Duck Call Room – Episode Summary
Podcast: Duck Call Room
Episode: Uncle Si Reacts to Phil Robertson's Wildest Moments Caught on Film
Date: November 18, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin ("Martin"), Phil Robertson, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Episode Overview
This episode is a rollicking, unscripted gathering of the Duck Call Room crew, with Uncle Si, Martin, Phil, and friends reliving Phil Robertson's most infamous outdoor moments and snake-handling escapades, reflecting on generations of (often hilarious) lessons learned in the Louisiana woods. The conversation also takes heartfelt turns, touching on parenting, faith, family loss, and gratitude. As always, the episode is laced with Southern humor, old-school wisdom, and a hearty back-and-forth about snakes, poker games, hunting, and wild animals.
Main Themes & Key Discussion Points
1. Snake Stories & "Phil Robertson Snake Protocol" (02:13–22:36)
- Instagram Snake Video: Martin shows Si a video of himself finding a cottonmouth near the barn. Instead of killing it (as Phil would), he lets it go—triggering much playful ribbing from the rest of the crew.
- Safety and Parenting: Martin explains he didn’t kill the snake because his kids were watching, and he wanted to set a good example about respecting dangerous animals rather than risking their safety with "stick whacking."
- Phil’s Approach: Phil recalls routinely slaughtering scores of cottonmouths on his property for safety; his method involves hip-shooting with a .22, never hesitating ("If I see it, I blow its head off." – Phil, 03:09).
- Respect vs. Fear: The crew debates the value of teaching kids to respect, but not irrationally fear, snakes. Si notes:
"They're not to be feared, but they are to be respected. Give a little bit of room and you can all get along." (09:04)
- Snake Identification Tales: Stories arise about friends and family members bitten at snake rodeos or while walking in woods—emphasizing the importance of picking the right stick or weapon and always double-checking species.
- LEGENDARY FOOTAGE: Classic Phil stories involve dumping sacks of caught cottonmouths and “running 30 rounds into the mud” (Duckman 5 & 7; 14:22; 19:01).
"He could hold [the gun] out and know it. He wasn’t looking at the scope. He knew exactly where that thing was aimed just by holding it one-handed." (19:35, Sigh)
2. Beavers, Moccasins, and Wildlife "Cahoots" (12:45–14:04; 13:10)
- Mississippi Delta Ecology: According to Phil, beavers and cottonmouths "are in cahoots"—the beavers build, and the snakes patrol ("Because every time you come up on Beavertown, there’s at least five moccasins." – Phil, 13:10).
- Favorite Critter Encounters: Discussion jumps from beavers to gar ("teeth on him like a needle" – Sigh, 18:35), gators, and invasive snakes.
3. Hunting Ethics, Parenting, and Lessons from the Wild (06:37–09:04; 09:55)
- Uncle Si details how he’s teaching his boys to respect snakes—not to play with them, but also not to fear all snakes irrationally.
- Godwin shares a story about a boy bitten by a snake at a “snake rodeo,” highlighting common errors in identification.
4. Invasive Species & Pets Gone Wrong (25:08–27:28)
- The group discusses South Florida’s invasive python and iguana problems, largely due to escaped/released pets.
"They remove invasive species. Stuff where humans have created a problem... they go down and eradicate them to the best of their abilities.” (26:34, Sigh)
The dangers of irresponsible snake ownership are also highlighted (27:31).
5. Poker Night (“Animal Farm”), Gambling Antics, and Cheating in Sports (31:56–41:24)
- The "Animal Farm" Poker Game: Si, Godwin & Phil describe their regular poker nights, full of colorful nicknames ("Bull, Fox, Chicken, Smokey, 401K"), bad bluffs, and legendary losing streaks.
- Godwin: "Me and Si are not in cahoots. I’m trying to tear his head off and he is breaking me!" (39:47)
- Commentary turns to infamous stories of NBA and baseball players cheating at poker (using x-ray tables and signal glasses).
- Ethics in Competition: They lament modern-day gambling scandals in sports, comparing them to Old West justice ("That’s why in the Old West, a lot of people got killed playing poker." – Phil, 37:34).
6. Food, Steaks, and “Medium Plus” (42:44–45:13)
- The "medium plus" steak debate is reignited thanks to NFL players' steak preferences. Phil’s insistent:
"If it’s a three-inch steak, I want it light pink, no blood in the middle." (44:15, Phil)
- Si reveals his post-dental-upgrade food journey and marvels at crunchy fries.
- The group shares about a Ducks Unlimited banquet with a 15-yard-long grill, where you can cook your own steak for $2 off.
7. Wild Animal Sightings, Escapades, and Humor (28:41–31:12)
- Godwin recalls pulling a five-foot snake out of a camp toilet.
- Martin relates an Irish friend’s social media panic over a “lion” loose outside Kells, which turned out to be a Newfoundland dog with a terrible haircut.
"That’s the definition of 'so ugly you ought to shave your butt and walk backwards.'" (30:22, Sigh)
8. Faith, Loss, and Community (54:06–56:45)
- Justin Martin pays tribute to his grandmother’s passing:
"...She told us a couple weeks ago she was ready to go, ready to be with Jesus. We know that hope through Jesus Christ..." (54:11–54:36, Martin)
He shares 2 Corinthians 1:3-4, expressing the power of faith and community during hardship. - Si and Godwin add encouragement for listeners struggling with grief, especially during the holiday season:
“No matter whether you’re ready for it, they’re ready for it, or all the things, death is still hard... It’s not the end, thank God, but for here—it is the end.” (55:55, Sigh)
Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps
- "If it doesn’t wrong…" (01:35, Phil) – Classic Si/Phil banter about sticking with what works.
- "I'm telling you, man, [Phil] was the greatest hip shooter with a 1022 you’ve ever seen." (19:51, Sigh)
- "The beavers and the moccasins are in cahoots." (12:52, Phil)
- "They're not actively hunting you. They're not to be feared but to be respected. Give a little bit of room and you can all get along." (09:03, Sigh)
- "That's why in the Old West, a lot of people got killed playing poker." (37:33, Phil)
- "That girl was so ugly she had to shave her butt and walk backwards, you know?" (30:26, Sigh – on the Irish Newfoundland “lion”)
- "Do it for the ducks, do it for your grandkids, and do it because it’s the right thing to do." (22:38, Sigh – on duck stamp conservation)
- "She told us a couple weeks ago she was ready to go, ready to be with Jesus..." (54:12, Martin)
- "Death is still hard, man. It’s still final here on this earth. It’s not the end, thank God, but for here it is the end, while we’re still stuck on this planet." (55:55, Sigh)
Memorable Segments & Timestamps
- Snake Video Watch & Breakdown (02:13–05:17)
- Phil’s Legendary Snake-Shooting Footage (14:22, 19:01–20:05)
- Snake Rodeo Story (07:56)
- Beaver and Snake Alliances (13:10)
- Poker Night Antics and Nicknames (31:56–34:07)
- Gambling/Cheating in Sports (35:44–41:24)
- Irish "Lion" Dog Story (28:58–30:36)
- Faith and Tribute to Martin’s Grandmother (54:06–56:45)
Tone & Style
The episode is a blend of brash humor, tall tales, and genuine connection. The hosts poke fun, spin wild stories, teach through hard-won country wisdom, and ultimately remind listeners to find gratitude and faith amid life’s wild (and sometimes dangerous) ride. Always, the conversation feels unscripted, authentic, and steeped in the camaraderie of old friends who’ve survived everything from snake pits to poker disasters together.
For New Listeners
- Expect a balance of backcountry hunting tales, faith-based reflections, and good-natured ribbing.
- If you’re squeamish about snakes or wild critters, brace yourself for some vivid stories!
- The episode provides a window into the real rapport of the Duck Dynasty crew—equal parts mischief, mentorship, and meaning.
