Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker

Summary

Duck Call Room Episode Summary: "The Uncle Si ‘Duck Dynasty’ Costume That Still Brings the Laughs"

Release Date: February 18, 2025

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1. Welcome and Uncle Si's Absence

The episode kicks off with hosts Si Robertson and Phil Robertson welcoming listeners back to the Duck Call Room. They humorously address the absence of Uncle Si, explaining that he's taking a well-deserved break due to his busy schedule with Duck Dynasty projects.

• Si Robertson [00:11]: "Nah, that's yours. How strong is that coffee?"
• Phil Robertson [00:23]: "Y'all will notice we got somebody missing today. Uncle Si. Taking a day off."

2. Hunting Spots and Tall Tales

The conversation quickly shifts to discussing various hunting locations. The hosts share anecdotes about old ancestral hunting grounds, the challenges of navigating muddy ruts, and the impact of environmental changes on hunting success.

• Phil Robertson [01:43]: "That's where they went all them years through there and then it ain't. Don't drive through it."
• Godwin [01:19]: "Yeah, he's been coming to the camp. What do you call them things?"

3. Personal Fitness and Weight Loss Journeys

Si Robertson and the hosts delve into personal fitness routines and weight loss efforts. Si candidly discusses his struggles with jump roping and his attempts to stay in shape, while others share their own fitness milestones and humorous setbacks.

• Si Robertson [03:16]: "I got good news."
• Godwin [04:10]: "I need to get me one."

4. Embracing Social Media

Jase Robertson reveals his recent foray into social media, admitting he joined Facebook, Instagram, and Space Book to reconnect with old friends. The hosts humorously discuss the challenges and benefits of maintaining an online presence.

• Jase Robertson [05:46]: "I got on Facebook on the Space Book and Instagram faces."
• Phil Robertson [06:04]: "Factor arrives fresh and fully prepared, perfect for any active, busy lifestyle."

5. Introducing Cade: The Newest Duck Commander

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to introducing Cade, the newest employee at Duck Commander. Cade shares his journey from attending Sportsman's Camp to joining the Duck Commander family. His passion for hunting, fishing, and his knack for making duck calls are highlighted.

• Cade [22:16]: "I just went out there to Camp Choka for four years for the Sportsman's Camp."
• Phil Robertson [22:46]: "That's why we trust the folks over at tous."

6. Cade's Contributions and Hunting Adventures

Cade discusses his role in crafting turkey calls and his successful hunt using his own creations. The hosts commend his dedication and enthusiasm, sharing laughs over his initial struggles and eventual triumphs in duck hunting.

• Cade [25:17]: "I started making my own stuff and my own parts and making them."
• Jase Robertson [25:02]: "You can always tell."

7. Humorous Interactions and Group Dynamics

The episode is filled with light-hearted banter and funny interactions among the hosts. Stories about mishaps during hunts, playful teasing, and shared experiences create an engaging and entertaining atmosphere.

• Phil Robertson [27:29]: "He got mud on the roof of that thing."
• Si Robertson [34:07]: "It's so good. It's healthy, though, because it's oatmeal."

8. Voicemails and Listener Messages

Towards the end, the hosts interact with listener voicemails, sharing amusing messages and engaging in playful exchanges. These segments add a personal touch, showcasing the camaraderie among the Duck Commander family.

• Godwin [44:20]: "I feel the same way. Pretty good."
• Phil Robertson [49:22]: "Yeah, look."

9. Reflections and Closing Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on their shared history, personal growth, and the importance of maintaining traditions while embracing new members like Cade. They encourage listeners to stay connected and continue enjoying the humorous and heartfelt stories from the Duck Call Room.

• Si Robertson [51:05]: "We're about to hit Leviticus, Deuteronomy and numbers. Good luck to you all."
• Phil Robertson [51:13]: "Go. Go, Martin."

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Notable Quotes

• Phil Robertson [00:23]: "Y'all will notice we got somebody missing today. Uncle Si. Taking a day off."
• Jase Robertson [05:46]: "I got on Facebook on the Space Book and Instagram faces."
• Cade [22:16]: "I just went out there to Camp Choka for four years for the Sportsman's Camp."
• Phil Robertson [44:20]: "I feel the same way. Pretty good."
• Si Robertson [51:05]: "Good luck to you all."

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This episode of Duck Call Room masterfully blends humor, heartfelt stories, and engaging conversations, offering listeners a comprehensive look into the lives and adventures of the Duck Commander family. Whether discussing hunting tales, personal fitness journeys, or welcoming new members like Cade, the hosts ensure an entertaining and relatable experience for all fans.

Transcript

[Jase Robertson]

There he is.

[Godwin]

Hollow ground over here.

[Si Robertson]

Nah, that's yours. How strong is that coffee? I would have been waiting to hit me for 400 episodes. Well, welcome back to the Duck Call room.

[Phil Robertson]

Welcome back. Y'all will notice we got. We got somebody missing today. Uncle Sigh. Taking a day off. Yeah, he needs a time off. Look, he's busy.

[Si Robertson]

How many episodes of this has he done? I mean, he missed.

[Phil Robertson]

Missed a couple of weeks there with.

[Si Robertson]

The video in the house. The hospital is the only thing that has kept the man away.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, except for now we're keeping him away because he's so busy filming Duck Dynasty stuff. Trying to film this. We still got the noisemaker, though, and doing all the things we thought. The old man needed a break. So. Yeah, we got a cool show for you today. We got Godwin. Then. Then we're going to introduce to you the newest employee of Duck Commander Young Cade. So y'all stick around. We're trying to get everybody included in here. So have you met Cade Godwin?

[Godwin]

Yeah, he's been coming to the camp. What do you call them things?

[Jase Robertson]

Sportsman camp.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I. I guess I met him there.

[Phil Robertson]

I just can't pinpoint.

[Godwin]

I probably know him. If you seen him.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, no, he's. Yeah, Godwin. Yeah, he's. He's been out there, so. God, we met him before, even before he got here. And God, when he did you proud, he wasn't here. But about a week before he went out there and got stuck in your ruts behind the warehouse. Same set of ruts they blew back.

[Godwin]

No, that's why that taught me, you know, going back to. Going to duck hunt. Why is one rice field better than the one beside it? Yeah, and it's because it was an old ancestral place. That's the only thing I can figure.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's where they went all them.

[Godwin]

Years through there and then it ain't. Don't drive through it.

[Phil Robertson]

If it's wet, you'll sit right there, won't you?

[Godwin]

Dry. Well, Jay, they mowed it and it was sun shining for a couple of days for it. Rain. I said that. Things dried out now.

[Jase Robertson]

That thing septic back there?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. It ain't got no bottom to it.

[Si Robertson]

Every building Duck Commander has is on a swamp.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, we're subject to sinking. Oh, I bet. Guarantee you back in the day, mallard ducks used to hit this area right here before. For we all. For us and all. Harvey Bill moved in and the paper mill and. And everything else.

[Si Robertson]

Paper mill probably keeps them wide.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. I don't know. There's a lot of them on them. Oxidation behind that. Wait. Them wastewater ponds. But, you know, when they get it clean before they dump it in the river.

[Jase Robertson]

Jaguars load that thing up.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Shovel. Oh, everything. Yeah. You go back here, kill you a full limit. Yeah. Paper milk. I don't.

[Jase Robertson]

That's why that old Gadwall got that. Got that sewage taste to him.

[Phil Robertson]

He got a little bite to him there. And Shanny Lake, I mean, what you expect?

[Godwin]

It's cold.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. I didn't. I didn't. I made a mistake.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I got to work this morning. I didn't feel it leaving my house, but the wind hit me when I got out of my truck, and I said, what am I wearing?

[Godwin]

You don't go outside.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I was outside all morning. I want to be fair. Before you retired, you'd be wearing shorts today.

[Godwin]

I know. Is. That is. Why do they call it retirement? I was gonna make a joke. I was gonna make a joke about retirement, but it wouldn't work.

[Jase Robertson]

You talking about Johnny D Not being outside now, here, lately, every time I drive to the house, I see him jogging down the road.

[Godwin]

That's awesome.

[Jase Robertson]

Or outside lifting weights. Jogging.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Mainly just jump ropes. I jump rope for 27 minutes.

[Godwin]

I'd have to jump rope on my tiptoes because my knees wouldn't.

[Phil Robertson]

Don't you?

[Godwin]

Don't you?

[Si Robertson]

I got good news.

[Godwin]

Is that what you do?

[Phil Robertson]

That's what you do, yeah. If the heel hits the ground on a jump rope, you run.

[Godwin]

And I can't.

[Si Robertson]

The doctor told me to lose weight years ago. And Stone said, you're with me, boy. And so I got in there, and Stone said, we're gonna box three minutes, and you're gonna jump rope three minutes. And I was like, okay, easy. Nope, couldn't do it. And I was just sitting there. He said, put the rope down. And I was like, I can't jump rope. And so then, you know, life happened. Got fat again. And I was like, I'm going for it this time. And I just started doing.

[Godwin]

Work hard. Cause you looking pretty good.

[Si Robertson]

But I started doing what Stone had told me, and then I realized, like, the hardest thing to do is just jump rope. So now I just do it all the time.

[Jase Robertson]

It's not easy.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it's not. It's not easy.

[Godwin]

I need to get me one.

[Phil Robertson]

Especially when you put a timer on it.

[Si Robertson]

You put a time.

[Phil Robertson]

Anybody thinks they can jump rope till.

[Godwin]

You put a timer there, a certain one you get. I need to get one.

[Jase Robertson]

I would suggest jump roping. Without a rope first.

[Godwin]

Without a rope.

[Jase Robertson]

Just pretend like you jump rope and just hop.

[Si Robertson]

That's what I used to do.

[Godwin]

I'd never miss.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, you could go as long as you want to go.

[Si Robertson]

I had the 1 pounder out of my shoulders hurt.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, they put weights on things now.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, they get heavy.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, really?

[Si Robertson]

I got a 5lb jump rope. Look like a water tube. You can't really use it. If it hits you, you're. You're going down.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

You trip on that thing.

[Si Robertson]

I bought that thing. I was like, I'm going to do this. That was dumb. I ain't there.

[Phil Robertson]

Five pound jump rope. That's interesting.

[Si Robertson]

It's a weird world.

[Godwin]

Listen to music. Hot.

[Si Robertson]

Yep.

[Godwin]

I'm going to do it.

[Jase Robertson]

I got to admit, I did something I said I'd never do.

[Godwin]

What's that?

[Jase Robertson]

I got on the social media.

[Godwin]

Did you?

[Si Robertson]

We've told everyone.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, we may or may not discussed it.

[Jase Robertson]

We got really.

[Phil Robertson]

We got you some followers, Stone.

[Jase Robertson]

I got on Facebook on the Space Book and Instagram faces.

[Si Robertson]

I got on Facebook and said, you have a friend suggestion, J. Stone? I said, one of them stinking overseas people's done copying my friend Stone trying to trick people. I said, no, that's him.

[Godwin]

I'm all out to look.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm on record saying I wouldn't do it, but. But you know what the cool thing about it is? I've reconnected with friends from my past.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I didn't. Almost forgot about.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

So there's some. There's some good things.

[Godwin]

But there's some good things there.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Every tool.

[Si Robertson]

Well, you're going to be a good follow because I'm very interested in everything you've posted. So.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I asked my boy Jared. I said what I need to put on there. He said, whatever you do.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. Social media ain't hard.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, whatever you do.

[Si Robertson]

He's pretty much it.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, you're out there, you know, at the land, feeding the deer. You know, you got the behind the scenes, you see, building duck calls other people don't see.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, as an IE B roll, that's.

[Godwin]

About what it is.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Well, and in typical fashion, like yesterday, production Crew is about 30 minutes behind. Right. I mean, some things never change about TV. So it gave me 30 minutes. I just scrolled through my pictures on my phone. I was just like, man, let me look back through this stuff. And I got to that one I posted last night of Rodeo Clown. Sigh. And it took me right back to that day, gobbling on that Mechanical bull and, like, the hole. And that stupid steer dragging me across that rodeo arena like. Like I wasn't even there. Yeah. Don't let them steer rest. Oh, yeah, them suckers are strong at. Throw them things around, buddy.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Because I was still kind of strong back in, but, you know, he drugged me around like, it wasn't.

[Godwin]

I'll stop this thing.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah. I said I put my feet in the dirt. He gonna stop now. All I did was look like I had skis.

[Godwin]

Made him go harder.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, I put them brakes out. But you forget about that kind of stuff because, like, that. That Day of the Rodeo film, it feels like it was a lifetime ago. Like, I mean, I don't even know how long it's been. I didn't look at the date on the picture.

[Jase Robertson]

These 10 years.

[Phil Robertson]

You would. Yeah. I mean, it's got to be 10, but it's probably longer than that. But. Yeah. I mean, I was only one tooth ban on. It was one tooth ago for size that.

[Si Robertson]

But you can. Because I've been. We've been watching Duck Dynasty, and every time I'm like, why look so different?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

It's the glasses and the teeth.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And Beth's been running our duck Call room Instagram way more.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Doing Blast from the Past. And the Battle Vision era keeps coming up.

[Phil Robertson]

The Battle Vision. And then you. You. I mean, no offense, you. You had kind of a chunky face there for a little while, too. You had that owl disease going on.

[Si Robertson]

I hit it behind this beard where.

[Phil Robertson]

All your weight was in your face, but you don't know it until she post those. And then you look at them side by side.

[Si Robertson]

I look way different.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, it. It. It is a. It's a much different look. A cleaner look. Mind you, I'm trying.

[Si Robertson]

I. I've been to a barber twice and since Thanksgiving.

[Phil Robertson]

Man, that's awesome. That's.

[Si Robertson]

That's double what I've been since I was 16. Yeah, I've doubled it. But, hey, here's some stuff you don't know. If you follow Duckman Stone, you get to actually see. Is that Bone Breaker?

[Phil Robertson]

That's him.

[Jase Robertson]

That's Bone Breaker putting a butt whooping on me.

[Si Robertson]

Bone Breaker picked up Stone and threw it.

[Jase Robertson]

Now watch. Watch my head bounce off the floor. Floor.

[Phil Robertson]

Right on that.

[Jase Robertson]

I thought. I thought for a split second. Do I put my. Put my elbow out.

[Godwin]

He just went. You just went straight to tapping. I would have, too.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, look what he did to my arm.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I'd have been tapping right there.

[Godwin]

He's reaching for it.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I would not have made it into the room.

[Godwin]

Yeah. You knew what was fixing to happen.

[Jase Robertson]

Bone Breaker has become one of our duck hunting creatures.

[Godwin]

He's gone.

[Jase Robertson]

He's a good duck hunter. Good for heavy lifting.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Strong back.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Me and Bone breakers. One that drug size deer.

[Jase Robertson]

That's right, Martin and Bone Breaker power cleaned toothpick a 250 pound deer. Like it. Like it weighed 100 pounds.

[Si Robertson]

I like bone Breaker. Martin.

[Phil Robertson]

Y'all, bud, I'm on a new plan. Are you?

[Si Robertson]

I did one pull up last year. This year it's all new. We're going to see one ab.

[Phil Robertson]

Ab.

[Si Robertson]

I think they come in pairs. I'm not really sure. I've never seen them before. But this year, optimizing nutrition, we're getting an AB at minimum. Hey, that's, that's where Factors coming in.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

I had a great pork chop the other night and they're healthy meals. They're good meals. I've lost £50. You can't argue with me, people. This is one of the ways I did it. And you get all the nutrition information right there. So if you're one of the people trying to count your macros, it's super easy to do.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

I like your other friend. Short to court.

[Jase Robertson]

Too old.

[Si Robertson]

I know Short to court.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, the court. He's a beast.

[Si Robertson]

Is he?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I can't say where he hangs out at the honey hole because he's got a very specific way about him and he's. He's kind of in the fishing world. And I want to give his secrets away, but I wouldn't want to get into a fight with him.

[Jase Robertson]

Ooh.

[Si Robertson]

I like him a lot, dude.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, the cord. He's.

[Phil Robertson]

Now I'm wondering what you told me.

[Si Robertson]

You know, short the court.

[Phil Robertson]

No, but I'm trying to figure out why you wouldn't tell somebody about it.

[Si Robertson]

He makes a lot of videos on Bussy and he. Oh, he crushes.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Although he's got one of the greatest videos of all time from Bussy. Have you ever seen this? This is Stone's friend. Have you never seen this?

[Godwin]

He probably has to use braided lines.

[Si Robertson]

It's his fish.

[Phil Robertson]

He got that calf tat.

[Si Robertson]

Goes to take it off.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, Yep. Oh, no.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, he gets tapped right in a place you don't want to get tapped by the tail of fish. You know what shakes off and bounces into the water.

[Phil Robertson]

You know what? I had one last summer do that to me. And Jared ran that same kind of cliff of me getting. Getting. Getting slapped in a scrotum by a fish. That crab hurts.

[Si Robertson]

I wouldn't want it to happen.

[Godwin]

You don't have that problem with him.

[Phil Robertson]

White birds, no, they can't get you. But them bass, I. About a three pounder. Did that just pop?

[Godwin]

I said, oh, hold them up a little higher.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, you can't hold nothing when your hands is wet. It was raining. I was throwing a spinner bait. I was just trying to grab a hold of anything I could like. Yeah. But he got me. That was. And I let him lay on that floor for a little bit. Let him think about what he just done.

[Godwin]

Bait you up like nobody's business.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't catch him.

[Godwin]

And big catfish.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. No.

[Godwin]

Go to pick them up for a picture now. Slap you in the face with your tail.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Make your whole save face slimy.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that's why they get the size knocked off of them too.

[Si Robertson]

Big Dave caught. That's all he caught the other day was a catfish on a jig pose. A eight pound catfish.

[Phil Robertson]

Where'd he gone? Like lower?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's Big day.

[Godwin]

I went to the Northern.

[Si Robertson]

Big Dave's been on a streak, though. You know his fishing days? His fishing day is Wednesday.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And if you look at the weather of the last, like, 15 Wednesdays, it's just no good.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, kind of feel bad.

[Godwin]

Rain yesterday, which is kind of wondering why I'm going today.

[Si Robertson]

Did you catch them?

[Jase Robertson]

Of course it did.

[Si Robertson]

Help Stone.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, man. Stone had it in his face, too. I guess we all did.

[Si Robertson]

We all used to be heavy.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Because, I mean, look at that picture. Johnny D, Somebody sent that to me yesterday.

[Phil Robertson]

Look at Stone back there.

[Jase Robertson]

And he said, who is that guy in the back?

[Si Robertson]

That's when me and Stone were hanging out at Iron Cactus every weekend.

[Jase Robertson]

Boy, there were some good times.

[Phil Robertson]

That's what somebody post.

[Si Robertson]

It was a picture. Me, Godwin and you went to the fights over in Shreveport?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, Brandon Martin was fighting. Yeah, Yeah, I wrestled with Brandon yesterday. He. It was terrible.

[Godwin]

He hurt you?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, did he hurt me.

[Si Robertson]

But I saw that picture. That was like 12 years ago. We did that, and we all looked quite a bit different.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, my goodness. So that just goes to show you there's hope. If you think there's no hope.

[Godwin]

Hey, well, look at me. I'm 62 and I did it.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

How much weight did you lose?

[Godwin]

Two bags of cone.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a Honda.

[Si Robertson]

I lost a bag of corn.

[Jase Robertson]

70.

[Si Robertson]

70?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. I'm still down a full bag plus a little.

[Si Robertson]

So we lost me. We lost £250 together.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

All between us. Yeah. Ain't no telling what I'd do if I tried.

[Jase Robertson]

When's the last time you picked up two bags of corn?

[Godwin]

Picked up one bag, but not two.

[Phil Robertson]

About two weeks ago for me.

[Jase Robertson]

That's real heavy.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that's my favorite thing to do. I put on the weighted vest and there's a guy I know who's. I call it my. His name vest because I'm trying to motivate him a little. And I'm like, this makes me weigh as much as you, and it. I. You don't want to do that.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, it's tough. That's a tough.

[Godwin]

Oh, two bags of corn. That'll make you go, Doctor, get an MRI.

[Phil Robertson]

But I get to do a bunch of 30 pound curls every day.

[Godwin]

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine.

[Phil Robertson]

Why not?

[Godwin]

Cats can.

[Phil Robertson]

Ah, there you go. Yeah, he been fishing. You know why? Talking to himself like you go with.

[Si Robertson]

Somebody that ages you.

[Phil Robertson]

How is goblin guys.com? you staying busy?

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

I've had many people email Talking about wanting to do it.

[Godwin]

And I send a deposit. I'll write you down on the book.

[Si Robertson]

On the books, baby.

[Phil Robertson]

What kind of books you got? You got just a planner. You write it down or you put.

[Godwin]

It on your computer. I do. I got a ledger. I'm keeping up with how much money I'm spending.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's good. You see.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, there's a whole calendar on his website.

[Phil Robertson]

Ms. Paula, making sure you turn in a profit.

[Godwin]

Yeah, she said we got to see if this is.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, look at this. Sucker's February on his website. He booked.

[Phil Robertson]

Son, look at there.

[Godwin]

Well, look at March.

[Phil Robertson]

Look, March get worse.

[Si Robertson]

My man just bragging now.

[Phil Robertson]

God, when I get a do I get a family discount? You got friends and family pricing.

[Godwin]

I got seven days. I ain't fishing.

[Si Robertson]

April look more the same.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, you think you could throw one of us in there as an add on and charge them more Gob and Martin. There you go. Fish with Goblin and Stone. Hey, or if you want to come.

[Si Robertson]

Shop with me, I ain't even add on.

[Godwin]

Well, you gotta go. Meet me at the honeyhole. I'll pick you up from there.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, we'll have a fish fry at Johnny D's new location. You know, for a small minimal.

[Si Robertson]

We're gonna work on it. It's a done deal.

[Godwin]

Really? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I got a place on Candy and Big day. Big Dave's kind of in charge.

[Godwin]

Got a cleaning station we gonna put. We gonna make one in there.

[Si Robertson]

We gonna put you. I got. There's lots of work to be done. I just hired one of the guard commanders.

[Phil Robertson]

Did you?

[Si Robertson]

Yep. He asked me two years ago. He's like, when I turn 15, can I get a job there? And I was like, probably not, kid.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And then on Saturday, I was like, I need somebody to just stand in.

[Phil Robertson]

This room and dip shiners.

[Si Robertson]

And I called him. I said, oh, no, here's the. I tested him. I didn't realize I tested him till after that. I text him at 9:30 while he was at school, knowing he doesn't not supposed to have his phone. So I said, well, if he texts me back, I'm gonna know he's being a little shady kid, not following the rules. He texts me back at 3:15.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

He's a rule follower. I can deal with that.

[Jase Robertson]

That's right.

[Godwin]

How many manners did you say good? 232.

[Jase Robertson]

Y'all had the greatest men assign ever.

[Si Robertson]

Catch fish or die trying.

[Jase Robertson]

That's it. Whoever came up with that's genius.

[Godwin]

25 model miners in now.

[Si Robertson]

We got 20, 25 model crickets on the sign right now. They're new for this year, all organic. It really confuses people. Like, what does that mean?

[Phil Robertson]

I'm like, you ought to put organic crickets on there.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

There's some free range ones.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Vegan.

[Si Robertson]

You got to catch them yourself.

[Phil Robertson]

You know something I don't know, they escape. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

But now I got cj.

[Godwin]

They make a lot of racket.

[Phil Robertson]

The gar Commander. Well, that's good. At the end of the week, he just pays you. Right. Because he buys so much stuff. You ain't all, you ain't out. You can get it. Just you do what Willie did. Except he had to do it via poker. You just do it via work.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

So there you go.

[Si Robertson]

It's a beautiful cycle.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go. Well, we go. We're going to step away for a minute. We'll get Cade in here. Oh, yeah. To see what he's up to. Let Godwin have just a little small break. Then we'll. We'll run Goblin back to do some voicemails and some emails. So y'all stay with us. We'll be right back.

[Si Robertson]

Every time I see you like that, I'm like, what a full head hair.

[Phil Robertson]

My hair was above my shoulders like.

[Si Robertson]

Less than a year ago and now.

[Jase Robertson]

It'S past my shoulder blades.

[Phil Robertson]

Look at it.

[Si Robertson]

And I've told you what you've done. Huh?

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

No, I know you've done Nutrafol. You inspired my sister who's now on neutrophil. Fellow twin mom. Really? She getting full headed hair compliments all the time. You're changing lives by telling people about neutral. I love that for her.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

She look good, y'all.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

Just daily healthy woman with a healthy head of hair.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I can't live without it.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Cade]

I'm glad to be here.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, good. We're glad you are here. So Cade, you know how in the world you end up here? I want to know your version of how you ended up here. This could be fun.

[Cade]

Well, I mean, it really ain't that interesting. I just, I, I went to he is Godwin. I just, I went out there to Camp Choka for four years for the Sportsman's Camp. And while I was out there, I got to be pretty good buddies with old Jordan Summit and I got to shoot and breeze with him one night about my future and working and all that and coming here to work got brought up in a conversation and then, well, rest is history. I'm here now.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go now. So we do the Sportsman's Camp every year. I'm sure y'all have heard us talk about it by now, but out at Camp Chioka we do a thing called Sportsman's Camp. I had no idea it was going to end up being one of our recruiting tools.

[Si Robertson]

Where are you from?

[Cade]

I'm from Lake City, Florida.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

North Florida.

[Cade]

North Florida is where I'm from.

[Phil Robertson]

North Florida, South Georgia. North Florida, that's all pine trees. And yeah, he's from the part of Florida that don't look like you in Florida when you're in Florida.

[Cade]

Nicer. Not at all.

[Jase Robertson]

That's where the mullet was originated.

[Phil Robertson]

Gotta be.

[Si Robertson]

He kind of got one.

[Phil Robertson]

He got a good and a skunk a. You ever seen a black panther?

[Cade]

Not a black one though. I have seen a regular Florida panther before though.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Cade]

We got plenty of them around there.

[Phil Robertson]

So there you go. So you ain't as crazy as you look.

[Cade]

That's a good thing not to be.

[Si Robertson]

I'll just said he looks like me.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't see it.

[Cade]

I don't.

[Jase Robertson]

I see a young sigh is what I see.

[Phil Robertson]

I, I.

[Si Robertson]

Well he's out there shooting a breeze though. Jordan Summit. He talks like he's about 100.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, well when I walked in on first days working, I walk in there and he's watching gun smoke. Building that calls watching gun smoke. And I thought, boy, that's a reincarnation of Cy Robertson right there.

[Phil Robertson]

Except he was working.

[Jase Robertson]

Except he was working hard.

[Si Robertson]

How many naps do you take a day?

[Cade]

Zero.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, well, so he's like a hybrid.

[Jase Robertson]

He's a hybrid.

[Phil Robertson]

He's a. But he got side tendencies.

[Jase Robertson]

You get a 19 year old watching westerns, that's a good thing.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh it ain't a bad thing, that's for sure. No, I didn't even know that part about him. I say you watch a lot of westerns.

[Cade]

Oh yeah, well I grew up, you know, going to my grandparents house and watching all that. So that's kind of where I see. I fell in love with Boycott and.

[Jase Robertson]

We vetted him at the sportsman's camp. That was, that's a good call. Turned out pretty good.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, he was making his own stuff, right? Like yeah.

[Cade]

So I started making my own turkey called my mouth yelpers. I started making those with the help.

[Si Robertson]

Of it's all my own mouth yelpers. You fit in here now. It's just fun. I don't fit in and you do is my favorite part of this whole thing.

[Jase Robertson]

In case you ain't figured out you sitting next to a mouth yupper.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's true.

[Si Robertson]

Well yeah, but it's always like when somebody just super redneck shows up and I'm like, yeah, it's me and Jeff over here on the side. Still don't fit in.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, this ain't quite one toe in, one toe out, right Cade, Both feeding.

[Si Robertson]

Sorry. You were making your own mouth, yo.

[Cade]

Yeah, I was making my own calls that way. Actually Jordan helped me get into that as well. He set Me up with a fellow out of Ohio who builds all the machinery it takes to do all that. So I started getting my own stuff and my own parts and making them. And it's always been kind of a dream for me to make my own turkey call and kill a gobbler with it. I finally did that when I started doing it. That's a check marked off the list.

[Si Robertson]

There's a lot of turkeys where you're from, huh?

[Cade]

Oh, yeah, a bunch of them.

[Si Robertson]

That's the thing.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. We ain't got nothing around here.

[Si Robertson]

Is there ducks where you're at?

[Cade]

Yeah, there's some ducks around there. I've hunted ducks around there. We got a lot of divers. Mostly that's usually what we kill. Your jacks and your redheads and MacAndrews and all that.

[Phil Robertson]

Them boys in North Florida hungry?

[Cade]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

If they go and duck hunting after that. Them boys hungry?

[Cade]

Yeah. No, I agree with you on that. I always mess mostly with the wood ducks instead of all them. I let them boys have at it with them a lot of times.

[Phil Robertson]

But wasn't he making fishing baits, too? Didn't you send me, like, some spinner baits, or was it one of your buddies?

[Cade]

So I sent you some Boogerman buzz baits.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, there you go.

[Cade]

Yeah, I sent you some of those. There's a group of guys back home close to me, and I've always loved their products.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, so you're not Booger Man?

[Cade]

No, I'm not.

[Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Phil Robertson]

I thought that was a clever name. I think you were.

[Cade]

Well, I. Well, I just. I've always. They're local guys. I've just been using their stuff for a while.

[Si Robertson]

Everybody in Lake City's making their own. I feel like we have an opportunity to go open a store there.

[Cade]

They're not in Lake City there. I think they're in Brantford or somewhere over there. I ain't real sure, but I. They're local. Anyways, I know a couple of guys who. Who fish for them, I guess have them as a sponsor or whatever.

[Phil Robertson]

So I got you. There you go. See? I'm telling you, man, this guy, he got a lot. There's a lot of layers to that onion.

[Si Robertson]

There's a lot of people real fast.

[Phil Robertson]

He does and. Yeah, makes friends with everybody so he fits in. That's what I'm saying.

[Si Robertson]

So far, I've liked everybody. You said I've never met Boogerman Bates, but I like them. Yeah, I like Jordan.

[Phil Robertson]

And the one guy that he's already checked off One thing off the list of Duck Commander experiences. He. He got stuck behind our other warehouse. Buried.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

So he. He checked. He checked side boxes. Now he's checking Godwin boxes.

[Si Robertson]

How'd you do that?

[Cade]

Well, they was over filming one day and I had. I had just come back from over here. I had to give. I forget what I was doing. I had to bring some paperwork over here.

[Phil Robertson]

He had to know him.

[Cade]

Yeah. So I was doing that, and then I was coming back and all them people right here, all them cars right there in that parking lot. And I was like. Well, I said, it's gonna be a bind for me to try and back out of here when I get to leave later. So I thought, well, I said, I'm gonna drive in that green spot and see if I can flip around. And I got about out there. Yeah. And heck, I knew I was finished before I could even put it 4 low. It was already done for. So I was just. I was stuck out there.

[Phil Robertson]

He found Goblins ruts. That's.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah, same ruts. At least you didn't have boat behind that rig.

[Cade]

No. Well, I'd have been worse.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Somewhere there's a selfie of me and Goblin. I'm on the high ground, and Goblins out there walking around barefooted in the mud.

[Si Robertson]

Wait, how old are you, though?

[Cade]

19.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, it says a lot about a 19 year old to know he was finished before even trying to put it in. Four love.

[Jase Robertson]

That's right.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Most 19 year olds just spin it. Spin it.

[Si Robertson]

I would have been buried up to my eyeballs before I called somebody.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, he had mud on the roof of that thing.

[Cade]

Oh, I did.

[Phil Robertson]

I ain't saying he didn't try it.

[Cade]

That old white Ford. That old white four was your wood. Took a lick after that one.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Cade]

I had to take it across town and get it pressure wash after that.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. All the way across town. I don't know nothing about Lake City compared to Lake City. Is West Monroe a big town?

[Cade]

It is. Yes, sir. Lake City is maybe not even half the size of it is here.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, y'all got Chick fil a.

[Cade]

We do have Chick fil a. Oh.

[Phil Robertson]

So y'all growing then?

[Cade]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Chick fil a don't go where there ain't no people.

[Cade]

We do have Chick fil A and.

[Phil Robertson]

That'S a good thing. Do you have 17 chicken restaurants within eyesight of each other like we do?

[Cade]

Well, yeah, I'd say so. I mean, you got Chick fil A and there's Popeyes and There's KFC right here. Kfc?

[Si Robertson]

I'm looking at it.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, you're looking at it.

[Cade]

He's on the mat right here looking at it.

[Si Robertson]

You know how much I love a good map.

[Jase Robertson]

What about Bojangle?

[Phil Robertson]

They got jank.

[Cade]

We did have Bojangle, but it closed. It was there for like a month and it closed down.

[Si Robertson]

So wins again.

[Phil Robertson]

That's unfortunate. No, Bojangles don't get enough credit. Man, that is good.

[Si Robertson]

They didn't even outlast the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[Phil Robertson]

Now their sides suck.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, them figures are good, but.

[Phil Robertson]

But the chicken's good.

[Si Robertson]

What's Alligator Lake all about?

[Cade]

So that, that's where most of the hunting takes place around there. As far as shooting in the middle of town. It is in the middle of town. Oh yeah. So the high school is like right there beside it too.

[Phil Robertson]

That's.

[Si Robertson]

That's a prison.

[Cade]

No, that's. That's not it. It's over here.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, I'll find it. Oh, there we go.

[Cade]

There's. There's CHS right here.

[Si Robertson]

Tiger Stadium, boys.

[Cade]

So yes, on the bank of Alabama. It was many a times where them boys, but they're hunting behind the school, went shooting off. And people were getting scared at school from some of that sometimes.

[Phil Robertson]

So gunshots at y'all school meant something different?

[Cade]

Yeah, it was. It was him hunting at the lake.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

When I tell y'all there's a big old thing called Alligator Lake Square in the middle of this town.

[Phil Robertson]

I want to look at it. There's a town pyao Alligator Lake Park.

[Si Robertson]

And there's the high school.

[Phil Robertson]

So is that why it's called Lake City?

[Si Robertson]

There lakes everywhere.

[Cade]

Yes, sir. Well, the story I was always told is that the town originally was called Alligator. It was named after a Seminole chief in the area. And they built, they built the town around where the old Seminole tribe village was. And there was a mayor, like one of the first mayors of Lake City. His wife was, I think she said something like, I'm not going to hang my, my pearls up in a town called Alligator or something like that. So they changed it to Lake City.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

That's everybody. Even if you're just a guy who can wear Nike some days.

[Phil Robertson]

But hey, you want to go boot scooting Boogie every once a while, I.

[Si Robertson]

Got to get down to a Chris Stapleton song and dance around.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

You wear them all the time?

[Phil Robertson]

Yep. Guarantee anytime. He ain't coming to podcast. He does anytime he goes to town outside what people don't know. So I look good. When he go around town, he wear them skinny britches and them boots. Now wear them anywhere. Wear them all the time because they are that comfortable right now. Get 10% off at tacova.com duck when you sign up for email and text, that's 10% off at t e c o v a s.com to covis.com duck c site for details to Covis Point your toes west. What's the best thing you've ate since you've been here?

[Cade]

Oh, Jay's cooking. Whoa.

[Si Robertson]

I was like, man, he's right there. But I didn't want to give you the answer.

[Phil Robertson]

I was trying to tee it up because I know you've been over Stone's house couple of times.

[Cade]

I'd say Jay's cooking him. That's. He's. I see why y'all keep him around now.

[Phil Robertson]

Only problem is he quit eating it.

[Cade]

Yeah, I know.

[Phil Robertson]

I mean, look at it.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I'm high protein these days.

[Si Robertson]

He build up muscles, Martin.

[Phil Robertson]

He is high protein. That's why he ate that oatmeal cream pie.

[Jase Robertson]

I couldn't pass it up. I walked in there, he got a whole tub of oatmeal so good. Oatmeal. Homemade.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oatmeal cream pies.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. There's a whole tub at the Honey Hole, too. I ate one.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I. I ate one, too.

[Si Robertson]

And I. At the end, I didn't even finish it.

[Jase Robertson]

That might be the best cookie I ever ate.

[Si Robertson]

It's.

[Phil Robertson]

It's top five.

[Si Robertson]

It's top. I can't think of one.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, Lee, they look good.

[Phil Robertson]

What's her name? She was here yesterday. She's done this for us before.

[Si Robertson]

Sarah.

[Phil Robertson]

Sarah?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Sarah from Arkansas.

[Jase Robertson]

There's plenty of sugar in that thing, I'll tell you that.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

She brought a whole troop of young Cades up here yesterday for that birthday party. Those are dim sum.

[Si Robertson]

His birthday party, legitimately, like, a year ago, was to go to Duck Commander Drive from Arkansas with, like, 10 of them. Go to Duck Commander and then go to the Honey Hole. That's as. That's as redneck as cake.

[Cade]

Redneck. It gets right there.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You know what? That cookie had me shaking like a dog passing a peach seed. I do that, but it was good.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. And had one of those in a minute.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Phil Robertson]

He said, I think I will. I said, I'm just warning you, Stone. It's a sugar bomb.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. It's good, though.

[Phil Robertson]

It's so good. It's healthy, though, because it's oatmeal.

[Si Robertson]

Well, and it's healthy because if you eat healthy all the time, then have one of those. I'm cleansed.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

There ain't nothing left in it.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. It don't hang out with you?

[Si Robertson]

No, I. I literally got air this morning when I sat on the toilet. I ain't had sugar or oatmeal or nothing like that in so long.

[Jase Robertson]

I was like, whoa, wait till you get on that med muso every night.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, Lord.

[Si Robertson]

He said, oh, Lord.

[Cade]

Every. Every morning about. I'd say about 10 o'clock. He was like, all right, I got to go talk to a fellow about a dog. Yep, he'll go off.

[Phil Robertson]

Talk to a man about a day.

[Si Robertson]

One day you'll realize the importance of being regular, my friend.

[Phil Robertson]

One day you'll start keeping track of that.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I guarantee you.

[Phil Robertson]

Like, well, when was the last time I did that? Especially if you have kids. That's one thing. Weird. Like, you don't realize when you first have them, you have to start counting, like, bowel movements and stuff. It's wild, man. Keep up with it. Sometimes they get constipated. You don't even realize it, and they Just mad for. Because they belly hurts, you know, Then you got to stick that thing up there and. But you got a while.

[Cade]

Yeah, I got a while ago.

[Phil Robertson]

What are you. What are you, 20 yet? No, 19.

[Jase Robertson]

19.

[Cade]

Just turned 19.

[Si Robertson]

So, just finding the young ladies here in West Monroe so far?

[Cade]

Not really, no.

[Phil Robertson]

How's the. How's the music scene, Johnny D? Don't know this.

[Cade]

I haven't looked into much of that.

[Si Robertson]

Yes, I do.

[Phil Robertson]

You do know. Oh, I've told you about Cade and the Palmetto Kickers.

[Si Robertson]

No, you haven't. His dad did.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, there we go.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, your dad called.

[Cade]

Really?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he knows. He knows my number. He said, hey, Cade's my son. If you ever get him on that podcast, you need to ask him about his musical accompaniment. So, Cade, you music man?

[Cade]

Yes, sir. Yeah, I am. I. So one of my other bad habits is playing music. I tell you, I picked. I picked the worst hobbies you could have. I picked hunting and fishing and music, because those are the most expensive ones.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, they don't pay very well.

[Cade]

They don't. So. So I. I started playing guitar, and I was young, and I got into playing mostly bluegrass music and stuff like that, and then I moved into rock and roll. I found out who Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughan was, and I was like, well, I'm gonna play that now and then.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, so you're legit, legit?

[Cade]

I wouldn't say that. I mean, I. I can.

[Si Robertson]

That's what somebody who's legit legit would say.

[Cade]

Yeah, but I.

[Phil Robertson]

That's what humility looks like. Lost these days.

[Cade]

Yeah, but. So, anyway, so I. About a year ago, I wanted to start a band around there, and I had some. Already made some good contacts from playing around there, and I put together a real good band, and they're still playing without me at the moment, which I'll be probably going home at some point to go play some more with them, but.

[Si Robertson]

What's the name of the band?

[Cade]

It's Cade and the Palmetto Kickers.

[Phil Robertson]

So what do they do without Cade?

[Cade]

Yeah, they're just the Palmetto Kickers. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Kate. And that's a good name.

[Cade]

Yes, sir. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

What is a Palmetto Kicker?

[Cade]

I always thought it was, like, kind of a slang for a cowboy. Like, for a cowboy or anybody who. Like a woodsman, you know, because you in the woods kicking palmettis, you know?

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

That's you singing?

[Cade]

Yes, that's me.

[Si Robertson]

We got to introduce you to Sigh. Y'all can do the super bowl halftime show together. You're Way better than Psych. Ah, that's awesome.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Si Robertson]

I think you're going to be the most interesting person I've met today.

[Phil Robertson]

Now y'all see why I said that's a win? Yeah, I said we need to get Cade on there, man. Like, he's. I've talked to him just enough when I was in there this winter. Building duck calls when we run a low on stuff to realize timeout. There's a lot more layers.

[Si Robertson]

It gets better with time.

[Phil Robertson]

What.

[Si Robertson]

What's the average age of your band? I thought this was going to be a bunch of night.

[Cade]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Si Robertson]

One guy looks like. Sigh. One guy looks like me.

[Cade]

I'm the youngest one in that outfit.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, at 19, you need to be.

[Si Robertson]

Look at. I mean.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, wow.

[Si Robertson]

We're all over the board. Cade fits in in every crowd.

[Cade]

The beer. That's my dad there. He played in the band.

[Si Robertson]

I've talked to him.

[Cade]

Yeah, and that Shane Copeland air in the back. He's a state trooper from Georgia. He lives in Valdosta and he plays banjo.

[Phil Robertson]

Wait, that's your daddy with a beard?

[Cade]

Yes, sir.

[Phil Robertson]

That man spent a lot of time on that beer.

[Cade]

He has.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he's.

[Si Robertson]

He's trying harder than most of us.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, there ain't a hair out of place on that thing. Unbelievable.

[Si Robertson]

Who's this? Who's this guy?

[Cade]

That's Sky Shadows right there. He's from up around Albany, Georgia. A heck of a guitar player.

[Phil Robertson]

Is he?

[Cade]

Yes, sir. Yeah, no, he's. He's real.

[Phil Robertson]

What is he, about five, two?

[Cade]

No, he's about five, six, maybe.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh. Oh, I thought you were gonna say six foot. Oh, no, he's way well five six. You know that's Goblin with his shoes on when he wears them. 5 6. Well, Hunter, you and Kay gonna have to get together, man. Y'all, the two young single guys in.

[Si Robertson]

Town just go peruse in the honky tonks.

[Phil Robertson]

He can teach you how to play guitar. You can teach him how to play how to play guitar. He can teach you how to play. Or you can teach him how to play World of Warcraft.

[Si Robertson]

That was.

[Phil Robertson]

You know, I don't even play that. Or Magic. What do you play? Not those. I play some board games, but not like that. Oh, gee. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

We just went double barrel on Hunter.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm just asking. I don't know. I mean, we've never talked about it. I'm just guessing. Like, I'm using context clues here. Sorry. There is a pretty big music scene in Monroe West Monroe, though, a lot of ours are pretty, like, band friendly.

[Cade]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I like all that.

[Phil Robertson]

So, Hunter, what instruments you play? The air guitar, sometimes the air drums. Okay, well, I'm just saying, like, if it becomes cade and the microphone kicker, I play the camera. Oh, okay. You can video. I could.

[Cade]

Oh, there we go. I need one of them.

[Jase Robertson]

Look at there, Johnny D. What's that thing that Jack Black plays at?

[Si Robertson]

That little kid toy?

[Cade]

Yeah, the kid saxophone.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, man, I love it. Oh, golly. Well, Kade, look, we'll have you back in here. Thank you for coming and visiting with us a little bit.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I like him.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, we going.

[Si Robertson]

My Yelp review of this higher is five stars, I think.

[Cade]

Appreciate that.

[Phil Robertson]

Goblin had to go have a talk with a man about a dog, too, but I think he's pretty well finished up with that. So we'll get Goblin back in here for emails and voicemails and all the things, but, yeah, y'all let us know if you want to see Kate back. He's. There's.

[Si Robertson]

I'm telling you, there's something about him.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, he fits, man. He just fits.

[Si Robertson]

You can always tell.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You can have a subscription to anything these days.

[Phil Robertson]

Ain't no doubt about that.

[Si Robertson]

I have a subscription to Jump ropes.

[Phil Robertson]

For real?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, for real. But I want to keep it. But every month, I'm reminded whenever I pay for it by Rocket Money, and they're like, are you sure you want jump ropes? And I'm like, actually, yes, I do. And I go outside and I jump rope every month. Health goals are good, but financial goals are probably even more important. And that's where Rocket Money can help you.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go. Look, and we've all been guilty of it, right? You sign up for something because you need to watch this or do this or to save that little bit off, and then you forget about it, and next thing you know, next month, there it is.

[Si Robertson]

That. And. And I like it, because if you don't want to get rid of it, you go and be sure to use it because you're like, I'm paying for this.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

It's great app.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

That was a delight.

[Phil Robertson]

There was. There was Cade. So I hope y'all. Hope y'all enjoyed. K. We got God one back in here. We're gonna jump in the voicemail box. I suppose 318-215-6559 is the number, or we can still be reached the old fashioned way.

[Si Robertson]

Hello@duck call room.com.

[Phil Robertson]

Who wants to go first, Hunter or Johnny D. Hunter. Hit it.

[Si Robertson]

I got to read some. You need your headphones to hear it?

[Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

[Si Robertson]

That's part of the show.

[Godwin]

Part of the show. All right, then. I'm ready. You know how to make sense.

[Jase Robertson]

This message is for God when.

[Phil Robertson]

And you're. You're cold down in South Louisiana. Did you guys hear that? The person who invented Windchill Factor actually passed away last week. He was only 64, but he felt like 90.

[Godwin]

I feel the same way. Pretty good.

[Si Robertson]

Decide if that was amazing delivery or terrible.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that was that guy's name.

[Jase Robertson]

That was pretty funny.

[Phil Robertson]

I was getting ready to solve a criminal minds case there for a little bit, though, man. It was kind of scary. I didn't know. Well, they've made documentaries about these kind of phone calls.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Like, man, I've been watching too much Netflix here lately.

[Jase Robertson]

That was very. The joke itself was very Godwin esque.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

It took time to get there, but. Yeah, but it was worth the journey.

[Phil Robertson]

I Mean. Yeah. My man said hello.

[Godwin]

I finally figured out how to make seven, even eight. Take away the ass.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go. And you just left with even.

[Si Robertson]

He has been fishing a lot.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. I'm telling you, he gonna look up. He gonna be the next Gerald Swindle Lord have meading a safe word. Ah. Hi, Hunter. What else you got?

[Cade]

Hey, Uncle Sigh gang. Trevin and I'm from Trevin.

[Si Robertson]

They say Trevor Travis or Trevin.

[Phil Robertson]

The Google thing says Trevin. Yeah, that's what I had. So I'm blame that if it's wrong. Trevin's from. I don't even know. Texas. I have no idea.

[Godwin]

Oh we got a guess where.

[Phil Robertson]

You know when we do. We don't have to but we started.

[Si Robertson]

This game thinking it'd be fun. And then we got, you know. You know it's not fun like playing LeBron James and basketball and just losing every day. This game's tough.

[Phil Robertson]

Go ahead, Hunter.

[Si Robertson]

Georgia, south side.

[Cade]

Virginia.

[Phil Robertson]

Virginia.

[Cade]

Godwin. Back when you had your CB radio set up, what kind of radio and antenna were you running and who did.

[Phil Robertson]

You like to talk to?

[Cade]

Did you shoot Skip?

[Phil Robertson]

Did you irritate truck drivers? What did you do with it?

[Cade]

All right. Thank you all for the entertainment.

[Phil Robertson]

You've kept me awake many hours on the road. Thank you so much.

[Cade]

Catch you on a flip. Bye.

[Si Robertson]

Do not fall asleep.

[Godwin]

It was Cobra 29 and a whip antenna. And I talked to Ms. Parlor mostly because we would be passing in the. He would be. I work shift work. She'd be heading to work. We'd just buy. Her name was Calamity Jane. And now I did Skip too. A lot of Skip. I talked to Skip when he'd come in. That was always fun. But just guys local around the house. I never did irritate truck drivers because they always told you where the police was. Don't make him mad.

[Phil Robertson]

Who Skip.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Dip is it bounces somewhere I wait out to California.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh really?

[Godwin]

Talk to. Yeah. Mexico.

[Si Robertson]

You speak Spanish?

[Godwin]

No ones you could understand.

[Phil Robertson]

I bet they felt the same way about you.

[Godwin]

They be up north sometimes. Whatever that atmospheric you can just talk to.

[Si Robertson]

I almost bought one in high school. My parents didn't let me to put on my truck. Yeah but I've never really got one.

[Phil Robertson]

Do you have a tennis ball?

[Godwin]

I had a. No because I had it on my toolbox.

[Phil Robertson]

I got you.

[Jase Robertson]

I remember cleaning fish in your shop, listening to you talking that. That CB.

[Godwin]

Yeah, I had a 25 years ago I had in. I got a Cobra 25 in the shop. But Lightning struck my antenna. It looks like a big fuzzy thing now.

[Phil Robertson]

Huh? What was your handle?

[Godwin]

Gray Ghost.

[Phil Robertson]

Gray Ghost. Gray Ghost to Calamity Jane. Y'all ever have, like, marriage discussions on there?

[Godwin]

No.

[Si Robertson]

Family show.

[Godwin]

Everybody listening.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I know. I just didn't know if either.

[Godwin]

Code words.

[Phil Robertson]

You got Hunter on that one.

[Godwin]

I was gone too long.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

It was time to go by the store and get some milk.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Godwin]

Come on home.

[Jase Robertson]

What about if you have some bills that needed paying?

[Godwin]

Got to pay bills. Yeah, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go. Look.

[Godwin]

I used to wonder why we. We didn't knows why we didn't have no money. Because it was always paying bills.

[Phil Robertson]

See, that's that information you didn't know you needed. Was it on her? Look at there. Look at there, buddy.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, you've ruined Hunter. Hunter can't function over there.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, great. Ghost to Calamity Jane.

[Jase Robertson]

I got Hunter blushing over.

[Phil Robertson]

We got to get some milk.

[Godwin]

We were. We. We run Toronto. Channel 21.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Thanks.

[Godwin]

Channel.

[Si Robertson]

I'm learning so much.

[Phil Robertson]

I can only imagine how. God. How hard Goblin was to understand. Was static on a cb.

[Godwin]

It wasn't no static. I had one of them. Equalizer.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

He had a high $1. Sounded just like he does in their ears right now.

[Godwin]

I had something 250, but I had it worked on. You go to sleepy shop and get vinyls put in there. Make them hot. Talk over people. They would be talking. You just key down, start talking. You couldn't hear them no more. They talk.

[Si Robertson]

There's a whole world out there just talking to each other over the radio.

[Godwin]

When you wanted to. They talked when they could.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. Interesting. Yeah, about that Bible. How about that?

[Si Robertson]

Are we done?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, let's wrap it up, huh?

[Si Robertson]

I thought we had one more.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, well, we can. You want to do one more? Go see one more.

[Si Robertson]

Fire away, Martin. Trying to get on the road.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. I gotta leave, man.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, you're fine. Play another one.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. No, I don't have another one. I thought you had one.

[Si Robertson]

Yet. The Lord set his heart and love on your fathers and chose their offspring after them. You above all peoples as you are this day. Deuteronomy 10:15. I know some people listening are going through the Bible recap. We're about to hit Leviticus, Deuteronomy and numbers. Good luck to you all. I will be doing it with you. Yeah, that's all the encouragement I can give you.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, Godwin, get back to work.

[Godwin]

I know.

[Si Robertson]

Let's.

[Phil Robertson]

All right. We'll see y'all next time. I'm about to hit the road to Nashville.

[Si Robertson]

Go. Go, Martin.