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Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
All right. Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We are in here for a Silas podcast. Silas. Not Silas, which is his name.
Si Robertson
I got his headphones on, so there's a certain. I promise I'll keep the mic right here. Hey.
Willie Robertson
Oh, you spelled too. Coffee. There you go.
Jase Robertson
Hunter just had a heart attack, but that was the best side impression I've seen in years.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, God was getting into character.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah.
Jase Robertson
He said hey and then beat up everything on this desk.
Godwin
Nailed it.
Willie Robertson
Before y' all start any clamoring or complaining or whatever. Size. Not sick. There's nothing wrong with him. He's just old and needs a break.
Jase Robertson
We're gonna do that time to time. He is in a great well. Also, he's absolutely worn out from singing.
Godwin
He is. Oh, cut him.
Jase Robertson
Because his birthday party was karaoke.
Willie Robertson
His birthday party was karaoke.
Godwin
It was.
Jase Robertson
And then our friend Clara came in and swept the old man off his feet.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, he may be at home strumming on his guitar thing, making a return after that, you know?
Si Robertson
Watch it. See how she sound.
Willie Robertson
Oh, she's good. You'll love it. I know you. You'll love it.
Jase Robertson
Besides taking a break.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, he's taking a break. Look, he's filming a lot for Duck Dynasty, the revival.
Si Robertson
You know why ants don't get ill?
Jase Robertson
Because they live in a hill.
Si Robertson
So many bodies Antibodies.
Willie Robertson
God, I love you.
Jase Robertson
That's pretty witty.
Willie Robertson
Oh, you can tell. Gonna spend a lot of time alone, Goblin. Today's your bride's birthday, right?
Si Robertson
Yours too.
Willie Robertson
I know. What'd you get Ms. Paula?
Si Robertson
I'm gonna be magical.
Willie Robertson
He said nothing.
Jase Robertson
Swing by on your way home.
Si Robertson
Some coffee this morning? Yeah, we watched TV together. I built her a second cup of coffee and made her some toast.
Willie Robertson
Oh, look at you. She sure looks good in the morning.
Si Robertson
Yeah, I was sitting there looking at her. I was sitting in my chair and she was on the couch and she reads a devotional every morning while she's drinking a coffee. And I was looking at it, I think. Thank you, Jesus.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, boy, that the truth.
Si Robertson
And my son in law's birthday, as.
Willie Robertson
I was Cecilia's birthday. Okay.
Si Robertson
Yeah, yeah.
Willie Robertson
The last week of April, for whatever reason.
Jase Robertson
A lot of people.
Willie Robertson
A lot of people born this. I don't know what people celebrate. I mean, 40 weeks prior to this.
Jase Robertson
Your wives son in law, my son. Sigh. Willie, Missy, Phil.
Willie Robertson
I got a couple more buddies too, that their wives birthdays this week, like, which explain. I just wonder why we marry all these Tauruses. If you go back and look at the horoscope. Because they wild, man.
Si Robertson
Oh, they.
Willie Robertson
They wild.
Jase Robertson
Carter was supposed to be born right now.
Willie Robertson
He showed up a little early.
Jase Robertson
He showed up a couple months early.
Willie Robertson
But he fits his personality.
Jase Robertson
You know, he's on time.
Willie Robertson
He's always. He always ahead of the scene.
Jase Robertson
So that dude was in the car this morning waiting on everybody else to go to school. He's like, dad, we're going to be late. You're not going to be late. He goes, I'm going to get in the car. I said, well, see you this evening.
Willie Robertson
Was he in the front seat?
Jase Robertson
No. He wants to be, though. He thinks because he's bigger than a few adults. We know he's allowed to sit in the front seat now.
Willie Robertson
I don't blame him. Let him go up there, man.
Jase Robertson
That's kind of my point. Allison got mad at me for letting him ride in the front seat just through town the other day. And I was like, he's bigger than some people I know that drive.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, yeah, we're. I think it's okay.
Jase Robertson
It's a size thing more than an age thing.
Willie Robertson
Plus, I'd like Carter probably be a pretty good dj, man. No, it's hot.
Godwin
It is.
Jase Robertson
He is a terrible dj.
Willie Robertson
And my little jacket on. I was prepared for that air vent to be blowing right down my back.
Godwin
And it ain't.
Willie Robertson
I was cold with Ms. Clara the other day.
Jase Robertson
This is the hottest room in America.
Willie Robertson
Well, it just. It's not consistent. Like, it's just. It's incredibly inconsistent. But. No, yeah, it was. We went to Iron Cactus last night. We. Mom kept the boys because we can't go tonight because she plays piano.
Si Robertson
Church.
Jase Robertson
Special.
Willie Robertson
No, you didn't. No, I just got. Well, I got them frachos because I got to. Because that's the.
Jase Robertson
The Brad McNeely special.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, look, if I'm on a Ranchos. No, time out. If y' all own a restaurant out.
Jase Robertson
Here, listen to this.
Willie Robertson
And you're wondering what to do with your cheese fries. Or if you don't have cheese fries, get them A, step one, but B, make nachos out of French fries.
Si Robertson
Now that's a good idea.
Willie Robertson
And call them frachos.
Jase Robertson
My buddy.
Si Robertson
What I do if I.
Jase Robertson
Yes, my buddy Brad. Not the owner of Iron Cactus Brad, but my buddy Brad. What's his business? His name.
Si Robertson
I give up.
Jase Robertson
Brad. I'm sorry. Call me if you ever need a porta Potty. I'll put you in touch with Brad. He's awesome. I can't remember the name of it though. But he would always go to Iron Cactus and he would order nachos and French fries and then just dump the plate over. Yeah, the owner was like, that's. That should just be a menu.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, yeah, we ate with all the blue hairs. We were there when they unlocked the doors last night. It was great. Like there was nobody in there. We were back home at like 6.
Si Robertson
And a parking place.
Godwin
Oh, yeah, you got the senior special.
Willie Robertson
Well, no, they were no discount for.
Si Robertson
Being there early, but I get the senior discount. Used to be all been out of shape when they'd say that. Hey, I earned that.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, you made it.
Jase Robertson
What? You used to be bent out of shape when people would give other people a senior discount.
Si Robertson
When you know you get stuff in the mail and you know all this, you get rp. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, heck no.
Willie Robertson
Give it to me, son.
Godwin
Get that discount.
Si Robertson
Hey, I don't have to pay for drinks at New.
Jase Robertson
What?
Willie Robertson
Really? You get free tea?
Si Robertson
Yeah, we'll be there tonight at about.
Willie Robertson
6:00 clock at 30. Okay. Well, I was trying to let you eat first.
Jase Robertson
30?
Si Robertson
Yeah, church starts at 6.
Jase Robertson
I can't wait to not work till 6 every day. Whatever y' all are all doing at 5 and 5. 30 sounds magical.
Willie Robertson
Trying to talk to toddlers into eating something that they just absolutely refuse.
Si Robertson
Yesterday at 6.
Willie Robertson
That's what I do between the hours of 5, 6.
Jase Robertson
What were you doing?
Si Robertson
Fishing.
Jase Robertson
Fishing.
Willie Robertson
Fishing.
Jase Robertson
Oh, I ate some crappie tacos last night. Got one.
Si Robertson
Good.
Jase Robertson
So good. Allison be slinging on that pit boss.
Willie Robertson
There you go.
Jase Robertson
She had them on that griddle. The whole griddle was covered in crappie fillets.
Willie Robertson
Praise God for that. That is a. That's how you know you're living right there.
Jase Robertson
Well, then she looked at me and she was like, man, I'm so glad Drew can do this. My brother in law said, well, I.
Willie Robertson
Could too, if you let me.
Jase Robertson
She goes, well, you never do.
Si Robertson
Be.
Jase Robertson
Able to do this. Yeah, it hurt my feelings.
Willie Robertson
Brittany keep telling me she won't go fishing.
Si Robertson
I said, well, oh, I like it.
Willie Robertson
We got them kids now, man, I don't know what to tell you, but. And plus, I only fish during the week. I don't fish on weekends.
Si Robertson
That's rough.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, there's just too many people out there on the weekends. I take a day, generally one day a week and go fishing. Like that's just. That's where I'm at. But people don't really like it when we talk about fishing, so we'll move on.
Godwin
Well, I'm excited for this weekend because I'm actually going with Psy on a fishing trip now.
Willie Robertson
That's fun.
Godwin
That's fun.
Willie Robertson
Yes, that is a good time. As long as you don't mind being the deckhand, that is. I don't.
Godwin
Trust me. I. I am the. The gopher and the servant. Yeah, that's it. I'm gonna carry everything. I'm gonna. Whatever he needs me to do, I always do.
Si Robertson
Right. This is the.
Willie Robertson
Take his fish off. All the things.
Godwin
All the things. But this is the 10th year that sigh has been kind of the face behind the. The skeet shoot. Trap. Shoot for homes of hope.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Godwin
I mean, 10 years. That's, that's.
Jase Robertson
He's been doing that 10 years now.
Godwin
10 years. And so he's a big part of those kids lives and that's all. He does some incredible things. I'm glad to be a part of it.
Willie Robertson
Oh, he does. Which another reason he need a day off. He needs to rest. He does before all that. Because the thing about these appearances, when you get there, you're in character the whole time you're there, which you don't understand. That's exhausting.
Godwin
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Like, I mean, it just. You get no, you get no downtime. Like, unless somebody now Sigh will because he'll just leave and go take a nap.
Godwin
But I've never seen anybody like sigh when it comes to just leaving.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Godwin
We were at the party. I didn't tell y' all, this is the. The other day when we had size birthday party, and he got up and was karaoke. And the first thing he said when I said, do you want to get up and sing with Avery Michaels? He said, ha. No, no, I'm good.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, right.
Godwin
That made me. I knew then he wanted to sing, so I pulled the chair right up, and he goes right behind me and sits down. He starts singing and says, somebody bring me my oxygen. Somebody bring my oxygen. And he stayed there and sang the whole time.
Willie Robertson
Oh, that's funny. But that's. Yeah, no, he'll shy leave on you now. You just. You look up and he gone.
Godwin
He is gone.
Jase Robertson
He left his own birthday party like that.
Godwin
He left his own birthday party, I said, because they were having a poker tournament afterward and he wanted to play in it. Well, he got up and he said, all right, boys. That's. That's all he said. He's walking out the door, and I run and get him. I said, so I said, hold on. We want to take some pictures. And, you know, we still got to blow out the birthday cake. Well, let's get it this show on the road. Let's go, let's go. I said, you can't even go into the building we're talking about because the guy that owns it is in there eating crawfish. He was like, yep. Well, hey, he needs to hurry up.
Jase Robertson
Here's my favorite part of size birthday party. It was tried to be incognito, and it's Ben's birthday. And I passed by the Burger Grind because Ben's wanted to go to the.
Willie Robertson
Mall for his birthday. He's like a shopping spree at the mall or just.
Jase Robertson
Oh, he just. He heard about him. Oh, he hears their. I guess he watched an 80s movie or something and was like, let's go to the mall. And I was like, okay, okay.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
And we couldn't find anything to buy because it's the mall, but we were passing by, like, noon, and it says on Burger Grind, happy birthday, Uncle Size. Like, well, we're being real inconspicuous about size birthday party this year. And on the way back, we swung in, but I was like, this dude's just written out whole restaurants for his 77th birthday. Oh, Martin.
Willie Robertson
What?
Jase Robertson
Man, this weekend was beautiful.
Willie Robertson
Oh, it was.
Jase Robertson
It was so pretty out there.
Willie Robertson
Like, steam.
Jase Robertson
Did I tell you what we did?
Willie Robertson
What?
Jase Robertson
We waxed all them ugly old bushes to the roots, baby.
Willie Robertson
Got them.
Jase Robertson
We Getting them down. And you know what we gonna do?
Willie Robertson
What?
Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
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Jase Robertson
You want some new flowering bushes.
Willie Robertson
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Jase Robertson
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Godwin
Yeah, I went.
Willie Robertson
Oh, what's up? Yeah, I just hung out with Kade and Jay. Oh, okay.
Jase Robertson
Why were you so late? I didn't see you there.
Si Robertson
Oh, I'm just kidding.
Jase Robertson
I was there for very short amount. I, I showed up, hug side, took a picture, told him happy birthday and then I Had a nine year old, I was playing Mortal Kombat and I.
Willie Robertson
Lost track of time.
Godwin
That's a good reason.
Willie Robertson
Anyway, let's go my cat game. Oh yeah, really? It's fun. Anyway, Mountain man, he showed up with a lady. Who's this lady on his arm.
Godwin
So that lady. I'll send you a picture, Johnny D. So that's when I. When I'm. When I met her.
Jase Robertson
He's a good deflection, by the way.
Godwin
This is my girlfriend. I said, okay. See, you might recognize her. She used to date Turtle man.
Jase Robertson
Oh no, from swamp people.
Willie Robertson
No, Turtle man was his own thing.
Godwin
Yeah, so. And I said. I said okay. All right. But I mean, hey, they get along great and so she just.
Jase Robertson
She hadn't liver punched him yet.
Godwin
She may have. I know this. Nobody can out eat Mountain man as far as eating crawfish.
Willie Robertson
Well, not one joker.
Godwin
He must.
Willie Robertson
Nobody can out 30 pounds. Nobody can out eat Mountain man when it's free like.
Godwin
There he is, boys.
Willie Robertson
What was it fast? What was he doing in town?
Godwin
No, he came for size. Birthday.
Willie Robertson
He just came for that?
Godwin
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
I love Mountain Dog.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
So he in a while?
Willie Robertson
No, I neither.
Godwin
He seems to be doing good. Starting his. He's starting a new podcast.
Willie Robertson
I've noticed he's. I noticed he started posting on Facebook again. So. Yeah, or he's at least commenting on my stuff on Facebook again. So I'm like, oh, okay, you sliding back back in. You sliding back into the algorithm. I see you Mountain Dog. Somebody running your stuff understands this now. Okay, I get it.
Godwin
And old Jace came by for a little while.
Willie Robertson
Did he?
Godwin
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Good. He showed for the poker tournament.
Godwin
No, he didn't show up with a poker.
Willie Robertson
But.
Godwin
Oh, Stone came and Stone.
Willie Robertson
Well, you knew they'd be there. Well, that's good. I'm glad y' all had a good time. God, when I saw you, speaking of social media, I saw you had a pretty. Pretty cool thing happened since you've been here last, huh? What were your son in law.
Si Robertson
Oh yeah.
Willie Robertson
Oh yeah, I saw a picture, man, that's awesome.
Godwin
That's great.
Jase Robertson
I need that picture to put up.
Si Robertson
That was that man's retreat.
Willie Robertson
Okay.
Si Robertson
He finally. What got him was realizing that we put weight on sin, but God don't. Okay, so you know, I ain't doing too bad, but sin is saying. But anyway, that's what got him. And he told me that he was 30 years old and Jesus was 30 years old when he got baptized and John baptized.
Willie Robertson
So you were John the Baptist in that moment.
Si Robertson
I was.
Godwin
He should make it.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Hey, good thing he didn't buy you a plane ticket and take you to the Jordan river, right?
Si Robertson
Yeah, I know.
Jase Robertson
That have been a long commute.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, that have been a while.
Si Robertson
What you've trying to find?
Jase Robertson
I'm trying to find. I've seen the photo. I don't know.
Willie Robertson
I saw it via Johanna's Instagram, but Godwin had shared it. Maybe that's how I saw it.
Jase Robertson
But I'm gonna find.
Willie Robertson
No, man, that's awesome. That's. That's a big.
Jase Robertson
There we go.
Willie Robertson
Because I know you and Paula prayed over Johanna to find that kind of man. Right. So that's cool.
Si Robertson
Yeah, we've been praying for him for. Since she was born.
Willie Robertson
Yep.
Godwin
Man, that's great, John.
Si Robertson
That's cool. God would put her with a man that loved God and loved her. So he finally did it. It's pretty awesome.
Willie Robertson
There you go. And it's easier for you, huh? You've lost a little weight. You a little bit stronger.
Si Robertson
But I got in there, it was just him. And then Ortonberry coming around the corner said, you got two more. So that was pretty.
Willie Robertson
Hey, let's stay in here.
Godwin
John. The baptizer said.
Si Robertson
Anybody else? The water spine.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, come on in, boys. The water is fine. No, that's awesome.
Si Robertson
No, it was. It was a pretty special day.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, that's cool, man.
Jase Robertson
Big weekend.
Godwin
John. When you said that, you could have heard me laughing in the back because I just busted out loud laughing.
Si Robertson
Oh.
Godwin
And you said, if anybody else. I'll wait until y' all get up here.
Si Robertson
Yeah. Yeah.
Willie Robertson
I got nowhere to be, boys. And I got these waiters on. Let's roll.
Godwin
Already got them on.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, I already. I already got them. So let's roll. No, that's awesome, man. That's a cool. That's a cool moment when you work on somebody and all that thing is. And finally you see it. So. Men's retreat got another one. I still ain't going, but.
Si Robertson
Well, I didn't ever get want to go either. But I'm glad I did. Yeah, I was pretty awesome.
Jase Robertson
You got to play the slow game on Martin. We're going to get him one day. God. One.
Si Robertson
It was all.
Godwin
I guess it's just me and you.
Willie Robertson
You ain't been.
Jase Robertson
You ain't been neither.
Godwin
We've been. But stay strong. But we were. Me and I were speaking.
Willie Robertson
That's what I'm saying. Generally, the entertainment at those things.
Jase Robertson
I mean.
Godwin
Yeah. It's so different.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
It's just not the Same thing.
Si Robertson
It's. It's good.
Jase Robertson
But it's a secret, so we can't tell you.
Willie Robertson
River.
Si Robertson
River rules. We can't talk about it.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, I tell you everything. I ran two of them.
Godwin
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
If y' all want to know something, when the cameras are off, I'll tell you the whole spiel. It's Jesus. And then you remove distractions and you see what happens. That's the whole spill?
Willie Robertson
Yeah. That's good.
Si Robertson
I see it.
Willie Robertson
I'm glad, man. I think they're very worthy.
Godwin
Oh, yeah, I do.
Willie Robertson
I think they're awesome. I'm glad that y' all do them. I'm very thankful that y' all do.
Jase Robertson
Hey, one time somebody said, martin, you coming on this men's trip. He looked down and said, I'm more of a stand your ground kind of fella.
Willie Robertson
I ain't much on retreat. I got the. I got the armor of God on. Let's fight, boys. You won't fight. Let's fight.
Si Robertson
Like, one thing, you eat good.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Well, that's how you get everybody, right? If you feed them good, then you get them all relaxed and then next thing you know. But I'm. Hey, I. I think they are great. It is not a camp out kind of filler.
Jase Robertson
We're gonna give you a bed and everything.
Si Robertson
No air conditioning.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Good. I'm glad.
Jase Robertson
Hey, no, you know how we get them? Brittany. Brittany gonna go on one of them women's retreats. Because last I checked, Brittany's calendar is full of women's Bible studies and everything else under the sun. Oh, buddy, there's thyme around the table.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Which is your mother in law's deal.
Jase Robertson
They have a Bible study and learn how to cook something that they claim is healthy, but it probably don't taste good. And then it looks good.
Willie Robertson
She always bring home leftovers. I don't ever eat it, but it always looks good.
Jase Robertson
I know, but is it?
Si Robertson
Yeah, that's how you lose weight. You just quit eating everything. That's good.
Willie Robertson
There you go. You won. People always ask secret to weight loss right there. Just stop. Everything you like, don't eat that no more. That's out.
Jase Robertson
When people ask me how I lost weight, I'm like, well, I'm hungry right now.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Oh, yeah. You gotta stay hungry. Yeah, no, that's part of it.
Jase Robertson
But Martin will retreat one day. Philip, you'd be easy to talk into. Oh, yeah, you just need a calendar. Yeah.
Godwin
All I need is some time to go.
Jase Robertson
You just need side to leave you alone for a weekend.
Godwin
Yeah, I'm going to take side with me. I think he would do it. We would have to do it a special way because there's a lot of things he probably couldn't do now.
Si Robertson
Basically, they'd get him there, we'd make it work.
Godwin
Let's talk about that and make it work.
Jase Robertson
When I went, I think I slept next to some dude with a CPAP machine that sounded like he was Darth Vader.
Willie Robertson
But, like, I've been doing that for years.
Godwin
I have to see cyber with him.
Jase Robertson
So we'll make it work out.
Si Robertson
One of them things always look over.
Willie Robertson
To make sure God wants blue lights on before I go to bed.
Godwin
That's nice.
Jase Robertson
I ain't kidding you, though. There's this other dude when I went on a men's retreat. They take your phones away, you don't know where you're going. And. And the first night, I'm like, I shouldn't be here. This is not for me. I'm good with my walk with Christ. Like, I might walk home, see you guys later. And I laid down and there was this dude with the ponytail jeans and his shoes on, asleep. And he was snoring a noise that I still can't recreate to this day. And I was like, this is wild. But it changed my whole life, so it was worth it.
Willie Robertson
There you go.
Jase Robertson
I also slept two hours that night. Yeah, see, I'm just being honest with you, Mark.
Willie Robertson
I. I agree and I'm glad. I'm thankful.
Jase Robertson
But I guess, I don't know, they took my watch. I don't know how long.
Willie Robertson
Oh, you ain't even got no wrong.
Jase Robertson
Cabin, no watch, no nothing. You just out there with you and your thoughts, and it is amazing what you and your thoughts can come up with.
Willie Robertson
Oh, I get caught in them all the time. That's why I go fishing.
Godwin
That's why sitting a deer stand.
Willie Robertson
The deer stand. Well, deer stand.
Jase Robertson
You're still playing Candy Crush in the deer stand.
Si Robertson
Oh, I need to go to the camp.
Jase Robertson
What you got going on?
Si Robertson
I got things to do.
Willie Robertson
Busted water lines. Gotta spray down this bunk with Pesty. Yeah, all the.
Si Robertson
Hey, that stuff work.
Willie Robertson
I know. That's what I'm talking about. And it's that time.
Jase Robertson
I've been getting emails every day. Hey.
Willie Robertson
About what?
Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
Free. Really?
Jase Robertson
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Willie Robertson
Go ahead.
Jase Robertson
Have you seen it? It's all the rage on Elon Musk is formerly known as Twitter, now known as X.
Willie Robertson
Okay.
Jase Robertson
100 men fighting one gorilla, bare hands. Somebody said if all hundred men commit, they'd win. 100 men versus one gorilla.
Willie Robertson
Nope.
Jase Robertson
Who wins in a fight?
Willie Robertson
Gorilla. Gorilla. You ain't ever going to get 100 men on the same page. But if they're committed, if they're not going to be, because one of them is going to think he knows how to do it better. So he's going to lead a little side bar over here of what to do. Well, they gonna get snuffed out by the gorilla.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
And then you're gonna have some that like to retreat. You ain't gonna have many stand and fight guys.
Godwin
Not for long.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, he knock about three of them out and they're like.
Jase Robertson
As soon as he rips that first one's arm off and beats him with it.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. He's like, no. Yeah. There's gonna be a real aha moment. Come Right there.
Godwin
Tough ones in the beginning, but after that area.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. No.
Jase Robertson
You think 100 people could beat up, could kill one gorilla? 100 people?
Godwin
I don't think so.
Si Robertson
You give me a rifle because bare hands.
Godwin
The human factor is once you, like Martin said, when you see arms being torn off people, your motivation starts to deplete.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, yeah. Then you start. Then you start playing survival, but you're.
Jase Robertson
Locked in a cage.
Godwin
Yeah. So you're pushing people in front of you.
Willie Robertson
That's what I'm saying. Then you survivor self preservation is real.
Godwin
That's right. Well, I don't think so.
Jase Robertson
You don't think so?
Godwin
I don't.
Willie Robertson
Gorilla Godwin.
Jase Robertson
Whose side are you on?
Si Robertson
How are they gonna get a hundred men in a cage with a gorilla?
Jase Robertson
It's gonna have to be a large cage.
Si Robertson
Oh, it's gonna have to be he.
Willie Robertson
Now, who was bored enough to sit there and think up this equation?
Jase Robertson
I'm gonna say boredom wasn't the problem.
Willie Robertson
Oh, okay.
Jase Robertson
I just guess they were just, you know, they go to La La Land often.
Willie Robertson
Oh. Recreational, if you will.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Okay. There you go.
Jase Robertson
I think if you got the right 100 people.
Willie Robertson
Oh, yeah. If you got 100 Navy SEALs. Okay.
Godwin
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Like. But you're not.
Jase Robertson
Are there 100 Navy SEALs?
Willie Robertson
I'm sure there's more than that by the time you do.
Godwin
But just off the street, 100 guys. Nope.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, no.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. I'm not part of the equation that can beat the gorilla.
Godwin
Oh, I'm not either.
Willie Robertson
Chief strategist. Then you go people in there assigning jobs. That's what I'm saying.
Godwin
That's what I'm going to be doing. Now look, you two guys, y' all get. Y' all get started first, okay?
Willie Robertson
The humans can't even get along good enough to love each other. You think they gonna fight with each other to whoop a gorilla? Now they gonna be throwing. They gonna be throwing people out in front of like, here, have him, have him.
Jase Robertson
Then you're down.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, but you're last.
Si Robertson
Well, maybe wore out by then.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, maybe he's tired. That's good. He'll go to sleep. And then what? You still just gotta wait for him wake up.
Si Robertson
We ain't waiting.
Willie Robertson
Let's get this over.
Si Robertson
We go.
Jase Robertson
Like J.
Willie Robertson
Stone.
Jase Robertson
Put him in a leg lock or something.
Willie Robertson
Not a chance. That gorilla break him in half. He tried to grab his leg.
Jase Robertson
He too skinny.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Hey, you ain't gonna get your arms around his neck.
Si Robertson
Gorilla like.
Willie Robertson
I mean, I'm just guessing. I ain't Ever touched a gorilla. But looking at him, I don't know that you can choke him.
Jase Robertson
No. He just grabbed your hand and toss you.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Hey, get off.
Jase Robertson
I'm pretty sure I'm on the gorilla side, but I'm trying to come up with the hundred human beings that could. Could do it.
Willie Robertson
Marcus, a trail knows them.
Si Robertson
Yeah, yeah.
Willie Robertson
He knows the right.
Jase Robertson
They even do it.
Willie Robertson
Oh yeah.
Jase Robertson
They would sit together though.
Godwin
They'd have a plan.
Willie Robertson
You would have to have a brotherhood that is as tight as ticks, which is somebody like the SEALS or Rangers, some special forces group, Green Beret that all believe that they're fighting for their brother right beside them.
Godwin
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
And that their brother's fighting for them as well. They could do it.
Godwin
Yeah, I believe that.
Willie Robertson
But us normies are out just 100 humans. No. I'm the first one that gets knocked out. You. You finding a way out of there. The. The mission then becomes escape.
Jase Robertson
But you can't.
Willie Robertson
Well, you're in a.
Jase Robertson
You're in a. That WWE case.
Willie Robertson
Well, let's have a case where they escape all the time. They climb up to the top and then. I better out.
Jase Robertson
This is. You are not getting out unless the gorilla is dead.
Willie Robertson
Well, then you're going to die trying.
Godwin
100 men. No, 10 crackheads.
Si Robertson
Wow.
Willie Robertson
Lord have mercy.
Godwin
That's true.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Oh man, I don't even know.
Si Robertson
I can't believe it's such a big deal.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, Seems like an easy answer to me. I don't know why there's much debate on it.
Jase Robertson
Well, people are making lists like you get Vince Wilfork, Ray Lewis, Shaquille o' Neal.
Willie Robertson
Now what?
Jase Robertson
Imagine being in the huddle with Ray Lewis. They're all telling you we're gonna go rift this gorilla.
Willie Robertson
They're all crowding 60 now. What are they gonna do? Yeah, what are they gonna do, Shaq? Gonna give him a dag on Papa John's pizza? Try to put him in a food coma, but yeah. No, ain't none. Are you kidding? Professional athletes.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Like they're not some of the most self consumed people that exist.
Jase Robertson
Oh, goodness gracious, Martin.
Willie Robertson
I mean really.
Jase Robertson
But they 100.
Willie Robertson
They've been taught to be that way.
Godwin
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Especially now in the world of contracts and getting paid like they are not. You know, I don't think there's a lot of patents left like Peyton.
Jase Robertson
Who?
Willie Robertson
Manning Feller.
Jase Robertson
He got paid.
Willie Robertson
Well, he got paid, but I'm saying.
Jase Robertson
Now he do a Nestle.
Willie Robertson
He kept his little. Yeah, for the most part, he kept his core group Together like that's true for restructuring and all kinds of things. Now it's get paid. I mean even see in college sports now, like them boys are like, I'm out, bro. I'm out.
Jase Robertson
It's. Yeah. We're in a weird transition of all that.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. The college sports has got to be completely redone Them boys. The NCAA fouled it up again.
Godwin
Yeah. And I think Nick Saban knew it was coming 100%.
Willie Robertson
You know why? Because he was on the receiving end of the mega million dollar contracts. He knew what was about to happen.
Godwin
He did.
Willie Robertson
When you gave kids that.
Godwin
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Because his 70 year old self was getting that. So he knew.
Jase Robertson
I'm trying to think of what I would have done with a gorilla. No. Well, I probably would have had one actually. If you would have given me like $5 million at the age of 18.
Willie Robertson
I would not have a penny of it.
Jase Robertson
Oh, I don't think I've always said like I get the people. Like everybody's like, how could you win the lottery and then go broke? I'd be like, because it's fun.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Like I would go down in the biggest blaze of glory. I would give money to some things now at 18.
Godwin
At 18 now at 35.
Willie Robertson
35. I would totally do it now. So I could not have to work again.
Jase Robertson
I would do back at work in two years. But those two years would be. Y' all be like, y' all see John David riding that giraffe. He finally did what uncle size said he was going to do.
Willie Robertson
I would be opening up Martin guides dot com. Me and Gavin would then be. It may just be fish with Godwin and Martin. I may just have to, you know, we linked get another boat. You can book either one of us. Like that's what at this point. But at 18, go bad deal.
Jase Robertson
It is crazy when you really consider the amount of money because you're so selfish.
Si Robertson
Very.
Willie Robertson
But there are some of them that are doing well. The young guys that are doing well because they have the right leadership behind which I say, I say that at 18, that's unsupervised, which my mother would have never let me bend. So I'd probably have 17 replacement IRAs and some CDs.
Si Robertson
And knowing my mom and you could get what you want, but you need to be smart and invest some of it.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. I'm just. I know myself.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Godwin
Well, you, you have good people around you. So they wouldn't have let you gone.
Willie Robertson
But I'd have bought a bass boat, I guarantee.
Godwin
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
I'd have went and pay cash for something with a 250 on it. And then I'd have wrecked that sucker.
Jase Robertson
I don't go fast.
Godwin
And went to jail again.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, I'd have wrecked that sucker going around a band somewhere. I don't know.
Jase Robertson
That's one thing I wouldn't spent any money on that have been like, you want to get a boat motor? I'm fine with the boat. It just needs to go slow.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, well, don't ride with Goblin. Gavin Goblin won't go fast.
Jase Robertson
I'm that. I'm that weirdo that people are like, hey, you like how fast do you drive your boat? Like get it on plane. That's fast.
Willie Robertson
You need to go most of the places I fish. You only crank your motor to get off the trailer and onto the trailer. I put the trolling motor in for.
Jase Robertson
I'm in with you.
Si Robertson
I don't go fast with clients.
Willie Robertson
No. He just does it when he likes to.
Si Robertson
When I'm by myself.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
How fast your boat go?
Si Robertson
62.
Willie Robertson
And he knows if it makes you mildly uncomfortable, he'll look over there at you before he does it. It's fun.
Si Robertson
And I can go through the S curves wide open.
Willie Robertson
But I trust God one see that. I want to buy you.
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Godwin
John, have you had a lot of customers?
Si Robertson
I have, yeah.
Willie Robertson
He's driving me.
Si Robertson
I had 23 trips in March.
Godwin
Whoa.
Willie Robertson
And there's only 31 days and that's good.
Si Robertson
17 trip.
Willie Robertson
Are we going tomorrow?
Jase Robertson
Where y' all going?
Willie Robertson
Fish.
Jase Robertson
Me.
Si Robertson
Fish. Acting a little weird yesterday.
Willie Robertson
That's fine. Better than being here.
Si Robertson
I got. Yeah, I'm gonna go on God one's I'm going tomorrow. And John Gavin, I am going tomorrow.
Godwin
Taught me into it too.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, I can't wait.
Willie Robertson
You can even tell Paula she ain't got to make me a sandwich. I don't want to give her the night off.
Jase Robertson
I don't want to wish my life away because I'm in the prime of a lot of fun things going on. But man does waking up in the morning, watching TV with my wife and eating toast and I can't imagine watching TV in the. In the morning and then been like, I guess I'll go fishing.
Si Robertson
Well, we check out the knees a little bit.
Jase Robertson
I mean, that sounds. And you're gonna probably give her a Godwin crappie rod for her birthday.
Willie Robertson
Oh, two of them.
Jase Robertson
The man got it figured out.
Willie Robertson
Retirement sounds awesome, but it ain't retirement.
Si Robertson
That boy.
Willie Robertson
Arguably.
Si Robertson
I don't know why everybody says you ever died because you're doing.
Jase Robertson
You're having the time of your life.
Si Robertson
It is pretty awesome getting a fish every day.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
People say, well, you ain't getting a catch fish all the time, but I still got to find them. That's the deal. Finding them. And when they catch something, you can take the old gruffiest, mean looking man and let something get on end of his line and he smiles all the way to his earlobe. That's what I like to see.
Willie Robertson
Amen, buddy. I still feel like that every time something stretches my strain. I know, it just makes me smile. I think that's what you work your whole life for, right? Is to then bet on yourself at some point. Bet on yourself, do what you want to do.
Si Robertson
I love it, you know?
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Heck, yeah. I'm happy for you. I just wish I saw you more.
Godwin
But you have to get on the list.
Willie Robertson
Well, me and God fish different places. He fishes in big ponds and I fish a little pond. So I like cypress trees and shallow water and what God wants doing. You got to be comfortable with being out in the middle of the pond.
Jase Robertson
You got to be comfortable.
Si Robertson
I've had so many people say, well, I never thought to look for them out here.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, they everywhere.
Si Robertson
We had to go by the bank or. Or is fishing good in the summer? Crappie. Because I think the spring and that's it. But crappie, you can fish crappie all year.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
12 months.
Willie Robertson
You fish anything all year. You just gotta. Yeah, it's just springtime, just like anything. That's when it's fun because the weather's nice. And then summertime, it gets hot. But then you got to deal with wakeboarders and skiers and all them people. Jet skiers.
Si Robertson
That's when you go. Skis are 12.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
And go.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. You get either or you go at like seven in the evening. Fish for an hour.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
But.
Jase Robertson
Hey, Martin.
Willie Robertson
Huh?
Jase Robertson
Are you on Ancestry.com?
Willie Robertson
I don't think so.
Jase Robertson
Somebody's your fourth cousin.
Willie Robertson
Who?
Jase Robertson
Shelly.
Willie Robertson
Shelly ain't got a last name.
Jase Robertson
Well, I'm sure they do, but I'm not my cousin.
Willie Robertson
My cousin did a big ancestry thing somebody long ago to like, find out our great grand or great great grandparents or something like that.
Jase Robertson
Somebody from Lafayette sent in a photo of her ancestry.com and she found a relative from here that's a fourth cousin. Its name is Justin Martin, and she was wondering if it was you.
Willie Robertson
Slide it up there. Let's look at the tree.
Jase Robertson
She don't have any of that.
Godwin
Oh, it don't have many.
Si Robertson
Justin Martin, he's got that blocked off.
Jase Robertson
1% shared DNA on the 1%. What other side is there besides.
Willie Robertson
What are you talking about? We're all 1%.
Jase Robertson
I don't know, man.
Willie Robertson
We're all 1%.
Jase Robertson
Do you think you could be related to somebody?
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
Like, we all go back to Noah. So we all 1% related.
Jase Robertson
We do all go back to Noah.
Willie Robertson
Right.
Jase Robertson
But It. That leads me to my next point. Have you guys ever googled the cast of Duck Dynasty?
Godwin
Oh, Lord, no.
Willie Robertson
Oh, man, we on it.
Jase Robertson
No, we're not gonna talk about.
Willie Robertson
We own it.
Jase Robertson
We're not gonna talk about how I found this.
Godwin
I haven't heard this because I got.
Willie Robertson
A good story about that nutcase anyway.
Jase Robertson
So I don't care if you leap all that out. We can't.
Willie Robertson
I don't care if he hears me. He come into a local business the other day, which I was being a patron of, and just made a fool of himself.
Godwin
What?
Willie Robertson
Like, I mean, you'd have thought he was at the synagogue of Jesus flipping over tables like, you know, very mad.
Jase Robertson
Leave all his name out and stuff. There's a guy that's in town that's mad at all the churches.
Willie Robertson
Good news for him. He's going to be the only one in heaven. So him and Jesus gonna have a lot of time talking like he's the only one.
Jase Robertson
Anyways, this guy posted a picture of the Duck Dynasty cast and was basically kind of blasted them, but he just googled Duck Dynasty cast and there's a picture. K, Phil, Willie, Cy, Corey, Sadie, John, Luke, J. Smith, Alvin Godwin's on there. Jace is on there twice. He's such a big star. Willie's on there a couple times. Cole, Al, Rebecca, sigh. But there's also Justin Martin.
Godwin
Let's see. There he is.
Willie Robertson
That's.
Godwin
You remember? Young.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, I've changed, right?
Jase Robertson
What. What happened to you? Martin?
Godwin
He's gained some weight since then. I mean.
Willie Robertson
Oh, man, it's so good.
Jase Robertson
Who is this?
Willie Robertson
He's a. He's a singer.
Jase Robertson
This is not the Justin Martin I know and love from Doug Dynasty.
Willie Robertson
Oh, you may know him. I know you love him.
Si Robertson
Is his name Justin Martin?
Willie Robertson
He is, yeah. There's like there's three of us that when you search that name that we come up together. He's one, I'm the other one. And then there's this guy that does that. Weird. It's like, weird. I don't want to call it techno music. What do you call it? Stuff. Got a lot of bass. Hunter Dubstep. There you go. Dubstep stuff. Like rave style type stuff. And there's three because I always get tagged and his stuff. I guess whoever's promoting these things, I'll go on there and just type in at Justin Martin on Facebook. And apparently I must come up before him. So it's like, hey, come rave with Justin Martin. I'm like, I mean, you could like Y' all, I.
Godwin
You can do it.
Willie Robertson
I could go, I guess. I don't know nothing about, oh, this guy's an actor. Or an actor.
Jase Robertson
No, there's the dubstep guy, but the guy that you're photograph is an actor.
Willie Robertson
There you go. And he's 30 years old. I'm sure he's cool, man.
Jase Robertson
We love Jay Martin. His Twitter name.
Willie Robertson
Hey, there you go.
Jase Robertson
I've never seen any of the movies he's in. Well, but I don't think I'm the target audience.
Willie Robertson
It happened. And. But no, that.
Jase Robertson
So he's been in some movies.
Willie Robertson
So what's funny about that is I got a buddy, really good buddy. Gavin, knows him. And every time somebody goes on Wikipedia and updates it to my actual picture, he goes back and changes it to that one. You know, I'm talking about Gavin. Yeah, Yeah. I ain't gonna say his name either, but Galvin knows. He's. He's one of my fishing buddies here. Well, he's actually my childhood best friend who has. For somebody's got two kids. He got a lot of time on his hands because he's making stuff and sending it all the time. I don't know.
Jase Robertson
Let's just say I see him from time to.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Singing thing of me and Paul.
Willie Robertson
That's what I'm talking about. He's got a lot of time on his hands somehow. Somewhat. But he works remot now, so he works from home. So I guess.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
When he's logged in and gets bored or on calls or something. But he does. He checks it every so often. And somebody will change it back to me, and then he'll change it back to that guy.
Jase Robertson
So that's why. Okay, that's.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, that's. That is. That is why that comes up there. And I like, I care. I mean, I don't.
Jase Robertson
Oh, I was giggled. Look at all these clowns from Duck Dynasty. And then the picture of you. I was just sitting there laughing my.
Willie Robertson
Butt off as a young, thin, African American male.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. That literally. That guy's five eight.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, he's five eight. He's 10 years younger than me. He has no facial hair, and he's. He's. Yeah, he's thin. Like, it's like.
Jase Robertson
Well. And he's black.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, he's that, too.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Nothing like you.
Si Robertson
How did we get here?
Jase Robertson
Well, I was just thinking of the ancestry and.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Then I saw that picture of Martin and I had to. But you. Hey, you got to be careful out there. You never know who shares your name.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Johnny D. Guess I've never done that.
Willie Robertson
Johnny D. Got like a child molester or something that chairs his name.
Jase Robertson
Go into details, but, I mean, I.
Willie Robertson
Don'T know if it's that. But he's registered, right?
Jase Robertson
Well, no, he's in jail.
Willie Robertson
Okay.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, he will be registered when he gets out.
Willie Robertson
He's an offender.
Jase Robertson
He. I think he gets out in about seven years. I looked it up the other day. I actually want to talk to him when he gets out. I want him to serve his time.
Si Robertson
Is he from here?
Willie Robertson
Hey, yeah, get him going. That retreat. Big dog.
Jase Robertson
He needs it. He might not. I don't know what he's doing in jail. Hopefully he turned his life around.
Godwin
But 10 to 20, I think in 2014.
Jase Robertson
15. From about 2012 to about 2015, some old boy was causing ruckus in town.
Willie Robertson
Mayhem, if you will.
Jase Robertson
And his name happened to rhyme with pawn. David Owen. Yeah, because it was exactly the same as mine, and he's, like, a year older than me, and it was just like. Well. And every time he'd do something, people would get mad at him. I had people call me, saying, I'm about to come whoop you for what you said to my sister. I'm like, nope, wrong guy.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, not me.
Jase Robertson
My wife, Allison.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, not me, pal.
Jase Robertson
I'm cool. We're good. And then he would get arrested and ktv, you dirty dogs literally put up a thing that said, john David Owen of West Monroe.
Godwin
Oh.
Jase Robertson
Arrested for in heinous ax. Like, just straight heinous.
Si Robertson
So then everybody's calling you from church.
Willie Robertson
What'd you do?
Godwin
Calling your parents?
Jase Robertson
No, they could. There's people called the church.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Said, did y' all see what John David did?
Si Robertson
Oh, you got to get him out of here.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. And then they were like. And. And I'm like, oh, no. Like, oh, they were coming for me. Somebody on there was like, this is actually.
Willie Robertson
This is actually fun. Google John Goblin. Anyway, I just want to see.
Jase Robertson
He's been in jail for a long time. Makes me feel.
Willie Robertson
Because, you know, when you just Google people's names, like, and then you go to images, you see if there's any other images tagged as John Goblin. This is going to be fun.
Jase Robertson
Godwin pretty much got a lock on John Godwin.
Willie Robertson
He's the only famous John Godwin. He's the only one with a following. Good for you. What about Philip McMillan?
Godwin
Yeah, right. I don't think so.
Willie Robertson
This could be fun. Hunter, we're coming.
Jase Robertson
Duck Dynasty shows up first.
Willie Robertson
There you go.
Jase Robertson
I got another Philip McMillan.
Willie Robertson
Is it a mug shot? Please.
Jase Robertson
No, it's actually a guy from LinkedIn that works for the Convoy of Hope.
Willie Robertson
You got it?
Jase Robertson
I got it on.
Willie Robertson
Got it on, baby. That's. Make sure you don't get nauseous over there.
Jase Robertson
Not going to.
Willie Robertson
He's wearing his relief band.
Jase Robertson
I feel great.
Willie Robertson
You know, look, there's a lot of people in this world, and I've ridden on things with them, whether it be a fishing boat or an airplane that get motion sickness. That guy right there. Game changer.
Jase Robertson
Game changer.
Willie Robertson
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Si Robertson
Look.
Willie Robertson
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Jase Robertson
Hunter. Okay. Oh, that's the most.
Willie Robertson
I know. This could be good. Yeah.
Jase Robertson
He's an ice hockey player.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Godwin
Yeah, that's. That's.
Willie Robertson
That tracks.
Jase Robertson
He's a pitcher, Is he?
Si Robertson
Washington?
Jase Robertson
He's not witty.
Willie Robertson
Not witty at all.
Jase Robertson
There's a local runner.
Godwin
Damn. Wet. He laughed.
Jase Robertson
The sad part is it just shows a bunch of athletic people.
Si Robertson
Yeah. No farmer.
Jase Robertson
So it's not him.
Willie Robertson
No, farmers. No gamer.
Jase Robertson
There's even one athletic girl.
Willie Robertson
Oh, wow.
Jase Robertson
That plays lacrosse. Hunter Jones.
Si Robertson
Oh, don't mess with her.
Godwin
But Hunter Jones.
Si Robertson
I went playing a lacrosse game up north, and let me tell you, when they. When them boys, it ain't like soccer. When they fall down on the ground, they tote them off.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. They hit each other.
Si Robertson
They beat the snot, suckers are hurt, and ain't no. I need to run some time off the clock. It's. Let's go to the hospital.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, there's a lot of Hunter Jones out there.
Willie Robertson
There you go. I figured there would be none of this as you guys. Oh, man, you getting there. If you'd ever put a camera on yourself.
Godwin
There you go.
Willie Robertson
Hunter, we got any voicemails or anything.
Si Robertson
We want to voicemail.
Willie Robertson
We got anything new? We.
Jase Robertson
I'm going to say it the other John Nevad, Owens. At least fall into page like three of Google.
Willie Robertson
Oh, man. Hunter. Yeah, what you got? Tee it up.
Si Robertson
There we go.
Willie Robertson
Hey, y' all, this is Summer Night.
Jase Robertson
What a great name.
Godwin
First off, Summer Night.
Jase Robertson
Summer Night. That. You sound magical.
Si Robertson
Everybody goes fishing on them. Summer Night.
Godwin
Summer Night.
Willie Robertson
I'm gonna bite my tongue, but go ahead.
Jase Robertson
I mean, I bet that was a fun name in high school.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. And from Ridgeville, South Carolina.
Jase Robertson
Yep.
Willie Robertson
My question is, what is the craziest baby name that you've ever heard? Our daughter's name is Talladega Knight.
Jase Robertson
Hey, Cali.
Willie Robertson
And my name, obviously, now, now that I'm married, is Summer Night. But just wondering what y' all y' all have ever heard, what crazy names y' all heard. I love Yalls podcast. Thank y' all so much for always making everybody laugh. Y' all have a good one.
Si Robertson
That is.
Godwin
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Si Robertson
That is awesome.
Godwin
Summer Night.
Jase Robertson
I have a different opinion than cool and awesome. It's fantastic.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
But, ma' am, welcome to our demographic. You named your child Talladega Night, and then you expect us to one up that with a crazier name?
Si Robertson
Yeah, she probably gets them all jacked up on Mountain Dew.
Godwin
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
That's the craziest name you guys have ever heard. My kid's name's Talladega Night.
Godwin
That's it.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. You win. Congratulations, Summer.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, Summer, if your kids got the personality of you, can y' all come here?
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
You're invited.
Willie Robertson
Because do you have any idea how much I would love to have somebody sit beside me in this chair named Talladega Night?
Jase Robertson
Yeah. Yeah, you are Talladega Night. You and your mom are officially Invited. What's her phone number?
Willie Robertson
I wonder which one of them thought of that. Mom or Dad?
Jase Robertson
I just googled Talladega Night. She doesn't come up.
Si Robertson
Well, she called. She's fired up on him. NASCAR boys.
Willie Robertson
My name is Talon.
Godwin
Summer is her name.
Willie Robertson
We call her Tally. Yeah, yeah.
Si Robertson
I just raced at Talladega.
Jase Robertson
Can we call her?
Willie Robertson
Can you see her wedding day, man, please? Talladega. Do you take. Yeah. Do you take Bristol to be your lawfully wedding?
Si Robertson
Yeah, they'll probably have it in the infield.
Jase Robertson
Dayton and Tyler.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Old Daytona, like. Oh, my goodness.
Jase Robertson
Do you want me to call her?
Willie Robertson
Yeah, gracious, kinda, Yeah, I do. If I call her on this. Not right now, okay? No, we're like in school hours. The kid's gonna be at school.
Jase Robertson
That kid's too young. I want to talk to Summer.
Godwin
Summer. Summer. She's probably available. Go for it.
Willie Robertson
Probably available. Yeah, people don't work.
Jase Robertson
We'll leave her voicemail and invite her on the show. Call her. Hunter, put it on Bluetooth and call her. I need to talk to this woman.
Willie Robertson
I need you all in agreeance before I do this. Oh, that's fine. Okay. I just don't like interrupting people's day, but I'm big believer in text message somewhere.
Si Robertson
Don't write him letter.
Willie Robertson
I only talk. I only talk when I'm driving.
Jase Robertson
I was literally trying to rack my around the craziest name I've ever heard. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Godwin
Let's leave. Voicemail.
Willie Robertson
Trying to reach is not available.
Jase Robertson
At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up. Summer, this is John David from the Duck Call Room podcast. There's Godwin. Martin's here.
Willie Robertson
I'm here.
Jase Robertson
We need to see a birth certificate of Talladega.
Si Robertson
We sure do. That was awesome.
Godwin
Hey, Summer.
Willie Robertson
Tally.
Jase Robertson
So you're invited. We're recording right now.
Willie Robertson
Also, you hit us with the ignore button.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Godwin
Oh, yeah, that was a.
Willie Robertson
That was a quick decline.
Godwin
Hurry up and call back.
Si Robertson
Yeah, we got.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, all right.
Jase Robertson
Summer.
Willie Robertson
She probably had brain surgery.
Godwin
Ask for Philip, not these other guys.
Jase Robertson
I don't know what that was.
Si Robertson
That.
Willie Robertson
Goodbye. Oh, okay.
Jase Robertson
Anyway, that really matches up with an email I got, though.
Willie Robertson
I. I'm not going.
Godwin
Well, we can't top that.
Jase Robertson
You can't. Yeah. I don't know how to answer your question, but I think that was a little bit braggy.
Willie Robertson
Oh, that was like, hey, what's the.
Jase Robertson
Craziest name you ever heard of?
Godwin
Yeah, here's my crazy name. And I mean, I hope Matt Light.
Willie Robertson
Our good friend Matt Light has a child and names it Bush.
Jase Robertson
That would be fun.
Willie Robertson
Bush Light. That'd be a good one.
Jase Robertson
He's probably done having kids, though. Anyway, maybe two years ago, I put a picture up on the screen of a fan of ours named River.
Willie Robertson
River.
Jase Robertson
It was her second birthday two years ago.
Willie Robertson
So she's four now.
Jase Robertson
She's four. And for her fourth birthday, she ran it back. Bucky's birthday cake.
Willie Robertson
Oh, she got that band aid on that knee. She's on that bicycle right now, son.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Our fans have Bucky's birth and our name. Talladega Night. And I couldn't be happier.
Willie Robertson
We got Talladega, we got River. I mean, well, what's next, shaky head.
Godwin
Like I don't even know me and size. Got a buddy, Rooster McConaughey. He named his son Miller Light.
Willie Robertson
Miller, like McConaughey. Yep. That's loving a brand.
Godwin
Yeah, sure did.
Willie Robertson
That is loving a brand new typecasting. But that's fine.
Jase Robertson
Hunter's going to name his kid Fruit Loop. He likes. He likes the cereal.
Godwin
He's shaking his head no.
Jase Robertson
I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know how to return from Talladega Night.
Si Robertson
I know. There's no way that's a showstopper.
Willie Robertson
The only thing wilder in Talladega nights is Talladega Boulevard. So I've been there.
Jase Robertson
Not going.
Si Robertson
Yeah, you need to be careful going there.
Willie Robertson
Or you get in there, you can buy some organic firewood.
Si Robertson
Yeah. And beads.
Willie Robertson
Me and God was been on that boulevard.
Si Robertson
Yeah. For a short time.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. We say, yeah, we belong, son. We walked down there like, yeah. No, we gotta get out of here. Oh, I can't believe that. But we can say we did it.
Si Robertson
It's the only racetrack with a jail. Infield. Jail.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
And a child named after it.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
That's probably not.
Willie Robertson
There's a lot of Bristols in this world.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, but there's not many Bristol. Tennessee's.
Willie Robertson
No. Only one of them. I've been there. Goblin been there too.
Jase Robertson
That kid's name is Talladega Knight. I can't. I love it.
Willie Robertson
Man, Life's gonna get wild for that kid at about 16, 17.
Si Robertson
Yeah, because he's gonna want to go fat.
Godwin
Is it a boy or she?
Willie Robertson
Right.
Godwin
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
I think they named her daughter Talladega.
Godwin
I think so. Can you imagine having your name called in class?
Willie Robertson
I guess Summer didn't. Summer's parents didn't do that to her. She married into the night last night.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Oh, that's a good point.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. So she chose to be Summer Night.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Godwin
It was probably Summer Smith.
Si Robertson
Yeah. Or Jones.
Godwin
And now it's Summer Night.
Si Robertson
Well, Smith and Jones, you got, like.
Willie Robertson
Is there a Talladega Bible verse?
Jase Robertson
You know, I'm. I always try and figure out run the race Bible verse to go with what we're talking about.
Si Robertson
If you're.
Willie Robertson
I have kept my faith. I have run the race.
Jase Robertson
No, I'm going back to the 100 people versa gorilla.
Si Robertson
Oh, no.
Jase Robertson
Philippians 4:13. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me, but that does not mean you can go do something stupid and expect a gorilla not to rip your arm off.
Willie Robertson
I thought we were gonna go with Jesus leaving the 99 to find the 1.
Si Robertson
Yeah, there you go.
Jase Robertson
Well, now, the 1 wasn't left. Yeah, that gorilla beat him up too.
Godwin
No survivors.
Willie Robertson
All right, we'll see y' all next time we're out. No, no.
Jase Robertson
Hey, I hope Summer night brings Talladega next.
Duck Call Room: Episode Summary
Episode Title: Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Release Date: May 8, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan
In this lively episode of Duck Call Room, hosts Si Robertson and Justin Martin, alongside guests John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, and Phillip McMillan, delve into a mix of personal anecdotes, humorous exchanges, and engaging discussions. The episode centers around Uncle Si meeting Mountain Man’s new girlfriend, interspersed with tales from their daily lives, reflections on friendships, and playful banter about various topics.
Mountain Man’s Introduction:
The episode kicks off with Mountain Man making an appearance, bringing along a new lady companion. The hosts express curiosity and amusement over this new relationship dynamic.
Past Relationships & Compatibility:
Mountain Man’s girlfriend was previously dating Turtle Man from Swamp People, highlighting the interconnectedness within their community.
Cooking Skills & Personality:
The hosts discuss Mountain Man’s impressive eating abilities, particularly his prowess with crawfish, reinforcing his larger-than-life persona.
Birthday Celebrations:
The hosts share stories about recent birthday parties, including challenges faced during the celebrations, such as excessive karaoke sessions and unexpected antics from Mountain Man.
Fishing Adventures:
Fishing remains a recurring theme, with hosts recounting their fishing trips, the camaraderie involved, and the occasional mishaps.
Children’s Names & Parenting:
A humorous segment unfolds as the hosts discuss unconventional baby names, reflecting their playful nature and unique family dynamics.
Ancestry Confusion:
A humorous confusion arises when one of the hosts discovers someone with the same name on social media, leading to funny exchanges about mistaken identities.
Public Image:
The hosts joke about their likeness and the various perceptions people have of them online, highlighting the challenges of maintaining a public persona.
100 Men vs. One Gorilla:
A spirited debate ensues over a viral internet argument posing the question: "Who would win in a fight, 100 men or one gorilla?"
Arguments Against the 100 Men:
The hosts collectively argue that the gorilla would easily overpower the men due to lack of coordination and diminishing morale upon witnessing violence.
Special Forces Exception:
While the general populace might falter, there's a brief acknowledgment that highly trained groups like Navy SEALs could potentially mount a defense.
Commercial Breaks:
Throughout the episode, hosts promote various products and services, seamlessly integrating advertisements into their conversations.
Engaging with Listeners:
The hosts invite listeners to leave voicemails, leading to a playful interaction where they attempt to connect with a listener named Summer Night.
Humorous Attempts to Reach Out:
Their attempts to contact Summer Night result in comedic failures, further adding to the episode’s light-heartedness.
Value of Faith and Community:
Amidst the humor, the hosts touch upon deeper themes like faith, community involvement, and personal growth through events like retreats and religious gatherings.
Humor as a Coping Mechanism:
The episode underscores the importance of humor and camaraderie in navigating life’s challenges, showcasing the hosts' ability to blend serious conversations with playful banter.
This episode of Duck Call Room offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and engaging discussions, all centered around the dynamic interactions among the hosts and their guests. From meeting Mountain Man’s new girlfriend to debating the strengths of gorillas versus humans, the episode encapsulates the essence of what makes Duck Call Room a beloved podcast. The inclusion of product promotions is handled seamlessly, ensuring that the content remains entertaining and relatable for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.
Notable Quotes:
Note: All timestamps are in MM:SS format, corresponding to their position in the transcript provided.