Uncle Si Opens the DMs With the Boys & It Gets Spicy

Summary

Duck Call Room — "Uncle Si Opens the DMs With the Boys & It Gets Spicy"

Podcast: Duck Call Room
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, Corey, Hunter, Phil, and guests
Date: October 23, 2025

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Episode Overview

This lively episode finds the Duck Call Room crew deep in the heart of Duck Commander, swinging open their Instagram DMs and letting fans steer the conversation. What follows is a freewheeling, often hilarious Q&A where no topic is too odd or off-limits: from favorite movies and absurd injuries to body part sacrifices and testicular implants for dogs. True to form, Uncle Si and the gang keep things light-hearted and down-home southern, with plenty of off-the-cuff story swaps, friendly roasts, and a few surprisingly sincere moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter and Hunter’s Shirt (01:06–02:25)

• Hunter’s T-shirt becomes the first topic—a gift from his autistic girlfriend’s friends, reading “I love my hot autistic girlfriend.” The group lobs supportive jokes and explores the autism spectrum briefly.
  • Hunter: “My girlfriend is diagnosed with autism. Yeah, I mean, that's. That's really it.” (01:39)
  • Corey gives a simple definition of autism: “It’s a developmental condition that affects how people communicate, process information, and interact with others.” (02:26)
• The group jokes about Hunter’s popularity and how he’s finally “in the Hunter chair,” with Corey urging fans: “Spam the comments for Hunter needing a raise!” (04:15)

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2. Fan Q&A From Instagram DMs (05:01–38:41)

A. If you could pick a new name, what would it be? (05:51–08:45)

• Corey would be “Jonas Danger”—inspired by a Weezer song.
• Phil jokes, “Show me the money,” or simply “Money.”
• Martin muses about name associations: “What’s the first person you think of with Van Damme? Kevin, the bass fisherman.” (08:07)
• Hunter chooses “Scott,” inspired by Scott Pilgrim, cue much ribbing about picking such a common name.

B. If you had to lose a body part—no pain or consequences—which would it be? (09:09–14:00)

• Toes, an ear, and appendix are suggested.
• Martin references vestigial organs: “Technically the most common thing—appendix…does that count as a body part?” (09:43)
• The conversation devolves (hilariously) into dog testicular implants—“Nudicles”—and their merch. Full comedic treatment is given to the topic, culminating with, “You can get dog testicle earrings!” (15:26) and “Jake Gyllenhaal is a spokesdog for Nudicles.” (13:50)

C. Closest experience that felt like magic (15:42–18:34)

• Corey goes with meeting a magician and his wedding day.
• Hunter recounts being a nervous child on stage at a magician show.
• Phil brings up encounters with the “paranormal,” to knowing laughter, with Si alluding to a possible baby Sasquatch sighting.

D. Most absurd way you’ve gotten hurt (18:34–20:09)

• Martin: “Sleeping! I woke up with a knot under my shoulder.”
• Phil tells a grim scorpion sting story: “Don’t pop the infection pocket on your elbow…you could see the poison running to my chest!” (18:44)
• The guys agree often “sleep injuries” are the most absurd.

E. Backhanded compliments (19:53–24:10)

• Martin recalls, “Martin, are you getting skinny again?” (that also implies he was fat before)—with the group debating if “skinny” ever truly applied.
• Phil shares: “My nephew said, ‘I was shocked because…what you’re saying actually makes sense!’" (23:18)

F. Worst smelling place you’ve ever been (24:34–27:40)

• Phil: “A chicken house.” Martin: “Duck hunting lodge near a feedlot.” Corey: “A plane after my son Carter’s legendary fart.” (25:32)
• Hunter: Cleaning rotten soybeans under a combine.
• Porta-potties and garbage trucks also get honorable mention—all in vivid detail.

G. Random oddities & a visit from "Oscar Meyer Weiner" the dog (27:47–30:39)

• Discussion about reading with your finger derailed by the on-air arrival of a wiener dog, “Oscar Meyer Weiner.”
• Conversations about getting the dog “nudicles,” puppy ear softness, and dog nostalgia.

H. Who would last longest fighting Stone? (30:12–31:42)

• Phil and Corey agree: “Not us. Stone is a monster.” Stories of jiu-jitsu challenges gone awry.

I. Favorite movies (31:44–36:41)

• Si/Phil: “Josie Wales,” “Arrowhead,” “Blues Brothers.”
• Martin: “Shawshank Redemption,” “Green Mile,” “Lion King,” “Christmas Vacation,” “Caddyshack.”
• Corey: “The Truman Show,” “Star Wars” (debates with Hunter about favorites).
• Hunter: “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,” “Everything Everywhere All at Once.”

J. Favorite songs (37:42–40:33)

• Hunter/Scott: “Take on Me” by A-ha.
• Phil: “How Great Thou Art,” “Come Jesus Come” (Cody Johnson).
• Corey touts Christian rap and reggae, “No Big Deal—Revival.”
• Hunter shares he attended a Christian heavy metal concert: “Second band comes on and they’re like, ‘Give it up for Jesus Christ!’” (40:18) (an instant classic moment).

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3. Strange Brains and Impulses (41:43–44:10)

• Hunter, earnestly: “I always want to touch a hot stove, just to see if it’s really hot.” (41:54)
• The crew is baffled—Martin: “I’ve never looked at a stove and thought, man, I wanna touch that.” (43:02)
• Phil: “These days, I want to do things, but my brain says, ‘You can’t, idiot.’” (43:59)

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4. Absurd Things You Believed/Did as a Kid (45:19–49:51)

• Martin: “Peeing on an electric fence. It hurt!“ (45:27)
• Phil: “My uncles tricked me into burying golf balls, told me they'd become hardballs. They lied.”
• Snipe hunting stories and music video mishaps: Hunter recounts accidentally being in a possible Asian mafia-funded Baton Rouge club music video, providing further evidence the gang thinks he needs his own podcast.

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5. Cooking Disasters & Truths You Want Uncovered (51:30–52:56)

• Question: “If you could uncover any truth?”
  • The gang rattles off: “Denver airport, Area 51, Sasquatch.”
  • Corey: “If I could pull back that curtain and find out some things, I would in a heartbeat.” (52:38)
  • Martin: “Which celebrity is perfect, and why is it Nicholas Cage?” (jokingly).

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6. Closing Reflection & Prayer (53:01–54:47)

• On the theme of perfection, Corey: “The answer is simply—give it up for Jesus Christ. The only perfect person.” (53:08)
• Phil closes in prayer, thanking God for “the greatest story ever told,” and the sacrifice of Jesus. (54:02–54:47)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On backhanded compliments:
  “That’s not a compliment. That’s never a compliment…that is always a bad choice.” – Martin (20:13)
• On testicular implants for dogs:
  “There’s a Frisbee. It says nudicles. It’s like nothing ever changed.” – Corey (14:38)
• On music genres:
  “Death metal: ‘Give it up for Jesus Christ!’” – Hunter, with everyone howling (40:21)
• On hot stoves:
  “I always want to touch a stove, just to see if it’s hot.” – Hunter/Scott (41:49)
  “I’ve never looked at a stove and said, man, I wanna touch that.” – Martin (43:02)
• On truth and conspiracy:
  “So many to choose from…Do we want to know what’s under the Denver airport? Area 51? Was the moon landing real? What’s up with Sasquatch?" – Corey (52:04)
• Closing down-to-earth spirituality:
  “Jesus Christ lives a perfect life…I don’t know exactly where that’s found but it’s in there somewhere...that’s your only ticket out of the ground.” – Corey (53:45)

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Timestamps for Select Segments

• Fan Q&A begins: 05:01
• Body parts you’d lose, segue to Nudicles: 09:09–15:00
• Magic Experiences/Paranormal Encounter: 15:42–18:34
• Absurd injuries: 18:34–20:09
• Backhanded compliments: 19:53–24:10
• Worst smells: 24:34–27:40
• Dog named Oscar Meyer Wiener guest stars: 27:47–30:39
• Favorite movies debate: 31:44–36:41
• Christian metal concert story: 39:59–40:54
• Strange impulses (“touching a stove”): 41:43–44:10
• Launching wild “what’s the truth?” segment: 51:30–52:56
• Closing encouragement & prayer: 53:03–54:47

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Overall Tone

• Warm, jokey, southern, and sometimes delightfully absurd. No topic is too sacred, but faith, family, and friendship anchor the atmosphere.

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Perfect for fans of Duck Dynasty looking for laughs, inside jokes, unscripted sincerity, and a taste of the unpredictable camaraderie that made the crew famous.

Transcript

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[Corey]

I'm excited. We got an interesting episode.

[Martin]

All right, Hunter, are you good?

[Corey]

Oh, we can't hear Hunter.

[Hunter]

Check, check.

[Corey]

Oh, now, ladies and gentlemen.

[Martin]

All right. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We cold open that.

[Corey]

We just did. Where Hunter didn't have the.

[Martin]

I think so his own microphone working. Yeah, y' all back. Y' all beg for more. Hunter here he is. Even worse. Nicest T shirt he had today.

[Hunter]

Wild.

[Corey]

That's a wild T shirt.

[Martin]

Can you explain your T shirt to us, please?

[Hunter]

I would love to. My girlfriend is diagnosed with autism. Yeah, I mean, that's. That's really it.

[Phil]

Her.

[Hunter]

Her friends decided to.

[Corey]

You should hit on the pot. That she's heart hot.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

No, yeah. And that you love her.

[Phil]

I got to ask you. Okay, what is autism?

[Martin]

Oh. Oh, wow.

[Phil]

Yeah. We're gonna do this. Let's do it right. What is it?

[Corey]

Are you qualified?

[Hunter]

I don't think so.

[Martin]

Hey, you want to know what?

[Corey]

I'm very qualified.

[Martin]

Here's what it is.

[Corey]

There's a lot going on.

[Hunter]

Oh, was the question just a joke to make fun?

[Phil]

No, it wasn't.

[Martin]

No, no, I took it as that.

[Corey]

Hey, I think you're gonna. We just gotta go with the goo. Did you bring your computer today? What kind of Twilight Zone are we living in?

[Phil]

Well, no, no, because I had to.

[Martin]

Do some work before we get started.

[Corey]

But Autism Spectrum disorder is a developmental condition that affects how people communicate, process information, and interact with others.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

It is estimated to affect around 1 in 100 people worldwide.

[Phil]

Well, see, I always, always, you know, think about when people. People are talking and said, yeah, my son's got a tendency deficit or whatever.

[Martin]

All this junk is adhd.

[Hunter]

That's within the spectrum of autism.

[Phil]

Well, no, see, that's why in, like, when everybody. I said, well, I think I've had.

[Hunter]

All that, but, wow.

[Martin]

It also includes anxiety and depression. GI disorders. Do you have GI problems?

[Hunter]

Honey, I have no idea what that is.

[Corey]

Gastrointestinal.

[Martin]

Oh, do you have stomach problems?

[Phil]

He just said it. I've had it. I've had depression and all that stuff. I've had.

[Corey]

I'm staying out of this one.

[Phil]

Okay.

[Hunter]

But to get back on track.

[Martin]

Yeah. You're a little too close to the fire.

[Phil]

So you love a hot autistic girlfriend.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Yes.

[Corey]

And Hunter is wearing a T shirt that says, I love my hot.

[Phil]

There you go, boy.

[Hunter]

Her friends bought it for me.

[Phil]

Well, that's a good. That's a good deal.

[Hunter]

So I was like, oh, wear it. And then Beth texted me this morning, hey, you're going to be on the podcast today. And I was like, all right, I'll bring you an extra shirt. Just.

[Martin]

I just. So we're just.

[Corey]

If you're going to wear that shirt here.

[Martin]

Just so we're clear, that shirt's way better than a band aid on your neck.

[Phil]

So that's it.

[Martin]

This. If you were wondering which one of those was more professional.

[Hunter]

Thanks.

[Martin]

Oh, Hunter.

[Corey]

It's so good to have Hunter in the actual chair.

[Martin]

Yeah, it is.

[Corey]

We've been asking for a Hunter cam for years.

[Martin]

It's weird, though, because I get to. I get to look this way at him instead of over here. Like a.

[Corey]

Did we get you that raised that one time?

[Martin]

No.

[Corey]

No. Okay. Well, we've tried a lot of things for Hunter, but we at least got him in the chair today.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. Wait. Welcome, Hunter. But no, we're gonna do.

[Corey]

Hunter needs a raise in the comments. Spam it, spam it, spam it.

[Hunter]

Please do it, Corey. And it made me uncomfortable. She's like. Because that episode, all the comments said that, and I was starting to get messages on Instagram from it. And then the next day after that episode aired, Corey was like, the fans love you, Hunter. And I was like, oh, no, you're welcome.

[Corey]

I don't know if you know this. She's kind of in charge.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Corey]

What are we doing?

[Martin]

I don't know. I know we. We asked yesterday for questions on our Instagram and socials. We all shared it. So owner and Beth picked.

[Corey]

We don't.

[Martin]

We don't. We have no idea what they are.

[Corey]

How many are we going to get through?

[Martin]

Probably not very many.

[Corey]

I'm guessing Two over under at six or seven.

[Martin]

I did peak in the first one is actually kind of funny.

[Corey]

So. So is it where to buy your duck stamp?

[Martin]

No. Everybody knows that.

[Phil]

Where?

[Martin]

Duckstamp.com.

[Corey]

That'S where you should buy. You need one.

[Martin]

Yeah. Because it gives you the all new digital stamp that goes right to the wallet on your phone and you've got it. And so you. You shouldn't have to. That is not a question on the list because we have done a great job letting people know that that's good news, Hunter. Oh, yeah.

[Phil]

You're.

[Corey]

You are leading this episode, sir.

[Hunter]

Feels weird.

[Martin]

All right, Hunter.

[Corey]

Hunter's got the question.

[Martin]

All right. Nervous purvis.

[Phil]

Hey, I like it.

[Corey]

That was the original nervous purpose.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's okay. Let's see how bad that Celsius can shakes when you pick it up. What are you trying to do BC Ovon here?

[Hunter]

Okay, first question. So if you had to pick a new name for yourself, what would it be and why?

[Corey]

Oh, it's easy.

[Martin]

What?

[Corey]

Easiest question of all time. Jonas.

[Martin]

Jonas. Okay.

[Hunter]

Do you have two other brothers?

[Corey]

Nope.

[Martin]

I'm just wondering why.

[Corey]

Because that's Weezer song. Every time I walked in somewhere, I would just play. My name is Jonas.

[Hunter]

That's actually one of my favorite albums.

[Corey]

I've thought of that millions of times. Middle name Danger.

[Martin]

Jonas Danger. I have the same initials.

[Corey]

I used to know a guy named Drew. Said he's gonna name his first son Jonas Danger Messick. And I was like, that's genius, Drew.

[Martin]

Okay.

[Corey]

I wonder where he is.

[Martin]

Changing your name. If you could be anybody, what would it be?

[Phil]

Show me the money.

[Corey]

Tom Cruise.

[Martin]

First name.

[Phil]

That's my. I'd be my. That'd be my name. Money.

[Martin]

Money, Money. Money, baby. Because he's Money.

[Hunter]

Your name could be Cassius. First name Cassius. Last name Green.

[Phil]

No.

[Martin]

Okay.

[Phil]

No, I don't think he. Name Money and fabric. What's. What's your name again? Show me the money.

[Martin]

Silas Money Robertson.

[Corey]

I like it.

[Martin]

I just thought he was gonna stick with just Uncle. I'd get rid of the si. No, I just. Just call me Unc.

[Corey]

I wanted to name Carter Cash.

[Phil]

I buy as well.

[Corey]

Yeah, overruled me. But I like Carter, man.

[Martin]

I don't. I mean, Justin Nobody. Well, most people don't even know that. So I would just go by. Yeah, I would just go by my.

[Phil]

Was your last name.

[Martin]

Yeah, I just go by my given name. You know, Justin, that nobody knows.

[Corey]

Name yourself.

[Hunter]

I mean, I'll start calling you Justin if you want.

[Martin]

No, Hunter only Only females do that. That share my last name for the most part. The. I don't know what.

[Corey]

You get a.

[Martin]

What would go great with Mark Van Damme.

[Corey]

Martin Van Dam.

[Martin]

No.

[Phil]

That don't fit.

[Martin]

I mean, I like Kevin, but, like, I don't, you know. Or Jean Claude, either one, but that's. That tells you how redneck you are. What's the first person that comes to your mind when you hear the name Van Damme? Kevin? Bass fisherman.

[Phil]

Bass fisherman.

[Martin]

Rail them in, son. Not that guy from Bloodsport? No, forget him.

[Hunter]

I think the only thing that made sense to me out of that was Van Damme.

[Martin]

Yeah. Jean Claude. You know that one? Yeah. You don't know Kevin Hunter?

[Corey]

What would you change your name to?

[Hunter]

Scott.

[Phil]

God.

[Hunter]

Yep.

[Martin]

Scott Jones.

[Hunter]

I don't know why.

[Martin]

You want to be. You want to be. You want to be the third most common name in the United States.

[Corey]

Like, you went with. Wow. You want to be. You want to steal Scott's inheritance. That's what it is.

[Hunter]

That's exactly what it is. No, one of my favorite movies of all time is Scott Pilgrim. So. I don't know, just fit.

[Phil]

Well, I don't know anything about that.

[Hunter]

That's. I figured you didn't.

[Martin]

Most. Yeah, I'm.

[Corey]

I mean, I's only seen Ted. That was an accident. Yeah, they made. Started cussing at me, y'.

[Martin]

All.

[Hunter]

They made a TV show. You should give that a try.

[Martin]

Misunderstanding. Yeah. Oh, man.

[Phil]

Very bad misunderstanding.

[Hunter]

Okay, well, what if you guys had to lose a body part? No pain or consequences. Which one would you lose?

[Corey]

Low. An ear.

[Phil]

What a question.

[Martin]

I know, a toe.

[Hunter]

Fans are weird.

[Corey]

No, you got to lose more than a body part. That's a body part.

[Martin]

Like, I mean, if I got to give up on a toe, man, I.

[Corey]

It would be hard to wear sunglasses without a year.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

But I feel like you got this.

[Phil]

This is one of them that. Hey, don't. Don't rush into this. I know you better do some deep thought about this.

[Corey]

I'm already down at ear and my sunglasses are hanging.

[Martin]

I mean, I guess, technically, like, the most common thing you go with appendix because. I mean.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Martin]

You know, why is it there need that? Huh?

[Hunter]

Don't really need that.

[Martin]

Yeah. Why is it. You know, it's kind of. Does that count as become vestigial over the years? I mean, does it count as a body part? It's an organ.

[Hunter]

Our organs. Body parts.

[Martin]

I mean, only the ones you don't play. Yeah, it's part of your body.

[Corey]

One kidney.

[Phil]

I think most people My dad was.

[Martin]

Born with one kidney, man. He peed a lot. Like road trips were miserable. Yeah. Because I mean, you got one filter doing all that work, man. It was like you had to keep that thing empty, man.

[Phil]

So I think most people would say I'll lose a finger.

[Martin]

No, I ain't losing no finger. I need them. I.

[Corey]

All of them.

[Phil]

No, I think, I think that's. What if, if, if you ask what would be the, the number one?

[Martin]

I feel like my middle toe is pretty inconsequential.

[Phil]

Middle toe?

[Martin]

Yeah, like my middle toe, I'm going one right in the middle.

[Hunter]

The fourth one, I was, Yeah, I was going to go with that one too.

[Martin]

The ring toe. Yeah. You put. Plus you could put, you could put shoes on and nobody make fun of you. Like you start walking around with nine fingers, people start, they start asking questions.

[Corey]

What about the six finger man?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

See how it works? Look at this little sucker, dude. It's got the thing on it where you can charge it, the magnet. You can just set your phone on it.

[Martin]

Well, that is one of the aggravating things, right? Traveling. You're trying to keep up Accords. Everything's got a different end on it. But not with the Ridge Power bank because it's got them all built in.

[Corey]

Dude, the cords are in it. They got the regular, they got the usbc. But then you can just put. You know how the phones charge when you just set stuff on it now?

[Martin]

Oh yeah, it does that.

[Corey]

And it's not huge and bulky and.

[Martin]

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[Corey]

I just set my phone on this. It's charging. My phone will be fully charged by the end of this.

[Martin]

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[Corey]

But what if it's, like, your whole foot? Let's take Toes out of the equation.

[Hunter]

Your whole foot?

[Corey]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I ain't losing a foot, man.

[Corey]

You can't lose a.

[Hunter]

You can't.

[Corey]

You can lose one ball.

[Hunter]

Fingers or toes? What. What would. What would you choose after that?

[Phil]

No fingers or.

[Martin]

I've already lost my vast deference, so.

[Corey]

Hey, live strong, baby.

[Phil]

What?

[Corey]

Live strong. A bracelet.

[Martin]

Oh, Lance Armstrong.

[Corey]

Yep.

[Martin]

Yeah. I got you. He's doing all about losing a testicle.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Corey]

I mean, look how fast he could still ride a bike.

[Martin]

I mean, at this point, that's pretty inconsequential to all three of us. Hunter may still want both of them. We don't.

[Corey]

One does the job.

[Martin]

I mean, now you can go get your dog neutered and put fake ones in. So, I mean, I guess you could hold in theory.

[Phil]

Up. They're putting cosmetic only.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

No.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

They're putting testicle implants in dog. You get a little afraid to Google testicle implants, plants. But I'm gonna.

[Martin]

Dogs.

[Phil]

He's gonna Google and see what to say.

[Martin]

Yeah. Make them feel like a man. Man.

[Hunter]

That's on the list of things I didn't think I'd hear today.

[Corey]

Nicoles.

[Martin]

There you go.

[Phil]

Hey, that just goes to show you. Hey, it's all in your mind to begin with.

[Corey]

Nudicles.com is something I didn't know existed, but I'm glad I do now.

[Martin]

Yep. See?

[Corey]

Testicular implants for pets.

[Martin]

There you go. Like, you want your dog to still look like.

[Phil]

Look. Hey, there.

[Martin]

You want him to still sit on the porch.

[Corey]

They've even got Jake Gyllenhaal as a spokesman. The Kardashians dog. Well, everything's fake there, too.

[Martin]

See? Look.

[Phil]

There you go.

[Hunter]

You know, I feel like we should move on.

[Martin]

Why?

[Corey]

Why? I want you to look at Humphrey, the new spokes dog.

[Martin]

Look at that. Do you know how happy he is that he can turn around and lick something? Otherwise, he'd be licking the floor. Man, look at him.

[Corey]

But instead, look how happy he is. Like I'm Humphrey, the nudicle spokes dog. We've lost Hunter. We've gone too far, y'.

[Phil]

All.

[Hunter]

We have got to move.

[Corey]

Oh, no, we can't get. No, we cannot.

[Martin]

New to.

[Corey]

We can, because I.

[Martin]

That's a different deal.

[Corey]

I wanted to look up how much it costs just so I could shame the people that buy this, but they have. They have a merchandise section. You can get a Frisbee. It says nudicles. It's like nothing ever changed.

[Hunter]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Have you. Have you guys seen that Tom Hanks movie where he goes to an island? Not Cast Away Bob or something?

[Corey]

What?

[Hunter]

Bob in the Volcano?

[Corey]

Now you watch more movies than us.

[Hunter]

Okay, never mind.

[Corey]

There's nudicals apron.

[Hunter]

That was like his whole job was what?

[Corey]

Putting fake nuts in dogs and people. Oh, definitely haven't seen it. There's T shirts.

[Phil]

But most importantly, his job. Guys, Bob in the Volcano.

[Corey]

There's nudicles, earrings. Can we please move on?

[Martin]

You can have little testicles hanging. Oh, wow.

[Corey]

Fake dog testicles hanging from your ears. All right, what's the next question?

[Phil]

Let's move on.

[Corey]

Yeah, we're. One question. Oh, that's two.

[Martin]

Hey, you getting your date done? You need to.

[Phil]

Hey, get off the nuts.

[Corey]

Okay, go down that ramp.

[Phil]

Next one.

[Hunter]

Okay, next. Next one. Next one. Closest experience you've had. That felt like magic.

[Phil]

Closest experience I've had. What?

[Hunter]

That felt like magic.

[Phil]

That felt like magic.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Well, the date was December 18, 2010. I just gotten married.

[Hunter]

That sounds like the only right answer.

[Corey]

No, I know this guy named Justin Flom who is a magician that's on tv, and he has blown my mind with cards.

[Hunter]

With cards it was.

[Corey]

Oh, that.

[Hunter]

That reminds me. I was on a. In a magician show once, like, in a. In a hot springs.

[Corey]

How are you? This way. But yet the most interesting child in the world.

[Hunter]

Maxwell Blade, I think was his name.

[Martin]

And they asked, are there any Scots in the audience? You stood up because he always wanted to be Scott.

[Hunter]

I was, like, 8 or 6 or something. My parents, like, they cut you in half. I was too scared to go into the thing.

[Corey]

Good.

[Hunter]

So I stood there on stage twiddling my thumbs because they were, like, getting the guillotine. I was like, no.

[Martin]

So you've been nervous your whole life?

[Corey]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Okay.

[Corey]

First off, some things he's nervous about. I don't really get getting in a guillotine. I'm four. You should be nervous about that at six. At any age, really.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

That felt like magic because they brought on this other kid and Carrots. Carrots. And the hand. Things broke, but the kid's head was. Was okay. But this one person, like, bursted into cards.

[Martin]

Oh, man.

[Hunter]

I've never been more amazed.

[Corey]

I don't like magic. It weirds me out.

[Phil]

Burst into cards.

[Corey]

I once saw David Blaine put Cheetos in a man's pocket on YouTube in, like, 2009.

[Hunter]

But what about you, Site? Like any moments in your life felt like magic fireworks. I wouldn't call it magic or unexplainable. How about that?

[Phil]

Yeah. Yeah. The paranormal.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Corey]

Oh, boy.

[Martin]

Why does this feel like a road.

[Phil]

We need to explore?

[Corey]

Because he once met a young Sasquatch.

[Phil]

Things have happened. Okay. That you really can't expect.

[Hunter]

We have 493 episodes of.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Corey]

You ever heard about Tommy met a baby Sasquatch.

[Martin]

Look, I believe suspiciously like a skunk.

[Corey]

No.

[Phil]

Hey. Because to this day, I can't tell you what that really was.

[Martin]

I can tell you what's magic. Somebody snuck in and put a knot up under my shoulder blade that feels like magic or some evil trick.

[Corey]

It's sleeping. Once you eat in a certain age.

[Phil]

You start getting one of them sadist. He's into pain.

[Martin]

And it ain't me because I'm over here.

[Phil]

You don't want it.

[Martin]

He just likes to, you know, like to inflict it.

[Corey]

Martin's doing a lot of stretching today, man.

[Martin]

It hurts. Yeah, let's get off of magic.

[Hunter]

Let's get off. What's the most absurd way you have ever gotten hurt?

[Martin]

Sleeping, Sleep.

[Corey]

I.

[Martin]

This is absurd that I'm in this much pain from waking up because there's a knot under my shoulder. He has absurd.

[Phil]

He has got a good point. Because, hey, probably the most pain I ever had was a scorpion stung me and woke me up, and I was in bed dead asleep.

[Hunter]

Sounds so scary.

[Phil]

Oh, no. And the bad part about it is.

[Martin]

Hey, it got worse.

[Phil]

Jumps up, turn the light on. Yo, I wanted to know what stuck me.

[Hunter]

Didn't you go to the hospital for that too?

[Phil]

Huh?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Three days later. Oh, hey, after it got him back later when I. Here's one he'd never do. If you got a little DD plus pocket on your elbow, don't pop it. Because when I popped it three days later, I'm in the chair going, I had a heart problem. And then my wife said. She grabbed my shirt and lifted it up, you know, and she said, you got blood poison. And you could see just the veins going to my chest. So, hey, to the emergency, I went.

[Corey]

So, yeah, y' all cheating over there?

[Martin]

No, I think this one's funny. It says, what are some backhanded compliments people give that sound kind, but aren't. It's like that time when I walked in and Corey said, martin, are you getting skinny again? Or when Phil, which also implied that.

[Corey]

You were no longer skinny all the time.

[Phil]

Feel. Sat down with a young one and said, congratulations on is going to Boy or girl? She wasn't pregnant.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's not a compliment. That's never a compliment. That is always a bad, that is always a bad choice. That is always a very bad choice. I just thought that was funny. Anybody?

[Phil]

It was funny. Martin, are you again?

[Martin]

Yeah, yeah Corey said it said martin, are you getting skinny again? It's like thank you.

[Corey]

I think, I think and to be fair sure this is as a friend Martin, I've known you a long time, seen all your childhood photos. I don't think skinny was ever the appropriate term.

[Martin]

No, I think that was, I think that was very much a relative term to what I was, to where I went. Apparently I bulked back up a little bit but you know, ever since I.

[Phil]

Lost you look and I'm not being disrupted, you would look bad if you, if you lost a lot of weight.

[Martin]

There we go.

[Corey]

We say we just look like a bobblehead.

[Martin]

Yeah, it wouldn't fit.

[Phil]

It wouldn't fit. It wouldn't fit.

[Corey]

If you're walking around 64190 with that face facial structure that people would be scared.

[Martin]

I was walking around 641-9. Do you go ahead and get the casket ready son because things have gone completely awry. Like I got no interest in that whatever even that would take. Like no right around 265 works good for me. Look, we've all been there before, right? You're young, you're just getting started in the world and you see that credit card.

[Corey]

Oh yeah, we've been there.

[Martin]

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[Corey]

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[Martin]

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[Phil]

I did have someone give me a compliment.

[Martin]

All right.

[Phil]

And it's backhanded weird. Who gave it to be Jason?

[Martin]

What'd he say?

[Phil]

Well, he. He heard me preach.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

And he said the whole time I was sitting there listening to you. Shocked, he said. I was shocked, he says, because. Yeah, I just couldn't think. Wait a minute. That's my uncle. And what he's saying is actually making some real good sense.

[Martin]

Which tells you what he thought about you prior to that.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Backhanded compliment.

[Martin]

Jace is probably the king of that. He really is.

[Corey]

Yeah, I was, you know, compliment nobody.

[Martin]

No, nobody but Missy.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

No, if you. If you ain't Missy, you don't get no compliments from it.

[Corey]

Oh, he's great.

[Martin]

Without it being shocked or stunned or. Can't believe.

[Corey]

It.

[Martin]

There's always some sort of.

[Phil]

That was talking about me. I just couldn't believe it. I'm looking at you.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

What's coming out of your mouth? Yeah, I can't believe it.

[Martin]

Yeah. Yeah. That's. That is him.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

What I would think if someone said that to me.

[Martin]

All right, what else would you edit that other one?

[Corey]

They will.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

I'm not sure the name of it, though.

[Martin]

Yeah. What's that other one they do right there?

[Corey]

Can you hear me?

[Martin]

It's shameful. I can't remember it. Oh, I ought to be ashamed of myself.

[Hunter]

Well, that's good, right?

[Corey]

I'm unashamed of the fact that I don't know the name of it.

[Hunter]

Okay. What's the worst smelling place you've ever been to and what made it so bad?

[Martin]

The worst smelling place.

[Hunter]

Yeah. Don't say this room.

[Martin]

Oh, no.

[Corey]

Well, it's up there.

[Phil]

Oh, that's very easy.

[Martin]

All right, go ahead.

[Phil]

A chicken house.

[Martin]

Picking house. Yeah. I was actually the worst one. We went to Nebraska duck hunting one time and it was nice weather, so. And they don't really believe in air Conditioning, much like we do. And so we opened up all the windows, and in the night, the wind shifted and started coming from the direction of the feedlot. And we woke up to the whole big, giant lodge smelling like cow crap.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Which is not really what you want to wake up to. I mean, cow crap ain't terrible, but when you wake up bathed in it, basically, that's problem. Like, that was. It was like, oh, my gosh. You know, because, you know, cows, they're just kind of gross.

[Corey]

But the worst smelling place I've ever been was a plane.

[Phil]

A plane. Mm.

[Corey]

And I said, oh, gosh, that baby crapped his pants, and it was disgusting. And then I looked up and Carter was giggling his butt off.

[Martin]

Oh, no. Oh.

[Corey]

And my sister turned around and looked at me, and she was like, it was him. The people are literally looking in their baby's diaper thinking. And it was Carter thinking the baby had to have crapped his pants like a grown man. And Carter's just sitting there giggling because the whole plane's gagging.

[Phil]

SPD boys.

[Corey]

And so anytime we get on a plane or anything, now we talk about that time Carter, mustard gas. The whole plane.

[Martin]

Oh, it was just gas.

[Corey]

Oh, he farted.

[Martin]

Well, that's good.

[Corey]

Oh, yeah, but it. I mean. I mean, a fart so bad that, I mean, that family's still talking about it.

[Hunter]

Like, can you believe that wasn't superpower? It was.

[Martin]

That's. Well, at least it was just gas.

[Corey]

So we still talk about it to this day.

[Martin]

I mean, really, though, when you have.

[Corey]

One fart that people talk about for three years. Yeah, you've done something pretty impressive. And.

[Martin]

But is there anything more foul than a porta Potty? Like, no. Summertime Porta Potty.

[Corey]

We were at the soccer fields the other day, and Carter goes, dad, give me your phone. I said, well, that's not going to happen.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's out.

[Corey]

You don't get on that. And he goes, I need to get on Yelp. I said, why? He goes, I need to review the soccer fields here because the porta Potty is disgusting. One star. And I was like, buddy, yeah, All Porta Potties, man. There's nowhere for it to go.

[Martin]

No, it's bad. Yeah. Porta Potties are terrible.

[Hunter]

I would say, like, the. The most, like, smelly place I've ever been was the. Like, a combine, you know, when you're underneath and you're trying to, like, hose it down with a pressure washer to clean it.

[Martin]

Really? Yeah.

[Hunter]

Because rotten soybeans is by far the Worst thing I have ever smelt in my entire life.

[Martin]

Rotten soybeans. Pretty bad.

[Corey]

I can get behind that.

[Hunter]

But whenever, like, you're washing it off, it's covering you head to toe.

[Martin]

Yeah, it's kind of like one of the worst jobs. Wouldn't you imagine? Like, the guy that had to do that for garbage trucks.

[Corey]

Oh, no.

[Martin]

Like, where all that fluid seeps into, like, you know, like, you know, just fun stuff. All right, keep going.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Corey]

Do you always use your finger when you read? I've just noticed you use your finger the whole time. You're just reading. Like, if you're reading a book. Do you do that?

[Phil]

I'll answer.

[Martin]

There's a little wiener walking in here.

[Corey]

Oh, a dog just came in the room.

[Phil]

Come here.

[Corey]

Whose dog is this and why is I holding it?

[Phil]

Come here. Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, did you know you can get him fixed and get some nudicles.

[Corey]

Boy, little dog, do I have news for you?

[Martin]

Yeah, we're gonna make it where you.

[Corey]

Can'T have kids, but nobody's gonna make fun of you because they won't be able to tell.

[Martin]

Can you get different sizes? Like, extra large? Did you get a new dog?

[Phil]

Oh, I might.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

That dog loves psych. Hey, where did this animal come from?

[Phil]

Weenie dog.

[Martin]

Boy, I used to have a weenie dog.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, Merlin.

[Corey]

Hello, animal.

[Martin]

What's your name, animal?

[Corey]

That's Oscar. Oscar Meyer Wiener. That's a little on the nose. Little.

[Martin]

Little.

[Corey]

I like it, though. Whose dog is this? All right, Alex got a dog, everybody.

[Martin]

Hey, bud, you're still at that cute phase. Is there any softer thing on the world than a puppy's ears? Like, feel that dog's ears. I guarantee you that's make me miss.

[Corey]

Dublin if I feel this dog's here. If you'd ever want to see how much uncle size loved in your, go to our YouTube page, like, and subscribe. And there is a dog just digging itself into size beard right now, Oscar.

[Phil]

Before you think about it, he said.

[Martin]

I got to get down. You done got me all excited. I need a TT on your carpet.

[Corey]

Oh, please.

[Martin]

Unfortunately, it wouldn't change the smell in this room. Why did we not put this room as one of the smell?

[Phil]

I did.

[Corey]

He said. He said we couldn't.

[Martin]

Oh, that was too easy. Yeah. Come in here after a good humid summer day, take you a big old whiff, and they're pure mildew.

[Corey]

But catfish cheese.

[Martin]

Yeah. All right. What else you got?

[Corey]

We're just rolling with the dog.

[Martin]

Yeah. Why not?

[Hunter]

Sure.

[Martin]

Yeah. You have anything to say Animal.

[Hunter]

Oscar, if you could change your name, would it be. He just flicks the microphone.

[Phil]

You ready to go? Yeah, Mama.

[Corey]

Oh, the dogs.

[Martin]

Oh, boy. Oh, we got a. We got a foot caught.

[Corey]

Oh, dog got in size one of size shirts.

[Phil]

I'm gonna give you back to mama.

[Corey]

Dog is now on the table.

[Martin]

Please pee on that table.

[Corey]

Please don't be on that table.

[Martin]

Please pee on the table.

[Corey]

That dog's about the size of our Black Panther.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Scott]

If you guys were all fighting stone, who would last the longest?

[Corey]

Fighting Stone.

[Phil]

Yeah. Sigh.

[Martin]

Yeah, because he ain't gonna hit him. Hang on. Hit side. Yeah. Hit us.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Hey, I wouldn't bet on that.

[Corey]

Hit you.

[Martin]

He ain't gonna hit you.

[Phil]

I wouldn't bet on that.

[Corey]

So he ain't gonna hurt you.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

What if I made him mad?

[Martin]

It wouldn't matter.

[Corey]

Wouldn't matter.

[Phil]

You.

[Corey]

You.

[Phil]

Y' all got a lot of faith in Stone.

[Martin]

What, that he'd whoop us before he whooped Youth. I don't know if that's having faith.

[Hunter]

I think.

[Corey]

I think sometimes Stone's just waiting for the opportunity to hurt me. I don't know.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

I once did a wrestling thing with Stone. I went down swiftly.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

I just went to the ground, said, uncle, I didn't like it.

[Hunter]

He's. He's trying to get me into. Or he tried a while ago to get me into the jiu jitsu stuff, but I was like. I was too scared of him. I was like, I'm just dead.

[Corey]

It's a good call.

[Hunter]

Hunter, he was like, nerds like you. You'll do great here. And I was like, no.

[Phil]

You gotta have a different God.

[Martin]

He got to work on his sales pitch for gym memberships. Nerds like you do well. There you go.

[Corey]

And jiu jitsu.

[Martin]

Yeah. He's like Ogre on Revenge of the Nerd. Nerds. That's such a funny movie. Have you watched Revenge of the Nerds? Yeah. How was it?

[Hunter]

I liked it.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

I don't love it, but I like.

[Martin]

A little peek in. Yeah.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Phil]

A little close to home.

[Scott]

That was another question. What's your favorite movie?

[Corey]

Oh, that's such a hard question.

[Martin]

Yeah. Favorite movie side. Which one are you going?

[Phil]

That would probably be Josie Wills.

[Martin]

Yeah. That's a good one. That's a great one.

[Corey]

I don't know what my favorite movie is.

[Martin]

I mean, the one that I never turn off is always Shawshank Redemption. For whatever reason.

[Phil]

That's a good one.

[Corey]

Shaw Shank Redemption.

[Martin]

You know, if I land on it, I don't I see it through to the end, even though I know we're gonna end up on the beach of Se? Watanejo. And.

[Corey]

You know what movie I I haven't watched in a long time, but I absolutely loved Back in the Day.

[Martin]

What's that?

[Corey]

And I think about it all the time because I'm like, what if this is real? The Truman Show?

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Corey]

Like, what if there's cameras filming me right now that are filming these cameras filming me and some other. And y' all are all just actors.

[Hunter]

We are.

[Phil]

Another one that goes way back is Charleston Heston and Jack Plant. And Arrowhead.

[Martin]

Arrowhead. I haven't seen where he was a chief. Eric Plant, Kansas City no, it's just.

[Phil]

You know, it's a good movie.

[Corey]

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[Martin]

Yeah, that's why he's still bumping right over there.

[Corey]

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[Martin]

Yeah, Green Mile. Forrest guy. I mean, there's the whole Lion King, the whole game. Yeah. Lion King, huh?

[Hunter]

You really like Stephen King, huh?

[Martin]

What? He did both of them.

[Hunter]

He did Shawshank and Green Mile.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. Well, I don't really know that they're entertaining. I mean, I don't. Yeah, could be. But I like to laugh.

[Corey]

Back when we had a Blockbuster.

[Martin]

Step Brothers is hilarious.

[Corey]

Would try and go find the worst movie we could find and then watch it.

[Hunter]

Still do that?

[Corey]

You go to Blockbuster?

[Hunter]

Well, sometimes I'll go to the other place. National Video.

[Corey]

You heard that right, people. Hunter lives in a town where you can get.

[Hunter]

Is it national?

[Corey]

Yeah, there's a DVD rental place in this town.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Well, don't we still have red boxes in this town?

[Phil]

Yeah, the other one. Another good one.

[Martin]

They're all gone. Yeah.

[Phil]

Is Blues Brothers.

[Martin]

Oh, I've never seen that either. There we go.

[Phil]

I would have liked to been on set after all the Feminine's done, and then all them musicians get together and get to jamming.

[Martin]

But I mean, you know, we're rolling in the holidays too. So you got like Christmas vacation, which is fantastic. You got Elf on the same note, you got Caddyshack, which is hilarious.

[Hunter]

Caddy Shack in Forever.

[Martin]

I mean, it's hard to do, like, I don't know, it's just tough.

[Corey]

I don't know how you pick your favorite.

[Martin]

Yeah, I don't. They all are favorites for different reasons.

[Corey]

Because I'd probably just say I like Star wars, but there's like 20 of them and some of them aren't that good. Yeah, some of them are great.

[Martin]

Yeah. Couldn't tell you if any of them are good or bad.

[Corey]

Really missing out.

[Hunter]

You are missing out. You don't want to get mad every time you have a Star wars conversation.

[Martin]

Huh?

[Corey]

Hunter has bad takes on Star wars.

[Hunter]

And so do you.

[Martin]

Oh, wow.

[Corey]

Mine are all correct.

[Martin]

Now this is a problem. See, y' all love it too much.

[Corey]

Yeah, that's why we'd be good at jujitsu, though.

[Hunter]

Now my favorite movie list is like, Scott Pilgrim versus Yours is going to.

[Corey]

Be way too long. This is a 50 minute show now.

[Hunter]

I'm quick Everything Barbie all at Once. And then Sean, it's like a.

[Martin]

Sounds like a Zach Dasher podcast. Everything Everywhere all at once. Not yet Now.

[Corey]

Everything Everywhere all at Once is the exact opposite of Dasher's podcast.

[Martin]

Yeah, I know, but that's going to be his sequel. Like, hey, we're ending. Not yet now. So now is Everywhere all at once.

[Hunter]

Everything Everywhere. All at once. I saw that movie twice in theaters and cried both times. It was so moving. It's a. It's a. It's a movie about.

[Martin]

How do you feel about Eat, Pray, Love? Like, what?

[Hunter]

Well, so it's got, like.

[Martin]

What are we talking about here?

[Hunter]

Rounded, like, themes on family and. I don't know, it just. You know, it just pulled at my heartstrings.

[Martin]

It was.

[Hunter]

It was touching.

[Martin]

Scott, we're learning a lot more about you, buddy. By the way, I have changed your name to Scott.

[Corey]

Yeah. You're officially Scott.

[Hunter]

Officially Scott.

[Martin]

Yeah. If that's what you want. I can't give you a lot in this life that you want, Hunter, but if you want your name to be Scott, buddy, I can make that.

[Corey]

We make that.

[Martin]

I can make that adjustment.

[Corey]

Everybody put Scott needs a raise in the comment section.

[Martin]

Yeah. Then you have do that. You have a little six degrees of separation there. So, you know.

[Scott]

All right, what about favorite. Favorite songs?

[Martin]

Favorite song? Oh, my goodness.

[Corey]

Like, currently or ever, whatever.

[Hunter]

Take On Me by Aha.

[Corey]

Scott, come on, man. Scott, what are you. What are you? A meme?

[Hunter]

It's good.

[Corey]

Take On Me. Yeah.

[Hunter]

You ever listen to that?

[Phil]

It will be.

[Martin]

Gosh, yeah.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[Phil]

How great thou are, how great thou art.

[Corey]

A jam.

[Martin]

That is a good one.

[Corey]

They sang that one at church the other day, and I was like, as a scroll.

[Martin]

Yeah. I feel like it is well with my souls. Another.

[Corey]

Wait, is that what I just did? I did.

[Martin]

Thank.

[Corey]

You know when we remix in the hymns.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Sometimes.

[Martin]

Yeah. When they start doing a hymn mashup.

[Corey]

They start going back and forth. I get confused.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

I did just do that.

[Martin]

Yeah. But it is well with my soul. That's a good one.

[Corey]

That's another good.

[Martin]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Phil]

Well, I got, you know. Come Jesus, come.

[Corey]

I don't know.

[Phil]

Cc.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil]

And Cody.

[Martin]

Cody Johnson.

[Phil]

Cody Johnson.

[Martin]

Oh, Joe. Yeah.

[Phil]

That's a good one there.

[Martin]

That's a new one. Yeah. That's a newer one of your list. Yeah.

[Corey]

Have you heard Revival by no Big Deal? That's a good one. Probably not your.

[Hunter]

Isn't that the Christian rap?

[Corey]

Oh, yeah. I know more Christian hip hop than most people, you know, Hunter.

[Phil]

Just.

[Martin]

Brittany.

[Corey]

Brittany, Talk fast and keep it clean.

[Martin]

We were taking it. We were taking the boys to school this morning and something. Come on. I was like, is that no Shoes Radio? Brittany's. I found Christian reggae band. So I was like, okay.

[Corey]

Like, there's a little Christian everything.

[Martin]

Yeah. I've become a. I've become a reggae guy. Apparently because of no Shoes Radio. I like Kenny Chesney, apparently, so. I never knew that about myself.

[Phil]

He's. He's. He's a good singer.

[Corey]

Anybody that just sits on the beach all day is going to have to have good taste in music.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Jimmy Buffett, he started the whole movement.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Can I. I'm going to interrupt. I went to. I'm sorry.

[Corey]

You're asking if you can. Then you told us you would. Then you apologize for it. You're an interesting cat, and I. I'm going to interrupt. I'm sorry. That's what you just did.

[Martin]

For future reference, when you say, I'm going to interrupt, it's a good time to start talking.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I know. I just. I panicked a little bit.

[Corey]

Okay.

[Hunter]

I went to. I went to Dallas a couple weekends ago and went to a Christian heavy metal concert. I. I've never been to one before.

[Phil]

Christians heavy metal.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I know.

[Corey]

It was.

[Phil]

That would probably be pretty wild. It was.

[Martin]

Man, you were quite the onion after the first band.

[Corey]

So much about him.

[Hunter]

Second band comes on and they're like.

[Martin]

Give it up for Jesus Christ.

[Hunter]

It's, like, locked my mind. Everyone's, like, cheering, and I'm like, where am I right now?

[Corey]

Did we just get.

[Phil]

Oh.

[Hunter]

Oh.

[Corey]

Hunter, just.

[Martin]

If that is not a real that, please. Beth. I know Hunter probably won't want to make reels for himself. Can we make sure that we have a reel of Hunter? Just. Yeah. Death metal. Give it up for Jesus Christ. Right into this microphone.

[Corey]

That's magical.

[Hunter]

Imagine being there.

[Corey]

I don't want to know.

[Martin]

This is way better. There's nothing about being there that could have popped.

[Phil]

That's why I said heavy metal. Christian music just kind of. Whoa.

[Martin]

That's a hard one to get the gospel into. Right?

[Corey]

But they did it.

[Martin]

I am.

[Corey]

Hey, I like it. Those guys are doing what they like and they like Jesus.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

We just go do it this way.

[Martin]

Hey. Different strokes for different folks. I was never a metal head.

[Corey]

They're going to reach people that will not listen to me.

[Martin]

That's exactly right.

[Phil]

Right.

[Corey]

Or no big deal. Even though he's awesome.

[Hunter]

You got to blame my parents for that one. They like. They like rock and grunge and heavy metal.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Phil]

Oh, man.

[Martin]

All right. Well, that was.

[Corey]

Please do that again.

[Martin]

Where we at? Let's get some more in here. Before we had to get out of here. This is fun.

[Corey]

I love this.

[Hunter]

What's something your brain tries to convince you to do but you always resist touching a stove?

[Corey]

But you want to touch A stove.

[Phil]

You say something, it just. You can't get over.

[Corey]

You always wanted to touch it just to see if it was hot.

[Hunter]

I mean, you gotta check.

[Corey]

Like, while it's on.

[Hunter]

All right, your turn.

[Phil]

It's usually the other way around. I'm trying to do something, and my body is telling my brain, hey, idiot, you can't do that.

[Martin]

I was gonna say inviting Hunter to this chair.

[Corey]

My brain wants it to happen. I just can't.

[Martin]

But now I know why.

[Corey]

Like, you know, because he's gonna touch the stove on purpose. Oh, his body would let him.

[Martin]

You, like, find a Nemo, man. He touched the boat. He touched the butt in the world. Oh. Oh, my heaven.

[Corey]

I don't even know how to come back from that.

[Martin]

I don't either. What else you got on her? I don't.

[Corey]

I always think I can touch stuff even though I can't jump very high.

[Martin]

Hunter is.

[Corey]

Hunter's taking over, man.

[Martin]

Death metal for Jesus Christ. I really want to touch that stove, but I know I shouldn't. I really. I've never looked at a stove and said, man, I won't touch that.

[Hunter]

Well, you will know.

[Martin]

No, no, no. I think there's some things that just get programmed into you to don't do. Like, I mean, I've touched the stove before that. That way on accident. Yeah, I know not to, but experience is.

[Phil]

Don't me.

[Martin]

So. Have you never touched the stove?

[Hunter]

No. That's crazy. Why would I do that?

[Martin]

Well, then why do you want to. To see how it would feel.

[Hunter]

Do it.

[Phil]

The.

[Martin]

Look. Do it, bro.

[Corey]

Look, we're going to the kitchen right after this.

[Martin]

Just touch it.

[Phil]

You think I'm crazy, man?

[Martin]

It'll just make a little bubble on your finger. I mean, it'll hurt for a few.

[Corey]

Days, but do it with you. Don't use your finger. Use, like, your elbow.

[Hunter]

Just.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. Then you got a cool burn.

[Corey]

Yeah, I got a cool burn somewhere down here.

[Martin]

Oh, man. All right, keep going.

[Hunter]

Wait. Did you guys want to answer that question?

[Corey]

No, I have no idea how to answer.

[Phil]

Oh, I answered. I answered it. You said it backwards.

[Martin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Phil]

Well, because it's always, I want to do this, and then.

[Martin]

But your brain says no.

[Phil]

My brain says, hey, idiot, too. Oh, you can't do that.

[Martin]

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[Scott]

I've got a good follow up. What's the most ridiculous thing someone convinced you to believe or do?

[Martin]

Piss on an electric fence.

[Corey]

You did it?

[Martin]

Absolutely I did it.

[Corey]

Did it hurt?

[Martin]

Yeah. Knock my pants around my ankles the rest of the way down as I'm trying to get away from. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[Corey]

A bad call, man.

[Martin]

I didn't know that you could live in the 71292 and not piss on electric fence when you were a kid. My boys are going to pee on one. I'm going to set one up if I got to.

[Corey]

I'm from the 71291.

[Martin]

Yeah, you're on the other side of the interstate.

[Corey]

So we don't pee on our electric fence.

[Martin]

I did. You learn. I mean it was funny after it was over, it hurt in the process. But luckily, you know, at that age you get a good arc. So I mean you get away from it pretty quick. You're not just. That'd be a lot bigger deal for sigh right now. He'd have to be real close to that fence. There wouldn't be no getting away from that.

[Corey]

He'd fall on it.

[Martin]

Yeah, that'd be a way bigger deal right now for but you know, as long as you do it by about.

[Phil]

Age 7, fell off the fence just laying on the ground.

[Martin]

I got Brittany one time do it with a piece of bahia grass. I was like Here, just stick that on there. That's a good insulator, I said. But it'll. It'll vibrate a little, little bit if it. If the fence is on. Just check and see if it's on. Well, of course that electricity climbed that grass and got her in the hand. Electric fences are fun. I just. I mean, yeah, they ain't enough to hurt you. They're just like a get back moment.

[Corey]

I've only been electrocuted once and I don't ever was.

[Phil]

I don't ever want to do that.

[Martin]

Well, no, I wouldn't stick a knife or a fork in an electric socket.

[Corey]

It was tweezers, sir.

[Martin]

Yeah, or that. Yeah, but you won't pee on a fence.

[Corey]

Not after that.

[Hunter]

Well, what about you?

[Phil]

Who, Who.

[Hunter]

What's the weirdest thing or dumbest thing someone convinced you to do?

[Phil]

That's a joke.

[Martin]

I've got way dumber ones, but that one's just the most memorable.

[Phil]

The other one that I'm thinking about is a joke.

[Martin]

What?

[Phil]

When I was a kid, my uncle's told. They gave me 10 golf ball and said, bury them. They were very.

[Hunter]

Oh, yeah, you told that yesterday.

[Phil]

Bury them four inches deep. You know, all that and then go back and then they'll turn into hardballs.

[Martin]

Yeah, didn't happen.

[Phil]

Didn't happen. They lied to me.

[Martin]

Never happened.

[Phil]

Can't trust your family.

[Corey]

I can't think of anything.

[Martin]

Well, that's like that whole deal, you know. Papa dropped us off to go snipe hunting. Same deal. Paper bag, flashlight, all that stuff. And about three hours later, we. He come and got us. Couldn't believe we didn't catch none, you know, out there in the pitch black dark.

[Phil]

But you boys don't know what you're doing. You didn't catch. You didn't catch us.

[Martin]

Now they ran right by you. We heard them, you know. Yeah, whatever.

[Phil]

We heard them right by you.

[Martin]

Yeah, it was. Yeah, yeah, there's all kinds of fun stuff like that where you were the butt of the joke.

[Hunter]

I was once convinced to be in a music video once in Baton Rouge. And at the time I didn't think it was really stupid.

[Martin]

Why do you not have your own show? I'm at the point, like, I support.

[Phil]

What are we playing?

[Martin]

Hunter, I'm happy to be you on your podcast. That's all I'm saying.

[Phil]

What. What instrument did you play?

[Hunter]

No, like, there were no instruments. It was just like some dude with a camera was filming us inside of this restaurant and we were supposed to be like dancing and Stuff. So somewhere out there, there was.

[Martin]

What was the song?

[Hunter]

It was so. I think it was like, give it.

[Martin]

Up for Jesus Christ. I can't do it. I can't give it up for Jesus Christ.

[Hunter]

I think it was a commercial for some club that just, like, opened up in Baton Rouge. But I could be wrong, but. And then I. This guy could be pulling my leg. I know I'm a little gullible sometimes.

[Martin]

Why do I hope Hunters in, like, the commercial for the gentleman's club in Baton Rouge.

[Hunter]

But I was told, how do I Strange.

[Corey]

Not a gentlemanly place.

[Hunter]

It was a music video that was paid for and funded by the Asian mafia of that rouge. And the guy.

[Corey]

Who are you?

[Hunter]

Who is, like, leading the charge.

[Corey]

It's like, he's a.

[Phil]

What?

[Hunter]

It's like a drug me for the. I was like, I don't believe you. And then, like, later. Later. Like a couple years later, I met the dude's brother, and he was like, yeah, my brother was like, going to court again over this.

[Corey]

And you were in the music video?

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Corey]

I don't know how to handle this.

[Martin]

That.

[Hunter]

That just popped in my head. It's one of the dumbest things I was convinced to do.

[Corey]

I was in a music video once, but it was awesome. As a Christian singer in Peru. I was playing the bass. I don't know how to play the bass.

[Hunter]

Oh, really?

[Corey]

Yeah, I was super sweaty. It was weird. At one point, they showed me jump up playing the bass, and I had a lot of butt sweat.

[Martin]

So I was in Darius Rucker's music video. I know.

[Hunter]

I watched it. I like that. I like that music video a lot.

[Corey]

That's way cooler than the Asian mafia. Darius Rucker.

[Hunter]

No, I agree.

[Phil]

Darius is very cool.

[Corey]

I ever tell you about the time I showed up at this thing and they were like, hey, we got Hootie and the Blowfish here. But it was like 2016, so it was like, they never really do that. I was like, this is the coolest night ever.

[Hunter]

You should send us all the music videos you were in.

[Corey]

That's probably the only one. Oh, no. Was I in that Colt Ford video? I don't think I was in that one. I'm in the credits.

[Martin]

Were you in a Redneck Crazy with tfar?

[Corey]

I wasn't in that one. No.

[Hunter]

You weren't in the one with Colt 40? We talked about it once. I had to watch the whole thing.

[Martin]

Oh, Ford.

[Phil]

Ford, 40.

[Corey]

He's not a very. He's a redneck, but he's also drill.

[Martin]

Name's Jason Brown. He's very good at golf.

[Corey]

No, I'm talking about. Hunter's a redneck. He's not redneck enough to know. Who?

[Martin]

Colt Ford.

[Hunter]

I grew up on a farm, but I listened to Christian metal.

[Corey]

And his name's Scott. Most regular guy around right here.

[Martin]

Scott Jones. Should have went Mike at least two.

[Corey]

Eight one.

[Hunter]

Oh, my two cousins named Mike Jones.

[Martin]

Who?

[Phil]

Everywhere, all at once.

[Martin]

All right, one final one. What's a big one? And then Johnny didn't be looking for a Bible verse.

[Corey]

I'm gonna get a verse that relates to this day.

[Hunter]

Okay. This one says cooking disaster. But I mean, I think yours is every time you cook in a slow cooker.

[Martin]

What?

[Hunter]

What is it?

[Corey]

That's just bad food.

[Hunter]

Oh, there's a back to it.

[Martin]

Yeah. Give me this.

[Corey]

Hunter, you're in charge. How do you not know that?

[Hunter]

There's a back just handed to me. I've been in North Carolina all weekend.

[Phil]

Hand using his mind.

[Martin]

If you could uncover any truth.

[Phil]

Is.

[Corey]

The easiest question of all time.

[Martin]

I know. Which one yours is. Which one?

[Corey]

Oh, there's so many to choose from.

[Martin]

I know.

[Corey]

So it's actually the toughest question of all time.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Do we want to know what's happening beneath the Denver Airport Area 51? Is the moon landing real? What's up with Sasquatch? Who did that? Whatever happened, that kid. What? That kid took out. Trump's here. Where's he.

[Phil]

What?

[Corey]

What was going on there?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Not a lot of questions. Not a lot of answers. A lot of questions.

[Martin]

There's a lot of.

[Corey]

Oh, I got so many. Martin.

[Martin]

You'Re in the President's Book of Secrets, right? National treasure.

[Corey]

If I could. If I could pull back that curtain and find out some things, I would do it in a heartbeat.

[Martin]

Which is. It answers another question. Which celebrity do you think embodies perfection? And why is it anybody other than Nicholas Cage?

[Hunter]

Michael.

[Corey]

Perfection. How big of a celebrity did I have to be?

[Martin]

No, that was just Nicholas Cage joke.

[Corey]

Sorry, what was the question?

[Martin]

What celebrity do you think embodies perfection and why?

[Corey]

That's a weird one.

[Martin]

Oh, there isn't a perfect human. So obviously you get made up somebody.

[Corey]

No, the answer is simply give it up for Jesus Christ.

[Martin]

Give it up for Jesus Christ.

[Corey]

The only perfect person. Oh. Which leads me to the verse of the day.

[Martin]

There you go.

[Phil]

You gotta.

[Martin]

Well, you got there.

[Corey]

I got. I don't know where it's at.

[Martin]

Google.

[Corey]

I'm getting there. I'm getting there. I'm getting there.

[Hunter]

It's only the 400th and 94th episode.

[Corey]

Does that guy still keep up with every Bible verse we do?

[Martin]

Oh, no. There anything in there about fire? Brian Kelly.

[Scott]

We did get some requests for psy to start praying at the end of episode.

[Martin]

Oh, you want to pray? You want to pray us out of here instead of a verse?

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Yeah, Pray us out of here.

[Corey]

Well, Jesus Christ lives a perfect life. I don't know exactly where that's found, but it's in there somewhere. And because he did that, he died for you. And then he was raised back from the dead. And that's your only ticket out of the ground. Yeah, Phil would say it. S. Pray us out, y'.

[Phil]

All. Y' all by your head.

[Martin]

You got it, pal.

[Phil]

Get my hat off and my ears back on. Father, we come to you. And first and foremost, Father, thank you for your love that you sent your son. Lord, thank you for coming, knowing what you had set on your plate, that you was going willingly. No one took your life. You actually gave it up freely for all the bad things. We do that, Father. We just. We don't even know what to think. It's the greatest story ever told. But we thank you for all the blessings of life. Thank you for everything we have. We love you, Lord. Thank you for what you did on the cross. And we ask it through your son, Jesus, our Lord and savior. Amen.

[Martin]

Amen. All right, we'll see y' all next time, right here in the duck call room. We're out.