Uncle Si Regrets Having to Blow Up the 'Grey Ghost' & Justice For Peanut!

Summary

Podcast Title: Duck Call Room
Episode: Uncle Si Regrets Having to Blow Up the 'Grey Ghost' & Justice For Peanut!
Release Date: November 12, 2024
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan

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1. The Peanut the Squirrel Controversy

Duration: 02:37 – 07:04

The episode kicks off with the hosts delving into the saga of Peanut the Squirrel, a famous Instagram sensation boasting over 700,000 followers from New York City. The conversation centers around the unfortunate incident where authorities confiscated Peanut due to regulations prohibiting certain animals as pets.

Phil Robertson laments, “Peanut cannot ever find out the justice because they put Peanut down to see if he had rabies” (04:22).

The team discusses the perceived overreach of government regulations and expresses frustration over losing a beloved pet. They advocate for giving pet owners the opportunity to comply with necessary checks rather than outright confiscation and euthanasia.

Jase Robertson emphasizes the absurdity, stating, “We don't know who? We don't know where this started. Or why it started.” (12:25).

2. Government Regulations on Exotic Pets

Duration: 07:05 – 19:24

Continuing from Peanut’s story, the hosts broaden the discussion to include other instances of the government intervening in pet ownership, such as the seizure of a 750-pound alligator from a Buffalo man. This segues into a broader critique of governmental overreach and the need for common sense in regulations.

Willie Robertson passionately asserts, “This is the United States of America, people.” (07:17), highlighting his stance against excessive oversight.

The hosts debate the balance between animal safety and personal freedoms, suggesting that with proper permits and checks, exotic pets like squirrels and alligators can coexist responsibly with their owners.

3. Family Pet Stories and Anecdotes

Duration: 19:25 – 29:58

The conversation shifts to personal stories about family pets, including raccoons, skunks, and the infamous Digger the Squirrel. These anecdotes serve to illustrate the joys and challenges of unconventional pet ownership.

Jase Robertson shares a touching story: “We fried that sucker up” (01:08), referring to a pet squirrel that made a nest in a newly purchased couch, leading to its unfortunate demise.

The hosts reminisce about their experiences with tame and affectionate squirrels, emphasizing the bond formed with animals like Digger, who “would eat out of your hands” (07:36).

4. Potty Training Chronicles

Duration: 23:28 – 56:38

A humorous segment unfolds as the hosts recount their potty training experiences with their children. Jase Robertson narrates his attempts to transition his son, Carter, from diapers to the toilet, leading to comical mishaps and triumphs.

Jase describes the moment Carter proudly announces, “I did it” (24:47), followed by the inevitable challenge of handling unexpected accidents.

This segment highlights the universal challenges of parenting, imbued with the Robertson family’s signature humor and camaraderie.

5. Thanksgiving Traditions and Culinary Tales

Duration: 49:43 – 55:08

As Thanksgiving approaches, the hosts discuss their favorite traditional dishes and non-traditional additions to the holiday spread. This culinary conversation showcases the diversity of family traditions and the Robertson family's unique twists on classic meals.

Phil Robertson shares, “I’m just gonna stick to turkey skin. Just the skin. That’s all I want. Fried turkey skin.” (50:33), reflecting his preference for crispy, flavorful additions to the meal.

The dialogue reveals the importance of food in bringing families together, while also allowing room for personal preferences and innovations.

6. Interactive Games and Host Dynamics

Duration: 38:00 – 56:38

In a lively segment, the hosts engage in interactive games, including guessing each other's fears and celebrity crushes. This playful interaction not only entertains but also offers listeners a glimpse into the personalities and relationships among the hosts.

Jase Robertson remarks, “We all answered somebody different. Fantastic.” (42:41), highlighting the diverse perspectives within the group.

The games foster a sense of community and camaraderie, reinforcing the familial bonds that underpin the show’s dynamic.

7. Reflections on Neighborly Relations and Social Conduct

Duration: 29:33 – 33:43

Towards the end, the discussion turns to the concept of being a good neighbor and the importance of kindness. Drawing from their personal experiences and teachings from Al Robertson, the hosts emphasize the value of fostering positive relationships within the community.

Si Robertson reflects, “I tell people that all the time.” (29:46), advocating for daily acts of kindness and generosity.

This segment underscores the show's recurring theme of family values and community spirit.

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Conclusion

In this episode of Duck Call Room, the Robertson family and co-hosts blend humor with heartfelt discussions, navigating topics from pet ownership controversies and parenting challenges to cherished Thanksgiving traditions and the essence of neighborly kindness. Through engaging storytelling and interactive segments, they provide listeners with both entertainment and meaningful reflections, staying true to their roots of sharing antics and heartfelt moments from the Duck Commander's life.

Notable Quotes:

• Phil Robertson [(04:22)]: “Peanut cannot ever find out the justice because they put Peanut down to see if he had rabies.”
• Jase Robertson [(12:25)]: “We don't know who? We don't know where this started. Or why it started.”
• Willie Robertson [(07:17)]: “This is the United States of America, people.”

This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, offering both new listeners and longtime fans a detailed overview of the engaging and diverse conversations that unfold in the Duck Call Room.

Transcript

[Phil Robertson]

You had rabbit and squirrels do this weekend?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Lucky for you, the government didn't get involved.

[Si Robertson]

Why is that?

[Phil Robertson]

Have y'all not seen the thing about the squirrel? Martin, you've seen the thing about it.

[Si Robertson]

Squirrels. Let me tell you. You cook a squirrel in a black iron skillet for about three hours and.

[Willie Robertson]

Just say, shake the bowl, pour some gravy over top of it, shake the meat off the bone.

[Si Robertson]

Talking about good.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, sounds good.

[Si Robertson]

Rabbit too.

[Phil Robertson]

Have you ever had a pet squirrel?

[Si Robertson]

A pet? Now you have?

[Willie Robertson]

Yep.

[Phil Robertson]

What was the pet squirrel's name? Si.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't remember.

[Phil Robertson]

Didn't name it.

[Willie Robertson]

But hey, mama had just bought a brand new couch, okay? Brand spanking new, bro. You know, brought it home, put it in the living room. You went in there and sat down in a spring, you heard that squirrel got up there and pulled cotton out of everything and made him a little nest.

[Jase Robertson]

He wasn't your pet no more, was it?

[Willie Robertson]

We fried that sucker up.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I figured that.

[Willie Robertson]

That's it.

[Phil Robertson]

You ate your pet.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Hold on.

[Jase Robertson]

Mama said, hey, but if the pop.

[Willie Robertson]

Him and skin him out, we figured, I have squirrel and dumpling.

[Jase Robertson]

If the past is in indication, he probably named the squirrel Beaver. Hey, you know, they had Eagle the pigeon. So you just go, a buddy of.

[Willie Robertson]

Mine had a big fox, squirrel and big teeth.

[Si Robertson]

I get it.

[Willie Robertson]

And hey, and he, he made one of the little trap doors like you do for the dog. He made it for a squirrel on the window. Well, that squirrel would go out and go in the hickory nut tree. He'd go over and just, you know, he was, he was like. He was the size of a young fox. I said that squirrel probably weighed seven pounds.

[Si Robertson]

That was a bull.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no, he was y'all marbled fat.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, I got a picture of a fox on my spy point deer camera.

[Jase Robertson]

Red.

[Si Robertson]

He keeps coming. Well, he's black and white because it's a night picture.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I know if it's a red or a gray fox, right, boys?

[Si Robertson]

He's probably gray out there in the mountains. Bar Kansas.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I got a three legged one at the house.

[Si Robertson]

World fox, they got a cat up there too. Wow.

[Jase Robertson]

I got three legged red fox at the house.

[Si Robertson]

No, they got pictures of him.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, mountain lion.

[Willie Robertson]

Mountain lion.

[Jase Robertson]

Puma in the mountain.

[Si Robertson]

No, it's a mountain lion in the mountain.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a puma.

[Si Robertson]

No, mountain lion.

[Willie Robertson]

No, it's a puma. No, that's the same thing, dummy.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. Anyway, back to squirrels.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. What happened with squirrels? So you sent something in a group. Texas center we talked about.

[Phil Robertson]

There is a famous squirrel on Instagram.

[Willie Robertson]

A famous squirrel.

[Jase Robertson]

Peanut.

[Phil Robertson]

Peanut the Squirrel has over 700,000 followers.

[Jase Robertson]

As he should.

[Phil Robertson]

He lives in New York.

[Si Robertson]

Wow.

[Jase Robertson]

That is not. That is not good for Peanut's future. He lives in New York.

[Si Robertson]

New York City.

[Willie Robertson]

And the suckers are cowboys.

[Si Robertson]

No trees in New York City.

[Jase Robertson]

Not many. Please make Peanut your profile picture for the time being. Hashtag justice. Peanut, we love you all.

[Phil Robertson]

What it is about to take a dark.

[Si Robertson]

Central park got some giant about to take a.

[Jase Robertson]

What?

[Phil Robertson]

It's about to take a dark turn. This story does not end well.

[Si Robertson]

What's the matter?

[Willie Robertson]

What's the matter?

[Phil Robertson]

The famous squirrel. Somebody was upset because apparently there's certain animals you can't have as pets. Called in the people who were making Peanut the squirrel famous.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

The authorities arrived.

[Jase Robertson]

No.

[Phil Robertson]

Confiscated Peanut.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no. They confiscated the squirrel and the.

[Phil Robertson]

There was also a pet raccoon in the house. Also confiscated that and then tore their house apart.

[Willie Robertson]

Sued. Hey, is this in New York City?

[Phil Robertson]

I'm not sure.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, get your lawyer and sue the piss out of them.

[Phil Robertson]

So here's the problem. Guess what happened next.

[Willie Robertson]

This is unconstitutional.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, when you run that on Instagram, Hunter put justice for peanuts.

[Willie Robertson]

Hashtag justiceforpina.

[Jase Robertson]

Sue the piss out of him.

[Phil Robertson]

But here's the deal. Peanut cannot ever find out the justice because they put Peanut down to see if he had rabies. The government showed up to a man's house.

[Si Robertson]

That's why we need squirrel and killed it.

[Jase Robertson]

That's. Let me get this. Let me get this.

[Si Robertson]

That's why we need some change.

[Jase Robertson]

Let me get this straight. Our government two days before the election. Forget the election.

[Willie Robertson]

What's that? Forget the election right now.

[Jase Robertson]

Let's just go with basic math.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

They can't balance a budget, which is one of the easiest things in the world to do.

[Willie Robertson]

That's right. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

The pack their pockets too much.

[Jase Robertson]

However, we got enough people to field a call complaining about a squirrel on Instagram. On Instagram to go knock on the door, take their squirrel and then put it down to c. If it had rabies.

[Phil Robertson]

The agency said in why can't they run a blood test that wildlife was being kept illegally and potentially unsafely.

[Willie Robertson]

New York City needs to fire all yalls politicians kick the whole bunch out of New York City. Period. Hey, they can't come back in. What is the world I'm looking for?

[Si Robertson]

They gone.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know Oust but only fans is a thing that's.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, we're going that route.

[Jase Robertson]

And there's porn on Twitter.

[Willie Robertson]

This is the United States of America.

[Jase Robertson]

But we can't even have a squirrel.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, this is the United States of America, people.

[Si Robertson]

What happened to common sense?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. What happened to we the people? This place sucks.

[Phil Robertson]

And the thing was, he took the squirrel in cause he saw the squirrel's mom, he's assuming, get hit by a car. Squirrel was a baby, so he was.

[Jase Robertson]

Doing a nice job.

[Phil Robertson]

Let me nurse it to health. He was a good Samaritan then, you know, you put a cowboy hat and let a squirrel eat a waffle. Yeah, people are going to like that.

[Jase Robertson]

So I was at a. I was at an expo this summer in Birmingham, Alabama for Duck Commander, and they had a squirrel there. Water skiing.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, water skiing. Squirrels have been the rage.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh yeah, that's been a race for you.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I understand, but. So is it because Peanut Butter didn't have a permit?

[Willie Robertson]

No, no, I know what it was, I. Jealousy. Is it because they couldn't stand it today?

[Jase Robertson]

Why not just knock on the door and say, look here, folks, somebody if you want to keep Peanut, you got to get. Here's the steps you got to go through and give them the opportunity to go through. Said, obviously Peanut ain't a killer.

[Si Robertson]

Now we got to kill that thing. He might kill him.

[Willie Robertson]

And we've got way too much government oversight here. And people's personal.

[Jase Robertson]

It is some bullshit.

[Si Robertson]

That's crazy.

[Phil Robertson]

You know how old Peanut the squirrel was? 7.

[Jase Robertson]

That's probably like 70 in human years. I mean, seven year old squirrel, that's a long one. Like I wouldn't even want to shoot him. He ain't gonna be tender enough to eat now.

[Phil Robertson]

We can't eat Peanut the squirrel.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't want to eat Peanut.

[Phil Robertson]

I was a little worried about bringing Peanut up to y'all.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't want to eat Peanut. But there are wild squirrels out there that are made of delicious meat that we do kill and eat, which is fine and hey.

[Willie Robertson]

And that is my favorite wild game.

[Jase Robertson]

But at the same time, if somebody has a pet squirrel, like at my mom's house, we got a squirrel that's got like three quarters of his tail gone. I got no interest in killing that squirrel.

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

Cause my boys love him and he comes and entertains them. We at this office, I'll bring him.

[Phil Robertson]

In the house because then the government's.

[Jase Robertson]

Showing up at this office, for crying out loud. We had one that would eat out of your hands named Digger. Remember Digger?

[Phil Robertson]

I remember him. He was a good squirrel.

[Jase Robertson]

Look, Digger, watch me clean squirrels just cause I like to eat them. Don't mean I want to kill all of them. There was a pet.

[Phil Robertson]

We had a squirrel that lived outside that we fed so much, you could feed him out of your hand.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. His name was Digger. You could go out there and whistle and say, hey, Digger. And here he'd come. Like, I mean, in New York, he was tame. He lived best looking at his life. He lived in that big oak tree across the road there. Digger would come down every morning. You could hand that rascal peanuts and he'd sit there and eat them.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he was a very good squirrel.

[Jase Robertson]

But you know what?

[Phil Robertson]

People are upset. Why would. Who would call in somebody for. That's another question I have.

[Si Robertson]

Somebody likes to.

[Jase Robertson]

Is it a rival squirrel?

[Phil Robertson]

I don't think so.

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[Si Robertson]

It's just some people are happiest when they're causing trouble or making other people's.

[Jase Robertson]

And I didn't. We all know somebody growing up down here that had a pet raccoon. I mean, like, I knew several people. I had a pet raccoon.

[Si Robertson]

I had a pet skunk.

[Phil Robertson]

The lady that lived in a certain house that one of the stars of Duck Dynasty now lives in. She was very serious about animals.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And always had some sort of weird rehabilitating wildlife in her house, which is awesome. You know, it wasn't for me.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I had a pet. She.

[Phil Robertson]

That's what she liked doing. I would never have. We would have never called it in. Like, hey, how dare you have a squirrel in your own home.

[Jase Robertson]

It is some bull, man. What was your skunk's name?

[Si Robertson]

Goblin Stinky.

[Jase Robertson]

That's a little long.

[Willie Robertson]

I could have told you that. It was old Stinky.

[Jase Robertson]

Did he have his gland removed?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, my sister did it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, okay. When he's a babe.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, there's a black squirrel.

[Phil Robertson]

Boy, that's peanut.

[Jase Robertson]

That's peanut.

[Phil Robertson]

But they make.

[Willie Robertson]

Not only did they kill a squirrel, they killed a rare squirrel.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Look at him.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey.

[Phil Robertson]

And a trained squirrel.

[Si Robertson]

Let me tell you.

[Phil Robertson]

He belonged in Hollywood.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, he. See how he's attacking that man. He's got rabies.

[Jase Robertson]

But even worse, he was in New York.

[Si Robertson]

Good.

[Jase Robertson]

What about that is unsafe condition, my man. Jumping through a hula hoop. Look how happy he is.

[Phil Robertson]

Happiest squirrel in America.

[Si Robertson]

Look at that.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's some bull.

[Willie Robertson]

I still think you ought to sue New York City.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, sue him and buy you some looser pants there, big dog.

[Phil Robertson]

He's a very athletic man. Apparently he did push ups and ran parkour with the squirrel.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

No need for a VHS thing anymore. I don't even know what those are called anymore.

[Si Robertson]

What was it?

[Jase Robertson]

Player? Vcr.

[Phil Robertson]

There it is. I forgot it's been so long.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

They're assuming somebody named Karen did it. That's all.

[Jase Robertson]

That's a little on the nose.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's all. The news says good night, and they.

[Si Robertson]

They need to be run out on the rail.

[Phil Robertson]

The raccoon's name was Fred. It was.

[Jase Robertson]

It was Fred. And Peanut got.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, I was Freddie Freeloader.

[Jase Robertson]

Freddie Freeloader.

[Willie Robertson]

I knew that. I knew that. Fred is a freeloader.

[Jase Robertson]

Boys, he won them on your porch.

[Si Robertson]

I thought he was a clown, I'm telling you.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no, no, I wasn't. That was George. George was clown.

[Jase Robertson]

That's just terrible.

[Willie Robertson]

It is terrible.

[Si Robertson]

That is pitiful.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, well, that's New York for you.

[Jase Robertson]

At least give the man a chance to get the paperwork right. Cause all this really probably boiled down to was paperwork. And that's the biggest tragedy in all of it.

[Willie Robertson]

And the one that called it in, which was a human being that, hey, he didn't want to see anybody miserable.

[Si Robertson]

We need to pray for them now. Look, they're very sad.

[Jase Robertson]

I wanted to say, you don't need everybody in America having wildlife as pets. They will, you know, at some point.

[Phil Robertson]

Joe Exotic needed to have a couple tigers taken away.

[Jase Robertson]

There we go. There it is. Cause we see the other side this. But this was obviously a different.

[Si Robertson]

Well, a squirrel can't.

[Jase Robertson]

Situation.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a great picture you just had. I saw it shows a cat and Peanut on this window seal.

[Jase Robertson]

Look at that.

[Phil Robertson]

Justice for peanut.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, we need to learn.

[Si Robertson]

What do you say? What do you see?

[Jase Robertson]

I can't say much, but in the days of social media, I hope whoever runs that page is getting paid right now.

[Phil Robertson]

I think they've gotten a lot of followers. But here's the thing. You know what? They did they. Before it even happened, they had already opened up an animal sanctuary for rehabilitating animals. So these are good people who love animal. They had horses. They got llamas just trying to get hurt. Animals back on their feet. And they had one squirrel in their house.

[Jase Robertson]

And Pinot got got.

[Phil Robertson]

And Peanut got got.

[Jase Robertson]

That's terrible.

[Phil Robertson]

They need T shirts.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I'd buy one.

[Phil Robertson]

I would.

[Willie Robertson]

Hold on.

[Phil Robertson]

They might.

[Willie Robertson]

That's pathetic.

[Phil Robertson]

We don't have any products to show here right now. They might.

[Jase Robertson]

They're working on it.

[Phil Robertson]

Peanutsfreedomfarm.com better have some T shirts.

[Jase Robertson]

They're working on it.

[Willie Robertson]

Why?

[Si Robertson]

But wait.

[Phil Robertson]

I own a Birds Aren't Real T shirt if you think I ain't gonna buy a Peanuts justice for Peanut shirt. I mean, I didn't want to go onto a dark sad turn to start this episode off. But when I saw it this morning, I was just like, man, well if.

[Jase Robertson]

They can do that, then what else can they do? That's the issue that. That's where like where are we drawing a line here?

[Si Robertson]

There ain't no line to draw.

[Jase Robertson]

That's what I'm talking about. Which is a problem that we're at the root of the problem is that.

[Si Robertson]

If you start enjoying yourself, they fix shut you down.

[Jase Robertson]

Don't you dare have fun.

[Si Robertson]

No, don't smile, don't do nothing. Just give me your money. I'm gonna tax you on this too.

[Willie Robertson]

And don't you dare laugh.

[Jase Robertson]

Now his life probably saved over a 7.50 permit. Honestly, that's what's terrible.

[Phil Robertson]

Here's what's crazy though. They showed up to the house with and they. The dude said it was like a. He was a drug dealer. They were looking in the toilets. They were looking everywhere for squirt. They got a squirrel and a raccoon.

[Jase Robertson]

Guess what? He's trained. He ain't going far.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, what are they. What are we doing?

[Jase Robertson]

I mean they may Free Willy jump over them rocks and nobody get mad about that.

[Phil Robertson]

That was a sweet jump too. I mean good grit has there.

[Jase Robertson]

You imagine he come up a little short? That's a problem.

[Phil Robertson]

There's never been a greater jump than Free Willy to the tune of. Will you be there Just going up over that kid. Black River. Sorry, I'm. I'm gonna be stuck on that for a minute. Anyways.

[Si Robertson]

I assume that's a movie.

[Phil Robertson]

Free Willie. It's a pretty good one. That's not about our old boss.

[Jase Robertson]

That's from the 1900s, is it?

[Phil Robertson]

See, I am reading another article about Peanut. Though CNN did have to stick up for him. The. The DEC in New York stick up. Not peanut authorities. Because look, that guy's not the first animal owner to have his pet confiscated in New York. There's precedence because New York also seized a buffalo area man's alligator. And that guy's now suing the state of New York to get his 750 pound reptile back.

[Willie Robertson]

Right on.

[Jase Robertson]

Now see, I don't know that you.

[Phil Robertson]

Should have 750 pound alligators in Buffalo.

[Jase Robertson]

Again, I'm not.

[Willie Robertson]

Look, hey, it ain't none of the government's business if he's got a 750 pound pound alligator.

[Jase Robertson]

That one is a problem.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, you know what? I'm with S. But I.

[Willie Robertson]

No, hey, government defense is not allowed. This is the United States Of America.

[Jase Robertson]

Which is exactly why it is allowed. I thought you telling me government.

[Si Robertson]

I think that's why we got on the boat.

[Jase Robertson]

It's not allowed. What do you have to do to get your truck? What do you have to do to get your driver? What you got to do to get your hunting license? You tell me government interference ain't allowed. Why aren't you duck hunting today?

[Willie Robertson]

It ain't open.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, well, heaven forbid the government interfere.

[Willie Robertson]

Because I'm a good citizen.

[Jase Robertson]

Like, okay, we should be able to have whatever.

[Si Robertson]

Look, I'm like, there ain't no ducks down here.

[Willie Robertson]

The government right here is being rude.

[Jase Robertson]

I. I do not disagree.

[Willie Robertson]

Old house and took something is alligator was yours.

[Jase Robertson]

I do not disagree.

[Willie Robertson]

Answer.

[Jase Robertson]

But when you're raising apex predators that are not normally found in that ecosystem, they can eat an alligator.

[Phil Robertson]

An alligator in buffalo.

[Jase Robertson]

We just need to make sure everything's okay over here. That's all I'm saying. That'd be like if I were raising a pack of wolves.

[Willie Robertson]

I'll back up. I'll back up. Okay. I can see them. I could see them coming in, knocking on door and say, sir, I hear you've got animal pets.

[Jase Robertson]

Let me check on them.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, look, here's what you need to do. You got to make. Take them to the veterinarian, make sure they ain't got rabies, get your shots at all.

[Jase Robertson]

Agree.

[Willie Robertson]

Fine. Now, if they had done that, I said, hey, okay?

[Jase Robertson]

And I agree with that. Just so you know, we're on the same page.

[Willie Robertson]

Overstep their authority when they come in and kill that animal.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't disagree with that.

[Phil Robertson]

What if it is an alligator, though?

[Jase Robertson]

I agree with everything you just said.

[Willie Robertson]

They ain't got no authority to come in my house.

[Si Robertson]

Them things are edible.

[Willie Robertson]

Coming in my house and killing my pet dog or killing Sweet Feet government.

[Phil Robertson]

You kill Sweet Pea, we gonna riot.

[Willie Robertson]

No, hey, yo, apex predator. You're supposed to be the law, not Sweet Pea.

[Si Robertson]

Protect and serve.

[Willie Robertson]

You're supposed to do what's right. That's what's wrong with this country right now.

[Jase Robertson]

What's right in that regard?

[Willie Robertson]

Too many people doing what's wrong, and they're getting away with it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, and what's right in that regard is just make sure you got all the paperwork and everything checks out. Hey, like, go do all the stuff. Make sure you've been through training paperwork.

[Phil Robertson]

To have a squirrel, though, is a problem.

[Si Robertson]

That is pretty interesting.

[Jase Robertson]

Alligator, you know, the biggest problem with that, though, is there's even sicker humans that would Be doing that for a worse reason than a pet squirrel. That's why I say because there are sicker humans. There has to be some sort of regulation because there are people that would just be farming the squirrels.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, God knows what my beards look like.

[Si Robertson]

Nose Jammer.

[Jase Robertson]

Praise Jesus for Doug Dynasty.

[Phil Robertson]

I was gonna say back to Duck Dynasty, season four.

[Jase Robertson]

So we got rid of taco meat shower this morning.

[Phil Robertson]

I can't really smell my beard. It's.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, boy. Oh.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, man. Well, I don't want to stay on rules and regulations. I do too long.

[Phil Robertson]

At what point? What point? We should be able to have at least one of any animal we want, though. I don't care if it's a Triceratops. I mean, if I just have one.

[Jase Robertson]

There, she has to be tight now.

[Si Robertson]

Somebody come get him and they.

[Willie Robertson]

We got dog catchers that run around and catch stray dogs and stuff and put them in pounds and all that, and they, you know, give them their shots and all this. Make sure they're good.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, but nobody would have caught that squirrel that had just said, oh, look, family, neighborhood squirrel.

[Si Robertson]

I'm just saying, nobody caught a cat. Stinky.

[Jase Robertson]

From what I seen of my man Peanut, all you had to do is, like, put a cracker in your mouth and you'd have called him.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, it's right here.

[Jase Robertson]

Like, wouldn't have been that big.

[Phil Robertson]

I just. I think if I want a pet bear, I should be able to have a pet bear.

[Jase Robertson]

You should.

[Si Robertson]

That would be silly, though.

[Jase Robertson]

You should if you. If that's what. But you should have. There should be some steps taken to make sure that the bear is also in consideration and not just the human.

[Willie Robertson]

That's right.

[Jase Robertson]

So.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm very excited.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Now, that is very true. This would be a good time to actually dial in on what a Marxist actually is.

[Phil Robertson]

Nobody has a clue, but we're just calling it each other.

[Jase Robertson]

No, they're definitely buzzwords.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

Do it today.

[Jase Robertson]

I was going to tell you what young Waylon did last.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I've heard part of this.

[Jase Robertson]

Johnny D knows because he sent me a picture or a video from his potty training days of Carter, which was hilarious, by the way.

[Phil Robertson]

He goes, I got a video. Carter. The first time he ever earned the right to say, I've done this movie. He's sitting there, he's all sweaty. He goes, dad, I did it. I did it.

[Jase Robertson]

It's so good.

[Willie Robertson]

I pulled it off.

[Jase Robertson]

My favorite part is like the snot coming out of his nose.

[Phil Robertson]

I was crying, he was crying. Whole family was crying. But we learned how to take a dump in a toilet.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that was fantastic. But no, Waylon last night stands up. So we're not pushing potty training. We're not like the people that say, oh, it hit two years, you gotta start. We're but that Waylon knows what the potty is. So he stood up in bath to bathtub and said, poo, poo potty. And I was like, you bet you, buddy. Hey, let's get you out of this bathtub. And B, let's get you on that potty. So I took him out bathtub. I stood him right there because I had to grab the little potty thing. Get it over close because he's soaking wet. I didn't want him walking over to it, busting his butt.

[Willie Robertson]

And dad was too slow.

[Jase Robertson]

And by the time I got the potty to him, there was a. I mean, what's the way we say this unitard? Yeah, there was poop on the floor.

[Phil Robertson]

That's better than something hitting the van.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, especially this because. Yeah, poop on the consistency was a little off, but I know, because I had to clean it up, but not to change food. So it wasn't. It wasn't much. So I was like, well, he still got to go. You know, you don't stand up in a panic over this. Like I say, I put him on the toilet, and he just sitting there looking at me.

[Phil Robertson]

Yep, that's what they do.

[Jase Robertson]

And he just looking at me, looking at me. I said, buddy, if you. You poo poo in that potty, I gave you a sucker. Still looking at a side dollar.

[Si Robertson]

Gotta save money.

[Jase Robertson]

No, I. So I. What. What. What gets him is excavators. I said, well, we can go get you a brand new excavator. You poo poo on that potty.

[Willie Robertson]

That's right.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, and he's just. Still just looking at me. And so after about five minutes of begging and pleading, I just said, I. We're done. Hey, thank. I said, thank you for not pooping in the tub. And that's where we left it. Left it at a positive. You didn't poop in the bathtub. High five. Let's put a diaper on and you can go on about your business. I need to get your brother out of the bathtub. I put that diaper on him, and the boy takes about two steps and just fills it up.

[Si Robertson]

Huh?

[Jase Robertson]

And I was like, what they do?

[Si Robertson]

Offer him a dollar next time, See what happens.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know. He don't know the concept of money.

[Phil Robertson]

Arter had to go to Toys R Us. You don't even have.

[Si Robertson]

They know it.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't even have that for you.

[Si Robertson]

If it was Johanna, I'd say, I'm gonna take your library card away. Well, you say that she walked a tall line.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no, no, no. That's what. I don't trace her. We'll take the books away.

[Si Robertson]

That's the first place she went when she got her driver's license.

[Willie Robertson]

Library officers. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. So I don't. That was. That was a fun, fun evening last night. But it did lead to a fun video from Johnny.

[Phil Robertson]

I mean, should I show that.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, it's hilarious. Absolutely. And also, I found out a new toy, like a new reward because Carter got something way cooler or than a sucker or a new excavator.

[Phil Robertson]

All right, Carter, don't be mad at me if you're like 14. When you're 16 and watching this, this is the first time you took a dump in a toilet.

[Jase Robertson]

This is great.

[Willie Robertson]

What happened? You did it.

[Phil Robertson]

What does J mama owe you? What does J mama owe you?

[Jase Robertson]

Your flashlight.

[Phil Robertson]

A flashlight. All right, high five. Say, that was a tough one.

[Willie Robertson]

And it is stinky.

[Phil Robertson]

Good job, bud.

[Jase Robertson]

When he blows that snot bubble out and says a flashlight, he's like, I did it, flashlight.

[Phil Robertson]

And I remember, dude, it was. It was rough. I mean, you train on them every day. Just leave them naked. Yeah, one of the. This is. I don't want to get child protective services called on me, but one of my best moves was once they did it in their underwear. You just take them outside and hose them down. And colder it is outside, the less they want to experience that again.

[Jase Robertson]

So there you go.

[Phil Robertson]

This hose them.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I never had to do that with Carter, though.

[Jase Robertson]

Give them the hose. No, but he got a flashlight.

[Phil Robertson]

And then I remember we went to Toys R Us. That's how old my kids are. Toys R Us was still a thing. He got to pick out one thing.

[Si Robertson]

Well, good.

[Phil Robertson]

Lightning McQueen.

[Jase Robertson]

Lightning McQueen. That's what he come home with.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Where do your kids go to a toy store? I just realized your kids don't have a toy store.

[Jase Robertson]

The problem is there's everywhere's a toy store. Like, you walk into gas stations here and they got monster trucks and, like, you know, there is no toy store anymore. Like, Walmart got it. Brookshire's got it.

[Phil Robertson]

Like, that's true.

[Jase Robertson]

Target got it.

[Phil Robertson]

Do you remember one time Carter got a reward.

[Jase Robertson]

Do not go to tractor supply. If they love excavators, bulldozers.

[Phil Robertson]

I got a bunch of toys there.

[Jase Robertson]

At the front door.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, they're smart.

[Jase Robertson]

And buddy, as soon as you walk in them two little. I mean, I like.

[Phil Robertson]

That's why we got. We got them little kid poles right beside the bathroom. Because if a kid comes in that store, he's gonna have to go to the bathroom. I sold a spider man pole this morning.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go. It's all about where you. I mean, Academy's got toys. Like, it doesn't matter.

[Phil Robertson]

Everywhere.

[Jase Robertson]

Everywhere you. Everywhere they go, they got toys for something.

[Phil Robertson]

So side doesn't need toys. He just finds random objects and turns.

[Jase Robertson]

To make racket I make my own boys. Oh, man.

[Phil Robertson]

But potty training.

[Jase Robertson]

Potty training. Justice for Whalen, justice for Peanut. Justice for Peanut. Poor Peanut man.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, it's sad.

[Si Robertson]

That's what Phil Robertson told me when he was sharing the gospel with me. He said, you ever just tried to be good? I kind of thought about it.

[Willie Robertson]

Look at. Look at it.

[Si Robertson]

And now.

[Phil Robertson]

I never tried to be.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that's a novel idea.

[Si Robertson]

They said you can try.

[Jase Robertson]

Novel concept, novel.

[Si Robertson]

Just try to be good. I had to think about it. I never just tried.

[Jase Robertson]

Even if you don't believe, what's wrong with, you know, looking at your neighbor and saying, you know what? I love you.

[Si Robertson]

I tell people that all time.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I would. I would love what would happen if we actually would do it.

[Jase Robertson]

Just love each other.

[Si Robertson]

Just one of the commandments. Just one of them.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm a bad neighbor.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm going to say it.

[Si Robertson]

You're a terrible neighbor. That's what you said.

[Jase Robertson]

Now you admitted that.

[Phil Robertson]

I just don't like people.

[Willie Robertson]

Why are you a terrible neighbor?

[Si Robertson]

All right, define that.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I don't know the people that names around. Of the four people, four closest houses to me, I only know the people's names to my left.

[Si Robertson]

Look, I know them all. Every time I see them, I say.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, yeah, but that's fine. That don't. They don't mean you're terrible. You know what, though? You love them. If you saw something going down over, you'd be like, okay, oh, yeah, I'd.

[Phil Robertson]

Go help them if something.

[Jase Robertson]

You ain't got to know somebody's name.

[Phil Robertson]

But I like, you know, those people are like, hey, welcome to the neighborhood. Here's some.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, no, no, I understand what he's saying.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah. No, I don't do that either.

[Si Robertson]

They might be diabetic and can't eat them.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Because he goes home and keeps to himself.

[Willie Robertson]

Yo, next to me. That next door to me, they know you, buddy.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, they know you.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, no, but I mean, that roof.

[Phil Robertson]

That roof gives you away.

[Jase Robertson]

Ever since Jackson, you know, like, started his early campaign for mayor, I mean, we're getting to know more of our nation neighbors. Because, like, he don't care. He'll walk up to any of them and, you know, give him a hug and.

[Willie Robertson]

I know.

[Jase Robertson]

But, hey, move on.

[Phil Robertson]

Carter did that the other day. There's been.

[Willie Robertson]

That is a good thing.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I know. I'm. I'm thrilled. I am thrilled that he's not one of those. That's like, you know, Carter, the other.

[Phil Robertson]

Day, the neighbor across the street there. Probably about a year. Hadn't really met him. I'm. Nice. Wave. Whatever.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Carter sees him, goes, what's up, bro? And I was like, stop, man. We don't know this guy. He don't. He might not want to talk to us.

[Si Robertson]

Carter's like, hey, you gotta make somebody smile every day. Do you do that? That's what Chris Rice says.

[Phil Robertson]

I guess I would think I do.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a good one. Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

People walk out of honey hole, smile.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, so you probably hand out more smiles than frowns.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, you just want to be a net positive. At the end of the day, you ain't gonna win them all.

[Phil Robertson]

Who said that? Chris who?

[Si Robertson]

Rice.

[Phil Robertson]

He said you got to make everybody smile once a day or you got to make somebody smile.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Goblin. Did you know that if you give two thumbs up, you smile bigger?

[Si Robertson]

I didn't know that.

[Jase Robertson]

That's Carter Owen, 20. 72 or whatever. I don't know.

[Phil Robertson]

Who knows?

[Si Robertson]

72? That's 20 years. No, that's more than 20 years.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know.

[Phil Robertson]

Terrible math. Wait.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I tell you, we're not gonna let him balance.

[Si Robertson]

No, I'll just spend.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, he said, hey.

[Willie Robertson]

He just spent. Hey, Paul is the one that balances.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that's what she tells me. She says, we're on lockdown, buddy.

[Willie Robertson]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

Especially in another month.

[Phil Robertson]

You're on lockdown. Yeah, we're on lockdown.

[Willie Robertson]

You can't spend no money.

[Phil Robertson]

I saw an adult onesie for Christmas on the Internet last night. I was like, I'm about to buy that. I was like, nope, I gotta stop buying stupid stuff.

[Jase Robertson]

The ones that academy they got. I got some in my house. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

That's like, man, nad's got it set up. If Jay runs his card, her phone.

[Phil Robertson]

Goes, oh, no, sir. I know they do that.

[Jase Robertson]

I get that. Yeah. No, I'm telling you.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, Paula knows when I use it.

[Willie Robertson]

She'll tell alert. But I keep doing just birthday. Next day, hey, phone call. Hey, what'd you spend that $30 for?

[Jase Robertson]

No.

[Phil Robertson]

You'd be amazed at how many people come in the shop. They. They're like, my wife's about to get a text that I spent this much money. And I'm like, you can turn that off.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's an easy feature to.

[Phil Robertson]

Nope, I ain't. Yeah, no, Allison don't need to know every time I spend $15.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I don't care.

[Jase Robertson]

And I don't care either. I don't want to know when Britney spend. I Care less. Like, what's the number? What's the. What's the bottom line number there? Yeah, we're good. All right.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Keep up with that and we're okay.

[Phil Robertson]

If you show up at home with something that, like, I have to carry inside the house because it's too heavy for you, then I might ask questions.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't even ask him. I just.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm asking, then he's asking. Why are we buying this? This is too heavy.

[Willie Robertson]

You got to get personally involved in these glass.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that is a cool one, man. Be kind, but see Nan doing that, she better kind of come in, stuff out the squirrel.

[Si Robertson]

We just gotta find out if it's over a thousand dollars. We gotta tell each other. That's what we got to tell each other. If it's over a thousand dollars.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a good one.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

Well, we gotta know. I gotta know which car do you.

[Willie Robertson]

His backup was.

[Jase Robertson]

You buy a lot of stuff for about 700. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Don't have to tell.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, can you run. Can you run this one twice for 700? Yeah, that's right. What you said. Only if it's over a thousand. It was just 700. I don't know what to.

[Phil Robertson]

I like it.

[Jase Robertson]

Golly. I ain't never in my life seen nothing like that. Well, Hunter's got a new idea he wants us to try.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, what is it?

[Jase Robertson]

Let's take a break and let Hunter get.

[Phil Robertson]

We're trying a Hunter idea.

[Jase Robertson]

I think it's worth. I think it's worth worthy of trying. I think we could learn some interesting things about ourselves.

[Si Robertson]

Lay it on us. Lay it on us.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm upset, though. Hunter didn't tell me.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, you don't get here until it's time to hit record.

[Phil Robertson]

Hunter played Call of Duty together the other night. And he didn't mention it.

[Jase Robertson]

How'd that turn out?

[Phil Robertson]

I'm way better than Hunter at Call of Duty.

[Willie Robertson]

No, we learned.

[Phil Robertson]

In your face, Hunter. I had to tell the whole world. Anyway, let's do Hunter's idea. Yeah, I'm better than him at Call of Duty.

[Jase Robertson]

We'll be back right after this. Have you ever been out in the swamp hours, deep into a hunt, and thought, man, I could really use a freshness right about now about when I get home. I always think about day four, teal season. I think that every year. Obviously, we're talking about our friends over at Mando.

[Phil Robertson]

Check this out. It's a deodorant. Wipe.

[Jase Robertson]

You just so you just wipe in yourself. What do you smell Like I smell good now.

[Phil Robertson]

I was kind of rank earlier.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

There's no way this works because now we're just going to be writing messages.

[Jase Robertson]

Jesus. I read that in Kurt Live.

[Willie Robertson]

I said Jesus.

[Phil Robertson]

What does size say?

[Jase Robertson]

John is nine foot tall. No, he is not.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, that's what Paula said.

[Jase Robertson]

False. No, that's true.

[Willie Robertson]

In her eyes, he is nine foot tall.

[Jase Robertson]

We're playing truth or dare.

[Phil Robertson]

All right.

[Jase Robertson]

All right, Hunter, go ahead.

[Phil Robertson]

Giving us whiteboards. What are we doing? I'm so nervous.

[E]

All right, so I have. Have a list of questions that I can ask you guys if you guys all want to answer at once. Or we can do it where you guys take turns asking questions and trying to guess what the.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I think let's do that. Like, you pick one person and the other the. No, the other three of us have to answer about that person. Right? Yeah. Okay, so there you go. Ask the question, I guess, and then we'll. You can pick whoever you want to answer it.

[E]

So we're going to start with Cy guessing the answer. Okay, you guys?

[Jase Robertson]

All right, so sigh. Don't write your answer yet.

[E]

Who is size? Celebrity crush.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, well, that's easy, man.

[Willie Robertson]

Who is my what?

[Jase Robertson]

Celebrity crush.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm also into a redhead in the celebrity world, but I don't have to answer.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, we're writing it down.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, we have to answer like size. Going to answer. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Nailed it.

[Jase Robertson]

Is that how you spell her? Last night, I just went with that.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I put it. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Are we all right? Yeah, we all wrote Reba.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's correct.

[Willie Robertson]

Or I would. The other one would be.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, there's two. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

One of them's Dolly.

[Willie Robertson]

The other one.

[Jase Robertson]

There's Dolly Gobble. Got them both. Extra points for Goblin. He got them both.

[Phil Robertson]

Man's got a tight.

[Si Robertson]

I may go now.

[Phil Robertson]

A little sassy, and she's a little country. And if they're both that size into it.

[Willie Robertson]

She's a little lippy.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, There you go. All right, Hunter, what you got? Next? We're. Hey, look at there. Look at us, though. We know each other. This is. This is fun.

[E]

All right, well, this one, it's for Godwin.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay.

[E]

Who would play Godwin in a movie?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, don't let me see that.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, got it.

[Jase Robertson]

I got it.

[Willie Robertson]

Got it.

[Phil Robertson]

I think I've nailed this one.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I got this one down.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's the guy. I thought.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no, I got this.

[Phil Robertson]

You think so?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I got this.

[Phil Robertson]

Is it the same as mine? No, it's not the same as mine.

[Willie Robertson]

Big dummy. He said, hey, who's gonna play him?

[Phil Robertson]

That's not. That's John Goodman, not Joe Godwin. Oh, I went with John Goodman. Bible sales.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, that's a good one. Hey, Larry the cable. Oh, that's fire. I went with Jack Black.

[Willie Robertson]

I went, oh.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, what?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, Larry the cable guy won that.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm going to give it to Jack Black.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't even know him.

[Phil Robertson]

Bowser. That's. You know what? I actually. Yeah, that's. I think Jack, Larry the cable guy is probably the right answer.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that is that. When. When I saw that from size. Oh, wow, that's a good one. He picked me, but that was a great answer. I didn't either. Never even came across.

[Si Robertson]

Jack Black stunt.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go. Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

And you are the world's best backwards driver. So.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

All right. Hunter.

[Phil Robertson]

Hunter.

[E]

All right, for John David, who is the most competitive of what out of all four of you in this room?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I don't think. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, I know who. Well, this one's just anybody. Answer. But who do we think is the most competitive out of all four of us?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I got it wrong, huh? Really competitive.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, we gotta act.

[Phil Robertson]

You ever heard him talk?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, yeah, but I mean, like, he.

[Si Robertson]

Just talks more than everybody.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. I don't mean he.

[Si Robertson]

He sleep, because he sleeps all the time.

[Phil Robertson]

Who do you think the most competitive?

[Jase Robertson]

You gotta write it down.

[Willie Robertson]

Gotta write it down.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know.

[Jase Robertson]

This is about to be funny, because right now I know three of the answers, and they're all different.

[Phil Robertson]

You wrote me.

[Jase Robertson]

I did.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, compet Godwin. You gotta break the tie. I said, sigh.

[Jase Robertson]

Johnny D is the guy who's played the most games with you. You are cutthroat, big dog.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, yeah, if I'm gonna play something, I'm gonna win.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, that would be the definition of competition, so.

[Phil Robertson]

But like, Cy. Have you ever heard him talk about poker?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he talks about poker.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, but he's terrible. He's not competitive.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he just goes to play.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, he's just there for a good time.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm there for a good time.

[Si Robertson]

He's giving somebody rent money.

[Phil Robertson]

Hold on, hold on. Why do you say Martin the most competitive?

[Willie Robertson]

Because I hunt with him.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm pretty competitive with a shotgun.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, well, shotgun. He.

[Jase Robertson]

He's going, hey, I'm getting mine.

[Willie Robertson]

He's gonna get here.

[Phil Robertson]

We're out there. I'm just following along. I don't. I know where I stand, so.

[Jase Robertson]

That's funny. We all answered somebody different. Fantastic.

[Phil Robertson]

We're all competitive in our own way. Yeah, unfortunately. Mine's Mario Kart.

[Willie Robertson]

I always told.

[Jase Robertson]

And blitzball and disc golf.

[Willie Robertson]

And I've always told these guys anything.

[Jase Robertson]

That involves a game. Bro, you playing poker with me?

[Willie Robertson]

Me?

[Jase Robertson]

You don't. You don't play.

[Willie Robertson]

Make it. About the money?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, there you go. Then it'd be a problem.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. If you make it about the money, you gonna make me mad. And then I'm gonna take you money.

[Jase Robertson]

No, I would say size, like.

[Willie Robertson]

Cause I do it for fellowship.

[Jase Robertson]

Not docile, but like fenile. No, it's not even an owl. It's a. I can't even. I can't think of the word. Like submissive. All. He'll just go with the flow. So I don't care. Like, that's not that big of a deal to him, which I admire greatly about that.

[Willie Robertson]

Like, look, here's the thing about poker, okay? Number one, if you can't afford to just take a hundred dollar bill and take a match, life that. A hundred dollar bill and watch it.

[Jase Robertson]

Burn, you don't need to be there.

[Willie Robertson]

You shouldn't play.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm serious. Cause you're gonna say goodbye to it 90% of the time.

[Jase Robertson]

Which is why I don't play with him no more. Cause they jumped up that tax rate.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I can do that with like.

[Si Robertson]

I'd buy five pounds of manners.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no. Yeah, you could buy. Oh, you can buy a whole bunch of stuff.

[Jase Robertson]

When you used to have a fighting chance with a $20 bill I was.

[Phil Robertson]

In, I'd give you a discount and get you there.

[Jase Robertson]

All right, Hunter.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, that's good math, Hunter.

[E]

Okay, so, Martin, it's your turn to judge. What do you guys think Martin's biggest fear is?

[Phil Robertson]

That's an easy one.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a good one. Because I want to ask everybody that. I mean the whole world. I really do.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I ain't scared of crap on the floor. No, there's one. That goblin should get this one. I got it soon. Oh, that's a close one. But that ain't him.

[Phil Robertson]

Hold on, let's. What is Martin's biggest fear? Yeah, I want to show the. Oh, I can show this.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that's a tough one. It really is.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, that's the right answer for all those watching that.

[Willie Robertson]

I have no idea.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm not going to change it. I mean, there's only one answer for me.

[Willie Robertson]

I have no idea what's the answer? Really don't.

[Phil Robertson]

And then I'm going to tell you why you're wrong about your own answer.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, big cats. I don't like.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that's right, you did say.

[Jase Robertson]

I do not like either Black Panther. I don't. I don't I don't like big cats.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I wrote Black Panthers because specifically that would ruin your whole thing that they're not real and it would eat you.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I don't like big cats.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no. Because, hey, after Al's lesson Sunday, that's the question I want to ask everybody.

[Phil Robertson]

What Al had preached about. Big cats.

[Willie Robertson]

Huh? No, no, no. I'm talking about Roberts. He preached. He preached on. And his lesson was so good. If you're a Christian, y'all, you should have nothing that you're afraid of.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I don't disagree. I don't like. I don't like big cats.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, I just. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Big cat, Daniel and the lions, Dan.

[Jase Robertson]

Big cats in their environment. Do I. That, to me, is a legitimate rational fear.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, no, no, because that's one of them. When you go with the pants.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Don't mess with him.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. Because the guys. The guys that actually had it was in Vegas and were big tiger, and their show was about tigers.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

One of them got ate up big time.

[Jase Robertson]

I will say God wouldn't have my fear when I was younger. For sure. Yes. Look. So here, let me tell you why. On spiders. I grew up hunting with my grandma and my grandpa. And back in them days, Goblin can psych and attest to this, too. Like, when you went hunting around here, you talked about seeing a deer for three weeks. Like, if you even got to see if you now.

[Si Robertson]

Made you a hero.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, now. Now they live in your backyard. It ain't that big of a deal, but they were such serious hunters, you could not use a flashlight. So you're walking, like, early season right now while it's still warm out. I'm walking through the woods as a kid, no flashlight. They won't let me use no light whatsoever. Spider webs, buddy. Face first in them spider webs. And I used to be absolutely petrified of them things. Well, then I grew up and realized I can step on a spider. Like, if it gets right down to it, I can just go crunch. And he ain't no big dude. I still can't step on a mountain lion.

[Si Robertson]

They say one up there where I.

[Phil Robertson]

Hunt down the buffalo whooped that one.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, he got him broken down on a stump.

[Willie Robertson]

I wish I heard what y'all heard.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know what that was.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

But it didn't scare me. Like, that didn't scare me. I just don't know what it was.

[Willie Robertson]

I like to hear. I like to heard it.

[Jase Robertson]

But, hey, we do know each Other fairly well. How about that? Like, I thought this was gonna be like, what's goblin's go to date night meal or something.

[Phil Robertson]

You know, like steak with a handle on it.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, this would be.

[Jase Robertson]

No, but I'm saying if he's cooking for Paula, not for himself.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no.

[Phil Robertson]

This is steak with a handle on it.

[Willie Robertson]

This would be fun. Bring the women in.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, sir, we going to all end.

[Jase Robertson]

Up in marriage counseling. Man, I ain't doing that.

[Willie Robertson]

Then play this game.

[Jase Robertson]

No.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay. How well you know your mate, Hunter?

[Jase Robertson]

That was fun. I think we do that. This will be a really fun game to play with Stone. He'll be very enlightened.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no. Yeah, that'll be a good one, Donald.

[Phil Robertson]

Just draw the middle finger emoji and turn it around.

[Jase Robertson]

St. Gonna turn around and look. Sir.

[Si Robertson]

We done?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Phillip will be good at you.

[Jase Robertson]

You got any voicemails for us, Hunter? Oh, what's the phone number? We can Write it down.

[Phil Robertson]

3 1, 8. And then there's like seven numbers after that.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Phil Robertson]

You asked me to memorize the phone number.

[Jase Robertson]

No, I was. That was actually an open question.

[Phil Robertson]

318-21-5,6,5,9. Leave us a vote.

[Willie Robertson]

215, 69, 55.

[Phil Robertson]

That is 100% out.

[Willie Robertson]

215, 69, 55.

[Phil Robertson]

Nope, that's not it.

[Jase Robertson]

6569, right?

[Phil Robertson]

318-21-5,6-5,6,9.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

6569.

[Si Robertson]

What are you saying?

[Willie Robertson]

You didn't say that before?

[Phil Robertson]

6559. Hey, there it is.

[Willie Robertson]

What? I said 655.

[Phil Robertson]

We are not. No one is going to call incorrectly. Hey, this is the correct number.

[Willie Robertson]

That's the correct.

[Phil Robertson]

Here.

[Willie Robertson]

318. 215. 6595.

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I think we should keep these boards just for little messages we may want to display throughout this from time to time. Yeah, this. These are great, Hunter. Good job.

[Phil Robertson]

I do like this idea.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm now seeing a bigger potential for these things.

[Phil Robertson]

This is f. I've been trying to get my messages across with laptop stickers for 400 episodes, and now I can tell the world.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, now I can just write it. This is good. All right, Hunter, you got us one D car room. What's going on, boys? Hey, with Thanksgiving right around the corner, I wanted to ask, what is your favorite traditional Thanksgiving food? And what is something non traditional you wish was part of the spread? Thanks for all you guys do. God bless.

[E]

He was about to say where he was from.

[Willie Robertson]

He's a Louisiana boy.

[Jase Robertson]

No, he ain't Louisiana, that boy. No, that boy from Texas. Texas.

[Phil Robertson]

He's from somewhere like Nashville.

[Willie Robertson]

He's Louisiana.

[Phil Robertson]

It's. There was nothing like Dallas or Nashville. Nothing distinctive. Where's he from, by the way?

[Jase Robertson]

I'm good old South Carolina, baby. Oh, hey, South Carolina.

[Phil Robertson]

I really thought we would be better at that game.

[Jase Robertson]

Go Gamecock.

[Phil Robertson]

Terrible at it.

[Jase Robertson]

Thanksgiving food and a non traditional one. Is that right? A traditional and non traditional.

[Phil Robertson]

Yes.

[Si Robertson]

I like the dressing with a lot of turkey meat in it. It's gotta be moist, not dry and fried. Crappie. We had that one. We stayed at the camp on the lake one Thanksgiving.

[Willie Robertson]

And I'm with you on. I'm with you on the duck and dressing.

[Phil Robertson]

I. I'm just gonna stick to turkey skin. Just the skin. That's all I want. Fried turkey skin. Martin wrote fried turkey skin.

[Willie Robertson]

Fried.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, buddy.

[Phil Robertson]

Non traditional. Just fry some shrimp. That's what we do on Christmas.

[Jase Robertson]

You've got to be kidding.

[Willie Robertson]

Stop it.

[Jase Robertson]

Stop it. Yeah, stop it. Get out of my head. Get out of my head.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, this game's too easy. We're not even playing the game anymore.

[Willie Robertson]

And I know that is good because we do that. The Robinson do that. We have a shrimp.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's what y'all do for Christmas.

[Willie Robertson]

Seafood night.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's what y'all do.

[Phil Robertson]

We had shrimp last Thanksgiving.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that's fine, too.

[Phil Robertson]

We had it like.

[Willie Robertson]

Bill makes his etouffee appetizer.

[Phil Robertson]

Willie makes an etouffee. Oh, that's a goulash there.

[Willie Robertson]

Does he make it? Oh, he makes a.

[Phil Robertson]

Throw in a pound of cheese.

[Jase Robertson]

There we go.

[Si Robertson]

So, yeah, that's what I'm.

[Jase Robertson]

That's pretty on the note, guy. I just knew God was gonna throw pecan pie in there since he can't have it no more.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, we can have it on Thanksgiving.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, you bet you.

[Jase Robertson]

That a boy.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I may come sit. Will you just see how much he does? Just eat the whole.

[Si Robertson]

I want to. Boy, my.

[Jase Robertson]

Don't slice it.

[Si Robertson]

Just my arm and go off in.

[Jase Robertson]

Just go right in the middle.

[Phil Robertson]

Slice it, but then put that piece over to the side and eat the rest of it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

We gonna look at that thing. Gonna look like a slot machine that just hit the jackpot.

[Willie Robertson]

All the coins have been put in.

[Jase Robertson]

All right, Hunter, what else we got?

[E]

Do you guys want to try and answer this next question on.

[Jase Robertson]

On your boards from him?

[E]

Oh, it's foresight.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay, yeah, we'll do that. Let's let's answer with our boards before we give a verbal.

[Si Robertson]

All right, then.

[Phil Robertson]

Hi, my name is Lucas McClure. I live.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, that's a kid, man. Good luck. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Florida, North Carolina.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, Missouri. Oh, he lives by Truman Lake in Missouri, Missouri.

[Willie Robertson]

Truman Lake.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

In Cocoa, Florida.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh.

[Jase Robertson]

Good night.

[Willie Robertson]

Finally got one, boy.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, Move scores one to nothing.

[Si Robertson]

He moved.

[Phil Robertson]

I think that's enough to win. You're gonna win, and we're gonna keep doing this for like, three more weeks, and we're never gonna get one right. So you win, y'all.

[Jase Robertson]

Sweet tea rules.

[Phil Robertson]

Unbelievable company, man. I live in Cocoa, Florida. That's actually Orlando's closest beach per side.

[Jase Robertson]

Have you ever actually owned a truck that you named the Gray Ghost?

[Phil Robertson]

And did you actually blow it up in that Duck Dynasty episode?

[Willie Robertson]

That is. That is.

[Phil Robertson]

You like, what's your guys's craziest uncle sign moment ever?

[Si Robertson]

I got enough room on this board.

[Willie Robertson]

I was gonna say, you want me.

[Phil Robertson]

To write my craziest uncle Simon?

[Willie Robertson]

I did have a truck call the Grey Goals, and yes, we did blow it up.

[Jase Robertson]

He got.

[Willie Robertson]

I tried to buy it from the A and E dummies, but they said, nope, you gotta blow it up.

[Phil Robertson]

Didn't you try to get them to blow up your house, too?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no. I told bulldoze. I wanted to bulldoze it.

[Phil Robertson]

You wanted to drive a bulldozer from.

[Willie Robertson]

I told them. I said, hey, here's what you do. Give me $90,000 for it, okay. And then bring a bulldozer up here. And what I'll do is I'm gonna go from north to south to it, spin it around, go east to west, and then just bring in the dump trucks in the front end loader and pick it all up and get it away. And then build me a new one.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Who needs a concrete slab when you got access?

[Si Robertson]

That's right.

[Phil Robertson]

Amen.

[Willie Robertson]

That's right. Poor concrete slab. Bring in the trailer.

[Phil Robertson]

Our craziest uncle size story Just seems.

[Willie Robertson]

Like an impossible just rolled over in their grave.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I think the deal. I don't think my craziest one has happened yet. I'm not willing to. I'm not willing to put one. I'm not willing to put a pin in there.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I got so much more to do.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. I feel like me and Si still got some stuff to get sorted out somewhere.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm worried about that. I have to back out because I feel like rescuing y'all from whatever that is is gonna be my crazy story.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go.

[Willie Robertson]

We're probably gonna be. Need. Need to be rescued.

[Si Robertson]

Are we going to jail, son?

[Willie Robertson]

Have. What?

[Si Robertson]

Are we going to jail?

[Jase Robertson]

I did have a guy.

[Willie Robertson]

I hope not.

[Jase Robertson]

You know our store employee in there that. He plays the drums at church, too. Oh, yeah. Okay. He said he was going to start a new hashtag called Mugshots with Martin.

[Phil Robertson]

Mug Shots with Smart.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. He said, I feel like if me and you hung out outside of here, we'd go to jail. I said, they probably pretty much. Yeah. I said, that's possible.

[Willie Robertson]

When we met, like, it's a good thing I meet you one.

[Jase Robertson]

I can be talked into a bad idea. Like, you know, I mean, hey, yeah, let's go, baby.

[Willie Robertson]

Number one, we're too gullible.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, let's go, baby.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, let's go.

[Jase Robertson]

Drive.

[Willie Robertson]

Let's go. Do it.

[Phil Robertson]

See, in my formative years, I would have been the one with the idea that got y'all in jail.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. You would have been there, though, but not have gotten.

[Willie Robertson]

You would have been there.

[Jase Robertson]

No.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, you rat.

[Jase Robertson]

No, he wouldn't have told on you. He just wouldn't have been there.

[Willie Robertson]

I'd have bailed you out. He's the one that's suggested.

[Jase Robertson]

But to be fair, you do need somebody with bail money, and he probably.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, take it easy.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, no, I'm just saying, in my circle of friends, you'd have been the one with bail money. Rest of us, no, we done spent on.

[Willie Robertson]

No, I couldn't stand to go.

[Jase Robertson]

Other stuff.

[Willie Robertson]

I couldn't stand to go to jail. I'm not.

[Jase Robertson]

Luckily, these days, you ain't got to worry about that, old man.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I know, but I just.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, unless you end up with a pet squirrel up there in New.

[Phil Robertson]

York, they'll send you to jail for that.

[Willie Robertson]

I would have got in trouble if that adapted to me where I'm very aware.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I would have got in trouble.

[Phil Robertson]

You would have got lippy.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. There been.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, this article would be. This article would read way different.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Like poor, dead to death. Mark 12:17. Then Jesus said to them, give back to Caesar what is Caesars, and to God what is God's. And they were amazed at him. No government's gonna save you. They're. That's clear.

[Willie Robertson]

That's clear.

[Phil Robertson]

Jesus will.

[Jase Robertson]

Amen, buddy.

[Phil Robertson]

Stick with him.

[Willie Robertson]

That's it.

[Jase Robertson]

Amen.

[Phil Robertson]

See y'all next time.

[Si Robertson]

Bye. We're out.