Uncle Si Loses it Over Jacob Mayo's Embarrassing Thai Massage

Summary

Duck Call Room – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Uncle Si Loses it Over Jacob Mayo's Embarrassing Thai Massage
Date: November 25, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers the usual mix of hilarious stories, down-home wisdom, and classic Duck Commander antics, with a special highlight on Jacob Mayo’s awkward experience during a Thai massage—much to the amusement (and horror) of his Duck Call Room family. Other topics include hunting stories, family rituals, culinary adventures, listener emails, and a tribute to resilience through tough times.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Family Pranks and Old-Timer Stories

• Early Banter: The crew kicks off with colorful memories about family pranks, spankings, cranky uncles, and being tossed into pecan thickets.
  • "He'll pop his head off, off, off, and then, hey. And hit and hit who he was aiming at." – David [01:29]
• First-Class Travel Anecdotes:
  • Si recounts being hosted in style by the Seminole Indians in Florida—private jet, first-class breakfasts, and hunting invitations.
  • "When we got on the jet, there's this good looking woman there. Oh, God, she's... What kind of omelette do you want, sir?" – Phil [04:44]

2. Reflections on Life, Loss, and Laughter

• Martin shares about his grandmother’s recent funeral, sparking discussions about family, visiting cemeteries, and treasuring those still present.
  • Notable moment: "That got me more emotional than anything. I was like, oh, no." – Martin on seeing his own future gravesite [08:20]
• Si and the crew stress the importance of laughter in marriage, avoiding political arguments, and agreeing to disagree amicably.
  • "Just stay out. And friendship, really, just stay out of it." – Phil on politics in relationships [09:10]

3. Home Cooking and Family Rituals

• Homemade Pizza for Armies: Tales of grandparents who only knew how to cook for a crowd.
  • "The standard recipe called for 28 pizzas. Wow." – Martin [13:36]
• Food Debates: Pineapple in sausage, crawfish, and pizza—culinary creativity (and skepticism) runs rampant.

4. Jacob Mayo’s Thai Massage Ordeal

[Main Story: 18:52–27:20]

• Setup: Jacob, reluctantly accompanying his wife to a massage after a wedding, finds himself in an unexpectedly vulnerable (and hilarious) situation at a Thai massage parlor.
• The Embarrassment Unfolds:
  • "I think it was more... I don't know. Felt like they almost was going to Strip me nude for the second. Wait." – Jacob [21:07–21:12]
  • He describes being half- undressed and straddled at the head by the masseuse, with his wife Bella in the same room and both of them mortified.
  • Peak Moment: "She tucks the sheet in my butt. In my butt. And I was like, oh my gosh, I'm glad my wife is in the room because I don't know where this is going and I'm not down." – Jacob [25:07]
  • The crew erupts in laughter, offering their own horror stories and firm resolve never to try such massages themselves.
• Memorable Exchange:
  • "How was Bella's experience?" – Phil
  • "I mean, she said it was fine...but mine was definitely, I guess, the top tier one. And she got to witness it, so." – Jacob [28:03]

5. More Antics and Classic Characters

• The crew riffs on Si's aversion to being touched and Godwin's legendary ugly feet.
  • "He could have been the original Dr. Scholes endorser." – Jacob [32:08]
• Discussion on the dangers of going barefoot in snake country (including wild barefoot hunting tales).

6. Listener Stories & Community Shout-outs

[39:10–42:36 & 42:49–51:20]

• First-Time Hunters: Fans share photos and stories about their first deer or buck (Taylor from Texas, Haley from Minnesota, Everett from Tennessee).
  • "Good job, Haley. Haley from Minnesota on the board with a doe." – Martin [41:09]
• How to Cook Venison: The consensus: Chicken-fried backstrap is king.
  • "I go flour, then egg, then flour again. Just...He likes a crunchy." – Phil & Martin [41:54–41:55]
• Veteran Story: Chris, a 57-year-old retired vet and law enforcement officer, shares his biggest deer success.
  • "He got his biggest deer of his life." – Martin [43:17]

7. Culminating in Outrageous Government Stories

• Throwing Parachuting Beavers Out of Planes:
  • “In the late 1940s, the Idaho fish and game department relocated a bunch of beavers by dropping them out of planes.” – Martin [44:18]
• Exploding Washed-Up Whales:
  • "The state of Oregon took half a ton of dynamite, shoved it in there and blew it up on TV." – Martin [48:21]
  • The room howling about beaver and whale shrapnel raining from the sky.

8. Duck Call Room Debates: Domestic Aggravations

• Breaking Down Delivery Boxes:
  • Dwayne from Kentucky vents about his wife not breaking down Amazon boxes.
  • "That's the only problem that is is Dwayne's problem. And he can just break them down and then it's not a problem anymore because you're never going to convince your wife that it's a problem and she'll never stop doing it." – Jacob [51:38]

9. Faith & Family Reflections

[55:01]

• Martin shares wisdom from Hebrews 12:1, offering comfort for listeners who are missing loved ones during the holidays.
  • "Those people who have gone on before us are there cheering you on until the day we are back with them. So keep running, keep going, keep looking at Jesus, and I'll see you in heaven. Yeah, hopefully in like 50 years, because I got some stuff I'm still trying." – Martin [55:01]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Politics and Peaceful Marriage:
  • “Just stay out. And friendship, really, just stay out of it.” — Phil [09:10]
• On Culinary Heritage:
  • “The standard recipe called for 28 pizzas.” — Martin [13:36]
• Jacob’s Massage Trauma:
  • "She tucks the sheet in my butt. In my butt." — Jacob [25:07]
  • “If I pick my head up and buck, she'd fly off the top of me, I promise you.” — Jacob [22:51]
• Rural Legends:
  • "He could have been the original Dr. Scholes endorser." — Jacob [32:08]
• Beavers from the Sky:
  • “They parachuted beavers into Idaho. Okay. Interesting.” — Phil [45:06]
• On Grief and Perseverance:
  • “Keep running, keep going, keep looking at Jesus, and I'll see you in heaven. Yeah, hopefully in like 50 years, because I got some stuff I'm still trying.” — Martin [55:01]

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Key Timestamps

• Massaging Mishaps: 18:52–28:14
• Listener Success Stories: 39:10–42:36
• First Deer Cooking Tips: 41:22–41:55
• Outrageous Animal Relocation Stories: 43:44–46:16
• Faith Reflection and Closing Thoughts: 55:01–56:59

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Final Thoughts

This episode encapsulates everything fans love about Duck Call Room: heart, humor, outlandish mishaps, and solid Southern sense. Whether reliving Jacob’s Thai massage trauma, reminiscing about family, or fielding real-life dilemmas from their listeners, the crew keeps it lively, authentic, and packed with memorable moments as only they can.

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For more laughs and real-life wisdom from the Duck Commander crew, tune in, share your stories, and keep those “firsts” coming!

Transcript

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[Phil]

You gotta fix that mic before we get started.

[Martin]

Unless you're Mark.

[David]

When you. You talk about a rat snake. I always remember my uncle going out to the hen house and there's a big black snake in there full of eggs and he comes out as Whip Wilson.

[Phil]

Yeah. David and Goliath.

[David]

Yeah. Hey, actually, actually really good shot with him.

[Jacob]

Gave us pop.

[David]

He'll pop his head off, off, off, and then, hey. And hit and hit who he was aiming at. Next time you feel is a big, big pop you upside the head and ooze you down your, you know, collar of your shirt.

[Jacob]

I think if I got whipped like that, I'd fall on the ground.

[Martin]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't be excited about it.

[Jacob]

No.

[David]

You ever.

[Jacob]

Well, who was I watching the other day? You're knowing that your kid, your parents gave you a spanking and you can't talk because they spanked you. You know what I'm saying? They hit you so hard like it locks you up. Yeah. That was what that lasso would feel like if you smack me upside the head with.

[David]

No, he was.

[Martin]

You saw somebody get.

[David]

He was actually.

[Jacob]

No, like, I saw somebody talking about it on a podcast. It just revisited a memory of me when I was a kid. My parents spanked me and I was.

[David]

Just like, he would freeze up, freeze up.

[Jacob]

You know what I mean? Not because it was that bad.

[David]

It's just, you know, FM was beans. He had us in the back of his jeep that had a hard time.

[Phil]

Fm. I was like, FM radio.

[David]

Yeah. We went with him to check his oil leases. Well, there's a forky road that he comes out and there's a bush right in a fork on the side. And look, it's got a purple tail Wall in there. It's about that big round, just covered well, he just pulls up our stops, backs up, backs us in, in the middle of it. And it shuts Jeep off.

[Martin]

It's a fun uncle.

[David]

He's. Yeah. And he's in. He's in a cab. Enclosed cab, just laughing his head off. We're getting ate up. A paper tail case.

[Phil]

You're looking for something to do with all your nieces and nephews.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I pass.

[Phil]

You just do that.

[Jacob]

I think I'd get close.

[Phil]

Back old Sheppy and honey up into there.

[David]

Back them into a wall.

[Martin]

I don't think Corey would stand for that.

[Jacob]

I think I'd be excommunicated real fast.

[Martin]

Be on the other side of the neighborhood with me. If that happens.

[Jacob]

I'd be definitely outside the gate. They'd have me a little chain box. I'd be locked in peddling for everybody. Come in, put the coat in. And I have leftovers.

[Martin]

Willie.

[Phil]

Oh, man.

[Martin]

Welcome back to the duck call room.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

We're here again.

[Phil]

Si. You've been on the road, huh? Where you been?

[David]

Yep. I went to Orlando. Farler being filled in.

[Phil]

You went to Disney?

[David]

No, I went down there for the Idols aside ministries. Idols aside, these are men that find kids that don't have fathers in their life and then they become mentors for them. It's an awesome ministry.

[Martin]

That is really cool.

[Phil]

I used to get in that same stance when I couldn't breathe at football.

[Martin]

I was very comfortable today. Everybody that's listening, I was stretching.

[David]

My back's hurt.

[Phil]

Oh, you bet. You've been toting Philip all weekend.

[Martin]

Flew to Orlando, No?

[David]

Yeah, private jet. Oh, one of the finest.

[Phil]

There you go. You have an omelette, huh?

[David]

Oh, we had, you know, eggs and sausages for breakfast. But I ain't no big breakfast man on the plane.

[Phil]

No, no, That's a lot. That's why when you said one of the finest, I always. The finest experience we ever had was me. Sai Galvan were the guest of the Seminole Indian.

[David]

Hello.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[David]

You saw my first class.

[Phil]

Now that.

[David]

That one's got all that was first class. Because when we got on the jet, there's this good looking woman there. Oh, God, she's. Hey, what. How.

[Jacob]

How she combing her hair?

[David]

Yeah, yeah. What kind of omelette do you want, sir?

[Phil]

Yeah, she went in there, cooked us breakfast. And that plane didn't have seats on it. It had couches.

[Martin]

Yeah, it's big.

[David]

Oh, it was fine.

[Phil]

Good for them, man. Hey, you know, they called a raw deal, so Good for them. They're taking all the money back via the casino.

[Jacob]

I'm happy for, say, the casino for sure.

[Phil]

I'm very happy for them.

[David]

They own the Florida Everglades.

[Phil]

They owned a big chunk, Chief.

[David]

Me and Chief got well along well.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[David]

He said, you need to come hunting. I said, well, until you see something. He said, when I say so.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[David]

He said, you shoot anything you want here, boy.

[Phil]

Yeah. We pulled through the gate. That guy looked at us, he said, just so y' all aware, you're not technically in the United States anymore. And I was like, wait, what? Oh, praise God. Well, their reservation, man.

[Martin]

That's not technically.

[Phil]

No, no. It's a wild west, buddy. Yeah. You can do as you please.

[David]

Do whatever he wants to do. He does. How about that?

[Phil]

Yeah. Now, that was a. That was a first class experience. And I was like, man, they sent the nicest plane they got for us.

[David]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Until we pulled up at the deal. Now they have four more just like it. I was like, these boys right here.

[Martin]

Hey, rolling.

[Phil]

Yeah. I mean, I wanted to do that tomahawk shop thing they do at Florida State, you know.

[David]

Then we.

[Phil]

I was glad to be with them.

[David]

Then they allowed me to sit in and play the drums with them.

[Phil]

Uhhuh.

[David]

And I told him, I said, well, wait a minute, boys. I said, I ain't got no rhythm. He said, just do what we do.

[Phil]

Yeah. Which is bang and scream.

[David]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Which is exactly what size Good.

[David]

I said. And I told him, I said, I. In the back in the day, you didn't want to hear these other screen.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[David]

Or you'd be screaming.

[Phil]

You imagine if you rolled up on that, you ain't never been here before. You. You arrive on big wooden boat and step off and go walk into the woods and hear that. Now, why did people. I would have said, there ain't nobody there, sir. I'd have went back across the pond and said, we didn't find a.

[David]

No, no. What gets me is chilling in England. They took them and then put them in the worst place they could think of and they thrived. That's the Florida Everglades.

[Martin]

Florida Everglades.

[Phil]

Wow.

[David]

Alligators and cotton mouths and all the things.

[Martin]

Are there any ducks?

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil]

I thought he was going with the alligators in the gar.

[David]

Oh. I went, oh, no, it's all of.

[Jacob]

There's pythons.

[David]

I'm not feeling that commercial. That film the other day was watching with a rake. He said, what. What that is? And he hit a little needle nose guard. He said that. That Thing's full of. His whole head is full of teeth.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[David]

He will bite you.

[Martin]

I will. Well, say we. We had my grandmother's funeral yesterday, and I stole it.

[David]

A big crowd.

[Martin]

No, she was.

[Phil]

She.

[Martin]

It was a small family. It was a beautiful little ceremony. And then we went. We. We ended up at the cemetery. And then I realized I had to do, like, a whole tour. I mean, it was kind of wild. I drove past and saw Martin's dad.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I almost just sent you a picture. I was like, he might be having a. Like, who knows what he's doing with his boys. I want to catch him off.

[Phil]

Well, hey, right behind him is Mama and Papa too. So, yeah, there was a little Martin Hill.

[David]

How old was Grandmama?

[Martin]

She was 91. Lived a good life. It was a celebration. She's in heaven now. But then down the hill, I saw where my granddaddy has been buried. And then I didn't know Corey's her other grandpa. That we don't share. He's right down there. Then I walked up and saw where Phil's buried. Then I saw your spot.

[David]

Yep.

[Martin]

You know you got a spot out there. Yeah, I was. And that one kind of made me sad.

[Phil]

That.

[Martin]

That got me more emotional than anything. I was like, oh, no.

[Phil]

Well, hey, the good news is, is it helped remind us that Christine's birthday is in three days.

[David]

Yeah.

[Phil]

You may want to. You may want to figure that out, old man. I don't know what you're going to get her, if anything. But I'm not. You're not going to get her nothing. Come on, now.

[David]

I'm just going to handle the credit card and say, hey, go get you what you want.

[Phil]

Oh, I thought she was going to walk in and nothing but a bow.

[Jacob]

Oh, my gosh.

[David]

Oh, I could just.

[Jacob]

Magic Simon.

[Phil]

Yeah, you can put on a bow under that. My pillow robe. Happy birthday. Aren't you thankful?

[Jacob]

It's magic.

[Phil]

Sigh yeah, there you go.

[David]

I was talking the other night. I said, we. We've had a good. She said, yep. And it's been a lot of laughter.

[Martin]

A lot of laughter.

[Phil]

I can see that. I can. The only thing I'll disagree on is politics, so.

[David]

Well, we don't even talk about it.

[Phil]

There you go. That's a good rule for marriage in general, by the way. Just stay out. And friendship, really just stay out of it.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Phil]

I don't even bring.

[Martin]

And y' all still getting along great.

[Phil]

Yeah. But it shows you. Hey, that's fine. You can have a difference of opinion.

[David]

Still get along Something. You just got to learn to disagree.

[Phil]

There you go.

[Martin]

I think we've lost.

[David]

Then. Leave it alone. Don't bring it up. I think we know you disagree on.

[Martin]

The art of disagreeing.

[Phil]

Yeah. Respectfully.

[David]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[David]

I don't even think that's. I like the edge word. Respectfully.

[Phil]

Yeah. You can disagree with somebody.

[David]

Don't get ugly.

[Phil]

Yeah. There's no reason.

[David]

There's no.

[Phil]

That's not how you feel. That's not how you feel. Move on. Ain't no big deal. Worst thing you can do.

[David]

Unless you're gonna have to accept it.

[Phil]

Unless what?

[Martin]

You put pineapple on pizza. That cannot be.

[David]

Unless you put pineapple on pizza.

[Phil]

That's trash.

[David]

Well, hey, that's a good way to have a little sweet with your pizza.

[Jacob]

Hey, you know what I do like is pineapple, pepper jack, sausage, deer sausage. Y' all hate that.

[Phil]

I don't. I've just never been in.

[David]

Tom, it'll be good.

[Phil]

I've never been enamored with a pineapple mate.

[David]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I love pineapple.

[Phil]

Do you? I've just never been.

[David]

Cheese is good in sausage, but I know so much. Some people like, oh, a couple of chunks of pineapple.

[Jacob]

I didn't think I would like it, but somebody had it one time. I tried it. It was good. It doesn't taste like what you think.

[David]

Oh, it's good.

[Martin]

I would try that.

[Phil]

You got them boys around here throwing pineapple and crawfish bowls, and I just don't understand.

[Martin]

I tried that one time.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[David]

I don't taste good, I guess. So. Tickled at me. He starts out with a little bitty pot, and end of the day, mess hall, you know, four gallon pot on the stove.

[Phil]

Yeah. Using a boat paddle.

[David]

And he's using a boat paddle to stir all the junk he's put in there.

[Martin]

But. But it's.

[David]

I will give it this. He has come up with some good goulash.

[Jacob]

Goulash.

[David]

Whatever, y'. All. You just get crazy. But he gets that naturally.

[Jacob]

Yeah, he does.

[Phil]

From.

[David]

From probably my dad and mom because they were both scientists. Bad scientists. When they get in.

[Martin]

Genetics are science.

[David]

Oh.

[Martin]

Because that was my grandmother's thing, was always cooking homemade pizza. And now that's what we do. But my cousin cooked. We had like, 25 people. This is hilarious. This shows my. She went to make the pizza for everybody. She's trying to cook pizza. Like 12 pizzas is her plan. So she starts on the recipe.

[Phil]

25 people. Yeah. Well, they better been bigging.

[Martin]

No, they're like.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Oh, I Thought you're talking about people they Biggins.

[Martin]

Oh, well, we are large family, so.

[David]

I'm telling it takes four people to bring it and set it on the table.

[Jacob]

Oh.

[Martin]

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[Phil]

That's right.

[David]

I take it every day. I like to drink it.

[Martin]

It's one scoop or you got a little nifty travel pack like the ones we're holding here. It's that simple.

[David]

My gut health is better.

[Phil]

I got more energy. My wife now is drinking it and.

[David]

We just got a size doctor who.

[Phil]

Did all of his teeth work drinking it.

[Martin]

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[Phil]

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[Martin]

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[Phil]

Simple, easy.

[Martin]

You know how simple it is. All you got to do is head to drink ag1.com to get a free welcome kit with an AG1 flavor sampler and a bottle of vitamin D3 plus K2. When you first subscribe, that's drinkag1.com duck. So Lauren starts on the dough, and my aunt comes in and goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. She goes, don't go by grandmother's recipe. She goes, why not? The standard recipe called for 28 pizzas.

[Phil]

Wow.

[Martin]

That was just her normal rig.

[David]

And hey, you got it. You got to have a concrete cutter to cut these pieces. They're so big.

[Martin]

Oh, it was the funniest.

[Phil]

Her standard.

[David]

People bring it to the table and you get a concrete cutter.

[Martin]

I love old people would make 20. And that's who she was. She made no.

[Phil]

I know. That's a lost art. Cooking for a crowd, man.

[David]

She would get the seasoning right.

[Jacob]

Yeah, that's like. That sounds like the nutrition facts on, like a drink or something or like a food. It's like a thousand calories for servings it's like. Oh well this is actually 28 servings. So it's 28, 000 calories.

[Martin]

She almost, she almost had 28 pizza doughs.

[Phil]

Have you seen that recipe? How much flours and 28 pizza.

[Martin]

It was quite like £7. It was a lot.

[David]

Oh, you need to tell me. You and your wife need to make pepperoni jalapeno pizza. Okay.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[David]

And make it, they do make it thin enough where you roll it up like a burrito.

[Phil]

They don't do that.

[Martin]

Well then mine's. My, my pizza is pretty crunchy.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I mean I could just take it out a little early maybe.

[Phil]

You'd have to flatten it. Yours is a little more hefty.

[David]

12 inches circle and then have all the goodies on it. And then make it where you roll.

[Phil]

It up like also is the only.

[Martin]

One in here you like a burrito pizza.

[David]

Oh look, I found a restaurant in Germany, that Italian place casually.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[David]

And I would order three 12 inch pizzas that I would roll up like a burrito, eat like a burrito.

[Martin]

Anybody that a certain pizza from 50 years ago, I'm willing to try and.

[Phil]

Make it in the middle of in Germany, Cold war.

[David]

Yeah.

[Martin]

He was like, you know what? That pizza is legit.

[David]

Oh no, that thing was fine. Boys.

[Martin]

I don't remember anything 50 years ago.

[Phil]

Oh, well you're not 50. That's a good point.

[Jacob]

Good call.

[Martin]

But I'm just trying to think of like what's the food that I remember.

[David]

The Italian look like me, like I was crazy when I rolled them up.

[Phil]

Well, I mean a little offense.

[Jacob]

That's fair.

[David]

I said. Hey.

[Jacob]

Did you leave a tip?

[David]

Yeah, don't knock it to you Try it boys.

[Phil]

How much that cost you back in three 12 inch pizzas? Just curious.

[David]

Probably about 40 marks.

[Phil]

40 marks.

[David]

His marks it may not.

[Phil]

Oh, German currency.

[David]

Yeah, whatever. The German curse she was.

[Martin]

That's euros. Now we're gonna.

[Phil]

Yeah, I don't know, I don't know how to do that.

[Martin]

I'm good at Google, but I'm not going to be able to.

[Phil]

Yeah, that math don't math. I don't know how to do that.

[David]

That's one thing that was interesting over there though, when you went to a different German restaurant. They had their own mustard. No lederhosen, the salad dressing. Oh, they all made their own salad.

[Martin]

You mean they didn't have ranch?

[David]

No, no, they made their own. And oh, some of them was good. Grease good. Oh, what are you talking about? You'd order a Big salad. Tell them, hey, heavy on the dressing, and then get you four or five breadsticks where you could sop up what was left in the bowl.

[Phil]

That way you really just undo what you did with that salad.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Oh, man, sounds like Olive Garden.

[Phil]

You got a massager and then you got a blocker. Oh, I'm telling you, cola massager followed by cola massager.

[David]

You never could get them to tell you, hey, you know, tell me the ingredients. Why I can have this at home. Well, no one take.

[Phil]

Well, they wanted you to come to Germany.

[David]

Well, I did. I just thought it was rude and selfish of them.

[Martin]

That's their whole living is based on that recipe.

[David]

They were rude and crude for not giving me the recipe.

[Martin]

You were in their country.

[David]

Hey, yeah. Just because it's their country, it'll have to be rude.

[Phil]

You ain't got to be rude.

[Martin]

Rudest person I ever met was a Frenchman on a. On a train in France. He did not like me. If you're listening, sir, I don't like you either, but it's okay.

[Phil]

He's not.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Martin]

You know, he spoke English. You never know. We got fans all over the place, man.

[Phil]

We do. Yeah, we do. And thanks to all those that supported our friends that were in here.

[Martin]

Morgan.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And Lydia.

[Jacob]

They.

[Martin]

It's a lot of money.

[Phil]

It's a lot.

[Martin]

We have the duck call room. Fans showed up and showed out.

[Phil]

Thank y' all for that. And we. Come December 1st, we'll pick a winner. You'll notice my cup is no longer here. That's because we've set it to the side.

[Martin]

It's a different drinking vessel.

[David]

And it's been signed.

[Phil]

Yeah, it has been signed. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go look real quick by me sign it. And John David. So, yeah, thank y' all for that. Thank y' all for supporting it. We've never done anything quite like that, so we didn't know how it would go over. But Yalls kind words in the comments and the support for that family. Really cool, man. So we do appreciate that. Yeah, man. I don't. I don't know.

[Martin]

That's crazy. That was a crazy day.

[David]

Story that. That was a crazy story.

[Phil]

Yeah. Incredible. Yeah. One that only he could write. Right.

[David]

Kudos to middle his mom.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Martin]

She's out there. She's still working.

[David]

Yeah, Working.

[Martin]

I keep up with her.

[Phil]

I follow that thing closer and I follow the stock market, which is what's crazy.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

She.

[Martin]

Every day, she's like, I was here, here, here doing this fundraiser, this fundraiser. She working hard.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

It's going to pay off for sure.

[Phil]

Jacob, you've been traveling, huh? Everybody been traveling?

[Martin]

I heard you. I got a massage or something.

[Phil]

What?

[Jacob]

My gosh.

[Martin]

Beth teed me up. Ask him about some form of massage.

[David]

What have you been?

[Jacob]

But, Jacob, recently, I just got back from Missouri with my grandpa, but I'm.

[Phil]

Way more interested in the massage. We'll get to Missouri and Grandpa.

[Martin]

Yeah. I went and shot deer.

[Phil]

Cool.

[David]

All right.

[Martin]

You got a massage, you weirdo.

[Jacob]

Not me. My wife wanted to go, so I was like, okay, I guess that's what we'll do. So I went to a wedding in. Where were we? At Myrtle Beach.

[Phil]

Okay.

[Jacob]

Or a friend. And so the wedding was on Saturday. We got there on Friday. It was like a small wedding party, so everybody a part of the wedding stayed in the same house. It was like 30 people and had the wedding. Well, when we flew home on Sunday, we had a little extra time. So Bella was like, I want to get a massage.

[Martin]

And I was like, okay, wait in the airport.

[Jacob]

No, no, no, no.

[David]

Thank God.

[Jacob]

Like in Myrtle Breach, wherever we were. And I was like, okay, but she calls this Thai massage place.

[David]

And did the little woman walk on your back? Well, you know, because you ain't never had a massage. That's if the little lady walks on your back.

[Martin]

I'm not letting them. Nobody's touching me, so. Well, I'll start laughing.

[David]

Oh, where was it? I've done that.

[Phil]

The only massage I've had is a massage. Therapy is not enjoyable. That's painful.

[David]

Oh, no. Because that was mine. And I had it on Belize. Down there on the island?

[Jacob]

Yeah, Belize.

[Phil]

Belize.

[David]

Belize.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Look for it.

[David]

I had a knot in my back. Okay. And she got to chasing it with her elbow.

[Jacob]

Chasing it. I would hurt.

[David]

And I like to dive.

[Jacob]

You like a bloodhound on your face.

[David]

I like to die.

[Martin]

I would fight a person.

[David]

She was like, this.

[Martin]

This is my table, bro.

[David]

And I was screaming. And Stone was just dying, laughing. And I said, it ain't funny, dude.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Why do people do that?

[David]

Let you idiots talk me into this? And now this woman thinks to kill me.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil]

I'm really hopeful that's where we're getting to here. Keep going, J.D.

[Jacob]

Mine was more. I don't know. I don't think it was pain. It was more uncomfortable.

[Phil]

Uncomfortable?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[David]

Hold on.

[Jacob]

Mine was it uncomfortable.

[David]

Mine went past uncomfortable. It was pain.

[Jacob]

I don't think it was pain. I think it was more. I don't know. Felt like they almost was going to Strip me nude for the second. Wait.

[Martin]

They.

[Jacob]

That's what I'm saying. I ain't got there yet. I walked in the deal, and I think there was a language barrier. You know, we got in there, and she was like. And I was like, yes. And she's like, oh, we've been waiting on you. I was like, okay. It was a couple's massage, so we're in the same room, and I can't see without my. My glasses. So.

[David]

All right.

[Jacob]

I get in the room. They're like, put your phone keys here. Yeah. I get my underwear as you do.

[Martin]

Oh, I hate that.

[Jacob]

I do, too. I don't. And I get face down.

[David]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Phil]

Well, how is she going to get a massage?

[Martin]

And you're based in the pillow.

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah. And Bella's in the same room as me.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

And they come up in there, and she. She starts working on my back. Well, I got a sheet over me, and she's, like, working on me. I'm like, all right, this is fine. You know, this is great.

[Martin]

We're going to get through this.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Well, then she's on, like, a little doctor chair. I don't know if you've ever been to the doctor. And they got the little chairs that got the wheels, and they roll each other. Well, about two minutes in, she gets on that swivel chair where my head is and I can't see. And that joker gets two knees up, straddling me over the top of my head. And I was like, well. And pulls the sheet back. What? Yeah.

[Martin]

What'd she do with the sheet?

[Jacob]

He pulled it back a little bit and got to town. I heard her slapping together some. Some lube, started rubbing me down my back, oiling me up. And I was like, what is going on?

[Martin]

Hunter just made an audible snort.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

From the crowd.

[Jacob]

This. She started going crazy. And I was like, she is straddling me over my head. I was like, I don't know what we're doing.

[Martin]

So you're.

[Jacob]

I'm.

[Martin]

So she's sitting on your head? Basically, yes.

[Jacob]

I'm getting straddled, head down. If I pick my head up and buck, she'd fly off the top of me, I promise you. And so I get this. Get this.

[Phil]

Never going.

[Jacob]

Get this. And I don't like. I'm like, bella's in the room, so she can see this. Well, this is great. All right. The only thing the lady said to me after this, I told Bella this. I said, all she said is, pressure.

[Phil]

Good.

[Jacob]

And I was like, yeah. And then after she said, then she said, okay, you're done. And then that was it. That was a massage. I'm saying that was like how much we talk. That was it. That's all word said.

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[Jacob]

About 10 minutes later, she pulls the sheet down even more, pulls my underwear. I got a high crack. I think there's high cracks and low cracks.

[Martin]

Definitely high cracks.

[Jacob]

And so she.

[Martin]

You got a high crack?

[Jacob]

I got a high crack. So when she pulled down my underwear, I don't know what she was expecting, but half my butt was out. And she tucked the sheet in my butt. In my butt. And I was like, oh my gosh, I'm glad my wife is in the room because I don't know where this is going and I'm not down. I don't want to do this. Well, she lose me up down there too.

[Martin]

I swear she is bucked off and I'm out.

[Jacob]

She didn't like, go, but, like, on my crack, I was like, she could see my reflect, her reflection, you know? I mean, this is serious. And what the funny part is, when she did that, I'm just keeping my.

[Phil]

Mouth shut because a lot of kids watch this show, but, man, I could have some fun right now. Wow.

[Jacob]

Well, the funniest part about it is, like, what's going on? But my wife's in the ring. Well, when she's doing this, Bella turns over. She. They're turning Bella over to do the front, like, get her front side massage. Well, Bella turns over, and I'm like, oh, she's gonna get a kick out of this one. My cheeks are out. And she's gonna see this. And Bella turns over, and Bella told me she was just like. And I was like, look, don't blame it on me. That's what I'm saying.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

And, man, I was like, this is the craz couples massage I've ever seen. Well, I had to turn over, too. And I was like, hey, if you go anywhere close to me, like, you're on the other side. I'm done, bucko. I can't see you. I'm getting out of here. And so that was my crackalicious massage.

[David]

I guess I'm. I'm.

[Martin]

I'm never going in a massage.

[Phil]

Yeah, she could see your reflection.

[Jacob]

Oh, it's white down there. That things ain't never seen the sun.

[David]

I mean.

[Martin]

What do you mean? I mean, I don't know what I would have done when she hopped on the table.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah, she hopped on table on the back of me, too. And I was like, well, calm down.

[Phil]

Well, on the back of you, that's kind of harmless, but on my head, I'd have been like, all right, now.

[Martin]

I don't like being in a vulnerable.

[Phil]

Situation because Thai cuisine's heavy on peppers. So, like, you don't ever know what you to get. Like, they sitting right there. That's what I'm saying.

[David]

All rub down to get hot.

[Jacob]

She put them hot coals on.

[David]

Okay, okay. Yeah.

[Phil]

Where'd she put them?

[Jacob]

Everywhere. What do they call what they do? Them cows. They braille them.

[Phil]

Was it brand?

[Martin]

Brand them?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

I felt like I was getting branded at one point. This.

[Martin]

And people pay.

[Phil]

I really wish this came with a video package. Oh, no, I don't want to see you crack, but I'd love to watch your body.

[Martin]

No, I only want the GoPro underneath that could see his face.

[David]

Yeah, no, no, that's all you need to have it on his Face.

[Jacob]

At one point, I was tight fisted in there, just holding down, like.

[Phil]

How was Bella's experience?

[Jacob]

I mean, she said it was fine. You know, she might have had her own, you know, exposure, I guess, but mine was definitely, I guess, the top tier one. And she got to witness it, so.

[Phil]

Oh, man, that's fantastic. I wonder if those people, like, talk before they gameplay, you know, because it is a different language. And they're like, oh, watch this.

[Martin]

Like, they think this is normal. And we're just laughing.

[Phil]

Yeah, they're just. They're just.

[David]

I think Jay set me up. They. They talked to the person that was working on me and said, hey, he ain't never had it done to. Hey, walk him over.

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah.

[Phil]

That's why I say. And I've only ever had it as therapy. And I had this. I mean, she's an old lady, man. And she said, you feel that in your back? It feels like a number two pencil. And I say, yeah, kind of. Yeah, right there. And she was like, I'm about to break that pencil.

[David]

No, no.

[Phil]

And I said, do what? And she got them hooks on me.

[David]

Yeah.

[Phil]

And I said, oh, my goodness. That was it at Mayfield's Bunch. Like, Drew and that. That massage therapy lady that was in the back. Old lady, man. Old lady. She loved a cigarette, like, because you could smell it. You know why she was a cigarette. Yeah. When she was.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

For massage therapists out there, I don't think smoking's a great deal because you all up on people, like, trying to break number two pencils in their back. And I'm just sitting there like, oh.

[Jacob]

Man, we're just trying to rub their crack.

[Phil]

I don't know. Yeah, no, they never did that. Mine was. Mine was very therapy focused. So that's the only massage I've ever had.

[Martin]

Parlor, my friend.

[Phil]

Yeah, you. You went to one where it sounds like, you know, before Christ could have had a good time or something if you wanted to. Like.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I'm glad I didn't.

[Martin]

Well, yeah, no, I'm not into people touching me, really. Especially strangers. That seems we don't touch a lot here on this.

[Phil]

Hey, you rub, sigh, he'll reach over and slap you. He.

[Martin]

And we're good with that.

[Phil]

Yeah, Yeah. I was driving around in that van. I reached over and grabbed his leg. When I. He slapped a snot out of me, I was like, hey, man, I. Just kidding.

[David]

You surprised me.

[Phil]

You could tell I scared him.

[David]

Dark.

[Phil]

It was in the dark.

[David]

Swim on my leg.

[Phil]

I reached over and grabbed him by the knee. And he turned around, slapped me. Of course I was driving.

[Martin]

Yeah. I'm going.

[Phil]

This was just.

[Jacob]

Your life is in my hands.

[Phil]

We in this little people mover.

[Martin]

That's funny.

[Phil]

So you going back to get another massage? One to one's the next one. Should we get you one for Christmas?

[Jacob]

Oh, I'm good. I'll pass.

[David]

Yeah. If you ever get on one where they walk on it, they're bad about walk on you. Oh, yeah, they're bad. They. They. They push down with their feet and then twist.

[Phil]

Now you ain't putting your feet on me.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[David]

No, no, really, it actually, it.

[Martin]

Actually, I ain't doing no.

[David]

Soothes you and relaxes you.

[Jacob]

That sound like a heart out.

[David]

You talking about stress the muscles when I stinking feet in and twist.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah.

[David]

Oh, it's. Wow. It's wild. Really is.

[Jacob]

I'd push you far down.

[Phil]

And I would like to have seen your face face down in that pillow.

[Jacob]

It wasn't comfortable face.

[David]

Oh, no. Yeah. It was all in shock.

[Phil]

Yeah. Like, what is.

[David]

Especially when she got on top of his head.

[Jacob]

Oh, I'm telling you, your kids are.

[Martin]

The right age, though, Martin. You need to lay on the ground and let them walk on you. That does feel good.

[Phil]

They already do that.

[David]

But she don't wave about £90. Oh, this is a light young lady. Okay. But she knows how to use them feet where it's twisting. Yeah, it's, it's. It's wild.

[Jacob]

Does she clean her feet before she.

[David]

Oh, no, no. Yeah, yeah. Their hygiene is, you know, I don't.

[Jacob]

Want nobody's toes on.

[Phil]

Feet are gross, man.

[Martin]

Oh, I don't like feet.

[Phil]

I do not like. I don't even like my own feet.

[Martin]

I wear socks everywhere I go.

[Phil]

Yeah. And she used for the most part.

[David]

Well, when you say feet, it always brings up feel.

[Phil]

Well, those feet.

[David]

Boy has the ugliest feet I ever seen.

[Phil]

Yeah, foot model, definitely that. See, that's one of them lies. Like if his. If your parents said you could be anything you want to be, Phil couldn't be a foot model. That's not true. You can't be anything you want to be.

[Martin]

Sometimes you could have been like, I'm one of them.

[Jacob]

Like fungus.

[Phil]

He could have been the original Dr. Scholes endorser.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[David]

He could actually have been the star.

[Phil]

Of Mud grips or a circus. Like people may, you know, Bearded lady. Check out this guy.

[David]

I'm serious. He had a note. He had a knot on the side of his big toe. The biggest.

[Phil]

Well, if you.

[David]

He's the only man I know that could walk up a 45 degree muddy hill and never slip.

[Jacob]

Well, he never had shoes on whenever I was around him. If we were at the house or something.

[David]

Oh, no, he went. He never had shoes when the law was after. For about two years. He went barefooted and lived on Eagle Nest up there in a little old. Just run down.

[Martin]

Oh, that's the name of the town. Wow.

[Phil]

Community.

[Martin]

I was about to say. There's.

[Phil]

I don't know if you call or.

[Jacob]

Not, but I know.

[Phil]

Yeah. Pretty much when you're on a run, you'll do just about anything.

[David]

Oh yeah.

[Phil]

Oh man.

[David]

He hunted barefooted and snake infested woods.

[Jacob]

I witnessed him working in the wild.

[David]

I've seen him put his foot down by so many cotton mass. And all you see is just a white spot like that paper round white spot. He'd open his mouth, the snake would. He'll move on. He closed it.

[Phil]

Yeah. Cotton mouse are venomous.

[Martin]

I might have to get Allison massage though. She fell down the stairs last night.

[Phil]

Did she? Who? She did what?

[Martin]

She fell down the stairs.

[Phil]

She really?

[Martin]

Yeah. So Heath was in town for, you know, all the family stuff. And we're sitting in the living room, just put the kids to bed. Allison's coming downstairs and I hear. And I'm like, there was no bell, but. And I was like, I got. It was loud.

[Phil]

One of them geckos get after.

[Martin]

No, she just missed the foot slip. I mean. And just our stairs turn. So they're like the stairs that you go up halfway, turn, go back. So she hit a wall. Luckily that stopped her.

[Phil]

Yeah, you can't fall far on your stairs.

[Martin]

And I was like, oh no. Like. And I was genuinely concerned because. And I ran over there. Then I saw her laughing. So I was like, okay, we're good. So then I took a picture. I'm not gonna show it here because I want to be married later, but.

[Phil]

That'S a good call. You may want one of them massages later.

[Martin]

Yeah, yeah. And so we started laughing and she. I said, what happened? And she was bent over on in the middle of the stairs and just laughing. She said, I missed a step, went down. I was like, gosh, we're getting old.

[David]

Not paying attention.

[Martin]

And then all of a sudden, here comes Carter's door opening. And I said, oh boy. He goes, mom, what happened? She goes, I fell, I'm okay. He goes, you fell down the stairs? She goes, yeah. He goes, hey, happened to me twice. Good night. Slams the door, walks off.

[David]

I was like, mic, Drop.

[Martin]

He's happened to me twice. Like, yeah, no, no big deal. We're all good.

[Phil]

Understand? One more and he'll be tied with me.

[Martin]

Mom, you're good. I was like, thanks for the concern, buddy. He just slammed the door, went back to bed.

[Phil]

There you were, mom, you're good. All right, cool. I'll see you later. That's fantastic. It's been so hot this time in November. Like doing all the holiday chores, getting your stuff out the attic and all that stuff.

[Martin]

Sweating, putting up my Christmas lights, sweaty.

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[Martin]

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[Martin]

Oh, that was a bonafide lizard.

[Phil]

Oh, that was an actual lizard. Oh yeah. This good.

[Martin]

So he got two cups and I.

[Phil]

Was like, which is a great way to catch a lizard by the way.

[Martin]

I said, Martin says just grab it. And he's like, no, it'll bite me. Because apparently they saw Bite.

[David]

Oh, they'll bite you.

[Phil]

Oh, yeah. Lizard bite you?

[David]

Yeah, he'll bite you.

[Phil]

Watch you. Okay, Watch this, boy. Here we go. Liz yourself.

[Martin]

He's pansy. Then I called him a pansy. I literally. I could have got the lizard out of my house, probably quicker, but it was the best 30 minutes of my Saturday. I just sat there watching my kids make their mom mad while trying to catch a lizard.

[Phil]

I loved it, man. That lizard come around that cuff. And he said, no, man, I'm out. I'm not. I'm about to be the man of the house. I'm gonna assert myself. And that lizard said, nah, bro, you ain't ready. You ain't ready for the smoke, young fella.

[Martin]

I loved it, man. Lottie was. And Lottie was just terrorizing all of them, trying to make Lottie to kind.

[Phil]

Of go up and grab it, though, ain't she?

[Martin]

No, she's the kind that tells you to. And when it's. And she knows it's venomous.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Martin. Martin says you should just grab him.

[Phil]

No, he'll bite you.

[Martin]

A much safer route. I'm gonna go for the much safer route.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Lottie had everyone convinced that we had a komodo dragon in our house. And they had to be.

[Phil]

Lord.

[Martin]

I was like, I'm just gonna sit here and, you know, watch this.

[Phil]

Oh, I love it, man. I love it. That is so fun. Did y' all kill anything on your trip?

[Jacob]

We did. Did you killed? We killed a good buck. It was fun. It was a great time.

[Phil]

Where'd y' all go?

[Jacob]

We went to Missouri. So back in my pebble, ran a little camp in Mexico, and my grandma did some missionary work out there while he did that. Well, a pastor that came down there and helped her build churches, like cinder block churches, like little. He said, like 12 by 15 buildings. Had a son that my papa really impressed upon somehow or another. And so he invited him to come hunting. I told him I'd go with him. They had a lease up there in Missouri.

[Phil]

Oh, that's fun.

[Jacob]

And so we ended up killing one. And it was funny. The deer come out, and I was like, he's. He's good. He's like, papa said, I think I'll take them.

[Phil]

I think I might. Yeah. Go, papa. I love it.

[Jacob]

It was great.

[Phil]

That's fun. Yeah, There's a lot of people now I saw sending me messages. I think we need to do this again in our. Our email. The hello at Duck call. Room. There's a lot of first happening people killing their first ducks and first deer. Shoot us back those, man. We like.

[Martin]

That's funny.

[Phil]

We like to celebrate that with.

[Martin]

I've got the emails. Because I do have a couple emails. Yeah, I don't even know what this email says because I haven't read it. But it came in just a minute or two ago or no, a little bit ago. And it literally's first buck.

[Phil]

Yeah, I've been getting a bunch of those messages on social now and I try to hard them or thumbs up them and stuff like that, but send them back to us, man. We like to celebrate that. Who got their first buck? I want to see it.

[Martin]

Taylor from. I don't even know how to pronounce that. Dan Dane Vang, Texas. Oh, dang Bang. Texas.

[Jacob]

Bang bang. Picture.

[Phil]

Oh, yeah, we got a picture.

[Martin]

There's a picture. Pipe. That's.

[David]

Yeah, that's good.

[Phil]

That's awesome.

[David]

Awesome.

[Phil]

Heck. And a heck of a shot. Good shot, man. That's awesome.

[David]

Perfect shot.

[Jacob]

Heck yeah.

[Phil]

Good shot, Taylor. There you go. Look at there.

[Martin]

That's old Taylor from Dang Bang. I hope I'm saying that right.

[David]

Bang bang. I like it.

[Phil]

Dana.

[Martin]

Maybe it's Dana Vang.

[Phil]

I don't know. I can't see it.

[David]

I like Bang bang Texas better.

[Phil]

Dang Vang Bang.

[Martin]

Same weekend she caught her personal best trout.

[Jacob]

Hey, she's having a week.

[Martin]

Look, Taylor, outdoors woman.

[Phil]

Yeah. Hey, surf and turf, baby. Surf and turf. They have filets and filets. I like it. That's good.

[Jacob]

Can't eat the horns, boys.

[Phil]

Anyway, that is good.

[Martin]

I just happened to be right there when you said that. I was like, there you go.

[Phil]

And I know we got a lot of Oklahoma folks listening here, so I'll give you this one Oklahoma folks. Boomer Sooner. Y' all took down them tide. If you just hadn't lost a Texas. Unbelievable.

[David]

Roll the wagon, Sooners.

[Phil]

Yeah. Boomer Sooner.

[Martin]

So Haley from Minnesota. There's just so happens a bunch.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

First deer.

[Phil]

Good job, Haley.

[Martin]

Haley from Minnesota on the board with a dough.

[Phil]

I like to celebrate all this.

[Martin]

16 yesterday. Direct heart shot at about a Honda.

[Phil]

There you go. Good job.

[Martin]

She does have a question, though.

[Phil]

Oh, go ahead.

[Martin]

Favorite way to have venison.

[Phil]

Chicken fried.

[David]

That's it.

[Phil]

That's probably my favorite cut.

[David]

It cuts the back straps out, take it home, clean it up, wash it off.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[David]

Put it up about a quarter inch thick.

[Phil]

Yeah. Really about as thin as your knife will let you cut it and have like a whole steak of it.

[David]

And then put it in egg wash. Yeah. Roll it in flour, salt and pepper.

[Jacob]

Put it in the grease.

[David]

Fried about, oh, a minute and a half.

[Phil]

I go flour, then egg, then flour again. Just.

[Martin]

He likes a crunchy.

[Jacob]

Yeah, he likes to flour boys.

[Martin]

Well, Megan from Greenback, Tennessee, sent a picture of her son Everett with his first deer with his dad.

[Phil]

Go on, Big Ale, let's go. Yes, sir. Got that chartreuse on? Yes, sir.

[Martin]

Chartreuse. I like it.

[Phil]

Love it, man. See, that's the fun stuff, man. You get to see these kids and hey, one of them for sure was a. I would call her a young adult, right? Taylor was a. Yeah.

[Martin]

She's married.

[Phil]

Yeah, that's what. Yeah, a young adult.

[Martin]

She married a 10 out of 10 who takes her hunting and they stay outside all the time.

[Phil]

Hey, well, good for you. Good for you, Taylor for marrying a 10 out of 10. And good for him.

[Martin]

I think that's all of the recent ones.

[Phil]

That's awesome. Now, I love seeing the first. So y' all send them all, man. First are fun. They are. That's what I'm looking forward to most about the outdoors with these two boys is all the first that are.

[Martin]

All right, well, here's. Here's a. Not a first, though.

[Phil]

Okay.

[David]

Here's a good one, though.

[Martin]

Chris emails in foothills of North Carolina. 57 year old vet, retired law enforcement officer.

[Phil]

Thank you, sir.

[Martin]

He's. He's got an issue. He's been known to shoot every deer he's ever seen.

[Phil]

Okay.

[Martin]

And they all jump on him and say, you got to let. Let them walk. You can't just shoot them all.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

He finally kind of listened in and got a whole hammer.

[David]

That's a big, big eight point.

[Martin]

That is a large eight point. But that's at 57. He got his biggest deer of his life.

[Jacob]

That's awesome.

[Phil]

Well, congrats, man. You. You earned it. You deserve it. And again, thank you for your service, man, for the, the, the veteran and the police and all thing. You got other email? We haven't done any emails. I got a lot of people dialed.

[Martin]

Up and ready today.

[Phil]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Martin]

Let's do it because this is. Well, I'm gonna. There's a very important email I'm gonna come to next.

[Phil]

Okay.

[Martin]

But the first email somebody sent from Julie from San Antonio, Texas.

[Phil]

San Antonio.

[Martin]

I love San Antonio. Don't let Charles Barkley get you down. Julie, she just thought this would have been brought up by now. She sent. Normally when people send me reels, I'm like, here we go. Yeah, there's. There's a lot to watch, but I can't do it all. But whenever you are showing me video of people putting beavers in a plane and throwing them out would be a parachute to relocate them. I'm gonna watch.

[Phil]

Okay, time out.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Phil]

How did we get this shot, though?

[Martin]

In the late 1940s, the Idaho fish.

[Phil]

And Game Department relocated a bunch of beavers by dropping them out of.

[Martin]

They were like, we got to take them out into the middle of nowhere basket just after the second world War. And they just shoved. I mean, I guess they got them away from all their stuff.

[Jacob]

I got a few beavers I'd like to do that with.

[Martin]

Martin only has pet beavers now. Crunchy, you need to show your kids this.

[David]

Yes.

[Phil]

Look at Crunchy. I bet he hurts his instinct. You know, he's sore. I don't care what kind of parachute. When you hit the ground, man, that hurts.

[Jacob]

Got CTE for sure.

[Phil]

Look. Okay, that's cool. I don't know why you would relocate.

[Martin]

Beavers, but I'm a sit with 1940.

[Phil]

They parachuted beavers into Idaho. Okay. Interesting.

[David]

They wouldn't.

[Martin]

Maybe they were.

[Phil]

If they'd have given them enough time, I think the beaver would have found his way there.

[Jacob]

But wonder if they knocked them out and they woke up by hitting the ground.

[Martin]

What would Phil say, though? Bad if they took. If they were like, hey, let's just trap the beavers, then we're going to fly them a couple hundred miles away and drop them off.

[Phil]

It would have shown you just how good of a wing shooter he was. He'd have taken care of that box before it hit the ground. Yeah. I can tell you that. Like, he would have. He would have. He would have. Either he'd either taken care of the box or he'd have sawed that parachute off.

[Martin]

He just shot the parachute a couple times and watched it drop.

[Phil]

Yeah, I didn't got a.

[David]

You know what I did last week?

[Phil]

Yeah. Pretty hefty chuckle about it.

[David]

I'm sure I had an invasion.

[Phil]

Imagine if you are just, you know, and I. And like chilling, and you look up and you see a bunch of parachutes. You're like, the Russians have came, boys, in the 1940s. Because we're talking about. You're like, this ain't good.

[David]

It's a war started.

[Phil]

Yeah. And it's just beavers.

[Jacob]

It's just the beavers, boys.

[Phil]

It's just crunchies falling from the sky.

[Jacob]

Here to dam up your water.

[Phil]

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[Martin]

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[Phil]

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[Martin]

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[Phil]

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[Martin]

55 years ago. This week, the state of Oregon had a 45 foot whale wash ashore. It was dead.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And it was stinking up the whole town.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

So what would you have done?

[Phil]

Hauled that sucker back out to sea.

[Jacob]

Got a parachute?

[David]

No.

[Martin]

The state of Oregon took half ton of dynamite, shoved it in there and blew it up on TV.

[Jacob]

What year? This year?

[Martin]

No. 19.

[Phil]

Let me tell you what ain't Happening in Oregon. Now, let me tell you how far Oregon has fallen.

[Jacob]

They would have gave that whale method.

[Martin]

Like they aired it on.

[Phil]

They would have. They would have been out there giving him Narcan and a place to live in Portland. Yeah.

[Jacob]

They got the defibrillators and tried to revive them.

[David]

I'm gonna pull a dynamite, blow him up.

[Martin]

Hold on. He just sent me a picture. Oh my goodness.

[David]

Division not only had a whale of.

[Phil]

A problem on its hands, you've seen.

[Martin]

This hunter of a problem.

[Jacob]

I'm trying to watch it now.

[Phil]

See, this is something AI can't. I know where it gets blown up. You see that peak right there?

[Jacob]

Yeah. Go to the peak.

[Phil]

Go to the peak. Move back a quarter of a mile. Oh.

[David]

Hey, you talk about putting full of dynamite.

[Jacob]

I'm telling you, that's cool.

[Martin]

And now there's just whale falling from the sky.

[Jacob]

Filet, filet. That's pretty nice.

[Martin]

Oh, it's still falling.

[Phil]

Imagine if you got hit by rotten whale shrapnel.

[Martin]

Anyway, no. If you got more cool government stories from the old days, whenever they used to do absolutely outrageous things, send them my way. Cuz that makes me happy.

[Jacob]

That's a real story.

[Phil]

Jacob just wants to know where that guy is so he can buy that suit for his store.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah, gotta get that one.

[Martin]

I still gotta find you that hat. All right, most important email of the day.

[Phil]

All right, go ahead.

[Martin]

Dwayne. Dwayne from Corbin, Kentucky.

[Phil]

D, Wayne or dw Is there a E in there?

[Martin]

Dwayne or Duane Wayne? D, U, A, N, E. Oh, not Dwayne.

[Phil]

Okay, I was curious.

[Martin]

Yeah, Wayne, that's Dwayne.

[Jacob]

Dwayne.

[Martin]

All right. There's a problem. I don't know that you face it. Sigh. Oh, but there's a problem. Us three for sure face. Along with Big Dave, every male in the in America, their wives order. He heard Rucker talking about his wife ordering Amazon and Walmart and all the packages that end up at the door.

[Phil]

Yep.

[Martin]

But for crying out loud, would you please break the boxes down, woman? Is what Dwayne is saying. His question to all of us is this. Is it too much to ask for her to at least break down the boxes instead of just stacking them by the door?

[Phil]

Hey.

[Martin]

When he gets home from work. And she'll say, there's boxes, Dwayne.

[Phil]

That's a good problem. Because the worst is put unbroken down box in my trash can. Yes, Dwayne. At least she's thinking, I give kudos to that. It could be worse. You could have broke a non broken down box in there with three paper towels and the bag cinched and set outside. So about the. The stack boxes. I actually prefer the stack boxes. If you're not going to break them down. I would rather them stack than in a trash bag in the trash can.

[Martin]

How's Bella do it?

[Jacob]

I'm popular opinion here. I've heard this advice one time. That's the only problem that is is Dwayne's problem. And he can just break them down and then it's not a problem anymore because you're never going to convince your wife that it's a problem and she'll never stop doing it.

[David]

So the best thing you could do.

[Jacob]

Is just do it and then you never have to. You never have to gripe about anymore because it's done. It's just you.

[Martin]

I don't, I don't accept it's your part.

[Phil]

I don't view that as a problem. Wayne. Yeah, I, the, the. The boxes in a trash can are the problem. To me that is a major problem.

[Martin]

I had to fight that battle.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Of hey quit putting full boxes in the trash can cuz now you can't no put no trash in there.

[David]

Say cuz your. Your dumpster is full.

[Phil]

Yeah. The boxes sat in a pile. I'm totally cool with. Like that is not a problem for me.

[Martin]

So now the boxes are just on top of the trash can which is better than in the trash can. And it could drive me crazy if I let it. But instead I've just accepted that this is not worth fighting over and I'm just gonna break down the boxes. Another trick. Dwayne. 9 and 11 year old boys are great at breaking down boxes and taking them outside.

[Phil]

They get to play. They get to play with a knife.

[Martin]

Yeah. I'm like break them boxes down, take them out. I don't know if you have kids but that's one way to get it off your plate. I've made the trash the children's problem.

[Phil]

Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. I, I don't.

[Martin]

It is crazy how many women just throw boxes in trash cans. Well the problem and throw them in the garage. I like that we got back in the emails y'.

[David]

All.

[Phil]

Yeah. It's been a minute.

[Martin]

It's been a minute.

[Phil]

What's our phone number? We ain't done that in a while either.

[David]

Huh?

[Martin]

You got one.

[Phil]

318-215-6559. Is that right?

[Martin]

I don't even know what you just said but I love it.

[Phil]

331-821-5-6. Yeah, you got it right. Yeah.

[Martin]

Do you have any good ones? Yeah, do one.

[Phil]

Let's listen to one.

[Martin]

Let's do one.

[Phil]

We've had enough to fill up all. Haven't done these. It is fun. Now that we're going into Thanksgiving. It's kind of a cool way to say thank you to y'. All. Thank y' all for reaching out to us. We do appreciate each and every one of you that listen, watch and all.

[Martin]

I like some more life avenues.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I like telling Duane, you just got to break down the box.

[David]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Dwayne. That again, that I don't view that as a problem. The box in the trash can. Problem.

[Martin]

Just accept that is your role as.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

It's the man of the house to break down the box.

[Jacob]

Boxes.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[David]

All right.

[Phil]

What you got?

[Katrina]

Hey, guys. It's always good to hear your podcast. So thankful for you guys.

[Martin]

We love you.

[Katrina]

My name is Katrina.

[Martin]

I am from Ringfield, Illinois.

[Phil]

Sure. I ain't even got a good guess. Arkansas, Carolina.

[Katrina]

Bruce Pine, North Carolina.

[Phil]

Sucker. He's so good. He's so.

[Martin]

Don't look at me like that.

[Phil]

Oh, good.

[Katrina]

I called to let Johnny D. Know that yes, reptiles do go to the vet. People are mad at me about that one for years. And I did take her to the vet, so. Not all vets will take them. You've got to find an exotic pet vet. But they do have them. We do take their little reptiles, too. The doctor. We love you guys. Keep doing what you're doing.

[Phil]

There you go.

[Martin]

All right.

[Phil]

Snakes go to the vet. Man, that still blows. Snakes go to vet. And all dogs go to heaven.

[Martin]

And all snakes go back where they came from.

[Jacob]

They go down to the pit.

[Martin]

Speaking of heaven.

[Phil]

Yeah. Talk about it.

[Martin]

Oh, man. Well, I, you know, I went on a little trip yesterday to the cemetery and saw a lot of people that meant a lot to me, which is weird that I'm getting of that age where it's that. Stopped by another cemetery this morning, saw my Uncle Joe's. He got a new headstone out there, and it says Uncle Joe on it, which is really cool at the end. But I'm always reminded of this verse, Hebrews 12:1. Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles, and let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us. I know you're headed into the holidays. Some people are super excited. Some people are going into it with people for the first time. That they don't have. I am in a situation where I know a lot of those people and you may be going into it too, but those people who have gone on before us are there cheering you on until the day we are back with them. So keep running, keep going, keep looking at Jesus, and I'll see you in heaven. Yeah, hopefully in like 50 years, because I got some stuff I'm still trying.

[Phil]

To do and believe. Believe in. First ones are hard. Yeah, that's fine. Like, don't. Don't think nothing else of it. The first ones without them are hard, so. And I'd love to tell you the second one, third one, all that gets easier, but I mean, it just gets different. Doesn't get. Now at least we got twins to. To kind of shroud you from that and their excitement, so. Which, by the way, the neighbors put up the Grinch.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil]

So they're fired up.

[Martin]

What about Crunchy?

[Phil]

Because no. No beavers yet. The Grinch and Maxi, they love Maxi. Anyway, thank y' all so much for listening. We love and appreciate, appreciate y'. All this holiday season, be with the ones you love, man. Be thankful that we're here and you know, that we have another chance and that we have plenty of time to turn things around in this world. We love y'.

[David]

All.

[Phil]

Thank y' all so much for tuning into the Duck haul Room. We'll see you next time.

[Martin]

Peace out.

[David]

Sam.