Uncle Si Is Wrongfully Detained by the TSA at the Airport

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast: "Uncle Si Is Wrongfully Detained by the TSA at the Airport"

Release Date: October 22, 2024

In this episode of Duck Call Room, hosts Si Robertson and Justin Martin welcome a special guest, Carter Owen, who brings a youthful perspective and a deep passion for American history. The episode seamlessly weaves humorous anecdotes with insightful discussions, culminating in an unexpected and entertaining story about a TSA detainment incident involving Phil Robertson.

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Carter Owen’s Passion for American History

Carter Owen engages in a lively discussion about his favorite U.S. presidents and his enthusiasm for history.

• [00:55] Carter Owen: "I love Abe Lincoln."

• [02:50] Carter Owen: "George Washington's my second."

Carter expresses a strong admiration for Abraham Lincoln, ranking him as his top president, followed by George Washington. The conversation delves into Carter's knowledge of historical events, highlighting his interest from a young age, as he recalls learning about Lincoln’s birth and assassination in second grade.

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Ambitions of a Young Politician

Carter shares his whimsical aspirations to run for the presidency, blending humor with his earnest passion.

• [04:23] Carter Owen: "Voting me and hope for them to vote me next year."

• [05:25] Carter Owen: "Because, like, it's based on things I really hate."

Carter jokes about his potential presidential campaign, outlining humorous "rules" he might implement, such as policies based on his dislikes. Despite his lighthearted approach, Carter’s genuine interest in leadership and governance shines through.

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Educational Insights and Personal Anecdotes

The conversation shifts to Carter’s school experiences, particularly his interactions with his math teacher and his views on homework.

• [08:31] Carter Owen: "Social studies."

• [09:02] Carter Owen: "Miss Works a Lot."

Carter discusses his favorite subject, social studies, aligning with his love for history. He also shares stories about his diligent math teacher, affectionately nicknamed "Miss Works a Lot," illustrating his balanced view on education.

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Humorous Takes on Pop Culture and Nature

Carter discusses his opinions on movies and animals, showcasing his unique blend of humor and knowledge.

• [16:02] Carter Owen: "I like Tower of Terror of Terror and Guardians of the Galaxy, even though it's my least favorite movie. But the ride's actually good. Terrible movie, great ride."

• [16:37] Carter Owen: "Oh, yeah. They're good at boxing matches."

From critiquing popular films to debating whether rhinos or kangaroos would win in a boxing match, Carter’s lighthearted dialogue adds a playful tone to the episode, engaging listeners with his quirky interests.

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Uncle Si’s TSA Detainment: A Hilarious Misadventure

The episode takes a dramatic and comedic turn as Si Robertson narrates the ordeal of Uncle Si being wrongfully detained by TSA.

• [32:47] Phil Robertson: "I have a question I believe I saw on the social medias si. Were you detained by the transport and security administration?"

• [34:19] Phil Robertson: "He's got a pretty tough nose if he's got a horn on it."

Si Robertson recounts a series of miscommunications and misunderstandings during a flight, where Uncle Si's belongings caused confusion with TSA agents. The hosts describe the chaos with vivid humor:

• [33:07] Si Robertson: "Gotta have a form."

• [34:46] Si Robertson: "Delta. Yeah, I don't care."

The story unfolds with Jase Robertson attempting to explain Uncle Si's unconventional items, leading to a comedic back-and-forth with TSA officers. Highlights include:

• [36:20] Phil Robertson: "Can't travel with those."

• [37:03] Si Robertson: "He's getting his money's worth."

The narrative captures the frustration and absurdity of airport security, culminating in Uncle Si’s triumphant but humorous departure from the TSA ordeal.

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Reflections and Closing Remarks

The hosts reflect on the day's events, emphasizing the blend of humor and heartfelt moments that characterize the Duck Call Room podcast.

• [55:24] Phil Robertson: "I'm glad Carl Carter was able to join us today. Thank y'all for letting him do that."

• [55:33] Si Robertson: "We'll see y'all next time. Right here in the duck call room. We're out."

The episode closes with appreciation for Carter's participation and a light-hearted sign-off, leaving listeners both entertained and touched by the camaraderie and stories shared.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Carter Owen on Favorite President:
  “I love Abe Lincoln.” — [00:55]

• Carter on Running for President:
  “Voting me and hope for them to vote me next year.” — [04:23]

• Discussion on Homework Importance:
  “We need homework, dad.” — [09:23]

• TSA Detainment Humor:
  “Miss Works a Lot.” — [09:02]
  “Can't travel with those.” — [36:20]

• Closing Appreciation:
  “I'm glad Carl Carter was able to join us today.” — [55:24]

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This episode of Duck Call Room masterfully combines humor, personal stories, and engaging discussions, with a standout segment detailing the comedic misadventure of Uncle Si's TSA detainment. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the podcast, this episode offers a delightful mix of laughter and warmth that exemplifies the spirit of Duck Commander.

Transcript

[Carter Owen]

You're all kinds of weird.

[Phil Robertson]

All right, are you ready?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Let's ask Hunter if he's ready.

[Carter Owen]

Hunter, are you ready? Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

All right.

[Phil Robertson]

Hunter's ready.

[Jase Robertson]

Am I ready?

[Phil Robertson]

I do not think so.

[Si Robertson]

I know I'm not. But let's roll with that.

[Phil Robertson]

Are you ready?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, okay.

[Si Robertson]

Welcome back. Welcome back. We have a special guest in the duck call room today. We have the future. I don't know, 57th President of the United States of America.

[Phil Robertson]

Somewhere in that number.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Somewhere between 57 and 60. We won't box you in. Too bad. But Carter, Owen. Welcome, welcome.

[Phil Robertson]

He finally has made it here.

[Jase Robertson]

That's right.

[Phil Robertson]

Do you have anything to tell the people? Your opening statement. This is it. This is your chance.

[Carter Owen]

I love. I love Abe Lincoln.

[Phil Robertson]

There we go.

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

All right.

[Si Robertson]

There we go.

[Jase Robertson]

Honestly.

[Carter Owen]

But he actually got assassin at the worst theater in the world. Death theater is not what I call it because of death actors.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, well, he did get assassinated, so he can't talk to him. Also, he'd be about 200 years old, but.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Besides still here.

[Jase Robertson]

But just think of the wisdom he would have.

[Phil Robertson]

Who?

[Jase Robertson]

Abraham lived at 200 years old.

[Phil Robertson]

He probably had a lot back then.

[Carter Owen]

Yeah, actually, he might be. So he was born in 1809, and then he might be 205. I meant 15 years old. 215. So you're just 15.

[Phil Robertson]

February 12, 1809. That was the year Abraham Lincoln was born. And this is my son.

[Si Robertson]

Praise God.

[Phil Robertson]

He knows a lot of facts about a lot of presidents.

[Si Robertson]

There is hope for America, and Abraham.

[Phil Robertson]

Lincoln will be 215. If he was still alive today, I.

[Si Robertson]

Had no idea that he was born in 1809. Carter. Great. Unbelievable. Good job.

[Carter Owen]

I actually, in second grade, it told us the year he was born and also the year he was, you know, assassinated.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. You can try not to talk, you know, about violence and stuff.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. We can talk about true history, though. That. That. That did happen. So you love Abe Lincoln. Is. Is Abe your favorite president?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah. George Washington's my second.

[Si Robertson]

George Washington's number two. All right, well, let's just go for top three.

[Carter Owen]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Number three, Donald Trump.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Carter Owen]

For this. For this young. After he got shot. For the first. For the first time. Number two is George Washington. And also number one to Avengers. Of course.

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Of course.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. I'm noticing a pattern. Most of his favorites have been shot at.

[Phil Robertson]

He likes tough men.

[Si Robertson]

Interesting. I like it.

[Carter Owen]

Actually. Actually, like, 8th versus assassination was his last one.

[Si Robertson]

That's true.

[Phil Robertson]

That was the last time he Got shot at for sure.

[Carter Owen]

Well, he actually, he also got shot when he was riding a horse in the middle of the woods. Actually, his hat got shot. And when he got home, Tad. Tad was like, man, you're really lucky you wear that tall hat. I can see a hole.

[Phil Robertson]

I did not know that story.

[Carter Owen]

Yeah. And I did not know that Tad was at Ford's Theater, right in my Action President book. Like, it. Like, he didn't look like Tad, but he was Tad. And I'm like, that guy has long hair. How is he tagged?

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know. Hey, I have a question for you. How many president books do you own?

[Carter Owen]

Let me count them.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, just give me a rough estimate.

[Carter Owen]

Five.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Just five?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah. One of April, two Abe Rica books, one George Washington book, and two books about all the presents.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay.

[Carter Owen]

Actually, another one is weird about true president facts.

[Phil Robertson]

That's true.

[Carter Owen]

Actually, another one is about their pets.

[Phil Robertson]

All right. Size. Got a question.

[Jase Robertson]

I got a question for you, Carter. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

You're.

[Jase Robertson]

You've been elected president. What would you. On your first inaugural address, what would you tell the people that thanks for.

[Carter Owen]

Voting me and hope for them to vote me next year?

[Martin]

That's right.

[Phil Robertson]

Campaigning.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, well, you're never not campaigning, right?

[Phil Robertson]

I mean, thanks for voting for me. Go ahead and run. Go run this one back.

[Martin]

Do it again.

[Carter Owen]

And also, if I die, please, just, please go to my funeral.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go. There you go.

[Phil Robertson]

Hit the bell.

[Jase Robertson]

Look, that's the least thing do if you done died for the country or.

[Carter Owen]

If I die in office because of. Because of. I don't get a student's name yet. Because. Because I hadn't got assassin.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah. He doesn't know the shooter's name either.

[Martin]

Would you wear a tall hat?

[Carter Owen]

Why would I do that? Those were way back in the.

[Jase Robertson]

No, he don't. He's. Hey, he don't move.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's not stylish anymore.

[Jase Robertson]

Phillip.

[Si Robertson]

Phillip. He ain't gotta wear a tall hat.

[Phil Robertson]

So what's the first rules you're making when you're president? We got some new rules coming in. What?

[Jase Robertson]

What.

[Phil Robertson]

What are we gonna do?

[Carter Owen]

They're hard to explain.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, boy. Why are they hard to explain?

[Carter Owen]

Because, like, it's based on things I really hate.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, you're getting rid of some things that you don't like, like homework.

[Carter Owen]

Why would I get rid of homework?

[Phil Robertson]

I thought that'd be a good rule. I like that rule. I would vote for a president who said no more homework.

[Carter Owen]

You had graduated college years ago, so.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, and it only took him six years. Has he told you that part? Yep.

[Phil Robertson]

Easy, easy, easy.

[Si Robertson]

Carter, you just come visit me when you need. No Stu. Stuff about your dad. I got a lot.

[Phil Robertson]

So he does.

[Carter Owen]

He does trumps and Abe Lincoln's.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

I don't have any trumps. I do have a lot of Abe Lincoln's.

[Carter Owen]

The five dollar bill. He's a very polite guy. Before entering a room, he just goes, hey, I'm out here. Does anybody hear me?

[Phil Robertson]

He believes in Abraham. Abraham Lincoln's ghost is haunting the White House.

[Carter Owen]

Yeah, I have this book about Abe Lincoln's ghost. The famous. The most famous sign was like, when the Queen of the Netherlands just opened the door and he said, hi, and then she just slammed it right in his face. And they said, ow.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know what any of that means.

[Carter Owen]

And then the queen fainted.

[Si Robertson]

The queen slammed the door into the.

[Phil Robertson]

Queen of the Netherlands and Abraham Lincoln's ghost were hanging out at some point.

[Carter Owen]

No, they weren't really hanging out. They were talking to Theodore Roosevelt and then they heard a knock. And then the queen just opened the door and then fainted and slammed the door right in Abe's face.

[Phil Robertson]

The other question that the people listening to this podcast want to know is, why do you wear this suit so much?

[Carter Owen]

Because. Because it reminds me of Abe Lincoln and all the other persons. Well, except for. Except for the bad ones, like Andrew Jackson, Biden.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, Andrew Jackson and Biden. Those are the two on your hit list?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah, like he kicked the Indians. Indians. Like, more like West. Okay, forgot my directions.

[Phil Robertson]

What did Joe Biden do?

[Carter Owen]

Oh, he did. He was boring.

[Phil Robertson]

He was just boring. So your problem with Joe Biden is he's just boring?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah, and really, really annoying.

[Si Robertson]

I think he is more educated on the election at ten and a half. Then I'm going to go with roughly 30% of the electorate.

[Martin]

Or more.

[Si Robertson]

Or more. I'm putting the bottom at 30 with plenty of room for improvement.

[Jase Robertson]

It's higher.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, and we try to. We try to not let him learn so much because we want him to learn about kids stuff. And. Hey, don't give me that dirty look. You. You know a lot for a kid I know about.

[Carter Owen]

Like, I know about the. Never mind.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, what's your favorite subject in school? Carter. I'm interested.

[Carter Owen]

Social studies.

[Si Robertson]

So, well, that fits his Abe Lincoln. I was really hoping we could go down a science road maybe.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. You want to hear about his math teacher?

[Si Robertson]

Math? What happened in math?

[Phil Robertson]

What's her name?

[Carter Owen]

My math teacher is very annoying.

[Phil Robertson]

Why?

[Carter Owen]

She does. She just does a lot of work.

[Si Robertson]

A lot of work.

[Phil Robertson]

What do you call her?

[Carter Owen]

Miss Works a Lot.

[Si Robertson]

Miss Works A Lot, but I decide.

[Carter Owen]

That you normally call her a Miss. Just because I don't want to get in trouble.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a good idea.

[Carter Owen]

But at home I call her Ms. Works A Lot.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, hey, maybe Ms. Works A Lot was kin to Abe because he worked a lot.

[Si Robertson]

There you go. Maybe I thought when you I.

[Phil Robertson]

That if you became president, you can make a no homework rule. That way Ms. Works a lot couldn't give you a lot of homework.

[Carter Owen]

Okay. We need homework, dad.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, wow. Now my man's. My man's added homework to his agenda. I like it.

[Phil Robertson]

We need homework. But Ms. Works a lot makes us work too much.

[Carter Owen]

But we. But we need it.

[Phil Robertson]

Why do we need homework?

[Carter Owen]

So we could study.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a good point.

[Carter Owen]

For our tests and quizzes and AR tests.

[Phil Robertson]

Do you make pretty good grades?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Do you think Donald Trump made pretty good grades?

[Carter Owen]

Well, yeah, he's very tough.

[Phil Robertson]

Do you think Joe Biden made pretty good grades?

[Carter Owen]

Well, not his president grades.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, boy. But what did you do that you don't like?

[Carter Owen]

You said he was a bad president.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, oh. Throwing strays at dad. Okay.

[Carter Owen]

All right.

[Si Robertson]

Well, what did. What did dad not like about him then? I'm interested.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, we're not interviewing me here. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, go ahead. Listen, you're the.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

Oh, no doubt.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Duck.

[Si Robertson]

Carter, did we go to the moon?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, there you go. Dad, you know, your dad thinks that we didn't go to the moon.

[Carter Owen]

Dad, please go to a history class.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, you got another famous person you need to talk about? Oh, because there's another pretty important date in American history that you like to study about. It was a bad day, right?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah. Lucas. Lucas something. I don't know his last name.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know what you're talking about. Now, what are you. What event are you talking about?

[Carter Owen]

I'm talking about 9 11.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, okay. Yeah. So you know a lot about 9 11, don't you?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Who was the fire captain?

[Carter Owen]

That was Peter Gancy.

[Jase Robertson]

Peter.

[Carter Owen]

It's a guy named Chief Douglas in the I Survived book.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. But Peter Gancy, he was a pretty much a hero, right?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

So what did Peter Gancy do, though?

[Carter Owen]

He saved a lot of lives.

[Phil Robertson]

He did.

[Si Robertson]

Is that him?

[Carter Owen]

And sleep.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

That picture's in his room.

[Si Robertson]

Really?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I do have a question for you, though. How do you think, because we get this comment a lot, Carter. That they're like Uncle Sigh for president. If you're just looking at this guy, how do you feel about his chances of president?

[Martin]

He's pretty tough.

[Carter Owen]

Wait, which way is he? Left or right?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, well, he's wearing blue, so, you know, take a shot.

[Carter Owen]

He looks pretty much like Andrew Johnson and Andrew Jackson together. But he looks like he may makes a great president.

[Si Robertson]

You look like he like a good president.

[Phil Robertson]

If Andrew Johnson and Andrew Jackson had a baby, it would be Cy Robertson. You heard it here first, people.

[Si Robertson]

Since you're so into presidents, Carter, who's the only president from Louisiana?

[Carter Owen]

James Monroe. He was born in Monroe.

[Phil Robertson]

He wasn't born in Monroe, dude.

[Carter Owen]

Why is his last name name Monroe?

[Phil Robertson]

I think that's just a coincidence.

[Si Robertson]

I thought it was Zachary Polk. Am I wrong on this? Do we have two?

[Phil Robertson]

James Monroe was not born in Monroe.

[Martin]

But I like your answer.

[Phil Robertson]

He said it with confidence.

[Martin]

Yeah, he did.

[Phil Robertson]

He said it with such confidence. We were all.

[Si Robertson]

I thought we only had one. I thought it was Zachary Polk. Is that not. And he like succeeded somebody.

[Phil Robertson]

He was born in Monroe, Virginia.

[Si Robertson]

Monroe, Virginia got you thrown off.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay, what about President Roosevelt?

[Phil Robertson]

How you feel about Roosevelt?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah, he's pretty good president. I saw a picture of him like this.

[Jase Robertson]

He's one of Rough Riders.

[Carter Owen]

Richard Nixon also did this while walking out of a plane.

[Phil Robertson]

Richard Nixon did that while walking out of a plane?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah, they took a picture of him.

[Si Robertson]

Anyways on his way to the Watergate Hotel. Right.

[Phil Robertson]

What do you know about Watergate?

[Carter Owen]

Is that in Hoking on the Bayou?

[Phil Robertson]

I have no idea what that is.

[Carter Owen]

So that's.

[Si Robertson]

That's a water park.

[Phil Robertson]

Hard to say, really.

[Carter Owen]

I think I like it.

[Phil Robertson]

I think I like it, too. Beth's asking what you liked about Disney World.

[Carter Owen]

I like Tower of Terror of Terror and Guardians of the Galaxy, even though it's my least favorite movie. But the ride's actually good. Terrible movie, great ride.

[Phil Robertson]

Why is it a terrible movie?

[Si Robertson]

Chris Pratt is not going to like to hear that.

[Carter Owen]

I say. Never mind.

[Phil Robertson]

Why is it. Why is it a terrible movie?

[Carter Owen]

There is a very long story.

[Phil Robertson]

Very long story.

[Carter Owen]

Yeah. A lot of things I hate about it.

[Martin]

Well, tell. Tell me about rhinos. I heard that you love rhinos.

[Carter Owen]

Oh, yeah. They're good at boxing matches.

[Si Robertson]

Good at boxing matches.

[Phil Robertson]

Rhinos box.

[Si Robertson]

All right. You and S got more in common than I thought. Okay, wait a minute. Hold it.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm confused. I thought. I thought Kangaroo was the ones that boxed.

[Carter Owen]

Yeah, and they also boxed.

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Went to rhino's box.

[Carter Owen]

Well, I'm thinking fights with other rhinos.

[Si Robertson]

So in a boxing match, Rhino vs. Kangaroo, who takes down the title?

[Carter Owen]

So kangaroos, they could jump for, but rhinos, they got horns on their nose to ram them out. I think it will be rhinos.

[Phil Robertson]

Rhinos for him.

[Jase Robertson]

I think the rhino will win. He's got a pretty tough nose if he's got a horn on it.

[Carter Owen]

Dude, one time he went in a fight with a hippo and he did not give up. Well, until a hurricane appeared.

[Si Robertson]

The hurricane.

[Phil Robertson]

What channels are you watching?

[Si Robertson]

He's inside. I love this.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, it was from a book.

[Carter Owen]

Yeah, it was from a very, very.

[Phil Robertson]

There was a hippo and a rhino boxing in a book, and then a hurricane showed.

[Jase Robertson]

That's right.

[Carter Owen]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And, hey, they had to call it for the hurricane.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

This fight's over with. We'll regain it later. Hurricane shuts for boxing. Match down.

[Phil Robertson]

Are you going to run for president at the age of 35?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

You're waiting. The first chance you get, you're going for it. How old will I be? 55. Well, I think you got a lot of people that'll vote for you.

[Jase Robertson]

Carter said, hey, I'm going to do it when I'm 35. That way, hey, I. Yeah, I get like, hey, four times. Four times.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. You're going to run for president four times.

[Carter Owen]

That actually happened to Franklin D. Roosevelt.

[Phil Robertson]

It happened to Franklin D. Ross, doctor.

[Carter Owen]

And it was. It got real. Real.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

That's why you only get two terms now, huh?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I guess the country couldn't handle four terms in a row. Yeah, if he was.

[Carter Owen]

Yeah, it was allowed. Yeah, it was allowed back then. Now we just go to two.

[Phil Robertson]

All right, well, give us your closing thoughts right here before the election. Give us Carter Owens closing speech.

[Carter Owen]

About the election.

[Phil Robertson]

About whatever you want, really. This is your chance.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, shoot. Your shot.

[Carter Owen]

I took a picture of a speech, but I did not bring the iPad because mom wouldn't let me.

[Si Robertson]

And. What a bummer.

[Jase Robertson]

Mom.

[Phil Robertson]

Come on, Mom.

[Martin]

But he.

[Phil Robertson]

You had a speech on your iPad ready?

[Carter Owen]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, is it.

[Carter Owen]

I took a picture on it in third grade.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. Yeah, no, I've. I've heard that speech. It's a pretty good one. Yeah, it kind of combines all the other speeches together, doesn't it?

[Carter Owen]

Well, I didn't meet. Hey, I didn't make it. It was the. Dude, it was like the book that made it.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, well, Carter, thanks for coming on, man. People have been asking for this moment. We appreciate you, dude.

[Si Robertson]

Thanks.

[Jase Robertson]

It's been a. Just a fantastic day, Carter. And. Hey, Carter, do you. Yes. We're voting for you. That's right. We salute you, Carter.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

There you.

[Si Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Martin]

Wow, we can breathe.

[Phil Robertson]

That was Austin can breathe.

[Si Robertson]

I can't imagine how that is for you because like my kids have been on this podcast but they can't talk. Like I mean they can babble. They but like Carter coming here spitting full sentences and he's so literal. Oh yeah, I love it. Like, I mean because that's what kids are like. They don't. There's no. There's no metaphor in their life yet. So it's just like, oh, there's never.

[Phil Robertson]

Been a metaphor in his life.

[Si Robertson]

He's.

[Phil Robertson]

He's. He's not. He can't grasp, like, it's. It's. There's, you know, I love it. It's impressive. And he's never forgot anything, though. If he reads it, it's. It's in there.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And it's not. And it takes him a second to get it out, but he knows it.

[Si Robertson]

His grasp of US History is.

[Jase Robertson]

It's deep.

[Si Robertson]

Next level.

[Martin]

It's deep. And I loved his sense of humor, too, because he would, you know, when he's talking to his dad, he's like, dad.

[Si Robertson]

I can only imagine, though, like, on the way up here, just because the way he acted, the conversations of him and Allison.

[Martin]

What was that?

[Si Robertson]

Because he was like, I can't say that.

[Martin]

What was Allison saying to him? So he.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, there was a lot of don'ts on the way. I heard about Allison's like, I'm trying to coach him. I was like, let them do it. We can edit it out.

[Si Robertson]

Well, it's a well known fact Allison doesn't like our podcast anyway.

[Jase Robertson]

So you got to understand, though, he's. He's, you know, with kids, okay, if. If it's, you know, no filter.

[Phil Robertson]

None. He has none.

[Jase Robertson]

No filter. So if he's got something on his mind, he says it. Okay. And literally. Okay. At ten and a half. He's scary in a way.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay. I'm serious.

[Phil Robertson]

While we waited.

[Jase Robertson]

History and. Yo.

[Si Robertson]

Oh.

[Phil Robertson]

And he is in love with history. And that's why Allison was telling. We're not going to talk about. Because he gets caught up on the fact that somebody did try and shoot Donald Trump.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

He didn't say the guy's name. He brings the guy's name up a lot because that guy's a bad guy because he tried to shoot the former president, maybe the next president. And so Carter gets hung up on that, and then he's like, why would.

[Jase Robertson]

He do such a thing?

[Phil Robertson]

And then he starts talking about John Wills Booth and then all of them, and he just. It's. It's. He's interesting to parent because you don't want your kid, you know, watching the news.

[Martin]

Right.

[Phil Robertson]

You want him being a kid, especially today's version. Yeah, but. But he loves the news, and he loves it, and so you try and filter it in a positive way, and he's just an interesting and.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, because you think about it, okay, like, that a president. Well, hey, look, war is going to be the last resort.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, so when you think, okay, wait a minute. This kid is 10 and a half years old, and he's talking about, yo, so y'all. It's the deal about, hey, yo. And in his mind, he said, well, you know, why is everybody trying to kill Trump?

[Phil Robertson]

He don't get it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Why they're trying to kill him.

[Si Robertson]

My favorite part, though, is the innocence of the truth that's in him.

[Jase Robertson]

No. No.

[Si Robertson]

Because it's nothing. But the truth is he knows it. Like, there's no there. There's no. What's the word I'm looking for? Like, there's no preconceived notion about anything. He's just reading and reporting. Like he's putting these facts in his brain.

[Jase Robertson]

Purity.

[Si Robertson]

And. Yeah. It's just pure. Like, there's. There's nothing. You know, I still. It's not the word I'm looking for.

[Jase Robertson]

There's no hidden agendas, no.

[Si Robertson]

No ill will. There's nothing.

[Jase Robertson]

It's just point blank.

[Si Robertson]

This is what happened. This is what happened.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And this is why.

[Jase Robertson]

And I like.

[Martin]

I like his tough scale.

[Si Robertson]

Oh.

[Martin]

If somebody.

[Phil Robertson]

You're only tough if you've been shot at.

[Si Robertson]

You got to teach him about 50 Cent, man.

[Martin]

No, because, hey, you know, he been shot a lot.

[Si Robertson]

50 been shot a lot. He gonna be. He gonna be campaigning for 50 to be president next.

[Phil Robertson]

It'd be better than some of them.

[Si Robertson]

Well, no lie there. But, yeah, he's.

[Phil Robertson]

Well. And Carter's tough. You know, it's. It's wild to even sit in here and sit beside him, and him just spouting out facts like that. You know, he's. He's been through so much in life.

[Si Robertson]

Like, my favorite part is he has no idea when we both said, well, you're tough. He has no idea how tough he is. Well, he has no recollection of a lot of that stuff.

[Phil Robertson]

He was never supposed to talk.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

He was never supposed to walk.

[Jase Robertson]

Wow.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, odds are he probably really and truly when y'all first found out, there's a really strong chance he wasn't gonna be here today.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

So, like, he ate through a tube.

[Phil Robertson]

For the first year of his life.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And now he's up here, just knows you got 27 bones in your hand. He knows Abraham Lincoln was born in 1802. Knows a lot of other weird stuff. And he's a wild, you know, wild ride. But, man, just being his dad is scary, but it's a lot of fun too, because, you know, it's just. And being a dad, scary in and of itself.

[Jase Robertson]

But he just.

[Si Robertson]

Thoughts on the Saints coach?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, no, he don't.

[Martin]

I never had to leave.

[Phil Robertson]

He would have said I'm not really a football guy.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, really?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

He's all about football. Okay, this.

[Jase Robertson]

This brings me back. Okay. Me and Phillip went to Houston for the damn Pastorini. Okay. And it's supporter of being angelic.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay. Everything. Everything Dan does about. It's about kids, handicapped kids that need help. And he raises a lot of money every year to help them better their life. And it's the same thing about your son.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Because he. He started out life rough.

[Martin]

Right.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay. And it was a deal about. It was a coin toss whether he was actually gonna make it or not.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And look at him now. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Because that's why Randy Owens, the lead singer of Alabama, wrote a song. Okay. There are angels among us. And I believe that. I believe that wholeheartedly. Okay. And Carter one of them. Okay. Because he's mainly way past his age.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay. And that's why I said, in a way, it's scary.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Because thinking about that, most human beings ain't got a good concept on.

[Phil Robertson]

It's terrifying.

[Jase Robertson]

And he has. He's got a good concept of it. Okay. What it should be.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I never knew Abe Lincoln's hat was a self protection device. You know, wear a tall hat, you don't get shot.

[Martin]

Then I asked him, are you going to wear a hat? He was like, now why would I do that?

[Phil Robertson]

That's old school, man. But the other thing with him is because he's so literal, he's got like this one book that's like a Abe Lincoln comic book where Abe Lincoln's a superhero and we can't quite separate the fake from the real. So I don't know, that part might not be true. Abraham Lincoln's out there, like with his shirt off doing karate in that book. So I don't know.

[Martin]

You and Allison, you know, y'all kind of got him and put some curves in and some boundaries and let him know. No, no, this is. This is not real. This is real. Yeah, but there's a lot of that. Now. What about his math teacher?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, she's a great lady. Yeah, he likes her too.

[Jase Robertson]

Workaholic, Miss works a lot. Miss.

[Phil Robertson]

He came home one day, work a. He had a bunch of math homework. He. Miss Works a lot at it again. And I said, who's that?

[Jase Robertson]

You gotta think about that, though. That, you know. You know, I have no idea what the lady's real name is, but with Carter, it's Miss Work a lot.

[Phil Robertson]

He said he doesn't call her that at school because you don't want to get trouble.

[Jase Robertson]

This is a nickname that only I can tell you about, you know? So, yeah.

[Martin]

Letting us in on the story, I.

[Phil Robertson]

Doubt Ms. Tatum listens, so nobody tell her.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, man, we don't want him in trouble.

[Martin]

Or. Or it'll be a lot harder on him. Ms. Works a lot harder.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I do like the fact that he says homework is necessary.

[Martin]

Yeah. Oh, he wasn't going to give up on that.

[Si Robertson]

I can appreciate that.

[Phil Robertson]

What was that? I was ready for, like, no homework, everything. Free video games forever. And he's like, no, homework's important.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Got to have homework.

[Phil Robertson]

This kid is that.

[Si Robertson]

Gotta have homework.

[Phil Robertson]

I hate homework. I don't even want my kids doing homework. Once we're home, work supposed to stop. And he's like, oh, it's important that we got to study. Yeah, he's. Man, he's. He's awesome. And this is. It's hard to fathom some of the stuff going on in his head, but he's. He's great.

[Martin]

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[Si Robertson]

There you go.

[Martin]

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[Si Robertson]

Yeah. This year's is the King Eider, which is really cool if you. I don't know how much you know about ducks, but that's a. That's a cool one. He lives up there in Alaska. You can only. You have to get drawn for the tag. So it's like a. It's. It's a bucket list bird for a lot of people.

[Martin]

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[Phil Robertson]

I have a question I believe I saw on the social medias si. Were you detained by the transport and security administration?

[Si Robertson]

Let me tell you something. I got a full body.

[Martin]

They always check. Sigh. They stop.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm like, we get up there to get the ticket, yo. And I've got the auction. One thing on my shoulder, yell. And I said, what is that, sir? And I said, ox machine. He said, oh, no, you can't. You can't. You can't fly with that.

[Si Robertson]

Gotta have a form.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

A special form that we've never had to use.

[Jase Robertson]

I have a special form, and you gotta have a statement from a doctor. I said, guys, I've been flying for the last 10 years with this thing around my neck.

[Si Robertson]

And so, like any good friend also you got there. Yeah. And. Yeah. And like, you just flew there with it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And like any good friend would do, like a video. No. I bailed.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Next day, I know.

[Si Robertson]

I didn't. I didn't want to be looped in with him. I was like, nah, let me get out of here before he shows his butt there.

[Jase Robertson]

Next time, look up and look around. These bombs have out of yos, Jack. Oh, I get stuck with you, you idiots.

[Si Robertson]

I was like, you ain't gonna loop me in with him.

[Martin]

But fortunately, there was a lady named Helga.

[Si Robertson]

Can't make that up.

[Martin]

Is that Uncle S? I said, yeah, can you help us? And she was like, oh, yes, I can help. She talked on the phone to him. Got it. Got us all through. And said, don't worry about it.

[Jase Robertson]

I started out laughing, but then when they kept pressing it and then they bring this guy over. Well, I'm kind of getting a little to, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

When I heard his voice change, I said, you know what? I'm out. I'm going to school.

[Phil Robertson]

And you're. You're friendly.

[Jase Robertson]

I just said it politely first. I said, guys, I've been flying for 10 years with this stupid thing.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. He was nice about it.

[Martin]

I said, he was nice about it.

[Jase Robertson]

I said, they x ray it. I said, it's got one battery on the Bottom of it.

[Phil Robertson]

Thank you.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, And I've got one in the bag. They're saying, oh, well, no, you gotta have. You gotta have a form. You gotta have a doctor statement. I said, guys, how you think I'm gonna get all this junk done?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Sitting doctor that walks around with me all the time.

[Si Robertson]

It was good.

[Martin]

They gave me a copy. Helga gave me a copy of everything that we need if we ever want to fly that airline.

[Si Robertson]

Delta. Yeah, I don't care.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, that's just the first time it's ever happened.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it was weird. But then.

[Jase Robertson]

So I go all overseas to, you know, Ireland, y'all.

[Si Robertson]

So I went to tsa, did all my stuff. And I'm standing there. My guy. A guy done spotted us. So he was standing there asking me, you know, all the normal questions. No big deal.

[Phil Robertson]

I really like that.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. No, and then, so. But then I'm standing there talking to him right behind tsa, and I look and I see. Sigh. And my man. This is the one I videoed. My man done broke out a wand on him, and they're, like, rubbing him. Leaning him up off the wheelchair, like, rubbing him down, you know? And then he takes a little. He takes a little tab over there and puts it in deal. And I'm like, oh, he's going to test positive for gunpowder. I know it. Which is why I was videoing. That's what I thought must have. I was like, oh, he. He is about to test positive for gunpowder, and this is going to be fantastic.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I think it was New York. Yo, Phil's up there. Yo, and they wave him one him down with beep, beep, beep, beep. Yo, and Phil. The guy wrenched in Phil's coat pocket, you know, and he said, you know, guy holds up a. 30. 30 round, you know, and he says, what it is? And Phil said, Look like 30. 30 to me.

[Phil Robertson]

Can't travel with those.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no. You know, y'all. And the guy said, well, you. And Phil said, well, you can have it, son. I ain't got the gun. I said, you can. He said, you have the bullet. You know, I don't want it back.

[Phil Robertson]

How did he get to New York with the bullet?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, hey, he had it in his hunting coat. It was, you know.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, yeah, I got the same third degree one, time for a choke tube. I had no idea you couldn't carry a choke tube.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, a choke tube by itself.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I know. I mean, I intentionally put it in my pocket at somebody. Yeah, that's why he's like, well, this is a gun part. I was like, sure is. Goes in the very end of a barrel.

[Phil Robertson]

It's not as dangerous as a Snickers bar. You sell those?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. I mean, like I said, it's real dangerous.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, maybe if I threw it and hit you in the air with it, it'd knock you out. But other than that, it's wild.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. But it was no traveling with sigh. It's always on the way up. Phillip gave me his first class seat. He said, look, I need to take a nap and I can't sleep if size beside me.

[Martin]

It's not si. It's the shaking, the noise, the ice in the cup, the bumping me. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay, boys, here's what's funny. He actually had a vacation on this trip. Yeah, he took off and Martin or John had to push me in the wheel.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, the other day when we got back in for coming into Monroe, you know, I'm standing there and it was another lady that needed a wheelchair. So I. I'd already sat down in mine and I said, darling, here you're. Hey, sit down in my. Take mine. I'll somebody up. Bring me up. Well, when Mark come over there, I said, you ready, big guy? And he said, what do you mean? I said, you gotta push me. Philip then took off.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

He said, where did Philip go? I said, he went to get my truck.

[Phil Robertson]

Got one job, man.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. He had to get the truck. Yeah. Martin said, hey, what a life. I didn't sign up for this. And I said, yeah, you did.

[Martin]

I love having and Martin with us.

[Si Robertson]

Yes. I grabbed me coming off the plane. He said, wait right here. I was like, I got almost.

[Jase Robertson]

He's got his bag. He ain't got no bag.

[Martin]

He don't check no bag.

[Jase Robertson]

I said, I didn't sign up for this. I said, oh, yeah, you did. You just didn't know it.

[Si Robertson]

I had to.

[Jase Robertson]

Shut up. Shut up. Push me up the ramp.

[Si Robertson]

I had the TT, son. Sorry. Maybe you don't know that they will give you as much of that tomato juice in first class as you want. Well, I know you do not have to get every shred out of that coat too.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yes, I do, buddy. Yeah, buddy, buddy.

[Si Robertson]

Shaking the ice, getting the ice to melt to get some more. That red slurry off the sides. I mean, that ticket was expensive.

[Phil Robertson]

He's getting his money's worth.

[Si Robertson]

They will give you all you want.

[Jase Robertson]

I love that. Because the lady said, you want some more? And I said, no, I'm good. And he just, he said, dolly. Hey, I. Yo.

[Si Robertson]

And I'm going, yeah, he just trying to get all that spicy material.

[Martin]

And what he didn't see is him bumping me, saying, where's your fingernail file? Give me the clippers. You got a toothpick? Hey, Philip, where's that little pillow? You got a blanket in that back? All those things. I was. For two hours I sat back there with Godwin and I slept like a log. And on the way back, I said, martin, Martin. And he done took off to his seat. I said, martin. He was like, no, no, Hammer, I'm.

[Phil Robertson]

Sitting by your side.

[Si Robertson]

So we got on the plane to Mun yesterday, and y'all don't know any of this, most likely, but I guess Ulm had like a home volleyball game or something. So a whole team from Marshall. Yeah, we are the Thundering Herd or whatever's on the airplane coming. And me and Goblin are back on the exit row in the back. And they're all like sitting as a team. One block of seats behind us. And every one of them start Googling psychological. And they're all talking about, I think that's that guy from Duck Dynasty. I think that's that guy. And so me and Godwin are just sitting there and I'm like, my hood up. I'm like, man, I'm tired. I just. I really just want to get home. Like, it's been a long few days, like. And they just go to arguing about if it is Sigh or not. And they're like, no, he's got glasses. See, look, he's got glasses. That ain't him. That guy up front didn't have glasses. That guy up front had oxygen. That is not him.

[Phil Robertson]

That guy up front had oxygen.

[Si Robertson]

And then so I let him go through all that stuff, of course. And then we get on the ground, I just turn around, looked at him, I said, look, that is Sigh. If you want to know his new look, you can check out the Duck Car Room podcast.

[Phil Robertson]

There's a five star review. Thank you.

[Si Robertson]

I didn't do that till I threw my backpack on my shoulder and took off.

[Jase Robertson]

I was like, he's out of here.

[Si Robertson]

And then they're looking around like, oh, crap, that's Martin and Goblin and me and Galvin.

[Jase Robertson]

Just, we go.

[Martin]

Hey, Sigh. Used that my pillow on all of our trips to Wisconsin and loved it.

[Si Robertson]

And my pillow has been canceled by another box store. So you know what? They just pass in the discount straight on to you, the customer. The standard MyPillow retails for 49.98. And now for a limited time, you will receive one for only $14.98. Unbelievable.

[Jase Robertson]

That is a deal.

[Si Robertson]

And unlike other deals, this one is so good they're going to limit you to 10 per. Per one per person. You can get 10 of them. Take advantage of this amazing deal while supplies last. My pillow is made with patented adjustable feel, which means it adjusts to your exact individual needs regardless of your sleep position. It also helps keep your neck aligned and holds its shape all night long so you get the best sleep of your life. But that's not all. You can get their six piece kitchen or bath towel sets for only 25.

[Phil Robertson]

25.

[Si Robertson]

And you can also get the famous Mypillow bed sheets for as low as 25 and so much more. Here's how you know my pillows are good. Them folks at that deal we just went to paid a lot of money to be there. And one of the prizes, this is true was a my pillow for the whole team.

[Martin]

That's right. Exactly. The whole team.

[Si Robertson]

And they were excited whether you're after pillows, bed sheets, slippers, robes. Hey, hey. There it is.

[Jase Robertson]

That's a robe.

[Si Robertson]

There it is. That's the only thing size should have brought on that trip was his robe. He could have sat by that far place. They are cozy, they're comfortable. I don't know what else to tell you. They're a great value. And this amazing offer will not last forever. Go to mypillow.com and enter promo code DOC. Or call 800-969-3137 to get huge discounts on all my pillow products, including the standard size mypillow for only 14.98. That's the lowest price ever. Don't delay. Order today. Go to mypillow.com and enter promo code or call 800-969-3137. We just got back from Wisconsin.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I got. We got to talk about that.

[Si Robertson]

But it's a true. And I'm not. I could care less about politics. Right? Whatever. Vote for whoever you gonna vote for. Don't. It shouldn't matter who I vote for. It is a true battleground state. And the fact that when you're there, everybody worried about it legitimately. You can't go 12ft without seeing a Trump or a Harris sign. And I swear it is 50. 50. I swear it's every other house. It was unbelievable.

[Jase Robertson]

It's even got signs. Hey, you're trespassing.

[Si Robertson]

Hear you.

[Jase Robertson]

Yo. It even had one place we went around the corner and there's literally the driveway. And then there they. I mean, right up to the line of the property.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And the guy saying, hey, don't be trespassing on my driveway.

[Si Robertson]

It said, john, you're trespassing.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Because they were taking each other's signs.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And they're pointing them toward each other's houses.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah. It was actually a battle going on between these two.

[Phil Robertson]

Of political science.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. And on the interstate, my favorite.

[Martin]

That was my favorite.

[Si Robertson]

My favorite juxtaposition. Because it's just funny to me. On this side of interstate, there's a big hill. Well, it's solid Donald Trump.

[Martin]

Trump Hill.

[Si Robertson]

Solid Donald Trump. And then over here, you can't make this up. There is a wetland.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Like cattails, water ducks, everything. And there's a big Harris wall sign in the swamp. Like, you cannot make this up. Like, if you want. And I'm not sure that the Trump guy didn't put the sign in the swamp.

[Martin]

He stole it. Yeah, I'm not sure that.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, I saw the humor in that and I just giggled. And we had to drive by the high ground. She's down there in a slew Right across the street.

[Phil Robertson]

In Wisconsin.

[Si Robertson]

In Wisconsin.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Because we don't. Like, there's not any signs around our town. Like, no, there's not anybody arguing. Like, I think in Louisiana, where either all just so sick of it or we just know how it's going to go. Nobody cares and we're all friendly. I haven't been in one weird argument.

[Jase Robertson]

Well.

[Phil Robertson]

Or anything.

[Jase Robertson]

Based in Wisconsin.

[Phil Robertson]

So my question is for the people. Have you ever driven somewhere and seen a billboard that said someone's name and said, oh, I'll vote for them now? Because I saw this sign. What are political signs doing?

[Si Robertson]

Well, in Louisiana, they quickly turn into either rifle targets or no trespassing signs. Yeah. It's what all the people, like, turn. They turn over. They spray paint and then put no trespassing. Or, you know, posted, you know, little Creek Hunting Club on the back of it.

[Jase Robertson]

Full of holes.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Or that.

[Martin]

And what I don't like is after the election, nobody picks up the signs. And I'm like, I'm glad I didn't vote for that guy. Cause he left his signs up year around.

[Phil Robertson]

Year around.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. They're just like Christmas lights.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I hadn't put my Christmas lights up yet, but it's coming.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, it was. I don't know. I just. Yeah. Coming from down here where you just Rarely see. I mean, you see a little bit, but not much to legit. Could not go any distance without seeing some sort of political affiliation sign. It just blew my mind. I was like, man, these people are serious. But the cool part is, and I guess they all somewhat get along because they were neighbors.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Like, they were living. We were staying at a place out by a little small lake or whatever, and there were a bunch of houses on the lake, and legitimately, every other house, it was Trump Harris. Trump Harris. I mean, it's like it was a prerequisite. Like, if you move into this, you have to be this, because otherwise this doesn't work.

[Phil Robertson]

To check the dominoes, though.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it was.

[Jase Robertson]

We got to keep it equal.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. It was crazy.

[Phil Robertson]

I need to take Carter to a swing state.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Have him do a rally.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. You need to go to a battleground state and just let him witness, like, what that means, because I had never been to one during an election cycle, obviously. Yeah, it was crazy, man. It was just.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, how was the other parts of the trip besides the political part?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, man, Wisconsin was great. The weather was great. There was, like, heavy frost on the ground. It felt like fall. Oh, yeah. All right.

[Jase Robertson]

And the leaves on the tree were fantastic.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. People don't talk about how pretty Wisconsin is.

[Jase Robertson]

It is really beautiful.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. I don't think it gets enough credit.

[Phil Robertson]

How was the cheese?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, we didn't eat any.

[Jase Robertson]

We didn't get any.

[Si Robertson]

We. We went.

[Jase Robertson]

Isn't that pitiful?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

We didn't bring nothing back.

[Si Robertson]

We didn't bring nothing back. The only cheese I had were on a gas station pizza. We.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm ashamed of y'all. You went to Wisconsin?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I didn't get no cheese and.

[Phil Robertson]

Didn't get no cheese.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. I got a pitiful.

[Si Robertson]

I didn't see apparent. Apparently, Milwaukee area is just known for beer.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, that's what I gathered.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

The Milwaukee area. And it makes sense because it's like.

[Phil Robertson]

Miller, the baseball team is the Brewers.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. You saw Old Style. Yeah. You saw Miller. You saw Old Milwaukee. You saw, like, all the stuff. What's the thought? Y'all going to eat cheese like spotted cow or laughing? I don't know, but it was just. It's a bunch of beer around there, which in a former life of mine, would have been really cool. I could have stayed, you know, I could have stayed a while, but at this point, I was way more interested in cheese, and that didn't. That didn't come to fruition.

[Phil Robertson]

That's sad.

[Si Robertson]

But no, the. The pheasant hunting was solid. I get. I mean, I guess it was a hunt. It wasn't really.

[Martin]

It was a European pheasant hunt.

[Si Robertson]

It was a shoot.

[Martin]

Yeah. And when they came out, they were everywhere.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. They got some boys up there in a tower throwing them around. It was fun.

[Jase Robertson]

That was fun. But I hunt for life. Okay. It was a charity, and it was good to see there's still a lot of good people in this world.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. We did some cool thing. We raised over a million dollars while we were there. Yeah. Yeah.

[Martin]

Yes. I said. They said we. We raised 800,000 this one year, and our goal is to try and get to a million. So I said, oh, we'll. We'll do that, and we'll have.

[Jase Robertson]

We actually accomplished it.

[Si Robertson]

$1,000,080.

[Martin]

And Martin, tell Johnny D. The story how we found out what. Oh, how it happened to go over them.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. So apparently we weren't at. We didn't do the million. We were sitting back at the lodge, and the guys were cleaning up, and there was one. It was a. It's funny because it. It was a Tebow Jersey of all things that didn't get bought on a silent. On a silent auction, which makes a lot of sense because, like, Wisconsin's a long way from Florida.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, not. Not a whole lot of Tebow ites up there, I guess you would say. But then a guy walked up to the guy and was like, y'all are putting that back up. And he's like, yeah, man, nobody bought it. Whatever. And the guy's like, I mean, 750, a fair price for it. Yeah, yeah, you can.

[Phil Robertson]

750.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you can have.

[Jase Robertson]

So more than fair.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you can have it for. I mean, he's like, I'll take it for 750 or whatever. And so the guy gave him 750. He went over there, handed it to their clerk, and she was just, like, went berserk because that 750 took it to $1,000,080.

[Phil Robertson]

One million eighty.

[Jase Robertson]

It was short.

[Si Robertson]

We were shorter in.

[Phil Robertson]

Tim Tebow still winning games right there.

[Si Robertson]

Tim Tebow fourth, and Tebow, baby, pulling it out. He still got it over. I was like, well, we'll share that story with. With Mr. Tebow because he's around enough that. I mean, he would probably find that pretty cool. But it. It was a cool thing, man. It. It. They have this. That foundation supports a lot of different foundations, so it. And it in and of itself is just one that takes in a lot of money, then appropriates it to other foundations. So they had two of the other ones there that I didn't know that they even existed. But one of them was called Heal Our Patriots, which was really cool. It's a marriage retreat for service men and women going through rough spots in their marriages.

[Jase Robertson]

Billy Graham started it. Okay. And then they got in on this.

[Si Robertson]

And so they had some of the. The. The patriots there, our former servicemen that went through it. And to hear and see the changes in their lives and marriages was just powerful for one. I mean, like, you know, these guys put. I ate dinner with them, and they were telling stories of, like. I was like, whoa.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, people don't realize because, like, I didn't even. Okay. And I spent 24 and a half years military. I didn't realize, like, when Vietnam, the guys got shot, well, they wouldn't go. Go home.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

They would go to a hospital to be patched up and fixed up. Okay, well, hey, guess what? We went to Billy Graham up here in Alaska.

[Martin]

Franklin. Franklin Graham.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Franklin Graham. Here comes a plane in. That's got veterans on it. Okay. That. It's their welcome home, because, hey, they didn't come home. You know, they went to the hospital to get over their wounds. So it's a. It's a powerful thing to stand there, because I'm sitting there with tears streaming down my face, you know, because these guys didn't get a welcome home.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay. So it's. Yeah, it. Yeah, I. Sitting there bald like a baby.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it was.

[Jase Robertson]

And then, you know, it's a wild, powerful thing. It really is.

[Martin]

And then they had a life camp program for kids whose dads have died in the act of service, whether it be the police department, firemen, first responders, or in the military. And one of the guys had gone through the camp, and we got to meet him and hear his story, and it was amazing. It's just.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

It was how these guys step up. And it was a kid.

[Si Robertson]

A kid. Brian was his name. And I'll never forget him because he was just going through the deal, and he was like, yeah. Before the camp, I was just angry at God, Like, I lost my dad, didn't understand why, went to the camp, and then realized that's not why we lost dad. And, like, just. I mean, the whole courage of the whole thing. I mean, this kid is 12 years old. Like, I mean, I don't know. When you see stuff like that, it gives you hope, because, like, it. It gives you hope that somebody, God forbid, anything happened to any of us, but that hopefully other men would step up and stand in the gap for us. If something was, well, it just shows, okay?

[Jase Robertson]

These are people that love their neighbors, okay? And don't run their mouth, okay? They take action, okay? And here's the thing about it. All that money, not a dime goes to anyone but the kids.

[Martin]

And John and John Godwin almost got.

[Si Robertson]

Knocked out by a pigeon.

[Jase Robertson]

I was gonna try to say it, but it was too late.

[Martin]

It was coming right by that me and John and I shot it moving forward and it flew straight at Godwin. And Godwin's loading his gun. I'm telling you about that far.

[Jase Robertson]

Just it's like this, like 4 inches.

[Si Robertson]

I was it.

[Jase Robertson]

He was putting the shell in his gun. And Martin will say, God, I was going, godwin.

[Carter Owen]

Godwin.

[Jase Robertson]

Godwin said.

[Si Robertson]

And it wasn't I at this point, I was just taking a break. I was sitting on the ground by Si. Si was in a chair and I was just sitting on the ground by him. And we was commentating on everybody. And I looked and I saw that thing and I was just going, goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin.

[Martin]

He said, I thought you were trying to tell me his pigeon was flying my way.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, it was flying his way. He was dead.

[Si Robertson]

I'm talking about me. Out of control within single digit inches. Mr. Hitting poor Goblin right in the top of the head.

[Jase Robertson]

Martin said, did you hear the wind?

[Si Robertson]

God said, no, I was trying to load my gun.

[Phil Robertson]

Psalm 127. Three children are a heritage from the Lord. Offspring a reward for him.

[Jase Robertson]

That's it.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm glad Carl Carter was able to join us today. Thank y'all for letting him do that. He enjoy. He's going to talk about it for a month. I love it every night.

[Si Robertson]

All right, we'll see y'all next time. Right here in the duck call room. We're out.