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Martin
Foreign.
Willie
We good? Everybody Good, Good. Good. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. I just asked if you were good.
Martin
I was in the middle. I was in the middle of a swallow.
Willie
Oh, man. Speaking of swallows. Most people have swallows in their house. Or you got something different, don't you?
Cory
I don't have swallows. That was a great segue.
Willie
See, look, we're clever.
Cory
Introduced me yet that I'm here on the podcast. You just went strai to my bats.
Willie
Well, you're here all the time now,
Cory
so, like, you know, I'm a regular now. I don't get an introduction anymore. You should be sitting there.
Willie
I. I think you should be paid. You should pay yourself for sitting.
Cory
Thank you. Okay, maybe. Maybe I will.
Martin
I think she does.
Jase
Might as well somehow.
Cory
Okay, yes, we have bats. That is the big news at our house right now. You know, they are like, not just
Martin
like in the chimney.
Cory
A couple of bats. No, like a giant family. Like the Robert. Like a Robertson size family of bat.
Willie
Oh, no. That means there's more of them every day.
Cory
There's a lot, yes.
Martin
I mean, I mean really, that know half their name.
Cory
Oh, so we have like a cook porch. It's got like a fireplace and all that. You know where the pizza oven is? They're all up in there. So we have those old beams and they have. They're the old beams that have like, you know, holes where like old timey. Yeah, yeah, like wood.
Willie
Big, big things. Held them together back in the day.
Cory
Yeah, big thing. So anyway, there's these big chunks out of them. And so they made them their home. And it is crazy. Now on the plus side, we don't have any mosquitoes, which is a huge plus for Louisiana. They are eating the mosquitoes.
Willie
Do you have any guano?
Cory
But what that's the problem, that's the negative is the porch is covered in bat poop all the time. We're constantly cleaning it. So we've been on a mission. But no, here's the worst part.
Martin
Nothing's been good so far. You tried to sell me on. The mosquitoes are gone.
Willie
There's a chance somebody like, you know, John shepherd could end up being the Cape crusader man.
Jase
Like.
Martin
Well, well, well, we tried to do that with John Luke.
Cory
Yeah, I know.
Willie
So he didn't.
Cory
Well, here's the thing.
Willie
Now we get a second generation.
Cory
Somehow they're getting inside of our house.
Willie
Oh yeah.
Cory
We have gotten. I found. We. Ella and I just walked big holes in that. In that house on the floor, just alive. You hear it like Chirping. Just laying on the floor.
Martin
It's just a bat on the floor.
Cory
Yes, yes. No, that keeps happening. That's not. Just once.
Martin
I'm not coming over, you know.
Jase
Well, they've made it in the house.
Cory
They made it in the house.
Martin
It's their house now. They didn't make it. They claimed it.
Willie
No, that's their house. That's the bat's house. Y' all just live there.
Martin
Start over.
Willie
The.
Cory
Start over. Turn it down, man.
Willie
Y' all have had a disturbing amount of wildlife enter that house.
Jase
I know, I know. What else is possum?
Willie
Y' all should close the doors.
Cory
We had a possum sitting on our dishes.
Martin
Once you get to a certain amount of square feet, the animals just feel like they're still outside and just walk right in.
Willie
No, I think it's because it used to be full of people all the time. So you don't want to come there. Right. Well, now Will and Cory are.
Jase
That's fitting.
Willie
They're almost empty nesters, but they all live in their yard, so I mean,
Cory
full of people all the time.
Jase
That is fitting, though. His last name is Robertson.
Willie
Yeah. That the wildlife.
Jase
So the wildlife shows up. Yeah.
Cory
Oh, remember under Phil and Kay's gun cabinet? What was it? Remember those squirrels that were living under their cabinet?
Willie
Oh, yeah.
Martin
Squirrels in the home, in their house,
Cory
living under the gun cabinet.
Jase
Reason they found out about it is because there was always nuts on the floor holes. And Kay was saying, where is all this coming from?
Cory
It's true.
Willie
Squirrels is coming there.
Jase
Oh, she'd clean it up and then the next thing I know, you know, there'd be a half of pecan laying there and she'd say, you know, then they feel. Finally got to look at. He pulled it back and. Good grief.
Willie
Makes that spider in there a while.
Cory
Yeah.
Willie
Makes that spider in your house the other day feel pretty pedestrian.
Jase
Yeah.
Martin
That spider was the size of a squirrel. Thank you.
Cory
You had a spider in your house the size of a squirrel?
Martin
It was huge, Eve. And one commenter works in pest control.
Cory
Did you take a picture?
Martin
I took a video of my whole family standing on the kitchen table.
Willie
And then he sent it to me.
Jase
They scared him. They scared him because he heard a blood curling scream.
Martin
I mean, Allison thought. I thought, there's a snake in the house. Another human, A wolf.
Cory
What kind. What kind of spider was it, Martin?
Willie
It appeared to be a fishing spider. Is the. What I call them.
Martin
It was this big.
Willie
I mean, they're big.
Cory
Are they poisonous?
Willie
Nah. I mean, they probably it was like, spider probably got. You probably don't want to get bit.
Cory
Here's a little known fact about me. I'm not scared of spiders. But I am terrified of spider bites. Does that. Does that make sense? Okay, here, let me explain. Here's the thing. If I see a spider, I'm fine. Like, I'm not. That's fine.
Martin
Yeah.
Willie
You're bigger than it.
Cory
I'm bigger than I can step on it. And, Carter, if I see a random bite on me that I don't know where it's from, I'm concerned that it's a spider bite.
Willie
It's a spider bite. They're all spider bites.
Cory
Yeah. I'm always like, you think that looks like a spider bite? Because. Because I had an aunt that got bit by a brown recluse and she had cut like a chunk of her flesh out. Yes. And so every bite that's on the kids or on me. I'm like asking Willie, like, you think that looks like a spider bite?
Willie
Should we draw a circle? Should we draw a line around?
Jase
Recluse is the one. If he bites you, you gotta. Yeah. You gotta do the same thing exactly. Or you'll turn into gang ring and everything, you know, it's bad.
Cory
I'm scared of them. Yeah.
Jase
Oil. That's bad.
Willie
Well, there. Yeah. Back in the old days, well, that
Martin
spider that was in my house would have bit us. You would have known because we would have been missing a large portion of our arm.
Willie
And you could shoot webs out of your hand.
Martin
Yeah. It was huge.
Willie
I, like, all the superhero animals are just moving in with y'.
Cory
All.
Willie
That's fun.
Cory
They are.
Willie
Makes me want to come to the neighborhood.
Martin
Well, there's no possums.
Willie
Superhero Jackson just let flies in every day.
Cory
But actually, you know what's odd, now that I think about it? I actually have two. Two bat stories which. Who has two bat stories? One is John Luke.
Martin
Ace Ventura.
Cory
And the Ace Ventura has two bat stories?
Martin
Oh, no, he only has one. You're right. You. You got him.
Cory
Beat him. I beat him. John Luke got bit by that when he was young. Okay. The other one is with Missy. Have y' all heard this story?
Willie
Oh, no, but I'm. I want to.
Cory
Okay.
Martin
Pulling up a chair.
Cory
This really happened. And she handled it way better than I would expect. It. It was. She was actually pretty calm about it, which was shocking. Okay. We were in Uganda for a mission trip.
Willie
Ugandan bats.
Cory
Ugandan bats.
Willie
They get bigger when you go that way.
Martin
Oh, yeah.
Willie
Yeah.
Jase
Our bats are pretty little we were
Cory
floating, did this floating trip down the Nile river, which was amazing. It was like. And she was terrified of it because it was.
Willie
I really feel like I'm in the Old Testament right now.
Cory
This really happened.
Willie
Uganda.
Jase
Floating down the Nile, floating down the Nile, full of crocodiles.
Cory
Okay. This really happened. We get on this like whitewater rafting and they start explaining to us. And like it was intense. This was not like, you know, America has safety rules about whitewater rafting. No, this was some intense white water rafting. Like John Luke fell out, like someone had to rescue him. We all flipped, the boat flipped, everyone was in the water. And Missy was not sure about this trip at all. You could tell. She was just like, I cannot believe y' all got me into this. And what are we doing anyway? So we're fighting. We're coming up to where this little island that we're going to have lunch on. And as we're pulling up to it, I mean it is swarming with bats. And they say that's where we're having lunch. And we like, hahaha, that's funny. Like, no, that really was. We were having lunch. The leaves on the trees were not leaves. They were bats hanging off the trees everywhere. So we're pulling up, this is for real. We're pulling up to this island and we're looking up at the bats, which, you know, don't look up when you see bats. We're looking at the bat and a bat pooped right in Missy's eye. Literally, it just dropped right in her eye.
Martin
I'm out.
Cory
She. I know.
Willie
You know how quick I'd have been in a Nile River.
Cory
Exactly.
Jase
Yeah.
Cory
We start splashing water in her eye
Martin
and you get eaten.
Cory
Yes. We start splashing water in her eye. It was crazy. She was so calm. I would have that. Like, I didn't mind getting flipped out of the boat, but a bat pooping in my eye, I don't think I would have handled that. I was impressed.
Jase
You know, health wise, they're bad to be around.
Cory
Exactly. She could have gotten the antivirus.
Jase
Health wise, they're bad.
Cory
She was telling.
Jase
Yeah, because when people go in and we've got people that, you know, check on me and all this other stuff, they were. The Hazmat suit.
Cory
Yeah.
Willie
You don't want to breathe that stuff.
Jase
You don't want to breathe. Hey, you know, it's just, you know, because that, that they eat anything.
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They're.
Jase
They're a blood meat eater.
Cory
Well, what they told us were these were like fruit bats. So they weren't the bad kind, so it was fine.
Willie
Yeah, they're like the ones on Bluey.
Cory
Yeah, they were nice. They were big.
Jase
Yeah. These are not. Fruit bat are not little. This.
Cory
They were hanging. Hanging down, literally. The trees.
Jase
They throw their wings out.
Willie
Yeah, he's a. He's a fox. Squirrel with wings.
Cory
Oh, yeah, it was. That's what they were.
Jase
He's a big sucker.
Cory
And we got out. We ate lunch there. It was great. It was really interesting and cool.
Martin
Y' all were like, you know what the thing after all that? Like, who's got the picnic?
Willie
Well, where else?
Cory
We weren't in charge. We were like, I'm going to.
Jase
First thing that got me when you said Nile River.
Cory
Yeah.
Jase
I said, wait a minute. The Nile river is full of crocodiles. I don't think I'll make that trip.
Willie
Why not? Hey, now you 78, man.
Jase
What else you got? No, let's go.
Cory
It's an adventure. It's adventure.
Jase
I watched too many. I've watched too many outdoor movies about crocodile. And then Al went to somewhere in Africa, and they walked by a little pool in the middle of a town, and that pool is full of giant crocodiles. I mean, 23 foot long.
Cory
Wow.
Jase
Wide. Is this table just huge?
Willie
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Jase
You have your mattress.
Willie
My Helix mattress. I did not have my Helix sleep mattress, and I am feeling the effects.
Martin
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Willie
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Cory
watching like all the National Geographics. Jeff loves all those National Geographic shows. They are so interesting. So this morning we were. Had to wait on. I picked him up from his little. His little thing he was doing and we had to wait for lunch. And so we were playing like what's. What could beat what? You know, now with the Internet, it's really, it's a good, it's a good little game. Like what could be like a hippopotamus or a great white shark or, you know, the Internet can.
Martin
I once watched 1 million Chuck Norris's fight 5 T. Rexes and was totally enthralled for hours.
Willie
That a video. Oh, you can watch that.
Martin
You can make anything you want on there.
Cory
We didn't watch. I didn't show him that because I was like, if we show him the videos, then we'll never get off. We just, we just played the like, just like look it up.
Willie
So who, who won, you think?
Cory
Well, the hippopotamus, actually. Well, the great white wins. Well, hippopotamus does because it's stronger and its teeth are stronger. But if, if hippopotamus hypothetically were in the ocean, you know, he's in a bind. Yeah, exactly.
Willie
He needs to be touching bottom.
Cory
Yeah, true.
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Yeah.
Willie
He can't.
Jase
That's. That. You would think out of everything, he
Willie
needs to be rooted to have a chance.
Jase
You would think about everything that was in Africa. What would be the. The biggest killer? Yeah, it's the hippo.
Cory
It's the hippo.
Jase
Hippo. The hippo kills more humans, people and everything else. Everything else, Anything.
Martin
There's a new movie coming out about hippos, but it's like Jaws, but it's about a hippo.
Cory
Is it? Are you.
Martin
I will give you $100 right now if you can guess where that movie is based.
Cory
Ethiopia.
Martin
Incorrect.
Willie
New Orleans.
Martin
You knew.
Willie
No, I didn't.
Martin
You knew.
Jase
Right.
Willie
But the way you said that, I was like, got to be New Orleans.
Martin
I owe you $100.
Cory
Yes. There's a rogue hippo in New Orleans.
Martin
There's a rogue hippo on the loose.
Willie
I'll trade it out for in New Orleans.
Martin
New Orleans deal.
Cory
Is this based on a true story?
Martin
Absolutely not.
Jase
That's just, you know, like, everybody's always talking about Black Panthers, and they say these rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you tell me, how does a Rogue Hippo get in New Orleans in the Mississippi river and the.
Willie
It's called New Line Cinema, or whoever's making.
Jase
Well, no, no, I'm just saying, you never know.
Willie
And speaking of movies, I can't do that one, can. I can't go from Rogue Hippo to Elijah Field.
Martin
Well, we just.
Cory
We are making a movie. Speaking of mov. We're making a movie.
Willie
Yeah. That's.
Martin
That's why we have Cory here today.
Willie
That's what we wanted to talk about.
Jase
Oh, why? What better way to get.
Willie
I was really trying to figure out if I could really go from rock star, you know, salvation, and turn around
Jase
Hippo. Yeah, that's terrorizing New Orleans.
Cory
Some movies are more believable and realistic and meaningful.
Jase
Is no longer safe. So I got a Rogue Hippo rolling.
Martin
It wasn't safe before, sir.
Willie
Yeah. And it still stinks, however. So the movie y' all are working on, a little more realistic.
Jase
A little.
Cory
Just a little bit more realistic. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. We have a new movie coming out that we've been working on that we are executive producers on, Willie and I. It's called Elijah Peel. It's a story of this, like, rock star that's, like, at his peak. Just think, like, everyone's just in love with him. He is at his max. But of course, as we all know, life.
Jase
And folks, we had them on our podcast.
Willie
Not yet.
Cory
About to.
Jase
Not yet.
Willie
We haven't.
Cory
We're about to have.
Martin
Well, yes, We've broken the fourth.
Jase
Yeah. But I was gonna say you. You don't want to miss this.
Cory
That's true. You don't want to miss this.
Jase
I'm serious. You don't want to miss this movie.
Cory
Yeah. The thing that we were drawn to about it is that it has, like, a lot of the same elements that. That the art, the story, the bond was about, or any of our stories, any of our life stories are really about. It's like, what is really meaningful in life. And whether you hit rock bottom because you're, like, at the top of your game or you're at the bottom of your game, there's only one thing that can bring you up, and that's Jesus. And so that's what this is about. It's got the cutest little girl actor. She's amazing. She's really great. At it. Oh, I know. Yeah.
Willie
He is.
Jase
She is. No way.
Martin
A fireball.
Jase
I've.
Willie
I'm sitting here hoping because, I mean, we've cut on. We've done this before. She is. No, we're not gonna. Okay, I know her energy. Like, I keep waiting because everybody says about the boys, like, they grow out of that. Like, with all the just bounce off the wall kind of energy. Like, just. And just crazy energy, which is really cool, because I ain't got that. Never have that. I remember. And then I look at her and I'm like, do they all grow out of it?
Cory
She is a live wire, but also, she. Her talent, she's amazing. Unbelievable.
Jase
That's what got me. This kid is 9 years old. She's got the confidence of Chuck Norris. But whatever. Whatever comes up, she's gonna handle it.
Willie
Well, let's get them in here and talk to them about it. We'll be right back after this. And we're back. We got everything set up with. You saw that fly?
Malcolm
Oh, I saw it. Where's the gun?
Martin
Anyways, we're a very distracted group.
Jase
Well, hey, slip over there. You got a gun. And shoot him off the gun.
Martin
Shoot our guests. Sigh with salt. Very bad.
Willie
Look, you can shoot me.
Jase
Oh, he'll get over.
Martin
I will shoot you.
Jase
He'll get over it.
Martin
But these are. We got the stars of the movie. Elijah Peele. Finally there.
Jase
Sorry.
Willie
He finally got away from me.
Martin
We've got Malcolm, who plays Elijah Peele.
Willie
Whoa, Elijah.
Malcolm
Elijah.
Evelyn
No, I play Elijah Peele, and he plays Jessica.
Malcolm
And sometimes. Yeah.
Martin
And this is Evelyn. Evelyn, how old are you,
Willie
Evelyn? Hold still. It won't hurt my first second.
Evelyn
I am nine years old.
Martin
And you are. You play Jessica in the film. Okay. Is that right?
Evelyn
Oh, no, no. I play Elijah.
Martin
You play Elijah.
Evelyn
Elijah Field.
Martin
Are y' all British or not? You keep going back and forth.
Jase
He's on. He's on the mic.
Willie
I know it's too close to her
Jase
head,
Willie
but I may put a little salt in his tea.
Malcolm
Don't you dare.
Jase
So. So how does the. How does the movie open?
Martin
You can't.
Jase
I. I'm gonna give him a little preview.
Malcolm
Aerial shot. Memphis, Tennessee, over the bridges.
Evelyn
Hey, let me.
Malcolm
Over the Mississippi, through the city. One car, driving a bit.
Evelyn
Don't worry, Malcolm. I can take this.
Martin
She's going to take this one.
Evelyn
Okay, so once I come out of my. You know, come out of the airport, and then I drive.
Willie
Wait, wait.
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Time out.
Willie
Time out.
Evelyn
I'm the one driving.
Willie
No, time out.
Evelyn
I'm out Driving.
Willie
I'm out. You weren't talking like that before we got started.
Martin
Yeah, she's been. You've been concentrating on the fly.
Jase
Yeah, well, she's going in movie. In the movie. Now, wait, you're. The cameras are running.
Willie
Are you American or British?
Evelyn
Both.
Martin
Dual citizenship.
Willie
Dual citizenship.
Martin
That's not true. I think she's just a great actress.
Willie
Okay.
Martin
I think that's what we're running into
Willie
because that did not match what she was doing with that duck call earlier. That duck call was very American.
Malcolm
Well, she duck calls an American.
Willie
Okay.
Jase
All right.
Martin
Those British ducks got a whole different sound to them.
Evelyn
Like this.
Jase
You can't. You can't hold a bread down. Unbelievable.
Willie
All right. Sorry, I. I got sidetracked.
Martin
So back to the movie.
Willie
Yeah.
Martin
So is it in Memphis?
Evelyn
It's in. Yes.
Malcolm
It's kind of set. You know, it's a little ambiguous about where. But if, you know. If you know Memphis, you know, you're gonna see that. You're gonna see that big pyramid.
Martin
No, I hear there's a tackle shop in there.
Malcolm
There is.
Evelyn
It's.
Malcolm
They got an aquarium.
Jase
And there's also a museum. Elvis museum up there.
Martin
The Elvis museum in the pyramid?
Jase
No, in Memphis. Yeah.
Malcolm
There is a lot of Elvis. You'd love it.
Jase
No, I went through that, and it made me mad. Well, I'm serious, because I'm looking at this greatest singer that America ever had. Yeah. Okay. And then what was it? Parker. Colonel Parker, his agent.
Malcolm
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Jase
Run him to death and didn't take care of it.
Willie
I am not up to date on my Elvis history.
Jase
Well, hi.
Malcolm
Anyway, we'll go to the museum.
Willie
Yeah. Well, first I gotta get me a pair of socks.
Jase
These are my Elvis socks.
Martin
Yeah.
Jase
Okay.
Malcolm
So styling.
Jase
Oh. My wife went to a sock emporium in Dallas. There it is. And bought me 40 pair.
Willie
There it is.
Jase
And they've all got kind of cute little sayings on it, you know? Well, now every time I put one of them on, I had to show the fans. And then the next thing that happened is, here comes another pair in the mail.
Martin
It's weird that we've only seen five pair, even though she bought 40, because
Jase
he just got my favorite ones.
Malcolm
He's got to break them out slow.
Willie
Well, you gotta break in.
Evelyn
Press the British accent.
Willie
Oh, she's quick on it. Yeah.
Martin
So are you a British rock star in the movie?
Malcolm
Yeah. In the movie I play realizing a British rock star. Yeah.
Martin
And you're British in the movie?
Evelyn
Maybe.
Jase
Are you in the band?
Martin
Are you in the band.
Evelyn
Oh, Sue.
Malcolm
Probably for Elijah Peele. Yeah, for Elijah Field too. She probably comes in on the drums, I bet. Oh, actually, she probably.
Evelyn
It'll probably be all about, like, Elijah Peele teaching me how to play.
Jase
Yeah, Elijah Peele, Evelyn.
Willie
Wow.
Jase
Man, I like her.
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Jase
This young lady have a lot of trouble that they are dealing with.
Malcolm
Yep, you called it.
Jase
Spoiler alert.
Martin
Trouble around.
Evelyn
Just because the title is called a large peel doesn't mean he's the main character.
Jase
Well, see, the reason I know that is I had. I had my own band.
Malcolm
Oh, no way.
Jase
Oh, yeah, yeah. The Uncle Sign. The Psychotics. Okay. Because we're all insane.
Malcolm
Yeah. What kind of music guys playing?
Jase
Country investors.
Martin
Classic country western is a strong term for fair music.
Malcolm
Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one banjo and then a spoon.
Martin
Yeah, that was a whole band, but it was kind of Like, I drank my tea.
Jase
I like it a lot. We have some good news anyway. Okay. Oh, I bet. But the music industry, okay. Is a tough act.
Malcolm
They weren't ready for you. They weren't ready.
Jase
Yeah.
Martin
Are you a musician?
Malcolm
I am.
Martin
Okay, so you really are a musician.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Martin
Slash actor.
Jase
Okay, so what?
Malcolm
Slash.
Jase
What if I'm so confused. Hey.
Martin
And you're not British.
Malcolm
So when I do this, I'm acting. This is all Elijah. But when I talk like this, I'll be like, that's true.
Willie
That's Malcolm.
Martin
That's Malcolm.
Jase
Malcolm.
Willie
Okay. Malcolm and Elijah. Okay. I've just. It's swapping back and forth so much, like, oh, man, y' all are good.
Jase
Well, it's get paid to do this that's hard. It's hard to be. They're dual identities.
Willie
Yeah. Y' all work for the CIA.
Jase
It may even have more than that in there. I don't know.
Willie
And I feel like I'm watching an episode of Homeland or something. I don't know what I'm doing here. Wow.
Jase
Yeah. Well, here's. Here's the main question. Do you enjoy what you're doing?
Evelyn
Yes, of course. Why would you even ask that question?
Jase
I don't. How stupid of me.
Evelyn
If I'm right here right now, you know, like, right here in this room talking to you guys, how much I love about acting, then do you think I wouldn't like acting?
Willie
Oh, hey, that's a good point.
Evelyn
Do I know? Do I know?
Willie
That's a great point.
Evelyn
If I didn't like acting, I would be like, no, I'll pass.
Willie
Okay.
Jase
I'm gonna go to research, so you gotta forgive me. I'm so stupid to eat math.
Cory
Explanation.
Evelyn
Oh, no, it's okay. It's okay. My mom asked me that all the time. She's like, are you sure you want to do this? Because I'm the one. Because she's the one, like, paying for everything.
Martin
Are you sure you want to do this?
Jase
I love it.
Evelyn
100% sure.
Martin
She's in.
Willie
At what age?
Evelyn
Born to act.
Willie
Okay, so. All right, follow up question. At what age did you know you wanted to be an actress?
Martin
Apparently, like, the day after she was born. She was born to act.
Jase
You just did what I did. You asked a stupid question. She knew it from the beginning.
Evelyn
I was born to act.
Jase
That's right. She was born to be an actor.
Willie
Well, then you're an overachiever.
Jase
How old are you?
Evelyn
Nine.
Jase
Nine.
Evelyn
Yes.
Jase
See, I will. I'm gonna be able to say when you're 25. I knew that young lady when she was just 9 years old. Look where she's at now.
Willie
You think you got 15?
Cory
Actually, you knew her before because she met you when she was like 4 years old.
Martin
Wait, you hold on. Corey just told us you met Sal when you were four.
Evelyn
He pretty sure. I don't. I don't know how old I was. I have no idea how old I was.
Martin
But you met him before.
Jase
I must have been drunk that day. What?
Evelyn
I can't believe you don't remember me.
Jase
That's what I'm saying. I must have been sick that day.
Malcolm
He had the flu.
Jase
I don't remember he had the flu.
Malcolm
He had too many tacos. He was.
Martin
Did he sell you a house or something?
Jase
Right.
Martin
Wait, where did you meet him?
Malcolm
She saw your eyes.
Martin
She's like, I was four. I don't remember.
Willie
She. She don't remember meeting Cy, but she knew from day one she wanted to be an actress. Something's afoot.
Cory
Oh, they actually stay with Linda Hammond and came to church.
Martin
Okay.
Cory
She was several times when she was younger, so.
Willie
Do you remember the phrase go with God.
Martin
God?
Jase
Dude, if it was at church, she probably was putting her fingers in her ear because I sang real loud in Chur.
Martin
But you were in a band especially.
Evelyn
Oh, I'm used to it. I'm used to it. My church now, the preacher is always singing so loud that I can barely hear anymore.
Jase
Well, hey, that's the way they're supposed to do.
Malcolm
I'm in. Amen, preacher.
Willie
You're not the worship leader.
Jase
Hey, I don't care if you're in tune or not.
Willie
For the guy in tight day.
Jase
Make a loud, joyful noise to me.
Martin
It actually doesn't say loud.
Evelyn
I'll make a loud noise to you. I'll make a loud noise to you.
Jase
Oh, boy, you are a loud noise.
Willie
I feel like we've gotten really off base, which is what we're really good at.
Martin
And it's kind of our.
Willie
Kind of our shtick.
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Martin
If we stayed on task, it wouldn't be us, Martin.
Jase
Yeah. Okay. Another question. How long does this movie last?
Malcolm
You're going to. You're going to be in your seat for about 90 minutes.
Martin
He's got to plan out his bathroom.
Malcolm
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably around minute 43. You got like 45 seconds. We can probably go to the bathroom, come back.
Willie
45 seconds.
Jase
You don't want to go long.
Willie
45 seconds. You ain't even gonna be able to get started in 45 seconds.
Malcolm
It just. That's just the Brih low T intake.
Jase
So how the movie is. What. When is it opening?
Malcolm
It's coming out August 14th.
Jase
August 14th?
Malcolm
Yep. I think it runs about 90 minutes. Sticks with you forever.
Willie
That is with you forever. Okay.
Martin
Do you want me to read you the synopsis? We. We sent you the trailer. Clearly you didn't.
Jase
What was that word you used?
Martin
Synopsis.
Evelyn
I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
Jase
What is a synopsis?
Willie
A summary.
Jase
A summary. Summary of the movie. Yes. Yeah, tell me what it's.
Martin
Elijah Peele is a raw and emotional exploration of redemption, the fragility of life and the power of human connection. Did I pronounce something wrong? Why are you laughing at me?
Evelyn
I don't know.
Martin
I pronounce stuff wrong all the time. It's good. Okay. The power of human connection. Set against the backdrop of a turbulent rock and roll lifestyle, it is a story about falling from grace. And the difficult but timely. I can't read. But ultimately rewarding journey of finding one's way back to life. Rock star Elijah Peele, Robert Malcolm Cumming lives in a whirlwind of drugs, alcohol and fame. These self destructive tendencies culminate in a heart attack. That's grief, man. That forces him.
Willie
You've been through it.
Martin
Confront his hedonistic lifestyle. Is that right?
Willie
Hedonistic?
Martin
Despite initial resistance, Elijah begins a journey of redemption. Influenced by a terminally ill nine year old girl named Jessica, AKA Evelyn, who embodies innocence, courage and faith.
Malcolm
I feel like that's. I believe that we said that it's completely verbatim pretty much.
Jase
Right.
Willie
You said that's pretty close, but y' all kept switching a small snippet.
Jase
Okay. Of the two stars involved in this and the plot. It's going to be a success and a hit.
Willie
There you go. You heard it here first.
Jase
Okay. It will be.
Willie
He gives it two tea glasses up.
Jase
Okay.
Martin
Four thumbs.
Jase
And I can't wait to see it. Cause of you.
Willie
So, Evelyn, is this your first movie?
Evelyn
It was actually my first movie, but it wasn't the last, apparently, because I had six more movies.
Jase
I don't tell you. I'm gonna be talking about this lady when she's 25.
Willie
Okay. That's cool.
Jase
She's gonna be at the top.
Willie
How was your first movie experience? Did you. You enjoyed it a lot? I'm guessing since you're signing up for six more of them. Is that. Is that a fair. Is that a fair assessment?
Martin
Did you.
Willie
Did you like. Did you really enjoy Craft services? Because that was my favorite part of Duck Dynasty. That's where you get to go eat.
Evelyn
Yeah, I know you didn't say it the right way. You're supposed to say crafty.
Willie
Okay,
Martin
Sorry, Martin.
Willie
Crafty. I know what crafty is.
Martin
Whenever you keep on.
Willie
We're going to hold for tone, so let's keep it. Let's.
Jase
Did you say a heart attack?
Martin
He has a heart.
Willie
He has a heart attack.
Martin
She's terminally ill and she's terminal and they meet in the hospital.
Willie
That's gonna be hard to make a sequel.
Jase
This is one gonna be one of these tearjerkers that. Yeah. Very emotional involvement.
Malcolm
It is.
Willie
We got. There's a.
Jase
This is. Yeah.
Malcolm
You know, a fair amount of comedy in there. You know, lighting it up. There's. It's real heartfelt. You got some great songs as well, but. Yeah, it's got some tear jerkers.
Martin
Do you actually sing?
Malcolm
Yeah.
Martin
Oh, that made me nervous.
Malcolm
Oh, yeah, I can't sing. Well, then I would be nervous too. Yeah.
Martin
But you can sing sometimes.
Malcolm
Yep.
Evelyn
Yeah, sometimes. I can sing all the time.
Willie
Did you do real drugs?
Malcolm
I. Yeah, you had to. You have to. It's just when you're method like that, you're like, put this on. Put this on the budget.
Willie
Yeah, in here. I can't fake this. No, I cannot act.
Malcolm
I need this real.
Jase
Oh, there's. There's realism to this.
Martin
He didn't really do drugs.
Willie
Oh, that's.
Jase
Well, no, no, I'm.
Malcolm
Is there realism to it?
Willie
I hope so.
Malcolm
You know, the writer, director, Kevin Seppe, he's. He's sober now. He's been sober for years. And he wrote this kind of, like, as a loose. I don't think it's totally based off his life, but, I mean, he's been through it. He's a musician, producer, and he put a lot of his own life into this. And he had this kind of revelation once he's sobered up. He's got a couple daughters, and he was like, I don't want what I've done to be my legacy. I want this to be my legacy now. So Elijah Peel kind of stemmed from that.
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Willie
No, you ain't lost no weight.
Jase
Yeah, look at me.
Martin
He had to come buy a new shirt today.
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Jase
I know the movie is gonna be a hit because it's gonna be personal.
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Jase
Okay. And it's gonna be emotional because most artists are stuck on themselves and they don't have time for anybody else until life hits them. Okay. Right smack in the nose.
Malcolm
Jody, watch it.
Jase
Yeah. And get their attention.
Martin
No.
Willie
But he has had a heart attack, so he feels he really identifies.
Jase
I can identify with all this.
Martin
And he almost learned how to play the guitar. Luckily, the Lord kept. Because
Jase
there is divine.
Martin
The Lord said, no guitar for you because I'm black. Can't handle it.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Jase
Okay.
Martin
Yo.
Jase
People said, oh, yo. When all these cameras get in your face, you know they don't bother you. Yo. And I said, don't buy. I said, what cameras? I said, hey, I'm three quarter pig. I'm a ham.
Malcolm
We've been filming this whole time.
Willie
Yo, daddy, you have. Do you have a British accent?
Jase
No, but I could learn. Probably.
Malcolm
She'll teach you.
Willie
Let's give it a whirl.
Evelyn
Okay, so start with a curve in your voice.
Jase
Now wait a minute, mate.
Martin
Hold on. I like this.
Willie
Did he say mate? Yeah, he just went all star.
Martin
Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
Malcolm
That's it. You're doing it.
Jase
Oh, what?
Martin
You put a curve in your voice. Where are you actually from?
Evelyn
I'm From Lagrange. I don't know where I'm from. Lagrange, Georgia. I didn't know I was from Georgia.
Willie
Been there many times.
Jase
Yeah, you're actually a Georgia peach.
Willie
You're just.
Jase
Oh my goodness.
Evelyn
I wasn't born and I'm actually from Texas.
Martin
But you're from the South.
Jase
Wait a minute.
Martin
And now you.
Jase
Wait a minute.
Willie
You are a melting.
Jase
You're too quick on your feet. There's too many answers going on here. Okay, I don't know if I can believe you. I know you're an actor, an actress because hey, you changed from one gear to the next. And here you go.
Malcolm
And until she's on set joking.
Jase
If I'm joking.
Evelyn
If I was joking, the only thing I would say is I was born in England.
Malcolm
Wow.
Martin
How long did it take you to master the British accent?
Evelyn
Well, I just before I even tried, I heard my sister, she. My sister did like a. I forgot 3 month challenge of her doing a British accent or whatever. And I learned from that. And when I first tried, it was perfect.
Jase
Mom didn't even have to learn it was perfect. What is that young lady's iq?
Malcolm
It was no practice.
Willie
This.
Jase
I know it's bound to be off of this chart.
Willie
Cuz she. All she had to do was put a curve in. You just put a.
Evelyn
And get a little fancy.
Martin
Oh boy, my mind is blown. So you just showed up one day. It's like, hey, I can do this. And they. You're hired. Like you're just a professional. Born for it. I love it.
Malcolm
Pretty much.
Martin
Awesome.
Willie
Do you talk in British accent just for fun now?
Evelyn
Like, oh, like you go to my real accent. This is my real.
Willie
Like you go to like you go to chick fil A and you order British or.
Evelyn
Oh, sometimes I do British, sometimes I don't. Usually in acting stuff when I go there, I try to trick them that I'm British and I love doing that. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to.
Willie
Or do you just swap halfway?
Evelyn
That's.
Jase
I'm British.
Malcolm
When I, when I was like the two months going into it, I was just doing this incessantly, right? And so British accent. So I was, when I was learning this, I was just like doing this incessantly all the time. So my mates and I would go out for like dinner, a couple brews or something and the waitress would always hit on me because I had a cool accent. You know, it's always wow, you're so lyrical with your voice. I'm like, thank you.
Evelyn
Where are you from?
Malcolm
I'M from Michigan. Yeah. Keep them guessing.
Willie
Yeah.
Jase
How long. How long did it take y' all to. Are y' all through filming this movie?
Malcolm
Yeah, I think so.
Jase
So how long was. How long was we on set?
Malcolm
It was so fast. Was it 10 days, nine days?
Martin
What?
Malcolm
It was like. It was like, just shy of two.
Jase
Good grief, y'. All.
Martin
It was one month.
Malcolm
It was not one month.
Willie
From the side, we were one month.
Evelyn
It was a month or more.
Jase
I love her life. It was a month. I think it was a month, roughly. That's still fast.
Malcolm
It's so fast.
Evelyn
He's my new brother, so.
Malcolm
Yeah. Her mom's the one that keeps me on schedule with everything. She always. She's just texting me, are you at the airport yet? Do you have your hotel reservation? I'm like, I don't have anything. Yeah, so she's just taking care of both of us now, and she.
Evelyn
And she has to wake him up when, like, it's his nap time. One time, I was, like, standing in front of the elevator because my mom was like, he's probably sleeping in. And I was like, where were you?
Jase
Yeah, and I can sleep wake him up.
Willie
So out of the two of y'
Jase
all that know, I wake him up immediately, the queen had spoken.
Malcolm
She.
Evelyn
And today my mom. And today my mom was like. Well, he was actually like, if I'm not awake by my nap, is if my map. I'm trying to think what you said.
Malcolm
I'm not up by 1:15.
Evelyn
Yeah. Yeah, 115.
Malcolm
You guys have permission to knock on my door?
Evelyn
Like, bang on it.
Malcolm
Terrify me.
Cory
Kick the door down.
Jase
Hey, kick that door in.
Malcolm
I hit all the locks because I thought they would. I thought, foot through it.
Evelyn
Get a chainsaw.
Martin
You should have been an actor. You can take naps at 1:15. That's why I waited till.
Jase
I am actor, son. I like naps.
Malcolm
I.
Jase
You, anytime you are.
Malcolm
I actually, I've got a quick question for you guys.
Willie
There you go.
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Malcolm
So on Duck Dynasty, how much of it is you guys just riffing?
Willie
What?
Malcolm
Just like, I'm gonna play a prank on my family today. I'm gonna mess with them a little bit because I feel like you guys. Yeah, cut from the same cloth.
Jase
Here's the thing. If they wrote anything down, I had a lady, and all she had to do was. I used to have a Tupperware cup. Well, the light smells real quick in it.
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Jase
So her one job was keep me in ice and tea. They would hand her something written. I'd look at it. Crumble it up the trash can.
Willie
You know, the incredible thing about psy doing that is they would have like scenarios written out for us, not lines, because we're funnier than they were.
Jase
Yeah.
Willie
And words of Phil, I can't say that anymore. Dare got a hold of a bad batch.
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Willie
That's neither here nor there are. But I would look at that that quickly and remember everything everybody was supposed to do. Like, not just what side was supposed to do. He would. He would know what everybody supposed to do. And if you weren't doing it in a timely fashion, he'd do it for you.
Jase
I'd help you out. Yeah.
Malcolm
He'd be like, I. I'll take this my line now.
Willie
Yeah, yeah. He's like, hey, we got to get to where I'm going here. So, yeah, the. The knack that he had for a piece of paper that said start here in here. It was incredible. Like, it was. It was wild. But yeah, I'd say 92% of it was off the cuff. Based off a loose idea there. Of course. Most of it. Like, we tell a lot of people. We used to have the old duck call room down at Phil and K's, and in there we had. The insulation was exposed. So, you know, the back of insulation is like cardboard. Like, so we would just write funny stuff that happened on that. Like when they weren't here, we would write down like this. This happened that way we wouldn't forget it. And then. So that was a lot of the times the idea board was.
Malcolm
Oh, that's great.
Willie
Just the wall of the duck over.
Jase
Hey, look, 90% of the stuff that we did, either Willie or Jace or Phil came up with it because it
Willie
had happened to us to some level. So it was all based.
Jase
It was all based on something that happened to the family.
Willie
Yeah.
Malcolm
Okay, so everyone's got a bit of a comedian in them here.
Jase
Oh, yeah.
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Willie
Oh, 100%.
Jase
You better if you work there. I used to say, what do y' all come up with all these one liners? Well, hey, you go around the Robertsons, you got to have a tough hide.
Martin
Yeah, they're very mean people.
Jase
Yeah, yeah. We don't. We don't sugarcoat nothing.
Malcolm
Not even the tea.
Jase
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, hey, that's a good one. But it's just, you know, it's. It's better if it comes just. It plays out.
Martin
Martin, you know what the worst thing. What that can happen now you get inside, it's so hot outside, and you realize all them Bugs want to be inside with you.
Willie
Yeah, I can't blame them either.
Martin
House, but not my house.
Willie
Not up in here.
Martin
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Willie
It's trending towards fall. I should say so. You know what we do and we cleaning out deer stands at camp.
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Martin
Boy, that sounds like you know that from experience.
Willie
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Martin
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Malcolm
I mean that's, that's how it all reads. I mean everything that you guys do, it's like a ridiculous situations, you know. But yeah, the way you guys are playing like this is, there's no way this could have.
Jase
The best part was, is, is when we started we had one director, he had some family issues at home so he had to leave and we got a new one. You know this one director that we started out with, if he had to schedule for eight hours, you're going to film all eight hours.
Malcolm
Love it.
Jase
So hey, the new director comes on board and we have a big meeting and while he's doing his thing about, for about an hour and a half, he's telling us what we're going to be doing all that. Well, I'm over there just doing whatever I normally done. Wasn't even paying no attention to him. Just so we start walking out to go film and Ethan's Talking to Jim, the head cameraman, he said, we in, we in for. We in for a rough day there ain't with Jim. And Jim said, what are you talking about? And I'm behind him now, listening to all that. So he says, because the whole time I was talking, Uncle Sal was doing whatever he wanted to do. You know, I tapped the guy on the back, on the shoulder and I said, ethan, I said, hey, you. Hey. Look. I said, when we start filming, I said, I'm listening for three things speeding down. Action. I said, when them three words hit the airways, you'll see a different person.
Willie
I'll show up.
Jase
So, yeah, so we get out, you know, we film for an hour and a half yelling. Ethan looks at Jim and says, well, what do you think? And Jim said, you're not going to be just what you filmed. It's perfect.
Malcolm
One take, that's all you need.
Willie
That's better than good.
Jase
No, no. So. So if it been the other director, okay, we would have filmed it for another seven hours.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Jase
Well, Ethan said, well, I'll see you in the morning at 8 o'. Clock.
Malcolm
Got in the can, y'.
Jase
All. And I said, he good news. Worried about having trouble with me. I said, some men you are going to get along good.
Willie
No, the good news is everybody here is protected because I ain't called him by the right name yet.
Martin
I was like, I don't remember a single Ethan in
Willie
now, GM did exist. Jim was director of photography.
Jase
Jim, he was a head camera. Yeah, our good friend, best one was, he was talking to Phil one day, you know, and Phil was saying, jim, I got a question. He said, what do you think about a man that will come up to the line of sanity? He comes up to it and he stepped across it. He said, what would you call that, yo? And I, they always getting on me because I'm always causing problems. Yeah, yo. Jim says, we call it talent. And I look at Phil and I said, had him. Gotcha.
Malcolm
Oh, man, that's the same right here.
Jase
No, no, I. I can see that. You know, she don't really get good till they say, roll action.
Willie
Yeah, that girl, she's. She is full of queen.
Jase
Then the queen goes into who she is. Completely. Completely. The young lady disappears in a symbol. Person that nobody knows shows up thousand percent.
Evelyn
Maybe a duck, maybe not a person. Doesn't have to be a person.
Malcolm
It doesn't have to be.
Jase
Let me put. Then the entity shows up and takes over the stage.
Evelyn
But if I'm. If I'm a duck, if I Have to act like a duck. Please don't shoot me.
Willie
Don't worry. Hands are safe. Or Drake's. Only the.
Martin
Shave your head for this movie.
Evelyn
Maybe, maybe not.
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Evelyn
Hey. I wanted to. I wanted.
Malcolm
She wanted to so bad her mom would not let her.
Evelyn
But the whole cast was like, okay, sure, you can do that. But my mom was like, nope, nope, no, not. Not one time. We're never gonna do that.
Martin
So you didn't. So you did. You had to sit in makeup every morning.
Evelyn
Well, I only had a bald cat.
Jase
Not really. I gangstered that fight.
Martin
Hold on. You ain't never setting makeup. I'm not. Need your answer. I need her answer.
Jase
I'm gonna tell you. Hey, I know. I know the makeup people, and I know exactly what they're going to say when she sits there. Let's see. Oh, well. Yeah, just a little bit.
Malcolm
Now we.
Jase
Okay, you're ready.
Willie
We had to make. She got made hairless.
Evelyn
It took three hours of stillness for them to make my.
Martin
Yeah, that's her right there.
Evelyn
I didn't get to. I did not get.
Jase
Well, they got that big. They got that big go skin thing.
Evelyn
Yeah. But they put cotton in it.
Jase
Oh, yeah.
Evelyn
Hi. That's me.
Jase
Yeah, of course it's you.
Evelyn
But they didn't do my bald cap when I had the hat on.
Willie
Okay, so now we're watching. Now we're watching how the sausage was made. The. So question for you. This is going to be for both of you, but we'll start with Evelyn because she loves to talk, and I can appreciate that. What was your favorite scene of the movie? Did you have one that, like, sticks out above the rest? Was there one that you were like, man, that was a lot of fun. Or that was really cool. Or. Or anything?
Evelyn
There was this scene, like, it's not like, once. It's like, these scenes that are stuck together or whatever. And it had this big guy. Oh, I mean. I mean, this big guy.
Willie
Okay.
Evelyn
He taught me how to do ukulele.
Willie
What?
Evelyn
Taught me. He didn't teach me right. And I tried. And he brought me pizza.
Willie
Oh, wow.
Evelyn
Yeah. But he stole some of my pizza. How rude. And let me.
Jase
There's no proof of that. Y' all had a blast doing this.
Willie
Yeah, it looks like a blast.
Jase
I can see that. Just talking. But y' all had a blast doing that.
Malcolm
Yeah, we did. Like you were saying, like, as soon as they call action, she's just in it in between.
Jase
Totally different person. Totally different.
Evelyn
Maybe I'm always laughing after.
Malcolm
Yeah. Like, I'm sitting There. Prepping.
Jase
Well, that's a good thing.
Malcolm
Emotional. And she's just playing full of energy. And then we jump into the scene, she's ready to go, we're finished with it. And I'm like, I feel really good. She goes, you missed a line. I can already preparing for hours you've been doing.
Jase
I can already see. They will play this in hospital. Hospitals.
Malcolm
Yeah. Yeah, but we had.
Jase
No, no, I'm serious. They will play this in hospitals to help people that are.
Willie
Are ill. Oh, yeah. To watch the recovery story of it all.
Malcolm
I.
Willie
So what about you, Malcolm? Is there a scene that sticks out in your mind?
Malcolm
I mean, that were so fun.
Willie
The pizza one would be fun because we.
Malcolm
Knowing that there wasn't any sound, I just got to. I was basically like, how do I make her just.
Evelyn
He pretended to be a.
Malcolm
My goal was make her break character every time.
Evelyn
He was tickling me for hours. And he dressed up as a mummy and came in. And then I just. I discovered he wasn't really a mummy. That was.
Willie
Surprise, surprise. He's not really a mommy.
Evelyn
I was really mad because I was about to prove my mom that I can fight down a mummy. You mean.
Willie
You mean your mom?
Malcolm
Yeah. Mum or mummy?
Evelyn
My. My mom. My mom. My mommy. And there was a wheelchair race.
Malcolm
Oh, that was fun.
Evelyn
And I didn't win. And just because he had skill, but I was pushed, so I don't know how I didn't win.
Willie
Oh, man.
Jase
Oh, you're playing a young lady that's terminally ill. Yep.
Malcolm
And I'm the rock star that crashes into the hospital. And she's a fan of Elijah Peel. So she's just, I mean, incessant troublemaker. So she wanders on into my room and I can't get rid of her because I'm bedridden. So she just keeps showing up.
Evelyn
That's what I do. I act old and wise.
Jase
She's not gonna let you get rid of her? No.
Malcolm
No, she doesn't.
Jase
Yeah.
Malcolm
And you know, she just like the voice of reason and faith that Elijah Peel needs right then and there.
Evelyn
So with a little bit of. Which with a little bit of sass.
Willie
So doing the movie, I mean, a faith. A faith based movie with a full redemption story. Did that, being the characters have any impact on your life? Like, you know, I mean, redemption is real, right? Like, redemption is the thing that we all look for. I mean, it's rooting for the underdog, all that kind of stuff. So playing that has to be powerful in your life, I would think like, you know, one of them kind of deals.
Malcolm
I think for me, playing it was, I mean, it's such a fun character to play. It's so dynamic, and it kind of feels like a master class, getting the opportunity, opportunity to do it. But I think the biggest part has been, like, going to the film festivals with it and the showings and having people come up afterwards and be like, oh, my child is going through this. I have a niece or nephew that's going through something similar. And I don't think I was ready for that to come out of the showings and have it actually touch people's lives, where they're at. And then coming up to me to just be like, thank you for doing this. I, I mean, I'm kind of, I'm pretty unserious in general because that was a very kind of grounding moment immediately
Jase
when people are in that, in that moment. Okay. Regardless of what they fight.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Jase
Okay. They feel all alone. Okay. And then for somebody that do something on the screen and it brings a little happiness and smiles to their face, that means a lot. Yeah. I've had people come to tell me that when I was going through chemotherapy or cancer that I made them get through it because when they needed a life or to smile.
Willie
Yeah.
Jase
They looked at this idiot doing something stupid.
Malcolm
I've been there watching you guys.
Jase
To me, you know, that made it all worth it.
Malcolm
I, I, I wasn't ready for the kind of reality check of that.
Jase
Well, no, no, because see, the first time a kid from Make a Wish foundation showed up to us, we, we didn't know what to do. Yeah.
Malcolm
You're like, I don't know.
Jase
Here is a kid.
Malcolm
I have a punchy little line for you.
Jase
Yeah. You know, and the last thing they wanted to do was spend some time with this crazy Krasko, you know, So I went to my knees and told almighty, hey, make me funny. Make me something that will help this kid get through this crap.
Martin
He did that beforehand. He beat you to that.
Willie
He prepared you.
Jase
That's the way I see her.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Evelyn
I tried my best to make him one of the best Christians.
Jase
Don't ever let anybody kill your, what is the words? Spunk. Well, spunk in the love that you have for what you do. Don't ever let nobody take it from you.
Evelyn
If they, if they try to, I'll literally throw them in a dumpster.
Jase
Well, no. Cause, hey, it's, hey, that's more precious than silver or gold, darling.
Willie
Rubbish.
Jase
What you do, that's a good thing. Okay.
Willie
It really is we up against it. We always close with a Bible verse. Do y'.
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All.
Willie
Is there one that sticks out to you guys? If not, we got Johnny D got one ready, from what he's heard, I'm sure. But if you have a favorite one that you'd like to throw out or if there's one from the movie. I don't know if there's one in particular.
Martin
Elijah peel, in theaters August 14th.
Malcolm
August 14th.
Martin
And the verse that came to my mind about both of you.
Willie
Are you gonna read it in a British accent?
Martin
No. No, I'm not. Although I can switch over to the King James if you'd like me to, but I'm gonna stick with the NIV. Matthew 5:14. You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden.
Willie
There you go. You ain't hiding her.
Martin
We can hide this dynamic duo right here. So go check them out.
Willie
Evelyn.
Jase
Yeah.
Willie
Evelyn. You keep on acting. I'm not sure. Duck hunting. Joe thing girl. So.
Malcolm
Thank you for having us.
Willie
I love it. Thank you. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
Duck Call Room Podcast Summary
Episode: Korie Robertson’s New Movie Hits a Personal Nerve With Uncle Si
Date: August 11, 2026
Main Guests: Korie Robertson, Willie Robertson, Malcolm Cumming, Evelyn
Main Theme: Behind the Scenes of "Elijah Peele" – Movie-Making, Real-Life Impact, and Classic Duck Commander Banter
This episode of Duck Call Room centers on the launch of the new faith-based movie "Elijah Peele," executive produced by Korie and Willie Robertson. The episode blends hilarious hunting and home wildlife stories with an in-depth, lighthearted, and moving conversation with the film’s stars. They discuss the movie’s themes of redemption, share behind-the-scenes stories, and reflect on the real impact of such stories on both cast and audience.
[00:12 - 08:00]
The episode kicks off with Korie and the crew sharing comic woes about a bat infestation at the Robertson house, including bats making their way inside, leaving guano everywhere, and other animal encounters, e.g., possum on dishes, squirrels under gun cabinets, and giant spiders.
Relatable gross-out moments, including a spider "the size of a squirrel," and funny family reactions to critters.
Korie shares a wild story from Uganda: whitewater rafting on the Nile, lunching on an island with trees that are actually filled with bats — and Missy getting bat poop in her eye.
[12:00 - 14:00]
[14:17 - 16:50]
[17:17 & after]
Evelyn (Jessica in the film, age 9) and Malcolm (Elijah Peele) join the table, displaying youthful wit and charm, frequently swapping accents (British and American) and quick responses.
British Accents & Banter: Ongoing, lighthearted confusion and jokes about their knack for role-shifting, accents, and “dual citizenship."
[24:00 - 54:00]
Behind-the-scenes insights:
Authentic preparation:
Both share favorite scenes, from learning the ukulele to a wheelchair race.
Malcolm reflects on how Jessica (Evelyn’s character) is the “voice of reason and faith” for the troubled Elijah Peele.
[54:00 - 57:00]
[57:10 - End]
| Timestamp | Segment/Event | |--------------|----------------------------------------------------| | 00:12-08:00 | Robertson house wildlife and funny animal stories | | 08:10 | Korie’s Uganda & bat story | | 12:00-14:00 | Animal battle debates, rogue hippo joke | | 14:17-16:50 | Movie intro (“Elijah Peele”) and its themes | | 17:17 | Introduction of child actor Evelyn & Malcolm | | 19:00+ | Accents, cast Q&A, movie scenes & locations | | 24:00-54:00 | Behind-the-scenes stories from filming | | 54:00-57:10 | Real-life impact of movie and redemption themes | | 57:10 | Bible verse & closing encouragement |
Notable Quotes
This episode offers both a window into the making of a touching new film and classic Duck Commander laughs—making it a can’t-miss for fans and newcomers alike.