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John David Robertson
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. This is the all new Ashamed podcast. So, as you can see, actually, technically, we're unashamed because we'll just go record anywhere. So we're unashamed of where we. We go. And we decided we'd come into this room.
Martin Robertson
I don't know what to do with
John David Robertson
my hands because it needs some joy. It needs some laughter, light, if you will. You know, I have question.
Si Robertson
And it needs some light.
John David Robertson
Yeah. I don't know about this dramatic lighting. I don't. I don't get it.
Philip Robertson
But, yeah, it's also talking to this thing.
Martin Robertson
It's very. It's.
Philip Robertson
There's a smell coming from it, you know?
John David Robertson
Well, that's him. Yeah. You don't mind your fireplace?
Martin Robertson
There's a lot of stuff going.
John David Robertson
There's a fireplace, a coffee pot, and somebody's way too big. Blue shirt.
Si Robertson
Hey. Hey.
Martin Robertson
Spilled macmillan shirt, by the way.
John David Robertson
There ain't no way you wear that.
Philip Robertson
Okay.
John David Robertson
Man, you both could get in that.
Si Robertson
Really?
Martin Robertson
I would get up and go, oh,
John David Robertson
it's got your name tag on it.
Philip Robertson
Thank you, jd.
Si Robertson
Hey.
Philip Robertson
Hey.
John David Robertson
You appear small. This room is strange to the naked eye. Let's just say that. Whatever that's worth, if anything.
Philip Robertson
No, just be quiet.
John David Robertson
Okay.
Martin Robertson
It's been a while, though.
John David Robertson
It has been a while. We took a week off. Well, a week off from this, but I had a. I had a pretty good. I had a pretty good run of a week last week, so that.
Martin Robertson
What have you been doing?
Si Robertson
I've been on the road.
Philip Robertson
Traveling.
Si Robertson
He's a traveling.
John David Robertson
Me too. You may need to move that mic closer to your face. I don't know, Hunter. Does he.
Philip Robertson
I can. There you go. That's better.
John David Robertson
There you go. That's a lot better.
Si Robertson
Yeah, well, I've been traveling. We.
Philip Robertson
Felipe, we had to go to innovative dental.
Si Robertson
That's right. We had.
Martin Robertson
Oh, you got your teeth fixed.
Si Robertson
Well. Well, no, this is the last.
Philip Robertson
The last stage before his permanent ones.
Si Robertson
Well, I went up there. Okay. Because I've got what they call. You got to speak the lingo.
Philip Robertson
Gingivitis.
Si Robertson
No, I've got. My healing teeth are in.
John David Robertson
Okay.
Si Robertson
Because I can. In October, Doc pulled all of the teeth I had in my head, which wasn't many. And doing it. While he was doing it, he gave me two black eyes. I remember.
John David Robertson
We remember that.
Martin Robertson
I was sad.
Si Robertson
So then now I came back to get my permanent teeth.
John David Robertson
Okay.
Si Robertson
Well, they had to see how far my gums have went down.
John David Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Also, the teeth that I've got them wore down some.
John David Robertson
Okay.
Si Robertson
So they're taking measurements and X rays and all this to make the final tune up on my set of permanent teeth. And then I go back, what, April.
Philip Robertson
April.
John David Robertson
We can call you April 9th. Yep.
Si Robertson
And then they put in the real ones.
John David Robertson
Okay. There you go. So how are things? Good.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah.
John David Robertson
I mean, they feel good about it.
Si Robertson
They was real pleased with when they took these out and could see my gums, that my gums are, you know, healing, have healed, but, you know.
John David Robertson
Did you go home and bite Ms. Christine on a booty?
Si Robertson
No. Hey, hey.
Philip Robertson
It's never been said in this room.
John David Robertson
Yeah. I'm trying to liven up the room. So if I go a little aggressive,
Philip Robertson
a light just came on, too. Yeah. What does that mean?
Martin Robertson
I did watch a clip of Unashamed the other day, and Jay's like, I mean, I was kind of hoping that we could procreate in heaven.
Si Robertson
It's funny you said that, because when I was getting ready to go, she said, well, I think when you come back, your teeth will be beaten bigger.
John David Robertson
Bigger.
Si Robertson
I said, well, I don't know about that. She said, well, hey, you. You know, when I. When she said that, I always thought back, you know, because when we was teenagers, you know, especially Tommy, when Tommy was smile, all you could see was big, big teeth. Yeah.
Martin Robertson
Got big teeth.
Si Robertson
So that may be true. Oh, yeah.
Martin Robertson
This is. I. I don't know what the situation is in this room, but it's. It's different.
Si Robertson
But this was. This trip was actually fun. Yeah, we're up there and we're in the lake of Ozarks is where Jesse lives.
Philip Robertson
This place is huge.
Si Robertson
And they said, hey, you want to go on a boat ride?
Philip Robertson
Yeah, well, we were fishing first.
Si Robertson
Yeah. Yeah, we're fishing off the dock first, you know, and they said, we only go on a boat ride. And he said, it's a pretty, pretty nice little boat. Yeah. So when the thing pulls up, I walk over to it, I said, this is pretty nice little canoe you got here, you know, two million dollar okay yacht. And I said, hey, by the way, when we got on, hey, would you like to drive it?
Martin Robertson
That's not.
Si Robertson
I said, be careful. What you.
Philip Robertson
Now, they didn't tell any of us that Sai was possibly gonna drive it.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Philip Robertson
I said, hey, just keep that in mind.
Si Robertson
What you say?
John David Robertson
Did you.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah.
Martin Robertson
Who fell out?
Si Robertson
Yeah, I'm up there.
Philip Robertson
Everybody fell to the floor.
Si Robertson
Just easy, you know. And I'd ask him before, I said, you know what, what? Just think run. It's got three 600 motors on the back.
John David Robertson
Oh, okay.
Si Robertson
You know. And I said, what's, you know, what's speed on this thing? He said, probably run 52, maybe 55. So when I was playing with the deal, you know, I look back, I look back, I got a whole crew on the back, sitting down on the
Philip Robertson
back, relaxing time, taking it easy.
Si Robertson
So, hey, they laughing and hey, it was cold up there. So when I slammed that thing down, I went from zero to 52 in just about four seconds. And everybody was the next thing I know, the stampede from there to get where it's warm, get inside that baby. Because the wind started blowing real bad. But it was, hey, it was fun to drive.
Philip Robertson
You ain't afraid to drive anything.
Si Robertson
I was just amazed. If you move that steering wheel, that whole boat reacted to it.
John David Robertson
Oh, yeah, you got 1800 horses.
Si Robertson
But I'm just saying I wasn't ready for that.
Philip Robertson
Nobody else was either.
Si Robertson
Nobody. Nobody sitting down was either.
John David Robertson
Yeah, you shouldn't.
Si Robertson
Yeah. Somebody said, man overboard. I said, did I actually throw somebody overboard? And they said, no, we're just hitting the bag. He said, but it was close.
Martin Robertson
So we've got yacht covered. You had monster truck covered.
Si Robertson
You, you. Oh, yeah.
John David Robertson
Have you ever seen the show Ozark?
Martin Robertson
Very family friendly.
John David Robertson
Yeah, you probably don't know.
Si Robertson
I don't think it is.
Martin Robertson
I've never seen it.
John David Robertson
I mean, you, you would like it. I think it's about drug money and all that stuff up there. But. But there, I mean, it's on Lake of the Ozark. So you see all that stuff?
Si Robertson
No, no.
Philip Robertson
How big is that lake size?
John David Robertson
Huge.
Si Robertson
Well, it's 90 miles. And then they told me the shoreline, which is in the thousands of acres.
John David Robertson
Yeah. Huge. It's a big pond.
Si Robertson
Well, it looked like a giant dragon. Yeah, they had. They had the lake on the wall.
John David Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
You know, like, it covered.
John David Robertson
That's a big.
Si Robertson
Covered, like 14ft.
John David Robertson
Full of bass.
Si Robertson
Oh, no. Big old crappy, too.
John David Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Yeah, the guy fried them. Fried a bunch of crappie for.
John David Robertson
How were they good?
Si Robertson
Oh, they was good.
Philip Robertson
Fantastic.
Si Robertson
He cooked it three or four different ways. He cooked, you know, because I told him. I said, y' all need to try, you know, mustard fried.
John David Robertson
Huh?
Si Robertson
So they did, and they told me. Okay.
Philip Robertson
And that was fantastic.
John David Robertson
Okay, look.
Si Robertson
And I've had the name, how you cook it. 90% of the mustard fries.
John David Robertson
You ate all that? So they don't know if they like it or not. Yeah.
Si Robertson
I'm serious.
Martin Robertson
You ate all of it?
Si Robertson
Yeah, he ate a bunch. He cooked it for me and he put it in front of me. I said, y'. All. Y' all need to taste it. I said, because I'm going to eat it.
Philip Robertson
And that's all you're going to get is a taste. Because I did go and taste it.
Martin Robertson
You just said, I don't want no cornmeal and threw your hand in there and turn your nose up at cornmeal.
Si Robertson
Well, no. No, I'm not. Hey. Since I've learned to put mustard and then flour on it.
John David Robertson
Yeah, you like that?
Si Robertson
Forget the cornmeal.
John David Robertson
I know he do.
Martin Robertson
Yeah, it's a great little seafood.
Si Robertson
I would rather have mustard fries.
John David Robertson
Yeah, but there's something about slinging one in a cornmeal jacket that's fun.
Si Robertson
Well. Well, now when you go to the
John David Robertson
go, you just have to ask the n O doctor.
Si Robertson
When you go from crappie to OP Then you go to cornmeal. Okay. I don't put belly meat.
Philip Robertson
Okay.
John David Robertson
I'll eat either one of them.
Si Robertson
Oh, well. Well, hey, with equal enthusiasm, any kind of fish like that, I'm gonna eat it.
Philip Robertson
I'm gonna eat all of it.
Martin Robertson
Speaking of cooking crappie, I do have a story to tell.
John David Robertson
Go ahead.
Martin Robertson
I had. I've had two very important visitors in the store in the last week while y' all were all traveling the world. Yeah, the first one was Jace Robert.
Philip Robertson
Jace came in the store.
John David Robertson
What he need?
Martin Robertson
Shiners.
John David Robertson
Oh, back on Willie's pond again.
Si Robertson
Did you.
Philip Robertson
Did you text Willie?
Martin Robertson
No.
John David Robertson
You text Jace for your.
Si Robertson
I love it. They stop hitting the jig. Go ahead. Well, this was an important.
Martin Robertson
He said, well, you know, Ms. K. Told me I need to catch her some crappie and cook them for her. So I said, oh, man, we getting. We're getting Ms. Kay.
Si Robertson
That's just his excuse to being on Willie's pond, maybe.
Martin Robertson
And so.
Si Robertson
Cause Willie ain't no get mad at Kay.
Martin Robertson
Well, that's true. So I might start using that as an excuse. So I never heard from Jace again. Didn't know anything that happened. I was like, well, hopefully she got some crappie. And then I haven't seen Kay in a while. She's living besides all of us in kind of the compound right there. And I'm on the front row, and I look out the window and a car pulls up. I said, is that K. Robertson at the Honey Hole? And I got so excited. And then whoever was driving her came in and said, hey, you have a visitor. I said, it is K. Oh, that's
John David Robertson
that deal you said?
Martin Robertson
Yeah, I went out there. Ms. K. Was driving around town with her friends that were headed to Sonic, but she came by the Honey Hole. They were going to get a drink, man. I mean, you know, Ms. K still.
John David Robertson
Why did she come to the Corn dog?
Martin Robertson
They were driving by and she said, pulling there, I want to say hey to John David. Which made me feel special, but not as special as the next line, she said. I said, well, did Jace catch you any crappie? She said, no, he couldn't catch anything.
John David Robertson
Oh.
Martin Robertson
So I got the report that Jace did not catch. So we've got to figure out a way to catch.
John David Robertson
I guess I just ain't go drop her off. So.
Philip Robertson
Hey, I've been in that pond and caught him easily.
John David Robertson
Uh.
Philip Robertson
Oh, well, S. Was with me.
John David Robertson
You were there, too.
Martin Robertson
I think they might all be.
Philip Robertson
You were there.
John David Robertson
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Martin Robertson
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John David Robertson
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Martin Robertson
But she did ask about the duck call room.
John David Robertson
Is she coming?
Martin Robertson
I had said, we need to have her own. She goes, I'd love that.
John David Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
And.
Martin Robertson
And she said, have I ever told you, John David? I said, tell me what? She goes, you're my favorite out of all them podcasters.
Philip Robertson
Hey, she told me the same thing, John David.
Si Robertson
Yeah, she did.
Martin Robertson
Don't. I don't care.
Si Robertson
Don't tell me. If she tells everybody. She tells everybody.
Martin Robertson
No, she doesn't.
Si Robertson
She told me that it was the
Martin Robertson
best part of my day on Friday, so nobody take that from me.
John David Robertson
She's just trying to get discount.
Philip Robertson
Yeah, she's like, how much did Cricket snap?
John David Robertson
She just. She just trying to say, what you got for you?
Si Robertson
Matter of fact, she told me that Jason and Al's daughter and Nan and K was out. Out in front of the who place this. This afternoon when I come in.
Philip Robertson
In front of this building.
Si Robertson
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Philip Robertson
Anna or Alex.
Martin Robertson
You know that one.
John David Robertson
Anyway, he gets it. Honest.
Martin Robertson
Anyway, that was my K was doing great driving around town. She hadn't really been out much.
John David Robertson
Welcome back, Hunter.
Philip Robertson
Hey, Hunter.
Martin Robertson
What's Hunter?
John David Robertson
We're in a new room. He don't have a lot unsupervised for 15.
Philip Robertson
I'll just answer anything.
John David Robertson
Yeah, he big old.
Martin Robertson
I hate this room.
Philip Robertson
I've decided I'm claustrophobic in there.
Martin Robertson
We're all too close to each other. Me and Martin are touching each other's feet. I don't like it.
John David Robertson
Oh, well.
Si Robertson
Hey, hey. This is.
John David Robertson
He touched my leg.
Si Robertson
The Bible scholars.
Martin Robertson
Okay, well, I don't belong there.
Si Robertson
Well. Well, that's just. That's what I'm telling you.
Martin Robertson
I'm more of a Phil Robertson Bible man. Let's just keep it real, real simple, boys.
John David Robertson
Common sense, Christianity.
Philip Robertson
I like it.
John David Robertson
There you go. So I ran into.
Martin Robertson
And I'm Ms. K's favorite. You heard it.
John David Robertson
I ran into one of your. Your buddies this weekend. Doing what I was doing. I was to the Bassmaster Classic up in Knoxville, and I ran into one of your old pals.
Si Robertson
Who's that?
John David Robertson
Guess who, man by the name of Steve Harvey.
Si Robertson
Steve Harvey.
Philip Robertson
Hey, I'm your man.
Si Robertson
I'd like to get old Steve down here and have him on the podcast.
John David Robertson
Well, I asked. That's first thing I asked him. I said, uncle S won't know if you still want to go duck hunting.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
John David Robertson
He still don't.
Si Robertson
Come on. Don't let me get this right. Bunch of white boys with shotguns.
John David Robertson
He said that?
Si Robertson
And going out in the woods.
John David Robertson
He said that again.
Si Robertson
I don't think so.
Philip Robertson
Sigh. Where did you meet him at?
Si Robertson
Well, Family Feud. I don't know if it.
John David Robertson
He was there for that one.
Si Robertson
Well, no, he was. We was on the show and he was one of the guests, too.
Martin Robertson
Yeah, it was Jimmy Kimmel.
John David Robertson
Oh, Camel.
Si Robertson
Yeah, that's where it was.
Martin Robertson
Because nothing says America like Jimmy Kimmel.
John David Robertson
Got weird.
Si Robertson
Didn't even know. He just got left out. Jimmy was just there.
John David Robertson
That's the best show. Trust me. I've been a part of 500 and something of them.
Si Robertson
No, no, because I'm serious. Hey, yo, right, Me, me, Steve and Phil took over that joint.
John David Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
That night because, hey, Steve Hardy had had me rolling. Okay. Because I. Hey, you saw me funny. Okay. Because everything we said, he had turned it around.
John David Robertson
Oh, yeah?
Si Robertson
Yeah.
John David Robertson
He looked in our bag of fish, he said, that ain't it. He said, you should have been with me, man. I said, I know where you been. He said, where have I been? I said, you've been fishing with Luke Bryan, Kevin Van Dam and Bill Dance. I know where.
Si Robertson
I know who you've been with.
John David Robertson
He said, how you know that? I said, because Luke can't keep his mouth shut.
Si Robertson
That's right. Always flapping his gun.
John David Robertson
He said, you know, that boy does like to talk. Yeah.
Martin Robertson
I mean, it was Jimmy Fallon. Fallon. Odds that two grown men are still named Jimmy and they both have a night show. Hey, everybody become a gym man.
John David Robertson
Everybody's got a little Jimmy in them, you know, everybody got a little Jimmy
Si Robertson
is another one that can get away with a lot. Yeah. Only thing he's. He's don't.
John David Robertson
Oh, he's good. But he did ask about you. I told him he was doing good and he need to come down here and visit.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah, he does. He needs. He's welcome anytime.
John David Robertson
He can't say that he wasn't invited. I even told him to bring that white ass pro hat he was wearing.
Si Robertson
You don't have to plan it. I'm fine with you just. You just show up, Mr. Steve.
John David Robertson
Yeah, we'll make do. Yeah, we'll make a range.
Si Robertson
Something happened.
John David Robertson
Yeah, we'll make arrangements.
Philip Robertson
I hope he's got some good looking teeth too.
John David Robertson
If he went to the same place I did. I said. I said, you decided your teeth at the same place? He said, I don't know. Where'd he get. I said, somewhere in Missouri. He said, no, man. He said I wasn't going to Missouri to get teeth.
Philip Robertson
Hey, that's a hot hole.
John David Robertson
Oh, a lot of.
Martin Robertson
A lot of potential in Missouri.
John David Robertson
Yeah, I don't think. I don't think. Yeah, never mind.
Martin Robertson
Missouri.
Si Robertson
Hey, we love get him in the duck B. That would be cool.
Philip Robertson
No, he might go.
Martin Robertson
We can get him fishing.
John David Robertson
You could take him fishing.
Si Robertson
Well, hey, yeah. Johnny keep, you know, gowing me and Gowan and Steve.
John David Robertson
Oh yeah, he loved to fish. He loves to fish.
Martin Robertson
Oh no, we should go fishing with Steve. I'm gonna get left on the bank and I know it.
Philip Robertson
But we should go fishing.
John David Robertson
I got a boat Hammer.
Si Robertson
I think we'll be another boat Hammerman.
John David Robertson
Yeah, we'll be the chase boat.
Si Robertson
We'll take. We'll take him.
John David Robertson
Yeah. Steve Harvey. Boozy Godwin and Sigh.
Martin Robertson
Boozy.
John David Robertson
He fishes. Was he there? No, he wasn't there. But I know he got that pond now. That's all his like Instagram is a lot of.
Si Robertson
Who's that?
John David Robertson
He's a rapper from south Louisiana.
Martin Robertson
Oh, you don't listen to Boosie.
Si Robertson
I don't know.
Philip Robertson
What about Prime Time? Coach Prime.
John David Robertson
Coach Prime.
Philip Robertson
He's a fisherman.
Si Robertson
Y.
Philip Robertson
We get him.
Martin Robertson
Everybody's a fisherman. And when it comes down to it
John David Robertson
and one in some shape, form or fashion, everybody fishes.
Martin Robertson
Martin was in the celebrity pro am of the Bassmaster Classic, which is probably, I'm going to say it. Martin, who was you coolest thing you've ever done.
John David Robertson
Who'd I fish with?
Si Robertson
Yeah, who's boat?
John David Robertson
Gerald Swindle, good buddy of mine. Even though I invited G man over to. Because Gerald and our fans probably got a lot of crossover because Jared, because he's a professional, his eyes are more brown than yours. I'm just full of it. Oh, buddy. To the tip top. Yeah, to the tippity top. All of it. He's full of it.
Si Robertson
Wait a minute. My.
John David Robertson
I know your stops just below that level. He has go straight out the top. Blown out. But no, Gerald is a good buddy of mine and it was cool, man. Like he had. He had. His mom just passed away, like, two days prior to that. They had the service, and then he got in his truck and drove up there. I said, well, I'll be honest, I didn't think he was coming.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Philip Robertson
He said, I didn't think you'd show.
John David Robertson
He said, that woman raised a worker, and I gave my word I'd be here, so I'm here. And I said, well, let's go fishing. So, no, I mean, me and Gerald known each other probably for, I don't know, 15 years now, for a long time. So it was fun to fish with my buddy. We ain't win. We. We come in middle of the pack, but it was fun. I got to see a lot of cool people. Got to meet a lot of cool people like that that I would never have otherwise met. Well, I wouldn't have run into Steve Harvey if it ain't been for that. Got to talk to Randy Moss, which was cool. Teddy Bruschi, he was, you know, I kind of navigated towards the sports one. There was a bunch of that, because that's what I watched growing up. So, like. But the cool. I think. I'm not going to say the coolest ones, but the ones that I was blown away by are two wrestlers, and I don't watch wrestling. Yeah. Braun Breaker, and. Oh, man, I'm. Had to get on Instagram to look up the other one tonight. I don't remember his stage.
Si Robertson
That's so odd.
John David Robertson
But they were, like. They were awesome guys. And I was like. And they. They watched us. They loved everything about Duck Dynasty. And I told them same thing. I was like, man, y' all ever get bored? So I don't know. I'm sure. I'm sure we got some crossover demographics here that probably fit.
Martin Robertson
Wrestling, fishing, and ice.
Si Robertson
It's so wild that you. You. You met the. The wrestlers. Because that's like when I met the Undertaker. Undertaker.
John David Robertson
Oh, yeah.
Si Robertson
Yeah. You'd never think that guy would be. He's like a big teddy bear.
Martin Robertson
Did you hug him?
Si Robertson
Now, I know if you probably pissed him off, he'd take care of business, but he's just the most fantastic man to me.
John David Robertson
I did ask him. Two wrestlers. I said. I asked him, say, y' all want to go down to Truck Stop? And they said, looking at me like, why you want to go to the truck? And I said, well, I just want to go down there, spit on somebody, and see what you boys got. I said, I'm getting behind. I said, I'm going to see if that Stuff's real or pretend.
Si Robertson
Yeah, I'm going to poke the bear and watch you guys.
John David Robertson
But judging by their ears, you know, because they had them old swollen up collars like that. Yeah, like him. Other fighters got some of it's real thing. I ain't saying it's all real, but some of it's real if your ears look like it.
Martin Robertson
Oh, that Italian with the pizzas worked his way up the ranks too.
Si Robertson
I do say this for him, they are great stuntmen.
John David Robertson
Oh, man, they are.
Si Robertson
The stuff they pull off with the chairs and tables and all jumping off the ropes on top pizzas. If you was good, hey, somebody, you'd kill somebody.
John David Robertson
Oh, you know who else was there? Our friend Brody.
Martin Robertson
Shout to say hey to Brody. Yeah, I still can't do a handstand. Brody.
John David Robertson
Yeah, but one day he didn't even ask about it. I guess he figured that ship had sailed.
Si Robertson
Well, what two before hacksaw?
Philip Robertson
Dugan.
Si Robertson
Jim Dugan.
John David Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
When he come down, boy, it was cold as you.
John David Robertson
Oh, yeah, they got out purple.
Martin Robertson
The whole best job cold.
Si Robertson
But getting Willie they had on it. I know they had to be freezing their tail off.
John David Robertson
Look, sometimes you take a bite of something and you're immediately like, okay, that's legit. This is going to be a regular thing around here. And that is exactly what happened with trails beef for all of us, right?
Martin Robertson
It is delicious.
John David Robertson
Look, Tri tails is prime and upper choice beef from American cowboys and ranchers. And you will taste the difference the first time you cook it. Their steaks are aged to perfection and rival any steak you'd get at a steakhouse.
Si Robertson
Look, when you see it, you know this here is the real deal.
John David Robertson
How was that filet Si?
Si Robertson
Oh, look. Well, you can cook a steak that's like 3 inches thick and eat it with a spoon. Don't get no better than it's that tender.
Martin Robertson
I normally say it don't get no better than solid, but it don't get no better than tender.
John David Robertson
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Martin Robertson
At the Bassmaster.
John David Robertson
Yeah, at the Bassmaster deal. And they. They just had our name on table, so it wasn't like we just had assigned seats. Well, my seat just so happened to be by the bass player of the red clay strays, which apparently, you know, they're. They're a big thing, right? Yeah, like, they are. So Good time Andy, which is Instagram handle. Good Time Andy Sounds like a good time. Yeah. Oh, he was great, man, but he was cool. He had. Somebody had made him, like, a bunch of, like, baseball cards to sign, so it was hilarious. Like, he just had this little compartment of baseball cards, and he was. Well, I say, I guess they're technically music sign or music card. But no, man, there was a ton of cool. I mean, like, everybody you met there, super nice, super humble. The meet and greet ran over, like, an hour.
Martin Robertson
There you go.
John David Robertson
And everybody stay. I mean, so, like, even, you know, the Randy Mosses of the world, everybody honored their commitment, and it was. It was super cool, man.
Martin Robertson
Did Randy Moss say straight bass on me?
John David Robertson
No. I mean, I'm sure he did, but he didn't. While I was.
Martin Robertson
Man, I would have been like, can you just say it one time for me?
John David Robertson
He dropped the. You got Moss.
Si Robertson
That's first I've done. And I said, hey, you just got Moss.
John David Robertson
Yeah. Yeah. He. Who did? Oh, NASCAR driver Ross Chastain and David Mullins won the whole thing. So Mullins, I know him. He's a bass fisherman at Duck Hunt. So obviously we've met and hung out through the years, but Mullins lives on Douglas. The Mullins and their. Mullins and Chastain got in at the last minute. So in the words of the fishermen, they jackpoted us.
Martin Robertson
Yeah, home like.
John David Robertson
Yeah, home like, advantage and a lot. Sometimes that doesn't work, but in this one, it did. Because, you know, it's. I mean, you got everybody from every different level of outdoorsy background, like me, where Gerald didn't have to do anything that. Because he had both his Knees replaced. I did most of the stuff in the boat, like for him, just to give him a day off, but. And then you had people that were like, what? You know, like, Sadie was on that last episode. Which way do I hold this thing? How does this work? You know, so.
Martin Robertson
Oh, yeah. Doug Dynasty is back, by the way, everybody.
John David Robertson
Doug Dynasty. The revival were two episodes. Revival.
Martin Robertson
I hear episode three has got something in it, but I need to see it first before I. Oh, I don't
John David Robertson
even know what's it. What's episode three?
Martin Robertson
We'll have to wait and see. Be sure to tune in.
John David Robertson
They got previews coming out.
Martin Robertson
I hadn't seen them.
John David Robertson
Oh, I ain't either.
Martin Robertson
We're very early on in this thing.
John David Robertson
Oh, okay.
Martin Robertson
But they all go fishing and we will just leave it.
John David Robertson
Oh, that's when they come destroy your place.
Martin Robertson
Destroyed it.
Philip Robertson
Yeah, I heard episode this. This season. Episode one was really good.
John David Robertson
Yeah, I watched episode one Honored. I did not watch episode two because
Si Robertson
I didn't talk Willy. And let me dynamite his pond. What? No.
Philip Robertson
Look, I can't quit thinking about Willie's pond.
John David Robertson
Hey, D. Getting ready where he wants to go fishing. I'm going to take him fishing the next couple of weeks.
Martin Robertson
Why would you do that?
Si Robertson
Just to do it. So I say I do it.
John David Robertson
Just say I did.
Philip Robertson
He's fish hunger. He done got fish hungry outside.
John David Robertson
I got think about fishing. I'm taking fishing once it warms back up.
Martin Robertson
Yeah, because two days of this.
John David Robertson
Yeah. This major cold front, man, I hadn't seen.
Si Robertson
I was telling everybody about that. I said, yo. I said, they were telling me, oh, it's getting hot. I said, no. I said, they don't get. I said, hey, we got a one more good cold snap coming.
John David Robertson
Winter ain't never over till Easter.
Si Robertson
No, no. I said, hey. I said, what is it? What's the date? The middle of. Middle of.
Philip Robertson
Yeah, March.
Si Robertson
I said, oh, no. Before the end of March here. There's going to be a cold snap. And it may last two weeks and get real cold.
John David Robertson
Well, it got real rough last night with him. An hour wind.
Si Robertson
Oh, my God, it was cold up in Missouri.
John David Robertson
Yeah, it was.
Philip Robertson
We didn't even bring a jacket with us.
Si Robertson
Yeah, I dressed too lightly.
John David Robertson
Well, you should have seen me on that fishing tournament. I would. I came from a turkey hunt in South Florida to get to there, so I ain't have nothing.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
John David Robertson
And then we're sitting at the boat ramp putting in, and it starts snowing.
Si Robertson
Oh, no.
John David Robertson
And I'm like, no, this ain't Good. They were like, are we going to postpone the start of it? And they're like, no.
Si Robertson
Every time we went somewhere in the truck, you know, he had arrow. I'd cut the air off, turn on the heater wide open, hit seven. Okay. Turn on my. My hot seat for my butts in my car seat. He'd say he'd reached over and be turning it down. I said, don't fool with my side.
John David Robertson
Yeah, leave mine.
Philip Robertson
He had it 100 degrees on his side.
Martin Robertson
Y' all were the one car that I never understood why you need a passenger and a driver. Temperature.
Philip Robertson
Now, you know, y' all had 100 on one side.
Si Robertson
I'm burning up. Yeah, he's over burning up, and I'm telling me, hey, turn. Turn the heater back on.
Martin Robertson
What does that do?
Si Robertson
It's a fan.
Philip Robertson
This side's hot, and this side's freezing cold.
Martin Robertson
Does it work?
John David Robertson
Yes. Got a little deal in the middle that can open and shut the door.
Si Robertson
It don't go past the stupid.
Philip Robertson
He's over there warm. But look, he left that. That butt warmer on for about four hours. I said, sigh, you better turn it on.
Si Robertson
Look, I left it on. We walked, went all the way up there, come back, and I got out, and I barely could walk. And I said, my butt is sore. And Philip said, well, when you cook. When you cook a butt roast, you know, for about eight hours, you gonna have.
John David Robertson
Especially one that ain't got no fat on.
Philip Robertson
Okay, I gotta tell y' all something. I've never heard this before, but we had a couple weeks ago, we had innovative dental people come, the guys that have been working on Size Teeth and their team, and we had a zydeco band at my house. We cook crawfish.
John David Robertson
Oh, yeah. I was flying out the next morning. But anyway, I was doing family time,
Philip Robertson
so we got to get up and sing and have fun. But Psy ate five pounds of crawfish,
Si Robertson
and I don't even like crawfish.
Martin Robertson
Well, then why would you eat five pounds of something?
John David Robertson
He loved it.
Si Robertson
No, because, hey, he was over, you know, and he said, you want a little bit? I said, yeah. So look, he loaded the platter.
Philip Robertson
I could be the best crawfish cooker around.
John David Robertson
You cooked them?
Si Robertson
Yeah.
John David Robertson
There you go.
Si Robertson
No, it's like, hey, most of the time, they're real. I end up cutting my fingers, fingernails, my thumbs when I'm peeling them, and then I pull out and break off and don't come out easier. Well, he, you know, I said, hey, you actually really did A good job of these. I said, what'd you do to make them so tender? And then where they just come out of the shell dick of butter. And he said, hey, that's it. Boom. That's it.
John David Robertson
Boom.
Si Robertson
You know? So I said, well, hey, why don't everybody. Why don't they do it? All of them do it. But I think they are. Some of them cook them too long.
Philip Robertson
Yeah, that's what. That's probably what did you.
John David Robertson
What, What. What were your extras? Because those are always my favorite part of a crawfish.
Martin Robertson
It's the most important.
Philip Robertson
So we had the potatoes, corn. We had sausage.
John David Robertson
That's for all them pilgrims.
Philip Robertson
Mushrooms.
John David Robertson
Okay, now we're the good stuff.
Martin Robertson
Yeah, but you haven't thrown anything exotic in yet.
John David Robertson
No Brussels sprout?
Philip Robertson
No, no, couldn't do it.
Martin Robertson
The brussels sprouts are flyer.
Philip Robertson
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Si Robertson
Hold on. Before we go, the flaw.
Philip Robertson
When he said, philip, these are the best crawfish I've ever had to everybody. No, he don't. I never heard him say anything good like that.
John David Robertson
That's a rare Robertson cooking company.
Si Robertson
No, no, because I. Everyone, you know, when I crawfish, I. You know, if they give me the full platter, three quarters of still be on there. Well, I'm digging around, you know, to find one more crawfish. I looked and I looked. I looked at Blake. Blake was sitting beside me, and I said, I think this whole.
John David Robertson
How many pounds you cook?
Si Robertson
And then he told me 100. He said, that platter full is.
John David Robertson
So you got your four sacks.
Si Robertson
Yeah, yeah, but that was the best cross.
Philip Robertson
Okay, but. But here's how it ended. He said, and this. The Robertson came out in him. He said, those were so good, those crawfish. I was like, well, thank you, sir. He said, the potatoes sucked.
Si Robertson
No, no, I didn't care for the potatoes. But your one flaw is, hey, you. You need to add a little more hot. Hot stuff.
John David Robertson
Not hot enough.
Si Robertson
It wasn't hot enough. Was the corn.
Martin Robertson
But then the corn would be unbearable.
Si Robertson
No, it wouldn't.
John David Robertson
And the mushrooms would be just a little lava.
Si Robertson
Hey, most of them. Hey, if you ate. Yo.
Philip Robertson
No, no. Hey, you got your hot. When we got. He sent me into the. To the convenience store. He said, philip, give me some potato.
Si Robertson
Hold on.
Philip Robertson
Give me some.
Si Robertson
He left the bag in Missouri.
Philip Robertson
Okay.
Si Robertson
Yes.
John David Robertson
Yeah.
Philip Robertson
He said, give me some hot ones. So I walked in. They didn't have it. They had some knockoff brands. So I got those.
Si Robertson
They had.
Philip Robertson
And I brought some hot fries.
Si Robertson
These sticks.
Philip Robertson
He started Eating hot fries. His eyes were watering.
Si Robertson
He was sitting there crying, but he
Philip Robertson
couldn't quit eating them.
Si Robertson
Hey, no, no. Like an idiot, I grabbed two, okay? Threw them in my mouth, chewed them up real quick. And I'm sitting there and he's laughing because I got tears running down my eyes. He said, what's wrong? I said, this crap is hot. I said, pull it to Dairy Queen over there. Give me a darn milkshake. I said, I'm burning it up. I said. I said, don't ever buy the sticks. What were they like?
John David Robertson
The Flamin Hot.
Philip Robertson
Flaming hot.
Si Robertson
They hot?
John David Robertson
Oh, yeah. I see kids walking around eating all this Flamin Hot stuff all the time. And I'm like, how do you do that?
Si Robertson
Because, hey, I ate about four of them after. After I drank my malt. Suck this dry. Okay. Fast, too, yo. He said, you don't see. I said, throw that crap away. I ain't eating no more. I just got cooled off, dummy.
Martin Robertson
I don't get those. Those snacks. Carter's into them Flamin Hot Cheetos.
Si Robertson
They're like, Cheetos. You know what I'm talking about?
John David Robertson
Yeah, he just had a Carter, like, inflaming hot Cheetos.
Si Robertson
And then blue Takis. That changes. Hey, I'm serious.
John David Robertson
Did he say he blew a hole in his underwear?
Martin Robertson
He said that set his whole rear end on fire.
Si Robertson
I'm telling you, we need to get
Martin Robertson
you some of them blue Takis. They're blue, so you know they're not hot.
John David Robertson
That sounds like Cool Ranch.
Martin Robertson
They are bright royal blue, and they come out purple because they're mixed with the blood of your gu. Because tears you up.
John David Robertson
Yeah, I don't like hot stuff.
Si Robertson
Okay. I enjoy stuff. Okay? But, hey, no.
John David Robertson
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Si Robertson
I don't want.
John David Robertson
I don't want to not be able to taste anything.
Si Robertson
I told y' all this.
Martin Robertson
Get your bag of blue tacos.
Si Robertson
Mama signed Soup in Vietnam. Yeah, she puts these little old bitty just like. It's just a tiny round pepper. But if you have a cold, and I mean a bad one, if you got a bad cold, just go down and get a mama son soup. You ain't got no cold no more. It'll burn it out of your body.
Martin Robertson
Mama san suit.
Si Robertson
Oh, but hey, look, here's the deal. Don't let one in peppers touch your lips. Because, hey, if it touches your lip, it's immediately a blister forms.
John David Robertson
Really?
Si Robertson
That crap is hot.
Martin Robertson
We need to have Amazon. Yeah, we have an episode like, hey, just try.
Si Robertson
That's super.
John David Robertson
No, I still feel bad about him taking that big old plug of horseradish that time.
Martin Robertson
I love horseradish.
Philip Robertson
Where was that?
Si Robertson
Hey, that's junk was hot in there.
John David Robertson
Oh, yeah. He said, oh, this stuff ain't. I bet it ain't hot. I said, be careful now. Yeah, it's very hot on the package. A whole teaspoon.
Si Robertson
Yeah, I just took a big spoon of it when I got in my mouth. I mean, hey, the fumes were burning my hairs out of my nose and I went,
John David Robertson
they say, yeah, that one meant it.
Si Robertson
You saw that. Hey, wouldn't that boy said hot on it. Hey, you better trust it. It hot. Yeah, my nose.
Martin Robertson
Oh, man. Hot food. Well, hey, congratulations on a great crawfish boy.
Si Robertson
Thank you. They were. They were.
Martin Robertson
It's a shame that your potatoes me
Si Robertson
to say it then. I didn't know I ate five pounds for me to say it.
Martin Robertson
It must have been good.
John David Robertson
What was wrong with the tater? They weren't cooked or.
Si Robertson
Well, it didn't have no flavor to it. That's why I was telling them, hey.
Philip Robertson
Because I didn't want to mix them all together.
Martin Robertson
Just rub it around.
Si Robertson
The heat needs to be enough for when you eat the corn. Yo, you still. You still feel it? It's burning.
Martin Robertson
Yeah. Whenever I boil crawfish, I always screw
Si Robertson
up the corn because usually when it's
Philip Robertson
really right, that's easy to do.
Si Robertson
You'll sit there for like two hours afterward and probably have to go the ice and get a chunk of ice out of ice tray and rub it on your lip to make it cool down.
Martin Robertson
I don't know how people enjoy that.
John David Robertson
Yeah, that ain't no fun.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah, it is.
John David Robertson
Yeah, I ain't either. I've been waiting for it to get to a more palatable price per pound.
Martin Robertson
It ain't getting there, bubba.
John David Robertson
Oh, yeah, it'll get there.
Si Robertson
I'll tell you what you do.
John David Robertson
Get down to $5 pound, they have
Si Robertson
a bunch of crappie and cut them up in just like nuggets.
Philip Robertson
Put your mic up below.
Martin Robertson
You're gonna boil crappie.
Si Robertson
No, no, no. I'm saying, hey, put them in the crawfish bowl.
Martin Robertson
That's boiled crappie.
Si Robertson
All right. And get them the flavor.
John David Robertson
Soak them in that. And then.
Si Robertson
Oh, no, that'd be. That'd be good. Really good. You could eat. They even frown and then drop them in there.
Philip Robertson
That's right.
Si Robertson
It kind of marinate in the crawfish bowl.
Martin Robertson
I went through this stage where every Louisiana kid goes through when they're boiling their crawfish. Every year, the first time you bought a fried Addie and your next thing you know, you got deep fried Oreos and you're gaining £20. But I've. I've boiled everything you could probably boil in a crawfish. Boy. And I don't think fish would be.
Si Robertson
You think the pizza didn't? Well, I just think. Hey, I think would be fine.
Philip Robertson
I've never had pineapples.
Martin Robertson
Average.
Si Robertson
Next time I get any fish food in it for him, I'm going to cut it up little chunks and then mustard it, flour it, and fry it. And then I'll have to make me some kind of sauce to let it marinate in.
Martin Robertson
You're going to marinade?
John David Robertson
I Ain't bringing you none if that's what you're gonna do.
Si Robertson
Oh, no.
Philip Robertson
Hey, Brussels sprouts, I don't like them with. I mean, yeah, for real.
Martin Robertson
You like them. You're just not eating them. You're not cooking them right.
John David Robertson
Oh, man, I love Brussels.
Martin Robertson
Brussels sprouts got a bad rap on from.
John David Robertson
They're so good. They are so good. Yeah, they give you some gas.
Si Robertson
I love them little baby.
John David Robertson
Little baby cabbages. You be tooting all night.
Philip Robertson
Give me some gas. Well, I know he's got the worst gas.
Si Robertson
Don't do it. Oh, no.
Martin Robertson
If he got bad gas, you don't want Brussels sprouts. Yeah, they do to your farts what asparagus does.
Si Robertson
I'll give you a courtesy roll down.
Philip Robertson
That's a rule.
John David Robertson
Yeah.
Martin Robertson
Y' all say he complimented his crawfish. And he rolls the window down and he rips gas.
John David Robertson
We ain't brunching.
Si Robertson
Well, I could leave it shut and then just marinating that. Wait till the silent but deli gets to you.
John David Robertson
That's the funnest thing about being a driver and having window locked. You just reach over, you just.
Si Robertson
Well, y', all. If you just lock it when you're gonna get hit if you do with me. That's why Brussels sprouts, you. You hit for a treat.
John David Robertson
We're gonna see which one of us survive.
Si Robertson
Yeah, I'll bust the window.
John David Robertson
Now. We ate brunch at a place in Knoxville that had Brussels sprouts as an appetizer. And I was like, I ain't ever started my day with them, but bring them on out here. Why not? Well, y' all remember. Well, I don't know if anybody remember this other me beside my. On season one of Doug Dynasty, we had crawfish for the family dinner on one of them because, you know, Louisiana, you got to. Or whatever we got done. And one of the crew was like, y' all ain't gonna eat them? Like, no, they're trash. I mean, they got them catered from somewhere. They were awful. But one of them just walked up there, grabbed the whole frigging crawfish, and just went. I was like, I don't think that's how this go. I said, you gonna have a little calcium. But, you know, how do people not know that?
Martin Robertson
Have you ever seen somebody bite the head of a lobster?
Si Robertson
People? Well, no, no. Cause I. I don't remember who it was. It was somebody in my family. They went down south, got a bunch of shrimp. I think it was Judy the first time she cooked shrimp. She left the shell on the head.
John David Robertson
Shell everything.
Si Robertson
The whole thing. Just put a batter on it. Friday's going well.
John David Robertson
There's him. There's some people that eat shrimp heads or something. They call them, like, spiders or something. They like, tempura fry them or something.
Martin Robertson
I thought you were talking about the people. I was like, they call them, like, Japanese.
John David Robertson
No, no, but they just take the part that ain't got that horn on it and fried the shrimp head.
Si Robertson
That's like the South Louisiana people.
Philip Robertson
Soft shell crab.
Si Robertson
Oh, they just eat, you know, they break the tail off, suck the guts out of the other part, then eat the tail.
John David Robertson
That's the best way to do it. You don't. You didn't suck the heads on them.
Philip Robertson
I like the juice.
Si Robertson
Yeah, you get the juice. I only eat your tail.
Martin Robertson
Oh, he's a protein man.
John David Robertson
You want them pilgrims?
Si Robertson
Yeah, yeah, I'm a pilgrim. Call me pilgrim. Whatever.
John David Robertson
You want them pilgrims, man.
Si Robertson
I ain't eating heads, but if you
Philip Robertson
haven't had soft shell.
John David Robertson
Oh, I'll even take my finger and run it up in there, son. Get that yellow fat out of there. Gosh.
Si Robertson
Well, no, no, that's like soft. Shel. Yes.
Philip Robertson
That's excellent.
Si Robertson
You eat the whole crab.
John David Robertson
Yeah, Eat him all. Yeah.
Si Robertson
And I. I didn't believe it at first. Then we. Me and Stone went somewhere, and when we got ready to go, the guy said, hey, I've got a bunch of, you know, fresh soft shell crap. And I said, I don't want you junk. I don't like crap. And Stone said, hey, we'll take it all up.
John David Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
So we come home and Stone cooks it.
John David Robertson
Yeah, yeah. Split him down the middle and fry him. He's good.
Philip Robertson
I got in on that bag.
Si Robertson
Hey, I ate the whole thing.
Martin Robertson
How do then duck back at food?
John David Robertson
Because it's the one thing that brings everybody together. Same. We close every duck dynasty with a family.
Si Robertson
Time I get through this podcast, I'll be starving.
Martin Robertson
I am.
John David Robertson
The good news is we've just about done with this.
Martin Robertson
I don't have a computer today, so I don't know what.
John David Robertson
We're scared all of it, man.
Martin Robertson
I'm asking Allison what's for dinner right now. Are you probably right.
Philip Robertson
Well, please tell us when.
John David Robertson
You know, I leave here. I got to get back on the road for another day of travel.
Si Robertson
So he's just.
Martin Robertson
Just a traveling man.
John David Robertson
Just a traveler.
Philip Robertson
Travel.
John David Robertson
I'm a traveler. But no, it'd be fun. It's fine. Head up to Mount Pleasant, Texas, for a Day.
Martin Robertson
So what you doing in Mount Pleasant?
John David Robertson
Well, what's been working with a new dog food company. So we're gonna go talk about foods and formulas and all that kind of stuff. Working on. Working on something new.
Martin Robertson
All goes back to food.
Philip Robertson
Hey, that's something. That's something big, huh?
Si Robertson
Doc Commanders works on something new.
John David Robertson
No, Justin Martin is.
Philip Robertson
Oh, Justin Martin.
John David Robertson
Yeah. This is kind of an idea I've had for a little bit, so I want to see if I can chase it. He's imagining the rabbit down the trail. A little bit of it. What if he feeds you duck dog? Duck.
Philip Robertson
Crickets?
John David Robertson
Yeah. So you never thought of it? Look, they got them wheels suspending.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Martin Robertson
Somebody said they get the taste of ducks.
Si Robertson
Well, somebody said, hey, it's like when a dog bites kid.
Martin Robertson
You gotta kill it.
Si Robertson
Yeah. How about make duck sausage?
John David Robertson
Duck sauce. Duck sausage is good. You can haul some of them duck breast up there. That place in Sterlington, man, that make you duck boudin. It's good. Oh, it's good. I know you don't like boudin.
Si Robertson
Yeah, somebody says the duck sausage is really good.
John David Robertson
That stuff's good, man.
Martin Robertson
You don't like boudin?
Si Robertson
No. You don't have anything. Anything that I can take a knife and fork it and stick the knife or fork in and it starts oozing junk?
Philip Robertson
Yeah, yeah. What about chitlins? You like chitlins?
Si Robertson
What you do is you grow up. Hey, I'll tell you what you do with boudin. What?
Philip Robertson
Tell us.
Si Robertson
Hey, she gets you a bunch of hook nets and you throw all that boo down in them.
John David Robertson
You catch her. You catch a.
Si Robertson
You'll catch a lot of hops.
John David Robertson
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Martin Robertson
That's the hardest part, coming up with a workout. I mean, there's so many options, and you're just guessing.
John David Robertson
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Martin Robertson
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John David Robertson
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Philip Robertson
I've heard every size story, you know? You know I have, but I heard one Sunday that I have not heard.
Martin Robertson
No.
Philip Robertson
Oh, I had. There was a boy. What was the boy's name that came to visit you? Sigh.
Si Robertson
Tucker.
Philip Robertson
Tucker. Thank you. S got a good memory. Sometime I got to ask him. So Tucker came in.
Martin Robertson
He's here.
Philip Robertson
He's 12 years old. And then he said he's telling si fish stories and sato and he's making up stories like cywood, but psy tells a story about his. I don't know who and how, but he loaded his gun and had. And he had something in it and shot the fish that ran off.
Si Robertson
Oh, that's my daddy. Yeah.
Philip Robertson
Tell. I want you to tell these guys that story. And I've never heard this one.
Si Robertson
All of my uncles, my father and my uncles, and it was about five of them when they was all same fun. They hunted together. So look, they all bought Brownings, 16 gauge. And they had found. I don't know what they made it out of some limb straight, you know, made them a spear. Okay. Where they could tie a nail on it, you know, on the back of it. It had an eye to tie the string to it. On front of it was a barb, you know, like a spearhead with a bar.
John David Robertson
Oh, so they was inventing bowfish.
Si Robertson
Yeah, yeah, in a way. Yeah. Because what they do is they empty and I think they used a slug or buckshot has more powder. They would use a slug or a buckshot, empty the take the slug out or empty buckshot out. And that.
John David Robertson
That just leave the charge spear would
Si Robertson
fit perfectly in the barrel and in the gun. And they would, you know, they'd go down there. That was a flashlight. Look, with flashlight and shallow water.
John David Robertson
And we want to know why men die first.
Si Robertson
No, no. Look.
John David Robertson
And you look because somebody somewhere tried this.
Si Robertson
There's like a hundred maybe, maybe two. This one was £400.
John David Robertson
Oh, boy.
Si Robertson
Okay. And they shot him. Okay.
John David Robertson
Call you boy.
Si Robertson
Now, they're in shallow water.
John David Robertson
Sherman.
Si Robertson
They're in shallow water. So all four of them get out of the boat, grab the string and that big appaloosa scat fish whoop is all. Whoops. All four.
Martin Robertson
Well, because you shot him.
Si Robertson
Well, hey, he whooped all four of them soundly. The last thing they see was that stick going down black bow. Okay,
Martin Robertson
I'm trying.
John David Robertson
A little browner than they used to be.
Si Robertson
Well, hey, hey, that's a true story. Dad has told it.
Martin Robertson
Okay.
John David Robertson
If your dad told it, it had
Si Robertson
to be the best one though. That I told Tucker.
John David Robertson
Though my dad told me a lot
Si Robertson
of I knew were Tommy was in industrial arts class and he made a wooden 12 foot boat. So, hey, this thing's light enough that you, me and me and him could pick it up. Go, you know, take it down, you know. So we slipped in on a private lake. Horseshoe lake. And so that's trout.
Martin Robertson
That's a nice way of saying trespass.
Si Robertson
No, no.
Martin Robertson
Slipped in.
John David Robertson
Oh, they were poaching before poaching was a word.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
John David Robertson
But anyway, look, we just slid on in.
Si Robertson
Look. Hey, we set out the trot lines. And look, we even took a fork and stick yo sharpening and stuck it down in the mud where the line wouldn't be showing.
Martin Robertson
It's because the people not look.
Si Robertson
The next morning we go back in there to run the line at daylight for daylight. Really in dark.
Martin Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Come down there and look. Hey, the strings show it.
John David Robertson
Oh.
Si Robertson
So we said, oh, the darn owner found it, y'.
John David Robertson
All.
Si Robertson
And so we started running the trot line. It was just like somebody had took a wire cutter and they get right up against the eye where it's tied on the trot line and cut the hook off. Well, hey, 28 in a row this cut hook cut off. Well, next thing we know, fisted up. We hung up Hammet paddle. So he wrapped the line around the paddle, said, hey, get over here and help me. We fixed to pull this whole mess up. So we pull up what we think is a brush top. Well, by the time Phil wrenches over There to grab some limbs and pull it. Well, a loggerhead comes out of all that pile of brush and moss, and that sucker's head's about this big round.
Martin Robertson
Just dinosaur turtle.
Si Robertson
So, hey, we let go of it, go back to the house.22 bullet, yo. Get the.22 rifle, load it, go back down there, put him up again. We shoot him 18 times in the head.
John David Robertson
I bet I off on. Yeah, I just knew it was all of them.
Si Robertson
He's still. So we loaded up again and shoot him 18 more. He finally got nothing. And he wouldn't. Yo, look, we gave. We gave him to a man. He took that thing, cut all the meat out of him.
John David Robertson
Turtle soup, baby.
Si Robertson
Yeah. Yo, and hey, like this thing weighed. He's been around to this table.
John David Robertson
Or a sauce pecan, you know?
Si Robertson
Hey, but anyway, he. He cooked him all the meat. Ate it, y'. All. And then he took that hole, the shell, and lived in it. No, no. Cleaned it up. Okay. And he was an artist. He drew a bald eagle that had a salmon in his talons. America on the back of that thing.
John David Robertson
America.
Si Robertson
Yep. And I made. The colors were just beautiful. And she liked it.
John David Robertson
I ain't never been much on that turtle.
Si Robertson
Yeah, we. We tried to buy it. What guy wouldn't sell it? You know, we wanted to buy it and give it to mama as a Christmas present. It was gorgeous.
John David Robertson
Do you like turtle soup? I didn't care for it.
Si Robertson
No. No. I tried it one time and. And my parents raised me. Hey, you eat what they said in front of you?
Philip Robertson
Yeah.
John David Robertson
Yeah. You at least have a no, thank you portion?
Si Robertson
Yeah. You know, hey. No, because. Hey, they said, you know, I went home with a buddy of mine, and that's what they had. Loggerhead soup. Okay. But when I put the ladle in to get. You know, I've got one of his autumn toes. Didn't you? Yeah. And hey, they left. They left the scale and everything on how to taste, so I just emptied that and got.
John David Robertson
Let me try again. Where was that? Let me get over here.
Si Robertson
Nope, I ain't eating that new scoop. I said, dad. Dad will put Whoop. Would whoop my butt if he knew. I'll pull this.
John David Robertson
Now, the turtle sauce pecan wasn't bad, but that's because the sauce. Because it's good. I don't care what kind of meat you throw off in him.
Martin Robertson
There's other meat.
John David Robertson
I mean, you know.
Si Robertson
Yeah, chicken.
John David Robertson
But the turtle soup, I was like, no, this ain't. This ain't hitting on much here.
Si Robertson
Nope. But I mean, all I could say was the claws on and you know.
John David Robertson
Yeah. You get to look at them toes, man. That's problem.
Martin Robertson
Willie likes turtle soup.
Si Robertson
I said I need that, boys.
Philip Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
I just lost my appetite.
John David Robertson
I wouldn't eat. It checks out. I mean, I ate a lot of stuff when I was broke.
Martin Robertson
I ain't never ate I didn't really
John David Robertson
care for, but I ate it. Mayonnaise tomato sandwich. You ain't gonna catch me around no mayonnaise mater sandwich now, but when that's all you had, it's pretty good.
Philip Robertson
Martin, you ain't never been that broke, huh?
Si Robertson
Come on.
John David Robertson
Oh, are you kidding, man? When I was growing up, that's all we did, man. Poor man sandwich. That's what we call them.
Si Robertson
Mayonnaise with tomatoes.
John David Robertson
Mama and papaw had that garden, so, I mean. Oh, yeah, summertime, you just pretty much. If it didn't come from that garden, you didn't.
Si Robertson
You didn't eat.
John David Robertson
That was it. I'm sure that was it.
Si Robertson
No, upstairs in the summertime, when the gardens.
John David Robertson
Yeah, that's what you eat. It was peas, okra, squash, materials, everything, every day, which I'm cool with now.
Si Robertson
Fried.
John David Robertson
Fried okra, hot water, cornbread, to sop it all up with that.
Si Robertson
And what is the squash?
John David Robertson
Yeah, that's good.
Si Robertson
I still love it. I can eat 10 pounds of fried squash.
John David Robertson
Well, if you can eat 10, I can eat 20. I love it. I know I can right there with fried okra, too.
Si Robertson
I can eat 10 pounds of fried squash.
John David Robertson
Let's go get something to eat. You gonna send us out of here?
Martin Robertson
I got us a Bible verse. I'm reaching deep into the depths, deep
John David Robertson
into the woods where this room all started.
Si Robertson
Deep in the woods.
Martin Robertson
Deep fried Romans 1:16.
John David Robertson
Oh, I think I've heard this.
Martin Robertson
Have you heard this?
John David Robertson
I think I've heard this one.
Martin Robertson
For I am unashamed of the gospel because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes.
Si Robertson
That's what we.
John David Robertson
Wrong. That's a different one.
Martin Robertson
No, that's a. That's the unashamed version. Okay. No, but for all the grief we give those guys. Al, Jay, Zach are three of the smartest biblically based knowledge. If you need something deep, unlike us.
John David Robertson
Yeah. Come check out this room.
Martin Robertson
Come check out this.
John David Robertson
If you want to stay in a shallow end, hop over there.
Si Robertson
If you want to have fun and laugh and have a little joy in your life, come on. Come on to the duck.
Martin Robertson
But if you need a deep biblical study, there's no free gospel study is what I'm trying to say.
John David Robertson
Amen. Yeah, absolutely. All right, we'll see y' all next time. Hopefully in our own room.
Martin Robertson
Happy birthday, Aubry.
John David Robertson
Happy birthday. Let's go home,
Si Robertson
Sam.
Episode: Uncle Si Delivers Miss Kay’s Verdict on Jase’s Fishing Fail
Date: March 19, 2026
Hosts/Speakers: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
In this lively episode, the Duck Call Room gang returns to swap stories about fishing fails, culinary adventures, wild family history, and some “classic” Duck Dynasty shenanigans. The spotlight is on Si’s dental adventures, an epic fishing tale involving Jase Robertson and Miss Kay’s verdict on his results, Martin’s celebrity run-ins at the Bassmaster Classic, and lots of Southern cooking debates. There’s also plenty of banter about spicy foods and heartwarming recollections of growing up Robertson. As always, the crew keeps things light, funny, and relatable.
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| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|-------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:03 | Si Robertson| “In October, Doc pulled all of the teeth I had in my head, which wasn’t many…” | | 06:21 | Si Robertson| “I slammed that thing down, I went from zero to 52… The stampede… to get where it’s warm.”| | 11:03 | Martin | “Did Jase catch you any crappie? She said, No, he couldn’t catch anything.” | | 12:52 | Martin | “You’re my favorite out of all them podcasters.” | | 14:54 | Steve Harvey (via Si) | “Bunch of white boys with shotguns… and going out in the woods.” | | 19:14 | Martin | “That woman raised a worker, and I gave my word I'd be here, so I'm here.” | | 32:03 | Si (via Philip) | “These are the best crawfish I’ve ever had… but the potatoes sucked.” | | 33:12 | Si Robertson| “This crap is hot!... Pull to Dairy Queen over there, give me a darn milkshake!” | | 36:29 | Si Robertson| “If you got a bad cold, just go get a Mama Son soup. You ain’t got no cold no more.” | | 48:26 | Si Robertson| “They invented a spear with a barb, and they’d shoot it out the end of a gun.” | | 56:06 | Martin | “For I am unashamed of the gospel because it is the power of God that brings salvation…” | | 56:35 | Si Robertson| “If you want to have fun and laugh and have a little joy in your life, come on.” |
For a blend of hunting tales, family food debates, and lots of laughs, this episode delivers classic Duck Call Room energy.