Uncle Si Meets the Kid Who Got Post Malone’s Attention

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary

Episode Title: Uncle Si Meets the Kid Who Got Post Malone’s Attention
Release Date: July 29, 2025
Hosts/Authors: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, and Phillip McMillan
Special Guest: Juicy (also referred to as Big Juicy Joe)

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1. Introduction and Guest Announcement

The episode kicks off with the familiar banter among the Robertson family members, discussing quick deliveries of pet products and the return of McDonald's snack wrap, setting a light-hearted tone. Willie Robertson then introduces the episode's special guest, a young viral sensation known as Juicy, sparking curiosity among the listeners.

Notable Quote:
Willie Robertson (00:27): "Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. Today I'm going to show you boys we got a guest coming here in a little bit."

2. Juicy’s Viral Moment

The conversation shifts to Juicy's rise to internet fame. Juicy gained widespread attention after posting a video where he proudly showcases a large red-eared sunfish he caught. The video amassed an impressive 920,000 likes and 161,000 shares, catapulting him into social media stardom.

Notable Quotes:
Jase Robertson (01:12): "What's up, boys? Just caught this fish at my local pond and I'm low key. So proud of myself. It's the biggest fish I've ever caught."
Willie Robertson (01:21): "Ain't that wild? It got 920,000 likes for doing that."

3. Background on Juicy

The hosts delve into Juicy's background, revealing that he is a 10-year-old originally from Kansas, now residing in South Carolina with his family. They discuss how Juicy's mother manages his social media presence, allowing him to create content without direct control over his posts. Despite his fame, Juicy expresses a desire to maintain a low profile.

Notable Quotes:
Willie Robertson (02:14): "They live in South Carolina, but he was born in Kansas."

Juicy (05:19): "Twin girls."

4. Fishing with the Robertson Family

Willie recounts the time he spent fishing with Juicy at his pond. Although they didn't catch any significant fish that day, the experience was memorable and highlighted Juicy's genuine enthusiasm for fishing. The hosts share humorous anecdotes and emphasize the importance of authenticity, which contributed to Juicy's viral success.

Notable Quotes:
Willie Robertson (03:09): "We spent an afternoon fishing with him over at Willie's pond and not catching nothing because Johnny D invited him to."
Willie Robertson (22:01): "Now the biggest fish. Well, he caught one big."

5. Juicy’s Fishing Adventures and Incidents

Juicy shares a harrowing story about his mother accidentally getting a treble hook stuck in her finger while fishing. Demonstrating maturity beyond his years, Juicy describes how he carefully removed the hook and treated his mother's injury, showcasing his responsibility and resilience.

Notable Quotes:
Juicy (12:21): "She had a treble hook buried in her finger... I couldn't."

Juicy (14:09): "So I put my thumb on the back of that. That curve in that hook, and I went to push it."
Juicy (15:38): "I cut the hook, pulled it out by the bar, and I said, you owe me a treble hook."

6. Personal Stories and Humor Among Hosts

The Robertson family members share their own fishing mishaps and humorous incidents, adding depth to the conversation and strengthening the rapport with Juicy. These stories not only entertain but also provide relatable moments for listeners who enjoy fishing and outdoor adventures.

Notable Quotes:
Si Robertson (27:16): "The water went down 4 foot... that bass had been swimming toward that log the whole time."

Willie Robertson (30:19): "They ain't that bad when they're dead."

7. Juicy’s Aspirations and Personality

The discussion shifts to Juicy's personal dreams and aspirations. Juicy reveals his ambition to become a pro quarterback, specifically aiming for the center position. The hosts encourage Juicy to pursue his passions while maintaining his authenticity and positive attitude.

Notable Quotes:
Jase Robertson (32:15): "Center."

Willie Robertson (32:05): "Look at him. Oh, look at Big dad."

Jase Robertson (37:18): "I'm going to keep fishing Instagram. And hopefully meet NFL players."

8. Interaction and Encouragement

Hosts provide Juicy with advice and encouragement, emphasizing the importance of staying true to oneself. They share inspirational thoughts, including a Bible verse from Psalm 139:14, reinforcing the message of self-worth and authenticity.

Notable Quotes:
Justin Martin (48:57): "Be yourself no matter what. And that's why you've blown up, because you were just out there being yourself. Psalm 139, 14."

Willie Robertson (42:40): "That's exactly right. Be who you need to be."

9. Closing Remarks and Farewell

As the episode wraps up, the hosts express their appreciation for Juicy's presence and participation. They leave listeners with heartfelt advice and affirmations, ensuring a positive and uplifting conclusion to the episode.

Notable Quotes:
Willie Robertson (49:43): "Officially, the juice is loose."

Jase Robertson (50:12): "I just watched this episode earlier. Sai was on the radio and he goes psy out. And he rings the bell. Juicy out."

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Key Takeaways

• Authenticity Matters: Juicy's genuine excitement and natural demeanor played a significant role in his viral success, highlighting the value of being oneself in the age of social media.

• Responsibility and Maturity: Despite his young age, Juicy demonstrates a high level of responsibility, especially when handling his mother's injury, setting a positive example for listeners.

• Supportive Community: The Robertson family provides a nurturing and supportive environment for Juicy, encouraging his aspirations and emphasizing the importance of staying true to oneself.

• Personal Growth and Aspirations: Juicy has clear goals for his future, including both his passion for fishing and his ambition to become a pro quarterback, showcasing a balanced approach to personal development.

• Positive Messaging: The hosts infuse the conversation with positive affirmations and advice, including spiritual elements, to inspire and uplift their young guest and listeners alike.

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This episode of Duck Call Room not only spotlights a young internet sensation but also weaves in personal narratives, humor, and heartfelt advice, making it a rich and engaging listen for both fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Phil Robertson]

Prime delivery is fast. How fast are we talking? We're talking puzzle toys and lick pad delivered so fast you can get this puppy under control. Fast.

[Jase Robertson]

Pad's Kohlimat pet camera fast and fast. And those training T r E a.

[Phil Robertson]

T s faster than you can say sit.

[Si Robertson]

Fast.

[Willie Robertson]

Fast.

[Phil Robertson]

Free delivery.

[Jase Robertson]

It's on Prime.

[Willie Robertson]

The McDonald's snack wrap is back. You brought it back.

[Martin]

Ranch snack wrap. Spicy snack wrap. You broke the Internet for a snack? Snack wrap is back.

[Willie Robertson]

Ba da ba ba ba. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. Today I'm going to show you boys. We got a guest coming here in a little bit and I'm going to see if y' all ever. Galvin. Do you know who fishing with the boys 84 is?

[Gavin]

No, I fish with some boys yesterday.

[Si Robertson]

184, though.

[Willie Robertson]

Any of them have 94 of them. Any of them have big enough for that? Yeah, that. None of them had that kind of hair, huh?

[Gavin]

No, that's a Mac. Oh, and ask.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Well, they're fro.

[Willie Robertson]

It's funny you say that about Mac because his nephew Johnny D, reached out to this kid and invited him to come fishing.

[Jase Robertson]

What's up, boys? Just caught this fish at my local pond and I'm low key. So proud of myself. It's the biggest fish I've ever caught.

[Willie Robertson]

Ain't that wild? It got 920,000 likes for doing that.

[Gavin]

I need to do that.

[Willie Robertson]

161,000 shares, and then I'm fishing.

[Gavin]

To go catch a fish and do.

[Willie Robertson]

That.

[Gavin]

I got to be low key.

[Willie Robertson]

You may struggle with the hair part, though. I think the hair is part of what gives Juicy. That's his name, by the way.

[Juicy]

Well, that was.

[Gavin]

I'm on the start over plan.

[Si Robertson]

So he's starting over.

[Gavin]

Starting over. See?

[Willie Robertson]

But if you wiggle your eyes, your head doesn't move like.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. His whole. His whole. It looked like a wig. I.

[Gavin]

Give me a week.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. The.

[Si Robertson]

He does his eyebrows and the whole hair thing, just.

[Willie Robertson]

No, but that kid said Johnny D. This is where this came from. And I don't know if we told this when Juicy was here, but this all came about. Johnny D went to Willie's pond.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And finally caught a fish. And he sent me, like, the weirdest picture ever. But Johnny D sent me a selfie with a bass because he had been like, three weeks without catching a fish. And he was low key, so proud of himself. And on that afternoon when he sent me that, somebody sent me the Juicy video. I'd never seen it before. So that I turned around and forwarded it to John David and I said, here's who you are right now. And then Johnny D was like, oh, this kid's hilarious. So he went on a deep dive and sent the kid a message on Instagram. His mom runs all of his messages, runs all the Instagram. He just makes little videos and she posts and he has no control over any of that stuff. They live in South Carolina, but he was born in Kansas. So this is a weird. We spent an afternoon fishing with him over at Willie's pod and not catching nothing because Johnny D invited him to.

[Si Robertson]

Come and they should have filmed that.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, we did.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, was it? Yeah. 10 years old, fixed to become a.

[Willie Robertson]

Star, thrust into the spotlight over a video with a hand sized cheeky pin. Ain't that crazy?

[Gavin]

Yeah, but them things eat good.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. The menu is. Yeah. Going up.

[Gavin]

That ain't just any.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Because them suckers pull.

[Gavin]

Yeah. Them old bass, you throw them on the bank. Coons walk around them, they won't even know.

[Willie Robertson]

But that's who's joining us here in a little bit. We sat down with Juicy, had a. Had a little fun conversation with a 10 year old that just suddenly found himself. I mean, I guess you call it famous. I don't know. Viral, I guess would be the correct term probably. But yeah, man, it's been a life changing experience for old Juice. So. But yeah, originally from Kansas, then to Minnesota, then they ended up in South Carolina. They couldn't take the. Couldn't take the heat no more or the cold no more. So they moved down to the heat and they said, we don't know if this is much better.

[Gavin]

Yeah. Yeah. People. I took fishing Tuesday, last Tuesday. They was from Oregon.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, did they go on that trail?

[Gavin]

I think so. I asked them. Their ancestors go on. And they said, now, we came from Germany.

[Willie Robertson]

They just flew over.

[Gavin]

Anyway, I asked him, I said it was 96 and it was just wind wouldn't blow and it was just beating on us. I said, how cold is it where you're from? She looked up the time, she said, 59. I said, bragger.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Unbelievable. In July.

[Gavin]

That's.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. It's not a good time to be outside down here right now. But Gavin, I know Wayne had you on in a minute. Do you have any updates on you on your daughter and your potential granddaughters and all the things? What's going on there, man?

[Gavin]

You know, he's wanting a wall. We got the wall. Yeah, Walls. And they're there in two rooms and they had genetic testing, all that come back good. And then they said, do you want to know what they are? We can tell you what they are. Yeah, they're girls.

[Willie Robertson]

Twin girls.

[Gavin]

Gonna be expensive.

[Willie Robertson]

You better start having more fishing trips.

[Gavin]

I better.

[Si Robertson]

More trips or more Jackson flash?

[Gavin]

Paula's more excited than she is. There's a wardrobe of baby clothes at the house. Right. That last night we had her all his brother and her sister in law over. And she goes, oh, let me show you what I got for the babies. They're the babies right now. And so she went in there in the closet, she come out with a big old box, and they was ooh and ah. No, I was just looking at Jackie thinking, what in the world?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it's already started.

[Gavin]

He said, oh, it gets worse.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it's going to definitely get worse.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I would say I'd love to hand you down some stuff, but we got absolutely nothing for little girls.

[Juicy]

Well, the good news is I got plenty.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, there you go.

[Si Robertson]

There you go, right there.

[Juicy]

What's your son in law's name?

[Si Robertson]

Cecilio Priscillio.

[Gavin]

Tongue twister.

[Juicy]

Yeah, he got them low brass number nines like that, like I do.

[Si Robertson]

Look all right. We gotta have the girls, son. Hey, good, great.

[Juicy]

Oh, yeah, you gotta have them. That's old pr. He used to mess with me all the time about having.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, tell me you shooting. You shooting low brass.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, that was a funny deal till it wasn't for him.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

That was a funny deal till the cows come home.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, that's like me. I got eight grandsons and I'm, you know, God knows what he's doing. Because if he gave me a granddaughter, he wouldn't be worth a plug nickel.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. She wouldn't be spoiled.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, she'd get all the money and the boys. Hey, you just gonna have to work for it, son.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, y' all gonna have to deal with the.

[Si Robertson]

Deal with the problem.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man. But Cecilio got hair like Juicy.

[Juicy]

They done.

[Willie Robertson]

He got that. He got that big perm look about it.

[Juicy]

I would say his look, the way that boy looks is what. People saw that and say, wait a minute, let me watch it. Yeah, he used the same recipe Phil did.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, just have a look about you.

[Juicy]

Yeah, yeah, you gotta have a look.

[Gavin]

I'd say it.

[Willie Robertson]

So we're. We're plugging right along, huh? What's the. When are they saying they'll be here roughly?

[Gavin]

Well, they say, and probably she won't go but 35, 36 weeks. So it'll Be first of the year.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, they told Brittany the same thing. She made it 37, so I'm rooting for Johanna. Keep them in there as long as they'll stay in there.

[Gavin]

That's what they say, but, you know, she's kind of high risk.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Well, that's awesome.

[Si Robertson]

That's why I say a prayer for every night.

[Gavin]

Yeah, well, thank you, sir.

[Si Robertson]

I do. I sure do.

[Willie Robertson]

So we got the answered prayers of the wall there in separate rooms.

[Si Robertson]

Yep.

[Willie Robertson]

And everything's plugging right along.

[Gavin]

Everything there ahead of schedule, growth wise. She wanted me to take her to the doc since I'm not employed every day now.

[Willie Robertson]

You got a little free time?

[Si Robertson]

Got free time.

[Gavin]

I went to the doctor appointment, and she said, oh, everything's new. Ultrasound. You want to come in here? I said, I don't know.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't know, do I?

[Gavin]

I want you to come in. I went in there and. Man, they drilling that transducer over or whatever. That transducer, whatever it is, what it looks like.

[Si Robertson]

It looks like.

[Gavin]

It looks like a damp finder.

[Willie Robertson]

Sonar. They just look it around.

[Si Robertson]

How deep is the water here?

[Gavin]

Look, one of them babies stuck her foot up there and pushed it up against there. But they still ain't about that long. But they look like people.

[Juicy]

Well, they are.

[Willie Robertson]

That long.

[Juicy]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no, I never knew how.

[Gavin]

I mean, I got armed. They got. You can see their face.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

And they got arms and legs, and they got everything.

[Juicy]

Oh, up to them baby. Transducers don't come a long way.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't see how you can make a passport photo or something.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, ye. The first time Christine had a. Had a plate of food on her belly, Tracy kicked it off and I said, you can see the foot. I said, that's bound to hurt. And she said, yeah, it hurts.

[Willie Robertson]

Head hurt. Yeah, that's the way Whelan was. Jackson kind of still like he is now. A little chill. But Wayland in there, he. He let you know where he was at all times. You just. You could, like, watch his toes go across. I was like, man, this is wild, man.

[Juicy]

How different they are, you know? Baby Sage was the same way. She was always punching and kicking.

[Willie Robertson]

And look at her now.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, she's still punching now. She's joking and loves to do it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You gonna tap out there, young man, or you want me to put you to sleep?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Juicy]

She says, tap out or pass out.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, tap out or pass out.

[Gavin]

That's your choice.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Martin]

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[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it was wild.

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[Juicy]

Well, I got in trouble the other day. Oh, I know. I got a phone call from the wife.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I saw this on your social media, I think. Yeah.

[Juicy]

So I'm. I'm training and I. My phone ain't working. So she tried to call me. She tried to call Bone breaker. He wasn't. His phone was on silent. And she called Jay so he wouldn't answer.

[Si Robertson]

He won't answer.

[Juicy]

Probably sleeping. Calling Cody Bar. Anybody she knew, she tried to call. Nobody answered. She had a treble hook buried in her finger. I say buried it, then went all the way through and the point was sticking out the other side. I finally got a hold of Her. And she. She said, some idiot put a bait and put a. Put a crankbait in the kitchen drawer.

[Willie Robertson]

And I know that is an odd place to put one.

[Juicy]

Yeah, that is a. Odd place to put one.

[Willie Robertson]

How does a crankbait end up there?

[Juicy]

Yeah, I don't know. But anyway, she reached in there to grab a screw, a screwdriver or something, and pulled her finger out, and that's when it went.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, she must have really been in a hurry to get it.

[Juicy]

Well, that's what.

[Willie Robertson]

To get it that deep in there.

[Juicy]

I was. That's what I was thinking. I just didn't say it.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Juicy]

You know, I'm like, well, how did you do that? That's what I was thinking. But. But anyways, I go home and she got that thing buried. So put a piece of ice on her finger, kind of numb a little bit. And I said, all right, this is. This bar is fixing to come out. I said, I'm coming all the way through. Then we're going to cut the hook and pull it out by the bar. And she said, do what you got to do. And so I couldn't.

[Si Robertson]

My thought at that time would be, okay, yeah, how big was the female? He's got some Apache blood in her. Go ahead and cut it. It don't make any difference.

[Juicy]

So I put my thumb on the back of that. That curve in that hook, and I went to push it. It wasn't moving. And she'd never changed facial expression. She never made a sound. One. No. Ow, that hurts. What? None of that.

[Si Robertson]

Well, hey.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I suspect compared to three childbirths, it probably ain't really.

[Juicy]

That's funny, because all three childbirths, there was never a sound.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that baby cry.

[Gavin]

I wouldn't expect that from Anna to make a sound.

[Juicy]

No, she never made. She just grinded her teeth. I remember that. But anyways, I had to take a pair of pliers and grab that hook and just pry on it. And when that. When that bar finally popped through that skin, it sounded like a.22 went off. It was a pop. I looked at her. She just look stone face. Never flinched, never did nothing, thinking what.

[Gavin]

She'S gonna do to you once you got.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I've done that.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you love me. You let me get undone here. And I'm about to let him go to sleep.

[Si Robertson]

I reached in there to get it and he flopped and just. Hey, all the way through right there.

[Juicy]

And.

[Si Robertson]

Yo, I can't remember the guy that took me fishing. I said, hey, come here. And he said, what you want Me to do. I said, hey, push it through and pull it out. He said, what? So he was doing it real. I said, hey, push the stupid hook out. So he pushed it out. And I bled like a stuck pig for about 30 minutes. I had to wrap junk around it.

[Willie Robertson]

If it ain't already out. It's way easier to come out the other way.

[Juicy]

Oh, way easier.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Juicy]

They got tricks you can do. Brady know, but that's. If you can get. Push it through, that's way better. So I. I cut the hook, pulled it out by the bar, and I said, you owe me a treble hook.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I didn't the hook. I had no plan. I just told him, hey, back it out.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man. I keep like three pairs of side back it out for that reason. Like I keep them hooking. The hand is a good one.

[Si Robertson]

All the worst one is Phil done it to one of his buddies in high school.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, he threw.

[Si Robertson]

You know, was going. Throwing up and it was treble hook. And it hooked right here all the way through. He'll say, hey, ain't but one thing to do. And he popped his pocket knife out and said, make a mountain top on it. Cut it off. Yeah.

[Juicy]

And that's what. And that's what I told. And I said, you know what your grandpa would do? Make the mountain. Cut off the top.

[Si Robertson]

Got the top. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And then stitch it back together.

[Gavin]

There was no making no mountain with that.

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[Juicy]

You know, sometimes you can't make a mountain. I'm just glad that wasn't a rusty hook.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. At least. Well, yeah. Rusty one. Wouldn't have gone that far, though. That was a new one.

[Juicy]

Brand new.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that one's still.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, they. They're. They're sharp.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Hook stories, man. Those are. Have you had to pull one out anybody yet? Now that you started your new deal?

[Gavin]

Not.

[Willie Robertson]

Not out out.

[Gavin]

Well, not. Not a guided trip.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was wondering. I didn't know you get.

[Gavin]

I got all the accessories.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Side cutters and braided.

[Gavin]

Oh, I got a first aid. I'm bona fide.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey. Bonafide.

[Si Robertson]

Nylon line around it and just pop it out and it won't damage it.

[Willie Robertson]

You can. There's certain scenarios where. Not that one. Where it's already through. You can't do that. No, that's a. No, that's a. You got to run that one all the way through and.

[Si Robertson]

Wow.

[Willie Robertson]

And start over and. Yeah, that's.

[Gavin]

I can say Nan. I remember one time we still down at fields and we Was packing an order, and Nan looked at me. She said, I got to go bathroom. And she walked out, and I didn't see her for three days.

[Willie Robertson]

What happened?

[Gavin]

I don't know. I asked her why next time I.

[Si Robertson]

Seen her, I said, oh, no.

[Gavin]

I said. She goes, do you make it?

[Si Robertson]

Or.

[Gavin]

I said, you said you'd go in the bathroom and I didn't see you for three days.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, well, communication.

[Gavin]

No facial expression.

[Juicy]

No, no, no. Communication isn't her best suit.

[Gavin]

None of them.

[Willie Robertson]

I made them.

[Juicy]

That's a Robertson trait.

[Willie Robertson]

I made the mistake of sending her a picture of a snake one time.

[Gavin]

Oh, don't do that.

[Willie Robertson]

She left the office for the rest of the day that day. And I keep thinking she gonna put something in one of these peanut butter pies she makes me to kill me just for that.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I ain't saying she remembers.

[Gavin]

She'll give you a colon cleanser. You better watch.

[Willie Robertson]

End up some kind of peanut butter laxative.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Or something. And she'd just be laughing the whole time.

[Juicy]

Oh, no, you don't mess around with him. She got that from Psy. I guess she hates them.

[Gavin]

Oh, she does.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, hey, that's good.

[Gavin]

When we go riding when she's little, we'd go out to Russell, say, driving them four wheelers, and she's getting them mud holes and them. All them water snakes in there. She'd stand up on the seat, gone. He didn't like it.

[Willie Robertson]

Didn't like it. Not enough.

[Gavin]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, there's worse than a snake, all.

[Willie Robertson]

They ain't that bad when they're dead. Oh, come on now. They all.

[Si Robertson]

God, I compare them. They're. They're a product of the devil.

[Willie Robertson]

How'd they make it? How'd they make it on that boat, then?

[Si Robertson]

Well, I'm just. Well, hey, that's right.

[Gavin]

That's what Noah. You know what Noah said to his two sons when they was fishing over the side of the ark? Remember, boys, we only got two worms. That's a Jeff Smith joke he told me.

[Si Robertson]

That's pretty funny.

[Juicy]

Got two words.

[Gavin]

Only got two words.

[Willie Robertson]

Ain't got but two. Make them count.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Golly. Oh, man. Oh, well, boys, it's been fun. Look, we're going to take a break, and we're going to come back with Big Juicy, Juicy Joe, fishing with the boys. 84 will be in here. Yeah. I hope you guys enjoy it. So we'll check back in at the end of it.

[Jase Robertson]

Mom and dad. I'm growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy Me, this year will be very small very soon. But at least your wallet doesn't have.

[Phil Robertson]

To be my fashion victim.

[Jase Robertson]

With low prices for school at Amazon, hope that helps Amazon spend less. Smile more.

[Willie Robertson]

Just for curiosity, do you call it an afro or is it just your hair?

[Jase Robertson]

They call it an afro. I just call it my hair.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, but you can make it bounce, right? Look at it. Look at that head. Look.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. He needs to blow that joker out.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, have you ever straightened it?

[Jase Robertson]

Ah, headphones seem more professional.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, well, you can put them on. I just didn't want you to mess up your head.

[Si Robertson]

Get into professional mode here, boys.

[Willie Robertson]

So we have a special guest in studio with us today. If you are from the Instagram world, there's a chance you've seen this kid.

[Martin]

If you're from the Instagram world and you haven't seen this kid, you've been living under a rock.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I need to know what algorithm yours is because mine and yours ain't the same.

[Martin]

But we got but size. Not on the Instagram world.

[Willie Robertson]

No, but sigh. Yeah, that's. Yeah. Yeah, he's.

[Martin]

You've been missing out, S. You've been.

[Willie Robertson]

Missing outside because I ain't missed out.

[Martin]

Well, you wouldn't have known about Juicy had we not brought him.

[Si Robertson]

I ain't missing out because he's here. Yeah, I got him live.

[Willie Robertson]

We bring. We do try to bring the important ones in, but we do have a special guest fishing with the boys 84 juicy.

[Si Robertson]

Hello in the house.

[Willie Robertson]

Look at this kid, y'. All. Look. If you're watching on YouTube, look at my man Juicy.

[Martin]

He is here, S. I'm going to show you why he went insanely viral is the only way to describe it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we might as well start there.

[Martin]

Let's just start.

[Willie Robertson]

Start with the video that kind of broke the Internet for a hot minute.

[Jase Robertson]

What's up, boys? Just caught this fish at my local pond and I'm low key, so proud of myself. It's the biggest fish I've ever caught.

[Willie Robertson]

And that did it.

[Si Robertson]

And I made him go wild.

[Willie Robertson]

That man became. And this man right here became an Internet sensation because he called a night a red eared sunfish. We call him a chinky pin. I don't know what y' all call them out here in South Carolina, he.

[Martin]

Calls it the biggest fish he's ever caught.

[Willie Robertson]

Now the biggest fish. Well, he caught one big. Yeah, at that point. I know you've caught bigger fish since.

[Martin]

As of when was this?

[Willie Robertson]

7.

[Martin]

May 16th.

[Willie Robertson]

May 16th till now. Now lie whatever we're at 21st. Yeah. Did you ever think catching a hand sized red eared sunfish would make you an overnight Internet sensation, Juicy?

[Si Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

No, not really.

[Willie Robertson]

Really.

[Martin]

That wasn't the plan going out that day.

[Jase Robertson]

I just wanted to catch fish.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, there you go.

[Willie Robertson]

I love it, man. So what was. All right, so now that we know that wasn't the plan, how old are you, Juice?

[Jase Robertson]

10. Turning 11 in August.

[Willie Robertson]

August what?

[Jase Robertson]

18Th.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, August, boys. There we go.

[Si Robertson]

That's close to my daughter's birthday.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you'll be 11 and I'll be 40.

[Martin]

Yeah, you're 10 and 11 12th right now.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he's fixed to hit the big 44. Oh, boy.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we a long ways from each other. But you know the thing that I.

[Si Robertson]

Think was that an alligator, he had his hand holding his mouth open.

[Martin]

That's a shark. I'm. I'm thumbing through your Instagram right now.

[Willie Robertson]

For his greatest hit for this.

[Martin]

Great. I mean, there's some magic here.

[Willie Robertson]

The.

[Martin]

And he's up to 70,000 followers.

[Willie Robertson]

70,000. I mean, that's wild, right? Like, overnight you became a face, maybe not a name. Because we're in a world where, like, people don't really know your name. They know you as fishing with the boys there. You're way more likely to hear fishing with the boys than Juicy, I'm sure. But you became an overnight face of a sensation at 10 years old. How is that? How, how. How are we feeling about that? You can be honest. Like, this is. This is a safe spot. So if you're mad at people, that's fine. Let it air. Yeah, we're fine.

[Jase Robertson]

It's fun. And a lot of people don't notice me, which is also fun.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Because I don't like getting noticed.

[Martin]

You don't like getting noticed, my man. You might want to think about a haircut then.

[Willie Robertson]

You may want. You may want to change your look. You may ought to get a wig built like that.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

That way we know it's yours. And then cut it all off. And then when go do things, you just pop the wheel.

[Martin]

It's hard for you to go incognito.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, you need to blow it out. Go full bore.

[Martin]

I'm for it. That's the best.

[Si Robertson]

Give them both barrels of Juicy, Okay. Don't go halfway around his joints. Hey. Hey. My name is Juicy and I just caught the biggest fish I've ever caught. Now I need to head to Lake Powell in Arizona. There you can catch one of them that weigh five pounds.

[Willie Robertson]

He's Right. He is right. He is right. That's where the biggest red ears in the world live. But what I find amazing is there are people that have spent their whole life fishing trying to make it and they, they post pictures of themselves with big giant dummy bass and arcs and you name it, like they're doing all the cool things. But you know, a hand sized red ear did it for old Juicy. You cheated the system with one. But you know why that works? Because that was the most authentic video I've ever seen come out of a 10 year old. Because you were thrilled. And in a world where you can be anything Juicy, authenticity rules, man. Be who the heck you are. And I love it. Man. Look at this kid. He is. Look, we went fishing yesterday.

[Martin]

We did take him fishing side. We got stories.

[Willie Robertson]

We took him fishing at Willie's pond.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, okay. Y' all took him down and got some of them big old briom.

[Willie Robertson]

No, we didn't.

[Si Robertson]

He wanted.

[Willie Robertson]

He wanted to catch a bass. He wanted to catch a big bass. Biggest bass he's ever caught was a pound. So we were trying to get him on big boy. Trying to get him a personal best.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And we were really close.

[Martin]

Let's not. I mean, why. We got a.

[Willie Robertson]

But what happened?

[Jase Robertson]

Johnny D tied my fishing knot. I hooked on.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I already see the results of this.

[Jase Robertson]

I hooked on to, I think about a five pound bass.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And then the knot came undone and.

[Si Robertson]

Do I knock him out now or knock him out later?

[Martin]

There's no.

[Si Robertson]

You want me to knock him out?

[Martin]

No, I'm just gonna. I'm wearing whatever you do to me. I was. We were over in the corner. There's some bushes and trees between us. And I hear Martin go, oh, that's a big one. And I'm like, boom, we're about to do this. And then I hear who tied that knot? And I said, oh, no, it was me in my mind. And I walked over there thinking, it's not going to be the knots fault. It's not going to be the knots fault. And then I got there and I said, that is the knots. It was the knots fault.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. We got him right up to the bank.

[Martin]

Man, I do that for a living. So that's good news.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Got him out to the bank.

[Si Robertson]

It happens.

[Willie Robertson]

But you know, he's young, so he's 10.

[Martin]

We got time.

[Willie Robertson]

He doesn't understand. Like, you know, we could have saved it if you just thumb the spool a little bit. He was using a bait caster.

[Si Robertson]

My fault.

[Willie Robertson]

But yeah, I Mean, at the end of the day, it's Johnny D's fault.

[Si Robertson]

He told me a bad knot that's part of fishing. The big one always gets away.

[Willie Robertson]

So you ain't never lost a big one, have you?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Biggest one I ever lost was on Corny Lake.

[Willie Robertson]

What happened?

[Si Robertson]

And I get this, y'. All the lakes down blew out. So the lake dropped about four foot. Well, this is a big cypress lake.

[Willie Robertson]

See, this is how you gotta learn to tell your fishing stories.

[Martin]

You'd end up like this.

[Si Robertson]

The water went down 4 foot. So all the roots that was on top of the water around the cypress tree is now, you know, it's about three foot. So I kept hearing a splash. Sounded like somebody falling in. Splash. I was looking around, couldn't figure out where it was at. Finally, splash. I looked over at. Oh, I see it now. Well, it was Moby Dick was actually okay swimming by, okay, Popping his tail, splashing water up, getting all them bugs that was in them roots. Then he'd come up there and eat. Well, I had a big old splinter bait on a white skirt with a willow leaf. Splinter threw it past the tree, and before I could even click the bail, the line's going. So I clicked the bell and it was just like I stuck it in this table. It just stopped.

[Martin]

That happened.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I'm in a nine foot P roll, okay? So when I set the hook on him and he started swimming, I said, oh, no, I got the monster. I got a big one. So I said, play him. Don't rush, Ty. You're going to have to play this one. Well, he was playing me the whole time because he's swimming in one direction, so I ain't paying attention. It's like 15 minutes, I'm still reeling watching him. And I get him up about far as y' all two swimming on top of the water, okay? And look, I'm looking at that much bass, okay? And I never see the little flipper on the side, okay? So there's another. If that much was out, there was that much more under the water.

[Martin]

Jaws, if you will, also.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, look, he makes a run.

[Willie Robertson]

Flipper.

[Si Robertson]

No. He makes a run and it stops. And I said, no. And, you know, so, hey, I go over there and look, and there's a big log lid on the bottom and about seven foot of water. And there's one limb off that log coming up. Well, that bass had been swimming toward that log the whole time. Well, I looked back to see where I was at. He had done pulled me and that p Roll two miles. Okay. And look, I spent the rest of the afternoon paddling in a big circle on the whole lake. There was not another stick on the bottom of that lake. And I said, you talking about. Sorry. Oh, look, here was Moby Dick. He was probably this long, okay, and weighed at least £20.

[Martin]

It's a world record.

[Si Robertson]

He was a world record.

[Willie Robertson]

Now, Juicy, that's how you tell a fishing story, my friend. Complete with flippers.

[Si Robertson]

Oh yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And limbs. And you can't. My man can't even talk now.

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[Martin]

But you are fishing the Gulf a lot? Or was it the ocean?

[Jase Robertson]

Gulf of America and like the North Atlantic.

[Si Robertson]

What'd you catch in there in the.

[Jase Robertson]

Gulf, I caught, I think a spinner shark, then a black tip shark. And that's all we caught in the Gulf. And then in the North Atlantic we caught two lemons, one black tip and like five barracuda.

[Gavin]

There you go.

[Willie Robertson]

He catching all the fish.

[Si Robertson]

I caught a 25 pound barracuda. Yeah, we actually want to actually water trophy. I got it at the house. But I noticed one thing about everything in the ocean, you know, people like to swim in that thing. Well, how you're in the food chain because everything in that thing got big teeth.

[Martin]

Check.

[Si Robertson]

Check out this picture. This kid swimming in the ocean. No, no, I'm looking at that. He's got him by the nose.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, he's about to snap him. So he. What you don't know about Big Juicy until you get to know him is his dreams were never had anything to do with fishing.

[Martin]

He liked fishing. But his dream. This is my favorite.

[Si Robertson]

His dreams.

[Martin]

His dream right there, baby.

[Willie Robertson]

Look at him. Oh, look at Big dad.

[Si Robertson]

So, so Juicy wants to be a pro quarterback.

[Jase Robertson]

Center.

[Willie Robertson]

Center. He was just snapping the ball.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, he just snapper.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he just center. He don't want to be the.

[Si Robertson]

Look, you can't have a football game without the center.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

Unless they think everybody else is important. Hey, the man's gonna be the. The main star here. He's babe roofing them, baby. Juicy to the field.

[Martin]

Who did this him your mom? This is his Instagram mom.

[Willie Robertson]

You went and grabbed the kid from Bad Santa.

[Si Robertson]

That's good. That's good. I love it.

[Martin]

And he looks just like Ham.

[Willie Robertson]

I thought.

[Martin]

And you used to be a catcher, huh? You're just living the dream.

[Willie Robertson]

I thought I was one of like nine people who's actually seen Bad Santa.

[Martin]

I actually haven't, but that made me giggle. Juicy, what's the coolest thing you've done? So you're on a nine week tear. You're a viral fishing sensation. Bill Dance follows you on Instagram, which is.

[Willie Robertson]

And I'm going to make some people real mad in our comments. But that's tight.

[Martin]

That's so tight. You know who? You know who. Bill Dance doesn't follow me. Yeah, he ain't wasting his time.

[Si Robertson]

You know who's a real big fan of Bill Dance? Me. John Gowen. Me.

[Willie Robertson]

Steve Harvey.

[Si Robertson]

Steve Harvey. Yeah.

[Martin]

You're on that level.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, so what if Bill Dance is following you? Hey, you. You've made it, son.

[Martin]

So what's the coolest thing besides Bill Dance following you? You think if you had to rank them so far you've gotten.

[Willie Robertson]

I think I know what.

[Jase Robertson]

Get in the meat. Post Malone.

[Willie Robertson]

There it is.

[Si Robertson]

Get what?

[Willie Robertson]

There it is. He got to meet Post Malone. You don't know Post Malone? I don't think so.

[Si Robertson]

Are you aware I know is a basketball player.

[Martin]

Carl the Mailman.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Mailman.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Couldn't be more different from Post Malone.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, well, who's Post Malone?

[Willie Robertson]

He's a singer. Right.

[Si Robertson]

Well, he's your. He's your hero. But you might be with Jelly Roll there before you get through here, son.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, hey. Here's my challenge to you. If you want that, start now. Music and training.

[Martin]

Oh, boy. So I didn't start till he was 72.

[Si Robertson]

No, I was 65 when me and my band went out.

[Martin]

He started music at 65.

[Si Robertson]

That's what my name of my band was there. Juicy, Uncle Sigh and the Psychotics.

[Willie Robertson]

Would you go see him?

[Si Robertson]

Cause we was all crazy.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I didn't.

[Si Robertson]

You wouldn't come to see me? Come on, man. Hey, I'm. I'm the next George Jones, son. Boy, what you get with him is transparency.

[Martin]

Juicy, what would your band name be? Are you into music or you just like listening?

[Jase Robertson]

I like listening.

[Martin]

So you're not going to be on stage doing concerts?

[Willie Robertson]

Are we really asking a man named Juicy what his name would be?

[Martin]

No. What his band's name would be?

[Willie Robertson]

Fruit. Look, the boy like Juicy and the Fruit like.

[Si Robertson]

He wants to get into that. He can get into it now and then by the time he's. So you're 10 going on 11, you.

[Willie Robertson]

Need something to drink by the time.

[Martin]

You'Re 20, his handler.

[Willie Robertson]

His handler just brought him in his uncle side tea glass.

[Si Robertson]

By the time you were 20, you'll be a star. Juicy.

[Willie Robertson]

Juicy.

[Si Robertson]

We go out, come up with a stage name.

[Martin]

I think Juicy's going to be a stage.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I think Juicy's pretty much stuck. Did you. So who named you Juicy? Was that. Is that self given?

[Jase Robertson]

I was on my way to my baseball game when I was around 6 and I randomly come up with the name Big Juicy because I'm big and I'm Juicy. And then I think when I was around 10, I took out the Bing because I didn't like it as much.

[Willie Robertson]

You felt like it was redundant.

[Jase Robertson]

And then Juicy just kind of stuck.

[Willie Robertson]

Juicy. Just so you, you know, Some names just fit, right?

[Martin]

Yeah. Hey, and let me tell you something. We've gotten to meet. Juicy's mom is not. She's great camera lady. She don't want to be on camera, I don't think. Yeah, she just calls him Juice.

[Willie Robertson]

Juice.

[Martin]

Hey, Juice, come over. And I'm like, oh, this is just his name.

[Si Robertson]

Was. This was just your friend that name used? Juicy.

[Martin]

No, he named himself Juicy. Name myself the best off.

[Si Robertson]

Well, hey, one question, okay? Because when you say big and Juicy, I think of a steak. Are you tender?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he feels like.

[Si Robertson]

He feels like he. Medium plus.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, if you.

[Si Robertson]

He's got it all.

[Willie Robertson]

If you go right there. He's. He's medium rare to medium somewhere, right? Look, he's fine. Big Juicy.

[Martin]

So what's next, Juicy?

[Si Robertson]

What's.

[Martin]

What's the big plan besides, you know, sixth grade mom, what's the next plan? No, I'm saying, like, what's your plan? What's your goal? I mean, you've blown up. Are you. Are you gonna keep fishing Instagram? Are you gonna go on tour?

[Jase Robertson]

Probably gonna keep fishing Instagram. And hopefully meet NFL players.

[Martin]

Okay, so we're trying to meet a few NFL players.

[Willie Robertson]

Who's the one you. Is there one you want to meet? Who's your favorite NFL player?

[Jase Robertson]

Caleb Williams.

[Willie Robertson]

Caleb Williams. He plays for the Bears.

[Martin]

He's a Bears. Hold on, everybody. Time out. Do that one more time, please.

[Jase Robertson]

The Bears.

[Martin]

Bears.

[Willie Robertson]

So that's the. That Caleb Williams, that's the USC guy, right?

[Martin]

I prefer the Oklahoma version of him.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, Oklahoma, usa.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know. Oklahoma's leading receiver, Kelsey Kelsey. That Is.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that's Kansas City.

[Si Robertson]

Well, okay.

[Willie Robertson]

You made Taylor Swift's boyfriend him. Yeah, he's way more known for that than ever.

[Si Robertson]

What about the brother? Because he played center.

[Willie Robertson]

Jason, Jason, Jason.

[Jase Robertson]

Jason Kelsey is who I really want to meet.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah, that'd be a good one.

[Si Robertson]

He's a cool dude.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, look right there in that camera.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

He's telling me, you want to meet him.

[Jase Robertson]

I want to meet you.

[Willie Robertson]

Who?

[Martin]

You gotta say.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, try it again. We're gonna do a cleaner version because we'll pull this and tag him on Instagram. He may. He may say it, he may not. But you know what?

[Jase Robertson]

I want to meet you, Jason Kelsey.

[Si Robertson]

There you go, baby.

[Martin]

Uncle size says so.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Jason, if you want to go fishing.

[Si Robertson]

With the boys, Juicy's ready.

[Willie Robertson]

It's just getting to know him. I think his wife's actually way cooler than he is, but.

[Martin]

Juicy, you're married?

[Willie Robertson]

No. Jason Kelsey's wife.

[Martin]

I'm sorry.

[Willie Robertson]

Her podcast is killing it too.

[Si Robertson]

I ain't saying her.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, she just talks about all the stuff you. You think? Like being NFL pro's wife.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, what she has to put up with.

[Willie Robertson]

Had to. Yeah, he retired now. What's he do now? What's Jason do? He's just a commentator, basically.

[Martin]

He just talks a lot. He does what we do. Yeah, just runs his mouth and let's see if people listen.

[Willie Robertson]

I guarantee he makes fun of his brother.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, for sure.

[Martin]

A couple girls been sliding into the messages. We had to block them. Huh.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, wait, you got your girlfriend.

[Martin]

Yeah, mom shut it down.

[Si Robertson]

You ain't got time for that.

[Jase Robertson]

According to my mom, I'm not allowed to have one until high school.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, what's that? Instagram or girlfriend?

[Jase Robertson]

Girlfriend.

[Martin]

Mom's working it over.

[Willie Robertson]

So does your mom control your Instagram, though? Like, she looks at everything on it. You just do the content for it. Mom posts.

[Jase Robertson]

I do the content. My mom makes everything else.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, Good work, Mom. Yeah, he don't need to see that. He don't need this. And brother. Brother's like, what about me?

[Martin]

Yeah, because brother had to drive here while Juicy flying. Brother getting the shaft, man. You're a good brother.

[Willie Robertson]

So where does hunting rate on your scale?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I want to try and push the channel to just being outside because I've never got to go hunting, but I've always wanted to go hunting.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

And I got my first duck call today.

[Willie Robertson]

Did you? Which one? Did you get that green one?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Is it in your pocket?

[Willie Robertson]

Uh. Oh. Let's hear what you got. Then. Well, let's. We don't do this often. This one's known for a little bit. Let me see that thing real quick. Hey, you can follow instructions put together, correct? It is put together. Step one. All right, now let's hear it. What you got?

[Jase Robertson]

I'm not good at it, but I could kind of do it.

[Si Robertson]

There you go.

[Willie Robertson]

That is a start. You sound just like. You sound just like sigh. That's good.

[Si Robertson]

Well, he's using one. Is that my duck off?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it is.

[Si Robertson]

Well, there you go.

[Martin]

What else could you ask for?

[Si Robertson]

What else can I do? Boys?

[Martin]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

Cmno.com what we learned from the fame and all that and I want to, I want to encourage you from this is man, there's a lot of people out there in this world that are going to look to do bad on you. Don't let them, big dog.

[Martin]

Ignore.

[Willie Robertson]

Ignore them. Keep that.

[Si Robertson]

You can't please them all.

[Willie Robertson]

You ain't gonna please them all. So don't even try.

[Martin]

There's people that listen to this podcast that don't like Uncle Sa. What a weirdo.

[Willie Robertson]

They either don't believe, they either don't like psy or they really like commenting. I don't know which one of those that it's a weird.

[Martin]

I'm like, hey, if you don't like me, I get it. But if you don't like side, just change the channel.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it ain't no big deal. You know what you signed up for when you clicked on here? Like the. But no, man, you're gonna have a lot of weird opportunities and offers come at you man, and just do it. Do them, have fun with them. But at the end of the day, look for the red flags, man, because there's going to be some of them that don't have your best interest at heart. It's only their best interest and they'll try to use you and all these things and you just, man, you just keep being you big Dog, keep being.

[Si Robertson]

There's two people you need to worry about pleasing.

[Willie Robertson]

There we go.

[Si Robertson]

Almighty. And then when you look in the mirror, if you look in the mirror and say, you know what? I like that old boy, Juicy. All right.

[Willie Robertson]

When you look in that mirror and you flex them eyebrows and that whole hair moves like that. Look at that.

[Martin]

And if you ever start wearing a different pair of shoes than the ones you got on right now, Juicy, you know yourself.

[Si Robertson]

Be true, Juicy.

[Willie Robertson]

That's exactly right.

[Si Robertson]

That's who you need to be.

[Martin]

So have you seen his shoes? Have you seen his shoes? A man that walks in in shoes.

[Willie Robertson]

Like this, he's got a couple of bass on his feet.

[Martin]

He don't need to be told, put your feet up so. So I can see them.

[Willie Robertson]

Or just pop your shoe off. Whichever one. He's short. It may be hard to get.

[Martin]

He got bass sandals.

[Si Robertson]

I like, I like. I love it. Oh, boy, that's good.

[Martin]

He walked in the honey hole this morning with bass samples on. I said, I don't sell those, but I might should.

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you. You're shoe. You and your shoes are like me and my socks.

[Martin]

What are we wearing today, by the way?

[Si Robertson]

These are Elvis socks.

[Martin]

Elvis?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Elvis Presley.

[Si Robertson]

Ever Spratley. It's a picture on the other one on the back. No, no. Have y' all seen the latest commercial?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I don't know, but apparently you have, and I can't wait to hear it.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know. This is about the women.

[Martin]

Oh, no. He's 10.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, look that out before you. They are taking one of these.

[Willie Robertson]

A Sharpie.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. That is purple.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Martin]

And painting their face, lips.

[Si Robertson]

It's lip gloss.

[Martin]

You just found out about lip gloss?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it's a big deal now. All the women are into lip gloss out of a pen. All different colors. Red, orange.

[Martin]

Did you just watch the movie Clueless for the first time?

[Si Robertson]

Huh? No, this was on. It wasn't on pbs. It was just on tv.

[Martin]

Sorry, I don't think that that's been a new thing.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter, it has been a news thing.

[Martin]

No.

[Si Robertson]

Yes, it has. It was. I watched it the other day, you big dummy sister. I watched it the other day on the news.

[Martin]

I'm telling you, I just found out about lip gloss.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I'm saying he's not on Instagram.

[Martin]

Juicy.

[Si Robertson]

I ain't talking about from. You buy from the store. Like, you know, out from a. What? A woman's store?

[Martin]

From limited to.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, I'm talking. You buy this just off the counter. Give me one Purple, red, orange, whatever color you want.

[Martin]

Where did they used to buy lip gloss from?

[Si Robertson]

In the woman's department? Well, no, no. Here's another news flash that was on the news.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay? Let's see where this one goes. If we can use this one.

[Si Robertson]

And look, all using that last one, all the scientists are really worried about it, because, hey, dating ain't what it used to be.

[Martin]

You actually need to listen in on this, Juicy.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, no, I'm serious. Dating ain't what it used to be. Okay?

[Martin]

Not like it used to be. Juice, what is it?

[Si Robertson]

Look, the boys used to chase the girls. Now, oh, no, that's over. You know, so they're actually. Hey, we're on the. We have the opportunity to go extinct because, hey, when the boys stop chasing girls, we got some problems. Boys.

[Martin]

Hey, Juicy. Do you watch Fox News a lot?

[Willie Robertson]

I'd probably stay away from it.

[Martin]

Hold on.

[Willie Robertson]

So the human race is in. They're in trouble of going extinct?

[Si Robertson]

Well, I'm telling you, when the boys don't get together with girls, y'. All. Hey, population. Hey, you forget the population explosion.

[Martin]

You can't argue with that logic. When the boys don't get with the girls, the population explosion doesn't happen. That is a soundly scientific argument.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, look.

[Martin]

Yeah. Oh, it is, for sure.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I'm really missing a golden one.

[Si Robertson]

Because they used to have one guy that run the ball. They called him the Juice.

[Martin]

You ever heard of the Juice?

[Willie Robertson]

The Juice is loose. Yeah, you don't want to follow his career path.

[Martin]

You want to go different.

[Willie Robertson]

The good news is that was the glove didn't fit, so they had to equip. He ended up stealing a bunch of his stuff back. It's a. It's a wild thing. Like, when you get old enough, your mom will let you watch it on Netflix. But it's a pretty wild story.

[Si Robertson]

You know, it's back to the. Back to the dating. Okay. Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

If they got lip gloss on, that's new.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, because I've got. I've got eight grandsons, okay? And one of them lives in Texas with my daughter. You know, her child. Her oldest child.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, there's four of them.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I know, but I'm talking about Brady.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, okay.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. Like, he. You know, she's always telling me how you need to go where you meet be some women.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

He always says, oh, my, mom, we don't do that. We don't do that anymore.

[Willie Robertson]

What do they do?

[Si Robertson]

Hey, that's what I asked him. Y' all know Hey, y'. All. And he didn't really have an answer for me, so this thing. This thing about boys not chasing girl is serious, okay?

[Willie Robertson]

There's nothing wrong with being chased yourself.

[Martin]

Every now and then. Oh, here we go. Just saying.

[Willie Robertson]

Hunter, were you chased? No.

[Martin]

But he'd like to be.

[Si Robertson]

Well, hey, did you chase?

[Willie Robertson]

Have you ever been chased? He went on a serial dating spree. Are you kidding me?

[Si Robertson]

Like Juice said, hey, look here, buddy, you're at the best days in the world, okay?

[Martin]

10.

[Si Robertson]

No, serious.

[Willie Robertson]

Pretty good one.

[Si Robertson]

For the Next, what, year? 10. For the next six years, you're going to be with all your friends, male and female, and y' all gonna have a blast. And what I'll challenge you to do is, hey, take care of each other while you're having the blast of your life. Don't get into alcohol, don't get into drugs, all that junk, because that's a bunch of crap.

[Willie Robertson]

Anyway, finally, some sound advice. I've been waiting. I've been waiting on it from him this whole time, but we took a little roundabout way to get there.

[Si Robertson]

What we do, well, we had to have a little fun mixed in here, boys.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I know.

[Martin]

With the lip gloss.

[Si Robertson]

With lip gloss, right?

[Willie Robertson]

You see? Do you. I know y'. All. Y' all attend church regularly and are believers. Do you have, like a Bible verse you put on the inside of your helmet or on your glove or anything like that you keep with you? You got. You got a special one, because I know some kids do. I mean, you wearing.

[Gavin]

You're wearing.

[Willie Robertson]

What's that on your wrist?

[Si Robertson]

You got all kind of religious stuff on your arms.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, Read that to John David.

[Martin]

I know what that one is. The other side of it says Honey Hole Tackle Shop on it.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, okay.

[Martin]

He said. What's that verse? That's a verse about Jesus eating fish. I got one for Juicy, though. Hey, I got one dialed up.

[Si Robertson]

Well, dial it up there.

[Willie Robertson]

Go ahead.

[Martin]

Not that Jesus. Jesus did eat fish, so be like Jesus. But there's a verse, I think, that describes what Martin was saying earlier. Be yourself no matter what. And that's why you've blown up, because you were just out there being yourself. Psalm 139, 14. I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Your works are wonderful, wonderful. I know that full well, kid. You're going places. It's been a fun couple days hanging out with you.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, absolutely. And we're all made in God's image.

[Martin]

Thank goodness for uncle side. Really just blowing your mind just now because that was a while. And we're sorry, Mom.

[Si Robertson]

Appreciate you being on the podcast ever, man. We've enjoyed you.

[Willie Robertson]

But we'll see y' all next time right here in the duck call room. Officially, the juice is loose.

[Martin]

The juice is loose.

[Si Robertson]

Juice is loose, baby.

[Willie Robertson]

You can go now.

[Jase Robertson]

I just watched this episode earlier. Sai was on the radio and he goes psy out. And he rings the bell. Juicy out.

[Martin]

Yes.

[Si Robertson]

Sam.