Uncle Si Agrees to Let Will Robertson Tattoo Him!

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary

Episode: "Uncle Si Agrees to Let Will Robertson Tattoo Him!"

Date: September 2, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin
Guests/Panel: Will Robertson, Sadie, Bobby, Abby, and others

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Episode Overview

On this lively episode of Duck Call Room, the guys dive into family antics, tattoo debates, wild horse stories, food adventures, and the return of the prodigal Robertsons to West Monroe. The main event: Uncle Si tentatively agrees—initially half-joking—to let Will tattoo him, sparking hilarious brainstorming for designs and plenty of tattoo war stories. The crew also reminisces about hot dog mishaps, shares thoughts on moving back home, discusses theme park exploits, and ponders generational technology gaps.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Great Tattoo Debate

• Will’s Tattoos & Abby’s Rules

  • Will and Abby explain their “one-armed tattoo rule”—left for tattoo art, right stays clean for nostalgia and family reasons.
  • Abby: “I wanna know what you looked like before tattoos...I wanna remember what you looked like” (21:58).
  • Will: “The whole idea was he worships with his left arm..." (22:38).
  • Sadie shares her tattoos’ connections to her faith journey.

• Tattoo Pain, Placement, and Removal

  • Sadie and Will describe varying pain levels for tattoos, especially those on bony areas and the thigh. (42:05)
  • Will discusses wife Brittany’s tattoo removal: “That thing looks painful...they burn it off.” (43:52)
  • Bobby, skeptical and practical, quips: “You made a poor decision, dude...You’re gonna live with it.” (45:00)

• Uncle Si’s Tattoo Commitment

  • The group jokes about tattoo designs, including the returning Christ, dragons, and personal roadmaps.
  • Si slowly warms to the idea of getting tattooed—maybe on the back, while asleep, and preferably in exchange for advertising.
  • Will: “If you are a tattoo artist...you can tattoo him live on this podcast.” (49:41)
  • Hilarity abounds as the crew imagines filming the process, with Si noting, “Oh, well, I gotta be under something.” (51:00)

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2. Family Food Traditions & Mishaps

• Norwegian Hot Dog Misadventure

  • Sadie recounts a family dinner invitation for “Norwegian hot dogs” that turned out to be Oscar Mayer wieners in naan bread:
    • “Essentially, what a Norwegian hot dog is, it’s a regular, like, Oscar Mayer wiener. There’s nothing Norwegian about it.” (05:52)
  • Will cracks: “I see why pizza’s coming up soon...” (05:56)
  • Family consensus: after the odd hot dog dinner, pizza is the only cure.

• The Gospel of Domino's Pizza

  • Pizza night logistics, favorite stuffed crusts, and kid mishaps with crust hoarding.
  • Martin: “They were like, stuffed crust...didn’t even eat the crust. I was mad!” (09:14)
  • Crew reflects on app-ordering pizza and technology wins.

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3. Relocating and Settling Back Home

• Will and Abby recount their recent move from Dallas back to West Monroe, describing the exhaustion of commuting and the gravitational pull of “home.”
  • Martin: “I believe it to be the center of the Earth because the gravitational pull here is strong anywhere.” (25:56)
  • Bobby references the "leaving the nest" Robertson trait—a pattern of roaming and returning.
• The couple expresses joy at being close to both families and highlights their theme park travels (Dollywood aspirations, Disney World/Disneyland adventures).
• Sadie looks forward to more family time and ELO worship events.

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4. Tech, Streaming, and the Generational Divide

• Streaming Service Sharing
  • The panel debates splitting Netflix/Disney+/Hulu accounts, lamenting new household restrictions.
  • Martin reminisces about mail-order Netflix and Blockbuster nights.
  • Sadie: “Now all these streaming platforms are doing this stupid household thing...making everybody have and buy their own subscriptions.” (34:49)
• Technology Fails and Wins
  • Abby, unfamiliar with antennas, learns about “the airwaves.”
  • Will and Martin riff on digital duck stamps, Pure Talk phones, and ordering pizza via app.

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5. Wild Animals and Wackier Stories

• Horse Tales
  • Uncle Si regales with stories of punching a horse (“You punched a horse?” – Martin, 16:55) and even biting one’s ear (“I bit him on the ear because I’d seen it in a movie, okay?” – Bobby, 17:11).
  • Discussing horse whisperer tricks with apples and the origins of equestrian love in the family.
• Mechanical Bull Saga
  • The group laughs over Si riding a mechanical bull in a cow costume (12:34), barely lasting two turns: “Somebody stop this stupid thing. Get my oxygen.” (13:15)
  • Will, ever the hype man: “You look at him and you're like, yeah, he's old...He got on that bull unassisted.” (13:21)

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6. TikTok, Social Media, and Modern Fame

• Will teases Abby’s and Sadie’s successful TikTok/Instagram presence, especially their viral pizza and hot dog livestreams.
  • “On 8 o’clock on a Monday night, we had 300 people on there.” (34:04)
• They explore how TikTok’s algorithm differs around the world, and ponder the impact of apps on entertainment like the Savannah Bananas, the viral baseball team.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Tattoos & Memory:
  “I wanna know what you looked like before tattoos.”—Abby (21:58)

• On Family Innovation:
  “Every time I see Will, he’s got a new tattoo. So maybe you could put one of those on his...the Robertson crest.” —Martin (01:56)

• On Norwegian Hot Dogs:
  “There’s nothing Norwegian about it.” —Will (05:52)

• On Living with Choices:
  “You made a poor decision, dude...You’re gonna live with it.”—Bobby (45:00)

• On Generational Tech Gaps:
  “You don’t know what an antenna is...You just plug it in…” —Martin (27:04)

• On Si’s Commitment:
  “If I can talk Si into doing it, you can tattoo him live on this podcast.”—Will (49:41)

• On Exposing Sin (Faith & Tattoos):
  “Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them...Expose your sin...to the light.” – Sadie (52:20)

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Notable Timestamps

• Tattoo Conversation Begins: 01:56–03:16; continues throughout the episode, major segments at 21:26, 41:01, 44:23, 48:44
• Norwegian Hot Dog Story: 04:14–07:42
• Domino’s Pizza Night: 08:47–09:49
• Mechanical Bull Story: 12:34–15:04
• Tattoo Pain & Removal: 42:05; 43:49
• Tech/Streaming Discussion: 34:45–36:27
• Horse Tales: 15:25–18:50
• Si’s Live Tattoo Plan: 49:41–51:07
• Faith and Tattoos (Ephesians): 52:01

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Episode Highlights

• Si tentatively (and humorously) agrees to get tattooed on-air, with the crew plotting elaborate (and spiritual) designs.
• Abby reveals her “clean arm” rationale, blending nostalgia and personal conviction.
• Family dines on “Norwegian” hot dogs (aka regular dogs in naan), sparking pizza-fueled redemption.
• Hilarious horse discipline stories, including Si’s confessions about horse-punching (and ear-biting!) and trickery with apples.
• The Robertson kids discuss streaming service woes and tech nostalgia—mail-order Netflix vs TikTok fame.
• Sadie’s Bible-inspired tattoo reminds listeners to bring light to darkness—a fitting close for family laughs and life lessons.

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Tone & Language

The episode is packed with trademark Robertson humor, South Louisiana storytelling, and candid reflections. The conversation flows naturally, with plenty of good-natured ribbing, generational contrasts, and stories that seamlessly connect faith, family, and fun.

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Bottom Line:
If you want to hear about tattoo drama, family oddities, and why pizza always beats hot dogs—plus the real possibility of Si Robertson getting inked live—this is an episode you can’t miss!

Transcript

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[Bobby]

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[Abby]

How fast are we talking?

[Bobby]

We're talking puzzle toys and lick pad.

[Abby]

Delivered so fast you can get this puppy under control. Fast.

[Bobby]

Pads, clothing, mat, Peckhammer fast and fast.

[Abby]

And those training treats faster than you can say sit.

[Martin]

Fast.

[Will]

Fast.

[Bobby]

Free delivery.

[Abby]

It's on Prime.

[Will]

My favorite part is you get new teeth, man, you're going to be able to go like incognito. All you gotta do is smile and be like, no, it ain't him. That ain't him.

[Martin]

You weren't here for that.

[Will]

What?

[Martin]

We're already set up. I've got a barber coming to do a whole segment. Oh yeah, in the middle of us.

[Will]

Oh, you told me yesterday though. Yeah, we got barbers, we got. It's everything. Yeah, that's cool.

[Martin]

I already got the barber set up. Yeah, it's not a dude. It's a good looking woman.

[Will]

A bobby probably doesn't know though size. Getting a new smile. Cosmetic dentistry. He's going to have a full row of teeth.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna have a new head full of teeth.

[Will]

And if you would like to get your logo on one that is available. We're selling every piece. We're going.

[Bobby]

Everybody told me diamonds on it.

[Will]

Hey, pipe down. Over. I'm trying to make you more money.

[Martin]

I'm putting honey hole on one of his.

[Bobby]

1. I've got to have honey hole on it. Yeah.

[Martin]

Duck commander. Will, what are you selling? What are you trying to get on us?

[Will]

You got a new brand?

[Sadie]

I don't have a new brand. No, I don't.

[Will]

Now's a good time.

[Martin]

Although every time I see Will, he's got a new tattoo. So maybe you could put one of.

[Sadie]

Them, one of those on his.

[Martin]

On.

[Sadie]

You could put the. The Robertson crest.

[Martin]

That's new. There's a duck call on his.

[Bobby]

Oh yeah, there's a Cross Roberts request.

[Martin]

You got two arms.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Martin]

You gonna start on that one next?

[Sadie]

No, I'm. I'm keeping my right arm.

[Bobby]

Keep it clean.

[Will]

So are you right handed or left?

[Sadie]

I'm right handed.

[Bobby]

Okay, so right.

[Will]

You don't want to get distracted. I don't get right there.

[Sadie]

You know, I don't want to get distracted, and I don't. I don't want to get hurt.

[Will]

Do they hurt?

[Sadie]

No. I would get hurt by my wife.

[Martin]

Oh, wait. She's cutting you off from the tattoo shop.

[Sadie]

No, no, no, no.

[Bobby]

I can just.

[Will]

The right arm.

[Sadie]

I can get however much I want on my left side.

[Will]

Oh, so that's your half. Your half is the right.

[Martin]

So many questions.

[Bobby]

Only. Only the left side, boys. Right side, right belongs to Abby.

[Martin]

So do you sleep on the left side of the bed?

[Will]

I'm trying to figure out why on.

[Sadie]

The right side of the bed.

[Martin]

So she sees the tattoos.

[Sadie]

Yep.

[Will]

Oh, it's for blocking and pictures, though. That's what it is.

[Martin]

That's what she's shaking her head. We're gonna have her on here in a minute just so we can discover.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Martin]

What the difference on Abby.

[Will]

Go ahead and create defense of this and the.

[Martin]

We're giving you time of.

[Will]

Oh, she's already got.

[Martin]

She. She's got a reason.

[Will]

She is prepared. I will say this. I. I was walking through the living room the other night, and I told him this last night. And Brittany's on her phone. We done put the boys down. And I hear. I just hear the term pizza, and I recognize the voice, and it's Bobby, and it stops me in my tracks. And I'm like, why am I about to sit here and listen to Bobby talk about pizza? Brittany was watching Will and Abby on TikTok their TikTok Live. They do it, apparently, every Monday night. And Bobby got to talking about pizza, and I was like, I'm interested. Like, if there's a man I trust about pizza, I'm gonna stop and listen to Bob. So the.

[Sadie]

The whole deal with us getting pizza on Monday night is because we.

[Martin]

I'm locked in. Like, I've never been locked in before.

[Will]

Wait till you hear this part. I didn't hear the pre. The prologue.

[Sadie]

So we were invited to the Howard house on Monday evening, a place of fine dining. Yes. John, Johnny, and Chris.

[Martin]

Oh, my aunt and uncle.

[Bobby]

Yeah, they can't cook.

[Sadie]

Yeah. Two mama and two papa's house.

[Martin]

N. You ain't. Yeah, you better. You better have a phone number handy there. Delivery available.

[Bobby]

She.

[Sadie]

She texts. She texts a bunch of us and say, hey, we have some Norwegian hot dogs. Do y' all want to try some? And we were like. Well, at first, Abby was like, no, we're not going over there.

[Bobby]

We're out on.

[Sadie]

I was like. I was.

[Bobby]

Abby.

[Martin]

I wouldn't know Either.

[Sadie]

I mean, I'm not like, a major hot dog guy, but I was. I was kind of intrigued.

[Will]

But you've never had a Norwegian.

[Sadie]

Norwegian.

[Bobby]

I was like, yeah, my interest peaks, you know, because I wanted to find out.

[Martin]

All right.

[Sadie]

Yes.

[Bobby]

What a Norwegian hot dog. Yeah.

[Will]

Well, you're about to.

[Martin]

But even if you. Even if you're not a hot dog guy, because I'm not one. But if somebody walked in with one, I'm gonna eat it.

[Sadie]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Hot dogs only, like, 50 calories.

[Will]

Really?

[Martin]

I have no idea.

[Bobby]

Oh, no. When you run them through the garden, they're higher than that.

[Will]

Run them through the garden?

[Bobby]

Yeah. You got to put them all. Yo, yo. You got to put all this kind of stuff on ketchup.

[Will]

Okay, so Norwegian hot dogs.

[Sadie]

Yeah. So we end up going over there, and she, Tubama, ends up showing us how to make it. Because the. The reason why we're having these is because she and Tupapa love the Norwegian hot dogs on the cruise that they just went on, and they had them, like, every day or whatever. And essentially, what a Norwegian hot dog is, it's a regular, like, Oscar Mayer wiener.

[Will]

There's nothing Norwegian about.

[Martin]

I see why pizza's coming up soon, because I have now Googled it.

[Sadie]

You don't put it on a hot dog bun. You put it on some non bread. Like, is it like n A N non.

[Martin]

That look like a tortilla to me. That look like a water hot dog.

[Bobby]

Go get a hot dog.

[Sadie]

Hot dog right there. You get on some.

[Bobby]

That's what I said. It's a Taco Bell hot dog.

[Sadie]

You. You drizzle some mustard and ketchup, and then. Oh, well, you need to go. There's that.

[Martin]

Abby, I apologize for my family. They invited you over for this?

[Sadie]

Yes.

[Martin]

Johnny.

[Will]

I thought Johnny only ate fish.

[Bobby]

They switched back a Taco Bell special.

[Sadie]

Boys, I was ready for some imported meal.

[Bobby]

No way. I was looking for you to say something like, you know, I'm always talking about the German brockwurst. I was thinking that line.

[Sadie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

It's going to be some kind of really fine sausage.

[Sadie]

Yes.

[Will]

So was he. That's why he went.

[Sadie]

That's why.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sadie]

And then we ended up just eating some regular dogs on some naan bread with regular toppings.

[Bobby]

I can't even pour some of the hot dog that we buy.

[Sadie]

No.

[Bobby]

What is happening in this photograph?

[Martin]

I found a photograph of a wiener on a tortilla on a plate.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, they went to Taco Bell where they got that. Okay. It's a. It's a.

[Martin]

And I'm just sad about that.

[Bobby]

Throw a weenie on it, put some mustard, and catch on it.

[Martin]

I feel like my first grader might actually be Norwegian now, because it looks like something. She'd be like, whoa, look at what I made.

[Will]

Yeah. I mean, this is nothing different than you did when you were just learning to use a microwave. Like, throw a hot dog, slap a piece of crap American cheese product on.

[Sadie]

There, and you know that they don't use a grill.

[Martin]

No. Yeah.

[Sadie]

No, that's straight up some oven hot dogs.

[Bobby]

No grill.

[Martin]

I said, she put that water on boil and just dropped them in there.

[Bobby]

Oh, hey. They went, you know, all the way with this. Wow.

[Will]

You know what they are? They're the kind of people that still use paper duck stamps. You ain't got to do that no more, man. You got digital duck stamp. Somebody. Somebody catch Johnny and Chris up to the 21st.

[Bobby]

Get them up with.

[Martin]

Get them on regular hot dogs or like a gourmet dog.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And duckstep.com.

[Will]

There you go. It's super simple. We can change their lives if they'd let us, but they just.

[Martin]

They'd have better hot dogs, and then they'd have their duck stamp all year long, just right there on their phone.

[Will]

I'm sad for you, but also, thank God for pizza, right?

[Sadie]

Literally, afterwards, we. We went home, we started up the live.

[Martin]

We're just cranked up that live and just started dogging on our grandparents.

[Bobby]

I love it.

[Sadie]

And then we were sitting there, and I think Abby was just like, do you want some pizza? And I said, heck, yeah, I want some pizza.

[Will]

He just looked at her eyes and said, you know what?

[Bobby]

I love you.

[Sadie]

Yeah. And so ordered some parmesan stuffed crust pizza. Domino's from Domino's.

[Martin]

I knew that one. I've never been more angry in my life than with that pizza.

[Will]

Why?

[Martin]

Because I ordered my kids Domino. I forget what Allison was doing. Thinking, oh, live original local night. Oh, so we're.

[Will]

Well, then Brittany was with her.

[Martin]

Yeah. So that's a hard. You know what that. You know what that night's like.

[Bobby]

It's.

[Martin]

You're playing zone defense. There's three kids, they were chanting the word dominoes. And then they were like, stuffed crust.

[Bobby]

Stuff crust. They didn't eat the crust.

[Martin]

And there. There were just three crust.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I said, you wanted the stuffed crust. And they were like, eh. And I was. I was. I was mad.

[Will]

But then you got stuff crushed, so that's fine. You got.

[Bobby]

You got three.

[Martin]

You got three breaded cheese yeah, it worked out. But I was still like, y' all begging for stuff crust and then didn't even.

[Bobby]

Didn't eat it.

[Will]

Don't even appreciate what you got.

[Martin]

That little black box sure is good, though.

[Sadie]

It is. It is.

[Martin]

You got that Domino's app on speed dial. We showed Sai one day that you could use the Domino's app how great technology is. You got your duck stamp on your phone and then you can order a pizza on your phone. And I said, it will be here by the time that this episode is over. The problem was I typed in 117 King street instead of King's Lane. So it showed up.

[Will]

Yeah, but it still made it.

[Martin]

It still made it.

[Bobby]

We still have the parking lot.

[Will]

We still have post podcast pizza, which is big time. You know what's absolutely necessary, but absolutely sucks.

[Martin]

Showers.

[Will]

Cell phones. Oh, every one of them. Right. Like, you got to have it, basically. But if it weren't for people like us that cared about our elders, I don't know how in the world you'd make it. I don't know how you'd find all these places.

[Martin]

And they're so expensive.

[Will]

They're expensive, but.

[Martin]

And the phones go to crap.

[Will]

And I guarantee everybody right now has got a power cord plugged in their vehicle because your battery sucks.

[Martin]

But if you switch to Pure Talk, you're going to get a brand new phone.

[Will]

Martin, there you.

[Martin]

When you switch to Pure Talk. This month, they're giving you a free Samsung Galaxy A36 for free with a $35 qualifying plan.

[Will]

That's 35 bucks a month for talk text data. And you get that Samsung with that Gorilla Glass. Who don't want Gorilla Glass, y'? All? And it's a battery that lasts all day. And it's on America's most dependable 5G network.

[Martin]

Look, I switch just because we're not going to sit here and talk about this without ever switching.

[Bobby]

I got the phone.

[Martin]

I. I turned it on. I switched over. Same phone number. It's. It's exactly the same, but for half the cost. I don't get why you wouldn't do it. And supporting these companies like Pure Talks a good thing. You win because you're paying less money and you're getting the same thing they win by hiring more Americans and helping more veterans. Side doesn't have a phone, but he can get behind a company that's supporting veterans.

[Will]

Yeah, like they've donated 50 grand to provide scholarships to support veterans learning trades. Look, they help eliminate veteran debt. They raise donations to end veteran suicide. So A veteran LED company that's putting their money where their mouth is, all while saving you money. Like what? What else you need, man? You can make the switch in as little as 10 minutes. Go to PureTalk.com duck to get your free phone today. Again, that's PureTalk.com duck to switch to Johnny D's wireless company. American's Wireless Company.

[Bobby]

Pure Talk.

[Martin]

Pure Talk.

[Will]

The best time of year is.

[Martin]

I opened this door, the door this morning, and I felt like Snow White. There were birds chirping.

[Will]

Everybody happy there.

[Martin]

A squirrel landed on my shoulder at one point and I fed him a nut and. And then there. I'd started singing as I skipped to my car. It just felt like that kind of morning.

[Will]

Yeah, it's delightful, man.

[Bobby]

The sound of music. Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, it was great.

[Sadie]

Those are alive.

[Will]

I wish we could show this, but I just want you to know that that guy sitting beside you last night while we were finishing up filming Duck Dynasty, ended up sitting on a mechanical bull that.

[Bobby]

In a cow costume.

[Martin]

And a cow.

[Bobby]

Yeah, costume. To top it off.

[Will]

We can't show any of it just yet.

[Martin]

But that happened.

[Sadie]

But happened.

[Martin]

Were you wearing oxygen whilst on the bull?

[Bobby]

Oh, when I got up there, I said, martin. And he said, no, you got to do it. He said, I want to.

[Will]

I said, I need the picture.

[Bobby]

I need the picture when you're gone.

[Will]

Yeah, I said, just like I like. I mean, I needed that. Right?

[Bobby]

Well, they put it on real slow and it turned about twice. And I said, hey, somebody stopped this stupid thing. Get my oxygen.

[Will]

Let me tell you about that guy.

[Martin]

You didn't even make it eight seconds.

[Bobby]

Oh, I wasn't going to make it nowhere. I wasn't. Won't do it.

[Will]

He said. He said, turn twice. It didn't make a full turn. Yeah, that's fine because. But let me tell you something about this guy. You look at him and you're like, yeah, he's old. He's got oxygen, whatever. He got on that bull unassisted.

[Bobby]

Everybody had to deal. Guy wouldn't. Had to help him get on it.

[Will]

Yeah, I could get up there.

[Bobby]

Why? Just walked up and threw your jump. How'd you do that?

[Will]

I was taking my legs. I was taking my shoes off to get up there and like, give him a boost.

[Martin]

He's six two.

[Will]

And he said, used to. I'm six five. Get on that thing.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna do it. Okay.

[Martin]

You just said you have long legs.

[Bobby]

Well, I do, but you.

[Will]

I think there's height.

[Martin]

That's something to do with it.

[Will]

I think there's a lot to know.

[Bobby]

Legs have something to do with it.

[Will]

I think there's a lot to know and how to get on a bull and obviously, I ain't ever ridden nothing that.

[Bobby]

Like.

[Will]

Like that.

[Bobby]

Well, I rode. I used to ride horses a lot.

[Will]

When I was young, so Technique. But I had to help Godwin, so that. Yeah, and then Godwin had to help me, but I needed no assistance. It was wild.

[Bobby]

Oh. Back in the day, I could grab the. The horn and pop that horse on the butt and he took off and I'd be on top.

[Will]

Really?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. From the ground.

[Will]

There you go.

[Bobby]

Because all the farmers would gather around in the wintertime gang.

[Martin]

You have blown Will's mind.

[Sadie]

No. Did he. Did you. You said bull or you said horse?

[Martin]

He said horse, but he said. He grabbed it by the horn and Will said, saddle horn. That's a part of a saddle, Will?

[Will]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Will's eyes were like. He's riding a horse that has horns.

[Will]

Yeah, it's called a unicorn.

[Bobby]

I wouldn't have a good enough tack.

[Martin]

Why you think he's so happy?

[Bobby]

Run up on from the back of one and, you know, jump on top on saddle. I wasn't that. I wasn't that athletic.

[Sadie]

You know, it's funny. I used to actually ride horses whenever I was young, where myself and Bella did over at.

[Will]

Oh, Tony Neal.

[Martin]

So you did the horse last night?

[Sadie]

No, no, no. It was horse camp.

[Will]

Camp.

[Sadie]

We were. We would go out there every day for about a week and we would ride horses and.

[Martin]

Horse camp?

[Sadie]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Oh, I loved. I loved horses when I was young.

[Will]

Bobby in an equestrian suit.

[Martin]

The Olympic one. Yeah, the one where they pray.

[Bobby]

Yeah. With a helmet. Oxy. Bella with the helmet. Yeah. Yeah, that. Remind me, next time we'll have Miss Christine. Oh, I'll have to, you know, get her to bring up some of the stuff that Marcia and Scott's doing now.

[Will]

Oh, with a horse?

[Bobby]

With horses, yeah.

[Sadie]

That's cool.

[Bobby]

She showed me. She showed me one the other day. You know, Marsha is walking and getting in the pan, and it's a nice buckskin mustang in the pen. You know, she's got a rope on her. She ain't got it on the horse. She just got it hanging on her shoulder and she's out there running around. Did. Hey, pick it up, Face. You know, he takes off. So it was actually pretty good. I had one. I had got off of him. Get on a horse, you know, I had got off of him because he was acting up, you know, and I got off of him. He bit me. When he did. No, no, when he did. He like to throw me over him when I punched him in the nose. I'm serious. Because when I hit him, he reared up and I got the reins really good. Well, I. He's right there throwing me over the back of him, you know? But, hey, then when I said, come here, you know, then he knew I got back on him. And he done all that settling down. Cause I punched him on the nose as hard as I could hit him.

[Martin]

You punched a horse?

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

You're lucky to be alive. If that horse only knows.

[Bobby]

Oh, no. You gotta show them who's boss.

[Martin]

And the horse is boss.

[Bobby]

Hey, you bit me. I'll show you what you bite me. Actually, another one. I bit him on the ear because I'd seen it in a movie, okay?

[Will]

Mike Tyson.

[Bobby]

He was acting up, bit me, and I. I beat him back.

[Martin]

Well, so did Mike. Yeah, Evander was acting up.

[Bobby]

Well, I'm just saying.

[Will]

Hey, you on a crash course with Jake Paul now?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Martin]

My money's on Sal. Anyway. You bit a horse.

[Bobby]

Yeah. And, hey. And he be. He behaved immediately.

[Will]

Yeah. I don't like getting bit, man.

[Bobby]

I bit him on the ear.

[Will]

Been a long time. So.

[Bobby]

Like a taco.

[Will]

Oh, Lord.

[Bobby]

And I bit that sucker. I'm talking about.

[Martin]

Hey, Hunter's eyes got large. Hunter's now.

[Bobby]

Googling.

[Martin]

Will YouTube let us air horse biting?

[Will]

The good news is, in six months, you can do it again.

[Bobby]

Oh, I'm telling you, I'll have a full set of choppers.

[Martin]

Boy, just like a horse.

[Sadie]

Yeah, you can buy to clean off.

[Will]

Then it's time to be over looking like Mr. Ed.

[Martin]

I feel like we're gonna take 20 more minutes because he's gonna bring a whole apple in every time we have to record.

[Bobby]

Well, no, that was a trick of mine. Either that or. Or a bag of sugar. I'd always have an apple or a bag of sugar in my pocket just to eat. No, It'd be so funny. You watch them. And, hey, like a Ziploc bag, they can smell it. I can't believe they can smell it through it, but they can't.

[Will]

What are you talking about? Have you seen that nose?

[Bobby]

Well, no, no, but I'm just saying, the next thing you know, I'll be sitting on the fence, petting them, you know? And the next time, he's going to my jacket pocket.

[Will]

Oh, that's your trick?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Horse whisperer.

[Will]

Yeah, but you was just feeding.

[Bobby]

Then he'd be hot. Hey.

[Will]

Oh, I get a Christmas tree cake.

[Bobby]

Get the apple and bite it. He looks.

[Sadie]

What you doing?

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Will]

You put a Christmas tree cake.

[Bobby]

Come on. You'll give me some of that.

[Will]

Golly.

[Bobby]

Give me some of that apple.

[Martin]

I didn't tell that story about what Christmas tree came.

[Will]

Oh, yeah, you went. Johnny D went to the Little Debbie theme park.

[Bobby]

Wait a minute.

[Martin]

And you didn't bring them back, so it.

[Will]

It ain't at the factory? Unfortunately, no.

[Martin]

The store's right there.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Did you notice? Did you see what I've done?

[Martin]

I'm. I'm.

[Bobby]

You didn't bring them back.

[Martin]

I'm trying.

[Will]

What do you want a Christmas tree?

[Martin]

Explain myself in my office.

[Bobby]

Well, go ahead.

[Will]

You want me to go get you?

[Bobby]

Yeah, go get them, sir.

[Will]

Hey, here's what I he gonna.

[Bobby]

Thanks, Mom.

[Martin]

Hold on, hold on.

[Will]

Well, time out. I'm going to go get side Christmas tree cake. And I know Abby probably wants to defend herself on why right side versus left side. So I'm going to let Abby get in. I go get a real one of those. So I'll be right back.

[Bobby]

On accident, baby.

[Sadie]

On the way to where?

[Martin]

It's in Tennessee. It's in Chattanooga.

[Bobby]

Chattanooga, baby.

[Martin]

If you make a wrong turn in Chattanooga, headed to Ducktown, you end up there.

[Bobby]

That's right. You gotta go in at Christmas tree.

[Will]

Oh, for a lot of y'.

[Bobby]

All.

[Will]

Look, dove season opened yesterday, and for us, it opens this weekend, which you know what that means. That means we are right here on teal season. But you know the one thing you need for teal season that you generally don't think about to the last minute?

[Martin]

Duck stamp.

[Will]

A duck stamp. It's easy to remember your shotgun, your decoys, your blind bag, your waders, all the things. But it's real easy to forget that you need that duck stamp. And look, now, there's no excuse because it's digital, so there's no reason not to have one. Just head over to duckstamp.com and look for the all new digital duck stamp. They'll send you a digital version that loads right on your phone. It's so easy. Like on mine, I've got a. I've got an iPhone. I go to my wallet, boom, there is my duck stamp. I don't need anything. Doesn't have to be signed. I've got it all the time. I don't have to worry about losing it. It is right there. Apple or Android, it doesn't matter. You'll be legal and ready to go. Even if you're off the grid. And you won't have to worry about keeping up with it all season either. It's there when you need it. Some of y' all may not know how much money of the duck stamp goes to help protect wetlands and keep the duck population strong for the next generation to enjoy. All important to us. We've all got young ones wanting to hunt. It's so simple. All you have to do is go to duck stamp.com/duck. Grab yours. Now let's do some good and go shoot some ducks. That's duck stamp.com/duck.

[Martin]

Hey, Abby.

[Bobby]

Hey.

[Martin]

Welcome to the podcast. Martin's somewhere searching for real. Little edible little Debbie cake. So we had a lot of questions dialed in, but now we found out that you own the right side of wheels. Tattooed them so.

[Abby]

Well, Okay. I was raised. Not really. My parents didn't love tattoos and one of the reasons why they didn't love.

[Martin]

Hold on. Do you just have to walk around with the right side of your body showing at her parents house. That was gonna make me really excited.

[Abby]

But one of the reasons why they didn't like tattoos was because they didn't. Couldn't remember what you looked like without them, which is kind of just stuck in my head. So I'm like, I wanna. I wanna know what you looked like before tattoos. There's also another reason. There's also.

[Martin]

I like this reason, though. We got a clean side and we got a. Something going on inside.

[Bobby]

Oh, this used to be Bobby.

[Abby]

Also. Will kind of started it. Like this wasn't all my idea. And Will started on his. Met me. Yeah. The first one was before you even met me.

[Bobby]

Sure.

[Sadie]

No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Abby]

And the whole idea was he worships with his left arm and that would be.

[Sadie]

But also I have a lot of meaning into most of my tattoos on my arm that go along like with my testimony. And those are things that, I mean from my life in sin. No longer in that I have these things as a reminder on my arm, you know, so that I can give that back to the Lord if that makes sense.

[Martin]

It makes sense to me.

[Abby]

That was the original.

[Sadie]

Yeah, I just. I mean, that's a cool way of saying it, but also it's. I just kind of wanted it on my list.

[Martin]

It kind of started happening and she was like, I want to remember what you look like. So leave that.

[Abby]

Every time. He's like, maybe I should put one.

[Bobby]

On my wrist laying in bed and then don't touch me on that arm.

[Martin]

Yeah, there's only one arm allowed.

[Sadie]

Actually, she right Now I am like that. She hates it.

[Abby]

His left arm is shaved because you have to shave it to get a tattoo. And it's scratchy right now because it's.

[Bobby]

Come on, man.

[Martin]

Grow your hair out.

[Sadie]

I'm trying to grow faster. Well, it was crazy because for the crest, my tattoo guy was going to put it a little lower on my arm when I wanted it right here. So he shaved more than he was supposed to. And then I had to get. And then I had to. I wanted to get this one as well. And so he just shaved this part of my hand.

[Abby]

So I left him a good wristband of hair.

[Martin]

Friend.

[Abby]

I said, it's gotta go.

[Martin]

I would be terrified if he didn't know where to shave. If he was like, I just make it up where I. As we go.

[Sadie]

No, we.

[Martin]

I need that guy to be more dialed in. We did permanent.

[Sadie]

We didn't really, like, specify, like, where on my arm. I mean, we had, like, the. The region of my arm, but we didn't know, like, how low or how high on my arm. So he just kind of put it winging it.

[Martin]

Beth has questions.

[Bobby]

Sorry.

[Will]

Can you bring your arm on the.

[Abby]

Other side of the mic?

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. You showed. Okay. Bobby. Bobby showed his arm off to the microphone, not to the camera.

[Sadie]

Do you have your Aquaphor in your purse?

[Martin]

Oh, now we got to do tattoo care. How fresh is that thing, man?

[Sadie]

I got it the Friday before last.

[Martin]

Oh, it's fine now. Yeah, it'll stab over if anything.

[Sadie]

I still. I mean, you don't have to wash it with unscented soap now.

[Martin]

You can use scented soap.

[Sadie]

You can use scented soap, and then you still gotta just moisturize it every now and then.

[Will]

Hello?

[Martin]

Okay, so. So now that we've got the tattoo story, how long have y' all been marri.

[Bobby]

Married?

[Abby]

Two years.

[Martin]

Two years You've been part of the Robertson family. Shenanigans. All the things.

[Abby]

Yes.

[Martin]

And you said, you know what? We're going to Dallas for a little bit.

[Sadie]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And now you're home. So what. What's that been like, y'? All. I think y'.

[Abby]

All.

[Martin]

Well, no, I'm not trying to figure out what.

[Bobby]

Oh, y'. All. Y' all gotta move back.

[Martin]

They got too many brothers and sisters.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I didn't know that.

[Sadie]

Yeah, we just moved back at the end of June, so we moved most of our stuff back at the end of June, and then went traveled and stuff. And then we've been fully moved in since about mid July.

[Martin]

So how was Dallas?

[Abby]

Amazing.

[Martin]

So why'd you come back? It was awesome. We got to come back to West. I mean, West Monroe. I moved. This place is like a vortex.

[Abby]

It is.

[Sadie]

Oh, it is.

[Martin]

I believe it to be the center of the Earth because the gravitational pull here is strong anywhere.

[Bobby]

That's our Arizona.

[Martin]

What?

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's that. You don't know that Arizona is the center of the Earth? No, the Indians established that eons ago. Okay. There's actually a place over there, and they call it the center of the Earth.

[Martin]

I'm going to Google that.

[Sadie]

Do we have records?

[Bobby]

Well, no, no. Hey, really, it's like, what are they? The ones that built the huts in the mountainsides? They got a place over in Arizona that is called the center of the Earth. I seen that on pbs.

[Martin]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Martin]

Did y'.

[Bobby]

All.

[Martin]

Have y' all watched a lot of PBS in your first two years of marriage?

[Abby]

No.

[Sadie]

No.

[Martin]

Oh, that was.

[Bobby]

Hey, you need to watch them. They exciting. Ain't to work.

[Abby]

We don't have cable.

[Martin]

I got great news for you about pbs. I don't think you need it. You just get an antenna and you just rock that out.

[Bobby]

Well, I'm on this.

[Abby]

An antenna.

[Martin]

You'll even. Do you not know what antenna?

[Abby]

Yes, but they still work.

[Martin]

You just plug it in and just.

[Bobby]

What?

[Abby]

Oh, maybe. I don't know.

[Martin]

It's called the airwaves.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Hey, if I got a little thing to put on your roof.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Abby]

It's, like, separate from cable.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. You only get four channels, and you got to stand just right and hold your mouth just right to watch it, but it works.

[Abby]

Interesting. Learn something new today.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Martin]

You're not ever going to use that information.

[Abby]

No.

[Martin]

Anyways, so. Yeah, so what? Why are you back? Are you excited to be back?

[Sadie]

Yes, we are excited to be back. It's been. It's been good. And it's been nice to try to reintegrate ourselves and reestablish ourselves because. Well, I haven't, like, lived here in, like, five years. Like, I haven't, like, lived in Louisiana since, like, 2020. Whenever I left for college.

[Bobby]

He's like that movie Flew of the cuckoo Nest. He left early. He left.

[Sadie]

So I. Yeah, I left you.

[Martin]

You avoided west gravitational pulls longer than me.

[Sadie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah. He left the nest and. Hey, but that's a Robertson trait, though. Is it? Yeah.

[Martin]

Leave the nest.

[Bobby]

We don't. Hey, we don't hang around. Once we get, like, high school and, you know, I have college. No, we're out of here and then right back. Well, he Came back for Duck Dynasty Revival.

[Sadie]

Yeah. Well, it just. It got. Yeah.

[Bobby]

You had to keep coming back to.

[Sadie]

Do the long story short, it was hard to be in Texas and here.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sadie]

For, you know, six to eight months at a time.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sadie]

And so we've been. We had been driving back and forth.

[Bobby]

Which is a bummer every week.

[Martin]

That's not a bummer. There's a. The world's greatest buc ee's right there.

[Bobby]

Well, I know, but it's still, you know, you gotta make the trip.

[Sadie]

We were five minutes from a bunkies. We could have left our. Like, that's where we got. Anyway, we. It was cool.

[Bobby]

Great.

[Sadie]

Yeah, it was.

[Martin]

It was great.

[Sadie]

Yeah, it was. It was hard to, you know, drive back and forth for almost over half of the year, and it just. It was exhausting.

[Abby]

We were here basically Sunday night through Friday morning, and then went back to Texas for a few days, not very long, and had to work, which we loved, but had to do five, four church services, and it was just a lot. And it got exhausting really quickly. So.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And there's better theme parks here.

[Bobby]

It was a bummer.

[Sadie]

Do what?

[Bobby]

I'm just kidding.

[Martin]

I was like, no, it always cry every time I see y' all on Instagram. Y' all at a new theme park, which is kind of the life I want to live.

[Abby]

It's the best.

[Sadie]

It's.

[Martin]

Yeah, because y' all are like Six Flags. Y' all were just at Disneyland. Yeah, we went to Disney World this summer. Have you been to Dollywood?

[Bobby]

No.

[Abby]

No, we want to go.

[Martin]

That's the peak.

[Abby]

We need to do that.

[Martin]

They're gonna be there next week.

[Sadie]

There's a lot.

[Martin]

That is the thing about no kids.

[Sadie]

They're like, actually, we won't be there next week because we have. Hello, sister conference next week.

[Martin]

Ah, skip it. Dollywood, man. Yeah, we're talking Dollywood.

[Abby]

No.

[Sadie]

Which, you know, we might get cinnamon bread after conference.

[Abby]

That'll be our, like, little trip for after conference.

[Sadie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Little trip.

[Martin]

Anyway.

[Sadie]

Yeah, we.

[Martin]

I've never even thought of what it was like before I had kids, but it's like, you just want to go to Dollywood next weekend? And they're like, sure, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

Why not?

[Martin]

Enjoy.

[Sadie]

We're already planning our next Disney World trip.

[Martin]

Your dad told me when I was in Disney World, he said, hey, Will's there. And I was like, I don't think he is. I think he's in Disneyland. He's like, no, I drove. I don't think your dad pays attention to a Lot of what you say.

[Sadie]

He just made up. He's like, now they drove?

[Martin]

Yeah, I drove.

[Sadie]

I was like, no, sir. We flew to California.

[Bobby]

California.

[Sadie]

Anyway. But it's been great being back and it's been nice to be close to her family and obviously our family too, because we see them almost every day of the week. But also it's been nice, you know, off camera just to be able to go and hang out with, you know, Sadie and Christian and the girls and have John, Lincoln, Mary Kate and the kids come over to our new space and then. It's been great. We're loving it.

[Martin]

So what's the plan going forward? Oh, man.

[Sadie]

I mean, I think. I mean, we're just.

[Martin]

Now that you're in Westminster, we're finishing.

[Sadie]

Up filming and I have all through the fall got elo worship stuff happening. So we've. We've got dates booked. We're gonna travel some and Ella worship is going to travel some. I don't know about us. I don't know what we're doing, but we're traveling too.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Martin]

She's a travel person.

[Sadie]

We're really.

[Martin]

You better start working hard, son. I know them Disney World girls are expensive.

[Abby]

That's true. He's a Disneyland boy too.

[Will]

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[Martin]

He's a daydreamer.

[Will]

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[Martin]

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[Will]

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[Sadie]

I think right now we're really gonna be going with the flow from fall into winter. I know Abby wants to do some social media stuff.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Sadie]

Because she has, you know, made a good bit of money off that too. Just I being an influencer or semi influencer and you know, she's just posting life.

[Abby]

Really.

[Martin]

Yeah. Well, hey, if you're authentic. Oh, follow. You intrigued Martin with your Norwegian hot dogs and pizza night?

[Sadie]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Martin's in on your tick, dude.

[Sadie]

We get like.

[Martin]

I even got tick Tock.

[Sadie]

I mean, It's.

[Abby]

We had 200,000 likes on our thousand.

[Sadie]

Likes and we had crazy. I mean, average between 250 to 300.

[Martin]

People on tick tock at 8 o'.

[Abby]

Clock on a Monday.

[Sadie]

On 8 o' clock on a Monday night, we had 300 people on there.

[Bobby]

I am.

[Martin]

I don't know. Martin just called me too old for tick tock. I don't understand it. And sometimes people say, hey, watch this Tick Tock. And they'll send it to me, and I can't even figure out how to open it. I'm that age.

[Abby]

That's sad.

[Martin]

You don't know what an antenna is. So sad.

[Sadie]

We got WI fi.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I got cable too. So nice. I got YouTube TV.

[Sadie]

We got Apple TV. That's what we got.

[Abby]

Like three comes with everything.

[Sadie]

No, we know we have. We have an Apple TV with everything else on it. Yeah, YouTube.

[Martin]

You got to pay for that. And Antenna is free.

[Sadie]

I don't pay for it.

[Bobby]

What?

[Martin]

Oh, boy. He logged in to. Nah, that's not our email address. If it was wondering.

[Bobby]

Edit that.

[Martin]

Bleep that out. I did not curse. I just accidentally gave Corey's email address out. And he knows the password.

[Sadie]

Nah, it's just we're on the same, like, family cloud on, like icloud, so we get all the benefits.

[Martin]

You came here to tell us how you left the nest and went to Dallas and you're still on your mom's Disney plus account? That's what you tell.

[Sadie]

Actually, everyone's on my Disney plus.

[Martin]

Oh, here. Okay.

[Bobby]

We're all chipping in together.

[Martin]

I buy Netflix. You buy Disney plus and you get Hulu.

[Sadie]

That's exactly right.

[Martin]

But I can't wait to tell you guys about Rocket Money. Sounds like your whole family could use it.

[Sadie]

Actually, hey, I've got it figured out.

[Martin]

Okay, okay, what have you got figured out?

[Sadie]

All of it.

[Bobby]

All of it?

[Abby]

No Rocket Money, man.

[Martin]

Wait till you're 30 and you're gonna realize you don't know nothing.

[Sadie]

Well, now all these streaming platforms are doing this stupid household thing.

[Bobby]

Oh, it's ridiculous.

[Sadie]

So it's making everybody have and buy their own subscriptions.

[Martin]

How dare they? Yeah, make you purchase your own things and not steal.

[Sadie]

Right. But it was always very easy for like a whole household or like a whole family to be able to like use the same account.

[Martin]

When I got Netflix, I was getting DVDs in the mail and you'd watch them and send them back.

[Abby]

That's crazy.

[Martin]

So I went to a place called Blockbuster.

[Abby]

Could you do more than one at a time or you had to watch.

[Martin]

That one movie, depending on how much extra money you had a month.

[Abby]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Martin]

9.99.

[Sadie]

You get one DVD, you had to.

[Martin]

12.99. That's.

[Sadie]

Dude, you have to send it back or you get charged.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah, you could keep it.

[Sadie]

You could keep it.

[Martin]

But yeah, then they charge you for the whole movie.

[Abby]

I bet it took hours to figure out what movie to rent that week.

[Sadie]

That week.

[Abby]

Because. Because we take forever to just figure out what show we're gonna watch or what movie.

[Martin]

Oh, and you don't have to wait for them to mail it.

[Abby]

No, that would be insane.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Abby]

And then what if you change your mind? It's already in the mail.

[Bobby]

Too late.

[Martin]

Now, I don't know if you know how the United States Postal Service works, but they pretty slow.

[Abby]

That's true.

[Martin]

Do you get your mail at your parents house too?

[Sadie]

No, no, we have her. We don't.

[Martin]

Hey, my mom's on my Disney plus account.

[Bobby]

Exactly.

[Sadie]

Now we're about to have to. Everybody's about to split it up now.

[Martin]

So if you need help, ask Hunter. He, he, he don't pay for anything. I don't think he's using any legal passport.

[Bobby]

He's a guru.

[Sadie]

That's not entirely true. Also, shush.

[Martin]

Hunt will get you anything you need. You got to have a pirate in the, in the building.

[Bobby]

Well, that's great news.

[Martin]

Are you. Oh, he's reading my computer. This is size weekly computer time.

[Sadie]

Nice.

[Martin]

Normally he's just watching PBS on his.

[Sadie]

Just a couple seconds of this.

[Martin]

All right, well, that's awesome. Well, Martin, you gotta jump back in here.

[Abby]

Let's do it.

[Bobby]

And we'll.

[Martin]

I got more questions or you got more questions? We'll figure it out.

[Will]

I got to know something. Hunter.

[Bobby]

Oh, this is fun.

[Martin]

Comes back and just turns it on.

[Bobby]

Hunter.

[Will]

No, I got a question. So we started. We're talking about streaming shows. We started watching a show called Blind Spot.

[Martin]

Apparently was on like that sounds terrifying.

[Will]

NBC for, I don't know, a little while back in the day. It ended with COVID apparently. But they always talk about the Dark Web. Hunter, do you know what the Dark Web is? Because I have no clue.

[Martin]

No, no, no, you don't.

[Will]

That's not where you get your free stuff from.

[Martin]

No, you.

[Will]

I didn't know you.

[Martin]

You don't want to go there. I don't even know how to get.

[Will]

That's what I'm talking about. They always talk about it like I.

[Bobby]

Know very little, but I don't know something about it.

[Sadie]

I know very little of the Dark Web, but.

[Will]

But you know a little bit.

[Sadie]

You don't know if you're going to get what you order.

[Will]

Okay. Oh, there you go. So you don't know if you're ordering a nuclear warhead or.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Will]

Or a Nintendo Switch.

[Sadie]

Correct.

[Will]

Okay. Yeah. That's basically how they make it out to be. But I didn't even know why is the regular Internet called the Light Web?

[Martin]

I don't know.

[Will]

I don't know what that.

[Martin]

I've always wanted to know, but I've always been afraid to Google the word.

[Sadie]

Yes.

[Bobby]

I stay away from anything that says dark.

[Will]

Yeah, yeah, but aren't we supposed to.

[Bobby]

Be a light in the dark now?

[Martin]

You saw what happened to Luke Skywalker. Lost his hand.

[Will]

Did he? I didn't see that.

[Bobby]

I didn't see that. Yeah.

[Sadie]

So the dark side, right before he told him that he was his father. I just want to know why you can talk about the Dark Web. Will. Tick tock.

[Martin]

See, there's so many things I don't know.

[Sadie]

There's so many things that you can learn.

[Will]

See, that's what TikTok.

[Sadie]

TikTok. YouTube.

[Martin]

I thought we banned that.

[Will]

No, they come back, they play.

[Sadie]

They came back shortly after they banned.

[Will]

I read something one time where like Tick tock around the world is used for like how to videos, short stuff. And then in America it's just nonsensical three minute things that are mind numbing.

[Bobby]

What? Everybody.

[Sadie]

But you get paid.

[Will]

But you get paid.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Will]

So I don't know how that's what That's.

[Martin]

Tick Tock's the reason for the Savannah Bananas.

[Will]

Is it? Okay. How did baseball come from that?

[Bobby]

That's.

[Martin]

Go watch them and you'll see.

[Will]

Oh.

[Martin]

You ever watched the Savannah Bananas?

[Will]

I've seen them on espn.

[Sadie]

What is that?

[Bobby]

I've actually turned that on, and then look, it says. What in the.

[Martin]

It's just a bunch of guys.

[Will]

It's the Harlem Globetrotters. In baseball.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Tick Tock didn't exist. Nobody'd be going to them games.

[Will]

Really? Yeah. I didn't even know how you end up with an exhibition baseball team. So that place. Because you know what's hard to watch? Professional baseball.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Will]

They play too many of them. There's just too many games. That's 160 of them.

[Martin]

Like, I don't do anything 160 times.

[Will]

I've done a few things, but nothing.

[Bobby]

No, by that.

[Martin]

That time, I'm out. I'm bored of it.

[Will]

I mean, you only get the duck up for 60 days, but they gonna play 162 baseball games a year. That's crazy. And some of them suck. Like, aren't you.

[Sadie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

Hey. Yeah. That must be a grind.

[Will]

What's that? Baseball season.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

They get, like, a month off games a year.

[Will]

They get a month off.

[Bobby]

No wonder. No wonder. LaRoche said, oh, Adam, I'm actually super.

[Martin]

Upset that I have tattoos on both sides of my body now, because now I'm like, I should have just picked a side.

[Sadie]

Yeah, you should have just picked a side.

[Martin]

Martin, you should pick a side.

[Will]

I. I have none. I have. I have picked no side.

[Sadie]

No side.

[Will]

I have picked no side. We're talking about no side.

[Bobby]

No side.

[Martin]

Actually, I think I have. What's next? Inside's life.

[Will]

What?

[Martin]

We got rid of his glasses.

[Will]

We're gonna get him a sleeve.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Will]

No, he.

[Martin]

We're gonna get a haircut and a beard trim. Then Jacob's gonna dress it, and then Bobby's gonna get you a tattoo.

[Bobby]

Trim on the hair and the beard and the beard.

[Martin]

No haircut.

[Will]

Well, what, you want Bobby to design you for a tattoo, then?

[Martin]

So.

[Bobby]

Bobby tattoo.

[Martin]

Why not?

[Bobby]

Because I ain't gonna have somebody there. Hey, look, this ain't a hunt. No.

[Will]

Yes. I'd be the first to go under to get a tattoo.

[Bobby]

Don't lie to me and say you.

[Will]

Which one of them hurt or do they all hurt?

[Martin]

They all hurt.

[Sadie]

This one. This one did. Along this side. It.

[Will]

Right on top of the bone was.

[Sadie]

Yeah, right on top of the bone. And it was just like a It was like a more. It was just like a wince pain.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Sadie]

I have gyra on and.

[Will]

Yeah, I didn't know you had that one too. Yesterday you come walking up in them short shorts.

[Sadie]

Yep.

[Will]

I said, oh, look at there. He got one on. He got one on the thigh, baby.

[Bobby]

Yeah, he got it.

[Martin]

Is it on the left thigh?

[Will]

It is, of course.

[Martin]

What you got on your right thigh?

[Sadie]

Nothing.

[Will]

Just hair. Yeah, I can confirm. Nothing but hair. Can't confirm.

[Sadie]

The biggest one on my arm, it was more of a wince pain. The gyro on my leg was a clenched fist.

[Will]

Oh, really?

[Sadie]

Got. Got me to clench my fist.

[Bobby]

Oh.

[Sadie]

Everything else was fine.

[Will]

Okay.

[Sadie]

Yeah. Oh, except for this one. This.

[Martin]

Whoa. There's just more popping out everywhere.

[Sadie]

Well, this one, this was my first. I got this whenever I was 17.

[Martin]

How'd you do that?

[Sadie]

You moved the microphone.

[Martin]

Yeah, you keep showing the microphone.

[Sadie]

This one is whenever I flex on them.

[Martin]

Flex. Autumn.

[Sadie]

I got this one at 17 years.

[Will]

I got you.

[Martin]

Hold on now I got to know more questions at 17. Did your mom and dad sign off or did you forge their name?

[Sadie]

My mother signed her name.

[Martin]

Okay. I was going to be excited if you forged it.

[Sadie]

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[Will]

We're going through a time like Brittany's getting hers on her arm removed. So.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Sadie]

Which by the way, how is that going for her?

[Martin]

She talks about it a lot.

[Bobby]

Not good.

[Will]

That thing looks painful. Like the day after when that happened. It's like.

[Sadie]

That's like a straight up like half sleeve, right?

[Will]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

She's.

[Martin]

She's. There's a laser going out.

[Will]

Yeah, dude. Yeah. That reminds her. So like yours is, you know, A.D. hers was B.C. and so she doesn't like getting reminded of a time, the decision sometimes of before Christ. So she's. She's. Yeah, she's going through the removal process of that one on her arm.

[Martin]

We need to bring her in here.

[Will]

To talk about that, man.

[Martin]

I've talked to her about it a little. It should sound fun.

[Sadie]

We need to do another podcast about tattoos.

[Bobby]

Well, no, no, because I.

[Martin]

Here's the deal.

[Bobby]

Wait a minute. I'm sitting there Thinking they tattoo a whatever on your arm and then you say, oh, I screwed up. Now I got to get it off. Yeah, well, hey, that's your skin pigments been screwed with and messed up. What are they going to do, just peel it off?

[Will]

Well, essentially, they burn it off.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Burn it off.

[Will]

For lack of a better term, they burn it off.

[Bobby]

Oh, you made a poor decision, dude. And guess what? It's just. You're going to live with it. And.

[Sadie]

The process of getting it removed is more painful than say, hey, more expensive.

[Bobby]

You was an idiot when you've done it. Hey, you're just going to live with it because I ain't taking it off.

[Martin]

Martin has it winced the whole time. Not the biceps, not the lower arm. And then he said, it's more expensive. He goes.

[Will]

It is not. It is not cheap. So, folks, if you're thinking, man, I want this, or if you're 18 and you're ready to fly the nest and you're like, I'm going to get it. Let me tell you something, Johnny D.

[Sadie]

What were you about to say?

[Bobby]

There are consequences to actions. Yeah.

[Sadie]

Yes.

[Bobby]

You act, you do this, that action. There's a consequence to it.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

What if you one day wake up and come to your senses as the Bible says, and look and said, why did I do that?

[Martin]

He end up like Rucker with that naked lady on his arm.

[Will]

Yeah. Anyway, who needs. He need to get it. He need to get a shirt for her.

[Martin]

I offered Rucker. I said there was a group of us.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Martin]

We were gonna pay him a thousand dollars and pay for that girl to be wearing a Duck Commander T shirt as the COVID up.

[Sadie]

Awesome.

[Martin]

And he wouldn't do it.

[Will]

Instead, she's still naked.

[Martin]

He. He doesn't have a clean side and a. He has a dark side and a light side. As Rucker's thing is, this is before Christ.

[Bobby]

They're always fight.

[Martin]

And this is my new life. And these are all Jesus tattoos. And these are all naked ladies and devil. I would put a Duck Commander T shirt on her.

[Sadie]

Wow.

[Martin]

Also, what's up with the people? Because you're clearly this guy.

[Will]

Oh.

[Martin]

You get one tattoo and you just can't stop.

[Sadie]

I can't. I have a. I have a plan for.

[Bobby]

He has a plan a lot more.

[Sadie]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Oh, really?

[Sadie]

You can see the room on my arm.

[Martin]

Like, hey, it's your arm, man.

[Bobby]

I can see Bobby has got a picture of himself on the wall. Okay. And he said, okay, let's see.

[Will]

Can you confirm this?

[Bobby]

What? What? What am I gonna Put here a road.

[Will]

A road map, if you will. Yeah, man, you really need to watch that blind spot show. Cause that whole lady wake. That whole lady wakes up tattooed. Oh, dude, I want to sleep and wake up.

[Sadie]

No, no. I was about to say. Yeah. They're like a lot of sports players, like NBA players, NFL players. They go do procedures. They pay a ton of money. They go under. Under anesthesia, and they get, you know, multiple pieces done on whatever they want. Oh, dude, it's like eight. I was like, five to eight tattoo artists going to work on their bodies.

[Bobby]

My son, LeBron James. LeBron James, when he joined secretly and left and went to visit his sister and join the military, and then he. He was going to be all he could be. He's got a big, giant dragon tattooed on his back.

[Will]

That's because he remembered your jacket.

[Bobby]

Boom. Well, I'm just saying.

[Will]

You did that.

[Bobby]

No, I didn't do it.

[Will]

He heard all the stories about that dragon jacket. He had to get him one.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Hey, if it couldn't find the jacket, then he didn't listen to what dad was saying.

[Will]

He said, you know what's cooler than a jacket?

[Bobby]

What? I do.

[Will]

Big dragon on your. But I bet that hurt.

[Sadie]

Oh, dude.

[Bobby]

Oh, no. I couldn't believe it when he took his shirt off one day. Oh. I looked at Scott. What in the. He said, hey, I like dragons.

[Martin]

Who doesn't like dragons?

[Bobby]

I mean, everybody.

[Will]

Like, they can fly and they breathe fire.

[Bobby]

I said, hey, look, I wore a jacket that had one on it. I didn't want one on my back.

[Sadie]

If I do get anything besides a dragon, I will. I will get the. The returning Christ on my back. That would be pretty sick.

[Bobby]

Oh, that would be on the white.

[Sadie]

Horse with fire coming out the mouth.

[Martin]

That sounds like it hurts.

[Will]

That sounds big.

[Bobby]

Now, hey, y' all, go ahead and.

[Will]

Get back on that TikTok live.

[Bobby]

Since you brought that up, I'm gonna have to do two a week to have that put on me. What?

[Will]

Yeah, a man on a big white horse.

[Bobby]

Yeah, a man on a big white horse.

[Martin]

Size. Get a tattoo, everybody.

[Bobby]

The messiah.

[Martin]

As soon as she's done the episode where she's bar. The next episode, we're going to somebody while we do a podcast.

[Bobby]

I take him over where I go.

[Sadie]

Yeah, that's it.

[Will]

You sure you don't want him on your chest?

[Bobby]

Then try to tell me.

[Will]

Top of that, you could really do something cool with the sword and that scar, you know, Superman.

[Sadie]

Superman style.

[Martin]

Ladies and gentlemen, if you're still here, God bless You. But part B of that. If you are a tattoo artist, will you please send us your renditions of.

[Will]

Of the return?

[Martin]

If I can talk sign to doing it, you can tattoo him live on this podcast.

[Will]

But just know if we go with the chest, there is a pretty long laceration. Right.

[Martin]

You can use it as the sword.

[Bobby]

That's why I'm gonna put it on the back.

[Will]

On your size back. Your back. That's gonna be tough, man. You got that hump back there.

[Martin]

Also, your skin's not tight anymore.

[Will]

You want it? Do you want to go lower back?

[Martin]

I feel like you want to go lower back.

[Bobby]

It's gonna cover the whole back.

[Martin]

You're gonna need those binder.

[Bobby]

There's like the whole back.

[Will]

I hate to tell you, but I see you without a shirt. Any horse you put on you is going to be white.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's true. Yeah, that's true.

[Sadie]

Now, I mean, if. If we were to get somebody do the guy that just did these tattoos right at Twin City.

[Will]

Oh, I don't.

[Martin]

I don't know him.

[Sadie]

Twin City tattoo Caleb Powell.

[Martin]

There you go.

[Sadie]

Twins. That he is very, very talented artist.

[Bobby]

But I'm not going to pay a global amount of money for it. Now.

[Sadie]

He'll take care of you for sure.

[Bobby]

And I won't be asleep. I'm gonna be asleep while they're there.

[Will]

I bet you can swap it out for a advertisement.

[Martin]

You can't be asleep.

[Will]

Let his logo on your tooth. Yeah, you can't be asleep.

[Martin]

We're gonna record a podcast while you're getting it.

[Will]

No, he gotta put him to sleep.

[Bobby]

Oh, well, I gotta be under something.

[Will]

Yeah, he gonna have to be under you.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna be there commentating on. Ow, Ow.

[Martin]

Yeah, I want to laugh my butt off.

[Will]

You can't even hardly touch side without tickling him. Plus, you add pain to that. Now I'll look out.

[Bobby]

I punched a horse one time and like to knock him out. But here's the great thing about it. Their nose are very soft.

[Will]

That was good for you. Or the.

[Bobby]

Oh, no, no, that was good for me because I'm literally. My fist went all the way. Just, you know, jammed it. Well, it was like hitting a pillow. It gave.

[Will]

Wow, what a life.

[Bobby]

But his hand went back, so. Yeah, it would have gave.

[Will]

Why do. Folks, if you're still listening this.

[Martin]

God bless you.

[Will]

Thank you. And I also have a lot of questions, but.

[Martin]

Bible verses tattooed on you.

[Sadie]

No, I don't.

[Will]

However, he said no, they're in that book.

[Sadie]

However, the tattoo the one that I got. The very first one I got.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Sadie]

It is in Hebrew and it says expose or reveal. I got that.

[Will]

That's this one?

[Sadie]

Yeah, the one on my bicep.

[Bobby]

And I was wondering what that was. I was. Yeah. Well, that's Hebrew.

[Sadie]

It is. It's Hebrew. It's just an outline of Hebrew coming from Ephesians, chapter 5, verse 11. And it says have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them and so be the.

[Bobby]

Light you're supposed to be.

[Sadie]

Absolutely. Expose your sin. Expose. Expose anything really. To. To the light.

[Bobby]

Reveal who you really are.

[Sadie]

Absolutely.

[Martin]

Darkness cannot live when there's light shown on it.

[Bobby]

Impossible.

[Martin]

That's a good way to end.

[Bobby]

Is impossible. Darkness, you bring light and it's impossible.

[Martin]

Which is why you should get a.

[Bobby]

Darkness will not survive as long as light keeps coming. Sam.