Uncle Si Calls Out Willie & Jase’s Mistreatment on the Golf Course

Summary

Podcast Summary: Duck Call Room – Episode: "Uncle Si Calls Out Willie & Jase’s Mistreatment on the Golf Course"

Release Date: April 1, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, and Phillip McMillan
Guests: Willie Robertson, Jase Robertson, Phil Robertson

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Introduction

In this lively episode of Duck Call Room, the Robertson clan dives into a spirited discussion centered around golf antics and fishing adventures. The episode, titled "Uncle Si Calls Out Willie & Jase’s Mistreatment on the Golf Course," sets the stage for humorous exchanges, tall tales, and playful ribbing among family members and friends.

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Golf Course Antics and Friendly Rivalries

The episode kicks off with Willie and Jase engaging in a playful banter about their experiences on the golf course. Willie sets the tone by welcoming listeners back and sharing a recent filming experience with Phil Robertson.

• Willie Robertson [00:27]: "What kind of shot?"
• Jase Robertson [00:38]: "Whatever she said."

The conversation quickly shifts to Phil's military background, showcasing the family's knack for intertwining personal stories with humor.

Phil's Tall Tales and Golf Mishaps

Phil Robertson recounts a series of exaggerated fishing stories, which serve as a segue into discussions about fishing and golf.

• Phil Robertson [03:00]: "Like Paul Harvey used to do. They're actually airtight when you, you put the engine in them and bolt them down because they're airtight, it floats."

The dialogue takes a humorous turn as Phil shares his encounters with massive catfish and his competitive spirit on the water, often outpacing his counterparts.

• Phil Robertson [07:57]: "And he said, why not? He said, because, hey, we felt an eerie feeling that we was being watched."

Willie and Jase's Golf Skills

A significant portion of the episode centers on Willie and Jase's golfing prowess—or the lack thereof. The hosts exchange jokes about their swings, mishaps, and the often frustrating nature of the game.

• Willie Robertson [25:07]: "It is sitting there."
• Phil Robertson [25:46]: "I'm doing all right? No, you go manage."

Jase shares his struggles with golf, emphasizing the challenges of balancing the sport with a busy lifestyle.

• Jase Robertson [37:13]: "I was playing in college and I was like, I don't."

Interactions with Golf Legends

The discussion peaks when Phil humorously narrates a fictional encounter with Bubba Watson, highlighting the playful competitiveness within the group.

• Phil Robertson [38:20]: "Hey, you know, me and my son played when we, you know, when he was home."
• Willie Robertson [39:24]: "That's one of the best decisions of my life was to quit playing golf."

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Fishing Adventures and Legendary Catches

Transitioning from golf, the crew reminisces about fishing trips filled with exaggerated tales of monstrous catches and near-misses.

• Phil Robertson [05:03]: "Because hey, look, all it depends on is, hey, is the food source available?"
• Jase Robertson [06:42]: "I would not want to get eaten by a catfish. That would be a sad way to go."

Phil continues with a humorous anecdote about battling a supposedly massive redfish, blending fact with fiction to entertain listeners.

• Phil Robertson [13:12]: "Two miles."
• Jase Robertson [21:44]: "Boat money."

The group's camaraderie shines through as they share laughs over shared experiences and embellished fishing stories.

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Family Dynamics and Humorous Exchanges

Throughout the episode, the Robertson family dynamics are on full display. Si, Willie, Phil, and Jase engage in lighthearted teasing, showcasing their strong bonds and mutual respect.

• Willie Robertson [43:25]: "You're looking for something to calm the fire?"
• Jase Robertson [54:13]: "Matthew 13, 31 and 32. He told them another parable."

These interactions not only highlight their humor but also their ability to support each other through playful jabs and storytelling.

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Conclusion

Uncle Si Calls Out Willie & Jase’s Mistreatment on the Golf Course delivers a blend of humor, family stories, and engaging dialogues that capture the essence of the Robertson family's charm. Listeners are treated to a mix of tall tales, friendly rivalries, and heartfelt moments that make Duck Call Room a delightful listen for both long-time fans and newcomers alike.

Notable Quotes:

• Phil Robertson [34:15]: "Well, just remember that toothpick was 235."
• Jase Robertson [51:24]: "Carter done got a hearing aid, y'all."
• Willie Robertson [43:28]: "The last thing you want to do is get in a battle of wits with Willie and Jace on the golf course because they..."

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This episode encapsulates the Robertson family's signature humor and camaraderie, making it a must-listen for anyone looking to enjoy a hearty dose of laughs and relatable stories from the heart of Duck Commander.

Transcript

[Willie Robertson]

Foreign.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm ready.

[Willie Robertson]

All right, here we go. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We're waking up.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm not waking up.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, you know, one of the things. It's all good, but I've been to the doctor already.

[Jase Robertson]

I sneeze blood. I think I have a sinus infection. My eyeball could fall out of my face at any moment.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, well, that's a toughie. So the allergies done got you.

[Jase Robertson]

I've taken one shot and four pills, though, so I'm ready. We're gonna get through today.

[Willie Robertson]

What kind of shot?

[Jase Robertson]

Whatever she said.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, you mean you got poked with a shot?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I think that was the word she used.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you got that rosef and shuffle. You know where your butt cheek hurts for a little while. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah, it's right here. I got a band aid and everything. I'll show you later.

[Si Robertson]

A little burn in that cheek.

[Jase Robertson]

She said, are you opposed to shots? I said, I want you to give me more. Whatever will make me feel better. Give me two extra of those.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. Steroid shots are a miracle, man. They work. But anyways, yeah, here we are. Me and Si spent yesterday afternoon filming the Duck Dynasty.

[Phil Robertson]

That was fun because. Hey, guess what?

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, hey, careful. We can't tell them all now.

[Jase Robertson]

I'd like to know because I was about there and y'all were like, we're done.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, they were a little fun involved in.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it was fun yesterday. Plus, we found a. We found a shed antler. Like, you know, we were just hanging out, doing all the things and working with the old man is. I mean, he's. He's a delight, like, especially in his element.

[Jase Robertson]

You hear that S? You're a delight.

[Willie Robertson]

I know he knows.

[Phil Robertson]

I know he ain't.

[Willie Robertson]

He ain't cocky, but he knows why.

[Phil Robertson]

I spent 24 and a half years in the military and I was the.

[Si Robertson]

Morale booster.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, morale booster.

[Willie Robertson]

He was the cmo, Chief morale officer. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I has a particular set of skills.

[Phil Robertson]

The last thing Top ever said before he called the company to attention. Robson, put that stupid teacup away. And I say, top, I'm going to have it here. It's what you call us. To attention. Don't worry about it. I got you back, baby.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't think I was necessarily cut out for the military, but I would have liked to have done it with you, sir.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Hey, it was a blast. Well, Phil told me, y'all, since I was telling all these stories, like the deuce and I have when I got A tire stole off of it and I never got below 10 miles an hour. That and then the other one was they swam across a pond with a 3,000 pound engine on their back. Hey, I didn't finish the story correctly on that. I need to give it to you. Well, here's the rest of the story. Like Paul Harvey used to do. They're actually airtight when you, you put the engine in them and bolt them down because they're airtight, it floats.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but that kind of ruins part of that.

[Phil Robertson]

But for years I told the story, did tell it. I said, well, I said, the officer of the day asked me the question, Robertson, how do you think they did it? And I said, well, it would have took about 35 of them. I said, but the one I'm most impressed with is the one on the bottom. 35, because hey, he had 34 people standing on his shoulders while they walked across the bottom of that pond.

[Si Robertson]

That pond, 250 foot.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Hey, look, for six months I had been dropping frames, vehicle frames, like a five ton dump truck. Oh, whatever. Three quarter sun, just nothing up the pond. Yeah, I pick it up with my rough terrain forklift and just take it to the pond, drop it in there and hey, the babies sink out of sight. So that pond was deep.

[Jase Robertson]

I got a phone call. I got a phone call about you just the other day.

[Phil Robertson]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

Somebody was offended?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, I offended somebody.

[Jase Robertson]

No, I offended them by trying to fact check your Kentucky lake dam story with the catfish the size of Volkswagens. Oh, I got a phone call. He said, hey, you need to watch out. He's telling the truth. My dad was on the boat when they came up. I'm like, this world is too small. Yeah, the whoever was part of that. We have somebody from Kentucky calling me.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, it was a government thing, okay? Yeah, okay, look at our inspectors for dams come from the government. Oh, okay, so I was a government job. We have 25 people standing around to doing work.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a lot to witness.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I know one of the 25 standing around.

[Phil Robertson]

It was lots of witnesses.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, lots of witnesses.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, but see, that's what people don't realize out in the wild, okay? You know, as long as the food source is there, whatever's out there will grow humongous.

[Jase Robertson]

What about people, okay?

[Phil Robertson]

Because hey, look, all it depends on is, hey, is the food source available?

[Willie Robertson]

You ever seen my 600 pound life food sources there? And they got humongous, man.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, no, that's why I have to.

[Willie Robertson]

That's what's wrong with them catfish?

[Jase Robertson]

Them catfish?

[Willie Robertson]

My, the only thing I love about the damn stories is it's at every dam that exists.

[Si Robertson]

I've been hearing that same story since I was a kid.

[Willie Robertson]

And it don't matter what dam you go to.

[Si Robertson]

Kentucky, Columbia.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, look, thanks to pbs, okay? I actually seen some people that was catching catfish in the Amazon River, a TV show about it. Look, and they had caught one. And look, it was a beautiful catfish because, hey, our opelous catfish is spotted yellow and brown. Well, this one was like a two tone job. His top. No, no, I'm serious. His top was, okay, was brown and his belly was yellow. So this thing was beautiful. And they had caught him and guess what they're doing. One of them had his head in his arms, okay? The other one had the middle of the catfish in his arms and then the other one was holding the tail. And I'm telling you, hey, it would probably be as far as the three of them. Like one was standing where I'm sitting and the one was in the middle. And then one was sitting over where Stone said, A 12. He was about 12 foot. And look, this thing was about this big around the big and so, hey, yeah, he was, he was a bull and would eat you. Whole Robinson terminology. He was a bull.

[Jase Robertson]

I would not want to get eaten by a catfish. That would be a sad way to go.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, because that's what the divers told the guy that when they come up and took us their two tanks off. He said, hey, what are you doing? You ain't been down for five minutes. He said, well, yeah, but you got to get somebody else. We ain't going back down.

[Jase Robertson]

We ain't going back.

[Phil Robertson]

And he said, why not? He said, because, hey, we felt an eerie feeling that we was being watched. And he said, took that big flashlight we had on the water and shined behind us. There was eight catfish that could eat me and this guy, okay? And these two tanks we got on our back. And hey, when they swallowed, the tanks wouldn't even touch the side of their throat.

[Si Robertson]

You know that story, Those stories, those 400 pound catfish stories, they got a lot in common with them. Well, now I had their stories.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I've caught like a 50 pound lot myself.

[Si Robertson]

50 is very bleeding.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a, that's a big 50.

[Jase Robertson]

Happens.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, well, hey, I look, I'm gonna take you right quick. We're going to go from the on a trip, fresh water and we're going to run off the mountain and run into the Ocean. And then I'll tell you about a little bitty fish they got out there. It's about £2,000.

[Si Robertson]

2,000?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, about £2,000. That blue whale, that would be. Be one of them big old whales that can swallow a man.

[Willie Robertson]

Sir, he's not a. Sir, he's not a fish.

[Si Robertson]

Not a fish.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, a mammal.

[Jase Robertson]

Here we go.

[Phil Robertson]

A mammal. He's a big one, though.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, well, how big would a catfish have to be be to be able to eat a guy?

[Phil Robertson]

Probably. Probably need to weigh at least thousand pounds. A thousand?

[Jase Robertson]

Shamu weighed 8,000 pounds and he made that wall.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

He got that Willie.

[Jase Robertson]

That was Willie, but I think Shamu was the actor.

[Phil Robertson]

Portable?

[Jase Robertson]

Hard to say, really.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but so s. I hate to burst your bubble.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, this is a biologist talking in here, we go.

[Willie Robertson]

But there was this show that ran for a while. You may all check it out. You'd love it. Called River Monsters.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I watched it.

[Willie Robertson]

Did you?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Caught all the monsters.

[Willie Robertson]

They caught all the monsters.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, they ain't caught them all. You're speaking to somebody. I hooked into the last knock monster and he got away from me.

[Si Robertson]

That old. That old.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, I had him on. Hey, he broke the line. Okay. I like, caught that sucker.

[Jase Robertson]

That nest lock monster.

[Phil Robertson]

I said, let noc. Okay, boys. Hey.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Si Robertson]

Take it for a boat ride.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, look, boys. Hey.

[Jase Robertson]

What? What?

[Phil Robertson]

This is one of them Believe it or Not Ripley's Believe it or Not.

[Jase Robertson]

What line were you using when you hooked into?

[Si Robertson]

I was with him when he got into it.

[Phil Robertson]

Not enough because he broke it.

[Si Robertson]

I will say I was with him when he hooked into it.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right, buddy.

[Si Robertson]

So I tell you what.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I was. I was like, knee deep in water. Hey, I fought him for about 30 minutes. And, hey, look, I just barely can breathe because, hey, he don't. Hey, he's gonna pull me out to a view where I'm right on my nose.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I'm out.

[Phil Robertson]

I was glad it broke. He was fixed to drown me. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I'd say so.

[Phil Robertson]

I wasn't gonna turn him blue.

[Willie Robertson]

I lock my drag down and say, this is it, buddy. Hey, springtime's here. It's nice. It's porch sitting weather. What you like. You like sitting on the porch, don't you?

[Phil Robertson]

Say, oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Sit there and sit on your ice tea. There you go. What kind of iced tea you drink?

[Phil Robertson]

All right, it's gotta be y'alls. Look, I know tea, folks. Trust me. I've been drinking it for 76 years. I didn't drink milk in my bottle. I had tea in it.

[Willie Robertson]

Did you?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

That's basically like breathing then. It's just part of who you are.

[Phil Robertson]

Right? That's it.

[Willie Robertson]

Y'all sweet tea is the best tasting Southern sweet tea around. And even though it's called y'all sweet tea, their tea isn't pre sweetened. So you can add as much or as little sugar as you like, you're.

[Phil Robertson]

In total control of it.

[Willie Robertson]

Full control. There ain't many things in life you're in full control of. Y'all sweet tea. You are. And if you want it super thin and just like brown water, you can do that. Or if you want to make it dark, you can do that too. Just all depends on how long you let your tea steep. Spring's here, summer's around the corner. So summer gets here and you want to jazz up your tea. Like juicy watermelon.

[Phil Robertson]

Very raspberry. And that's the good thing. It's got flavors. And hey, look. Go right straight to the peach boys. That's the best one.

[Willie Robertson]

Where are them peaches from?

[Phil Robertson]

From Georgia. Yeah. Hey, you gotta get it from Georgia peach, baby.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. And the only thing missing is the juice running down your face.

[Phil Robertson]

That's it. That was it. That's why I drink a little bit and just let it drip through my beard.

[Willie Robertson]

You know the best part? Y'all sweet tea ships straight to your door.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right.

[Willie Robertson]

You don't have to go anywhere for it. You just order it, here it comes. And then you make your tea. Y'all sweet tea is the best tea your taste buds have ever experienced. Get Yours today. Visit yallsweettea.com and when you use the promo code duck at checkout, you'll receive 10% off your order. That's Y A L L sweet tea.com promo code to get 10% off your order today.

[Phil Robertson]

And then, hey, then you put that green stuff back in your pocket in Baton Rouge or New Orleans. Okay. I hooked into something and look, I fought him for hour and 15 minutes.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Never saw him.

[Phil Robertson]

And look, when I finally said hey, I might have had him up where I could see him. And then he run off about 150 yards on me on the, on the reel. Then I said, hey, he whooped me, boy, somebody taking his rod and reel. See what they can do. So Jay said, hey, I'll get him to come to the top water or he's going to break the line. So Jace took over, but he didn't break the Line. But look, when I finally looked up and I said, wait a minute, where was we at when I set the hook on this fish? And they said, just about two miles to your east over there, right against the bank. But this thing had pulled me and a boat with about eight people on it, about 90 foot long. He. They had pulled me like two miles. Okay.

[Willie Robertson]

While I was fighting a 90 foot long boat.

[Phil Robertson]

On the ocean on that.

[Si Robertson]

Baby, we were on a 24 foot boat and it was four of us.

[Jase Robertson]

Either way, that's boat money. A 24 foot boat.

[Phil Robertson]

Still boat. Anyway. Anyway, he pulled that boat. Hey. Pulled that boat about two miles. Two and a half miles.

[Si Robertson]

About 200 yards.

[Phil Robertson]

Two miles.

[Si Robertson]

It wasn't over 200 yards, but we never saw it. And he's. He is.

[Phil Robertson]

But it is. I'm gonna tell you, that was a redfish. And if I'd have got him in, it would have been the biggest eight record.

[Si Robertson]

It was definitely not always. It's not. Not.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, perfect. It was a redfish.

[Willie Robertson]

Sound like a bull shark to me.

[Phil Robertson]

I know what it was. He called an eight foot nurse shark.

[Si Robertson]

It was. It was a big shark.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's.

[Phil Robertson]

Here's the deal.

[Willie Robertson]

It sounds like bull. Something else too.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, here's the deal was fighting this thing. We're looking out there and the fish is about, oh, 25 yards under the water and it's flashing silver.

[Jase Robertson]

And that's what led you to believe in the.

[Phil Robertson]

It's flashing silver. It looks like somebody has got a mirror underwater.

[Willie Robertson]

We just left Venice and went to Key West.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no. Here we go. We finally get this thing. Stone finally gets him up against the boat. Guess what color this thing is?

[Willie Robertson]

Purple.

[Jase Robertson]

No, red.

[Phil Robertson]

He's green. Black and white. Polka dot.

[Jase Robertson]

He's a zebra.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I said polka dot, not striped.

[Willie Robertson]

He's a Holstein cow.

[Jase Robertson]

No, he's a Dalmatian.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, but I'm serious. Look, I don't. Let's see. The brown was the brown of that duck call right there.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, now he's brown.

[Phil Robertson]

He's black. Hey, a round dot.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm trying to Google this. It's very tough.

[Phil Robertson]

Then see that black one? The other side of it. Okay. Brown and black, just like it. Black as that duck.

[Si Robertson]

All right, it was a nurse shark.

[Phil Robertson]

And look. So here's my question for all the great minds of this great country we.

[Jase Robertson]

Live in, I was about to say, not of this one.

[Phil Robertson]

Why, where? And why did I see Silver when he was under the water? When this stupid nurse shark is camouflaged Black and brown.

[Willie Robertson]

I would say it's because you're an eternal optimist. But, you know, you find the silver lining and everything.

[Phil Robertson]

I've asked everybody I know every. Does this ever fish? Where did the silver come from that I'm seeing in the water?

[Jase Robertson]

How much tea had you had that day?

[Phil Robertson]

No, no. And I wasn't drinking that. Looks like a big giant snake, but it's actually a fish. Would you like to be on the water and turn around and see that behind you?

[Willie Robertson]

I don't know what we're looking at.

[Phil Robertson]

That one right there?

[Willie Robertson]

I would.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I would like to see that behind you.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't like facing adversaries in their environment. That's why I don't wade fish. I need to be on the boat.

[Si Robertson]

That's the nurse shark.

[Jase Robertson]

Or online.

[Willie Robertson]

Imagine that's the same feeling you get when you're in the hospital and Burley walks in as you wake up.

[Phil Robertson]

You wake up from the anesthesia.

[Willie Robertson]

Burley's over and burly. Yeah, that.

[Phil Robertson]

That died and gone to one or two places. And I think, I know it's going to be real hot where I'm at.

[Jase Robertson]

Because Burley's there.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, because Burley's there.

[Jase Robertson]

Barely going. Oh, I get it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Joke. Oh, Burley, Burley.

[Jase Robertson]

Where do we go from here, Martin?

[Willie Robertson]

Nurse I. What other wild tales?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I just always wondered that. It happens every time I go fish. Fishing on the go. You know something?

[Jase Robertson]

You have some fantastic fishing stories.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, well, all the fish do it. You get a silver flash. Okay. And then when you reel it up, you got a 15 pound redfish on. What is the. The one you. That's your oil rig.

[Willie Robertson]

Snapper.

[Phil Robertson]

Snapper. Yeah, yeah. Red snapper.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm hungry.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you just got to beat the shark to the boat then.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that's why the first three days I fished, I never landed a whole fish.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

All I ever caught everybody else is catching snapper and whatever sharks, all this stuff. Yo, I. He had hit it. I set the hook to him. I got him. All right. I finally got one look at me. Oh. I said, he broke the line. Then I really adjust the head. And I said, nope, didn't break the line.

[Jase Robertson]

He got eaten.

[Phil Robertson]

And the guy. Everybody on the boat was saying, hey, you got to reel him in faster. I said, hey, look, I was reeling as fast as I could reel. I ain't faster than that shark. I said, all I'm doing is, hey, catching bait for a shark. Yeah. They wait till I set the hook on him, then they Come eat him.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

For three days.

[Jase Robertson]

We need to go on a fishing excursion sometime soon.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I'm taking him fishing next week.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, man. What I enjoyed about fishing in the marsh. Let's look. We don't run three hours with a boat. It's got three engines on it and we're wide open, you know, so you would say, okay, yeah, there's not going to be a cow or a brain or bull out here and just water, you know, and hey, look, come around the bend. That's cow, that's a bull.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Has a picture.

[Phil Robertson]

That's all I ever with it as far as I got.

[Si Robertson]

There it is.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. If you couldn't beat a yellow tail to the boat, you was in a bad spot.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, look, I just. Hey, everything.

[Willie Robertson]

Yellow tails ain't very big.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I said, do they actually grow and live like this or something? You know, getting it when I get it to the boat.

[Si Robertson]

Well, that beard got some color in it.

[Willie Robertson]

Look at them shoes. Look, look at.

[Phil Robertson]

That's duck commander baby.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, look at those years. He still. He's still rocking them. Look at that.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, he loves a good pair of slip ons.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I just found the picture when I was reeling in that fish he was just talking about.

[Jase Robertson]

That's hilarious.

[Si Robertson]

Right there. Remember that sigh.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Hey, Jace. You know, James, all Jace was doing was, hey, the original. He don't go down pull back. Really. And hey, he couldn't tell. He couldn't stand anyway. I thought his arms fixed to blow up.

[Willie Robertson]

Man, y'all was out there on a good day. You don't know that blue water that cold. I bet it was hot.

[Si Robertson]

It was. We had three days of that.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

We spent the night. Two nights out there.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

That's the most supervisor stance I've ever seen outside.

[Si Robertson]

That's. That was the moment he saw the silver flash.

[Willie Robertson]

Right there.

[Si Robertson]

Right there.

[Phil Robertson]

And do what? That wasn't the day. No, that wasn't the one. Hey, we was down there one time. Okay, look, we caught. We got on them big redfish. I'm talking about, hey, 40, 50 pounders.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's blue water fish in there.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. And look. And we didn't catch about 25 of them.

[Jase Robertson]

Thank you.

[Phil Robertson]

And I caught about 15 of them. Of course, every time I turn around, somebody shove a stupid rod and reel my hands on. Reel him in. And I just come out of the hospital from Houston for lung surgery. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And they just put you back to cardio.

[Phil Robertson]

I had just come out of the hospital from Houston. Okay. And I caught about all 15 big old 50 pound redfish.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Like you need a good credit score. First car I ever bought, they laughed at me.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Had to call my mom to co sign.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you got to get somebody over sign on the other side of the line, you know, so you, you, you don't want to do that.

[Jase Robertson]

Especially how I learned about credit.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Did you invite him on?

[Willie Robertson]

No, and I didn't even ask him. I had to do a deal for Academy.

[Jase Robertson]

Did he yell at you?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, in Alabama.

[Willie Robertson]

No, in Dallas.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, and he was over.

[Willie Robertson]

He was over. Yeah. He leave Tuscaloosa every once in a while.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't want to get around.

[Willie Robertson]

But it was funny because then we were talking about it yesterday, filming that deal, and Christian was like, well, you didn't get a picture with him. I was like, no, I. I just couldn't. I couldn't make myself ask him for a picture. Which led to a conversation. Christian was like, well, who would you ask for a picture with?

[Jase Robertson]

I had a rule about that.

[Willie Robertson]

And I was like, I, I, I. I don't. I let them ask first if they want one. But other than that, I'm happy with the conversation. Right. Like it. That. That's enough for me.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I said, I do have one with Emmett Smith, only because he asked for one. And I said, okay, well, we're going to take two. And I got one with Scott Van Pelt, because same deal. He's like, hey, let's take a picture. Like, yeah, okay, cool. But I was. I mean, it was like a foreign concept for Christian.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, what?

[Jase Robertson]

Not as.

[Willie Robertson]

Not ask for a picture.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't ask. Whenever I was running with Willie, I met a lot of people.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And I had a rule. If you're going to get a. Like, hey, man, can I have a picture with you? I'm Willie's assistant. And be that guy.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

It had to be worth getting fired over. Willie looked at me and said, hey, idiot, you can't be doing that. You're fired. I had to be okay with that photograph.

[Willie Robertson]

So who. Who.

[Jase Robertson]

So I have one.

[Willie Robertson]

Which one is that?

[Jase Robertson]

I've shown it on this podcast before.

[Willie Robertson]

That. The John Daly one?

[Jase Robertson]

No. Oh, that one. That one's worth getting fired over to John Daly. And I'm. I'm gonna just pull this one up, and we're just gonna start naming people in the photograph, if I can. There's a couple people in this one.

[Willie Robertson]

The John Daly one?

[Jase Robertson]

No, the other one. Do you know who's in the other one?

[Willie Robertson]

No, but he wanted the picture. I was like, hey, this.

[Jase Robertson]

He said, hey, I like this guy. You want a picture? And I was like, yes, sir. Now, this one's a little different.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah, Bill Clinton.

[Jase Robertson]

We got Bill Clinton, Justin Timberlake, Larry the cable guy. Willie. That guy was the catcher for the Cubs. What was his name?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, crap. I know. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Alfonso and this lady and me. I was like, I'll get fired for this one.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's pretty good one.

[Jase Robertson]

That one beats the Ellen DeGeneres photo.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

She took the, like, world's most famous selfie and I topped it because hers didn't have a president.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that.

[Phil Robertson]

What was Emmett Smith like?

[Willie Robertson]

He was cool. Yeah, Emmett was cool, man. He was.

[Jase Robertson]

He was golf with him at one time.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He was a fan of us. I won $100 on the golf game from him. So I still.

[Jase Robertson]

Emmett Smith in a sporting event.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Then I made him sign it. And I still have that hundred dollar bill.

[Si Robertson]

Not really a sport.

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

Aren't you good at golf?

[Si Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

Weren't you good at golf?

[Si Robertson]

Nobody's good at golf.

[Jase Robertson]

I actually appreciate.

[Si Robertson]

I've never been good at golf.

[Phil Robertson]

He's been my only people.

[Willie Robertson]

The only people that are good at golf play it on Thursday through Sunday.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. And they're not as good as they want to be.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no. It's the world's most aggravating game. The ball does not move.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it is.

[Willie Robertson]

It is sitting there.

[Si Robertson]

It's a monumental waste of time.

[Phil Robertson]

That's more fun to play on a computer.

[Si Robertson]

If you have a ton of money you want to waste and you have no. In other words, at the house all day. Don't have a job. Whatever. Retired golf is for retired people that don't have nothing to do. It don't mind blowing a bunch of money. Yeah, that's what it boils down to.

[Willie Robertson]

We play. We played a lot and blew a lot of money.

[Jase Robertson]

I support.

[Phil Robertson]

Golf is a lot of fun if you do it on one of the Nintendo machines.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, it's. Topgolf is fun.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm serious.

[Willie Robertson]

Topgolf is fun. You pay by the hour, people bring you food. Yeah. Golf course out. Like, I don't know how topgolf hasn't.

[Phil Robertson]

Shut down all golf course, Nintendo game with. What was the guy that was good at it?

[Willie Robertson]

Tiger.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, Tiger Wood.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he's decent.

[Jase Robertson]

What was the guy that was good at?

[Phil Robertson]

Golf course. Hey, you know, me and my son played when we, you know, when he was home.

[Willie Robertson]

You know, I'd love to walk in and see s playing Tiger woods on a. Oh, no.

[Phil Robertson]

It was me and my son over.

[Jase Robertson]

To twitch.com Uncle S pull the boobs.

[Phil Robertson]

At shark pool on a real live tournament. Yeah. Because, hey, the fairway went this way. Okay, y'all. Fairway went this way, and then it turned and made a big U and the green is right over here.

[Jase Robertson]

He's telling a story about a video game now.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, this ain't. Hey, no, no. This was live at a real. One of them major tournaments.

[Si Robertson]

It was real.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, look. Hey, this one was real.

[Willie Robertson]

Cy, will you play Mario Kart with me?

[Jase Robertson]

We can make a fortune.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, but anyway, look, they're in there and he's like two strokes behind some. One of the famous golfers, okay? And he's got to make a move. So, hey, look, he hits the fairway down there and it lands. And like I said, yeah, the grain is a bunch of trees in between. The grain is over to his left about, oh, 130, 150. Yo. So look, the commentator said, let's get right past him. What is he doing? So look, he walks to the end of the fairway and looks around says, huh? Walks back and he's starting to look over the trees.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Phil Robertson]

And the commentator, hey, the commentator said, surely he's not going to try this.

[Willie Robertson]

You talking about Greg Norman? Yeah, okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he said, surely he's not going to try this. So, hey, you know, first I think he handed me. I don't remember. He handed him the wrong iron first.

[Willie Robertson]

I can't wait for you to watch Happy Gilmore.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, because look, look, he handed one of the. He actually swung it a couple times. He told the caddy, no, give me the nine iron, the one he needs. Okay? So look, he does it and the commentator said, he's going to actually do it, folks. He going to try to put it. You know, he's short cutting the thing and you know it's going to take him three strokes to get there.

[Si Robertson]

He's cutting the corner.

[Phil Robertson]

You know, he's trying to cut the corner here and save him two strokes. And hey, then he has a chain. So look, that sucker hits it. These are tall trees, okay? He's right against them. He's got to go by there. Straight up. He does it and hey, then the camera switches. It shows the ball come down. It hits about 4 foot from the flag and keep coming rolling toward the hole. It gets about 4 inches and stops.

[Willie Robertson]

And then he missed a putt.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, he didn't. No, he get over. No, he got over and just now it's tied.

[Si Robertson]

I got.

[Willie Robertson]

Look at that.

[Jase Robertson]

Golf Stories. Would you commentate on this?

[Si Robertson]

This is actual footage of size golf swing from about 15 years ago.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, that may have been when I hit the one the 300 yards.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah, look at it.

[Si Robertson]

Look how you can tell there's a lot of power in this golf swing. As you can see.

[Jase Robertson]

One handed and.

[Willie Robertson]

Blue jeans pointing at it.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, end of discussion. Boy.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, there's a big old.

[Phil Robertson]

There's a big old logger head oh, there. Where we going?

[Willie Robertson]

Where are we going.

[Phil Robertson]

Now? We gonna. Yeah, I got it going, boys.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that's funny right there.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know how all that happened.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that's us. Are those videos over the past?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. That was anything Stone had ever sent me.

[Willie Robertson]

I wish you'd have kept going now. We was just getting to the interesting part.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Look at this.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, hi.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

300 yards.

[Jase Robertson]

I could watch this all day.

[Willie Robertson]

Sorry. That one right there caused you to have to pull your tally whacker out because you didn't make it past the front tee. I can tell you what happened there. That's a rule on golf fair. You, you. You had to stop. You had to stop and drop trowel.

[Jase Robertson]

Just a little dribble there.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, look at. He's looking at it.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, that one out of sight, 300 yards.

[Willie Robertson]

He watched it for 0.2 seconds before it hit the ground.

[Si Robertson]

I wasn' the 300 yard drive, but neither was I. Remember Philip? Oh, yeah, I was sent me a picture of. Of them holding up a golf ball. Was three of them. Forgot who the third guy was. They were holding up a golf ball and everybody was holding up three. Three fingers, about 300 yards. I said, what does that mean? And he said, side just hit 1. 300 yards. Here's the proof, though. The proof is a picture with people holding up three fingers.

[Willie Robertson]

I played a lot of golf. I've hit like 2, 300 plus. Well, hey, that let me tell you. Both of them involve the cart path.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, I've done that. Now it hits right on the car.

[Willie Robertson]

300 yards a long way because you gotta remember.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, but hey, look, a deer 300.

[Willie Robertson]

Yards away from me.

[Phil Robertson]

Little after I swing that swing, hit that ball, I sit down for 15 minutes to rest, okay? Because, hey, I had used every piece of energy I had left in my body, okay? But I did hit one 300 yard because, hey, we looked at it and I said, yo, three hundo.

[Si Robertson]

Well, just remember that toothpick was 235.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I know.

[Willie Robertson]

And he was little.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, I hit it too.

[Si Robertson]

I hit it 300 with that swing I just witnessed. It will not generate a 300 yard drive under any circumstance.

[Willie Robertson]

That won't even break a pane of glass.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, look, like he hit a pane of glass with that swing. The ball coming back at you.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, well, you know, we played at night. One night, look, I knocked the lights out of a ball.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I remember that. Well, that was Duck Dynasty when we played night golf.

[Phil Robertson]

And I hit that about the same way.

[Willie Robertson]

What you.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, look, I went around a circle three times when I hit that 300 yard.

[Jase Robertson]

You, you spun in circles after you hit the ball.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, free time. I made three circles. One after I swung it.

[Jase Robertson]

The fact that you're not in Happy Gilmore 2 is a travesty on this nation.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I've watched that crazy thing.

[Willie Robertson]

The fact that your eyes aren't just completely brown is what's Amazing to me.

[Phil Robertson]

That's what I feel. That's what I pulled on Phil Jason the duck ride.

[Willie Robertson]

Because, buddy, it must stop right there at your nose.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I told him. I said, hey, y'all. Y'all can't see nothing. I said, because, hey, you got brown crap all the way up to you. Cover your eyelids.

[Jase Robertson]

The 300 yard drive because there was.

[Phil Robertson]

A bunch of green winged teal come in. I'd kill about half of them. Oh, Lord, they got talking trash.

[Jase Robertson]

Here we go.

[Phil Robertson]

And then, hey, it was on what.

[Willie Robertson]

Other tall tales you got today?

[Jase Robertson]

He's on one.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm interested.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, that ain't a tall tale that actually happened. I hit a ball.

[Willie Robertson]

I know, but it sure is entertaining the way you tell them. So I'm just trying to figure out what other sporting event that's.

[Phil Robertson]

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you where golf's fun.

[Jase Robertson]

On the Nintendo.

[Phil Robertson]

You said no Nintendo one way, but there is another way to have fun. Hey, you get somebody like Willie to come out there and hit golf ball and then when he hits it, you shoot it with a shotgun.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, it is.

[Phil Robertson]

That's fun.

[Willie Robertson]

It's not fun when he's hitting golf balls at you.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, he's got a. He's got a really sick and away. Okay. He likes to people on his get on his pond. He likes to bombard him with golf balls.

[Jase Robertson]

I've had it happen to me.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Hey, that's the problem with golf. You always get to a level where you just keep.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, you guys, you lose.

[Willie Robertson]

All good innovation, right?

[Phil Robertson]

Like you got to make it more interesting. So hey, let's people come on your pond to fish. And if you run them off, you know, with golf ball.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I just really. All you got to do. If you just go stand by the flag, you'll be pretty safe.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. If he's trying to put it on the his putting green, just stand near the hole and you're safe.

[Willie Robertson]

No, he can't putt. Yeah, that's bad deal.

[Jase Robertson]

I played the fifth on Willie's putting.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, you were his caddy.

[Jase Robertson]

We got to the green, man, you.

[Willie Robertson]

Got a cut of his winnings.

[Jase Robertson]

That's $100.

[Phil Robertson]

I ever made some Willie's money went.

[Jase Robertson]

All the way to Lake Tahoe to get me a hundred bucks.

[Willie Robertson]

Hundred dollar bill, y'all. But you know, golf is. Yeah, it's aggravating. I quit. I quit and started fishing again. So I quit when I said no.

[Jase Robertson]

Because it takes too much time.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, that and then Willie And Jason.

[Jase Robertson]

I was playing in college and I was like, I don't. Now I got a job. I don't.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't.

[Jase Robertson]

When am I supposed to do this?

[Willie Robertson]

Well, Will and Jace play every day. They're like, hey, let's play four, man. And then they're just.

[Phil Robertson]

You would figure they would.

[Willie Robertson]

You just get your brain. You just get your brains beat in.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, you would figure if you played every day, you'd be pretty good. But hey, I hear Jace is pretty. They can play twice every day and it's going to not go help them.

[Willie Robertson]

They pretty salty. I mean, as far as hobby golfers go, you know, like hobby golfers.

[Phil Robertson]

Hobby.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, not them people that play for a living. I mean we. We play with Bubba Watson for.

[Phil Robertson]

I would fix. That was the funnest thing that. That they bubble. Watson is left handed and got left handed clubs.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Willie for a Honda right off the rip.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Hey, he said, I'll use your clubs. Well, it's backwards. You know, he hit. He said, you know, with Willie's club. He hit with the bath. The back of the stupid club.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Still beating.

[Willie Robertson]

He did flip it over and out drive Willie. That was.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

He's pretty impressive.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh no. Yeah. That's when I. Yeah. That boy.

[Willie Robertson]

That's how you knew Bubba made a lot of money hustling driving ranges.

[Jase Robertson]

But Willie's also just dumb enough to be like, hey, Steph Curry, you want to get in a three point competition? I once won a church league.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Game. And Willie's like, I got you. You're on my court. That's what he did. That's basically what he did to Bubba Watson.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I out drive you.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. That's bad deal. I was like, how's this going to work? And then Bubba did it. And I don't know if that ball still landed, but it was. It was incredible.

[Si Robertson]

That's one of the best decisions of my life was to quit playing golf.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, it's funny. I can confirm Martin quit playing golf because his bag is in my garage.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, hey, one of them still got it. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You ever need it again?

[Phil Robertson]

When I worked over at Huntsville on the golf course, we had a guy and it was doctor. Doctor's orders. You need to do something to help calm you down.

[Si Robertson]

Golf ain't that.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, no, no, that never worked for me.

[Phil Robertson]

Look, the guy will pull up.

[Willie Robertson]

That's why I went fishing.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, no, no. Hey, the guy will pull up, get his clubs out of his car, put it in the golf cart, go out and play around, come back with a empty bag, make a bad shot, he break all his clubs and throw the club away. Oh yeah, the top of trees, everything else. Wait a minute, hold it. He come back one day and I said, hold it. Let me ask. I got, I got to, I got to try to figure this out. I said, you're on doctor's orders to come play this game. He said, oh yeah, it's therapeutic. And I said, no, it ain't. I said, you're not supposed to get upset.

[Willie Robertson]

I'll golf. The one thing that'll make not a bad.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh yeah, you know. And he said, yeah, but the doctor, I said, hey look, this game's going to put you in the grave if you keep.

[Si Robertson]

There's something about it. I would have fits of rage. I'm a pretty calm.

[Phil Robertson]

That's the way this guy was. Not only the money involved, he threw away a full bag of clubs every time he came and bought a new one.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

I've seen Jeff Robertson break every club in his bag.

[Willie Robertson]

What'd he say? He said I was there. He said sometimes you just gotta lean on it.

[Si Robertson]

Every, every club had a fiberglass shaft. He broke.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He says sometimes you just got to lean on it. He didn't broke it.

[Jase Robertson]

Just had a bad day.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Well put.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, it's not even a bad day, but you know how Willie and Jace are.

[Jase Robertson]

They get under your skin, buddy.

[Willie Robertson]

Trash talk like no others. And if they got you down, oh.

[Phil Robertson]

No, they, they gonna poke the bear like till he starts growling and, and, and swinging. Paul, that you.

[Willie Robertson]

The last thing you want to do is get in a battle of wits with Willie and Jace on the golf course because they.

[Phil Robertson]

If Al's there. Because Al is. Oh, no, he's the.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, he'll poke.

[Phil Robertson]

He'll poke you and get it started.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yes.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. And then he's going. When it goes to fisticuffs, Al's going to be on the sidelines.

[Jase Robertson]

I got respect for that move.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I tell you, me and Al most time like rode together because we were so bad. Like, you just like surprised Al wasn't better.

[Jase Robertson]

He's a preacher for so long.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he wasn't.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you never, you never got wanted to get car with Jay.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, because you go into his ball, he going to drive. If you are 100 yards behind him, he's going to his first.

[Si Robertson]

His first. That's right.

[Willie Robertson]

And then he turn around and go drop you off. And then you got to walk back to his ball. But he had to go look and.

[Si Robertson]

See what he's the most selfish golfer of all time.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Si Robertson]

That's a true statement. He would drive 100 yards past your ball, at least.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. When I knew when I. If I got there last and had to end up with Jace, I was about to be walking a lot that day. Day.

[Si Robertson]

And it. It. The. The longer we.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I made sure I didn't never get with that clown.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, you don't ever get in the cart with him.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, sometimes you didn't have no choice.

[Si Robertson]

If you was last on family vacation, even. Even his sons would. They'd get in the cart with me. Yeah, I'm not riding with dad.

[Phil Robertson]

That's pretty bad if your own kid. Folks. Your own kid won't ride with you. Hey, I'll be with Stone.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

That's why I feel called him Lone Wolf mcquaid.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Can't get along with one person that's himself. That's when he's happiest. Everybody. Yeah. I look up my. Where's Jay? He said, oh, he's over in blind on the south side of Dog By. And I said, why? He said, hey, just couldn't stand it. And I said, well, you couldn't stand it. He said, all right. He can't get along. None of you people.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that boy.

[Phil Robertson]

He's going down there where he can, you know, get along with somebody.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he'll take off.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, he went alone, though. That's why you can't get along with nobody but himself.

[Si Robertson]

Every time we bring guests duck hunting, he always goes scout. Yeah, I'll be back about 30 minutes. He'll get the daylight flurry.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

He'll say, well, I'm gonna go scout.

[Willie Robertson]

I'll be back.

[Phil Robertson]

And then he'll be back when we get ready to go.

[Si Robertson]

And then three hours later, he'd call me up, yeah, you need to bring them old boys out. I'm gonna go ahead and I'll meet.

[Phil Robertson]

You at the bank.

[Si Robertson]

He's on out of here.

[Jase Robertson]

Cutting with Jace. Yeah, the only guide around is Godwin.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't work.

[Willie Robertson]

And you can check him out at Godwin guy.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, that sucker's busy.

[Willie Robertson]

Johnny Govin. Yeah. I don't even talk to him. That's why I commented on his Instagram deal. Said I don't have to book a day to see my friend again.

[Jase Robertson]

Like, he just sent you a link. Credit card information.

[Willie Robertson]

He replied. He said, you sure can.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I was like, oh, no. God wouldn't go clip me for $500 just to see my buddy again. But you know what? It's worth it.

[Jase Robertson]

He sent Ms. Paula in to get him a Hat the other day, his old big old bald head getting sunburnt. He needed a sombrero type hat.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, get him a big tall hat.

[Jase Robertson]

Ms. Paula walked in and said, what you doing here? She goes, john sent me to get a hat.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man. Yeah, man, I miss that old boy. Hunter. It's been a couple. Do we have voicemails or anything? You want. You got. You got anything marked.

[Jase Robertson]

Hunter brought actual mail.

[Willie Robertson]

Mail.

[Jase Robertson]

Letters from fans, mail.

[Phil Robertson]

Real mail.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, we do have a box. Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, hey, so I remember that mustard we ordered off Amazon.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Toothpaste mustard for you, my friend.

[Willie Robertson]

And then my friend Russ. Russia love from you moments. You big dummy from Indiana.

[Jase Robertson]

Open. I opened mine. I didn't open.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, sigh, but look here.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, this is my.

[Willie Robertson]

My buddy Russ sent us a bunch of German condiments.

[Jase Robertson]

Why does your buddy Russ know so much about.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, Gordy.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, look at here. Look at all the.

[Jase Robertson]

We have a parafala.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. Ketchup and mayonnaise. Here you go. You won't deal.

[Si Robertson]

Don't throw it.

[Jase Robertson]

You can keep it.

[Willie Robertson]

Do not throw it.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. You probably. They get that.

[Jase Robertson]

I ain't sure about that one.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Willie Robertson]

He sent us all the German condiments.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. So we have a lot of.

[Willie Robertson]

And I think he sent y'all some cocktail sauce maybe or something.

[Phil Robertson]

Ketchup. Nope.

[Willie Robertson]

Which one's that?

[Phil Robertson]

Don't worry about it.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, just talk about. I don't know what it is.

[Jase Robertson]

St. Elmo steakhouse. World famous cocktail sauce. Very spicy. And it's the right color of cocktail sauce. It's not red, it's white.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it's. It's got a little orange look about it. Yeah, that's so much white in it. Yeah. And then so I don't know, but that's. That's my buddy Russ from Indiana. He sent that down for everybody.

[Phil Robertson]

And now all I gotta find. I gotta find me some German bratwurst.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, you.

[Phil Robertson]

All right. I'd have it made.

[Willie Robertson]

Then you can put it on anything.

[Phil Robertson]

Cause this right here, both of them are good.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, crack that cocktail sauce open. I want to see try.

[Jase Robertson]

Somebody said faithful listener and sent a bunch of crock pot recipes. Oh, gosh.

[Willie Robertson]

I want to see side. Just take his finger after it. I bet he will do.

[Si Robertson]

Enough.

[Willie Robertson]

Watch.

[Phil Robertson]

We ain't got no spoon.

[Willie Robertson]

No, and that's mine. If you wait two seconds, I can give you a spoon.

[Phil Robertson]

Give me a phone.

[Willie Robertson]

I didn't want to see him dip his finger in it.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I ain't gonna do that.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, we got Two. You can dip your finger in that one.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I ain't gonna do it. I want a spoon.

[Jase Robertson]

Beth called me the other night, by the way. Yeah, boy. That's what I'm talking about.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know if I want to try this or not.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, look. Hey, I got some sinuses going on. I'm pumped. Beth called me the other night and said, hey, what did you mean, you make your own cocktail sauce?

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know if I want to try that, but I make my tea.

[Jase Robertson]

Where's my fork?

[Si Robertson]

All right, so try it out.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh. Oh, he was. Oh.

[Phil Robertson]

God.

[Willie Robertson]

I just grabbed one. I'm sorry.

[Phil Robertson]

Good grief. Whoa. Is it.

[Jase Robertson]

Is it big time? Does it made you had a heaping smell it?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, go ahead. I ain't got no disease. Get you something. Hey, if I did have, I'd kill it.

[Willie Robertson]

St. Elmo's fire, baby. St. Elmo got that fire.

[Jase Robertson]

When I tell you I was at the doctor this morning. I did not need to go there. I just needed to instead instantly open. This is the best cocktail sauce I've ever found in a jar. Your boy Russ came through.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh.

[Willie Robertson]

S. Took a tablespoon. Like, I mean, I know it was on a fork, but that was equivalent to a spoon. Looked at his face.

[Jase Robertson]

He said his eyes are watering.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, folks, if you're just listening to.

[Phil Robertson]

This, please go to the YouTube like, good bourbon, please. That baby ain't hit bottom yet.

[Jase Robertson]

That is so good.

[Willie Robertson]

I need to grab more forks and spoons. Not for me, you don't. Nope.

[Jase Robertson]

When I tell you, as a man who hates bottled cocktail sauce.

[Phil Robertson]

Whoa.

[Jase Robertson]

They figured it out.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, my goodness gracious. Haley. Congratulations on your graduation chicken and noodles.

[Jase Robertson]

I've got a lot of Crock Pot recipes, and I still don't think they're true or real, that people eat stuff from that.

[Willie Robertson]

Do what?

[Jase Robertson]

Remember how I complained about Allison's crock pot and she complained about the crock pot?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Hey, whatever happened on your refrigerator freezer.

[Jase Robertson]

Situation, it is unplugged right now. We've had a week, man. We've all been sick. Hey, but check this out. I do want to talk about this real quick before we go check out this guy. People like to hear about the president.

[Willie Robertson]

The prayers.

[Phil Robertson]

Look at him.

[Jase Robertson]

Carter done got a hearing aid, y'all.

[Willie Robertson]

Press, press. Got some accessories now, son. There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

So he's always had hearing trouble. We had a surgery. Didn't work. Whatever. That was a bummer. And expensive to not work, but. So then he gets his hearing aid. Yesterday, I Walk in the house. And I was like, why is it so quiet? He was watching tv. Half the volume he used to.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, really?

[Jase Robertson]

Best investment I ever made.

[Willie Robertson]

So is it just one ear?

[Jase Robertson]

Just one ear.

[Willie Robertson]

Bad.

[Jase Robertson]

But y'all be proud of him because they said, what color you want? Clear. And, you know, I was. This is why I was impressed with the boy, because, you know, I would be kind of like, I don't want people knowing we got a hearing aid. Four eyes back in the day. And who knows what we said about a kid with a hearing aid. Carter walks in the school like, everyone, check this out. And it came in camouflage. So he said. I was like, you don't want the clear one? He goes, no, I want the camo one. But then he did do the black and gray camo to match his glasses. I was like, that's cool with me, man.

[Willie Robertson]

That's when you. That's when he's just walking around saying, look, all that stuff y'all been saying, I can hear.

[Jase Robertson]

You can hear it now.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. So y'all. Y'all. Y'all pay attention.

[Jase Robertson]

He straight walked into that school yesterday and said, everybody, I can hear again.

[Phil Robertson]

Are we just.

[Willie Robertson]

You're looking for something to calm the fire?

[Phil Robertson]

Still burning.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm. I'm sweating.

[Phil Robertson]

In case you're wondering, I'm starting to sweat right now.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm a little.

[Phil Robertson]

It's getting there.

[Willie Robertson]

So saying Elmo got some fire, huh?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, what are you talking about?

[Jase Robertson]

Germans are.

[Phil Robertson]

They put. It got a. Has it got a seal on it now?

[Willie Robertson]

This is gonna be fun.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't think I can open this.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, there we. Oh.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Willie Robertson]

What'd you do?

[Jase Robertson]

That's just mustard.

[Willie Robertson]

Yes. I was looking for anything that'll. My man's gonna just take a shot of mustard to try to.

[Phil Robertson]

Ah.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know what's happening. Hey, this. That's good.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, okay.

[Phil Robertson]

That's good.

[Willie Robertson]

He said, that's good.

[Jase Robertson]

The mustard we got off Amazon. I'm sweating.

[Willie Robertson]

So does mustard. Does mustard in fact, like, calm the heat?

[Jase Robertson]

We're in trouble. What's your friend's name? Russ.

[Willie Robertson]

Russ. Russ, you've derailed us. Well, no, I got himself. He took a dagum tablespoon.

[Jase Robertson]

I took a big. When I tell you my back is wet right now from sweat. It. It was hot.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I mean, I would have just.

[Si Robertson]

Took a little bit on that fort.

[Willie Robertson]

But that's why I said the finger. I don't know what y'all had against just, like, dobbing your finger.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm like, you you take a bite. Take a full bite of it.

[Si Robertson]

Be a bear. Bear, grizzly.

[Willie Robertson]

How'd that go for you? You doing all right? No, you go manage. Well, let's get out of here, then. Forget it.

[Jase Robertson]

I got a Bible verse for us.

[Willie Robertson]

Give us something on heat.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I got a certain Bible verse about condiments. Maybe you know where I'm going. Matthew 13, 31 and 32. He told them another parable. The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed which a man took and planted in his field. Though it is the smallest of all seeds, yet when it grows, it is the largest of the garden plants and becomes a tree so that the birds come and perch in its branches. And there's a verse about faith, like, a month. There's a lot of mustard in the Bible.

[Phil Robertson]

That's actually no, because I dated a girl that had a mustard seed.

[Jase Robertson]

Dated a girl with a mustard.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I had a. A girl that. She had a mustard seed necklace.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Phil Robertson]

What? Because you can't see it. Oh, okay. It's inside a. Like a Michael Scope. Yeah, the glass that she had it in, but it was real pretty. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

You see? Sweat on me. I'm water.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man. Well, we enjoyed it. Thank y'all so much. Russ, you got them?

[Phil Robertson]

That would be better on. On a shrimp.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, duh.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, straight instead of just straight, because, hey, that's worse than a bad bourbon.

[Willie Robertson]

We'll see y'all next time, right here.