Uncle Si Calls Out Jep Robertson’s Worst Idea Yet

Summary

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Duck Call Room — Episode Summary

Episode Title: Uncle Si Calls Out Jep Robertson’s Worst Idea Yet
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Air Date: February 5, 2026

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Overview

This episode finds the Duck Call Room crew assembled in the wake of a severe Southern ice storm, sharing stories about coping with power outages, family antics, hunting setbacks, culinary adventures, dating advice, and notably questionable redneck innovation. The crew delivers their signature blend of good-natured ribbing and heart, with Uncle Si leading the charge in calling out Jep Robertson’s bizarre approach to ice fishing.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Aftermath of the Ice Storm

• The episode opens with tales of surviving the deep freeze, managing without power, and dealing with fallen trees and property damage.
• Godwin recounts his practical solution: turning off the water, draining his pipes, and hunkering down with his grandkids (02:14), while others detail picking up limbs and considering going into the limb removal business (03:40).

2. Redneck Ice ‘Fishing’ – Calling Out Jep Robertson

• The core comedy segment: Martin and Si describe witnessing Jep and family attempting to fish... on top of a frozen pond, casting lures across the ice rather than drilling through it (16:05).
  • Quote: "[Jep and his son-in-laws] were literally just top water fishing on top of ice. And I was like, Jeff, I don’t... I don’t think they're gonna be able to come up through the ice, boys." — Justin Martin (16:52)
• Si and the guys declare this officially "redneck time," poking fun at the futility and creativity spawned by boredom.

3. Hunter’s Waffle House Valentine’s Day Adventure

• The crew teases Hunter about his Valentine’s plan: an 8-hour drive to meet his long-distance girlfriend halfway at a Waffle House in Georgia (08:07; revisited at 17:12).
  • Quote: "Hunter’s going to Waffle House for Valentine’s Day." — Justin Martin (17:55)
  • Si approves: "There’s a lot of good people at Waffle House... and they cook a mean BLT, boys!" — Si Robertson (17:55)
• The conversation veers into favorite orders (cheesesteak melt bowl, Fiesta Sunrise Bowl) and the culture of Waffle House dates.

4. Winter Culinary Creativity

• The storm led to some interesting meals: Godwin admits his diabetes management took a hit thanks to the women "getting in the kitchen," while Si waxes poetic about leftover Thanksgiving dressing, duck, and inventive meal ideas involving pie filling and casseroles (25:00–27:00).
• Si claims he could "eat a bathtub full of dressing" — immediately doubted by the table (26:14).

5. Raw Meat & Southern Dining Stories

• Si and Justin debate the merits (or horrors) of eating raw hamburger meat (Parissa) and even raw duck, with a sidebar on beef tartare and “ringneck duck bubble gum” (19:34–23:45).
  • Quote: "If you could get past the mental exploit of eating raw hamburger meat, it was fantastic. But looking at it raw... it was a tough bite." — Justin Martin (20:55)

6. Dating & Young Love Advice: The “Body Slam” Saga

• Fan question: a 15-year-old asks if he should confess his feelings to his best friend's sister. The room erupts into classic Duck Commander “wisdom,” ranging from “just tell her, man” to the running joke about "body slamming" your crush—a long-standing in-joke among fans (35:15–41:00).
  • Quote (Si): “He should tell her. There’s but two answers he can get: yes or no.” (37:06)
  • Godwin, never changing: "Just walk up to her, look her deep in the eyes, and give her a kiss." (36:45)
  • Martin: “Don’t do that!” (36:51)

7. Life Lessons: Storms, Friendship, and Resilience

• The practicalities of living through power outages, protecting a freezer full of deer meat, and sharing resources with friends and relatives form a backbone of real-life Southern wisdom (48:03).
• Si rounds things out with an encouraging reading of Psalm 59:16 and 91:2, reflecting on gratitude for safety and those who keep the lights on (42:43, 53:02).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Ice Fishing Failures:

  • "They were literally just top water fishing on top of ice." — Martin (16:52)
  • Si: “I don’t think they’re gonna be able to come up through the ice, boys.” (16:56)

• On Waffle House Romance:

  • “Hunter's going to Waffle House for Valentine’s Day.” — Martin (17:55)
  • “That’s a good choice. There’s a lot of good people at Waffle House.” — Si Robertson (17:55)

• On Weather & Adaptability:

  • "You just wait till it all melts and see what's under that." — Martin (03:53)
  • "I'm nocturnal now." — Martin (07:29)

• On Raw Meat Adventures:

  • “Why don’t just call it what it is? It’s raw hamburger meat!” — Si Robertson (20:28)
  • “Isn’t that rule number one? Cook hamburger meat!” — Martin (21:12)

• On Dating Advice:

  • “He should tell her. Hey, there’s but two answers he can get: yes or no.” — Si Robertson (37:06)
  • "Are you going to sit on the bench or get in the game?" — Si, via football analogy (39:02)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Discussion | |-----------|-------------------------------------| | 02:14 | Godwin’s ice storm precautions | | 03:40 | Limbs down, tree removal business | | 08:07 | Hunter’s Valentine’s Day plans | | 16:05 | Uncle Si calls out Jep’s ice fishing| | 17:55 | Waffle House Valentine’s seal of approval | | 19:34 | Raw hamburger/Parissa debate | | 25:00–27:00| Southern leftovers & meal stories | | 35:15 | Fan writes in for dating advice | | 36:45 | "Kiss her" debate | | 42:43 | Hulk Hogan and body slam callbacks; sports talk | | 53:02 | Psalm 91:2 - Gratitude & prayer wrap-up |

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Tone & Style

• Humorous, self-deprecating, southern warmth: The banter is friendly but never mean-spirited, full of “redneck ingenuity” and down-home wisdom.
• Playful ribbing: No one is safe from zingers, especially when it comes to Valentine’s Day plans, culinary oddities, or questionable life decisions.
• Earnest and heartfelt: Moments of gratitude and prayer permeate the fun, bringing sincerity and grounding.

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Final Thoughts

This episode of Duck Call Room distills what fans love about the cast: camaraderie, practical survival tips, comedic storytelling, a touch of weird southern culinary lore, and enough “bad advice” to keep you laughing (or shaking your head) for a week. Uncle Si’s rant about fishing on a frozen pond (“This is redneck redneck time!” – 16:32) perfectly encapsulates the spirit. And through chaotic winters and questionably romantic Waffle House dates, the crew keeps it real, always circling back to faith, family, and a good plate of food.

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Verse of the Day: "I will sing of your strength... you are my fortress, my stronghold in times of trouble." (Psalm 59:16) – Si Robertson (52:43)

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Transcript

[A]

Roll that beautiful bean footage. Hunter, get your mic on, buddy.

[B]

What'd he say?

[A]

Oh, we're gonna tell you.

[B]

I didn't. I had my earphone.

[C]

Misunderstood you. Oh, you're about to find out.

[A]

You're about to find out. Hunter's involved. It's a new Hunter episode. There's just not a camera on him.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Is that possible?

[C]

Can you do your job from there? Can you please wear size headset?

[D]

I mean I can until he gets.

[C]

Until he walks in.

[A]

Yeah, whatever's easiest for you, Hunter. You're the overworked, underpaid one.

[C]

Yeah, I will say. If we get a hint he's coming though, you better get out the way because he going to be coming in hot.

[B]

Coming in hot. He'll probably go sit behind the computer screen.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, have you started this? Start the clock.

[B]

Started.

[A]

Hunter.

[B]

You haven't start the clock.

[A]

He got. Hunter wants to be on.

[C]

He's back, baby.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the duck call room.

[C]

And s late and we found the closest thing we could to him.

[A]

Hunter.

[C]

Hunter.

[B]

Hunter. Hunter. Setting in for s. Look at there. Hey, look, you got to push that mic away from you about every two minutes. Push it away. So.

[C]

And then talk and that way I can just do this.

[A]

Start tapping the lip.

[D]

You're out of his left ear or his right ear.

[A]

We've been telling you that for years.

[C]

He can't hear anyway, so it doesn't matter.

[B]

No different.

[C]

There's no difference to him.

[A]

It's just life size asleep right now. Is that the situation?

[C]

He was still in bed.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, is 2 o' clock in the afternoon on a Tuesday.

[B]

Yeah. What difference does that make living right now?

[C]

He was. I get perhaps up late last night. I know he went to visit the lineman.

[A]

He did. He went to. He went to where they're all stationed.

[C]

Yeah, they're at the Ike Hamilton Expo center. Because I think linemen are starting to pull out of town piece by piece. They. They got everybody. Not everybody, but almost everybody back up and running. Galvan, how was your. We talked about our freeze experience yesterday. How was your.

[B]

Oh man. Look, I almost talk. Johanna and Paula. Lot of persuasion with Paula. Because it'll be more comfortable in your house, you know.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Let's get them babies and bring them to the house. She finally won an ib. If we go to them, they'll have to get all these. They'll have to. I said okay, I get it. So we go over our best decision ever. No, didn't even blink. Of course in Arcadia they wouldn't. It didn't stick in the trees. There's no trees down, no limbs down. It's just ice.

[A]

So you were solid, you were with power.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Taking care of grandbabies. Just praise the Lord.

[B]

Just wanting to get home, you know?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I didn't want to get home. I was at home and I didn't want to be.

[B]

There was 10 days. But look, I did empty my hot water tank. It just happened to be in the attic. So I said, it'll be cold up there. I better get that. I better get that empty. And turned water off at the road, flushed the commode, turned all the water faucets on, and we went west.

[A]

Good call.

[B]

I do have a.

[A]

That's wisdom, Hunter.

[B]

I do have a hole in my shop or a limb spirit. It looks like a. I don't know them trees, but, you know the pin oak trees, one took all the heat. The white oak trees, they're intact.

[A]

How many pine trees you live around?

[C]

Yeah, not enough because then pine. Then pine trees took it on the chin.

[B]

Yeah. Them lambs are down.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Thinking about starting a limb removal service because my family has a bunch of limbs on their yards.

[B]

It's gone. We gonna be picking up entrepreneur for years.

[C]

Yeah. You'll have about three, four months worth of work.

[B]

You just wait till it all melts and see what's under that.

[A]

Hunter's quitting us to get in the tree business. He's gonna be a logger, if you will.

[B]

A logger.

[A]

So. Well, we were about to.

[C]

You may want to stick with this.

[A]

You're better.

[C]

Limited knowledge of you, Hunter, probably they ain't gonna take you seriously when you pull up in that orange thing you drive, you start pulling up in that. Talking about tree removal.

[A]

If your car has ever been on a comm. A bunch of hamsters driving around New York City. You're not in for the tree business.

[D]

Not quite that one.

[A]

Same difference. Same difference.

[C]

Well, good for you, goblin. That, that, that.

[A]

I'm. I'm happy for you.

[C]

I'm happy for you. You got. You got.

[A]

And especially Johanna because have it. I mean, the six year old or. How old is she? My seven year old was enough in that ordeal. I can't imagine two, but it was smaller.

[B]

Hey, they cry in stereo.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. I remember them days.

[B]

I mean, one of them gets one of them. Yeah. But it waits and it. They're all in time.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I got a strain because you pick them up and they shut up. You put them back down.

[C]

They crying again.

[A]

They crying Again, pick them up.

[B]

Nothing.

[A]

Hunter, take notes.

[D]

Well, I mean, it's just a good, like, window into how my parents did it.

[A]

I forget.

[B]

Auto wash. Too many twins. Bottle washer and garbage detail. That's what I done.

[C]

Who did the cooking?

[B]

Johanna. She is a very good cook.

[C]

There you go.

[D]

You're gonna have to let us know when they make their own languages. That's apparently what me and my sister did when we were like one or two.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

We'll just start like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[B]

Y' all could understand each other. Yeah, but we couldn't. So you was talking about it. Space.

[A]

Your kids make their own language, Martin.

[C]

Uh huh. They say stuff that I have no idea what they're talking about, but the other one does.

[B]

And I'm like, how is that possible?

[A]

I don't like that. Well, you got to figure it. At some point, they. People started talking to each other.

[B]

Oh, they looking around. They are around looking at you, looking outside. And they'll smile and then they'll quit.

[C]

Did you take them sledding?

[B]

No, on the ice. Didn't take them outside.

[C]

But golly, when did it get bad? So you did. When did you, like, travel back? Like, where. Where was the line, Rustin, or something like coming back home.

[B]

It was on the other side of Shooter.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Between Shooter and Calhoun. That's where it got bad.

[A]

It was a very small window.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

We were just in the middle of said window.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, it was a lot of moisture in there, I guess with the rain.

[C]

Yeah. I don't know.

[B]

It wasn't wet in Arcadia.

[E]

Huh.

[B]

That didn't stick.

[C]

That's crazy, man. Well, I'm glad just to be right there. That's crazy. That's. That's wild times.

[B]

I know. Just right there.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Glad. Yeah, I'm glad. I mean, there's a lot of people still without power and you said you.

[D]

Got yours back yesterday.

[B]

Got it back yesterday.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

I had everything. It was great to sleep in my bed, except for I heard babies crying. That wasn't there.

[A]

I was going to say they brought the babies over.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

That first night back at the house, I sat there and heard a generator running all night that wasn't running. So you just. You kind of get. It's weird the things you get accustomed to.

[A]

You know how many things I've done in the dark over the past week that I could have just flipped a light switch and solved? I just keep doing stuff. I'm like. I'm nocturnal now.

[C]

Yeah. Now I know how to do it. I'm like a bat. I don't need lights about to go around here. Echo, locate.

[B]

The force is with you.

[C]

How do you.

[D]

How do you get anything done?

[C]

What do you mean?

[A]

Hunter, are we about to fight right now?

[D]

There he's. His entire, like, screen is full of, like, files and pictures.

[A]

Yeah, but my job is to put pictures up there.

[D]

You have them all around. Duck call room.

[A]

Well, I want to be able to read duck call room. The background. I don't want stuff in the words Duck call room. So.

[B]

He's a company man.

[A]

We didn't invite you over here for size seat for you to chastise me. We invited you to chastise you. Hunter, what's your plans for Valentine's Day?

[B]

There you go.

[D]

I got reservations for Waffle House now.

[B]

Smothered and covered, baby.

[E]

I know, right?

[C]

Hunter, I'm just curious. What's your Waffle House order? What's your go to Waffle House order?

[D]

It used to be a cheesesteak melt, but now it's a cheesesteak melt bowl.

[A]

Healthy choice. The steak, he's going with the cheese. He's like, I'm at Waffle House, so I'm gonna cut back on the carbs. Please leave the bread off this.

[C]

Mind that 30 weight motor oil. They cook him hash browns in. Which, by the way, I'm here for.

[A]

Hey, they got healthy options at Waffle House now. I got one this morning.

[E]

Did you?

[A]

The Fiesta Sunrise Bowl.

[C]

What is that?

[A]

Just eggs and chicken and vegetables.

[E]

That's awesome.

[A]

It was the only problem, though, this morning. My kids were late to school because me and the boys go to Waffle House on Tuesdays. And the linemen also go to Waffle House on Tuesdays. And I was like, hey, appreciate you guys. Y' all go ahead.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And the boys are like, we're gonna be late for school. Give you a piece of paper. That's fine.

[B]

It'll be all right.

[A]

We'll be fine.

[D]

Waffle House is, like, dimming the lights, creating their own mood lighting. And they're like, setting it. Setting themselves up for Valentine's Day so you can call and make reservations. It's going to be like a whole thing.

[B]

Get you a table by.

[A]

That's what you're going machine.

[B]

You won't have to get up very far. That was a drink.

[D]

That was me and Olivia's, like, first date ever was at a Waffle House.

[A]

I got to learn from you, man. I'm not.

[C]

First date was at 2:00am Well, I mean, that's Generally, when I end up at the Waffle House.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I used to be. Now I'm more everything kind of fella.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I went to Waffle House during the ice storm. Limited. They wouldn't let you add nothing. It was so wild. I was like, well, can I just get double sausage? Because I'm hungry. Like, I want some sausage. They're like, no.

[B]

On the side. Beside.

[C]

Huh? Oh, yeah. I took.

[A]

Martin was all over this town on the side by side.

[C]

I made it. I come to right here in it.

[B]

Did you?

[A]

The whole town was off road, so he just said, why? Why not?

[C]

Yeah, I didn't mind.

[A]

So.

[C]

So is.

[A]

Is your girlfriend, she's down with this Waffle House idea, or have you not told her about it?

[D]

She sent it to me.

[A]

It's a good woman.

[C]

God bless y', all, man.

[A]

I'm not gonna get off that cheap or delicious either.

[D]

So we're meeting halfway in Georgia.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

On Valentine's Day weekend.

[C]

There you go. Where is she from right now?

[D]

She lives in North Carolina right now.

[A]

Does that mean there's plans?

[B]

That's a long walk.

[D]

It's been discussed.

[C]

Are y' all both gonna meet halfway, like, for when y' all both move or. She ain't coming back here, is she?

[D]

It's. We're. It's still being discussed, like, who's going where.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You can't leave us.

[C]

Oh, he gone, son. He been trying to get out of here anyway.

[A]

That's not true, Hunter. That's not true, Hunter.

[C]

He gone. We will have a new Hunter in six months or less.

[A]

No, I'd be so sad.

[C]

Oh, I'm gonna be sad we haven't.

[A]

Gone to the movies together.

[E]

You.

[D]

I. I ask you.

[C]

He's gonna go somewhere with a better theater. There's bad.

[A]

You don't ever want to go to good movies. You want to go to weird stuff together.

[D]

Why stick to something that I don't know? Broaden your horizons, man.

[C]

The star has made it.

[D]

I can move when they make fun.

[B]

Of me more behind the computer.

[A]

We got that first segment in with Hunter. Hunter, I love you. I want you to know that while you're editing this.

[B]

Careful. Easy.

[C]

Well, Goblin, how you been, man? How's things go with it with your diabetes?

[B]

Not good. During the ice storm, Ms. Paula and Johanna getting that kitchen, it ain't. It ain't been real healthy.

[C]

We know that you're getting ready to start with a PhD weight loss. Because Al had 80 pounds down and is 80 pounds down. And this time he's kept it off.

[B]

Yeah, he has. He looking good.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So I said, why not me? But, you know, I lost a bunch of weight, and I'm kind of at a steady place, and I says, I need some help. Well, I heard Al got off half his blood pressure medicine, which I need to do also. There you go. And got off his cpap, which I got one day. So if I could get rid of all that stuff, that'd be awesome.

[C]

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[B]

And I thought, I'll about it. And he said yes. And you know how picky them Robertsons are at eating and stuff.

[C]

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[A]

Get you a good night's sleep.

[B]

He needs a cup of coffee.

[E]

Yeah, I needed it, too.

[A]

I got the best night's sleep all night.

[E]

I was out with all. All the linemen last night.

[C]

How'd that go?

[B]

What'd you do with them?

[E]

We had a lot of fun.

[C]

Good.

[E]

Yeah, we had a lot of fun.

[A]

Did y' all go turn on the electricity of places?

[E]

Oh, we just, you know.

[C]

Or did y' all burn it down?

[E]

No, man, me and Blake burned it down. Did you jumped in there and sang with us?

[C]

Oh, Lord.

[E]

Oh, we had. We had a good time.

[A]

Wait, you were. You were singing to him?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, there was a band.

[E]

Well, Blake.

[A]

Blake just brought.

[E]

Blake played the guitar.

[A]

And you just sang to all the linemen and.

[E]

Yep. Yeah. And they even sang with me.

[C]

Did they?

[E]

Okay. And it was good.

[A]

Why do we not have video evidence of this.

[E]

Oh, that was a good. No, we had a good time.

[A]

That sounds phenomenal.

[E]

Good time? Oh, no, it was.

[A]

It was them dudes came to freeze their butts off, then got to karaoke with Cy Roberts.

[B]

Oh, that's nuts.

[E]

And it was a crew there.

[C]

Yeah. What was your biggest song? What was the. What was the hit of the night?

[E]

Johnny Cash.

[C]

Oh, also Prison Bruce.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Because I got ignorant singing.

[A]

Oh, how do you get ignorant?

[C]

I don't know, but I believe him because he ain't got no voice that may have been yelling into a microphone.

[E]

If you're like stone, don't always tell me I couldn't say.

[C]

Hey.

[A]

I didn't say you couldn't.

[E]

When I was on the road, boys, I made 300 grand.

[A]

Thank you, Bob.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

If that ain't a professional singer, I don't know what is.

[E]

Little, you know, nest egg.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

We should go back on the road.

[E]

Me and you.

[B]

Gone. Yeah.

[E]

All right. Oh, I would in a heartbeat for 300.

[C]

Don't leave me here.

[A]

I'm trying to keep this pie a very simple cut.

[C]

Yeah, cutting fours is not a problem when you're.

[E]

When you're about 3/4 ham.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay. Hey, you enjoy being in front of a crowd?

[C]

I do like him.

[B]

Okay, Maybe I ain't fished in a week.

[C]

What?

[E]

Oh, you ain't been fishing?

[C]

This is where God one Guides is.

[E]

Hey, go the doctor. Something's wrong with you, boy.

[B]

Yeah, it's ice. I pull that boat out, I'm gonna slide off in the woods.

[E]

Hey, look, they ice fish. I ain't doing ice fish.

[A]

No, our boy Juicy was ice fishing fishing with the boys. 84 has made his way to some Minnesota ice fisherman.

[E]

Oh, no way. Yeah, we met. Me and Philip did that. Hey, that baby's checked off list and never will be be on it again.

[A]

I have a point to bring. So the other day, I'm on my back porch and you know, I got a much better view of Jephthah now.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

A lot of branches.

[E]

A lot of branches are gone.

[A]

And Jephthah and his son in laws. I'm pretty sure it was Jepta and his son in laws. It might have just been the son in law.

[E]

Oh, they done got bored.

[A]

They done got bored.

[E]

Yep. Okay.

[A]

And we're in a bind.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

And the pond is now frozen over for me to Jephthah. I ain't walking over it. No, they didn't walk over it.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Is that redneck redneck time?

[A]

And I look over and they're casting on top of the ice or what?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

I just. I watched for 30 minutes just because that's how bored I was. And I was like, maybe, maybe something.

[E]

Will break through right here during ice storm, boys.

[A]

And they were literally just top water fishing on top of ice. And I was like, I don't. Jeff, I don't.

[E]

I don't think they're gonna be able to come up through the ice, boys.

[A]

I don't think that's how it works.

[B]

Well, there you.

[A]

But I hadn't seen him, so I need to ask him what the plan was there. Before you got here, Hunter was telling us that he has reservations for Valentine's Day with his girlfriend.

[E]

I figured something out. Now this is just my, my opinion.

[A]

I'm excited to hear it.

[E]

And hey, in a way, it's a smart thing. Okay, Hunter scared of women.

[A]

Who is it?

[E]

I don't blame him.

[B]

I was her idea.

[E]

No, no.

[A]

Do you know where he's got reservations to?

[E]

What?

[A]

Guess what restaurant Hunter has booked reservations to and he's going to drive 8 hours to go to.

[E]

Well, name some restaurants because my mind went blank.

[A]

Well, in that area, Captain D's, McDonald's, Denny's, Waffle House.

[E]

Or do you think going to Denny's.

[A]

No, no. Hunter's going to Waffle House for Valentine's Day.

[E]

Well, hey, that's a good choice. There's a lot of good people at Waffle House. They're very friendly. And look, they cook a mean blt. Boys.

[D]

Thanks, I appreciate it.

[E]

Okay. And what it ain't the fries. What do they call it?

[B]

Ash brown.

[E]

Huh? Ash brown. Yeah.

[A]

You got size stamp of approval, Hunter?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Go to the Waffle House.

[D]

That's all I needed.

[C]

And take you a cigar wrapper and put on her finger.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Do not leave that Waffle House till she agrees.

[E]

Where are you going? Where are you going, Hunter?

[D]

I'm going to Georgia.

[C]

Where?

[E]

Georgia?

[A]

Georgia, Atlanta.

[D]

We're meeting halfway.

[E]

You need to go to New Orleans and go to the spinning. Spinning restaurant that's at the top.

[A]

There's one of those in New Orleans.

[E]

Me and my girlfriend went there one time.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that was hilarious.

[C]

You sure the restaurant was spinning?

[E]

Oh, yeah, yeah. The spinning restaurant down there where you're dining and. And you're seeing all of it was funny. We go in, me, me and his little 17 year old, you know, and we all. There is ancient people. Like, you know, when I'm ancient, they. Some of them probably was the Egyptians, you know, these People were an these people, when I say say anxious. They were elderly.

[C]

Sure his head ain't spinning right now.

[E]

Some of me when I look by, I said, are them mummies? Are they real?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I there there hasn't revolving restaurant since the 80s in New.

[E]

Hey, would you eat raw hamburger meat?

[B]

I have.

[C]

I have too.

[E]

You got to be kidding me.

[C]

When it's.

[E]

Hey, that was one of the. That's one of the. The main stays at that stupid restaurant.

[A]

No.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean not just a whole bunch of it.

[E]

Telling you, I don't know how many people were in that thing, but I'm telling you, half of them had five pounds of hamburger meat piled on a plate. Oh, raw hamburger.

[C]

It wasn't that much.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

I don't believe this.

[E]

Hey, I'm telling you, that's what I saw.

[B]

Tell Si he's awake. He ain't sleeping no more.

[E]

That's the first time the waiter asked me. He said, you want raw hamburger made? I said, no, son, I want mine in patties and cooked.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And then had put it between the bun. Put some lettuce, tomato.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Hamburger. Making sure I had the name right. Yeah, I've eaten it. It's called Parissa.

[A]

What?

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

And it's got a fancy name.

[B]

Orissa.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Hey, why don't just call it what it is? It's raw hamburger meat.

[C]

Yeah, we ate it on a cracker.

[E]

You went to the name butcher shop, said, hey, grab me up some hamburger.

[C]

The dish is called put it on.

[A]

Plate per beef tartare.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

I mean that was.

[C]

Stop at a little place outside San Antonio called Jukes and get some parissa. That was like their big what they're known for. You eat it on a salt cracker.

[E]

I was that. That's what they started at night.

[C]

If you could get past the mental exploit of. Of eating raw hamburger meat as closed your eyes, it was fantastic. But like looking at the raw coming to it was. It was a tough hold on. It's a tough bite.

[A]

Isn't that like rule number one Cook hamburger meat.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Well, they say they grind there. They said that was like ground ribeye.

[B]

It was organic.

[A]

That's.

[C]

I don't know.

[E]

Well, I don't care if it's prime beef. Yeah. Oh, raw ain't no good.

[B]

I'll eat raw tuna.

[E]

You ate what?

[B]

Raw tuna.

[E]

Well, hey, I'm cooking. I ain't a juicy a sushi fella.

[C]

Did I tell you what we did in Missouri?

[E]

No.

[A]

I don't even want to eat A.

[E]

Lot of raw fish?

[C]

No, not fish, no. We ate a piece of raw duck. Ring neck, mind you.

[E]

A ring neck?

[C]

Yeah. Cut it real thin, dipped it in some soy sauce and, and, and ate it. It was like ring neck bubble gum, the bigger it got. But I, I can check that one off my list. Look, sometimes you take a bite of something and you're like, all right, this is legit. And for me, that was tritels beef. Look, it is so good, it is so tender. It's prime upper choice beef from American cowboys and ranchers. And you will taste the difference the first time that you cook it. Look, you can even tell the difference just looking at it. Their steaks are aged to perfection and rival you would get at a steakhouse. Look, I've cooked the New York strips, I've cooked the fillets, now I've cooked the hamburger meat. It's all fantastic.

[E]

Well, what got me was it's high quality beef plus high quality flavor.

[C]

Well, and it's a family business. It's fifth generation family ranch. And the same people that do the ranching, they're responsible for every box of meat that they ship to your family. Look, they're out there raising cattle, they chasing calves, they're packing your order and they're sending it to you. The beef is rich and tender and the marbling is off the charts. And of course, we love that military veterans and first responders get a discount. Look, tritels beef is the real deal. And you're putting something on the table that reflects care, continuity, and something worth passing down. That's what trails is all about. So go to tribe.com to learn more or order your first trys box straight from their ranch to your door. That's t r y beef.com duck and you'll even get 10% off your first order. And they're throwing in some free meat for you. Go check it out. That's t r y beef.com duck.

[A]

Martin, there's nowhere on the Internet that says you should eat ring neck ducks raw.

[C]

Oh, I know we should ring neck ducks.

[A]

You just did it.

[B]

Oh, yeah. He's an outlaw.

[C]

One of them.

[B]

You know what the difference in outlaws and in laws is? One of them's wanted.

[C]

Oh, hey, what's the difference?

[B]

One of them's wanted.

[A]

I ain't saying nothing. I had to stay at my in law's house. I appreciated that bed very much.

[C]

Yeah, everybody better be easy right now because you got stuck with.

[B]

Can't say nothing when I. Electricity's okay.

[A]

I love my in laws. Oh, man. Oh, you getting some tea?

[E]

Do what?

[C]

Yeah, I don't. I don't recommend raw ducks, but I don't.

[A]

Neither does the usda.

[C]

Yeah, we did it. Well, you've gonna follow everything they said. Everything's happened since 2020.

[A]

It's a good point.

[E]

That's what I have for supper last night.

[B]

What's that?

[C]

Waffle hat.

[B]

I had.

[E]

No, I had dressing and then Woody's.

[A]

I cooked up with Thanksgiving.

[E]

Oh, it was fine.

[B]

I had a roast and mashed taters and gravy and green beans.

[E]

All I needed. All I need was fresh cut homemade bread. The little cherry tomatoes.

[B]

I had about a 13 pound dill.

[E]

Pickles cut up bite size. And then the duck and dressing.

[A]

You ate pickles and Thanksgiving leftovers.

[E]

Oh, that's one of my best meals. Dressing and duck, fresh tomatoes, the cherry ones, little ones, and then pickles, dill pickles cut up into bite size.

[B]

What, you still had leftovers from Thanksgiving?

[C]

Hey, you don't have to cut your hammer. You got.

[E]

Hey, when I made that dressing for Thanksgiving, I had two.

[A]

9 by 13s.

[E]

What do you call them?

[B]

Casserole pans.

[C]

Casserole.

[E]

Yeah, casserole dishes. Pull. And then you froze them. Yeah, my wife froze it.

[A]

Yeah, then you thawed one out yesterday. Or I just thawed out because of the power.

[E]

No, no, we thawed it out. She thawed out.

[B]

No, then we had some kind of.

[E]

But I had. I mean, I got the greatest cook on them wood ducks there ever was. I tried to pick them up with a fork and every time I stick them just in his chest, it'd come off. So I literally had to just use a strainer to get my meat out of the stupid broth. And we mixed it.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

With the dressing. Oh, it was good.

[A]

He's still on the dressing.

[E]

It was.

[B]

Bet you it was. You like dressing, don't you, sir?

[E]

I love it.

[C]

Why don't you make us a first time?

[E]

Hey, I could eat a bathtub full of dressing.

[A]

No, you couldn't.

[E]

I'm telling you I could.

[A]

A small bathtub, I would have.

[E]

Oh, I'd have trouble, you know, dipping it through a five gallon bucket, cooking it. But hey, I could eat a. I'm telling you, I could eat.

[B]

Well, I could eat 18 pecan pies.

[C]

What, you still ain't had one, huh?

[B]

Oh, no.

[E]

Well, hey, go get you one. You deserve it.

[C]

I need you just survived an ice apocalypse. Go get you one. What's worse, saying that thing.

[B]

Oh, I took it out because it just about burned up. Johanna don't cook very healthy, but it was good.

[E]

Hey, since you brought that up, I'd like to have the, the, the filling.

[B]

For that.

[E]

Don't even put in pecan. Just have the filling that you put in pecan pie.

[B]

Oh yeah, make me a.

[E]

Make me a pecan pie. Filling.

[C]

It ain't nothing.

[E]

Sandwich.

[A]

Wait, it ain't. What are you going to use as bread, huh?

[B]

Graham cracker?

[E]

No, ain't a pie crust.

[B]

Graham cracker.

[E]

Might have rolled out one in pizza. Round pizza. And use that as a. As a crust. Oh, and then a little cinnamon sugar butter drizzle sandwich.

[A]

Now you're talking.

[C]

You know that ain't nothing.

[E]

Roll it up like a burrito.

[C]

That feelings like butter. Eggs. Karo syrup.

[E]

Oh, that'd be fine too.

[C]

Brown sugar.

[E]

Cut it then cut it in bite size. Roll it in a roller. All things cigar and cut it bite size. And then do what he said. I want the syrup and all that.

[A]

I hope to Tino's is listening because that's a pizza roll. Pecan roll.

[E]

I have to.

[A]

People could get behind.

[B]

I guarantee I could.

[A]

You could tell we've been trapped for a long time and we're coming up with things like that.

[E]

Martin, I'll sell you. I got up, said I didn't get enough meat yet.

[B]

Johanna made it.

[C]

Oh, you're hungry.

[B]

I want that frozen meal. She talking.

[C]

Have them deliver lunch to S. I'm gonna hit them.

[B]

Put them in them tangerines.

[E]

When I get back to the house, eat about 10 of them.

[C]

10 tangerines in one sitting.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Oh, they're good, man.

[A]

Vitamin C. Secret to his health.

[E]

Gotta get my vitamin C. My eyes.

[B]

Would be squinted out.

[C]

I say this. When S gets on something he don't.

[A]

Get off of and he stays on it full bore.

[C]

Oh boy. Boy.

[A]

Man's eating duck and dressing from.

[C]

Thanks. Still got your ice cream problem.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I ain't heard.

[C]

What are you. What are you on to now?

[E]

Hey, no, no, still on the bar.

[B]

I got.

[E]

Philip has some ice cream since I've been staying with him during the ice storm. And hey, he was just too sweet. He needs to buy Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo ice cream bars. Vanilla. Yeah, that's a dipping. Dipping chocolate.

[A]

Just want a Mickey bar.

[E]

Oh yeah, I got a moo bar.

[A]

Moo bar.

[E]

Yeah. And there's about, oh, 14 of them in a. In a.

[A]

In a box.

[E]

Box.

[C]

How long does that last?

[E]

14 of it. One set.

[A]

Oh, that's just the blue Bell.

[E]

Yeah, it's a Blue Bell special.

[A]

I thought we were about to come out with something groundbreaking.

[E]

Oh, no, it is groundbreaking.

[C]

This is the.

[E]

Hey, them are the finest bars. Ice cream bars there is. I'm serious.

[A]

If anyone listening works at Blue Bell.

[C]

Look at that guy on the back.

[A]

I need to replace the guy on the packaging.

[C]

I don't.

[E]

I don't.

[C]

I've never liked the sticks. Oh, hey, I don't.

[A]

You don't like a Creamsicle?

[C]

Oh, I don't like a tongue depressor up in the middle of my. My eyes?

[A]

That's not a tongue depressor. That's an ice.

[C]

I don't know.

[E]

Look at all the kind of different flavors that they got a. They got a very good ice cream.

[C]

Who?

[E]

Blue Bell.

[A]

We're on Blue Bell's website.

[E]

A lot of good choices.

[C]

Butter Crunch. That's a. That's a good one.

[A]

They got some Blue Bell Pro high protein. Now that's about to change my life. I'm gonna eat one a night.

[C]

What they got. They got protein ice cream.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Really?

[A]

I've been making it at home myself. And it's really put it up or out. Quite average.

[C]

33 grams of protein. 117 grams.

[E]

Not healthy for you.

[A]

Yeah, it is. It says it right there.

[C]

Look at all the protein.

[E]

Quality's too hot.

[B]

Got to be.

[A]

I miss ice cream.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I need to know more about that now.

[A]

You want to know what my wife said the other day, though, when we were stuck at the house? She said, man, Eskimo sounds good. And I was like, oh.

[B]

I went. We did do that one time before the ice storm.

[A]

Oh, yeah. But like in the middle of the.

[B]

Ice storm, I got me a concrete sherbet.

[A]

That sherbert's pretty dope.

[E]

My wife is a sherbert Small.

[C]

I'm a big fan of that Andy's.

[E]

My wife loves sherbet.

[C]

That Andy's frozen custard.

[A]

No, that ain't there to go. You ain't got nothing on Eskimo.

[C]

And it's good. It is good.

[E]

Oh, where's the banana pot?

[B]

I gotta get it because I gotta get serious.

[C]

You gotta get back on the plane.

[B]

Gotta get back when you go fishing again. I can't. Oh, man, is it raining tomorrow?

[E]

Gotta warm up.

[A]

No, you're good. Tomorrow they gonna be bite.

[C]

But you better hope it's rain melted your eyes.

[B]

I got to. Yeah, I gotta check that. And I got to. Well, I got to wait on a feller. Come give me an estimate.

[E]

Well, you like your new boat?

[B]

All them lamb? Yeah, I love that new boat.

[C]

Well, you gave me crappie last time. So if somebody needs to shovel your garage out your boat trailer, it's on the back of it.

[B]

Huh?

[E]

What's on the back of it?

[B]

350 Suzuki. It won't go, but 62.

[E]

62.

[A]

Too fast.

[E]

That's too fast.

[A]

Thank you. I'm with this.

[E]

Oh, no, no, no. I went with bass fishing one time and he opened it up, it's probably running 60.

[B]

And I said, hey, he's probably going faster now.

[E]

I shut it down. He said, what? What? I said shut it down. I said it's too fast.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[E]

Go. Go about 10 miles an hour. We don't need to go for no 62 miles an hour.

[B]

Why do you need to Cruise around about 50?

[E]

We hit a. If we hit a stump, we're going to die.

[B]

So I ain't no hurry or hit.

[E]

One of the big cypress trees would die. And he comes sliding around Darvon Creek, wide open.

[B]

Interesting me.

[E]

Every time. Every time he turned around a curve, I thought. I was thinking we sticking to a Rollo over on the bank.

[B]

And I was terrified of being.

[E]

Cause it would slide all the way right to the edge and then catch and take off. Now 62 miles an hour. Too fast.

[B]

He was proud of going faster than that.

[A]

Yeah, I'm a big 30 to 40 kind of fellow.

[B]

No need to go where I put in. No more.

[A]

Real fast. Godwin don't know nothing but fast.

[B]

Our crappie fishermen, we just. Our. Our main use is the petroleum motor.

[E]

Petroleum.

[B]

That's what this guy said. My petroleum motor went out. I said, what?

[C]

I love old people, man.

[A]

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[E]

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[B]

Oh no, what is that?

[C]

Start it right.

[A]

I got a new. I got. All right, William from Columbus, Ohio, emails in. And the best part about this is he asked now in the last couple hours, last 24 hours, he asked for a question, but Google has given me the suggested reply, which is hilarious. Anyway, morning y'. All. My name is William from Columbus. I like a girl I go to church with. I see her every Sunday and Wednesday. She's also my best friend's sister. Oh, I've liked her for a couple years. I've been praying for guidance and patience because I'm 15 and she's 16. Free ride, man. But I really want to know if she feels the same. Should I tell her how I feel and ask if she feels the same? Just wondering Yalls opinion. My suggest honor my suggested reply from Google William is, and I quote, tell her man. Like I can literally hit a button right now and it'll send back. Tell her, man.

[C]

Yeah, go for it. What could go wrong?

[D]

Take her to Waffle House.

[B]

Yeah, well. Oh man, he needs to know.

[A]

You gotta know. If you don't know what is known as manageable. I feel like we're back on episode seven.

[B]

He needs to just walk up to her and look at her deep in her eyes and just give her a kiss and say.

[A]

Did you say kiss before he tells her he likes her? Don't do that.

[B]

Well, he's telling her he likes her by kissing her.

[A]

I don't know the rules anymore. I feel like we're just. I feel like we've thrown all the rules. I have no idea. Sigh. What do you think you should do.

[E]

He should tell her. Hey there. But two answers he can get.

[C]

That's a lot of truth.

[E]

Yes or no.

[A]

Then you move on.

[B]

I mean, at all. How long's he known her?

[A]

A few years. His best friend's sister. You might want to tell your best friend first.

[B]

Well, I mean, if it's been a few years and best friend, it's got to be obvious by now.

[E]

Well, he was worried about. He's 15, she's 16. That ain't no deal.

[A]

Why is that not a deal? That's a good deal.

[E]

No, she can drive.

[A]

Right?

[B]

He can do with a permit.

[E]

Well, hey, it's one year difference.

[B]

Unless they live in the country, then it don't matter.

[A]

Maybe he's afraid of women like Hunter.

[E]

Well, they. Hey, they need to get over the fear.

[B]

Yeah. Hey, why has it got to be.

[E]

There'S nothing to be afraid of except life itself?

[C]

Y' all gonna have this poor old boy.

[A]

There's nothing to fear but fear itself.

[C]

And rejection. Also rejection. It's a very big fear for a lot of people.

[E]

Hey, look, you don't have to get over it. You don't have that in your life.

[C]

Bro. You got time. It don't matter.

[E]

And look, it's like the ocean is full of fish. The world is full of women, son.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I throw them back all the time.

[A]

Fish or women? That's good because I want to clarify that.

[C]

And women. Fish.

[A]

Hey, very.

[E]

Hey, hey. The fun in this is the pursuit.

[B]

Yeah. It ought to be obvious by now. They ought to both know.

[A]

She knows, William. She knows.

[E]

Here's my advice.

[B]

And he's okay. And I'm gonna use football to make a move.

[E]

Are you going to sit on the beach? Are you going to get in the game?

[A]

Oh, I quit football. Just.

[C]

I thought we were going to have the tush push. Now, where we were going.

[A]

Get your buddies behind and just go for it.

[C]

Go. Right on.

[E]

You get off the bench and get in the game, son.

[B]

Yeah. Kiss her.

[E]

Go.

[B]

If she don't stop.

[C]

Godwin has really changed his. His tune, you know, because the first time he told somebody this, he said body slam them.

[B]

Well, you could.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey, walk up there and body.

[E]

There's a couple of theories.

[B]

You got to get them for you.

[E]

You cut the caveman style.

[B]

You know, I was a rat.

[C]

I wonder how our body slamming couple is. Something tells me.

[B]

I don't know.

[E]

Here's the bad part.

[A]

It worked.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. I wonder. It's been a while. You're okay.

[E]

Until you run up on one that enjoys the body slamming.

[B]

Oh, she did. That's why she kept messing with me.

[C]

I tell you, she just wanted to be body slam.

[A]

I tried to find it.

[E]

Hey, I asked. You know, some of them are waiting for that, right.

[A]

Do you know how many emails we've gotten? 36 years later, body slam in some. Somewhere in it.

[E]

Too many.

[A]

Yeah, I was going to go see if he ever emailed back. Somebody body slammed their mom.

[C]

I think.

[B]

No, that ain't.

[C]

She deserved it. That's probably what led to the waffle House.

[E]

Well, hey, you look at all the sports we have.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Hey, when there's. When there's body slamming going on. Hey, you know, that's why everybody likes hockey.

[A]

It's a fun sport.

[E]

There's a lot of body slamming going on. Catch you in the corner and then just ram you wide open on skates.

[A]

The last email I got that had the words body slam in it said I'm very concerned and confused. Are we? When you tell the audience to body slam your crush, what do you mean by that?

[B]

Pick them up and slam them on the ground. If they can't now, there's just certain instances if they messing with you, your body, they want a little aggression.

[E]

I like it. 36 years later, they want a little aggression.

[A]

All right. There was one that we found.

[B]

Woman. Won't you later.

[E]

Oh my goodness.

[A]

Spiritually and body sl.

[E]

I wish I could. I wish I could run the. The film that's going through my mind right now of when I used to date.

[B]

That was BC.

[E]

I had more fun.

[A]

Dating body slam Junior. Ashley tried. Okay. This is like a three year old email I'm reading right now.

[B]

Oh, did we not answer? Hey, I wonder if they still listening.

[A]

Who knows? Anyway, there's a lot of body slam questions.

[E]

Hey, that reminds me about when Hulk Hogan was in his prime.

[A]

What was he doing?

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Body slamming.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Hey.

[A]

Yeah, the body slam. I really want to know if they made it.

[B]

But she's wanting you to wrestle her back.

[A]

It worked. I remember it working that many years ago.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I don't remember if it ever came back.

[E]

Hey, don't know if it.

[A]

And most people that ask dating advice say, I'm not going to body slam them. But do you have any advice?

[E]

Why not just take it back to my.

[B]

You don't body slam dance.

[C]

Very key. They gotta ask for the body slam.

[B]

If they don't come up and frog you on the arm or paint you on right here in a tender spot.

[C]

Then you don't body slam.

[B]

Don't body slam.

[C]

It's kind of like don't go ninjas.

[B]

Somebody, hey, they want to play. Let's play.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

So you body slam them.

[B]

It works, I'm telling you.

[A]

I believe you.

[C]

I feel like we really need to.

[B]

Go to the body.

[E]

Here's another word for body power lifter.

[B]

So attention, attention.

[E]

You're giving her attention.

[F]

Hey, y'.

[B]

All.

[F]

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[G]

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[F]

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[G]

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[E]

Anyways, what did I thank you for, John Davis?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I'm just reading a few emails, see if we get any good ones.

[D]

John Davis, are there any Valentine's Day emails?

[C]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Well, there's none that say that for hot date ideas because you've apparently already.

[B]

Won that Valentine's Day.

[C]

What is this?

[B]

Oh, I gotta think of something to get Paul.

[A]

Somebody made us a whole March Madness bracket.

[E]

Well, what about y'?

[C]

All?

[D]

Do y' all have any Valentine's Day plans?

[B]

I ain't playing nothing. I need to be.

[C]

I'll be in Nashville at the NWTF convention.

[B]

He's gonna be gone, so if you.

[C]

Want to find me on Valentine's Day. NWTF Convention Nashville, Tennessee.

[B]

All else fails, I get her a bag of corn.

[E]

You find Hunter and his woman.

[A]

That you better be careful in the Waffle House. Did you see, old boy? That Waffle House whooped at ours.

[C]

Somebody got whooped.

[A]

You didn't see it?

[C]

No.

[B]

What did they take somebody's bacon?

[C]

What'd he do?

[A]

It was not a good look for the town of West Monroe, but we had been trapped inside. It was like Tuesday when most people still weren't trying to get out. Some old boy was kind of chewing out a worker.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And said he was going tell her boss and get her fired. And he was leaving. Then some other old boy, you know, sitting at the Waffle House bar. Those are the ones you got to watch for when they don't sit at a booth.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They're not afraid of being uncomfortable.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

He turned around, said, you need to shut your mouth is what it looked like. And that guy didn't. And then that guy got his mouth shut.

[C]

Do we have video?

[A]

Yeah, there's video.

[C]

Yeah. Why are we just talking about this? Because we could watch it.

[A]

It's. Let me find it. But it was it. And it was, sadly, an old man, it looked like that got whooped. Got whooped.

[B]

Well, oh, man. How you. How old you saying he was?

[C]

That's what happened.

[A]

Too old to run his mouth in a Waffle House and get what?

[C]

Yeah, when you. When you w. A f O.

[B]

That's what.

[C]

Waffle around while ago.

[B]

He's talking about people being old when he was 17. Who. So a while ago.

[C]

Now he's one of them. Yeah, now he's one of them Egyptians.

[B]

Like Cecilio said, our lady at work, she. She don't even. She don't even need to be driving. Paula said, well, how well is she? He said, oh, about 60. Oh, God. I was thinking, well, you know what? You're 63.

[C]

Yeah. You know what your son in law thinks about you, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. There you go.

[B]

Well, now, I didn't mean that.

[C]

Yeah, of course, you never get. You never mean it until you. Till you mean it.

[A]

Oh, man, I misspelled. House.

[B]

Oh, house.

[C]

Waffle House.

[A]

Yeah, that just. There was a typo. I can't find it no more.

[B]

It's gone.

[A]

It was that our Waffle House, though, mark it down. Head Gummet and that person, that old boy. If you're listening, man, we'd love to talk to you about it, because that was not a great look for you. And what, What, What? What was going on, Elsie?

[C]

I mean, we get it. It was a stressful time.

[B]

He didn't have no pie. Probably lost all his deer. Deer meat in the freezer.

[C]

Did you lose anything?

[B]

No. I went and took my generator. See, I grabbed up generator and gas and heaters and we took off to Johannes. Well, after about the third day, I got the thing about all that deer meat in the freezer. I said, I'm gonna load this generator up and go back to the house and hook them freezers up.

[C]

So no crappie lost? No, no, no deer meat loss. None of that.

[B]

It's all good.

[E]

Good grief.

[A]

There's a lot of fights at Waffle House. If you just type in Waffle House fight, you got to really try and narrow it down.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Well, yeah, the only thing. We had a little bit of a mess, but I didn't think to empty the ice maker.

[A]

Oh, that, that. Yep. That happened to us.

[C]

Yeah. And it ended up in your floor. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't. I never. That one, for whatever reason didn't cross my mind. But I'm the ice maker use while.

[A]

That boy was buying ice at the store that day.

[C]

Oh, I still got coolers. It's full of the ice from the storm in it. I grabbed them up because I was like, man, if this goes too far. I just took a shovel and threw them in a cooler, and they're still in there rock hard.

[B]

Bet you're. My freezer in the shop is full of water. Now it's full of block of ice.

[C]

Yeah, probably.

[B]

Oh, my goodness. I didn't think about that. I had about four bags in there.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

The bottom of yours is three inches of ice.

[B]

Good curry.

[A]

Oh, no, there's no. I can't find it. Oh, found it.

[E]

Oh, he found it.

[A]

Nope, that's a different Waffle House fight. Why is there. Hey, y' all quit? Great place to get breakfast. Why are so many people fighting in the Waffle House?

[B]

Oh, good night.

[C]

Well, I'm making sausage balls tonight.

[B]

Are you sausage balls? Yeah. I don't know. I might make some gourmet hot dogs.

[E]

Oh, gourmet hot dogs where you fry.

[C]

Bacon and stuff to put on it.

[E]

Everything should go on them on chili.

[B]

Chili jellied out ch. Grated cheese. Not the store bought cheese.

[C]

Chili dog.

[A]

Grated cheese is so much.

[B]

Toasted bun.

[A]

They wiped that video from the Internet.

[C]

Anytime somebody gets bell pepper.

[B]

Yeah, it ain't much on it.

[E]

Sauerkraut.

[A]

When I tell you he got one firecrack.

[E]

Oh, yeah. Hey, you might as well go whole hog. You gonna make a quality.

[B]

I do have a little bit of German descent, but. Huh. I ain't much on tirecraft.

[E]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Oh, wait. I sent it to my friends.

[B]

Oh, did you?

[A]

I bet you it's somewhere on here.

[E]

No, to find it.

[C]

Boy.

[A]

The friends group message is gonna have it.

[E]

It's gonna have it.

[B]

You think?

[A]

Yep. Found it.

[E]

He found it.

[A]

Anytime you see something like this, you got to send it to your buddy.

[C]

Does it still exist?

[A]

I'm pretty much in charge of me and my buddy's group message and ridiculous.

[C]

The links. Yawn, ain't it?

[B]

Oh, reload.

[A]

And the police took it down.

[E]

The police.

[A]

Sorry. If you're out there and you have that video, I'd like to show it to Martin. I didn't send it to you.

[C]

I don't think so.

[A]

I apologize, man. It was a good one.

[B]

Well, he said he sent it to his friends.

[C]

Yeah, I don't make that cut.

[A]

No, I'm.

[C]

I'm in the cut. I'm just not in that group text.

[A]

He's not in the stupid group text cut.

[C]

Which, by the way, thank you.

[A]

I know you.

[C]

I don't like a group text, so.

[A]

I'm in charge of that group text. Sending all the weird stuff. Yeah, that's a sad day.

[C]

I'm not a fan of group text overall.

[B]

All right, then.

[C]

Especially a big group. Small groups, fine. Like one, two, maybe three. But outside of that, there's a lot of people with a lot of time on their hands to send stuff in them. I always have to hit mute or do not disturb or you just see Justin. Martin left the chat.

[A]

Do you leave chat?

[C]

Oh, I'll leave one.

[A]

That one time it really offended people.

[C]

Yeah, I was like, deal with it. Yeah, it's okay. The now. I don't know, man. It's where I don't even know what we're doing.

[B]

Me either.

[A]

Well, I was really on a mission to find that old boy getting whooped in the waffle house and I.

[B]

What's next? Hopefully we don't have any more bad weather coming up.

[C]

Oh, you bet you. Now that we're tornado alley, I'm sure the Pine trees that are left are.

[B]

Oh, yeah. The wind blockers are now unblocking when they're just.

[C]

We got a bunch of telephone poles here. Yeah, that's what they look like. It is straight up. Buzzard, rooster.

[B]

What about the lime pan plantations? How does that work? I guess they chip it up anyway, so.

[C]

Yeah, probably start over. Yeah. I don't know.

[B]

Golly.

[E]

I will sing of your strength in the morning. I will sing of your love. You are my fortress, my Solomon, in times of Trouble, baby.

[A]

Psalm 59, 16. There's your verse of the day. He read it.

[E]

There you go. Oh, I didn't do it. That guy last night, alignment told me to see what song. What. Psalms 91.

[C]

Psalm 91. 2.

[E]

Look. Huh?

[C]

The Lord is my refuge. That's the one I have on my song.

[E]

Yeah, because I look up Psalm 21, baby.

[A]

Whoever dwells in the shelter of the most high will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, he is my refuge in my fortress, my God in whom I trust.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Even when there's. I said I'm 91, too.

[C]

I carry it in my pocket every day. It's handwritten.

[A]

You might need a new Sharpie, by the way. I couldn't tell what it said.

[C]

Yeah, I just know it's all 91, too.

[A]

There you go.

[E]

Well, I can't believe I actually remembered it correctly.

[C]

There you go.

[E]

And it was 91.

[A]

There it is.

[E]

He said, hey, go home tonight. Read Psalms 91.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, there you go.

[A]

That's what I'd have been saying if I was in a bucket truck in 28 degrees with it freezing rain.

[C]

Well, you know what I'm saying.

[E]

I said a prayer for him last night that the Lord keeps all of them safe into.

[C]

Amen.

[E]

Hey, update. Fooling with that electricity before we get out of here, especially in cold, cold.

[A]

Cold, cold, cold weather. I. I mentioned on the last episode, the little kid that got elect way better today.

[E]

And I said a prayer for them. Yeah, all of them that got involved and got.

[A]

And there's a couple linemen.

[E]

Heal them. Heal them and bring them back to their normal normalcy.

[A]

They're getting there. I mean, there's some problems, but there's good reports, especially with the kid. I'm the lineman. There's one that's struggling still, but still making it. So keep praying for all those people if you're out there.

[C]

Amen. All right, well, we'll see y' all next time right here in the duck call room.

[B]

All right.

[E]

That was.

[A]

Well, you're only here for half of it. Please use it.