Uncle Si is Moving OUT!

Summary

Podcast Summary: Duck Call Room

Episode: "Uncle Si is Moving OUT!"

Date: January 22, 2026
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode dives into Uncle Si's big news: he's moving out of his home due to a mold issue and temporarily relocating closer to the rest of the crew. The cast riff on Si's (un)planned move, share hilarious gifts and stories, address listener emails, and meander from deep spiritual discussions to the ongoing battle with a giant housefly. The trademark chaos, laughter, and brotherly needling is in full force, mixed with some grounded moments about miracles, faith, and community.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Indiana Hoosiers Shout-Out & Listener Gifts

• The crew starts off congratulating Indiana on a national championship win.
  • “Congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers and the whole state of Indiana.” – Justin Martin [01:00]
• They receive camouflage Indiana hats from a listener named Russ and banter about their Indiana audience footprint.
• John-David shows off a Christmas gift: a Ninja Turtle pizza cutter from an old friend, Alex Mancuso, which prompts talk of a future pizza night together.
  • “A pizza cutter in the shape of a ninja turtle weapon, which is probably two of the three coolest things I've ever seen.” – John-David Owen [02:27]

2. Uncle Si’s Move—Temporary or Permanent?

• Si gets the call: due to a mold problem, he and Ms. Christine need to move out for repairs—possibly 3 months, possibly forever, as the crew jokes.
  • “Si's going to be three minutes from all of us!” – Martin [03:39]
  • “I don't buy that [one month], Dobby tells me Si's going to move up…and he may not go back.” – Justin Martin [04:14]
• Offers to help Si move are made and quickly retracted: “Please don't sign me up for this.”
• The group teases about Si joining the “compound” or moving into Al’s or Willie’s place (“If he moves in, somebody moving out!” – [06:00])
• Si emphatically doesn't want to move his giant motorized chair: “When you move, you take your furniture with you. Hey, no, I will move this kid. This kid ain't moving nothing.” – Si [06:39]

3. On Mold, Health, and Hospitality

• Si shares he has COPD, making it important to move out during repairs.
  • “You got to move out. You got COPD, son, so you don't need to be there when…all these spores are flying.” – Si [07:57]
• Martin jokes he’d let Si use his bidet: “I'd let you use my bidet.” [09:21]
• Group debates various levels and types of hospitality; Si and others good-naturedly admitting their own limits (“I can offer hospitality…but I can't offer hospitality without grumbling.” – [08:54])

4. Miracles, Faith, & Skepticism (Serious Talk)

• The second half takes a more spiritual turn after a story of a preacher exposing a false miracle (raising a man “from the dead” with a hidden poke from a pin).
  • “A fraud was being perpetrated.” – Phillip [29:09]
• Si relates a military barracks story: a man in a deep meditative state doesn’t react to being poked with a needle (“This man literally, literally left his body.” – Si [33:22])
• The crew acknowledges real miracles—“I watched a boy who was dying…two years later, and he lived. To see something like that will change you.” – Phillip [38:19]—but maintain that miracles themselves don’t save, Jesus does. “A miracle ain't gonna save you.” – Si [40:05]
• Discussion: Community is crucial during hard times. “If you don't have a support group or someone…to go through it alone…Hey, it drives some people nuts.” – Si [42:08]

5. Classic “Duck Room” Antics

• There’s a running battle with a giant housefly in the room. Several dramatic attempts are made to kill it, which become a recurring gag and future “show notes” inclusion.
  • “We have a special guest today: Larry the fly.” – Martin [14:39]
  • “Leave him there as a message to all his friends.” [19:56]
• Humorous speculation about making fishing jigs and lures out of Si’s beard trimmings and teeth.
  • “If you use my hair, one of my teeth, you catch a dinosaur fish.” – Si [16:45]
• Banter about Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, movie graphics, dinosaurs swimming, and whether the earth is flat (“Some say the earth is flat…if you fall off, you scream…how fast would you fall?” – [27:00])
• Listener emails spark memories, including Si’s favorite “Duck Dynasty” episode (he’s never watched any but recaps peeing on Willie’s hand while handcuffed for a scene).

6. Dreams & Nightmares

• Angela writes in about a wild dream where Si is her ER doctor, a recurring comedic image:
  • “All I can remember is me trying to tell him my problem and he just kept saying, ‘No, no, hey.’” [43:53]
• Si shares his reoccurring stress dreams of jumping from a mountain (“You got to jump. And I jump and nothing ever happens.” – Si [44:54]) and getting stuck in the mud in Phil’s old red Toyota.

7. Random Fun & Nostalgia

• Mario Kart debate: favorite characters, with friendly accusations of “You can’t be Yoshi if I’m Yoshi!” [49:39]
• Si’s thoughts on his own beard, eyebrows, and whether he’d ever shave again—mostly a hard “no, unless money’s involved.”
• Listener from England (noted by spelling “favourite” with a U) asks about favorite “Duck Dynasty” episodes. Si: “None. I don’t watch jack junk.” [52:47]
• Martin pitches the business idea of live-streaming Si watching Duck Dynasty for the first time: “We could live stream you watching Duck Dynasty and people can subscribe.” [54:39]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Si on moving:
  "I'm moving to town." [03:38]
  "When you move, you take your furniture with you. Hey, no, I will move this kid. This kid ain't moving nothing." [06:39]

• On hospitality:
  “I can offer hospitality but I can't offer hospitality without grumbling.” – [08:54]
  “I'd let you use my bidet.” – [09:21]

• On miracles and faith:
  "There was no miracle performed by any human being…all we did was someone came to me…asked me to say a prayer…and two years later, he was alive." – Si [39:00]
  "A miracle ain't gonna save you. …Hey, you gotta have Jesus involved in this saving part." [40:05]

• Movie talk:
  “Jurassic park still holds up.” – [23:51]
  “I still think the Jurassic park dinosaurs were real dinosaurs that they filmed.” – [24:48]

• On his ‘Duck Dynasty’ TV watching:
  "None. I don't watch jack junk." – Si [52:47]
  “You would have to pay me money to watch it." – Si [54:14]

• On recurring stress dreams:
  “I’m always…on top of mountain. You got to jump. And I jump and nothing ever happens.” – Si [44:54]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Gift Banter & Indiana Hoosiers Chat: [00:41 – 03:29]
• Si’s Moving News and the Compound Riff: [03:32 – 06:43]
• Mold Problems & Health Concerns: [07:53 – 08:54]
• Move Logistics and Furniture Fuss: [06:39 – 07:43]
• Hospitality & Family Support: [08:54 – 09:53]
• Miracles & Skepticism Stories: [28:00 – 41:16]
• Fly Battles: [10:04 – 20:08] & [14:39]
• Duck Dynasty Memories & “Not Watching” TV: [52:06 – 54:56]
• Dreams (Listener & Si): [43:10 – 45:54]
• Mario Kart & Video Game Banter: [48:23 – 51:28]
• Words of Wisdom & Spiritual Reflection: [55:36]

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Tone & Language

The episode is classic “Duck Call Room”: easygoing, a little rowdy, a lot familial, and deeply Southern. Humor and light-hearted bickering balance seamlessly with real talk about life, spirituality, and support. Si’s mix of stubbornness, mischievousness, and homespun wisdom is on constant display, as are the affectionate jabs and camaraderie among the cast.

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Useful For:

• Fans who missed the episode but want plenty of laughs and the full context on “Uncle Si’s” moving saga.
• Listeners looking for the emotional and spiritual content the show is known for.
• Anyone needing a smile or some perspective on community, faith, and not taking life—or yourself—too seriously.

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Isaiah 43:2 is shared as the episode’s parting wisdom:

"When you pass through the waters, I will be with you…When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned. The flames will not set you ablaze." [55:36]

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End of Summary

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Oh, I'm ready when you are, Martin.

[C]

Oh, let me get that yawn out of it.

[B]

I don't know if I'm ready or not.

[D]

Get his yawn out.

[C]

Ready or not, here I come. You can have. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. I would feel remiss if I didn't start by saying congratulations. Congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers and the whole state of Indiana.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

For becoming national champions. That was cool. It was a good congratulations. We got somebody over. It's a little sour, but that's fine. We're not a sports podcast. But we do have to give credit.

[B]

That was cool. Wasn't in my thought, but.

[C]

Who.

[B]

Hold on. When I walked in today, there were camouflage Indiana University hats sitting here for all of us.

[C]

Huh? That's a big daddy. That's Russ, who sent us the St. Elmo's fire.

[D]

I'm the one that said they would take it all away. Boy, boys, Here.

[B]

You can have my hat. I have a gang of Miami ones.

[D]

He said. Hey. He's with the Miami bunch.

[B]

I will say most of our listeners, I'm guessing Indiana fans. Than there are Miami fans.

[C]

Yeah. I'm gonna say that our footprint in the great state of Indiana. Highly.

[B]

Larger.

[C]

Yeah. But I was looking for a better word, but just bigger. Yeah.

[E]

Wider.

[B]

We got more Indiana fans listening. Miami fans is what you're getting at.

[C]

Most likely.

[B]

Still not wearing this hat.

[C]

Yeah. But thank you, Russ. Thank you.

[B]

I'm gonna put it on one of our deer.

[C]

Thank you for the Indiana hat. Some. We. Sometimes we. We forget to thank people for the gifts.

[B]

Speaking of what I.

[D]

We've.

[E]

We.

[B]

We discovered the situation from the other day.

[E]

Situation.

[B]

I got a Christmas gift.

[C]

Oh, who's that from?

[B]

And it was just sitting here.

[D]

Well, what Christmas gift is?

[B]

It's a pizza cutter.

[D]

A pizza.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[D]

That's right.

[B]

In the shape of a ninja turtle weapon, which is probably two of the three coolest things I've ever seen in my life. Allison, Your number one still. But I didn't know then I asked the third.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You don't know that's number one. I didn't know who got it for me, but Hunter did some investigation.

[C]

We found out it was Alex Mancuso.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, we grew up together. She just dropped me a. A Christmas gift off two weeks after Christmas.

[E]

Said, wow, here you go.

[B]

But didn't, like, try to claim that it was her, so.

[D]

Thank you. Who did it, Alex?

[C]

Your niece.

[E]

That's a read.

[D]

That one's very nice.

[E]

That's pretty gifted, I can tell you.

[B]

No, it's not. She saw it.

[C]

That was intentional.

[B]

Now, anybody that sees you don't end.

[C]

Up with that one.

[B]

Unless it's Ninja turtles and pizza screams John David Owens.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Ninja Turtle.

[C]

You know what that was, right?

[B]

There's just gifts all around.

[C]

That was the plea for an invite to pizza.

[D]

Hey, that's happen pizza night.

[B]

She must have driven by and saw me.

[D]

Let's have a pizza night.

[B]

I'll make her. I'm gonna make her a pizza now.

[C]

Hey, we can have a pizza night. Coming up. S moving out.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Hold on.

[E]

He's packing up and moving out.

[C]

I got the call. He's moving by us.

[E]

Yep. Oh, he is. He's moving.

[D]

I'm moving to town.

[C]

He's going to be three minutes from all of us.

[E]

Sigh.

[B]

Time out. Time out.

[C]

Is that not the best thing?

[E]

Okay, here's. Here's the text that I got today. Call me. It's important. And I looked at. And it's. And it's. And it's. Leah's. It's. It's.

[B]

Thank you, Alex.

[E]

Christine's assistant. So I call her. She was like, hey, we got. We got to get signed Christine out of here. We got. Got some work we got to do. Gotta take care of a little mold problem that they have from some water that was leaking, and so Si's gonna be out for about three months.

[B]

Oh, you're not moving. Moving, moving, moving.

[D]

Well, they say a month.

[B]

You're just.

[D]

I don't buy that.

[C]

Dobby tells me size. Going to move up from southern Washita Parish to the middle of the parish. And he may not go back, but.

[E]

I will say this.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[E]

Hey, Willie did say you could spend as long as you wanted to at the lodge. I know he opened that up for you.

[B]

Hold on.

[D]

Where you.

[B]

I guess I can't ask where you're moving.

[E]

It's right by where Martin lives.

[D]

It's uptown. I'm moving uptown. I like the. What's the family.

[E]

Jefferson's the Jefferson.

[D]

I'm moving on up. But you finally got a piece of the pie.

[C]

Yeah, and what you gonna get is a piece of my kids. I'm about to drop them off, but.

[D]

Drop them off.

[B]

But this kind of makes me sad because Google Maps has finally given us size. Roof from space.

[D]

Hey, there it is.

[E]

And there's this trusty truck.

[D]

Red, white and blue.

[B]

I conveniently zoomed in, even though it's.

[D]

Not that hard to figure out.

[C]

Big dummy fly.

[E]

Oh, sigh. There's a fly in here we're trying to kill, and he's huge.

[C]

You were too slow.

[B]

We've had that problem.

[D]

Got hung up in my, my.

[C]

That fly. Stick around to this weekend. He ain't gonna be here no more.

[E]

No.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, if he comes by, me and Lights and JD Will leave him alone. I'll kill him.

[B]

I missed him.

[D]

I Wish I had 28 guys. Just blow him off. Top of the table.

[B]

You should just move to the neighborhood.

[C]

The hood. Move.

[B]

Move to the neighborhood. You can be one of the outsiders of the gate, like me.

[C]

Move to the compound.

[E]

Get on in there.

[B]

I'll sell you my house.

[D]

The gate.

[B]

Ain't no more houses inside the gate.

[D]

Who cares? I'll build me one.

[B]

Ain't no lane.

[E]

There you go.

[D]

Hey. Yeah. I find so.

[B]

Well, they ain't going to sell you no land.

[D]

I can make people move out.

[E]

That's right. You got the Robertson last name.

[D]

How about that?

[C]

Yeah, because if he move in, somebody moving.

[D]

That's right. Somebody go. Whoever's close to him. Yeah, I'll run them off.

[C]

Yeah, he'll run them smooth.

[E]

With the loud motor or the bad driving?

[D]

Both.

[C]

You could probably go slide in Al's place. He ain't over there. Yeah, he a snowbird. He's at the beach.

[D]

That's just. Yeah, that's just a. Oh, man, I.

[B]

Want to live in the same days.

[D]

He stays there once a while when he's in town, which ain't very often in his modular.

[E]

And so you just got the chair that you love so much. Ms. Christine got you this chair.

[C]

I'm taking it with you.

[D]

I swallow my mess when I go uptown.

[C]

You gonna take it with you?

[D]

No.

[E]

That's huge. That's a big chair.

[B]

Too much trouble, friend. When you move, you take your furniture with you.

[D]

Hey, no, I will move this kid. This kid ain't moving nothing. Well, the only thing he's moving, I'm gonna get in that Ford pickup and then go to the next address where I'm gonna stay for about a month or maybe three.

[B]

Would you like me and Martin to move your chair?

[C]

No, please don't sign me up for this.

[D]

That's right.

[C]

40, man.

[B]

Would you like me and Hunter to move?

[D]

There you go.

[B]

Me and Hunter will move your chair.

[E]

I'll supervise.

[D]

I ain't worried about. It's too much trouble.

[C]

Is it one of them chairs you plug in?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, so it's got a motor.

[E]

Like a moving company brought it.

[B]

Would you like Stone and Christian to move your chair?

[C]

Now we're getting on the right side of things thing.

[E]

So I just took a whack at the fly.

[D]

Did you get it? I don't. I don't know if I did or not.

[E]

No, you didn't get.

[C]

I really want him to be in your coffee cup.

[B]

I'm ready to make pizza now.

[C]

He's back pedaling, Hunter.

[B]

Do not forget that.

[D]

I didn't get him. I didn't hit it enough.

[B]

Hold on.

[D]

You got to have him on a solid surface. He was on the edge. It didn't hit him.

[C]

Oh, your cup. I didn't know where he was.

[B]

So do you think there's a chance you could want to live uptown forever? No. Okay, so you're definitely going back? Hey, look, I got to sell a house.

[D]

I wouldn't go in the first. First place if he said that, but they don't told me.

[C]

Oh, your house.

[D]

You got to move out. It is. I mean, you got copd, son, so you don't need to be there when this. All these fours are flying.

[E]

Yeah, that's what.

[B]

That's what happened to my papa.

[E]

They're tearing the floors up and redoing stuff. And. And I told. I told sign, Christine, y' all come stay with me. You know, just live with me. And I thought it was gonna be a week. And he was like, it's gonna be a little longer than a week. I was like, well, a couple weeks. Well, about three months. I said, yeah, I got a whole.

[D]

Bunch of friends, and I don't want to lose the few I got.

[C]

Well, call God.

[D]

I move in. Well, I lose it.

[C]

God wouldn't. God wouldn't been taking it straight. God wouldn't be taking in strays all the time. Call Godwin. He'll be.

[D]

Well, no, no. Hey, you gotta have the correct attitude to do that.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. That's God.

[D]

And I didn't get part of it. Mom and dad had it.

[E]

Phil and K had it.

[D]

And Phil and K had it for hosting. Yeah. Or well, yeah, taking them straight.

[B]

Yeah, take it in straight.

[E]

Yeah. I have heard the stories there are. I can offer hospitality, but I can't offer hospitality without grumbling.

[D]

I can offer hospitality that deface a purpose.

[E]

I know.

[D]

Rumble, then. You're not. You're not.

[E]

I'm repenting.

[D]

Well, I know you.

[B]

I'll say that I can be hospitable and, like, give you a pizza, but I ain't giving you a bed in a shower.

[E]

What about a bidet?

[B]

I'd let you use my bidet.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

If you're ever in that part of the world.

[C]

Seems like an awful person.

[E]

I want the Rolex and the bidet for one day. That's it. One day.

[B]

One day. I'll let you. I'll let you roll.

[C]

You have to sign a release.

[D]

But he look at that Rolex and say, well, it's time for the bide.

[B]

No, you just. You feel that more than you look.

[C]

Yeah. You may know when. You may look at the wa. You may look at the clock when it starts.

[B]

Hey, I got a house with the bidet. I'll sell it to you right around the corner from Willie.

[E]

Oh, there you go.

[B]

You could be so close to all your nephews. You could yell at Jeff over the pond.

[C]

Yeah, I think Sigh appreciates a little bit of separation of church and state. Oh, that's twice you've missed him. No.

[D]

Did you get it? But it looked like I did.

[C]

You sold it.

[E]

I just took a shot at the fly.

[D]

Didn't have you.

[C]

You sold it?

[D]

He didn't sell it to me. I said he missed.

[C]

But if you seen it from over here, the look on his face was like pure shock. I can't believe I did this.

[B]

I don't know if you know this. I still get checks in the mail.

[C]

Oh, you. Every quarter you're SAG certified.

[B]

That almost pays for lunch for being an actor.

[C]

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[E]

I will say that Al and and Willie both were texting me back and forth about concern first I and where he's going to go. And once they knew he's fine and everything's okay, everybody's good. All right, that covers, you know, that's.

[B]

What about Jason Jeff?

[E]

Who?

[B]

Jason Jeff today.

[E]

Who?

[B]

Jason Jeff?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

No, Robert.

[B]

Well, apparently I'm a terrible friend. I didn't know.

[D]

I don't care.

[C]

I just found out.

[E]

Okay, well, we all just.

[C]

Well, I mean, I knew he had alleged mold, but I guess now it's been confirmed.

[D]

Yeah, it's been confirmed.

[B]

Yeah. Get out of there.

[D]

And authenticated.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[E]

You can't stay there.

[C]

New house, new floors, new teeth. They say not to change too much at one time, but you changing everything.

[B]

He skipped his haircut.

[E]

He's still willing to do it though. If we can do it in the.

[C]

Duck call range, we get to February, we get the man a haircut.

[B]

Yeah, you don't want a hair right now.

[D]

We don't need. I do need a haircut. A little trim and a little beard trim and a mustache trim.

[B]

Mustache trim.

[D]

I'm thinking about buying me the. The clippers.

[E]

No. Yeah, do it.

[D]

Yeah, trim them. My beard and.

[E]

No, this is why. No, here's why he came.

[B]

I've actually never noticed how long your eyebrow hairs are.

[D]

Oh, that one. No, no. Hey, that left one legit.

[C]

So.

[E]

Hey, I was just thinking longer than.

[C]

The Hair on my head left, but.

[D]

The size when I went in the military.

[E]

You gotta look about him.

[D]

The last time I was with my band, Bridget said, hey, you needed to get your horns trimmed. She was talking about my eyebrows.

[C]

Oh, women pay good money to look like that all the time.

[D]

Well, hey, look, we had a gig going somewhere and said, hey, you need to trim beard a little.

[E]

Yeah, you didn't look the same after that.

[D]

And you're horned.

[E]

Here's why. You can't have anything to cut your own eyebrows or trimming because you obsess with it. Whenever you get fingernail clippers or anything or tweezers, you obsess with it. If you start tweezing your face, I'm telling you, you go way too far easier. True or false.

[D]

Oh, he does.

[B]

He's had a goatee, was pretty rough.

[D]

I get started and said, yeah, let's go ahead and shave the whole mess and just see what I look.

[B]

Oh, don't do that.

[C]

That fly up there on that light casting a shadow on me.

[B]

Fly is going to be a. Go ahead and put that one in the show. Notes that we have a special guest, Larry the fly.

[E]

We could put fly guy.

[C]

We could put a band on that.

[B]

When was the last time you were clean shaven in the military?

[D]

Wow.

[E]

Which spent a while I'm trying.

[D]

1993 would be the last time I'd done it.

[C]

Do you keep your eyebrows under, under wrap three?

[D]

No, but I did one time when I shaved my beard. I did keep that. And I was going to make me. I was gonna make me some fishing baits out of it.

[E]

Out of your beard?

[D]

Yeah, out of my beard.

[E]

Now you got teeth and hair.

[D]

But I looked at it.

[C]

On this day and age, you just catch a catfish and put your mic.

[D]

I know. I said, you know, I got to look at it. I said, this ain't no good.

[B]

I need a microphone. No, no, fly.

[D]

You saw me.

[E]

The fly just hit side in the face.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

No, that fly just landed on his beard.

[E]

That was pretty.100.

[D]

That sucker was a bull.

[B]

It' huge fly. Pull your mic up in all the excitement.

[D]

Hey, I looked at that. Is that a bumblebee or. Yeah, I thought it was a bumblebee. I don't have experiences with that. I went around there like Jimmy Durandi for about two weeks in high school.

[B]

Got another one.

[D]

Got him. Hey.

[C]

Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.

[D]

Hey. That sucker looked as big as a bumblebee. I'm telling you.

[E]

Hunter, why are you.

[C]

The look on his face like he.

[D]

Just got violated Right in my face.

[B]

I was daydreaming about getting you to a haircut, then taking your hair and then making fishing baits and selling them on ebay.

[E]

When.

[D]

When you said, I don't think I. Martin's right. All that hit him was be catfish.

[B]

We're not going to tell people that.

[D]

Hey, and mud cat is that I.

[C]

Was making a different joke about catfish. That's fine.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna make. I'm gonna sell those things for like 40 bucks a piece.

[E]

There you go. With a Robertson autograph signature.

[C]

You couple. You couple it with one of them teeth, you can get 100.

[E]

That's what I said. You got to put one of them teeth.

[D]

I'm not.

[B]

No. It's a jig.

[D]

Hey, this. What. What you going to catch on that? If you use my hair, one of my teeth, you catch a dinosaur fish.

[C]

Dinosaur?

[D]

Yeah, a dinosaur fish.

[E]

I thought he's going to catch some. Somebody from Alabama.

[B]

Your beard's got a good Louisiana shad color to it. We can make that work.

[C]

What's that? Rosy.

[D]

Especially if you take some of them 117 stuff that the women use. Turn their hair purple and orange and green.

[B]

Well, we're not. No, we're not trying to.

[D]

Hey, make it rainbow color.

[E]

It's called die side dye fishing cast.

[B]

I want this all naturals that. I could actually make a pretty good jig out of your eyebrows.

[D]

What's there wrong?

[E]

There is on that other side.

[C]

That left side.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, hey, that's why they trimmed it. You're about a half a bubble off on. On the left side.

[C]

That left side's a man.

[B]

Gabby, should you. So you're not ever going to shave your face again? Have you made that decision?

[D]

Why would he. I wouldn't say never.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

It's nice to be able to do what you want to do.

[D]

Well, I'm telling. Somebody come up just said, you know.

[C]

I don't know how I'd feel if he came up.

[D]

Wow. Money. Money involved.

[B]

Oh, you would do.

[E]

I have seen you turn down a money put.

[D]

Eat more chicken for a nominal fee.

[E]

What about the guy that wanted to buy that cup of yours and you sold it? I told you to sell it.

[D]

No, no, I was saying. Jason, hey, does the man come up and just today I said, what? He said, I want to buy that teacup you got.

[E]

We were at Willie's restaurant in the.

[D]

Back and he said, hey, blank check. You fill out the amount and I'll pay it.

[E]

This is a true story. I was.

[D]

I've had that happen. Look, I've had that happen about.

[B]

But a blank. Not really a blank check.

[D]

Hey, I've had that happen three times with me, and as of yet, I haven't one time said, well, hey, where's the check? Let me fill in the blank. Let's see if you'll cash it now.

[C]

You just don't this time. Cash only.

[D]

Yeah, Yeah, I said, yeah. Forget to check. I don't want to sign my name. You probably.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The government doesn't need to know about any teacup transactions.

[C]

Great.

[B]

No, I'm trying to decide if I ever want to see my face again. I. I don't.

[D]

I don't think I want to see mine.

[C]

No, you don't.

[E]

No, I don't care.

[D]

I really don't.

[C]

It's not what you think it is.

[D]

I know.

[B]

I know.

[D]

It's probably even scary nowadays.

[B]

But I'm curious because I wonder what.

[C]

Your kids would say it.

[D]

Oh.

[C]

Behind you.

[E]

Ladies and gentlemen, here he comes back. Here he comes. He's circling around J.D.

[C]

He'S right up there.

[E]

Something about J.D. a smell, a stench. That J.

[B]

It's over. You. While you're saying that, sir, I called.

[D]

Trying to call him in.

[C]

I done lost him now.

[B]

Mark, when was the last time you shaved?

[D]

Hey, how was that, sucker?

[C]

He's on my microphone.

[B]

He's on the back of it. Get him.

[E]

He gone.

[B]

We killed it.

[D]

Did he get him?

[C]

Oh, he's stuck in the microphone.

[D]

Microphone.

[E]

Got something to say.

[C]

He's quivering.

[D]

He's quivering.

[B]

Leave him there as a message to.

[D]

All of his friends. Don't pop him again.

[C]

Hunter, zoom in right there.

[D]

Hey, don't. Don't pop him again, boys.

[B]

Can he zoom in?

[D]

He got him.

[E]

No, right there.

[B]

That flies.

[D]

That's for lighting on my nose.

[B]

I was about to throw this Sharpie at him, but I didn't think I could hit it.

[E]

Glad you didn't.

[B]

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[D]

Well, I know he misses doves and ducks, but he hits flies.

[E]

Hey, come on.

[D]

Hey, what are you doing?

[E]

Hunter?

[D]

I did.

[E]

I missed that fly.

[B]

That's staying there.

[D]

He's breaking out. He's breaking out to take him down. He's breaking out the tools.

[C]

Oh, he's still quivering.

[D]

Hey, wrap him in death cloth. Wrap him in death cloth. We're gonna bury him.

[B]

Hunter, got a disinfectant wipe to move.

[C]

He's Trying to make sure if his.

[E]

Boss hit the gong for us, he's.

[C]

Trying to stay above board.

[D]

Here's what it is.

[B]

He gone.

[D]

Another one hit the dust do. Where are we talking about?

[C]

Would you ever shave again? I'm. No, I'm curious. I don't think so.

[B]

It's been very recent lately, but every once I'm like, I wonder what's under there.

[D]

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[D]

Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska and California. And for deliver, what I'd like to do is just go ahead and cut me a Mohawk.

[C]

Well, that'd work if you had the money.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

Well, hey, all you got left is a hawk.

[D]

Oh, no. Well, hey, he's got less hawk Mohawk looking in. Hey, have the women with spray that hairspray.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Just make it like a sharp knife.

[C]

I'm not sure if you've looked up there lately, but it ain't there, son.

[D]

Well, I know. That's why. Hey, that's why. That's why you says just.

[E]

That's the cut out. So you got a less hawk.

[D]

Yeah, less hawk.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Hey, Chris. Creep. I'm going. Paul.

[B]

I took a picture.

[C]

I ain't trying to hate because as a man who is slick up top himself, a Mohawks out of the picture.

[D]

I've had more hair, less than that.

[C]

Next he's going to be going to.

[B]

Turkey, Indiana hat to wear.

[C]

He's going to be going and getting Turkish hair implants. Next he got them teeth.

[D]

Hey, looky here.

[C]

Hoosiers.

[E]

So that coach had a look about him, didn't he? Yeah, I never saw him smile.

[D]

He's got.

[B]

Hey, the grit.

[D]

Got an insane look about him. But the boy knows football.

[C]

Yeah, he could have been like a Criminal Minds character.

[B]

Yeah, maybe he is.

[D]

And we just. He could have been in the. He could have been in the movie the Silence of the Lamb.

[B]

Hey, I've never seen that.

[D]

You didn't. You've had. How. Who stars in that?

[C]

Anthony Hopkins.

[D]

You hadn't watched it.

[C]

And Jody Foster.

[D]

Yeah, Jody Foster.

[B]

I wasn't allowed to watch that.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

When it came out, Johnny D was way too young.

[C]

Buffalo Bill, you know, puts the lotion.

[B]

I thought that was Joe Dirt.

[C]

Well, no, no, no Dirt spoofing that.

[E]

I don't even watch scary shows.

[C]

Was she some great big fat person? I haven't.

[B]

Yeah, I was two.

[D]

I was definitely brought it up, boy.

[E]

Hey, don't watch this show, Annabelle Lecter.

[B]

I'm still not interested.

[D]

With the blood on. The blood on, like lipstick.

[C]

It's from that time frame. So like now you look back at it and you're like, oh, wow. It's just. Cinema has gotten a lot better.

[B]

Well, no, it hasn't.

[E]

I don't know.

[B]

I'm telling you right now, Jurassic park still holds up.

[D]

Oh, Jurassic park is for kids.

[E]

As I said, Jurassic park is for kids.

[C]

Silly rabbit.

[D]

Good, you silly rabbit.

[B]

I'm glad your microphone wasn't on. No, look, we've been watching these movies. I'm not gonna say which movies because I feel like a huge nerd when we're watching them.

[C]

Go ahead.

[E]

Nailed it. Nailed it.

[B]

We're Allison. Once we're watching, you know what would have been good?

[E]

Tell us.

[D]

Back in the day when they actually roam this earth, to be here and then have a pet.

[B]

There's a whole movie of why, that's the beast.

[D]

The big teeth guy. Have a pet. Big teeth guy.

[B]

Yeah, that's true. T. Rex.

[D]

Yeah, T. Rex. Anyway, we have a pet T. Rex.

[B]

We've been watching Harry Potter.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's like the graphics stink.

[D]

And I don't know. Bongo rolled a buffalo in. I'd ride a T. Rex here.

[B]

And I still think the Jurassic park dinosaurs were real dinosaurs that they filmed.

[D]

But they haven't showed us where you go.

[E]

I know where they got the sound. They got from howler monkeys.

[B]

Now real dinosaur.

[D]

I think it happened. He's happy it happened, buddy.

[B]

I want to start a whole concept.

[D]

Everybody'S getting on to me about.

[B]

Seeing a black panther is a documentary.

[D]

Now that would be something to see. Was a dinosaur.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What do you think, Martin?

[D]

Go down. Hey, go down to the. Go down to Lake Darbone with old Ogawa and be out there fishing and then have T. Rex come swimming by you.

[C]

I'm out on that. I don't think that's fun.

[B]

That's a real bad idea. Especially if you're a self.

[D]

That'd be something to see. That'd be something.

[E]

It is fun fishing with Godwin, though.

[C]

You think a T. Rex could swim very fast?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Really?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Touch the bottom.

[D]

Yeah. All dinosaurs. All dinosaurs swim. Because it showed in water.

[B]

There's Will Campbell. Look at him.

[D]

And hey, the wildest ones is a fish dinosaur.

[B]

Like seven people got that joke.

[C]

I know. Anyway, one of them, Reuben Bane.

[B]

Anyways, John David, that because they look so real, they used a lot of life sized animatronics for it. What? For the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park? Yeah, and it's awesome. Nowadays movies aren't even believable.

[D]

Well, see, hey, that's like.

[C]

A lot of people.

[B]

Hold on. When was the last time you watched it?

[C]

Not that long ago, unfortunately.

[B]

And you were. You were in. You were immersed.

[C]

No, I would looked at it and like, man, we've come a long way.

[B]

With graphics on Jurassic Park. Yeah, we're not friends anymore.

[C]

That's fine.

[B]

Okay, we're friends again. But you're wrong anyway.

[D]

We got so many non believers and.

[B]

What, Black Panther?

[D]

Well, no, no. Never say they don't believe in a dinosaur.

[E]

I don't believe. You're right.

[D]

I don't believe in.

[B]

Who doesn't believe in dinosaurs?

[D]

A lot of people.

[C]

There are a lot of them.

[D]

They say don't green and they don't. Yeah. What about all them pits we got up in California that's got all them bones sticking out?

[E]

They don't believe the earth is round.

[D]

That's right. Don't believe those Surround Blaze flat. Fall off of it.

[C]

50.

[E]

50.

[D]

I ain't heard anybody scream lately. Well, if you fall off the earth, you scream. Would you?

[B]

But if you fell off the edge of the. How fast would you fall? Could you even hear it? Because you'd fall so fast.

[D]

Oh, no. Oh yeah. No, that's like a tree. Make a noise if it falls in the forest. Nobody there to hear it. Hard.

[E]

Yes. How do you know you're not there to hear it. But does it typically make a noise?

[D]

It makes noise.

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

That's like. If I stick you with a pen, you'll make you make noise.

[E]

Please don't. Well, I had a friend of mine. You remember. You remember Ray Melton? They went. They were going to raise a guy from the dead at this place. Him and his buddy went and he took a big stick pan with him and they walked by the casket. He stuck that needle in there. And that old boy come up out of that casket and they said, it's a miracle. He said, yeah, I just touched it with my pen. That's a true story.

[D]

What you know, Raymond, where did this come from?

[B]

Hold on.

[E]

This was in Texas.

[B]

You hold on.

[E]

Our old preacher.

[B]

I'll say that. You can't tell a story that involves raising a human, raising the dead people, and then just like glance over it like, I know what you're talking about.

[E]

So here's what happened. So Ray. Ray. Ray Melton, he was.

[B]

He was a preacher at WFR.

[E]

Great guy.

[B]

Loving 6,070s.

[E]

That's right region.

[D]

So they're at a funeral, and he's a tech. Tech.

[E]

Good cowboy, Texas guy. Anyway, okay, so. So no. So there was a big. They were doing a big sign to do about come to this meeting where we're gonna raise the dead, and there's a casket there with somebody laying in it. And so him and his buddy said, yeah, this guy. If you gonna raise the dead, this.

[B]

Is like a church.

[D]

Then.

[E]

Yes, they were.

[B]

Somebody was claiming to perform miracles.

[E]

Yes. And so Ray brought that long needle, and him and his buddy walked by and he said, I just got to know. He stuck that into his leg. And the guy come up out of there. He said, I pulled it off. He's. It's a miracle.

[B]

He's alive. I don't know.

[E]

And. And, yeah, and the whole thing was.

[D]

You know, a fraud was being perpetrated.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

So there was a fraud, and Ray shut it down.

[E]

He shut it down.

[D]

Well, now I have. I have a real live experience like that. Okay, but, you know, Lazarus. No, no, look, there's a guy on the top bunk in the barracks. Army barracks. He's in the yoga position. He is not there.

[B]

Which yoga position?

[D]

It's what? Yeah, just. Just Yoda position.

[C]

Not downward dog. He's getting his Zen.

[E]

Okay, no, he's in a Yoda position.

[D]

And one of the guys. He's not there. Well, hey, I'm a skeptic. And I said, I don't believe you. And about that time, he just turned around and there's a whole group of students and barracks. And he said, hey, anybody got a sewing kit? And the guy said, yeah, I got one. He said, hey, bring me the biggest needle you got out of that sewing kit.

[B]

And this is in Vietnam.

[D]

No, this is in the States in boot camp. So, hey, he brings the needle, one of the big ones, and he just puts it between his index finger and thumb. And he said, well, how much you want me to leave sticking out on the needle?

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[D]

And I know everybody said, what about a quarter inch be. All right, so look, so he's got a quarter inch of a needle sticking out of.

[E]

And this is the guy who's in. He's in some kind of state.

[D]

Oh, no, it's another guy doing. We're doing this. He's sitting there. He's sitting there and he's got his eyes closed. Okay, well, I don't believe him. Well, he said, since you don't believe him, hey, you take the needle. Cause you could say, hey, Nope, I didn't put you.

[E]

Martin can't take it.

[D]

Hey, Martin. So look, hey, look, I stuck that needle a quarter inch in this boy's butt. Look, I pull it out, okay? He's got on white shorts because this fixed. Go to bed at night. There's a blood about the size of a quarter coming out of his underwear. And I said, well, scratch that about. I'm not a believer.

[E]

Because he never moved.

[D]

I said, because, hey, he didn't move, didn't flinch, didn't do nothing.

[B]

What happened when he came to?

[D]

Hey, beat the crap.

[E]

He whoops.

[D]

Yeah, he said somebody didn't believe it did when the guy woke him up, y', all, he just said somebody didn't believe. He. Good grief. You stuck in there pretty deep.

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[E]

The things that happen at boot camp.

[B]

No, I'm not cut out.

[E]

Boot camp after.

[D]

Well, hey, look, if I hadn't been there, I wouldn't have believed. Unless I saw it.

[B]

Where was he, though? In his mind?

[D]

Hey, he left. No, no, he left his body. I'm telling you, this man. But where did he. This man literally, literally left his body. Oh, he was not there because, hey, I. You know, I don't know if anybody that could take a quarter inch needle and not move these at least flinch.

[E]

That's crazy.

[D]

This kid. Hey, I mean, hey, the muscles didn't tighten up. Nothing happened.

[C]

Do it to Johnny D. Just don't tell him when you're gonna do it.

[D]

No, no. Yeah, then I guarantee you he'll jump. Yeah.

[E]

Squirrel squall, like Janet Joplin.

[D]

I'm telling you, I just. I just look and said, well, yeah, I believe now.

[C]

I believe.

[D]

Well, we now go. I've actually saw it because I'm the one that was holding the Ilio.

[E]

I was down at your brother's house, you know, a few years ago, and we had a guy down there and he. He told Phil, he said. He said, I died three times. You know, people love to tell Phil stories like that.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, I've seen a lot of tone.

[E]

And Phil said, nope, he's. Oh, yeah, the doctor said I was on table. I died three times. He said, let me ask you something. Did you see the judge? He said, yeah, but what are you talking about? He said, it's destined for man to die once and then face judgment. Did you see the judge? No, no death.

[D]

You didn't see no death here.

[B]

Well, boys, judgment day.

[D]

Oh, I thought she was going to tell him about the one that, hey, Phil's preaching to you. And then I said, hey, Bill told him, said, you got two major problems there, son.

[E]

Oh, no, Yeah, I was there for that one.

[D]

Hey, he's telling this kid the gospel. Yeah, you got two major problems you got to deal with. Sin problem. You have done something wrong in your lifetime, right? He said, oh, yeah. He said, well, hey, then you are going to go in the grave.

[E]

Everybody, everybody's going to die one day.

[D]

Everybody's going to die. And the kids said, oh, no, you ain't putting that guilt trip on me. Got up. Next time you hear tire squalling into pickup truck.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

This guy was like, wait a minute, you're not going to tell me that I'm going to die. And Phil said, He started laughing. He looked at me, he said, yeah.

[D]

He said, every man's going to die. It's just.

[E]

He said, face it, you're going to die.

[D]

Well, hey, look, next thing you hear tire squalling, he left. Yeah. Three weeks later, Philip called. Phil said, hey, that old boy I brought down three weeks ago, he said, guess what? Phil said, oh. He said, yep, was in a bar, got knife to death.

[E]

He certainly did.

[D]

That was God giving that kid one more chance.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Didn't Move on it.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Which is sad.

[C]

But hey, yeah, we generally into good.

[D]

News because if you don't believe that.

[B]

I took a fun turn.

[D]

If you don't believe that. God Almighty. Since people. Two people. You need to wake up.

[E]

Yeah. You need to be like that guy jumped up out of that casket.

[D]

Yeah. You need to wake up.

[B]

I would pay money.

[E]

I want you to ask your parents about that. I know Ray's probably talked about it. I mean, your dad probably knows.

[B]

I'll ask dad when I get back to the shop.

[C]

For sure.

[E]

That's crazy.

[B]

That's wild.

[E]

But, yeah, I don't know what it is, you know, people that. They want to see things and see a vision. I had a friend of mine that I was talking to, and he was going through a hard time toward the end of his life because he was suffering from some stuff, and. And I was. And I was sharing the gospel with him, and he was like, well, I ain't seen a vision yet, you know? And I said, well, you may not see a vision, but then you still need Jesus more than you need the next fresh breath of air, you know? And he was like, no, I mean, my uncle saw a vision. And I'm like, well, if you're waiting.

[D]

On a miracle, you could see one every five minutes.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

You still would not be saved.

[E]

Yeah, no.

[B]

We saw Philip kill that fly, which I.

[E]

Boom.

[B]

That was a miracle.

[E]

Hey, that was a good shot.

[C]

Oh, I don't disagree.

[B]

That one was.

[C]

Duck him into the microphone.

[E]

Hey, I was mad because I missed him.

[C]

You did.

[D]

Here's the thing about miracles that gets me, though. What is that? We've got too many con men that are. That are faster with their hands than your eyes can keep up with a magician, huh?

[E]

See?

[D]

Oh, yeah. Well, it's got too many comments. Hey, got your nose. You think It's. It's amazing what they can do. Okay. But I feel like we're going back. I didn't know. How did it affect you in your life? You saw it. How does it affect you?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Did it do anything good for you?

[E]

I remember we went to a place, and all they talked about was, you know, because, look, I have seen miracles. I've seen them myself. I watched a boy who was dying. He had no chance to live. And I saw him two years later, and he lived through it healthy. I mean, I. And I. Look, when I left, I just knew he was going to die because, I mean, my. My faith is weak, okay? But this kid lived. And to see something like that will Change you. You know, I mean, God is more powerful than. Than anybody knows and anybody.

[D]

But here was the thing in that there was no miracle performed by any human being.

[E]

That wasn't no hocus pocus either.

[D]

This wasn't no hocus pocus trick. Okay. All we did was someone came to me that had cancer and said, uncle Zion, would you say a prayer to the Almighty for me? And I said, I'd be honored to. So we said a prayer. Okay. Left felt like crap. Okay. Because this kid was on his way out. You could. You knew this by when you looked at it.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Well, two years later, fast forward two years, we meet him again, him and Grandpa.

[E]

Yep.

[D]

Well, he's alive.

[E]

Yep. But my point was size. That when we went to that. That one church and you told that story, then everybody there was like, let's see if we can, you know, do some more miracle signs. I was like, miracles ain't gonna say. I said, hey, only Jesus saves you, you know?

[D]

No, no, because the guy kept saying, hey, if you need a miracle, come on down.

[E]

And then Si had one mic and the other guy had another mic. He said, if you need a miracle, come down. And then Si was like, but a miracle ain't gonna save you.

[D]

I said, hey, you gotta have. I said, hey, you gotta have Jesus involved in this saving part.

[C]

Ain't no doubt.

[D]

Okay. Cause, hey, you could see it and be involved in it.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And hey, that. That ain't going to cover your sin.

[C]

No.

[D]

Okay, We've got two problems. We got a sin problem, just like Phil tried to tell that kid. Yeah, you've got a sin problem. You've done something wrong. You've broken man's law plus God's law. Well, hey, there's a reckoning coming for that. You're going to be. You're going to be charged with it. And when you stand before the maker, he's going to say, okay, what have you got for me? Have you got a legitimate excuse that will cover it? Yeah, well, there ain't one.

[E]

That's why it's important. I mean, we're talking about things that, you know, people trying to pull off, acting like they're raising people from the dead. And some, you know, some stuff that you see that's. The hands are quicker than the eye. But look, that's.

[D]

That.

[E]

That stuff ain't going to hold up. I'm sure you saw a bunch of stuff when you were in Nam, you know, crazy stuff like that.

[D]

I would say if you. If you could talk to. And if they Would open up and be honest with you. Our veterans could tell you things that they saw and that they went through that. Trust me when I tell you, hey, they may not have believed Jesus in the beginning, but after they seen what they went through, they believed in him then. Yeah, okay. You see a guy standing next to you lose his head.

[E]

Yeah. No, I mean, you know, hey, if.

[D]

You don't wake you up.

[E]

Yeah. Well, not only that, but when Martin was going through things, you know, with his kids and they were young, when Johnny D. Went through some things with his, Me and my wife were going through things. If you don't have a community of people, I mean, it's really going to be.

[D]

Well, if you don't have a support group or someone to support you in that time to go through it alone. Oh, hey, it drives some people nuts, okay? Because, hey, the human being wasn't meant to have that to handle. That is my problem. That's my humble opinion.

[E]

Now, you're right.

[D]

You're not meant to go through it. Mm. Mm.

[F]

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[C]

Speaking of Wacky [e-mail] the Inbox 318-21559 is the phone number.

[B]

You want to hear crazy dreams?

[D]

I might as well.

[B]

You want to hear a crazy dream? Angela, She's. She's having summit. No different.

[E]

Don't tell it.

[D]

Huh?

[B]

Don't tell what?

[E]

Somebody we know?

[D]

No.

[B]

Oh, this is a hello at Duck call room email I just read that makes me kind of giggle. You know how sometimes they like you got some stuff and they put you on some stuff to make you sleep and you dream real hard. She was in the ER in her dream and the door opened up and who's the doctor?

[E]

No sigh, no run, no run.

[B]

And she said, all I can remember is me trying to tell him my problem. And he just kept saying, no, no, hey.

[C]

Yeah. Not all hey, I'm having trouble breathing. Not all hey, let me tell you what you got.

[E]

No, you ain't. I'm having trouble. Let me tell you a story.

[C]

Not all, hey, here, hit this oxygen.

[E]

I was in Nam.

[D]

Here's the cure for you, darling. Don't watch any more Doug Nasty.

[C]

No, quit drinking.

[E]

That's that dream weaver.

[B]

Oh, that's so funny.

[C]

You're not supposed to mix those peels with wine.

[B]

I would love to have a weird dream about size sometime.

[D]

No, I'd like to have the interpretation.

[B]

Oh, here we go.

[D]

No, on some of them I've had.

[B]

We would too go.

[D]

Last night I had one.

[C]

Did you jump from mountain?

[D]

Oh, no, look. Oh, yeah, I have.

[B]

This is last night.

[D]

No, hey.

[B]

No.

[D]

Yeah, that's what. Hey. That is a reoccurring dream that I get myself in a position, okay, Where I'm always. I ain't got one thing to do. I'm on top of mountain. You got to jump.

[E]

And do you jump?

[D]

And I jump and nothing ever happens.

[C]

He wakes up before he hits the ground.

[D]

Yeah, four hits the ground. But the other night, guess what? I'm in. I'm in fields, red Toyota pickup, four wheel drive. And I'm against a wooden fence. And hey, this baby is. I mean, you talking about muddy. I got this thing right near buried. And we're going still going forward because I'm not going to stop. Is this a Joe?

[E]

Yeah, this is a dream.

[D]

Look. Hey. And I wake up. Look, I'm waking up and I'm going. Fighting his steering wheel in this four wheel drive in this mud for like hours.

[B]

That was your dream. You were just.

[D]

That was my dream.

[E]

Hey, you didn't get no rest at night.

[C]

He was stuck in a rut, baby. Now he's stuck in a rut.

[D]

I was what you would call stuck in a rut.

[C]

He's went from out of control, falling.

[D]

Get out of it doesn't get out of the mud.

[B]

It probably means you have to move.

[D]

I was moving.

[B]

No, you had to move, homes.

[E]

Godwin had a nightmare while we were going down the road. SIGH was driving and telling me a story. And Godwin started hollering in the background. And I looked and we're in the wrong lane with oncoming traffic. But science telling me a story, looking at me, he yanks it over and he just keeps telling the story. And God was like, y' all need somebody else.

[D]

I don't remember all this.

[E]

We're driving out to our friend Clay's. Oh, it was that night.

[D]

I don't remember all that.

[E]

You were. You were telling the story.

[B]

Clay isn't. Hold on. That's not far enough away for A, someone to take a nap and B, to get in the wrong lane.

[C]

You obviously don't travel much with psy Oregon.

[E]

Yeah, no, you don't.

[C]

They only need about three minutes of nothing and they are out, buddy.

[B]

I don't sleep in a car.

[C]

They can sleep in a vehicle quickly. Sigh was a way better road trip partner when he smoked.

[E]

Why is that?

[C]

Because he was awake.

[D]

Danny, wait. Always.

[C]

Now he'll get over kick at oxygen on it.

[E]

Oh, yeah. And when he goes to stay with me, he's I make him listen to.

[B]

Yacht rock mood Yacht rock put anybody to sleep.

[E]

I love it. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, man. Whatever. We got anything else or not? We good?

[B]

Well, I got invited back to the Krispy kreme marathon.

[D]

Oh.

[E]

Oh, I think you didn't do it.

[C]

Eat a donut every month.

[D]

General race information.

[B]

It's the krispy kreme challenge in Raleigh, North Carolina.

[D]

North khaki.

[C]

I'll be in North Carolina this week.

[E]

I'll go with you. Will you really?

[C]

Fayetteville.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

That's good.

[E]

Johnny D. I want to go. If you do it.

[B]

It's on February 7th. I don't think I can make it by then.

[D]

Good country.

[B]

You have to eat a whole donut. You have to eat a dozen donuts in the middle of a race. It just sounds awful.

[E]

So you'll be hunting with Jay Stone that weekend?

[B]

That's where my girlfriend lives. You should go, Hunter. Go run.

[E]

That week.

[B]

When was the last time you ran for any reason whatsoever at all, whether.

[E]

It be something chasing you or exercise or.

[D]

If you ever see me running, I.

[B]

Have an answer to that.

[D]

What's chasing me? Shoot.

[B]

What's chasing him?

[D]

Words of wisdom from the lord are you going to have for us?

[B]

We got a few more minutes. Hunter's got some voicemails from us. For us. Not from us.

[C]

I should call in and leave voicemail 318-215-6559.

[E]

Hey, I was just wondering what Martin or anybody else, what do you normally play as when you played Mario Kart? What character? This is Colton from Mississippi.

[C]

The new one. The new one. I'm black Yoshi.

[D]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What's this?

[B]

You can't be Yoshi.

[C]

I like black Yoshi. What, because he drives it? Because he drives a BMW. A black BMW. I'm all blacked out.

[E]

Tells that what you're talking about? Martin, do you ever play video game?

[D]

A video game?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And what's the name of it?

[C]

Mario Kart.

[D]

R You just.

[C]

You race with Mario characters.

[B]

You're in trouble.

[E]

Spin.

[B]

I. I'm disappointed in you.

[C]

Why?

[B]

You're not a Yoshi kind of guy.

[C]

I like the whole blacked out Beamer look. I know, but that's why. That's why. That's why video games are fantasy. You go be something you're not in real life.

[B]

You only have two choices that are correct.

[D]

What?

[B]

You know, the two Bowser, One of them.

[C]

Donkey Kong.

[B]

There's the other. See?

[D]

I don't see.

[B]

Why are you trying to get away from your man?

[D]

It's all like Donke Carl.

[C]

That's back when they only had eight characters. Now they got like 75.

[B]

Too many now.

[D]

Yeah, way too many.

[C]

Too much. But not like black Yoshi.

[B]

But I'm Yoshi.

[C]

That's fine.

[B]

You can't be Yoshi if I'm Yoshi.

[C]

Sure. They got like, nine colors of Yoshi on this.

[B]

We've. We let.

[E]

Yeah, well, you have to wear a black watch and be Twinkies if y' all want. Both want to be Yoshi.

[D]

I like a bunch of Yoshi. It sounds like a bunch of racists on this game.

[C]

Now, you used to be Toad, so I don't even want to hear it.

[B]

Like you say racers or Racist.

[D]

Racist who?

[B]

Why?

[C]

I just match my car.

[D]

Oh, y' all got all these colors. You're racist.

[C]

Well, they got orange, blue, green, yellow.

[D]

Got a bunch of races in this thing.

[C]

Generic green, but yeah, that's it on the new one.

[B]

Fine.

[C]

But I've got it saved. It's like four buttons.

[D]

Do I have any portions in this car game?

[B]

Portions?

[D]

Horses?

[C]

No, no. Porsches. The only brand. The only brand is a Beamer.

[B]

Yeah, I guess I hadn't played that one. I got mad the last time I lost to my kids and realized that we were coming to a new oh.

[D]

He got beat Order.

[C]

They beat you.

[B]

I ain't playing this crap no more. Yeah, that beat the dog out of both of them.

[C]

That's a toughie.

[B]

It's tough life.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You ought to play golf.

[E]

Knock.

[C]

I play Brittany, so.

[D]

Tiger Wood golf.

[B]

Oh, here we go.

[D]

Hey, I'm telling you. Then you got to pull the shark move on this fairway, and there's a bunch of trees in between you and the green, which makes a big U turn.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

That video game number on you, man. You still remember it.

[D]

Hey, that was a good game.

[E]

Burned and image.

[C]

I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall to watch you and your son play each other in a video.

[E]

You think there was any arguments going, buddy, buddy, buddy.

[C]

Would that have been so good?

[E]

They got hard hit.

[D]

We made some fantastic shots.

[C]

Well, yeah, it's a video Game.

[B]

Remember when you got into golf for some unknown apparent reason?

[D]

Yeah. Why? Because the Duck Dynasty, that wouldn't last. And Jay said I couldn't coach him. And he was right because he's uncomfortable. Uncoachable.

[C]

Uncoachable boy.

[D]

Because he's so hard headed. Kind of like. Listen.

[B]

Where do you get that from?

[D]

He stayed with me as a child too long.

[B]

And Eric. Eric. We don't know where Eric's from. He did email in. Sigh. I think he's from England because he spells favorite funny with a U. Yeah.

[C]

Does that mean you're from England?

[D]

He's one of.

[E]

He could be, yeah.

[B]

Eric, I need you to email me back and tell me where you're from because you spell favorite funny. But he asked, what's your favorite episode of Duck Dynasty?

[C]

He ain't never seen it, man.

[D]

True mine.

[B]

How many episodes have you watched?

[C]

How many seasons did we have?

[B]

13.

[C]

He's watched 13.

[D]

He actually had 13.

[C]

He's watched 13.

[B]

There's a hundred.

[C]

Watch 13 episodes then.

[E]

Yeah. When everybody gets together for all the.

[C]

For all the premiere parties, that's the only ones he's been a part of.

[E]

And he just ate that.

[D]

He said, I answer his question.

[B]

How many episodes have you watched? There's my question.

[D]

None.

[B]

You've never watched?

[D]

I don't watch jack junk.

[E]

But you remember it being filmed. So what was your favorite time when you.

[D]

My favorite one was. Was. Okay. Was when me and fat boy Martin. No. The little fat CEO of Duck.

[C]

I'm not skinny Willie.

[E]

No back then. Not now.

[C]

I'm not skinny now either. Guilty as charged.

[D]

Hey. You and Willy Willie were handcuffed together.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

And the funniest part of that whole.

[C]

Messed up was, here, hold my teacup.

[D]

Look, look. I told Willie, here, hold my teacup because he's sweating. I said, hey. I said, I held up the gallon jug first and it's just down at the bottom. I said, hey, it was full. I said, it was full when I came to work this morning. I said, you see, it's about 3/4 empty. I said, guess what? He said, oh, no. I said, oh, yeah. So look, they all. They see. All you can see of me and Willie is my shoulders, her shoulders and head. And about that time, Willie said, you just peed on my hand. I said, well, get it out of the way, idiot. He said, put the teacup in the other hand. I said, nope, I already got something in that hand.

[E]

The funny thing is, Si's not telling you this from what he saw on.

[B]

TV because He didn't watch.

[E]

No, this is what happened.

[D]

That's what happened.

[E]

1.

[D]

That was the scene.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[B]

How do we get you to watch Duck D? Would you ever watch it just for fun?

[D]

You would have to pay me money to watch it.

[C]

We do it on. We do it on Twitch.

[E]

Hey, we. We used to watch it every live stream side watching.

[D]

The only time I would actually see the episode, that's when we would have premiere night when we.

[C]

Yeah, that's why I said. That's why I said 13 is how many.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Third.

[B]

Martin, I think. I think I just got a business idea, so I.

[D]

Well, hey, we can do it.

[B]

We could live stream you watching Duck Dynasty and people can subscribe and.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Pay us to say their names or something.

[E]

He just did that with Billy and Corey for the new show for the revival.

[C]

Let's go home.

[B]

I gotta go to work. Why would I go?

[D]

What's the first.

[B]

Oh, by the way, stay warm out there if you're in the middle of America.

[D]

Oh, yeah, because it's 50 colder.

[C]

Yeah, stay warm.

[B]

When are you moving?

[D]

Huh?

[B]

You might be moving in the middle of an ice storm.

[D]

Man, this is one of them things. Hey, I'm just. Do what I told now.

[C]

Let the ice go. Mold ain't gonna do nothing.

[D]

When the time comes, they will let me know. Get the truck, huh?

[C]

You just need to get out there for springtime before it starts warming back up. You'd be all right. Why? Stay cold?

[B]

That's why. One of the greatest insults on Earth is you stink on ice. It's hard to stink on ice.

[C]

It is not impossible, but hard.

[B]

Isaiah 43:2. When you pass through the waters.

[D]

What? No, go ahead.

[C]

You said.

[D]

Oh, well, I just. We just had that last time.

[E]

He likes it.

[B]

Isaiah 43:2, when you pass through the waters, I will be with you. And when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned. The flames will not set you.