Justin Martin’s Wife Had an Arrest Warrant & He Was Ready to Call the Cops

Summary

Duck Call Room – Episode Summary

Podcast: Duck Call Room
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Episode: Justin Martin’s Wife Had an Arrest Warrant & He Was Ready to Call the Cops
Date: May 28, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode is a blend of classic Duck Commander humor, story-swapping, and local Southern flavor. The guys trade tales about marriage (especially the quirks and mishaps), movie snack adventures, nostalgic fast food, and bizarre run-ins with the law—culminating in the story of Justin Martin’s wife’s accidental brush with an arrest warrant. Throughout, the hosts riff on everything from breakfast at Bojangles, the enduring love of slip-on tuxedo t-shirts, to the pains of government paperwork, all seasoned with their signature wit and good-natured jabs.

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Main Discussion Highlights

Newlywed Game Recap & Marriage Antics (01:20–02:32)

• Newlywed Game with Wives: The previous day’s “Newlywed Game” ends with John-David and Allison as winners, beating Justin and Brittany by two points. Justin recounts how therapy and self-reflection both play a role in healthy competition.

  “The therapy’s helping, but I’m not mad at either the answers I missed.” — Martin Robertson (01:21)

• Losing Keys: Martin and Jase discuss their chronic key-losing habits, especially involving bodies of water.

  “Both times, [my keys] have been unrecoverable. Once in a private place, and once in Bif River.” — Martin (02:17)

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Hot Dogs, Movie Snacks, and Embarrassing First Dates (02:32–07:32)

• Birthday Hot Dog Roller: Jase receives a gas-station-style hot dog roller for his birthday. Extended debate on how long hot dogs can sit on a roller without going bad ensues, leading into movie theater food talk.

  “If you go swim for like, three hours and just leave a hot dog cooking at 180, they only get better.” — Jase Robertson (03:13)

• Nacho Date Disaster: Hunter shares a cringe-worthy story about a date who licked cheese-covered fingers while watching "Die Hard."

  “No, the worst part was she licked her hand... Didn’t even go wash them.” — Hunter (04:44)

• Movie Snack Etiquette: Discussion turns to the acceptability of licking nacho fingers and eating messy foods in public. Martin admits to occasionally licking his fingers but insists on handwashing afterward (05:36).

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Fast Food Nostalgia and Restaurant Gripes (08:00–15:17)

• Movie Theater Dining: The group reminisces about eating full meals at modern theaters, Pizza Hut’s nostalgic glory (red cups, buffets), and the now-dreary interiors of fast food chains.

  “Have you noticed that all restaurants are dreary now? Like, look at the Taco Bell. It’s just gray. It’s a gray box.” — Jase Robertson (09:09)

• Fast Food Preferences: Martin claims breakfast is the best fast food meal, and the group reminisces about Bojangles breakfast, Mexican corn, and homemade breakfast hash.

  “Breakfast is my favorite fast food... I don’t care for burgers.” — Martin Robertson (14:22)

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Sock Debates, Tuxedo T-Shirts, and Redneck Formalwear (15:22–22:56)

• Socks from the Gas Station: Si debuts oddly-designed American flag socks, sparking a heated debate on sock prices and comfort.
• Tuxedo T-Shirt Lore: Si’s refusal to wear real ties led to him donning a tuxedo-print t-shirt for formal occasions, which he wears proudly—even threatening to be buried in it.

  “It’s actually really cool. I got it hanging up in my closet. I wear it to podcasts.” — Si Robertson (19:10) “The day comes and we celebrate your life. Am I allowed to wear a tuxedo T shirt to your service?” — Martin Robertson (20:00)

• Redneck Dress Codes: The hosts joke about requesting all pallbearers wear tuxedo t-shirts at Si’s eventual funeral.

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Southern Politicians, Wit, and Quotes (24:31–32:18)

• Senator John Kennedy’s Quotes: Extended riff on Louisiana’s Senator Kennedy and his famous (and infamous) down-home quips.

  “If you’re against the police force and next time you have an emergency, why don’t you call a crackhead?” — John Kennedy, related by John Luke (26:31) “On bad advice, you can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.” — Kennedy quote via Jase (27:17)

• Regular Folks in Politics: The crew debates which politicians sound the most like everyday Southerners and speculate about what politicians are really like off-camera.

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Tangled with the Law: Tickets, Warrants & Paperwork Fiascos (36:00–44:17)

• Tolls, Collections, and Traffic Cameras: Jase discovers his credit was dinged for an unpaid $11 Florida toll road, leading to jokes on how minor infractions can escalate (36:43–38:59).
• Martin’s Wife’s Arrest Warrant: Martin’s wife Brittany briefly had a warrant due to paperwork being filed in the wrong jurisdiction; Martin considers telling law enforcement her location for laughs.

  “I need to be there so we can film it, that way, it’d be kind of fun, you know.” — Martin Robertson (39:32)

• Nightmare DMV Experiences: Si and John Luke recall nightmares with DMV paperwork, vehicle registration, and the relief upon finally encountering a competent, helpful employee.

  “But it took me forever before I could actually get the paperwork to put my truck legally on the road.” — Si Robertson (42:35)

• Inspection Stickers and Louisiana Red Tape: Discussion on the new QR code system replacing vehicle stickers and skepticism about its effectiveness (44:24–45:54).

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Daylight Saving Time, Family Routines & Outdoors (45:58–49:10)

• Permanent DST Debate: Lively discussion about Louisiana’s bill to make DST permanent, the pros and cons regarding kids’ routines, and the joys of extra daylight for piddling and duck hunting.

  “Imagine getting off work in December and it’s still daylight, even if it’s just for a minute.” — Jase Robertson (48:23)

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Listener Email Segment (49:14–54:27)

• Wildlife in the South: Listeners email about animal encounters, including news of a jaguar sighting in Arizona; the crew debates whether Louisiana could host black panthers.

  “There’s no such thing as a black panther. There could be a black jag.” — Martin Robertson (50:13)

• Marriage & Money Advice: Advice to a listener about to be married: eat at home, be friends before spouses, respect each other, and always laugh together.

  “Learn to laugh a lot together.” — Si Robertson (52:41) “Grace and mercy are key here, buddy. You’re gonna expect it, so the only way to expect it is to give it.” — Martin Robertson (54:20)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “If you go swim for, like, three hours and just leave a hot dog cooking at 180, they only get better.”
  — Jase Robertson (03:13)
• “No, the worst part was she licked her hand... Didn’t even go wash them. Like, licked all of the cheese sauce.”
  — Hunter (04:44)
• “The day comes and we celebrate your life. Am I allowed to wear a tuxedo T shirt to your service?”
  — Martin Robertson (20:00)
• “On bad advice, you can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.”
  — Kennedy quote via Jase (27:17)
• “Grace and mercy are key here, buddy... The only way to expect it is to give it.”
  — Martin Robertson (54:20)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Newlywed Game/Marriage Antics: 01:20–02:32
• Hot Dog Roller/Movie Snacks: 02:32–07:32
• Fast Food Nostalgia: 08:00–15:17
• Socks & Tuxedo T-Shirt Tales: 15:22–22:56
• Political Wit & Sen. Kennedy Quotes: 24:31–32:18
• Tickets, Warrants & DMV Fiascos: 36:00–44:17
• Permanent Daylight Saving & Outdoor Time: 45:58–49:10
• Listener Email: Jaguars, Marriage, Saving Money: 49:14–54:27

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Episode Tone and Style

Light-hearted, self-deprecating, and full of Southern banter, the episode moves quick from topic to topic, punctuated with jokes, tall tales, and the relatable struggles of grown men navigating family life, bureaucracy, and nostalgia. Plenty of inside jokes and recurring gags (like tuxedo shirts and hot dogs) keep the chatter lively and authentic.

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This summary captures the best moments, humor, and lessons of the episode for anyone who wants to join in the fun—even if they missed the full ride in the Duck Call Room.

Transcript

[Si Robertson]

So good, so good, so good.

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[Martin Robertson]

Hey, y' all don't even know. YouTube especially. We recorded an episode without you. S. So we gave you the day off. You're welcome. Didn't even deduct it.

[Si Robertson]

I was wondering about that.

[Martin Robertson]

Didn't even deduct it from your pay.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, there was a lot of cleanup this morning. So what happened?

[Si Robertson]

That's what I saw when I come in.

[Martin Robertson]

I said, cleanup.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know what that.

[Martin Robertson]

From us.

[Si Robertson]

They had something going on.

[John Luke Robertson]

Something was going on here.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, no. We just played the Newlywed Game with our wives. I'm here to tell you that John, David and Allison won. They beat us by two. They beat me and Brittany by two. The therapy's helping, but I'm not mad at either. The answers I missed either. Like, the ones we didn't get right. Because I was like, yeah, both checks out. It was I. The problem, the one that kind of irritated me a little bit was the losing of the keys. Now, I will say, when I lose my keys, they're gone. You don't find them, like. And the problem is I know exactly where they are.

[Jase Robertson]

I had to just look for my keys.

[Martin Robertson]

You just can't get to them. I know where they are.

[Jase Robertson]

I never know where mine are, but.

[Martin Robertson]

But Brittany will ping them 17 times a day. So it's like, yeah, well, whatever. What. What does lost really mean in that world? Like, my. I will say, though, when mine are gone, they're gone. Well, they're generally at the bottom of a body of water.

[Si Robertson]

I was just gonna say water is involved in where they're at.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, exactly. Twice that's happened. At both times, they've been unrecoverable. Once in a. In a private place and once in bif River So I haven't lost my keys. Yeah. I have, in fact, lost my keys twice, so.

[Jase Robertson]

But we didn't. We haven't got to tell SAI what I got for my birthday.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. I want to see his reaction.

[Jase Robertson]

So you want to see a picture what I have for my birthday, what Allison bought me for my birthday, but.

[Si Robertson]

She bought you for your birthday?

[Martin Robertson]

It's a hot dog roller.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, like in a gas station.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

It's standing straight up.

[Jase Robertson]

I look like.

[Si Robertson]

Guys, that's some kind of special gun.

[Martin Robertson]

No.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, they got a pool table.

[Martin Robertson]

I mean, it is loaded.

[Si Robertson]

Well, no, but then I looked and I said, no, that's okay.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. You need to rotate it.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know how to rotate.

[Martin Robertson]

I don't either.

[Jase Robertson]

This is just the picture I sent Martin yesterday on Memorial Day.

[Martin Robertson]

And I said, praise God.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, and I bet they're really good, too.

[Jase Robertson]

So Big Dave heated them up and then put them on there.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Turns out if you go swim for, like, three hours and just leave a hot dog cooking at 180, they only get better. And then. Look, this is just me headed home with my hot dog roller.

[Martin Robertson]

I love the sticker on the front.

[Jase Robertson]

It says hot dogs.

[Si Robertson]

Wait a minute.

[Jase Robertson]

Delicious hot dog, huh?

[Si Robertson]

Where's the hot dog?

[Martin Robertson]

They go.

[Jase Robertson]

I ate them all. Well, hey, this was after the party, and you didn't call me that sticker says hot dogs.

[John Luke Robertson]

So they were. They were still good after an hour and a half or what?

[Jase Robertson]

Good three hours later.

[Martin Robertson]

Well, how long do you think they said it? Like, the gas stations when they're turning

[John Luke Robertson]

on or the theater?

[Martin Robertson]

The theater, yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah. They still have them in the theater, do they?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

I ain't been inside.

[Jase Robertson]

That actually tracks.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Need to go to the movies, huh? Oh, Hunter, do they have a hot dog roller in the movie theater?

[Martin Robertson]

Have you ever eaten a hot dog? A movie hot dog, Hunter?

[Hunter]

I have not.

[Martin Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

See, that's the thing, though. Those suckers are putting those on there right now, and you think that's gross, but I'm here to tell you, it's amazing.

[Hunter]

I did go on a date with someone that got, like, knock nachos and got that, like, cheese sauce, like, all over her hands, and then she tried to, like, hold on to me during the movie, and it was super gross. I, like, hid in the bathroom for, like, 30 minutes,

[John Luke Robertson]

nacho kind of hug.

[Martin Robertson]

I'm rarely. I'm rarely speechless.

[Jase Robertson]

But you went on a date with a girl who ate nachos with her fingers.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And then tried to hold your hand.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

And it was squishy and nasty and cheesy.

[Hunter]

No, the worst part was she licked her hand.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Hunter]

Didn't even go wash them. Like, licked all of the cheese sauce.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh.

[Martin Robertson]

To be fair, ain't that where you were hoping to get at the date?

[Hunter]

No.

[Martin Robertson]

So I'm not trying to figure out what you were so gross.

[John Luke Robertson]

Did you have a second date with follow up question.

[Martin Robertson]

Is there any chance she listens to this podcast?

[Hunter]

No.

[Martin Robertson]

Okay, another follow up question. Did she look like me? Because I have a feeling that's a loaded question.

[John Luke Robertson]

I told you had a beard.

[Jase Robertson]

I think he was going more with, like, the 64275.

[Martin Robertson]

Because there's only a certain stature of people that lick their fingers after nachos. I'm one of them.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I mean, not. Not just any nachos. Movie theater nachos.

[John Luke Robertson]

They've been there a while.

[Jase Robertson]

That cheese came from a can.

[Martin Robertson]

Now, I will have to say I will lick my fingers post nachos, but I do go wash my hands, so that's normal.

[Hunter]

But also washing your hands afterwards is normal. Not trying to, like, he said, that's hold your hand or hold on you or whatever.

[Martin Robertson]

Hunter's. The only reason I ask is the first depiction. Y' all can't see Hunter, but I can. His first depiction of, like, hold on to me was like, he wrapped himself in a bear hug. So.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, y' all are on the back row of the movie theater. Well, hey, where those armrests fold up?

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Martin Robertson]

Huh. That's why I was like, we gotta

[Jase Robertson]

dive more into this. What movie was hey, the woman was

[Si Robertson]

hungry and then she wanted to hug.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah. Hey.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, Christmas release of Die Hard. So.

[Hunter]

Yeah, it was back in, like, 2023.

[Jase Robertson]

It wasn't.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

He's like, it's Die Hard came out in 1988, brother.

[Hunter]

I go see Die Hard in theaters

[Martin Robertson]

every year for Christmas.

[Hunter]

For Christmas.

[Martin Robertson]

You're one of those people says, And

[John Luke Robertson]

hug and cheese and hugs.

[Martin Robertson]

Do they. Does she have, like, jalapenos on them, too? Connor said, I hid in the bath.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's a good move.

[Jase Robertson]

Honey, be fair. I don't want your cheese fingers touching me either. Was this a first date?

[Martin Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Hunter]

We went on a few dates, but this is when things were starting to go downhill.

[Jase Robertson]

This was the last day.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah. It's got to be toward the end.

[Martin Robertson]

So is the bathroom.

[Jase Robertson]

And then went on another day. I was.

[Hunter]

Well, I was thinking maybe. Maybe it's all in my head, you know, maybe.

[Martin Robertson]

Maybe it'll get better.

[John Luke Robertson]

Maybe it Wasn't that bad.

[Hunter]

It did not get better.

[Martin Robertson]

So is licking fingers without washing your hands. Is that considered a red flag for you?

[Hunter]

Oh, I think in that context, yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

You're at the movie theater. I mean, that's just.

[Jase Robertson]

That's a red flag for everyone.

[Martin Robertson]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

Licking your fingers after nachos in a movie theater where everything's sticky anyways.

[John Luke Robertson]

But Martin admitted to doing it.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, of course.

[Martin Robertson]

I don't eat nachos at a movie theater, though there are some foods that are reserved for the ballpark. No, my house. Because if I eat nachos, it's not just gonna be on my fingers. It's gonna be on my shirt.

[Jase Robertson]

It's gonna be everywhere.

[Martin Robertson]

It's gonna be everywhere. So there are some foods I just don't eat in public. And nachos is.

[Jase Robertson]

Allison made that Mexican corn.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

This elote with the sauce and the white and the cheese and the tahin cheese.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

That changes the color of my beard when I eat that. I wouldn't eat that at the movies either.

[Martin Robertson]

That's what I'm saying. There are some foods that are just like, I go to the movie. If I go, which I don't know, the last time, if I get anything, it's going to be popcorn.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't praise the Lord for movie theater.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. So I'm not. I'm not going down the exotic menu at the movie theater.

[Jase Robertson]

Movie theater is better now, though. You got the app, so you don't have to wait in line and you can just. Me and my kids ate dinner at the movies one time. One person got a corn dog. One person got a pizza pizza. 1.

[Martin Robertson]

How's the. How's the movie pizza?

[Jase Robertson]

It's Pizza Hut pizza.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, really?

[Jase Robertson]

Pizza Hut has gotten so desperate, they've gone into the movie theaters.

[Martin Robertson]

Well, now they're. Now they're going back to the old Pizza Hut. Right.

[Jase Robertson]

We need that.

[Martin Robertson]

And I see that over the weekend, we're going back to red cups and buffets.

[Jase Robertson]

Yep. Sigh. We have great news, the good folks of Pizza Hut, because have you noticed that all restaurants are dreary now? Like, look at the Taco Bell.

[Martin Robertson]

I don't go to a lot of them.

[Jase Robertson]

It's just gray. It's a gray box.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Well, they don't want you in there no more.

[Jase Robertson]

Taco Bell used to be, like, a place where you'd go and live quarters. Cinnamon sticks, live moss. Yeah. And there was a little Chihuahua and bright colors.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And Ronald McDonald was right up the road with a playhouse. And now it's just like all like

[Martin Robertson]

a corporate office now. It's order on your app and get the heck out of.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, everybody get in and out.

[Jase Robertson]

We lost the fans, but Pizza Hut is bringing it back. You know what I'm saying?

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. I mean, really, you think about. The only ones that are still bright are like raising canes. Pretty bright. Chick Fil A. Still bright on the inside. Dad said Popeye is still bright orange on the inside.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

So chicken is. Chicken is in. I guess. Which good thing for this town side.

[Jase Robertson]

Does that excite you that Pizza Hut's going back to the 80s model of restaurant?

[Si Robertson]

I don't care what weather does.

[Martin Robertson]

I ain't eating Pizza Hut.

[Jase Robertson]

You're missing out.

[Martin Robertson]

He gonna order his Johnny.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

Once a week. Johnny.

[John Luke Robertson]

He's staying with John. He's kind of upset with Johnny's. They were about an hour late with an order a couple weeks back.

[Jase Robertson]

Speaking of upset, Big.

[Si Robertson]

That was weird, though.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You got to give us that Is going right to the house.

[John Luke Robertson]

Here's where. Here's when I knew it was bad. When I said. They said, well, what did you order? And I was like, sad. They hadn't even started making it yet.

[Jase Robertson]

Look how awesome that is.

[Martin Robertson]

Yes. My childhood. Praise God. Look at those tablecloths.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, that's legit. You know how bad I want to go there with my kids right now?

[Martin Robertson]

I don't think ours is on the now.

[Jase Robertson]

Our Pizza Hut and now it's just like a little corporate.

[Martin Robertson]

Ours is like the size of this room. But a few years. I don't even know how they make a pizza.

[John Luke Robertson]

A few years ago. A few years ago, ours was just like that.

[Jase Robertson]

Ours held on longer than most.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. We. I mean, what did we. What did we used to. We just, like.

[Jase Robertson]

I made everybody.

[Martin Robertson]

Once a month, we'd go there.

[Jase Robertson]

I made everybody at Duck Commander go there for my birthday.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Because used to.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Whoever's birthday was got to pick where we went for lunch. And everybody knew every year around May 15, we were going somewhere weird.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, Pizza.

[Jase Robertson]

I was in charge.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And we went to Pizza at one,

[Martin Robertson]

but we still went there like once a month.

[Jase Robertson]

That was just me and you, though,

[Martin Robertson]

to give them a chance. It was always bad.

[Jase Robertson]

It was never.

[Martin Robertson]

It was never good.

[John Luke Robertson]

But she kept going.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

I mean, well, those people in there need a job, man. You try to keep people employed, like. And at the end of the day, it is pizza. So the worst one is still. Okay. It's 3:00am you're half asleep, and you. You're trying to punch in a coat. Nope, that ain't what you're going to do. You're going to reach over, you're going to grab the stop box because there's nothing to it and nothing. It's all mechanical. No electric, no fumbling for keys. Watch how quick it is.

[Si Robertson]

Boom.

[Martin Robertson]

Look at there.

[Jase Robertson]

That easy.

[Martin Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

I do need to publicly apologize to a restaurant. Who there's a restaurant that stinks. And I've always said popeyes is better. But I've been on their breakfast lately.

[Martin Robertson]

AFC got breakfast.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no, no. Oh, the good folks of North Carolina and their Bojangles breakfast.

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[Martin Robertson]

Oh. Bojangles breakfast is fantastic.

[Jase Robertson]

I unfamiliar with Bojangles breakfast game.

[Martin Robertson]

Their eggs are like I wish I could just get a bowl of egg.

[Jase Robertson]

You ever had their steak biscuit?

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Country fried steak biscuit. And got a cup of their gravy in there, buddy.

[Martin Robertson]

Look at me. Do you think I've missed out on?

[John Luke Robertson]

He ain't missed it.

[Martin Robertson]

He said now that I know to stay away from it.

[Jase Robertson]

But I also, I don't want to stay. Why would you?

[Martin Robertson]

You know the cool part about delicious. The cool part about Bojangles, you can eat it all day long. Like, you can go there at 2 o' clock and get breakfast.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm a little worried when I leave here.

[John Luke Robertson]

I didn't know that.

[Jase Robertson]

Stop and grab me a breakfast.

[John Luke Robertson]

So have you ever had anything from Bojangles? Chicken?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

Okay.

[Martin Robertson]

Breakfast is my favorite. Fast food. Like, if I could get it 24 hours a day, that's what I would get if I have to stop meat, fast food. I don't care for burgers. I just don't. I don't eat them, so.

[Jase Robertson]

That's because they're all dreary now. Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. But you can get sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit any time of the day. I mean, on that.

[John Luke Robertson]

I'm really not a big breakfast eater, but I. I do like to eat stuff.

[Martin Robertson]

I don't eat breakfast, but I love breakfast food.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

Like, that's my deal is I made. I even made my first hash yesterday. My homemade hash. Diced up the potatoes and every boy's good.

[Jase Robertson]

That's difficult because you got to get them potatoes super dry.

[Martin Robertson]

Yep. Put them on paper towel. Yep. Get them dried so that they caramelize. Yeah. You know what? I sprayed them with duck fat. Fat. Found duck fat in a spray can. Are you kidding me?

[John Luke Robertson]

It needs to have your picture on it.

[Martin Robertson]

It's good, buddy. It was good.

[John Luke Robertson]

You're not a big breakfast person, are you?

[Martin Robertson]

Nope.

[Si Robertson]

But I black Martin.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I like all the ingredients in breakfast.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Ain't nothing better than, you know, fried egg.

[Martin Robertson]

Bust that yolk. Oh, no, buddy.

[Si Robertson]

And then toast. You'll top it up with a toast.

[Martin Robertson]

Hey, what you got over? I see you brought a prop with you today. What you got there?

[Si Robertson]

A what?

[Martin Robertson]

A prop. A clock prop. P, R, O, P. Yes.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

What is that? No, I was talking about the socks. But yeah, we'll go with that. I didn't even see that.

[Jase Robertson]

That's what. He tried to hit me first.

[John Luke Robertson]

He's got a whip size holding a whip.

[Si Robertson]

He makes these for veterans.

[Martin Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

And then president, then Philip actually come in here bearing gifts with the.

[Jase Robertson]

From a gas station.

[Martin Robertson]

From a gas station.

[John Luke Robertson]

It's all gas station boys.

[Si Robertson]

And hey, these things are comfortable.

[Martin Robertson]

How do you know they look weird.

[John Luke Robertson]

S got more socks than anybody I've ever known in my life.

[Si Robertson]

They look weird. Look at them.

[Martin Robertson]

Wait, that's a sock.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, I thought it was a tie.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, I thought it was. I thought it was.

[Martin Robertson]

I thought I Was wondering why you got s next.

[Si Robertson]

I thought it was a Willie bandana when I first saw it. I really did.

[Jase Robertson]

It's. It's the definition of a tube sock because there's no texture at all. It's just a.

[Si Robertson]

There's no heel, you know. So it looks weird.

[Jase Robertson]

They change the color of the heel.

[Si Robertson]

It looks like.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean it's just.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, it looked like hey, a water balloon. It looks like baseball guys when they put on their gloves.

[John Luke Robertson]

Putting the sock on his hand.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, that way you don't hurt your finger when you slide.

[Jase Robertson]

I got a sliding glove.

[Martin Robertson]

I never had to wear them sliding.

[Si Robertson]

That's what it looked like to me.

[Jase Robertson]

I can't wait for your kids to be older so you can see all these kids that have no business wearing a sliding glove. Wearing a sliding glove.

[Martin Robertson]

I was never going to steal no bait.

[Si Robertson]

Hey this.

[Jase Robertson]

But every kid your size now puts on an ice cream looking sliding glove and it takes them six years to run from first to second.

[John Luke Robertson]

It gives. It gives them a foot on their hand.

[Martin Robertson]

I will say I probably needed a sliding glove just cuz I was going to fall and it would have probably helped with breaking the fall but you

[John Luke Robertson]

know, you needed knee pants.

[Jase Robertson]

Have you tried those on?

[Martin Robertson]

Cuz my head was this size.

[Jase Robertson]

Are they going to fit right?

[Si Robertson]

Oh yeah, they're. They that. Although they're real comfortable.

[Jase Robertson]

They were only 7.98.

[Martin Robertson]

When did you go to BUC EE's?

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Martin Robertson]

They got that one open in Ruston? Yeah. You work over every day. How close are they?

[Si Robertson]

$8.

[John Luke Robertson]

No, they're a long way off.

[Jase Robertson]

Hold on. Are you. Are you under the impression that that is expensive?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's expensive.

[Martin Robertson]

Eight bucks.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know if you know this but the straight of Hormuz is closed. $85 a pair is what it feels like.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, they're. No, these are companies.

[Jase Robertson]

What, what does it stand? I would say $8 for a. For an American flag sock.

[Martin Robertson]

Seems fair.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, average, like cheap.

[Martin Robertson]

That seems fair. Seems very fair.

[Si Robertson]

How much material is in there?

[Martin Robertson]

Not much.

[Si Robertson]

But I mean hey, $3 would be a legitimate price.

[Martin Robertson]

3 bucks.

[Si Robertson]

$8.

[Jase Robertson]

If I had honey hole socks like that they'd be 9.99 minimum. That's all I'm saying.

[John Luke Robertson]

10 bucks.

[Jase Robertson]

Duck Commander socks of which I own quite a few pairs.

[Martin Robertson]

Still, they were expensive.

[Jase Robertson]

Those were good.

[Martin Robertson]

Them, them, them green ones. I still wear them. Duck hunt. They're good.

[Si Robertson]

Those were good.

[John Luke Robertson]

Sigh. You mentioned you thought it was a tie and I know how much you hate ties. And back in the day when the show was booming and so I needed to dress up. He told me to go buy him a T shirt that had a built in tie on the front of it. And he wore it everywhere.

[Si Robertson]

Hold on. And it looks like a suit. It's pretty cool. It really is.

[Jase Robertson]

You wore a tuxedo T shirt.

[John Luke Robertson]

Do you want me to send you a picture?

[Jase Robertson]

Yes. Right now.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, it's actually really cool. I got it hanging up in my.

[Jase Robertson]

Hold on, hold on.

[Martin Robertson]

You saved it. This wasn't a one time one.

[Jase Robertson]

You can say a lot of things, but it's actually really cool.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I'm aware. I'm aware. It is cool. I wear it to podcast.

[Jase Robertson]

Please wear it this week.

[Si Robertson]

And I actually look really good. I look dressed up and fancy.

[Martin Robertson]

My goodness.

[Jase Robertson]

I actually look really good. I look dressed up and fancy.

[Si Robertson]

I really do.

[Jase Robertson]

I appreciate it.

[Si Robertson]

Yo. And it's a slip on. I don't even have your own slip on.

[John Luke Robertson]

Just a T shirt.

[Martin Robertson]

You don't have to sell me. I know what it is.

[Jase Robertson]

He's. He's describing it as a slip.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, it's not one of those

[Jase Robertson]

T shirts you got to work to put on. It just slips.

[Si Robertson]

Make you look like you really, you know, dress.

[Martin Robertson]

I'm going. I'm going to ask you a question. The day comes and we celebrate your life. Am I allowed to wear a tuxedo T shirt to your service?

[Si Robertson]

I don't care.

[Martin Robertson]

You know, I just want you to say it that way I can play this clip for people when they say, what are you wearing?

[Si Robertson]

Well, no, no.

[Jase Robertson]

I want you to request all your pallbearer be wearing tuxedo T shirts. Yeah, that would be good.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I can.

[John Luke Robertson]

I'll make that happen. Sigh.

[Jase Robertson]

Write it down. It's in the will.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that will be good. And you need to make a point of it. These guys really dressed up for him.

[Martin Robertson]

Yes, Yes. I have a feeling I may have a hand on that thing. So now I really get. No, he got eight grandkids. They'll tell you. He got eight grandsons.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, we'll still wear the tuxedo.

[Martin Robertson]

I'll be. I'll wear it in spirit. As long as he's.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm about to order my exact shirt.

[Martin Robertson]

As long as he's condoning it.

[Jase Robertson]

As soon as Phil finds this.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I might tell my wife bury me in that.

[Martin Robertson]

No, we got other stuff. We got. No, we. Well, maybe. Oh, my goodness gracious. He said it's actually really nice. That's my favorite.

[Jase Robertson]

And he actually looks really. He can't even compliment himself. Surprisingly, I look good in it.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yo, people. People always say when the bells. They don't see people dressed up much. When then you wouldn't. You see a redneck. You don't ever see him in dressed up clothes.

[Martin Robertson]

Phillips.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you clean up pretty good.

[Martin Robertson]

So Philip got 30,000 photos on his phone because Philip take a picture now. So if you.

[Jase Robertson]

If you type in tuxedo T shirt,

[Martin Robertson]

you should be able to search it now.

[Jase Robertson]

The AI might find it.

[Si Robertson]

No, every time I go through my closet looking for a shirt to put on, I always flagged out once in a point when I put it. I always say, man, that's a good.

[Martin Robertson]

Did you just send it

[John Luke Robertson]

from the MIA Moo? I have to find it later.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, man. Well, please wear that next time we. We gather together.

[John Luke Robertson]

Send it to you after the. After the show.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, my goodness gracious.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I like the mine. Take that out.

[John Luke Robertson]

You said tuxedo.

[Si Robertson]

That's what popped up. I got on my tux tucks for today's episode.

[Jase Robertson]

How is it? Is it like a black and white tuxedo T shirt? That's all it is.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's all it is.

[Martin Robertson]

Let me assure you.

[John Luke Robertson]

I mean, you could find it anywhere online.

[Martin Robertson]

I've known Cy Roberts in a long time. It's anything but white anymore. Definitely still black. But it's got some sort of gravy stain.

[Jase Robertson]

I actually think I've seen you in it.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, you have?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, you have.

[Jase Robertson]

Is it just like this one? Is it a boat?

[Si Robertson]

It's pretty in that one.

[Martin Robertson]

That's prettier.

[Si Robertson]

No, that's pretty. Better than that. That looks. That's kind of cheesy. This thing is really nice.

[John Luke Robertson]

He said. He said that one's cheesy.

[Jase Robertson]

I gotta find it. I've gotta find it somewhere.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, praise God.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, we. We almost have to take a break.

[Martin Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

It's so good. It's our friend Cy Robertson would say, fire on the grill.

[Martin Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

She's being a big me. These are folks.

[Martin Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

All right. You could go in anywhere in a dressed up deal and just fit right in.

[Martin Robertson]

Are you sure?

[Si Robertson]

I'm serious. It looks that good.

[Jase Robertson]

You could go just anywhere you wanted.

[Si Robertson]

You could go to when Donald Trump and Vance and all them was at the dinner.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, the White House.

[Jase Robertson]

And you think there would have been. No, you could have, you know, hey,

[Si Robertson]

you'd have been probably saying, hey, the best dressed man there.

[Jase Robertson]

You think Marco Rubio could have pulled that off?

[Si Robertson]

He would look good at. No, Rubio would look good in the T shirt.

[Jase Robertson]

Little Marco, if you're listening.

[Martin Robertson]

Little Marco. I forgot what he called him. He don't call him Little Marco anymore. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Who?

[Martin Robertson]

Rubio?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Because he wears tuxedo T shirts.

[Si Robertson]

Well, no, he's just.

[Jase Robertson]

He's my favorite. I like the Internet. I like anytime something happens and they put Marco.

[Martin Robertson]

Ruby is now googling pictures.

[Si Robertson]

I'll put it this way. When he talks.

[Martin Robertson]

I remember that one.

[Si Robertson]

You don't think he's a politician? He talks just like we do most of the time.

[Martin Robertson]

I'd have to listen to him to know which time.

[Jase Robertson]

I only see pictures of him and

[Si Robertson]

I'm saying, hey, look at the audio and didn't have a picture.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You would never say, hey, that's a politician. He's just a regular dude. It just says it like it is.

[Martin Robertson]

You probably feel the same way about Mr. Kennedy from here.

[Si Robertson]

Who?

[Martin Robertson]

Our senator Kennedy.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, that's my dad's favorite politician. You could trade baseball cards.

[Si Robertson]

I don't talk about him. Don't talk about him. That dude's one of my favorites.

[Jase Robertson]

Hilarious.

[Martin Robertson]

If you didn't see him and just heard him talk, you would think you were at the local co op.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, like, let me tell you something.

[Si Robertson]

Those who work their.

[Martin Robertson]

That's what I'm saying. You think you were sitting at the table at the co op drinking coffee.

[Jase Robertson]

That's who he didn't get on this show. Senator John Kennedy.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, what you talking about?

[John Luke Robertson]

So he's the one that said, if you're against the police force and next time you have an emergency, why don't you call a crackhead?

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah,

[John Luke Robertson]

that's close to what he said.

[Martin Robertson]

I think that's word for word. Yeah, the.

[Jase Robertson]

He has got some quotes.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, yeah, he's a. He's a walking. Oh, he's a walking meme generator. That's for sure.

[John Luke Robertson]

Get him in here, Hunter.

[Si Robertson]

He just wanted. I call a wit, man.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, very witty.

[Jase Robertson]

Yep. Send an email, Hunter.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You're not gonna. You're not gonna ever catch him off guard. I'll put it that way. Oh, I just always have something to come back on you with. Don't ever doubt it.

[Martin Robertson]

You have Senator Kennedy's top quote.

[Jase Robertson]

I have Kennedy isms.

[Si Robertson]

Oh.

[Jase Robertson]

On bad advice, you can get a goat to climb a tree, but you'd be better off hiring a squirrel. It's the truth. It is the truth.

[Martin Robertson]

That's fantastic, Hunter.

[Jase Robertson]

Is this what you just said?

[Si Robertson]

Analogies. Oh, no.

[Jase Robertson]

Unquestionable.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, there's his tuxedo T shirt.

[Jase Robertson]

Situations.

[John Luke Robertson]

Martin. Found it.

[Jase Robertson]

No, I found it.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, good, Hunter.

[Jase Robertson]

How did you do that while we were.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, Hunters. Hey. Hunger's a man. Was.

[Martin Robertson]

And you're trying to tell me that's classy?

[Si Robertson]

Hey, that is classy.

[Jase Robertson]

Classy.

[Martin Robertson]

Yep.

[John Luke Robertson]

Look.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, sigh.

[John Luke Robertson]

You look good.

[Si Robertson]

I don't look good.

[Martin Robertson]

So his isn't a tuxedo T shirt. You're gonna have to Google, like, tie T shirt. It's just a tie because that ain't even a tux.

[Hunter]

That's why it was hard to find. I was typing in tux T shirt.

[Si Robertson]

You can roll it up if it gets hot.

[Jase Robertson]

I thought you said it was.

[Martin Robertson]

Wasn't.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, I got it rolled up.

[Jase Robertson]

You rolled the long sleeves all the way up.

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, man, look at that guy.

[John Luke Robertson]

And he's got. He's got one that's. That looks a lot like that, but it's a. It's like a full tux T shirt.

[Martin Robertson]

What were you talking about right there?

[Si Robertson]

No, no, I'm looking. And Trying to figure out.

[Martin Robertson]

You got Marsha on one side.

[Si Robertson]

I know the woman on the left.

[Jase Robertson]

That's Ashley.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Corey Fister, my cousin. Oh, Ashley. But we. I don't subscribe to Billboard, so they're blurring the words out. Oh, I'm releasing his new song,

[Martin Robertson]

Me and My Smoking Hot Honey.

[John Luke Robertson]

Garth Brooks. Brooks and Don.

[Jase Robertson]

It was your EP release, man.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, your music career still brings gold. Like that T shirt.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's probably where it came from.

[Jase Robertson]

Did you really call that T shirt classier than the other ones? What was classier about it? The fact that it was a full tie instead of a boat.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, look. And not only that, it was just like you didn't have it on.

[Jase Robertson]

Thank God.

[Si Robertson]

So comfortable.

[Martin Robertson]

Wow, man. God, I love you. Oh, man. Praise the Lord for Cy Robertson's. All I got to say.

[Jase Robertson]

I really do want to get Senator Kennedy in here while you're wearing that T shirt.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, have him interviewing and your cowboy hat.

[Jase Robertson]

That would be amazing. Here's another good one.

[Si Robertson]

That would be epic.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay, I'm not saying she was.

[Si Robertson]

Was Senator Kennedy. Oh, that would be great.

[Jase Robertson]

Here's another great quote from him. I'm not saying she's the stupid, stupidest person on earth, but she better hope the stupidest person doesn't die. Oh, I'm staying out of politics here. I'm just reading quotes. The brain is an amazing organ. It starts working in the mother's womb and doesn't stop until you get elected to Congress. Yeah, I need to tell Chuck Schumer that he doesn't need a bag for his face. He needs one for his personality. John Kennedy from Louisiana. What part of. What part of Louisiana is he from? Because, you know, we got, like, seven different states in one rolled up in this joint.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, he got to be from up here somewhere, huh? Yeah, he ain't South. South because he ain't got to act.

[Jase Robertson]

I could see him being somewhere weird like Winsboro.

[Martin Robertson]

Well, that's what. That's why I was referred to up here. I mean, that's.

[Jase Robertson]

He was. Oh, he's born in. Mrs. I don't understand politics. He was born in Mississippi.

[Martin Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

He was raised in Zachary.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

He must have spent a lot of time in Mississippi because he doesn't have the Zachary dialect down. Zachary. Baton Rouge, right? Yeah. Yeah, to the east of it. Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Jase Robertson]

Many went to law school in Virginia. That sucker is just as redneck as they come.

[Martin Robertson]

That's what I'm talking.

[Jase Robertson]

The actual deal.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, he's he's witty.

[Martin Robertson]

He's starting to sound more like a mutt, which makes a lot of sense, right? Like they the best dogs.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, Senator Kennedy, if you're listening, I got a couple questions for you. Why. But. Come on down.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, he ain't.

[John Luke Robertson]

But he ain't listening.

[Martin Robertson]

He might.

[Jase Robertson]

Somebody he knows is for sure. Oh, guaranteed he's got a grandson that listens to this. Why did you think that was so funny?

[John Luke Robertson]

Hunter? He's picking up some new. Some new words from psy probably.

[Martin Robertson]

That's a pretty good. Good one there. Yeah, the.

[Jase Robertson]

I think if we got him in here, that would be the first person my dad would be like. All right, I'm coming with you. Because he cracks my dad up anyway. Martin, what you doing over there?

[Martin Robertson]

Interesting.

[Si Robertson]

You got to think about it this way. Think about all the crap he's had to put up with.

[Martin Robertson]

Who, Kennedy?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Over his years in. In. In politics.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, yeah. There's a reason.

[Si Robertson]

And he still got a good sense of humor.

[Martin Robertson]

There's a reason none of us sign up for it.

[Si Robertson]

Hold on.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I could take it now.

[Martin Robertson]

You'd be.

[Si Robertson]

I couldn't take.

[John Luke Robertson]

I would be in jail.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I got. Hey, I got a daughter who is. Is big in the politics. And I asked her, I said, what are you doing? She said, dad, somebody's got to do it. And I said, well, yeah, you're right there. Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, somebody gotta sell worms, too.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, somebody got talking to a can. Sign us up.

[Jase Robertson]

I ain't doing no politics.

[Si Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, they're so mean to each other.

[Martin Robertson]

I bet they're all friends.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah. Like WWE restaurant.

[Martin Robertson]

How much you won't bet. They put on their little. They put on their little deal, go in their deal, fight with each other, and then when they leave, there they sitting at the same place eating dinner. It's because they're all lizard having a drink or whatever.

[Jase Robertson]

Do you think any of them are lizard people?

[Si Robertson]

No,

[Martin Robertson]

no.

[John Luke Robertson]

I can think of a few.

[Martin Robertson]

There's a couple of them that are really akin to snakes, though.

[Si Robertson]

In the 60s, when you were saying this, I'd say, yeah, they like that now.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, I think it's all an act. I really.

[John Luke Robertson]

They get along a lot better than you think.

[Martin Robertson]

That's what I mean. You have to. To some level. You are co workers like to get anything done. You have to at least be willing to listen. Now, when they get a microphone. Yeah. Then, no, they can't get along at all. Of course, that one. That one heifer, she'd be tough to get along with.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm not.

[Martin Robertson]

I mean, I'm just saying.

[Jase Robertson]

Just say, I'm not going down the road. I don't even know who you're talking about.

[Martin Robertson]

Don't want to able one. She would just be really hard to get along with. But I just.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm a John Kennedy man because he makes me laugh.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, yeah. There's a few of them that are hilarious, man. Like that old boy from West Virginia is probably pretty cool too. The one that everybody hates. The Fetterman guy or whatever. Ain't that his name?

[Jase Robertson]

He's from Pennsylvania.

[Martin Robertson]

Pennsylvania.

[Jase Robertson]

I thought he dresses like sigh. He's like, what? I wore my tuxedo T shirt and

[Si Robertson]

shorts and he's the only one that just tells it like it is.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, I think me and him have fun.

[Si Robertson]

He says, hey, I don't get it.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, I think we'd get along just fine.

[Si Robertson]

We've lost what we used to have. They're nothing like what they was, you know? You know, back when, when I was a kid.

[Martin Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

We should have Fetterman on Actually, if you're a senator and you want to come on anybody.

[Martin Robertson]

I don't care who you are.

[Jase Robertson]

The we will go politics, and we will ask you your opinion on Kennedy and whoever the mystery woman Martin's talking

[Si Robertson]

about, and we'll give you our opinion.

[Martin Robertson]

I have breakfast buffets.

[Si Robertson]

Ooh.

[Jase Robertson]

And Shoney's.

[Martin Robertson]

We promise not to. We promise to stay in the shallow end.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, I could call Senator Kathy Stewart.

[Martin Robertson]

He state. He state. Right.

[Jase Robertson]

He knows somebody.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

I mean, he would. He would definitely come in here.

[Martin Robertson]

He's the one. Oh, I. He'd actually be kind of funny. Yeah, but he's the one that took on all them speeding cameras.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, he hated the speed cameras.

[Martin Robertson]

Speeding cameras.

[John Luke Robertson]

He did.

[Martin Robertson]

He's the one that said, no.

[Jase Robertson]

I got sent to collections, by the way.

[Martin Robertson]

I tell you.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, for over $11.

[Martin Robertson]

For what?

[Jase Robertson]

To get to Disney World, apparently. We went down a toll road. We got a piece of paper in the mail, didn't pay it. And then Allison goes. We've been turned over to collections, So I don't know what my credit score is. Not over $11.

[Si Robertson]

That happened to me in Germany.

[Martin Robertson]

Well, Brittany had a warrant out for her.

[John Luke Robertson]

Were you driving?

[Si Robertson]

No, no, it was my car. Or it used to be my car in Germany. They kept. And I mean, it was. It was some serious cash.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Y' all tell me, hey, yeah, you owe this. You're gonna pay. And I said, hey, I don't think so, buddy.

[Martin Robertson]

Did you pay your 11 bucks?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, as quick as I could.

[Si Robertson]

It was a big deal.

[Jase Robertson]

No, but I had to pay. I had to pay an extra 6 to the collections company for coming after me.

[Si Robertson]

This is. This is your car, and you're gonna pay it. I said, nope.

[John Luke Robertson]

But it wasn't your car anymore.

[Si Robertson]

No, I sold it.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah. They can't get you.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, but they can try.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that. I sold that years ago. What? It was a Mercedes, Ben.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I got to go.

[Martin Robertson]

Go ahead.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Yo, but they run out. Okay, hold on. Stoplight. You know, was. The cameras took it. Said, oh, I thought you drive it. I said, oh, no. Today. Me driving. That's. That's the car I own for, like, two years.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, they're still doing it. Sigh. They're doing it right. Right here in Louisiana.

[Martin Robertson]

What's that? Oh, the traffic camera.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't pay them.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, no, I'm not. No, No.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't drive faster when you go past it. Then don't pay them.

[Si Robertson]

It's illegal.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's right.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. I'm Just I was told, I don't even want to. I don't even want to go down that road. Like, I just.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay, well, apparently I paid it quick enough where they didn't drop my score over your credit score for $11. But I got straight turned over by collections by the state of Florida for 11 bucks. For 11 bucks. Which. And. And hey, I wasn't trying to get over on you, Florida. Yeah, if that's your rules and your toll roads and got me to Disney World quicker eight months ago. I appreciate it, but you don't. You don't have to ruin my credit score over this. Just call me.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, that's kind of like we did. Brittany was in a little fender bender. Nothing, just dumb. I mean, so we paid everything, you know, and had to get the letter of the insurance saying that it was covered. Blah, blah, blah, blah. All the stuff you got to do on that stuff just so you don't have to go to court. Like, who wants to go to traffic court, right? Ain't nobody trying to do that.

[Jase Robertson]

Just let me pay it and get out.

[Martin Robertson]

Well, then we turned it into the wrong court. So one of our friends is a officer, said, you realize your wife just had a warrant issued for her arrest? And I was like, do what?

[Jase Robertson]

Praise the Lord.

[John Luke Robertson]

Go get her.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, I said, go pick her up. I said, you want me sender. Where she. You want me to send you where she is right now? I said, it'd be kind of. I said, but I need to be there so we can film it that way. It'd be kind of fun, you know. And he was like, what? He said, what was this about? I said, well, we turned everything in and he finally found it. It went to the city court instead of going to the parish because it was technically state trooper and our county. If you are listening, you're not from Louisiana. We got parishes. So, yeah, then, yeah, county. And then had to hit up the DA's office. And they're like, oh, yeah, never mind, we'll get it. Like, y'.

[Si Robertson]

All.

[Martin Robertson]

Y' all done everything. Hold on. We'll get rid of this. But it was funny, the fact for 24 hours she had a warrant out for her.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's crazy.

[Jase Robertson]

You never know.

[Martin Robertson]

You never know because kids these days,

[Jase Robertson]

and by kids, I mean 37 year old grown men with three children don't check the mail that well.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, well, ours was fine. We did everything just. It went to the wrong place. It just.

[Jase Robertson]

Do you check your mail?

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, I still get a lot of stuff by mail, so.

[Jase Robertson]

But it's always just, like, coupons and trash.

[Martin Robertson]

No, there's important letters in there. I mean, my water bill.

[Jase Robertson]

Clearly, I got turned over this morning. Yeah, you don't just get your water emailed to you.

[Martin Robertson]

I do, but I get a paper receipt. Because we had that one time where the water bills got dumb for some reason.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

And they said it was a water leak. And I was like, well, y' all are welcome to come out here and inspect, but it ain't no leak here.

[John Luke Robertson]

Not on my side.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, it's on the wrong way on the wrong side of this thing, bro. Like, so. Yeah, I keep a paper trail on some of that stuff because mainly I got trust issues with them. I say, and we need Aaron Brockovich here.

[John Luke Robertson]

But, you know, well, back in the day, Amber. Amber was going to college and driving back, she got a ticket. But the ticket had Alicia's information on it, you know, from the registration. It didn't have Amber's name on it anywhere. And Amber's crying.

[Martin Robertson]

She was like, I got a ticket.

[John Luke Robertson]

I was like, no, your mama. Your mama got a ticket, and we didn't have to pay it. The guy.

[Jase Robertson]

That's what's crazy. You know, you can't. You can't be writing tickets when you don't know, like, with cameras. I'm against it.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, cameras.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

That's a.

[Si Robertson]

That's like, when we went through, I. I didn't do something properly with.

[John Luke Robertson]

With stopping, turning, speeding.

[Si Robertson]

No, no.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, okay.

[Si Robertson]

No, no. It's when we would. I couldn't. I couldn't get my truck. No. You know, brought up to snuff all. Everything.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, registration.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah. When he was selling his old truck.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, God.

[Si Robertson]

Hey. I just got. Kept pulling out all these different places.

[John Luke Robertson]

They were saying that was a nightmare. The DMV was killing.

[Si Robertson]

They were saying, nope, nope, nope. You got to do it. So finally, I went to somewhere to do something.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, we got an attorney, and he signed off on all of our paperwork, and he was like, here's how you're going to have to handle it.

[Si Robertson]

And. But it took me forever for I could actually get the paperwork to put my truck legally on the road.

[Martin Robertson]

That sounds all right.

[Si Robertson]

You know, this ignorant, you know, so when you said I went to the

[Jase Robertson]

wrong place, that's because you had to pay tax.

[Si Robertson]

You better send it to the right place or it's going to come. It's going to bite you in the butt.

[Martin Robertson]

I was just thankful to have a friend out there that was. Happened to be scrolling through all that stuff. To make sure. Like, you know, not. Not even to make sure. He was like, yo, but what. What's the deal here? And I was like, oh, man.

[Si Robertson]

I finally.

[Martin Robertson]

Because if not, Brittany would have probably ended up pulled over where the boys would have been with her, and she goes to jail.

[John Luke Robertson]

They're calling child protection.

[Martin Robertson]

And I probably. I'm probably out of town when this happens.

[Jase Robertson]

So you know, you know how magical that would have been.

[John Luke Robertson]

I've been terrible.

[Martin Robertson]

For who? Not for me or the people.

[Jase Robertson]

Listen to this podcast.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Jase Robertson]

After we sorted it all out, it'd

[Si Robertson]

been funny just for a little while,

[Jase Robertson]

but hey, it had been funny after. Afterwards, not. Not during. No, not during.

[Martin Robertson]

No, not during or for the next two weeks. It would have taken a little bit.

[Jase Robertson]

Whenever I was just picking up your kids off the side of the road

[Si Robertson]

and just lose their mind. Now, I'd already went to about 10 places and I finally just. They sent me to another place and when I went in there and I said, hey, look, here's the story and here's the plate and here's all this stuff, I said, how in the hell do I fix this?

[Jase Robertson]

Yes.

[Si Robertson]

Of these, the only whom? The lady said, you ain't no problem.

[Martin Robertson]

Hey, what did you say, though?

[Si Robertson]

I'll fix it for you right now. It took this woman about five minutes to fix it and then handed me all the paperwork that I needed.

[John Luke Robertson]

Once we had all the paperwork, let me tell you.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, but you're lucky you found the

[Si Robertson]

right woman because went on for three months.

[Martin Robertson]

Well, did you. Do you see our latest news, though? Well, we're getting rid of inspection stickers, right?

[Jase Robertson]

No more inspection stickers in Louisiana.

[Martin Robertson]

No more. More 1-1-127. You ain't worried about that no more.

[Jase Robertson]

It will replace the traditional ten dollar inspection sticker with a six dollar QR code.

[Martin Robertson]

Wait, what?

[Jase Robertson]

What?

[Martin Robertson]

We still got to go do that. I thought them things were just gone. Like, gone gone.

[John Luke Robertson]

So if you got a broken windshield and you live in Louisiana, don't go get your inspections.

[Martin Robertson]

If you live in Louisiana, you've got

[Jase Robertson]

a broken window, the QR code will open.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, there's no. There is a rock.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's probably true.

[Martin Robertson]

I don't know if people are throwing them. I don't know if there's people in the bushes shooting rocks at windshield.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I know.

[John Luke Robertson]

It's coming from the truck that says not responsible for your broken glass.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

Out in front of you.

[Martin Robertson]

And I guess that makes it okay.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I can put a. Shall we put it not responsible And I'm

[Martin Robertson]

going to put a sticker on ours. Is not responsible for the speed that I go like does that make that okay?

[John Luke Robertson]

Do not give me a.

[Si Robertson]

That was state trooper.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. At what level does that work? At what level does that quit work? It won't work like the.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay, hold on. That is true.

[Si Robertson]

We.

[Jase Robertson]

We're somehow getting rid of what's it called?

[Martin Robertson]

Inspection.

[Jase Robertson]

Inspection stickers.

[Martin Robertson]

That's good news for your brother. I noticed his though or brother in law. I noticed his other day went out in like January of 25. Drew's just out there raw dogging it.

[Jase Robertson]

So don't be talking about my family and do not look at our inspection stickers until this thing is over. We've been planning on this thing passing for a while.

[Martin Robertson]

He's been banking on this.

[John Luke Robertson]

He's saving money.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Hey, the change. Daylight saving time.

[Jase Robertson]

The other thing that passed the bill to make daylight savings time permanent passed again here let go through in Washington D.C. oh, they've done it again.

[Si Robertson]

Forget the clocks boys.

[Jase Robertson]

The Sunshine Protection act is back in play.

[Martin Robertson]

Is that the one we want?

[Jase Robertson]

The one I want the one to get dark. I'm going to get an angry email

[Si Robertson]

from somebody and save us about $2 billion Michigan we ought to do. That's one of the things somebody said.

[Martin Robertson]

Save us what?

[Si Robertson]

$2 billion.

[Martin Robertson]

How?

[Si Robertson]

I don't know. But hey, they was talking about it and said hey, it saves $2 billion. Really flip flopping time.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, mainly because a bunch of corporate schmucks pay people too much to switch the clocks back and forth apparently. But imagine being Delta Airlines and all of a sudden the clocks change. You got to have somebody pretty smart in charge of that day. I guess. I don't know. I'd hate it.

[Martin Robertson]

I always took it for granted. You go to sleep, you wake up Ms. Jane, you fall.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, but somebody did that. Yeah, somebody changed everything.

[Martin Robertson]

I just assumed at that point this was all computer driven and it's not a person anymore but.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, somebody's got to control the computer.

[Martin Robertson]

Not anymore. Computer controls itself. Now.

[Jase Robertson]

There's a bunch of people that are going to be mad that it happens. There's a bunch of people going to be happy that it happens. And we'll see what happens.

[Martin Robertson]

So like duck legal shooting hours and duck season will be like 7:30.

[Jase Robertson]

Praise the Lord.

[Martin Robertson]

Praise God for that.

[Si Robertson]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jase Robertson]

And it'll stay light longer. But some people are gonna be like, ah, my kids gotta go to school in the dark.

[Martin Robertson]

I get it out of the darkness and into the light, folks.

[Jase Robertson]

And just hang out outside afterwards, you

[Si Robertson]

know what I'm saying?

[Martin Robertson]

Out of the darkness and into the lights.

[John Luke Robertson]

It'll be his kids.

[Martin Robertson]

That'd be my kids. It'd be fine.

[Jase Robertson]

My kids go in the dark. I'm fine with it. I want to get home and it'd be light. But there's a lot of people.

[Martin Robertson]

I'd rather them go to school in the dark than get home in the dark.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, that's true.

[Martin Robertson]

I'd rather have an hour after school outside than an hour before school when they're still asleep and it's daylight. Like that's. Yeah, I'm cool with that. Yeah, yeah. Imagine no more three o' clock setting your alarms.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh,

[Martin Robertson]

wait.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, can you imagine getting off work in December and it's daylight still, even if it's just for a minute.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. Well. And you're not trapped inside like my kids are fastly approaching the age where that won't be as big of a deal where you can do more. But that little while where it gets dark at 5:30 and you're like you, you're waiting on 7:30 for bedtime and it's just pitch black dark right now. You just send them outside, send them out there and then it's hard to get them in at 7:30. Hey, y' all come on in now.

[John Luke Robertson]

I like to get home in time to do a little yard work if I need to.

[Martin Robertson]

Peddling?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin Robertson]

High level piddling. I left. I liked. I love some high level piddling. I don't want a full blown project, but I do like some high level pidding.

[John Luke Robertson]

Piddle around in the daylight.

[Martin Robertson]

We got any emails we're talking about? Are we good?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, do I?

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. What you got?

[Jase Robertson]

Tracy?

[Martin Robertson]

Tracy, Hello.

[Jase Robertson]

Tracy emailed in an article from Fox. Fox, A real Fox article. 5.56 million subscribers. They're making me watch an ad. First look at this old gal spotted in Arizona. We're not watching the whole interview.

[Martin Robertson]

Mountain lion.

[Jase Robertson]

It's a jack.

[Si Robertson]

You are.

[Martin Robertson]

How am I supposed to tell that from an infrared?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I think they got other photos.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh no, there you go.

[Martin Robertson]

That one got spots. That one now, now that one is a Jaguar.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

100% southern Arizona mountains. There's jaguars.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Tracy emails in specifically for you. Martin, that's awesome. And says I know. If there's a jaguar in Arizona, why can't there be a panther in Louisiana?

[Si Robertson]

Pretty animal, pretty animal, beautiful animal.

[Jase Robertson]

Come on, Martin, defend it.

[Martin Robertson]

There's no such thing as a black panther. There could be a black jack.

[Si Robertson]

Here's it. Here's the thing.

[Jase Robertson]

What was this?

[Martin Robertson]

That's a bear.

[Si Robertson]

What. What is that?

[Jase Robertson]

What zoo do they have this in?

[Martin Robertson]

That's a bar.

[Jase Robertson]

What's going on in

[Si Robertson]

what. What does that animal weigh right there? That's cat.

[Martin Robertson]

I don't know. I ain't ever seen one.

[John Luke Robertson]

One. 100?

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, I would say 100, 110 pounds. I don't know. There's a mule deer. Boy, everybody walking by that. And a bobcat.

[Jase Robertson]

Bobby, somebody put a camera in a great location in there.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. That is a.

[John Luke Robertson]

By the food.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, that's tight. That's a ring tail. Yep. There's a fox right there.

[John Luke Robertson]

Foxy.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, this is the pinch point of all pinch points right here, man. Good on you for putting this camera out. That's awesome.

[Jase Robertson]

All right, well, I fully believe all those animals can be in southern Arizona. Then we can have a Black Panther.

[Si Robertson]

150.

[Martin Robertson]

150.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, what do you want to give for it now? Size bidding? 150 on something.

[Si Robertson]

150 is what the cat weighs.

[Martin Robertson]

I didn't know what he was talking about again. No, that's cool.

[Si Robertson]

But that. That jaguar is a pretty animal.

[Martin Robertson]

That was cool. Yeah, I got. Me and him are tight. I got. No. I don't want to hunt him. I don't want him on me. We're good, bro. But, yeah, no, he's. He's cool. My. All them big cats are cool. They just scare me to death.

[John Luke Robertson]

You just don't like the big birds that attack you.

[Martin Robertson]

That ostrich is. He's a worthy adversary. I ain't after him either.

[Jase Robertson]

Another email.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Go Cameron from Tyler, Texas. He's getting married one month from today.

[Martin Robertson]

Congrats.

[Jase Robertson]

But my favorite part of the email, he said, what's up, men, comma and hunter.

[Si Robertson]

Oh.

[Jase Robertson]

It was just a slight stray, and it made me happy. He's getting married in a year. They're both young and starting life together. What advice do y' all have for us on saving money and growing together? Don't get a hot dog roller because that's. That's level 15 marriage stuff.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah. Saving money. Just eat at home. That's the easiest way to save money. Don't eat out.

[John Luke Robertson]

Eat leftovers.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, but

[Jase Robertson]

you didn't see how he looked at you when he said it.

[Martin Robertson]

Switch to Cricket Wireless.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know, Sam.

[Si Robertson]

Learn to laugh a lot together.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

Become friends first and. And make it. I mean, some people treat their friends better than they do their wives. So, you know, I love my wife, but you won't clean the dishes. You won't help out around the house. Be able to be friends and do the things that you would do for just any friend.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, I love it, man. Have fun, man. Enjoy it. That's. It's a process. You're not going to be great at it at first. And.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, but he's in Tyler, So he's in, like, kind of the mecca of all things. Great.

[John Luke Robertson]

It's a good location.

[Martin Robertson]

Zoo great. Berkshire's grocery company.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, and then you're right close to the Buckies.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You're, like, kind of central. You're kind of like Monroe. Monroe's central to a lot of cool stuff.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah, the. Yeah, no, that'll be.

[Jase Robertson]

Here's some grants. Here's some advice on how to save money. If you go to the zoo and Tyler, it's $40. But you, since you're right there, could probably get an annual pass and your kids go free up until they're three. So I wonder how much an annual pass is that zoo is so tight.

[Martin Robertson]

The. Yeah, I don't know. I guess we're about done. I will say I'm trying to think

[Jase Robertson]

of a better way to spend money than just eat at home. Learn how to cook.

[Martin Robertson]

That's the easiest.

[Jase Robertson]

Watch the pioneer woman and learn how to cook.

[Martin Robertson]

Like, when you sit down and look at how much you spend versus eating out versus one meal at home. Now, granted, the grocery store is way more expensive. Still cheaper than out there, you know, but.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, man.

[John Luke Robertson]

And I like. I like what size said, you know, laugh a lot.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, grace and mercy are key here, buddy. You're gonna expect it, so the only way to expect it is to give it. That's all I gotta tell you.

[Jase Robertson]

Don't lie to yourself. I think that's what. When we walked out of doing the Newlywed Game, we're like, yeah, that was easy. Because.

[Martin Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

We both knew what each other was gonna say because we're not too proud to say, like, no, I. I lose my keys all the time. I never know where they're at.

[Si Robertson]

One other thing. Respect each other.

[Martin Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Treat each other with respect.

[Martin Robertson]

And I think I'd be remiss. Leave it here. Look. Thoughts and prayers out. There's a lot of people dealing with a lot of stuff. And this one is kind of weird, but he won the 2016 Duck Commander 500. Kyle Busch, his family. That was a crazy, crazy thing. He and I are the same age. So the fact. And I'm certain he was in better shape than I am. So if it can happen to him, it can happen to anybody. He's got a young family, wife, kids, leaving behind. So, again, he was. He was always so kind to us. When we did the three years of the NASCAR deal, like, as title sponsors of the race, you get a little more access to the drivers. Then he always went out of his way to shake our hands, talk to us. So. Speaks to the character that he had. I know a lot of people saw him in NASCAR as a villain, but I can speak to him from off the track. Was a very kind human being. So hate to see that. And we know a lot of y' all watch nascar, so I'm sure y' all were watching along with it this weekend. But, hey, hate for that to happen to anybody. And we know we get a lot of prayer requests, so just know, man, our thoughts and prayers are with all you guys battling. There's a bunch of battles going on out there, whether it be sickness, jobs, security, marriages. All the things. We love each and every one of you guys, so. And thank y' all for your support.

[Jase Robertson]

And here's a verse about how powerful God is and Daylight savings Time. But you didn't think I could pull that off. But I can. Because in Joshua, there's a fascinating story about whenever he prayed to the Lord to help him win a battle. And so the Lord did a. What I call. I don't even know what to call it.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's a pause, maybe.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, just.

[Jase Robertson]

He hit the old pause button.

[Martin Robertson]

I gotta say. Timeout.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Lord said, time out. You guys are running. If it gets dark, we'll lose you. But in Joshua 10, verse 13. And go read this whole thing, because this is wild. So the sun stood still and the moon stopped, till the nation avenged itself itself on its enemies. As is written in the book of Jashar. The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day.

[Martin Robertson]

That'd be wild.

[Si Robertson]

That'd be trippy.

[John Luke Robertson]

Whoa.

[Martin Robertson]

Wouldn't that be crazy?

[Si Robertson]

Yep.

[Jase Robertson]

And there's never been a day like it before or since.

[Martin Robertson]

So there you go. All right, we'll see y' all next time right here in the Duck.

[Si Robertson]

Put the brakes on, baby.

[John Luke Robertson]

Wild, Wild.

[Martin Robertson]

Sam.