad. I almost. I would. I tell you, I was this close.

[Hunter]

Because he never fails at being a father.

[Allison]

Yeah, he does.

[Hunter]

He's like, yeah. He sets dad goals to unreasonable expectations because you can't meet him like, he does.

[Britney Martin]

Do you ever watch Bluey? It's a new show where the dad's.

[Si]

Literally just who he is.

[Allison]

It's a family of dogs. It's a kids show. Yeah, they're dogs. The dog, a family of blue healers. Oh, it's funny because I was gonna say chili.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Allison]

I want to be Bluey's mom. She's really cool.

[Britney Martin]

Nerds. I can tell, y'all. We can tell.

[Hunter]

Yeah, you can tell who's got the two year old.

[Britney Martin]

Like, I'm just trying to figure out like if Darth Vader was ever in a cartoon so I can say him.

[Hunter]

Because my other thing be like, you know, rubble from Rubble and Crew. Like, I mean, my man's a dog who gets to drive an excavator. I mean, that. That pretty well checks a lot of boxes too. So I mean, like, I can see myself as a young kid. I know why they like the Paw Patrol stuff, because that stuff's cool if you're a kid.

[Allison]

Like, and you were making fun of me for getting too into that episode the other day.

[Hunter]

You gasp.

[Allison]

I didn't know he was going to eat them.

[Britney Martin]

Like, were you worried?

[Allison]

Yes, I did. I.

[Britney Martin]

Hey, friend, no spoilers. They ain't killing off anybody in kids show.

[Hunter]

I know.

[Britney Martin]

I said, yeah, the good guys are going to win.

[Hunter]

The other morning we were watching.

[Britney Martin]

I got mine now, by the way.

[Hunter]

The more we were watching Paw Patrol and there's like, I don't know, something got real big.

[Allison]

It was a giant eel.

[Hunter]

Giant eel scooped up the mayor. And when the eel scooped up the mayor, Brittany went. The boys never even flinched. Right. Like, and Brittany just like, like the same kind of you make on a spy movie. When somebody shocked me. Kill. Yeah.

[Allison]

It shocked me. I. I wasn't. I didn't.

[Hunter]

I looked over at her, I said, really? I was like, she's gonna be okay.

[Britney Martin]

She was worried.

[Si]

That was like being true grip when that rattlesnake bit that girl, which on the well, yeah. I screamed out.

[Britney Martin]

Now, people. Yeah, she could have been in real trouble. But Paw Patrol, Disney junior is a safe place.

[Hunter]

Yeah, very.

[Allison]

I'm a stay at home mom to two two year olds.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Allison]

It is what it is.

[Britney Martin]

I was thinking maybe Woody from Toy Story.

[Allison]

Oh.

[Britney Martin]

But actually, I think I'm gonna go with Michelangelo.

[Hunter]

Oh. Ninja Turtle.

[Allison]

I honestly thought you would say Ninja turtles.

[Britney Martin]

His favorite food, Pizza. He fights crime and he's just a good time to be around. Yeah.

[Hunter]

I'm so far removed from that though, that our whole life is. I mean, I thought about Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig, too.

[Britney Martin]

And you watch way different. At least. Hey, once you get a girl. I was going through all the knights and shining arm. I was like, maybe that's Finn Guy from Frozen. He seems cool.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Allison]

Finn is from.

[Britney Martin]

He's not Sven. Oh, come on, dude. See, girl, you don't have girls. Yeah, I can sing every word to all of Frozen.

[Hunter]

The boys do love Moana.

[Allison]

Yeah, they do.

[Hunter]

Yeah, they love Moana.

[Britney Martin]

We're not Moana, people. Yeah, Simba would be a good one.

[Si]

Coyote and. And Roadrunner.

[Hunter]

Yes. See, that's kind of the era I wanted to live in. But I just had to be honest with the one I'm in now.

[Britney Martin]

I knew you were going with Bluey's dad, and I'm upset that I didn't say it.

[Hunter]

Well, he's. I mean, he's.

[Allison]

He's a cool dad.

[Hunter]

He's. Dad goals, man. Like, if you.

[Britney Martin]

No, he is.

[Hunter]

If you could be that plugged in as a dad compared to him. Yeah, like, he's. But you can't measure yourself off Blue's deck.

[Britney Martin]

Yeah. Cause, you know, we only get, like, 30 minutes of him a week. Yeah, we don't see those other nights when he's pissed. Just leave me alone, kid. I don't want to play fetch with you. Yeah, we're dogs. I'm working here.

[Allison]

They do have a episode like that for the mom, though. And she's like, I need 20 minutes. And they, like, let her go, and.

[Britney Martin]

Mom have a nervous breakdown. But Dad's over there just going strong, powering through. I'll be back from work, kids.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

Why?

[Allison]

Hey, Moms carry the mental load.

[Britney Martin]

I know you do.

[Hunter]

You go. I don't discount that. Hunter, what else you got?

[Britney Martin]

While you're allowed to have the mental breakdown down?

[Hunter]

I would be Shaggy, in case you guys were interested.

[Allison]

Oh, I can see.

[Britney Martin]

That's because they've both done too many weird drugs. I'm just kidding. Hunter doesn't do drugs. He just looks like he does.

[Hunter]

How come the first thing when he said that, I said to myself, it wasn't me? You're.

[Britney Martin]

Different generation. Different generation.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

Good song, though.

[Hunter]

It wasn't me. He didn't.

[Britney Martin]

Yeah, I could see that.

[Allison]

Yeah, I could see it, too.

[Britney Martin]

Got a bunch of weird friends that don't belong together Weird friends, Best friends a dog. Best friends, a dog.

[Hunter]

He eats a lot. I mean, I think it fits.

[Britney Martin]

Yeah. No, it does. With another one. Let's go, guys. My name is Joel from Ontario, Canada. Oh, no. Also known as the 51st state, apparently.

[Hunter]

My question for you guys is, if you had to pick one country besides America, what country would you live in?

[Britney Martin]

Heaven. All right.

[Hunter]

Have a good day. See you.

[Britney Martin]

Heaven.

[Hunter]

America. Bust one country.

[Allison]

I know exactly where I go ahead. Australia. Australia, baby.

[Hunter]

I got.

[Allison]

They're out in the middle of nowhere by themselves. The sand. They do got a lot of weird animals and stuff.

[Britney Martin]

I think New Zealand.

[Hunter]

I was going to say at least a little bit better.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

At least we'd be close to each other, because I'm going to New Zealand. New Zealand.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

I'm going to New Mexico if I have to.

[Hunter]

New Mexico, not old Mexico.

[Britney Martin]

I really need to put some thought into this can.

[Hunter]

No offense, bro. Canada get too cold.

[Britney Martin]

Yeah, Canada.

[Hunter]

It's too cold for too long.

[Allison]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

I did live in Italy three months.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Allison]

Did you.

[Britney Martin]

Not doing that again. Paris sucks. That place is dirty.

[Allison]

I have heard that.

[Britney Martin]

Germany's awesome.

[Hunter]

Scotland was kind of me.

[Britney Martin]

History's a little messed up.

[Allison]

Ireland intrigues me as well.

[Britney Martin]

Ireland's fun. I could go live with Andrew.

[Hunter]

Yeah, you could become instruction guy with Andrew.

[Britney Martin]

He listens to podcasts too much for me.

[Hunter]

No, I'm going.

[Britney Martin]

Where are you going? Nope. I said America, son. You bet. Yes. I've been all over.

[Hunter]

Yeah, he's lived everywhere.

[Britney Martin]

Do they speak English in, like, Saint Lucia?

[Hunter]

The islands? Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure I'd have to pick one.

[Britney Martin]

Of them islands that the British people tried to steal, taught everybody English, and then left. And then I'd be like, you know what? I can fit in at a beach surrounded by water. I'd figure out which of my favorite of those were. I don't even announce them. Yeah, those people we play in soccer about once every four years. Beat, like, five to nothing. That's where I'd be. Yeah, one of them islands you probably.

[Hunter]

Won'T go, like, St. Lucia or something.

[Britney Martin]

Yeah, that one looks nice. I saw it on the Bachelor one time that people look like they're having a good time.

[Allison]

You watch the Bachelor? I have more questions about that.

[Britney Martin]

Well, too bad. Second Corinthians 9.

[Hunter]

That's another show.

[Britney Martin]

That's another show. You'll have to. You don't watch the Bachelor?

[Allison]

No, I'm. I'm such a. I hate it.

[Britney Martin]

But Allison will watch football.

[Allison]

I. I watched the Bachelor and the Bachelorette, like, when it first became a thing, and then I just.

[Britney Martin]

Well, I'm here to tell you it's only gotten worse. Anyways, hey, I. There was a Super bowl commercial that intrigued Me greatly, because I did not know this, but New Orleans Children's Hospital, which I would say is responsible for the life of my son Carter, has been renamed. Did you see the commercial? It is now called the Manning Family Children's Hospital because a donation of significant size was given by the Manning brothers. Dad. And all of them.

[Hunter]

Everybody.

[Britney Martin]

My God. So that's really cool to me, just because of the history I have with Children's Hospital. Like, I think we're going there this summer for a checkup, like, and it's gotten way nicer since we lived there for three months. And they keep adding on great stuff. But the work they do there is amazing. But the fact that somebody who's made tons of money is on now. He's on cookie commercials and everything. His dad's made a ton of money. His brother's made a ton of money. His other brother's made a ton of money. Now their nephews are making a ton of money. They said, let's help out, kids. And I don't know the Mannings at all. I don't know their spiritual walk at all, but I know that they're doing right with what's been given to them. And 2nd Corinthians 9, 8 does say, and God is able to bless you abundantly so that in all things, at all times, having all that you need, you will abound in every good work. And I just got to give props to the Mannings. That's good work.

[Hunter]

Hey. Amen.

[Britney Martin]

I don't care who you are.

[Hunter]

He likes to fish.

[Britney Martin]

Helping out kids is cool in my book.

[Hunter]

He likes to fish.

[Allison]

Yeah. We met Peyton Manning.

[Britney Martin]

Oh, y'all have met Peyton, but my cousin's in a cookie commercial.

[Allison]

Listen, we couldn't. We took a picture, and I wasn't allowed to post it, though, so I didn't get to tell anybody.

[Britney Martin]

I. Wasn't she allowed to?

[Allison]

I'm telling people now. I've met Peyton Manning, and it was wonderful.

[Britney Martin]

Oh, you're a volunteer, too, also.

[Hunter]

Peyton Manning, twin dad.

[Allison]

Yeah, he is a twin dad. We met his twins.

[Hunter]

Yeah. We were fishing.

[Allison]

He has a boy and a. Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

And if you ever see the Nestle Toll House commercial where he's dancing, that's my cousin Heath that makes fun of him.

[Hunter]

Really? Yeah.

[Allison]

Look at us.

[Britney Martin]

We were sad it didn't make it to Super Bowl.

[Hunter]

Peyton and. Or Eli and.

[Britney Martin]

Or Arch and.

[Hunter]

Or Arch. Or Archie.

[Britney Martin]

Or Archie. Or Cooper.

[Si]

Archie.

[Britney Martin]

If your last name is Manning, we.

[Hunter]

Have a chair for you.

[Britney Martin]

Even if you're one of the ones we don't know.

[Allison]

Yeah, I'm coming in for that.

[Hunter]

We have a chair.

[Britney Martin]

We have a chair. To any and all Mannings.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Britney Martin]

Louisiana rules. New Orleans rules.

[Hunter]

Put Eli in the hall of fame. All right, we'll see y'all next time.

[Britney Martin]

What's up with.