Uncle Si Came Face-to-Face With a Baby Bigfoot

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary

Episode: Uncle Si Came Face-to-Face With a Baby Bigfoot
Date: March 5, 2026
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, the Duck Call Room crew gathers in a nearly empty, echoey space at Duck Commander—thanks to storm damage repairs—to share another round of wild stories. As ever, the group swaps hunting tales, debates technology, discusses country living, reminisces about childhood misadventures, and delivers the side-splitting, down-home banter fans expect. A highlight of this episode is Uncle Si’s infamous "baby Sasquatch" story, among other tall tales about frogging, sibling brawls, and the joys (or frustrations) of modern technology.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Building Repairs and Setting

• [01:13] The show opens with talk about the destroyed roof at Duck Commander after an ice storm. The room feels empty and has an echo as repairs are underway.
• Si quips, “It's built on a swamp.” The group jokes about the dangers of old buildings and renovations in Louisiana.

2. Current Events & Social Media Skepticism

• [02:04] Briefly touch on world news (conflicts in Iran), expressing sympathy and prayers for those involved but steering clear of political debate.
• [02:58] The group reflects on the difficulty of discerning truth online:
  • "How do you know this day and age if it's real or not? ... AI is so good. How do you know?" – Jay Stone ([03:05])
  • Discussion of fake news and viral hoaxes—especially about their own reported deaths.

3. Helicopter Hog Hunting Plans

• [04:10] Plans to hunt feral hogs from a helicopter in West Texas spark lively debate and jokes about military helicopters and daring feats.
• Si reminisces about his helicopter experiences during the Vietnam War, including an anecdote about startled soldiers firing at Asian carp, which sets up the episode's playful “tall tales” tone.

4. Old School vs. Modern Technology

• [09:16] Si’s struggles with Christine’s tablet illustrate the "old man vs. modern tech" trope:
  • “She said, what is it with you and computers? I said, hey, I tell you, God's going to use the computer to annihilate the human being." ([10:16])
• The gang debates the perils of lifelike robots ([13:54]), referencing sci-fi and warning about kids talking to robots.
• Jokes about battery-powered tools, windmills, and "The Electric Chainsaw Massacre" ([19:12]) fuel skepticism about “green” tech and electric machinery.

5. Country Life: Food and Friendship

• [24:12] The conversation turns to new neighbors, banana bread, and Southern culinary mash-ups:
  • “What about banana bread pudding?” prompts laughter and approval, with Godwin’s diet and motivation discussed ([25:46]).
• Old-school weight loss wisdom: “It’s real simple. Just don’t eat as much.” – Si ([26:06])

6. Fishing, Family, & Childhood Rivalries

• Classic Louisiana pond fishing stories interweave with gentle ribbing:
  • “Boys, y’all gotta have something to do.” – Si ([28:17])
• Children and grandchildren learning to fish and cast (with lots of lines lost to trees) are a recurring motif.
• [33:13] Tales of children learning patience as they fish, and fun recounted stories of kids fighting with choked-up bluegill and sharing the bounty.

7. Tall Tales, Childhood, and Bigfoot

• The highlight - Si’s "Baby Sasquatch" story:
  • [41:16] Si retells seeing "something eye-to-eyeball" when he was six, with “two glowing charcoal” eyes, while out frog-gigging with brothers.
  • "When I turned around, I was...I guess, first grade—six years old. When I turn around, I’m looking at...it's like two glowing charcoal." ([41:16])
  • The boys argue over the timeline and the likelihood of a real Sasquatch, but Si remains adamant: “It was something that walked upright, okay? And had eyes that glowed in the dark red.” ([43:05])
• More childhood stories:
  • Sibling pranks escalate to BB gun battles and hickory nut wars, resulting in “two front teeth gone” ([54:04]) and more wild mishaps.
  • "Frog legs jumping out of the grease” and frog legs "as big as a turkey leg" ([51:00]) demonstrate their appetite for tall tales.

8. Sports & Rivalries

• [36:59] Post-hunting-season weight regain and diet discipline.
• [37:04] Justin relays the energy of a recent men's conference and playful ribbing across SEC college sports lines (“let’s give it up for Lane Kiffin…”).
• Classic rivalry antics, like Tennessee fans running Derek Dooley’s pants up the pole, highlight the region's college football culture.

9. Faith and Final Thoughts

• [57:17] The episode closes with a spiritual reflection:
  • “Revelation 21:5 ... 'I am making everything new.' ... One day, this place will be a big ball of charcoal. We'll be in heaven.” – John-David ([57:17])
  • Si affirms his faith in the afterlife with certainty:
    • “It’s there, boys. Trust me when I tell you it’s there.” ([57:54])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On discerning reality online:

  • “How do you know this day and age if it’s real or not? ... AI is so good.” — Jay Stone ([03:05])

• On old-school problem-solving:

  • “She said, what is it with you and computers? I said, hey, I tell you, God's going to use the computer to annihilate the human being.” — Si ([10:16])

• On catching catfish in wild country:

  • “Oh, no. Hey, it gets worse... my mom... she'd drive us 15 miles up river, drop us off at the levee and said, ‘I don't want to see y’all till suppertime.’” — Si ([42:25])

• On childhood ‘Sasquatch’ encounters:

  • “When I turn around, all I see is glowing eyeballs.” — Si ([41:51])
  • “It was something that walked upright, okay? And had eyes that glowed in the dark red.” — Si ([43:05])

• On growing up tough:

  • “Life was tougher back then. Eyeballs popping out.” — Si ([56:27])

• On faith and hope:

  • “Revelation 21:5 ... One day, this place will be a big ball of charcoal. We'll be in heaven.” — John-David ([57:17])
  • “It’s there, boys. Trust me when I tell you it’s there." — Si ([57:54])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |------------|-----------------------------------------------| | 01:13 | Setting the scene: repairs at Duck Commander | | 02:04 | News, world affairs, and social media doubts | | 04:10 | Helicopter pig-hunting & Vietnam stories | | 09:16 | Si vs. modern technology | | 13:54 | Robotics, AI, and the future | | 19:12 | The “Electric Chainsaw Massacre” jokes | | 24:12 | Neighborhood, banana bread, food memories | | 28:10 | Fishing tales, teaching kids around the pond | | 41:16 | Si’s “Baby Bigfoot”/Sasquatch story | | 50:58 | Epic frog legs and kids’ inventions | | 54:04 | Sibling BB gun and hickory nut wars | | 57:17 | Bible verse, faith, reflections |

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Tone and Style

The conversation is casual, comedic, and at times absurdly playful. Storytelling often spirals into tall tales and self-deprecating country logic. The group’s camaraderie and affection are evident in the gentle teasing, nostalgic reminiscing, and sincere expressions of faith and gratitude.

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Takeaways for the Uninitiated

For listeners new to the Duck Call Room, this episode encapsulates everything that makes the show beloved: hilarious tall tales, irreverent looks at modern life, deep roots in Southern tradition, and an ever-present warmth rooted in faith and family. Whether or not you believe in baby bigfoots, you’ll leave both entertained and reminded of the importance of good friends, good food, and good stories.

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Welcome back to the duck call Room, ladies and gentlemen.

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We're in an alarmingly empty room, Hunter.

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Yeah, so it may have a little echo. You may hear some noise behind us because they. They're putting new sunroofs in here at Duck Commander. Apparently they have ripped the roof off. Yeah, the roof is gone.

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I went to park and there's a roof in the back parking lot.

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Yeah. So if you hear something. Sorry, we're doing our best. The ice storm shockingly destroyed a building from 1960. So it's getting fixed.

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It's built on a swamp.

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Yeah, it's getting fixed and it's sinking. So what say, old man?

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Not much.

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You have a good weekend?

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Yeah.

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Oh, good.

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I'm getting my beauty rest.

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You getting your beauty rest?

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Yeah. What? Is anything going on in the news?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Have you?

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I don't know what could have happened.

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Well, hey, I ain't watched it a long time.

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That's probably a good thing.

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I mean, I ran all weekend.

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Dude, what's happening in Iran?

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Oh, Flock of seagulls.

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Flock of seagulls.

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He said I ran yeah, yeah I

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run so far away oh, I ran

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so far away now on a serious

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note, I had to get away.

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To all of our people that are involved in this, we're praying for you.

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Amen, buddy.

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We were kind of. We kind of were diving deep before we started the podcast and, well, it's

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one of those things. We don't go political for the most part, just because who cares? There's enough of that out there. But you can't really ignore this one. So, folks that are involved, actively, passively, our thoughts and prayers are with you guys.

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We have two people sitting here with us today that have both been actively

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involved with stuff like that.

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Like I said, don't believe everything you see.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Don't repost something that's not true.

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It's hard, though, which I'm not posting.

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How do you know this day and age if it's real or not? It comes on your screen if you're looking at social media or whatever. And it's hard. What's it called? AI. It's hard for me to distinguish between real and AI is so good. How do you know?

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Well, and then last night I was looking at stuff and they were like, one of our boats got taken out and I was like, oh, no. Like, that's a bunch of guys on there in our Navy. And then scroll down. Oh, this, this video is actually very old. It's 2020 or something. But you were in Afghanistan, right, Stone?

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I was Afghanistan. That was in Knob. That's not quite the Middle east, but napalm boys.

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He just said. He looked at me and raised his eyebrows and goes napal.

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But speaking of Nam, we'll transition to something else.

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This is exciting.

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Well, speaking of Nam, me and sire headed over to. I wouldn't call it West Texas, just. Just west of Dallas. And we're gonna board a helicopter.

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Oh, no.

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And we are gonna.

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That is has been turned into a gunship.

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We are going to declare war on the.

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On the piglets.

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Oh, population.

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Right.

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In West Texas, the feral hog population.

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Y' all let me know how that helicopter goes.

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I don't get in helicopter.

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But I, I. Oh, no, you need to get.

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Yeah, I don't get on anything.

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Put on your harness. Hey, put on your harness and get on the M60 and get after it.

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That's right.

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You're getting on an M60 and shooting pigs.

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He's a door gunner.

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Yeah, right.

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Just gonna be like those guys that were shooting them fish and.

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Oh, what are you talking about? They scared the living. You know what out of me.

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I was over.

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What is it? Cameron Bay getting an engine and Chuck engine. And we're going in the. Just double blade. The workhorse of the army.

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Chinook.

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Chinook. Yeah. And hey, they open up both sixes on each side. And then the guy in the back jumps. Jumps and pulls his 45 out and. And I'm over going, I fix it, get killed and drown. In that moment, I finally looked and I said, yeah, I said, y' all Not. Don't need to do that.

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What was the first thing you did when they started all that? What was the first thing you did when they started all that?

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I stopped breathing.

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Stop breathing.

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It was.

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I know. If it's like on the movies, you know when you feel like it's the end, you reach for that.

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Oh, no.

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Then you just.

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No, I didn't have. I. I would. I didn't reach for nothing.

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You just start saying. You just start smoking.

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Heart probably skipped a beat.

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Oh.

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Because I opened up together, both 60s. And then the guy jumped, pulled his.45 out, emptied it, you know, And I finally got enough courage to look and see what they're shooting at.

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Asian cart, baby.

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They shoot a bunch of turns.

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They. They knew back then Asian carp were a problem. Look at there they was trying to get rid of them.

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Then Texas Ouach river now, boys floating everywhere.

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That's good shooting.

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Yeah, I see. Boys, y' all need to. Y' all give a little warning here. Good grief.

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But. But we're gonna. We got us a kevlar helmet, and we're gonna recreate that scene.

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Oh, it's wild. Riding on Ahui.

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I've never done it. Okay.

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Especially when they turn the thing, like.

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Oh, yeah,

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yeah. When I. You're. You're sitting on this with your feet on the skids, and they turn it sideways. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's good.

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It's just. Y'. All.

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You're just looking straight out.

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You're looking straight down.

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Yeah. Facebook may finally be right.

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What?

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I may be with wind.

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With wind in your hair.

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You died again yesterday, by the way.

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A good way to go out.

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Yeah.

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You died again yesterday.

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Oh, no, look.

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Yeah.

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So what happened to him that we

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was talking about is this.

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Well, there he is. But he looks like an Ego Montoya in that one.

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Well, he got his glasses back.

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Yeah, that one's from a while ago. I can't find the one I saw yesterday, But Willie Robertson has a. I

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like the one with Jay spinning over the big tears running down.

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Yeah. This is real for sure.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, is that tears?

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Oh, Jace is crying that.

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Oh, no, this is a new one.

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Oh. From February 28th.

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That's Jace crying, holding on to sigh. And why is he.

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Why is Jace hugging mountain man?

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Because that looks way more like.

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Yeah, it does look more like mountain man.

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What do people gain from doing stuff like that?

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They trying to knock me off.

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Oh, I guarantee you now they all. They're all signed up for Facebook content monetization, and they're making money off of it.

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Yeah.

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But every time you share it, you make them about. About 7 cents or something.

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But to be fair, I've. I'm also signed up for that. And a post of about this size has gained this person a whole like 22 cents.

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Yeah.

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Because that's about what I make.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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And so I'm like, why waste your time? What's really worrisome is the amount of people that buy it.

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Oh, yeah. I'll get a text. Every time something like that happens, somebody calls me Uncle S. Okay.

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Well, no, no. My daughter called Christine and said his dad. All right. Christine said, oh, that's them idiots that.

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Oh, you social media, you can't believe nothing. And look, you.

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I don't, I don't.

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I don't like to talk around my phone anymore because they're. They're listening. Don't ever doubt it.

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Oh, oh, no, they know what we're doing.

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If you got one of these, they're listening.

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If, if one of them will cuss you out. It ain't worth having.

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I'd love to for. Sad to have a phone though, and just see what kind of ads he would get.

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Oh, you wouldn't believe the things that would happen. I'm serious. Because, hey, when I was in the military, the computer, they would just run amok.

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You had computers in knob.

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That was like the other day.

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Yeah, they're both green and black screen.

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No, I wanted to listen to music. So Christine's got her tablet.

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Yeah.

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So she put it in on the music channel and it had the deals going up and down. She said when you get tired of it, won't turn TV on. Just touch the junk going up and down and it'll turn it off. So she was watching me.

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The pause button?

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Yeah, no, not the pause, but it's actually turning it off. God, I love old people. Look. So look. Hey, I touched it. I just done like that. I held this for a second and lift it up. It's still going. I said, well, let me put a little. I'll do it a little firmer. So this time I pushed on it. Pretty. After I touched it.

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That's. That's how you get technology to work.

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That's hard. Wouldn't do it. Okay. Wouldn't do it. She just walked over and done this and it went off. She said if, if I hadn't been watching you do it, I wouldn't believe it. She said, what is it with you and computers? I said, hey, I tell you, God's going to use the computer to annihilate the human being.

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Oh, yeah. They made a movie about it.

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Hey, a bunch of them.

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What's going to happen is, hey, all of them have got a red button, okay? And then some day, all these idiots that have got the red button are going to push them, and it's just going to be nuclear weapons going both ways. This little bitty ball we call earth is going to become a

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harness.

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Charcoal. Piece of charcoal. That quick?

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Yep.

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He raised his eyebrows.

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And then, hey, the one of us that believe in the almighty is going to go to the new earth and. And heavens and forget this.

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And the rest of the rest, forget all this. The rest of them gonna wish they was back here on this charcoal. It's gonna be a lot easier.

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Black hole.

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Yeah.

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Oh, man.

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Well, there's your pick me up for the beginning. Spring, everybody.

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Bring a sprung.

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If you're on the right side of the Almighty. Hey, thumbs up.

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Well, you know, I've been training my daughter, my youngest one, just in case she had to deal with a. With an attacker. I've been training her to be able to kill an untrained man with her bare hands. So.

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Oh, no, I would love to see. Now, I would love to see some

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fool, but now your daughter. Well, no, I wouldn't.

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Oh, I would. No, you choke him out.

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Not at this point. Maybe ten years from now. But now I think I need to get her some robotics. Robotic defense.

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Well, they can't make antibiotics. Probiotics.

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No, a robot. Because we're getting to the point now where they have lifelike robots over in.

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Look at this. Look at that.

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Look at that thing.

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Oh, no, no. I see one just like that right there. Japan had it and it was trying to kill the ones that were working in the. In the plant.

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That's right.

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Sixteen hundred dollars a month. You can pay for this thing?

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Yeah.

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How much?

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With the shop plate paper people. We have a few ads. If you're using the humanoid robot. The monthly payment for humanoid robots, you need to.

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No, listen, hey, that's what.

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Next thing you need to check out probably is double debt.

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That's a. That's a bad thing that's going on right now is our kids are talking to robots. They're on sale suicides because of it.

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Should we get one?

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It's not in our budget, Martin. It's $18,000.

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That's a slow weekend.

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And have you not seen iRobot unitry GI.

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Well, what if we had one robotic.

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But see, this is what freaks. The whole movie that Will Smith was in is robots that look just like that. And then all of a sudden they're like, all right, now we're going to start shooting people.

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We're going to take over the world.

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I mean, he seems like a pretty easy thing to disable.

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What does it say down there?

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You just take out the joints, man. Ain't no different than a real human. You cut them off at the knees, man, and they ain't going nowhere. What are they gonna do?

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Got your factory down, boy.

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He weighs 35 kilograms.

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How much is that?

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I don't know. 2.2 times 35.

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He's on sale. He used to be 22,000.

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Yeah, they got a new model coming. New battery coming out, hand type Dummy hands. Yeah, okay, Knee.

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That's what I'm saying. I mean, you better have some kind of plan when they. When they decide they're going to take over.

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I'm with you.

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It's coming.

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That thing can run four and a half miles an hour.

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Go for it. I'm gonna send it on a rabbit chase.

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But does it ever get tired?

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Because. No.

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I only got four and a half in me for so long.

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It's got a battery. It's got a battery, but it ain't got an alternator.

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But is it charging its battery on top of its head.

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With what? Solar. We see how well that crap works.

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Yeah.

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Put a windmill on it, too. You know, Save the Earth. A bunch of bull crap like that was a scam.

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And hey.

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Oh, was a scam. Still is a scam.

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Well, I know, but I just, I.

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You realize how much money's been made?

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Oh, no, no. That's what got me when I. You know, when. Look, I got a plane went somewhere, okay? And I'm telling you for two hours. Oh, flying over Texas, I bet you I saw 50 million of them things.

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Oh, yeah.

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And hey, they're five mil a pop.

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It ain't none of them turning. That always blows my mind. You go by, the wind's blowing 30, and they just sitting there still.

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You know how hard it is to turn one of them big things?

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I mean, then let's find something more efficient.

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Supposedly they was going to build them and then run all the cables and lines to the cities so that they would have power and light and all this other good stuff.

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Yeah.

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Ain't no line been run for none of.

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No, they're not even.

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It was. What good are they scammed? You know, all they're doing is screwing up the land landscape.

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It's just like. Yeah. I hate it, man. We got them out here in the delta now, like in the river delta. There's freaking windmills.

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There's windmills in Louisiana.

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Yeah. Right up there on the state line.

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The government spaying farmers in a beautiful

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area that houses a lot of wintering ducks. Windmills, solar farms and a data center. That's good for the ducks. That's good.

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Oh, yeah.

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Good thing we care about wildlife. Oh, I just. It's so stupid.

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Martin about to get to preach.

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It's just dumb, man.

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Like a waste of money.

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We're going to save the world, but we're going to go fry this 200 acres where nothing will ever be here again, even if we take it. If we take it out of here.

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Not to mention if I was a dog terrified of those windmills.

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Think of all the junk you're making for to put in a junk pile.

[B]

Yeah. That took what to build all of gas? Okay, like, where's the trade off here? Wouldn't it be a lot easier just dig up them dead dinosaurs and keep pumping it in your car? I mean, I don't, I don't get it, but, you know, here we are. I don't know. I don't get it. I, you know, I just don't get it.

[A]

I think the top thing that you can use a battery for is a weed eater.

[B]

But after that, that's a good one. Hey, a battery chainsaw.

[D]

I've come to really appreciate chainsaw is. Is money.

[C]

Is it? Yes.

[A]

Big Dave's really been making fun of his neighbor and his electric chainsaw a lot lately.

[B]

Look, an electric chainsaw should not be your only chainsaw.

[D]

Well, right.

[B]

That should not be your main chainsaw.

[D]

You need both.

[B]

But to throw in the back of your buggy because you, you know, windstorm comes through or something, and you may not know if there's a limb or a tree down or something. It's very handy for that, you know, energy.

[D]

Exclusively using electric chainsaw.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

I almost bought one.

[B]

That tree company used all hydraulic chainsaw and they didn't use any human being.

[C]

So someone invent something for good. And what do we do? We take it. Turn it bad.

[B]

What do we turn bad?

[C]

Oh, everything.

[B]

Chainsaw. No, he's good.

[A]

Wait till Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2030, when it's. You can't even hear him coming.

[B]

Oh, I'd be back. None of that. No more. Two strokes, baby.

[A]

He just presses a button and he looks at you.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah. The next thing you know is you hear it right before it touches your throat. You're like, oh, man.

[A]

Oh, you just hear a light buzz in the distance. Are there bees here? Just a crazy person with a ego chainsaw.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah.

[C]

I made movies about that electric chainsaw. Yeah.

[B]

The Electric Chainsaw Massacre.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm telling you right now, I'm not in Hollywood, but if you're listening, I will go see that buzz.

[D]

The electric Chainsaw man.

[B]

Or when the windmill start fighting back, they just start sending their propellers off of there.

[A]

You ever seen one of them blow up?

[B]

No, it's. But I'd love to. I'd love to see them all blow up in sink and just end up on the ground.

[A]

If them things get going too fast, they. Like a helicopter.

[D]

They.

[B]

They probably got a. Jesus Nut on them. Just like in helicopters. There's probably one piece that holds all that crap together. No, thank you. I'm out. I need more than one safety net. I'm out, man. I'm out. Y' all have fun on them helicopters.

[C]

They are fun.

[B]

Hey, they took out Kobe Bryant, man.

[C]

They are fun.

[B]

Hey, check out the Mamba. They can take out anybody, man. I'm just.

[A]

I'm not getting on a helicopter. Watch this thing. Watch this thing. It's going too fast. We're watching a windmill.

[C]

Got a good windstorm.

[A]

Boy, look how fast that sucker is going to.

[C]

There it goes. Yep.

[B]

That feels like AI.

[C]

That's what. That's what they all need to do. Now.

[A]

That was posted 13 years ago.

[B]

Was that a homemade windmill? Yeah, because that ain't one of them big rascals out there in Texas. It wouldn't fit in that frame. Or in Mississippi or Louisiana where they all are now. It's Martin.

[A]

There's people listening that work on the windmills.

[B]

And I'm glad they have a job, and I'm glad they're getting well paid to do that. I mean, hey, I would, too, right? But make a killing. Go do it, man. Do what you got to do for your family. I just hope they pay you more to take them down. I don't. That's all I'm saying.

[A]

I don't know anything about windmills.

[B]

What?

[A]

Why? Why do we hate them?

[B]

Have you seen them? I've seen them. They're ugly. They're. They're a scab on the landscape and mess. And do yourself a favor. Look up just how efficient they are at producing power. And they don't work for the power grid. They don't do anything in the grand scheme of things like it. It does not offset it.

[A]

I finally.

[B]

It takes so many of them, but they're so big that you can't put enough of them in one place to offset it. Like, it's a wild.

[C]

Oh, they tried it.

[B]

Oh, they're trying and they are. They're actively trying it. And I've got buddies that work in that stuff. And I say, hey, man, make it while you can.

[C]

But again, here's the thing.

[B]

Hope they pay you double to take it down.

[C]

They don't have a purpose.

[B]

Now, there's. There's got to be something better. Yeah. And they kill a lot of birds, not just ducks. Like bird flying through the night, fly straight into the prop. He did. At the bottom of it, there's no

[A]

coming back from that.

[B]

There's a lot of bird migrations happen at night.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

So like, you know, a little songbird just d. I mean, they're dumb enough to fly into your house window. You think they're going to miss a windmill? Like. It's just not. I don't know. I hate them. But it is what it is.

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[B]

I like your new rental house over there. That's cool man. That was good the other night. I didn't realize I could see Johnny D's house from your house.

[A]

You can see all our houses from everybody's house.

[B]

Yeah, those. The trees are gone.

[D]

So living in a new house.

[A]

He's our neighbor.

[B]

Yeah, he's right by you.

[D]

I didn't know that.

[B]

You drive by him every day.

[D]

I could have been cooking you supper.

[B]

He lives at the gate of your neighborhood.

[D]

Oh really?

[A]

Yeah, he's. He's point. I ran past his house the other day.

[B]

Yeah, it's very close.

[D]

Well, I didn't know that. Well, I'll get Anna to bring you bring you something to eat.

[C]

Maybe one of them pound Cake. Banana cakes.

[B]

Oh, banana.

[D]

What about banana bread? You like banana bread?

[C]

Banana bread? Hey, one of the. One of them small ones.

[D]

You know, I thought. You know what I thought? The other day, Anna made some really good banana bread. I thought, you know what? Banana bread is good. Bread pudding is good. What about banana bread pudding?

[C]

Oh, yeah. That sounded like a winner.

[A]

It's gotta work.

[C]

Oh, my wife would love it.

[B]

That sounded like something that make Goblin's arm shoot through the roof. Man, that thing'd be like doge to the moon.

[C]

It'd be like a moonshot.

[A]

Yeah, we can't talk about those kind of things with Godwin anymore.

[B]

But, yeah, I'm.

[D]

He's looking good. I mean, got on that diet.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, he's taking it serious, too. He ain't fooling around. He's. He's on it.

[C]

Well, they finally found one that actually worked. Cause Al. Al's dropped 100 pounds.

[D]

Well, it's what works is called discipline.

[C]

Discipline.

[B]

The other thing that works is motivation.

[D]

Motivation, discipline. Well, to get discipline, you need motivation, which is what happened to me.

[C]

I said, hey, I couldn't get in the door, so I had to lose weight. Well, that's what he told me. I said, al, you look pretty spiffy there, son. Well, when I couldn't get in the door, it happens. He said I had to. Yeah. Drop a little weight.

[D]

It's real simple. Just don't eat as much.

[C]

Wear them best now.

[B]

Output. Output greater than input. It's amazing what happens when people ask

[A]

me how I lost weight. I was like, well, I'm generally hungrier.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's okay.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, most people, you don't have to gorge yourself.

[C]

They lose it. And then they. Then when they start picking it back up, they go overboard and weigh way more what they used to.

[A]

The yo, yo.

[D]

Oh, I ain't going back.

[A]

Stop. Actually, I can attest, Stone, ever since he lost all the weight, I don't think you've ever even come close to going back.

[C]

No, no.

[D]

When I get to a certain number, I'll lose 15 pounds.

[A]

Lock back in.

[D]

Yeah. If I. When I get up, say, 1 90s, my number. When I get to 190, I go back down to 175 immediately. And then I'll work my way back up to 190. Back to 175.

[B]

That's what I do. I spend all summer getting down to a low because I don't come duck season, hunting season. I'm just eating to survive. So I eat a bunch of crap during hunting season. Like, it's like late meals, and then as soon as you eat, you go to bed. Schedule is out because it's early morning. So I just spend February to October getting down as low as possible, and then I just got to let it go during hunting season. Then do it again. Do it again.

[D]

Because during hunt season, it's just. There's nothing really. You can do this. Because when you get hungry.

[B]

Yeah, you eat. You eat whatever's available.

[D]

Whatever's there.

[A]

And then hunting season is also combined with the holidays. My biggest.

[B]

Oh, yeah, there's cakes and pies and all things good.

[A]

I got. I. I hit my number that on, like, December 26th. And I said, okay, yeah, it's over.

[B]

Yeah, let's roll back down to it. Run it back. Hashtag better decisions now.

[C]

Now I'm a.

[A]

Now I'm a jogger.

[B]

A yogurt. Okay.

[A]

Into it.

[B]

He's yogging. Yog.

[A]

And every weekend, it is the worst. I don't understand it. I don't know why I'm doing it, but I'm looking forward to it next weekend.

[B]

That's good for you, man.

[A]

I don't think it is.

[B]

I just. I'm getting back in. I'm just carrying minnows down to the pond every day.

[A]

I saw Martin's my new best customer.

[B]

Yeah, minnows. A bug in a minute. Every day. Every day.

[C]

Right. You boys got to have something to do.

[B]

I understand that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But that's what they're doing.

[B]

That's what they're doing. I got.

[A]

I got to show you the pictures.

[B]

I'm about to have to get my shiner tank back out at my house, and I'm just going to start. Have to start cutting out the middleman for a little bit for the short term.

[C]

Oh, you're good.

[B]

I got a shiner tank.

[C]

Can't believe that they're my 4 years old.

[A]

They started here with fake.

[B]

That was me. I caught that one. No hooks.

[A]

They didn't have hooks. Then the next day, boom. The next day, boom.

[B]

Oh, there's way more than that. We've been smashing them. Fish are hungry. They don't say they don't see a

[D]

whole lot of crickets doing a. I'm doing a story. They tell me I got a post. More on my stories.

[A]

He's a story man.

[D]

I'm doing. I just figured out how to do it.

[B]

Yeah. Remember I told you I love old people, man?

[D]

I just figured if you hold down that button, it makes a little video.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And you can post, you know, you can do a story.

[B]

And hey, there's a little deal over. You can go hands free too.

[A]

I don't know how to do.

[B]

You ain't even got to hold the button.

[A]

I don't even know how to do that.

[B]

You go hands free, flip the screen back and forth. You can do all.

[A]

Well, that's Randy.

[C]

How.

[B]

Randy how?

[A]

I pulled up my Instagram and the first picture was Randy Howe holding up Monsters. Because I also, you weren't the only one fishing this weekend.

[C]

There's a. There's a problem for you.

[B]

Saj with a bluegill. Look at her.

[A]

I'm a little embarrassed because apparently I'm the only one on the prettiest weekend of the year that didn't take his kids fishing.

[B]

Yeah, you were jogging. What were you doing? It was like a five mile an hour south wind. It was perfect for fishing hammers.

[A]

Well, and then me and the boys, I was like, hey, I want to go over to mom and dad's house. We'll hang out outside all day. And they were like, yep. And we ended up playing wiffle ball.

[B]

Oh, there you go.

[A]

For six hours.

[B]

Wiffle ball is. But you can do that when these fish quit biting. Right now. These fish ain't seen a bait in a couple of months. So this is now we goodbye. We chunk all ours back right now.

[C]

Good part.

[A]

Carter still on the cleaning committee? He said we need to go catch a fish.

[D]

What I told say? Well, the. The dog had run off and I was worried she wasn't going to come back. Libby the blue healer. Okay, so the electric fence quit working. Yeah. Anyways, so I thought the dog was gone, so I. I was trying to distract Sage. I said, well, let's go catch her supper. So we gonna catch six big ones. We will come back, fry them up. That's where we can wait for supper. We go down there fishing, catch the fish, come back. Dog was back, so everything worked out. But let me tell you something then. Bram and Willie's pond have gotten huge. Humongous.

[A]

Might have to sneak over here pretty soon.

[C]

Ain't nothing better than having a big brim. I'm gonna have to that line.

[B]

I'm gonna have to buy a truckload of shad for. For the home pond there at mom's house. Them fish, they ain't in great shape. Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this. Little fat boy hold him. He get all fired up. So. Son, you got the volume.

[D]

Get him.

[B]

You caught a big bass, J. I got. That was nice letting your brother Reel it in. You want to touch him? Wha. So mad. He caught it on his pole. We got to take turns. Okay, here, hold. He puts him in a chokeholds. You want to hold it? He will not grab it by the bow. But watch this. Put your hand right there to hold. He will choke that rascal. This is my favorite part. Watch him throw it back in. You don't want to be a fish in Jack's hand. He back in the water.

[D]

Ain't nothing better. We. I took her down there. Willie's p. There's a cypress tree. She wanted to cast. She wants to do everything on her own. I cast first couple times she let. She says the hook reels them in. Well, then she said, I want to cast. She cast hung up in the tree. Break the line of tie. He's waiting for me to retie. I can't see anymore. I can't see how to thread the line through the hook. Can't do it. I mean, I'm just guessing at this point.

[A]

Your eyes are going, no.

[D]

It took me longer than normal. He was impatient. He said, I want to cast again. Well, guess what? There's a tree right back in the tree. So we repeat this three times. I said, sage, we can either do one or two things. You can keep casting and I'll keep retiring, or you can let daddy cast, and then you can. She said, you go ahead, cats.

[A]

You go ahead.

[D]

Yeah, we don't need but three more. Yeah, there's a lot of corks in the cypress trees. But then Christian and his crew came. Came by. When he came by with his girls, he's like, oh, y' all caught some fish? Yeah. He looked in the bucket and said, good grief, those are big. I'm like, yeah, we can't catch anything. I'm like, huh?

[B]

Hey, you can't. You can't catch anything in that pond. That's a shame, man. All you gotta do is hit the water with anything. Yeah, just hit the water.

[D]

I'll tell you, they are smarter than they used to be. But that little green jig, that thing works. Thing works real good.

[B]

And minners work really good on pond fish. Pond, fish, pond fish. Love a shiner, man.

[C]

They do.

[D]

What are they called? Copperhead. Copper. Copper note.

[B]

Oh, bluegill.

[D]

Copper nose. Bluegill there. Them things. Oh, they fight.

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[D]

Oh, it is.

[B]

Cool place to watch a football game. It's fun. Probably won't be so much fun with them throwing stuff at Light and Kiffin, but it'd be all right.

[A]

They gotta throw stuff at him.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're hot. They're hot.

[B]

Tennessee hold a grudge now. I mean, they ran Derek Dooley's pants up the flagpole when he left them orange britches.

[A]

That's just rude.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. They're hillbillies. Is tough now.

[D]

People get emotional over these ball games.

[B]

Yeah,

[D]

Some things.

[B]

There was one guy in the crowd that yelled out, woo. Pig. I said, that's interesting.

[D]

Blue pig. Suey up there.

[B]

Yeah. Talk about loyal to be saying that in public. Oh, man.

[A]

I didn't know there was Arkansas fans left.

[B]

There's one.

[A]

There's one.

[B]

I can confirm one.

[A]

I just realized. I was about to ask Hunter if he had any voicemails, but we don't have a computer. This room is weird today.

[B]

What you got, Hunter?

[D]

They didn't.

[B]

They didn't do what they said they were going to do. I don't know. They didn't do what they said they were going to do. I. Like, when are they going to do what they said?

[D]

They have no idea.

[B]

Because we got a pretty good schedule this week because I'm out all next week and it might look like this for a couple days or it might not.

[A]

I have to go talk to someone about it.

[B]

Yeah, there you go. Run it up the flag pole. Hunter, that doesn't. That doesn't riddle you with anxiety, does it? Why are we doing it so early? What do y' all have to do today? Can you talk about it? What are y' all doing? I don't even know.

[A]

Yeah, we're here at breakfast time.

[B]

Technically, I can't give specifics, but me and Josh have to go work on a movie later. Oh, okay. Yeah.

[C]

Movie.

[B]

Who's it about?

[A]

That's the specifics.

[B]

I can't get out.

[C]

That's the specifics. He can't talk.

[B]

You give a hint. Yes. And then we can give them out.

[A]

No, I don't think I can do that. Is it about Psy?

[B]

No.

[D]

Dang.

[A]

Probably won't watch it then.

[D]

That would be a good movie.

[A]

I would. I would watch the Psy Robertson Life of Psy. Life story as told through Psy would be the most magical movie of all time.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Can you imagine a movie about Psy narrated by Snoop Dogg? Yeah. Dang ding.

[C]

That would be cool.

[B]

Yeah. You know, print the money.

[A]

It would be longer than Lord of the Rings.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

But because of the way the stories all go. But I mean, we'd have Eagle the pigeon.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We'd have the helicopter shooting the poor fish and what, Cameron Bay?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean there would just be.

[C]

It would be the.

[A]

It would be the best movie since Forrest Gump.

[B]

And there'd be such a. Cool. A black cat in there, man.

[C]

Like they would get a real one now.

[B]

Not with this budget. You're going to spend all your money on Snoop Black. The back end is going to have to be.

[A]

The baby Sasquatch would be in there.

[B]

But then they could do it as a two parter though. You could.

[C]

That was a real. A real deal.

[B]

You could have Psy narrated by Snoop and then Snoop narrated by Psych. What kind of mashup would that be?

[A]

I'm still confused by the whole thing.

[B]

I. Talking about drama and lbc.

[A]

What?

[C]

Hold on.

[A]

Did you just say that was a real thing? Yeah.

[B]

Which one?

[A]

The baby Sasquatch.

[C]

Oh, I'm sure.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's the one when y' all were running.

[C]

Oh, we had one frog gigging the skunk deal.

[B]

He smelled like a skunk.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Run you into a culvert and all that.

[D]

He said juveniles.

[C]

Hey, but here's. Here's the thing about it. When I turned around, okay, Tommy's in front because he's a little ahead. Higher than Phil. Phil's next and then I'm bringing him to the rear, so it's stair steps.

[B]

You was always a caboose, wasn't you? Yeah.

[C]

So look, I feel a presence behind me. And when I turn around, I was about, I guess first grade.

[B]

Vivid imagination.

[C]

Six years old.

[B]

Six or seven.

[A]

You were just trouncing through the woods.

[C]

No, no, we. Look, we've been frog gigging and we had a toe sack.

[B]

I think the definition of them boys growing up would have been feral. But anyway, that you'd call them.

[C]

When I turned around, hey, something is eye to eyeball with me.

[A]

I never KNEW you were 6 in this story, which makes it even better.

[C]

No, I'm serious. When I turn around, I'm looking at. And it's like two glowing charcoal.

[D]

So you're six years old.

[C]

I'm six years old, so when I turn around, all I see is glowing eyeballs.

[D]

What time is it? What time is it?

[B]

Dark.

[D]

After dark.

[C]

It's late at night. We have been frog gigging all night.

[D]

Can you imagine sending one of your kids out at 6 years old? They go frog gigging.

[C]

Oh, no. Hey, it gets worse.

[D]

All night long.

[C]

Hey, look, my mom.

[B]

If you were 6, then Phil was 8.

[C]

He was 8. Tommy was. Martin was just talking about another two years.

[A]

The sun goes down.

[D]

So the oldest one there was 10 years old.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Tommy.

[C]

Oh, no, no. Hey, look, mom used to. Hey. When she'd get sick of us go. She'd make us get in the. In the Falcon. Hey. She'd drive us 15 miles up river, drop us off at the levy and said, I don't want to see L till suppertime.

[B]

Drove the Chevy to six.

[C]

Hey. Out in the woods all night long again.

[A]

Frog gigging.

[B]

Feral.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And you saw a juvenile assassin.

[B]

Y' all ever seen that movie the Hills have Eyes?

[A]

Now that you're older and more mature, do you really think it was assassin?

[C]

No. No. Upstairs.

[B]

What you laughing about?

[D]

He knows it was.

[C]

Hey, it was. Hey, it was something that walked upright. Okay. And had eyes that glowed in the dark red.

[B]

Because a 10, 8 and a 6 year old wouldn't make up.

[D]

No, no.

[A]

This whole time I thought he was like, at least like 16. Maybe you were.

[B]

I was. I was thinking they were the teenagers. Like, I was thinking like 16, 14, 12. I didn't know we were 10.

[A]

Look, the oldest was a ripe young fourth grader.

[C]

You get. You just got a snippet of what we done when we was that age. Go look. Red river was like two miles away from the house. 12 mile by you was about five miles away from the house.

[D]

I thought it was 12, you know,

[C]

and we would go to 12 mile bayou, which had a bridge, go over it to go to church.

[D]

That's the one that had the one stick, the one Stop. That the bath?

[C]

No, that's. That's.

[D]

Kill them.

[C]

That's about. That's. We had to drive to that. That's about. That's about 15 miles.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But anyway, when we would go to 12 mile bio and sit out, throw lines, there was a silver fish and I thought it was the. What is the thing that they. Oh, they get big A tarp Battlefish. Yeah, it's sea fish.

[D]

Like a tarpon. Like a marlin.

[C]

Yeah, tarpon, tarpon.

[B]

Look.

[C]

Hey, we set out our lines. We'd be sitting there around the fire, waiting till, you know, run them at like 12 o'. Clock. And hey, there was a silver fish that would go up in the air, just jump high. And I mean, I mean big. This sucker was huge. You know, we never didn't know what he was.

[D]

How big.

[C]

Oh, I'm talking about six, seven, eight feet. That long. Yo, he'd go up in there and hey, he was like. He looked like. He looked like a piece of a silver dollar. Yeah, that color.

[D]

Shiny silver.

[C]

Just shiny. He'd, you know, make a big splash. Yo, Phil said, I wish that sucker would get on our trot line or our throw line.

[A]

It was a tarpon.

[C]

That's what it looks like. That's all. Thank you.

[A]

And a bayou in northwest.

[C]

1212 mile bayou.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Which was flam full of big ops and high fan channel catfish.

[B]

Hey, will you take my kids fishing? Because I want to hear the stories that come out after you all get done. Because I know what they say after we get done. And I was there, so.

[C]

Oh, hey, we all, we used to have. Y' all like Tom. Tommy was clearly.

[A]

They're old enough to go all night.

[C]

Tommy was working, so he, he had money and he bought a five cell flashlight for Frog gig.

[B]

Hold on, like D battery.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Your brother Tommy had a job 10 years old.

[C]

Oh, hey.

[A]

At 10.

[C]

Oh no.

[A]

So he could take his brother Frog.

[C]

When Tommy was in the eighth grade, he was, he was working for a carpenter and they was building houses.

[A]

You know, you can get into buying quick in these trying times.

[B]

You need a quick financial fix. You sign up for that credit card. So I'm going to pay it off at the end of the month. And guess what? You don't do it off at the

[A]

end of the month. And sometimes stuff like this ice storm. I've had to spend quite a large sum of money on getting trees taken.

[B]

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[A]

Yeah, these days it's about 16.

[B]

But anyway, if they were any good as board.

[C]

Hey, he had bought us a good flashlight, five cell, you know, five batteries. Flashlight.

[B]

Had you a mag light?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, yeah.

[C]

Bill had a pellet gun he got for Christmas. Okay. The kind you pump up Benjamin?

[B]

Probably. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, no, look, we went. We went frogging again. We're coming back with Tommy. Yo. Bill's got the lights and he's in a hurry to get home and he's leaving us in the dark. Just Tommy told him. Tommy's got the Benjamin, your pelican. He said, hey, slow down, we can't see, yo. Let us, yo, I got a six

[B]

year old with me for crying out.

[C]

Bill said, hey, no, you just got to keep up. Thomas said, hey, click, click, click, click, click, click. He said, if you don't show down, I'm going to shoot you, yo. So he didn't slow down, you hear, pow, ah,

[A]

okay.

[B]

And then turn the light off and

[C]

then, hey, then the light goes out because Phil threw that flashlight and broke it into a thousand. And Priestess, we go home and get home and mama took daddy's shaving razor, you know, opened it up, took the blade out of it. And she's saying, this is going to hurt a little bit because he shot it right in the middle of the back.

[B]

Oh, I had to get that pellet out.

[C]

Well, hey, it had done. Hey, it went in, you know, about a 7 inch. So it's just a big knot. She just slid it, popped it out. You know, popped out the pellet. And she said, well, you know, that wasn't very smart, you know. Tommy said, no, it wasn't. That flashlight cost about $25.

[A]

How many hours a 10 year old have to work to get $25?

[C]

Oh, hey, Tommy. Tommy was a carpenter.

[D]

He got paid good money back in 19. What year would that have been unless I was 6?

[B]

That have been 54.

[D]

1954. 25 flashlight in 1954. 5 sale now.

[C]

5. 5 battery sale.

[D]

Yeah, that's a battery. That's a fancy flashlight.

[C]

Oh, hey, that thing blinds a frog in a heartbeat. It blind you, you know.

[A]

Five sale, y'. All. Is this it?

[C]

Oh, no, I think. Hey, that's. That's. Last night was that long.

[D]

Talking about a mag, big mag, like

[B]

the OG mag, like that took two people to carry them.

[D]

It doubled as a weapon.

[B]

Yeah, you turn around and say, that

[C]

was back in the day when, like if you caught, you know, the biggest frog we ever caught.

[B]

19 inches.

[C]

Oh, oh, three foot.

[A]

And hey, you weren't even three foot.

[C]

Hey, no, no, hey,

[A]

you were six, man. The frog you just named was bigger than you.

[C]

I'm serious. That frog was three foot. And look, his legs was like a turkey leg.

[A]

It's that big around. That sucker was bigger than your current leg.

[C]

Yeah, he was bigger than. Hey, his legs were big as this cup. The top of this cup measure out

[D]

3 foot on that table.

[C]

I wish I had a tape measure.

[B]

Oh, just. I just want to see you guess it.

[C]

Three foot. That's only two. Hey, about. Hey, the table. The table.

[B]

That's two foot.

[C]

Hey, ladies and gentlemen, that's about two foot right there.

[A]

If you're driving down the road, I implore you to head to YouTube.com duck call room and see size him.

[B]

Go home and talk to Brittany.

[C]

That right there is eight inches.

[B]

He got some explaining to do.

[C]

Eight inches, that's eight inches. 16. Okay, 24. Is that right? 16. Oh, 22. 22.

[D]

That's two foot right there.

[C]

It's about the size of this table.

[A]

Hold on.

[C]

Big old.

[A]

And if you need a measuring device, be sure to check out Sadie Robertson Huff in the next step. What are we doing?

[B]

I don't know, but that book's at least 10 inches.

[A]

No, it's 8 and 16 plus 8 is obviously 22.

[C]

Hey, the fun part of frog gigging back then was, okay, four foot. Until we. Until we learned. Look, until we learned that you had to cut there. The tendons. Yeah, you throw frog legs in the grease, well, they jump out of the grease. I'm serious. Hey, we had, we'd be had them battered up. You know, one of us would have them in the thongs and the other one would have a lid with the thongs to keep them in the grease. I'm serious.

[A]

And, and you were six. Well, hey, I can't. I need people to imagine, hey, a six year old with 350 degree oil slamming a lid on frogs jumping out of the ground.

[C]

Here's what we did. Hey, you know what, what is the PlayStation for the army. What's some of theirs?

[B]

Call of Duty.

[C]

Yeah, Call of Duty. Oh, well, hey, what we did for Call of Duty, you know, the kitchen match is about this long.

[A]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[C]

You actually, we'll take the razor blade out of that is shaver, cut four slits in it, put paper in it for the feathers, and then stick a needle, a big one in the other end of it. And that way that's what we. That was our, our PlayStation.

[A]

Stabbing each other with.

[C]

You know, you run. You run through in the back.

[B]

Boys, why'd y' all hate each other so?

[C]

Hey, no, that was just what we did for fun.

[B]

Imagine if they'd have had airsoft guns. They would.

[D]

Oh well, we, we did used to have BB gun wars.

[C]

Oh no, we've done that too.

[D]

And we also.

[C]

My brother lost his two front teeth

[D]

in a hickinut war hickory nut.

[C]

Because he was behind the tree and he stepped out to look, feel through a hickory nut, hit the tree, glassed off and pow. Two front teeth gone.

[A]

And Phil had a cannon.

[C]

Oh, hey, Phil, that was back when he pitched you on high school and college. And look, they played in the summer leagues, him and Tommy.

[D]

That.

[C]

Yeah, Bill, Bill was right handed, but he batted left handed.

[A]

Yeah, there you go.

[B]

There it is.

[C]

But hey, you talking about hardball and

[B]

then especially a speedball and a hickory.

[C]

We had this kid, 14 years old,

[D]

come play with us one day.

[C]

He said, yo, he said, he told Phil, he said, you can't strike me out. Yes, and all boy you do. You need to go home. You're gonna get in trouble. Yeah, but old boy got smart with it.

[B]

That's the one.

[C]

He said, hey, get up there. Get up and get you a bat.

[B]

Docs his eye.

[C]

And speedball, he had a good curve with a hard ball. But a speedball always go from, you know, across the plate on behind the batter, all the way across the plate

[A]

like we need Lou Gary.

[C]

So hey, I got up there. First ball was fastball. You know, he. Kid didn't See, it show, you know, And I don't remember. I think timing was on fire.

[B]

Track one, no home cooking there.

[C]

So, hey, next one. Next one was slider. Track 2. The next one was. Hey, Phil threw it behind him.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Got to send a message.

[C]

Well, no, no, look. And, hey, he jumped and landed on the plate. And when he did, that speedball hit

[A]

him right here in the temple.

[C]

On the side.

[B]

Yeah, right next to the temple.

[C]

Look. Eyeball hanging out.

[B]

Mama come out like Martin Lawrence in Blue Street.

[C]

Yeah. Hey, it's just hanging there dangling. Mama come out there and put it back in his socket. And we stay. Duck thing on. She's taking him to the Mercury Room, Freeport.

[A]

That's a good place to go if your eyeballs. Eyeballs ever dangling.

[C]

Phil told the kid, he said, come back when you're about 18 to try again.

[A]

Life was tougher back then.

[C]

Hey. Oh, it was rough, boys. I'm telling you.

[A]

Eyeballs popping out.

[C]

My brother. My brother's Jimmy Frank. He was responsible for getting about, oh, probably 10, maybe eight kids scholarships in football.

[B]

Oh, there's something redeeming because, hey, he

[C]

would make everybody play. They'd all be crying. He'd say, quit your crying and get down and get ready to block.

[B]

He must have been quarterback.

[C]

We had some good football games, though.

[A]

There you go. Well, that was a good trip down memory lane.

[B]

Yeah. Let's go home now.

[C]

Oh, my childhood was.

[B]

Was lit.

[A]

Yeah. I don't have a verse for your lip. I had a verse for all the worries and troubles going on in the world today.

[C]

Are we done?

[A]

We're overtime. We didn't have a clock today, and look at us. Look. Revelation 21:5. He who is seated on the throne said, I am making everything new. Then he said, write this down. For these words are trustworthy and true. What's going on in this Earth is wild and crazy. But like I said, one day, this place will be a big ball of charcoal. We'll be in heaven.

[C]

So look, when he created everything, you know, I knew. I knew Earth and heaven is already waiting.

[A]

Yeah, I'm fired up.

[C]

It's there, boys. Trust me when I tell you it's there.

[B]

Amen.

[A]

I'm in on that. We'll see y' all next time.

[B]

Deuces. We're out.