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Jase Robertson
You see, poor Joe Exotic's husband got deported. God almighty. Boy can't win in the game of love. You know, I'd much rather talk about that. I mean in the game of love. Joe Exotic.
Willie Robertson
But it was so weird. It was so weird.
Jase Robertson
He having a tough one.
Willie Robertson
What were those prints? Did you see it?
Jase Robertson
I just read the article.
Willie Robertson
No, no, no. No jokes. Oh yeah, it was weird.
Jeff
The.
Willie Robertson
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, he didn't like fingerprints. It was like. It was. I'm pretty sure it was his butthole.
Si Robertson
No.
Jase Robertson
Who's.
Jeff
But I don't.
Jase Robertson
Joe's or his husband.
Willie Robertson
His dearly departed husband. Now we can't. We legitimately can't talk about this.
Si Robertson
The print.
Jase Robertson
Don't put it on that table.
Willie Robertson
Maybe I will.
Jase Robertson
I don't know. I'm a little close to.
Si Robertson
Maybe that is what I forgot to show you.
Willie Robertson
What? Jorge left me to remember him.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, there you go. So he just went and sat on a copier. Wow. What a life.
Si Robertson
And I'm. I can't. I'm speechless.
Willie Robertson
He got deported for that? No. He should have.
Si Robertson
That's crime against nature.
Willie Robertson
Make America Exotic again. This I have. I've never been on Joe Exotics. Instagram.
Jase Robertson
How does the man have Instagram?
Willie Robertson
Another great question. But he shouldn't. We can't talk about.
Jase Robertson
Why can't we. We can talk about Joe Exotic. The boy has had a rough time in the game of love.
Willie Robertson
But we cannot direct our fans to his Instagram.
Jase Robertson
Now don't go there.
Willie Robertson
It is a bad.
Jase Robertson
But I. I want to know how.
Willie Robertson
Only HBO Max subscriptions would should be allowed to show these things.
Jase Robertson
How does Joe Exotic have Instagram? But if we post a hunting clip, we get kicked off Facebook. Yeah, that's what I don't understand. What's worse about hunting than whatever that was.
Willie Robertson
That was a lot.
Si Robertson
I do know that that was too much.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
I didn't like it, and I don't want to remember it. Anyway. Jeff's here.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Hey, Jeff.
Jeff
Hey.
Jase Robertson
We got a special guest. It is quasi like the duck caught one. We're still doing. You know what I was gonna say. You've seen me here, have you?
Jeff
No, I've seen you in that very spot. Yeah, I've been wa. We've been watching some Doug Dynasty with Gus because he really wants to watch it, and I just can't stand it because I was just watching this scenario. Except we wasn't doing a podcast. We were just building duck calls. I was like, oh, my gosh, what happened to me? I look so much older. I've gained about £45, I would say. I don't know.
Jase Robertson
I'm glad you brought it up.
Martin
I. It's.
Jase Robertson
It's called life.
Martin
It's called life.
Jeff
I look so healthy 10 years ago. I do not look healthy now.
Willie Robertson
How old are you now?
Jeff
46.
Willie Robertson
Just ripped the bat. So you were my age back then? Yeah, 36.
Jeff
I had. I had the black beard just like that.
Willie Robertson
People used to confuse me and you all the time. Except I weighed 40 pounds more back then.
Jeff
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
And I was always like, I'm twice the size of jet people.
Martin
He's gaining on you.
Jeff
Maybe I'm doing this to show you if you wouldn't have made some changes.
Si Robertson
You would be like, this is what would have happened.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. This is looking in a 10 year.
Jeff
Mirror for you, dude.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, this is. This is a 10 year mirror.
Willie Robertson
You're taking so many pictures back in the day of people that be like, hey, Jeff, will you take a picture? I'm like, yeah, let's just get it over with. Your friends are going to make fun of you when you post this.
Jase Robertson
Oh, 100%. That's why when they used to ask me like, well, now, which brother are you? I would just make one up. It was way easier than expectation of we're not all family.
Martin
New shoes.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. Who do you want me to be?
Martin
Who do you want me to be?
Jase Robertson
Anybody but Al, please.
Willie Robertson
Singer right there.
Jase Robertson
Well, not that I don't love Al. I just didn't want to have to go put on a vest. Like, I mean, it was fine.
Martin
That's it.
Willie Robertson
I was out of the vest.
Jase Robertson
Now Al is skinny again.
Si Robertson
Something good.
Jase Robertson
The vest will leave again. Yeah, for a minute.
Martin
Oh, it'll come Back. Yeah, it'll come back.
Jase Robertson
Al, like the stock market, man.
Martin
He.
Si Robertson
But eventually he's gonna get back up.
Willie Robertson
But. But he actually goes with the stock market. Look, hey, he's that close to retirement. He's eating better when the stock market's up.
Martin
Hey, Al should be put on a suit and. Yo. And go replace Perry Mason. That's what he looks like?
Jase Robertson
Yeah. No, he's.
Willie Robertson
I don't know who Perry Mason is. Hold on.
Si Robertson
Look at you talking about Cannon.
Martin
No.
Si Robertson
Oh, Perry Mason.
Martin
I'm talking about. What's the guy's name? I can't remember his name.
Si Robertson
Matlock.
Jeff
No, no, no.
Martin
Perry Mason.
Jeff
You're right. Perry Mason.
Martin
I can't think of his name now.
Willie Robertson
He's just Raymond Burr.
Martin
Raymond Burr.
Jase Robertson
There you go.
Willie Robertson
That's just a nice looking man in a suit.
Martin
Hey. Well, hey, Al looks just like him.
Jase Robertson
But, Jeff, So how. How's life that you're a new granddad? I have questions.
Jeff
Yes.
Jase Robertson
Yep.
Jeff
Winston is three months old now.
Jase Robertson
Okay.
Willie Robertson
Your granddad. You expected to look the same as you did in 2014.
Jeff
No.
Jase Robertson
But you're trying to be like a hip fan.
Jeff
Really, Grandpa, it wasn't like a.
Martin
Hey, look, you're a little too hard on yourself.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
You're being hard on yourself.
Jeff
Yeah, maybe I am.
Martin
You look a little bit hard. You don't.
Willie Robertson
You look exactly like I used to.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. Embrace.
Si Robertson
Wow.
Jase Robertson
From when I gained, though. Embrace black T shirts. They really help you feel a little bit better.
Jeff
Honestly, this is the only thing I had clean.
Willie Robertson
I was a big flannel.
Jeff
Perfectly honest. I was going through my laundry before I got up here.
Martin
I thought about it. I had put on my shirt.
Jase Robertson
Right.
Willie Robertson
I was a big unbuttoned flannel guy. Over a T shirt. Really helped save the day.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Jeff
So my question is, I've had a couple of people, one, I think last week, say Johnny D. Rags on you on the. On the podcast.
Si Robertson
Get him.
Willie Robertson
I do not.
Si Robertson
Jeff, get him.
Willie Robertson
I just.
Martin
That's what I heard.
Jase Robertson
I have a cup.
Willie Robertson
No, I rag on Al.
Jase Robertson
There we go.
Willie Robertson
I have a couple of questions for you.
Jeff
Okay.
Willie Robertson
Because we're neighbors. Like when Jet pees off his back porch, it cannot be at the same time as me peeing off my back porch. Because we'll make eye contact.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
So question number one is how. How many animals do you own? It feels like a lot. And the fact that you can't answer that as swiftly tells me a lot.
Jeff
About you not including farm animals. Six.
Martin
Six.
Willie Robertson
There's a new cat.
Jeff
Yes.
Willie Robertson
So Every five seconds.
Martin
All right.
Jeff
How many.
Martin
How many animals, different species has we got here?
Jeff
Just two.
Willie Robertson
It's just dogs and cats and dogs. He's got two big old golden doodles that just stare at you in the driveway. Great dogs. But then there's cat. I. I think you've miscounted your cats.
Jeff
Just four. That's. Some of those are debos that come slinky around.
Willie Robertson
My telling you, there is a cat. It's a cat epidemic.
Jeff
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
See that's.
Jeff
He's got a bunch.
Jase Robertson
That's the problem with cats.
Si Robertson
So what about the chickens? You don't have them anymore.
Jeff
I do. We got like. We've got like 11.
Willie Robertson
No, it's a whole homestead down there. Because the other thing that I have a big question about is when are you building the parking garage?
Jeff
I know we need something.
Martin
A parking garage.
Si Robertson
Too many cars.
Willie Robertson
So my parents live on the other side of Jeff. So I always go around the neighborhood and whenever I pull in my parents house, I look at the front of Jeff and Jessica's house and I mean, there's. There's been 12 cars at your house before.
Jeff
For sure. It's a problem.
Jase Robertson
How many people live there?
Willie Robertson
So not an immediate answer.
Jase Robertson
Is this like.
Jeff
I'm really not sure about it.
Martin
He can't keep up.
Willie Robertson
He's not sure how many of them are depots or I would say some.
Si Robertson
People just walk in.
Willie Robertson
But you are to the age where every. You have kids and they're all driving age except for one.
Martin
Well, no. No.
Willie Robertson
And then they have husbands. Yeah. And they got.
Martin
Is. Is okay. His dad and mom taught him to be hospitable.
Willie Robertson
Oh, yeah.
Martin
Okay. And that.
Jeff
Hey.
Martin
And him and Jesse is carrying on the legend.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. But Phil and Kay had overflow parking.
Willie Robertson
And they're never in the way.
Jeff
I mean, I pretty much live in a ditch, so it's like really hard to park. And. Yeah, it's a problem. Yeah.
Martin
I actually burn rubber getting out of your driveway.
Si Robertson
You can you burn rubber?
Martin
Anyway, back it up.
Willie Robertson
Well, no backing out of that driveway. And easy.
Si Robertson
So you have six people living with y' all.
Jeff
Yeah, I think.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
But 12 cars wrong with that.
Martin
It's family.
Jeff
It's family.
Willie Robertson
It's just family. In and out. Sometimes you're like, man, they must be having a party. And then I get back to my house and I get my binoculars and I'm like, there's no party spy cam.
Jeff
So. Okay, so we got a new grandbaby. So part of their problem. Problem is the car problem. My Daughter wants to stay some. She's like, oh, I just want to stay here tonight. And she'll sleep in my bed in my spot with the baby in the middle between and just loves it. Just like, oh, yeah, I want to.
Jase Robertson
Sleep mama all over again.
Jeff
So there's a lot of nights I'm just on the couch, my daughter and grandbabies in my bed.
Martin
Grandpa, grandpa got kicked.
Jeff
And I'm like, how did you sleep?
Martin
I'm sleeping with Jessica and the baby's gonna between us. And we're both the happiest pigs in slop.
Willie Robertson
So sometimes they just come back and stay away.
Jeff
Yes.
Jase Robertson
You got to pick them out sometimes.
Jeff
For me, not so much for everybody else. They're fine with it.
Willie Robertson
Me you need to talk to Big. Big Dave's got pointers on that. I just show up at my parents house all the time for groceries.
Jeff
Well, right.
Willie Robertson
And that's.
Jeff
It's just fair. Hey, I don't mind them stopping over for groceries.
Martin
Hey, Kudo, stay in the night. I love it.
Jeff
Then he starts sleeping in my bed. Then. Then there's problems.
Jase Robertson
I went over to your parents house last night to eat with y' all. I didn't go get in big day's bed though.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, that'd be it.
Si Robertson
Hey, well, not this time you didn't.
Willie Robertson
Last night at 8:04, my mom looked at me and said, it's our bedtime.
Si Robertson
And I was like, what does that mean? Leave.
Willie Robertson
Bye, mom.
Jase Robertson
Thanks for the birthday party.
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Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
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Si Robertson
So I'm glad Jeb's here because I'm fixing to go through something I've never been through. And although you're younger, you've been through it several times.
Martin
Hey, the nest is fixing to be empty.
Si Robertson
That's exactly right. So when me and Cy were in Arkansas, I get a phone call from my son in England. I'm like, I got to take this.
Martin
Yeah. Scared him. He said, oh, something's up.
Si Robertson
I got to go.
Martin
Brian is. Something happened. Bryce, don't ever call.
Si Robertson
So, yeah, and I sent you a picture. John David. And so my son Bryson. Oh, yeah. Is engaged. He said, dad. She said, yes. I was like, what?
Willie Robertson
So did you know he had a girlfriend?
Si Robertson
Yeah, I know he had a girlfriend. Yeah, I know he had a girlfriend. But he. He asked her to. Yeah, they're in England. She was born in Australia, raised in England.
Jeff
And she's an Aussie.
Martin
Yeah, she's an Aussie.
Si Robertson
So, yeah, they're. They're getting.
Martin
That's good. Yeah, that's good stock.
Si Robertson
So he's getting married. Amber's married in June. I don't know how to handle it.
Willie Robertson
Wait, we gotta back up.
Si Robertson
You have.
Willie Robertson
We gotta back up.
Jase Robertson
That's a live photo. Can you hold on to that?
Willie Robertson
He called that. He just called your Australian soon to be daughter in law. Good stock.
Martin
Yeah. Well, man. Hey, hey, if you live in Australia, you got to be rugged, son.
Jase Robertson
I was hoping I could figure out what that box is. It just says butter on it, so I'm very. I'm very interested.
Si Robertson
I'll ask him for you. Justin.
Willie Robertson
He he loves the.
Si Robertson
So you got two engaged all of a sudden? I've. All my kids are.
Martin
You know, they're abandoned ship boys.
Willie Robertson
How many of your kids are married?
Si Robertson
Most of them.
Martin
We still got one that's holding up.
Jeff
So what's the.
Willie Robertson
What's the.
Martin
What's the advice?
Jeff
Oh, Marion, your kids get married to me. Honestly, it was just the first one. That was hard. But mine were. Yours are boys, right?
Si Robertson
No, Amber. Amber. She's my youngest, and she's getting married in June. Oh, and Alicia's been.
Martin
Yeah, his baby's fixed to get married.
Si Robertson
At least. He's been trying to get me ready for it, but I'm. I'm such an emotional person. I don't know if y' all know that about me, but I am.
Willie Robertson
You are.
Si Robertson
I'm trying to get tough before it happens.
Willie Robertson
N. Just be a baby.
Martin
You got to be a pushover.
Jase Robertson
Why you got to be tough?
Si Robertson
Just to, like, try and get through it.
Jase Robertson
No, you'll be fine.
Willie Robertson
Jeff. Did you cry?
Jeff
So here's what happened to me. I was 100% fine. Never thought about it. Oh, we're good. We're good. We got married. They got. We got married. They got married.
Jase Robertson
We all sleeping.
Martin
You said it.
Jase Robertson
Right.
Jeff
We got married.
Willie Robertson
Sounds like you married this guy, man, eating your food, parking in your spot.
Jeff
That's right.
Jase Robertson
And his wife sleeping in your bedroom.
Martin
Right.
Jeff
We're married. We're all May.
Jase Robertson
You and Austin just on the couch out there.
Martin
I mean, hey, they kicked you out of your bed, son. Yeah. You're married.
Jeff
We were at Jace's old home in Monroe. His little wedding venue thing, and I was totally fine. And then we walked down. Getting ready for me to walk her down the aisle. Aisle.
Martin
Yep.
Jeff
And, dude, I just, like. I couldn't talk. Like, I was just like, oh, it. I was stuck.
Martin
Like, wow.
Jeff
And I didn't think I could walk down. I was like. I looked at her like, I'm done. I'm on your own. I'm. And she was like. She freaked out.
Jase Robertson
Did you get the wedding yips?
Jeff
I did.
Si Robertson
This ain't giving me no warm.
Jeff
I lost control. I. I had no foreign substance in my body, but I lost control of it, which is weird.
Martin
Well, hey, look, I. I can tell you what's in store for you in the future. You're gonna break down.
Si Robertson
Yeah. You know, I'm emotional because I. I did.
Martin
Okay.
Jeff
You did?
Martin
Oh. What are you talking about?
Jase Robertson
Was it tears of joy or sadness?
Martin
No, no, that was my house. No, she got it. She chose A good one. So they was tears of joy.
Willie Robertson
But he's getting a little emotional right now thinking about it, aren't you?
Martin
Well, no, no. Yeah, y' all code. Hi. Look, that's my baby.
Jase Robertson
Dad's a girl.
Martin
Okay. Hey, dad. Because that's why when everybody said, you got what? And I said, eight grandson, I said, God knows what he's doing, because if he had gave me a granddaughter, she wouldn't be worth nothing.
Si Robertson
And it's. And I think little.
Martin
She'll wrap me around her little finger, and she'd have got all the money.
Si Robertson
It's been that way with me and ever her whole life.
Martin
I got nothing.
Si Robertson
Yeah. The boys. I was hard on Amber. I was like, what? Can I help you?
Jeff
Yeah, you know, what do you want, baby?
Willie Robertson
Yeah, my daughter's the same way. So if any, I want another one. Like, we'll say this.
Jeff
What could help you potentially. I think you need to go watch the. Because I think it was filmed. Watch. When Carly got married with Jay, he. Were you there? Oh, my gosh, Dude. Stoney crying because he's.
Willie Robertson
Stone cried.
Si Robertson
Oh, I've seen Stone cry once.
Willie Robertson
He.
Jeff
No, no, because I'll tell you, bald and it. That got me. Because that dude never cries.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. But he was just sad because I was coming to live with him.
Willie Robertson
Well, maybe think about that parking lot, too.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. He's. He's looking at your driveway and said, I ain't ready for that, man. It seems like these dogs, these daughters, they get married young. They turn into a boomerang. Like, they slide out there, and then they. No, let me get on back.
Martin
Well, I. Wait.
Jase Robertson
Let me come on back.
Martin
Look, wait to be k. All right, maybe you may. I think it'll be BK.
Willie Robertson
He cried with Carly.
Martin
Well, I'm just saying, when Sage. Oh, B.K. gets married, oh, he's gonna be worse than he was with Carly.
Willie Robertson
Stone a big, soft. Deep down.
Jase Robertson
That's why I go choke people all the time. So he act tough.
Si Robertson
Yeah, no, I've seen him cry. That's the. You're talking about that. That's the second time that I heard about him crying there. But the other time was when Sa was had Covid and we had to go get him out, and we had to take him to hospital. He. And look, I mean, Jay's a tough guy. He cried like a baby, and I did, too. But, you know, that's when something is that close to you and you're so emotional about it. Like, I can't even talk about it with my wife. She's like, oh, you're gonna.
Willie Robertson
You're gonna be a mess.
Si Robertson
I'm not ready for it.
Martin
Well, no, that's what I tell you. We're gonna film it, Blake. The thing about Stone is when I had the stupid co, you know, Donald didn't give me a joint. He said, oh, man, get dressed. I'm fix to pick you up in your underwear and we're going to the hospital. And I said, whoa, whoa, whoa. I get dressed. I get dressed. Okay.
Jase Robertson
That's because when you had it, you turned into a vicious liar.
Martin
Well, see, I didn't know that he.
Willie Robertson
Was 5% truth back then.
Jeff
No.
Martin
He flipped his. Did you take your medication? I said, yeah, I took it. And I thought I had.
Willie Robertson
Okay.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, there we go.
Martin
Then when I found out y' all, everybody's calling me a liar and you're hard to get along with and all that.
Jase Robertson
So how long we got till your daughter gets married?
Si Robertson
The June. June 21st.
Jase Robertson
That's next month.
Si Robertson
Yeah, that's right around the corner.
Willie Robertson
That's less than a month from when this will air.
Si Robertson
Yeah, y' all are getting making me anxious.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Let me ask you a question.
Willie Robertson
Where is it?
Si Robertson
Willie's farm.
Willie Robertson
Okay.
Jase Robertson
Okay.
Jeff
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Friends and family discount.
Si Robertson
Yeah, I really don't know yet.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, you'll have to tell me what you paid. I'll tell you if he'd cut you a deal or not.
Willie Robertson
He didn't.
Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
School's out for the summer.
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Martin
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Johnny Godwin's already in there, boys.
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We end up having like, four degrees.
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Si Robertson
Did the guys that married your daughters, did they come talk to you and ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage?
Jeff
They did. In fact, they both asked me when they took them out for the first time, which was kind of interesting.
Si Robertson
Like, can I marry your daughter?
Jeff
No, I'm saying like, like both of them separately met with me, weirdly enough, at the same coffee shop. I think the second time I was like, let's meet at this. This is. This is where I interview kids.
Jase Robertson
You always do them things in public?
Jeff
Yeah, no, they. They said, hey, I. I really like. Let's just say Tyler, for example, he said, I really like Merit. I'd like to ask her out. And so that. Cool. And so we just talked about, honestly, just their faith. And I got to ask a ton of questions just. Just to ask them out, which I thought was cool.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jeff
So when it came to the Marion part, it was pretty easy because I'd already known these kids for so long and we, you know, they're good boys, but I know I do. I'll say this now with. I know with Austin, I just tried to talk him out of it. I was like, I'm just gonna see what he says if I just give a bunch of. What if this happens.
Willie Robertson
When he started that.
Jeff
Yeah, like, let's just see where this kid's at. And so I. And he would, you know, he was all in. So. Oh, man, it was easy.
Si Robertson
And I love dj. And he did. He came to me after church one day and he said. He said, philip, I need to talk to you. I want to ask you something. And I figured out what it was really quick, but. And usually, you know, I, like, jump in and save people if they're struggling. That's just my nature. But I just let him talk. Just let him finish. And he was like, I want to marry your daughter. I was like, so you had no.
Jase Robertson
Idea that picture was coming?
Si Robertson
Oh, that's bright. No, no, no.
Jase Robertson
But I'm just saying, Bryson just did it out of the book.
Si Robertson
Yeah, this is. Bryson's about to be out of the military.
Jase Robertson
Did he tell us?
Si Robertson
Oh, he told his mom before he told me.
Jase Robertson
He's gonna do it, or just after he did it?
Si Robertson
No, no, he told his mama before.
Jase Robertson
Okay.
Willie Robertson
The youngest. Oldest.
Si Robertson
Oldest.
Willie Robertson
Oh, I get them mixed up.
Jeff
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
So the only one that's gonna be left is Blake.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
But Elvis.
Martin
Elvis, he left the building.
Si Robertson
He has not left the building.
Jase Robertson
So he joined the Air Force.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Moved to England 34 years. And marrying a girl from Australia.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
It's not good stock.
Si Robertson
Good stock. Emily. Emily. Good stock. Emily.
Jase Robertson
So are they staying in England?
Jeff
That was my question.
Si Robertson
No, they're. They're moving here for a while, and then they're going to move back. That's all I know right now.
Jase Robertson
Back to England or Australia?
Willie Robertson
Is there a chance you have an Australian son? Like, does she ever want to go back to Australia?
Si Robertson
No. Her family is in England now, and her dad is the surgeon to the royal family.
Jeff
Really?
Jase Robertson
Okay, so time out.
Jeff
Wait a second.
Jase Robertson
When you say they're going to move back here, do you mean West Monroe, Louisiana?
Si Robertson
The United States?
Willie Robertson
From Buckingham Palace?
Jase Robertson
That's what I'm about to say. Man, she gonna be let down. But you know what?
Si Robertson
That's why they probably won't stay here long.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, they won't. They'd be out of here.
Si Robertson
Unlike the people at Jeff's house, who is loaded up over there.
Jase Robertson
She gonna pull into town and smell that paper mill said, nah, bro, we got to go.
Si Robertson
We're known for the paper.
Martin
We gotta get something.
Jase Robertson
We got to get out of here. But first, they gonna drive past the landfill coming into town, and she'll be like, what have y' all done?
Si Robertson
He's gonna say, that's where the dead bodies are.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. What have you.
Jeff
I think when a British person says jog on, that's the same as, like.
Jase Robertson
We gotta go through this. Yeah.
Willie Robertson
You ever.
Jeff
I watch a lot of British shows and movies. Do y' all. You ever hear them say jog on.
Willie Robertson
We have those British guys on the show. They never said that.
Martin
No, they're actually. They're actually fun to watch.
Si Robertson
Yeah, Yeah.
Martin
I watch a lot of British people.
Si Robertson
But one of the guys did say.
Jase Robertson
Now you big into Bridgerton.
Si Robertson
No fouling the bridge. That means.
Martin
I don't even know what that is.
Si Robertson
Fouling, fouling, fouling, fouling. Yeah, no fouling.
Jase Robertson
No taking a dump. Okay, there you go. Who it. But I'm just. Dogs. Dogs taking. But she's coming from Australia to England to Louise. Yeah, that's toughie. You know what, though? She gonna find out what Tony Sacheries is.
Si Robertson
Oh, that's good.
Jase Robertson
She'll probably take that back. I bet they got an ice machine when they go back.
Si Robertson
Yeah, he probably already has that Tony Sasseries.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, she's gonna get on that iced tea and not hot tea. She's like, okay, y' all do have some things.
Willie Robertson
Oh, wait, so do you get to go to England for a wedding?
Jase Robertson
Yeah, that's where they're getting married. Get married here? Well, I just thought they may just. Since they both world travelers may just pick somewhere else halfway.
Martin
Yeah, that's the problem.
Jase Robertson
Bermuda or something.
Martin
You got to go through a bunch of stuff to actually be able to leave and then come back. It's weird.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jeff
Where do they live? Like, in London or somewhere else?
Si Robertson
Well, he's stationed there, and she lives there. I think she's just finished school at Cambridge, so.
Willie Robertson
Good stuff, I think.
Jase Robertson
Oh, yeah.
Willie Robertson
Everything I've heard so far side hit the nail on the head on this one.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
Hold on. She's smart.
Jase Robertson
Does she know who you are?
Si Robertson
Yes. Matter of fact, he turned the TV on, say, hey, here's my dad, and I'm riding up on a lawnmower. What about it? Duck, boys. She was like, okay. Oh, your dad, he seems like he's a little crazy.
Jase Robertson
Oh, man. I bet her parents are proud, man.
Si Robertson
Yeah, if you look up me, you're.
Jase Robertson
Gonna get some way more interested in the interaction of the parents. Now, 100, you and Alicia with a royal surgeon.
Martin
Yeah, yeah, with a royal. With a royal surgeon.
Jase Robertson
Can I come?
Willie Robertson
I'm in.
Si Robertson
Yes. Yes.
Jase Robertson
I just want to be at the same restaurant as y' all while y' all have dinner for the first time. I don't want to sit with y' all because that'd be uncomfortable, but I want to be over there observing.
Martin
Yeah, it'll be. It'll be too. What's the word I'm looking for?
Jeff
Awkward.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
You know, to be with the royal Family, you know, I'm gonna embarrass you people.
Jase Robertson
Oh, man.
Willie Robertson
You need to bring Sal with you, for sure.
Si Robertson
I would love to.
Martin
Yeah. I'll. I'll embarrass you if I'm with the Royal.
Jeff
I'll say this, though. I think Australian people, in my view, when you get out of the city and stuff, like, they're kind of, like, Southern kind of redneck.
Jase Robertson
Oh, yeah.
Martin
Oh, no.
Jeff
It looks like, to me, pioneers.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Jeff
Yeah.
Martin
Okay. From Australia. You're pioneer.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were brave enough to hop on a boat.
Martin
Oh, yeah.
Jase Robertson
Come from stock that hopped on a boat and said, we're going down there.
Martin
Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got a lot of pioneer blood in you.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, that's. That's a. Yeah.
Martin
You got to see what's on the other side of the hill, boy.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, that's crazy.
Martin
Oh, and I'll tell you what's on the other side. A bunch of crocodiles.
Si Robertson
And I got the boots to prove it.
Martin
And I got a set of boots.
Jase Robertson
Oh, man. That's crazy. Well, congratulations, Bryson. What's her name?
Si Robertson
Bryson and Emily.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, Congratulations, Bryson and Emily. All the way from sunny West Monroe.
Martin
Y' all have no idea how many alligators. I mean, crocodiles. I had to wrestle to find my pair that will fit me.
Jase Robertson
Oh, Lord, Here we go. Here we go.
Martin
Can help myself, boys.
Jase Robertson
But anyway. Well, that's some fun family news. But, Jeff, you came on to share. You asked that if you could come be on the podcast to share something that you guys are working with. So I want to give you the floor to do that right now, too. And I don't want to misspeak, obviously, but we know you work with all God's. All God's Children International. I got to go a little fast. There's. And y' all have a big initiative going on right now, so.
Jeff
We do. So it's kind of cool. My new kind of main job now is getting us sponsorships for these kids. And so I've been over there. I think I told y' all. Didn't I tell you when I went to Ethiopia the first time? And, like, I saw some, like. Oh, man. Some hard stuff, like going in some of their orphanages and stuff like that. I was like, oh, man. Like, we. We. We complain here about our system, and it's not great. You know, the. But it's. It's far worse over there. Just amount like, homeless kids in the street stuff. And what they do is. I didn't realize this. You get over there, they sniff Glue, like, because it's, like, easily accessible. So you see, like, a lot of little kids walking around just kind of out of their. Out of their minds. And it's, like, really hard to watch, but. But that's where we come in and we step in and help these orphan kids. And there's so many to help, but we basically pay for their school and their groceries, and we get them to church, and we have people on our team that share Jesus with them, which is awesome. And so, yeah, I'm excited to be a part of this little initiative. And we made a. I think a cool commercial. And it was kind of. I helped with the idea, but so pretty much our whole family's on it. Kind of all the couples, me, just Jace, Missy, Willie, Corey, Al, Lisa, and some of you guys, we filmed today. And so when y' all watch this podcast, I ask that you check out that video. I think it's really cool.
Jase Robertson
It's time.
Jeff
It's time.
Willie Robertson
It's time.
Jase Robertson
Time to talk about what's happening in Ethiopia. Families are struggling, hungry, being ripped apart by poverty. And too often, kids can't be kids.
Jeff
Because they're trying to help their families survive.
Willie Robertson
But what if we could break that cycle?
Jeff
What if we could keep families together?
Jase Robertson
What if we could let kids be kids?
Martin
You can help keep families in Ethiopia.
Jeff
Together by sponsoring a child through All God's Children International.
Jase Robertson
By helping these children, we can build a brighter future for these families, a.
Jeff
Future of financial peace, stability, joy.
Jase Robertson
And not just for these families, for whole generations.
Martin
Hey, please join me.
Willie Robertson
Join me.
Jeff
Join me today as a child sponsor through AGCI.
Jase Robertson
For just $40 a month, you can.
Willie Robertson
Keep a child from homelessness, from poverty.
Jase Robertson
From losing their family. You can give them hope, give them.
Willie Robertson
Healing, keep them with their family for good.
Jeff
Become a sponsor@allgodschildren.org sponsorship. 40 bucks a month, and you can really help a child. I'm always like, man, I sponsor eight kids. But I'm like, I get this quite a bit. But, man, just skip a few meals a month. I need to be skipping deals anyway.
Jase Robertson
That's not. That's not eating out twice a week, right? These days, I mean, you're pretty much. If you go eat out, that's 20.
Jeff
Bucks nowadays, like, even taco bell, like $80.
Jase Robertson
That's what. Well, what I'm saying is like a trip to Chick Fil A now is. I mean, it eats up the better part of a 20.
Willie Robertson
We're 55 for our family. Yeah, $55 of all my family eats chicken Filet.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. Oh, man. It's finally quit raining down here in the South. We're getting a little break from it. So spending the weekends in the yard and, you know, really just taking care of everything. And while you're out there taking care of all your stuff, you know how much better your yard could look with some, some plants from Fast Growing trees dot com.
Willie Robertson
And they'll grow quickly.
Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
We give them two thumbs, we give.
Jase Robertson
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Si Robertson
So it's $40 a month and you can sponsor one child.
Jeff
That's right. Yep. And I'm going in September, so I'm excited. We've been doing a lot of cool new stuff with like Tim Tebows. A big helps with us with some of our homes over there. We have a boys home now because we have a couple of girls homes and. And that's more intensive. Like we have counselors for them and we. And they go to school and like they kind of have their own kind of kids. We couldn't get reunified as we always try that. Like try to find them if they're an orphan or whatever. Like try to find an aunt or uncle, somebody that could help them. And so we do that first. But if not, we have these homes and stuff. We can take them in and they're the sweetest kids, man.
Martin
What's the numbers? Do you have any numbers?
Jeff
How many kids need sponsored? I mean, it's. It's hundreds though. And we're kind of. We, you know, we. It's kind of an urgent thing. So that's why we're kind of doing this is like we've had some sponsorships drop off, which stinks because it's like, you know, this kid was like really flourishing.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Jeff
And then if they don't get that money, you know, they're back to hard, hard living. So we want to try to make sure those ones, I mean, we've gotten almost all of them. There was like a goal of 50 and we're like, we have like 40 out of 50, so we almost have all those kids back taken care of. So. Yeah, man, I love it. It's. It's really cool, man. You meet these kids and their caretakers and they're so grateful. You know, they have nothing over there and they're so happy.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Jeff
For the little they have. It's really cool. So.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. And if you look on maps and stuff of where like the gospel is on fire. It's like sub Saharan Africa, like in all of. In all of that area. So the Lord's doing work there anyway. So however. However we can support it, you know, we know. And I think Jeff would even tell you this. We all know that we're in a weird economic time. Like, money doesn't go as far as it used to, so $40 is it. We're in a different spot that is a commitment these days than perhaps even five, six, seven years ago go. So. But if you do have it and you do feel led, where. Where can they.
Jeff
Yeah, you go to allgods children.org sponsorship and in. Leah, like you said, we always ask people, like, prayerfully consider. Like, you know, just pray about it, and the Lord will tell you what to do or not. And. But it is rewarding. And we do have. You can, you know, you get stuff from these kids. Like, you get checkups and, like, what's going on in their lives, and they send you pictures and stuff like that, so you kind of know where they're at. So it's pretty cool.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. And, you know, you can see where your money's actually going. It's not going into a mutual fund that gets doled out. That's going to a kid.
Jeff
It's cool because, like, out of my eight kids, I've been doing it for six or seven years. Like, two of my kids have went on to graduate high school and they're in college. Like, they. They've made it past the.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Jeff
You know, they're. They're doing okay now. They have a job and they're going to school, so they eventually can get out where they don't need the sponsorship. But, you know, when they're younger, especially when they don't have family. So.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, that's crazy to think that $40 a month is enough.
Jeff
Oh, my gosh.
Jase Robertson
I mean, because again, we're just.
Jeff
It goes a long way over there.
Jase Robertson
A couple of meals here. About $40 is enough for a month for a child.
Jeff
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
That's incredible.
Martin
I've heard some of our people from White's Fairy Church of Christ that have went on missionary trips throughout different places, and they come back and apologize to their parents. I'm sorry I've been such a whiner. And, you know, because when they see how little some people, other people got, and they're happy.
Jeff
Yep.
Martin
Okay. And here they are. Oh, good grief. Yo, ba, ba, ba, yo.
Jeff
Well, that's what got me into the whole ministry was going to Whites Ferry Road. We went to. I went to Dominican, actually, with Corey. I think Sadie was there, not Willie. And then we were doing, like, a VBS thing with these kids. And what got me was they. We brought them some toys and stuff, and they were like, oh, cool. And then we got them like. Like, just like, tidy whiteies and little white shirts, like little Hanes, but they had never had, like, new underwear and, like, a T shirt. They all cried, and I was like. We were all crying. Like, oh, my gosh. Like, that meant a lot to them. A little something.
Martin
No depreciation. You know, Phil done a great lesson on it one time about, nobody appreciates nothing anymore, y' all. And when you drive. If you drive around, like, if you got in your car and drove around Monroe and looked in people's parking, you know, at their house, they got two and three cars sitting there, and they're.
Willie Robertson
Saying, Jeff got 12.
Martin
And they're saying they're poor.
Jeff
Trust me, I know.
Martin
No, no. And they're saying they're poor. You don't know what poor means.
Jeff
That's right.
Martin
You got three cars sitting in your yard and, hey, and you're 40 pounds overweight. So. No, don't tell me how bad you got it, Jeff.
Jase Robertson
He really looking at you.
Martin
No, no, no. I'm just saying, you know, Jeff catches. When you go to somewhere else where. No, they ain't got nothing.
Willie Robertson
Willie took me to Peru one time, and them kids were living above the river. Like, their houses were where the only reason they were able to live there is because there were no rules. Where the Amazon backed up. So it's like, well, we'll just go there. That way we don't have to have no codes or nothing. And I saw a kid literally, like, going from house to house in a bucket as a boat.
Martin
Oh, no.
Willie Robertson
And I was like, man, I'm gonna try to stop complaining.
Martin
Here's the thing. And he was proud and appreciate that bucket.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, okay. He was glad. That bucket with water type, man.
Willie Robertson
Best bucket.
Martin
That thing has multiple use for him, too.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, okay. Bathtub, like, all the things, man. Well, that's cool, man. Now, that's. That's one of the reasons we were like, well, of course you can come on here and talk about it, because we. We do reach a broad audience that. That may feel led to help with the sponsorships. And if nothing else, just like Jeff said, just. Just pray, man. Pray for these kids, pray for these families. And, yeah, it's an area on fire for the gospel. So that's a cool, cool area of growth in. In the spiritual world. So.
Si Robertson
And also, you can. You can choose to, hey, let's do it for six months and see how we like it. Or let's commit to one year.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
And see. See if we can continue doing it.
Jeff
You know, for sure.
Willie Robertson
Jeff ain't going to show up to your house. If you do it one month, fall on hard times and don't do it the next. What are you doing?
Si Robertson
Where are you?
Jeff
You know what's funny is, though, people that do sponsor, and usually people that do kind of bigger, you know, gifts or whatever, I will call. And so I shout out. I called this lady the other day, she was super cool, and she was like, oh, I'll sponsor some kids right now. I was like, heck, yeah. So she's on her computer and we're talking about it, and. And she goes, hey, can I text you what I like to do for fun? And I was like, what does that involve? And she was like, yeah.
Jase Robertson
She was like opening Pandora's box.
Jeff
She was like, what I. What I do hunting wise. And I'm so. Heck, yeah.
Jase Robertson
Well, yeah, for sure.
Jeff
And this lady sent me. I need to look it up and show y' all. She kills deer with a spear.
Martin
Yeah. Okay.
Jeff
Out of a tree stand.
Willie Robertson
Oh, no.
Jeff
Oh, no, no. Up in like, Wisconsin or Michigan, where she's from. No, this lady's legit.
Si Robertson
Yeah. I want to see a picture of this.
Jeff
Oh, yeah.
Jase Robertson
Spear. Chunk.
Martin
I've heard. I've heard you. I've heard. Okay.
Jeff
It's the thing.
Martin
This is a primitive weapon. Oh, for sure, for sure.
Si Robertson
So can you imagine you killing too.
Jeff
Thick with a spear?
Martin
Hold on. Because, hey, I had two year struggle to kill him with a high powered rifle. But I've read about it, seen it on television, about, hey, they only hunt with primitive weapons.
Jase Robertson
Tim Wells does that. He's the one that kind of made that a thing. And I. His daughter with one is Sydney Wells. She. She kill him on one too, man. I mean, they. You. That's kind of people you don't want hunting you because you in a bind like that.
Martin
That goes along that with Emily. Good stock, boy. Good stock with a spear.
Si Robertson
Yeah, you have to be able to do this good stock. So, Jeff, did you call her? Did y' all talk on the phone?
Jeff
I did.
Jase Robertson
That's hilarious.
Si Robertson
Oh, you gotta send that to John Dale.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, she ain't playing.
Si Robertson
Yeah, that's. That's awesome.
Jeff
Y' all see that?
Martin
That's a bull too.
Jeff
Yeah, that's a good buck. Oh, yeah. I was like, this ain't like throwing, you know, getting those yards or.
Martin
Less probably.
Jeff
I was impressed. That thing's got a big old spear tip on it. Like, look at that thing.
Jase Robertson
So, Philip, you kind of work in the same realm.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
At $40 a month, is that not mind blowing? I mean, because you know what it takes.
Si Robertson
Oh, my goodness. Yes.
Jase Robertson
In a system in America.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Right?
Si Robertson
That's a lot more.
Jase Robertson
A lot more. So the fact that you could do that. That for a child with 40 bucks is incredible.
Si Robertson
That is amazing. And I think. I mean, that's very worthwhile. So I want. I'm. I'm gonna commit. Me and my family are going to do that for a year.
Jeff
Yeah. Thank you, Phil.
Jase Robertson
That's awesome. Well, now that your family getting smaller, you know, you got less bills now.
Si Robertson
I got more money.
Jase Robertson
Bigger.
Willie Robertson
But, yeah, Your kids don't show up, start eating all your food because they got across the Atlantic Ocean.
Si Robertson
Hey, do you. Do you have more money now that some of the kids are gone? All right.
Willie Robertson
They're all still there?
Jeff
No, they never left. I just have grandbabies that are at my house.
Willie Robertson
They're like me and Jenna, except they spend the night sometimes.
Si Robertson
That's right. I was hoping it would get better.
Jase Robertson
You always go home.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, I ain't stun.
Jase Robertson
Now.
Willie Robertson
Big Dave looked at me one time. He goes, you get in the bind, I'll get you a hotel. You ain't sleeping with me.
Si Robertson
I love that. Hey, I may use that.
Willie Robertson
He said, we'll figure it out.
Martin
You ain't staying here. Yeah, I'll put you up.
Willie Robertson
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Jase Robertson
What do.
Willie Robertson
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Jase Robertson
Yeah.
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Had an energy drink subscription, a daily one that you were paying for twice a day that you forgot, though, because it just became a part. Well, it just become. Yeah, just become habits. So you didn't even think about the money you were spending, and it cost.
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Way more than it used to.
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Willie Robertson
Oh my goodness.
Jeff
Did you really? I had hernia surgery before. I would love to talk about 16 did it.
Willie Robertson
How long did it help you out of work?
Jeff
I was so scared. So here's. It's kind of a funny story. I was playing basketball at the time, thought I was really good and. And I was like, oh my gosh. Like down in the nethers there was a bulge coming out and I did a never bowl. That's right.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. And I used to other bulges and.
Jeff
I was like, I got cancer. Like, you know I'm saying like worst case scenario, I wouldn't tell anybody because I was so scared and it, it kept getting worse. So what I didn't realize if you had a hernia, it that whatever that tear is in your muscle fiber, whatever, it just keeps getting bigger and stuff keeps coming out. And so it got to a point where it was like I would get up and it was like this big bulge. I'd be like, oh, and it hurts so bad. And I'd be like, oh my gosh.
Si Robertson
Then finally, so I can't hold it together over there.
Jeff
Finally I'm like, how detailed should I get in this story? I told you some it may have been my girlfriend at the time. What?
Jase Robertson
I was like, look, you can't hide it.
Jeff
I got a big problem here. And she was like, you gotta go to the doctor. And I was like, no but if I got cancer, I'm gonna die, and I don't wanna. I don't want to know that I'm gonna die.
Jase Robertson
I just want to let it spread. Exactly what happened?
Jeff
Is that what happened?
Willie Robertson
Hunter just yelled. That's exactly what happened.
Jeff
Okay. Same story.
Jase Robertson
Timeout, same story. Ain't no way you were playing basketball. I don't know what you were doing, but it wasn't playing basketball. Hunter deadlifts.
Jeff
Okay.
Willie Robertson
Hunter was dead. Hunter works out. Hunter lifts weight.
Jeff
And that might have been how I got it initially was weight lifting for. Because we were lifting weights.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Jeff
And then. Yeah, the doctor was like. He was this old man who I think my dad told me to go see. Which is weird because, you know. But, yeah, this guy, I go in there, I'll never forget, he said, I got a. And this is what he said. Sorry.
Willie Robertson
On a lot of things. Hernia doctors.
Jeff
But he's like, I'm gonna have to. I probably shouldn't say that. I have to check your back end and your front end is basically how he put it.
Jase Robertson
Okay.
Jeff
And. And he was more colorful. And. And I thought, oh, and that's another. You're 16. You're like, oh, no.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, yeah. Time out.
Jeff
What are we doing here?
Jase Robertson
Why are you taking a bat? Right off the problems in the front?
Jeff
Right off the bat, he looks this.
Si Robertson
Oh.
Jeff
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a hernia, son. Yeah, we're going to have to do surgery. And I was like, oh. And it was before they did. I don't know what happened to you, but, like, I have a big scar, like a humdinger. You got a pretty big. Okay.
Jase Robertson
Oh, you going to show us something?
Willie Robertson
Comparing scar.
Jeff
So mine was a little lower in the region, but, yeah, it's still. It's still numb to this day.
Jase Robertson
Really?
Jeff
Like, weirdly feels weird.
Jase Robertson
Okay, that's interesting. So, Hunter, you had your girlfriend check it out, too. That's the first person. That's the first person you confided in? Well, see, because when I had my deal down there, the hydro seal or whatever you like this one, I showed my cameraman. I was like, yo, buddy. I mean, we've spent a lot of hours in a tree stand together. So, like, 40. No, not Jordan. Stephen from Realtree. We spent a lot of hours together alone, me and him. And I was. I got out the shower after I discovered it, and I was like, man, I don't see him. Right. So I just walked out of there. I said, does this look bad? You know, and just opened it up. And Stephen Said, yeah, bro, you got a problem? I said, okay. I said, I just making sure it wasn't like some weird angle, some trick mirror in there, you know, I just was confirming. So it's funny who you'll confide that stuff in, you know, because you'll do it to anybody except for, like, immediate family, something. You're like, no, I got. Or I got somebody or a physician. Well, you don't just walk in there feeling like that. You don't want to say when they say, hey, what's wrong? Most time. Yeah, I got a little cough, got a little fever.
Si Robertson
You know, you don't. Yeah, you don't want to tell that.
Jase Robertson
Okay. You don't always walk in there and drop. Drop your britches. Like, you know, but, yeah, that's what I do know. You would. I don't know, you'd hide it. You'd call me. You'd call. You'd call three other people for you. Like, yeah, okay, now I need to go to the doctor. Doctor. Because as a man, the last thing you want to do is admit you got to go to that doctor. And, like, because you know they gonna get the knife out. There's no way to fix it without a knife.
Martin
Right.
Jase Robertson
On any of this stuff. And you don't want that. Nobody wants that. You don't want to go sleep. You don't go night night, because then you gotta wake up. Trust me, man, I'm telling you. And when it's down there. Oh, man. Now, we signed up for a vasectomy. That's fine. No problem. We know what we were getting into, walking into that. It's the surprise ones that I haven't.
Willie Robertson
Had any surprises down there, so.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jeff
Well, good luck, buddy. I hope you don't get it. Just be safe. I see you working out lots, but.
Jase Robertson
If you do, it sounds like we've got the whole gamut of it covered. We can give you. We can give you practical.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, I guess I'm calling Hunter first thing. Hey, Hunter, here's that picture.
Jase Robertson
Is this what yours look like?
Willie Robertson
I'm going to send Hunter a picture and be like, hey, this is what you need for. For the podcast. And pow.
Jase Robertson
Now, did Phil come help you put your pants back on after surgery? No, because Hunter's dad did.
Martin
No.
Jeff
I remember showing up after I had surgery and I was, like, barely getting along, and he just started dying laughing. He. Yeah. Yep. His gut done ripped on him.
Martin
It happens. Who's that?
Si Robertson
Phil.
Willie Robertson
Then he probably hit you.
Si Robertson
Yep.
Martin
We've all been real concerned.
Si Robertson
Oh, Gepp we're real concerned and loving.
Martin
About stuff like that.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, that's it.
Jase Robertson
Well, I guess we're. We're at the end here, are we? Yeah. 52 minutes.
Willie Robertson
I didn't have an email, but that is because our email box was full of people reaching out about my uncle and all that stuff. So I just want to say how much I appreciate all the messages. Yeah, we're making it. We're moving along. And that's why today's Bible verse is so perfect from Jet. Being here with all God's children and stuff. James 1:27. Religion that are that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless. Is this to look after orphans and widows in their distress, to keep oneself from being polluted by the world? If you want to do something right.
Martin
Right.
Willie Robertson
Look at somebody that's going through a hard time, that might have just lost your husband or look something like what Jeff's doing. Helping out kids that don't have parents to help themselves. And that'll keep you right in line with what God wants you to do. Help people out that can't help themselves.
Jase Robertson
Amen. Well, Jeff, thank you. Come back anytime. You're always welcome here, especially now that you got 20 people in your house you probably won't get away from.
Jeff
I did. I wanted to get out of there today, especially to be honest.
Jase Robertson
So we hang out here twice a week for a couple hours. You can always stop by.
Martin
By the way, those that were affected in Kentucky and Missouri.
Jeff
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
The tornadoes.
Martin
The tornadoes that hit and killed a lot of people. We'll be praying for the ones that lost loved ones and then for the recovery from the tornadoes.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. And there's obviously probably no. By now. I'm a big weather nerd. There's a couple more coming, a couple more outbreaks coming this week. So, like, it's that time of year. Be safe, be smart. And, man, just be thankful. Right. Like, it's not thankful for that, but I'm saying thankful for what you have. And if you're not affected, really be thankful because there's a lot of people who are hurting. Hurting right now that are. Yeah. That. Trying to figure out a way to recover from all this. So thank y' all. We love you guys. We'll see y' all next time. Right here in the duck call room.
Willie Robertson
We're out.
Jeff
It.
Duck Call Room Podcast Episode Summary
Title: Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Hosts: Si Robertson & Justin Martin
Guests: Jeff Robertson
Release Date: May 22, 2025
The episode kicks off with the hosts engaging in their signature humorous banter. Jase Robertson brings up the recent deportation of Joe Exotic's husband, leading to a comedic discussion about fingerprints and odd circumstances surrounding the incident.
Jase Robertson: “You see, poor Joe Exotic's husband got deported. God almighty. Boy can't win in the game of love. You know, I'd much rather talk about that.” (01:01)
Willie Robertson: “I'm pretty sure it was his butthole.” (01:37)
The hosts welcome a special guest, Jeff Robertson, who shares his excitement about becoming a granddad to his three-month-old grandchild, Winston. The conversation shifts to the challenges and humorous aspects of aging, self-image, and family dynamics.
Jeff Robertson: “Winston is three months old now.” (05:52)
Willie Robertson: “Just ripped the bat. So you were my age back then?” (05:50)
Si Robertson reveals the big news of his son Bryson's engagement to Emily, an Australian native currently in England. The hosts discuss the emotional challenges Phil Robertson faces as he prepares for his son's upcoming wedding in June.
Si Robertson: “Bryson is engaged.” (13:20)
Willie Robertson: “So did you know he had a girlfriend?” (13:40)
Si Robertson: “I'm an emotional person… I'm trying to get tough before it happens.” (15:00)
Jeff Robertson introduces and passionately discusses his involvement with All God's Children International (AGCI), a nonprofit organization focused on sponsoring children in Ethiopia. He shares personal experiences from his visits, highlighting the dire conditions faced by orphaned and homeless children. The hosts collectively encourage listeners to sponsor a child for just $40 a month, emphasizing the profound impact of their contributions.
Jeff Robertson: “Our whole family's on it... so check out that video.” (29:00)
Willie Robertson: “For just $40 a month, you can keep a child from homelessness, from poverty.” (32:00)
Jase Robertson: “$40 a month is enough.” (38:55)
Notable Quote:
Jeff Robertson: “It's rewarding. You can see where your money's actually going. It's not going into a mutual fund... that's going to a kid.” (38:31)
The conversation takes a personal turn as Jeff Robertson shares his experience with hernia surgery, humorously recounting his fears and the aftermath. The hosts relate to his story, adding laughs and empathy to the discussion.
Jeff Robertson: “I was playing basketball... I had a bulge coming out.” (47:50)
Willie Robertson: “How long did it keep you out of work?” (47:55)
Notable Quote:
Jeff Robertson: “I lost control of it, which is weird.” (16:27)
As the episode wraps up, the hosts offer prayers and support for victims of recent tornadoes in Kentucky and Missouri. They reiterate the importance of the sponsorship initiative and express gratitude to their listeners.
Willie Robertson: “James 1:27... to look after orphans and widows in their distress.” (54:27)
Jase Robertson: “Amen. Well, Jeff, thank you. Come back anytime.” (54:51)
This episode of Duck Call Room seamlessly blends humor with heartfelt discussions, touching on family milestones, philanthropic efforts, and personal health stories. Phil Robertson's nostalgic and emotional handling of his son's engagement provides a relatable touch, while Jeff Robertson's advocacy for All God's Children International inspires listeners to contribute to a meaningful cause. The camaraderie among the hosts ensures an engaging and memorable listening experience for both regular followers and newcomers alike.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Jase Robertson (01:01): “You see, poor Joe Exotic's husband got deported. God almighty. Boy can't win in the game of love.”
Jeff Robertson (29:00): “So it's $40 a month and you can sponsor one child.”
Jeff Robertson (38:31): “It's rewarding. You can see where your money's actually going. It's not going into a mutual fund... that's going to a kid.”
Si Robertson (15:00): “I'm trying to get tough before it happens.”
Willie Robertson (54:27): “James 1:27... to look after orphans and widows in their distress.”
For more details on sponsorship and to watch the associated video, visit All God's Children International.