Duck Call Room – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Uncle Si Loses it Over Jacob Mayo's Embarrassing Thai Massage
Date: November 25, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

Episode Overview

This episode delivers the usual mix of hilarious stories, down-home wisdom, and classic Duck Commander antics, with a special highlight on Jacob Mayo’s awkward experience during a Thai massage—much to the amusement (and horror) of his Duck Call Room family. Other topics include hunting stories, family rituals, culinary adventures, listener emails, and a tribute to resilience through tough times.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Family Pranks and Old-Timer Stories

• Early Banter: The crew kicks off with colorful memories about family pranks, spankings, cranky uncles, and being tossed into pecan thickets.
  • "He'll pop his head off, off, off, and then, hey. And hit and hit who he was aiming at." – David [01:29]
• First-Class Travel Anecdotes:
  • Si recounts being hosted in style by the Seminole Indians in Florida—private jet, first-class breakfasts, and hunting invitations.
  • "When we got on the jet, there's this good looking woman there. Oh, God, she's... What kind of omelette do you want, sir?" – Phil [04:44]

2. Reflections on Life, Loss, and Laughter

• Martin shares about his grandmother’s recent funeral, sparking discussions about family, visiting cemeteries, and treasuring those still present.
  • Notable moment: "That got me more emotional than anything. I was like, oh, no." – Martin on seeing his own future gravesite [08:20]
• Si and the crew stress the importance of laughter in marriage, avoiding political arguments, and agreeing to disagree amicably.
  • "Just stay out. And friendship, really, just stay out of it." – Phil on politics in relationships [09:10]

3. Home Cooking and Family Rituals

• Homemade Pizza for Armies: Tales of grandparents who only knew how to cook for a crowd.
  • "The standard recipe called for 28 pizzas. Wow." – Martin [13:36]
• Food Debates: Pineapple in sausage, crawfish, and pizza—culinary creativity (and skepticism) runs rampant.

4. Jacob Mayo’s Thai Massage Ordeal

[Main Story: 18:52–27:20]

• Setup: Jacob, reluctantly accompanying his wife to a massage after a wedding, finds himself in an unexpectedly vulnerable (and hilarious) situation at a Thai massage parlor.
• The Embarrassment Unfolds:
  • "I think it was more... I don't know. Felt like they almost was going to Strip me nude for the second. Wait." – Jacob [21:07–21:12]
  • He describes being half- undressed and straddled at the head by the masseuse, with his wife Bella in the same room and both of them mortified.
  • Peak Moment: "She tucks the sheet in my butt. In my butt. And I was like, oh my gosh, I'm glad my wife is in the room because I don't know where this is going and I'm not down." – Jacob [25:07]
  • The crew erupts in laughter, offering their own horror stories and firm resolve never to try such massages themselves.
• Memorable Exchange:
  • "How was Bella's experience?" – Phil
  • "I mean, she said it was fine...but mine was definitely, I guess, the top tier one. And she got to witness it, so." – Jacob [28:03]

5. More Antics and Classic Characters

• The crew riffs on Si's aversion to being touched and Godwin's legendary ugly feet.
  • "He could have been the original Dr. Scholes endorser." – Jacob [32:08]
• Discussion on the dangers of going barefoot in snake country (including wild barefoot hunting tales).

6. Listener Stories & Community Shout-outs

[39:10–42:36 & 42:49–51:20]

• First-Time Hunters: Fans share photos and stories about their first deer or buck (Taylor from Texas, Haley from Minnesota, Everett from Tennessee).
  • "Good job, Haley. Haley from Minnesota on the board with a doe." – Martin [41:09]
• How to Cook Venison: The consensus: Chicken-fried backstrap is king.
  • "I go flour, then egg, then flour again. Just...He likes a crunchy." – Phil & Martin [41:54–41:55]
• Veteran Story: Chris, a 57-year-old retired vet and law enforcement officer, shares his biggest deer success.
  • "He got his biggest deer of his life." – Martin [43:17]

7. Culminating in Outrageous Government Stories

• Throwing Parachuting Beavers Out of Planes:
  • “In the late 1940s, the Idaho fish and game department relocated a bunch of beavers by dropping them out of planes.” – Martin [44:18]
• Exploding Washed-Up Whales:
  • "The state of Oregon took half a ton of dynamite, shoved it in there and blew it up on TV." – Martin [48:21]
  • The room howling about beaver and whale shrapnel raining from the sky.

8. Duck Call Room Debates: Domestic Aggravations

• Breaking Down Delivery Boxes:
  • Dwayne from Kentucky vents about his wife not breaking down Amazon boxes.
  • "That's the only problem that is is Dwayne's problem. And he can just break them down and then it's not a problem anymore because you're never going to convince your wife that it's a problem and she'll never stop doing it." – Jacob [51:38]

9. Faith & Family Reflections

[55:01]

• Martin shares wisdom from Hebrews 12:1, offering comfort for listeners who are missing loved ones during the holidays.
  • "Those people who have gone on before us are there cheering you on until the day we are back with them. So keep running, keep going, keep looking at Jesus, and I'll see you in heaven. Yeah, hopefully in like 50 years, because I got some stuff I'm still trying." – Martin [55:01]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Politics and Peaceful Marriage:
  • “Just stay out. And friendship, really, just stay out of it.” — Phil [09:10]
• On Culinary Heritage:
  • “The standard recipe called for 28 pizzas.” — Martin [13:36]
• Jacob’s Massage Trauma:
  • "She tucks the sheet in my butt. In my butt." — Jacob [25:07]
  • “If I pick my head up and buck, she'd fly off the top of me, I promise you.” — Jacob [22:51]
• Rural Legends:
  • "He could have been the original Dr. Scholes endorser." — Jacob [32:08]
• Beavers from the Sky:
  • “They parachuted beavers into Idaho. Okay. Interesting.” — Phil [45:06]
• On Grief and Perseverance:
  • “Keep running, keep going, keep looking at Jesus, and I'll see you in heaven. Yeah, hopefully in like 50 years, because I got some stuff I'm still trying.” — Martin [55:01]

Key Timestamps

• Massaging Mishaps: 18:52–28:14
• Listener Success Stories: 39:10–42:36
• First Deer Cooking Tips: 41:22–41:55
• Outrageous Animal Relocation Stories: 43:44–46:16
• Faith Reflection and Closing Thoughts: 55:01–56:59

Final Thoughts

This episode encapsulates everything fans love about Duck Call Room: heart, humor, outlandish mishaps, and solid Southern sense. Whether reliving Jacob’s Thai massage trauma, reminiscing about family, or fielding real-life dilemmas from their listeners, the crew keeps it lively, authentic, and packed with memorable moments as only they can.

For more laughs and real-life wisdom from the Duck Commander crew, tune in, share your stories, and keep those “firsts” coming!