Uncle Si is LOVING 'The Great American Sleepover' Right Now

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary

Episode Title: Phil Robertson’s Nickname for Terry Bradshaw Followed Him to the NFL
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Date: June 25, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively, laughter-filled episode, the Duck Call Room crew returns to their roots at Duck Commander, sharing classic tales, debating hunting and sports traditions, and reminiscing about legendary nicknames – including how Phil Robertson famously dubbed Terry Bradshaw the "Blonde Bomber." The conversation weaves through fan mail, Native stickball, outrageous slingshot claims, soccer versus baseball, and their enduring love of American culture and food. As always, expect a blend of heartfelt gratitude, wild competition, and Southern storytelling.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fan Mail & Gifts (00:06–03:32)

• Blankets, Books, and Notes: The show begins with the guys opening packages from fans, highlighting a handmade blanket from Lisa, a Marine Corps vet and owner of Homegrown Knitting Company.
  • "That took her 40 hours to make." - John-David Owen [02:03]
  • Lisa also sends books and includes a note in Cherokee to show her gratitude for the cast.
• Community and Service: The team expresses heartfelt thanks, with Sai vowing to give the blanket to Christine (his wife).

2. On Baseball, Soccer, and Stickball (03:45–11:16)

• Modern Baseball Fashion: Debates about “drip” and flashy gear in youth baseball spark playful banter (04:00), with Godwin noting baseball kids now mimic soccer styles.
• Experience at a Soccer Game: Sai describes his recent trip to a Louisiana adult soccer game, even throwing the first ball. The group jokes about low-scoring soccer and the athleticism involved.
  • "They had a lot of people that were really fast... talented, and limber." - Si Robertson [05:52]
• History of Indian Stickball: Sai educates the group on the Native game of stickball, likening it to a violent version of lacrosse and “the little brother of war.”
  • "If you want to dive and knock somebody off his feet, cut him out at his ankles, go for it." - Si [07:01]
  • The guys are fascinated; ambulance stories, rotten tomatoes thrown at halftime, and the game's connection to southeastern tribes are discussed.

3. The Slingshot Challenge & Wild Claims (13:26–43:44)

• Sai’s Legendary Slingshot Skills: Si makes bold claims about throwing rocks miles with a handmade sling, sparking a debate over what’s humanly possible.
  • "I could throw that rock...probably two and a half, three miles." - Si Robertson [14:01]
  • The group fact-checks slingshot world records, which stand at roughly a quarter mile – Si remains stubborn.
  • "That's a bunch of crap. That's fake news!" - Si [22:02]
• Classic Duck Call Room Math: The hosts extrapolate distances, joke about aiming rocks across rivers and at Chick-fil-A parking lots, and plot a "drive-off" between Si’s sling and a PGA Tour golfer.
  • "I guarantee you I can throw a rock 500 yards. I'll bet a Honda on that right now." - Si [35:36]
  • "Can we have Scotty and Sigh in a drive off? Scotty hits driver. Sigh uses a slingshot." - Justin Martin [35:46]
• Homemade Slings and Ballistics: Si and the crew get into technical talk about projectile weights, angles, velocities, and how they’ll video and test Si’s hypotheses. Amazon purchases for proper slings ensue.

4. Hunting, Pigeons, and Old Stories (43:46–54:36)

• Hunting with a Sling: The group fantasizes about deer hunting with a slingshot, continuing the competitive spirit and skepticism.
  • "You could kill a deer with a slingshot if you could throw it a mile." - Jay Stone [32:05]
• Eagle the Backwards-Headed Pigeon: Sai retells a beloved family story about a pigeon that survived a rock throw but ended up with a twisted neck. Laughter and disbelief abound.
  • "It hit him and knocked his head 180 degrees and did not kill him." - Si [31:00]
• Family and Heritage: The episode takes a heartfelt turn as Si and the others discuss children, grandkids, dual citizenship, and being proud Americans.

5. The “Blonde Bomber” and Legendary Nicknames (17:08–19:24)

• Phil & Terry Bradshaw: They recount how Phil gave Bradshaw the nickname "Blonde Bomber" in college, a moniker that followed Bradshaw into his NFL career.
  • "Phil gave Terry Bradshaw his nickname, the Blonde Bomber. If he can get stuck all the way through the pros, I pretty much..." - Johnny D [18:28]
  • Discussion turns to other famous Duck Commander nicknames, like "No Legs," with stories about Phil's blunt naming style.

6. Southern Pride, Food, and Culture (48:35–52:03)

• World Cup Fever: The crew shares excitement about the USA soccer team's matches, hilarious cultural moments from visiting fans, and travel stories.
  • "I saw a news article where the people from Scotland came over and drank all the bars dry." - Host [48:35]
• Barbecue, Beef Rib, and Bucky’s: Tales about visiting Brits and Japanese fans loving Texas brisket and Buc-ee’s highlight America’s culinary draw.

7. Faith & Reflection (44:05–56:23)

• Bible Tie-In: The episode closes, as usual, with biblical reflection, this time focusing on David and Goliath:
  • 1 Samuel 17:49 – "So David put his hand in his bag, took from it a stone, and slung it, striking the Philistine on his forehead..." [56:09]
  • "With man, you have limitations. With God, anything is possible." - Si Robertson [44:18]
• Unwavering Confidence: Despite being out-argued and out-Google’d, Si sticks to his “God of the impossible” mindset, insisting he’s up to the slingshot challenge.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• "If Phil gives you a nickname, it pretty well sticks." - Justin Martin [18:35]
• "We're talking about something that's the little brother of war." - John-David Owen, on Indian stickball [10:12]
• "That's a bunch of crap. That's fake news!" - Si, learning the slingshot world record [22:02]
• “You could kill a deer with a slingshot if you could throw it a mile.” - Jay Stone [32:05]
• "Eagle died of old age." - Si, about his backward-headed pigeon [31:09]
• "With God, anything is possible." - Si [44:18]
• "I really believe I can throw it three miles." - Si [54:43]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:06 – Fan packages and gratitude
• 03:45 – Modern baseball and soccer stories
• 07:08 – Indian Stickball explained
• 14:01 – Slingshot challenge begins
• 22:02 – Slingshot world record revealed
• 35:36 – Si’s golf driving “bet”
• 43:46 – Wildlife hunting stories
• 48:35 – Soccer, Brits, and American cuisine
• 56:09 – Bible verse David & Goliath

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Podcast Tone & Takeaways

True to Duck Call Room tradition, the episode blends Southern storytelling, over-the-top competitions, and a healthy dose of “tall tales,” all in good fun and brotherly ribbing. Si’s remarkable confidence, the crew’s skepticism, and their willingness to turn outlandish claims into entertaining experiments drive this entry. Stories of family, food, nicknames, and faith make it enjoyable even for those unfamiliar with Duck Dynasty lore.
If you hear laughter, offbeat challenges, and some wild math—you're in the right place.

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For more, tune in to the Duck Call Room, where the stories (and rocks) only get bigger with each episode.

Transcript

[A]

Foreign.

[B]

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. You know, you guys are so nice and send us so much stuff. And we got a new package here. And I think there's something in here that size really going to like. It's not the book on ptsd.

[A]

What?

[B]

Because he's had time to heal. He's all. He's all good there. But I think Sai is really gonna like this one.

[C]

Betty White.

[B]

Here we go again, baby.

[D]

Betty White's got a memoir.

[B]

Apparently she's got a memoir that. My life in television from 1949 to 1995. She beat you, son.

[C]

Well, hey, I must. That'd be pretty. Pretty good read.

[B]

You want to take that home with you?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And this one. Well, we're all past this stage. I don't know. Confident skills for young adults, but ain't none of us young no more.

[D]

No, we're not.

[B]

But we'll find somebody to donate it to. And here's the other thing I figured s like much as he sleeps. Here you go, old man.

[D]

They're just sending blankets in the mail.

[B]

A new blanket. A brand new blanket that's hand tied

[C]

together with leather boys.

[B]

There you go. Actually, I figured Ms. Christine like that. You ain't got to unwrap it. You can take it home and give it to her, or y' all can just say, happy Father's Day.

[C]

There's a.

[D]

There's a note, man.

[B]

There you go. There needs to be because I don't know who sent it. Is. Is that on that part of the note?

[C]

Lisa.

[D]

Whoa. She's the owner of Homegrown Knitting Company.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Man. She writes in a lot in a small space.

[B]

Well, that must be why she likes books, because that's a lot. Take it. He done cut one of the.

[D]

Don't cut the knitted part.

[B]

Oh, he snapped. I don't know if he cut it, but he pulled it.

[D]

This is from Lisa. She's a Marine Corvette.

[B]

Oh, well, thank you.

[D]

And that explains the books and all that stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Hey, be careful with that. That took her 40 hours to make.

[B]

My man's got him a shawl.

[C]

Hey, I know what it does took to do it. Yeah. Wife does this.

[D]

I'm just saying. You're flinging that knife around.

[C]

Well, hey, I couldn't untie it.

[B]

Loop swoop.

[C]

I had to put a knife on it.

[B]

A cut knife.

[A]

A knife.

[B]

And it's the one that's been here for seven years. That won't cut hardly anything.

[C]

Who's that from?

[D]

This is from Lisa.

[B]

Lisa.

[C]

Lisa Appreciate it.

[B]

Yeah. And thank you for your service, Lisa.

[C]

There you go. I'll wear this at the house when I'm cold.

[B]

Yeah, we caught it. And I can't remember his name, but Eyeder Logistics sent us some hats.

[D]

She's. She's a. She's a part of the Cherokee. Would you call that Nation?

[B]

Nation? Yeah, she.

[D]

She wrote something in Cherokee.

[B]

Any Choctaw.

[D]

Oh, Obj boy, I butchered that. But it means they're grateful for psy and jerky.

[C]

You know what this takes?

[D]

There's a side I added for side.

[C]

Hey, this takes a lot of time. You know what that tells you? What's that?

[D]

Tell me.

[C]

She loves. Loves somebody.

[B]

She loves you, old man. She sent it to you.

[C]

Hey, to do that. To take all that time to do that.

[B]

It really clashes with today's socks, though. That's for sure.

[C]

No, I call them. These are my tiger socks.

[B]

There ain't ever been a tight. Well, never mind. I already know you have a belief of big cats with different colors.

[D]

So those look like they belong at a little league baseball field now because baseball has become kids in ice cream shorts and pinks and turquoises and yellow.

[B]

I thought he just fired up by watching the World Cup.

[D]

Stone hasn't said much yet, but whenever I said that's what baseball has become.

[C]

Oh, I will. I will be watching the usa.

[A]

And also, if you would have said soccer, I'd have believed it.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

It's baseball. Baseball is all about what the kids call the drip these days.

[A]

What's the drip?

[D]

The how they dress.

[C]

That's what I did.

[D]

And they spend a night fortune on it.

[A]

What'd you do?

[C]

Soccer game.

[A]

You watch soccer?

[D]

No, no, no. He went to a soccer game.

[C]

I actually went down through the. I gave the ball to the referee to start the game.

[A]

He threw the first pitch through the first pitch at the soccer.

[C]

That's right.

[D]

We're not really caught up.

[C]

It was soccer. It was. It was actually fun. I enjoyed it.

[B]

Is that a thing in soccer?

[C]

What it is.

[B]

The age is local soccer.

[C]

The age is 16 to 27.

[A]

So these are grown ups playing soccer.

[C]

Yeah. And I mean, hey, here in Louisiana, they. They never stop moving.

[D]

I could wear you out.

[C]

And then one of them. I thought one of them, like, got it, broke his neck. It looked like he got kicked and just.

[A]

Well, I tried to watch the soccer game one time, but I watched it for. How long do they last?

[D]

90 minutes, hour and a half.

[A]

In the final score.

[C]

45. 45.

[A]

And the final score was zero to zero.

[B]

Neil. Neil.

[C]

Oh no. We had a goal. It was four to one.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

So they spent an hour and a half running around and nobody scored. They never scored.

[C]

Well, you, you had a bunch of yo rookies get, you know, no talent.

[A]

That's one of the things that I forbid my daughters to play.

[C]

I love soccer.

[D]

Soccer game.

[C]

Or softball.

[A]

Or softball. Softball was on the list. No cheer, no dance.

[D]

What does that leave there? Basketball.

[C]

I was impressed.

[D]

Old basketball's in basketball.

[C]

I was impressed. They had a lot of people that was really fast.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And they were really. What's the word I'm looking for? Balance is nimble. No, talented. And limber. Because you got to have talent to, you know, run up front of somebody, kick the ball in front of him and then they start just back and forth kicking each other, trying to get rid of the ball.

[A]

Well, one thing I've noticed soccer players are really good at is flopping.

[D]

They've changed that.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They will penalize you if they will go to a replay and penalize.

[B]

They got.

[A]

That was the best part about watching a stupid soccer match was when they would flail out laid out.

[C]

Oh no, no.

[A]

You would scream and hold their leg.

[C]

Hey, you would love.

[A]

Five minutes later they're back on the field running.

[C]

Hey, you would love going to a stickball. Indian stickball.

[A]

Indian stick. They'd be better in soccer.

[C]

Oh, it's better soccer because it's all of the the your sports. It's all of them combined. And what's so good about it is. Okay, sound like a dude. Perfect four year olds to 90.

[D]

What?

[A]

Like four to 90.

[C]

And look and hey, there's nothing that is illegal.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

If you want to dive and knock somebody off his feet, cut him out at his ankles. Go for it.

[A]

What's it called? What's the name?

[C]

Indian stickball.

[D]

Stickball.

[A]

Indian stick ball.

[C]

The Indians used to war and kill each other off. Well, they finally two chiefs had pretty. Was pretty smart.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

They said hey, we're going to make a sport. Put a stick in the ground on each end of 100 yards. And then you got like what is the game that they catch this thing with the Lacrosse. Yeah, yeah. It's like lacrosse.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Except they just beat each other a little bigger.

[C]

The ball's a little bigger than a golf ball and the thing that catches it with is just made just where it barely fits in there. And you somebody can that thing, they can throw that thing. Okay. And I mean the ball's hard.

[D]

I would tell you more but he's nailing what Google's got.

[C]

But look, here's what impressed me. We was in a golf cart coming on the field and parked on the field back then. Ambulance was leaving with the lights on, and there was 50 more in line.

[A]

50ambulances?

[C]

Yeah, 50ambulances. And I said, what's the deal on this? They said, hey, we'll use every one of them before the game's over. Like these people, you talking into the sport. Because I was doing one of my goofy moves. So I had a. I don't remember the team I had. They gave me a T shirt to wear. Well, in halftime, I told Philip, let's go over and harass the other team on the other side. Bad move. Hey. Then people come with bushel baskets full of rotten tomatoes, rotten cabbage. Everything in the garden that can rotten, they let it rotten, and they bring it to the game. And if you start, you know, getting mouthy, you get hit with tomatoes, cabbage, lettuce, pickles, or the. What cucumbers are they?

[D]

Are they pickles or cucumbers?

[C]

No. I got out and got some bad mouth in me. You know, wheeze the head, you know. I said, you, boy need to stay after school and practice more. You know, I got hit with tomatoes, lettuce, cabbage. I said, boy, boys are serious now.

[A]

Where were you at?

[C]

Oh, it's Mississippi.

[D]

That's a classic. Phil and Cy had the Mississippi story if I've ever heard one.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Mississippi was the playoff of the championship.

[B]

There's a league.

[C]

Oh, yeah. It was the playoff between the Choctaws and I don't know what other this.

[D]

We need to get Lisa on the phone and ask her if she's heard

[B]

of this or we just need to find somebody that plays Indian stickball.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

But, hey, I got lots of questions.

[A]

That can't be the name of it.

[C]

That. That is a stickball.

[B]

Stick ball.

[D]

It comes up very quickly.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

If you type. The Wikipedia page is indigenous North Americans, but as I would call it, oh, Indian stickball, y'.

[C]

All. It's better than going to war, killing each other. And I mean, they got.

[D]

We have often called the little brother of war. That's what this game is known as.

[B]

Oh, this was practice. War practice.

[D]

It was originally played by the southeastern tribes, like the Cherokee, Choctaw and Chickasaw to settle. She's a one of us.

[C]

It was him, too. It was a championship game.

[B]

The Tim McGraw Open.

[C]

Yo, about eight of them had played you on in hype.

[B]

Now the playoffs tells me s and Tim McGraw on the same tour and circuit.

[C]

It was a fine. It was a fine game, though.

[D]

But that now, now it's just for fun. But back then it was to settle territory disputes and maintain fitness.

[C]

Hey, there was broke bones, there was teeth knocked out, there was bloody noses. There was all kind of stuff. All this rain.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey.

[C]

The bugs are coming out. Ants.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Yeah, them big one.

[C]

I can take all that rain. Here comes ants. Yeah.

[D]

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[C]

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[B]

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[D]

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[B]

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[A]

Yeah. That's the opposite of pickleball. Yeah. Hey, you'll play some pickleball. You talking about, you know, and look,

[C]

look, you know, everything's on the table. All options on the table.

[A]

I'm trying to think of a way to describe pickleball, but none of it is politically correct.

[C]

No, no. If you want to punch somebody, punch him.

[B]

That's fine. What you got with pickleball?

[D]

Oh, well, it's hard to get stone on your side.

[A]

I can't say what I'm thinking because it'll never pass the.

[B]

Oh, we don't have to. We may just laugh and come back.

[C]

And what I could believe is they caught the ball. Okay. You know, And I mean, they ain't. This ain't no little. You know, it's like a pitcher throwing a fastball at 100 miles an hour.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Except you got about a three foot stick.

[B]

I got. I got a thing like that at home. I throw the ball to my dog with.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Called a chuck it.

[D]

It looks like that.

[B]

Yeah, that's a. Like a chuck it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Well you can. I'll tell you what it remind me of.

[B]

What?

[C]

Growing up we used slingshots.

[B]

Oh, that thing ain't look nothing like a slingshot.

[C]

That was a. Oh no, I'm talking about. Hey, like a rock that big around. Yeah, you would have did a penal leather pouch with. With about three foot of string.

[B]

Oh, you using a bib?

[C]

Hey, I'm talking. You're talking about.

[D]

Hey, easy, David.

[C]

David, go live.

[B]

Yeah, he was using them biblical slingshot. I use the ones hold.

[C]

I could throw that rock and with a slingshot probably what, two and a half, three miles.

[D]

Quit.

[C]

Oh, no, I'm serious. Hey, quit.

[B]

A lot of people in the comments gonna call you a liar.

[C]

Oh, no, I'm serious.

[D]

You could throw a rock two and a half to three miles.

[C]

You got a three foot string.

[A]

Yeah, two and a half, three miles.

[C]

Hey, look, David hit Goliath and it stuck in his forehead.

[D]

Well, yeah, you ain't.

[C]

Hey, well, you figure how fast that thing's going? Would you just. You know, it sounds like a dad gum helicopter cranking up. You get to slinging it.

[B]

You ever let go of it too late and hit yourself?

[D]

No, he hit the people in the town next to.

[C]

Every once while it would catch, he had to be catching. It would go out and then it pow.

[D]

Distance from here. Measure distance. I just want to see what's two and a half, three miles away.

[B]

The honey hole.

[D]

We're going to go to size house.

[B]

Well, I'll tell you what, that's like six.

[D]

Is it?

[C]

I tell you what you find. Hey, I can tell you what I could do. Red river is pretty wide.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And if you've taken the sandboard and all that in the bank.

[B]

Mm.

[C]

I could throw it across that easy.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Could you throw it halfway to your house from where we currently sit? Halfway to your home?

[B]

Is he 6 miles?

[C]

No, because that's about 10 miles or 8 at least.

[B]

All right, so now we need to do the math. Now we gotta extrapolate distances. He's still at a mile.

[D]

He's still throwing it.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

He's still at a mile.

[C]

Wait, wait.

[D]

How you think you could go right

[C]

three miles from the parking lot? How could you ever Overpass, parking lot to overpass. You think you can throw a rock

[D]

from here to I20?

[B]

Yeah, that's not a mile. Probably three quarters.

[C]

That's still falling through that easy quarter. I can throw it out of the parking lot and throw it over.

[B]

You could chunk a rock from here to Academy.

[C]

Hey, I could throw it across.

[D]

No, over Academy all the way to the interstate.

[B]

Well, no, he's saying that's easy to do, because if you can.

[C]

That wouldn't even be no problem.

[B]

If you can put me in a pouch and sling me up at a crumble cookie man, that is.

[D]

It's exactly 1km for our United Kingdom.

[B]

Friends, there's a lot of people in the United States right now that understand that math, but none of us do.

[D]

3274.16ft away from the interstate right now.

[C]

Well, when I was.

[B]

Mile is 280.

[C]

Hey, when I was young, I could throw a flat rock. I could probably throw a flat rock 500 yards.

[B]

How in the world are your eyes not brown, man?

[D]

How far could you throw a baseball?

[C]

Huh? Hardball.

[D]

Some would call it a baseball, but hardball, sure, let's go with that.

[C]

Oh, at least 100 yards.

[A]

Oh, man.

[D]

So you could throw a baseball from home plate just over every fence.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, the home run thing. No, Yeah, I could throw it out of the stadium.

[D]

Out of the stadium?

[C]

I could throw it out of the stadium. That's like 500 yards.

[D]

All this time, we thought we were sitting with the greatest reality TV star of all time. We're actually in the presence of the greatest athlete ever live.

[C]

What Phil could throw. Look at. Hey, here's the deal. Phil could throw a javelin past 100 yards.

[D]

That actually, I think is true.

[B]

No, those are majors, right?

[D]

I mean, well, we can look up how far?

[B]

I think, people.

[C]

How far? Yeah, look up how far?

[A]

They thought world record. Japanese, I think. That old boy on Revenge the nerds.

[D]

He probably had Terry Bradshaw set the national high school javelin record of 244ft

[B]

when he pranced out there. Inside of socks?

[C]

No, 240ft.

[D]

Well, that's what, like close to 100 yards?

[C]

Close.

[D]

I don't know what Phil threw.

[B]

It doesn't say that no more.

[C]

No, Bradshaw threw it too long or

[D]

something, but he did that in high school, which is insane.

[C]

Well, hey, he had a. Terry had a kind of.

[A]

They didn't call him the Blonde Bomber for nothing.

[C]

That sucker had an arm.

[A]

You know, Phil gave him that nickname.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I chucked that shot.

[C]

Phil's One that said he had a cannon for.

[A]

You know that Johnny D he hung

[D]

the Blind Bomber on.

[A]

Bill gave Terry Bradshaw his nickname, the Blind Bomber. If he can get stuck all the way through the pros, I pretty much.

[B]

If Phil gives you a nickname, it pretty well sticks.

[D]

Yeah, you ain't getting.

[B]

Oh, no Legs still hobbling around.

[D]

No horse head still with us today.

[C]

That was the craziest thing. Phil, we went hunting. Bill's got his waders on. You know, just leg waiters.

[A]

Are you talking about the no Legs?

[C]

Yeah, no Legs. The next day, no Legs forgot his. His waiters and put feels on and they got wet. That's what he got the nickname from. Because Phil said all them waiters don't leak. Then he looked, he said, it ain't the waiters. He said, you ain't got no legs.

[A]

You ain't got no legs.

[C]

He ain't got no legs.

[B]

Boy, it's like Lieutenant Dan.

[C]

Then all he was known as no Leg.

[D]

Who is no Legs?

[B]

Lieutenant Dan?

[A]

Why, dear, it was cameraman. I've heard that story at least 100 times.

[B]

75 of them been around here in this room.

[A]

And I'm not here that much anymore. And I've heard it at least 20 times in this chair.

[D]

Wait, so we don't even know who no Legs is?

[C]

Hey, I don't know his name. All I know is he is. He is a cameraman.

[B]

And the boy ain't got no leg.

[C]

Waiters neck. Waiters or what? Probably three foot three and a half. What? Well, hey, he put them on and waited in the water. He got wet. And it wasn't waiters leak. It was because, hey, he wasn't tall enough.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

How tall was Phil in his prime

[B]

before gravity took over?

[C]

Well, no, no.

[D]

You claim you're 6:2 right now.

[C]

Well, I was 6:3, and I think he was. He. He may have been 6 4.

[D]

Okay,

[C]

I. In my prime, I was 6 3.

[D]

What are you now?

[C]

Well, Christine said I've shrunk.

[A]

I have 11 or something.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

You ain't really shrunk. You just kind of more lean.

[C]

Well, you really just slightly deflated, kind of bended.

[D]

Hey, it's crazy.

[B]

You're like a rubber worm. You left out in a. I always

[D]

heard people shrink, and now I'm starting to see people shrink. I'm at that age and it's. Yeah, because me and my dad used to be the same height.

[B]

Yeah, he gone look up.

[C]

Slingshot. Somebody was a slingshot.

[D]

I don't have to look it up to know it ain't three miles.

[C]

Well, look it up.

[D]

I want to know how far can one a row?

[C]

Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Well, here.

[D]

I hope you're on that creator.

[C]

I gotta. I got a question.

[B]

We go into the parking.

[C]

40 pound. A 40 pound. I can't even think of name. Just a regular boat.

[B]

Yeah. Longbow. A long bow.

[C]

Yeah, regular longboat. How far you figure you could shoot a Darryl? A long 40 pound. Pull it all the way back. Yeah. Let her go.

[B]

I'd have to ask them boys in Braveheart. They got them out there on the other side of the hill.

[C]

I've shot one over Red river and it went slam outside. I don't know how far.

[D]

We got to get Guinness on the phone, y', all, because there actually is a official Guinness world record slingshot for the farthest thrown object using a sling.

[B]

What?

[D]

Sigh. What would you think?

[C]

Oh, I. I'd say two or three miles.

[D]

At least a fifth of a mile.

[C]

Fifth of mile.

[D]

Fifth maybe a quarter of a mile.

[C]

That's a bunch of crap.

[D]

1,400 crap. That is Larry Bray in 1980.

[C]

That's a bunch of crap. That's fake news of a mile now.

[D]

So now Guinness World Records.

[C]

Well, hold it.

[B]

I feel like a fifth was involved in this.

[D]

No, I'm sorry. It's a. I did the math in my head.

[C]

It was like me and some of my.

[D]

It's a quarter mile.

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[D]

For most everyday enthusiasts on flat ground, a properly released rock will reliably travel between 100 to 150 yards.

[C]

I can shoot 150 yards with what we call, you know, a slingshot. I could probably shoot it 50.

[B]

I think we have to move today outside.

[D]

Do you have a sling just laying around?

[B]

No, I don't.

[C]

Oh, but we can make one, I guarantee.

[D]

Hold on. I guarantee you a listener to this podcast is super into like making slings. Just seems like something. One of our favorite.

[C]

I can't believe that's all they talk about. A fifth, a fifth.

[D]

A quarter of a mile.

[C]

Quarter of a mile. Of a mile.

[A]

That's a long way.

[B]

So quarter mile.

[D]

I've never thrown anything a quarter mile.

[B]

What's a quarter mile? 1500ft roughly.

[C]

That ain't nowhere.

[D]

14, 34ft is the world record. Yeah, 1500 nowhere.

[C]

You're talking about something. Okay, They'll. If you pick up a rock that

[D]

weighs what this one weighed, 52 grams. That went that far. I don't know what that means.

[C]

Don't go. Grounds go with, you know, pounds. Pounds. No, like a. A quarter of a pound. We use little on that point.

[D]

£11. So a tenth of a pound point.

[B]

One more.

[C]

You take it and put that in a three foot leather. A leather thong on the end of it.

[B]

This man gonna hurt himself, String.

[C]

And you get to humming that as fast as you can.

[B]

Do I only have one request.

[D]

Video it.

[B]

No, I'm going to be there one. But you got to wear a helmet. Well, that'd be fine because I can't have David taking out Goliath at the same time.

[C]

That'd be fine.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? I can't have a backlash. I've let you throw my rod and reels for. Sometimes you don't throw them very far.

[C]

I'm just thinking, yo, 1500. Yo, just say 1500ft.

[B]

Yeah, 1500ft. 300 yard.

[C]

300.

[B]

Whatever it is.

[D]

Yeah, quarter of a mile.

[B]

Quarter mile.

[C]

Hey, 300 yards ain't nothing. It's the world record for a slingshot.

[D]

It's the furthest any human being has ever done it.

[C]

That's why I think they full of crap.

[B]

Obviously people ain't tried this record.

[C]

They would have to prove that to me. By doing it.

[D]

We're gonna end up what if size.

[B]

That's a world record.

[D]

He might.

[B]

It feels like this needs to be a Duck Dynasty episode.

[C]

Well, no, no, I'm serious. I really think I can throw it at least a mile.

[B]

I know this.

[C]

I figured like three miles.

[B]

I'm gonna have to figure out the safest place to park my truck.

[C]

I'm pretty sure I can throw. I can throw it with a slingshot. I can throw a ro. Walk.

[B]

I don't even know how to. I don't even know how to throw us.

[C]

How many feet is a mile?

[D]

It's 5,200 and something.

[B]

5,280ft.

[D]

Would you like to know where that is from here?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

How far from the I'm. I got Google Maps pulled up.

[C]

Yeah. How far?

[D]

I'm zooming in on the duck. No, I'll do it from where you parked your truck.

[B]

El Jarito.

[C]

That's right. That's that. Yeah, that's him.

[D]

Which direction you want to go?

[C]

It'll make it towards town.

[B]

He's probably more familiar. South.

[A]

Better throw it towards Balconville.

[B]

No, I got this Everyday operations down there.

[D]

If you can throw it a mile, that means from that back parking lot, you can hit someone in the Chick Fil A parking lot. Exactly one mile up there.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Do you think you could do that?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, I'll tell you what. When we do this, I'll stand at Chick Fil A to warn everybody.

[D]

And I'll stand at the other one that's a little bit closer.

[C]

Okay. What if you park your truck in Chick Fil A parking lot. And you.

[B]

Please hit it. Please hit it.

[D]

As long as the video is.

[B]

I will call Chevrolet tomorrow and say, you ain't gonna believe this. Yeah, and I bet they'll give me a new one.

[D]

We're gonna take you on the road. If you're like that kid from that movie Rookie of the year.

[B]

Yeah. We about to start hustling people.

[D]

Yeah, we're gonna put you in Major League baseball. At this age?

[C]

That's too low.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I'm gonna have to buy me some nylon string. Go buy me a parachute. Old shoes. Cut the. Cut the tongue out of it to make me and make the power slingshot. And then I'm gonna Go to Phil's property.

[B]

Is that what y' all made slingshots out of?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

That's kind of cool.

[C]

Well, with that. Or either strips of leather, you know, like, you know, like a boot you boot. Tie your boots with.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

One mile.

[C]

I'm just telling you. Cause, hey, we used to wind them things up and throw them.

[B]

I'm so interested.

[A]

Did you ever kill anything with it?

[B]

Yeah, himself.

[C]

Hold on. No, I don't think I killed.

[D]

Oh, this is how he might have.

[C]

I threw it at birds.

[B]

I thought that's how y' all got the pigeons.

[D]

Hold on.

[C]

You know, we never even thought about that.

[B]

Hey, I thought that's how y' all got this whole time that was just

[C]

throwing what we call flat slider rocks,

[B]

y', all, with your hand.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, Lord.

[D]

He can throw them half a mile, but he can slingshot him an entire.

[B]

But he'd miss that pigeon 100 yards above his head on a gin.

[C]

And that's. Hey, look, look. It hit him and he come rolling off of the tin roof.

[B]

Oh, Eagle.

[C]

And I caught him.

[B]

That's the stuff.

[C]

And I'm noticing something is wrong with this pigeon because I'm looking at his chest and the back of his head. Look, this hit hit the pigeon and turned his head, his neck 180 degrees and did not kill him. Okay. And when you would throw him up, he would fly to the ground. Okay, look, we had it. Hold it. We had 25 pigeons. Eagle was one of them. And he was the one that. Hey, he's sitting on the perch story.

[B]

Never.

[C]

His chest. You're looking at his chest. Well, look, he's. He's looking the opposite direction. They killed the cats. The cats attacked the Chip pigeon coop. They killed every pigeon in there except Eagle.

[B]

That's because they couldn't sneak up on.

[C]

Something's weird about him. He's got evil spirits. We ain't gonna kill him. Let him go.

[B]

Don't want to release him, huh? I see the story about no legs. Get a little old. Eagle.

[D]

I've heard that story many times. It's because you get so excited to tell it.

[C]

Well, no, no, because that's true. People can't believe that when I said I don't. It hit him and knocked his head 180 degrees.

[D]

How long did he live with a backwards head?

[B]

Ask the cat.

[C]

He died of old age.

[B]

Yeah, I asked the great master of 72.

[C]

Eagle died of an old age.

[B]

Made it right past the pigeon massacre in the 19th.

[C]

No, now that I think about it, that makes Me so mad that it ever entered our head to use a slingshot on out on the gin.

[D]

Well, you would have never been able to see where the rock landed.

[C]

And you'd have probably what you saw me was a mile away.

[B]

Well, you'd have probably killed a pigeon instead of just injured it.

[D]

And you would have put a hole.

[C]

That's been dead. Yeah, that'd been dead. Because this thing when you know it's like an incoming artillery round. It was. It's whistling when it's coming in.

[D]

It's going that far. It's got to go that far.

[C]

No, it's whistling when it's coming.

[A]

That story.

[B]

Hunter just trying to figure out if he shaved his face for this today, son. I'm here to tell you that hurt.

[C]

But I am going to have to make me a slingshot.

[D]

Please do.

[C]

And then Stone will be with me. Buddy, we're going to go down there

[D]

and you could kill a deer with a slingshot if you could throw it a mouth.

[C]

Well. No, no. Yeah, you could kill one. Hey, you're talking about a projectile, son.

[D]

Stone, will you please take him deer hunting with a slingshot?

[A]

Oh, I'd be.

[B]

It'll be just as useful as with a rifle. Have you seen what he does with him? He shoots a deer a mile away too. The problem is they just want to stand at 60 yards from him.

[C]

I don't know if I killed anything with a slingshot or not, but I killed a lot of stuff with just a regular.

[D]

A slingshot?

[C]

Yeah,

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[C]

I need somewhere, though. We're gonna have to do it over water.

[D]

He ain't leaving this thing

[B]

that way. We can't find proof.

[C]

No, no, no, no. We're gonna find water.

[A]

He won't see the splash, so we'll see the splash. Oh, they got.

[B]

Oh, I found one on Amazon.

[A]

How far? Does it say how far?

[B]

No, but they put a golf ball up in that thing.

[A]

They're throwing golf balls in them.

[B]

There's 600 of these bought in the past month. What are people doing?

[C]

Okay, hold. I'm glad y' all brought that up.

[D]

Old flashing slingshot rock.

[C]

How far? How far can a pro.

[B]

This one's called a shepherd sling.

[C]

Hit a golf ball.

[B]

Roy McElroy hit one today. 396, 400 yards.

[A]

And some of those long drive guys

[D]

hit it 500, which is okay. Which is.

[C]

Here's a quarter of what you say you can throw driver a sling and hit a golf ball 500 yards. You don't. I'll ask this. Can I throw a rock 500 yards with my slingshot? No, you're full of bull. You can throw a rock taller than

[D]

Rory McIlroy can hit a golf ball.

[C]

I guarantee you I can throw a rock 500 yards. That I will. Hey, I'll bet a Honda on that right now.

[B]

Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, my friend, my golf coach and caddy for Scottie Scheffler. Can we please. I don't know how you do this, but can we have Scotty and Sigh in a drive off? Scotty hits driver. Sigh. Uses a slingshot. Teddy, I appeal to you.

[C]

Hey, that's. That would be fun.

[D]

How would that be fun? You genuinely think you'd win.

[C]

Hey, I was. That I would win a Honda. Golf ball's pretty hard.

[B]

Here's the problem. I don't think Scotty Scheffler gonna show up for a hundred. We may have to get it out of the muck if we gonna get it.

[D]

I'll bet everything I got that he hits it further than you throw it. I'm sorry.

[C]

I don't.

[D]

I don't.

[C]

You would probably lose your money, sir.

[A]

No.

[D]

Hi, I'm Silo. We're like, I'm always on your side, but I can't go there today.

[C]

We. We need a mathematician in here.

[D]

We got one.

[C]

Well, no, no, I'm saying. Okay, you are the. I wish.

[D]

You are the world record holder for ounces.

[C]

Ounces. Yeah. What would be a rock that's a little bit bigger than a golf ball and flat? Yo. About this big. Around how many ounces as.

[B]

I want this.

[D]

I got you. I got you. 1.76 ounces.

[C]

Okay. And that's light. Yeah. Really?

[D]

That's the furthest anybody's ever thrown a rock. That's the rock.

[C]

That and then. Hey, then you're going to need some kind of machine that measures. Okay, Take that, put it in a slingshot and wind that Slingshot like stone. He's pretty good shape. Let stone wind that thing up and see how fast. How fast that thing's going.

[D]

Oh, okay. I see what we're doing.

[C]

And at the pinnacle of it, at the. He lets it go.

[D]

Then we get the launch angle.

[C]

And you would say, okay, how far did it go?

[D]

Speed times angle. We'll get a triangle, cosine, sine, tangent.

[B]

That sounds like a physics.

[C]

You don't realize how far.

[D]

Geometry.

[C]

How.

[B]

Yo problem is you can't use physics because we got friction.

[C]

Well, you'd have to use algebra.

[B]

You have to assume that it's a.

[C]

My brother would say right now, Tommy would say you'd have to use algebra it to figure it out.

[B]

You don't have to go past algebra.

[C]

Okay. It would be speed times weight and

[B]

then force equals mass times acceleration. So you're going to need that one in there somewhere. F equals ma.

[D]

But you know, why don't you just see how far you can throw it and I'll get a tape measure out and walk over there and put it in the ground.

[C]

That's why I'm telling. We're going to need these. A bill of water.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Because, hey, what is Mississippi river is what, one mile wide? And they just pick a spot somewhere.

[B]

I'm sure it Is. Yeah, it's not here.

[C]

I think I could wind up and. I think I could throw it and not hit water.

[D]

You think you can throw a rock across the Mississippi?

[C]

I think I could throw a rock across the Mississippi.

[B]

I think you could chunk it and never get it to the water.

[C]

I get it to the water

[D]

right there at Vicksburg. It is 3,000ft across.

[B]

It ain't a mile.

[A]

Not a mile.

[D]

You can throw it a mile, though.

[C]

So we're good.

[B]

Yeah, long as you don't go to Chick Fil a in Vicksburg.

[D]

Yeah. You know what? The people at Chick Fil a and Vicksburg better get in trouble.

[C]

I gotta make this shot. Find me some good rocks.

[A]

All I know is we've been talking about throwing a rock for 25 minutes.

[B]

Ain't that incredible how we do what we do? Well, but he's really stuck on this one. And I ain't mad because.

[C]

Hey, you don't realize how much I've used one of them things, okay? And, I mean, I can throw this thing where I. Well, I put it this way. I thought where it goes out of sight.

[B]

Well, I don't want you to say that it was faulty equipment. So I got Amazon pulled up here, and you just come pick your slingshot.

[D]

Unless he's got to make one. He's got to make one for.

[B]

Unless you want to make it.

[D]

Take that Amazon crap. Ain't going to get the job.

[C]

Well, it depends on what you look like.

[D]

You can't just get one off Amazon.

[C]

How much is a mile?

[B]

About 20 bucks.

[C]

20 bucks? Or a couple of them. I'll pay. Or a couple of them, buddy.

[B]

You ain't got to pay me. I'm gonna make my money back. Just don't know how.

[C]

Oh, you gonna lose money if you bet against me with this slingshot, buddy.

[B]

I'm not worried about making money off you, pal.

[C]

Well, I'm just.

[B]

You ever heard of the fine? You ever heard of the fine?

[C]

Folks, YouTube that money against me on this, you're gonna lose.

[B]

I am trying to figure out why, when you search slings,

[C]

I could shoot a slingshot. A 300.

[D]

That might be on Britney's search history. So good for you. No, that's how I get stuff. That's why I get any present I want. You should see what's in my cart right now. Then I'm going to delete it. Then Allison's going to get on Amazon, be like, oh, it's Father's Day. Pro tip, huh? It'll do you Ever just get your wife's phone and start saying things into it because you know it's listening.

[C]

What? No. What? What spade does a 30 ounce? 30. 30, 30. Shoot.

[B]

Probably. What?

[A]

Johnny D. Look it up.

[B]

Yeah, you're gonna have to look it up. I'd say like 2200.

[A]

And on what bullet you shoot?

[B]

Yeah, some of today's bullets, probably.

[C]

What's the drop is like muzzle velocity?

[D]

2000 to 2400ft a second.

[B]

I'm good. I remember them ballistics charts at Science.

[A]

Yeah. Let's see here.

[C]

300 yards. What's the droppage?

[A]

Oh, 300 yards. Let's see here.

[B]

20 inches.

[A]

30. 30.

[B]

Zeroed where? Zeroed at 100.

[A]

That would be a 22 inch drop in.

[C]

22 inch?

[A]

Yeah, at zero at 100 yards, it's short.

[C]

A little short of two foot.

[B]

Aim high.

[D]

It's all about launch angle.

[B]

It is about launching. Well, no, no, it's going to be what the new thing.

[D]

Did you legitimately just order slings?

[B]

I ordered a couple of them, but they were 12 bucks. I don't.

[C]

They look well, it drops 22 inches. Yeah, I'm.

[B]

Now I may have run this thing up to 700 bought in the past month. I don't know.

[C]

But that's unbelievable.

[B]

Yeah, I got a brown one and a green one.

[D]

Oh, they got multiple colors.

[B]

I mean, for $22, I will make this back on social media.

[D]

So, like, are you going to be Goliath when we reenact this?

[B]

Yeah, he can sling it at me.

[D]

You hear that, sir?

[C]

I hear that, but I've just thought about. A golf ball is not heavy enough.

[B]

I think the safest place I can be is in.

[C]

I think like a stainless steel ball the size of a golf ball.

[D]

A stainless steel. Now it's getting expensive.

[C]

Well, no, no, because then you could figure it out. We can get you the ball. Figure out what the what the speed of the slingshot goes. We could even do it because I'm thinking about. Okay. If a gun drops 22 inches at 30, what velocity out of the barrel.

[B]

All I know is happy Mother's Day.

[C]

Yeah, this stuff got me real interested in this little project we fixed adventurous on.

[B]

Buddy, you ain't no more interested than the guy that spent 24.98 on it.

[D]

Well, I'm very confused.

[C]

I'll pay you for it. It ain't no big deal.

[B]

Oh, I'm not worried about that, my friend.

[C]

I think I can shoot a slingshot at 300 yards.

[A]

Oh, I'm aware you think that and

[C]

that's with a I take a mark.

[B]

There was this one time I thought I could whoop this old boy too. Turned out I was wrong. Well, well, the good news is Bible verse is going to be the easiest one you've ever had.

[D]

Easiest Bible verse I've ever had to come up with. Are we there yet?

[B]

We gonna be. No, we ain't done yet. But I'm saying we're gonna be somewhere in Samuel.

[D]

Yeah, I wonder if we'll talk about a sling and five Smooth.

[C]

Hey, but you better be. You better remember one verse. With man, you have limitations. With God, anything is possible.

[B]

I hate to tell you, son, but I'm betting on a man in this one. Actually, I'm betting against the man.

[C]

Well, I told you, you're going to lose your money.

[B]

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[D]

So I just read Philippians 4:13 and thought it meant he can throw a rock three miles.

[B]

I can do all things through Christ. You strengthen me I mean, you can.

[D]

You better get on that creek.

[C]

I'm curious about how far I really can throw one now.

[B]

I'm saying I just don't want you to hurt yourself.

[C]

Oh, I ain't gonna hurt myself. This is all just doing this like cowboy and then you just when you get ready, you.

[B]

I'm watching that skin.

[C]

We actually look. We actually had like a.

[B]

A stick watching that flap right there. And I'm a little worried.

[D]

Look, tricep ain't what it used to look.

[B]

Boy, you're gonna get a little resistance.

[A]

He better get on that creatine.

[B]

You better get you some of that K tape. Hold that in place now.

[C]

Well, see, I'll work out for a couple of days.

[B]

He gonna be back on his QB's in his two and a half, son.

[C]

That's right. He gonna be.

[B]

He gonna be petty.

[C]

Eight pounds. That's right. I'll be episode 90. I'll be winging and working it out.

[D]

Sigh. Recovers from COVID What just happened? Oh, that's amazing.

[B]

You know, there's going to be people in the comments that call us.

[C]

Stand on the cliff of Red river with them slingshots.

[B]

Huh?

[C]

We thought across the river, slap out

[B]

of sight, hit the horseshoe.

[C]

Never mind. Don't try to sight. How big is the.

[D]

I've looked up too many. And I would say that I'm not even concerned.

[C]

That was at least. Okay. Red River's probably four wheels out there, 200 yards wide.

[B]

We're backing off of it now. We steady backing down.

[C]

No, no, I'm just saying, hey, 300 yards with no big deal.

[A]

Well, I'm gonna do this Johnny D when I did tomorrow. Is it tomorrow evening or this weekend? I'm gonna make an attempt to observe a soccer game on the tv.

[D]

I like it.

[B]

Tomorrow, two o'. Clock.

[D]

Tomorrow is usa.

[C]

Yeah, that'll be a good one to watch. And hopefully we win. Usa.

[D]

So USA versus Australia.

[A]

So this is the World cup.

[D]

Usa. At least get behind the American.

[A]

It happens every four years.

[B]

Yeah, two o'. Clock.

[C]

I'm pumped.

[D]

I'll be very busy.

[C]

I wonder how much money all this is.

[B]

You know, if you'd like to catch up on the past games, you can just jump in, Johnny.

[C]

Texas.

[A]

I saw a news article where the people from Scotland came over and drank all the bars dry.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Boston run out of beer.

[D]

Drank them dry.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

And then all the English people went to the rodeo in Fort Worth singing Oasis.

[C]

Yep. Yep.

[A]

Oasis.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

They were like, oh, do you still

[C]

have

[D]

you and and they were all fired up about. And then this guy was riding a

[C]

bull in the middle of it. Yep.

[B]

Darwin, do you have Twitter?

[D]

Oh, it's. There's.

[B]

You need to go follow this guy named Freddy.

[D]

Freddy's. We've invited Freddie, but I think he's gone.

[A]

Freddie?

[B]

Yeah, he's a German.

[D]

He kind of.

[C]

Which.

[D]

The last time we let some Germans that close to NASA, it was a bad deal. But, yeah, they. They put him, like, talking to the International Space Station.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Freddy's World.

[C]

Him a big Texas hat.

[D]

He's.

[C]

Cowboy hat.

[D]

You watching a lot of it, aren't you?

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm watching the cup, son. Hey, he's in.

[B]

It's. It is very entertaining.

[A]

I'll give it.

[B]

I had no idea it was. Has it always been this entertaining?

[D]

Yeah, but it's always.

[B]

Or is it because it's here?

[D]

Because it's here. It's way better because. Did you see the Japanese dude try rib in Texas for the first time?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

He said. Amazing.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Just like that. One bite.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Van Pelt even talked about Freddie in Galveston the other night. It. Oh.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Dirty water.

[D]

He was excited. Dirty water.

[A]

Then people think they had the beach.

[B]

Yeah, that. Galveston. Yeah. I ain't going to Mexico. You're going to gal.

[D]

How bad is it that when you're a German, you get excited about Galveston?

[B]

Well, you know.

[D]

Yeah, that, and he ate at Bucky's again.

[B]

He did eat at Bucky's.

[C]

Well, hey.

[D]

Oh, and then somebody in New York wrote an article. Like, all these people think this is the great part of America. They're going to like. Like Bucky's and Bass Pro. And I'm like, you dang straight, New York. They're figuring out what we're really about. Freddy's one of us now, and all those English people in there, America's the

[C]

greatest country in the world.

[A]

Amen.

[D]

Amen to that.

[B]

The.

[D]

It's because of guys like you.

[C]

Well, hey, I'm just.

[B]

Oh, I bet them English folks slid

[C]

into, like, if you can't be proud of your bill, American. Hey, I'm. I'm telling you, pack your bags. Go to third world country. We don't want you in here anyway.

[B]

Can you believe those English folks just had proper Texas brisket for the. The first time? Probably.

[D]

You know, they're like, you know, Freddie had to drive.

[B]

I get it.

[D]

The Country Tavern. He probably shouldn't have that, though. It would set the bar too high.

[C]

Now, Freddie said he. All he did was he dropped it down in his mouth. It just melted his mouth and he swallowed it. He said, that's the greatest thing in the world.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I mean. He just think of stuff we take for granted. Like we get gas station brisket sandwiches and all these people are having them for the first time.

[C]

Well, no, no, because I was going to say that, but Germany.

[B]

And we made fried fish better. No offense, England, but hold on.

[D]

England can do.

[C]

Germany's known for one thing. Every little town has got its own brewery, winery and all that.

[B]

Yeah, drinking.

[C]

Yeah, drinking.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And they make some of the finest wine and some of the.

[D]

Look at this guy. Look at this guy here.

[B]

Beef rib, big bone in brisket. Just blew his.

[D]

Look at his face.

[B]

Look at him. Now, here's the problem, though. The Japanese folks know how to eat, man. Like Japanese food is good. Authentic Japanese food is really, really good. So. But he just had a bunch of smoking.

[D]

Have you ever been to Japan? Have you ever been to Japan?

[C]

No, my son.

[D]

Or did we perfect Japanese?

[C]

My grandson.

[D]

No perfected Italian. Have you been to the Olive Garden?

[B]

They started with them wagyu cows, not us.

[A]

They were the first to come out with a wagyu.

[C]

My grandson is fixed to join the navy.

[D]

Is he?

[C]

Yeah. All right. And he's going to be a linguistic. What is languages? Yeah, because he speaks Japanese.

[B]

Really?

[A]

That's impressive.

[C]

Oh, Trace is Trace of Craig.

[A]

I was thinking they had to be one of Trace's kids.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, she's got it up here. That's why they said there was. There was somebody. Somebody changed childs at birth.

[A]

You want to hear. You want to hear a good story, Johnny, real quick? Yes. So my oldest was born 20 years ago and this good looking blonde headed woman knocking on door. I have no idea who she is. She's. Open the door, she just walks right by me, didn't say a word. She's. Oh. She said, hey, goes in there, visits with Anna, holds the baby. Yeah, yeah, whatever. So she leaves. Backs over my mailbox and goes down the road. And I said, who is. Who is that woman? She said, that size daughter. I said, no, it ain't that woman. That woman is way too good looking to be sized daughter.

[B]

Ain't no way.

[A]

She said, yep, that size daughter, that's Tracy boy. Turns out though, she was switched at birth in Germany.

[D]

There's some German looking for that, but

[C]

hey, I should have thought it. McCray got it from her. She speaks fluent German.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Plus she's got dual citizenship.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Al calls her the eighth wonder of the world.

[C]

But anyway, her kids were talking about Doug Dynasty, and they asked her something, but she said, oh, that's my dad. And they all jumped up and called her a liar. She calls me and she said, hey, I need you to do me a favor. Call me tomorrow at 1 o'. Clock. And I said, why? She said, because, hey, I want you to talk to my kids, Tell them that I am your daughter.

[D]

That one does require a lot of proof.

[C]

No, no. I said, tracy, I said, you got to understand it. Look in the mirror and then think about what your father looks like. I said, there's no comparison there. I said, you're drop dead gorgeous. And I said, not only that, you're brilliant, too. And I said, hey, look at me. So I can understand it.

[D]

Yeah, you think you can throw a rock three miles? I'm pretty sure you genuinely believe that.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Anyway, I really leans in on that part where he said he's the God of impossible. Yeah, I really just.

[D]

He's in on that.

[C]

Well, look, you got to understand something here, Huh? Y' all are talking and asking me questions about the slingshot. I really believe I can throw it three miles.

[B]

Oh, buddy, we're aware. I don't doubt. You know, that's just, you know, I'd never doubt.

[C]

Okay. That don't seem very far to me.

[B]

And I can't even see that far.

[D]

I can't even walk that far.

[C]

Well, I'm just saying I can walk.

[B]

I can't jog it.

[C]

Slingshot. I have. And probably just now y' all said it, and I remembered we actually tied a bottle rocket. No, no, a stick that was like 12 to 18 inches long. It was a sling shot.

[B]

Oh, for more leverage.

[C]

Oh, well, no, no.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And then when you pointed that stick and let it go, I could bust a Coke bottle out there. Like 50 yards.

[B]

Okay. Believable distance.

[D]

Okay, now, if you said that the chicken leg.

[C]

Wherever. Hey, look, wherever you pointed that stick, that's what that rock was going to hit.

[A]

Where it's going.

[B]

Aim. Point.

[D]

I like it.

[B]

Hey, I'm in, man.

[D]

You know another person that could really throw a good rock with a. Huh? Slaying first. Samuel.

[B]

There we go. I knew he's in. Samuel 17.

[D]

Oh, no, I scrolled 49. Let's go with 49. There's a lot of them about a sling and a stone, but this one shows just how fast David could.

[B]

We got a slang. We got a stone.

[D]

So David put his hand in his bag, took from it a stone, and slung it, striking the Philistine on his forehead. The stone sank into his forehead so that he fell face on first onto the ground.

[C]

And then he walked up to him and druggies saw that and cut his head off.

[D]

Well, yeah, that.

[B]

That's part if y' all ain't ever seen that David Deal on Amazon Almighty.

[D]

The Almighty will kill Goliath and have Psy throw.

[B]

You close with a Bible. And I'm going to close with John Godwin. That's funner. And chunking rocks at a sign. We'll see y' all next time. Right here in the duck call room.

[C]

We're out, Sam.