Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Episode Summary
Episode Title: Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Release Date: December 31, 2024
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, and Phillip McMillan

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Introduction

In this lively episode of Duck Call Room, the hosts dive into an entertaining "This or That" game, engaging listeners with a series of humorous and thought-provoking choices. The episode is filled with witty banter, personal anecdotes, and plenty of laughs, staying true to the show's signature style of blending hunting adventures with pop culture commentary.

This or That Game

The core of the episode revolves around the hosts answering a variety of "This or That" questions submitted by fans. Each question presents a dilemma that sparks playful debates and showcases the personalities of the hosts.

Movie Preferences: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

• John-David Owen leans towards John Wayne, appreciating the classic cowboy appeal:

  "He's the old cowboy." (09:50)

• John Godwin prefers Clint Eastwood, citing his memorable films:

  "I'm an Eastwood guy." (09:55)

• Justin Martin humorously attempts to choose both but is reminded to pick one:

  "I'm a both." (10:07)

Crab Legs vs. Crawfish

• Gavin opts for crawfish over crab legs, deeming the latter too cumbersome:

  "Crawfish." (11:42)

• John-David Owen shares a disdain for crab legs:

  "Crab legs are horrible." (11:43)

• John Godwin supports crawfish for their practicality in social settings:

  "Crawfish are more about being at a crawfish bowl with friends." (12:21)

Pizza vs. Tacos

• Gavin champions pizza for its versatility and variety:

  "There's way more in one accord." (15:39)

• Jordan declares a strong preference for tacos:

  "I would bail on my entire family to go eat pizza instead of tacos." (15:42)

• John-David Owen emphasizes the endless variety of pizzas:

  "A bigger variety of pizzas than there are tacos." (15:58)

Fishing Preferences: Freshwater vs. Saltwater

• Justin Martin picks saltwater fishing, valuing the flavor of saltwater fish:

  "Saltwater because that's my favorite." (16:54)

• John Godwin prefers freshwater fishing if someone else is covering the costs:

  "We’re going freshwater fish." (17:07)

Beard Contest: Willie vs. Jace

• The hosts engage in a light-hearted beard contest, comparing the iconic Robertson beards:
  • John Godwin favors Phil Robertson's beard, highlighting its distinguished look:

    "I'm taking Phil Robertson's beard." (25:54)

  • Gavin humorously defends his own beard while expressing admiration for Willie Robertson:

    "Willie Robertson. There you go." (26:15)

  • John-David Owen praises Willie's beard as the best looking:

    "Willie's got the best looking beard." (26:31)

Humor and Banter

Throughout the episode, the hosts showcase their chemistry through playful teasing and humorous exchanges:

• Gavin jokes about avoiding ice fishing to maintain his appearance:

  "I ain't doing it. I look like the Michelin man." (01:15)

• John Godwin makes witty remarks about weight loss plans involving freeze-dried okra:

  "He got on like the last. Not this one he's on now, but the one before he had freeze dried okra." (18:52)

• Jordan shares amusing anecdotes about unconventional food combinations, such as fish dogs:

  "I once had a hot dog that was fish. It was delicious." (32:35)

Notable Quotes

• John Godwin on the practicality of crawfish:

  "Crawfish are more about being at a crawfish bowl with friends." (12:21)

• Justin Martin on his disdain for candy corn:

  "Candy corn is always going to be trash." (37:43)

• John-David Owen reflecting on family food preferences:

  "If you put food on a pizza, that's still pizza." (39:21)

Listener Engagement

The hosts actively involve their audience by addressing fan submissions and encouraging interaction:

• Josh, the announcer, explains the rules of the "This or That" game, emphasizing the need to choose one option:

  "You have to pick one of the two options. And you can't say no to one of them." (09:16)

• Jordan urges listeners to email in their own questions to keep the show interactive and engaging.

Conclusion

The episode wraps up with the hosts reflecting on their choices and sharing heartfelt sentiments:

• Jordan cites a Bible verse, emphasizing trust in decisions:

  "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and do not lean on your own understanding." (51:11)

• John-David Owen and John Godwin conclude with affirmations of love and camaraderie:

  "Jesus loves you all." (51:38)

Final Thoughts

This episode of Duck Call Room offers a perfect blend of humor, personal stories, and engaging content that keeps listeners entertained from start to finish. The hosts' dynamic interactions and relatable discussions make it a standout episode, inviting both longtime fans and new listeners to join in the fun.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• John-David Owen: "He's the old cowboy." (09:50)
• John Godwin: "I'm an Eastwood guy." (09:55)
• Gavin: "I ain't doing it. I look like the Michelin man." (01:15)
• John Godwin: "Candy corn is always going to be trash." (37:43)
• Jordan: "I once had a hot dog that was fish. It was delicious." (32:35)

Note: Timestamps are indicative and correspond to the transcript provided.

Transcript

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[Gavin]

Do you know how Eskimos build their house?

[John David]

Yeah, they build out of ice.

[Gavin]

He glues it together.

[John David]

That's the ice palace.

[Godwin]

There you go, Galvin.

[John David]

They did what?

[Godwin]

It glues it together.

[John David]

They glues it together. E glues it.

[Josh]

Oh, I get it. Because they're called igloos.

[John David]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

You gotta quit on these. You gotta quit on these educated.

[John David]

Have they got a heater in that eagle?

[Gavin]

You bet you have it. You know them people get on ass fishing in them huts and they got heaters in them. Don't they know heat melts ice?

[John David]

I'm fix that. I was gonna ask you about that.

[Gavin]

That ain't. I mean, that ain't right. Everybody keeps asking, you need to come up here ass fishing now. I ain't doing it. I look like the Michelin man.

[Godwin]

Not anymore. You're the incredible shrinking man.

[Gavin]

Oh, I'd be the Michelin man if I got on ice. They said, oh, we drive trucks out there. I said, I know. I see him pulling them out on the news.

[Jordan]

I ain't getting on no ice.

[Gavin]

No, I ain't neither.

[Godwin]

No one is that time of year I've done that.

[John David]

And I checked out off my bucket list.

[Gavin]

You done it?

[John David]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

That's not even on my bucket list. Not even on.

[Godwin]

That ain't even on the handle of my bucket.

[Jordan]

And not even on my bowl list. My platelets. It ain't on the list.

[Gavin]

I ain't doing it.

[John David]

It ain't much.

[Gavin]

No, sir.

[Jordan]

It's up there with like, skydiving. That's just something I'm not going to do.

[Gavin]

I do that. I'd do it. I'd jump out of a plane with a parachute.

[John David]

I know it'd be fun, but I.

[Godwin]

Just don't think without it crashing, I.

[John David]

Don'T think I'll jump out of a plane.

[Gavin]

If I had a parachute on, knew how to pull a car.

[John David]

Well, I don't think I'd jump out of a plane.

[Jordan]

There's a lot less obstacles down there if you jump.

[John David]

Well, hey, I know, but it's just a go.

[Gavin]

It's not going to be no pain to it.

[John David]

Yeah, but if it don't against the grain.

[Jordan]

Ain't gonna be no pain to it. Yeah, you gonna fall for two minutes thinking about it. That's more painful than getting.

[Gavin]

I'm gonna say.

[Jordan]

Well, hitting the ground.

[Gavin]

I tried.

[John David]

You try.

[Godwin]

That's two minutes to make sure you got that sinner's prayer right.

[John David]

Yeah, that's right.

[Jordan]

I be saying every flavor of good night.

[Gavin]

I know where I'm going.

[Jordan]

I'd be hitting down every flavor.

[Godwin]

Wait, what that other one say? Confess with the mouth. Jesus, your Lord.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

You be hitting all the verses in the New Testament, son.

[Jordan]

Which one? New test look like doing the Macarena. Falling out of sky. I'd be so scared. That's terrifying. Two minutes.

[John David]

No. Yeah, but if you shoot open, then it would really be a. A wild trip. Like a bird.

[Gavin]

Yeah, like, you get to see. What, ducks?

[John David]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godwin]

You know, Google Maps for that. You know what happens to them, too, don't you? They get shot.

[Jordan]

Yeah, I'm out. Like, I'm out on all those things.

[Godwin]

Yeah. I'm not jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

[John David]

I don't think I would.

[Gavin]

You do that slingshot deal at. Now, that ride pulled it.

[Jordan]

I like that. Huh? That sounds fun.

[Godwin]

Now, what if that thing breaks? Where you end up?

[John David]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

No, same thing.

[Jordan]

No, not as high.

[Godwin]

I mean, you're not as high, but, you know, you're hanging from that tree, impaled by a lamb, and you're there for seven hours waiting on Search and Rescue. That ain't gonna make it. Yeah, that's way better than the ground.

[Jordan]

I'm. I'm. I'm quick. I. I need it. Look, I can hit the ground, but I want to hit it soon.

[Gavin]

If you fall 10ft and hit the ground, you could die.

[John David]

That's right.

[Gavin]

10Ft. LeBron James can dump that thing's way over team.

[Jordan]

I know what that means.

[Godwin]

Bungee jump.

[Jordan]

I did that swing on the side of the Royal.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I do it.

[Godwin]

Gavin's an adrenaline.

[John David]

He's an adventurer.

[Godwin]

Yeah, he's an adrenaline junk. Have you ever ridden in a boat with him? Yeah, yeah, sure. He.

[Gavin]

Well, I. Take it easy.

[John David]

Yeah, he has the knees for speed.

[Godwin]

Oh, yeah, He's. He's trimmed down.

[Jordan]

Trimmed down for what?

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

No, we ain't trimming down.

[Godwin]

No, we trimming up.

[John David]

He said he ain't trimming down.

[Godwin]

Goblin going porpoise. Before he got the front end of that boat in the water. He going to be doing this for you, that front ends in the water. I can assure you, until you feel.

[Gavin]

How that boat sitting on that prop wide open.

[Godwin]

He drive that truck at same way too.

[Jordan]

He's quick.

[Godwin]

Oh, Lord have mercy.

[John David]

Flying flea. Boys.

[Jordan]

This is going to be an interesting episode.

[Godwin]

It is. This is a kind of a fan dedicated episode episode.

[Jordan]

We have people. They told me to put my computer away, but I would feel naked. I don't get to choose the questions.

[John David]

Are we doing what the fans are doing? Finding out what to say?

[Gavin]

What are they doing?

[Godwin]

Yeah, we. We did some stuff on Instagram asking.

[Gavin]

What'S your mom and them doing?

[Godwin]

Oh, what, this or that or something else. Would you rather.

[Jordan]

Or that?

[Godwin]

This or that? Or would you rather? Would you rather both? I'm just not.

[Gavin]

Would you rather drive in a boat with me?

[Jordan]

No.

[Gavin]

Or dry.

[Godwin]

Well, what's my other option? Yeah, you're fast, but you are safe.

[John David]

Well, okay. Wait. How fast?

[Gavin]

Faster. That'll go.

[Jordan]

Yeah. Wide.

[Gavin]

My boat won't do it. 62.

[John David]

62?

[Gavin]

No, it's slow.

[Jordan]

Nope.

[John David]

I ain't riding with 62.

[Godwin]

That ain't nothing.

[John David]

That's too fast on water.

[Godwin]

No, not in that big barge he's driving.

[John David]

Oh, yeah.

[Gavin]

You can't even fall out of my boat.

[Jordan]

Yeah, you can.

[Godwin]

No, you got.

[John David]

If you hit a log or if.

[Jordan]

A goose comes by, hit you in the face.

[John David]

Or fish jump, hit you in the face.

[Jordan]

Asian flying car.

[Godwin]

Out of all the things y'all have named that one.

[John David]

That's possible.

[Jordan]

You've never seen a goose hit by a boat?

[Godwin]

Not in Louisiana. Coat. Yeah, maybe. But jumping carp, absolutely.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

If they slam you, you can throw your shirt away.

[John David]

Yeah. But hey, you going 62 miles an hour, they're doing more and slapping.

[Jordan]

That's like Ray Lewis taking you.

[Godwin]

Hey, look, here's what I tell you. If they hit me. Going 62 miles an hour, the good Lord said it's time for you to go, buddy. Yeah, because the shot angle that that would take, I mean, he'd have to jump way before we got there.

[John David]

Oh, yeah.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah.

[Godwin]

Which they don't do. They jump at the sound of your motor.

[Jordan]

Okay, but a goose.

[Godwin]

I ain't worried about no goose.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Godwin]

I. I have faith. That goblin can outmaneuver a goose.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah. I can turn that thing on a dime.

[Jordan]

Say, no, I ain't jet skiing with you in a boat now.

[Godwin]

I would not let go and pull me on an inner tube.

[John David]

You was on inner tube?

[Godwin]

No chance. No, he ain't. He ain't pulling Me on the winter.

[Gavin]

Tube, giving me ideas. Yeah. No, it's still summertime, baby.

[Godwin]

No, I ain't about that life. No, you ain't slingshot me and you.

[Gavin]

Saying them new ones where they. They go up in the eye.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. You ain't driving me on that either.

[John David]

Oh, the parachute.

[Gavin]

It's a. It's a. No, it's a big old flat, round, blow up deal you get on. But it's. It'll go up in there.

[Jordan]

I don't think it's supposed to.

[Gavin]

Oh, they make them go up. I see it all day.

[Jordan]

This or that. I'm going with that. I don't even know what that is.

[John David]

How far up does this big round thing go?

[Godwin]

Oh, I can't go too high. The rope ain't that long.

[John David]

Well, I'll fix that. That's what I thought.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

I wonder what happened if you let it go.

[Godwin]

Let go what?

[Gavin]

Unclick the rope.

[Jordan]

You'd end up in odds.

[John David]

Well, you have to cut it. You couldn't unclick it unless you had to disconnect.

[Godwin]

That's just hateful.

[John David]

Yeah, if you just had a disconnect, it could do it. Hey, you'd have to.

[Gavin]

You got on the entertain.

[Godwin]

You knew what could happen. Yeah, you knew what could happen. All right, we ready to play? What are we playing first? What are we playing, this or that? Or would you rather. Is there a difference in those two?

[Gavin]

By the way, what's the rules? Is there any rules?

[Josh]

There's some rules. There's a little bit of a difference.

[Jordan]

Oh, this is Josh, by the way.

[Godwin]

No, wrong answer, Josh.

[Jordan]

My bad. That's weird. It's not. Hunter's been sick.

[Godwin]

Yeah, this is Jordan, AKA Rocky Top.

[Josh]

Thank you, Rocky.

[Jordan]

They both have J names, but pray for Hunter. He's. He's been eating too much Taco Bell and he hasn't been able to make it to work. So we're proud.

[Godwin]

I don't. Yeah, I don't know. Hunter moved out on his own and has stayed sick, so I'm not sure about where he's living. I don't know if it's asbestos, mesothelioma, or any of that.

[Jordan]

He may be entitled to compensation.

[Godwin]

Any of the other ads that run on our podcast, have you been using Roundup? No. Anyway, go ahead, Josh.

[Jordan]

Tell us what we're doing. Okay, so that's what I thought was a joke.

[Josh]

We're gonna start off with a little bit of this or that. I only have one rule. You can. You have to pick One of the two options. And you can't say no to one of them.

[Godwin]

Can we get one skip?

[Josh]

You can get one skip.

[Jordan]

Yes to both of them. Sure.

[Josh]

If you just want to be difficult.

[Godwin]

You can do that perfect.

[Gavin]

Well, you can just edit out what we don't like anyway.

[Jordan]

Well, like if it answers like pizza or French fries. I want both.

[Josh]

Okay, we're going to start off with number one here. Would you rather have John Wayne or Clint Eastwood movies?

[Godwin]

Eastwood.

[John David]

I'm gonna go with the Duke.

[Godwin]

Oh, wow. Really? Yeah, I'm an Eastwood guy.

[John David]

He's a.

[Gavin]

More than John Wayne.

[John David]

Yeah, John Wayne's the old cowboy.

[Gavin]

Both. I'm gonna say both on that.

[Godwin]

Oh, God. One's giving us a both.

[Gavin]

I'm a both.

[Jordan]

Breaking rules.

[Godwin]

I'm an Easter.

[John David]

What is this? Is that you can't do both.

[Gavin]

You know what I'm saying, little fella?

[Josh]

You gotta pick one guy.

[Gavin]

You gotta pick one.

[Jordan]

You gotta pick one.

[Godwin]

No. Hey.

[Gavin]

One or the other.

[Godwin]

Hey, son, you ain't radio.

[Gavin]

I'm gonna do East Wood because I remember most of him. Because there you go.

[Jordan]

Okay, I. I'm little Josie.

[Gavin]

Come get washed up.

[Jordan]

Now, I just googled John Wayne movies.

[John David]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

And now I'm googling Clint Eastwood movies.

[John David]

And they got about the same.

[Jordan]

And I haven't seen any of them.

[Godwin]

So really, I'd have never guessed.

[John David]

Well, I ought to knock you out just because of that.

[Jordan]

I'm 12 years old.

[Godwin]

Somebody give John D. That DVD. Let him take it home with him. Put it in his PlayStation.

[John David]

You need to watch this Cozy Wales.

[Jordan]

Yeah, I heard it's good.

[Godwin]

It is.

[Jordan]

I don't watch a lot of movies. Hey, I almost went and saw that one.

[Godwin]

So did you pick one?

[Jordan]

Yeah, just whoever's with me can choose. I choose popcorn.

[Gavin]

Well, with butter on it.

[Jordan]

How good is movie popcorn? That's a way more important.

[Gavin]

Hey, when we go to the picture show, Paula eats popcorn for dinner. That's what she wants.

[Jordan]

I do too. I get a large popcorn.

[Gavin]

She don't put butter on it.

[Godwin]

You don't what?

[Gavin]

She don't put butter on her popcorn. That's ridiculous.

[John David]

Get off the popcorn. What's the.

[Jordan]

Clint Eastwood is six, four.

[Godwin]

Hey, big fella.

[Josh]

All right, all right, next question. We got crab legs or crawfish? Gotta pick one.

[Gavin]

Oh, crawfish.

[John David]

Crawfish. Crab legs are horrible.

[Jordan]

That's a.

[Godwin]

That's a stretch.

[Gavin]

They're not horrible.

[Godwin]

They just take too much work to not okay.

[Jordan]

Crawfish are the same.

[Gavin]

They ain't much.

[John David]

Oh, no. They ain't even close to the same.

[Jordan]

Well, they both take a lot of work.

[John David]

No, but hey, the work is really.

[Gavin]

Ain't no working crawfish, though. You pop that thing off if you.

[John David]

Get the king crab legs.

[Jordan]

Now here is the deal. Those weirdos, like, in Massachusetts, they get, like, the crab legs, and they bring, like, hammers and stuff out with them. That's foolish crawfish.

[Godwin]

Yeah, crawfish.

[Jordan]

Easy question.

[Godwin]

Well, and I like. So crawfish obviously makes sense, but crawfish are more about. To me, like, are we getting points for this setting? Like, you're at a crawfish bowl with friends. We don't have crab bowls down here.

[Gavin]

It'd probably be the same.

[Godwin]

And that blue crab is trash. That. He is way too much. He is.

[Gavin]

That's great.

[Godwin]

He is great. Table fair. But my God, does he not want to give up his meat?

[John David]

Right? John's right.

[Gavin]

Soft shell.

[John David]

Get the blue crab. Go with the soft shell.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[John David]

Just get the king crab.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Fry.

[John David]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

That's what I'm talking about.

[John David]

We are breaking crab. There you go. That way you eat the whole shell.

[Jordan]

I'm going with pizza.

[John David]

I'm real good.

[Gavin]

All right.

[Godwin]

Dang.

[Jordan]

Wasn't an option.

[Josh]

So if you had to pick a crab, it'd be a soft shell crab.

[Godwin]

Amen.

[Josh]

Yeah, There you go.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Soft shell.

[Gavin]

Yep.

[Josh]

All right, next question.

[Gavin]

With Roma loud sauce.

[Godwin]

Ooh, Extra horseradish.

[Gavin]

That's exactly right.

[Jordan]

I'm with you there.

[Gavin]

Burn. You know, got to tickle your nose or it ain't.

[Josh]

All right, next question. We got okra or black eyed peas.

[Godwin]

Oh, praise God for black eyed peas.

[Josh]

Got to pick one.

[Godwin]

No okra.

[Gavin]

Black eyed pea. It ought to be again, the law to grow okra.

[Godwin]

Govin hates okra.

[Jordan]

I hate black eyed peas.

[John David]

I'm gonna go with black eyed peas Color. It's better tasting the okra.

[Gavin]

That's what I'm talking about.

[John David]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jordan]

Can you. Can you go through Captain D's drive thru and get deep fried black eyed peas? No, you can't. Okra spear. Hands down. Captain D's proved it.

[Gavin]

Oh, that dude's weird.

[Jordan]

Fried okra.

[John David]

That's right.

[Godwin]

Yeah. I just want to throw something at you.

[Gavin]

I know it. Me too.

[Godwin]

Praise God for that line.

[Jordan]

Yes, I know it.

[Godwin]

Yes.

[John David]

Hey, don't throw the coffee on.

[Godwin]

Yes. I. I actually want black eyed peas with okra in it. Like, that's how much I like both of those. I'm not you. You will not make me choose on those.

[Gavin]

I love both of Them that hair thing catch on?

[Godwin]

We're talking about ochre.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I'm telling.

[Godwin]

I'm confused. Did we. Did we jump time and space here? I've heard Phil ask that same question, but it was about something totally different.

[Gavin]

It's got little fuzzards all over it.

[Godwin]

Yep, same.

[John David]

I'm not. I'm not Martin. Now just. I eat them both. Hey, they're good. Oh, yeah, they're good.

[Godwin]

I've never had Black Eyed Peas with okra. To be fair, we always do.

[Gavin]

Y'all just about anything we do.

[Godwin]

Purple whole peas with okra smothered in it. Man, it's so good.

[Jordan]

Fergie's cool, though.

[Godwin]

What is this, the country or the meat?

[Jordan]

No, the person that sings for the Black Eyed Peas.

[Godwin]

Oh, you said furry. I thought you said turkey.

[John David]

Distinct difference.

[Jordan]

All I'm saying is, when you type in okra, this doesn't show up on the Internet. Thank you. Nobody likes Black Eyed Peas. They just sing songs.

[John David]

Wait a minute.

[Godwin]

I got a feeling.

[Josh]

Okay, next question. I have a feeling I know where John David's gonna go, but you have to pick one on this one. Okay, we got pizza or tacos?

[Godwin]

Pizza. No. Yeah, pizza.

[Jordan]

I'm having tacos tonight. But if somebody said, you want pizza, I would bail on my entire family to go eat pizza instead of tacos.

[Gavin]

Pizza, pizza, pizza. There's way more all in one Accord.

[John David]

A bigger variety of pizzas than there are tacos.

[Gavin]

That's what card.

[Josh]

I mean, you can put just about anything on a pizza.

[John David]

You've got endless variety with.

[Gavin]

All in one Accord.

[John David]

You got just limited with. With tacos.

[Godwin]

Godwin just over here making these low key dad jokes. Fantastic. The kind of car Jesus drove. They were all in one Accord. Well, Honda Accord.

[Josh]

We got some more hunting, fishing, directed questions here.

[Jordan]

I choose Loving every Day.

[Josh]

Okay, there you go. All right. Fresh or saltwater fishing?

[Gavin]

Fresh ash.

[Jordan]

There's no salt water around.

[Gavin]

They're both fun.

[John David]

I was fix.

[Jordan]

I'm Martin's struggling.

[Godwin]

Well, yeah, I mean, everything that swims in saltwater is better eating than, like, the best freshwater fish. That's what's crazy.

[Jordan]

But.

[John David]

Well, I'd have to go saltwater because that's my favorite.

[Godwin]

If somebody else is footing the bill. Saltwater.

[John David]

No, no.

[Godwin]

Have to pay for it. We going freshwater fish.

[John David]

Yeah, That's a lot to do with.

[Gavin]

A lot of gags to get out there.

[Godwin]

Yeah, you got to be in a different tax bracket to run out there. That's all water. I ain't there yet.

[Jordan]

The reels are even everything.

[John David]

Although everything is more expensive.

[Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, but somebody else's dime. Let's go saltwater.

[Gavin]

What are we accomplishing here?

[Godwin]

We're just letting people know our true feelings.

[Josh]

I will give you all the points at the end of the episode. There you go. All right. Power baits or finesse bait?

[Gavin]

What do you say?

[Godwin]

Power. Power fishing. Chatterbaits, crankbaits, spinner baits, that kind of stuff. Or shake a worm.

[Gavin]

Oh, I don't know what you call power fishing and crappie fishing.

[Godwin]

The way you do it. Chase them down and make them eat.

[Gavin]

I guess our. Oh, that fan's pan at them, baby. That little old slap Curly die.

[Godwin]

What you doing? You dragging a wacky worm or you go and throw a chatterbait down the bank.

[John David]

Something fast.

[Gavin]

There you go.

[Godwin]

Instead of Devil Horse.

[John David]

Yeah, instead of the finesse. Hey, more. Because look, it's just. It's a numbers game. The more throws you make, the better chance if you catch some more fish.

[Jordan]

I'm just putting something on top of.

[Gavin]

The water and I'm just throwing. I'm just throwing something at the fish that I'm looking at.

[Godwin]

Cheater. It's not real fishing.

[Jordan]

Oh, here we go.

[Gavin]

Hey, Pastor Ketchup.

[Godwin]

I am in, buddy. Just call me when they be talking with your mouth. And you know what else? Okra.

[Jordan]

Oh, fried okra is so good.

[Godwin]

Goblin does. Hey, I remember when w went on that. That little weight loss kick. He got on like the last. Not this one he's on now, but the one before he had freeze dried okra.

[Gavin]

Yeah, he did.

[Godwin]

And the duck blind, he was just eating pods of fried like freeze dried okra. And Godwin's just looking at him, just pure disgust as he's eating his Little Debbie.

[Jordan]

I'm with you on that one. God, when there's.

[John David]

There's a lot, a lot of weight on it.

[Godwin]

Huh?

[John David]

He almost lost a lot of weight.

[Godwin]

He still broke the seat he was sitting on.

[Jordan]

Well, he lost a lot of weight and we had to go. Not the this time, the time before.

[Godwin]

Yeah, he. He's. He's. He kind of like stock market up and down.

[Jordan]

Well, anytime your weight loss plan is eating freeze dried okra, you gonna smash Little Debbie's after.

[Godwin]

Well, buddy, that okra was.

[Gavin]

No, that was me smashing a little.

[Godwin]

Debbie can't do that no more either.

[Jordan]

No, you should get you some freeze dried okra.

[Gavin]

Oh, look, I ate a donut the other day.

[Godwin]

Did you?

[Gavin]

I did.

[Jordan]

How was it?

[Gavin]

It was awesome. When I was at the Mississippi River Monsters Deal.

[Godwin]

You tell Paula?

[Gavin]

Yeah, I told her.

[Godwin]

What'd she say?

[Gavin]

She said, you better be careful. I said I didn't eat but one.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Four.

[Jordan]

Oh, that's.

[Gavin]

I couldn't get off of. I had to walk away. Yeah, donuts are good, but my blood sugar was low. I had to heat it up.

[John David]

So that's.

[Jordan]

That's healthy.

[Godwin]

Yeah. You're just trying to live.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jordan]

Healthy choices.

[Godwin]

Oh, what's next?

[Josh]

John David's Homemade pizza or Godwin's Mustard Flour Crappy?

[Godwin]

Oh, gosh the mighty.

[Jordan]

You're the only one that's ever had.

[Gavin]

Is that even a question? He made a funny over fried fish.

[Jordan]

Martin's the only person that's ever had both. So I'm gonna. This ain't fair.

[John David]

I haven't had your pizza, so I'm going with the fried crop.

[Jordan]

I'm fine with that.

[Godwin]

This ain't fair.

[John David]

I ain't had here, so I won't go.

[Gavin]

Where you gonna have to be.

[Godwin]

I've already used my both answer on okra and black eyed peas. Talking about, can I go back and just use okra?

[Josh]

No.

[Jordan]

Hey, I'll answer. I make pizza all the time. I'm going to Godwin's house and eating crappie.

[Gavin]

Well, that's because you make copy.

[Godwin]

Let's see. As a guest on both of those occasions. Wow.

[Gavin]

I've never had it. You're going to bail me one.

[Jordan]

I never had your.

[Godwin]

I want to throw. I want to throw a suggestion out to y'all. Is there anything against having mustard fried crappie on top of a pizza?

[Gavin]

No. No.

[John David]

Yeah, I'm in on that. No, I'm in on that.

[Gavin]

Can we make that actually do that?

[Jordan]

Yeah, let me. I need to talk to Allison.

[Gavin]

Have. I have pizza with French fries.

[Jordan]

I got it. Oh, I got it. Like a cocktail salt. Oh, you don't like horseradish? We're gonna go with cocktail sauce as a base. We gonna put.

[John David]

I like.

[Jordan]

And we gonna put cheese. Hold up. We gonna put a little French fries on there too.

[Godwin]

Okay.

[Jordan]

Yeah, I'm feeling it.

[Godwin]

Okay.

[Jordan]

Then we gonna get parmesan.

[Godwin]

Okay.

[John David]

I think little part.

[Godwin]

Boom.

[Josh]

You know what I should do? I think we should have the world's first taste in this room on the show.

[John David]

I'm in on that.

[Jordan]

He said, I can't do it.

[Godwin]

Praise God.

[Gavin]

I said, I. I gotta go catch some fish first.

[John David]

You gotta go catch it first.

[Gavin]

I gave Jo of my lag to fish. I know.

[Jordan]

Fish always is, sir.

[Godwin]

That man. Just the thought that just blew my Mind thinking about you.

[Gavin]

That's good. Gonna be good. Cauliflower crush.

[Godwin]

Because you put them in that pizza oven, so then, like, the crispy crunch, baby. The crispy fish are gonna get even crispier.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah.

[Godwin]

Gosh, the mighty. I'm in.

[Jordan]

You know what, though?

[Gavin]

Chicken squat.

[Jordan]

There's nothing. Yeah. There's nothing stopping us.

[Godwin]

You could put, like. Even if you wanted to, you could, like, chop up some dill pickle and put on there, too. Get you a little acid in there.

[Gavin]

Wake up some salve to dip it in that.

[Jordan]

Sweep the swamp pizza at. Joe.

[John David]

He's done. Done. That was a sauce. He was put on there. Oh.

[Godwin]

What if your sauce was like, etouffee?

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jordan]

Why are we stopping?

[John David]

What sauce did you say you was gonna put on it?

[Godwin]

He said cocktail, but I'm like, yeah. He just like, oh.

[Gavin]

We keep eat. Adding stuff to it.

[John David]

Oh, no. This is.

[Jordan]

This has become a Willie Robertson pizza.

[Gavin]

And I'm talking about.

[Godwin]

I'm not ashamed of it. I'm interested. Everything. It's worth trying once. Worst case, you still just have pizzas and fried food, which I will put on the same plate together on top of.

[John David]

It's going down the same, you know, same place anyway.

[Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, man, that'd be good. That's right there. On, like, Death Row meals.

[Gavin]

How about that?

[John David]

That's it.

[Godwin]

How many? How many?

[Gavin]

About that.

[Godwin]

Jack Spratt, how many main courses do we get to choose here, y'all? It' anything. Okay. Bring Goblin in. Bring Johnny D in.

[Jordan]

Like you end up on Death row. I ain't making you a pizza. You've done. You've done. Turn, sir.

[Godwin]

There's still forgiveness and repentance.

[Jordan]

I'll make you a pizza.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

All right.

[Jordan]

That's it.

[Josh]

Next up, cornbread or biscuits?

[John David]

Cornbread.

[Gavin]

Wow. What kind of cornbread? Who's cornbread?

[Josh]

The best you can think of.

[Jordan]

Cornbread.

[John David]

Lisa's.

[Gavin]

I'm going to go cornbread pizza.

[John David]

I said no, Lisa's cornbread.

[Jordan]

Yeah, cornbread. It's cornbread, hands down.

[John David]

Mexican Martin been eating biscuits, boys?

[Godwin]

Well, I look like a pop can of biscuits, so. Yeah, I mean, like, gosh, the money.

[Gavin]

Hey, if you had that cornbread, that Mexican cornbread up there. Iron cactus. Oh, it's a slob of it. Let me tell you. It's. It's like a. It's all you can eat by yourself.

[Jordan]

It's good.

[Gavin]

Me, it's got all kind of stuff on. I guarantee you Lisa makes Mexican cornbread.

[Godwin]

And I'm gonna Be the.

[Gavin]

I'm gonna go.

[Godwin]

I'm gonna go Biscuits. Even though, man, I love both of them.

[Gavin]

Well, I can't eat jelly no more. Yeah, I can't eat jelly no more.

[Josh]

So you thinking of a specific person when you think of the biscuits?

[Godwin]

All of them. I don't know that I've had a bad one.

[Jordan]

Bojangles that. Biscuits no good. I said it.

[Gavin]

Bojangled biscuits ain't no good.

[Jordan]

I've had one of my different. I might have had a bad batch. Wasn't a good biscuit. Popeyes forever. All right, moving on.

[Godwin]

You've never said anything to offend me more than that right there. In the hierarchy of biscuits, Popeyes is trash compared to Bojangles.

[Jordan]

You.

[John David]

Oh, oh.

[Godwin]

Who wants that little dance hockey puck? The light fluffy goodness? That all you want neighbors now?

[Jordan]

Because it's butter. All of it.

[Godwin]

Because it's seven up.

[Gavin]

Oh, it's so good, right?

[Jordan]

Anyway.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh]

All right, moving on. Willie's beard or Jace's beard?

[Godwin]

Colored or uncolored?

[Jordan]

Both of them. Yeah.

[Gavin]

What kind of question is that?

[Godwin]

Yeah, neither.

[John David]

I'll fix that.

[Josh]

Which one do you like better?

[John David]

I'm on the neither.

[Godwin]

I'm gonna go with Phil's beard.

[Jordan]

I'm gonna go with John David.

[Godwin]

I'm gonna have my own write in category. I'm taking Phil Robertson's beard.

[Gavin]

I'm gonna take mine.

[Jordan]

If we. Oh, if we had to cheat.

[Gavin]

If we had to cheat.

[Jordan]

Shave my face and get a job at a bank.

[Godwin]

Willie signs my paycheck. Willie Robertson.

[John David]

He's going with his boss.

[Gavin]

I haven't looked at him lately, I reckon so.

[Godwin]

I mean, I arguably have to spend more time with Jace, but Willie still signs his paycheck too, so. Willie Robertson. There you go.

[John David]

All right, well, just being honest.

[Gavin]

Oh, oh, here we go.

[Godwin]

Weigh in.

[John David]

Willie's got the best looking beer.

[Godwin]

There you go.

[Josh]

There you go.

[Godwin]

Simple Willie uses product and Jay chooses color.

[Jordan]

It's all weird.

[Godwin]

Y'all didn't know that, did you?

[John David]

Well, no, I'm just saying.

[Jordan]

Hey, fun facts.

[John David]

Looking at both of them. Hey, Will. He wins.

[Godwin]

There you go. Actually, out of all the brothers, Jeff, that's just my. Jeff's is probably the best beard. Low key, 100.

[Jordan]

No, they're not even low key.

[Godwin]

Yeah. All right.

[Josh]

Squirrel stew or rabbit stew?

[Jordan]

Willie's beard does more job, though. It covers up more squirrel.

[John David]

Squirrel, squirrel. That's the finest.

[Godwin]

I don't know that Johnny D is ever gonna be a fan of either one of those quadrupeds.

[Jordan]

Yeah, you know, they make this bird, it's called chicken. Chicken better.

[John David]

Well, what about the squirrel?

[Jordan]

I would. I would.

[John David]

Tree rat.

[Jordan]

I would go with squirrel. If I had. If there was both of them sitting there, be like, give me the squirrel. And I'd take a no, thank you portion and.

[John David]

Oh, I.

[Josh]

Hey, you're catching on to how the game.

[Gavin]

Oh, once you cook a no, thank you for that, it would turn into chicken away.

[Godwin]

You'd probably hit that squirrel again. Squirrels.

[Jordan]

Actually, I've had squirrel. It's just not my thing.

[John David]

Yeah, but they didn't cook it right.

[Godwin]

Now, I've never been a big fan of rabbit. I mean, it's all right.

[Gavin]

Yeah. It's just not a musty. I mean, dame. Rabbit. Some animals, domesticated rabbits, like now, they good. They tender.

[John David]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Pork. It's better.

[Josh]

All right. Mountain Dew or mellow Yellow?

[Jordan]

What?

[Gavin]

Mountain Dick?

[John David]

Neither.

[Godwin]

I don't drink soda.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

If I had to choose which of those acidic, sugary things are going to kill me first, I'll go with water. No, I'm just kidding. I have no idea. I don't think I've ever had a Mellow Yellow.

[John David]

Mellow Yellow and Mountain Dew. Neither one of them ain't no good.

[Godwin]

Yeah. If they're.

[Jordan]

If I got on a diet Mountain Dew kick In my early 20s, I just.

[Godwin]

I mean, I sipped those citrusy things and I didn't like none of them. So I don't know if the question is Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb.

[Jordan]

Well, one of them doesn't even have a degree.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[John David]

It goes a day.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Doctor.

[John David]

Doctor.

[Godwin]

I do like them, even though I don't drink sodas. I could drink them things like people drink. Beer, buddy.

[Jordan]

Hello, Yellow.

[Josh]

Next up would. Yeah, A hole in your waiters or a bunch of gnats in your waiters?

[Jordan]

Who's asking these questions? I am. I know you are, but who sent that in?

[Josh]

I don't got usernames.

[Godwin]

I don't got. Why would gnats and your waders matter?

[Gavin]

They don't.

[Godwin]

I'd much rather be dry.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Bees. Oh, well, then that's gonna hurt. Wow. I'll be wet.

[John David]

All right.

[Jordan]

Bears in here. Waiters.

[Gavin]

I'd take it.

[Godwin]

Yeah. I'd rather be wet than be stung, but, I mean, gnats are just gnats. They ain't.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Tail wasp.

[Godwin]

Oh.

[Gavin]

Apple table.

[Godwin]

No, thank you.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

The hole all day. I'd rather freeze than.

[Josh]

All right. Hole it is. All right. Hot dogs or cheeseburgers?

[John David]

Cheeseburger.

[Gavin]

Oh, man.

[Jordan]

Cheeseburger. But if it's a contest on who can eat the most.

[Gavin]

Now, if it's a gourmet hot dough still.

[Jordan]

But then it makes it a gourmet hamburger.

[Gavin]

No, they didn't say gourmet hamburger.

[Jordan]

But he didn't say gourmet hot dog.

[Gavin]

He did.

[Josh]

No, I didn't.

[Gavin]

Well, that's what I thought he said.

[John David]

If you get a cheeseburger or a hot dog, you got to take the cheeseburger.

[Godwin]

Hot dog.

[Jordan]

It really depends, Right?

[Godwin]

My hollow. My hot dog would have to be a chili cheese dog.

[Gavin]

That's right. I'm not.

[Godwin]

I'm not one of those people. He's a hot dog.

[Gavin]

It's got to be great.

[John David]

Hey, fabulous.

[Gavin]

Copy up some purple onion.

[John David]

Just a regular.

[Gavin]

Get some chili on it.

[Jordan]

You know what? I'll say this. I have never had a bad hot dog. I've had some bad cheeseburgers.

[Godwin]

Oh, very consistent.

[Jordan]

A hot dog is just a dirty old hot dog. No matter what, even if you boiled it in water, it's still going to taste pretty similar.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

You know what you're getting into? You order a hamburger someplace, it might be fantastic. It might be like soybean.

[John David]

Well, I can eat. Here's what I make this decision on. I can eat five or six cheeseburgers with everything on them. I can only eat three hot dogs.

[Gavin]

I can test everything on them. I don't know about the hot dogs, but I know he can eat cheeseburgers till they run out of meat.

[Jordan]

I'm telling you, a good cheeseburger is better than a good hot dog. But a bad hot dog's better than a bad cheeseburger.

[John David]

Well, I just never have, since I only have my. My cheeseburgers are Phil's Cheeseburgers. And there is no such thing as bad.

[Gavin]

What are you calling a bad?

[John David]

Because you eat about eight of them.

[Jordan]

There's not one.

[Godwin]

Very consistent.

[Jordan]

No such thing as a bad.

[Godwin]

Very consistent.

[Jordan]

Even them red ones are good.

[Gavin]

They're better.

[John David]

I ate a lot of hot dogs.

[Gavin]

They pop when you.

[John David]

Yeah, yeah, you. If you talk about that now, I might have to.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Hot dog versus hamburger.

[Jordan]

And then you, like, get nuts and, like, get a link of boot.

[Gavin]

Wilson. Wilson. Weenie.

[John David]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Put it in a bun. That's a hot dog.

[Gavin]

We're talking something entirely different.

[Godwin]

Jalapeno cheese, sausage in a bun hot dog.

[Jordan]

Oh, I once went to a restaurant that only had hot dogs and one of them was a piece of entirely different.

[John David]

That ain't just a hot dog.

[Godwin]

Sure it is.

[John David]

You're getting It's a.

[Godwin]

It's a tubular meat inside of a bun.

[John David]

Oh, you're getting hot dog. No, you're getting into the sausage part of things, and that's an entirely different ball game.

[Godwin]

Well, it's a hot dog, weenie, not sausage.

[John David]

Well, hey, I'm just saying.

[Gavin]

Come on.

[Godwin]

Come on.

[John David]

No, no. When you say sausage, you got away from hot dog.

[Jordan]

So is a Vienna sausage in a blanket.

[Gavin]

Oh, that'd be good.

[Jordan]

Oh, you're disgusting. Is that a hot dog?

[John David]

No, that's a Vienna sausage.

[Godwin]

Cut back to the Godwin slurp of the Vienna.

[Gavin]

Hallelujah. Yes, sir.

[Jordan]

Oh, that was nasty.

[John David]

Oh, well, you're talking hot dog.

[Gavin]

That's a duck hunting treat. That can't be beat right there.

[John David]

Cause I like to go with a real good sausage. I'll go with sausage every time. Throw the hot dog out the door.

[Jordan]

I once had a hot dog that was fish. I want a long piece of fish and put it in a hot dog bun. It was delicious. It was at a hot dog store.

[Godwin]

Tubular meat, called the fish dog or something.

[John David]

A fish dog was.

[Jordan]

You can do anything with hot dogs.

[John David]

You know, there is a fish cat, right?

[Godwin]

I mean, a catfish.

[John David]

No, a cat that fishes. This is a catfish. I. I'm serious. It's. It's a. It's a cat. A feline. And he actually is. That's what he does.

[Gavin]

He did.

[Godwin]

We get here from a hot dog.

[Jordan]

Pbs, baby.

[John David]

Pbs, boys.

[Jordan]

What kind of cat?

[Gavin]

Pbs.

[John David]

Yes, I ate the catfish.

[Josh]

The tabby cat.

[John David]

Hey, he. After his diet, he's in the marsh and he eats fish.

[Jordan]

Fishing cats.

[John David]

Fishing cat. I told you.

[Gavin]

That's a lot of cats.

[Jordan]

Leopard cats, palace cats. We learned something, Jose.

[John David]

A tiger probably eats fish.

[Jordan]

That's an ugly cat.

[Josh]

You okay over there?

[John David]

No, no, because tigers love. Love water.

[Gavin]

They love fish, too.

[John David]

Well, they do, Martin.

[Jordan]

Look how ugly this cat is. That he's fish.

[John David]

No, hey, that ain't. Wow.

[Jordan]

That one's at the Columbus Zoo.

[John David]

Hey, that thing's beautiful.

[Gavin]

That's a link.

[Jordan]

That looked like it belongs in size recliner.

[Godwin]

I'm just glad they got it in a whole zoo.

[John David]

Oh, I'd like to have one like that. A pet.

[Jordan]

You should. Why is that in a zoo? There ain't nothing makes me more angry. And going to a zoo and they just got like some regular old animal.

[Gavin]

You know what makes me mad? You know what makes me so angry?

[Jordan]

What next?

[Gavin]

Okay, I fish the cats.

[John David]

Fish at cats. Okay. He's a. He's a fish cat.

[Gavin]

I don't know how we got here.

[Jordan]

But I'm glad we did now. I've enjoyed the journey.

[Gavin]

Help us. Help us.

[Josh]

Here's a really easy one. Chocolate or vanilla?

[Jordan]

How is that easy? That's the most impossible question you've asked so far.

[Josh]

Chocolate or vanilla ice cream.

[John David]

Chocolate or vanilla?

[Jordan]

Nothing that's impossible. Flavors Answer. That is one that cannot be.

[Gavin]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Godwin]

If it's ice cream, I'm choosing vanilla.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jordan]

And then putting chocolate on top.

[Godwin]

Chocolate sauce.

[Gavin]

Yeah, but it's gotta be the kind that you dip it in there and it sticks to the outside.

[Jordan]

No, but chocolate people are chocolate people. I think I'm a vanilla man.

[Godwin]

Yeah. I think I would classify me as vanilla. But chocolate. Curious.

[Gavin]

Curious.

[John David]

I'm sitting here thinking of all the chocolate bars. Ice cream bars. I eat.

[Godwin]

I just.

[Gavin]

I don't. Well, they couldn't do.

[Jordan]

I always wondered how I.

[Gavin]

There cannot be an ice cream sandwich without chocolate and vanilla.

[John David]

That's right. It's both.

[Godwin]

Well, I'm a vanilla guy, but I am chocolate curious.

[John David]

I might have both on that boy's face.

[Jordan]

Like, I think you might have just started like a small group at church or something. Vanilla guys. But chocolate curious. Yeah.

[John David]

Because there ain't nothing better than having a vanilla ice cream bar. And you dip it in chocolate.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[John David]

And let it freeze.

[Gavin]

Exactly.

[Godwin]

That's called a dip cone. They've been doing that at Dairy Queen for years.

[Jordan]

Last time I went to Dairy Queen.

[John David]

I ate about four boxes a week.

[Jordan]

Oh, good.

[John David]

How's that?

[Jordan]

My daughter just wanted to keep turning that thing upside down. It was fun. Then we ate it. Oh, man. It was vanilla, but there was chocolate inside of it.

[Godwin]

Chocolate curious.

[Jordan]

I'm going with chocolate curious.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Gavin]

You didn't think of that. And did you?

[Josh]

I did not type vanilla chocolate, pineapple pizza.

[Jordan]

No. Get out. Whatever you can. No. You can say walk on beds of coals butt naked with a whole crowd of people watching. And that's the next answer. There's no way. I'm not using whatever.

[Gavin]

You put food on a pizza.

[Jordan]

Yeah, Whatever you say. Next was right.

[Josh]

Pineapple pizza.

[Jordan]

Yep.

[Josh]

Or candy corn.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Gavin]

Candy.

[Godwin]

Two of the worst things ever made.

[Jordan]

I really didn't think you could get worse.

[John David]

And he did.

[Jordan]

Whoever sent this in, I want to. I want you to email in and. Because we need to talk to you.

[Godwin]

Because someone hurt you and a very unpopular opinion. I'm. I'm going with pineapple pizza because, by God, it's still pizza and candy corn is always going to be Trash.

[Jordan]

No, I really didn't think, like unless you pulled out jalapeno sausage. That was the only thing that was in my mind that could be worse than.

[Godwin]

Except candy corn.

[John David]

No.

[Godwin]

Are those little freaking orange pumpkins.

[John David]

I'll eat the pineapple, but the candy corn.

[Godwin]

I can pick the pineapple off the pizza.

[John David]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

And I just still got a piece.

[Gavin]

Of pizza I need.

[Jordan]

You got the juice on it for my reaction. That so the fruit on pizza crowd.

[Godwin]

God. Do you like candy corn?

[Gavin]

No, but you can admit it.

[Godwin]

I mean, that's cool.

[Josh]

Like this is the same.

[Gavin]

I would eat it before I ate.

[Jordan]

The fruit on pizza crowd. You're terrible. You're a very low form of human, but you're better than the candy corn crowd.

[John David]

Okay.

[Jordan]

I'll give you that.

[Godwin]

My favorite thing is our Canadian friend in here apparently is majorly in love with Hawaiian style pizza. They couldn't be further apart. Like Canada.

[John David]

Canada and Hawaii.

[Gavin]

Maui Wowie.

[Godwin]

You're the person that keeps that on Johnny's menu. Wow.

[Jordan]

I had it the other day. My sister was like, oh, you're gonna love it. Because you know what? I do love? Pineapple. You know what else I love? Well documented pizza.

[Gavin]

But not together, not at the same time.

[Godwin]

I would just say there's a reason as a guy who I don't frequent Johnny's buffet. But I go enough.

[Jordan]

Oh, praise the Lord for it.

[Godwin]

You don't ever see Maui Wowie out there. You know why? Because they, they'd have to throw it away.

[Jordan]

What's wrong with making a pizza and then handing somebody a nice thing of cut up fresh pineapple?

[John David]

Yeah. Now that one way to go. That's the way to go.

[Gavin]

Why not just make cheese and meat?

[John David]

Making a side dish.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah. Pineapple rules. Just keep it away.

[Josh]

I have a question. If it's all going to the same place, why does it matter?

[John David]

Okay, well, to answer that, it really doesn't.

[Gavin]

Now we technical.

[John David]

Okay?

[Jordan]

We're not just making turns though. We're trying to enjoy life.

[Gavin]

Yeah. The candy Hawaiian pizza goes in the trash.

[Godwin]

Even though I am, I'm pretty sure, like I'm not to the age. I'm getting close to the age, like next year or something where I have to go get that colonoscopy. I bet they find candy corn. Yeah, that's been there since I was a child.

[Jordan]

100. Last one you ate like this.

[John David]

On my wife. She loves orange sherbet. She come in there the other night, she said, I've got, I've got to quit eating Orange sherbet for a few days. And I said, why that? She said, because my poop is orange.

[Gavin]

Orange poop. Orange poop. Gotta quit.

[John David]

Cause look, this woman sits down and eats a half gallon of orange sherbet every night.

[Gavin]

I thought that's cause she's redheaded.

[Godwin]

Just when I thought the road from hot dog to fish cat was as wild as we could get, we just went from candy corn to orange poop.

[Gavin]

Orange poop.

[John David]

I couldn't help myself. She'd kill me if she.

[Godwin]

I know y'all said this one was to be aired anytime, but we need to do this one next. Unbelievable.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[John David]

You are what you eat. That was what I'm getting out here. It don't make any difference.

[Godwin]

That's not true. I have never looked back here and seen a pizza.

[Jordan]

One time. We're really working on the recipe.

[John David]

Oh, boy. Oh.

[Jordan]

All right, let's cut to an 8. 21.

[Godwin]

I hope you're proud of yourself. What else you got?

[Gavin]

And now word from our sponsors.

[Godwin]

How is candy corn still a thing?

[Jordan]

It shouldn't be. Candy corn is an evil death.

[Beth]

You know those frosted sugar cookies?

[Jordan]

Beth's on the show.

[Godwin]

Y'all like the animal?

[Beth]

No, no. Like. Like in Walmart or pictures or whatever.

[Jordan]

Come in dozens.

[Beth]

Yeah, yeah. So there's some that have, like, a dark blue icing. Guys, the combination that. That makes in the. Whatever. You think there's something wrong, but it's really just the blue icing.

[Godwin]

Well, it's like when you drink it.

[Jordan]

That's telling on herself.

[Godwin]

When you what? When you drink, like a great sports drink or something. I mean, it changes the color. Like, there's the. Whatever that dye is to make blue and purple turns stuff back there, like, green, man.

[Jordan]

I guess I'm eating pretty healthy. That's standard Rick Brown, pretty much. This is weird. Moving on.

[Godwin]

You also go.

[Josh]

Thanks for the update.

[Godwin]

You also go. Go more often. Oh, yeah. There you go.

[Jordan]

I'm regular. I drink my vitamins every morning.

[John David]

This is what the color is.

[Godwin]

I don't think three times a day is regular.

[Josh]

Yes, it is.

[Godwin]

I think I would call that hyperactive.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

I think once a day is regular.

[Jordan]

Let me Google it.

[John David]

Yeah. Hey, find out what's regular. I say once a day.

[Godwin]

Tiny D is pretty much. If there's an entrance, there's an exit.

[John David]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

It's healthy to use the restroom. Between three times a day and three times a week, I would explode.

[Godwin]

Oh, I'd die. I mean, the thing that would come out of me could have been Shot in a civil war, like. But I guarantee you it'd have that candy corn in it.

[Jordan]

You know them people. Like, I hadn't been in five days. I went out of town. I'm like, we're probably gonna have to.

[Godwin]

Do like a duck call room from the colonoscopy center or something. I am.

[John David]

I went a week. I look like I was pregnant.

[Godwin]

If I went two days, I'm going to see somebody.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

If I go the afternoon, I'm gonna be work. I'm at least gonna say a prayer.

[Gavin]

Or eat some more.

[John David]

All right, have another. Hey, bring me another helping.

[Gavin]

Yeah, Yeah. I gotta push you. So on that.

[Godwin]

All right. We're going back to Johnny's boys.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

Johnny D. Text me if Johnny D. Ever texts. You won't go buffet. You know he's in desperate need of a clean out.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

All right. Anyway. Wow. What a life.

[Jordan]

Jordan, what's next?

[Josh]

All right.

[Beth]

Really controversial, this one.

[Jordan]

America over Canada every time. Got it again, it's a fun joke. I do.

[Godwin]

Oh, this day I'd rather have to compare sheets.

[Beth]

Hunting or fishing? Got to choose one.

[Godwin]

Fishing.

[Gavin]

Fishing.

[Jordan]

Did you really?

[Godwin]

Absolutely. You can do it 365 days a year, hunting. They tell me exactly when I can and when I can't. I'm going fishing.

[John David]

Yeah, I'll be. I would be with Martin. It's always open.

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Win one for the fishing side of things.

[Godwin]

I love hunting.

[John David]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

But I can't do it in July.

[Gavin]

No.

[Godwin]

Unless I'm in a different tax bracket and I fly to the. The southern hemisphere.

[Gavin]

Argentina.

[Godwin]

I ain't. I'm in Louisiana. I work, I go on fishing. I go watch our river.

[Jordan]

Amen. You thought that was going to be tough, didn't you, Beth? I did not expect the sweep.

[Gavin]

The sweep.

[Jordan]

Everybody go fishing?

[Godwin]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Are you wearing.

[Jordan]

Well, I go fishing every day.

[Gavin]

We're thinking about our best spots.

[Beth]

Okay. This or that. Milk or juice.

[Gavin]

Mail.

[John David]

I'm going with juice.

[Gavin]

You.

[Jordan]

You can do more stuff with juice. You know what I'm saying?

[John David]

Yeah. Juice is a better top.

[Jordan]

But milk probably makes you stronger if you drink a gallon of it.

[John David]

Well, I don't know if that's true or not than juice.

[Gavin]

Milk, you put on cereal.

[John David]

Think of all the juices you got to drink. Pineapple juice, apple juice.

[Jordan]

You started with pineapple grape juice.

[John David]

Well, I'm just saying there's so many options.

[Jordan]

That is true. With milk, you still have two.

[John David]

Think of the other way when you go to the restroom. You got all kinds of colors coming.

[Josh]

Out, but you're forgetting chocolate milk.

[Jordan]

That's not what you have.

[Josh]

I'm not a child. But it's a variant of milk.

[Jordan]

Chocolate milk is awesome.

[Josh]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jordan]

That one. That's on the Fair Life. Oh, that chocolate milk. Good?

[John David]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Got some protein in it, I think. Strong.

[John David]

Better choice.

[Jordan]

Is lemonade considered juice?

[Josh]

No.

[John David]

Well, why would lemonade be considered juice?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I don't have an answer for you.

[John David]

It's got lemon juice.

[Josh]

That's fair. That's fair.

[Jordan]

What is tea?

[John David]

We're going to move on one of them. Wait a minute.

[Josh]

Tea, juice.

[Jordan]

You got to squeeze leaves to get it.

[Gavin]

Like lemon juice, you boil it.

[Josh]

We're really breaking barriers out here.

[Jordan]

I like juice.

[Gavin]

Breaking.

[Jordan]

But I also like. I drink milk every morning and I drink juice every night. How am I to.

[Gavin]

Oh, you got to choose one or the other.

[Jordan]

Can't do it.

[Gavin]

Quit doing both.

[John David]

That's right. You can't do both.

[Jordan]

Coke. Well, Zero.

[Josh]

Maybe you can pick one of these. Pancakes or waffles.

[Jordan]

That is the easiest question.

[John David]

Where are you going?

[Jordan]

It's obvious.

[John David]

Waffle.

[Jordan]

Thank you.

[John David]

Okay, I'm going waffle.

[Jordan]

No, pancakes are just waffles that you can't make stuff stay on.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I know, but waffles has got. Look, you can slop that butter and feel every square.

[John David]

Waffle's better.

[Jordan]

Have you ever been to a restaurant where they were like, hey, would you like some pancakes and chicken? No, that would be dumb. You want to see what my niece got my dad to cook for us the other night? Martin, it was her birthday. I gotta find it. I gotta find it. I'm going fast. I'm slowed down, actually.

[Godwin]

The plus to the waffle is the crunch, right? I mean, it's the texture. Pancake is just soft. Yeah, but they're the same pattern, right?

[Gavin]

Pecan.

[Josh]

The shape difference.

[Jordan]

No, no, no.

[Godwin]

Here's what I'll tell you. Out of the two restaurants named for both, the one that's a house with waffles is significantly greater than the ones the house has. Pancakes.

[Jordan]

And that one's all over the world and it stinks.

[Godwin]

Yeah. It's international. Which is a lie.

[Jordan]

Here's the deal. You can't do.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I didn't say that.

[Jordan]

You can't do that with pancakes.

[Gavin]

What is that?

[Godwin]

Is that squeeze butter on top of fried chicken?

[Jordan]

Squeeze butter on top of chicken on top of syrup on top of a waffle. And my niece had the best birthday party I've ever been to.

[Gavin]

Yeah, she had a bag on top.

[Jordan]

Of the waffles Big Dave made that. You want to know how you lose weight and eat that? You can't eat for three days. Before or after?

[Gavin]

I can understand the after.

[Jordan]

That was so good. You ain't doing that with pancake. When you eat chicken and waffles, you don't spread the butter, but you go on your chicken.

[Godwin]

You're going to have to do that with. Dude, watch.

[Gavin]

I don't never eat chicken and waffles.

[John David]

Oh, man.

[Jordan]

Chicken and waffles is awesome.

[Gavin]

Okay, I guess it works.

[Jordan]

Martin, you not in?

[Godwin]

Oh, I'm in.

[John David]

He said easy.

[Godwin]

I'm just. I'm mesmerized of why I've never put squeeze butter on chicken.

[Gavin]

Thank you.

[Jordan]

You got to have.

[Godwin]

I'm trying to figure out how your niece whooped me on this one. Like, out of all the things I've ever done, I've never said, let me put some squeeze butter on that fried chicken.

[Jordan]

But, man, it was good. Yeah, Big Dave did all that from scratch.

[Josh]

Two more.

[Gavin]

Two more. Two more.

[Josh]

French fries or onion rings?

[Jordan]

French fries 1000 million different times.

[Gavin]

French fries.

[Jordan]

Yeah, onion ring.

[Godwin]

Onion rings are very specific. You can eat a French fry every day. You got to take a specific vehicle to be.

[Jordan]

But onion rings ain't even the best version of a fried onion.

[Gavin]

Yeah, it is.

[Jordan]

No, no.

[Gavin]

You're talking about blooming onion is the best version.

[Jordan]

And you got to go all the way to Australia, so.

[Godwin]

I didn't answer. I know onion.

[John David]

I go with french fries.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah.

[John David]

I like my onions. No, don't cook them.

[Gavin]

Okay.

[John David]

Raw.

[Josh]

About popcorn or chips.

[Jordan]

Didn't we already discuss this?

[Godwin]

No, no popcorn or chips.

[Jordan]

I chose popcorn over John Wayne and what's his face.

[Gavin]

Yeah, but that wasn't.

[Josh]

But chips wasn't.

[Gavin]

That wasn't legal.

[Godwin]

You.

[Gavin]

You broke the rule.

[Godwin]

That's the food, not the TV show.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jordan]

I'm still choosing popcorn over chips. You know how much popcorn my son Carter eats?

[Gavin]

What kind of chips? Now, if it's Doritos, Cool Ranch, I.

[Jordan]

Guess you have that option.

[Josh]

Your favorite chip versus your favorite thing of popcorn.

[Jordan]

Kettle corn's trash.

[Gavin]

Yep.

[John David]

You say chips, boys.

[Godwin]

We got chips.

[Gavin]

I can do more stuff with that.

[Godwin]

I can cover chips. Oh, no, Again, I can cover chips and chili and cheese and jalapenos. Yeah, but it doesn't put them on you, son. You lose the structural integrity that is popcorn.

[Jordan]

Nachos just threw a wrench in my answer.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Gavin]

You can crunch it up and put it on your back.

[Jordan]

If we. If nachos wins, but then just plain chips versus plain popcorn. We're going popcorn.

[Josh]

I would consider nachos a form of chip.

[Gavin]

Yeah, there you go.

[Jordan]

I can go put filet.

[Gavin]

Now you got me wanting them. Them nachos at traps, that seafood.

[Godwin]

Nachos. Yeah, they're good.

[Jordan]

Yeah. That's not a chip, though. That's a whole different animal.

[Gavin]

That's.

[Godwin]

But there's chips under there.

[Josh]

What's the main vehicle of the nacho?

[Jordan]

The fork.

[Josh]

It's a.

[Godwin]

You can't grab it.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Godwin]

I would even argue maybe the spoon. Yeah. It turns. The middle. Turns into more of a soup on those.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Well, we want to end it in any way.

[Godwin]

Night. And if you're wondering about your next this or that, Jesus or the world, Johnny D. Is going to help you figure that out.

[Jordan]

Top 10 Bible verses about choices.

[Gavin]

This or that.

[Josh]

That's staying in the episode.

[Godwin]

This or that. Sodom or Gomorrah. Which one would you have been?

[Gavin]

Okay.

[Jordan]

Not either.

[Gavin]

Either.

[Jordan]

All right, I got it.

[Gavin]

You got it.

[Jordan]

Pretty standard rig here because, you know, everybody's got choices. Either this or that. Proverbs 3, 5, and 6. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways, submit to him and he will make your path straight. So to the people that put pineapple on pizza or eat candy corn, pray about it.

[Godwin]

Jesus loves you.

[Jordan]

And Jesus still loves you.

[Godwin]

Even after he died for you, too.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jordan]

Surprising.

[John David]

Jesus loves you all.