Uncle Si Comes Back from the ER!

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary Episode: Uncle Si Comes Back from the ER!
Release Date: January 28, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson & Justin Martin
Guests: Willie Robertson, Jase Robertson, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan

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1. Welcome and Duck Dynasty Revival

The episode kicks off with a lively discussion about the much-anticipated revival of Duck Dynasty. Jase and Willie express their excitement over the show's continuation, reminiscing about their favorite moments from the original season.

• Jase Robertson shares, “[01:26] Carter wants to go duck hunting because we've watched Duck Dynasty... I forgot just how funny Phil Robertson is on Duck Dynasty season one.”

• Willie Robertson emphasizes the brand’s enduring appeal: “[03:05] I love the name Duck Dynasty Revival. I don't think it could be a better name.”

The hosts delve into the evolution of the Robertson family, highlighting the addition of aunts and uncles as the family grows, bringing new dynamics to the show.

• Si Robertson adds, “[04:22] We just have a bunch of aunts and uncles now... that didn't exist on the first one.”

2. Hunting Adventures and Family Stories

A significant portion of the conversation revolves around hunting experiences and mentoring the next generation. Jase discusses his son Carter's eagerness to duck hunt, leading to a heartfelt dialogue about gun safety and responsible hunting practices.

• Jase Robertson recounts, “[05:31] Carter wants to go duck hunting... we're working on gun safety for the first time ever with young Carter, and it's a wild ride.”

Willie shares his approach to training Carter, emphasizing patience and the importance of starting with safe, controlled environments.

• Willie Robertson advises, “[06:04] Teal season will be Carter's friend... we’re gonna get there. Like, teal season will be Carter's friend.”

3. Si Robertson’s Accident and Recovery

A heartfelt segment details Uncle Si’s recent accident where he fell out of a boat, resulting in bruised ribs. The family expresses their concern and support, blending humor with genuine empathy.

• Si Robertson explains, “[13:13] I fell out of the boat... and it's a black one. I had that on my chest. Well, I fell on top of that ribbon and it told me real quickly, get up. Okay. Get off of me.”

• Willie Robertson consoles him, saying, “[14:12] Falling when you're 76 is a big deal.”

Si shares his recovery journey, highlighting the challenges of healing and the importance of taking it easy.

• Si Robertson mentions, “[55:46] I have thrived... didn't get any sleep. I was in pain.”

4. Host Banter and Personal Anecdotes

The hosts engage in their trademark humorous banter, sharing stories about family dynamics, hunting mishaps, and everyday life. Discussions range from dealing with mischievous kids to the humorous challenges of finding the right shoes.

• Jase Robertson jokes, “[17:35] Dallas Dynasty revival ain’t a thing without Sadie. ... I'm just going to say what the star of the show was.”

• Si Robertson adds, “[25:30] I’ll shake hands after she gets through with you. You’ll be too injured.”

The conversation often circles back to relatable family scenarios, ensuring listeners remain entertained and connected.

5. Listener Emails and Interactive Segments

Engaging with their audience, the hosts read and respond to listener emails, adding a personal touch to the episode. Questions range from hypothetical scenarios like being the last person on Earth to preferences in animal-based diets.

• Jase Robertson reads, “[46:36] Hunter’s love life... Ryan’s guarantee... that time in 30 days you’ll find her and you’ll be engaged in a year.”

• Hunter shares his thoughts, “[42:09] I went frog gigging with a cousin... sucker punched that sucker back into the water.”

These segments highlight the community aspect of the podcast, fostering a sense of belonging among listeners.

6. Inspirational Verse of the Day

Concluding the episode on a reflective note, the hosts share a motivational verse, reinforcing themes of resilience and strength through adversity.

• Jase Robertson declares, “[56:04] 2 Corinthians 12:9: 'My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness...'”

• Willie Robertson concurs, “[56:19] Love it. Amen.”

This segment provides listeners with a moment of inspiration, aligning with the show's blend of humor and heartfelt moments.

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Notable Quotes

• Jase Robertson: “[05:31] We're working on gun safety for the first time ever with young Carter, and it's a wild ride.”

• Si Robertson: “[13:13] I fell out of the boat... and it told me real quickly, get up. Okay. Get off of me.”

• Jase Robertson: “[46:36] Hunter’s love life... that time in 30 days you’ll find her and you’ll be engaged in a year.”

• Jase Robertson: “[56:04] 2 Corinthians 12:9: 'My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness...'”

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This episode of Duck Call Room masterfully blends humor, family stories, and heartfelt moments, offering listeners a comprehensive and engaging experience. From discussing the revival of a beloved TV show to sharing personal anecdotes and engaging with the audience, Si Robertson and Justin Martin, along with their guests, ensure that every moment is both entertaining and meaningful.

Transcript

[Willie Robertson]

Foreign.

[Jase Robertson]

I had my kids run around the house one time going, the Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I didn't tell them the rest of it. That'd be inappropriate.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's a bad deal.

[Jase Robertson]

Anyways, that call room.

[Willie Robertson]

What's the other part? Every. No, never mind. All right. I went too far.

[Si Robertson]

Too far.

[Jase Robertson]

That call room.

[Willie Robertson]

I know it has something to do with court.

[Jase Robertson]

I gotta see if we're in space yet. Who, me? I put my picture on a satellite and they sent it to space.

[Martin]

You were going to single handedly cause the Kessler Effect?

[Jase Robertson]

No, it would be Mark Rober's fault.

[Willie Robertson]

But you did what?

[Jase Robertson]

Mark Rober, also.

[Willie Robertson]

Welcome back.

[Jase Robertson]

Welcome. Sorry, we were just talking. I didn't know we were recording. You know that kid that. The guy with the squirrels?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

In his backyard, he built a satellite.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

He put a phone on the satellite and he put another phone to take a picture of the phone on the satellite. So if you send him your picture, he will take a picture of you on the other phone from space with your hometown in the background. I don't know if you've met Carter. Fascinated by it. So we had to do it.

[Willie Robertson]

How much?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, we're. We're members of the club, so we didn't have to pay anything. Oh, we're in.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

We get the box every week.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, we're engineers at our house now.

[Willie Robertson]

That's cool.

[Martin]

Anyways, and is this Carter, your son, who also just posted that he wants Martin to take him duck hunting.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, gosh, I'm very nervous. So, yeah, welcome back to the duck call room. Anyways, we are, you know, about. So Carter wants to go duck hunting because we've watched Duck Dynasty, which, by the way, we're like six episodes in now. I forgot just how funny Phil Robertson is on Duck Dynasty season one. What? Because I've always said my favorite episode is when they go to the school for Career Day.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he's got.

[Jase Robertson]

We watched that last night and you would think I was like a junior high girl. I was giggling so hard once. I said, bengal Tiger Comes Over. I mean, it was magic. I was like, this is why this episode right here launched. Yeah, everything.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, it blew. It blew Jason's mind. Well, I had told him how it was done.

[Willie Robertson]

What, the kids?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. He said, I can't believe you talked to them kids like that. I said, jason, wrong answer.

[Willie Robertson]

There was nobody in there, was it?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, half of them were my nieces and nephews.

[Willie Robertson]

You're telling them how the sausage is made now? Be careful.

[Jase Robertson]

You kids ever heard a nice movie?

[Si Robertson]

Movie magic boys?

[Willie Robertson]

Well, the fun part is, too. You're. You're starting Duck Dynasty over at a good time, because so are we.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah. We had to make that announcement.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. So Duck Dynasty Revival.

[Jase Robertson]

Is that the name of it?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, Duck Dynasty. I think it's technically the revival, but anyway, I just call it Revival.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, revival.

[Willie Robertson]

We got Revival breaking out. I love.

[Martin]

I love the name. Yeah, look, huge fanboy. Y'all know that. I love the name Duck Dynasty Revival. I don't think it could be a better name.

[Willie Robertson]

Clay really loves it because none of it's been filmed on his place yet. Like most of Duck Dynasty the first season was. Look, he's. He hasn't had to go entertain. 13.

[Martin]

Episode one, season one. That was my favorite.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Of Duck Dynasty.

[Si Robertson]

Huh?

[Jase Robertson]

Now.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, my gosh. The frog got loose on episode one, huh?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, yeah, but the frogs on the. On the golf course combined with the career day cannot be beaten.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a good one.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, it was magic.

[Si Robertson]

Like, there's more. There's more game on. On a golf course than there is anywhere else.

[Jase Robertson]

That was what the whole episode was about. And it was also funny because there was a. There was an episode right after that where it was basically like, we have to explain side of people. And there was the whole thing, like, that we take for granted about how he says hey. They do the whole thing. Like, why does Sai say hey so much?

[Si Robertson]

I. I mean, we tried to come down. Come up with, when did that happen?

[Willie Robertson]

No, no.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey.

[Si Robertson]

And we can't. We can't come up with it.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no. Hey.

[Martin]

No, no, no.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey.

[Si Robertson]

Hi.

[Willie Robertson]

That used to happen every day, but. No, it is back. We. We're actually. Me and Silas just got through filming a little piece of it.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm committed to being on this one as much as I was on the last one.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Whenever you want me.

[Martin]

I know that. Uncle size very little. Everybody's favorite uncle, right?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

But now there's a bunch of aunts and uncles.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, there's. There's. There's a lot of. There's a lot of layers on this one that didn't exist on the first one because people, you know, Willie's family got to reproduce, and they went with, go forth. Be fruitful and multiplied. Oh, they took that one Iran.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, they took.

[Willie Robertson]

You think we have a bunch of cold winters around here, that crew.

[Martin]

So I know everybody's favorite uncle, but I can't wait to find out who everybody's favorite Aunt is. You know, that's going to be. That's what I'm looking. Sadie, you think?

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, I think it's predetermined, Rebecca, but I will say so.

[Jase Robertson]

Dynasty revival ain't a thing without Sadie.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I said it.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, there you go.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm just going to say what the. Who the star of the show was.

[Willie Robertson]

Well. And since our friend Godwin.

[Jase Robertson]

Are you down?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Since Godwin retired, they've now paired me with Bella. So every time I look up, me and Bella are in the same. We're. We're in all the same stuff.

[Jase Robertson]

There's things that are going to happen that. It just excites me.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Anyway, I say all that to say, Carter wants to go duck hunting.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And I said, well, buddy, we probably need to practice. You know, Carter, we haven't necessarily reached the age at all. Kids are different.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Some kids can handle a gun at five, and I get that there's gonna be people comment. I gave my son a gun at four.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

They killed their first deer.

[Jase Robertson]

Just so we're all aware. That ain't Carter.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

So we've been waiting and building up to this. And I was like, all right. Like, I think he's ready now. So I said, we're gonna have to practice some. Like, we're not going tomorrow. He's like, no, we're going tomorrow. I was like, no. I said, and you're gonna have to ask Martin. I said, and it's too cold for me. Like, I'm very fair weather at this.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And he said, okay, well, I need to practice, so I need you to get me. Print me off a picture of a duck and bring me a Nerf gun. I said, no. No. I said. He goes. He goes, basically, that's practice. I said, kind of. I said, but a Nerf gun and a shotgun are very different consequences if you make a mistake. And he goes. He looked at me, and I go, yeah, Nerf gun. I say, ow. A shotgun. We're all at the hospital. And he was like, huh?

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

We're letting that. I didn't want to go that deep.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I. You need to. You need to go that deep.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, we're. We're working on gun safety for the first time ever with young Carter, and it's a wild ride.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, just like I told him last night, though, teal season will be Carter's friend. It's nice weather. The duck.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Overall, don't take him out with ice.

[Willie Robertson]

The ducks are overall dumb. You got nine months to practice. Like, I mean, so we're gonna get there. Like, teal season will be Carter's friend. And a lot of times they'll land. So like. And that most kids, for their first duck, they need to shoot it on the water. I mean, that's just. Just what it is. And then, look, you get you one on the water. Now you're a duck hunter. You play with the rest of us, buddy. Like, you join in.

[Jase Robertson]

But like. And it's funny because it. It's just so weird the way life works because it. It's Duck Dynasty that has turned him into this. Like, I am a man who needs to kill my game because Phil Robertson told me a woman will never cut me off in bed if I bring her fresh squirrel brains. And I'm like, no, you can't. That's not what he said. But I did. I did get nervous about explaining that to my children. Phil, thanks for that tvpg.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm ready for the crawfish episode.

[Jase Robertson]

I can't wait.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you see that little thing? Like, I mean, hey, he gave it to all of. Oh.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh. Phil was just. And I guess I just. I. I know Phil and I know size, so size always cutting up and size hilarious. And Phil's always real serious, but, man, he's funny.

[Willie Robertson]

On that TV show, it's always the same deal. Like, have you ever heard Phil laugh? Even at itself, it's just a. I mean, that's it. That's about it sound.

[Jase Robertson]

Does it Perfect.

[Willie Robertson]

He'll give you about two of them and that's it. But, yeah, Phil is the driest, funniest human. I mean, it just.

[Jase Robertson]

It's hilarious.

[Willie Robertson]

He's good. He's.

[Martin]

He's smart.

[Si Robertson]

He don't mean to be funny.

[Willie Robertson]

No, he does.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, I think that's the best part. He don't mean to be funny. Some stuff saying it like it is.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, yeah, he. He says the stuff. The rest of us behind that filter, but Phil, just go ahead and run it out there one time, my favorite's.

[Jase Robertson]

When he says your name to you wrong on purpose. Oh, and I know you know my name. Yeah, because you're one of the smartest people I know.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Tommy B. Tommy B. Jimmy C. Hey, go there and give me that water.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yes, sir. You don't correct him. You just say, yes, sir. I'm now Tommy B. For the rest of my life.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Si Robertson]

He's bad about nicknaming people, but yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Doug Dynasty revival.

[Willie Robertson]

The revival that's coming this summer on.

[Jase Robertson]

A E. Is it on A E?

[Willie Robertson]

It is on a. Sadie said something.

[Jase Robertson]

About it streaming too.

[Willie Robertson]

Maybe Hulu. So it'll be like, I think what they're saying right now, unless they change it, it'll. The. It's like, I think they do this with some shows where it's live on the network. Not live, but it releases on the network. And then 24 hours later you can stream it, like, and there will be a.

[Jase Robertson]

For all our listeners. Your favorite podcast. Are we allowed to say that?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we're part of this.

[Jase Robertson]

Might be a little part. Like this room and this podcast might.

[Willie Robertson]

Be a little something something. Well, you can't have Doug Dynasty without this room to some level. You mean you can't.

[Jase Robertson]

Looks different now because it's us.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. And it's got carpet. And it doesn't always smell like mildew. I mean, sometimes it still does.

[Jase Robertson]

That was one of Carter's favorite parts of Duck Dynasty too. He's like, I've been in that room.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He's starting to recognize.

[Jase Robertson]

I was like, yeah, buddy, that's. I go there all the time.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

What's that?

[Jase Robertson]

Neutrophil. To my sister because she heard us talking about it so much. Well, it worked for Brittany.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

She was like, I wish I could try that. And I was like, well, I happen to know a code and I'm going to buy it for you for Christmas.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

Duck.

[Martin]

I'm trying to hunt at least 50 days this year and I'm on day 47.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't know. Do you hunt this morning?

[Martin]

I did.

[Si Robertson]

Well, it's. It if people don't. What they don't realize on any of your. Your outdoor stuff, there's a lot of.

[Willie Robertson]

Work involved and danger. And danger from a man who's recovering from a hunting accident. Which by the way, well size back.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. You missed an episode.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Which the only episode. Silas Robertson and miss. He's been in Glenwood Hospital. He had the. He had the CV and now he had the bdh. So. No big day.

[Si Robertson]

This body that God gave us is quite amazing when you think about it.

[Jase Robertson]

How do you feel?

[Si Robertson]

I feel pretty good.

[Jase Robertson]

First and foremost, you're on the mend. You're good.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

I still got a twins. Okay. And I still got four tablets left. Okay. Of medication.

[Martin]

Are you sharing those or what kind of medication?

[Si Robertson]

I don't know. I don't know what they gave.

[Willie Robertson]

He said I don't know, but I'm taking them all.

[Si Robertson]

But still got this 20. Okay. That tells me. But I could have broke it very easily because I fell out of a boat. Okay. Rushing. Got in a hurry, which is stupidity on my part. Fell out of the boat. It. And it's not this one, but it's the black one. I had that on my chest. Well, I fell on top of that on my ribbon and it told me real quickly, get up. Okay. Get off of me.

[Willie Robertson]

Get off that.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, we heard you bounced up pretty quick.

[Si Robertson]

So I got up real quick. But hey, it still bruised it. I didn't think I'd broke it, but they x Rayed it and all this, you know, And I didn't break it.

[Willie Robertson]

But falling at 76 is a big deal.

[Si Robertson]

It bruised it. And, hey, you don't bounce back like when you're young.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, you're the only man I know that fell out of a boat and nobody left. Most time you fall out of boat, everybody laugh, you know, Everybody's like, well, it scared. Well, yeah, I know why it scared them. Well, yeah, that's why I'm saying Falling when you're 76 is a lot bigger deal than falling when you're 26.

[Si Robertson]

All I heard was, you okay? And I jumped up and I said, yeah, I'm all right. And then I'm mentally saying, oh, I've done it again, because this has happened twice.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. And I've already been through it once. And who.

[Willie Robertson]

And what's crazy is you actually deserved a broke rib on this one. You didn't on the other one.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

The other one was getting a Coca Cola out of the ice chest.

[Si Robertson]

Not all I did was putting a darn cooler.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And a yeti cooler. And I grabbed the cooler, and I was turned wrong.

[Jase Robertson]

Wildly stronger.

[Si Robertson]

Sounded just like somebody had shot a.22 long rifle. And everybody said, who shoots a gun? And I said, that ain't a gun. That's my rib. You heard pop.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, okay.

[Si Robertson]

And it was.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he didn't deserve one on that one. He deserved it on this one. So I guess in the grand scheme of things, you just evened out.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I was lucky because I hit. My elbow was in front of. On the other side of that stupid oxygen machine.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh. So you had two layers of protection.

[Si Robertson]

So it. When it hit it when. So as it said, you know, since that flash of pain up, I've done that. Oh, yeah. Grief.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

So. But it's just. You don't want to do that now. The one it just bruises is all extremely sensitive and hurts.

[Willie Robertson]

And that's right there around your lungs, which we know all.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Anyway. Yeah, so. Yeah, well, we. We glad you on the men, though, man, like, and we. Hey, but I tell you what, if he was gonna hurt it, I'm glad it was duck hunting, you know, I mean, we still had a good time. We went up, have fun, had.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, this was the wildest hunt we killed. Limits, you know, Full limits. And no decoys.

[Martin]

8.

[Si Robertson]

Man, you got to think about this. No decoys. It's the one golden rule in duck hunting. Oh, well, what is the golden rule of duck hunting? Hey, you look and you see where the ducks are going. And I then get where they go.

[Martin]

Get where they want to be.

[Si Robertson]

And when you get there, hey, it's.

[Martin]

A big X. Hunted the X this morning.

[Si Robertson]

This is the spot.

[Martin]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

We just sit there and just broad open. I'm sitting on the side of a tipelo tree with a seat on it.

[Martin]

Wide open.

[Si Robertson]

Wide open. In the front. Not behind, in the front. And I'm sitting there talking about, okay, daylight breaks. Look. Yo.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, here they come.

[Si Robertson]

And look, there's a limb hanging. We wait till they come under the limb, then shoot them. And every one of them come under that limb.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. When they ain't got but one plate, one way to get there, one spot. They got one way to get there.

[Si Robertson]

One way. And hey, they come in. Yes.

[Willie Robertson]

You know, but that's how you know them boys are dying.

[Si Robertson]

That's Duck Hunt there.

[Martin]

I like that.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's Duck Hunt.

[Jase Robertson]

I'd go to that.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Pretty easy.

[Jase Robertson]

All this breaking ice, trash.

[Martin]

Oh, it's tough.

[Willie Robertson]

Did that yesterday.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. You know what I do when it's ice?

[Jase Robertson]

I'm with you.

[Si Robertson]

I'm still in the bed going, okay, I got any pin holes in my eyelids?

[Jase Robertson]

I'm with you.

[Si Robertson]

Because, hey, I ain't gonna bust ass to shoot a duck.

[Martin]

Look, I'll tell you this.

[Si Robertson]

I'm not that mad at them.

[Martin]

I slept in yesterday.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Woke up at 8:30, went out there, busted ice, hunted from 9:30 to 11:30, shot ducks, then came back. That's. That's duck hunting.

[Jase Robertson]

No, he wasn't even your idea, though.

[Martin]

It wasn't my idea, but guess what? That's what I. I listen to smart people.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. That's Jumbo's idea.

[Si Robertson]

Is. Okay, Jake. The first time I was involved in it, I said, wait a minute. Let me get this right. You're gonna go out on a pond over here, and you're gonna take a chainsaw, crank it up, cut you a hole and push it underneath. I said, what makes you think, number one, how's the duck knowing you're cutting an ice hole for him?

[Willie Robertson]

Mm. But they do.

[Si Robertson]

But you gotta think about that. Hey, you just picking a random spot, cutting a hole in the ice. But here's the deal. Ducks know that, hey, sometime in the day, that water's going to melt. So they're flying around looking for open water.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And if they happen to fly over.

[Jase Robertson]

Your stupid hole, how's the hole got to be stupid?

[Si Robertson]

They're going, hey, it's just what a Stupidity.

[Martin]

Because if you cut it with a chainsaw.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you cut it with a chainsaw.

[Martin]

That makes it dumb.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And then, hey, they. Here they come.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. That's what made me so mad yesterday. I stayed just long enough for it to finally stay open, but then I had to come back. I had to come back do TV.

[Si Robertson]

About the time they really start to come to it.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, if I could have stayed probably another couple hours or so, I probably could have killed me some ducks. As it is, I killed the only two dumb ones that thought, well, let me go look and see if it's already. They were beautiful, pretty ducks.

[Si Robertson]

No, I could see it about where like you in Kansas. Okay, I'll probably. Word I said over a lot.

[Martin]

Yeah, but they have ice eaters and stuff like that.

[Si Robertson]

Well, no, no, but hey, no, no, look, that happened down here when it iced over. Jason and Stone pulled it off and that's the greatest hunt they've ever had down there on Phil's property. It was like they killed 10 people in like 15 minutes.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm never going back to the beach just because it snowed there.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. It was ridiculous. And I didn't even go how long ago that was what, two or three years ago.

[Martin]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Big ice storm. Remember when they shut down the entire city?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

For three days because we didn't have nothing to do. They put our mayor on the weather Channel and they're like, well, how are you going to get that?

[Martin]

She goes, I was probably at the hunting camp, didn't watch the weather.

[Jase Robertson]

She goes, we ain't got no snowplows, bro. We just gonna wait. They said, well, what are you gonna do? She goes, wait till God melts it.

[Martin]

Wait.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Have you seen south Louisiana right now? That's speaking of wait till God melts it.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, see, that's why our mayor is.

[Martin]

Better than 10 inches.

[Jase Robertson]

They spent a bunch of money on getting like Indiana to send snowplows.

[Martin]

Lafayette, Louisiana is iced over to 10 inches of snow.

[Jase Robertson]

There's snow on the beach in Florida.

[Si Robertson]

I just found a new channel on tv.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, Lord.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. And that's the Republican channel.

[Willie Robertson]

So I finally found Newsmax.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no, it's the Republican Channel. I thought that was Fox News.

[Si Robertson]

Hannity. Hannity interviewed the House speaker and a bunch of other people.

[Willie Robertson]

Louisiana boy, by the way, Mike Johnson. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

The Louisiana boys are telling.

[Si Robertson]

They're telling Antony when he's asking the question about, okay, how are you going to fix this? Well, they're telling me we don't been working on this a solid year.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. And he said, and failure is. Is. There's no option for that.

[Jase Robertson]

No option for failures.

[Si Robertson]

He said, we've got to do this. Okay. Yeah. And we. And they need to.

[Martin]

And that's how I feel about taking Carter duck hunting. We've got to do it.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, boy. I'm in.

[Martin]

I want Carter out there with Martin. When is that going to happen?

[Si Robertson]

Well, no, no.

[Jase Robertson]

Next hill season, September. Carter looked at me and said, you need to take me duck hunt. And I said, well, Carter, you're going to have to ask Martin, because I ain't going duck hunting unless I ask Martin.

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[Si Robertson]

It's like anything else good, it takes time. Hey, taking kids out in God's creation and letting them see what's available, that's a good thing for us.

[Willie Robertson]

Amen, buddy.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, look. That kept me out of. Well, while all the other kids in school were getting in trouble and getting in trouble with the law.

[Willie Robertson]

Guess where I was Trespassing?

[Jase Robertson]

I was fishing or hunting on other people's property.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I was poaching.

[Si Robertson]

Well, everybody. Hey, you got too much posted land.

[Willie Robertson]

I didn't put them signs up.

[Si Robertson]

I got a hunt somewhere.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm for you. Yeah, the neighborhood squirrels are in danger next fall is what I have a feeling.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, hey, that's one thing. Hey.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, Carter. Birthday coming up.

[Si Robertson]

Ain't no. Ain't no good.

[Willie Robertson]

You get to buy him a gun. He can't go duck hunting without a gun.

[Jase Robertson]

I gotta figure it out.

[Martin]

I've got a 14 you can use. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Now we're about to start the actual gun training process. With Carter?

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, if he's gonna be president, well.

[Si Robertson]

I can tell you who to go get advice from.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm nervous.

[Si Robertson]

J. Stone.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah, no, that would be perfect.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. You know, his daughters, Both his daughters hunt. And you don't mess with either one of them.

[Willie Robertson]

They got cool things now.

[Martin]

They fight too, don't they?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. And one is in the jujitsu, the other one's going back to it.

[Jase Robertson]

Whenever we pass Stone's house, go to my parents. We, like, lock the doors. That way Carter, don't get beat up by any girls. Like we. If we're in the neighborhood on a walk, we run.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I don't stop. I learned that at a very early age. I will. I will fight 10 boys before I fight one little girl.

[Willie Robertson]

You heard that, Hunter?

[Jase Robertson]

Especially Sage goes, hey, girls.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, it's just something bad. They'll hurt you.

[Willie Robertson]

They mean.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, they're mean.

[Jase Robertson]

Stones are.

[Si Robertson]

Dad. Hey.

[Martin]

I'm speechless right now.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Married to like a blue belt.

[Martin]

Don't be rude.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, we'll shake hands afterwards.

[Martin]

My wife's a black belt. And karate.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Martin]

That's a huge difference.

[Si Robertson]

You fight a woman?

[Willie Robertson]

I didn't know. I didn't know the color.

[Si Robertson]

You won't be able to shake hands after she gets through with you. You'll be too injured.

[Jase Robertson]

I normally start a fight, but I ain't really there once it gets going.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, no, John.

[Si Robertson]

I get married.

[Martin]

My wife, she buys a punching bag for my 13 year old son, Right? Yeah. And so I come home one day and I push the garage door and there it comes up and it was cloudy outside, so you couldn't tell the light change. She is absolutely abusing this punching bag. Do you hear me?

[Jase Robertson]

That's one of the greatest exercises ever.

[Martin]

She's just. And so I wait because I'm scared. I don't want to walk up on her. I don't want to, like, you know, startle her in any way.

[Si Robertson]

In way. Yeah, A lot of get punched out if you did.

[Willie Robertson]

So he's also making sure she didn't put a picture of his face.

[Martin]

It might have been there.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Like, speaking of your wife, who was she watching play basketball the other day?

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Martin]

Ruthanne, Our daughter.

[Jase Robertson]

No, it was a boy. Oh.

[Si Robertson]

She.

[Martin]

Wait. Our next door neighbor. So she stayed and watched. Heirs.

[Jase Robertson]

Your next door neighbor got his butt kicked. By my son, but by my side. I mean, by my son's friends, they really dominated, but my son was cheering them on. Ben's is the Best to watch play basketball. He's like, hey, I'm open. And then they. They don't pass it to him, and they go, score. He's like, great job, man. It's like the team cheerleading morale.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

He ain't compet. He's like, dad, we had fun. I'm like, but you lost. He's like, but it was a good time. And I'm like, I can't argue with this logic.

[Martin]

I like that with basketball.

[Jase Robertson]

But I saw your wife out there, and I was like, I don't think Clay has a third grader, but if he does, we just beat him. And I can't wait to tell him about it.

[Martin]

Well, let me tell you. Let me tell you who you did not beat is Rhonda. Because I went inside after she abused that punching bag, and I had been protecting her. Do you hear me? Our bedroom had a door that opens outside. And so in case an intruder came in, I was on that side.

[Jase Robertson]

Because you switched.

[Martin]

Oh, I have to get up every night and go to the bathroom. I'm old. And so I had to walk all the way around the bed. I go inside and I switch our spots. She comes inside, hot, dripping, you know, sweat, just. And I said. She goes, what are you doing? I said, I'm switching our spots in the bed. She goes, why are you doing that? I said, you can protect me.

[Si Robertson]

If somebody breaks in, you do better job.

[Jase Robertson]

Is that how it works? Is that how you pick sides?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Brittany always puts me towards the door for some reason.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I'm towards the door, but I'm not outside door. We got doors on both sides.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, the problem is for me, though, you're going to wake me up to tell me there's a problem. I mean, I'm a pretty sound sleeper.

[Jase Robertson]

Allison, like, Allison will wake up and there will be a fight. An intruder will have killed me and robbed us all. And she'll wake up. That was a good night's sleep. And look over and I'll be dead on the floor.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah, Britney. Ever since the boys. Britney is not a sound sleeper anymore. She used to be like that, but with the monitors and everything. She just. Any. Anything she wakes up on. So she's a good mama. Yeah, I guess so.

[Martin]

She's a good.

[Si Robertson]

But why you don't mess with mama.

[Willie Robertson]

But that's why I always take the monitor. Because then, you know, I. They call.

[Si Robertson]

You can do a lot of things.

[Willie Robertson]

But I don't mess with.

[Si Robertson]

Don't mess with the kids.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, those.

[Si Robertson]

Mama.

[Martin]

Oh, a List.

[Si Robertson]

I'm an old play.

[Willie Robertson]

But that's like those boys.

[Martin]

I can't wait after. I mean, they're going to help.

[Willie Robertson]

They're.

[Martin]

They're going to protect each other. And then after you get pummeled by the boys, you're going to get pummeled by mama.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, they got a long way to go because right now they just beat the hell out of each other. So that's how they learn.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, they just get into shape.

[Martin]

I mean, that's how they learn to beat up other kids. Yeah, they have.

[Willie Robertson]

That's all they do right now. Golly, they just.

[Martin]

Who's the mean?

[Si Robertson]

I always remember my daddy telling my brothers, don't go push him too far. One of the days he's going to take a baseball bat, beat the living. You don't want to.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, just. Just tear him up.

[Jase Robertson]

He's a weapon, man. Swear. Willie got it.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Willie's a chunker.

[Jase Robertson]

I throw things.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, Chunk and run. Chunk and run.

[Jase Robertson]

Throw stuff.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Speaking of throwing stuff.

[Willie Robertson]

What? The chiefs.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, oh, nobody likes them.

[Willie Robertson]

No side.

[Jase Robertson]

Guess who I just met with. And we need your advice on this.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

Guess where I just came from. I feel. I feel like I've grown into a full grown adult now. Although I don't want to. The mayor asked me to come meet with her because West Monroe is putting on a gar rodeo.

[Si Robertson]

A gar rodeo?

[Jase Robertson]

A garage gar rodeo.

[Si Robertson]

Well, how you put on a gar rodeo.

[Jase Robertson]

That's why we had to have a whole meeting. Apparently it's just going to be a fishing contest where who can catch the biggest, nastiest gar.

[Martin]

Alligator, gar.

[Jase Robertson]

Whatever kind of gar you got, man.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that. I. I watched something like that on TV last night. They were showing sturgeons then. Then after they showed these big 20 foot sturgeons. These guys are catching okay. Then they said, okay, now we own alligator gar. Oh yeah, you saw me. You talk about a fish.

[Martin]

Now it's a big fish.

[Si Robertson]

That's a good one.

[Jase Robertson]

There's one down south at gar rodeo. 143 pounds. One.

[Si Robertson]

I'll fix that. Alligator, when it comes to teeth, ain't got nothing compared to an alligator car.

[Martin]

And there.

[Jase Robertson]

But we're going to put.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, there's. There's these. Like a shark. Yeah, they're layered.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, the teeth on it.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, you saw me. A killing machine though. A shark.

[Jase Robertson]

His or at catch no sharks.

[Si Robertson]

His first layer is straight like this global warming. Then they go 45, 45, 45, 45, 45. And like I don't know how fast one of them like great white swim real. But if he hits you, you're losing something.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You're you talking about. I mean so you. And not only that, think of this. If they break a front tooth.

[Jase Robertson]

You.

[Si Robertson]

Know it don't, it don't stay empty. What's left falls out. And then hey, a new and gross a chain. He runs another one in front to fill that gap.

[Jase Robertson]

They have, they have those competitions. They have like shark catching competition some places you think about he had that in Jaws.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, he breaks.

[Jase Robertson]

Well that's what we're doing but on.

[Si Robertson]

The washout until it falls out and then hey, it's like on a chain. He rolls the next one to fill that empty spot and grows the other tooth in the back.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

Uh oh. We got a deal coming up boys.

[Willie Robertson]

Biggins. Biggins.

[Jase Robertson]

Cause money saving deals, money saved.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

No, no, there's. Oh, you guys shoot them.

[Willie Robertson]

Why is it a rodeo then?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, it's just a better name than competition.

[Martin]

We're in west Monroe. Everything's a rodeo.

[Jase Robertson]

But I convinced them for the weigh in, we're going just straight downtown, downtown.

[Willie Robertson]

West Monroe, and we're going to weigh.

[Jase Robertson]

100 pound catfish and gar in and it's going to be awesome. And I told him my only rule is I need the guard commanders to be the mascots.

[Si Robertson]

That's right.

[Jase Robertson]

And Martin, it gets better. You know that mullet toss Florida Bama does?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. What are we gonna get mullet from?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, we might need it. Is there a better fish?

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, use something around. I mean, just come up there and toss what you catch. See who?

[Jase Robertson]

Skip jack.

[Willie Robertson]

Maybe skip jacks. But I don't know how you get a bunch of them either.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know.

[Martin]

I think this should be featured on the new show.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know about it. That ain't my. My rig. But we are gonna say I get to be the emcee of the mullet toss. We might just have mullet shipped in. I don't know how we're gonna do it.

[Martin]

I'd like to.

[Jase Robertson]

Or you can, but I'm also gonna win it. You can have a. I threw the javelin.

[Willie Robertson]

You can have a human girl mullet and toss him, I guess.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

It's the most redneck thing. I was proud to be from west Monroe this morning because I met with all of our dignitaries and the visitors bureau. We got like the world championship cornhole coming to west Monroe. They had to get to be able to sell beer at the place. So the cornhole people would come and I was like, praise the Lord. Like, we're going to end up on the Ocho. We are going to be the Ocho. West Monroe is on its path.

[Willie Robertson]

Hunter, that's your neighborhood.

[Jase Robertson]

Exactly. We already had ping pong.

[Si Robertson]

That's your people.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm sorry, table tennis. We had the table tennis qualifiers. Now we got cornhole championship and it's a Gar roadie.

[Willie Robertson]

It's all the same time.

[Jase Robertson]

No, it's all different.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, the corn.

[Jase Robertson]

That's what's going down. I was like.

[Willie Robertson]

And I was about to say, how's.

[Martin]

Your hockey team doing?

[Jase Robertson]

We got minor league hockey.

[Si Robertson]

Not good.

[Willie Robertson]

We're really sounding like a desirable place to be.

[Jase Robertson]

I know. Can you imagine?

[Willie Robertson]

I was waiting for that Doug Dynasty guitar.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no. Can you? I. But the. The Gar rodeo excites me, Rustin.

[Willie Robertson]

Getting Bucky's, allegedly.

[Jase Robertson]

Nah, ain't never.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think he's ever gonna pull off.

[Willie Robertson]

Allegedly.

[Martin]

There's too many people jealous about that.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think it go pull it off.

[Jase Robertson]

We don't even want your buckies. We want a Gar Rodeo.

[Willie Robertson]

I still want.

[Jase Robertson]

Unless the Bucky sells Gar balls.

[Martin]

No, no. He wants the Bucky's brisket.

[Jase Robertson]

Somebody's offended by that.

[Willie Robertson]

Why.

[Jase Robertson]

Why are you that Brisket Ray from Temple, Texas.

[Willie Robertson]

The brisket taco is good.

[Jase Robertson]

Like, and he said he's one bone to pick with our entire show is he's sick of us talking about the buc EE's brisket. He emailed this 14 hours ago, and here we are talking about the Bucky's brisket. Well, so get over it, Ray.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, he's also.

[Si Robertson]

Again.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I know where Temple Texas is. He's surrounded by great barbecue. Well, you can have that opinion. That's fine by me.

[Jase Robertson]

There's another point here, though.

[Willie Robertson]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

He did put a PS and he loves stone. True American, my kind of people. So he got a little stone in him.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I know he kind of ornery from the start, but Temple Texas has a Buc EE's. So he's just pissed off it's in his town. Like, he don't like all them people stopping in Temple Texas to get BUC EE's.

[Martin]

How many bathrooms are in a Bucky's?

[Willie Robertson]

Too many. But they're all very clean.

[Martin]

I want you to know, the last time. Last two times I stopped in Bucky's, they were all full. And I said, I don't need to go.

[Si Robertson]

That's why I never go to Bucky's.

[Martin]

If there's that many people you hit.

[Si Robertson]

That one thing is always full.

[Jase Robertson]

You can't go to a bucket.

[Si Robertson]

You are gas pumps.

[Martin]

Hey, you can't find a spot.

[Jase Robertson]

You.

[Si Robertson]

You can't find a spot.

[Willie Robertson]

And y'all marry the cable guy.

[Jase Robertson]

And jelly roll aren't allowed in there. I've already stated it.

[Si Robertson]

All right. You going in? I said, are you crazy?

[Jase Robertson]

There's a certain class of celebrity that can't go into a buc ee's. You are in it.

[Si Robertson]

I'm one up.

[Jase Robertson]

I can.

[Si Robertson]

I. I wouldn't go in there anyway.

[Willie Robertson]

I take pictures every time I'm in there too. I love it.

[Jase Robertson]

I've taken pictures in a Buc EE's. They're like, aren't you that kid on one episode of Duck Dynasty? And I was like, that was me. I was like, sure.

[Willie Robertson]

There's a fly in here as big as a green wing tail. Oh, God.

[Si Robertson]

Where's the salt gun?

[Willie Robertson]

Look at him. That's it right here. Above me.

[Martin]

Anybody have any chopsticks?

[Willie Robertson]

That sucker's a bull.

[Jase Robertson]

Missed.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, hey, Dwight. I might be wanting to bite you anyway.

[Jase Robertson]

Martin, do you want to participate in throwing fish with me?

[Willie Robertson]

No. Why not? I don't want to.

[Jase Robertson]

You can wear overalls and no T shirt. Hunters for sure.

[Martin]

When have you ever seen him wear overalls and no T shirt?

[Jase Robertson]

This is the chance that you get to do it. I can't do that on a regular basis. I can do it at a gar rodeo.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm way more.

[Si Robertson]

You're not wear sleeves and pants.

[Martin]

Can we allowed to.

[Si Robertson]

They might not let you use.

[Martin]

Are we allowed to place bets on no nets?

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't think so.

[Jase Robertson]

There's a pole division, there's a bow fishing division, there's a jugs division and then there's a youth division.

[Willie Robertson]

Which one pays?

[Jase Robertson]

Then there's a catfish division as well.

[Willie Robertson]

Which one pays the best?

[Jase Robertson]

I think we don't know that yet.

[Martin]

I'll pay $100 to Martin or to John David to see who who can throw it further.

[Willie Robertson]

Now John David going to win that javelin. He's a chunker now.

[Jase Robertson]

I've been throwing stuff for a minute between those two, that javelin.

[Martin]

Well, you both have to wear overalls and T shirt.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, we're throwing a fish on a fish. The whole competition will be picking up some sort of fish off of ice and throw. Seeing who in this town can throw it the furthest.

[Martin]

How much do I have to go up to to get you to participate?

[Willie Robertson]

I'm out. I'm not going to go get beat by Jimmy Red or something. I'm just not like there's certain levels. I'm just not. I mean, y'all say this like it's.

[Martin]

A competition between the two of you. All I need to know is the competition between the two of you on.

[Jase Robertson]

Throwing a fish the furthest?

[Martin]

Yeah. In overalls with no shirt?

[Jase Robertson]

Unless it slips. I can throw things. Yeah, he can pick up a bigger fish than me. I can throw a small fish.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I can catch him. He can jump even with all this weight you've lost?

[Jase Robertson]

I can throw things, sir.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm a thrower from way back.

[Si Robertson]

He's a thrower.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know what it is.

[Martin]

Is that the correct terminology? A thrower? What. What do we call him?

[Jase Robertson]

I was on a track team. It's called a thrower, not run track. I threw things.

[Martin]

Chunker.

[Si Robertson]

I was a chunk, boys.

[Jase Robertson]

I was. When I was on the track, when.

[Si Robertson]

We went over to Scotland, they told telephone poles.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, they was chunking them telephone poles.

[Jase Robertson]

Cannot throw a telephone pole.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, they chomped in.

[Si Robertson]

There's one for you.

[Willie Robertson]

He toted that thing like a telephone pole. He toted that thing like that. And when I flipped it over.

[Jase Robertson]

We need to find stuff.

[Si Robertson]

And you'd be amazed how far they could choke that stupid thing.

[Martin]

I think y'all should bring some of those guys in.

[Jase Robertson]

I think we should throw ducks.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, gonna be hard to get ducks in May.

[Jase Robertson]

It's in August.

[Martin]

I think it should be fake, even though I don't think you should throw real ducks.

[Willie Robertson]

Gonna be in August. Oak and ducks, then fish gonna stank. God, don't say that.

[Jase Robertson]

Come see them, though. Come to downtown Western Row, hang out with me. We're gonna look at red decks with giant fish. I'm so excited. You can't get me down about it.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm not trying to get you down about. Is there like, an Asian carp division?

[Martin]

That's what you could throw. Grass carp. Grass carp?

[Willie Robertson]

No, them big, big head carp. That's what.

[Si Robertson]

No, they want to know.

[Willie Robertson]

And do you have to catch or just jump in your boat?

[Si Robertson]

Nope. You gotta. Gotta wait in the water after a rain and catch them.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I can't control the rain.

[Hunter]

I've got a story about that kind of carp.

[Willie Robertson]

What'd you do?

[Hunter]

I went frog gigging with a cousin of mine and one jumped into our boat and my cousin sucker punched it back into the water.

[Martin]

It was one of the coolest.

[Jase Robertson]

Sucker punch a fish.

[Hunter]

It jumped. It was like inches away from his face. I would say sucker punched it back in.

[Willie Robertson]

I would think anytime you punch a fish, it's a sucker punch. He didn't see that one coming.

[Si Robertson]

That's right, he didn't. Hey, I've had them sucker punch me.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, them old car, they used to buy out. They used to have a place you turn your motor on so you taking your Own life. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Can we just go back to something real fast, just real, before we let this moment get away from us? Hunter might be the most interesting person in this room.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm telling you. I've told him, because he's like, hey.

[Jase Robertson]

Remember that time I drove to Austin to watch Barbie the movie? Also, I went frog gigging with my cousin one time. An Asian carp jumped out. We sucker punched that sucker right back into the water. So it's like, you're the most eclectic redneck I've ever met.

[Si Robertson]

That's life with a redneck, so.

[Jase Robertson]

But he does things that are so un redneck. Like, I guess he's probably a lot like Jeff. Like, they both play World of Warcraft, but they'll kill something if they need to.

[Hunter]

Don't play that. That's too far.

[Jase Robertson]

You have before?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you tried it. That's how you know it's too far. No, how do you know it's too far then?

[Hunter]

I just do.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm proud of you for that then. Anyways, that's why I love Hunter also. Hunter. The people wanted the camera.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, so Hunter, like, with your love life?

[Jase Robertson]

Because I have an email. That's Hunter's love life.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm trying to think of the nice way to say the other crowd that's not redneck. What do y'all call yourselves?

[Hunter]

I don't know.

[Jase Robertson]

I believe on Duck Dynasty Season one, Episode two, Phil Roberts said, a bunch of nerds.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, probably. That's what I did myself. Okay. That's what I didn't want to go with. I didn't want to seem like I was throwing stones. So are you, like, the weird one in that crew too, because you do redneck stuff?

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And so, like, even in your redneck crew, you're. You're also the weird one because you do nerd stuff?

[Hunter]

Pretty much. That's all in my life.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Hunter]

Best of both worlds.

[Jase Robertson]

I love it.

[Willie Robertson]

So you're on the outside of each circle?

[Jase Robertson]

No, he's in the dead center of each of his circle because they're like, you know what? I'm too weird to go out and frog gig. And then the frog giggers are like, man, I'd like to go to the movies, but my friends would make fun of me if they heard I went.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, Hunter's very valuable. Because then the redneck be like, yeah, I know a guy. And then the nerds be like, oh, yeah, I know a guy.

[Jase Robertson]

Exactly. So you want Hunter on your squad.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. You're touching a lot of places there, Hunter. For you, man. Like I don't. Yeah. I don't know why that chick had to be so mean to you.

[Jase Robertson]

But I mean downright eclectic redneck. Very average at Call of Duty.

[Willie Robertson]

He's a great guy, but he's got a great taste in shoes. So that's. Me and Hunter have the exact same shoes.

[Jase Robertson]

I was like, those are just regular Brooks.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I know.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean they're nice.

[Willie Robertson]

I just don't know why we're now Hunter. I think me and Hunter suffer from the same problem. Wide feet. So there ain't many wide feet. Very. Yeah. So there's not many options for us wide footed folks.

[Martin]

So if I walk around and see people wearing Brooks.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, that color. Because that's the only color the local academy has in a wide. So. Yeah. So yeah, that's the best part about.

[Jase Robertson]

From a small town. We got cornhole, we got gar rodeos and I can tell where you got shoes.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And I know you got wide feet.

[Jase Robertson]

Because there's only like three of us.

[Willie Robertson]

And I know you're at the end of the aisle because that's where they keep all the wides with little orange stickers. Really make it really profile you when you go in there. But.

[Jase Robertson]

That was the worst thing that ever happened to me. I never considered myself big and tall, but I had to go to a different section to get socks. Socks go up to a 12.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Well, what size is your foot?

[Jase Robertson]

13.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

So like whenever you can't, you can.

[Martin]

Tell the difference in a sock between the sides. 12 and.

[Willie Robertson]

Or. Yeah. And you're also a nine and a half. So we know this isn't an issue for you.

[Martin]

Don't be a hater.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. You go put on what I'm asking you. Go put on a child's sock and you'll be like, this is miserable.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

That's what it would be like for you. Put on an adult sock.

[Martin]

I love that analogy.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

When you go when they're like, oh, this sock fits size 4 to 6, you'd be like, no, it's not big enough. That's what. And socks are all you look at. Socks are. Every one of them is a 9 to a 12.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. They stop at a 13.

[Martin]

Shoes. They can't be at academy.

[Willie Robertson]

No, the shoes you do the sock.

[Jase Robertson]

I can never find shoes.

[Willie Robertson]

I different shoes, man. But look, it is email voice Hunter's love life.

[Jase Robertson]

I've been waiting for this moment. Hello @duck call room.com. hunter. This is encouragement from Ryan. I don't know where Ryan's from. But he's a compliance manager at Cotton Holdings Incorporated. Is a very fancy email.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, he.

[Jase Robertson]

He has a guarantee. And I actually think he's right.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, Hunter's like, I'm taking a break. Yeah, can't do this anymore. Women are crazy. It's that time in 30 days you'll find her and you'll be engaged in a year. That is Ryan's guarantee. And I'm actually. That's typically how it goes. It's that time when you stop looking. That's when she shows up. Hunter.

[Hunter]

Cool.

[Martin]

He said, I just stopped looking six months ago.

[Hunter]

I. I don't have any words. I'm just not doing it.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, that's what Ryan thinks.

[Willie Robertson]

We start the 30 day clock now. Oh, that'll be perfect. Be after Valentine's. You missed that gift.

[Jase Robertson]

Good call.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you get to. You get to skatebound. That one.

[Hunter]

I'll report back in 30 days.

[Jase Robertson]

And do you have any voicemails? Hunter? I got one more email.

[Hunter]

Do the email.

[Jase Robertson]

All right. You get the voicemail ready. Cade from College Station slash Brian, Texas. If you're wondering how to get me to really pay attention to your email, this is a great way. The subject line is like a yield sign with an exclamation point emoji. Caution. This is a great question. And then another emoji. I was like, you know what? We're going to find out, buddy.

[Willie Robertson]

All right.

[Jase Robertson]

All right.

[Willie Robertson]

Giga Maggies.

[Martin]

If you, College Station, Texas, could live.

[Jase Robertson]

Off one animal for food for the rest of your life.

[Martin]

Chicken.

[Jase Robertson]

What would it be? So what a boring chicken. Chicken.

[Si Robertson]

Pork, Squirrel. Squirrel.

[Jase Robertson]

You know how many dead squirrels are at the beginning of Duck Dynasty? By the way, it's been a wild ride.

[Willie Robertson]

Sorry.

[Si Robertson]

I could eat. You know how many squirrels young squirrels I could eat right now?

[Jase Robertson]

Seven.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but like there's only like not mid age squirrels.

[Martin]

Not old squirrels. He wants young squirrels.

[Si Robertson]

It's got to be young. Squirrel.

[Jase Robertson]

Young.

[Si Robertson]

I tell you what I could do. I could eat a bar knife. What? Sixteen of them.

[Willie Robertson]

But buddy, you had me typecast for that pig. Because you can do a lot with him.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, no, I knew. You going pig.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. You let me have some bacon. Oh, God. Bacon. Sausage, ribs. Just a shank.

[Jase Robertson]

I might actually. Oh, that's such a tough question.

[Si Robertson]

No.

[Martin]

Rest of your life into one.

[Willie Robertson]

That chicken, you know, answers always squirrel.

[Jase Robertson]

He says, always squirrel. Chickens. A chicken's the obvious, though.

[Willie Robertson]

Country club.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Chicken.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I'm about to country club the country club. By the way, I think I'm going with shrimp.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, a shrimp. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You can grill a shrimp, you can bowl a shrimp. You can butterfly shrimp.

[Willie Robertson]

You can.

[Si Robertson]

That is a good one, though.

[Willie Robertson]

Shrimp's a good one. I.

[Si Robertson]

That's a good one.

[Martin]

But doesn't it have too much something in it?

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I mean, get a little iodine in it, he may turn pink, but he ain't. He ain't susceptible to life.

[Jase Robertson]

I've been told by my mom everything you're not supposed to eat pregnant. My mom ate, and I doing all right.

[Si Robertson]

The good sauce with it that you put on shrimp, you don't notice that paint.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Worried about shrimp, you get the gout.

[Si Robertson]

The red pork, red salt.

[Martin]

Oh, it's shrimp and pork.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm still rocking with that pig. I Man, who's had gout.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I'm global school.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, so much.

[Jase Robertson]

So we got squirrel.

[Martin]

No, Nobody. Nobody in here with the cow.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, see, that's what that was up in the air.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I just. I get tired of beef. I don't know why I don't get.

[Jase Robertson]

Tired of beef, but I think so.

[Si Robertson]

Wait a minute.

[Willie Robertson]

You know why? Because I don't have beef.

[Si Robertson]

Bacon, the tenderloin. I Beef tenderloin. The way Stone cooked it.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I mean, yeah, but after a.

[Jase Robertson]

While, like, can I wrap the shrimp and bacon? Because it's still shrimp.

[Willie Robertson]

You come to my house, you can wrap anything.

[Si Robertson]

You wrap anything in bacon.

[Jase Robertson]

So I'm glad this isn't like a real scenario because that.

[Martin]

That was a good question.

[Jase Robertson]

That would just make me a.

[Willie Robertson]

That you come to.

[Jase Robertson]

Bummer.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh. The thing is, you just have to choose as a group of people that you like to be around. Like I everybody pick something different, and then that way we can all share. You want bacon wrapped shrimp? Come over to Martin's house. You know?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, you should. Wait, cow man, you getting stuck with chicken. Every restaurant in America got a chicken.

[Willie Robertson]

You don't have a chicken. I'll tell you what you want. If I come over to your crib, you're going to have a bunch of thighless chickens is all I got.

[Si Robertson]

Real.

[Jase Robertson]

I love it.

[Willie Robertson]

What's your favorite piece of chicken? I bet it's a breast, ain't it?

[Martin]

No, I'm a thigh man.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, okay.

[Jase Robertson]

If you had a thigh man, then get out.

[Martin]

Yeah, I'm a thigh man.

[Willie Robertson]

I just wondered how country club we were.

[Jase Robertson]

No chicken breast is like, I was.

[Willie Robertson]

Making sure that Squire Creek indoctrination hadn't gotten too hot.

[Si Robertson]

That's the worst part.

[Willie Robertson]

Over.

[Jase Robertson]

That's worth Alice's Spring chicken.

[Martin]

Love to have you come.

[Jase Robertson]

Anyways, one day I'm gonna memorize this number.

[Willie Robertson]

318-21-5-6559.

[Jase Robertson]

I literally search it in the emails every time.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

318-215-6559. Hunter's gonna listen, and then he'll. If you. If Hunter deems you worthy, he'll play it. And Hunter's an eclectic redneck, so remember that when calling in.

[Willie Robertson]

Go ahead, Hunter. Hey, guys, this is Malachi from Malachi.

[Jase Robertson]

Malachi from. I mean, the Bible.

[Willie Robertson]

Jerusalem Malachi.

[Jase Robertson]

Let's know where he's from.

[Si Robertson]

Virginia.

[Willie Robertson]

Virginia?

[Jase Robertson]

Really? Standard voice, Hard to guess.

[Willie Robertson]

Indiana.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Somewhere up there. I'm gonna go with Ohio. O h, I o.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, guys, this is Malachi from Blaine, Washington. I was wondering, if you were the last person on Earth, what would be the first thing you would do? Thanks.

[Jase Robertson]

Love your podcast. It's gonna get dark when you ask me that. I don't like being alone, friend.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I was the last person on earth. Guess what? There wouldn't be nobody else left. I mean, we're a zero. I'm out. You ain't leaving me here alone.

[Jase Robertson]

I take it back. I would explore some places.

[Willie Robertson]

Would you?

[Jase Robertson]

Area 51. We're gonna find out what was happening there.

[Willie Robertson]

How you gonna get there?

[Jase Robertson]

In a car?

[Martin]

An airplane.

[Willie Robertson]

An airplane?

[Jase Robertson]

I ain't flying no dead gum airplane by myself, y'all. What if I die?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Who.

[Jase Robertson]

Who are we gonna call to fix me?

[Willie Robertson]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Jase Robertson]

No, if everybody's gone. They actually made a TV show about that.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, it was called Last man on Earth. Actually, you're gonna die. Four episodes were decent.

[Si Robertson]

You're going to die of loneliness.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah. That's eventually going to drive you. Yeah, but I got like, three or four months. Like, we gonna go read all the stuff that's happening in the White House.

[Willie Robertson]

You go in oval office.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, for sure. I'm gonna take a picture. I'm gonna post it the Instagram and get no likes. But I'm gonna do it.

[Willie Robertson]

Like, I get no.

[Martin]

Are there dead people all around? I mean, was it raptured? Did everybody leave at once?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

That's what I'm wondering.

[Jase Robertson]

Rapture. That sucks.

[Martin]

That's why.

[Si Robertson]

Because I can think.

[Jase Robertson]

I ain't trying to judge people, but I can think of some people should be behind me in life.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

What did I do to deserve.

[Willie Robertson]

There's a few on the list that should still be here. If I. Last one, that's all I'm Saying I.

[Martin]

Was going to be struggling with some shame.

[Willie Robertson]

Now there ain't no doubt there's going to be some at least before me. I get that.

[Jase Robertson]

Fine with that. But I'm not last.

[Willie Robertson]

I know my place in line. I like to think I'm the healthy part of the curve, but, you know, like. Yeah. If I'm last. That's wild. I don't know. What do you do?

[Jase Robertson]

You go places.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but I just don't know how you get there.

[Jase Robertson]

You drive.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Anybody's car, they're gone, ain't using it.

[Willie Robertson]

You're going across the ocean.

[Jase Robertson]

No. No. You're stuck in America. Yeah, which I'm gonna be stuck somewhere by myself. God bless the usa. You know what I'm saying, baby?

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, you ain't gonna go to Mexico?

[Jase Robertson]

Like, I ain't got no explorations in Mexico.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Jase Robertson]

I don't need to see any of that.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I'd have to. I have. There's a couple of things down there I need to go look at. Like all them doves and like, the animals are cinnamon.

[Jase Robertson]

You can drive to Mexico, no problem if nobody's left to guard it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

It's easy. You can bike all the way.

[Si Robertson]

I'd like to see that place where they strained the piano wire across the canyon.

[Willie Robertson]

Wait, what?

[Si Robertson]

Grand one. They string one piano wire across the canyon down there and then pick up hundreds of doves because they're flying through.

[Willie Robertson]

That canyon and cut their head off.

[Si Robertson]

Well, it just kills them and they pick them up.

[Willie Robertson]

How do you know this?

[Jase Robertson]

Because Mexicans are genius. He's the most interesting man in the world and he's done it all.

[Martin]

You've already googled him. You've already fact checked without the computer.

[Jase Robertson]

And.

[Martin]

And it's. He just knows this stuff.

[Jase Robertson]

It's a PBS guy.

[Si Robertson]

PBS has got a good station.

[Willie Robertson]

Don't fact check him.

[Jase Robertson]

It's the only part of the government that psy agrees with is the Public Broadcasting Service.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, hey, they got a good show.

[Jase Robertson]

They make good TV.

[Si Robertson]

I make good TV.

[Jase Robertson]

Where would you rank?

[Si Robertson]

They make some wild TV too.

[Willie Robertson]

You know what I can tell about SA today? He has been on 48 hours of doctor's orders to not do anything. And buddy, he has thrived.

[Si Robertson]

I. I needed that break too.

[Willie Robertson]

You needed some rest, didn't you? Tired.

[Si Robertson]

You're the.

[Willie Robertson]

From how active you are.

[Jase Robertson]

He is.

[Si Robertson]

I. For about three days. I didn't get any sleep.

[Willie Robertson]

Didn't get no sleep.

[Si Robertson]

I was in pain.

[Martin]

Ribs.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh.

[Si Robertson]

After that and my. My pain tolerance is still low pain tolerance.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, send us out of here.

[Jase Robertson]

Verse of the day. I'm going just verse the day, which happens to be one of my favorite verses.

[Martin]

Bible Gateway.

[Jase Robertson]

2 Corinthians 12, 9. But he said to me, my grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness. Therefore, I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses so that Christ's power may rest on me.

[Martin]

Love it.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. Amen.

[Jase Robertson]

It's a solid one.

[Willie Robertson]

Welcome back, Zach.