Uncle Si Lives Under Pressure You Wouldn’t Even Understand

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary Episode Title: Uncle Si Lives Under Pressure You Wouldn’t Even Understand
Release Date: November 14, 2024
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan
Duration: 52 minutes and 10 seconds

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1. Monkey Escapes in South Carolina

The episode kicks off with a lively discussion about a news story featuring 43 monkeys escaping from a testing facility in South Carolina. The hosts humorously speculate on the implications of these monkeys roaming freely, drawing parallels between the chaotic presence of the monkeys and the behavior of politicians.

• Jay Stone [05:25]: "Be nice to each other."
• Phillip McMillan [06:10]: "They claim all the animals are in good health that escaped."
• John Godwin [07:00]: "We legitimately have, apparently, they've since yesterday caught 18 more of them."

The conversation delves into playful theories about the monkeys potentially being superhero-like and contrasts their behavior with that of politicians, highlighting societal frustrations with humor.

2. Hunting Stories and Tactics

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to sharing hunting stories and discussing various hunting tactics. The hosts recount personal anecdotes, humorous mishaps, and the dynamics within their hunting group. They emphasize the camaraderie and challenges faced during hunting trips, often leading to amusing exchanges.

• Justin Martin [14:11]: "If you're not allowed to have a squirrel as a pet, if you get one of these monkeys, they're coming for you."
• John-David Owen [15:04]: "Put me in, coach. Hey, I like being under pressure."

The discussion highlights the intricacies of setting up blinds, managing hunting gear, and the light-hearted rivalries that make their hunting experiences memorable. They also touch upon the pressures of hunting seasons and the perseverance required to succeed.

3. Fishing Anecdotes

The hosts transition into fishing stories, comparing successful and less fruitful fishing trips. They analyze different fishing techniques, such as casting patterns and retrieval speeds, to explain why some catch more fish than others. These segments are filled with humor and relatable fishing frustrations.

• Si Robertson [40:30]: "I finally caught one fish."
• Phillip McMillan [34:00]: "Did they put blanks in?"

Si shares a particularly amusing story about a fishing trip where he managed to catch a single fish while others struggled, leading to a friendly debate about fishing methods and luck.

4. Interaction with Callers

Engaging with their audience, the hosts read and respond to listener voicemails, fostering a sense of community and interaction. One notable interaction involves a caller from Indiana talking about the humorous concept of the "Uranus Fudge Factory."

• Jay Stone [46:14]: "You better be careful."

The playful banter continues as they discuss the caller's quirky message, showcasing the hosts' ability to laugh and connect over unexpected topics.

5. Mentions of Current TV Shows

The conversation briefly touches on contemporary television shows like "PD Live" (now known as "On Patrol Live"). The hosts joke about the possibility of Uncle Si Robertson making an appearance, adding a layer of pop culture commentary to the episode.

6. Closing Acknowledgments to Veterans

In the closing segment, the hosts take a moment to honor and thank veterans, acknowledging their service and sacrifices. This heartfelt tribute underscores the show's appreciation for those who have served the nation.

• John Godwin [51:46]: "Romans 12:10. Be devoted to one another in love."
• Justin Martin [51:55]: "Amen, buddy."

They emphasize the importance of supporting and honoring veterans, bringing a sincere and respectful conclusion to the episode.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Jay Stone [05:25]: "Be nice to each other."
• Phillip McMillan [06:10]: "They claim all the animals are in good health that escaped."
• John Godwin [07:00]: "We legitimately have, apparently, they've since yesterday caught 18 more of them."
• Justin Martin [14:11]: "If you're not allowed to have a squirrel as a pet, if you get one of these monkeys, they're coming for you."
• John-David Owen [15:04]: "Put me in, coach. Hey, I like being under pressure."
• Si Robertson [40:30]: "I finally caught one fish."
• Phillip McMillan [34:00]: "Did they put blanks in?"
• Jay Stone [46:14]: "You better be careful."
• John Godwin [51:46]: "Romans 12:10. Be devoted to one another in love."
• Justin Martin [51:55]: "Amen, buddy."

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Conclusion

In "Uncle Si Lives Under Pressure You Wouldn’t Even Understand," the Duck Call Room hosts deliver an engaging mix of humor, storytelling, and camaraderie. From discussing wild news about escaped monkeys to sharing personal hunting and fishing tales, the episode offers a rich tapestry of entertaining content. The heartfelt acknowledgment of veterans adds depth and sincerity, making the episode both amusing and meaningful for listeners.

Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the Duck Call Room, this episode provides a delightful glimpse into the lives and laughs of the hosts, capturing the essence of what makes their show beloved by many.

Transcript

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Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen.

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We're back.

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We're back.

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Look, gifts galore today. Is that.

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Yeah, I haven't done this in a while. Mostly I've just been giving it out to our employees, saying thank you. Giving them. Look, we get a bunch of stuff.

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That's true.

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Right? Our employees rarely get anything. So I've been giving them the gift of the snacks and stuff that come here. I put them on the table out there. But.

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Okay.

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We had that full voicemail about zingers, and somebody decided to send us their favorite zinger, which is not the chocolate ones that were discussed on the voicemail. These are actually iced vanilla. So thank you. To. I can't remember his name right off top of my head. To Roger. Roger.

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Oh, Roger.

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You want one?

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That actually looks good.

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There you go.

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I have one iced vanilla that's kind of.

[D]

Stone's about to eat a zinger.

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Stone. If you think that looks good, time out.

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Oh.

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Because in spirit of Veterans Day, you know, we're all around Veterans Day and all the things a veteran from the United States Army. Spc. Parker. I can't say your full name. They won't allow that. So I'm just going with your last name. Sent us two bags.

[D]

I was about to say, are those the Christmas tree cake donuts?

[B]

They are. So Stone, choose wisely. I'm not sure which one you want. Well, I just figured them donuts may go better with coffee, though. And Sergeant, what is. What is that? What is spc?

[A]

Specialist.

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Specialist.

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Specialist.

[B]

Specialist Parker was nice enough to send those to us with a thank you note saying how much we've helped him laugh and enjoy time after the service. So, Specialist Parker, you got J. Stones approval versus twinkle.

[A]

Thank you for serving our nation.

[B]

Amen, buddy.

[A]

All the men and women that wore our uniform. Okay. Your heroes in my book. Okay. Especially those that gave the gift of life.

[B]

Amen.

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Okay.

[B]

Amen.

[A]

Your family, just so you know it, your family member was a hero to this nation.

[B]

And also, thank you very, Specialist Parker for these very. These very healthy donuts thank you.

[D]

How many is in one? One donut.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Let's try this old zinger.

[A]

Try the Zinger.

[C]

Let's see.

[A]

It's got a good name anyway.

[B]

72.5 vanilla calories.

[D]

Tell me one. I need to try one. I need to try.

[A]

Donut. What is a souped up.

[B]

I'm not gonna throw a donut. I'm just gonna throw you the bag.

[D]

Throw the donut. I'll catch it in my mouth.

[A]

Twinkie. Souped up Twinkie?

[C]

Yeah, it's a souped up Twinkie.

[A]

Okay, that's what I thought.

[D]

We might have crushed a few dollars.

[A]

Well, hey, we. I got something in the mail, and it's from a young man named Zachary, I think. Isn't it Isaac? Okay. Why was I thinking.

[B]

Okay, it rounds up.

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But look, he's from Wyoming. Montana.

[B]

Montana.

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Montana.

[B]

Well, you're just all around.

[A]

Invited me and the gang up there, you know, to fish, and he showed me a big.

[B]

Oh, okay. Big, small man.

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Okay. And what. Good looking man. He's got a. Let's say. What is it?

[C]

Wallah.

[A]

Yeah, Walleye.

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Yeah.

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What's his name?

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Okay, so, Isaac, hold it down just a little bit so the folks can see. And then. And in front of you. And in front of you a little bit so we can see the man's dog in his. Yeah, there you go. Perfect.

[C]

That's a pretty.

[A]

Hey, thank you there, Isaac.

[B]

Wait, which one was it, Isaac or Zach?

[D]

It was Isaac from Montana. Zach, if you're listening, thanks for listening, but we don't. You didn't send anything.

[A]

And as you see, I'm wearing the hat you gave me.

[D]

Oh, and he gave him that sweet black panther hat.

[A]

Right. Appreciate that, young man.

[B]

So we haven't done a mail day in a while. We've been spreading joy, but no, folks, thank you for all the things you sent in, but we've been. I've been spreading them to the office staff around here in the spirit of the holidays and all those things coming.

[A]

Take care of the workers, boys.

[B]

But I thought it was. I thought we were due to have another thank you episode, so. Oh, size on that donut now, how Miss Deborah do.

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Oh.

[D]

Oh, boy.

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That is.

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We're gonna get those back to y'all.

[C]

Oh, boy.

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Yeah. Get that junk out of my reach.

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All right, I'll leave it over here and I'll put it back out on the table for all of our staff.

[D]

Oh, man.

[B]

But thank you, guys. Our fan. Look, guys, y'all listening to this. Thank y'all so much. Like I mean, without y'all, it wouldn't be possible. Just. Yeah. Thank you. If you want to see us keep doing it, rate five stars, all that kind of good stuff everywhere, wherever you may listen to it. All the good things. Apple, Spotify, if you're watching it, drop us a comment in the YouTube video. We do try to go in there and check them out from time to time. Be kind, like, not to us. I'm just saying, to each other. Really.

[D]

Be nice to each other.

[B]

Yeah, but that's the Internet. So, anyway, I don't know. We're back after a long weekend, kind of a big week. Last week.

[D]

What happened?

[B]

Oh, yeah, I can't imagine.

[D]

The monkeys.

[B]

Yeah. Oh. What? The monkeys?

[D]

Sir, have you not seen the news?

[B]

That's a weird way to.

[A]

Wait, what about.

[B]

Are you talking about actual monkeys?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

I thought 43 monkeys have escaped.

[B]

Monkeys. Look like one for.

[A]

Wait for. Where did they escape from?

[D]

Microphone.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

South Carolina. South Carolina. They had this testing facility where they were apparently running some tests on some monkeys, and the monkeys said, forget about it.

[B]

Good for the monkeys, man.

[D]

And so now we've got 43 super monkeys running loose in South Carolina. I've seen that movie. And. Yeah. And there's only one. They've only caught one of them.

[B]

Is there one big one?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

Yeah. You better go check the Empire State Building for him. Right.

[A]

But.

[D]

But they have. Literally, there's four. What?

[A]

How.

[D]

How are we supposed to go on as a country when we got monkeys on the loose?

[B]

We got politicians in D.C. what's the difference?

[A]

See?

[B]

Yeah. In fact, I mean, I trust the monkeys. Like, they're probably just out there doing what the good Lord intended them.

[A]

The monkeys.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

The problem is these are like. What if these are like superhero monkeys, then that's awesome.

[C]

Hey, you know, you got a good point.

[B]

What's that?

[C]

I. I'd trust a monkey over a politician any day of the week.

[D]

At least, you know, they're just.

[C]

That monkey. He ain't gonna lie to your face.

[A]

Oh, well, you heard it here first, boy.

[B]

No, he may come take your Christmas tree cake donut out your hand, but that's about where it ends, you know.

[D]

That'S as rude as he's gonna be to.

[C]

He'll pick a couple. Pick a couple bugs out of your hair and.

[A]

But, hey, he's transparent is what we're trying to say.

[B]

But. But for real, though, there's monkey. There's. There's. Legitimately.

[D]

We legitimately have. Apparently, they've. Since Yesterday they've caught 18 more of them.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

But there's legitimately 25 monkeys on the loose in South Carolina.

[C]

Well, what. What were they testing? That's the question.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But they seem to be quick to be gathering them. So what's the rule on the monkeys? Like, if you see one? Because it's hunting season.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So like old rednecks out there at a corn feeder. And here comes a monkey.

[A]

Shoot them.

[B]

You know, here comes a monkey. So I need a bite of that corn or maybe a scoop of that rice bran or something.

[D]

Anyone who spots one of the monkeys is asked to call 911 immediately. They should not approach any of the animals. I'm telling you, these monkeys.

[A]

See, that don't sound good.

[D]

Escape from a lab.

[A]

Yeah, they escape from the lab. Yeah. That don't sound very. That don't sound good.

[B]

So we killing squirrels and letting monkeys out?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

That's where we're at as a country.

[A]

That's where we're at in this country.

[B]

We're killing squirrels.

[A]

You break into a man's house and kill his pet squirrel.

[B]

Yeah. And now.

[A]

And now we got a bunch of monkeys.

[D]

They claim all the animals are in good health. That escaped.

[B]

Well, yeah, they survived whatever they gave them. Yeah, I agree.

[D]

Also, the name of the place is Alpha Genesis. If this isn't a movie that starts off with monkeys escaping and then ruling the world shortly thereafter, I don't know what it is.

[C]

Well, they escape from a place called Alpha Genesis.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Were in trouble.

[B]

Alpha.

[D]

If I was in South Carolina, I'd move.

[B]

Alpha Genesis, loosely translated is like new beginning. Is that.

[D]

Yeah, the monkeys, they're come world order. I'm pretty sure this is the exact plot.

[A]

A movie on that little theory.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I think of the apes.

[B]

If. Hey, if the next one. If some skeeter and some amber gets out, we in trouble because then we go have triceratops.

[A]

Let's go to something more.

[B]

No, this ain't nothing negative about this. How did they get out? Did they know they broke out?

[D]

They legitimately. One of them broke out.

[A]

They broke out. I don't blame them.

[C]

And let the rest of them.

[D]

Let the rest of them out.

[A]

Let the rest of them out. Guys, we're getting out of here and we're getting out of there today.

[B]

I'm on Team Monkey.

[D]

I'm against it. I think we need to shoot them all in case they have superpowers.

[B]

But hey, hey, fight the oppression monkeys. I like it, man.

[D]

I do like the fact that they just started opening up Doors for everybody on their way.

[B]

And I kind of think a wild population of monkeys in the US Isn't a terrible thing.

[A]

Hey, that. Hey, that would be. Hey, that'd be pretty good.

[C]

I'd liven up your deer hunt a little bit.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, you ever heard.

[A]

No. I catch one and training.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[C]

Try to be a coon. Coon hunter.

[B]

Well, no, you can't. You can't do that.

[A]

What?

[B]

You can't do that. They'll come in and kill it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did we learn anything from the squirrel? Yeah.

[D]

If you're not allowed to have a squirrel as a pet, if you get one of these monkeys, they're coming for you.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They killed that pet squirrel in New York. The government.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Can't have a pet squirrel stunt come.

[A]

Into a man's house, took his squirrel out and killed him.

[C]

Where?

[B]

And his raccoon.

[A]

In New York.

[D]

In New York.

[C]

New York.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You can't. Gambia. Having pet squirrel in New York. I just don't go together.

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[D]

Oh, man. Well, the monkeys are on the loose. I hope they catch them.

[B]

Maybe.

[D]

Maybe.

[B]

I'm rooting for the monkey, man. Go, monkey.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I, you know, I want, Mark.

[B]

Go, monkey, go.

[C]

And Dan saw a monkey on Phil's property.

[D]

Dan saw the monkey?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What he saw, I thought I saw. I saw it yesterday. It was a possum. A black possum with a white face.

[B]

Dressed as a monkey.

[C]

Yeah. Awesome. Dress as a monkey.

[A]

He did. Yo, if you seen him up a tree and eight pasimas, you would think it was a monkey. Okay. Because he's black and his face is white. Yeah. But I mean, hey, he was eating all the. He was eating the. Right.

[B]

What is rice brand?

[A]

Rice brand.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Possums love rice. Yeah, they love them. Yeah, they love it. I got one in my backyard or mom's backyard that comes. Eats a rice brand every night. I got up actually.

[A]

I actually went tear hunt yesterday.

[B]

Did you?

[A]

Yeah. We saw three deer.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

A hawk.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And a possum and tons of red birds.

[B]

Cardinals.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They on the move.

[A]

Oh, they. You know, that's. That's one of the prettiest birds, Especially in the morning at daylight when the sun shining. I looked over in the bushes and there must have been 25 of them. Okay.

[B]

All bright red, all males.

[A]

All right. Yeah, it all. It looked like a Christmas tree lit up over in the brush. It was really pretty.

[B]

There you go. So no deer, though?

[A]

Yeah, the deer wasn't. I wasn't moving one moving.

[C]

We're after that same old buck.

[A]

Yeah. I hunted him all year last year. And he's going around whooping everybody and breaking their animals off. And he and the girls, you go to the Bahamas a week, so. Hey, yo.

[B]

And he's still slicking you.

[A]

Oh, he's still taking me so far. And I'll hunt him all season this year.

[C]

Well, I think we'll get it.

[A]

But the rule is, if I see him, if it's a hundred yards or 1,000 yards, that the scope is 1,000 yards and I'm gonna pop him.

[B]

Well, when doable.

[C]

When he told me that, I said, well, let's go practice. And he said, no, I don't need no practice.

[B]

He's a gamer, son. Just give him the ball.

[A]

No.

[B]

Hey, look, just give him the ball.

[A]

If he shows up ranging, set the scope and then let me kill it.

[B]

So I said, put me in, coach.

[A]

That's right. Put me in. Hey, I like being under pressure.

[B]

Yeah. Put me in.

[A]

Function. I function great under pressure.

[B]

Yeah. You have a lot of it in your life.

[A]

Oh, yeah?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What is the most pressure. What is the most pressure you have in your life?

[D]

I'm actually curious about that.

[A]

No, no. That's why I sleep a lot. Okay. Sleep relieves pressure.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

What pressure are you under?

[A]

Hey. Oh, you would. Yeah. You wouldn't know if I told you.

[B]

You wouldn't believe it if he told you.

[A]

If I told you, you wouldn' Believe.

[D]

I'd crack just hearing about it.

[A]

That's right. That probably puts you in the loony bin. Yeah.

[B]

Man enough to even hear about his problems.

[A]

It's like that movie talking about.

[D]

It's all the voices.

[A]

I can't tell you the truth because you can't handle the truth.

[D]

I bet there is a lot going on up there.

[B]

I'm still rooting for the monkeys. I can't get past that thought in my head. Unbelievable.

[D]

There's a wild population of monkeys.

[B]

That'd be tight, man. That'd be awesome.

[D]

It would be.

[C]

Well, I'm almost done with that duck blind.

[B]

Oh, there you go. Well, building a new one. It opens Saturday.

[C]

I know.

[B]

No time like the president.

[C]

Oh, I told you. Last time I was here, I couldn't get any help.

[D]

The buck boys no help.

[C]

Oh, no. I got a report on that. One of the buck boys showed up to help. Which one Day. One day for about two hours.

[A]

Well, see, that's their, like, manager, Crabs. What?

[B]

Who?

[A]

Y'all know who. That 60s, yo when you mentioned the. Yeah. He don't even want you to say the word. Who. Work, Energy. Krause. What?

[D]

Manage.

[A]

You said the word. You can't. Yo, you gotta. Gotta whisper that or spell it.

[B]

W, O, R, K. Oh, that's kind of like. No, that's kind of like my boys. You can't say go outside. You gotta say oh, U, T, S, I D, E. They ain't. They ain't able to spell yet. But if you say outside. Here they come.

[A]

Buddy.

[D]

Maynard G. Krabs. That's a person.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He must have been Buster's little cousin.

[A]

Who is, who, who, who stars? Is that the, the three men? I mean the, the, the boat that, you know, they got a shipwreck on an island.

[B]

Gilligan's Island.

[A]

Yeah. Giggle. Gilligan's Island. Gilligan is, is manager G Crabs.

[B]

Oh really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He was a beatnik.

[B]

Okay, so he was typecast.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

The Many Loves of Doby Gills which aired From CBS from 1959 to 1963 is what size talking about?

[A]

That's what I grew up with. Yeah.

[B]

What that put you from 11 to 15? Yeah. That was right in your prime. Oh yeah, there you go. And you still 14. So you've been watching it a long time.

[A]

I'm telling you, I feel like I'm in a rut.

[B]

That's all that stress.

[A]

That's what stressful. J.D. you try being 1476 year old, buddy. I'm not stressed. So.

[B]

Which buck boy showed up to help you out, Stone?

[C]

Oh, that was old Parker.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Showed up.

[C]

Oh, he showed up. He dug about four holes with post hole digger.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Little porcelain. Little sacred in there.

[A]

Okay. Where'd you put the blind?

[C]

On the elbow.

[A]

The elbow?

[C]

Yeah, it's two sided.

[A]

Two sided?

[C]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Oh, you hunt either side, huh?

[C]

That's right. You can hunt 11 men in there if you want to.

[A]

11 men. Oh, I know one is one of them see through blinds.

[C]

No. Oh, that ain't one of them.

[A]

Oh, we're.

[C]

We're beyond the see through blinds. We're. We're not. We.

[A]

We like a little more comfort than that.

[C]

We. We're gonna have a roof. Halls and a floor.

[B]

There you go. Oh, that means you and Jace can be way away from each other.

[A]

Yeah, well, no, I'm in the middle. You know, Jace is always on the end.

[B]

But it sounds like there's about four different ends to this blind. The far end.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[A]

They never let me on in.

[C]

There's three corners on this one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, three cones.

[B]

There you go. You could be the tip of the triangle, sir.

[A]

Okay. Hey. Hey. Sharpers. I am. I need to be the spear.

[B]

Hey, that was. Hey, there he is.

[A]

Especially when I got that 20 gauge in my hand.

[D]

Trying to picture a three corner duck blind.

[B]

It looks like an A.

[A]

It's a L. A frame or a V or how.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Any kind of. Any kind of letters there.

[C]

Yeah, that's real nice.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

I think we're. We're stressing comfort over killing these days.

[D]

Is that.

[A]

Hey, look. That they ain't realized what it's all about yet. What it ain't about to kill it. About the fellowship and being out in God's creation.

[C]

Yeah. Making memories.

[D]

Making most of the memories I hear from down there. Are y'all fighting with Chase?

[A]

No, it wasn't no fight. I thought we was gonna go to 50 cuffs, though.

[B]

No, just verbal articulate.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Over a duck, no less.

[B]

Verbal altercation, verbal sparring. Yeah. I ain't ever heard no meat get to popping down there.

[C]

No.

[D]

Oh, yeah. No, just.

[B]

We've come close.

[C]

Bunch of silliness. It's. It all boils down to finding out whose fault it is, assessing the blame.

[A]

And then they blamed it on me. And that's been the story of my life.

[C]

And then never admitting.

[A]

That's a lot of distress. Okay?

[C]

Never.

[A]

They blame for everything.

[C]

Never admitting any kind of wrongdoing, our mistakes.

[A]

I mean, how would you like to grow up with a family that we all hunt all our life?

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And according to the family, I've never killed nothing.

[C]

No.

[A]

When there's truth, a lot of pressure. When the truth of the matter is I kill everything.

[B]

But he always seems to kill him when he comes with me.

[A]

Oh, no, I'll kill him every time I go. You know, that's why I like hunting with the idiots that are family, because I love being in a blind. And people, all of them are saying, no, you didn't see that. And they're talking about me. They're telling me what I see with my eyes. And then they even get stupider. Then they go and say, no, you didn't kill that duck. That'd be what I shot with my shotgun.

[B]

That's what you. That's when you break out that boo on boo.

[A]

Now, that's when I just bust out laughing and said, hey, look, if it wasn't for me, you boys would never have duck and dress.

[C]

Boys when I.

[A]

20 gauge barks something.

[C]

Yeah, that's it every time.

[A]

Get your time.

[B]

Get them, buddy.

[A]

That's it every time.

[C]

There's been a lot of. A lot of that over the years. Well, it's pretty funny when you go back and think about it.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Because you got Phil and Jace on each end when. And their space is wide open. Bald over ball to know hardly any brush. And then you look at the middle of the blind and there's brush piled up where you can't even see over it.

[A]

I literally. Yeah, I mean, this is true. I literally make enough room just to stick the barrel of my gun out.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Cause I've got a tree piled up where I stand. Cause I stand up and if you pop one limb, get out you flirt. Get out you flirt and get out of your flare. I said, hey, look, whenever you cover up that mansion you got open on the end down there, I'll think about getting down. I said duck. Can't even see my gun barrel.

[B]

Hey, Christmas is coming up, Johnny.

[D]

Oh, you know what? And I've been trying to find the perfect holiday gift.

[B]

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[D]

What is it?

[B]

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[D]

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[A]

That's a travel pack he's got there, by the way.

[B]

I'm going to show him how easy it is to drink AG1 right here on the show.

[D]

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[A]

Look.

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[B]

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[A]

That's right. Quack, quack.

[C]

You ain't never flared a duck?

[A]

No.

[B]

No. He's too steep.

[C]

I heard Phil one time say he wore a shirt duck hunt one day about the color of that one you wear. Light gray. It was light gray.

[A]

It was. Because I remember Jason. I guess. I guess camouflage is out now, right?

[C]

Oh, yeah. Jason. That's not what he said. He said, I guess camouflage is optional these days.

[A]

He's optional these days.

[C]

And Phil said, do what? Where's your camouflage? He said, what are you talking about? He said, you gonna flare them with that? Bill said, I don't flare ducks.

[A]

Never ever.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, man, that opening day, I showed up, feels in red plaid.

[C]

I said, oh, yeah?

[B]

I said, when'd you become a lumberjack?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He said, what are you talking about?

[A]

Paul Bunyan? I said, paul Bunyan.

[B]

Boy, flannel shirt you got on.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He said, oh, I got camo under here.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm like, we got this backwards. Like, I think to be under and the camo needs to be on top. But, hey, man, he's old. Look, it's his place.

[A]

You do whatever you've never learned. That's what gets me. I've hunted this guy 50 years, and they've never learned. Hey, yo.

[B]

Just don't move.

[A]

Movement is what the ducks see.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

As long as you're standing up and you got your hat, like, I've got mine on. And I never. I never raise it any further. Okay. One of these. That's what they say. We call it rubber necking.

[D]

So. So if I just sit still, they won't see me.

[A]

Hey, now, look.

[D]

Not very good at that, but I've.

[A]

Been in a duck blind before. It gets daylight, right? When it's starting to get daylight. And you would think the blind was on fire because there is a flame coming out over the porch and it's light everywhere. Okay. It lights the decoys up.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just watching computer, 40 miles just doing decoys. Doesn't shoot them because it was Legal. But they came in with that flame because think about it. All the bowels and up in north Louisiana, they got pipes sticking up with fire, flaming out up in the middle of the bowels, everywhere.

[B]

Oh, there you go.

[C]

I did. One time I went on a trip with Jace to Kansas. Head of a bonfire built on the river bank where he was hunting. The river.

[A]

Oh, no. Yeah.

[C]

And it was about to get legal. I mean, he had a raised roaring.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Then he looked at me and he says, you need to take that headlight off your head. You're gonna flare something with that.

[A]

He's got a signal fire going. Yeah, I'm talking about on top of the mountain.

[C]

But according to you, they don't flare off fire.

[A]

They don't fly off. I'm telling you, I've had 50 mallards light in the decoy and you'd have thought the blind was on fire. I'm talking about flames shooting up 10 foot in the air. So we had a blaze going. Cause hey, guess what? I built the fire.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Charcoal. And then, hey, about a half a pint of charcoal lighters. Whoa.

[B]

Few things about size. Woods, buddy. Right off, they don't go dark. And you ain't gonna be cold.

[C]

No, you ain't gonna be cold.

[A]

Look, if you.

[B]

If my man. My man's always got a flashlight and a fire.

[A]

No, no, because. Okay.

[C]

A lot of bullets.

[A]

We're in Moss Lake. That was back when Phil. Name was drinking. There's drunk. There's eight or ten of them.

[D]

No, hold on, hold on. Are you a part of this day?

[A]

Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[D]

Hey, look, Phil and them were drinking. They was drunk, and it was eight or ten of us.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, no. Cause look, you gotta think about it. We got a big boat, okay? Then we got a 12 foot, little old. Little bitty aluminum light Lumina boat. Okay, Phil. And like six. Six or eight of them get in one boat. Well, he sends four to get in with me in the little boat. And hey, all these boys are rocking about 250 to 300 pounds.

[B]

So me.

[A]

Yeah. So every time they stepped in and I look, you know, it going down. When they all got in, I got a free board about an inch. Okay. Hey, guys, look. Hey. A couple of you get out. I'm what? You know, because I'm not gonna make it through the brook brush to get to the lake, to get to the blind. And Phil said, oh, and how he goes?

[D]

What'd he say?

[A]

Oh, he cranked at 20.

[B]

Yeah, he was drinking. It don't Matter. Yeah, he said something.

[A]

I figured I'd sink it in the buck brush. Yeah. Now we got out and when I hit that open lake, I had a little five horse motor on that 12 foot. Okay, well, hey, I had it. Mountaineer was breaking it. Keep it throttled down. Well, didn't work because hey, once I got out clear water, it starts speeding up. Now next time I know I'm sitting down and I got both hands holding them all like that. And now there's a stampede coming toward me from the front. Cause we're going down.

[B]

It kind of sounds like a weight and balance.

[A]

Oh yeah. So hey, look, I didn't even get up. I knew how deep the lake was. Cause I'd Bass, fish, wading. Yep, that's it. Deep. I just sit there and I just. Water started coming in like. Oh man. I'm like, it's right here. Look, it was 18 degrees with a 35 mile northwest wind. Was that ice, that's cold.

[B]

And I'm not, I'm just, oh, not in that river.

[A]

I'm sitting at the bottom of the lake. The boat land on the bottom. I'm just sitting there. Bill's yelling, stand up, stand up. The blind. We sunk right in front of the blind, right on outside of decoys. They was all thrashing around, you know, he finally got him. Stand up. They all walked up, climbed up the ladder. I pulled the stupid boat in the woods, tied it up, sunk.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Climbs up the ladder and hey, from before daylight to 2:00, I was inside the blind. Okay. Everything is damp. Every kind of. We've got a 10 boxes of shells, empty boxes laying everywhere. And I never could get a fire going. All I could get was smoke. And I literally dried out after about eight to 10 hours. Just in there where, you know, I, hey, I probably sucked in more, smoked and I smoked my. You know, I smoked for 20 years. I probably had more smoke in me that day than I've ever had because I stayed in there like eight hours. Just older smoke. But I got dry, they got warm.

[B]

You come out there looking like. Look like a piece of jerky, huh?

[A]

I'm telling you.

[B]

How much soot was on your glasses?

[A]

Oh, hey, back when you had glass. No, no, I was solid black. I'm serious. My face was. I didn't do face paint. My face was black, my clothes were back and I smelled like a. Like a fire.

[B]

Well, good news, they don't wear face paint anymore either. So you ain't got to worry about that no more. Face paint out that's out.

[D]

It was always pretty messy.

[C]

Everything's optional these days.

[B]

Loading your gun optional.

[D]

Who's not loading the gun?

[A]

It don't make you. Hey, they don't kill nothing anyway.

[C]

I beg to differ myself, friend.

[B]

I get tickled when he get talking that trash.

[A]

Oh, no, no.

[D]

Says they're gonna kill him.

[A]

Oh, no. Here's the best one. Never was.

[C]

Okay, first week we have two good hus.

[D]

Two good ones.

[A]

We looked up. Here comes a bunch of green wing tail. Yo. Jace calls them. They come by. Yo, they come by the second time. The third time they come in there, I just raised up. I said, boom, boom, boom, you know. And everybody gets running their mouth, tell me what they killed. I said, well, I was three for three boys. Well, they all start busting out laughing. And I said, what's so funny? And he said, well, what, you didn't know? He said, you didn't kill nothing.

[D]

Did they put blanks in?

[A]

No. No. Yeah. And I said. I said, what are you talking about? He said, goes, hey, we put three blanks in your gun. I said, see, that's where you boys just don't understand how good I really am. I said, y'all took the shot out of my shells. And I said, I just killed three green wing teal flying with the wad.

[D]

It is. Is that a true story?

[A]

That's a true story.

[D]

Did they do.

[C]

Who took the.

[D]

Who put the blanks in your gun?

[A]

Hey, they said they put it in there and just had to tell him.

[D]

I said, well, that really happened.

[A]

I hate to hurt yalls feelings, I said, but hey, I killed three for three. And I said, yo, Stone will tell you because he had to clean them. He took three wad as a chest of teal, Stone.

[D]

He's not denying it.

[B]

He also ain't confirming it either.

[C]

That's a good story, Stone.

[B]

Trying to figure out where he stands on a moral scale on that one.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Do I tear the whole man's hopes and dreams.

[A]

I love hunting with the boys. They never win. They always run their mouth, but they never win. They ain't good enough. They can't. Tommy Topper, baby.

[C]

Boys, you ain't gonna top him.

[B]

Well, sir, my pillow has been canceled by another box store.

[D]

Shocker.

[B]

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[A]

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[A]

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[A]

You know, you know me.

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[A]

He got 25 stuck in his brain.

[D]

Christmas look.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Does I got a roll for evocation, son.

[B]

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[D]

I was wearing my slippers all weekend.

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[A]

Oh, no, no. Look, that was a reoccurring theme.

[D]

Breaking the law or busting.

[A]

You cannot talk to a drunk person. Okay?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he's.

[A]

He's bad enough to talk to when he's sober.

[B]

I'm gonna go with guilty on both of them.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Trying to talk to the drunk person and then also being a drunk person, I'm gonna say I'm guilty on both accounts.

[A]

Well, hey, I've been there.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Guilty. Yeah, I know exactly where you talking about. No, yeah. That's a tough one, boy. You ten foot tall and bulletproof, ain't it?

[A]

What are you talking about?

[B]

Know it all too, buddy.

[C]

You know, I feel. Was he. He did he. If he's gonna do something, he's gonna do it all the way.

[A]

Oh, no. He's all in. Yeah.

[C]

I guess that. That went for drinking, too.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, say, yeah. Y'all didn't know. You know, you didn't want to hate. Yo. If you've ever again got snickered and are tricked into going over the land. Hey, look, it won't be about 15 minutes. Take about 15 minutes. Do this. Yeah, yeah. Now, like when he bass fish, it used to be, hey, 4:30 in the morning in the boat at the. At the ramp. And hey, it'd be slam dark when we come back in all day long.

[B]

That's called not having anything to do.

[A]

No, that's all really. You know, what you're involved in. It wasn't no half. Half measures. Yeah, this was all the way in. Or he had no.

[B]

It sounded like he had four kids at home.

[D]

Phil Robinson never half measured anything.

[A]

But I will say this, though.

[C]

What?

[A]

He went out. Whatever he goes after.

[B]

Yeah, you better be careful.

[A]

He's gonna figure out how to get it.

[B]

Yes. No monkeys caught.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[D]

Oh, this would have been. Oh, no, already handled. If it was in South Washtaw Parish.

[B]

Holla at your boy. Hey, where's your monkeys loose down there?

[A]

Because you would think, you know, that's what always made me. When he started his fishing, you know, making a living. You would think if you dropped a net, okay, 12 foot up all the way across the river from bank to bank. If anything moves, it'll catch it. Wrong answer. If you don't know, look at the spots and how the water and all. You gotta know that just. It's unreal. And I'm talking about you can be off a foot, not catch a scale.

[B]

Ask that boy named Peter. He's just on the wrong side of the wrong side.

[A]

No, no, no. That's the craziest thing.

[B]

Oh, he had to start over yonder.

[A]

Oh, no. I've had a personal experience with that. Tell me.

[D]

Hey, with Jesus Christ.

[B]

How.

[A]

No, but I'm in his creation. There's two corks sitting. And, hey, I'm telling you, they want an inch apart. Both of us has got a big shiner on it. Mine would go under big crappy. Yeah, put another on it. Put it right back where it was 15 times in a row.

[B]

Who was fishing with You a kid.

[A]

That I that lived next door?

[B]

Was he your driver?

[A]

No. Oh, no, he just. I finally. He kept seeing all these fish I'm cleaning and eating, you know. He said, can I go with you? I said, yeah, you can go with it.

[B]

Yeah, get that paddle.

[A]

Oh, that's right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But look, 15 in a row. That car goes on. And I put him in a boat, and I said, hey, you. We gonna be here till we fill this cooler up. I said, the next time my cork goes under, move yours one inch to the right.

[B]

One inch.

[A]

Cause, hey, you're gonna sit here. You're gonna sit here all day watching me catch these fish unless you move. I don't know what it is.

[D]

One inch.

[A]

Listen, one inch.

[C]

I got one for you. I witnessed him, Si and Godwin in my boat.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Cast at this at the same. Bowie and Godwin caught 18 fish before Cy ever caught one.

[A]

I've got the same bait on. I'm riddling the same. I mean, I got my bait under. I got my rod under his rod, and I'm sitting there doing the same thing he's doing. He'll 18 in a row. I finally caught one fish.

[D]

What were you doing wrong that he wasn't?

[A]

I have no idea. But I never did get it right.

[C]

He was. His. His retrieve was slightly faster.

[A]

Must have been something because. Hey, dad hit go a lot faster. Touch mine. Oh, that happened with Phil. One time. We. We had a pond, like, to the east of us, you know, and every time a black cloud come over there. Palm was about five acres, had lily pads all over it and, you know, slam full of big. Big old giant bass. I mean, you know, and the tiny torpedo was the bait. Sun perch pattern. Yeah, when it. It's clouded up over there. Hey, we jumped in that car and took off once. That pond, look, I've got a.

[B]

That way the landowner wouldn't be there.

[A]

Oh, no, no. We have permission on this one. Anyway, we've got the same torpedo. I've got the colors of a sun purse, but it ain't the sun perch pattern.

[D]

Oh, that.

[A]

Nothing says it's that close. Okay. I throw mine out there, they roll behind it. Bill throws his out there. And yeah, you just suck it on earth too fast, you know, 27 to 1. All because I caught one bass, he caught 27. And, hey, I put them together. Looked at all the colors are there, but it ain't all the colors.

[D]

The only difference that that happened was the back of a top water bay.

[B]

That's out of the water. That's out of the water that a fish can't see.

[D]

That was the difference.

[B]

I did it.

[A]

No, no, I'm telling you. It's something about that pattern. Okay. They'll eat it up. And hey, they come up here and just roll behind that other one. They look at it. You roll behind. Tell me not about one.

[B]

That must be. Same thing happens when I fish with Jacob Wheeler.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

I just gotta change colors.

[D]

Wrong color.

[B]

Wrong color. Surely it ain't him.

[A]

Oh, no.

[D]

Hey, you should go buy more colors.

[A]

Nope, it's because with God when I had the same color. Yeah, I'm using the same base he's using.

[B]

Oh, I tried that.

[A]

Hey, my retrieve was wrong. My presentation was something. Hey, it was wrong because it was 18 to 1. I mean, you talking about. Talking about a small butt whooping.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

I took one that was pissed.

[C]

Oh, he got hot.

[A]

Oh, I was hot.

[D]

You're not nice about it.

[A]

Hey, I'm trying everything and I can't catch a fish.

[C]

And they was the good ones too.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, they're like this. Okay.

[B]

Hello, @duck call room.com.

[D]

I do have old cray for. Oh, I getting a phone call. Hey, don't know that person. Delete Cray from Hillsdale, Michigan. Yeah, he wanted a shout out.

[B]

All right, Craig, that's a bull.

[A]

That is a bull.

[C]

That's a big look at the mass.

[A]

Oh, no. Yeah, that's a bull there, boys.

[B]

Big crayons. Pretty go cray cray, son. That's good.

[D]

I mean, that's a hammer.

[B]

Yeah, that's a good one. Kids in the outdoors, man. Golly, you gotta love it.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Man.

[A]

Oh, that's a pretty buck.

[B]

And he did it with a bow and arrow. Good on you.

[A]

30 yards, second string, no less. Good. Great.

[C]

That's a pretty bug.

[B]

What is that phone number? 318. Yep.

[D]

318-21-5659. Call in. Leave side voicemail.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I need my whiteboard back. That way we can just.

[D]

And we can.

[A]

We will.

[D]

We will answer your question, listen to your voice, and we'll stereotype where we think you're from.

[B]

And so far. Well, we've gotten one of those, right?

[D]

Yeah, it's really.

[A]

We're 11 for about 10.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, boys, it's an honor to be calling you guys. Just was wondering, have you guys ever heard of or been to Uranus fudge.

[D]

Factor factory in Indiana? I was about to say this guy's from Indiana because he said you guys a lot. And did he just say the Uranus fudge factory.

[A]

My girlfriend's parents and had one heck of a time.

[B]

So.

[D]

JD Go ahead, look that up.

[A]

I'm sure you guys will get a good enough wife.

[B]

I wouldn't Google that.

[C]

Oh, don't Google that.

[B]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't google Uranus fudge factory in Indiana.

[D]

I was just about to, and I was like, wait a second.

[B]

No, that ain't a setup.

[C]

That's probably in California.

[D]

Friends. It's a real thing.

[B]

He's not from.

[C]

Are you serious?

[B]

He's not from India. I paused it before.

[C]

He sounds like a. Like. He's got, like, a Texas accent.

[B]

I'm gonna go.

[D]

Says you guys a lot. There was no y'all.

[B]

Yeah, I'm gonna go with Tennessee, you guys. Middle Tennessee. That's what I'm going with.

[A]

I'm gonna go with Carolinas from Cincinnati, Ohio.

[B]

Cincinnati, Ohio.

[D]

Yeah. You eat your chili with spaghetti noodles, you weirdo.

[B]

Yeah, and out of a bag. Skyline chili, baby. The Uranus fudge factory. What can we order from there? Yeah, well, slap it up there. Let's see.

[D]

What a weird place.

[B]

Well, Fudge from Uranus.

[A]

Where was rap?

[D]

Are we allowed to even talk?

[B]

Well, I mean, why not?

[D]

Clever Cletus. Hillbilly novelties. This is the place on the side of the interstate that people love. I can tell.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[C]

I've got.

[B]

I've got one more if you want it. Yeah, go ahead.

[D]

Go ahead.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Hey, guys, Love the podcast.

[A]

My name's Dwayne.

[B]

I'll tell you where I'm from at the end. Okay, now that On Patrol Live is filming and following the Monroe Police Department, how long it's going to be before we see Uncle Sigh on tv? D. Wayne, Uncle Si. Pretty straight laced, and he don't get to rolling around by the time that show comes on. So they're going to have to catch him on a 2pm one that says, you know, recorded earlier.

[D]

Yeah, PD Live is not live when size awake.

[B]

Yeah, they go. They gonna struggle to catch Uncle Si. But I'm sure if you've watched in the past and you're a faithful watcher, you've seen Uncle Silent. Plenty of T shirts of those that were out. Nefarious Rascals out until midnight, you know, so. Because I have. I have a picture on my phone of it. And do you guys want to guess.

[C]

Where this guy's from real quick? Minnesota Live.

[B]

PD, NC.

[A]

That's what I was going to say. Carolina.

[D]

West Virginia.

[B]

I'm from Corbin, Kentucky, the home of the original kfc, the mega gar of chicken.

[A]

Thank y'all. Love the part two.

[D]

I was about to say. That's not something to be proud of, bro.

[B]

My man said mega gar of chicken. We are changing lives, y'all.

[D]

We're changing the whole world. Because the only people that think KFC is any good live in Europe. S. Do you ever watch Live pd?

[A]

Not much.

[D]

Not much.

[B]

I think it's called on patrol now, but they got. Yeah, they got. They got it. It's at the Monroe Police Department. So I figured, honestly, the most likely one of us to end up on there is Johnny D. No chance. No, I'm saying Rowdy from a hockey game. I figured, you know, because Monroe PD is right there by the civic center. So somebody come down there and do something stupid to you or, you know, back into your truck or something.

[D]

I'm leaving early and I'm. I'm home by the time rowdiness starts.

[C]

I got way too many kids, let me tell you. Don't ever leave a yeti in your truck at the civic center.

[B]

It's gone.

[C]

Gone. I was there two hours. I thought, everybody's asleep, you know, it was 10:00. Thought I was safe. Nope.

[B]

No, that's when the night shift wakes up.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

On patrol. Live.

[B]

There you go. Monroe, has anything crazy happened?

[D]

Have you been keeping up with it?

[B]

No, I watched it that first night they were there, and the guy from Monroe, cop, he pulled up to the guy, and it's the most Monroe thing ever. He pulled a guy over, he said, damn, man, your breast tank. That's what our cop said to the person he pulled over. He said, damn, man, your breath.

[D]

Is it, like, really live? They're just following police around live.

[B]

I haven't made it on there yet, but I could, you know, maybe. It seems to be live. I don't know. Like, you want to go. You won't go get rowdy Friday night. We'll just find out.

[D]

I mean, I. Like, I could go stand in the.

[B]

Background if we can find one of the cameras. Watch. Yeah, I mean, Johnny D get the meat popping and he gone. So he gets you in a fight, he just ain't gonna join in the fucking fight.

[D]

Agreed. Yeah, I know.

[B]

Or maybe a Ulm football game that gets out of hand or something. You know?

[D]

Those are in the day, too.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, Yeah. I don't.

[D]

I don't understand why that's a thing, though.

[B]

What? Live pd?

[D]

Yeah. Is it interesting?

[B]

Yeah, it's funny. It's hilarious.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You'd be surprised what happens. Well, you know, for a police officer.

[B]

On his shift to hear a drunk person's rationale of why they're not drunk and driving is always a good time, right? No, sir. I've only had one beer today. Well, sir, you can't even open your eyes. Yeah, but I mean, I'm just tired. No, I'm not drunk tired. Yeah, I'm just. I'm just tired, man.

[D]

I don't mess with the police. If I see a police, I say, hello, sir, and.

[B]

Yeah, well, I'm a big fan of, like, 75 or 76 in the right lane on cruise control. And I'll just get there when I get there. I ain't trying to outrage time. I get there when I get there, boy.

[D]

Romans 12:10. Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves. And today we say that to all our veterans, especially these two sitting here with us.

[B]

Amen, buddy.

[D]

Thank y'all for your service. Truly an honor just to get to sit here and hang out with y'all. But to all our veterans, we thank you. We couldn't do what we do without you guys.

[B]

Amen. We'll see y'all next time, right here in the duck call room. We're out.

[A]

We're out.

[C]

Sa.