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Jase Robertson
I don't know if we're gonna be able to do a podcast today, gang.
Willie Robertson
Oh, we'll be.
Jase Robertson
I was trying to start it with that.
Willie Robertson
Oh, that's fine. Yeah, no, we're good, man. Oh, shoot.
Jase Robertson
I love the conversations we have before we start. Yeah, well, cannot air anything.
Si Robertson
We wouldn't last long if we. We. We wouldn't. Before we.
Jase Robertson
I. I would argue that we might last longer. Well, people are really wondering what we're talking about, right?
Willie Robertson
We'd probably get cut on some forms of. What's the words I'm looking for here? Broadcast, maybe.
Jase Robertson
Media. Media.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, we probably get. We'd probably get cut on some, but there's some others that would probably pick us up and we'd. We'd be all right. So just the moon.
Jase Robertson
Well, anyway, that was a fun conversation we just had.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
But I texted Allison about it. She said, that's aggressive.
Phil Robertson
Speaking of getting aggressive when your youngest child is getting married, nobody told me that my wife turned into a. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's. It's like.
Jase Robertson
Careful, careful.
Phil Robertson
I'm choosing.
Jase Robertson
Use your words wisely.
Phil Robertson
A foreman. Oh, a foreman. Cuz now she's got list for everybody to do something. All right. I need this done. This done, this done. Get the attic. Get. She's like glue off Caddyshack. What is that there?
Willie Robertson
Well, pick it up. I mean, so Alicia is turning into Bridezilla on behalf of your daughter.
Phil Robertson
Hey, she. I guess that's.
Jase Robertson
Oh, this is your daughter's wedding.
Phil Robertson
Daughter's wedding.
Si Robertson
She's cleaning up the nest, getting ready for her and you again.
Phil Robertson
Yeah, but I mean, so. I haven't seen nothing like this in 33 years. And look, and I love my wife. She's my best friend, but I'm telling you, like, she's fixated on all these things getting done. Getting done. Getting done.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Phil Robertson
And I think maybe.
Willie Robertson
Is she trying to give your daughter the wedding she didn't have?
Phil Robertson
Yeah, not only that, but. But also I think that she's fixated on something so that she can get her mind off of everything. Like, you know. Yeah, maybe that's right.
Si Robertson
It's a big deal. You've had them for so long, and then all of a sudden they grow up and they get married and leave.
Phil Robertson
Yeah, well, nothing can prepare you for.
Si Robertson
Yeah. So. And you can't. Yeah. There's nothing to get you ready for it.
Jase Robertson
Like, we need a couch for Philip to sit on chair with us. Are we doing okay, man?
Phil Robertson
I don't know. I'm making it.
Willie Robertson
I mean, here. Here in this. I'm kind of thankful for a poopy finger.
Phil Robertson
There's gonna be a day where they're moving all getting.
Si Robertson
Yeah. That day of change.
Willie Robertson
Oh, good riddance.
Phil Robertson
And. Yeah, you got it.
Si Robertson
Finally back on the memories.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
We're staying right here in June of 2025. Right in the fun zone.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Yeah. Your daughter too young even think about that.
Jase Robertson
Exactly.
Si Robertson
Well, no, because you're two kids. What are the two now?
Willie Robertson
Almost. Yeah. Two, two. And I don't. How do you do ages? They're not three. They'll be three. Well, that's the way I do it. You hear?
Si Robertson
They're getting. They're getting in the fun age.
Jase Robertson
Carter would call them two worlds.
Si Robertson
They just come up with stuff that you just. You can't have. You both out laughing.
Willie Robertson
Oh, yeah. And it's.
Si Robertson
Yeah, it's a three ring circle.
Willie Robertson
Well, we're doing swim lessons right now, so their dialog with their little swim instructor is one of the funniest things.
Si Robertson
Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Willie Robertson
It's so good. It's so good. It's like, no, I can't like you, Ms. Laurie. Like, I mean, she's just. She's just smiling like, God bless. That's the God bless children, swimming instructors.
Jase Robertson
That's not swim lessons.
Willie Robertson
That's don't survive. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're swimming. They float, they learn, which is important. Yeah, they floated last year. And then when they got back in the pool, they remembered how to float, like, instantly. So she's like, we go start swimming. And so they're.
Phil Robertson
That's wild.
Willie Robertson
They're swimming. They swim, swim, swim, float, swim, swim, swim, float. And like, all the things that for Jackson, he. He's like. He swim like me.
Jase Robertson
Not very strong.
Willie Robertson
He needs chest waiters, like he said, you know what? This water stuff, this ain't it, boys.
Si Robertson
It's ain't my soap.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, let's walk in it. But why on earth would we ever swim in it? Like, it's too many calories being burnt. No, thank you.
Phil Robertson
When my kids were babies, guess who taught them how to swim?
Willie Robertson
Corey Robertson.
Phil Robertson
Coach Corey? Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Oh, yeah. She used to do swimming lessons down the street.
Phil Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Okay.
Jase Robertson
Corey might have taught me how to swim, actually.
Si Robertson
Really?
Jase Robertson
I think so.
Willie Robertson
So you graduated from the school of Corey Robertson?
Jase Robertson
I'm going to just say that it's true because it's a good story, but I actually believe it is Corey. I'm. At least. I'm 75% positive. Corey taught me how to swim.
Willie Robertson
Whoever taught me how to swim, I need to get my money back.
Phil Robertson
What?
Willie Robertson
No, I mean, I can stay alive, but that's about it. I. I mean, I can tread water, but that's about as far as we go on swimming. I just don't like it.
Jase Robertson
Why don't you like swimming?
Willie Robertson
I don't know. I don't like it. I hate.
Phil Robertson
I noticed when we were in the Bahamas, you didn't get out of the boat. You're like, y' all go ahead.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. I just don't. I don't like it. I don't. I don't mind. I like fishing on the water, and I like duck hunting in the water. That's it. I don't.
Jase Robertson
Have you ever been to a Great Wolf Lodge?
Willie Robertson
A water park?
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
No.
Jase Robertson
It'll change your mind.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Phil Robertson
I think he will, though, eventually.
Willie Robertson
I mean, I'm sure I will, but.
Jase Robertson
It is a grand time.
Willie Robertson
A water park?
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Phil Robertson
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Willie Robertson
With the kids, man. The first band aid I see. I'm gonna die. Like, I'm not a germaphobe, but there's just something.
Phil Robertson
Wait, you might be a German.
Willie Robertson
There's just something about everybody all in one deal in the same vat of water that I just don't. You ain't gonna catch your boy in a hot tub, either. I ain't got one. Like, I'm not gonna sit in there and make soup out of myself. I'm not trying to make a Martin broth.
Jase Robertson
That ain't water. That's more. That's more akin to bleach than it is water at a water park. They got to keep that stuff on the up and up.
Willie Robertson
You hope. Yeah, That's Your, that's your prayer that somebody making $12 an hour is putting the right amount of chemical in there to kill everybody else's.
Phil Robertson
That might be true.
Willie Robertson
Well I'm just saying.
Si Robertson
Oh no, no. That's why the. I don't know what to put in it. Fluoride.
Phil Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Hey, you go in there, they just jumps in. Hey, burn your eyeballs.
Willie Robertson
Oh, chloride. Yeah. Fluoride.
Phil Robertson
Fluoride in your got to burn your teeth off.
Si Robertson
Oh yeah.
Jase Robertson
I didn't know what we were going with.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, yeah. I, I don't.
Jase Robertson
I love a water park there. I went on a cruise one time, had like two beverages of some sort. And then I was the only adult in line for that water slide. And it was one of the best days of my life. And then I went got back in line.
Phil Robertson
You and all the kids.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. I had a beard down to the middle of my chest and be a bunch of 10 year olds just waiting in line to go down a water slide.
Willie Robertson
Was that our cruise?
Jase Robertson
No, I didn't go on Yalls cruise. That'd be boring.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. You didn't. You don't strike me as a cruise guy.
Jase Robertson
I'm not. I, well I've. I've reached stage in life where if I go anywhere I'm going to be able to walk home.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
At minimum.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. I'm not a big fan of a captive audience. Yeah.
Jase Robertson
I ain't getting on no boat where somebody else is in charge of when I get off the boat.
Willie Robertson
Even the first time I went on a cruise I was like man, that's awesome. This place is awesome.
Jase Robertson
Did you ride the water slide?
Willie Robertson
No. But you could get, you could get pizza or ice cream 247 and they had a casino. I was like okay.
Jase Robertson
And a water slide.
Willie Robertson
I never made it to the top deck.
Jase Robertson
The water slide is just as cool as the pizza because the pizza is average at best.
Willie Robertson
At best. But it was available 24 7.
Si Robertson
It feel good 24 7.
Willie Robertson
If you had a bad night at the craps table you could go take your frustration pepper on a pizza. Yeah.
Phil Robertson
The pizza cost you $1,000.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. And then chase it with ice cream cone, you know.
Jase Robertson
And then go down a water slide and all your problems are fixed.
Willie Robertson
Of course this was back when I was bumping around 300£310. So that didn't. My main priority was food that was an and dark liquor. Like so all the calories, all the bad calories. Definitely. BC so you know, I notice I.
Phil Robertson
Didn'T want to go back on that cruise after he got boxed in for seven days.
Willie Robertson
Well, yeah, and they put us on. But the problem was they put us on the one end of the ship, but then everything they had us do was on the other end of the ship.
Phil Robertson
Oh, yeah, that was a lot of walking.
Willie Robertson
I mean. Yeah, we walk. We walked 20 miles on a frigging boat that week.
Si Robertson
Yeah, that's a little.
Willie Robertson
No, it was cool, though, because talk about another, you know, I mean, I got to get in a pool on a cruise ship with Phil Robertson. And I don't know how many people we baptized, but, I mean, we baptized anybody that wanted to be. Yeah, and probably some that didn't want to be that got sucked up in the moment. They got.
Phil Robertson
They got caught up in the current.
Willie Robertson
They got it, buddy. I don't know where they dump that water, but hopefully somewhere out in the middle of Gulf of Mexico, because there were dead people everywhere.
Jase Robertson
So Phil also didn't go down the water, slide off. So I just.
Willie Robertson
Out of curiosity, we weren't with him 24 7, so maybe Phil had a wild streak. Get up about 3am he wouldn't play.
Phil Robertson
Golf with Willie, and then came back and went to the water.
Willie Robertson
What would you have done? You just walk downstairs about three in the morning, Phil's going down the water slide head first, like.
Phil Robertson
Or not only.
Jase Robertson
I would have went with him.
Phil Robertson
I'd have been like, all right. But even if he's, like, standing in the pizza line waiting to get. I'd be like, that doesn't look right.
Willie Robertson
I would have had a really bad video on an iPhone 4. That's what I'd have.
Phil Robertson
A potato.
Willie Robertson
You'd have just seen somebody, and you'd have to trust it was him.
Si Robertson
That wouldn't be him.
Phil Robertson
No, not at all.
Jase Robertson
Do you do water slides?
Si Robertson
Yeah, I did. I had to do it for the show.
Phil Robertson
And size. A thrill seeker.
Si Robertson
That's what I'm saying.
Phil Robertson
And you know that.
Willie Robertson
That was a tough one on that redneck water park. I busted my eardrum on that thing from the first run of Duck Dynasty. When we did that, they had me go off at Dagum. Rope swing on the excavator arm.
Phil Robertson
What'd you land, roll?
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Well, Yeah, I was £300. I didn't know where I was going. I had no steering gravity. 1 9.8 meters per second square going down 1. I had no steering whatsoever that I landed right on the side of my head. My eardrum went, you talk about hurt. I said, oh, Lord. And they were like, can you finish it? I was like, Well, I don't want to have to do it again, so. Yeah, we'll stay right here, buddy.
Si Robertson
I already damaged myself.
Willie Robertson
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Jase Robertson
Look how slim that thing is.
Willie Robertson
Look at there. Look. If you're watching this, look how little that wallet is. Look. And got all the room you need for everything. You can put your cards, you put your cash, put your driver's license, put it all right there in the Ridge wallet.
Jase Robertson
Show me that thing. How many cards I can fit in?
Willie Robertson
Just make sure you got it. There you go. That's. No, you ain't gonna knock him out because it's made with. Out of aluminum, man. It's lightweight aluminum. Everybody got their own style, right? They got over 50 colors that you can choose from. And if you need to adjust it to hold more because you like to carry around a big wad of cash. Here's your little screwdriver. Make it as big as you need.
Jase Robertson
As big as they got just.
Willie Robertson
Or as little. Yeah. And they got a deal for your truck keys. So everything can go bloop right up in there. It looks kind of like a Swiss army knife once you get it loaded.
Jase Robertson
I really like it.
Willie Robertson
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Phil Robertson
Was that the worst part of Duck Dynasty is having to do things over and over and over and over or did it get Better.
Willie Robertson
They got better at it.
Si Robertson
That was. That was the worst part.
Willie Robertson
But that was the most inconvenient part.
Si Robertson
They made me climb up to that slide. It was a, you know, 25 rungs over the top, slide down. Oh, I'll do one more time. This time come head first. And it was just, I. Do it again, do it again, do it again.
Phil Robertson
And what was that thing you were riding in Hawaii that you fell off of?
Jase Robertson
Saddleboard.
Willie Robertson
Oh, Segue.
Jase Robertson
Oh, the Segway.
Si Robertson
Hey, I got cocky. I got where I thought I was good, and you talking about busted. Whoa. Hey, I was one like this and then I was.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. I don't get how people ride them things or them one wheel things and all. I don't.
Jase Robertson
Carter hates a Segway. We'll have to have him on and tell you the whole story.
Willie Robertson
Your kids got them little things on two wheels where you just lean one way and the other they. They drive.
Jase Robertson
Ben's can do it. Carter fell off of it, bruised his arm, and now wants to put Segway when he's president. If you own a Segway, you getting recalled, so look out.
Willie Robertson
Okay.
Hunter Robertson
When I was 17, I drove a Segway all throughout Dallas or Austin.
Willie Robertson
Really? Yeah.
Hunter Robertson
That was one some of the most fun I've ever had.
Willie Robertson
Really?
Jase Robertson
Boy, that's a sad state of fun in your life. If that's it.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Austin in a Segway. Best time ever.
Willie Robertson
Well, that was.
Hunter Robertson
I thought it was great.
Jase Robertson
That was pretty hickey, huh?
Willie Robertson
That was eight years ago. Now he's got a girlfriend. He'd probably argue to change some of that. Some of the most fun.
Jase Robertson
Good job.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, that was. Hey, when's she coming, by the way? Isn't it soon?
Hunter Robertson
Oh, yeah. July 3rd.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. We're going to introduce the fine fans of the Duck call room to Hunter's girlfriend when she comes in town. Yeah, the vampire. Buffy, if you will.
Jase Robertson
She's the opposite of a vampire.
Willie Robertson
Oh, yeah. She's the Slayer. So.
Phil Robertson
So Hunter and his girlfriend are gonna do a segment on the show. She.
Hunter Robertson
She said she's a little. A little scared to do that.
Phil Robertson
It'll be a good show.
Hunter Robertson
I am bringing her in and I'm just gonna let Martin talk.
Willie Robertson
Well, I'm not very good at that because I still been trying to get Harry Profit on here for. Since we started this thing.
Jase Robertson
Harry ain't coming on here.
Willie Robertson
I know, but we need him. The folks need the profit. Yes.
Jase Robertson
What's he going to talk about?
Willie Robertson
Doesn't matter. You just see him and realize that we have a guy like Harry that works here.
Jase Robertson
That's a good point.
Willie Robertson
But I don't know as he gets like he's retiring this year. In theory, he's threatened this before. He's getting more lippy. So I'm really enjoying, I'm really enjoying this version of Harry.
Phil Robertson
Yep.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, he's.
Phil Robertson
He's had enough.
Si Robertson
He's had enough.
Phil Robertson
He's had enough, boys.
Willie Robertson
He's getting a lot more lippy.
Jase Robertson
So you don't want to lippy accounted either.
Willie Robertson
Oh, I do. It makes me happy, man. I laugh whenever he pops off in those meetings. I'm just like, well, you're gonna get.
Phil Robertson
The truth right toward the end. You know what I mean? We got nothing to lose.
Willie Robertson
We got that new sign put up outside. And somebody, I was standing right there, somebody said, well, Harry, do you like the sign? He said, well, we've already paid the bill, so I guess I have to.
Si Robertson
We already paid for it.
Willie Robertson
He said, and it was expensive.
Jase Robertson
That's why Harry loves the honey hole. We have to say he's our accountant too. And we have the same broom since 1986.
Si Robertson
Yeah, I call so many meats to be broke up. That's it, we're done.
Phil Robertson
You did?
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Phil Robertson
What'd you do?
Si Robertson
I'd say, hey, I'm a little confused. Yeah, we got a chalkboard there. And we got, here's the problems we got, okay? And on this side we got seven solutions. And we've all agreed, all the so called experts have agreed that solution number three is our best option right now. And I said, and then the only thing that the colonel just said is we got to come back next week for three more days. We had all the. Even from the United States. They flew over to have this meeting. A bunch of money has been spent on this. And we spent three days saying, okay, here's our problems, five of them, and here's our solutions. We come up with seven and everybody's in agreement. All the experts agree that number three is their best solution to the problem at this time. There you go, you know, I said, and then when I asked the question, wait a minute, why don't we just implement number three and we won't have to come back for three more days of this. And the colonel said, hey, that's in the meeting. We'll reconvene two weeks from now for three more days.
Willie Robertson
You know, that's a big problem if it's got seven solutions.
Jase Robertson
There's still only one.
Si Robertson
See, I didn't know the government, okay, all of them coming from the United States and all over the world. This was their vacation. Well, that's why we had another three days. Gotcha. Fresh group is coming in.
Jase Robertson
Well, they couldn't solve the problem too fast or they'd stop getting paid.
Si Robertson
Yeah, because we can't have a vacation.
Jase Robertson
That's what I like to call the government non profits right there, everybody.
Si Robertson
That's some of that waste and abuse and fraud.
Phil Robertson
So you wouldn't put up with it though, when you were.
Si Robertson
Yo.
Jase Robertson
That's why he got.
Si Robertson
If you've had everybody, all the experts there, they all say, okay, hey, at this time, the only thing we could do was do number three. And that's the best option available for we come up with something better. Well, number three. Now quit all this politic crap.
Phil Robertson
That's right.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Phil Robertson
You tell them, sir.
Willie Robertson
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Si Robertson
And I need to say when I come back. So where I actually work, the colonel was waiting on me. He says, what did you do? And I said, I asked a question. He said, oh, okay.
Phil Robertson
You got in trouble a lot for being honest.
Si Robertson
No, no, no. If I just said, hey, oh, that's a great day. Let's have a hey. Instead of three days, sir, let's go ahead and make it settle it.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, they need to get promoted.
Si Robertson
Hey, let's really waste their time.
Phil Robertson
Give that man a promotion.
Si Robertson
Let's waste our time.
Jase Robertson
The government.
Si Robertson
So yeah, if the man you was talking about getting lippy. Yeah, he's how. He's had enough of it.
Willie Robertson
He's had enough.
Phil Robertson
My wife actually worked for him at Howard Publishing.
Willie Robertson
The Prophet.
Phil Robertson
Yep, Back in the day, the Prophet.
Willie Robertson
Well, his last name's Profit, so I just call it Good account and my phone. His name is the Prophet. That is. That is.
Si Robertson
Hey, I gotta go. You do anything? Check with the Prophet?
Phil Robertson
Yeah, first we gotta check with profit.
Si Robertson
Gotta check with a private buddy.
Willie Robertson
Sounds the same but spelled different. But it's still Profit.
Hunter Robertson
I have a weird story about Harry.
Willie Robertson
You? Do I?
Hunter Robertson
Yeah, it was one. I mean, you guys probably already know this, but one of our, like, team meetings, I. I had to sit next to him and he was telling me we played like one of those weird games they made us play.
Jase Robertson
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Phil Robertson
Who made you play?
Jase Robertson
Oh, no, no, no, no. Time out. What are you talking about?
Si Robertson
Yeah, what game are we team meeting with games.
Phil Robertson
Is this a Christmas party?
Hunter Robertson
We have team meetings with games?
Jase Robertson
Where?
Willie Robertson
Here?
Jase Robertson
Ladies and gentlemen, PSY retired. Godwin retired. I quit. And this place lost its edge. That's all I have to say team meetings with games.
Si Robertson
All right.
Willie Robertson
They've seen it on Doug Dynasty Revival by now, trust me.
Jase Robertson
Have they?
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Do you participate?
Willie Robertson
No, I'm not even in the group me. There's a group me here? No, I do want to hear about Harry's.
Jase Robertson
Harry and Hunter playing icebreakers together at a Duck Commander team meeting.
Phil Robertson
Sorry, Hunter went off the rails. Go ahead.
Hunter Robertson
No, it's fine.
Jase Robertson
I'm just offended at the team meeting.
Hunter Robertson
They were trying to make us tell each other, like, weird stories. So Harry tells me about a time that he used to live on a boathouse on the river.
Willie Robertson
Oh, yeah.
Hunter Robertson
He had like long flowing hair tracks. And after meeting him, I was like, I what?
Willie Robertson
What? Hippies can't be good at math?
Si Robertson
I understand. Now they're trying to figure out something for a future episode. So they're playing games.
Willie Robertson
I mean, hippies.
Si Robertson
What about this?
Willie Robertson
Hippies can be good at math. When Harry told me that the first time I just looked at him, I said, heck yeah.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. He was.
Willie Robertson
I love it, man. That's awesome. Like, you lived on a houseboat? Because that came up when he got his lake house. I was like, man, what you think about ladies? Like, well, I lived on a boat and I was like, really? Really, Really? I pulled up a chair, I said, do tell.
Jase Robertson
Harry's it exactly what you would think an accountant would look like, though, is why it's funny.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, that is funny. You'd have to see him. But he'll never.
Jase Robertson
No, he's not.
Willie Robertson
He's not coming through those doors. So it's. It's unfortunate because he is an absolute delight.
Jase Robertson
100.
Willie Robertson
Arguably, now that everybody's retired, one of my best friend. Well, no, he. He may be my best friend.
Jase Robertson
Is Harry your best friend?
Willie Robertson
70. A 78 year old accountant is my. Is my. No, he ain't 78. He's 72.
Jase Robertson
Is he really?
Willie Robertson
Yeah, 72, I think.
Jase Robertson
I've known Harry since I was born.
Willie Robertson
And his birthday is two days after mine. So we always have. On the day in between, we have pie.
Si Robertson
The pie party.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, me and Harry have pie. So he loves the. He loves the not just pie place, but that's what we get.
Jase Robertson
Which one? Blueberry, cream, banana caramel or strawberry?
Willie Robertson
We get a banana caramel and a strawberry and we have a piece of each other's favorite. Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Martin, you know what? I'm doing this this month. I'm hitting reset on everything and I'm getting back in better shape and we going to roll. Which means every morning I got to take one scoop of AG1, which I've been doing for years, but I'm kind of.
Willie Robertson
I'm.
Jase Robertson
I'm buckling down because if. Even if I miss a morning, just the whole day gets thrown off drinking.
Willie Robertson
It while it's hot. I know.
Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
That's cheaper than coffee.
Jase Robertson
Hey, this thing's been under trials and tribulations. Four clinical trials. You know you can trust these people. They got more clinically backed formulas that fills common nutrient gaps and supports gut health. Sigh. How many scoops will do you.
Si Robertson
Hey, hey. And you only have to take one scoop.
Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
Now that I know Ben's love for strawberry pie, we can. We can bring him in on it too.
Jase Robertson
He's not allowed to have strawberry pie.
Si Robertson
He throws up when he has.
Jase Robertson
That was the most expensive strawberry. That's a long story, Philip. Tune into the duck call room Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
Follow along to catch it all. Philip, you ever punched an appliance and broke it?
Phil Robertson
Well, I've thrown stuff down and broke it. A mixer, a microwave.
Jase Robertson
I mean, I feel better about my washing machine now.
Phil Robertson
Well, my brother put a golf ball. They. My older brother, when they were playing softball. It was a big thing, you know, Whites Ferry Road.
Jase Robertson
Microwave softball.
Phil Robertson
Microwave softball.
Jase Robertson
Now you freeze them. But back in the day, if you microwave them.
Phil Robertson
Okay. So, yeah, that's what he was doing. And so y' all were cheaters. Y' all know. Oh, I didn't even play.
Willie Robertson
Okay.
Phil Robertson
Every once in a while But I wasn't like, I didn't play like they did.
Si Robertson
Wait a minute. Why do you microwave a softball?
Jase Robertson
Back in the day, the softballs, they changed up the. The core inside of them or whatever. But if you microwave them, they would become like a bouncy ball. So when that thing hit the bat, it would travel probably 25% further.
Willie Robertson
There you go.
Phil Robertson
So he thought, my brother Danny, and he's a pretty smart fella, he thought, if it works for softballs. Oh, no, let's try it with a golf ball.
Jase Robertson
Incorrect.
Phil Robertson
And let me tell you something. After about 20 minutes there, it blew the door off the hinges.
Willie Robertson
Bam.
Phil Robertson
Whole microwave come down, hanging sideways, the doors blown off. There's rubber all over the kitchen floor.
Jase Robertson
He microwaved it for 20 minutes?
Phil Robertson
Well, for however long it took before it exploded. I don't know how long it was.
Willie Robertson
If it was like a tour balata. Them things were like liquid filled. Course it, like whatever it was like, it blew up. It boiled off the microwave. It boiled in there and then blew up.
Si Robertson
Then blew up.
Phil Robertson
So I. I did have to take that microwave down and throw it away.
Si Robertson
I had, I had heard that. Don't put a golf ball in a bike.
Phil Robertson
Don't do it.
Jase Robertson
Where, where did you hear that?
Si Robertson
Well, I'm just telling you, somebody told me that. Here's one of them. Do not do.
Phil Robertson
Don't ever do that.
Si Robertson
What's that? And I said, put a golf ball in a microwave.
Willie Robertson
I've got to be honest.
Si Robertson
Have you ever cut the. Have you ever cut the. The COVID off of one?
Willie Robertson
Oh, well, I haven't done it myself.
Phil Robertson
They're tough.
Willie Robertson
I've seen more people, you know, on a golf course, somebody lose it and then they mow. I. I've seen them split in half where they were cut.
Si Robertson
Well, no, no, because hey, you can unroll this sucker.
Phil Robertson
Oh yeah.
Si Robertson
It's a giant rubber band.
Phil Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
They actually roll into a ball.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Well, now they got cores in the middle of now that are. That are different, made out of different.
Jase Robertson
I wish we had a list of the don't ever do's that size Heard.
Willie Robertson
I gotta be honest.
Jase Robertson
Microwave. A golf ball wouldn't have been on mine.
Willie Robertson
I have never even considered.
Si Robertson
Oh, here's another. Don't ever do you don't ever throw basketball up and hit it with a bat. Why not? You'll kill yourself.
Phil Robertson
What?
Si Robertson
Cause it'll hit that basketball and bao right back on you by yow.
Phil Robertson
Is that what it sound like?
Si Robertson
No, no, I'm serious.
Phil Robertson
Can you see? Sigh. Hold On.
Si Robertson
Cause they said swing.
Jase Robertson
What's that girl's name?
Si Robertson
They said swing hard. Well, I did. Like an idiot. Bam, bam. Hit the ball and it bounced right. The bat come back on me. Wham, luck I didn't kill myself. The thing kids will do. You talking about mean.
Willie Robertson
Oh, I'd have loved to see.
Si Robertson
Oh, no, I couldn't see for about 30 minutes.
Willie Robertson
I do remember my eyes were crossed.
Si Robertson
And I bloody, bloody forehead.
Willie Robertson
You saying that took me back to being a kid. I had the bright idea one time, me and my man, my buddy from down the street were inside. And as a kid, you do stupid crap.
Phil Robertson
Yes.
Willie Robertson
Like looking back on. It's like, wow, what an idiot. But it was kind of like Russian roulette. Not with a firearm or anything, but we were standing under the ceiling fan and threw a golf ball into the ceiling fan. And like, you can't move. Whatever happens.
Si Robertson
Whatever happens.
Willie Robertson
We just tossed it up into the ceiling fan, of course. What? It hit the glass table.
Jase Robertson
Oh, I was.
Willie Robertson
And I just looked and I said.
Phil Robertson
Oh, I'm a dead man.
Willie Robertson
I said, there ain't nothing we can say to. So I just wore that one. And I got my butt tore up and I deserved it. I did not.
Jase Robertson
Don't ever do.
Willie Robertson
But then I was like, what would we have done if that thing hit us square in the head? Like, we just young, dumb, young, dumb males just.
Si Robertson
Hey, let's throw this.
Willie Robertson
Girls don't ever have these.
Jase Robertson
How much stupid stuff did you do with fireworks as a kid?
Willie Robertson
I've got a couple of bubbles on my back from Roman candles. My brother set the neighbor's woods on fire with fireworks.
Jase Robertson
Done that.
Willie Robertson
Fire department came. And then he. Oh, that's the worst one I ever saw. He ran from my father.
Si Robertson
Oh. Oh, boo. Hey.
Willie Robertson
And by.
Jase Robertson
Don't ever do.
Si Robertson
Hey, I know where you live and you're going to come back. Okay?
Willie Robertson
What do you do, man? Every. Every stride my dad took, he got a little more angry. A little more angry.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah, you're making me chase you down.
Willie Robertson
And then I got caught up in the collateral damage of it.
Phil Robertson
I've got you now.
Willie Robertson
He said, why are you laughing? And you know. Yeah. He had to take it out somewhere. So I gotta.
Phil Robertson
I gotta. Don't ever do. Don't ever, when you turn 13, tell your dad that you're too old for spankings now because you're a teenager.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Phil Robertson
Because you get one right there on the spot.
Willie Robertson
Oh, really?
Phil Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Oh, I got one.
Phil Robertson
Don't do that.
Si Robertson
Hey, let me real pick Something for you right quick.
Willie Robertson
Oh, man.
Jase Robertson
I. I have a. Don't ever do. It's a bad one.
Willie Robertson
All right.
Jase Robertson
Since we're going down, don't ever dos that involve getting whooped. I was. I mouth off to my mom in the church parking lot, getting in the car. Big Jan. And so she decided to whoop me, but I was bigger than her.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
So I just started laughing.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Oh, nope.
Jase Robertson
Don't nope ever.
Willie Robertson
No, no.
Phil Robertson
Cause that ain't where it stops.
Jase Robertson
No, no, that was fine. You think it's funny? Let me tell your dad. And then that was. I should have just acted like it hurt.
Willie Robertson
Oh, I could turn them tears on in a minute.
Jase Robertson
I should be like, mom, I'm sorry. Instead. Instead, Big Dave got me.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
And that one did. Those were real tears.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. I could. Oh, yeah. I had that for mom and for Mama. I love getting about five licks in. And I was like, okay, now we let that tear go to quit, you know? But I was never going to dare say I don't hurt. Like, I laughed.
Jase Robertson
So did Jenna, and I was like, why ain't she in trouble? She thought it was funny.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. That's what I got tore up for on fireworks, for laughing. For laughing at what he's doing to my brother. He said, oh, you think that's funny?
Si Robertson
Well, that. We used to. We used to have Roman kind of wars.
Willie Robertson
Yep. I got a couple of them bubbles on my back.
Si Robertson
Yeah. Burn.
Jase Robertson
We would break off. We would do that, what you did with the golf ball. Break off the stick to a bottle rocket, and everybody stand in a circle around it, throw it in the middle.
Willie Robertson
Whoever moves last is the man, wherever you end up.
Si Robertson
We used to get them big giant matches. No, it's.
Jase Robertson
You know, I mean, like, we're giving kids bad ideas.
Si Robertson
Oh, look. Hey. We would take a razor blade, split it four ways, put some fins on it, and then get the biggest needle we could find and push it in, you know, and we'd have. Oh, Dart wars.
Willie Robertson
What. What was a bullseye.
Si Robertson
You're back. You run around the corner and you hear something.
Willie Robertson
Ah.
Jase Robertson
Don't ever do Episode is brought to you by things you should never do.
Si Robertson
Hey, it was tough around the Robinson hole. Yeah, you had to be tough skin.
Phil Robertson
Never pour salt on an open sore in your mouth like an ulcer. Never pour salt do that. I didn't, but my cousin from Chicago did, because my brother told him it would help it feel good. Well, let me tell you something. For about 10 minutes, he just run around screaming and hollering oh, how would.
Si Robertson
You like to cut your foot halfway in half?
Phil Robertson
Nope.
Si Robertson
The bottom one.
Phil Robertson
Oh, no.
Si Robertson
And then have someone. Someone. A nurse say, hey, catch him, boys, and bring him here.
Willie Robertson
Oh, yeah, that was his. That's your aunt. Oh, yeah, they did that. Yeah.
Si Robertson
And Irene, she's mean as a devil. All right. She was. She was the same one that could. She would pinch you with her big toe and the one next to it and draw blood.
Willie Robertson
Oh, hey, look.
Si Robertson
Hey, look, I'm serious. It was Nathan, my nephew.
Jase Robertson
Oh, poor night dog.
Si Robertson
Yeah, he stepped on a broke pants. No. Pan jar, you know, and it just. It broke out and it cut it all the way to the bone, and he was bleeding like a hog. She said, catch and breathe here, boy. She walked in there and grabbed her. It was. Ain't not Irene. It was. I can't even think of her name now. Alexander's her last name, but she was a nurse. She went there and got a table saw. Fine. The fine table saw. Look. And hey, you could just. You could just fold this thing back, yo. And she just. Hey, she just, like, fiddling up a ditch. Y' all filled it full and said, all right. Boy, she's about half a comedian anyway. She said, all right, boys, coming out of. Shoot down. Turn him loose. No, he run around. We thought he'd run out of gas, but, no, he didn't run out of gas.
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Si Robertson
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Si Robertson
Hey, that's a good deal.
Willie Robertson
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Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
You can get some slippers. You can go slipping around robe. And the number one cause of dry skin house.
Si Robertson
That was. Hey, look.
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Si Robertson
Jason Robertson was the one that started the mixed vapor up. He was sitting in the blind one, man, and he's got him bad.
Jase Robertson
Okay, tell us how bad.
Phil Robertson
Throw him into the bus.
Jase Robertson
How bad? Jason's head.
Si Robertson
This is just from his own words.
Phil Robertson
Rat him out.
Si Robertson
Hey, they're bleeding. You know they sore. That's killing me. And I said, hey, I got the cure for you, dude, you know? And Phil got involved in this, y' all. I said, hey, get you some Vicks Vapor Rub. And I said, hey, put it up there. And hey, if they're bleeding, it'll stop the bleeding. If they're hurting, it'll stop the hurting. And Phil said, wait a minute. Vicks VapoRub. That thing has fumes. I said, well, hey, you wouldn't put it in your eyes, idiot. I said, but, hey, if I was sitting there squirming like Jace was and told me how much he's in pain, I said, hey, I try anything once.
Willie Robertson
Look, I say. I say get a. Get a spoon.
Phil Robertson
Yeah, don't double dip.
Si Robertson
Don't double dip.
Jase Robertson
I will not try once.
Si Robertson
Hey, take it and put it on your finger. Throw the spoon away, okay?
Jase Robertson
Get a plastic spoon. Save money.
Si Robertson
Yeah, well, I didn't get a plastic spoon. I just got a regular metal one. But I threw that sucker away. Yoko. They said, remind me never to use Vicks Vapor rubs your house.
Jase Robertson
You know what, though? I don't need to be reminded of that. I'm not sharing Vicks Vapor Rub with anybody.
Si Robertson
But I actually.
Jase Robertson
I know where Walgreens.
Si Robertson
Some doctor. Some doctor actually said, yes, it. That will help hemorrhoids.
Willie Robertson
Oh, it's on the interwebs, Dr. Seuss. And that's one cool thing about duck hunting. Like, we grow a lot of willow trees, and they're just. They come up as part of it. And, like, you can chew on willow bark and it's got aspirin in it. So if you get a headache while you're out there, just chew on some willow bark.
Si Robertson
Like, you'll see. I didn't know that.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, salicylic acid.
Si Robertson
I know the Native Americans.
Willie Robertson
You sit there and all, hey, it'll dull your headache because aspirin ain't quite as effective as, like, ibuprofen and stuff like that. But it'll at least dull it where you can get.
Si Robertson
Oh, no. Like tobacco. Chewing tobacco. If the wall stains you good for stings, I put it on there and it'll take. It'll stop to hurt.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
You know, I mean, immediately.
Jase Robertson
We say that.
Phil Robertson
Also good for hemorrhoids, but, you know.
Jase Robertson
Advil is really cool.
Willie Robertson
Sometimes you ain't got it, man.
Jase Robertson
I'm just a guy who, you know.
Willie Robertson
Phil Robertson. This another.
Jase Robertson
I'm a man who believes in.
Willie Robertson
This is another one. Phil 1 had a green BC powder in his pocket at all times if he was out on that land. Not for a headache, not for. But to make a paste out of. But had big green one to put on stings, bites, any of that kind of stuff. And it absolutely worked. First time he did powder. Green BC powder. Yeah. He would take.
Phil Robertson
What did he mix it up just with water.
Willie Robertson
Water, yeah. He would take, like, if he didn't.
Si Robertson
Have water mixed to Spit.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, spit. We were out there cleaning our duck blind one day. I was with him, and we got ate up by Waltzman. He said, hey, hey, hey, hey. You know, he said. He said, we got too many to use all our tobacco on that. He said, that stuff's expensive. He said, I got this green bc. Let's just make a paste. And. And we sat there with the water from the duck home, made a little paste on the paper and put it on everywhere we got stone. Unbelievable how well it was like, I was like, huh? Look here. Who. Who fancied Phil as a backwoods doctor, right?
Phil Robertson
You know, he. He was there. He had some wisdom.
Willie Robertson
Oh, he did. Which told me that he had tried everything while he was out there. But I don't know what it is. I don't know if the blue ones do it or not, but he always said green. He said. He would always say, bring me some green BC powders, and I'd stop at the gas station and get the whole box of them. But it's been a minute since we've done emails. Hello, at Duck Call Room. I don't know if we have anything in there, but we do want to remind you, I know we got.
Jase Robertson
We got.
Willie Robertson
I know we got a bunch of well wishes. I know that.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. It's actually been tough to go through just being honest because of how many there are. And I'm gonna be honest, I couldn't really go through them yet.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, no, that's fine.
Jase Robertson
Been kind of going through it, but.
Willie Robertson
Well, if you got any questions, thoughts.
Jase Robertson
There's hundreds of them. Yeah, Legitimately, hundreds. Remember Phil? Tribute to Phil.
Si Robertson
Phil.
Willie Robertson
That's awesome.
Jase Robertson
Question about Phil Congoliances. Thank you, Phil. Phil. My faith because of Phil. A preacher once said, a tribute to Phil. Prayers, praying. Thank y' all, like, and what a test. Hundreds.
Willie Robertson
What a testament to a man's life, man. And thank y' all. I legitimately thank y' all for sending those. Like.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, no, I'm gonna get through them.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, those will be really cool to read, too, even in, you know, 1 5, 10, 15 years from now, like, because that's the cool thing about all this stuff. It saves forever. So that's a. That's a really cool thing. We thank y' all. We do still have the voicemail line. 318-2156.
Jase Robertson
I do have one email.
Willie Robertson
318-215-6559. Is that it? Yeah. Okay, good. Look at there. Still got it. Still got a weird.
Si Robertson
Well, you gotta. You gotta think about it. It's pretty good legacy, that. Hey, if you ever, ever come down there in Metfield, you was gonna get the gospel.
Willie Robertson
Oh, I have a.
Si Robertson
He was not gonna let you leave unless he shared the gospel.
Willie Robertson
You were gonna get the gospel in a meal.
Si Robertson
It fades you and then, you know, hit you with the gospel.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, I have a very regular customer, and he's a tackle shop junkie, so he goes to all of them. But I saw him the other day. He's. He's walking in the store, and I'm outside. I'm like, what's up? And he says, hold on, before we go in there. And all of a sudden, there's tears coming to his eyes. And I was like, oh, this ain't about trick worms, boys. And he said he listened to our episode about Phil and Just how much he was moved. He goes, I gotta tell you a story, though. And I was like, this is crazy. He goes, I needed a duck call back before Cy worked. Like it was just Phil down there. He said, so somebody told me, if you go down there, you can buy one from him. So I start driving down there. Got me a six pack on the way.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
And he said, show up.
Willie Robertson
Well, that's a. From depending on where you live. That's a.
Si Robertson
This was before.
Jase Robertson
That was illegal too.
Willie Robertson
Well, back in. Well, don't even matter, but back in the day, I'd have called that a three beer ride. Yeah.
Jase Robertson
And he says, he gets down there and he sees Phil, talks to him. So, hey, I need some duck calls. He said, well, let me talk to you about something else.
Willie Robertson
Oh.
Jase Robertson
He said, first off, whatever you're doing with these beers, get out of that.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
And he said, yep. And since you listen to me, here's your three duck. And he just gave them to him.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Just for listening to the gospel.
Jase Robertson
Just for listening to that. And that dude said, you know, I walked out of there and I was like, that was weird. But he, he took it and he said he never forgot it. And now, dude, you know, he's. I don't know. I was. He said he believes, but he's been a Christian for a long time now. But it's all started right there with Phil saying, hold up, this is a guy that. He's here for duck calls. I'm going to give him something else and I'm going to give him the duck calls. It's just crazy how many of those stories I've heard.
Willie Robertson
Same way you got Goblin. Same way you got Goblin. Goblin was going for a duck call. Next thing you know, you know, 20 something years later, God worked for him. Did all the things you gave him.
Jase Robertson
Duck calls, an eternal life.
Willie Robertson
It all started with a duck call.
Phil Robertson
And you know, when you're sharing the gospel with that many people, I mean, there's no way you can keep up with everybody, you know, you just can't. You share the gospel and you move on to the next one. But the most upset I ever seen, Phil and I didn't seem upset a lot of times, but. But I brought a guy down. Phil shared the gospel with him, and the guy got upset because Phil said, you're going to die and you're going to go in the ground. And he said, hold on now, you don't know when I'm going to die. And him and Phil started arguing about it.
Si Robertson
He said, hey, you're not going to give me this death gift.
Phil Robertson
Don't put that on me.
Si Robertson
Yeah, don't put that on me. Phil said, son, hey, it's appointed to man to die.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, yeah.
Si Robertson
Yo, everybody's gonna die. Well, look, he wouldn't. He wouldn't. Yeah.
Willie Robertson
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Si Robertson
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Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
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Si Robertson
Got heavy beauty rest.
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Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
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Si Robertson
Oh, hey, excellent.
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Si Robertson
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Si Robertson
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Willie Robertson
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Willie Robertson
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Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
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Si Robertson
What was so sad about this story is Philip brought that guy down there, okay? And I look at it like this. God, Said, okay, I'm going to give you one more chance. I'm going to send you down there to the river and let this man talk to you and listen, hey, two weeks later, Phil called. You know, Philip called Phil and said, hey, you know, old boys brought down there last week. Bill said, yeah, what about it? He said, well, you know, he died the other night. I stabbed him in a bar.
Phil Robertson
Yeah, I mean, Bill said, ah, sometimes.
Willie Robertson
You wonder if that's like the good Lord's way of saying, I'm gonna give you one more chance to listen to. I don't want you to get here and say, yeah. Nobody ever told me.
Si Robertson
Well, see, I tell a lot. I say that when I'm preaching. A lot of people that's white, look, here's the earth go happen. When you stand before Judgment Day, you're not going to have an excuse because God's going to say this. What about the crazy old guy in glasses with a beard that I sent you, and he told you about my son, what he's done in the past, the present, and the future, you're not going to have a leg stand on. Because the one that I hated the most was me and him went to Oklahoma and went into a sheriff's jail. And him and Matt shared the gospel with him a little bit. And then I was just sitting there watching his reactions to them. Well, then it became my turn, and I actually said something that the Holy Spirit pricked his heart. Well, he jumps up with his fist doubled up and just got in my face. And next thing I know, there's doors opening everywhere in this room and some policemen got nightsticks, is fixing to put, you know, whooping on this old boy. And I said, guys, hey, hey, hey, it's fine. Fell down. He ain't no dealing. We're good, y' all. And I said, calm down. Standing. I said, dude, I said, hey, here's the deal. I said, that's all I got for you. And I said, but here's the sad thing. I said, I just shared with you a shot, your chance at spending eternity with the Almighty. And I said, and then you told me this. Hey, you got all that money, you're a big TV star. You need to hire me a lawyer and give me a. I said, you're worried about a dollar bill when I gave you the keys to the kingdom of the Almighty, of how to get in, you can't even sit unless you believe. And then I said, hey. And then I said, well, guess what? I said, I'm fixing to leave you, dude. And I said, you need to come to grips for reality. I said, you're a drug dealer. You got caught. You're fixing to do some serious time, five years or more. And I said, one of these nights when you're in that six by six sale by yourself, these words that I told you are going to ring in your ears. And I said, because, hey, you're finally. The Bible says Bess with the prodigal son. He's looking at a bunch of pigs eating slop and he's envious, jealous. And then he says, the Bible says this way. And then he came to his senses. I said, son, my prayer for you is that one night you come to your senses and come to reality was what?
Willie Robertson
What?
Si Robertson
Where you're at. Yeah, y' all. And then do something about it.
Willie Robertson
Oh, ain't no doubt, y' all.
Si Robertson
Yo. Yes. Yes.
Willie Robertson
Do you find something scrolling email or you. You ready for Bible verse?
Jase Robertson
Well, I had a Bible verse about bees chasing people from the Old Testament, but then what I said kind of reminded me of another one, so I'm sure I shifted.
Willie Robertson
Well, let's. Before we get out of here, let's. You have one voicemail. You want. You got.
Jase Robertson
I do have an email.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, let's do one.
Jase Robertson
I have a good email for Just.
Willie Robertson
For Funsy, since we ain't done.
Jase Robertson
From a young man named Ethan. Ethan.
Willie Robertson
Ethan.
Jase Robertson
Ethan just graduated high school.
Si Robertson
That's one of my grandsons.
Willie Robertson
Congratulations.
Jase Robertson
Really late in the year, June 9, to graduate high school.
Willie Robertson
Hey, you never know. They give so many snow days and all these things now, like it ain't all right.
Jase Robertson
What advice would you give someone like me who has no idea what to do at this moment as for a job or a career? He knows he has plenty of time, but he feels pressure to get employed.
Willie Robertson
Well, that's.
Jase Robertson
And he doesn't know what he should do.
Willie Robertson
That's a good pressure.
Si Robertson
Here's what I'll tell you. Here's what I did. Okay. Oh, I was in college. They all told me, hey, if you don't start studying and you don't make the grade, you know, you're. You're fixing to be drafted and go to Vietnam. Well, I was drafting. Going to Vietnam. Hey, if you don't have any idea what you want out of life, join the military for a couple of years.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Do a four year hitch.
Si Robertson
Okay. Let them educate you or crying out loud.
Phil Robertson
Yeah, that's right.
Si Robertson
Okay, then why, like, you may give them four years. You may be like me. I gave him 24 and a half.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Okay. Yo. Because like, I didn't have a clue what I wanted to do in life.
Willie Robertson
I was like a young lady that come in here the other day. You sat down, shared the gospel with. She didn't know what she want to do. So she signed up for the Army National Guard and she was going to basic and they stopped here on her on their way going to basic. So, like, I mean that.
Si Robertson
So look, that's a good two years or four years. Okay. To help you figure out what you want to be or what you want to do.
Willie Robertson
And then if you do decide, college, they'll pay for your college.
Si Robertson
So then they'll pay for your GI.
Willie Robertson
Bills and all that kind of stuff. There's also, I mean, just the easiest thing I tell people, like, what I did for my first jobs. I wasn't graduated yet. I was still in high school. But I tried a bunch of different things, figure out what I didn't want to do before I landed on what I, you know, not necessarily just go do something. I, I preferred working outside. I landscaped and rode lawnmowers. Push pulled weeds. I got flower beds and like all the things. And I realized I'd much rather work with my brain than my back. So let's figure out. Let's use that thing the good Lord put up there and figure out how to make a living using it.
Jase Robertson
I'm a big believer in your local grocery store.
Willie Robertson
Grocery store. It's hard work.
Jase Robertson
It's also air conditioned.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Which is better than pulling weeds. And I promise you they're hiring.
Si Robertson
Yeah. Air conditioning is way better than workout.
Willie Robertson
But if you listen to us, odds are you like being outdoors. There's probably a sporting goods store close to you. There's probably something. There's something there that will interest you. Or again, you may say, golly, I don't want to do that. I mean, best thing I ever did was when I interned at the hospital. I always thought it was going to be a doctor. And I love. Walked up in there and I love that I said, no, I don't care how much money they make, I will be poor. I ain't doing this.
Si Robertson
That is a good thing, though. Like what you said, find out what you don't. Definitely don't want to.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Figure out what you don't want to do before you, before you worry about figuring out what you want to do.
Phil Robertson
And Ethan, I'll tell you, like I told all of my children when they were at that age, seek first the kingdom of God and all is Going to be given to you. You build your relationship with Christ. You need to do that. And then listen, whatever you do, you're going to have joy, peace, all those things. The comfort of God, no matter what you're doing. And you can find out if it's good. You can find out if you don't like it, if you do like it. But have that relationship, seek first the kingdom of God. And all these other things are going to fall into place.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. And no matter what job you sign up for, man, do it. Do it to the best. Do it, do it.
Si Robertson
Give it all you got.
Willie Robertson
Colossians say, do it like you're working for the Lord, man. Just show. The biggest thing is people that employ people about your age.
Jase Robertson
Just be there.
Willie Robertson
Show up. Just show up.
Jase Robertson
We'll literally want to hug you.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Hey, look, that's a big deal, what Martin's talking about. Because nowadays, hey, they may work three days and then they don't even know notice. No, that's just. I just don't come in.
Jase Robertson
I legitimately don't even know if I'm that good of an employee. But everybody always loved me because I never didn't show up. And if something crazy happened, I called as soon as I could.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, there's. There's two things.
Jase Robertson
Just show up and you'll be super successful. It's weird.
Willie Robertson
And being on time, there are punctuality. Punctuality and attendance matter.
Jase Robertson
I was late twice. Hey, that super one.
Si Robertson
Your boss can depend on you.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Yeah.
Si Robertson
Knows you're going to show up and he's. No. You're willing to learn.
Phil Robertson
And nowadays, be in the moment, be present for what's going on. Don't be on your cell phone. Don't be on social media. Do something. Like I told one of my kids, if I come to where you're working when he was young and you're not doing something and you're on that phone, I'm going to take care of you myself.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, there you go.
Phil Robertson
Well, he was working at Ms. K's, but still do something.
Willie Robertson
And if I gotta wait on my fries. If I gotta wait on my fries.
Jase Robertson
Going, whoop, son, do not be on your.
Willie Robertson
All right, well, Deuteronomy 144 is a.
Jase Robertson
Funny one about being chased by bees. But Romans 10:14 I think goes along with what SA was hitting on. How then can they call on the one they have not believed in? And how can they believe in the one whom they have not heard? And how can they hear without someone preaching to them. And how can anyone preach unless they are sent as it is written? How beautiful are the feet of those.
Si Robertson
Who bring good news.
Phil Robertson
Amen.
Jase Robertson
I'll be bringing good news lately. Y' all be listening.
Willie Robertson
Amen. We'll see y' all next time, right here in the duck call room. We're out.
Jase Robertson
Sam.
Duck Call Room Podcast: Episode Summary
Episode Title: Uncle Si Is Still in Awe of Phil Robertson’s Backwoods Medical Skills
Release Date: June 19, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin (Jase), Willie Robertson, Phil Robertson, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan
In this episode of the Duck Call Room, host Si Robertson alongside Justin Martin and Willie Robertson dive into a heartfelt and humorous discussion centered around Phil Robertson’s remarkable backwoods medical skills. The conversation not only highlights Phil’s ingenuity but also weaves in personal family anecdotes, showcasing the tight-knit bond among the Robertson family members.
Impromptu Medical Solutions:
Phil Robertson captivates the group with stories of his unconventional yet effective medical remedies developed in the backwoods. He recounts an incident where, while out duck hunting, he had to improvise a solution for a lethal sting:
Notable Quote:
Phil explains how he used green BC powder mixed with water to create a paste that successfully treated stings and bites, demonstrating his resourcefulness and practical knowledge in emergency situations.
Phil’s Practical Wisdom:
The discussion emphasizes Phil’s ability to remain calm and think on his feet. Si Robertson highlights Phil’s approach to dealing with unexpected medical issues, reinforcing the respect and admiration the family holds for his skills.
Children’s Adventures:
The Robertson family shares delightful stories about their children’s activities, including swim lessons and hunting adventures. They laugh over their kids’ humorous interactions with instructors and their own experiences navigating parenthood.
Notable Quote:
These moments highlight the joyful chaos of family life and the importance of fostering a love for outdoor activities and hunting from a young age.
Cruise Capers:
Willie and Jase reminisce about their cruise experiences, humorously detailing their attempts to enjoy water slides and the resulting mishaps. Phil’s adventurous spirit on the cruise is imagined, adding a layer of humor to their stories.
Notable Quote:
These anecdotes not only entertain but also underscore the family's penchant for turning everyday experiences into memorable stories.
Meet Harry:
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Harry, the Robertson family's long-time accountant. Willie Robertson paints a vivid picture of Harry’s quirky personality, recounting stories that showcase his humorous and sometimes cantankerous nature.
Notable Quote:
Sil Robertson adds to the portrayal, describing Harry’s unwavering dedication and his unique way of handling business matters, including humorous fixes like using the same broom since 1986.
Pie Traditions:
Willie and Harry share their cherished tradition of celebrating pie days, symbolizing their enduring friendship and shared love for simple pleasures.
Notable Quote:
These stories about Harry enrich the episode with warmth and camaraderie, illustrating the family's deep connections beyond their public personas.
Sharing the Gospel:
Phil Robertson opens up about his efforts to share the gospel with others during their hunting trips. He recounts a poignant encounter with a man struggling with his faith, highlighting the challenges and rewards of his ministry work.
Notable Quote:
This segment underscores Phil’s commitment to his faith and his belief in the transformative power of sharing spiritual teachings, adding depth to his character beyond his backwoods persona.
Listener Impact:
Jase shares a heartfelt listener story about how Phil’s message led to a profound personal transformation, demonstrating the real-life impact of their conversations and ministry.
Notable Quote:
These reflections serve to inspire listeners, emphasizing the podcast’s role in fostering both humor and meaningful life lessons.
Audience Interaction:
The hosts engage with listeners through emails and voicemails, offering advice and sharing personal stories. One notable email from Ethan, a recent high school graduate, seeks career guidance. The Robertson family provides thoughtful and encouraging responses, blending humor with practical advice.
Notable Quote:
This interactive segment strengthens the connection between hosts and audience, making listeners feel valued and heard.
As the episode draws to a close, the Robertson family expresses gratitude towards their listeners, reflecting on the importance of community and shared experiences. Phil reiterates the significance of faith and being present in one’s endeavors, leaving listeners with a blend of inspiration and warmth.
Notable Quote:
The episode culminates in a harmonious blend of humor, heartfelt stories, and inspirational messages, encapsulating the essence of the Duck Call Room podcast.
This episode of the Duck Call Room masterfully balances humor with heartfelt storytelling, offering listeners both entertainment and meaningful insights. Through engaging anecdotes and sincere reflections, the Robertson family continues to foster a strong community connection, honoring Phil Robertson’s enduring legacy and backwoods ingenuity.