Uncle Si Isn’t the Only Black Sheep in the Robertson Family

Summary

Duck Call Room Episode Summary: "Uncle Si Isn’t the Only Black Sheep in the Robertson Family"

Release Date: March 11, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson & Justin Martin
Guests: Alex Robertson

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Introduction: Welcoming Hunter Back

The episode kicks off with the hosts expressing excitement about having Hunter back in the "Duck Call Room." There’s playful banter about Hunter’s recent mishap, where he appears to have been bitten by a snake. Si Robertson humorously remarks, “Hunter, did you get bit by a snake?” at [00:30], highlighting Hunter's resilience as he reassures everyone he's still alive despite the ordeal.

Introducing Alex Robertson: The Family's Black Sheep

The spotlight then shifts to Alex Robertson, who is introduced as the "black sheep" of the Robertson family. Ryan Reynolds muses at [03:20], “Do you really have a twin sister?” revealing the unexpected dynamic within the family. Alex shares her unique relationship with her twin sister, detailing how they once disliked each other but have grown closer over time. At [04:10], she humorously describes her sister’s quirky behavior: “Like last night she was like, hey, you want to walk to the bathroom with me?”

Childhood Memories: Dressing Alike and Family Antics

The conversation delves into childhood memories, particularly focusing on how Alex and Hunter used to dress alike. Alex reminisces at [05:06], “We wore matching clothes,” while Ryan quips, “No wonder you hate wearing dresses,” referencing their shared childhood experiences. The hosts laugh over stories of wearing matching Domino’s uniforms and the challenges of maintaining individuality.

Wild Encounters: Snake Tales and Chicken Chaos

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around wild encounters with wildlife. Hunter recounts a vivid story at [22:22] about a seven-foot snake involved in a rather bizarre incident: “He swallowed 12 eggs.” The tale unfolds with exaggerated humor as Hunter explains how the snake regurgitated eggs, leaving everyone in stitches.

Alex adds her expertise from her background in wildlife management, sharing at [23:04] her experiences dealing with snakes in chicken coops: “I would see if I could sling the eggs out of them and, and, and amazingly they sling out like a slingshot.”

Family Tattoos and Misadventures

The topic of tattoos emerges as Alex and Hunter discuss their family’s unique approach to tattoos. At [41:09], Alex shares her journey: “I graduated from pastry school... and then I ran the Ms. K's restaurant for about eight years. Until Covid killed it.” This segues into humorous exchanges about their parents’ tattoos, including a wild story about their father tattooing “Al” on himself while drunk at [43:45].

Navigating Family Dynamics and Relationships

The hosts explore the intricacies of family relationships, highlighting Hunter's role as the black sheep. Hunter candidly states at [32:09], “Why are you the black sheep of the family?” paving the way for a heartfelt discussion about feeling out of place and finding solace within the family’s close-knit but quirky dynamics.

Humorous Sign-Off: Embracing the Black Sheep Identity

As the episode wraps up, the hosts collectively embrace their unique statuses within the family. Alex affirms at [55:33], “I couldn’t feel any better. I’m also the black sheep of my family,” while Hunter adds, “Hunter, you’re the black sheep of everything.” The episode concludes with a heartwarming and humorous affirmation of their roles, “Weirdos of the duck call room, unite,” reinforcing the camaraderie and love that binds the Robertson family despite their differences.

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Notable Quotes:

• Ryan Reynolds ([03:20]): “Do you really have a twin sister?”
• Hunter ([22:22]): “He swallowed 12 eggs.”
• Alex Robertson ([04:10]): “Like last night she was like, hey, you want to walk to the bathroom with me?”
• Hunter ([32:09]): “Why are you the black sheep of the family?”
• Alex Robertson ([55:33]): “I couldn’t feel any better. I’m also the black sheep of my family.”

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This episode of Duck Call Room offers a blend of humorous anecdotes, family lore, and heartfelt conversations, all centered around the theme of being the "black sheep" within the Robertson family. Listeners are treated to entertaining stories that highlight the unique and endearing dynamics of a family that thrives on laughter and shared adventures.

Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the duck call room.

Y'all asked for Hunter Cam and we've got Hunter Cam. Actually, we just have Hunter.

They've been clamoring for this moment for Hunter to get back in a chair.

Hunter, can you look at me? Like, just really. I just wanted to make sure we could potentially get the. Look at the faint bruise on the side of his neck.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hunter, did you get bit by a snake?

[Unknown]

Oui.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I see two holes in Hunter's neck, dead and about that far apart.

[Unknown]

We're not going to stay there, Hunter. But if you thought you were going to get a pass on that wrong answer, you knew better than sitting over there. Welcome, Hunter.

[Alex Robertson]

Thanks.

[Unknown]

The fans have been clamoring.

[Alex Robertson]

I don't know why. I don't know why.

[Unknown]

Yes, yes.

[Alex Robertson]

Reaching out to my Instagram, which is a new.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Hunter pulled me aside this morning, said I got a question about Instagrams and dms. And I was like, yeah, stay out of.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You got to be kidding me.

[Unknown]

What? Oh, no, I was. Oh, well, he thought he got bit by a snake and in the Bible got bit by.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And this clown Googles it and got all kinds of snake wrapped around limbs, trees.

[Unknown]

Well, if he really got bit by a snake, I was going to put this one up so he could look at it, not die. Yeah, well, Exodus for you.

Oh, there you go.

No Leviticus.

Well, the problem is he numbers the problem out there. The problem is he got bit by a snake and somebody tried to suck the poison out of. Lucky for him, she must have got it because he's still.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's still alive.

[Unknown]

Honor. Let's face it. You're as close to a little brother as I'm ever going to get. So this is a lot of fun for me. So.

That is the problem.

[Alex Robertson]

I have a twin.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's good to know how the love world is okay in 2025.

[Unknown]

It's all cyclical, man. They've been doing the same thing for years.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hold on.

[Unknown]

What?

[Alex Robertson]

Good over there.

[Unknown]

Did you just say you have a twin?

[Alex Robertson]

This isn't new information.

[Unknown]

You didn't know that he got a twin sister?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I didn't know.

[Unknown]

I don't pay that much attention to you, Hunter, but I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You had.

[Unknown]

I'm just kidding.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do you really have a twin sister?

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah. Okay, now you've met her.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey. That's it. I don't remember it if I.

[Unknown]

Did. You.

[Alex Robertson]

You. You told me you met her.

[Unknown]

Bring her. Josh, you're in charge of getting this person.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

We have more questions for Hunter and the only person that can answer them is a person that once shared a womb with him.

[Alex Robertson]

You think I'm anxious?

[Unknown]

Wait. She's 24 and a female? Yeah. Definition.

[Alex Robertson]

Like, I might be a little. A little worse than her, but she. She's got some tendencies. Like last night she was like, hey, you want to walk to the bathroom with me? I was like, I don't think I'm allowed in there.

[Unknown]

Not anymore.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I. I would. You better not go that route.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Can't.

[Alex Robertson]

Can't walk to the bathroom by herself.

[Unknown]

Really? That's.

I thought that's a woman thing. Yeah, they go in pairs.

Yeah, they just do that. That's not a twin thing. Unfortunately for you, you have a twin. But that's why I find Hunters so fascinating.

Because there's a girl version of them out there.

I will know because as a twin parent, I like to see what's coming for me. I like to see the anomalies that are built up in these things from a. From a bond that is unlike Anomaly.

[Alex Robertson]

I don't know if it'll be the same for you, but. We hated each other. We're nothing alike. We're actually close. We're very similar now, but did y'all.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Wear the same clothes?

[Alex Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Alex Robertson]

We.

[Unknown]

No wonder you hate wearing dresses.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I blame it on the parents. I do too. That's the parents problem.

[Unknown]

You were wearing girl Clothes.

[Alex Robertson]

No, no, obviously not.

[Unknown]

Now we know Hunter's whole problem.

[Ryan Reynolds]

A lot better.

[Alex Robertson]

That's not what I mean.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Growing up because. Yeah, yeah. Dress.

[Unknown]

Sister's clothes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, that's about as good as old Johnny Cash with, hey, being named Sue. Boys.

[Unknown]

Boy named Sue.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, I knew I wouldn't be around, so. Hey, I made you wear dresses.

[Unknown]

Oh, man, I love it, Hunter.

So y'all wore. You just said.

[Alex Robertson]

No, I didn't mean her clothing.

[Unknown]

You wore matching clothes.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah, we wore matching clothes.

[Unknown]

But there were boys and girls. Yeah, it's 20, 25, man. We gotta specify.

Well, there's a bunch of that stuff out there. As a twin parent, you would be surprised at what they match. Boy and girl. I'm saying twins. Like when you get in a twin section.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The cloth industry loved it. Okay.

[Unknown]

Huh?

[Ryan Reynolds]

The cloth industry loved it.

[Unknown]

Oh, yeah. Big cloth. Big cloth. Big cloth. Big cloth. Industry. Yeah. Big pharma. Big cloth.

[Alex Robertson]

We dressed as Domino's one time.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. How much.

[Unknown]

Oh, what number were you?

[Alex Robertson]

I think it was our age. I. I don't remember.

[Unknown]

See, that's where my head.

[Alex Robertson]

Straight.

[Unknown]

Pizza box or eight. Oh, way cooler.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's why he went with a pizza.

[Unknown]

When did y'all quit dressing alike? Like, I want to know what? Like, my future is for this, or do y'all still. Does she wear this? No. She have a band aid on her neck last week.

[Alex Robertson]

Not gonna let that go, are you?

[Unknown]

No.

No, he's not.

That's. You should have just worn it like a man, not the band aid.

[Alex Robertson]

Professional.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Don't try to hide it.

[Alex Robertson]

And my hoodies wouldn't cover. We're not talking about this.

[Unknown]

You wear pajama pants and hoodies every day, and now you're like, oh, I.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Want to be a professional.

[Unknown]

There it is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, in his defense.

[Unknown]

There it is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think everybody's got a hickey story.

[Unknown]

Well, who doesn't?

I have one.

We just. We most of the time got it out of the way before we started a career.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, no, no, I. Cause I ain't had a good one.

[Unknown]

Like, I just had to deal with it at football practice. Right?

Like, I got the best one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What happened to you, boy?

[Unknown]

Yeah, mine's a straight lie, too. I had this PA football thing where you had a suction cup and you would stick it on the table and you'd flick the paper.

Football.

Well, I took that suction cup and put it square on my forehead, and I didn't know.

No.

And then I was trying to hit it and flick the football through the uprights over my head. But I left that suction cup on my forehead for about 30 minutes. And when I took that sucker off, I had sixth grade. Had to go to school with a squared up on my forehead.

You were cupping before. Cupping?

Yeah, I did it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's right.

[Unknown]

There you go.

But then I was like, wow, I look like an idiot. And my friends are going to make fun of me for putting a suction cup on my forehead. So I pulled a Hunter.

Yeah.

Oh no, just straight line.

I say if you put a band aid on your forehead, that's commitment.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Because got all nervous. I told everybody my I got a new paintball gun and we were testing out. My dad accidentally shot me in the forehead. And they believe.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You gotta get everything with a good story. Okay, that's how you end.

[Alex Robertson]

Was it you that I told that my dad accidentally like kicked my sister's head trying to get a roll of toilet paper off of her head?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like karate knocked her fire out of her.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah, karate kicked her.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, let me know. Let me knock out. Why?

[Unknown]

I don't think that was an accident.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think he did it on purpose.

[Unknown]

No, no, I think he did it on purpose.

[Alex Robertson]

He stuck like the toilet paper on my head, got it clean off.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And that's what I'm talking about. He did it on purpose.

[Alex Robertson]

And then, and then he went to my sister.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hold on. He did it on purpose? Yeah, he did it on purpose.

[Unknown]

Is it because you were wearing a dress and she was wearing boys clothes and he got confused. I think we need to have your parents in here. You were wearing dresses. They were kicking your sister in the face.

So your dad like started that trend way before it was a trend to like kicking the top off the water bottle. He just tried it with toilet paper and a human. Yeah. That's cool. He.

[Alex Robertson]

He used up all of his.

[Unknown]

Man, there's a lot of stuff making more sense now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I put that song made us weird. Okay. Wow.

[Unknown]

You ever seen that? You ever seen that show How I escaped my Cult?

[Alex Robertson]

No. Okay, tell me more.

[Unknown]

No, I was just curious. You may ought to look into it. Oh, wow. What a life.

Man, I don't even know how to respond to the last eight minutes.

I don't either. Other than I just been sitting there laughing for most of it.

But Hunter is a national treasure.

Yeah. You want to know why we put you there? Here we go, buddy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We got to have. Look, we got to have your sister here.

[Alex Robertson]

I agree.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, no, I'm sorry. I have both of you.

[Unknown]

Hold on. You. Yeah, you're Terrified of putting a camera on yourself, so. But you're like, hey, the person who know me more than anybody and at one point hated me and let's bring her in.

[Alex Robertson]

I'm a little bit more comfortable now. My sister would be like, oh, goodness. Way worse than me.

[Unknown]

You're doing a great job.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We gotta bring.

[Unknown]

We gotta bring her in this. Yeah. You said he doing a great job, buddy. Y'all see how fast him feet?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think that he ain't stopped moving.

[Unknown]

He looks like a duck.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Yeah. He ain't stopped moving since he's allowed.

[Unknown]

Everything on top of the water. Cool. Everything under the water.

People have been saying that about me for years. Some of us just move.

Gotta.

[Alex Robertson]

I gotta hide it, you know?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Run solid, run deep, boys.

[Unknown]

I would like to revisit that. I wanted to look professional. Hunter, this is what you wear every day. So.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah, this is live video.

[Unknown]

There's a T shirt with Cronyo Megalo game the Gobblecon on it. I don't even know what the word is.

My.

[Alex Robertson]

My T shirt's fun right now.

[Unknown]

Oh, yeah. Now we're. Now we're.

Oh, is it the possum in the mountain?

[Ryan Reynolds]

It is. Let's see.

[Unknown]

Very predictable.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You can't.

[Unknown]

Mountain Dew. It's already been Mountain done.

There you go. That's where.

[Alex Robertson]

It's the lift by.

[Unknown]

Where do you shop?

[Alex Robertson]

Everywhere. I got this off the Instagram store.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He drives around looking for old places to shop.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Well, when I was a kid, to get weird T shirts, you had to go into that one store in the mall, but you didn't want anybody to see you in there.

Yeah.

So you had to go fast.

But then you had all their stickers all over.

You know, I had a T shirt.

[Alex Robertson]

Expensive, though.

[Unknown]

I had a T shirt that said, guns don't kill people. People with mustaches kill people. And I wore it to school and teachers laughed.

Yeah.

Because 2004 was way cooler than it is to 2025.

Yeah. People weren't way there. They're not too.

I would get thrown out of school for wearing that now.

Yeah. You couldn't even wear that to work.

[Alex Robertson]

1. One of my friends wore a shirt that said love, but it was spelled with guns at my high school. And they made them, like, do it. Wear it inside out to walk around.

[Unknown]

Where'd you go? West. Washed out. Yeah.

[Alex Robertson]

West Washed all.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Alex Robertson]

I mean, it kind of makes sense.

[Unknown]

That fits the demographic.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

I mean, I guess.

Washed off.

I got cousins that go there. Man. That's fine. I like West Washed off.

I love it.

It's just too far out there.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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Where'd you grow up?

[Alex Robertson]

Rustin.

[Unknown]

You're from Rustin?

[Alex Robertson]

I'm from Rustin.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That is terrifying.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Did y'all leave or did they kick y'all out?

They kicked.

[Alex Robertson]

We moved. We moved from, like a rural neighborhood to a farm.

[Unknown]

Okay. I was just curious. So like, Rusted north of Rustin or.

South of Rustin makes all the difference. He's south of Rustin.

I don't know. Which way did you go when you got off? Interstate, right, left, left. Oh, south of Rust.

[Alex Robertson]

Okay. Yeah.

[Unknown]

Okay.

Hey, down by Weston And Quitman.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Formville.

[Unknown]

I know those people. Those are my people too.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Yeah. I was just curious because you didn't strike me as a rest tonight. I mean, I got friends that are from Ruston and they.

My only friend from Rustin's Carl Malone.

There's a strong chance he could palm Hunter's head. Yeah, probably just like.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, he could probably just lift him up.

[Unknown]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Just.

[Alex Robertson]

Only reason I know who this is is because he has a. His name's on car dealerships in Rustin I. Other than that, I think he's a basketball player.

[Unknown]

You don't know the mailman?

[Alex Robertson]

No.

[Unknown]

He got dealerships in Salt Lake City too.

Mailman deliver even on Sundays, whenever. It's Carl Malone.

Yeah. But wow, Rust, I would have never figured you for a rustic.

How do we get on?

That's. Yeah, it's the way we always do.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I we I.

[Unknown]

It's a long and winding road.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Chasing rabbits. Oh, everyone. Yeah.

[Unknown]

But if we go down the basketball player route, we're gonna lose Hunter fast.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Yeah. He's not gonna have a lot to add to that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, he's a big squirrel hunter and he likes to hunt with dog.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. We have to wait till squirrel season here.

He's got some ponds. There was a dead squirrel in my driveway yesterday. Well, not my driveway, right in front of my house.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, hey, if I seen one run over, I stopped pick him up, take him home.

[Unknown]

Would you have done?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm serious. If I see him run over this, I take that sucker home. I did him out and fry him up.

[Alex Robertson]

I wrote to the guy who did that to a rapper just killed. We ran over.

[Unknown]

That's okay.

[Alex Robertson]

He's like, that's dinner. And then he grabbed it, cooked it the next day.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Y'all like what though? Jason. I remember when Jason. They put a Louisiana wildlife put a five dollar bonus on Tales of Nutrition. Nutrition.

[Unknown]

Mm.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, everyone. Easier way to go on the highway.

[Unknown]

They just announced that they're trying to.

[Hunter]

Get people to eat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Nutrition.

[Alex Robertson]

No, no.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, what's there? Vegetarian. So hey, you know.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah, they're also gross. I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, they are.

[Unknown]

The word rats in your name. I'm not eating.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, that's. That's all a nutri rat is a big rat. A warfrat I'm talking about. I mean, you already.

[Alex Robertson]

They're. They're glands are used for like raspberry flavoring. I think it's raspberry.

[Unknown]

Get them Out.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Unknown]

What are you talking about? There's. They don't grow nutrients to make raspberry.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Here's a wild one. Hey, guess where they get women's perfume.

[Alex Robertson]

It might be beavers. I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They get women's perfume from a skunk spray.

[Unknown]

That's not true either.

All right, Google it, Pepe Le Pew. Now, they do. They do use babies. They use the musk glands of skunks and of beavers to do a lot of perfumes and all kinds of things. I don't know about this raspberry deal, but if there's a part of a nutria that tastes like a raspberry, that's wild. No, it's worse because most people say.

Worse than we ever knew.

That tastes like chicken.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But hey, there's a lot of stuff that is so wild.

[Unknown]

This is worse than we ever put it up there. Nope, I'm just gonna read it. Can't be because put ear muffs over your children if you don't want them to know some things. Castorium.

Yeah.

Is an additive used in some foods that originates from a beaver. From the beaver's castor stack.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's worse.

[Unknown]

It's right around the oldie canal.

And food. Yeah, it's. It is it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Unknown]

Many raspberry and strawberry flavored foods contain this oil.

Really? So from the grundle of a beaver to your pop Tart?

Yeah, that's where pop tarts come from for sure.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, that hors d'oeuvre you got came from a beaver behind.

[Unknown]

Yeah, the grundle level. So you better hope that beavers never find out about. Man, I gotta be honest.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, Bottle boutique, baby.

[Unknown]

I feel like if it was. If you needed strawberry or raspberry, it is just way easier to go get strawberries and raspberries. I just learned to milk a beaver's butt.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't eat raspberries.

[Unknown]

I've never eaten anything. Again, disturbing. And why did you know this?

[Alex Robertson]

My dad knew it. I mean, we hunted nutrits and beavers.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Was your dad a farmer?

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah, still is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's how he knew farmers know.

[Unknown]

Yeah, he is the most probably.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He probably learned it from the almanac or the Internets. But he didn't read the Internet. I'm telling you, he learned from the Farmer's Almanac. Because hey, if you ever get one of them things and read it. Oh, there's all kind of wild stuff in that thing.

[Unknown]

Have you?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I've read part four, but. Oh, it was heavy.

[Alex Robertson]

The Almanac was heavy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm serious. Hey, Farmer's Almanac ain't just a book, okay? Exactly what it is. Hello. No, no, no, no. Farmers considered it that. You know, you got the Holy Bible, and then you got Farmer's Almanac right behind it. Clark, running is a close second.

[Unknown]

I don't.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay, you can. Hey, look, you can tell the weather by it, okay? You can literally. I'm serious. You can literally read one of them and predict the weather.

[Unknown]

Then I'm shook. I haven't.

I'd had to get Carter in here to tell me about the farmers. I didn't even get one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You asked him about that? I like to hear what you.

[Alex Robertson]

Why are you shook?

[Unknown]

I take a strawberry vitamin every morning.

[Alex Robertson]

Or a beaver vitamin.

[Unknown]

That's what I'm saying.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, you take a vitamin every morning?

[Unknown]

Well, it's a.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That comes from a pig.

[Unknown]

It's a. It's a. No, it's a K2D3 gummy. That's about gelatin. Are we. Ah. Oh, yeah. I don't eat that trash. Oh, if you're eating a gummy, it's made a gelatin problem. Yeah, but I'm talking about, like, a cup of Jello. I'm out on that. I never did get into that. I saw Johnny D's daughter the other night eating it, and I said, well, I ain't seen a kid with a cup of Jello in a minute.

You know what's better than a cup of Jello? That plate with the jello upside down. Oh. The mold from Picadilly.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah. And then you. And hey, then you sit there and watch it.

[Unknown]

Just shake.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Shake it and set it down and watch. Won't stop. Shake it again.

[Unknown]

We still talking about Jello, right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm telling you.

[Unknown]

Oh, man.

I know what we're talking about, but I'm into it.

Unbelievable.

This year's Farmers Almanac has a thing in it about raising chickens.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, that's that, too.

[Unknown]

They got it all in there, y'all.

I know eggs have gone up, but it is not worth having chickens in your back.

[Alex Robertson]

Oh, whatever. Chickens in your backyard are fun.

[Unknown]

Hey, now, let me tell you a little story about chicken.

No. Can we just. This kid watches, like, anime and, hey, I'm going to go to watch Barbie in Austin. And you think he's like, can a nerd have chickens? See, that's. And he's like, yeah, but chickens in your backyard. That's what I meant. I just can't figure you out.

[Alex Robertson]

I grew up chickens in our backyard.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Here's the thing. Raising chickens is, is a great entertainment, no?

[Alex Robertson]

Yes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh yeah.

[Unknown]

It is silk.

[Alex Robertson]

Like little baby silkies. I guess silkies are always small. They kind of look like they're wearing pants when they run.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. And not only that.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah. Waddle.

[Ryan Reynolds]

When they're little, they have kind of like down on their own their body and it's real soft. I mean real soft. But chickens are, chickens are great entertainment.

[Alex Robertson]

Oh yeah.

[Unknown]

Martin, you got a chicken story?

Not one that I can share.

What? It's a chicken?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Oh, was it that night at Palace?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay, you're. You're a country people.

[Unknown]

No. I'm going to send you a picture.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay. You got a chicken coop. Okay. And you got hens sitting on the nest. Okay. Laying eggs. Chickens, okay. Someone goes out and gathers them every morning. My uncle used to do it. Hey. Oh, oh, there's something in that chicken's nest and it ain't. It's not supposed to be there.

[Unknown]

A snake.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. It's a seven foot black snake. Yeah. Okay. And guess what he's doing.

[Unknown]

I'm so nervous to click on the picture.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's done had himself breakfast, okay. He swallowed 12 eggs. Okay. Because look, my uncle comes out and he's flinging this stupid 7 foot snake with 12 eggs in him like this. And here comes the kids and he.

[Alex Robertson]

I don't believe that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Pops his head off. Pops his head off and upside the head with an egg. Okay.

[Alex Robertson]

I can't believe that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, no, I'm serious. He used to do this on a daily basis. Okay.

[Unknown]

You can do that, by the way.

[Alex Robertson]

You can.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Whenever I did, whenever I did wood duck boxes in college, that was part of my master's program. Chicken snakes inevitably get into anything that makes a nest. So there would, I'd open the door on one of them boxes and there's one in big five, six foot chicken.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Snakes full of eggs.

[Unknown]

Full of eggs. So for my own fun.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Well, the man management protocol is to dispatch of the snake immediately because they're to get around predator guards. So like you're trying to help the wood duck. So, yeah, I would see if I could sling the eggs out of them and, and, and amazingly they sling out muff like a slingshot as soon as.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You do that, when you go back forward with it.

[Alex Robertson]

Guess I'm not that redneck. I won't touch a snake.

[Unknown]

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And then.

And the chicken ran to the safety of my boat to get away from whatever was after him.

It's a crime scene.

And sat there and decided I'm going to bleed all over his boat while I recover and spend the night here. And they amazingly, the chicken's fine.

The chickens, well, I don't know that it's fine.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's got away.

[Unknown]

The chicken. The chicken is living.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Survived it.

[Unknown]

If I lost that much blood, I, I think they'd just call it a day on me, buddy.

When I showed up to go fishing the other day and saw that, I said, what? What in the world?

That's enough blood to like you. That's more than you donate.

And it's. It's very oxygenated blood, too.

Very bright. That's why I was like, I think it's blood. Probably a fox.

I don't know what got him, but whatever it was couldn't get in my boat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

So, yeah, my express boat was a. Was enough of a safety for the chicken to spend the night. And he could have been nice and not crapped all in my boat.

But you know what? If you're gonna get bit and bleed that much, you're gonna poop.

Yeah, but scared to death. I mean, you couldn't. You couldn't just get to the edge and drop it over the side. Why'd you have to put it right in the middle of my boat?

Man, there's a lot of poop in that picture.

I know. That's what. Well, I mean, I'm sure it scared that never mind out of him, but. But, yeah. Anyway, there you go. That's my chicken star. I told you I didn't want to show it to everybody.

That's my lady. Talked about beaver's butts and. Yeah, we can't show like today.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I come out and check the pigeon coop.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And the cats have raided it.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Except for eagle. Everybody but eagle made it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're not gonna sneak up on a eagle.

[Unknown]

Oh, Hunter.

[Ryan Reynolds]

180° turn on that head.

[Unknown]

Well, Hunter, you got any parting words before we let you go back to your normal place in here?

We got somebody else coming on.

We do. We got a. We got another guest today.

[Alex Robertson]

I'm very excited.

[Unknown]

We're working out. We're working our way down the podcast hall today, so this is fun. I told you. We want this to be all inclusive. Everybody up here. It's a time. Well, most everybody.

But some people not worth hearing from.

Yeah, like Josh. Now, Big hair will be here one day, but we're going to make sure he does.

Sitting right there.

We're going to make sure he does. This you want to talk about now? See?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, he's going to have to get a perm before he comes in here.

[Unknown]

Hunter doesn't want Josh over here because to quote Josh, Chronic overshare.

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah, I haven't today.

[Unknown]

Not today. But I'm just saying you've confided something and Josh probably shouldn't you share with.

Us too much live for a hundred thousand people to hear. Who knows what you tell Josh just You two in the office.

[Alex Robertson]

Silence makes me uncomfortable. And if people aren't feeling it, I'll just fill it with whatever.

[Unknown]

Everybody stop and look at him.

[Alex Robertson]

Don't. Don't do that.

[Unknown]

I'll quit. Johnny D. That's not nice. Look at it. You can't have silence on a podcast. Good work, Hunter. I can't. We can cut it out. Yeah. It just starts sharing. Yeah. It just.

[Alex Robertson]

This is my New Year's resolution. Stop over sharing so much.

[Unknown]

It's March, bro.

Yeah.

[Alex Robertson]

I've done great so far.

[Unknown]

No, you haven't.

[Alex Robertson]

I've done moderately well.

[Unknown]

Have you ever dabbled in a cult?

[Alex Robertson]

A cult?

[Unknown]

Yeah. I'm just curious.

[Alex Robertson]

No.

[Unknown]

You haven't researched him or.

He's worried about you. You're. You're a chronic person. I've been watching up in Brazil for some reason.

I've been watching a bunch of cult shows and you kind of seem like the prototypical person to end up in one. So I'm just acting like I'm actively help you.

You're too get off. And you're like on Netflix too now. Man, you got to stop. You've. You've watched.

I find them fascinating.

[Alex Robertson]

I always.

[Unknown]

Words, Robertson. I could never be part of one.

I could lead one.

Mike could run one.

I can't join Yalls cult, but I.

Could probably lead it if you need somebody to be at the top.

Yeah, I know. That's weird, man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

My wife watches those weird things.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I just.

I don't like those.

I find them fascinating.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, I guess she's. She's. That's what. She does it. Because she just comes in there once a while. Hey. Yeah.

[Unknown]

I don't like evil stuff. I change the channel.

Well, I like to know how evil's out there playing the game because I don't want it to ever sneak up on.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, I was fixing to say it's in a. You know, they.

[Unknown]

That's what I'm saying.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They play an entirely different. Different game.

[Unknown]

Yeah. I like to see how they're playing the game so I know what to look out for.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Especially when you got kids coming up that are young and. And able to be mold.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, they. Wow.

[Unknown]

And they will run the. That's what I'm saying. They can hunt them.

Carter make his own cult.

Sometimes you got to know the people that are hunting and what they're doing. That way you can hunt better than them if you can make sure you snuff them out.

[Alex Robertson]

If Carter were to run a cult, what kind of cult do you Think.

[Unknown]

He would run presidential?

[Alex Robertson]

Yeah, Presidential Colt.

[Unknown]

Yeah, Erica, he showed me how to fly a plane the other night on PlayStation or something. Whatever his little. I don't know what they are, but whatever his game was. And I said, oh man, that's cool. You could be a pilot. And he said, sir, I'm going to be the president.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm not going to fly.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I'm not going to fly. Somebody going to fly me on Air Force One.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, Air Force One. Somebody else be up here in the cockpit.

[Unknown]

That's be tight. If Carter does make president, I can I request one flight on Air Force One? I just think it'd be cool. Heck yeah. Yeah. Amen, buddy. Hey, I'd like to at least be.

Like 95, but we'll still have fun.

I just want to ride one time on that thing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Just see what I like. I like to be with him. When he made the lap around the.

[Unknown]

Oh, they told me. Oh, you talking about the. The armor car. All right, Hunter, get out of here. We got another tread line for joining us. Hunter, when we get back, we're going to bring in the black sheep of the Robertson family. Her words, not mine. So we'll be back after this.

Who could it be?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, I. Who could it be?

[Unknown]

Hunter, thank you for being. Oh, he's back over there. There's no Hunter Cam anymore. He's back in that direction.

What a weird 30 minute.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's back in his little pit.

[Unknown]

But we now have Alex Robertson. Mancuso.

Mancuso.

[Hunter]

Hello.

[Unknown]

She texted me last night.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay, now I know because I didn't.

[Unknown]

Have a clue who the black sheep of your family would be.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Black sheep of the family.

[Unknown]

Again, self described. That's not me saying that. So I just want to be clear.

[Hunter]

I think it's accurate.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What makes you. Well, I got. I got a question right out the gate.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Why are you the black sheep of the family?

[Hunter]

Well, I'm not very nice.

[Unknown]

Oh, that makes you on par with the rest of them.

[Hunter]

I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's. That's about par.

[Hunter]

They can. They can fake it, I guess. I can't.

[Unknown]

As someone who went to high school with you. She's not lying.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah. Robertson's don't fake nothing. Okay.

[Hunter]

My age group does. Of Robertson?

[Unknown]

She's. Yeah. So you're. How. You're a year older than me?

[Hunter]

Yeah, I think.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, you're sneaky about it. Okay.

[Hunter]

I can be sneaky.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay, she's sneaky.

[Unknown]

So, Alex, do you hunt?

[Hunter]

I. I've been, yeah.

[Unknown]

But I Was just trying to really.

We need the family tree.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You really don't care about it, though, right?

[Hunter]

Well, I'm not an early riser, so.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

There you go.

[Hunter]

Nice warm bed.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I'm with you on that.

[Hunter]

Out there. And freeze.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do I really want to get out of this bed and go.

[Hunter]

You know, if someone were to invite me to a hunt, like in the afternoon.

[Unknown]

Afternoon. So you're a deer hunter.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

You're a lot like Willie.

[Hunter]

Nobody's ever asked me.

[Unknown]

Your uncle. But we do. People are gonna have a conniption because we never describe who new people are.

Yeah.

You are Al's youngest daughter.

[Hunter]

Yes. And arguably the best.

[Unknown]

Oh, that's because Nan ain't here to defend herself.

[Hunter]

She won't and she won't.

[Unknown]

And she wouldn't. She might stick stone on you.

We would invite Anna to have a podcast, but Hunter'd have to fill all the silence because Hunter just said he doesn't like silence.

[Hunter]

Wouldn't that.

[Unknown]

Anna don't talk much.

[Hunter]

Wouldn't that be.

[Unknown]

Anna would just sit there and look at you.

See? Yeah, just. So. Yeah, we got Alex there. Alex, you. You took a kind of non traditional route back to the business.

[Hunter]

Oh, yeah, I've been everywhere.

[Unknown]

I've been everywhere.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's right. Johnny Cash, baby. And. Or I ain't been.

[Unknown]

She's a classically trained pastry chef. Is that right? Is that what you're.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I. I graduated from pastry school.

[Unknown]

There you go. Look.

Where was pastry school? I feel like I just did.

[Hunter]

I went to LSU and then I went to pastry school whenever college didn't stick.

[Unknown]

Pastry school sounds phenomenal.

[Hunter]

Yeah, it was a lot of fun. And then, of course, I ran the Ms. K's restaurant for about eight years.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Until Covid Covet killed it.

[Unknown]

There you go.

Great pastries there.

Great pastries.

[Hunter]

It was a blessing in disguise because now I get to work here with all you sons.

[Unknown]

See, there you go.

[Alex Robertson]

Look.

[Unknown]

That's why I said very non traditional. Kind of a circuitous route via Baton Rouge back to.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And I just. That's actually pretty amazing you use the.

[Unknown]

Word who it is correctly.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Watching all this.

[Unknown]

So what. What do you do?

[Hunter]

Well, I'm on the production team here.

[Unknown]

She's part of the duck call room. Unashamed.

[Hunter]

Yeah. All of our podcasts. And actually, you know, Martin, I think you might be the only person on this podcast.

[Unknown]

Oh.

Oh.

[Hunter]

I think he might be the only person on this podcast today that I'm not. Not for sure related to.

[Unknown]

There you go.

[Hunter]

Hunter and I related. We got that. We got that. Ward nine blood.

[Unknown]

Really?

Wait, are y'all related?

[Hunter]

Yeah, we got cousins down the line.

[Unknown]

Wait, how are we related?

[Hunter]

I actually think you're my cousin in law.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I actually think we are. Actually somehow your mom is related to the Leonard, the Gibsons and the Leonards out there. More nine or somehow my mom's a Leonard originally. So I think we all related.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. So it's perfect.

[Hunter]

Well, hey, it's a small town and people get bored easily. Yeah.

[Unknown]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Unknown]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

You're out in the weird hours of the late night.

[Unknown]

I friend early. More early morning or just 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

Yeah, out there.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm just saying you can see some weird stuff if you go south on 34. I'm just telling the truth. Okay.

[Hunter]

Only gets weirder the further south.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, no. Because, hey, the other day, you know, I'm sitting there on the door, like, come in, you know, so I'm seeing what you stand there, you know, it's a cop. So I said, hey, come on in. So he opened the door and he said, sorry to buy you, Ms. Robinson. You ain't bothering me. I said, what's going on? He said, have you seen a guy in a white pickup truck? A young male? White male.

[Unknown]

Oh, I was out when you said young. Good.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But anyway, and it's got a, like stuffed on the top. You lay pipes and stuff.

[Unknown]

Oh, headache, right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, yeah. Headache, right.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

And they thought you might know where the sky was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, well. Yeah.

[Unknown]

Are you paying that close of attention to everything outside?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, I'm just saying I watch it.

[Unknown]

You know, Neighborhood watch.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Never know what's going to go on.

[Hunter]

The mayor of Crackpot Road.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Hey, that's Balkanville.

[Hunter]

Okay, well, I got a question for you, Martin.

[Unknown]

Go ahead.

[Hunter]

So why are we recording early today?

[Unknown]

Oh, I got.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I heard there was a reason for it.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I've got an. I don't have an appointment. My wife has an appointment.

For what?

Some.

At a doctor?

No.

Oh, what could it be that made us all change our schedules?

[Hunter]

Building our.

[Unknown]

Y'all can take. Y'all can take this up with her. This ain't got nothing to do with me other than I thought it may be in my best interest to attend. What Brittany is going to. Made an appointment to go somewhere close to Dallas, which is not close, mind you.

You're going to Dallas today.

It's closer than Israel to get a tattoo from the oldest tattoo shop in the world. Allegedly. I don't know.

Oldest tattoo Shop in the world's next Bucky's.

Yeah, well, they're making a US Tour, so the folks from Israel come to the United States and their deals, they got like a selection and it's all basically resurrection based tattoos.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Unknown]

And they're old Israeli stamps. So, like, they're very. I don't know, I don't know a lot about it. I haven't looked in.

Are you getting one?

No.

So you're driving all the way past the BUC EE's.

Oh, if you think I'm not going.

To stop and you think you ain't bringing me back, so.

[Hunter]

And pass the Dairy Palace.

[Unknown]

I am passing Dairy palace too. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be kind of a long trip.

So you're going all Your wife is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Fixed to get this tattoo?

[Unknown]

Yes, Today.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Hunter]

Where on her body?

[Unknown]

I don't know. I.

We're near Dallas.

I'm. I'm a guy who has no issues with tattoos. Right. I just don't want one. So, like, I. I don't.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, I have issues with them. They take a needle and.

[Unknown]

Yeah, and you're out on that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You need that color.

[Unknown]

I will say, but I sat there as Johnny D got that one on his forearm. So that was Las Vegas.

Sat there for 10 minutes of the three hours.

Well, yeah, I wasn't gonna sit there the whole time. I figured I'd come back, check on you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, that's not watching paint dry that one.

[Unknown]

That one hurt. But I will say there is something to go into a bigger city to get your tattoo.

Yeah. You don't want to do it here.

There's a reason these three fonts are very different. Move the mic.

[Alex Robertson]

Move the mic.

[Unknown]

You know, Lottie's name looks better because I happen to be in Nashville. Lottie's name Carter. And Ben's not gonna say where, but.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Unknown]

Not as impressive.

[Hunter]

I got my first tattoo here in town and it was a was and still is now forever a complete disaster.

[Unknown]

Oh, okay. So your first. How many you got?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, your choice. Where you get one is important.

[Unknown]

Yeah, well, it is complete.

It is forever.

[Hunter]

It's crooked and it's scarred and it's.

[Unknown]

It's.

[Hunter]

It just looks really bad. Actually, I went and tried to have it removed, but that hurt even worse than getting the dirt.

[Unknown]

Well, you know, the good news is you didn't ask your dad to do one because he did his own on his arm. And.

[Hunter]

Well, you know, that's what he said when he saw my first one. He was like, well, at least she Went to a shop to get it done.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

And then my mom was like, it's gonna be with people. It's covered in tattoo again.

[Unknown]

Black sheep.

That was a great Lisa.

But it was.

[Hunter]

And then guess what? Then like a year or two ago, she calls me and she's like, I need you to make a appointment with your tattoo lady. And then she went, got a tattoo.

[Unknown]

Lisa has a tattoo?

[Hunter]

Yeah, she and my dad got matching ones.

[Unknown]

Oh, leprechauns. No, I will say the matching leprechaun tattoos. Did Lisa get Lisa right here.

Because the fact that Al has just alone tattooed on his forearm and he did it himself.

Yeah, tattooed is a loose term for what that is. That's more of a stencil.

[Hunter]

He's got one on his arm up here, but it has a D in the middle. My mom's name is Lisa, but there's a D in the middle of the heart, the one on his arm. And so my mom.

[Unknown]

Oh.

Hey, them Robinson's at the front of the road a little wilder.

That's why they keep them out of the gate.

[Hunter]

I think actually the person whose name starts with D, I think my mama beat her up in a McDonald's back in like.

[Unknown]

And to think Al is just through that wall right there.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's it.

[Unknown]

Yeah. If we could just have Al slide over there.

I did ask Al about his tattoo one time. I said, al, why did you tattoo the word Al on yourself? Like, were you afraid you'd forget it? He goes, well, John David, I was drunk.

[Hunter]

I was drunk at 16 years old.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

Oh, I started laughing.

[Hunter]

I think I'm getting a new tattoo, though.

[Unknown]

Are you?

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

You want.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You gotta go to Israel.

[Unknown]

I mean, Dallas today, like to sub that job out. Are you worried she's gonna get it too big?

No, I don't care what is going.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, it's her body.

[Unknown]

She asked me to go. Yeah, that's why I'm going.

[Hunter]

That's the chaperone.

[Unknown]

Not. Yeah, I'll drive back. Yeah, because she can't see at night. She's blind as a bat at night.

Getting so old.

Oh, no, this is. This is not a new thing. This is. She been that way since I've known her, so I don't know if she don't. If she wears her contacts at night driving. She says every. All the lights look the same.

[Hunter]

Well, maybe she needs another type of appointment.

[Unknown]

Yeah, well, with an eye doctor. Yeah, well, we spent a lot of money there and I hope my kids get my eyes, cuz I don't I haven't adjusted for that part of the budget it yet, but, no, I don't. She asked me to go, so I'm going to be as supportive as I can be, and hopefully today won't end up in council.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, that's just words.

[Unknown]

It's a stamp. Like, yeah, look. Hey, go get on your book of faces there. And you know Jennifer, that worked for us. Jennifer did it last week in Nashville.

What?

It's. She's not getting the one that Jennifer got. But look at Jennifer's.

[Hunter]

Do they use the gun or is it the one where they tap on the.

[Unknown]

Alex, you're giving me way too much credit for. I just said yes. I'm gonna grab my computer and I'm gonna work from the passenger seat on the way over there, and then I'm gonna drive back.

So it seems as if.

Do you find Jennifer Allen?

Yeah.

Throw it up there. You can throw up Jennifer's tat. She was in here the other day showing it off there. But yeah, so it's.

So they take a stamp. They stamp you, and then they tattoo you.

Yeah. So that's what they do.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Unknown]

They're all old stamps.

And you got to drive to Israel to get that.

Well, see, Christian got one. There you go.

Well, if Christian's doing it.

Well, he went and did it in Israel. See, I'm more about work smarter, not harder.

Ain't no Buckies in Israel.

No, I ain't no Bucky's there. You can't find. Well, you probably find plenty of briskets in Israel, but not. Not.

Not slightly have bacon on it.

[Hunter]

Well, while she's getting resurrection tattoos, I'm.

[Unknown]

Thinking sheep and family off. Okay, Something wild's about to come out your mouth.

[Hunter]

I. I think I'm going to get a pastry.

[Unknown]

A pastry?

[Hunter]

Yeah. What you want, like a.

[Unknown]

Like an E player?

[Hunter]

Like a cinnamon bun?

[Unknown]

Oh, on your.

[Ryan Reynolds]

On the bun.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

So why don't you. I mean, at that point.

[Hunter]

It's my husband's idea.

[Unknown]

At that point, you could.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It was. Whose idea?

[Hunter]

It was my husband's idea.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Unknown]

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[Hunter]

So I gotta be honest, she didn't tell me to do that. I just did that because I was hoping you'd invite me on the podcast.

[Unknown]

Oh, I told you. I never knew.

[Hunter]

I've been trying to weasel my way in here for a while, so.

[Unknown]

Well, here's the deal on that. And I told you in the text message when he sent you. I never know sometimes about separation of church and state. That's what I like to call it. Like when family that works for one side of the business. I just don't know all the. The rules that we have in that. So I never. I never want to confuse anything. Plus, I don't ever want anybody for like, oh, crap, I gotta say yes. Like, I'd rather.

Actually, I do want people to feel.

Like that now that we can. Well, there's two people I'd really like to have on here too. Right. Beth and Harry.

Harry's not.

I know, but the profit. I feel like the whole world needs to get to know Harry. Profit. He's also an it at the end.

Harry doesn't want that feel like that's.

[Hunter]

An episode of another show that maybe you want to be on.

[Unknown]

What's that?

[Hunter]

I don't know. Not this one.

[Unknown]

I like Harry. He's an interesting guy who. The closer he gets to retirement becomes way more savage in his old age. And I love it. Like now he is lippy and like, he is the anti. Oh, that's.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, that happens when you're getting close to the retirement.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You've had it. You've had it.

[Hunter]

Must be pretty close.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Oh, wow. Now you just some people overachievers. Alex, I think that's where you fit in. Yeah, but.

Oh, show.

No, that I just never want anybody to feel like, oh, oh, crap, I have to do that. So I want you to. I'm glad that you volunteer. And look, anytime you want to come back, all you got to do is send the text message. Right.

I kind of want Alex and Stone.

Of course, what people don't know be.

On the same episode.

You know, y'all are neighbors, right? Like there's neighbors.

What's it like being Stone's brother in law?

[Hunter]

Well, I'm his sister in law.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh.

[Hunter]

First of all.

[Unknown]

Yeah, whatever. What's it like having Stone as a brother in law? Yeah, that's a real album.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Stone is like all an asset.

[Hunter]

Well, that was.

[Unknown]

Wow.

I really thought I was going a different way.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Very good asset to be involved with. Okay.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's a great cook.

[Unknown]

Sigh. Hyphenated. That Word.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Okay. He's a great cook.

[Hunter]

He's been my brother in law for over half my life now, so. But of people like y'all are all afraid of him. I ain't scared of him. We have tied into it so well, not like a bunch of times, but I mean, we've tied into it a few times.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Because y'all. Yeah. Y'all both speak your mind verbally.

[Unknown]

I ain't scared of Jay. I just. He's always. He ain't ever got to look for a reason to be pissed off, so I don't ever give him one.

[Hunter]

Well, he married. He married the right sister because.

[Unknown]

Quiet.

[Hunter]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unknown]

One that not as lippy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No nonsense now.

[Hunter]

That ain't gonna. She might get you back, but she ain't gonna. You ain't gonna see it coming.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, she quite like that elephant. You don't forget. And, buddy, it's coming.

[Unknown]

And you never know when I sent your sister home one day because I showed her a picture of a snake, she threw my phone and she left for like a day and a half.

[Hunter]

She does.

[Unknown]

She's more scared of them inside.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, well, I. I being hard get along in that. In that respect.

[Hunter]

Well, actually, he. Before he married my sister, before they started dating, he was my basketball coach in middle school.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Hunter]

So I had him as a basketball coach. He was Coach Stone.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Before he went to Afghanistan.

[Unknown]

Oh, that's good.

[Hunter]

He would always say, you be on her like a rat on a Cheeto. That was his line.

[Unknown]

Rat on a cheetah.

That's the Stone line.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I gotta have a lot. You gotta have the lines, boys.

[Unknown]

He can't even get away from coaching now. He back teaching people how to choke each other out. So I guess once a coach, always a coach.

He is a coach.

But, Alex, you got three kids, right? I just try and let the people get to know. We're about out of time here, but you got three of them. How long?

[Hunter]

And actually, you know what I think, J.D. i think we were in the hospital within, like, at the same time with all three of our kids.

[Unknown]

Kids, really?

[Hunter]

Because they're all the same age.

[Unknown]

Yeah, we're all real right now.

[Hunter]

Like within two days. Markets.

[Unknown]

See, y'all could have said a calendar black.

Whose birthday is this week? Is one of them this doc?

[Hunter]

No. March 19th. Is Corbin okay? Yeah.

[Unknown]

And you got Carter March. Yeah. There's okay into this.

[Hunter]

They're pretty close.

[Unknown]

Carter's 11 and 358th of 65ths or something.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But on the update on Phil and K, yeah. Okay. I spent some time Sunday with Jersey Joe.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So he had told me. Yo. That he has his good days and he has his bad days. Well, don't we all here lately he's had a few bad days.

[Unknown]

Yeah. So it happens.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's one of them things that. Hey, look, when you get me and Phil's age, okay, there's stuff that comes along with getting old, okay? That's just life, okay. And you have to deal with it, you know?

[Unknown]

Well, I saw.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's hard to watch.

[Unknown]

A buddy of mine's a plumber, and I saw he had to go out there and fix something at their house and said they were just the nicest, most caring people. And I was like, well, yeah, that. That's who. Phil and kr. So he must been having a good day while the plumber was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

So that's a good.

[Hunter]

Well, the. The two of them throughout all this have been like. Like best friends. I mean, they've always loved each other. Of course, they've been married for 60 years, but now they're like, inseparable. They don't even want to be out of the same room. Oh, funny. Yeah.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Because they weren't like that until recently.

[Unknown]

No. They used to keep a healthy separation. Phil Be on the Land and KB Uptown.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Bury Me in the Woods.

[Unknown]

Yeah. They'd reconvene around dinner time, and that was about it. They were always doing. And now. Yeah, they're.

[Hunter]

Now they're joined at the Hill. It's kind of cute, actually.

[Unknown]

Yeah, it gives you hope, relationship goals. Yeah.

First time anybody ever called Phil cute. Well, first time in 60 years.

Ah, shoot. Well, I guess. Johnny D. You want to.

I got you Little Black sheep verse.

Little Black sheep. There you go.

Isaiah 1:18. Come now, let us settle the matter, says the Lord. Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be white as snow. Though they are red, it's crimson, they shall be like wool. Alex, you might be the black sheet of the Robertsons, but you're always welcome in here. And if you feel like a black sheet out there, there's a place for you. And it's with Jesus.

[Hunter]

I feel like I fit in in this room also.

[Unknown]

The reason we're in this room and not in that room is because we don't fit in. So this is the place for misfits and degenerates.

[Alex Robertson]

I couldn't feel any better. I'm also the black sheep of my family.

[Unknown]

No.

No way. Hunter. Hunter, you're the black sheep of everything. Yeah, I don't fit in either, Hunter.

Oh. All right. Well, we'll see y'all next time, right here in the duck call.

Weirdos of the duck call room, unite.