Miss Kay’s Request Sends Justin Martin on a Midnight Mission

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary

Episode: Miss Kay’s Request Sends Justin Martin on a Midnight Mission
Date: July 28, 2026
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

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Episode Overview

The crew is back together in the heart of Duck Commander for an episode full of classic Southern storytelling, friendly ribbing, strange adventures, hunting tales, and zany pop-culture observations. This week we hear about Miss Kay’s late-night frog leg craving (and the midnight mission to fulfill it), insane July 4th travels, legendary bison attacks, survival tactics in the wild, grilling philosophies, hot dog rollers, and the true measure of manhood as told by “Phil wisdom.” The room is alive with side jokes, fly-hunting chaos, and the usual banter that fans of the Duck Dynasty clan know and love.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Murdering Flies and Setting the Scene (00:06–02:07)

• The episode opens with the whole gang trying to kill an errant fly in the studio, using “salt guns” and quick comic commentary.
• “I’m a big believer in gun safety. That rule does not apply to salt guns. Leave that sucker on fire.” — Si Robertson (12:56)

2. The Beach Trip and Bucky’s Mayhem (02:18–06:22)

• John-David (JD) recounts a family beach vacation, overrun with flies, jellyfish, and “ocean ivy poison,” cementing his reputation as not-a-beach-guy.
• Hilarious depiction of a jam-packed Buc-ee’s on July 4th:
  • “Buc-ee's is Taylor Swift. I'm talking every walk of life. ... Wall to wall people, out of everything.” — JD (05:09)
• The group jokes about tourist stops, “plus-size park hoppers,” and Dollywood vs. Disney World antics.

3. Dollywood vs Disney & "Park Hopper" Social Media (07:01–10:02)

• Extended riffing about Dollywood being better than Disney World for "plus size park hoppers".
• “They let other big people know if they can fit in the seats.” — Martin (09:33)
• Top rides at Dollywood are named, with the coasters Lightning Rod, Thunderhead, and Wild Eagle (10:25–10:39).

4. Yellowstone, Stupid Tourist Stories, and Bison Attacks (12:12–22:26)

• The group dissects a viral news story about 65-year-old Carl McDaniel getting launched 8 feet into the air by a bison in Yellowstone.
• Detailed breakdown of what went wrong, animal speed trivia, and who would’ve gotten away.
  • “Everybody’s got a plan till a buffalo stabs em in the back. Just like Mike Tyson said.” — JD (15:32)
  • “A bison can go 35 mph…they’re faster than most horses.” — Martin (17:11)
• General agreement: Don’t mess with wild animals; don’t run from a bison or grizzly.

5. Reflections on Wildlife, Native American Wisdom, and Survival (24:10–33:01)

• Si and the crew admire stickball via a Choctaw Indian live stream and discuss handmade drums and Native traditions.
  • “The legacy behind it is really neat... everything in it is handmade. They could take anything from the wild, and they didn’t waste nothing.” — Si (27:27–29:09)
• Discussion on survival when faced with a bear:
  • “If I encounter a grizzly bear, I’m already dead.” — Martin (31:15)
  • “There’s no reason to run from a grizzly — the last thing you want to do is die tired.” — Si (32:55)

6. The Legendary Frog Leg Midnight Run for Miss Kay (53:50–54:38)

• The heart of the episode: Miss Kay gets a craving for frog legs late at night.
  • Justin goes out, catches the frogs, takes them to Jase who cleans and cooks them, resulting in a happy Miss Kay.
  • "Hey, whatever she wants wild, tell me, I’ll go get it for her, like, I don’t care as long as you'll clean 'em up." — Martin (54:25)
  • The team swaps stories of favorite wild meats—and the distaste for cleaning bullfrogs and squirrels.

7. Classic Duck Dynasty Humor and Lessons on Becoming a Man (54:52–56:37)

• Nostalgia for the Phil Robertson “manhood” talks from early Duck Dynasty episodes:
  • “Hey, get you a homely looking woman, too. She ain't gotta be pretty. Now that my boys are on their way to becoming men...I’m just gonna play old clips of Phil Robertson.” — JD (55:32)

8. Hot Dog Rollers, Grilling, and Foodie Talk (46:46–53:35)

• Extended riffing about hot dog rollers, grilling, the “Sam’s Cafe” hot dog vs. other brands, and how to host the best football-watching party.
  • “I was kind of afraid this thing was going to end in the summer...Now I just realized the first fall Saturday...I’mma have dogs rolling and a pot of chili simmering.” — JD (49:16)

9. Closing Thoughts: Sunscreen Conspiracy and Bible Verse (51:21–56:52)

• JD recommends further discussion about “big sunscreen”—a running joke/new conspiracy theory.
• The show wraps up with a Bible verse (Philippians 2:9–11), a tradition modeled on Phil Robertson, and a shout-out for Mr. Carl’s recovery.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "Buc-ee's is Taylor Swift...before you know it, everybody's in there." — John-David (05:09)
• On wild animal attacks: “Everybody's got a plan 'til a buffalo stabs them in the back.” — JD (15:32)
• “If I encounter a grizzly bear, I'm already dead.” — Martin (31:15)
• On helping Miss Kay: “At midnight we swapped ice chests and moved on.” — Justin Martin (54:33)
• “You’ll starve to death. That’s one Phil touched the frog's butt and said, ‘Ms. K going to be happy, happy, happy!’” — JD retelling Phil’s classic advice (55:02)
• “Bring masculinity back, baby!” — Si (55:32)

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Helpful Timestamps

• 00:06–02:07: Fly hunt chaos & studio fun
• 02:18–06:22: Bucky’s July 4th madness & bad beach trip
• 07:01–10:39: Dollywood vs Disney; “plus-size park hoppers”
• 12:12–22:26: Bison attack breakdown & wildlife safety
• 24:10–29:38: Native American wisdom & stickball discussion
• 31:15–33:01: Grizzly bear survival talk
• 46:46–53:35: Hot dog rollers, grilling, and party food
• 53:50–54:38: Miss Kay’s late-night frog leg request
• 54:52–56:37: Duck Dynasty’s “How to be a Man” life lessons
• 56:16–56:52: Closing Bible verse & shout-out to Mr. Carl

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Summary

This episode delivers classic Duck Call Room chaos and Southern camaraderie. From fly-swatting shenanigans and tales of jellyfish torment to a viral bison attack at Yellowstone, the guys mix tall tales with cautionary wildlife advice. A highlight is the midnight frog leg adventure for Miss Kay, a testament to family, loyalty, and their uniquely hilarious approach to obligations. The group also riffs on Dollywood, grilling must-haves, hot dog science, and the quirks of the American summer road trip. In true Duck Dynasty fashion, it ends with “Phil wisdom,” encouragement for the next generation, and faith at the center. Listeners are left laughing, learning, and inspired to grill, avoid wild animals, and do whatever it takes to keep Miss Kay happy.

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For more:

• Watch for the next episode for more wild stories and real-life lessons from the Duck Commander crew.
• Send sunscreen conspiracy thoughts to hellocallroom.com for future discussion!

Transcript

[A]

Oh, he's coming at you right there. Right in front of you.

[B]

I don't see him on the. On the wood.

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Next table.

[C]

That's a ricochet.

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You see it on this table? Closer to me.

[B]

Right there.

[C]

Right toward Martin's chest.

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Right there on the back half of your table.

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On this.

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Not.

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Yeah.

[D]

Dang.

[A]

I don't know if that was guts or something.

[B]

Hey, you got Martin. You got Martin. Oh, hey,

[A]

I got. Got by something.

[B]

Hey, you should.

[C]

Are you recording this?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Hold on.

[C]

Good, because JD Just shot him in the face.

[A]

Hold on.

[D]

I was behind him, but it ricocheted up and hit you.

[A]

Hold on. I'm ready now.

[B]

He's ready now, boy.

[A]

He's right there on Philip's shoulder.

[B]

What's the.

[A]

That's what you get for running him off. What are we. I don't even know. We're talking about. We're trying to kill flies. There's been a fly.

[D]

We haven't even said welcome back to the welcome back.

[A]

We're back together, gentlemen. Yeah, we're back.

[B]

Babylon. All these flies remind me of the movie I watched last night, the Last Apache. They're in a bar. He said, tequila. And the guy puts a bottle of tequila up there, and he looks over and sees a rat he pulled out, says, pow. It blows the rat away and said, hey, drink forever, rat. I kill. And the bartender says, no, he put out some quinine poison. He said, that takes care of the rats. Don't. Don't. You don't shoot shooting anymore.

[A]

Cyanide. Cyanide, yeah. Not quinine, because that's in tonic water.

[B]

Whatever. It's white powder is all, and it's a killer.

[A]

But welcome back.

[D]

Welcome back.

[A]

Johnny D. I was a beach welcome back.

[D]

Salty.

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Salty.

[D]

I would not make it as a pirate.

[B]

You wouldn't make it as a sniper either.

[C]

Now, welcome back or Boy Scout.

[A]

We've already discussed your dot tying abilities.

[D]

Or just a man in general.

[A]

No, you're. You're a great man.

[D]

Hey, no. Yeah, I'm. I'm brashed up with. I don't.

[A]

Yeah, you got into jellyfishes.

[D]

I don't. Yeah, the ocean's full of poison ivy, poison oak, jellyfish, ocean ivy poison. There's something in there that doesn't agree with.

[B]

It's got a lot of parasites.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm with Phil Robertson and David Owen. Well, y' all go.

[A]

No beach.

[D]

I'll be here.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[A]

No beaches.

[D]

I don't think I'm old enough to pull that move.

[A]

Now.

[D]

That pr.

[A]

Your. Your Kids are too young. It's not even your age. It's just your kids are too young. Yeah. You need one of them to stay back with you.

[C]

I think.

[D]

I think I could pull that off. Carter, he was real into it for a day. All we saw was the top of his feet trying to dig stuff out. But then he also apparently has my skin. And dad just not a big beach guy.

[C]

But you look like you were having fun when we saw you on the FaceTime.

[A]

I did.

[D]

I was having fun. I for.

[B]

I have.

[D]

I got to go get something out of my truck before we get.

[A]

Oh, your order. I gave you one order.

[D]

I got.

[B]

Good. Oh, well, go get.

[A]

Yeah, go get them, cuz I want them.

[C]

We have fix to have a party up in here.

[B]

I'm one party.

[C]

S. What you got?

[A]

Hey, he put in one order, I

[B]

put in one order. And I got two pack. This one will go home. Me, I'll share this one with y'. All.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

I gave them both to you, sir,

[B]

and I know it. I just want you to know I appreciate it.

[D]

I it. I waited in line for four hours for those. That's not true.

[B]

But hey, I will fix a. I don't doubt that.

[D]

Are they melting?

[A]

Well, yeah. It's 100 degrees out there.

[D]

I just put them in the car.

[A]

Oh, I saw them on where? Oh, no, I'll wait. I have a post. I'll have a post one.

[D]

Let them harden back up anyway.

[A]

We could go put them in the ice machine.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So I was at Bucky's on the semi quincentennial of America for about 10 minutes.

[A]

How was that?

[D]

That was amazing.

[A]

I was 4th of July at Bucky's.

[D]

4th of July at 11:50 at Buc EE's is something every human being should do. Part B of this Saturday, July 11, or whatever it was at 10am BUC EE's is something no human being should ever do Saturday.

[C]

Good.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Because that parking lot, Martin, we've. I can't do it. Hey, the only time he got his

[C]

mic close to his mouth.

[D]

Usually it's way out here, but when he's eating, he'll put that sucker.

[A]

Yeah. Make sure we all hear it.

[D]

I can mute his mic while he's eating.

[C]

Thank you.

[D]

I just let the people hear it. Anyways, Bucky's. You know when bands are really cool before everybody finds out about them?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And then they're Taylor Swift.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Bucky's is Taylor Swift. I'm talking every walk of life. I'm talking every human Being I've ever seen in my life was in that buc ee's trying to get away from that beach on their way home. And it was wall to wall. People look like this, chewing on all things on. They were out of everything. They were just trying to shove stuff back on the. It was. It was the sight to behold. I won't be back between daylight hours to the buck.

[A]

No, no.

[D]

You can only express on it.

[A]

And you can only do it from like November to February or midnight.

[C]

What'd you buy? Did you get anything?

[A]

Good size almonds.

[C]

Well, I see that.

[D]

I spent a couple hundred bucks.

[C]

So you got it all.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Drinks, sandwiches, burritos. Them chips that they make in house, those are not to be trifled with. Those are delicious.

[A]

Oh, they're tater chips. Oh, yeah, they're good.

[D]

We waited in line for those.

[A]

It was.

[B]

It was.

[D]

It was crazy.

[A]

Oh, Bucky's. But one. See,

[C]

Bucky is Bucky's.

[D]

Yeah, but that was the highlight of my beach trip.

[E]

My.

[D]

Both of my buc EE's trips. And then it was. It was just hot. The rest of the time.

[A]

I'm just asking, what are you doing?

[D]

What is happening to this podcast? Everybody's just looking.

[A]

No, I was just asking what the busiest Buc EE's was. I was asking Chat DBT.

[D]

I think it might be that one at the beach.

[A]

That's why I was curious. It says it's the one in Sevierville, Tennessee.

[D]

What?

[A]

Everybody going to Dollywood, baby.

[D]

But now Dolly's.

[A]

Dolly's taking on the beaver. She didn't like him being outside her gate because now she's got her own truck stops.

[D]

You know, Dolly Parton got gas station. You did know that?

[B]

No.

[C]

Oh, you got to go to he loves Dolly.

[A]

I saw one. Did not make me want to pull in there.

[D]

What?

[A]

I was not impressed.

[D]

Dolly's Travel Plaza.

[A]

Well, they were just rebranded the old Tennessee and truck stops things, they're not their own thing. It's like they don't. They have. They put lipstick on a pig.

[D]

Yeah, but it's Dolly's lipstick.

[A]

Yeah, but it came without the most important assets of Dolly.

[D]

Her lipstick.

[A]

Not her lipstick, no.

[C]

Her personality, perhaps.

[A]

Her overindulgence in some things. I did not feel overly indulged driving by. Nothing said stop here. Gas pumps were normal. They should be inflated. Right.

[C]

What a way to make a living.

[D]

So there's one right outside Dollywood. What a Bucky's?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Because I. I want to go to Dollywood Real in Fact, I've wanted to

[A]

play, like, Bucky's bingo. Figure out which all ones I've stopped at, which ones I need to add to my list.

[D]

If you were to go back in time and ask our family where we wanted to vacation, there was one vote for Dollywood.

[A]

You.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You like Dollywood?

[D]

I think I have to, right?

[A]

Roller coasters.

[D]

It's like a Disney World for redneck.

[B]

It's better than Disney World.

[A]

It's better than Disney.

[C]

You want to go?

[A]

Okay, now he quit his mind.

[D]

Put your mic back on now that you're done eating.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You think it's better than Disney World?

[B]

It's better. Dolly Parton's Wood.

[C]

Dolly Parton's Wood.

[B]

That's right.

[C]

Dollywood is better than Dolly's wood. Let's go.

[A]

I don't think Dolly's got wood.

[E]

I don't care.

[B]

I go.

[C]

I know you will. We should.

[B]

It could be.

[D]

I've heard that from more than other people. If you go to the top theme parks in the world, According to, like, TripAdvisor, Dollywood wins.

[A]

Where does it rate on the. The scale of plus size park hoppers? Seems like they'd really gravitate towards Dollywood. You would think, right?

[D]

They're more bottom heavy than top.

[A]

I love fat jokes, man, because I'm one of them.

[D]

Yeah, well, you're not a plus size park hopper.

[A]

No, I ain't park hopping nowhere. I may be plus size, but.

[D]

Oh, okay. How do we recover?

[C]

There is no recur. Welcome to the duck call range.

[B]

Welcome back.

[A]

Did you know there are people that make their living on social media because they're big and go to theme parks?

[E]

Phillip?

[C]

No.

[D]

They let other big people know if they can fit in the seats.

[B]

Yeah, well, the.

[A]

They are called the plus size park hop.

[B]

Hey, the main attraction at Dollywood is Victoria Secrets, right?

[D]

That's not true.

[B]

S. Have you.

[C]

How do you know all this? Is this a PBS show? You watching?

[D]

He just made that up. What?

[B]

That's.

[C]

That's odd. I made up something.

[B]

No, I don't. I didn't make it up.

[A]

What do you do in it? Bounce a lot.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's not true. The best ride at Dollywood's, like, it's called, like, the eagle or something.

[C]

Eagle?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You're like on an eagle. Like a mar.

[B]

I never heard it called that.

[C]

Oh, my goodness.

[D]

Here's the top three rides at Dolly World.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Lightning Rod.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Thunderhead.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And Wild Eagle.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Lightning Rod, Thunderhead and what? Screaming Eagle.

[D]

Wild Eagle.

[A]

Wild Eagle. Okay.

[E]

There you go.

[A]

Interesting. What's the number one ride at Disney?

[D]

Guardians of the Galaxy, probably

[C]

a small world.

[D]

Now that thing sucks.

[A]

Interesting.

[D]

I had a wine subscription.

[E]

A wine subscription?

[D]

I thought I just bought a bottle and it turns out I bought a subscription to buy a bottle every month. You never know it's a subscription. They didn't because you had to pick it. And so I was sitting there paying by the month, and I didn't even know it.

[E]

Seeing you.

[A]

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[D]

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[A]

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[D]

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[A]

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[C]

S. Did y' all vacation when y' all were young? Did y' all go anywhere or just.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Do you go on vacation with your family?

[C]

Hey, Johnny D. On the water bottle.

[B]

Hey. Our neighborhood was a vacation.

[C]

Take it off of safety.

[B]

Where is he? Is he on the bottle?

[A]

Yeah, he's on the water bottle. He's. Oh, he's on the top.

[B]

He's on a cap.

[C]

You can't miss this.

[A]

Oh, you can.

[B]

Yeah, he can.

[A]

And shoot him flying. Shoot him in there.

[B]

Oh,

[A]

look, I'm a big believer in gun safety. That rule does not apply to salt guns. Leave that sucker on fire.

[D]

It was.

[A]

I thought it was like, leave that thing on fire.

[B]

I might take the gun and kill the.

[C]

Take it from him.

[D]

He keeps messing with the fly.

[C]

No, you had.

[D]

Like, that truck. Okay, hold on. Let's talk about great Americans real fast. Sigh. Have you seen the great American that was visiting Yellowstone?

[A]

This is good.

[D]

Don't look at my computer.

[B]

Right American.

[D]

This is a great American man.

[E]

Don't look.

[B]

Wait.

[A]

Quit look at the.

[B]

Oh, I've already seen that.

[D]

You saw it?

[B]

I saw it. What?

[D]

Mr. Carl.

[B]

Hey, yeah. Hey. Here, here's that. All that is is a. A a good for a good laugh about people being stupid. He.

[D]

He wasn't being stupid.

[B]

Yeah, he was.

[A]

Throw it on the big screen.

[D]

He was not being.

[B]

Yes, he is. He was.

[D]

He had a proper amount away.

[B]

He had a tree between him and that buffalo.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

He should have kept it between him. Well, that he wouldn't have got knocked eight foot in the air.

[D]

I wanted.

[A]

Mr. You're not seeing this. Oh, I hadn't seen it till this morning when I stopped by the way.

[B]

Oh no.

[D]

Dave's watched it like six times.

[B]

Hey, he's done charged. This buffalo has done charge.

[A]

You got three seconds left.

[C]

Where has Sigh seen that?

[A]

Fox News ain't nowhere not taking.

[B]

He charged the white pickup truck.

[A]

Boom. Watch this.

[B]

Boom. You don't run from a wild animal.

[C]

Bison attacks tourists at Yellowstone, you just

[B]

turn yourself into dinner.

[D]

That's a herbivore.

[A]

Here's the problem. He should have stayed right there.

[B]

Trees in between him.

[D]

Now I would have ran to the car, but that bison went through those trees.

[C]

I used to be a lot faster.

[D]

All right, so apparently.

[A]

Look at him.

[D]

Mr. Carl.

[B]

Look. That bull is my favorite.

[A]

Is Tyreek Hill got away from it.

[B]

Hey, that bull is in Montana Hill. You don't fool it. And hey, and that sucker weighs like 2, 200 pounds.

[A]

No chance Tannehill gets away from it.

[D]

2, 200 pounds.

[A]

Look at he bucking, son.

[B]

He doesn't charge a pickup truck in this stupid thing. How anytime you see a buffalo run at a pickup truck and chase it away, you know, hey, you know, you get away from there.

[D]

Well, I think that was his plan.

[B]

Well, hey, yeah, you don't run.

[D]

Everybody's got a plan. Till a buffalo stabs them in the back. Exactly like Mike Tyson said.

[B]

If you're going hey, you don't run from a wide.

[D]

You know what's better?

[A]

That old man made it longer than Conor McGregor

[D]

against a full grown buffalo. Yeah, no, I. But apparently Mr. Carl when he was on the ground with broken legs waiting for the. The flies flying around me waiting for the ambulance to arrive. He was like, man, that ride was better than Disney World.

[A]

65 year old Carl McDaniel.

[D]

All right. The fly's dead. Praise the Lord.

[B]

I think you got him anyway.

[D]

Yeah. Carl. Mr. Carl.

[A]

And the bison remains alive. And well, well.

[B]

Why y' all don't watch enough movies?

[A]

I figured they'd have snuffed him out.

[C]

For what? Sigh.

[A]

What movie does this remind you of?

[B]

Dances Were Wolves.

[A]

Tatonka.

[B]

It was. Yeah. Katanka. Yeah, it was a lot about buffaloes.

[D]

Carl, this guy's such a good guy. He's had articles written about him before this even happened.

[A]

Really?

[C]

The buffalo?

[D]

Look at him.

[A]

Why, what was he size stand in. He looked like Sigh. If he wore suspenders.

[C]

How old was he?

[B]

Did it say 65?

[A]

Carl? Carl, is that you?

[B]

Hey, you need to look back up. Carl, you need to look up. How fast does a bison run?

[D]

Faster than Carl.

[B]

Well, I'm just saying you need to look up how fast one can run.

[A]

I'm going to say 20 miles an hour.

[C]

I'm going to say 30.

[B]

35.

[A]

A bison can go 35.

[B]

I'm talking about. I say 35 miles an hour.

[D]

Despite their massive size, at a weight of up to £2,000, bisons are incredibly agile and can run at speeds of up to 35-40 mph. They are faster than most horses and can sprint over long distances, which means

[A]

they Cruise at about 20.

[B]

Then probably just you. Hey, that's a wild animal. He's used to things like mountain lions chasing him.

[A]

He messed up Indians on horseback.

[D]

You done messed up now.

[A]

That one ain't ever seen an Indian. That bison ain't ever seen no Indian. Well, he may not, but no, they wiped him out.

[B]

Hey, there's a plenty of them that. Now we done that.

[D]

I just like pictures of Mr. Carl. He looks like he'd fit in with us.

[A]

He should have had that shirt on.

[C]

Hey, get him on. Yeah, get him on.

[A]

We roll.

[B]

Hey, here's one for you. Look, here's one for you.

[D]

He bounced.

[B]

Louisiana used to have bison, elk. Oh yeah, all of that.

[A]

Oh yeah, I read. I read Lewis and Clark's report in Louisiana.

[B]

Oh no. Yeah, all of that was here. Hey, think of this. Five million bison.

[A]

Uh huh.

[D]

Truth is, I would shake.

[B]

You would think there was an earthquake going on. Oh, I bet when they run by. I'm serious. It was just, it was just. It would shake the ground.

[D]

Regulations require visitors to keep their distance from bison, giving them at least 75ft of breathing.

[A]

I think Carl was at least 100.

[D]

I think we got to check in his 80s.

[A]

No, I'm saying he was 100ft from him.

[D]

Yeah, I know Carl was, but you

[B]

looked at what that, that bull was doing. He's rolling on the ground, kicking up Dust. Then he got up from that run at the pickup. Chase the pickup away now. Hey, it's the rut zone.

[C]

Look at that Carl.

[D]

You think Carl makes that his Christmas

[B]

car in the air?

[D]

I mean the pictures everywhere. If you're driving down the road, just imagine a, you know, five year old man, eight foot in the air above a bison with his foot

[B]

right there. Weighs all 250, maybe 275.

[A]

Oh, big car.

[D]

That six year old Carl is not big.

[B]

Oh, hey, that boy 6 foot 4 and 2 of 275.

[A]

You know the difference.

[D]

How do you know how tall Mr. Carl is?

[B]

Because I got eyeballs and I got common sense. Hey, old boy, 64 foot something.

[C]

Where's 275?

[A]

Time out. Where's Mr. Carl from? Washington State. Never mind.

[B]

Yeah, what?

[A]

Carl, there's a chance. You listen to this or have in the past. We got a chair for you.

[D]

We do have a chair. It's going to be. We don't have a budget.

[B]

First question I asked.

[A]

But we got a chair and s got one that we can roll you in here if you want to come before your legs heal.

[B]

That's right. I got a wheelchair you can have.

[C]

Yeah, borrow.

[D]

You can throw a rock a mile. But he keeps a wheelchair on standby.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Along with oxygen.

[B]

That's right.

[C]

That he just wears and doesn't really use.

[D]

Let me figure out. What if he's, I, I got to figure out if he's from the good part of Washington.

[A]

Eastern.

[D]

Yeah, I mean we all know that bison was just in the middle of those tents.

[A]

Yeah. Just chilling.

[B]

Oh, and you know what? He thought that's his area.

[D]

But you want to know why?

[B]

Yeah, because he's bad as staying there.

[A]

Because it was.

[C]

And Carl was a weighing in at

[B]

this corner over here. 200, 2,200 pounds.

[D]

They took Carl to Boseman.

[A]

But he, he's a boy.

[D]

It does feel like he's going to make a full recovery from everything I've read.

[B]

Oh, no. That old boy, he's tough as a tough old coat.

[C]

What's going to happen to the bison?

[B]

I can't believe he's nothing.

[C]

Okay,

[B]

probably nothing.

[A]

It says nothing.

[B]

Well, I think they probably nothing because one of the guys on Fox News said, well, hey, what it looked like to me was the buffalo was being a buffalo. And I said, there you go.

[C]

Yeah, watch out. He's being a buffalo today.

[B]

That's right. Watch out. That's buffalo. And he may turn buffalo on you.

[D]

If you can ride a buffalo, you turn into the immediate coolest person in the world.

[B]

What's your name? Rob. What was the guy that rode to Buffalo?

[D]

The guy on the Buffalo.

[C]

Buffalo Bill.

[A]

Buffalo.

[C]

Can't roller skate in the buffalo herd. Him.

[B]

I can't even remember the name of the movie now, but hey, Buffalo Rider.

[D]

Which is not as good as the YouTube series guy on a Buffalo.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

No, this guy was a. You know, he was also one that would light a cigar. He's. By sticking his face in the fire

[D]

by Jamo and the possum.

[B]

Hold on.

[C]

I know you're talking about Mongo.

[B]

Yo, Mongo. Mongo. Mongo had. That's what he wrote, was a buffalo.

[D]

Mongo wrote a buffalo.

[B]

And if you give him a cigar, hey. He'd put cigar in his mouth and stick his face in the fire and light a cigar.

[E]

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[A]

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[E]

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[B]

Wow. And not only how fast he do it.

[A]

If you turn the volume on and you hear the pop. Slingshot. It is incredible.

[C]

So we're watching a guy with a slingshot.

[B]

It looks like. I thought I seen a rock. I thought I seen a stick.

[A]

Do you hear that thing pop?

[B]

I think I. I saw a stick. He's got a stick on it too.

[D]

He threw it 26 whole meters.

[A]

Yeah. And he hit the target.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, that's very impressive.

[A]

But listen to the pop. Oh, dang. That would be that sucker's sling in that thing. When it pops like that, that would

[D]

put a dent in Goliath's head.

[A]

Yeah, for sure. Primal slinging page on Facebook.

[B]

A good slingshot and then somebody. No way. Yeah, I'm still. I may not could do it, but I guarantee somebody gets in good shape.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

He'll probably throw it two or three miles.

[A]

Yeah. Look at my man.

[D]

There's somebody doing everything on the Internet. Hey, Sigh. This man is on the Internet just making videos of slingshots shot.

[A]

But the primal sling, not the. Not the new fancy one with surgical look.

[B]

And he ain't doing it but one time. Oh.

[D]

165 miles per hour is his what he throws. He's got a video of it right here.

[A]

How long would that take to go three miles.

[B]

How far would it go though? If you could. You could do the math. We already know what speed that Ryan.

[D]

When Martin wasn't here, we did the math with John, Luke and Jacob.

[A]

How fast you gotta throw it to get three miles?

[D]

That girl messaged us on Instagram, told us.

[A]

Oh, remember?

[D]

What's her name?

[A]

I wasn't here. She messaged you too, did she? I don't remember seeing that.

[B]

That boy was good with that thing because, hey, he's just hitting like a bottle.

[A]

Ain't that something? Primal slinging.

[B]

Hey, he had a bottle hanging on a string and busted it.

[A]

We need a special guest for Primal Slinger too.

[D]

Yeah, Haley. No, Haley. Haley's the one that told us about stickball. Sigh. Stickball has his live stream. The championships.

[A]

Yeah, we can watch it.

[B]

Oh, no, no.

[A]

That's on YouTube.

[B]

Yeah, I went to one in.

[A]

No, we know, we know, we know.

[D]

And this was a follow up to that. Haley just wanted to let us know that the World Series stickball tournament just started in Mississippi.

[C]

Oh, that's it.

[D]

She sent us the Choctaw indianfair. That's it.com schedule and the YouTube page so you can live stream it.

[A]

That's crazy that they would take on the World Cup.

[D]

I don't think the ratings are going to quite be there.

[B]

Why? I'm okay.

[C]

Hey,

[B]

there's a lot of talent in the Choctaw Nation.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Okay. Because this is for everybody that wants to be involved in it.

[C]

Sigh. You should have brought your drum. You need to bring that to one. One of the podcasts.

[A]

That's what we need. It's more noise making.

[C]

No, it's the coolest thing.

[D]

He's got drums right there.

[C]

This one was made for him.

[B]

No, no, look, what's amazing about that. You enjoy looking at it, Holly, you know, is. Hey, everything. Everything in it is handmade. Except that, you know, he kills a deer, kills a deer, turns to hide all that. But the wood in it is from a tree, special tree that he. Here's the woodpecker. Knock it off. It's a big deal. The legacy. No, no. Yeah. The legacy behind it. Yeah. The legacy behind it is really neat. Okay. Because they got a lot of stuff. Like when a young man becomes a warrior, he's got to go do certain things.

[D]

It involves the beach or shooting flies with a shotgun. I will not be a warrior.

[A]

Now you're going to be a gatherer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're going to have to go chase them cranberries down.

[B]

You'll be picking berries.

[A]

Hey, what are you laughing at?

[E]

Over.

[B]

Shut up, Hunter.

[D]

You assault math.

[A]

Did you with that laugh Hunter gave

[D]

a little girl like.

[B]

He laughed like a. No, no.

[A]

Hey, I was just having good fun and Hunter went for serious with it.

[B]

There's a sad part of this. We could have learned so much from the Indian and we just.

[D]

The one.

[B]

Well, no. And we didn't.

[D]

No.

[B]

Because, you know, their lifestyle, you gotta. Their lifestyle was cool and it was good for everybody. It was good for the animals that they hunted. All because they never over. Over hunted them because they was always on the move, you know, but they. They could take anything from the wild, from what was created, and they didn't waste nothing.

[A]

So what's this?

[B]

Man, they kill like a buffalo. They used everything on that buffalo.

[D]

Do you think any of them ever got called?

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, no, they got. Hey, no, they only got. They got dead.

[D]

Now just.

[A]

He's a verb. You got called.

[D]

If you ever get thrown in the air by an animal and your feet are above your head.

[A]

Oh, I'.

[D]

You just got Mr. Carl.

[A]

I'm just saying this. If Carl's junior doesn't use him for the advertisement for a bison burger. Yeah, they've really missed out.

[B]

That's right. Yeah.

[D]

I've never had Carl's Jr.

[A]

I haven't either. Nor do I plan on it. But I'm just saying name Carl Bison burger. It's all the rage places Arby's are doing.

[D]

Also, I do feel like we need to say like everything we've read up to this point is that Carl's doing good. So. And he laughed about it. So we can laugh about it.

[C]

What would Carl's Indian name beside Sir Flying Air flips with bison

[A]

breaks both legs.

[B]

An Indian will come up with a good name for it.

[D]

Yeah, well, let's ask. I've got a friend now that works for the. Where does Haley work? Hold on. I've lost.

[A]

Make sure she ain't may work for the chief.

[B]

Well, see that. That's one thing. Like if you are encountering and if you encounter a grizzly bear, the one thing they tell you you do not want to do smack it is run. Yeah, I'm serious. The one thing you will not. If you do it, you're dead.

[C]

Are you convinced?

[A]

Let me tell you something. If I encounter a grizzly bear, I'm already dead.

[D]

I've seen the Revenant.

[A]

I'm telling you, I've seen Jeremiah Johnson.

[B]

Hey, a grizzly bear is fire something that that buffalo.

[A]

No, I understand. The only thing I'm doing is getting that buffalo. The only thing I'm doing when I run into a grizzly bear is if I don't have my Bible. I'm getting my phone out and I'm turning to Romans.

[B]

Hey, I'm running.

[A]

I'm gonna make sure I get that prayer just right.

[B]

Well, no, no, I'll run him off

[A]

just to make sure one more makes your shot before he jumps on top of me.

[B]

Hey, first thing I'm gonna do if I run up on one is I'm gonna fill my underwear full of crap. Okay? So, hey, he's going. He's going to have to like, like the smell so he stay around me.

[C]

I mean, use it like a slingshot.

[B]

It's going to be automatic. I'm going to crap all over myself.

[D]

I had a whole episode on how to survive a birthday.

[A]

To use a term that I now know that I didn't know before yesterday.

[C]

Turd slinger.

[A]

I don't even think that I'll fill my underwear full of crap. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have an. An aortic dissection, which is what happened to Mr. And that part of my heart is just going to explode.

[B]

Just going to blow up.

[A]

Yeah. And then I'm done.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then he can eat a dead guy.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I don't know.

[B]

I'm somewhere in between all that.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

I'm run.

[D]

I'm like Forrest Gump.

[C]

I'm going to be running now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you look up what a grizzly

[D]

bear runs exact same as Bison 35 to 45.

[A]

What I'm telling you is this.

[B]

I thought you.

[A]

There's no reason to run from a grizzly bear because the last thing you want to do is die tired.

[B]

Yeah. Just lay down and I give up.

[A]

Don't die tired.

[B]

Okay. Okay. You got me.

[A]

Like, if you got a sidearm, use it on yourself. Like, don't.

[D]

Good gracious.

[A]

I don't want to watch my guts get kneed now. Like, I don't want to be just alive enough to watch my intestines.

[B]

If you've never seen a stuffed grizzly bear.

[A]

Oh, I have.

[C]

I have. I've seen a real one in the last zoo.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Because I, I sit very close to a polar bear.

[B]

You don't understand. When you, if you look at their St. Louis, their paws, and then look at the claws that they've got on that paw, they can hit a full grown elk bull and break his neck. Yeah, Just pow.

[A]

Again.

[B]

Yeah, pow.

[A]

And a polar bear die tired.

[B]

Hey, yeah, that, that, that elk weighs just like a, a buffalo in the 2, 200, 2000 round.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[D]

We really do need Carl to come on.

[A]

I'd love to talk to him. He's got a look about him I

[D]

want to very Duck Dynasty esque look about him.

[A]

He looks. He looks like one of us, that's for sure.

[C]

I mean, you know going in that it's possible that you may get mauled, right?

[B]

What?

[C]

I mean run over by the bison if you're messing that close.

[D]

He wasn't messing with us.

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[C]

Too close to him.

[D]

The bison came to him. He did not go to the bison.

[C]

He's there. I mean, he's. He's right there. Where the bison.

[A]

I walk.

[D]

He's from the cool part of Washington.

[A]

I walk outside my house every night. Deer live there. I mean, I don't expect one of them to come maul me.

[C]

Now, a deer is not going to do that.

[D]

Oh, until it does, you know how fast a deer can run. And if he decides to put them horns through you, you gone.

[C]

I'm not going to be messing with deer like that.

[A]

Well, he wasn't messing with. I don't think.

[C]

He wasn't at home on his couch, was he?

[A]

I don't think he did anything.

[D]

He was in the middle of a campground, replaying hundreds of people there.

[B]

He did one thing wrong.

[A]

Well, he got away from that tree.

[B]

Well, no, no.

[C]

Yeah, stay here.

[A]

Not only that, I'd have been playing ring around the rosie.

[B]

He was not only that.

[D]

Mr. Carl gassed out and the bison didn't know.

[A]

You got to pick a tree. He was running around the whole grove of trees. You got to pick one.

[B]

Here's the deal. They tell you. Okay, okay, look. Buffalo are in the rut right now. Don't, don't get. Don't even get in there area.

[C]

He had a look about him anyway.

[B]

Oh, no, I didn't Want to get close to him. He was hostile in his mind when they walked up there.

[A]

Is it the bison?

[C]

Show the clip again.

[D]

Hold on, hold on. But just so we're clear, here is a photo that Mr. Carl took earlier that day.

[A]

Like, oh, my man living there.

[C]

Where is he?

[D]

Like, this is just a. This is a normal place for people to be. And the buffalo walked into. Would be the same as if a Tyrannosaurus rex walked into it. They were not expecting the buffalo to just walk in. Yeah, he and the buffalo got pissed and picked a fight.

[A]

He walked in and chose violence.

[B]

And they. Hey, as soon as they walk. He walked in. They should have walked way away.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

They should have left that area.

[C]

Yeah, well, yeah, obviously, because they've been

[B]

told the animals are in this stage of what they do. You don't want to get in between him and a female.

[A]

Is it the bison rut?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here's the truth. Are you ready?

[A]

Yep.

[D]

They were about 100 yards away. He wasn't aggressive. They were taking some pictures, and then they. That was. They decided to move on. And a truck drove by and honked. And that's when the bison started going and flipping and flopping. And then they were like, what do we do? And next thing they know, here he comes.

[B]

I told you, they charged down. I understand why he charged the pickup truck.

[A]

Does he honk the horn?

[B]

Yeah, he honked the horn. Well, hey, he's been challenged. No, no, I'm serious. I'm serious. When he heard the noise, he's been challenged.

[D]

And, hey, he thought it was a large goose.

[B]

Well, no, no.

[D]

Large white Canadian goose. Man said, I'm the American bison.

[B]

You don't mess with stuff in the wild. Cause that's one thing I tell you. Don't ever get between a bear mama and her cubs.

[A]

I don't even want to get around a bear.

[D]

All right, here we go. We do got to give Mr. Car. He broke his femur in four places.

[A]

Oh, that's the big one.

[B]

Well, no, no. I can't believe they didn't get him

[D]

on the horn, but he has had surgery and he's already standing up.

[B]

I can't believe he didn't get the horn in him because he stole him with his head.

[C]

He could have been killed.

[D]

You messed with the bull, Mr. Carl, when you are better, we'd love to have you.

[A]

How do you break your femur in four places?

[D]

I'll tell you how. You're 65 years old and a 2,000 pound cow throws you up in the

[C]

air eight foot high for a four and a half flip.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

One broken part of the femur for every flip.

[A]

Well, it's just a little bone. It's hard to imagine. I mean, it's a big bone, but it's a short.

[D]

Your strongest bone.

[A]

I know. That's what I'm saying. How do you break it four times? That's wild. He should have been on Centrum Silver.

[B]

Hey, with the speed that thing can go, y' all 100 yards. 100 yards ain't enough. You need to increase that to about 500.

[A]

Yeah, I don't.

[B]

You just don't mess with wildlife, okay?

[A]

No, I don't mess.

[B]

You get hurt.

[C]

Nope.

[B]

Hey, that's why I ask bull riders.

[A]

The only time I get that close to something like that, I got a weapon. Well, no, no, that's it.

[B]

That's me.

[A]

I don't mess with them.

[C]

Well, but again, when all this started

[A]

happening, it seemed harmless.

[C]

Should have thought. I don't know here he's. I'm outside. I'm out of there.

[B]

You're stupid enough to hang around, you're fixing to get hurt.

[C]

Well, yeah.

[A]

The real question is, what happened to the person in the Dolphins jersey because they got out of there and left. Carl, it's always important.

[D]

Y' all say you need a weapon. I just need to be with Philip.

[C]

Yeah. He didn't have to. He didn't have to be.

[D]

I just gotta know him.

[A]

You gotta beat one.

[B]

Oh, no.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

No, no, you wouldn't.

[D]

You wouldn't outrun me, Jake.

[B]

He ain't got one. One thing to do.

[A]

Your legs are too short. Nope, the math don't work. Phillip, you're in trouble.

[D]

I could have said side. I chose you, buddy.

[C]

Yeah, well, you wouldn't bring Rucker along.

[A]

Well, I would have never been out of something with a cab.

[D]

Rucker would be ready to fight them

[B]

out of what I did.

[D]

No, the only thing I was. We could all just walk away.

[B]

What I'd have done. So you done me that way. I stepped side and killed him. Hit him right back there.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[C]

No, I just take Johnny these Rolex

[B]

off and drop it on the ground and I'm gone from that buffaloes for.

[A]

The only thing you'd have done has been preaching one of our funerals. Because you don't go anywhere without us. And we would have stepped in front of him for you and just got got. You know, I'd have pushed you on your chair on out the way.

[B]

Robinson was saved by an Unknown person.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I found Mr. Carl's.

[A]

Robertson and one other were injured.

[C]

Unknown.

[D]

I found Mr. Carl's personal Facebook.

[A]

Oh, Carl.

[D]

He's awesome.

[A]

Is he and awesome.

[D]

He's a good granddad. He's always on vacation with his grandkids to cool places.

[A]

Oh, so that was his granddaughter or

[B]

something in that picture I just looked at there. I was correct when I said he's about 64 and weighs about 275.

[A]

You don't look that big.

[D]

How can you say the man's six four when he. All it is is he's holding a baby.

[C]

Yep. Sigh. You nailed it.

[B]

Hey, show me the one in the cowboy hat. Boy was 6 4, and I guarantee he weighs 275.

[C]

So. I used to work at the circus. He knows this kind of stuff.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

Oh, man.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't know either.

[D]

But I like today. I like a good beard and suspenders combo.

[A]

I do like some suspenders. I think we need to bring back 250.

[B]

230. How far off am I?

[A]

Me?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm 2. 2. 2.

[B]

Okay. 220, 30 off. Okay.

[A]

I'm 265, pal.

[B]

265. I was way off on you though.

[A]

Yeah. But I appreciate it.

[D]

He thought you were smaller than macmillan even though you're a foot taller.

[A]

He's. I carry it better than Philip.

[D]

You know, Philip got some muscles on him.

[C]

Hey.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you remember when I did the arm wrestling and I slammed you down? You was like,

[A]

oh, yeah.

[B]

Huh. You don't weigh that much when you dunk on it, right? Really?

[C]

No. But he's lost a lot of weight.

[A]

I've been less than 261time in my life, and it's when I got out of the hospital for that virus. Oh, I stay right around 265 now. I used to stay up around 3:15. Now I stay about 265.

[D]

I'm doing 50 push ups a day right now. I'm on day two.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

50 push ups a day. We're gonna see what we look like in. In four weeks.

[A]

Shredded.

[D]

No, just trying to be a guy that can shove kids and move with children.

[A]

That's what I'm doing. I got to where I was getting out of breath playing with the kids. I was like, all right, time to. Time to change.

[D]

Dial that one back in.

[A]

Time to change that. I got a little soft, but it happens.

[D]

Soft around the waist region. It happens.

[A]

But I'm back now. I'm good.

[D]

I got to lose, like, Five, ten more pounds.

[A]

I did take on some of them Tennessee heels walking and jogging. No, I ain't meant for that. I'm a flatlander, son.

[C]

You see a fly?

[B]

Some more salt.

[A]

We need more salt. Put one of my almonds in there. Then shoot it this way. Oh, Hunter's getting more ammo. We got plenty of salt. We just don't have our. We lost a gun.

[D]

Yeah, who stole our gun, Hunter?

[B]

Oh, none of us got plenty of salt.

[D]

No idea.

[A]

Hey, next time y' all have one of them big company meetings here, remember the toilet seat presentation? I did do one for the salt gun. Stand up and say something in front of everybody. I know that's your strong suit.

[B]

Hey, everybody's a whole bunch.

[D]

Can I share some news?

[A]

Are you pregnant? No, I'm not.

[C]

No.

[D]

No one's pregnant. Hunter's pregnant. Somebody clipped that.

[A]

That was the joke. You're a guy, so you can't be.

[D]

Arnold Schwarzenegger did it.

[A]

I didn't mean to go too far down there. I'm moving my girlfriend from North Carolina next weekend. Ah. Where are you moving her to?

[D]

To here.

[A]

Oh, okay. Oh, there she's. Any thoughts?

[C]

Oh, that's serious.

[D]

Sigh. How serious is Hunter with his girlfriend?

[A]

They're moving. She's moving.

[B]

He's moved her here.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

He went from long distance love to closer.

[A]

What?

[C]

There you go.

[D]

That's right side.

[A]

That's deep.

[D]

You want to talk about relationship advice?

[A]

So, Hunter, she's moving back here. I got a question for you. Do we need to get side. Make sure he's ordained? Is Sai going to do your wedding, Hunter?

[D]

I don't.

[A]

I'm not premarital counseling with sa. I'd love to.

[D]

Listen, I'm cool with any of y' all doing.

[A]

Doing our wedding, but you could have dogs rolling.

[D]

I mean, dogs. Hold on, sir. Yeah, that's neat. But more importantly, you got a hot dog roller?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Influencer. Boom. I influence.

[A]

You've sold two of them.

[D]

I've sold. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Have you used it?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Was it amazing?

[B]

No. No. I told Martin I must have done something wrong. I remember I got out of the station. It was good.

[A]

He didn't like these.

[B]

These was good.

[A]

I mean, he only ate four of them.

[B]

I only ate four. I had six on the grill.

[C]

But did you cook them down too

[B]

long or did you cook them too? I may have, because I like. I tell you, it went from a big, big hot dog to a Clint Eastwood cigar.

[D]

How long were those dogs Rolling.

[B]

And that wasn't for about two hours.

[D]

What temperature did. There's a warm and there's a cook.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, no, no, I had it on. On half a turn. No, it's off.

[D]

That sucker was on 350 degrees for two hours.

[A]

You ever.

[B]

Oh, it ain't that high.

[D]

It is.

[A]

Yeah, the 350 is, like, right there. It's not far up.

[D]

Yeah, you got. You got. You went side down.

[B]

Hey, that may be a.

[D]

What, it's got numbers on it.

[B]

Turn.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

It went from here to here.

[D]

And it lit that thing on fire is what it did.

[A]

Yeah. You made.

[B]

Well, I had six of them on there, man.

[C]

You ate four of them.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Do you put chili on them or just mustard?

[D]

I cannot wait.

[A]

We need to do, like, a hot dog bar.

[B]

Well, hey, we.

[D]

I did them for when you had

[B]

that puppy in here every.

[D]

I brought my hot dog roller to the beach just because it was America tradition. And then Belgium sent us home even though we were.

[B]

You got a special hot dog you put on it?

[D]

Yes, I do. Do you want to know the number one hot dog to put on it?

[B]

Yeah. What do you put on?

[D]

You got to go to Sam's. You got to find the franks in a red package. Not the blue package. Those are regular. The. I'm pretty sure it's the red package. And it says as served in our cafe. So it's the Sam's Cafe Dog red package.

[A]

You keep on. You going to call in Clay McConnell. He a big fan of a $1 Sam hot dog.

[D]

I charge two at my house.

[A]

$2. $2 a piece.

[D]

They're so good. No, that's a good dog. But, yeah, I was kind of afraid this thing was going to end in the summer, and it was going to be a summer we all remembered for hot dog rollers and parties. Now I just realized the first fall Saturday.

[A]

Football.

[B]

Football.

[A]

Praise God.

[D]

I'm a have dogs rolling and a pot of chili simmering.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Amen.

[B]

Chili. You make it homemade?

[D]

Homemade?

[A]

Yeah. He makes Lucky Charms chili.

[D]

You got cut up some.

[A]

You. You'll get in there and find a piece of ribeye.

[D]

You'll find some perfect marbled beef inside my chili.

[A]

Lucky Charms chili. You just got to go quick because he'll cherry pick it on you.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Then you just left with chili.

[D]

I don't have the money to do the filet mignon like Willie does. I've tried it twice and then realized, like, $90 chili.

[B]

Oh, that makes a difference. Yeah.

[D]

When I was in college, I Was

[C]

a big fan of the wolf chili snob.

[A]

I was always a horror Male guy.

[C]

Hormel. Yeah.

[D]

Over wolf when the Saints won the Super Bowl. I also like to throw parties. There's nothing like watching sports and feeding all your friends.

[A]

They just.

[D]

They have a good time and you feel good because you fed them all. I would take two blocks of Velveeta and two things of wolf chili with no beans and put that sucker in a crock pot. And they thought I was a gourmet chef.

[A]

A little rotel or not. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Little rotel.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Back then we didn't really like vegetables.

[A]

Yeah. I mean dogs. Rolling dogs.

[D]

I got a hot.

[C]

So I'm going to bring those hot dogs he's talking about.

[D]

Well, no, I got to make sure

[B]

it's a red rabbit. When we play poker.

[C]

Poker night in August, we're going to

[B]

do that because you got. You got. You got three things. First, four rollers and the other one is. The other two. And then the bun hater.

[C]

Okay, there it is.

[D]

That's. That is the ones you want.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Sam's cafe. Beef frank.

[A]

Quarter pound beef.

[C]

Got it.

[A]

Quarter pound dog. Wait, how many of those?

[B]

That's 12.

[D]

It's a 12 pack.

[B]

It's 12 pack.

[C]

That's not bad.

[A]

Why do they come in 12 packs but the bunch are only 8, which is stupid.

[D]

Is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco?

[A]

Who cares?

[B]

It's good.

[C]

Thank you.

[D]

That's the answer. Also, I think later we need to discuss. We're running out of time. Yeah, but if we didn't do any emails today. But if you happen to know if you're a dermatologist, I think big sunscreen's trying to kill us all. Now it's my new conspiracy theory I'm in on. So if you know anything about big Sunscreen, please email hellocallroom.com I would like to discuss it. Do you believe in sunscreen?

[C]

I don't know enough about it.

[B]

Well, no, no, no.

[D]

Or does it.

[B]

Well, no, no.

[D]

Does it keep. You using big sunscreen? Sunscreen?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

No, my doctors have said for me to use sunscreen.

[D]

I. I don't know any.

[C]

I do.

[A]

I go fishing, I put it on, I don't get burnt. I go fishing. I don't put it on, I get burnt.

[D]

Now, see, sunscreen's got you a sleep

[C]

and I need sunscreen because it's.

[A]

So I should just get burnt the first time and call it good?

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Man. Seems like a way to get melanoma.

[B]

Is the stuff, does it help or harmful?

[D]

Big sunscreen.

[A]

Well, they got it now where they've. They've had to go through there and clean all that stuff up. No more benzene and all that stuff. So. Which benzene? You know, I remember from organic chemistry, you didn't ever want to be around it a whole lot. But

[B]

that's what I always wondered because I. I put it on down there in the Obamas.

[C]

Yeah, you were there.

[B]

I got burnt alive.

[A]

Yeah, he did.

[B]

And I had it. I had it on. Where you. I. My legs.

[A]

I ain't ever been that close to the sun.

[D]

Hey, my legs will wipe that equator gets closer.

[A]

My van laid on a bean bag on a boat for two hours and said, that should have worked.

[B]

Hey, it should have close. I. I didn't. I didn't even rub it in. My whole legs were white, solid white. And it wasn't from being just now once, you know, sun.

[A]

What I was.

[B]

I had the dad go crap all over me.

[A]

I had my polarized glasses on. You know, polarized glasses. You can see sunburn on people before it shows itself. And when I look down at his legs on that boat, I said, oh,

[C]

I'm going to send you that picture.

[A]

I said, oh, hello.

[B]

I burned up.

[A]

Buddy is bad. This is one of the worst things I ever seen, but one of the best things I ever seen. I just sent you a picture of one happy lady. She put in a request for something we'll show.

[D]

Oh, heck yeah. You sit.

[A]

Can we see? Look.

[B]

Look at.

[A]

Look at that woman right there.

[B]

What was the request?

[A]

Can you tell?

[B]

Huh?

[A]

Can you tell on the plate what it is?

[C]

That's frog legs, boys.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Kay wanted some frog legs.

[B]

Oh. So who got them for you?

[A]

I captured the frogs. I took them to Jace. Oh, and Jay's cleaned them and cooked them for.

[B]

Okay. That was nice.

[A]

Yeah. Jay said. Jay said, I give you credit. I said, I don't want credit. I just want a picture of her eating them. He said, done. And that's what. That's what he sent me, so.

[B]

Well, that was very nice of both

[D]

of you eating them frog legs.

[A]

Oh, heck, yeah. That woman. I said, hey, whatever she wants, Wild. Tell me. I'll go get it for. Like, I don't care as long as you'll clean them up. I do this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I went to Jason's at midnight the other night, and we swapped ice chest and moved on.

[D]

That's a good deal there. If he's cleaning them.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I hate cleaning.

[B]

Oh, I'll fix that. I Don't care.

[A]

There's two things I love to eat that I hate to clean.

[B]

That's why I don't care nothing about them.

[C]

I like eating them.

[A]

I hate cleaning bullfrogs and I hate cleaning squirrels.

[B]

Nasty.

[D]

But cleaning bullfrogs did give us the greatest Duck Dynasty clip of all time.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

We'll just say they live on love.

[A]

Not really.

[D]

You'll starve.

[A]

You'll starve to death. That's one fail. Touched the frog's butt and said, Ms. K. Going to be happy, happy, happy.

[D]

Yeah, I watched that the other night and I was in.

[A]

He patted that frog's butt. Ms. K. Going to be happy talking to Cole.

[D]

Hey, get you a homely looking woman, too. She ain't got to be pretty. I decided. I decided. Now that my boys are on their way to becoming men. Yeah, 12 and 10. It's about time to start having conversations. I'm just gonna play old clips of Phil Robertson.

[A]

Yeah. Bring masculinity back, baby. Yeah.

[D]

He'll teach you better than me, son.

[C]

Here you go. Watch this.

[D]

You're a woman that can cook. See this on that crawfish. This is Ding Dong.

[B]

Everybody got that.

[A]

He goes up here. When they give it that.

[D]

I'm telling you, it is actually Duck Dynasty episode one, season one. Him talking to Cole is one of the greatest.

[A]

Seasons one and two were like peak entertainment.

[D]

For one of the greatest clips of how to talk to a 11 to 13 year old boy on becoming a man. He literally said, hey, don't need to be a pretty woman. Can't trust a pretty woman to cook.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You're going to live with this woman your entire life for 50 years and not even know can she make dinner? I'm out. Anyway, verse of the day. Because Phil Robertson would want you to hear this too. Philippians 2, 9, 11. God exalted him to the highest place and gave him the name that is above every other name. That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow in heaven and on earth and under the earth. And every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the Father. That's as simple as it gets right there.

[B]

Jesus is Lord.

[D]

He is king. Hope you all have a Great week. And Mr. Carl, I hope your leg feels better.

[A]

And come see us.

[D]

And come see us.

[A]

We'll see you next time right here in the Duck. Carl.

[B]

Sam.